Pizza Flavored Snacks! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Welcome to another exciting edition of "Are You Gobbage?" The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is "Are You Garbage?" Oh yeah, it's that little show we sit down on your favorite comedians and we find that if they're good to be classy, or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash trash trash. I'm your host, H Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day, we're out back here at Toadies in a new edition, Summer Spaghetti for Dinner. Okay. I hate that shit. Okay. Cold spaghetti with Italian dressing in olives, there's always a metallic taste. I told her I'm not eating it. My coast is coming out from across the table. This is what we call a family episode just to boys, to boys, those, and the homies. Most have a family dinner later tonight. Now with that crap. Nah. Not doing it. No. Are you not going to eat that anyway? Sure. You wouldn't eat it. Now I'm going to do the fresh works. Is that right? I'm going to get a buffalo chicken cheese steak. That's what I should say. Shout out to the fresh works. That's what I should tell the water. Water in. She don't like the water in. Starts bitching. Hey. He's going money. Kevin Ryan. Whoo. Hey. What's up gang shout out to you. Please make sure you're ready to subscribe on iTunes full video available on YouTube full video available over there on Spotify and a boys are in the top 100 of all comedy podcast. Or we wear it one point in the recent few recent history, uh, start shaking him down for some merchants. Somebody give me some. Yeah. Fucking wet 100. Nobody's calling from over there. Fucking it. Has Spotify been calling you? Okay. Casey Kasey on a line. Somebody is dead though. What? I think. He has to be. Has to be a hundred and fourteen. I don't know. I was cooking it for a long time. He did like seven different things. He did a lot of voices on cartoons too. Yeah. He was shaggy, I think. You might not be wrong or something like that. Scooby-Doo. Or Thoma. I can hit Rick. Hit in that Chiba. He was. Casey. Casey. Casey. Casey. Casey. Casey. More Dick Clark. What do you like? I don't know. I mean, I was more of a Casey. I only knew the. Clark's for fucking geezers, all right, Casey Kasey was the fucking voice of my generation. Guys, Patreon.com. That's how you garbage you go over there. Yo, I freaking banged his content. I was sixteen thousand over there on freaking Patreon. The army of garbage is strong. Yes. And we fucking love you as in the. A lot of interesting chickens and which is revealed over there on the old of Patreon it. Oh, shit out, friggin' dead, you and it'll hang out, huh? Yeah, you're not lying. On a lighter note, I wanted to tell you something. Okay. And they did. You just made this up. No. No, no, no, no. I've had a, not a renaissance. What's the word? A resurgence? Accident. No. You're. I've had a rekindling of my love of mine. I knew that was going to be the words because you say them all the time. It's going to be a snack or a sauce. It is. It's a snack. Which it's funny, you go away from stuff and you kind of, oh yeah, and it's always simple as better. Twizzlers. I mean, who would it do it? No. The pizza flavored snack, because Trader Joe's has a, that's not okay. Your Joe's has a pizza flavored sourdough chip? Oh, no, sourdough, pita chip. Man. Listen. What are you doing? They're good. I'm, they're, I'm not saying they're not. You're a pizza flavored man. Which is the trashiest of all flavors. For sure. Yeah, but only combos. Really? I'm not. Combos are trashy? What? Hold on a second. I don't want you. The physical thing here. We've been doing pretty well and we dropped this fucking bomb. My elbow has been bothering me. Wait, hold on. You're saying the only pizza flavored snack that's acceptable is the combo? That's wild. You're dropping Trader Joe's sourdough flavored pita chip. I just want me. A little, what are you nuts? If you can't get it at a gas station, it should be pizza flavored. That's in the bylaws. I was also in a dollar. That's not a snack, either. That's like fucking, they're not making that as a snack. They don't want you sit there and eat them. You're supposed to eat them with sauces and hummus and it's a part of something. There was some old mozzarella that was in the fridge, I eat it with that fresh mozzarella. That D. Gergino, who is he? Yeah, the D-garoso. That G-Ordano, brothers. I grew up with them. Derosa. Derosa. I don't know, man, that's not a, when I think of traditional pizza flavored snacks, I'm not thinking of fucking the hoidi, toidi, pita chips from fucking Trader Joe's, you turnt coat. We shopping gas stations, BPS. I gotta be honest, Trader Joe's is just as trashy as all of them. It's just hidden under Hawaiian shirts and nice brown shopping bag. I don't know, man. It's trashy. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know who's running this snack part over there. Hey, Sardies. I don't know what, what's the name of the one on the Upper West side? Sardies. Where the Tony took Kramer? Yeah. It's the Russian T-Road. No, it's not. Party green grass. No, you have a hold on. Jacob's pickles. Yeah. Really? No, you idiot. It's a fucking supermarket. What's the famous supermarket in the Upper West side? Zabars. Zabars. Yeah. And Trader Joe's is trashy compared to what? Accomy? No. It's a classier than any place your mom's ever fucking been. You're sitting here. She's never been in a Trader Joe. No shit. She doesn't have a passport. Dang it. She doesn't think she can get in. She went in a whole foods one. It's a walk the fuck out. You got to be kidding me. Yeah. Up is down, down is up. No thanks. She saw much olive oil was. Uh-huh. Get out of here. It doesn't go to maintenance. She's broke balance. Assuming Wegman Jewish. I don't think they're Irish. Morty Wegman. Up prices. Neville. What if Wegman's his first name? Wegman O'Malley. Wegman O'Ally. What? Uh-huh. She. Also, last thing, I know it's food related, but I take my meals very seriously. We've changed all the real love affair with the stromboli. I'm talking the real stromboli. Stromboli. She's stromboli. Sweet peppers. Italian meat. You never had a fucking stromboli. They stink. Oh my god. Leave that shit in the past, dog. Stop. Stop. Hey, what are you going to meet the boys at the sandlot? Play the never ending game. We don't keep, we don't keep track of how many stromboli's we keep. It's a never ending pizza shop, man. I don't know. The fully got really into the 60s and no one ever sold them again. And I wore your hat. What? Any insult me? There's N insult stromboli. How about insulting stromboli? Yeah. Well, you're not not. Uh, I think I listen. I'm fine with stromboli. It's not. It's not really practical to me. I don't want. That's so stupid. It's stupidest fucking thing I ever heard anybody say. Not you. How's it practical? A slice of pizza is not practical, dude. I don't know what you're doing in Cleveland, but you're running with the wrong crowd. Shut up. The dean is in Cleveland. You're running with them. Make a hell of a stromboli. That's that's that's fucking man. You know, you changed a slice of pizza is a practical. I'm saying how the fuck is the stromboli in practical when it's it's it's it's it's it's wrapped in and there's no drip. Yeah, we're fucking nuts. How you eating it? You heard me. How you eating it? I'm sticking it up my ass. I'm cutting a slice and I'm taking a bite and I'm using the box as a plate. Yeah. I don't. I sure. You're a teenager. You know, I think stromboli is pretty sophisticated. It's got sweet peppers. It's got peppers in it. I'm sorry. It's a fat guy order. Whoa. It is. You want double the dough. That's what it is. He's really chiming in. I didn't want to go there. He's not wrong. He's got first of all. He's got you dead the roads. Yeah. Moths are relowing your chin. I think you're just got your raise. He starts piping up. He could buy it. Sell me short. I love it. I love it. You threw the money. I waited a week. Very there. Thank you. It's longer than I expected. Yeah. It's only day to day progress. It's going to be a little bit better than yesterday. I got it. So this is going to take a while. I've been holding on to this for a minute. Okay. The son of a bitch. Fucking buzzer. My bowl. Yeah. We got a family episode to do. Kevin. Mm-hmm. Stromboli. Vended in the 1950s Italian neighborhood of Philadelphia Pennsylvania. Get the fuck out of here. I didn't know that. Yo, Burge. Every time you take a boy. Hey. He yells out. Yo, Burge. Yeah. Yeah. Harper better shut the fuck up and hit. Shape like a log or a cylinder. That's it. If your foods. Shape like any part of an engine. That's tough. Or lumber. Hey, two by four. Stromboli. please um who the freak's calling me Denise ooh pick it up yes all right show what's up hello hi how are you good how are you good are you home hey no I'm I'm at work right now you're on the podcast what's up Denise the tenry all right wait wait wait Denise I got a question for you she doesn't want to talk to you what he said he said he's got a question for you for me yeah for you okay okay you hear any rumblings about me down here am I getting trashed down here I can't hear him she he said I'll answer yes he said if I've been trashin him down there I said yeah I have been the artist formally has my best friend hey I get it what was I wanted to do an episode I will do it on the patreon or so of all the all the names of the people you grew up with because of the funniest things to me what was the name of the you just went in wildwood who was that for Fred Mackinetti Mackinetti Mackinetti that sounds like six people Mackinetti Mackinetti Mackinetti I might know a Mackinetti Mackinetti Mackinetti Mackin I know a Mackinetti not the same guy all right I'll give you I'll give you a call in a little bit all right bye was anything important what tell me you might have been a some what you just looking looking looking for some sort of connection is anybody bad nothing me I get the scoop from them from Hill to her she'll give me the real way if I lie to you I want to know how bad it is it's not great at a leak of the ship patty who Fred Mackinetti yeah through the names I told you he said I just make the matter that's what I'm thinking yeah I mean that's they're a dime a dozen of bulldoffy I'll bet you a thousand you can't come on another Mackinetti those but it's a why is it in feel you know Uncle Den for Uncle Den's friend Fred Mackinetti why are the Irish team so squarely that filly they're squirrel I don't know I love it hey grew up they all gay I'll still get together it's not to make horseshoes or something like that they support those those those that those broads from Kensington support each other if anybody's doing anything North Catholics doing a vent little flower a little flower has been closed for 45 years they still do fucking they still do meetups but you get after it they'll do there's not money going in cover to board that right alright Jesus go over the old listen now that's either here or there we got a gosh darn family episode guys as you know when you sent her for the old patronage sir sixteen thousand strong over there um you answer you get to ask your garbage question and we'll read it on there this one's great this guy's had a couple of home this because I know his name this is from patty o furniture um you or anyone you know ever say you should frame that or you should print that when you show them a picture on your phone I should frame that yeah put it up there where I never put a fucking dirt bag the picture of a Corvette I saw I saw there's you should frame that put it on your desk you should frame it get smelled a cigarette's kind of breath saying that I saw a family a whole family in a Camaro the other with the other day when the whole family's doing it I always get sad and I know there's been I made eye contact with the kid through the back window like like the very thing yeah I was locking he looked at me like he saved me like come get me doing that thing yeah I was just like ah and I went I've been in the back of a Camaro I've been in the back of that car of not that one but I get you'll be all right man yeah you'll live to find and have you ever been embarrassed for your whole family because I have like shit like on vacation somewhere as a kid I'm a fat kid there's probably something on me you know what I mean uh my brother's tall and thin squarely looking and my parents are fighting or we're fighting or we're doing chicken fights in the pool and your dad's on top no I mean like he's looking for a lighter just some in some store where everybody's fighting or yelling or something and you know like and like you look up and you catch like a grown man just looking at it's like fuck we stink I remember sleeping like seven deep in a hotel room at Disney we booked I think we're supposed to go to Jamaica for my parent my face at the parent my mom and just anniversary I think we were going to Jimmy because they went to Jamaica they got married in Jamaica which I saw that picture recently it's crazy to my boat Eric braids it's she's got to Jamaican beads did she talk about a beef patty huh she's pregnant dude my mom's in like a you know two piece I don't know she's okay oh get married in a bikini she's got a yard of margarita frozen pass the don't you go on at them my hands got a joint she's loving on it in case a bunch of buds I remember my step that came back and told me they called it vitamin G I thought I was in the cartel you'll be that vitamin G ganja I went to school going missing guys I've seen the puppet show all right that's all brick weed uh man but he was in a wedding dress she was in like a wedding dress like a she can't kind of turn though she's a she's a piece I think it was more of a cocktail dress I mean it wasn't a window she's in a white dress appropriate for the weather did people go to that wedding by and and then the husband that was it yeah and two of Joe's racing buddies probably no they weren't there it was just I was the four of them really my aunt and she was the guy she was married to it my uncle that uncle john Danny um they the four of them went and like you know they're on a beach and Joe's in like a proper 1990 suit like Steve Harvey like baggy pigs you know I wanted to be like he couldn't get like lent something linen this is like men's warehouse like he's got the vet he's going to probably sweat that's what I'm saying I'm like you he's got like the dress shoes like you get to a flip flop or a fucking slip on it you don't realize how hard it beaches to you step on that motherfucker would have sued on it's brutal dude he's bright rays all summer yeah my cousin's wedding I did that was down a shore I had a play guitar at it too I was cook and had to play guitar listen I had to play guitar at it say people make a request yeah to stop some family some guy long fishing up shot up you're out of tune and scaring the sharks away no what do you mean she asked me I play plater going down I played somewhere with a rainbow and uh I hope you birthday chicken bell for Jacques yeah and I hope you dance you know that tonight a twin song whoever it is that's a ripper the dude over the rainbow the the Hawaiian guy won I know yeah where are we going to fight a fat guy to play somewhere over the rain I'm sitting in the moon is he he died my dad would sit down watch that video over and over again I don't think I know what you're talking about you don't know I'm talking about the summer over the rainbow um uh somewhere with the rainbow it's a wonderful world match up at the Hawaiian guy did he's a big artist and why big 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Do it Yeah, okay, how did it go the the concert on the beach? What's that concert? I was like the I told you this I was playing it that it was windy I got a lot of sand in guitar, and I borrowed it from my buddy Starcare, right? Huh? Star cry. It's out of tune It's kind of bad Yeah, no shit. What time is it with their people on the beach? Oh, yeah. Oh, what do you mean people you heard? You know what I mean like sick beach goers or was it like did she have a crowd there? Yeah, there was like 200 people at the wedding or a hundred people at the wedding That's just dropped an A for a couple of guys. I walked a couple of lifeguard No, no, the beach was it's kind of empty kind of empty. Yeah, it wasn't like I was the fudgy. What'd you guys was going by? Okay, I don't think I don't know if I remember this story I probably if you told me I'm sure I made all these I just suit on Diane Got all fucked up then too. I'm gonna write the worst hard part in the world then I sleep on like I had to see when the living floor at The beach house that they ran it the nice joint. Don't wealth yourself. This was back in the day It's probably 20 years ago. Okay, you're 30 It's not like you were 14. You should have you should have been married with a wife and a kid's career I remember I didn't have any heart. You're like, dude give me some slack. I was 41. I don't have any heartburn medicine. Yeah, you're 30 Well, I get a hotel or not like that. We were all staying. There's a family my uncle Mike ran it in a nice place I'm gonna be your mom sleeping on the floor. No, she was in a room. Yeah No, it's more like you should have need Harper medication at third. He was dying And I didn't have any and I just like I remember I was laying on my stomach and the living room for just like burping up So and they didn't have anything in the fridge. I was just eating cheese to try to make it go away We had a counteractive with some of this dairy product. They say it's milk of magnesium They didn't say shredded cheese Damage damages. You're a soft. I guess that fucking acid reflux brutal sure get a little Barrett's a soft. I have a little bit of that Watch sure. I keep it. I Alright, man. Let's see here Let's this is from chunky potato monkey and my fumes are funky Historian is first time long time never have one red you ever have food going bad in the fridge So you stick it in the freezer because you didn't feel like taking the trash out Okay, that buys you I'm not even sure I did it. I did it four or eight hours ago. What do you mean? We were leaving the burbs for a couple of days. Okay, and I had there was stuff in the fridge. You're not gonna go back and eat it though, right? It was ground turkey. No, I did a bunch of stuff in there the ground turkey. I might it's dangerous guy. It was it was borderline Ground turkey is fucked up to begin with in its natural uncooked state. Yeah, it's not great You know it's grind it up. I feel like ground beef. I didn't really think that it was grind it up turkey I know turkey look like that Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, it also looks like my skin a little bit. It's like to sick up. It's like a frip a pound a kippy. Yeah It's I can't do What's it called? Pistrami. No spicy salmon or spicy tuna. They mush it up with I don't think so. Yeah, I don't do that But yeah, so you go like all right? Well, it's because the second you remove it from the refrigeration or cold Root the decay process rapidly starts going You know, so you don't want to put it in your trash can outside? Well one this guy might not have a trash can Yeah, I don't want to put it in a trash can outside But I wasn't because there's gonna be another Six days and five days until trash or whatever that in the summer heat summer heat mixed with a couple of dirty Fucking low kippurino boom boom types mountain lines will get in that doggy, so I just put it in the freezer and go I don't that'll stay there. It's not gonna decay anymore until I come back and there's a summer take out from a Greek Italian joint whatever the Mediterranean spot really yeah you brought in the suburbs It's all everything's mixed with Italian. It is it's a case is a Middle Eastern, but we got spaghetti and meatballs Otherwise, you know these people ain't gonna roll the dice of the Greek pizza So yeah, I do that that's that's a dirt bag move, but it's either you're preventing a shit of your mess Down the road I put my dishes in there used to Yeah, you always used to say like you like that You always you've tried to spin that it was like a positive for a while I know I guess it was that I want to leave stuff in the sink Yeah, yeah, just doing the dishes never I Like doing the dishes, especially it's like a big meal. I like doing them now I'll go like I'll put in headphones. I go, babe. I got it. Let me clean the hole. Mm-hmm. She's therapeutic throat first Musin excuses all that turkey meat back there. Why is that by the way that you get that turkey moat? I don't know get very for climped Use a little milk thistle you should say that's what I need you know, okay, uh No, it's a lot of coffee. I talk through my throat. I don't talk. I don't talk properly Trigon of singer right yeah, I don't get hooked on gigs on the beach that I ruin with my buddy's guitar I'll see you have your own fucking guitar I just wanted mine didn't plug in I need a nice guitar was a big show for me. Here's didn't plug in I need to have an amp or a pick up in it. I think I chipped it. I bet you did you probably pawned it I think is the word you're looking for no, but I pawned a guitar in North Carolina that I always regret it It was a nice fender I pawned it drugs key This was gunner a $10 homie you's ever carry around a gallon of water dude that's that was big Yeah, that was like a tough guy you were down. You needed it. I'm doing so much work. I got to stay hydrated gallon of water I remember my boy Greg walked out of my pick them up at his house he walked out with the bag of like the half the case of water still in the Saran rap hated that and he had it on his shoulder we're like the fuck's out about it because I got a piss test in the morning mm mm there you go let's go it's a fucking chugging them yeah I'll give it that yeah get it out I don't think that's no they tend to know that I don't think he would pass one today either if I had if I had they get they diluted yeah that was a lot of I never but that was a lot of my mid-teen years was friends trying to pass piss test also I somebody has to call it a piss test you're not gonna pass true I thought I thought you meant the water because when creatine got big creatine protein shakes when all that chick got big people walking on gallon of water chugging with a drink of gallon of water a day I could it's too heavy that my guitar the am I could start with a half a gallon I can't fucking try to sip that yeah I like my water cold too I remember there was this one kid who played on the foot I don't even know his name he played on the football team is big fat guy who thought he was that like thought he was more jack than he was fat and it was like a 95 5 you know what I mean like I always knew I wasn't jack that I was fat I know but I've seen picture you were like athletic but this guy was like fat guy and not even like lineman with the like he was just like I'm not throwing shade at him but he was kind of like they walk like they got done yeah it was just like yeah it wasn't even that family arms now he really even have though it was just like it was a big it was a bad shape bad shape guy but he was big is they probably one of the biggest like they kept them they needed them needed size I guess I don't know I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't I was on the coaching staff do we go to a football game at high school yeah yeah Friday night you go to the game where'd you go north Penn council rock council rocks south yeah but we didn't have a stadium council rock south they switched mine I was midway through council rocks I wonder if that's the school that my cousin went to he was in doiled he lives in Doyle's town no let's see be that center oh it is central bucks I don't know there's central bucks C.B. South or east west and south I think yeah but that wasn't very inside baseball they were our team was they split the talent pool between north and while we were there get the fat guy I just I don't remember much I'm sorry what he was walking at school with this thing no not even dude he would have a he he would walk around with a half a gallon orange juice I remember like that's a lot of you should I mean I'm no like a half a gallon like the like the like the drop the yeah like the drop it was the tropical with this with the green cap a lot of blood a lot of what a lot of weight in that big no that's a gallon is maybe what's the cool he had the cardboard the big cardboard John what like the carton the big carton orange Jesus and I remember being like that's it I went whoa I've now I go this guy must really work I don't like it must like his guy must be a big breakfast just stuff with French toast that's crazy nobody tells you that I don't I remember I like I don't just I was like man that guy's fucking doing it that guy's really put it all the line for his football he's devoted himself yeah I remember being like god damn also I also I was trying to go whose mother let some we don't you know there ain't no more in there dad prank you know like what the fuck you fucked up the whole family's day man I get imagine if you left with the guy fucking follow the bus to school to patty would fucking pull up like a cop fucking cut us off where is he I'm gonna die she does what the baby where she take the picture to pick the new friends she spins the bus out here fire no backwards got me I see she's right across the street tonight can't put down spike strips like a doubt suppression yeah I'm like you're taking a house assets like that's like for the week yeah who are you gonna have in the morning those things were unpotable imagine leave it like the house leaving the house with something that's supposed to last a week I tried to walk out one day like because I'd seen like dads do it with a coffee cup like my dad would take a coffee cup you know he bring the coffee cup into the car with them before they had like the fucking I remember one day he spilled that that's a dude that's a fucking a gyrosystem on that freak the fuck up on the dashboard and the fucking fell over I tried to walk out eat like a bowl of cereal or something that you freak the fucking guy like that you're not taking my silver out of the house uh-huh we did I remember my dad's my brother showed me I guess he's not even seen it somewhere maybe this was his invention but we started doing it a compass cereal hmm and we would use the real spoon I like my dad didn't fucking he didn't know he didn't know how many spoons we had and he didn't know what the fuck was going on remember the one time we were rent I don't know if I thought we were renting a house in bucks I remember the first time like you go rent a house and the owner knocked on the door where I'm supposed to have dogs and we had the world's worst dog and he just like he like came in clocked it was like I feel like there's a dog in here we had him locked up in the use fucking scratching at the door you got his cheeto in your mouth kids are freaking like that so he's got fleas I'd stay away from him I'm growling at him that was just kind of the vibes of the single dad trying to keep a household together no furniture in the living room there's no you know an empty dining room which you just played knee football and I was fucking I don't know that doggy me and Dan I was the fucking fresher though fucking good night hate you with the roll move um yeah I'm ever going to play knee football dude I would need like 12 shots a quarter zone oh now well dude I'd a cup of that cereal cup of that cinnamon toast crunch my thinking back the first time I did it I I was roller blade and down the street eating a cup of cereal with one now thinking the neighbors must have been like this fat fucking can't stop eating he's on his way to a hockey game carbo load I remember my that we would wrestle whatever like me Danny my dad fucking knee football like kids and my dad would put us in a leg lock oh get you could get out of it like I remember going we got a call to get his book or record he gets the strongest legs in no no one can leg lock and dude he would just squeeze to put like fucking black out a little bit you get that panic sets in it's like you're drowning you know you're trying to get that last gas by air but I remember that and I'm unlike I was uh dangerous it felt yeah I would get that when they would dunk me in the pool oh yeah dude I hated that shit hated it I didn't trust a motherfucker it fucking drowned me my brother would do that hold me under way longer than he should give me fucking brain damage yeah that's what it is wasn't all the peyote did I'm saying you could uh huh I was scared I hated that it was also stick my head and I tell you this he'd stick my head in the cushions of the couch and I might 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Yeah. Uh, speaking of this one's from in a great name Pavlov's hog. Uh, long time homie never have one red anyone in your family that can't swim. I just found out half of mine can't. I don't think so. I mean, we're, you know, cotton couldn't swim, mm-hmm, rest in peace big dog. R.I.P. Um, and he would fucking push it. He would push it. We'd be able to put him over to the apartment and go to the pool. And he'd be tiptoeing out there and they stopped. I know he was bad. I don't get the knot. I don't get how you cannot know how to swim. That's yeah, I think it's instinctively. Yeah. Is the knot? I mean, we were, I mean, we talked about this. We were at KC and KC boss from a Robbie Slovak's wedding. Uh-huh. And a friend of ours came in. We were all in that pool and he couldn't swim. And there was like 50 comics and he couldn't swim. I think I can say. Yeah. Uh, KC Aurora, Kunal. Oh, Kunal couldn't swim. And, uh, he was looking to group into city and learn. Yeah, he grew up in Queens and, uh, he hears this and gets pissed. Drowns us. Ironic. Um, but I remember like, I remember thinking the bright like dude, we're in this 50 comics. The only comics, the only people in the pool are coming. There's 50 of us around all drink in beers. He goes, I can't swim and then gets in the pool and tries to like swim and we were all giving on tips. Like, keep your backup. Keep your on. And I'm going to be like, that is the most courageous thing. If I couldn't swim, I'd never, you never know it. You would never know. Most of my teen years people think I couldn't swim because I never went to the pool. Uh-huh. Take my shirt off. Get sunburned. No, thanks. It runs in the family. They got them sunshirts. We talked about that. You're probably going to be one of them real soon. I mean, I, you know, now, I don't like anything. I don't like being impeded in the waters. I don't like baggy bathing suits either. I'd wear a speedo if I would people weren't throwing up. There's a new one I got for that type. I'd like being loose in the water. She's been doing a lot of shorts. That's what I've been doing. Yeah, shorts are shorts. I got a swimming paddies. I swim my underwear and they wouldn't nobody's around. I have a special pair of tidy whiteies that put on and going to pool after she goes to bed. I'm sort of a bachelor lifestyle. You do a real fucking renegade swimming in your underwear and your mom's pool. There's no lights. Nobody can see. I want to do that. My pool. But I'm scared. I know you get scared because you know, if there's a frog or a bug or something in there. Yeah, I just don't, and I, you know, yeah, you feel very vulnerable. I don't like it. I do not. I don't want to get murdered in my underwear. I'd rather be naked in my Andy. I feel like I look better naked than in my underwear. I would have to say probably not. Just, uh, educated yes. You know what I mean? Um, all right. Let's see. This one's from Brenda. No, uh, I've never. He's a little upset. I'll ask him till it gets red. I'm sorry. I've never seen this as a home run. There's your work. Let you wear a bandana. No. I got dim corporate policy. They're supposed to be having fun on a frickin podcast. I can't show it. My whole day was a man. There was a guy in the Denver show that wore a bandana that looks so fucking cool. If I could rock one, I would. Yeah. Well, how did he have it? He had it, like, he had it, like, he was, did he two pocket? A little bit. He was a tall, older white dude, but he was kind of jacked, but had like that John Denver vibe. Yeah. Do you remember the guy? He was wearing shorts and like hiking shoes. And he had like, it was big. How was it? He liked it. He looked like if he was a nom, he would have worked the M60. He would have been acting. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Is it? That was a little specific and only in your head. Fair enough. Was it going to be a communist? Did he have it like this and pulled back? No. No. Or was it just the, it was the tight rolled? No. What do you have? He's not a workout instructor. He had long hair, right? Yeah. Yeah. I remember. He was fucking ripped. What did the band down? How did he have it? It was like three quarters or something. Yeah, like, but just a band, just a band. Yeah. Okay. Put a sick band, sick band, just a band. I don't remember that. I used to wear them when I worked at a house in college. I could wear one. Yeah. That's like a specific time when you can wear one. Yeah. And when I took acid, I would wear one. And I would put it around my mouth because we're watching young guns a lot. We've reached a lot of points of no return in this. Okay. All right. Yes. So we're going to transition and move on. I'm sharing with you. I wasn't going to move to like put it to your forehead and like do the bandan over it because like it could absorb through the skin or something. What are my Jimmy Hendrix? You kind of want to be talking about playing fucking. No, we just take, I take little tabs. I don't want to draw. I drop her in the eye but not into that shit. But I wore it. I wore it. I wore it. I just wore it over my face because the movie I was watching. I wore it. I wore it at work because the sweatshirt bent out in your eye. Plus a look cool. Yeah. I mean, listen, there's a lot of ways to stop looking at work at DC cab. Uh, I had, I had one one time as a kid that I tried to get going that you don't got the head for it. Harley Davison bandana. I've got it at Caldor. You scared off root nine outside wildwood. She'd be on the back of a Harley. I'm like a lady, my kids father. Oh, my God. Yeah. My aunt took me to the first time. First time and every time I've been at a Caldor, huh? I was at a discount bin. I said, can I get this? She said, sure, I go, I mean, going to like this. I went home, fucking roll, rough and rugged. Harley stuff is trash. Harley, Harley paraphernalia. But it wasn't the typical Harley. It was like, it was an American. It was like an eagle with a bandana on it. That's all there. Shit. Yeah, but it wasn't a muskrat on it. Weemer. It didn't have the traditional like Harley or orange and black and black. They clean up on that shit. Yeah. They probably make more off that than the fucking emotions. Yeah. Actually, you wore a bandana in the Patreon video for. Yeah, I did. You actually look pretty good. Thanks. You're looking to do to got it, but you look good. First guy. Something caught a frag in the neck or something. Yeah, definitely like a sea level guy, you know, no name. Third guy killed. It was a thin red line where Woody Harrelson blows up his own ass with his own grenades. And he's like, don't tell anyone this is how I went out. I gotta shoot my head. You sit through that. That was like seven hours long. Just them in the weeds. Yeah. That must have sucked. How was that? You owe? Let me get confirmation. It was somewhere in the guattle canal or something. Man, who's got the bugs break? All right. Let's see. This one's from Lane. First time asking, are you garbage if your dad would come home from work a few beers deep and give you a buzz cut? That's a fucking. That's a guy you can't say no. He's looking toward that old man. I get home. I'm gonna cut your hair. Why did my uncles all want it? My uncle read that was it wasn't like it was like we were supposed when we bought into it. You get a buzz cut at the beginning of the summer. Yeah, I think it's because I don't want to keep fucking taking you. No, I know, but like it was like I got right a passage. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, buzz cut. I also think because maybe you couldn't go to it was like not maybe kosher to go to school with a buzz cut at the time. No, he wasn't doing it that. I know but I'm saying why it was always the summer. That's what I'm saying. I'm proposing a theory. I'm not saying it was like was there a thing of like you don't you know, was it a Catholic school? You weren't allowed to have a shave to I don't know what it is, but I'm saying why is it the summer? It was just gotta be something. I think it was a thing about vanity. Like you shouldn't be worried about your hair or something like that. You get a buzz cut and go to work. I don't know. And I always thought it was like I don't want to be I don't want to fucking have to take you to your haircut. I just saw a woman was saying that I was getting my haircut. The kids she had her kid there. She's like, yeah, just shave it and then I take I bring them back. She's like, he goes to camp and then it's will grows to whatever and I bring them back. There's a woman talking about shipping her. He went to camp because I go and see him in July and then I pick him up at the end of August. He says, Christ. The fuck is wrong with you? His kids love those camps. Yeah, not my I don't call it a day camp at Stony Creek. Wack had a beef fly in my ear. I thought it was in there for like the next three years. I still do. I just disappeared. It was right as I was getting picked up and just was right then. I saw it was gone. I genuinely thought it was in there for like a couple of weeks. It was just waiting. I haven't tell you about the fucking I went to a hockey camp at the YMCA. Nice. And this crew of delinquents they had like they must have been on fucking like community service for DUIs or something. This guy Tony, the whole tattoo. I wish I could fucking Northeast white like Northeast Philly white trash or fucking white Kensington cruisers or in a big white caprice classic back up. Don't interrupt cop cars dude Chad like the high in tight. He wanted to be a cop But he's more of a criminal if that makes sense. You know what I mean might have been loosely connected I respect the law. Yeah, something like But I've never forget he peed this was like there was no oversight from the Y He peed with just like in the bushes But we were at the I don't even know how this was like I heard the first time seeing it grown man peeing the woods Hey, yeah, he just like it was next to his car. He just like walked over to like a tree and peed Yeah, it was that kind of a bunch of kids around probably his dad's car You know what I mean a bunch of kids are and not in like a creepy way, but no just inappropriate in it. Yeah, just like But we were doing it at the school and we weren't the doors were locked to this we couldn't get it It was hot. Yeah, we're all fucking black top Wait any camp. No, that's what we're thinking back. I just don't none of this makes sense He got to let you in the gym or something to cool off and have your lunch. I know everything was outside Fuck that everything was outside. What'd you bring for lunch? I would have done Fat bed of 555. I'm selling slices Okay for this game somehow Did it for a couple weeks. I really liked the one kid. It was funny play docky, you know Whatever is others just sit at the fucking house. My mom would go to work Somebody would drop me off and tell you know my mom would drop me off on her way to work I guess and somebody would pick me up in the afternoon How many there? It felt like a felt like all day No water yet to bring water you got a ration at the whole day I'm gone for a big your dad forgot to pick you up with you after one search like Who's sitting there's the sun's going down around eight nine o'clock fireflies are coming up. You realize you're fucking left behind Don't I put your bandana on and start walking Start finding some shelter for the night. You better start moving sundown and put some a fatch together Get some cover It's your lone coyote in the distance Cut to a cut to a plenty of fucking an arrow. It's it. I For three days Is he raw rabbit Yeah But the kaitoni it Some of you are not gonna wash your one of the other guys mark. He was a nice kid. He was like you're not gonna wash your hands He went pissed outside You think wash my hands. I haven't brushed my teeth in three weeks Fuck any you shut the power off to my house He spits on him and it's forever, you know, he goes what My balls are the cleanest part of my body. They sit my underwear all day, and I went that's a lot But he was the kind of guy tucked his shirt into his gene. He tucked the evil or wife beater, and he would tuck it into his gene shorts And was like Dude, now I'm thinking about it. I went probably three weeks He never touched a hockey stick. He never took a wrist or a slap nothing. He just sat by the car I think you're a hockey camp This isn't bad enough, dude. I swear to God I think you were hanging out in the parking lot and there was guys some guys were playing on some guys don't work really We're playing a hockey and don't he was selling weed And pissing his hands When the fuck's a YMCA closed - there wasn't closed. Wait, what did you say it was a YMCA? It was a YMCA sponsored camp not on YMCA property. I was at the school. Is that a path mark? This doesn't make any sense, dude. Yeah, your mom just dropped you off in a parking lot. There were some other dudes His father would be back to pick him up maybe 10 a.m. or tomorrow He can fend for himself Yeah, that's wow. That's one of those That wasn't the YMCA now that I think about it. I've been lied to like that. I mean what would it been? It had to be so it was some sort of organization Maybe I'm Convoluted it with the Y make a wishers I don't know. Yeah, that's pretty bad. I don't know either But hey Here we'll get dudes split and lunch with you because they feel bad Probably guys who were working in the building I just can't get him. He shows up every day. We play hockey. He's got a hockey stick We play hockey with him. You know I can't feel like your mom didn't stop. She would just slow down. I throw out on my skin my rollerblade. I'm sketching on the back Yeah, I'm that you know Maybe I was just vibing Never being so hot We'd sit under a tree and wait for it to cool down None of this is none of this is checking out probably a heatstroke Probably dream the whole thing. That's probably a buck 50 at the time too. It's three feet tall Go do the plug Put me in goalie. I just fucking taken slap shots at me All right, this one's from Daniel Subboys the burden. I are about to close on our first home Three bedroom good size yard. Let's go and above ground pool included in the deal look at this My question is what are some bozo tips for the first time homo also could you and I had to get thrown out of one you could use help maintain in the pool I'm not the guy for the pool, and I'm not the homeowner. I had but actually we shouldn't even a red this one Congratulations on the house make friends with the neighbors and don't be my Not to get divorced Don't be the shittiest house on the block That's what's the above ground pool? You're already got an uphill battle. It depends on how it's done. Obviously like to see a photo Yeah, not bad send in a photo Congratulations Bedrooms the bedroom good piece of proper and a pool comes with a pool. It's all right So it's also if the pool is in bad shape your grandfathered in because and the other neighbors aren't holding that against you Going this fucking guy put in a shitty fucking pool like your boy Uh, I also realized you're not gonna like this. We're the We're that we're the house with a lot of stuff in the backyard There's a lot of stuff going on in the backyard. It's crazy at the moment Why don't we do an AYG? We come down there and we clean up your backyard. I don't need you like that guy That does the time lapse then cutting old people's houses. He's a good guy. Yeah, he's a good guy Let us come down You got anything I can root through In the garage or anything you got stuff in the garage Have you made the garage? You're like your own little spot. What do you mean? Why would I want to hang? I have a house I'm not it's not my parents house. I don't know. I have my the house. That's my spot. You watch football Watch football. Hey listen I got a better place to watch football the living room with the TV next to the fridge with the beers. Hey done Hey, who the fuck wants I mean, I'm not Tim Allen. I'm not like trying to get away from my bitch wife and fucking Hey, she wasn't a bitch She was hot. Tim Allen's wife Okay, what's I don't understand why we're in this weed or dumb shit You see what I'm saying. I'm not looking for a hangout I that we can build a hot rod or something Sure There you go. What do you bring it to the table and this sounds like it's just got very expensive for me Bring it chair. So I'll get some scoops Perfect bring them down, but I got a lot of stuff. There's it's just like poise and stuff and it's just like I know but there's a hose There's a long hose Imagine there's some dog do-do in that backyard. Yeah, but you can't that's Out that's you know, you clean that up regularly. I think my wife does You know that starts to smell The back yard push you get that shitty edge. I think well I've got a little look at You know I don't have a bottle of poop my backyard. You don't have a backyard. No We're getting to what yes is their poop back there. It's really cardboard back there. That's always banned like a cardboard box No, there's not but because that gets wet. There's a sandbox Like a small sandbox neighborhood cats a lot of mulch in it now Baby these you know is there one of those little kids coasters? What's a kid's good. No, I mean what like I think dad who like built a roller coaster But like you remember those little plastic ones you catch crazy speed on them. What's a kid coaster? Look we didn't have roller coasters in our backyard. It's so fair and it might have been uh Do you have a little tights? Do you have a fade-out little tights car back there the yellow and orange one? You're not I mean, there's like oh, he's got a little bike that's back there The thing is he rearranges all the furniture too. He pushes the chairs around So it's like it looks like we had a fret party all the time strong is this kid and long furniture and moves everything dude I didn't tell you this the other day picked up a fucking a gallon of Poland spring water and I turned around he was just walking with it like what do you mean a gallon like a like a gallon jug Jesus and he had it I turned around he bent that like he lifted like he was a power lifter he bent his knees he tilted it like this so we could get it from the bottom and then stood up and then he just was cruising with all that creatine it's all that creatine damn that's crazy I know he just moved he'll pick up anything if you get him a bike you just you just look around he's just carrying the bike it's wild there's it's don't ask but there's a stack of bricks in the backyard that's the Eastern European and I'm coming out or yeah do you found the stack of bricks he was throwing them on the roof bricks no no kidding but there's the stack of bricks called a cops and he likes moving them that's his big thing huh he make he gives them day here you go thank you she's but he's moving he's moving I my thing is and I need a little bit of grace period from the neighbors and I believe they extended to me of like I got this kid just moving the stuff and then the dog gets it he takes it further back there's a pop soccer ball back there that he let you know it's just stuff then he's got the plastic toys like that he's got like a water table that gets knocked over yeah it's just there's a you're looking to back you want to go babe we got to do a better job of fucking staying on top of this you're a work all day let me get down there I'll tidy it up if I'm at work they can yours you'd also be a work which has not always been the I'll call out sick I'm up here I'm better moving bricks at him yeah but it's it's just I've reached I go ah we gotta we gotta tighten it we gotta tighten this up hmm it's just a lot and then you're like yeah it's just a lot Jesus tough but good luck with the house yeah good luck but just don't be the shittiest house on the block I just got the fucking front weeded and mulched those above ground pools go south quick I know I told you where I was law I kind of lost the mine again shocked it back but I don't get the chemical level I can't figure it out do you have the tester I'm giving you the best on that one thank you yeah I got a bad pool you should get patty over there I feel the test serving drinks um you son of a bitch now he's lashing out at you I am what your pH balance I don't know the test description to tie that they're just fentanyl test strips that's clean I'm all fucked up uh listen I'm obviously upset about the pool and I'm lashing out of my friends yes he end up he end up what I shocked it I can't figure out I don't know what shock is either give give any uh it says it's ultra chlorine I dumped it in and then I tested it said my glory levels are low I don't know what the fuck there's balls do you need somatious earth or whatever it's called yeah there's something called earth that's like chalk that you put in the filter I know my mom always die die amatious earth something I don't know what it is sounds like an Elron Hubbard book diuretics dionetic dionetic no I've never seen one I thought I thought he was fake up until like they ran that dionetics commercial it was just a volcano blowing up dionetics by Elron Hubbard it was it ran all the time fucking scared to shit out of me a lot scared well back then yeah I know no no you won't go swimming at night because you're scared you're worried about a beetle I get on you I got foxes back there oh fuck that yeah he can up on me if I can grab my nibblets in the middle of the night well I'm gonna enjoy a nice dip in my algae filled pool you've got lights back there not to go that far oh really oh you're in the dark oh fuck that you don't know it could be in there having a soak fuck that fucking gator yeah dude uh uh no pull me under oh uh it'd be pretty strong to hold me under the tube but I'll go swimming at night no I wanted I went skinny dipping in the ocean one time because this hot chick was doing it at nothing I was in there probably weren't with it you just saw her do it I was hey how are you I'm angry we were like senior week so I went in for two seconds I was like this ain't worth it fuck that uh uh fuck that I don't like yeah I don't like doing stuff at night at all no it's a grinking beers and watching BB yeah you don't got now fuck they get you could put a lighten a pool get one of those tablets fucking shotgun myself shotgun at night well better um but yeah I got the testrips now they're fancy if you got the above ground pool you can just put the test up and take a picture and send it and then they analyze a fool who does I'm guy hey I I don't know like lab course I'm like that we supposed to have that right there what do you mean you're giving your pull a covid test it's crazy well it's just interpreting you're supposed to have these things that look like um uh our glasses and you pour it in there I don't that's the pH level I don't have that shit she just got the pH in the UTI and my mother fucker but I got apparently my alkalinity is very high that's good yeah alkalines good for you yeah no but not this high I'm off the charts baby like an elephant's foot there they're dangerously high I went in I was fine you smell like chlorine when you come at no no my chlorine levels are low my alkalinity lines are high levels are high what's the lesson you're in the pool if you if you're down there you're driving up early I hop in early what if you're if you're driving up here to work would you hop in there early in the morning not that early no I'm gonna be up I'm up with the baby early and then so that bugs in there from the night before those spiders that walk on the water fuck now I got the little tight fucking dense johns they're scary they're like baby tarantulas kind of oh no they're quick too he can't at least a daddy long legs you can track these things like they teleport a foot at a time you know daddy long legs have enough poison to kill you but they can't bite through your skin I don't think that's true but they do have the strongest bite yeah I made it up all right I heard it somewhere mostly should I see aren't fucking instagram or something most of my knowledge is half understood and passed along from not literature not a book you try to pass stuff back to me a lot that I've told you yeah you do it a lot of times but you'll do also the crazy thing where you'll quote where you heard it sometimes the guy's just watching documentary you know actually whatever I always say that I just read I saw on Instagram we know fully fact busted really myth what is it it's they don't bite of a crocodile what is the technical name for a daddy long legs my hell might be me being ripped apart by a bunch of daddy long legs that long legs don't scare you I know I'm so squashed oh my god I know what harvest men who's that that's the comment the real name for daddy long legs is harvest men seller spiders or crane flies I don't like sellers don't put to seller spiders that sounds like blah blah blah blah got me better to well but then I've I've pulled so many daddy long leg legs off that I got payback coming hey pull them off I don't know we were little kids you know it's fucking peel the legs off yeah I'm so tempted to swat fucking fireflies no you can't they're dying they're almost gone not my backyard dude you gotta enjoy that's beautiful relax I'm not doing it I get listen you don't like killing bugs y'all so you just said you ripped the legs off when I was a kid okay well I also said when I was a kid I'm not doing it now I'm saying there's some dirt bag we used to listen there's a different time we should just go into a field with a whiff of all that and like them things up yeah I'm not saying it's right no but they're bugs I don't have a beef with bugs I don't have a problem killing bugs I'm not saying it's right connected I have a tone for what huh do you say maybe that's what needed I needed to learn that I don't do that anymore yeah that was my mistakes daddy long legs they got beef with me that and that one rabbit that I shot with a BB gun little bunny named my cousin Paul man we agonized over that okay nice comedy podcast for each other it blame in each other we buried it still buried he owns the house nice still buried right up rabbit on the house had to give us something lost suit family obviously criminal trial we got off the civil suit we got screwed um all right let's see uh this this is great this one's from all right let's see here that's fantastic all right let's see here uh another king of the burbs giving now you're the king of the burbs does your front door have a screen door if so what condition it is it in no screen door I wish we never had a screen door I know you lived in that fancy you had to double doors that you're at your mom's house was that a single door was that the doors would open like that see double door it's like the lighthouse that single door a couple of kids that grew up with that that shit yeah the screen doors kind of going away isn't it we got them at the house whose house mine house you have a screen door in your front door you have so we have two big big And those have screen doors in front of them and then we have also a screen door going out to the pool from the kitchen I get it. That's what's a bay door in the front of the house. I don't there's a bay window. Oh, yeah, so these two for a bow window There's just two giant doors that Open your house. Yeah, that look out over like our front lawn Do they open the open out of them? Yeah, you open them like two sliding glass doors. Oh, okay a big one Gotcha. I know you wait that opening your you have a sliding glass doing the front of your house. Yeah, my house is like confusing It's like the that's trash. I didn't class it is a sliding glass door in the front. Yeah, like it looks out over the biggest piece of the property Property biggest piece. It's called a yard. Hey, they can yeah I have one in the back. It's in Now that you screen door. Yeah, it's now I guess it's the storm door You know what never holds up is the screen sliding door Those oh, I have one of those those things pop all the time. Oh, I have one of those. We don't even move it It just stays in the Oh, stays in the open position. Yeah, it's just The baby found it the other day and he said no, and then it just stays over Wait, you don't put the screen up to keep the bugs out? No, we just close the door You don't ever have fresh air coming through. You don't open the screen door get fresh air coming through The fuck you talking about hey, hey pay the cool out the whole neighborhood. Yeah, what the fuck no way now I'm in the fall some fresh air in there. Hey, got window or whatever. Huh I like a screen door. Yeah, but you can't with the baby What's he gonna do? Push us through the fucking I told you fucking throwing bricks at people to fuck you Fucking run right through that shit. Hey, you don't understand the kids got it dude. Yeah, he's got some fucking Tell me fucking around He's lifting his body weight and water But we got to wrap it up here gang what a fun one. Mm-hmm gang. We're gonna tell you right now. Guess what? We're gonna see you in three days. Oh, see you soon. Peace