Pick Your Poison: A Halloween Girls' Night Gone Wrong | Episode 51

- I'm like, do you not feel safe? - I'll write it out, you can do the craft. - Put myself in dumb positions though. - I feel kind. - How is the accident if you know I hate that bitch? - You would be indifferent to having a stalker. - Do as I say, no, as I do. And don't do that. - I need a mustache crooked. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - And I'm Morticia Adams. - And we are the Adams family family. - Our kids are over there. - Being bad, as y'all can hear. - Yeah, being bad. - Yeah, menaces, my mustache might fall off. It just felt, but you know. - We don't make it do it, so today obviously is our Halloween episode. Happy Halloween. - I know, Halloween. - Happy day of the dead. - The day of costumes, the day of creation. - The heartbreak. - The creativity. - The creativity. - All the things, whatever you do to celebrate today. - Mm-hmm. - I have to leave her alone 'cause I will touch it the whole time. - Yeah, don't touch it. - Well, you know, everybody was talking about how normal I need to talk and then I talk more and now it's falling off. - I have some more adhesive chips back there, though. - Anyways. - Don't we miss it, since it's gone. - And I'm gonna leave it. - Yeah. - And I'm gonna just-- - Don't worry about it. - But it do us face. - All listeners, y'all have to watch us so y'all can see our costumes. - Welcome listeners. - Yes. - Hi listeners. - But, you know, if you wanna go on YouTube and see our costumes, you should. - What? (both laughing) - Kelsey's mustache just fell off listeners. - Where's the adhesive? Do you wanna go on YouTube? - I'm laughing because y'all missed the whole 30 minutes of them telling me. - Talk normal, talk normal. And I'm like, no, I can't because it's gonna fall off. - You're too expressive. - You know what you know. - So anyways. - Okay. - We're gonna start today's episode with the game. We're actually gonna have a couple of games today. - Yeah. - Everybody's fun. - You're gonna be fun if it's so light. - Fun and light-hearted for the holiday. So juicy's here. Oh my gosh, we have a full house. So obviously poppies here, juicy's here. And Gerardo is here. You guys have never met Gerardo before, but he's in the background. I don't know if you'll hear from him, but like, if you do hear an identified male voice, that's Gerardo. - Yes. - So full house today on set. - Yes, so, so exciting. - Oh. - Do you see what he's starting with, huh? - We're gonna start with ranking these horror movie situations from most desirable to least desirable for number one to number five. - Mmm. Okay, so we're gonna blindly rank a few scenario situations, topics. So the idea is she's gonna say one. We rank it one through five on our white boards, but we don't know what comes next. And then at the end, our list. - Then we can only use the number one. - Yes. - Oh my gosh, you guys. - Oh, look at our bugs. - Happy Halloween. - What is yours? - Mine says the reader. - What is your question? - The reader. - And mine says, oh, is it two different ones? - There's two different sayings on it. - Oh, okay, so mine is a ghost face, and one of them says, what's your favorite scary movie? - Which is obviously a scary movie. - Right, and the other one says, no, you hang up. - You remember that part of the movie? - No, you hang up. - Cheers. - I'm coffee in mine. - I have water. - Well, mine's almost done. I'm not gonna drink. - I've had so much caffeine, more than I've had like 400 milligrams of caffeine already. I'm still sleepy. - I know, that's not good for my heart. I don't think, if you're a listener or a watcher, don't do what I say, no, it's I do. And don't do that. I'm gonna drink some more caffeine. No, I'm not gonna lie. - Oh my gosh, I'm just gonna say it. - Okay, juicy. - You're ready? - We have option A, being trapped in a haunted house overnight. - Where did we rank that? - Okay, on a one to five. - Five is the worst or like-- - Five is like least favorite, the worst, whatever one is like top to top. Like that we actually like. - Mm-hmm. - Not sure where I have it. - Mm-hmm. - And then A, B, C, D, E. - Mm-hmm. - So this is A. - Mm-hmm. - A is being trapped in a haunted house overnight. - I feel like I'll be cool with that. - B is-- - Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. Just wait a second. Okay, wait. - Sorry. - For A. - Damn. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - B. - Realizing your best friend is possessed. - Oh, I did this wrong. - Okay, wait. - Okay. - I think I should do one, two, five. I'm like, could I-- - That's what I'm doing on the side. - That's what we're doing. - Okay. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - That's terrible. I feel like I can get worse. - Yeah, I feel like-- (laughing) - We don't judge. - Oh my God. - Maybe like Jennifer's body, like-- - Yeah. - I love that movie. - Yes, okay. - They would be like, kill her. I'm not gonna kill my-- - I can't keep. - Got me dragging her around. Like, come on, girl. - Being stalked by an unknown figure. I'm gonna go three for that one. - Don't tell us. - Oh, sorry. (silence) - Okay. (laughing) - She did it, tell us. - Sorry. - Okay, and then we have D, single ghost in your bedroom every night. - Oh. - Penelope. - D is finding out your house has a secret basement. - Oh, I did this so good. - Yeah, I like that. - I did this so good. - Okay. - Does that answer? - Sure. - Okay, yeah. You wanna go first, yeah, at least? I'll go first. - We can flip. - Okay. - That's for tonight. - That'd be awesome. - Are you putting it in your, no, put it in your POV. - You see? - Okay. - Okay, so for the first one, I put number three. What was the first question? - The first one, the number C was realizing your best friend is possessed. - No, no, the first one A. - The first one was being trapped in a haunted house. - I put three, would you put? - Two. - Okay, yeah. Okay, what was the second one? - The second one was realizing your best friend is possessed. - Where'd you put for that one? - Where'd it be? - I put four in that one, too. - Yeah. - Why could I live with that? - I don't think I could live with that. - I think you could. - I don't think I could. I just think, you know, exorcism or something. And we don't get it, you know? - We don't get it about you. - Yeah, we don't get that. - That's cool. - Janae, you could live with your best friend being a demon eating people and trying to eat you and trying to suck your soul out and trying to-- - Jennifer's body, she wasn't trying to kill her. It was like, you know, I could live with that. - Okay, what's the next one? - C is being stalked by a non-figure. Where'd we put C? - I put three. - I put five. That's pretty high on the list of things. I don't want to happen. (laughing) - Very valid. Very valid. - No. Okay, so the first one is supposed to be like, yeah, I like the best of the best. The bottom is supposed to be worse. So if you don't want that to happen, you should have ranked that number one. - Oh, I think we were, I was thoroughly confused because the best of the best does not indicate the worst scenario possible. - That the best of the best sounds like the best scenario possible. - But I'm saying, okay, in this case, but I'm saying like, one is always like, okay, like I'm the most scared of this. - Like the worst. - That's not how to clips beyond YouTube. I'm just following up the YouTube speak. - No, I'm saying. It makes sense that number one would be the worst scenario that you don't want to happen. However, when you say it as the best, no, in the way that you described it, okay, okay. - Yeah, I was not thinking that that was the. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - It's that and off when you said five being the worst, I was like, oh, that's an interesting way to put that. - Okay. - Operator here. - I'm sorry. - Okay. - So. - Hmm. - Then next one, we have my name. - We'll start with a new scenario. - But we fudge this one up. However, we're just gonna keep going. - Okay, so what did you rank the stalker? - See, 'cause like, no, what number did you rank the stalker? - Oh, I thought it would make your answer make more sense than it does in. So you would be indifferent to having a stalker. 'Cause like, they're not gonna mess with you. So it's like, there's not no context for me to like, really make it like the best of the worst. It's just like, if you won't be here. - I'm gonna show. - Okay, and then the last one, E, finding it. - No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - We're new D, we do D. - We do D. - I'm sorry, D. Sing a ghost in your bedroom every night. - I ranked that as a number two. - I ranked that as the one, 'cause like, that don't bother me that bad either. What is the number one one the least the least the situation you least wants to experience is number one Hmm, what did you do? The one I would most want to experience The one that you're least afraid of you put Yeah, and Kelsey you put the one that you're most afraid of Same, okay, so you did the same thing. Yeah, okay So your D is where did you put my D is number two? Okay, my number one. That's what the one you're most afraid of out of all of them No, we number one is the least afraid. Yeah, and then five is the most afraid Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Okay, so that's two for me. That's one for you Yeah, cuz I you make friends with the ghost Yeah, I don't think I don't think that would be the scariest option out of all of them. Okay, what's what's the question for you? Finding out your house has a secret basement Yeah, that's number one. That's like the least scary thing. Yeah, would you put I made it five but like, you know We're ranking them blindly. So all I have is five That's not that great of one. This is too tough Okay, let's start over with more clarity. Yeah, now that we For this one, we're going to be ranking the horror villains with number one being the scariest villain Okay, okay, number one is the scariest number five. Okay. Okay, villain. Okay, so these are just one word answers So we can write that story. Well, how many how many is it five? Mm-hmm. Okay, so let me I'm ready Well, hey go space From screen. Oh from screen. Oh, you said one is the scariest one is the most terrifying this is a joke Be Freddy Krueger He only comes in your dreams, right? I don't want none of you scary. Yes Can they not scare me go? I was scared than that's a child. Okay, that's fear. I just Love scary movies. I just started watching your dream, right? Yeah I don't know how to jump in see Michael Myers Which one is he he had the white like hockey mask? This is kind of hard, okay The Chucky Dang, I don't think I'm a like who's my number one who's the last one is Pennywise Pennywise is so scary. I don't love my least All right, let's reveal. Okay, one, two, three I Pennywise. Okay, what was a aid was go space? I write the five. Okay, so he's a joke I'm gonna call him my phone print call But okay, but in the real screen he don't be you know like in the real screen I guess he a little scarier than scary movie, but like he's still a joke dang. I wish they would have put you Know who I probably would have been like the most scared of who do you want to play a game? And jigsaw would have been on there jigsaw jigsaw would have been my number one. Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you that little doll Cuz then he like that will put in me to sleep and then I wake up somewhere random. That's the scary part And he like actually like tortures. Yeah, yeah, like Pennywise you gotta go to which I think is really my number one. Yeah, same. Okay, who was B B was Freddy Krueger. I play my three me two indifferent only because I got a sleep. Yeah, you know, I'd love to sleep. I could lose a dream. So That'd be like how do you do like sit and trying to take Adderall trying to stay up and on how to lose a dream and then you can control it You know You know, that's not really like the easiest thing to do like on the spot. No, I'm not on the spot. Or if you practice long enough So I gotta prepare for you Okay, who will see C was Michael Myers, I put my two. Yeah, I listen to the same and then D chuggy. I'll show her I'd be like if you don't get show little uh, yeah, check. He's a joke over in Pennywise. Yeah, I put number one Which I'm so mad that that's all I have love cuz he's not scary. Yeah, well Pennywise with jigsaw. Okay, I don't be in the streets of it for Pennywise to scare me. I ain't gonna hold you jigsaw maybe me myself Yeah, then you want to play a game. Oh Yeah, I don't want to say man And this is the way is like he's gonna wait he's gonna make you wait out the hour to like do the game So it's not like you'd be like just ending now and the deaths are always so painful and extreme like getting grinded up like minced meat. Yeah, getting ripped apart But that's one of my favorite somebody into like beating me to death. Yeah, that's one of my favorite like scary movie franchises cuz it's actually That's like the only movie as a kid that I was actually scared of. Oh, no, I'm scared of all of them I still love jeepish creepers and check. Yeah, I like all of them. I like them all but I was still very scared Like I have nightmares for sure that first saw that came out girl I did not want to sleep because you know in the beginning where they're like they kidnapped the her from her room So they're in the closet girl that first one put me in her frenzy. Oh Okay, what's the next one miss juicy? Let's do rank these places to be trapped overnight number one being the least terrifying place to be stuck It's another five. Mm-hmm. They're all five. Okay. Okay. Hey, we have abandoned hospital Are there are there patients in there? Oh, we said abandoned we Same thing one is the scariest five is the least scary, right? One is the least scariest five is the most scariest for this one Unless you want to keep it we keep changing it. That's what it's saying Okay, but to say one is most terrifying five is the least terrifying. Okay, abandoned hospital. Is it a mental hospital or regular hospitals? Because I need context. Okay, I'm so sorry. I'm so so so sorry. We said one is the scariest this right? Okay Beside one put most and beside five put least and we'll just keep it consistent for the rest hospital I've been a hospital be concert mansion See we have an empty school Wait a second. Sorry. Wait a second. How do you ever seen Silent Hill? Mm-hmm. How do you see Silent Hill? Yeah Okay, wait. Did you answer already? Yeah, okay. What are you doing? I'm telling you For the empty school Okay, all right. Can't see I'm so stressed out. The is cemetery. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm. Okay, and then ease and abandoned amusement park I almost liked my list. They got me with that last one. Let's read it. Okay. Okay. What is the most terrifying? Okay, we thought the three are scary. Okay, so for Because these mustaches fall off. Can you imagine go on a date and like you try to add some hair to your mustache to make it the care and keep And minute cuz you all sweaty on the upper lip Them two pay videos. They be stay. I love those videos When they be going on as the man again, no, okay, what would you do if you were On the date with somebody and he like, you know, go to go take a drink in his his two-way star slide in I'm gonna lie. I think I would just ignore it. Let him have a good time. Janae his two pays right here on his face I would have to say nothing you feel it Like what I'm gonna say So what would your face say my face would probably say everything but I wouldn't like call him out. Yeah, my eyes would be like Micah, what would you say? Wait, what if you're gonna say a man's two-way star sliding That's what Michael, Michael would literally be like Would you run to the bathroom? Have you ever done that? Have you ever went to the bathroom on somebody and never came back? No, I'm too kind Have you? No, but I have got up and walked out during a day and just twice actually See, yeah, you know, I'm asleep Okay, do we do A already what's A? A was Abandoned hospital. I put four. I put three I was indifferent about them. B was haunted mansion. I put two. I put four I'm ranking them blindly. I thought something better was gonna come Then a haunted mansion. Yeah, I'm more scared of the hospital in the mansion I'm thinking you know what I was thinking of when they when she's a haunted mansion I'm gonna have like via silent But see no, I thought when I said hospital. That's why I said is it an insane asylum? Where's it a regular hospital? Because insane asylum would have been number one for me. Yeah, but that's what I'm thinking like what I'm doing looney That would have been number one, but like a regular hospital with like you died. Yeah, I put four. Yeah, I put four because like Can be scary, but not haunted mansion though. I can hold you I can take the chance of like, okay, you might be nice I'm not gonna hold you. I'm gonna have to - Yeah, they're all pretty angry, angry mob. What was C? - The school. - The empty school. - All I was thinking about was Silent Hill. - I'm not going to lie. - I put three. - I put five. - Huh, interesting. - That's my problem. I just always think something better is gonna go. - And then they just get worse. - Yeah, the school I put three, 'cause honestly, the school may be. - Number one. - No. - What was B? - The Hansa Mansion. - I don't know. - The cemetery. - Well, that was one for me. - I put one for the cemetery too. - Yeah, I don't want to be a no cemetery. - Yeah, no. That's what I'm saying. That's a lot of spirits. (laughing) - That's a lot of spirits. - And I'm thinking about like, okay, so you know how the cemetery is down here? They'll be like, where are the cemeteries and stuff? - Uh-huh. - And he was racist. (buzzer) - So, cemetery. - That's number one. - Oh, my God. - Can you imagine? - Wait a second. - Can you imagine being haunted by a racist- - That's what I was saying. - Imagine being, like, by an old house and then, like, oh, you hear it's like the whip. - Oh, my God. - What is it called? Every five minutes you love, what's up with that stuff? - He would be so mean. - That's the last one. - That would be a good concept for a scary movie though. And it means some part, oh, that was five for me. - I don't want to talk about the story. They thought there would be a haunted, this black couple at this, they haven't a some cabin for the weekend. And they was talking about their experiences while they were there. And they felt like the spirit was racist. - Is the mic on? - Oh, okay. - What made them think it was racist? What was they saying? - Okay, so, you know, on topic of things that are scary, this isn't a scary movie, but something like this would be scary to me. You know that movie with Janelle Monet? What is it called? Not yet to go on. No, she's in it and she's like this high-power CEO and they kidnapped her and take her to like this like slavery and actement thing and she become, you've never seen that? What is it called? - Janelle Monet, the singer? - Yes, she's in it. I cannot think of the name of it, but that would be scary to me. - Wait, what is it? - I don't know. I can't remember what the name of the movie is, but she's like this high-power like CEO or something like that, like a medical journalist or something I think maybe. But anyways, they kidnapped her and they take her to this place that they re-enact slave times and stuff like that, but they're living it in real life. Their whole mantra is to kidnap a bunch of black professionals and then bring them in. - Yes, and put them back in a girl. And imagine waking up in your 2026 brain and now you have to start acting like this is the 1800. Oh, good. - And I don't like you to have to kill me. - Well, she made it out, but I cannot believe you've never seen that. - I can't answer with her. - I think they tried. - Like they were actually. - Yeah, girl, yeah, she was getting whipped and everything and glad how we had to sleep with the owner and think, girl, yes, that's so up here. I haven't even seen that. - Yeah, I've never even heard of it. - Never. - I think it might be called Annabelleum. - I'm gonna look it up. - Yeah, that's good. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - So what would you do? - I do like how she did. She found herself home and caught them people. - So you would just play the role, I'm not gonna lie. - Yeah, I think I would. - No, she didn't play the role, she was like losing it until she was like, okay, I gotta get the fuck out of here. - Y'all gonna have to. I'm gonna act up so bad, y'all gonna have to. - She was acting up and they would get, must they still get right with me? Not gonna hold you, y'all not have to. - Yeah, no, oh my God, yeah, that's y'all's next movie. - Nah, y'all gotta watch that. - And to Bella. - But that's scary to me, like, that's something I'll be like. - Just take me out. - Next game is, pick your poison. - Okay. - Okay, what is pick your poison? - So we have 10 questions, two bad options, no escaping. The rules are, you're presented with two difficult choices. You must choose one, no loopholes, no third option, and no it depends. - Okay. - It's gonna be really tough for David and Janay. You know, they don't like answering questions directly. - No, it depends. - I need context. That's gonna be my next thing. It's layers and then. - It's a mustache crooked. - I just, you don't need me saving it. - When I started laughing randomly, I was like, man, mustache crooked. - Okay. - I thought you was just laughing at it. I didn't think you was crooked. - No. - It was, it was doing one of these. - Yeah, I got me talking about it. - Okay. - All right. - Okay, so we'll just put one or two, or A or B? - One or two, or A or B. - What you wanna do, A or B or one or two? - One or two. - Okay. - Number one, would you rather marry someone who is everything you've ever wanted, emotionally, mentally, and physically? But you'll struggle financially for the rest of your life. Or would you rather marry someone who gives you financial freedom, stability, and an incredible lifestyle, but you'll never experience deep, romantic love with them? - I always said we don't want it too. - We don't want it too. - Dude, do we get a follow-up? - Yep. - It says no. - No problems. - No, no third options, no it depends. - Ready? - Mm. - Let. - It's, man. - I've got one. It's layered. It said no follow, but this is my, so like I can't ask whatever question I wanna ask. - Does that mean he will financially struggle, or does that mean that like I can-- - It says we, no, it says you'll struggle financially for the rest of your life. - That's why I put two, because then I would just get like a boyfriend that I really loved. - Yeah, that's probably a better option. - Yeah. - What would be the point of being with, staying married with the, because if I really love you, you probably, like if I'm taking care of everything like that, why would I not gonna leave? - One person is someone that is emotionally and mentally compatible with you. - Yeah, you don't have the time to take care of any person that is financially. - I get a poor boy. - 'Til you find out I'll leave you. - Mm-hmm. - And now you're in this scenario of one without the love. - I know. - Well, no, I'm being in love with the poor boy and we just be broke. - She probably won't leave you too, you know. - She don't got no money, no money, no money, no money. - You are my sugar mama. - All right, number two. Would you rather discover that your best friend has secretly resented your success for the last five years but has never acted against you? Or discover that your best friend genuinely wants the best for you but accidentally revealed your most personal secrets to someone you despise? - Mm-hmm. - It's a layer. (laughing) - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's say the first scenario. One more time. - The first one is you discover that your best friend has secretly resented you but she's never acted upon it but she's always resented you. - Next question. (laughing) - Or the second scenario is she cares about you but disclosed one of your deepest personal secrets. - I might ask it accidentally to somebody that you hate. - Mm-hmm. - How's the accident if you know I hate that bitch? - I don't know. - I ain't put nothing in it. Why are you over here looking? (laughing) Are you up here? That's why you must dash following. - Are you over here looking? - I know you not talking weed. - Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - I. - I'll plead the fifth. - It literally says that you can't see that. - You see what I said that. - What did I say at the beginning? - When you set the frame right. - Okay, you know what I'm saying? - You want to see what I'm right, first of all. - I already got my answer. - Oh, I wrote my answer. (laughing) - Maybe someone is not accident because you know I ain't like that bitch. (laughing) - So how is the accident? - How? - It's not my real answer because I wouldn't answer this question. - Okay, that's all crazy. I put one too. - Yeah, we both put one. - Because yeah, I don't understand how that could be accident. - Yeah, that's what's tripping me up the accidental part. - I think that in this scenario ignorance is bliss. And if she resents me and I don't know, I think I would prefer that over knowing that she would - No one that she wants to meet. - Because why even if I despise them? - Yeah, why are you talking to them? - That's why I say that's not my accident. - You'd be forgiven the wrong stuff. - What would you pick? - The first one. - Yeah, number one. - I don't think it would be an accident. - I don't see how it could. - But if you were in it, then she accidentally did that. Then I would forgive her. - If you were moving with loyalty anyway, you wouldn't even be in the initial incident. - Yeah, that would be an accident. - The only way I could see me in an accident, if like, do you suspect somebody or something. - Demon possess somebody that you're friends with and you're talking to them. - Okay, now it's actually gonna be crazy. - That's the right accident. - Yeah. - True. - It's a little bit more far-fetched. - Yeah. - Number three, the body that you want was you'd rather have your dream body for the rest of your life, but you can never eat purely for pleasure again. Or, eat whatever you want without restrictions, but never feel completely satisfied with your physical appearance. - Oh, that's easy. - I'm interested to see which I'll say. - Yeah. - I like food. This is my observation, right? Just 'cause I say it don't make it true. You love food, but you are also incredibly vain. I am. I don't think that you would give up, I think you would give up your love for food before you would give up your love for your physical. I don't know. 'Cause I didn't say you was like, disgusted, you're just not fully satisfied. Who says you're not happy? I don't know. You're never completely satisfied. I was about to say nobody's completely satisfied with the way they look. You always want to change something. But in this scenario, you are completely satisfied with your body for the rest of your life. I'll take a little fupa. I'll take the body with a side of air pie for the rest of my life. Maybe I'm starving. What will we react to this question? What is the show? We're going to react to the same question. We'll see if I'll really feel that way. We'll start a game in 30 pounds, starving herself to have the best physique of her life. That's what I said. We're all being true here. All right. Number four, be ugly truth. Would you rather hear an unfiltered recording of everything your closest friends have ever said about you when you're not around or have your closest friends here every negative thought you've ever had about them, including the thoughts you never meant or believed? So tell my secrets or sell their secrets? Reveal their innermost thoughts or reveal your innermost thoughts. That's easy. Which one is the second one is what? The second one is you're here, your friends. Or a negative thought, including. Wait, I thought that was the first one. The first one is they hear your thoughts. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The second one is have your friends here everything that you thought, negative thought about them, even if it wasn't accurate. Or meant to be believed. Ready? I feel like y'all hear all my thoughts. Yeah, I'm going to say we be. Yeah, we're pretty honest. Y'all hear all my honest. I'm neeping a hide. Number five, the motherhood dilemma. Would you rather become a mother and discover that although you love your children, deeply, you genuinely dislike the lifestyle of a motherhood? Or she's not to have children, but a beautiful life, but spend your later years wondering what happened, whatever you missed. Wondering whether you missed I don't have something irreplaceable. I feel like 96% of moms already leave. Number one. You know the trend, we both put number two. You know the trend that's like. Ah, how does it go? It's like. Talking about their worst nightmare. And it's like me waking up with the husband who hates me and never wants to see me like. You don't know the trend I'm talking about. You know, I really grinds my gears. That's like a big trend. I don't think it's current right now. Maybe a couple of weeks ago. But it was like my worst nightmare. And then it's like some facetious surface level thing. Number one is my worst nightmare. Having kids and then hating my entire existence because I had the kids. Like you said. I must add a conversation to one of my clients. She had four kids. She's like, "I will never do this again." This don't match my lifestyle. I want to be a. She was like, "I just be thinking like them. I really should have thought this through before I did this." I'm like. I mean, I still be doing my little one too, but like having kids don't really match this type of. That's my girl that looked her. That is my worst nightmare. She said, "I just don't match my lifestyle. I want to be a. Number seven. Take them cues that they did he has. Take them to a lady house. The relationship confession. Would you rather find out your partner was physically unfaithful once immediately regretted it and never repeated it? Or discover your partner has never physically cheated but has been emotionally in love with someone else for years. One. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's pretty. I can't. Yeah. You love that? You love them? The personality problem. Would you rather become completely self-aware of every toxic trait you possess but struggle to change them? Or. I'm sorry, go ahead. Can you read that again the last part? Would you rather become an objectively kinder, healthier person without ever understanding what was wrong with your previous behavior? Like, one is my kind of life. I'm very aware, but you know, they should change it for real. The best struggle to change. You know it's so funny. You know what? Because they're being objectively nicer. He's like, "Do you even know she's wrong?" The lesson is in the learning. So you can choose to be very self-aware of all of your things. But not be able to change them. Or unaware of those things, but change them. How are you going to change what you don't know? What's worse, to live in it while you know it? I'm just. The question said you don't know what you did wrong. What's your answer? That's how I thought of it. Me? I think the way the question the second one is worded is a little bit vague because I mean, obviously I would want to be a more kinder and healthier version of myself with the knowledge or without the knowledge. But like knowing what I'm doing wrong will also help me be a better person. No, but that's not the scenario. It's not the scenario. The scenario is even though you don't understand. That's yeah, you're right. You're better. So whether you understand or not. You still end up being a better version of yourself and a better person. So like, I would forfeit the knowing and understanding of that meant that I was actually a better person. What was you picked? Swing the mic. Swing the mic. Swing the mic. Swing the mic. We're going to hear from Gerardo. I pick number two because it lead to living a more fulfilling life. Honestly, most simply, that's the best way I could put it. I pick number two because it's David speaking. I pick number two because I own a business and there's a lot of things I did wrong in business, but I'm doing better. So like, I don't know what I did wrong, but I'd rather be better, not even knowing what I did wrong. Yeah, I think I'd rather. Then to know, oh, I'm not going to be successful in business because I keep doing this and keep doing it. So I think that's my mindset. I'll just put it back to business. Yeah, I would forfeit the knowing if that meant that I could have been a better person. It's layered. I think it's layered. Because all the more people would want to know, I feel like I've been needing to know, but I still would forfeit that. I want to know. I understand everything everybody's saying. But like, I'm going to just wake up one day and be like, I'm healed and never know. If I could wake up. If I could wake up. Hey, not need some medicine. I think, you know, when you put it like that. Just be better. If you put it like that. If I woke up and didn't need any meds. Like, imagine. Huh. Clarity. Clarity. I feel kind. I feel. Understanding. That's a pain for your meal. You're like, what? Yes. I could get caught off in traffic and just be like, oh, they needed to get there first. Like, apps are flutely. Give me whatever drug that is. Crack. Crack. Crack. DMT. Crack makes me happy. That's all I'm saying. You can be walking through. They don't want it. They can be happy. And they be skinny. Skinny? Crack has to be happy. They be happy. You've never seen an upset crack hit. And crackheads have so much sex. They got energy. Do you think so? Crack makes you very sexual. Yeah. They probably got all tight. And they got great bodies. They're always talking about how like after doing crack, they're like gay. Because they just any and everybody. Charlie Sheen. Did you watch his documentary? Mm-hmm. But I heard it was gay. Intense. Yeah. He talks about that. He's like, you just have sex with anybody. He's like. You know, I don't know if I had urges before. But I definitely did after. After. Yeah. That was honest. Very honest. Yeah, he is. It's a very interesting documentary. Privilege. It just shows you what privilege gets you. It looks like. Yeah. Must be normal. In a world made for white men. Number 10. Would you rather have the opportunity to see exactly how your life would have turned out if you've made different choices but never be able to change your current reality? Or be able to change one major decision from your past without knowing whether the consequences will affect your life a better or worse? That's a good one. Can you read it again? Mm-hmm. Number one. Would you rather have the opportunity? So, the butterfly effect. Mm-hmm. And we see how that turned out, right? But it's like, I don't know if I really want to. You know? How about you just answer these? You're not the one answering the questions. What was number one? Would you rather. Right, read the whole thing again, just because Davis don't want that. Would you rather have the opportunity to see exactly how your life would have turned out if you've made different choices, but you can never change your reality? So you can see your future. That's number one. But you can't do anything about it, basically. Or number two, be able to change your past, but not one decision. One decision. Just one decision. Just one decision. Right. I'm trying to see what your marker drew. I don't know what answer would I pick. Hmm. I think that's too much information for me. It's a no higher effort. I put number two, nanny put number one. That's too. Like, yeah, again, like, I don't know what. What do you do with the information that you can't change? That would drive me crazy. I would choose to plead the fifth, honestly. I would not take the wish from the Genie. I'd be like, you go back. You didn't go back. Yeah, I don't care. Like, I'm living this life right now. I'm gonna be honest. I don't. I don't like that question, because I don't share. I don't care to change anything in the past or future. Like, I'm on whatever path I'm on. And that is what it is. But like, that's like when people would be like, Oh, I'm on a fast way to just see who I'm gonna marry. I don't want to see nothing. Because then I feel like, you're doing things. You're gonna be doing things to try to put you in a position. But I don't want to change anything from the past. Because like, the butterfly effect. You see that man? He was armless and legless. Yeah, I think I would still change one thing in a post to trying to see every. I would change everything. Even if that's what I'm saying. Or going to work versus not going to work or something. Yeah. But like, I don't think I need to know. Making life versus the right thing. Okay. I don't need all that information. I change my answer. Okay. We both put two. Two. Mm-hmm. The loyalty test is the last one I believe. Keep that friendship for life knowing your silence allowed her to make a decision that permanently changed her future. Or would you rather lose her friendship because you told your friend the truth she desperately needed to hear. Wait, can't. Sorry, can you read it again? Mm-hmm. Would you rather keep the friendship for life knowing that your silence allowed her to make a decision that permanently changed her future? Good or bad? Or would you rather lose the friendship because you told your friend a truth she desperately needed to hear? You said good or bad? Mm-hmm. It doesn't specify. Whether or not the decision changed her life in a good way or a bad way. You still kept silent. Yeah, I didn't. You got to a truth on both sides. - Would you be telling the truth though? - Like, what are you saying? - He said, "I've set a sake of the question, we should do for good, set a for good and bad." So you kept something silence that you knew would make her life better. - Like I didn't tell her something that would make her life better, and you kept the friendship, and you kept the friendship. - Let's make it very serious this time. - Our friendship. - Okay. - I didn't tell you something that would make your life better. - Or you lost our friendship because you told me something that you thought would make my life better, right? - Or you lost our friendship because she told you something that you desperately needed to hear. - Yeah, so. - If we were talking about our friendship, let me talk about the mother (laughs) - Yeah, I think that if I, if like, we both put one, I think we all know by now Kelsey is more than like the intro. - I put you at first though, because I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I don't know. I put two at first. That would be like my instinct if it wasn't you have to lose the friendship. If I have to shut the fuck up one good time, you know, everybody is in charge of their own life. So I'm pretty sure what I was doing. And you had to say something. I think you will lose me doing to doing crack. Like, if you don't keep doing crack like, okay. That's what I'm thinking. Like if it's something extreme like that, I will lose the friendship. Like, I'm trying to be honest about you. You wouldn't see it through if I was doing crack. If I tried to do every, if I tried to tell you and try to do things to help you, you still want to do crack. I can go hold you. You got to crack on your own. Like, I do a lot of things, but crack is where I drop the line. You're like, now if you was like, you know, doing a lot of show and whatever, but like, you doing, you're smoking quick or like, you should wear one up or something. No, I ain't going to hold you. I don't think I wouldn't be your friend. Maybe we wouldn't be as close. I don't think I wouldn't like. Now if you're doing like, I feel like sex trafficking people or something like that, but I don't know you doing crack. I'd be very sad, but I don't think I was like, not as close as losing the friendship. What you mean? You going to go hang out with me while I'm doing crack? Definitely not. Exactly. But like, I think I would stay around trying to help as much as like, yeah, like, I think I would keep trying as much as you could until they're calling you at midnight asking for a place to live. No, I get that. And like, no, but I would visit you on the street and be like, I would bring you food. I would bring people by to like, help you like, want to go to rehab. I would think you look at the crack. I wouldn't ditch you over crack. I'd have it have to be something that you're like doing to like other people. That's not good. Like you all crack and then you killing people. Yeah, or like you like selling babies or like, you know, other stuff. But yeah, you know, I guess now you can know that I'll write it out even through the crack. Be rest assured. You don't write a lot of things, but you know, I never put you through the crack test. I don't know. I don't know. We've written for a lot of things, but quack. That is so rich coming from you because that is where you draw the line. That's what I said. I would do a lot of things, but crack is like, whack. Yeah. And y'all know, I said, I don't know. The crack has been like, still in. Like, you ever been on a real crackhead? Like spent time with the crackhead? Mm-hmm. It's the worst. But I'm saying, that's different. See them on the street. I've seen crackhead on the street. Remember who was like, really on drugs? No, I'm cutting it. You really don't cut me off? I do. I want to do crack now just to see. Like I said, family members who are on like real, there's no limit to what they're still from you. They're live to you. I don't really see how you morally are. You become a different person. That's why people who have family members who are on drugs and not just making solve our drugs, but it could be a number of other things that you did. But like, it gets to a point where, yes, it gets hard to try to maintain that because it's like, you're not even yourself. You're acting in a way that like, you know, bro, they doing all types of stuff. I ain't going to hold you. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think you'd be like close and like at our house and stuff. But like I said, I think I would still go visit you and like bring you food. You got to find me first. I would love. No, but like, yeah, because like, imagine for what I follow this crackhead, she's a recovering crackhead on TikTok. And she was like on software underbelly. Her man. And on the episode, she was saying her dad promised to get her teeth done if she stopped doing crack or whatever like that. And she stopped doing crack. And she's like on TikTok. And when I first found her, she, I think she was like six or eight months sober. And she'd be chugging away. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not possible. Hmm. You're just saying you wouldn't write it out. Would you write it out if I was a crackhead? You know, I'll come bring you food. I was going to say they don't become a crackhead. Say for example, like you need it money for a bill or money for like something for real like health wise. And then I find out the health wise reason didn't get taken care of. And then you got to, you went and smith it on credit. So money is where you draw the line. No, I draw the line where you like, where you like not even taken care of yourself. And like, I'm constantly pouring into you money wise to take care of yourself. Money is where you draw the line. You keep making up with these scenarios. That's what's going to happen. Yeah, you talking about some, oh, I would write it out until this happens. You're not going to have the time until that happens. Shake them up. Oh, baby, I need to run the target and go buy some fucking crack. What do you mean? Point is what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, at that point where I'm constantly pouring in money and you're not taking that help. At that point, there's nothing I can do. So when the love of your life jeopardizes that coin, then it's appropriate. But when you're doing crap, life does not take the help after I try to help. That's the point, though. That's like the whole premise of drug addicts and like addicts in general, if they're not taking the help. She can never be out of being an addict. And she's an actor to rest her life. Then at that point, that's where it's just like, I literally have tried everything. This girl's a crack head. I can't. I'm not going to lie. I think that I know, like, you can't. I think that I would, again, I think there would be distance in the friendship. I don't think I would ever just like, I would always look. I would always go find y'all. I would always try to bring you food, I would always, I would never just like abandon. - I was saying I would abandon you, but it would just like. - Did I see it? - Well, how about the other, oh, she a cracker now. Do you still talk to her? I'll be going to go visit her. - If you're too far gone, I can just like wish you the best and hope the best and if I see you, okay, cool, but like, it's nothing I can do in that situation. - Okay. Next question. - Those were it for that segment. We have the next segment till death do us parts. - Okay. - So basically I'll give you a scenario and you'll say you're thugging it out till death or not, you're a rest in peace. - So crack, not till death, come this way. - All right, first scenario we have, you've been married for six years when you discover your spouse has secretly run a 45,000 in credit card debt. They weren't gambling or cheating. They were helping struggling family members and hiding it because they were ashamed. So that are a rest in peace. - Well, you know, good thing you're not being asked the question. Ready? - Yeah. - I would be so dead. - 45,000 that ain't nothing. - Yeah, not many that ain't nothing. - 45,000 dollars is a lot of money, however common. - That's a student loan. - You know, like we can, we can figure that out. - You're gonna have to wrap it on up, though, after that, you know, for show, but. - Yeah, I'm not gonna leave you. - Yeah, no. - Gotta try a little harder than that. - Mm-hmm. - You'd sell your closest friend something deeply personal and makes it clear stays between you two. A week later, you found out she told her friend, partner of the best friend. When you come front to her, she says, that's my person and we tell each other everything. She doesn't think she betrayed you and refuses to apologize. 'Til death or rest in peace. - It's lair. - I say it's lair, but. - Okay. - Yeah. - You both are worse than peace. - But that's just like, I don't know if that context, because there's certain stuff that I tell Kelsey that like, I know she's gonna tell you, even if I don't tell you. - But it's the lair, she says, she, y'all make it clear that it stays between you two. - Mm-hmm, yeah. - So Nana. - I think it was that, like, you make it clear, but also after addressing it and you're like, you don't think that it's the same thing at all. - Yeah, that's the question. - You're gonna keep doing that and like, not seeing the air of your way. So yeah, at that point. - Rest in peace. - Not much else we can do. - Agreed. - You and your partner have been together for eight years. You both wanted kids and you built your future around that dream. They're not of nowhere. They tell you they've changed their mind. They're sure they don't want children, but they still want to marry you and be together. So death or rest in peace. - We both put RIP. - Same. - I was someone who was super, super, super gung-ho and having kids. Someone who did not want kids would be a deal breaker for me. - Yeah. - Or vice versa. - Yeah, or if I'd be changing. If I said I don't want no kids now, all of a sudden you agree, you want kids. - Yeah, also a deal breaker. - My partner decided that they didn't want children like on a random Wednesday. Like yeah, I don't think I want kids anymore. I think I'll be perfectly fine with that. - I think you're such a liar. - Yeah, I was like, Adam, I think. - It's not my kids though. - Yeah, I think you're such a liar. - Yeah, I feel like no, for people who really want to be parents, that's a make or break for them. - It wasn't like I wanted to be, it just happened. - Yeah, in your situation, but with the situation, if you really want kids, I don't see you being like, oh, I'll forfeit my legacy and my whatever the hell else y'all be saying, love kids. - From that perspective, a person on the business and everything, but from the perspective of like living life with the no responsibility at that level, I definitely would be okay. - I think maybe you now, I think you a decade ago. - Yeah. - No, no. - Gerardo, what do you think? - You got like, is he to what? - Yeah, that's true, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, that's just like, that's just a, that's a huge deal, burger. - Yeah, and compatibility. - Yeah, y'all aren't compatible at that point. - Honestly, I think it's very, if you really like someone, you'd be okay like letting them go for five days. - Yeah, like, okay, like it's fun. Like me, I'm just like, we can't work out for us, but you know, whatever. - But no, I don't want you to say anything though. - Go find your happy kids. - Yeah, like if you want to be with somebody who doesn't want kids, be with that person, but I want kids. - Yeah, you care enough about them to let them go find with somebody else, I agree. - Yeah, I'd be pissed if we like make an agreement not to have kids and then. - Yes. - I'd be so irritated. - I'd be so. - Yeah, that's a good thing. - You can't, yeah. - All stuff like that, it's like, you gotta think about it. - Yeah, yeah. - Once you say what you say, that's it. - Speak now or forever, hold your peace. And let's y'all are both like, both thinking about it, up in the air, and then later it changed. Maybe that's a different situation, 'cause it's like, at one point we were both like, uh, kinda, but again, gun hoe about doing it and I'm like, you know. - I can understand how someone can say, like, oh, I don't want kids and then they accomplishings in their life and whatever happens and they change their mind. I can understand that, however, comma, I still wouldn't, we would slap the part ways. - Yeah, absolutely, you know, like, yeah. Like, I could see how that happened for you, but that didn't happen for me. - Sorry. - Still don't want any crime snatchers around here. - Excuse me. - Do you see? - Next question, you've been with your partner for years. They're loyal, kind, and dependable, but they've stopped trying to grow. No goals, no new plans, no interest in changing anything. They're happy with the life we've built together. You're starting to feel like the only one who's still trying to become someone new. - Man, context really is. - Yeah. 'Cause like, at what point are we there? You have to say, are we? You know how old are we? - Yeah. - Let's say current, let's say today. - Okay, I got it. - This is probably a little bit cheating, but. - Yeah, I put RIP boys' layers. She put, if we're poor, RIP, if we're rich 'til death. - Yeah, because it's like, why aren't you still striving for more? Like, I don't know, if we're robbing people to pay Paul. - It's so crazy. We don't have no health insurance and all this other stuff. - Yeah, we don't have the time. - We don't have the time for you to be like, oh, this is so great. I'm listening to this book right now. I think they're making a movie about it. But basically this lady who's like an influencer who portrays like the tradwife lifestyle, but isn't really living the tradwife. She has help for everything. She has nanny. She has electric like kitchen appliances. She has like, she doesn't really make anything from scratch. She hasn't made her whatever. But she's living, she's like promoting this trad lifestyle. And she's on women for not wanting to be tradwives, right? She wakes up one day and she's like in the 50s. And she's got four kids. - And you have to really. - And she's actually like having to get up and make her sourdough bread and all these things, right? And having your brain fart, what are we? Oh, so anyways. So like we're going through a storyline in two timelines. One is the timeline of her in her real life, like how her and her husband got together. He's like the son of a governor or a senator or something filthy rich. And she's raised ultra, ultra, ultra Christian. And just knows from the beginning of time that she wants to be a wife and all these things, right? And then the timeline of her like in the mud. So in this timeline over here, she's so pissed at him because he graduated from Harvard. And he doesn't want to get a job. And she's like, you're a man. Like this is so embarrassing. Like you're supposed to be working hard. Like I never knew that you were just like such a man child. And he's like, let's just go travel. Like they have a kid. He's like, let's go to Italy. Let's go travel. Let's go like see the world. And she's like, no, you need to work. And in my head, I'm like, I'm gonna hold you like for rich. Like yeah, let's go see the world. Like, and maybe that'll spark interest. But like you just want him to work just to work. Like not even because he's gonna, like they're filthy rich. So yeah, well, if that's the situation, then yes, if we're filthy rich, and we have the means to go to the world and go and just really live how we can chill. But I'm not gonna hold you. Like I said, we're robbing Peter to pay Paul. Yeah, you don't know how you're gonna pay our rates to work. Yeah, no. This is so itch. I gotta go. It's okay. Yeah, I will out here and you can go have to make some shake. This one is the friend who watched you get dragged. Added in a party, someone publicly humiliates you. Yeah, best friend is sitting right there and says nothing because a person attacking you is also her friend. Later, she tells you the person was completely out of line. She says she stayed quiet because she didn't want to make the scene worse. So death or girl, rest in peace. All right, that's a girl going to you. I said rest in hell, because excuse me. I don't think that needs further explanation. You and your best friend built a business together then you discover she's been negotiating a major opportunity behind your back. She says the offer came to her personally and she didn't want to ask her what's losing it by bringing the business into it. Now she wants to keep the opportunity, the business, and your friendship. Again, it doesn't need further explanation. Was that the last one? We have one more. Okay. You've spent years trying to build a healthier relationship with your mother. She's a loving, generous, and will give you anything, but whenever you tell her she hurt you, she dismisses it and reminds you of all she sacrificed. She truly believes she was a wonderful parent and she refuses to acknowledge that her experience was different. To a death or rest in peace. Okay, I love you. I think you just know where she's going to go for that point and you're not trying to compare her. Yeah. That's still my mother though. Okay, so games are done, unfortunately, but we have a spooky story and then yeah, we're going to leave you guys with that. Go ahead first, Nana. You got a spooky story for your Halloween. Yeah. Well, it didn't happen on Halloween. Sure. So the scariest, okay, so my most spooky, it wasn't even a date. I just, I be put myself in these situations, so me, I meet this guy and met him at the gym. He was cool. Like, we had great conversation, everything like that and so he's like, oh, we had planned to go to the movies or something, so okay, cool, we got to the movies, but it's like, it wasn't given like date, it was given like, yeah, let's go movies, yeah, oh boy, cool, like vibes. So he's like, do you want to, you know, like pregame before the movie, and I'm like, yeah, sure. We can't risk like number one. I know at this big grown nation, never pull up to nobody's house, but like, he just wasn't given like, I should be scared of anything, I keep so cool, so I'm like, okay, cool. So I pull up so we can, you know, kick it before we go to the movies. And as soon as I walk in, walk into the apartment, there's an ax on the floor and like some boots and so my, you know, kind of played off because I'm like, you're right here now, like, I'm like, what's that for? He's like, oh, yeah, I'm a wildlife firefighter, like I volunteer, and I'm okay. And like, hindsight 2020, like we live in Georgia, there's a wildlife here. So girl, hindsight 2020, you always looking for what's coming worse, like, yeah, we gotta get worse than this, and it did get worse, but I was like, it's fine, like, I don't know, like my guard was just all the way down. So long story short, we're, you know, kicking me, I brought the pregame materials, which I know they're safe because like, I brought them and I, you know, facilitated the events in front of said person. So as we're, you know, participating, I'm like, I could see his energy kind of shifting a little bit. Like, he's getting kind of real antsy and, you know, whatever, and so we made it through the first one. And so, you know, me, I'm like, change mode. And he's like, the conversation was so good that his answer started getting like shorter and shorter. And, you know, he's getting real antsy. And so he gets up to go to the bathroom. He's like in the bathroom for a while, but like the water is running, but I'm not thinking nothing. So I'm still in the living room just doing what I do. So he comes out and he's kind of like pacing a little bit. He sits down on the floor. And so I'm like, you know, getting ready to spark the next one. And he's like, did you put something in that? I said, huh? I'm like, are you okay? He's like, did you put something in that because I'm just, I'm filling off. I said, so, you know, me, I'm like emotionally aware. I'm like, do you not feel safe? But like we're in his house. He was like, no. And I think you should leave. I think so soon. I think so soon. Oh, you're right. I hopped up so fucking quick out of like, I could not even like put my hair in here. I was like stumbling, like packing up the pack, everything. I'm like, uh, because I was, first of all, I was taking a bag because if I wanted to drug you, you think I would, I would have blunt like, come on. Now I'm going to drug you out of drug you. Like, I was like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, put something in. No, I was so taken aback. And he's just like standing like, mind you, I'm not, we're like girls, the acts is on the floor. The boots are in the front. And so now it's starting to click in my head. I'm like, oh my gosh, he's going to kill you. He's going to think you drugged him. He's going to tell everybody that you drugged him. And so he had to kill you. And so I'm like sitting there on the floor. And I'm like, well, let me, you know, grow all over the train. Everything. So I'm like trying to, she's going to sit here with my wife that I apparently drugged you with. He's like, I'm taking my shoe away. He, he, he, he, he with me, girls, I start packing his stuff up and he's just like standing over me like, like menacing, like, be sure you, I'm like, don't worry, I'm hurrying. Like, I'm hurrying. And so he like, go, so I'm going to the door. I'm like, oh no, it's okay. You don't have to talk to me. I said, no, I'm going to walk you out. And all of a sudden, girl walks me to the car. I get in the car and I was, so I think I called you. I was like, you were never going to believe what just happened to me. And then like the next day, he texted me and was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I had a manic break or some girl basically talking about like how he had a manic breakdown or something. And he's sorry for accusing me or whatever. But then to find out, I have found his Facebook girl and he had made a whole post about, yes, about the night, about how, yes, like you need to watch who you trust because you never know these people have it out for you. Did I, I'm like, did he make the post that night? I don't, I don't remember. But it was after our, you know, interaction. And I'm like, this is honestly the strangest thing ever because me drug you with some weed. Like, let's show you what? For what? You don't got nothing. You don't have nothing for me. The apartment was low down dirty shame. You didn't even like have nothing, I walked in and you had like pops of books on the floor, like what was I going to, what's I going to drug you for it? That's a, I've been kicked out of better places like richer men like girl, I was, but I was so scared in the moment and then like as I'm in the car, I'm like thinking, playing everything back in my head. I'm like, you dumb, because as soon as you see the accident floor, you should have got gone. I'm cramping. Girl, I was just, it was all a mess, but that is probably like the scary thing. It's like date or anything I've ever been on because I really was like, we said, I think you should leave. I was like, it was the tone. I was just like, ugh. And then you, I told you come to find out that person is really good friends with someone and girl. Yes. So strange. Yes. So that was my scariest day ever or whatever you want to call that? Yeah. I've never really had an experience like that. I was going to tell a story about how I had gotten asthma attack on Halloween. I don't think that really measures up to being almost killed by an ex murderer. Smarter. So David, what's your spooky story? Nothing adds up to that. I'm not that better in Georgia. But I'll tell a Halloween story. So it was me, my cousin, my ex-best friend, and his bestie, his girl best friend. We were all in his car and we were driving to a Halloween function. And it was raining really, really bad and we were on a 110 freeway. And there was this old, like Chevy truck speeding and typically when it starts raining you're not supposed to speed. And I say his car hit a rail on the freeway and start rolling like on a, like a fast and furious roll. The car you were in? No, the car speeding. Oh, that was speeding. That was speeding. Like, it almost looked like a slip and fail and start rolling. And then the freaking wheel was rolling down the freeway and hit. It was driving and hitting the cars window. Boop. And he was serving and we was all like, yo, what's going on? What you mean? Crazy. And then the next morning it was on who's the guy died. Yeah. So that was like, you know, I was going to tell another story about like how my grandmother was like playing in a cemetery or an algorithm that was playing in a cemetery and like seeing ghosts and stuff. But that's a little too deep. So I'm like, I'll tell that story. But yeah, you got a story, bro, or Mike, you got a story? Oh, I have this is comparable. That's how I want to go. I'm excited. I got a few stories. I put myself in demo positions. Oh, my gosh, remember that one time when I was leaving work and then you were following me? Yes. That was spooky. What? Or the, or when I listened to that apartment and they was playing on my porch. Yeah. I could go on and on about the goof, yes, yes, remember when it's so bad it's like him stay with me. Where'd we friends? Oh my goodness. So I used to live in Buckhead in an apartment and it was a what is it what is it landing the landing level so like the for the walk-up level yeah and I kept hearing stuff on my porch when I would go to sleep and I kept hearing like people and like you know there's a water closet outside and it kept sounding like somebody was like living in the water closet and they would just come and like make a bunch of noise but I'd be too scared to look in the middle of the night so at the time I had a guy best friend and I was like I need you to come stay with me for a few days because I'm like really spooked out and like I think I had just gotten robbed too by like my maintenance people so it was all just like very spooky so my guy best friend comes to stay with me and it just so happens that the day he comes to stay somebody knocks out my door and he like he goes to open the door and he has his and the person looks at him sees like and he's pretending he's on the phone but my ex-bestie can see that there's nobody on the phone like you can you know how like you can see like if there's a name there and he's like oh what what's the apartment and he's like a wrong apartment and he left and I was like oh my gosh so I wasn't freaking being like delusional somebody was really plotting on me mm-hmm I got the ace app out of there I think I think you weren't there long I broke my lease I'm pretty sure yeah give me out of here oh no spooky spooky I don't say the only other well not the only I have a lot of spooky stories but remember when Pandora I mean Pandora when Alexa called my phone or somebody randomly called my phone and was recording oh yeah that was scary I was really I think there are people who live in my water one time I was sitting there I got a missed call I go to and then it was a voicemail I go to answer the voicemail and it's a recording of my house playing back to me do you want to play a game yeah oh my gosh yeah tell that's okay so David and I had flown into Mexico but we flew in late at night like it I think by the time we landed it was like 10 or 11 p.m. I don't know what they have going on at their airport but it's so disorganized and it's so uncomfortable I've been to Mexico a bunch of times that I've never felt so unsafe you don't have the camera yeah yeah and so we didn't set up transportation from like our resort we just figured we'd get an Uber because it was super close and so as we're waiting out there it's a bunch of like taxi drivers and I don't know who else a bunch of people and the guy was just telling us like oh yeah like you you don't want to get an Uber because they'll sex traffic you like the cartel will come like they'll pose as Uber drivers and though sex traffic you or whatever so automatically the vibe is just cooked it's just it's terrible and so we end up paying a taxi driver we get to the hotel safely or whatever but we still have like just this very negative weird energy about us right we check into the room it's beautiful huh it was a spooky it was late at night like it's super dark everywhere so we check into the hotel and we're sleeping that night and I remember feeling spooked like even going to bed like it just felt like like let's double double check the locks on the doors make sure everything's good David wakes up and he doesn't even wake up he's like mid-sleep and he just goes no and like it's like it's like he's being possessed yes it's the scariest creepy it's like no moan I've never heard of my life and so I'm waking him up like you good like you okay he tells me he had a dream that like housekeeping came to the door and huh a woman housekeeper came to the door and came and like I don't she whispered something in his ear and then just stabs him like in the neck or in the back or something and I was like oh my god there's a ghost in here and I'm sure it was the scariest like I'm sure that there was a ghost in there and probably in the room or whatever yeah I was on some sacred grounds at that yeah or the Christ I really don't put a couple people under yeah so like what was really crazy about it was that you could hear the wind and like you could also hear the cars driving on the road so you just hear a lot of commotion going on but like at that point it kept sounding like somebody was trying to get into the room so like I already had that in my brain that's like I feel like somebody trying to move and I'm sleep but I'm awake like I can see the whole room in dark I can see Kelsey I can see everything and I just picture this yeah sleep paralysis older Hispanic sleep right I live in land there I cannot move I'm trying my best to move I cannot move but I'll turn like this like smoothie Kelsey so then all I know is I felt like the door opened and she whispered in my ear and she was like I'm out to kill you like it's about to be over with like it's done that's them demons she said she put that knife in my back and I said no and Kelsey woke up she started praying over me start kissing me what the hell got all with you I'm like I'm like nah oh yeah it was overly real I feel like I was awake the whole time like maybe I can't move like yeah that was but again we were coming up there's a very traumatic time like it was it was crazy so I feel like that's what it was we came in with demons for sure we came in with demons it was like it was like yo I guess the hotel demons didn't like our demons yeah doing a lot I remember being like yo I don't even want to sleep next to a door no no it was bad it was crazy very very spooky okay spider bite well after further consideration I was getting hookah because I'm a hookah and we were outside and guess who got bit three times by a spider me thinking you know being holistic holistic remedies and not taking it seriously thought I can cure myself absolutely the not y'all my legs rolled up so bad it was easing pus and antibiotics yes you should have left it you probably could have been spider woman that's what I said oh my god I know so bad when did this like last summer this was like February under this was last summer it was less I think I do remember that like last we probably run this time that she hit her toe on the damn stairs girl David you trying to be funny with the toe I gotta show y'all this picture I gotta show y'all this picture of somebody that got feet just like just like me anyways we hope y'all enjoyed our spooky season episode we hope that you enjoyed your Halloween thank y'all for tuning in thank you for watching thank you for listening and we will be here same time same place next week I'll be Kelsey let us know in the comments what you're gonna be for Halloween yes OMG comment your costumes and also comment if you could tell that we were Gomez and Morticia because everybody I can like yeah we walked downstairs then nobody act like they knew what it was but we got faith they was like you weren't a mustache yeah and I'm not Kelsey I'm Gomez but next week I'll be Kelsey she'll be Janay and all would be right in the world so we will see you guys next week make sure you like comment subscribe all the things see you then this mustache really it just is a little visual.