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For 125 years, Firestone has been building tires with one thing in mind. To deliver products that are as reliable as you are. Firestone. Always dependable. Since 1900. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, banger builder Bob gets cramped claws, explains eSports, and asks for assistance. Welcome. Our Wade Raid Pops learns the lexicon of his deep deck dalliance. Then touts Going Rogue and Mr. Wayne. Matching Mark returns to FNAF. Rubs his meat, then talks clicks and keybinds, analysis and needles. From gaming groans to doomsday. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's time for. Please be nice. Now sit back and prepare to be destroyed. Distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. Right? That's right, it's Distractable. I'm your host because I won the last one. My name's Bob. Welcome. This is my episode. It's going to be great. Practically guaranteed. I only host bangers, I'm pretty sure, as I recall. And I'm joined, as always, by the two competitors for today's episode. Mark, sipping his fancy coffee mug. And Wade. Something about a tapered coffee mug. It's just very elegant. And it's from the DMZ. Ooh. I, too, have a beverage. It's mandarin orange. That is not what that looks like to me. Is that flavored water? Mandarin orange. Trust me, the G-E is there. It is orange. Anyway, great. I have a drink, too. We're all doing it, guys. If you've never seen this show before, it's a show where the points are all made up and matter an incredible amount. Uh, there's also coin flips. Uh, it'll be funny unless it's not. It's all kind of, it's everything. This show is all things to all people and also nothing to nobody. Before we get into the topic for today's episode, how's, how you doing? You got any small talk? I have, uh, a small talk. I've been doing quite a bit of Five Nights at Freddy's. It is so weird to play it again. And it is so embarrassing how little strength I have anymore. 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Uh-oh. my gamer hands they're getting old i've gotten better even over the past week i've gotten stronger but when i was first trying to do it because doing the uh custom night 10 20 modes in this you have to have really fast you know controlled motion which requires you to basically be tense you know with your grip and press buttons very quickly and responsibly after even an hour of playing trying to practice and doing the things i was moving like an old man just a pound of meat in a tube you know the tube of meat and i've learned that that's a great like roller for you know for forearms i put it on the countertop and i just imagine you like between nights you're like wiping the brow rubbing the meat and so it's uh it's been really really telling but you know kind of fun and also i i have a little not much more but a little more respect for like streamers that play it and i've learned that it's a great thing to do and i've learned that it's a great thing to do because it's like yeah it's actually uh a workout or is it really there was a time where i was playing for like an hour and a half straight and because i was so tense up in my arms and shoulders like i was i was i i started sweating it's 70 degrees i have an air conditioner in here it's just like what the fuck holy i've never had this ever in my life dude you i i literally got the slap tear playing a healer in an mmo lost like i i that's i it popped while i was playing as a healer doing we were doing this raid on repeat we couldn't beat it so like two hours of running this raid i'm trying to heal everybody and there's just this loud pop and i'm just in excruciating pain and people are like need a heal need a heal it's like yeah i'm trying god just a lot of pain one second and i'm getting yelled at because i'm not healing as well and that's that's when i got the slap tear yeah gaming's no joke when you're a teenager early 20s you got a mini fridge with like energy drinks our age you got the freezer with the roll of meat next to your desk i want to get like those you can have like ice packs so you can wrap around and i kind of will use them as wrist rests because they've got beads in them so it's like they they're kind of perfect beaded wrist rests i've had to use one for my knee you get one of those big ones you put it in a pillowcase yeah just wrap that sucker have you gotten gamer hands gamer cramp hands yet mark that's the thing that i don't get injuries but that's the thing my body likes to do i'll be playing something super casual like i'll stream for a few hours and something really casual i'm not even playing like fast pace and then i'm i feel fine i'm like playing playing and then i stop playing like i take a break or the stream ends and i lift my hands up and my hands just go yeah and i like can't move them for a minute and i'm like ah god i forgot to drink water for the last month that's like how i was when i burnt my hands i haven't had that from playing games but definitely when i burnt my hands that would happen where periodically they would see right after the burn of course it was on the way the hospital so i'd be in the car and i would just be like oh it's not so bad burns oh my god oh man that was glad that's over so it was this weird thing i don't know that i can't imagine going through that that sounds absolutely miserable what do you even like you if you try to pass the time you can like browse your phone that's the part of you you would use to do that so that you're like slamming your head into your lap like next i mean honestly it wasn't i mean it was a long time ago now but like it was kind of before scrolling on your phone was the thing to do i feel like that was still in the era where it was like oh i'm gonna go get on on dig it and click around the internet and you could like i'm gonna go on reddit but it's old reddit it's different it's not like it is now but you probably just like watch watch shows or something right i mean it was that was a while ago yeah it wasn't it wasn't the worst thing i think that as soon as i got to the hospital they made the mistake of putting the uh cuff on my arm for blood pressure which all it does is squeeze blood down there uh so they put that first and i i didn't question it so i was just like the machine goes and i'm like oh no here it comes oh no until the doctor comes and takes one looks and you know it's bad when the doctor goes yipes you know eyes bulge out like you know yeah i've never seen the scooby-doo doctor she ripped off put on my leg which i didn't realize was a possibility but you could just put the blood pressure thing on your leg so yeah i imagine it's more accurate on your arm but good enough on the leg or something i don't know yeah probably i've never seen that either my blood pressure probably isn't the biggest issue for for me when i burn my hands doctor comes in like shakes his like oh whoopsies looking great high five oh no right sorry sorry you want to do a tootsie tickler i'll just give him a clap on the shoulder what do you got going on mandarin orange guy pretty chill actually we had a nice chill weekend uh minimize social obligations for once but doing a lot of pokemon card hunting and opening because i don't know man the hobbies it's nice having a hobby but my personality does not allow me to like dabble i'm either all in on something or not in at all and i know i'm like that the gotcha era of my life taught me that it's like oh i could just go for this one new unit and use some like srs or rares i'm like nah there's other banners there's other super rares i could have a better team where is it one percent drop rate more like 0.76 i'm below the average dude i go i go ham and the pokemon cards i'm learning someone messaged me the other day they're like hey is this a good set to get chaos rising i was like yeah chaos rising is okay and they're like what about ascended heroes or prismatic no the pull rates are abysmal trust me i've opened 10 million packs and i'm like dude i went from not knowing anything about this to like advising people on the pull rates i've gotten way too into this in two months i'm glad i'm not like that as a person i'm still i'm definitely getting into pokemon i've decided i'm collecting pitch black because it's the newest one it's the newest set that just came out and you can still get it on shelves through my whole stick which i think i've told you guys is i've been looking and i've like oh amazon sells pokemon cards no it's like resellers and even the ones that are through amazon are like clearly marked up like i'm buying two packs at a time every time i happen to be at a store that carries them i the etb that i got was an accident i went into a store a walmart to get like washer fluid and like random house right and i just happened to see a guy in line and wandered over and we're like i'll take one of the four etbs you that you're just putting out and you have a security guard next to cool atb stands for elite trainer box it's the box of cards yeah it's just a box it has oh sorry yeah sorry mark sorry mark i'm just laughing along you know he said something honestly i only know what that one means i swear to god there's just a bunch of acronyms and anyone who talks about pokemon who does it like wade does it it's just like oh yeah i got the ascended heroes grs and i got the the three triple 10 and i'm like what the fuck what is all this shit like it's packs of cards right what am i missing but there's a bunch of different ways that they're yeah i know like sir is like the rarest ones or something and then i know conditions like nm is near mint lp lightly played mp moderately played hp heavily played it's like the condition the more plated is the worst the condition is i know that lingo after that i don't know all the lingo either i will say if it's not new i don't think if you want to be disillusioned about uh your collection of pokemon cards you should watch ludwig's video where he let chat buy a bunch like i was like ten thousand dollars worth of cards they like let pick helped him pick stuff and they bought a bunch and they were some of them most of them were graded some of them were not i think or actually i think they were all graded but then he broke the case sent them to tag to get graded got a grade broke the case sent them to another place to get graded and then sent them back to psa because a lot of them started out as psa and the i don't know what the statistical breakdown is but they're all over the fucking place like it's just arbitrary he had one like he had ones where it was like this was a psa nine and then this these people gave it a six and then these people gave it a seven and a half and then it went back to psa and they gave it a seven so i just lost a thousand dollars and i paid them all for the privilege man that's not a great investment is it if you get a good grade don't do that leave it alone i've never i've not sent any cards in for grading i kind of want to do it just to see how it works but i have i've only opened uh 20 packs a couple dozen packs total i don't have anything that would be interesting to grade yet i doubt that's going to happen if i don't go and buy from the card shops like and and whatever indulge all the scalpers and people the card shops are all right the scalp scalping is rough i'm glad you have a new i was going to call it an addiction but that feels mean it kind of i mean no a new hobby diction i had old sets from the 90s like i had the original so it was called base then jungle then fossil base 2 rocket and then there were a couple other sets i've got almost all of those complete because i just had them almost complete as a kid so i've been trying to like find the few cards here and there missing to complete those sets and then i was working on uh jim heroes and jim challenge series which is the end of the first era i guess of pokemon cards and there's like another it's divided into like eras for some reason i don't know but all my old sets i'm like i kind of want to complete these and then you know new sets i'm kind of like i don't know if i want to complete them all i'll just go for the cards i like and usually that ends up being the full arts cards which means the whole card is artwork so yeah i've gotten i've gone i've gone pretty deep that sounds like it's good for you yeah well it's something to do rehab for my knees been going well did you walk yet yeah actually pretty well uh i'm even doing stairs without having to like i was walking like i was you know 99 years old and on my deathbed for a little bit it seemed pretty bad it seemed worse than than just need some physical therapy but i've gone about a week and a half with no brace no knee brace and moving pretty well inclines and stairs can sometimes still give me issue the physical therapy started off with some of the easiest stuff they're like all right lay your leg down now straighten it do that 10 times i was like oh hell yeah now we're at the point where they're like all right do 15 sets of 15 squats in the next 30 seconds wait what all right cool now do 30 leg lifts do on your side do 30 more sean t from insanity comes out all right yes man i started off i was like molly this is so much easier when i did physical therapy for my shoulder it really hurt because i had a tear my knee's not torn so this has actually been pretty good and then last time i went dude my hip i'm like my knee's feeling better but now my hip hurts from the physical therapy i couldn't get any more physical therapy for that so i've been watching because other people that come in for physical therapy at the same time as me and has had like hip replacements so i'm watching their stretches and i've been going home doing those because i'm like my hips hurt so bad from the pt maybe i need to pt my hip too so i've been doing exercises for kind of both things but other than physical therapy and card collecting not a whole lot here power wash two have you played the star wars dlc no i have not i've only been playing five nights of readies the sprays make like blaster noises like constantly or just like every time when you first click if you're holding it it doesn't but if you like click it's like just the whole time you're holding it down it's like a space battle it's just like chaos like man that's so relaxing oh it's so good it's actually so good anyway i think that's it for me if there's more i don't remember it i got a little more and then i'll i'll let it go it's uh you know nothing's going to do a little more and then i'll i'll let it go it's uh you know nothing's going to do a little more i got a little more and then i'll i'll let it go it's uh you know nothing's going to do a little more and then i'll i'll let it go it's uh you know nothing's going to do a little more and then i'll i'll let it go it's uh you know nothing's going to do a little more and then i'll i'll let it go it's uh you know nothing too crazy only gopro gopro gopro is now dead to me again no they were never is now dead to me again no they were never is now dead to me again no they were never dead to me oh oh okay no this is this is dead to me oh oh okay no this is this is dead to me oh oh okay no this is this is only moderately moderately something uh this is only moderately moderately something uh this is only moderately moderately something uh there's only moderate death there's only moderate death there's only moderate death you're only moderately dead to me only you're only moderately dead to me only you're only moderately dead to me only mostly dead i've been i'm enjoying the mostly dead i've been i'm enjoying the mostly dead i've been i'm enjoying the the mission one it's been nice uh code the mission one it's been nice uh code the mission one it's been nice uh code marbler sorry code distractible i marbler sorry code distractible i marbler sorry code distractible i apologize oh do we actually have that apologize oh do we actually have that apologize oh do we actually have that that's a real thing yeah you've had that that's a real thing yeah you've had that for weeks okay good okay oh we've done so much good advertising for that's the thing yeah it's like eventually i'll record an actual review of the alert so they're dead to me right because the ils has been something i've been craving i went to nab just to like try to get my hands on that i have lenses i've already bought for that specifically i'm so ready i got adapters and everything i'm so eager i open my instagram and there's someone named gimbal god that already has it and has been given to it by gopro and i feel betrayed four days ago four days ago watch it be like the ceo of gopro i can't believe this guy got it before me hold on yeah maybe who is lead engineer on the ils model of the gopro mission this guy named gopro owner got this gopro before me unbelievable unbelievable the betrayal no no i don't think that's him i don't i don't think so no no no way no way it's not mr pro i i feel like you know i'm right here i got my gopro shirt i've got a gopro shirt on you've worn that like the last couple episodes you've been consistent have i oops this one shirt well no you had a different one last i feel like last time we recorded you had a different gopro shirt i just remember being like oh he's wearing the shirt yeah i do but not anymore until i get an ils is there a release date for it is it eminent or they just is it one of those where they're not given a hard date for it they've nebulously said q3 so they just like got the last of the accessories for the baseline out they just got the media mod out finally and they got the oh there is gonna have a media mod yeah yeah yeah and that's nice and all that's nice but really i want the lenses i want to be able to do the lenses i love my little 3d printed macro adapter but it's like i have a dedicated macro lens waiting multiple actually macro lenses waiting to go on to the gopro i have them just i've i've talked about that for a while i'll be right back so uh i i forbid anyone from using my promo code or distractibles we are a united front in boycotting until we get i until we you get the thing you want we want comrades yeah the royal of it all you know the me i feel like that's very fair i feel like that's that's on them the solution is clear uh there's there's another thing that's been a funny thing there's when i've been doing five nights at freddy's with this um you know trying to beat it i've actually had to do math dun dun dun oh no there is a certain amount of flashlight battery you have which amounts to 50 seconds in the whole night which you know averages out to a little over nine seconds per minute of game to use it but the smaller you press the button the less battery you use right so i use the 960 frames per second mode to burst me pressing control to learn how bad i am at pressing this throughout the game it can only do like 10 seconds at a time but i'll play and i'll do kind of the pattern that i do for flashing and i'm like holy i am holding that down so much more than i think i think i press it three times i looked at myself in slow motion i was just holding it for three times and you see my knuckle go like but my finger is down on the button the whole time and i'm like i had no idea holy so for for uh sign you're gonna need that you're gonna need a hall effect keyboard to get this under control oh that's the van gogh pikachu i've seen that one i've seen that that's fancy one wait because i've been looking for a keyboard that has a lighter touch because the problem with this one is it's i thought that it being clickier would be better but there's a lot of force needed to press it down and once it's down it doesn't really spring back up with a lot of i'm not like a keyboard expert but i do know i think it's hall effect switches but it may be some other technology there's a kind of keyboard where you can literally calibrate the moment in the travel where it triggers and where the rebound is because with mechanical switches like it's a switch right you push it down and it goes click and it doesn't unclick until it travels back a certain amount you can't adjust that there are keyboards where that is i don't know i don't know if you've ever heard of a mechanical switch but it's a switch that is calibratable where it's literally like you could set it to the lightest touch triggers it but then the rebound is like at a specific height so you could have you could absolutely min max your like flashlight that would be so nice and i know it's a bit kind kind of like it's try hard to do it but the the thing is like this keyboard is i imagine every crazy fps person has that and the mouse it is i do know of that because of the valorant and cs2 competitive scenes is where i've like heard about this so there's it's definitely like an esports thing the annoying thing about it is you can't rebind the key so in five nights of freddy's two the flashlight is control you can't change that to anything else or i would change it to the other mouse button which is not used right click is not used wait but you can rebind the keys through your keyboard mouse software it through i use logitech for everything so well except for this keyboard but i generally use logitech so on my gaming computer you can set any button you want to be any input you want and you can set buttons on your mouse to be keyboard inputs so you can't rebind it in game but you could set it so your right click is a left control input while you're playing five nights so you could switch that to uh an optimal because because you can click so much faster than you can ever press a button like clicking is it's it's the it's so fast you wait mark i have a theory that i would love you to try you can bind key presses to your scroll wheel so if you just flick the scroll wheel like you just go like it'll be like like every little notch will be a press so you could literally just be like look i'm not beating the cheating allegations if i if i do that on this is this is just rebinding things this is just using what's available is this is not going to work i'm not going to be able to this is not hacking the game file okay dude we're gonna go back and they'll be like oh well this person beat 20 20 20 20 mo using the legit controls mark rebound his flashlight or you could do you could do the the mouse technique that i think a lot of rts players do there's a certain kind of tape you can put on your fingers and then you like when you're using your mouse instead of clicking you like flick and drag and the stickiness of the tape makes it like bounce and that's how rts players get like several hundred minutes to do that so you can do that and then you can do that and then you 100 inputs a minute of like constant just like fucking clicking at a thousand clicks a second kind of bullshit also not cheating totally allowed in esports i feel like that's pretty legit in the game if you the thing is you don't need to click a lot you just need to click really small when you need to click so you're not clicking all the time you're just like when you're going through the cameras you got to go and click at the same time that you're left clicking so if i could have it to my mouse then it would be at the same speed i could basically just go you know one after another and be really quick but you know look i can help you i'll be your coach i don't know anything about five nights at freddy's but i know all kinds of stuff about competitive video games that i've never been able to do myself we're gonna have torbett coaching fnaf coaching can i get coached on bald or something i don't know what do i do my esports coach had put me in in the championship in high school we would have won state and i've never been able to let that go i've i've gotten to 5 a.m. multiple times the problem is my power right now so it's like if i can quicken speed up my flashlight press by like 15 that's all i need i would make it to the end of the night even 10 might get me there rebinding right play to control might totally save your ass you could totally do it it's probably native to what you use corsair or i don't know it's a razor mouse it's been so long since i've played is it start at 10 p.m. or midnight midnight to 6 a.m. so it's like i'm in the last hour and i run out of power that's happened about 10 times now and i've gotten better at it but it's still it's so hard in the panicky moments to not you know flash hard that's i cannot wait for mark to redo his bathroom he's like i had to rebuild the 2015 computer i'm using my toilet for power i have to have amy flush it in order to get the cooling going so that the perfect refresh rate from 2015 is back there's a quirk in the game where if you flush your toilet it creates a magnetic spiral that will affect your computer and it's going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god give you perfect rng each time um yeah can't wait i'm excited for that video upload this is unrelated uh except for the conspiracy theory part on tiktok i keep getting served videos from this person and i can't tell if it's completely serious or if it's just a bit and it's going over my head but it's the videos are all called like quantum lattice hoverboard attempt number 13 great success and then it's a guy with like a little tech deck skateboard on a desk it's just a close up video and it has a bunch of shit taped on it and he just keeps going well that was a really good one like he's trying to get it to be a hoverboard and i keep showing up and every time i see it i get a little bit more paranoid about if our existence is real or if the timelines are overlapping or something but i hope it's a bit in my heart of hearts i i'm i feel like it's a bit but also what if he's onto something or on something might be it might be anyway if you need esports tips mark my god you're back man i got it we can do this i'll help you with your pokemon card collection mark if i help you can i be can i be like the jester of five nights at freddy to your king can i be the duke of five nights at freddy can you can you like give me a lordship you'll have a fiefdom you'll have a fiefdom perhaps a manor yeah i guess you need without a duke can't have not have a manor so i'd be a cattle just in general or yeah just you can be one of my cattle i'll make you a cattle all right i'm not gonna do anything to that's cool at the end of the season we'll quarter you up and put most of you in the freezer and then it'll be delicious oh cow version of oats i know what that means oh you mean the big bit i'm really banging on all cylinders today i will get the segue point wade could get the segue point and maybe i'll give it to you because it feels stupid to give it to myself but can i just say my foot is messed up i complained about this last time it's still messed up it's potentially going to take a couple months to heal all the way up months what'd you do i have a big fucking open wound on the bottom of my foot well yeah i know but i don't know if you ever told us what caused it poor foot care or foot care poor poor i thought you said whore broke ass foot care it's not that crazy it sounded like what he said yeah i hired a hooker she really messed up my foot maybe i was insulting the brand of products i was using those whores messed up my foot goddamn saravi i would never talk bad about you saravi you'd best i love you guys how's that i know sarabi that's a pokemon so i don't know saravi or sarave people say which i think is wrong anyway it's just a brand of like skincare products but uh they're very good they have very good unscented lotion my foot's all fucked up at a point in time where what i want to do most you know in my free time is drive to all the stores in my area and see if they have any of the pokemon cards on the shelf for retail that i can buy because i can't order them if i could order them online i would but anyway my foot's messed up i'm not supposed to be walking so stay off as much as possible and that is the topic of today's episode i need your help and i know we've done this a lot in the past but the premise on this one is a little bit different i need your help each of you is going to suggest to me things that i can do to entertain myself without having to use my foot but i'm going to pick the top thing that each of you ends up offering me and i'm going to do them in the next week and who it whomever's thing i prefer in actually and i'm going to record myself on my gopro mission one even though they're dead to mark uh i'm going to record myself doing them and then give you feedback and whoever's i like the most that's a bounty the bounty is give bob hobbies that will keep him entertained because i try i was like i can't really give you a point whoever wins because i'm keeping points whoever wins this i can't give someone points next week when i'm not the host presumably i won't be but i feel like i can create a bounty right is this okay is this within the guidelines is everyone okay with that so i want to i want to create this bounty and i am going to do whatever it is we come up with i'm going to do it both of your ideas for the next week and then as fair and honestly as possible pick who gets the bounty points in the next episode i have this titled in my notes as please be nice because i i immediately was like we could we always do like fuck ass things to each other and it's always like oh well i need to i need to wash my car help and we're like well piss on it and then rub some shit in there i'll polish it up i'm gonna do this please i have hank joined bj's wholesale club the day he became a father of 30 i coach football now coach hank saves up to 25 off grocery store prices 30 pounds of pasta three cases of protein bars 75 sports drinks and that's just pre-game he knows teamwork and bj's no savings this is your home home coach home of the save join for just 20 at bj's.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save mark this is our chance we could go real hard on him remember that sour challenge he was too sick to do we could that's not a hobby your hobby is eating sour shit oh god just eat sour candy for three straight hours uh but anyway the floor is open i feel like you guys know me pretty well you know i like to eat sour candy i like to eat sour candy i like to eat sour candy i like to eat sour candy i like you know what i like you know i like tech i'm recently in all these things but i would like suggestions it could be stuff that you enjoy it could be things that you feel like i might enjoy could be anything could be something none of us know anything about i will try it as long as it conforms to i'm supposed to walk as little as possible i can go places if it's like i need to go somewhere and walk inside and sit down i can totally do that but wade you look pregnant with an idea oh thanks man i've been working on that well you don't look pregnant with a baby so i feel like that was obvious what do you got help me out so this one's more of something i've really Enjoyed I've been getting more into you're getting into the Pokemon cards So whenever I started looking into the cards whenever I started get back into Pokemon in general even I saw I played every mainline Pokemon game except for like gen 3 when it first came out cuz I was just a phase of my life where I thought I was too cool for Pokemon or something and after gen 5 like black white black two whites - I kind of like I'm not really enjoying the games quite as much anymore and then looking at the cards and stuff It's like I don't have a connection to any of the new Pokemon. I didn't really give a shit about any other games one of the ways I've really gotten a feel for enjoying more variety of Pokemon and getting more appreciation is through some Fan-made Pokemon games. There's been some really crazy fan games and like rom hacks that have been a lot of fun There's one called emerald rogue which turns Pokemon into like a roguelike and it's really fucking difficult you like challenges It's really hard poke a rogue. I think I've told you about poke a rogues like a web browser game You can play it on your phone. You can play it on your tablet computer. Whatever. It's just a web browser That one's Also challenging but it gets easier over time because every time you catch something you have a chance of starting with it the next time You can lower cost to have more things on your team. Like it'll make sense as you get into it I still play poke a rogue. I've been dabbling in it for forever and out of a thousand twenty-five Pokemon I'm missing four total in my decks like I've almost completed the full decks at this point good gravy But I mean I play half hour to an hour increments and it's like okay and I'll come back Can you play that on mobile? I feel like I've seen you to play it on like your phone or your iPad or something Yeah Yeah, poke a rogue you can and the fan games you can't like the ROM hacks you can as well I still recommend owning the game right like I own I don't I don't download games I don't own so like I'll own Pokemon Emerald before I'll do something like that. Some of the fan games are also really good There's Pokemon unbound and I just started one called Pokemon rejuvenation Rejuvenation increases the shiny rate so you can shiny hunt It's like a one in 100 chance of getting a shiny instead of one in five thousand you could just restart for 20 minutes And get a shiny starter if you want. I just started streaming that one recently. I've been having a lot of fun with it Interesting different Pokemon fan games and stuff I think one are more fun than a lot of the mainline games have been lately and you can play them a lot of them on Mobile some of the fan games you can't because they're not you can do on Android Maybe you're an Android guy I can't do it on iOS but those give me a new appreciation for a lot of the Pokemon's where I see the cards Mike Oh, here's this Pokemon I didn't give a fuck about but like now I do because it helped me in poker rogue a lot and stuff like that So I think it makes it more fun. I could do that I like video games and they're they're really fun and interesting games Some of them have like their own versions of Pokemon that called fake them on like they'll make their own regional variants or their own Pokemon Which I was kind of on it first, but I'm also like those are kind of cool now good suggestion mark You look like you're pregnant, too. Yes. I am Bob. Have you ever considered? day trading I Have actually yes Now I'm not saying it's for everybody only for the bravest among you right You you don't even need to understand what you're buying. You don't need to do any research You just need to look at charts, right? Yeah, there's something I forgot the name of it But it's like the the study of the chart is all you need to know about the future just like you know, you take a bunch of animal bones and you shake them in your hand you go and you're like Oh, I see the future. It's not what witches do among other people not just witches But you know, I'm just saying in general witches Small children lots of people do it with where do you think pick up sticks came from it used to be pick up bones? And then people started learning the truth and not picking them up because you have to be able to see to understand exactly So all you need to do is get some fancy lines get a marker get a get an erasable Monitor right or something like that or you could have your phone you could do on your phone, too I was like what so you mean a whiteboard? No, you really got monitor. I could draw a dry erase marker, you know Like a zoomer being like I should make something just like an erasable monitor Like you could write on it, but then you wipe it does that is it erasable erasable monitor? Is that what that's called member pencils and paper in the old days, man? Oh, you got to see it on the chart. What are you gonna have it all your chart on the paper? You gotta draw the chart each time. No, you gotta just start drawing lines and stuff Yeah, you're just trying to scrape that little bit of profit every time boom boom boom boom Is this the kind of thing we need to wear a dress shirt? With the sleeves rolled up and unbuttoned at the top and you look a little sweaty and disheveled and you have like the tie on That's also partially undone. I'll make my Charlie from it's always sunny room with the red yarn on the board And yeah, actually I forgot I forgot one crucial detail. You need six monitors or nine Depending like six or nine Round by charts buy here sell here buy here sell here buy buy buy sell so don't even need your feet Does day trading include Forex? I'm gonna say yes I don't know what that means Well cuz mark out kind of into Forex a little bit when we were in college and I was always really jealous because I didn't Have any money but you were like showing me the charts and stuff and be like look This is a this is a J hook and this is this one's gonna be a rebound I was like god that does sound fun. I would do that if I had any dollars at all for everyone at home This was a long time ago when I was very dumb. Don't do this. This is a joke It was in a period when you were also like Hunting for shit to care about cuz like you're it was in college like everyone does stuff in college No, I would this was before any of my health stuff. It was it was like sophomore year or something like junior I can't remember but I do remember one trade going bad and me sitting in like a public bathroom looking at my phone just hyperventilating like I think I think you're saying that I should but my grandpa used to delve into like whenever I turned 11 He was like, all right, son, you're too old to get toys So we're gonna give you a stock and I was like, okay grandpa, but like this new video game sounds really no nude video game Hey, we're gonna buy stock in Chiquita and we put like $100 in Chiquita banana and like it boomed and we went from a hundred To like a thousand and he was like, all right now we're gonna take that out We're gonna dump it all into Ford Motor Company and then Ford like fucking Crashed and we lost it all we're gonna let it ride So I I went from like oh god crap I got a thousand I could buy like a new bicycle He's like no, we're putting it into Ford and Ford just tanked. I mean he's like sometimes you lose son I was like, I just I just wanted the new It couldn't have gone to zero though rights because Ford's still around so no I I might it might even still exist I might need to do one of those recovery things. We're like, oh, yeah, I've got Stock in something from like you never sold so you never lost Yeah that that worth that's still worth the exact same amount that it was when you put it in because it's you know, you don't have To you don't have to convert that you have to do the new value until you transfer it again Yeah, I got like one share of stock a year for like three years. I'm sure I'm rich now if I look at it What was this like 1942? Well, how old do you think I am? You know, I have suspicions When was the stock market invented? I'm assuming it was soon after that Were these physical pieces of paper handwritten or there were they printed with a printing press? Okay, I see where it went down if it was like 2001 or something and then it went down It has not recovered since then so you probably had the same amount Alright, I still got my three shares at one dollar apiece But if there's dividends if there's dividends, you might actually have a good amount of money I remember back when I was alive during the Dust Bowl and the Great Depression and things were rock bottom. I was like, ooh Buyers market everyone! And they were begging for bread Good times good times Was this an online thing though, or did you like literally did you like have a paper thing? Oh my grandpa would we had the good old windows like XP computer We'd go to like some website I think and we get the letters in the mail from I don't know whoever it's Billy's been years I mean, honestly, you should look just because I'm curious, but I don't know. I don't know how that works I don't know if have you ever looked at unclaimed property. No Cuz I don't know if that works for stocks But like you know, there's like they'll be cash in your name and the unclaimed property thing if you like search on the state records or something I've got a few rich uncles somewhere in the Middle East that I got an emails from over the years But I've not looked at unclaimed cash uncle Prince Yeah, you're the same one. Yeah, we all have uncle Prince. That's my uncle. He's King now. He was formerly known as Prince Oh, I see. Anyway, that's my idea. I like that and Wade if you don't find those shares of stock I will never forgive you. Yeah, it says their dividend is like 4% I don't know if it's always been that but if that was like 20 years ago That's a lot of money Wade finds his three shares of stock and the people at Ford are like fuck Shit, I did we thought he died. God damn it. He actually owns the company now I come back in here. I'm just wearing a higher crown boys. It's me King Ford. God. He really understands the companies You should be in charge You're the guy man. This is what they get for getting doing away with the tire crown I have my axle rod scepter and my tire crown Look, I'm still mad at Ford because they're going to discontinue the F-150 Lightning So you get over there and you give them up for I'll tell them man I'm gonna go over and I'm gonna give them the what for I own that company now two strong suggestions We might just end the episode there and I'll just pick those because those both sound very good But let's not though. Wait, what else should I do to fill myself? My sad sad time when my foot doesn't I mean it hurts a little it's sore, you know, it's like God, come on, foot doesn't hurt that bad, but I'm so sad about it and I'm stuck, stuck in here. I don't know how you feel about these, but this is something I personally want to do because I've not watched these in forever. I want to do a Batman movie marathon where I go back and I watch even like the old, like, like all the way Adam West. I've never watched those. I might go back that far, but at least like, you know, the eighties, nineties, like Batman, Batman forever, Arnold Schwarzenegger freeze and up through the Nolans and then, uh, uh, Pattinson's Batman. I've also never watched the penguin series, but anyway, I used to love Batman as a kid. That was like my favorite superhero. So I got super into it and my dad and I used to watch. So, uh, I kind of just want to go back and rewatch all those to see how they all hold up. Cause I've got memories of like Christopher Walken and one of the Batman movies and I've not seen it since I was a kid. So I'm like, who was he? But I feel like whenever I picture him, I combine him with like, what was it? Marv from home alone. Like the study gets shocked. I feel like they're the same. Like those images are blurred my mind. I'm like, I must see this movie out the memories. I want to, I want to do a Batman movie marathon. So maybe, maybe you'd enjoy like a movie marathon of one of your old favorite franchises or Batman or something. Oh, it doesn't have, it doesn't have to be Batman necessarily. Well, that's the one I'm suggesting specifically, but like, I don't know if Batman's for you. I mean, I do love generally love the dark night trilogy and I like Batman as far as, as for someone who doesn't care that much for superheroes in general, Batman's definitely near the top of the list where I'm like, yeah, I'll watch Batman knitting. You might genuinely enjoy knitting. You boring piece of shit. You look like someone. Oh man, way to earn points. I had to commit to it. You just look like you need the thrill of two knitting needles and constant movement. I wonder how many people that watch this knit and they're just so angry right now, threatening you with their needles. Dude, a lot. A lot of them are probably coach crocheting, but. A lot. There's so many times. I'm sure you guys know at this podcast where you'll start a sentence and you go, you'll be like, it'll be really funny if you say this instead, it's going to cost you dearly. It's going to cost you, but anyway, but knitting, knitting, uh, it's, you know, it's a very relaxing and you can do it while watching other things. It's something where you're working with your hands and you do need to pay attention a little bit, but it's more forgiving than say like crocheting or, um, there's a, I think there's a meme between like knitting and sewing or knitting and something else. Where it's like, you could just accidentally whip up an entire sweater. I'm not sure if it is knitting or which one's easier. I'm not sure which one's easier, but honestly, Mandy has crochet stuff and has crocheted things. So I don't, I, I could, I could maybe order some knitting needles or something, but like, I think we have like some yarn and shit I could use. Oh yeah. Crocheting is one hooked needle. Knitting is two sticks. Knit one, purl two, whatever the fuck that means. And crocheting is just, crochet. Crochet. You have to say it out loud every time. It's like bingo. It doesn't count if you don't say it out loud. You don't do that long. You didn't say crochet, but you do specifically mean knitting. Yeah. Knitting. I think knitting could be fun. You could get into it and it's just a repeatable pattern as far as I know. And you can kind of aimlessly do it while watching your movie marathon. I could get all this out of the way all at once and not have to do any of this stupid shit you guys are telling me to do. And you could day trade at the same time. With my one good foot, I'm over here day trading like a madman. Yeah, exactly. You just time the trades to when you get to the end of a line. It's like you buy or sell at the end of it. And so you just leave it up to fate because honestly, random chance would be better. Does it ding like a typewriter when you get to the end of the line? We're going to be rich. We're going to make smart needles with a speaker in it that know when it's at the end of the line. It just brings back all the classic like nineties noises like you've got mail. Why? Yeah, you can customize your needles to give you whatever noises you want. You're so right. You started that so confidently like it would be related. Oh yeah. I relate to what I said. Don't you? You know how we sell $700,000 in product in the first six months? AI powered knitting needles. Oh my God. Uses AI to tell when it's time for you to move to the next row. Boom. Everybody loves AI. Everybody wants it in everything. It's AI. AI was real and we didn't have some really shitty versions of VI. You know, AI is not real. It's real in the way that language works. Well, we call it AI, but like in the technical historical definition of artificial intelligence, we've not really reached that yet. We have just really shitty virtual intelligence. I agree with him. I really, I like the mass effect definition of like virtual intelligence better than what it currently is. I like that a lot. Well, do you have any more ideas that you want to throw out? So another thing from my childhood, I used to love doing jigsaw puzzles, but not only are there normal jigsaw puzzles, right? The a hundred piece, thousand piece, whatever. There was a puzzle I did as a kid. It was like four different puzzles that was like jungle canopy, jungle, like floor bottom, like the planes. And I figured though they're like a river or something. And once you built each one of these, you could take off the outside lines and put them together. And it was one big puzzle that made one image. It was just really cool. On top of that, there were like the 3d puzzles. So my grandpa and I built like a house one time where it was just little foam. Puzzle pieces and you put it together. And ultimately it was like this little house and stuff. I got a lot of satisfaction out of doing puzzles as a kid. I'm not done one in a while, but I kind of had the itch to do one. And I guess if I was off of my feet for a while, that'd be another thing I'd want to do is some kind of combo of jigsaw puzzles. If I get a puzzle and then invite you over and have you do it for me, does that count as me doing it? It's like watching a let's play. Like, did you, did you have a gaming experience by watching someone else play the game for you? I mean, I guess so. Yes, I've, I've played many games that way, but yeah, I mean, I guess it would count. Uh, to clarify, there's absolutely no feet at all possible. Like I can walk, I can walk short distances. I can, I, it's not like I can't stand up. I can walk around the house and I can go as long as I'm not wandering around a grocery store. I can walk like this is perfect. No, no, this is perfect. Okay. All right. So you couch, you go to your cupboard, you grab a box of Kleenex, right? And you bring it over. You go to your, wherever your whatever, grab a bottle of lotion. Okay. You're going to need all these. You put one on the other one side, one, the other open up your laptop, type in B O O B I E S hit enter. Just start clicking. It's the most fun you can have with your hands and not your feet. I don't want to see this redeem happen, but like, I guess that's true. Put it on the bounty bar. It's on there. It's on the list for consideration. I forgot these are going on the bounty bar. Oh, here's a video of me looking at porn guys. Hey, that'll be a hell of a bounty if we very desperate need points to win like nail biter end of the season. That's a bounty to pull. I never thought we would top the piss yourself for a win, but here we are. Listen, if this podcast ever gets that high stakes, it will be there. Exactly as described. I didn't, I didn't say anything else. I just said, you were just saying to watch porn and have those things within reach. Some laptops, it's a real dry. So you got to keep your hands moisturized to use your mouse and keyboard. I get you. Absolutely. I've been, you know, my it's been real dry around here too. And you ever just see B O O B I E S that just bring a tear to your eyes. You need a Kleenex to like dab the tears. Like that's the only word I ever spelled on calculators. So I'm assuming I'll come across some interesting, uh, you know, like retro collectible calculators potentially as well, which I have another idea too. Is it Wade's turn or should I just go straight up? There aren't any turns go Mark. Okay. All right. So you go on eBay, you get yourself a classic TI 83 plus silver edition. You go to wherever the hell there's the drug trader game. You go to get the dragon ball Z RPG game, get those installed on TI 83. You'll have the best time of your life games on TI 83, just hit different somehow. They, they, they, they weren't the most graphically intense, but they were the most satisfying to play. They playing games in math class on the TI 83 plus it was like snake. And I forget one other game. It was like, if you were in class, it was like the most fun thing you could ever do. And looking back, I was like, those games fucking suck, man. Instead of doing work, those games weren't the study hall. Oh God. Yeah. I played video games. And then you got the cable. You could share with someone like, dude, I got that mafia game. You got to find the person who has the cable. So you could share the files across because you gotta, you gotta make sure you have all the coolest shit, man. Do you imagine, do you think you guys, if, if I told you I'm going to pay you like $10,000 a month, I'm going to pay you like $10,000 a month. I'm going to pay you like $10,000. If by tomorrow you can have a programmed version of those games without using any kind of AI or anything like that. Do you think you could do it? Like you could, you could learn the programming and search up the commands to create like the mafia drug trader game or something like that? Well, probably. Cause like if there's things like RPG maker and stuff out there, there's gotta be something, some template you could use, but on the TI 83, like I don't even know what language is programmed in. What does that mean? No, my brain would not work that way. I would try, but I think realistically I could not make that happen. No. Even go back and turn one of those things on would be an achievement for me today. Much less. There's a big button labeled on. That's a start. You didn't have one of the pool cords. Teacher, wait. I had one of the hand crank ones, like the weather radios to their classes. Like he, he, he, he is a plastic. Yeah. God. You don't get tested. Everyone like just cranking it. You can't stop because if you stop, everything falls out of memory. if you want to see what you're working on you gotta you gotta crank endlessly i was always jealous of the kids who had the chest harness where you only needed one hand to crank and you could use your other hand for stuff this is like one of those one man band where the harmonica is but they go yeah yeah i think on crank they got a little monkey actually cranked their ti83 to hit enter on the calculator you're like take kick your leg enter ah but you can't use your leg i can't use my feet i could use my leg all right another idea one man band get a big drum on your back get cymbals get a harmonica get whatever else hell he had he had the one guy that one man what did he have in his band go back re-listen to old albums like cds from the 90s 2000s like actually pop out the old cd player i thought you were just gonna let mark rack up the points without no he was starting to i'm like no i can't let this happen old gaming consoles go play like nintendo try to beat like super mario again i do have an n64 right there i was thinking even older i was thinking like sega genesis or super nintendo but okay if if uh if you know those automatic bread makers i have one of those i think how long do you think it would take you to make one like the loaf to prepare to put in there uh it's pretty easy actually you pretty much just dump the shit in it doesn't take very long at all like 10 minutes right like yeah like less than 10 minutes easy all right cool by 12 you start one put it in start the other put it in start the other put it in by the time you get to the end the first one's done put that out set it aside make another one put it in you have a bread making empire you start your own business of making bread artisanal bread opposite you get a bunch of people's addresses and you go find random stuff on like different shipping apps like doordash or whatever and you find things that don't really make sense and you ship it to different people and whenever they give you reactions you laugh you get to watch the things be delivered so you know when the reaction's coming from whatever you're sending them what'd you call that prank prank deliveries yeah prank deliveries even better you become a doordash middleman you find people that you don't know about and you're like oh my god i don't know that want to make a DoorDash order, they order with you instead. You then order through DoorDash for them to their house. You make a cut and you're just crushing business. You could scale this up to thousands. No, I like that because I think there are people, specific people from maybe from older generations who are like, I wish I could just call someone on the phone. I could be the DoorDash phone service where they could just call me, they'll talk to me, real person, and then, yeah. You become a DoorDash bottom man where you find things you want on DoorDash and have them delivered to you. Well, I already do that. That's not really a new hobby. Well, it could be if you go ham and buy things you haven't bought before. Hey, look, I've bought some silly stuff on DoorDash, okay? Not crazy, but I did buy a hedge trimmer on DoorDash one time. I bought an umbrella for a wedding on DoorDash once for the bride. Doomsday device. You do a lot of research into nuclear bombs and you figure out what's going on. You figure out what's going on. You figure out a way to get fissile material to your house, start assembling it into an implosion device, and then you have a nuke. The journey is the reward. Nah, it's not about the end goal. You get the most luxurious flotation device. What's the word I'm looking for? Like float? And you spend your days floating around a pool, just like sipping on drinks and browsing your phone. I like the most just elaborate, comfy float you can find. I like that. There's an aspect of danger to that because I don't know if it's a good thing. I don't know if it's a good thing. I can't get my leg wet because it's fully wrapped up to my knee and stuff. I'm not supposed to get wet. So it'd have to be, I have to just actually get a boat. I love boat. If I get a boat, you come over, you hang out in the boat with me in the pool. Even crazier, we open some really expensive Pokemon cards while floating on the water where the cards nor you can get wet. We could call it Drippy Rips. I don't like that name, but I love the idea. Just call me Captain Drippy Rip. I got Comment bots you start commenting on random subreddits in the same cadence that the bot replies do also say in But in your official account, so you start really confusing people Everyone thinks you're a bot, but you know in your heart of hearts that you're a human and therefore you get enjoyment out of it Because you're tricking everybody. It's the ultimate ruse It really freaks some people out too, because I think i'm a bot and I can just respond and be like Get a camera and like a little microphone you can strap to your shirt and start filming yourself Pretending to be like a news anchor and you just make up whatever news stories you want But you post them to a new news a new youtube channel and you post them as if they are completely real And see how many people think that you're a legit news organization and start buying into whatever stories you make up probably a lot world's first Internal live stream you swallow a camera that is live stream capable You have a feeding tube Played In use that not for feeding but for having the power wire to go through and then it's a cut never mind This is gonna be some fetish bullshit. We'll call it the go. No, I retract my statement It's written down. You can't retract it. Now. That guy's got his tissues in his lube. What's he? I'll call it magic school bus live Nostalgia the sound to the sound is just my guts gurgling And the faint muffled me just singing the song like And Lizzie's there it's great. Oh, yeah, Lizzie. Yeah, I think that's enough which option you gonna Yeah, I think I have things to pick from and I have to do these things and they'll probably be great Probably question before we start doing points. Do we do bounties now? Do we do bounties after you tabulate points? I actually did one for one You did a bounty what the fuck? Yeah, something when we turn him in I was about to jump to points So now is fine on the official bounty board number eight change shirts mid episode without anyone noticing I'm here. That's very impressive. I didn't notice at all. I did that I was like, I literally would look this I was like, what is the laziest possible bounty I could pick and I was like change shirts I wasn't even thinking to defend from a you bounty because I assumed you would never do one I had both of double as I gotta get at least one on the board. So I'm at least say I've done it That's good. That's good. I did it guys. That's completely legit I don't know if it's worth anything other than like a point, but like I did it I asked this every time it comes up is at one point or two points one point. I think it's host discretion It's like one to three or two to three or whatever. I've got one point for changing a shirt is adequate for me I think we were supposed to separate out the difficult ones and rank them as like it should be like based on difficulty But I feel like he did well because it's a completely different colored shirt and we really should have noticed I tried to make it where it like it wasn't like okay went from like dark red there I was like, okay Let me let me do something that would actually so did you have that Pokemon card already or was that just part of the ruse? I was part of the ruse, baby. So you just get that though. So that's some my excitement about well I did just get it but not today, but it's really cool, isn't it? Uh, it does look cool. Yeah, I can't believe they got van gogh to make a Pokemon card It's the only thing he ever did in his life, right? I don't know. What else was he known for other than poke? Dying I guess I showed this to Molly and her response was why does it have two ears? It's not him as Pikachu cheese. Anyway, that's it. That's my that's my bounty I know it's a crazy amazing one, but I did it. Oh wait, wait gets an extra bounty points Yeah, I gotta tell you my thought you guys were talking about like mark was talking about lenses and stuff is like, okay This is something he's really passionate about He'll be really focused. I'm gonna leave they're not gonna give an absolute fuck. I'll come back I'll have something to distract him with no idea. It's true. I'm shocked I assumed Wade would just never engage with that at all. That's the only one you're ever gonna do I'm pretty sure but you've officially done as many as both mark and myself. You've only done one right mark who I think Oh, well, it wasn't me. I've definitely only done one Yeah, I got I got the picture of Chica in a shirt and then I did play the games during that's right You did the background. Sorry. I just realized I'm insane and I skipped a bunch of pages in my score notebook for no reason whatsoever I mean three four pages, but still anyway points in no particular order Wade You earned points for injuring yourself while playing an MMO becoming fully addicted to Pokemon injuring yourself during feeling physical therapy to heal your other injury how version of oats Reference you got the segue points for Pokemon. Oh, you also got a point for being alive during the Dust Bowl And then your recommendations were Pokemon fan games Batman or other movie marathon puzzles Relisten to old albums play all the video games I feel like it's kind of the same as the Pokemon one, but I guess those are fan Those are new fan games and those are new whatever prank delivery service. Just order myself stuff on DoorDash drippy rips fake news Leaving you with a total of 15 plus one bounty point. Yeah, you got the bounty for changing your shirt giving you 16 mark you earn points for your gamer hands your tube meat medical treatment GoPro being dead to you, but only kind of dead grinding FNAF like a true gamer being receptive to my eSports knowledge and coaching You recommended that I do day trading or knitting you insulted me which did lose you a point for calling me a boring piece of shit Worth it. You said that I should try gooning TI 83 plus you should I should be a One-man band you said I should make bread kind of you said I should make a door Dan DoorDash middleman business Doomsday device internal live stream and become a reddit bot you got 15 points Minus one for boring piece of shit leaving you a total of four 14 points to wade's 16 points man if you hadn't insulted him that that bounty would have really just given me a little edge it was so worth it though i i i really i really can't overstate like you had to do it i know exactly how that feels um we haven't spun the tie wheel in a while that's what i'm really aiming for right now why would you manifest that for me my foot hurts mark how could you possibly do this to me so if he wins we're making him we're gonna do like one on one like it hops right one it's not a one-man show it's just run a marathon it could happen it's a two it's a two i had a great callback earlier remember yeah i had that wade had the callback earlier but that's fine no i had a cool callback to like it was an old joke but it checks no five four three two one oh that's true it's the oldest callback probably ever on the show i think we already have one that's like was in the hospital or was injured or something i think we do you i most recently adopted hobby so whoever has most recently uh begun a hobby like i would say right now pokemon for me is probably the most recent thing that we're sort of talking i mean you got me into it wade but i'm i'm newer than you've done it most recently something like that two spins 118 options on the wheel what could go wrong come on not best looking i'm a little ratty if i'm gonna be honest i kind of need to shave it's definitely mark today all right cool good he has a he has a certain glow about him i've been uh swimming in the pool with the gopro so i've been getting a nice bit of sun i've not been able to be active for a few months and i need to shave i don't know yeah i wouldn't have accepted even if i do deserve it look you might deserve it but that doesn't mean that you actually get it all right one more point come on hank joined bj's wholesale club the day he became a father of 30 i coach football now coach hank saves up to 25 off grocery store prices 30 pounds of pasta cases of protein bars 75 sports drinks and that's just pre-game he knows teamwork and bj's knows savings this is your home coach home of the save join for just 20 at bj's.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save come on yeah i agree come on come on i'm so close to winning kiss judge's ass the most ah come on man mark didn't have a documented lost point i like how we were one away from the host wins too i i knew it was gonna cost me god damn if i hadn't done that well and mark just handed it away couldn't just let the opportunity to hurl out some out-of-pocket insults i now have the knitting community hating me i have been guilty of so many times and i totally get it but that does mean that officially because he did a bounty shocking the entire universe wade is the winner mark please give us a loser speech this loser speech is brought to you by gopro code remarkable code distractible sure distractible yeah you can get your gopro 10% off with distractible b-i-s-t-r-a-c-t-i-b-l-e uh i feel like you can get your gopro 10% off with distractible b-i-s-t-r-a-c-t-i-b-l-e uh i feel like you can get this was not fate this was my own actions i've never been more certain in a in a deterministic universe no wait the opposite in a uh undeterministic universe where we make our own choices and our destiny is made by our own actions and everything is an echo from uh our thoughts to our physical form and extending out in ripples of waves of energy to everyone else that's around us um i feel one with the universe i am so connected and i am hated i know that even though i'm as connected as i've ever been to the universe it is against me and it does not want me to succeed but it's all my own fault because i am the universe and we are all i we are all me we are all we are all me and it's terrible ah well uh thank you mark uh wade winner speech this might be the first time i've won back to back's not the right word because you know i didn't win my own episode but like without giving myself a win back to back in a long time it feels good it feels good to succeed i put in a little effort and the universe smiled upon me mark put in the opposite today and you know was oh look i think he tried pretty hard he just tried to do the wrong things uh he insulted a lot of people and you know that the universe did not give him as big of a smile as it gave me you know it's nice to do good try even just a little bit there's just a little bit of effort just a little effort and it won't change me and i'll be right back to my old ways soon but for today man it felt nice and i should put an effort more often i won't but man i should and willie hold you to that thank you wade congratulations on winning i do the so the episode is over but i have one more thing i have to announce and that's what the actual things are that i'm going to do this week you've been talking about them for a long time and i've sort of been putting them off because i'm like i don't know if i really like that the bread makers maybe uh wade i'm going to do the pokemon fan games i'm going to try out emerald rogue and pokey rogue and and just like dip my toes a little bit and maybe i'll get maybe i'll get a little bit of a win but i'm going to i'll have a fresh addiction those two are very different than normal pokemon i would say like unbound or rejuvenations more like pokemon games but if you want completely random and different those those are two that's the thing i'm kind of interested in i do too i do like like roguelites and stuff so i'm curious i'm curious about how that will work and then mark suggested a bunch of stuff oh good stuff what are we hoping for a gooning so it's only one week it's only one week can i take bake bread and just leave it at that or does it have to be i don't know i don't know i don't have to be the empire of bread because if i like it it could lead to that but i feel like me successfully making maybe maybe like a couple loaves of bread maybe i'll try some stuff would be pretty pretty good for one week's time to give it a try and if i like it i'll build the evil empire what would your business be called if you go into the bread business would be like big bob's bread baking bonanza bob's banging bread and our branding will look exactly like dave's killer bread but it'll be legally distinct blowing bread bubbles llc it's just like a bread they're all hollow bread shells i mean bread is just bubbles so like i see i see the angle i understand anyway so this week i will film myself playing pokemon fan games possibly get some more input from you wait if i try a couple and i'm interested in other stuff and baking i'm gonna say at least two different kinds of bread i don't have a sourdough starter and i don't know how difficult it is to just get one of those but like i can definitely find a couple different varieties of bread to try and i will also film that on my where the fuck did it go on my gopro mission one pro wow co-distractable how distractible d-i-s-t-r-c-t wow it has been a while anyway that's the end of the episode check out our merch store distractible.shop and check out our social media and channels and whatnot lord minion 777 or minion 777 markiplier or a mice curb we're out there on the internet make sure you follow the show so that you get notifications because in case you forget then it'll tell you that you're supposed to watch and or listen to us every time an episode comes out and uh wade will host the next one shocker to us all i know but he won so he gets to do it regardless of what that means for the rest of us thank you for watching 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