Pill Ladies - Episode 269

Tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college. That's why she shops at BJ's Wholesale Club, saving up to 25% off grocery store prices. Beef jerky, microwave meals, laundry pods, even they can't screw up. Have you met my kids? And with BJ's gas, she gets there for less. They call me the road warrior. This is your home, road warrior mom. Home of the Save. Join for just $20 at bjs.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months. Open soon. Limited time offer, new members only. BJ's. Home of the Save. I was commenting on a designer I know, Broke Life. I was commenting on his post. He had a shirt on that I liked. And I typed out a comment and I deleted all three comments. And I'm just like, man, that's a fucked up pause era we live in. I didn't feel comfortable with any of these. No, I'm not going to lie. I started off hot and then like at the end, it was just like I was reaching, but I just felt like I was in that realm. What were they? So my first one was. Need that fire emoji. But he was modeling his old stuff. So I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, no, that's a reach. Is it? I always say that's a little reach. You should have said it. Need that? Yes. Okay. And then the second one, I kind of, I was like, oh, no, no, no, no. I don't want him to think that, one, I need that like him. Or he had other stuff on and I only want the shirt. And I said, need that top. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That was a little crazy. Why did you say. Need that shirt, bro. But that's what I went to the last. I was like, duh, need that shirt. But then I'm like, I'm so throwing off that I just said, need that top. I'm like, I've already got some freaky shit. I'm trying to get the nigga undressed or what. So I was just like, I'm just leaving it alone. And I just put fire emojis. Like, fuck it. Nah, you make being a guy too complicated. Now, need that top. I took it too far. No, no, need that top is a little crazy. Crazy. Need that top is a little crazy. I want one. Don't lie. I didn't even know guys called it a top. That's what's so crazy. I thought it was just a shirt for y'all. Exit. All right. Yeah. That's why it's a little crazy. Because top is like a category that you find on websites. Yeah, it depends on like, yeah, we're talking about fashion. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was just trying to, you know, like, I feel like when you comment on social media, you sometimes get in trouble because you try to sound different. Like, you ever top a regular comment and you just be like, this sounds very generic. I want to use a different word or maybe use a little bit more slang. So I was just trying to be different. Yeah. Need that top fire emotion. Like, like, like I heard about the shit before. I think your biggest, your biggest fear is just a podcast listener finding it. No, they would never let me live that down. There's certain shit that I didn't even say that they say I said. Y'all know what the fuck y'all talking about. I'm watching. Yo, yo, that's not what we doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. We're moving on. We're moving on. We're moving on. We're moving on. I'll drive now. Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies episode. Is this 269? Yeah. Wow. Wow. That was crazy. Crazy immature. Me? Okay. That was immature as hell. All right. Come on now. Welcome to Crash Dummies. Make sure you guys. We got live. We got live. We got live. We got live shows. Most of the dates are live. Hopefully the Florida dates are live, but every other date should be live. So go to CrashDummiesLive.com. Patreon is still 50% off for like two more days when you guys hear this. When's Wednesday? Is it going to be the 31st or the 1st? No, right? No, it's like 30th. It's 29th. 29th. It's 29th or 30th. Oh yeah, so I got a couple more days to get half off. We'll be in Toronto too. Yeah, we'll be in Toronto. So if anything, we should do like a little meet and greet or something there. Yeah. Sell some merch. Merch is still live. Yeah. Pat's here. Gene's here. Carrie's here. And I want to call Carrie out for something because she has a new strategy today. Because you guys already know we call her out for not being hydrated, right? And obviously the lore starts from her going out with her friends and her ruining the night because she wasn't hydrated enough. I was the victim. But now she has a new strategy of coming in with a flask. So we can't see the level of water. It's not a flask. What is it? What would you call that? It's like a water cup. That nigga said a flask. Yeah, it's actually definitely not a flask. What is that? A flask is like the little liquor bottle, like the little canteen. Yeah, when you're wearing your little pocket shirt. No, that's not a. That's a flask can be like that too. This is a water bottle. There's like, there's 24 ounce flask. Nah, that ain't a flask though. No, that's a flask. But now we can't see how much water she's drank, she drank or not. So I got it. You clock it. No, I knew exactly what she's doing. Yeah, ain't nothing but air in that motherfucker. No, I need to blow it now. That shit, that shit fits. Oh, ice. That shit filled with root beer. Whatever. She talking about hydrated. If I put some ice cream in that shit, that shit go overflow. I finally saw Odyssey. I saw it in IMAX. Really good movie. The only thing that threw me off at the beginning was seeing, and this is amazing by everybody because I didn't see it online. They didn't say anything. Travis Scott in the first opening scene kind of threw me off at first. Thanks for the spoiler. That's all I saw. It don't matter. I think that's why people aren't saying it because it is kind of a spoiler. Yeah. To say he's in it and then like to find out. He's doing like new stuff that he's in it now. He's been on Jimmy Kimmel before the movie came out. That's crazy. They had two Batmans in the movie. You know what that reminds me of? That was a star-studded ass cast. What? When Chris Brown died in the beginning of, what's that movie? Sound of the Yard. Sound of the Yard. Because everybody knew Chris Brown was in the movie. Oh, man. They promoted that movie. People were pissed. He had a main role. I saw people leaving the theaters because Chris Brown died. But that makes fucking sense, though. Like, if you know, okay, if somebody tells me Travis Scott is in any, like, this type of genre, I know for sure he has to be doing somewhat of what he does in real life. Like, they're just going to translate it somehow. But you tell me Chris Brown is in a movie about dancing and this nigga dies first scene? Nigga, somebody at the movie theater is going to die first scene also. Where's Breezy? People were. People were pissed. But then I think people, some people stayed because they still thought, like, some random way the story is going to be tied around him and he'll be back. Oh, ghost. Some shit. It's a pop-locking zombie. The nigga just took his hat off. But I feel like Odyssey was a really good movie, but I think this was one of the movies that actually made me want to go to the theaters. And I feel like there hasn't been that many movies that were like, I need to go to the theaters to see this. I'm like, what was the last movies for? For some of y'all that y'all was like, I need to go to the theaters to see this. Definitely Sinners. Sinners was another one. Yeah, Sinners was. But yeah, just talking about that, Odyssey. He just got away with too much. Like, he was fucking a whole nother girl. He know he remember shit. He going to keep eating the flour and shit. Nah, it's out of context for us. Okay, but wait. Can you kind of break down what is the movie about? Because I want to go see it, but I don't think I'm really into like those war fights. Like, I don't think I'm really into war fights. It's like the same story that's been told of ancient Greeks. Yeah, the story already exists. The Trojan horse. Yeah. You know, people going to Trojan horse. Is it your first time hearing of the story? Yes. You don't, you've never heard of the Trojan horse? I mean, I've heard of it. I don't know where it came from. What is the Trojan horse? The condoms. No. Oh my God. No, you're trolling right now, right? But I have heard of a Trojan horse. I just didn't know where it came from. Like the fame, like just like the famous scene. Just, I don't know if you know this or not. I'm not trying to mansplain this shit to you. I feel like you set me up. But is when like soldiers hit in a horse and they hit it like as a gift to get inside the walls. And then they broke out of the horse and attacked. It's like the famous attack. Okay. So just like some people use it as a metaphor. Yeah. And the movie was just like the consequences of that war. And basically the guy, Odysseus or whatever his name was, trying to find his way back after the war. And it's kind of like that middle part of like. Did you go with your lady? Yes. Did she like it? Yes. Okay. I'm going to go see it. No, no. It's fire. It's like. It's really good storytelling. What's the damn Christopher Nolan? Yeah. He's like, you know, a lot of people get mad because these stories, you can kind of add your own flavor to it because they're written so long ago. So you can take any text. Those stories are way longer. So you're not going to hit every detail. So as a director, you can kind of take the details you want from the book that you like and then apply it to yourself. Because there's a lot of people pulling out because the movie was made before, like a long, long time. And there's a lot of people like, oh, he fucked up this scene. He fucked up this scene. There was a book too. And like other adaptations of it too. Like Troy, I would say, was like kind of like that movie. I've heard of that. Yeah. Okay. There was a Cyclops in it. Okay. Yeah. Oh, man. There was a Cyclops scene. Obviously, there's like, you saw the movie. So this would make more sense to you. Where like when you got stabbed in the eye. Yeah. And in the original book that happened, he really said that there was another Cyclops too. And it's like. Who attacked you? And he said, nobody. Because the Cyclops name was nobody. So it was just kind of like. It was like the comedic timing in the book. Got it. And I don't think he wanted to add that part to it. No, no. He kept that shit serious. And I think the other part that really made the movie really popular is like the use of like, well, the non-use of CGI or very minimum CGI. It's like very practical camera work. And I think that's what. And even like there's some scenes you'll see and you're like, damn, that wasn't CGI. That wasn't CGI. Yeah. Like they use like for like to make the. the Giants and making them look a little shorter, They used stunt doubles that were like five feet tall and then really tall people that are like seven, six, seven, that type of stuff. I'm interested in seeing it too, just because I always hate when the Oscars come around and I never have seen the movies that are in the categories. The Oscars be kind of like tripping me out sometimes. I'm like, what is this? There'll be a lot of movies where I'm like, what? But then I think sometimes that makes me want to go watch the movies. Like the last Oscars, I think Hammett won a lot of Oscars and I went and watched it and I thought it was pretty good. Like one battle after another. I haven't seen that one. Oh, really? They said that that one was good. You didn't see Tiana Taylor? I did. They said her role was like, you know, iffy. I would say she was like in the, she wasn't in it as much, I would say. One thing I tell you. But there's a reason she wasn't in it. Don't listen to people's movie reviews. Like whatsoever. Just like ask a person, is it good enough to go watch? Because some of these people, they'll give some shit a nine out of ten and be complaining about one fucking part. And they'll be like, I didn't like how this part went. Just like, nigga, it's a good movie. LeBron. LeBron James, he chose. Are you happy? Yeah, are you happy? I think it's decent. I think it's fine. You know, some people are saying he's ring chasing, obviously, because the team is already pretty stacked. But I was more so just surprised that it wasn't like a Cleveland or wasn't a Miami. Yeah, I think that was his, I think that's what the hold up was. But I heard that it was always like Golden State or Philadelphia. So it was definitely about him like winning one more time. Yeah. I think. I don't think he would have won with Golden State. Huh? But I think Anthony Davis coming there. I think there was a trade that he wanted certain teams to pull off so that he would go there. And those teams couldn't pull off those trades. So he went to the best option. That's just my opinion and what I heard. So, but we all could be wrong because like the one thing I know about they camp is they kept that shit tight. Yeah. I mean, I honestly don't think Rich Paul knew his choice at the beginning. Yeah. I don't know. Go look, go look back at some of them tapes. Like the way he was talking about the 76ers the whole time is like he knew. But obviously he knew the options. But obviously I just think like when he's like, when we have just like our agent, if we have something we want, like a decision we're going to make, he'll know the options of our decision. But obviously we're going to have to call him and be like, this is what we're leaning towards. I just think it was like, not to say it was too performative, but it was performative. Like that, like even when Shams announced like LeBron going there. He put Rich Paul's podcast in the tweet. So I just like, I think everything was like the buildup. And I think all that's going to be part of the documentary and it's going to look dope. So it's just like sometimes when you know a documentary is being filmed and you know somebody is shooting some shit, it's annoying. Like knowing like LeBron is going to have his son in a documentary and then watch this nigga trying to pass him the ball the whole game. It's just like we, so it's a little bit annoying watching it. But like in 10 years, you're going to appreciate this shit. You're going to hate it. But one more thing about the movies in a sense was that. I came, he brought up LeBron. I did, I did. I did, but I knew we weren't going to go like too elaborate about the LeBron thing. Cause it's just like, it's very like low hanging fruit type of topic right now. But I used to, cause I came to the movies when the commercial was over. Cause it kind of gave me the thing that's like commercials like 25 minutes to 30 minutes. And it made me think about when I was younger, how I used to love watching the commercials before the movies. The trailers? The trailers, yeah. The trailers before the movies because it would, don't do that. I was talking about the commercials. Cause I could be talking about, you're right, you're right, you're right. Could we talk about commercials? No, trailers, trailers. That's before the trailers. Yeah, you there early as a bitch. No, no, no. Nigga watching the Mr. I'm seeing, I'm seeing Mr. Marcus. Yeah. With the state troopers. Yeah, yeah. You seen that one? Dang. But I used to love watching the trailers when I was younger because you, when you saw a trailer for a movie that was coming out next year, we're not in the internet age back then. So it's like, you really have some information. Or you can take back to school and be like, you know, Spider-Man 20 is about to come out next week. But now it's like, you don't really care about the trailers because it's, everything's on the internet. Did you, were you like. I love watching the trailers still. Yeah. I love watching the trailers. I feel like I'm getting like multiple movies for one, for the price of one ticket. You know what I mean? Nah. They, I feel like. It feels like it though. It's like, ooh. Only ones, only ones I really like, my bad. No, you're good. I was just going to say, I think still, they still present some of the trailers that you won't really regularly see on your algorithm. And stuff like that. The only ones I like are the scary ones. Because it's like, if I'm seeing a rom-com movie trailer, it's just like, I don't want to see that shit. You know what I'm saying? Just like, it kind of is like, it's too much information. Because rom-coms only can end one way. It's just like, oh, they either going to fuck or one of them going to die. Like, you know what I'm saying? I never saw it in the rom-com. No, but rom-com, romances, I'm saying like any of those type of movies that have any romantic twist to it. Like, they either going to be together or somebody going to die where they can't be together. But like the scary movies. It's just like, you get to kind of see that. That's what would draw me back to the theater. Trying to see the context of a scary movie. It's like, okay, it's based around this. Okay, I might go see it to see how it ends. To see if they survive. That's more of. I feel like a lot of the horror movies are kind of doing better these days. Because back then, I didn't really like horror movies. Because the storylines didn't really ever seem interesting. It was just saying like more, jump scare, jump scare, jump scare, jump scare. It's like, oh, we going to do cabin in the fucking woods. Come on, bro. Like, be creative. She going to go exactly. She going to go and see what that noise was, of course. What was that noise? What was that noise? We in the cabin. The power went out the first day. It's okay, guys. We can stay. We got generators. Like, no, nigga. It's time to go. I'm just glad a lot of the paranormal activity ones are not in theaters anymore. They're not making new ones, to my knowledge. Because I don't know. I feel like those are kind of played. Yeah, now they're played. But when they first came out, my lord. You have to be a brave soul to go watch it in theaters, too. Man. I didn't like watching scary movies in theaters. I don't think. I just really. Like, a handful I saw. I like being, like, the cuff of my home. And I watch it during daytime. So you could be. Not really. But it's just like. Strike two, Carrie. What? I ain't going to lie. I do. I do. I have a habit of getting on my phone when, like, an intense part is coming up in a movie. Like, it don't matter what it is. It could be, like, a couple that's together. And the dude doing something stupid. And the girl around the corner. I'm like, ah, shit. Let me take her out of my phone. I don't. I don't like that. Or if I know a scary movie. If I know a scary part come up, I start pretending, like, shit. Did my mom text me? Ask Quint. I'd be like. But I feel like now it's, like, very predictable, though. Like, when you start hearing that little rising tone in the music kind of happening. It's like, okay, something's about to happen. Yeah, exactly. My girl likes watching the subtitles. So I always get, like, a little step ahead. And my self-defense mechanism is to be, like, almost to kind of, like, you know, say what's going to happen. Like, watch this. Watch this. Here we go. For thrillers, I have to turn off subtitles. Oh, really? Yeah. Because it'll be, like, a guy. He's creeping around the corner. But he doesn't know what it is yet. And then it says, it's, like, some hissing. And then in parentheses, it says, monster hissing. And I'm like. It's a monster, nigga. Sometimes. The fuck? And sometimes it's a little bit ahead. Because the same scenario that you put. What? Ahead. Sometimes it's a little ahead. Because, like, the same scenario where it's, like, they hear the noise. And they'll be, like, gunshot. Before the gunshot kind of happens. Because they don't know how to break off the sentences with the scene sometimes. So, like, it'll be a long-ass sentence with the subtitles. Like, with the dialogue, dialogue, dialogue. And then gunshot. But the gunshot hasn't happened yet. Yeah. So, it's like, oh, fuck. That kind of ruined it for me. It's like a husband. It's like a husband coming home in a movie. And it's, like, sex sounds upstairs with his wife. But he doesn't know yet. Fuck. Just tell me all this. Do you need the subtitles for everything you watch nowadays? I don't. Yeah, I do. I don't. No, I don't. I don't like subtitles. What the fuck? Honestly. I guess I'm saying I know a lot of people who literally say now that they can't watch a movie or watch any type of show without having the subtitles. And I don't get that part. There was a theory behind that, too, that they think they're making movies with really bad sound quality on purpose. But I do now because my girl does. So, that's totally a reason. Like, I'm used to it now. But I think her reason was, like. There's some, like, American lingo sometimes that she'd just rather, like, know exactly what people are saying. Got it. You got me, bro. I'm still over here laughing. No, no. I'm like, dang. You guys do that? Because I don't. Fuck. We'd be the elitist. Elitist or the captionist. Nah, she's a caption elitist. Are you guys fucking stupid? Because I'm not. I don't need that shit. I can pay a fucking ticket. Hank joined BJ's Wholesale Club the day he became a father. A father of 30. I coach football. Now, Coach Hank saves up to 25% off grocery store prices. 30 pounds of pasta. 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You're talking about, you're talking about, uh, You were talking about some new movie before. like new toy story last week we're talking about yeah i still haven't seen toy story like what five yeah but you're saying you don't really fuck with it because the the new the new graphics i think that the old school way that people would film movies and tv just felt more i don't know it just felt better to watch no i i kind of feel that because the new animation like especially like the new spongebob yes it's all here yeah too clear it's like it's almost like you know you're watching like hd porn in a sense i'm just saying like you'd rather watch some amateur shit than see some shit in 4k no that is true crazy comparison like why am i watching why or the or the house a little bit too nice yeah yeah ain't no clothes on the floor the laundry basket empty now come on what are you doing y'all not even trying god damn the audition is this should be too clean though it's too high quality that's that's when i stop i stop watching porn bro you have to i stop watching porn when i start recognizing sets i've seen this bedroom before all that start using the same sets yeah bro what yeah i'm too deep in the game man yeah you definitely gotta leave the game once you once you go to page two of anything it's like no real shit bro it's like if you're gonna face you it's like all right this is you're done you gotta be done no definitely gotta be done come on bro go experience real life fellas fellas if you met your girl at 132 and over the course of a year she got to be 240 would you stay in a comment said you asking about her salary right mm-hmm would you stay would i stay without without pregnancy yeah would i stay pregnancy doesn't count um one year one year no like no um no deaths in the family like nothing like crazy where you like ah this is why that's always a hard one because it's like it's just not my it's not my lifestyle like i'm very active and the person i'm with that's kind of like the thing i look for a very active lifestyle but it's saying that it just stopped for a year and then some crazy wake ain't happen but i feel like you see i feel like everybody in here would stay but the the question is what the fuck are you doing that's what i'm saying that's the happy weight yes but what are you doing though there's no way you let him gain 120 pounds i mean sometimes you know if you're seeing a person every single day yeah you might not notice gradually happen when you look back at pictures five months later you like oh i got big shit no i don't know because the holidays come around then you gotta buy them like a excel instead of the media now you can start asking cryptic ass questions how come you don't wear that shirt i got you last year well that's true i don't know i wouldn't like i feel like sometimes these questions are very like low vibration kind of questions no that's no but it's but it's i think the would you stay part makes it low vibration i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know if you love the the the what would you do is the is like the bigger question because it's it very like people's bodies change during that time and then you as a person have to figure out is their body a big part of why you're with them i feel like 100 pounds on anybody would look very different yes it's very different so it's just like do you say something is it like yeah i would say something what do you say like i think i feel like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know like once you kind of get to the point where it's like even if it's like 50 pounds right when you get to the point where it's like all right let's i'm gonna start inviting her to the gym with me i'm gonna start doing the same things i do now you gotta sneak in well yeah yeah sneak in walks meal press i might just buy a meal prep for the whole family type of thing yeah like everybody this month yeah yeah i ain't gonna lie i'm gonna sit on the edge of that bed like i'm not gonna lie baby i'm broke we came to four groceries this week y'all i got a spinach of steak crazy no you gotta you gotta do a better job of trying to make sure that they get smaller though like it has to become your interest now yeah you know you gotta be like you know what i just feel like walking after every meal now you want to join me what if they say no come on anyway i want to bond yeah that's true you gotta kind of use it as like a dating thing that's why sometimes these type of hypotheticals are always hard because it's like is there so many things like in my head i just can't put myself in that position where it's like there's so many things i would have tried to do the before it got point yeah because i feel like sometimes it might say something about the person that let somebody get to like a hundred pounds have you because a hundred pounds is a lot of weight to gain like it's not like something that just happens like overnight but i feel like it's bullshit though like like you said along the way it has to be somewhat your fault as the other partner especially if y'all spending time with each other you're just like you gotta stop participating you gotta like shame like god damn we're going to mcdonald's again if y'all both getting bigger that's the different thing then that's it yeah that's everything we've we've seen couples where they both got bigger and only one of them is complaining about the other person's look literally saw that on the show dead ass and they found out in real time that the other person knows that they gain weight too crazy it is a team thing though and i even like there's even situations where one and i think that can affect the relationship because there's situations where one person in relationships going through like a really good weight loss and the other person isn't and sometimes that kind of like you know they're about to cheat on each other no no i'm telling that person that's working out if your partner working out without you and they don't like a okay it's a difference because we talked about this before yeah if your partner's working out differently than you and maybe they lose like a little weight that's different but if your partner's embarking on a whole new journey and you're going the opposite direction eating out one of them will work out i think it's about the fucker good no but i do think it's like a different in lifestyle like it's just like if your lifestyle because obviously to lose weight is hard and that means you're putting a lot of time into this and it's like i'm putting a lot of time into this and we're not putting well do you care how they end up losing the weight no oh i get you mean if they took a shortcut that you're not willing to take or that you wouldn't you know prefer for them to take yeah what like would what would i not i'm just saying like to peptize or some shit like if they took uh one of those yeah i didn't know yeah brand or straight lipo or something or something like that yeah no surgery would bother me like surgery is just like you're putting your life at risk for something that you can work for yeah i feel like that's like irresponsible i still think there still needs to be a main maintenance of like a lifestyle too like there's still like a thing of like going to the gym like even when you're doing those type of drugs like you still have to go and maintain like there's still it can always come back right away so i still think like the working out and i think there's like been studies couples when you're in a relationship and one person is like going through like hey i want to lose a hundred pounds and the other person is like like pat said going in the opposite way it does kind of cause like jealousy in the relationship where it's like oh you're going this or you you think you're you know you're getting this newfound attention maybe and it might make them feel a little jealous eating is a big part of relationships right no but um but no like eating like like when you think about your partner and spending time with them like going out to restaurants eating meals at home like those are all dates and like those are some of the easiest dates to do with your partner and if y'all are eating separate meals or because you gotta look at if i'm a guy and i'm bringing home a burger and my girl trying to get in shape like ain't that kind of fucking her up i'm just putting this juicy burger in front of her face this shit good as hell did you eat the kale salad again all right there's a recall on that shit no it's recalling everything no they recall they recall everything we had bat quality we couldn't eat lettuce we couldn't eat eggs yeah recall on the air like yo the air you sucked in today oh my last my last movie topic oh my god i'm sick of this shit but i am glad that you can google if there's end credits or not or there's like a final scene after the credits oh because there's been there's been multiple times when you know again back in the day where you would sit through the credits at the end of a movie thinking that's there you know like the marvel movies that have those end scenes at the end of the credit you can't google it you have to google it because i've been i've been there before but i've been there be like you sat through this shit and you're waiting for that shit and then the lights just turn on no it's a light yeah you gotta pay attention to the lights that's the whole game of it you're supposed to be surprised by it it's supposed to be like damn wait the lights came up but they ain't come up all the way yeah and it's like oh shit what's about to happen and it's like that's like the love of it you're taking the thrill off this shit no no you're supposed to let that you're supposed to do it for the love of the game you're supposed to know i hate going i that happened to me with uh sinners i didn't know i really talked about the the movie with pat he's like he was talking about some end scene i was like when he was they came and met them at the rest the the bar yeah i think everybody should stay and watch the credits regardless because it gives the people who worked on the movie their shine i'm no offense shout out to all the people that work on movies but ain't nobody got time to read all that my friend was in the movie like the credits i'm way I see their name For sure I need actors I need like I need like the top actor Like somebody did good I need directors And I need executive producer But after that So just the first 20 seconds Bruh I don't I don't Come on now I respect the The effort and case To go into those movies But I don't have to see The second colorist Of the Of the movie For real Or I'll just be there For the vibes of the soundtrack Like the last song The soundtrack I'm vibing Come on Soundtrack's a Black Panther That's They fucking it up That was an amazing one Shout out Kendrick That's my last Movie topic guys Yo bro Hello You said that like You knew me Alright Welcome to Crash Limits Podcast Holy shit I didn't even beat What'd you say? I said welcome to Crash Limits Podcast Oh thanks man I've been trying to get On the call for a while You know what that means bro Good luck What that mean? It means good luck Something like that Alright I got a question for you What's the real reason Your last What's the real reason Your last friendship ended? I think it's cause I guess I got him shot at But not really though Like It was a situation And going on I was already I'm saying I was already I told him about it Like he already knew He just didn't know Who Cuzz was And I only seen him For once And I'm like I don't know So One day We just talked school early And we left Went to the crib Cuzz just popped up And my homie and shit He even saying He looked at him I thought he knew him For a second I'm like Cause he about to get Out of the car But you know I ain't pieced it together Until last second He just He ran off I'm like What the fuck This nigga running for I look over back at Cuzz This nigga pulling the pole He start throwing that shit At the wheel Threw four shots He got hit in his chest I ain't get hit Next thing you know A couple days later Like two days later I went to the hospital And said If it's even all that I ain't see him since Like I had his back back So like Like a full month There's some change This nigga's never Responded to me Nothing Is he alive? Oh yeah He alive Yeah The bullet was like Like two inches From his chest That's what they said That's what he said I don't know To be honest You know Motherfuckers could be Spicing that shit For all I know No I don't know But I'm just Accusing Accusing somebody Accusing somebody Of spicing up Them getting shot And you were there Bro Crazy I'm not saying That he didn't get shot I'm just saying You know Two inches from his heart I ain't really You know what I'm saying I don't know I wasn't there You know what I'm saying I wasn't in the hospital In the surgery room And all that Getting a bullet I always did But why Why are you questioning that? Like why is that Even in your line Of questioning Like If he's over exaggerating How close It was to his heart I guess Seems like a great Just Just gonna say It could've been that case You know what I'm saying I don't I don't really know Okay So the gun The gun was never Aimed at you? Well I was in a driver's seat He was in a passenger's seat He looked at me But I don't I mean He got out the car I think that's why He got shot Honestly Cause I ducked And I ain't And again I ain't on it You were driving though? I was driving Yeah yeah I just went to my crib Was the car Was the car on Or were y'all Like sitting in a parked car? No Like the way The way Bull pulled up And shit He pulled up So niggas couldn't even Pull off anyway Like he pulled up Like his ass Of the car Was by the front of my car So there's no There was no Pulling off for him Oh shit And you And you sure I mean I don't know Who do you think So you don't You don't know the dude That shot y'all? No no no I knew cuz But I ain't really I ain't know him Like So you got that good of a look Where you Where you know you seen him Because you know you seen him Before I seen him before once But that was like Like Like a month before I even I'm saying knew What he was going on for What so you So you for sure He wasn't there for you He was for For the other guy No he was there For my brother But I guess cuz Thought you I'm saying we looked like Or whatever He thought I was him I don't know Be honest Yeah man You need to get out The streets bro You don't You don't know nothing bro You in the streets bro You hang If you hang around people That's doing shit You in the streets Nah bro I ain't I ain't been in the streets In like If you hang around people That's doing shit If you hang around people That's in the streets You in the streets Nah bro I don't hang out With motherfuckers in the streets Is this nigga stupid or what? I think you're saying This happened in the past This happened in the past bro Oh yeah Yeah You said the last friendship I'm still cool with A couple You know what I'm saying Some people that don't do You know what I'm saying What I was getting into Okay But this was like I'm stupid bro Yeah I'm out of sweat It's cool bro I knew you were stupid For a second It's cool though I'm stupid bro Yeah it's cool bro I had to get my little You know what I'm saying My little one two in No no no You got it bro Yeah Man Good thing them niggas Thanks for the call though man Good thing them niggas Ain't got good aim You know what I'm saying We wouldn't even be on the call Right No bro Shit yo I swear bro That shit is crazy Did the cops ask Did the cops ask you Yeah cops They was on some weird shit I forgot about that shit man You didn't tell them You knew who it was I guess they thought No no I ain't say shit Fuck that What I'm not about to say what I ain't even saying Mr. Frank got shot Listen I'm not Listen He was in the streets too So he knew what the fuck Was going on You ain't about to You know what I'm saying Did you tell him Who shot him at least No The funny part Before it happened That day I was telling him About what was going on But I didn't You know what I'm saying I didn't see Cuz in a while You know what I'm saying Like so I just You know what I'm saying I just happened to be Talking about it the same day Next thing you know Cuz happened to pull up This is so happening So So where's your So where's your Coincidence Where's your brother In all this Like where is like This nigga He well He didn't do shit Like to You know what I'm saying To try You know what I mean Like mend the situation Or anything You know what I'm saying Like I basically had to You know what I'm saying Like mend for myself Defend for myself You know what I'm saying Like So When 12 pulled up I just had I had to act like I didn't really Know what the fuck Was going on at all I had to be oblivious Good word So where's your brother I just got Yeah it worked Yeah it worked I wanna know what your brother I wanna know what your brother Is saying to you Like did you talk to your brother Like yo the dude That's looking for you Shot at me Yeah yeah So I told him that shit He knew But it was nothing Like he wasn't He wasn't doing shit This nigga This nigga was I'm gonna be honest with you But But Like basically He He uh He jammed He stole He stole a hundred dollars For some bitch and shit A hundred dollars? This nigga Yeah a hundred dollars bro Yes a hundred dollars bro A hundred dollars Stole a hundred dollars From this bitch And then This nigga He goes to the links With the bitch Later Like a week A week or two later After this nigga Just took a bean Stole the bean from her Goes to the links With her again She lines this nigga She lines him She uh She had his car took Uh Everything was in his will You know like You know niggas be having shit in their will Keys Uh Fucking Sneaks Clothes And his license was in the car So they got that drop on our address So I guess they just been Spinning around and shit You know what I'm saying But I didn't know All that until like Probably like a week or two Before that happened Like before Before I got shot at Alright bro Nigga man It's some crazy ass shit man Yeah man It's crazy Alright you have a good one man Yeah bro You gotta cut this off bro Yeah Alright What's good Crash Nomies What up man How's it going It's good Just chilling right now Okay I got I got a question for you man What's the dilemma Alright so I was friends with this girl For like a while Since like 8th grade And like We've been like pretty close friends Just like None None crazy But then Maybe like around Four months ago We was just like Chilling and shit At my crib And we was smoking And I kinda like Just made my move and shit And she was going for it But like She said she ain't wanna Like no relationship or nothing So I was like Alright bet We could be friends With benefits and shit That's cool And then Yeah so Like I went out of town For work and shit Maybe like Three four weeks ago And then she called me And told me like Like she was getting Like a pregnancy test Or whatever So I'm like Oh shit Hold on now I ain't ready for all that But Turns out she was I guess like Fucking with somebody else Which is cool Cause you know We just friends and shit But What really had me Was that She you know Let him you know Nuts out of her I'm like yo That's wild work So how are you a candidate? I don't know How are you a candidate? What you mean How am I a candidate? I'm that nigga No I'm just saying like You mad at her for letting somebody nut inside of her. did you do that no no no i was come on i'm pulling out we ain't doing that so you're just mad that that she's sleeping with other people um i guess like you feel a way about it it was somebody new yeah i just feel some like type of way about it i guess why do you do you want a more of a relationship with her um a little bit like she a cool ass person like i felt weird like that's why we've been friends for so long but i don't know why her her i she a cool person like i said but she just i guess she she said she just want to have her fun when she young and shit which i mean i respect where the baby at oh no she didn't have a baby she was no she was not pregnant okay so how's the relationship now um this just happened like two days ago so i yeah wait so how how did you even obtain the information that somebody else nutted in her like how that's her friend like how did she tell you that this is best yeah that was oh what's up gene yeah that was just like yeah that was we would be friends you know i'm saying so we'd be talking and shit but that was crazy though did you get jealous uh i don't want no kids so i ain't really jealous but so she told you that and then i'm guessing you'd be eating her out too you lying i know you lying because the way you talk about this is your best friend and you got a crush on her and then you still consider him being with her you can't tell me you didn't eat her out we'll hang up right now you're a fucking liar bro you're a liar that's why the information was so important that's why you asked no i'm not come on no he ate it up it's you're like that one dude from the last call then you're the reason why she's not pregnant you're the plan c he said i got you bestie you're not getting pregnant by him now that's crazy so do you do you still want something more than a friendship with her or are you just looking for like monogamy with like a free trial say that one more time i say you're looking for something more every time every time you use a big word with this i said it sounded like you want a free trial of like monogamy you know what monogamy means yeah no i know what it means okay what it means fuck that why you not with no other people yeah okay okay my bad my bad i'm stupid bro i mean a free trial monogamy i feel like that's what everybody want like i won't say everybody some people just want the monogamy part yeah so you can't feel no way then because she's doing her thing you're doing your thing i'm pretty sure you're doing your thing obviously if she's like no he's not doing this thing that's why that shit hurt so bad he thought when they was friends with benefits he thought like hey you're the only one benefiting yeah yeah she out here everybody got the benefit plan but i want some real shit they got a plane man what the fuck that's the air show last day oh it's us that's yeah yeah it's the air show yeah really no we tried to film on the air show last year and we canceled the whole pod it's on the rooftop too we can see it um but no um my bad back to you bro um what was the last question i was gonna ask oh yeah if she came to you right now and said i want to have a relationship with you i'm done playing let's do this what would you say i don't know i can't i can't save myself for somebody i'm just gonna do me she can do her that's cool no no no no but she's saying like she done with all that she just wants you and she now yeah i mean i consider it we grown so it's like like what she did in the past i don't really care that nothing dried up you're good bro it's been two days that nut dried up you ain't got hey no what's your message to her though i mean just have your fun but don't expect me to come crawling back i guess crawling back you're where's the crawl back from y'all just you confusing us yeah so you would not be friends with her because she's having sex with another person isn't that what the purpose of friends would benefit y'all sleep together y'all also have y'all fun regardless that's what i'm saying tender dick niggas like you bro fucking up the game so when you were out of town were you like you didn't talk to nobody when you're out of town or you didn't talk to nobody besides her i mean yeah okay but i'm not fucking nobody but he's not fucking nobody that's what hurt oh you're not having sex yeah the friend okay this is different now are you trying to have sex and it's just not working out for you no not really that's what i'm saying okay yeah he do like her he like her a lot she some people look at friends with benefits as a different thing like some people going to friends with benefits as like oh that's the beginning to us starting a relationship we just try not to put that much pressure on it but some people like her look at friends of benefits like okay bet we're gonna have sex and that means that you're not gonna call me out for any other thing that i do so y'all just took it different ways i gotta sit down and have a talk yeah i guess you're right yeah sit down call the show no i'm fucking up we ain't doing that what's it do you do you know the other dude that she doing it with or he just like a random just a random i don't know can't be too random now and i'm just trying to put that people be acting like i'll be me i'll just be trying to put that pressure on like so people can see the situation at the end you know i'm saying it sound like you really like you did right yeah it sound like you really like her we're just trying to make sure you don't get your heart broke because it sounds like she on some other shit bro she let him uh all right man you have a good one bro all right peace all right enjoy your day yeah tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at bj's wholesale club saving up to 25 off grocery store prices beef jerky microwave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with bj's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just 20 at bj's.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save hey yo what's up man what the fuck are you talking about yo yo welcome to crab's podcast bro hey what's the oh shit what's up like it pat what's up what do you think this is dude why are you so surprised when you knew well that's just calling my bad i'm moving out of here i'm moving out of here i'm moving out of here i'm moving out no because i just uh i uh honestly i when i picked up i didn't realize what i was picking up i just got it got it okay that's fair that's fair um i got a question for you uh what's the reason your friendship and what's the reason your friendship ended the reason my friendship ended is because my friend was addicted to coke heavy and i used to be like more into pills and those kinds of things like more so into those kind of heavier drugs uh i can hear it i wasn't like selling or nothing like i was just kind of like in college like just just kind of like i was having some bad years basically okay so it was kind of hard for me to be in a position to judge this guy because he was doing like coke which was something i never did but i went home it was one of those like hometown friend type of things and we grew up together we went to middle school elementary and i come home one day and he's like yo come over to my house man and i did and he just lays out big bag of fucking cocaine like the biggest bag of cocaine i've ever seen i i i was like shot i was like shot like i was a pill addict and i was like ew um so so then he proceeds to give me the you know the dollar bill or whatever the fuck and i was like hey yo slow your roll buddy i'm i'm good i'm good i'm gonna i'm gonna sit back here and take my zans you know like i don't wanna i don't want to be all up okay so you were still doing drugs at that time though yeah exactly you were just judging the type of drugs he was doing that nigga that nigga said that nigga said i don't do no orgies bro glory holes only no he wanted to be depressed in the corner and not have fun no same freak different beast but it's like different frequencies isn't it like a xanax versus a cocaine yeah downer versus up no it's so different it's so different like he was like bouncing off the walls talking about like oh i'm a i'm gonna film a movie i'm gonna write a script i'm gonna do all that and i'm sitting in the back like man i'm gonna do all that and i'm sitting in the back like man i'm gonna do all that it's just i'm just trying to listen to this like childish i don't even know y'all can tell i'm white ending over there drowsy talking about two three thousand and five listen to firefly so what was like what was the what was the boiling point then the boiling point was i when he showed me that it was like a week after that it happened and i just he was texting me he's like yo you want to come over again and this was like during uh like winter break or whatever and i was like no bro i don't and like honestly i think you have a big problem and he was like oh well that's so rich coming from you like you fucking pill at it and i was like hey listen i was like listen listen man yeah he called me a pillar i know so i was like i was like listen man i love you i don't want to like make this critical one thing to add is don't tell each other is that they love each other i swear to god and then you went to rehab i love you bro that's why but let's talk about your pill uh let's talk about your pill habit though that's gone though right yeah oh god gone gone yeah yeah what do you do now until i kind of because usually people can't quit cold turkey they pick up like some cigarettes or some weed or no that's so true i was doing weed and cigarettes at the time i'm free from nicotine i'm free from opioids and pills i graduated college i got a job okay i'm doing good now you know i don't i don't got ladies but you know i'm trying um just need one just need one just need one you know ambition is ladies he said fuck that shit hey i get it shoot high bro i'm sober now you know i don't i don't need those uh pill ladies like they were they're ugly so yeah no all ladies beautiful man shout out to my pill ladies don't listen to this whole ass no they're gonna say keep popping your zen baby girl don't listen to him happy international women's year to the pill heads we love y'all pill ladies we still love all ladies on here zans perks ladies we love you put it on your tongue and let's do some crafts on this podcast let's get crazy no i'm playing uh no happy to hear you uh you're doing all those great things bro for real much love man so i appreciate much love to y'all i appreciate y'all i love y'all doing your thing i've been a listener since y'all were on hassan but because y'all doing your thing i've been a listener since y'all were on hassan but because of that i i just i just wanted to take a minute just to say y'all are the freaking best underrated should be a question question question question question before the dig right dig riding over dig riding over okay appreciate it um were you on pills when you were listening to us or just like you always been sober no no i was i was sober and it was helpful honestly because i would i was i was uh i was really high though for real like on on weed but not like uh not like on weed mike trying to relapse you bro he made we sound like a control nah when he used to do drugs i feel like that's how they talk oh he's like i was on whiskey whiskey is crazy nigga got like nigga like four rehab groups or shit yo what up how long how long are you going to be on whiskey how long are you going to be on whiskey how long are you going to be on whiskey y'all not been friends for because obviously that last conversation is the reason y'all the friendship ended basically right shit yeah it's been four and a half years now well if you got a message to him bro what's your message to you bro is to get sober if life is better and uh it won't hold you back if you laugh man if you laugh laugh laugh will heal you no he just he just snorted a line and said shut your bitch ass up he's trying to hear that shit man oh fuck so you know he's still i gotta get on pills and talk to him again no no you gotta make it to that shit like he an oracle he pop his pill he speak his language now when black panther goes to that other uh that other world oh he said uh the oracle like the matrix got locked in oh he's still on drugs though you you got to lock him in you know that for sure i know that for sure yeah we still follow each other on on socials and i you know i'm on his private and i see all that stuff and i okay i just don't talk to him anymore i just had to cut him out does he does he snort coke on his private story yeah oh damn he in the game yeah he's like he's like a stocks kind of guy so he'd be like you know come come buy my stock thing and like then he's like then the next post is like him snorting coke and i'm like all right bro it's not going well for you is it like we gotta we gotta pull this back come on hey hey man you tried though you tried man don't waste your time bro i did and i love that i love that man like i he's my brother for real he was i don't talk to him anymore but yeah it's just like no sometimes life is like that i hope you do better sometimes you gotta cut people off bro for real bro facts it's better for you yeah all right bro uh continue your sober life well hope you get the ladies in the future you can shoot your shot right now to some listeners that might be interested though some okay some women love newly sober people too some ex-pill ladies maybe hey listen ex-pill ladies this is the pill this is the former pill man i'm here now to save you and to save that pussy come on now all right man you have a good one bro how are you boys good bro um i guess uh i'll ask you the question um what's your dilemma um you know i think loving your girlfriend to a minimum is uh the key to a happy relationship and maybe even marriage loving your girlfriend your girl to a minimum okay um you want to elaborate on your theory all right so boom basically you know i'm in college so a lot of things are your advice about to be dumb as fuck because you're still young okay no but because i'm in college you know my girl wants to like go to frat parties which i think is crazy but she wants to go to frat parties and i think if you love your girl too much you're gonna get mad at her for wanting to go to frat parties right like how do you guys feel about your girls wanting to go to like bars and stuff without you do what they want have fun what do you mean they won't have fun we're also not in college bro so yeah it's definitely a little that shit that shit don't affect us like like all y'all college boys y'all got tinder dick and y'all hate when y'all girl go to different parties and shit it's like it's this when you get to the grown-up world it's okay bro yeah but you guys are like 40 you guys like living my life twice how old are you oh my god i'm 19 19 that's something with a deep ass we take it we take it a 19 year old's giving us a on relationships and marriage go ahead bro oh no you guys are like this is i'm trying to get advice from you guys because i know like as you grow up it gets easier but like right now i feel like the more that i like is the more that i'm in love with her the more upset that i get when she wants to go to parties but i feel like 19 bro and 19 you're not going to be with her when when you graduate college just trying to tell you not right you don't know that bro no no no it's over bro especially if you think doing the minimum just just end that relationship real talk it's over bro literally you're already talking like this it is raps literally yes it is yes it's right you're telling strangers who don't know you in real life this type of story it's over bro yeah nothing at 19 matters bro i'm not gonna lie like this this whole year this whole year is a wash bro just give it up yeah ball up top bro look we literally this shit literally might not even make the pot we're giving you real advice bro like your shit don't matter like i know it's over you don't know her like i know her there's another nigga that i know her like you know her though probably better alpha alpha whatever the fraternity is come on so you don't go to parties and stuff like that you don't you're not in the frat i i mean i could be in the frat but like she doesn't no don't say that with me there's no no what the fuck bro no i got like i got it is but like no you can't ain't no could be in a frat either in one or you're not in one and also what you mean she don't let you be in a frat but she's going out to parties and you don't want to go to parties so like she got control over you and you ain't got control over her no it's kind of like mutual i feel like as a man you gotta like you gotta let your girl do nigga you're not a man what the fuck i am i know you're not bro look what you became an adult last year you can't even fucking drink legally bro like why are we even 19 is old enough i feel like i've lived a lot of life yes please do us a favor and sign up for the army bro please i'm not i'm not protecting you guys protecting you guys uh what degree uh are you trying to get what are you studying um finance business and finance finance bro come on man military man military man no but that's you man it's literally not but i'm literally a podcaster As I say, you 19-year-olds just be saying shit, bro, fuck. more than me you should you should be able to bro we told you our advice though it's raps it's not raps but you just keep saying that we wiser than you and then every time we try to give you advice you deny the advice so what that make you how long you been with her eight months which is a long time he said which is a lot because i'm only 19 oh my gosh that's like that's a long time no it's not bro just give it eight months just give it up what were you doing eight months ago man this same thing bro all right man you have a good one bro no more 19 year old man on our ship yo what what up what's the word what's the word got a question for you bro yeah okay what broke your heart but you pretend it didn't i mean also my friends agree with me that that anal hurts the dude like when you be i found this out first time when i was like get up the girl and then also like normally and she was like not wet and that shit like hurt my dick i was like oh okay great you I was trying to think who was like if he was the receiver yeah because he like hurt you said anal hurts men too oh no no no like i'm getting the girl but like i'm hurting like my dick's hurting it's like i'm saying like it's not lubricated so i put it in like hard scrapes like i probably i probably three four pumps in and i was like how so i had to like stop she's like well what's the problem we good because it's kind of like concrete what's good what's what's the word she sounded sleepy at first and pop right up i'm sorry i'm in a rehab home i gotta be a bit quiet you working at a rehab home hell no i don't like old people wait uh okay okay oh you visiting somebody at a rehab home yeah yeah yeah my nana fell trying to get some verners okay okay uh i guess i'll just ask you the question uh what's the dilemma i get back to nana okay oh my gosh okay y'all can't laugh at me right got it so my dilemma is i recently well everyone thinks i'm a lesbian because i look the part i can't lie i'm a pretty good looking young man if i am you know but i kind of miss my boyfriend my ex-boyfriend from years ago so where's like so where's the lesbian part coming in this story are you well well okay i don't got no post of me up but like if you were to see me for a really long time i had some long not long but i had some locks i got a pretty mixed looking face on if i'm a boy or girl you know i dress comfortable but you you also like women you It was sad to look i was trying to see i was trying to see a picture of herself and it had the flag in her profile she literally has gay bar she has the worst gay bar under her profile picture oh because i told you i just had a girlfriend okay okay i don't remember marrying so you're recently lesbian no i've never been a lesbian is your first time having a girlfriend oh hell no i've been had a girlfriend okay so you just you just miss your man low key but like but like listen i also recently cut my hair so i look like a little boy so like i don't think my man missed me well yeah you gotta maybe grow your hair out a little but you don't know that you could did you shoot your shot yeah just start showing up to his hoop sessions keep passing on the ball oh my gosh i can't play basketball i pass out how long ago was the relationship well here's the thing we were messing with each other from what like 14 to 17 like my whole high school career you're how old now uh 20 oh bro that is this our demographic now like are we young people wait stop don't play with me like that i've been trying to get on i've been trying to get on a call yeah like ignoring me y'all be living like it's like it's funny like when a 19 or 20 year old gets on here like they present a problem but they don't have any layers to the problem and it's just like okay it's just like y'all don't have that many problems y'all let's say some shit and it's like a super simple fix because we just don't have any like a super simple fix because we just don't have any layers to the problem and it's like oh my god i'm just gonna tell you hey why don't you just shoot your shot at him and then and then it's like well okay what do you want me to talk about my dilemma being geez my dilemma could be what i hate my fucking job as a welder like i don't know what you want me to say that is very unique wait so do you just pass as a lesbian i mean never mind oh you know what okay listen i'm gonna try to are you are you bisexual would you consider yourself that i consider my um oh i just almost said my name because that's what i'd be saying to people when they asked me my uh uh almost said race okay uh sexuality uh i don't have one for real but why do you have gay bar in your profile then because i was going through a real streak i was going through a streak of like just loving women okay got it you don't update your the flag then well the flag is for you know i you know i will but i'm scared listen listen listen though i'm scared that my ex-girlfriend won't like be looking at my page because we just broke up got it oh why i break up why i break up i don't know that is a crazy update if you're in a lesbian relationship and then you break up with your partner and then see they took the flag or you see a flag added after you broke up too it's time dog that's why i'm scared people gonna be like damn she's not gay no more after that well i mean i guess i wouldn't be but i would be why did you break up with her okay um because she's fucking 20 that's why it's about to be some 20 year old ass problem i'm too young no actually it's like it's like some bullshit like my sister didn't like her so they were like beefing 20 year old shit all right grandpa you don't gotta make fun of me for living life fucking kid bro you fucking kid and i am a kid thank you what you got what you wearing right now i got on um uh a tight under armor shirt some gray hoochie daddy shorts and some crocs they could dress like a stepdad i told you i told y'all people think i'm a stud they probably see them rough ass hands you guys my hands are still pretty for a girl who welds stop no no no it's fire that you well no it's fire it's just very it was very left field threw us off a little bit well we don't know what like what like what do you want us to tell you nah being a welder you make good money being a welder i make pretty decent money i guess for a 20 year old that's pretty fucking good no yeah yeah well you you got everything settled and then you just say i can't and then you just said you was too young for the relationship and the person was beefing with your sister it's not like you just gotta wait i didn't say i was too young for a relationship you made that up no you said you was too young she said she's too young i know why you thought that though what'd she say she did say it was too young but it wasn't it just was uh intertwined of like sentences only a 20 year old will fuck some shit up like that that's what i'm saying like hey come on man you you got your you got your life pretty um pretty set it just sound like you don't like your hair right now that's what you're telling us basically right you know what i'm about to start wearing hats like y'all no i mean your but your hair gonna grow back way further than ours though or extensions too extensions oh yeah go get some kinky twist listen i'm about to put some extensions in my hair and then i'm gonna hit up my ex all right but you should have confidence enough to like be yourself because it sounds just because your hair is short don't mean like he shouldn't like you he should like you with all that stuff so i would hit him up with your hair no he don't like me what oh man this is a 20 year old shit like y'all just flip back and forth like that's why we don't get y'all advice every time we get somebody young advice on here they start arguing against us we're not your fucking parents man nobody going back and forth with you niggas do what you want fuck it fuck my bad okay i'm sorry i'm listening i'm listening no i ain't falling for that no just keep just keep doing you you sound like you're doing a good job though oh shit my phone at one percent i can't lie i gotta go what are you so sure about the hangout first young people shit one percent phone battery no responsibilities i'm at rehab bro i'm at rehab bro you can't be mad no no you're right oh she visiting grandma she good okay you're a good person That's what I'm saying. You just ball-headed. Oh, my God. I look like you. Little do you know, I dead-ass look like you, so it's okay. We look alike? Send me a pic. We'd probably be going out in, like, the same club fits. You can't get into a fucking club. What are you talking about? I can. You know, you know, ooh, these Detroit clubs don't care. Oh, my God. Oh, you? Okay. You have a good one. You done. Bye. I got the same pants on. I know. She's swaggy. No, I'm just saying you're swaggy. Yo, yo. My bad. I'm talking to Carrie. I'm giving Carrie a compliment on her outfit, but she don't know how to take a compliment. Oh, but me either. What you, uh, damn. I hope you having a good day. Your outfit fire, too. I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm having a better day than normal. Already kind of drunk at, like, 8 a.m. Damn. Oh, shit. It's cold. You good? What the fuck? Yeah, no, it's actually cold. My cousin came out here to visit, so I had to drop her off at the train station. And pop a bottle, yeah. Okay. That seems very, uh, isn't it? I actually got pulled over this morning. Okay. Um, I got a question for you. All right. What's up? What's something that broke your heart, but you pretend it didn't? Um, honestly, for me, it was probably the night that my ex brought her co-worker home, and I met the bitch and everything. I fell asleep on the couch. I wake up. And these niggas. These niggas are fucking. Was the co-worker, uh, another woman? Yeah. Yeah. They went to, like, a lingerie party that some other co-worker threw, which is already dangerous work. Mm-hmm. She was like, yeah, I'm gonna put Shorty to bed in my room real quick. I fall asleep. I wake up. This nigga in there clapping cheeks. Clapping cheeks. Okay. Um. My bad. No, no, no, no. Wait, so they went to a lingerie party. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. She went to a lingerie party with her co-workers, and I was supposed to pick her up. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm confused. It's about to. Okay. Because it's she. She has a girlfriend. Yeah, yes. And then, but she said. No, no, she. Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. I did. So you have a girlfriend, and then your girlfriend brought a girl home. Mm-hmm. But you said clapping cheeks. I mean, when you use certain accoutrements in the bedroom. It can turn into. Accoutrements. Got it, got it. So she's saying she used a strap-on? Yes. Accoutrements, nigga. How deep of a fucking sleep do they think you are? Well, I can see them, like, you know, sneaking off in a room, touching each other. But to put a full strap-on. It takes some preparation. Put that shit on like a utility belt. Yeah. What happened? So I said it was a boat. Don't move, because I'll sleep on the couch with my gun on my stomach. In your own house? No, I was at her crib. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So she got the upper. So what happened after you heard her clapping cheeks? Well, I woke up. I thought it was a dream, so I went back to sleep. This was like 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning. I wake up again. It's 6 a.m. These niggas are still fucking. Oh, my God. Fuck! Oh, no. My. Talk about. That's why people be mad at lesbians and studs sometimes. Yeah, people that use strap-on. They got unlimited stamina. Yeah, yeah. It was crazy. She was the femme. I'm the stud. So she traded places. So was it another stud, though? Huh? Was it a stud that she brought home? No, it was two femmes. It was her and this other femme. She used a strap, though? Yeah. She said, I'm playing point guard. Oh. And she used my shit. She used your? That's crazy. Like, what was going on? Like, there has to be some turmoil in the relationship. I don't feel like this is, like, a loving relationship and then this happened. No, it definitely was not. Not at all. We both have, like, bipolar disorder. So it was very tumultuous and all that good shit. I like that one. What was the other one? A cootries? I didn't know horny could be part of the bipolar disorder. It is. It is. When you're, like, manic. It makes you sick. It makes you sick. It makes you hypersexual, which I don't know. You know, bust down some bitches together or, you know, have some fun together, but she couldn't wait. She was sleeping. Got it. Okay. So those are good details because, like, maybe. And it was with somebody I already had a problem with. Oh. But did you see her bring her over? I did. And she was like, oh, because the girl drove her home. She was too drunk. And she was like, oh, I'm going to go set her up in my room to sleep. I'm going to come sleep in the living room with you. So I fall back asleep. I wake up half-assed asleep and I hear something. I'm like, yo, what the fuck? But I thought it was a dream. You went in the bedroom. I thought she was going in the living room. And it was your strap-on? Oh, no. It was mine because that's the only one that was in the house. Okay. So, like, how did the discovery go? You bust in the room or what? You know what's so crazy is I was in such shock and I had a gun on me and I knew I was going to act up if I bust open that door. So I left. Okay. And then I came back an hour later. And these bitches in the bed butt naked cuddled because I had a key. So then that's when I had to, you know, handle things a little differently. Right. That don't make sense, though. It's almost like they wanted to be caught because they knew you were in the living room. Well, I mean, maybe they did because they're together now. But she said she, to this day, she said she don't remember nothing. She don't know what happened. All she knows, she woke up naked and she still barely remember me coming back and busting open the door. Were you supposed to be there? Yeah. Usually. I know. They're together now. I know you was pistol whipping the shit out of them. Hey, I'm not going to confirm nor deny none of that. I know you was gun butting the fuck out of them. Probably hit them with your own strap on, too. Did you take your strap on back? Oh, hell yeah. That's what I put in my drawer right now. Snatched that shit like T.I. did to her. I can't deal with that change. I can't deal with it. No, she went to go get her strap on back. That is crazy. You so real and stupid at the same time. I ain't gonna lie. This is probably like. Hey, dumb as fuck because I took her back like two weeks later. Oh, my God. And she's still with her now. And they still together. And she took her home to meet her family and the whole shit when I was supposed to go. Damn. Yeah. Hey, sometimes. Why is it not right? Oh, yeah, definitely. All right. Yeah. We know to wake up now. That's not a dream. You are not dreaming. I got my leg back when I fucked her homeboy that she known since kindergarten. Her homeboy? Oh, shit. You switched teams for the vengeance? Take that flag out your bio. That's why I call myself a stud. I'm a full-blown. I do what I feel like doing. Got it. But, yes. I fucked that homeboy. I fucked her plug. I fucked her other homeboys. Wait. Oh, wow. Them niggas. Them niggas crazy. Them niggas. Them niggas. God, what did I do to deserve this? I love it. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. So, you didn't. You took it there. When you had sex with those guys, you didn't really want them? You were just doing that out of pure revenge? Oh, no. I be fucking with niggas, too. Okay. And it was her homeboys that I was like, low-key, I didn't from jump anyway. Yeah. So, why not hurt a nigga's feelings just a little bit? Yeah. Them niggas cut. Them niggas cut different. Because, like, if me and you on a date and I hear you talk like that, date's over. Yeah, I be fucking other niggas. Yeah, can we get the check, please? Nah, that's real. Hey, man. Do what you got to do. Because you know I've got to. I can't be the only one hurt. And that's my bipolar shit. I can't be the only one hurting this. Are you getting help with the bipolar stuff? Oh, yeah. I'm taking. I've been taking medications ever since. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we all good over here. That's all that matters. Just get that revenge out your heart. Take your medication. Focus on yourself. Yeah, I already did. Subscribe to Patreon. You been to a live show? Nah, y'all never come to Arizona. It's like. Oh, we come to Arizona. Yeah, we come to Phoenix. Link in the bio. Oh, shit. Okay. Well, I'll be there. Pop out. Bring a nigga or a girl. Whatever you want to bring. Come on, bring both the way I'm feeling shit. You got it. You got it, man. We're one in each situation. Come on, one in each. All right, you have a good one. Hey, y'all too. Bye. Peace. Good afternoon, gentlemen. How y'all doing? What's good? Good evening, young squad. Why you laughing at us? I don't know, bro. I just think everybody just be trying to act funny sometimes. No, no. I feel like this is real. This is real him. What you mean? I swear to God, I saw it like this. Okay. Told you. Hey. He went from gentleman to sound like he from Atlanta. Atlanta? No, see, no, I changed it again. Yeah, he about, he is back in court. All right, I got a question for you. What's the real reason your friendship ended? Well, you see, I had this friend, right? I had this girl best friend, right? And I had no hustle since like ninth grade. I'm in college now, right? This is my ride or die. And then one day, she started talking to a dude. And that's cool. We wasn't messing around or anything like that. And she showed me the dude. And my first question was, number one, Why he look like that? like me. Nigga little just like me. I don't know. I was kind of confused. Basically, after that, I remember she would talk to me every day and I'll be sitting there. I'm coaching her. I'm on the bench. I'm doing the little Steve Curzo. I'm saying, listen, so-and-so, you want him to do this? Tell him this. Text him this time. Ask him to watch this. Ask him to hang out with this. Blah, blah, blah. I'm trying to get her to where she want to be. I'm trying to get her to succeed. And then I woke up one day and I was blocked. I couldn't tell you. I went on all the Instagram pages I had. I tested her number. It was something about it. It was something. One day I woke up and life was just over. I don't know, man. Do you want to talk to her since? No. I wish I could. Are her and that guy together now? She don't even know. I couldn't tell you, man. I couldn't tell you. The only thing, now listen, listen, I'm going to keep it a secret, right? I left one thing out. The only thing I left out was after she had spent probably about, I don't know, three weeks not talking to me for shit because she started talking to this nigga. I may or may not have been a little sassy about it. Other than that, though. No, no, no, no, no, no. What is the big part, though? Say. What you mean? What you mean? What you say? You know, I think I hit her with a little, hey, listen, man. I talked to you all day about how to get right with this nigga. Then I want to talk to you about some shit I want to talk about. You weren't trying to talk to me about it. What's going on? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Did I get a little livid? Maybe. Okay. You keep living out the livid part. We want to hear exactly how I said. Listen, I've been telling you for so long how to get with this nigga. Blah, blah, blah. I tried to talk to you. You didn't want to have a shit. I had to say, what the fuck going on, man? You like like you fucking me. You don't give a fuck about me. I'm trying to help you get with this nigga. I've been knowing you for X amount of years. What the fuck's going on, man? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she was like, oh, but so-and-so, but so-and-so, but so-and-so. I don't know you for X amount of years. But so-and-so. And I said, man, listen, listen. Like, why are you doing this? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I just, you know what I'm saying? But I feel like that's unimportant to the total story of the fact that, you know what I'm saying? So there could be some things kind of going on. The dude might have heard you, you know, arguing with her about that and say, hey, that dude don't sound like a guy best friend type of situation. And she might have to cut you off because of the guy. I'm not saying it's right. No, it is right. No, I'm just saying she's talking to a dude and like she has a guy best friend. And then that guy best friend is supportive into her talking to that best friend. And then he actually helps her get with her. And then they have a falling out right as they get together. She's definitely going to tell the dude that she's talking to, like, yo, me and my best friend just got into it. He's telling me all this stuff. Why are you doing this and why are you doing that? Then the dude was like, man, he like you. Block that nigga or I'm out. Yeah, that's that's what I don't think is. Oh, I don't think it's particularly right, though, if they're like actually best. I don't know how. Obviously, I don't know y'all real friendship, but that was your real best friend. And it's like if he's trying to talk to you about like why are you ignoring me type of thing, then it's like, you know, he's already getting ignored for three weeks. But she's not stupid, though. She she probably saw through like the argument and saw like he was only arguing because she wants he wants her. That was his whole thing. That's why he mad because dude look like him. He like, why didn't I get him? He's like, why didn't I get him? He like, why didn't I get a chance? Hell no. That's how you present. How? But that's what you say. He look like you. And then you like, but I'm saying why the nigga look like me? Why are you trying to let me ask you a question, right? Let's see. You got a sister or something, right? And she bring home a nigga. The nigga look like you. How are you going to feel? I would never say another nigga look like me. That's like the first thing. What's your like? What's your bill? Uh, let's see. 6'2", black, dreads, glasses. I be working out probably like 230. So he he's exactly that. I ain't gonna hold you like this shit was uncanny. I felt uncomfortable. Bro, I'm looking at you, bro. I don't think there's another nigga that looks like you. Bro, you are one unique looking ass nigga. Like, send us a pic of dude. What you mean? Like, you are one unique looking ass nigga. What you mean? Send us a pic of dude. I know you got a picture of him. I can't do that, bro. So he's 6'2", with glasses, dreads, and 230 pounds? Yes. And he works out? Yes. And he got your girl. I heard you. That's not his girl though. That's his friend. Yeah. I mean, that's not even his friend no more. Oh shit. Nigga ain't got shit. Oh man. Sorry to hear about this, brother. Nigga ain't got shit for you. He shouldn't have yelled at her. That's on him. He lost his cool. She don't feel safe around her nigga no more. Where your girl at? Where your? Yeah, that kind of solves it a lot. Right. You got a girl? Uh, hell no. We knew that. Why was it a hell no though? We knew that. I don't even know why they set you up and asked you that. No, no. They knew you ain't had no girl. Why you playing me like that? I believe in you, bro. I knew you ain't had no girl. You way too obsessed with this girl. You don't even- Pat's being hard on you for no reason, bro. No, I'm not. He won't even admit that he like her. That's why he like her. That's why he yelled at her. But then he coming on here trying to say every time he gotta explain himself and why he like her. That's what all those blah, blah, blahs in this story. Every time he went blah, blah, blah, that was like, "Why you ain't do such and such for me?" It's just like, that shit way too sensitive to be. You supposed to be big bro and shit. But you over here, yeah, sassy. I'm a sassy ass nigga, but I ain't want her phone. She was the one who, one of the reasons she was one of my ride or dies is 'cause she had, you know, you know them breakups I be having. You talking about something. Everything but that. Yeah. That was a nigga that for me the whole time, fam. That nigga heard me ugly crying and shit, blah, blah, blah. I can't hold you, man. I ain't gonna hold you. The way that nigga heard me crying over that shit, I could never date a nigga who seen me like that before, fam. And plus, and plus, for the matter of fact, she told me that she had a crush on me when we was in like 10th grade and I was never like her. And what'd you say to that when she told you she had a crush on her? When she told you- I was like, what? She told me that. When she told me that, back when I was in a relationship, I wouldn't finna do nothing about it. Hey, man. It wasn't meant to be, bro. Y'all friendship wasn't meant to be, y'all relationship wasn't meant to be. I don't think you, I don't think you're sassy for, you know, feeling away. You can express your feelings, but I think you just gotta deal with it the way you had to deal with it. I ain't a little sassy, bro. Hey, bro. You are what you kind of feel like then, I guess. All right, man. Hey, by the way, I just want to let y'all know though. Y'all know how much I appreciate y'all back when I was in jail, AKA working at Walmart. Y'all the only niggas who got me through the day, man. How you, so what happened first, Walmart or jail? He said, AKA jail. No, I'm saying Walmart was the jail. Oh, okay. My fault. All right, man. You have a good one, bro. I appreciate you. Okay. I got a, I got a challenge for y'all. Y'all ready? Oh, then we might end up getting back on movie topics. The tweet says, name a famous dog, but it can't be Scooby Doo. Air Bud. So I want you to save your air buds. I got something to say about that. That's just weird that we even watch that shit. I was going to say, O Yeller. O Yeller? Is that a movie? That's a dog, ain't it? Is his name O Yeller? I guess, yeah. Who is he from? I don't know. I just remember the Cosby show. Used to talk about it all the time. That's the dog they took behind the barn and. Oh, he got rabies and shit, Clifford. Okay. Oh, Clifford? Yeah. Okay. He's the dog from Beethoven. From Beethoven movie? Yeah, yeah. I can think about Courage the Crowdy Dog. Is that a movie? I guess he probably did that movie. Oh, you said movie, sorry. It's cool though. It's cool. But Air Bud though, that's the one I wanted to get on. And just like, did you watch Air Bud? It's funny, I love Air Bud. No. You never see any of the Air Buds? How old are you again? Don't worry about it. Okay. No, that's crazy that you never seen Air Bud. Basically it was a golden retriever that played a bunch of sports. It was a Disney movie, right? Yeah, he was good at it. Was it Disney? Did you have cable? I did. I just wasn't interested in watching that one. What you was watching, MASH or some shit? Nigga watching the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and shit. Oh my God. I knew what I wanted to be. I ain't got time for that shit. No, I was just more into the girly stuff. What is it? Like Cheetah Girls. Yeah, I watched Cheetah Girls. We watched Cheetah Girls. It don't make no sense that you don't cross over. For me, I wasn't a big Cartoon Network girly. I felt like that was a lot of the action shows. Air Bud is a live action movie though. I know, but I was giving an example that Air Bud to me seemed like a more guy movie when I was younger. But you were a Disney princess? You were watching those? Kinda, yeah. I was just more into other stuff. What else did you watch? Thumbelina. Do you guys remember the movie Stuck in the Suburbs on Disney? Hell no. Who was in that one? It sounded like some shit Kiki Palmer used to be in. Y'all know I'm finna be ragging you from my young age. in the suburbs okay it sounded like a bad porno it had brenda song in it yeah okay i see you know why we didn't see it this shit got a 5.6 out of 10 out of 10 stuck in this so it was a disney channel original movie damn nah this was that makes sense that the girl from good luck charlie yeah it is okay got it yeah this one never made no this shit flopped for sure can you go with your point no what else did you watch no what else you watch because this is really telling a lot about you right now it is i liked a lot of nickelodeon so i would like watch rugrats a lot um as told by ginger fire as someone was told me the grass was much greener she did her thing on that one um what other that's so raven my goodness yeah and i also watched a lot of just like black sitcoms so like moesha fresh prince jenny foxell parker's um bernie max show you know what show i do we're working it out right now but the show i really liked that was kind of low-key but high-key was one-on-one i love that one yeah that was that shit man i went as her for uh kyla pratt one day i know a nigga that looks just like uh flex washington yeah i'm gonna look just like that you know what was your problem with air bud he don't know he was a white man he was white you know i'm saying they never brought like a black character to it golden retriever does seem like a like a white family white white family i don't know too many black families with a golden retriever i don't know too many black people that would treat a golden retriever like that like that i'm sure that nigga it wasn't no black people in the movie they got more pt than than the black people i'm not gonna lie if i would have ever played football versus air but man them niggas would have put me in jail oh man i would have will smith that nigga like they did on legend i would have choked that nigga out the end zone he shot the dog they got 300 yards i'm sick of this dog a dog game more play time that's when it started getting ridiculous when they started making that nigga play too many sports like i think it was playing football i don't know i don't know i don't play football i'm not gonna lie if i play if i play air but he kept like doing me over i'll just be like bro what i'm putting peanut butter on my gloves everybody play basketball football soccer bait okay now baseball is crazy baseball is crazy football's gonna create soccer come on now y'all hating on the dog basketball and volleyball i can kind of get like just because like you can throw basketball it's literally the worst one and that was the first that was the first one originally the worst one because it's not that bad because you can kind of throw the oop to the dog he don't have to dribble like who guarding that though what is that's what i'm saying huh what is the plot uh the dog like helps to win a championship i think the dog used to belong to a clown and then uh family finds him because he runs away because he's tired of being a clown dog and then so you want to be an athlete yeah talented so everybody follows a 12 year old josh uh fram a lonely boy who moves to a new town after his father dies josh befriends a runaway golden retriever named buddy who has an amazing talent for playing basketball together they joined the school team and faced buddy's cruel former owner the clown but that's just so stupid they didn't even check that nigga age they're like just letting us what's the rating on that one playing with high schoolers probably hired them they're higher than what you said in the suburbs i swear i bet you it is that in the suburbs but but honestly i think down the line uh it definitely probably was uh probably went down a little bit yeah because they did soccer and shit yeah yeah they fucked up the game with the hockey shit they had kids and shit he did all play different sports or some shit oh for real it was a yeah yeah they started going downhill bro you made a franchise that's airboy third son he left a legacy oh maybe not just that's 5.6 my 5.4 okay that's pretty good rating for a fucking movie starring a dog in the suburbs with brenda songs and the girl from uh good luck charlie them two major actors and i gotta see the actual radio y'all tripping okay next tweet of the week while he find that all right um this girl said after two cut waters i'm taking the tampon out whoa that's wild okay um that's crazy no comment no comment yeah why not some people run red lights some people not afraid of a little ketchup man ketchup is ketchup is immature some people ain't afraid to be a vampire no what the fuck not around some red lights but nigga ain't drinking i don't think you get it i believe it nigga think he on twilight and shit jean patterson no that's good no the way the way i don't want to ruin it but the way uh was it robert patterson yeah the way he said uh beggar in that movie he better watch his fucking mom i know that um but okay oh yeah i already read that one uh some dude tweeted said my dad definitely went for looks my mom's food deserves to be on fear factor i'm not gonna lie i had an aunt so this again another odyssey pool you know the there's a scene where cersei is i'm not gonna ruin it but cersei is making people eat you know something and she's watching them eat and making sure they feel uh like finish their meals but i don't want to ruin it but i had an aunt who used to couldn't cook for shit and she would sit down at the table and watch you eat the shit and then make you compliment her like it's good ain't it it's good she thought it was good too bro i was did you ever see her eat this no and right hand of god i had a heartburn at nine yeah my chest used to be hurting i'm like why the fuck my chest or one time i watched her cook bro she used to take the so i didn't even know the why part like you know on salt and shit or when you get a new spice there's a why part on there that you never use you're like why the fuck would i use this they don't take the right you usually don't take the wrapping off that side yeah she used to take the whole top off that bitch and go like this and shake it over i said oh yeah we're gonna die i had an aunt that was not great at cooking either and my my strategy was also to like i would like shift the food to one side of the plate to make it seem like i like i like i ate the food like i'm all damn full i just like almost like you're making like a pile you just gotta like move it maneuver it yeah eat a couple bites obviously because you just gotta you know you got to but i was just like shifted over a little bit yeah also my best strategy was if i eat everything but one thing i'm good and if there was ever like i made mashed potatoes a lot and i would get if i didn't want to eat it i could already tell that i'm not gonna like that i would get a lot of mashed potatoes and i would hide everything inside the mashed potatoes and then one day she caught me and she made me eat all that shit no growing up nigerian aunts they don't let you serve your own food they're gonna put exactly exactly they're gonna give you the full arrangement like you're gonna eat everything on the menu and you can't get no juice before you eat hell no water never got no juice that's crazy um somebody said stop raising these kids in motels little nigga just told me he from days in i don't think i've ever slept at a motel before at a motel i'm trying to think maybe when i was younger because it's a motel if it's only two stories right is that and they don't have a lobby classification i thought it was called a motel yeah but i'm just i mean what's the definition of a motel all motels aren't trash there's some motels that are okay yeah there's some motels are okay all motels aren't trash i don't know what motels and accommodations specifically designed for motorists exterior room doors that are open directly into a parking lot yeah so no lobby area yeah basically so that's the difference yeah i've never slept in one of those i have i've been protested and demonstrated somebody said what the fuck you mean you ain't ready for a relationship when i met you on a dating app which is true i think it needs to be clear like put that in your bio you did i mean i mean it's true though there should be there should be like a genre on dating apps but just be like yeah i guess if it's just there for like a good time but you know people infiltrate that shit because there'll be people like it's some people that get off on that shit you can literally have categories be like people that are just looking for kind of a hookup dating and you date multiple people go here and then people that's looking for a long-term relationship come here it's still gonna be a nigga like nah i want the long-term relationship baddies they way better there's a nigga hit up bro did you ever hit the long-term relationship part nah bro bro they way better in there you gotta go i don't get that and when somebody puts in their profile uh not looking for a long-term relationships like what are you looking for a fun time just like in the moment type of thing yeah probably a situationship or you just want somebody to kick it with or but do you feel like a summer fling man but then but i feel like sometimes people put that in their bio but then expecting like a a different type of person that approaches them well then they're dumb yeah because i'm like if you have that you're you know you get approached by people that maybe just want to have sex yeah and then it's hard to be taken serious yeah exactly but it's all but it's also dumb though because if somebody if if it's a woman that puts that on let's say it's a very attractive woman that says i'm not looking for anything long term a guy that's looking for something long term that don't mean shit to him yeah he's still going to holler and it might be like an easier way now i don't have to tell you as much about me and then we can start it even earlier so i just feel like that's stupid overall i'm just like so i had to get off dating apps i was on it for like like a month it was too tough i didn't get on it at all because like i i saw some of your stuff that you had and you'd be like yo we know her and i'm like that was the weird part yeah i never want people i know like going past my dating profile and they're just like what the fuck like they just saw information especially in milwaukee like i never set my location to milwaukee i just did chicago because it's the next biggest city because milwaukee's like everybody knows everybody and i'll see some girls in there and they see like the their hobbies in their profile like she's lying yeah we don't we don't even have water skiers here she doesn't own a horse she doesn't like fucking horseback riding no you know what be so fucked up if you was in a club and then you saw a girl literally go to your profile and then swipe the x your shit like hell no hey hey hey i know that but that shit starts to feel they now start to feel like a game though like it's like it is it's like a rush of dopamine i feel like to people's brains yeah as they're swiping through they just want to feel wanted i know some people who just want to connect with people where you guys match and then it goes nowhere just because it gives them that ego boost that was no that was me no but not not the part of like the part of like matching with people and like not doing anything after we matched not even like reaching out i feel like that's it that's the game like okay what am i because then you start to like put yourself in a position where it's like do i really want to put this effort because again i was doing chicago so it's like do i really want to put the effort to go into chicago especially when you get out of relationship i think the hardest part is like especially long-term relationship is trying to like reintroduce yourself and start telling people about yourself so much and that that part just seems like bro i'm not trying to keep doing this over and over you know how many times i had to tell somebody i was born in nigeria grew up in chicago then went back to high school went back to high school nigeria went to college here played professional football and now i'm here and this and that that telling that story over and over and over it's like bro that's why i had the other man because me if i keep telling the same story over and over you might want to spice it up a little bit and then i'm wondering like i'm on a third date with the girl she's like okay show me your daughter i'll be like hold on you said i got a dog tell me how you did all right man this date is over with you pay attention a little bit too much that's the fucked up part about like the date like not wanting to tell people certain things about you and then like and then like having to because of just the longevity of the conversation like damn okay they didn't told me some stuff about them and then you figure out like damn it's not gonna work and now there's this person in your city that knows something about you and you don't know who they're telling and people talk more about the people that they don't hook up with than the people that they do so they yapping about you you know this dude what'd he say to you anywho um this is my favorite tweet somebody say you uh this is for mike too oh uh somebody say you know your feet big when everybody use your shoes to take the trash out it was one time it was like an emergency going on and i thought my car was gonna get towed and i saw two of them and i was like oh my god i'm gonna get towed and i saw two of them and i was like two shoes at the door i was like bruh i put on his big boats you know they bitches bitches are clean i said god damn my shoes would have took a while i'd have to sit out the worst part is when you you know you guys have i'm gonna say you guys have small feet but you guys have like regular size feet i use y'all shit as flip-flops you know what i'm doing you know what you do yeah yeah you just step the fuck the heel flat as fuck what happened to my off-white now that's crazy you ever borrow you're like you're like growing up especially in high school sometimes you exchange clothes with your friends you know your shoes and stuff like that never but i get what you said you never like let their friend borrow some shoes in high school maybe stole my dad's shit is probably the closest i get with that but i love like my friends borrowed my shoes in high school that's crazy borrow your shoes yeah i feel like i said this before we used to uh homies used to swap shoes yeah my best friend used to wear the opposite shoe yeah we swap sometimes that's how you knew you was best friend yeah like my good friends like but then but then it's like when you borrow something somebody and you see the way they like they handle it how they moving around it's like all right bro i would have like bro you could have jumped over that fucking puddle bro like why they get walking through dirt roads and shit i'm like what the fuck no the worst is it um when i let somebody borrow my car and it was like zooming around nah like wait what the fuck you see you see them pulling up and they're fucking zooming through like the campus i'm like bro hitting every pile yeah they just calling me like bro mike why are you driving so fucking fast on campus like bro that is not me no bro i legit let one of my friends borrow my car and i told him hey bro i need my car back by a certain time because i gotta get off work he's like oh i'll just bring the car straight to you so he pulled up at my job and he's like bro just hop in we ain't gotta switch like i'm like all right bet you can drive me to the crib and then he drove me to the crib he's like all right bro i was like park my shit the fucking me all right i got my dumb ass got out like thanks bro wait a minute now the worst part is when you let somebody borrow your car and this is kind of like the the beauty of being adults now but when you let somebody borrow your car and they don't put like the right amount of gas in there it's like and sometimes i think when especially when we're in college my thing was like if i borrow your car i'm gonna like at least put it like five dollars more than what what i what i you let me borrow it has to be some perk to like yeah i'll let you borrow my car and i'm not charging you for it yeah come on don't don't fill my shit right up to the line like nah bro like put a little extra gas in my shit i'm trying to think of when i let my friend borrow my car gas in it i feel like she did i let her use it a lot so who one of my friends they still your friend no god damn i'm like i'm worried about i'm worried about uh our friendship like this we got a time living on this motherfucker life is looking a lot better now no we i was telling carrie this we we do have to hang out as a group outside of the pod i don't think we do that enough no we definitely have great chemistry i don't know if carrie wants to hang out with us outside the pod come on i would hang with y'all no i don't i don't know why are you making that face out there i've had this face the whole time that's what i'm saying i would hang with y'all okay no that's okay we did hang somewhere remember we went to um elsa's real quick no i left i left early though no that's we're there for like legit three minutes three minutes i'm telling you when you came late i didn't come late it was right after this no you came late no you didn't come late we literally already won drink down yes you came late oh because y'all switched the location up we did i was like oh they don't want me to come i just it didn't seem like we're spending you didn't he had to go so we went to elsa's we was gonna go to uh the other place but i'm not trying to be fed like y'all y'all trying to get a nigga show up and shit what all right this tweet of the week the nigga that everybody see outside they don't know where i'm going though that's the thing until i'm there oh man i ain't got no bullets in this bitch i know that nigga's gonna be here and you don't post when you're when you go somewhere even after you leave i don't really see you post about you hell no i hate that shit i feel like people shouldn't do that in general no matter if you're like posting like where you exactly where you are like at that moment especially if it's like a a public event then it's like it is what it is like i'm at this public event but it's like something a little more intimate like just like friends and shit like that i can't sometimes like i'm worried about like i was worried about going to the night market alone like i hate sometimes going places alone because then it invites some more conversation so i was just like damn i really want to put like head it here but i can't even do that you can't even be like night market tonight then people see your stuff like okay he gonna be at the night market or you get the wrong responses yeah not yet hey bro i got you bro i'm gonna see you there bro this shit about to be a movie oh my god i hate when people say that that is such a rap this shit about to be rated 3.3 on imbd fuck this shit ass um okay more i can't believe pat wants me to go to toronto that's how it be for real my i had to learn my lesson with that because like when you're not to say like regular person but like when you're not an internet personality stuff you says get passed in the wind you know i'm saying so like if i go up to a friend and i'm still working corporate as a marketing strategist and i'm telling them like yo bro yeah bro i'm trying to go to i'm going to texas in the summer do like all right bet i might slide to texas too but he know he on his own he good like he got to pay his way but like now like we at the point we're just like yo bro i'm sliding to toronto hey bro you got room at the airbnb beef with me it's like hold on it ain't that type of party man hold on y'all sound like russia i'm not gonna lie i don't know if they can hear it on camera but it's like the air and water show there's literally jets flying past our freaking 25 story building right now i'm not gonna lie if that was another country attacking us i'm not dumb enough to like run you know i'm saying like like if it's like a it's like a fighter jet right and they're shooting it's gonna shoot through this part of the building like regardless i'm trying to aura farm like if it's bullets coming through the windshield uh twitter leak i'm trying to go viral one last time maybe once and his life one his last day to be twerking quiet on the creek quiet on the creek they just came out with the video today there was a video now yeah i saw well i didn't see the whole video i saw a screenshot because somebody was mad that it was at uh it said creek university and they're like why is this out of school did y'all see that that video of uh usher bringing somebody on stage and um and her not looking like she was like really into it and then he's like i don't think she want to be up here do you think like if you obviously i'm pretty sure she's seen a usher concert do you think that she's wrong for even going on stage if she knew she was gonna act like that somebody in the comments has said i think she thought she was going up there for chris brown and so when she got usher she probably was just not impressed i don't think that's what happened i feel like that would be funny though that would be funny but like do you think like if like if you're go to a live show and you know what these people do on stage yeah do you think it's like your obligation to also participate in that thing or is it like maybe you kind of changed your mind and you felt like you're got uncomfortable once you kind of got in the moment that's really hard to decide because having somebody up there like an usher chris brown who you know they might try to kiss you or something like that you don't know how far they're gonna go because they're all in relationship yeah but you've seen how far they've gone you see how far they've gone i don't want to say like oh just because she's up there now she don't have the right to say oh i don't want to kiss no no people looking at her like she weird and we looking at her like girl you shouldn't have been up there if you wasn't trying to bust it open but i feel like the i feel like her argument would be like okay it's either y'all call me weird or like whoever back home see this like whether that's a family she don't want to embarrass or her significant other it's like one of those uh that's that's her option because i feel like getting caught on it's just like i can't tell you how many times somebody just like yo like who trying to take this free trip to you know we got we got the whole thing oh yeah i am bro then they could be like all right bet you're like hold on let me think about it and it's just like somebody was probably choosing like who want to come on stage she probably raising her hand like me me me i'll come on stage with usher and then usher like yeah i choose you she's like oh shit because i'm not like if i'm not like a meg the stallion concert or a rihanna concert and they pull me on stage i think initially if i see what they do at their or tiana taylor or cardi b yeah if i see what they do on i already see what they see on stage i might be so like shocked at the point that's like she already called she's like if i see rihanna do like this like come on my head might be like it might be like a it might be an out-of-body experience where it's like oh shit now i'm on stage but it's like fuck i know what she about to do not maybe not wait what the fuck no no no no no no no no no you're not about to talk over this you literally went fuck fuck what am i about to do that's exactly how you explain it to me and i'm like bro i'm in a trance i'm like fuck what you want me to do babe i'm telling you before i knew it i was already back in the crowd i don't know why my pants wet i don't man i spill but like for for instance it might have been like one of those things where it's just like oh shit usher is telling me to come on stage right now yeah but not but now i'm in this moment now it's like oh fuck i don't know if i wouldn't really want to do this because she everybody knows how viral them shits be going yeah like chris brown was was was dry humping a girl in doggy style yeah maybe kissing her all making out and stuff and like i get it if you last minute are just like oh i don't want to but the fact that he called it out it's like oh she don't want to be up here i mean that's good that's a little eco thing too it is yeah yeah getting turned down especially getting turned down by a woman like i don't know how many women are at a chris brown usher concert and usher probably can say there's probably a thousand women in here who want me and my dumb ass picked the one who don't so hell yeah he probably pissed like what the fuck but it's also good on him too that he kind of noticed that some people like interesting some artists might be oblivious to the fact that she looked a little like uncomfortable so it's just like he he he played it cool and he did what he's supposed to do he made he made it a joke too so it's like i think it was like all around wasn't that big of a deal but some people were like i saw people killing her in the comments oh i know people are going to be on her head for her next post yeah but that's but i think she should come out and just be like yo usher called me on stage i love usher and when you call me on i'm like one of my favorite artists is calling me on stage and i stepped on the stage i realized like oh shit only time people come on stage it has to be something sexual and i got this back home or this back home so i'd rather have this embarrassment of y'all killing me than to be like getting humped on on stage and lose something i got back home get off the stage when did usher stop doing the cherries what now it was like this is a new tour my baby she probably went on stage was like damn where the cherries are let's think of usher's like two inches away from my face no no gene crazy gene say he gonna had a kool-aid pineapple that nigga going to jail if he do that that's the problem that's some cosby shit right there trying to give her a heart attack oh man oh uh last tweet of the weeks okay i gotta say bitches because they they told me last week ladies i really don't want to say this shit um it says bitches be on live with one viewer squinting their eyes bitch come on come on come on come on man okay it says bitches be on live with one viewer squinting their eyes bitch you see chenise i feel like rappers do that too though it'd be like a lot of rappers that kind of do that be on live they'd be like what y'all talking about and i see them like scrolling the screen like the chat is not even moving yeah i do that shit on twitch sometimes but sometimes it's my adhd and i'm like hold on hold on slow down y'all and it's like nigga we barely typing in this thing just scroll up a little bit or they pretend you know when somebody see something on their live they try to ignore because some people have a really bad ignoring face because you can okay that's my favorite it was it was irrelevant a little bit but i was gonna say y'all were on live one time and i was in the messages saying stuff and you were not reading it and i was like is he doing this on purpose no i know another one the same thing and you looked right past it again and mentioned the person either above me or below me and then eventually i did it again sometimes i ignore like people i actually know in real life yes oh okay it's way i hate when people do that and this is no like next time we'll just bring you into the live i'd rather do that but i hate when we're doing something that's not real life something like listener callers live anything and it's somebody we know because it's like the dialogue that we have with our listeners is dope because it's anonymous like they don't know us they never met us but you won't hear like trying to conversate with me i had so many people like my cousin like let me in the live to do what nigga like what are we gonna do i don't think i was ignoring you on purpose y'all weren't doing that and you was changing your clothes 5 000 times oh that live was that youtube yeah oh okay you must you definitely was skipping my name's carrie noni i was like what the heck i feel like i said something though eventually you did after like my oh okay yeah come on now fake as hell bro i might just say no i just didn't ignore her never said that we would have never known that mike said something you was about to let us lie you you little slay i told her i'm just saying you missed and she didn't touch that that water this whole time we've been shooting for an hour right now how many times have i touched it three thank you yeah now now we got an actual carry a carry water it was like three i do recall no your fiance experimenting with everything maybe if i make it three different colors she'll start drinking they gotta make it shiny for her to drink it you gotta be cold though i feel it the water gotta be just right carrie gonna be in the desert uh i ain't drinking that too warm like i said she died of dehydration it was too warm okay uh my favorite tweet of the week i don't know if y'all gonna rock with this but this is funny to me first nigga to die to an rpg ain't deserves that not gonna lie no that must have been like shell shock like what is happening right now okay the next tweet says probably laughed at the nigga shooting it like yo did this nigga bring a trumpet to a gunfight bro that shit must have been crazy nigga definitely looked that bitch right in the eye like what the fuck oh my god damn okay that's all my tweets um anyway um that's been the podcast i appreciate y'all oh we actually have a podcast with uh carrie coming out she actually invited us this comes out on wednesday so i don't know when the actual podcast is gonna be out by here by now i don't know when it is cory's editing it right now oh okay so she doesn't she doesn't know when it's coming out but make sure you guys subscribe to her youtube page she does have a youtube page can you tell them what your youtube page is my youtube is just my name carrie noni c-a-r-i-e-n-o-n-i but brain squeeze pod is the audio of all of my podcasts the video that we did for the uh podcast with them the interview that's gonna be on my youtube carrie noni so audio no brain squeeze pod is the audio so is it gonna be on audio too yes brain squeeze pod will have the audio oh i'm just saying you just say there's gonna be on video okay i'm just making that shit mansplain and shit we gotta let women speak for themselves there's like they might not be no tickets for past live show hold on hold on hold on i don't even want to talk about the live show it's over bro okay sold out sold out if y'all want us to open up more tickets though um let us know and then uh maybe we got 25 more spots if y'all want to slide through and then crash dummies live.com we're gonna be in san francisco cali i mean it's a cali san francisco la um orlando tampa miami houston irving dallas dc i'm gonna slide through new york september 11th boston i think that's when we going i know but you said it like that on purpose oh i didn't i did new york why wouldn't i point out new york that's one of the major places you paused it man you just you and you set the date september 11th that's the date we're gonna be there yeah we are gonna be there that day man you might be there actually september 10th though but we'll be in the show is september 11th and then keep it playing y'all england london birmingham manchester we're gonna be there remember tickets at crash dummies live.com subscribe to our patreon 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