Peyton Ruddy & Matt Serra - The Jay Rogan Experience - Episode 949

-Fill her up! -You're listening to the gas digital network. ♪ When you hit that bomb drop, blah, blah ♪ ♪ You know what to do, helping up the pit ♪ ♪ Bitch, I'm coming through ♪ ♪ Big J, the battle rap jam ♪ ♪ All up in your arms with the strap, red attack, tag ♪ ♪ When it's easy in the building ♪ ♪ You better believe, never forget ♪ ♪ Okay, there ain't got nothing else to eat ♪ ♪ Puerto Rican rattlesnake venom in your veins ♪ ♪ Retrophone killers, bleeds in escapes ♪ -Let's go! [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ] -What's up, everybody? Cerebral Paul's dead. [ Laughter ] -Where the fuck is Cerebral Paul? -He's crazy. -He couldn't make it out. -Did he drown? Did the rain get him? -The rain pride took him away. Son of a bitch. What the fuck is happening with this screen? -Well, everyone, welcome to your favorite podcast. To my right is always the great Steve Rennagese. [ Cheers and applause ] -What's happening? -To my left to Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Louis J. Gomez. [ Cheers and applause ] -Now, I'm Big J. Elkerson, and we got a legendary Legion of Skanks. -Yeah, three, four life. -Three, four life. -Three, four life. -Three, four life. -15, 16, 17 years going strong. Who the fuck knows? -Endless. We have an amazing show. Louis is double -- -Why are you drinking it like that? -Well, no. So, there was the ice melted, and I don't want -- I would never drink water. I'm not a woman. So, now I have to drink the melted ice, which is technically water. -What? -Yeah. -None of that -- what I'm saying is -- -You're right. Why are you two handing it like a boy drinking milk? [ Laughter ] Trying to impress Santa. Well, we're so packed here tonight that I wanted to -- -Yeah. -I'm blown away that I don't want to drop my glass on the ground. -You wanted it to knock into it. There's so many people here. -There are so many people that, dude, who knows? -It's a tie. -I'm going to hold up two hands. -We should get our guest out here. We have a great, great show for you. -Who should I bring out first? Louis, you point. -Um. -Okay. Our first guest. First time on the show. -Yep. -Ooh, it's right. We had him on story wars. We have yet to have him over here at the Legion of the Skanks. You know him from YouTube, Cameo. He is currently on tour. From Killtony, it is the hilarious Peyton Ruddy. [ Cheers and applause ] -We're really in like, my friend. -Yeah. Peyton, happy to have you on the show, my friends. -What's up, dude? -Thank you for plugging my Cameo credit, by the way, too. -Oh, I followed that, too, baby. -Is that what -- You didn't choose the -- You didn't choose what is right in here, because it's crazy that you -- -I think our team sets me up. -Doling and asshole. -That's crazy. -It does sometimes, too, they go. And you know him from his awesome shirts, and I just read it, because I see it. -Yeah, yeah. -They're like, "Fuck, I'm being a dick." -You know him from YouTube and Cameo. -Are you ranking us? No, I appreciate it. -I completely agree. I got it straight off of his Instagram. -Oh, is that what it says? -That's good. -Is it just that it says, like, "check me out on YouTube and Cameo" and then it gives his links? -Yeah, it's probably my whole -- -You got his link tree, and that's what you use the fucking -- -It's what I've done every week for a few years now. -That's good. -You see the attitude? -Wow, he's very defensive, very defensive. -15 years, if you see it. -Never, never. -It does set me up to look like a fucking boob sometime. -It does. -All right. -Pain, do you have less respect for Jay now? Because he said you could see him on YouTube. -I don't move respect for Jay. -Don't move respect for Jay. -I don't know. I'm so happy to have him here. -It feels nice to double-hand it, doesn't it? Makes my hands cool. [ Laughter ] The group for your soda. -Oh, drinking water is so boring, I hate it. But now I have this delightful soda. -Oh, it's not my eye, I want a straw. -Oh, my God. -I'm doing so bad for it. -Yeah. -Jesus Christ, dude. -I'm a terrible poor. -Oh, I don't know what's happening. -I don't know what's happening. -You gotta pour it, you gotta pour it in from the side. -Yeah, from the side. -You gotta hold the glass sideways. -Sideways. -Jay, introduce your next guest. -Oh, shit. We have another guest. -I think he's not getting the other one, too. -Also on, Kamio, you could check his mental geeking out on YouTube. -Yeah, he's a former UFC welterweight champion, makes some noise for Matt, the terror, Sarah! [ Cheers and applause ] -Ooh, that was a fine show. [ Cheers and applause ] -I'm fucked around. -He will be. -Oh, man. -Mattie, Sarah, what's up, baby? -Oh, shit. -Hey, guys. -How you doing, man? -Good to see you, fellas. -Good to see you, too. -You always good to have you here, my man. -Hey. -We have a very special, super athletic panel on the show today. -Yeah. -I was shocked when I seen you. When was the last time I was here? Maybe a couple years ago? -A couple years ago. -Two hundred pounds? -Oh, man. -You look great. -Thank you. -No, not two hundred pounds. -I think that none of your friends chime in when I'm like, "You look great." -We're over it. -Yeah, we're done with it. -Oh, you guys like it. -You already spoke about this. -It's also kind of a weird sort of a passive-aggressive thing to do. Because you're almost saying it's like, "Headed, you look great." -I take it as nothing other than high compliment from a guy who's in fantastic shape. Louis doesn't compliment me because he's going the other direction. -I know. -Can I answer that? -Well, see, that's GameFest, dude. -See what? You're not fighting me. -You're too high above my weight class. -Did you cheat? -Yes. -Did you do the shot? -Absolutely. -But your face was a good amount of advice. -You don't get a weird face. -No, that's how fat I was. I'd have to lose substantially. -Is that what you're saying? -No, sometimes you got that ozemic face. It's like, "Oh, fuck, give me a belly." -I am worried. -You know what that is? -Yeah, I definitely don't want the jowls or anything like that. I do worry about that. I've already got ozemic ass, but I started with that. -What's that, a flat ass? -Just like a flat ass? -Yeah. -Oh, you lose your ass on ozemic ass. -Are you still on it? -Yeah. -How long do you have to do it for? -Ever. -Really? -Yeah. -And to those bones, he has to care. -It's just a pile of mush. -Yeah. -And to water. -What I mean, you'd have to legitimately, like, the problem with it is, it doesn't change your brain at all. So, like, if you got off Muncharo, I'm just like, "Okay, all right, I'll do Muncharo." If I got off it tomorrow and just ate, like, I ate before. -You got off Muncharo tomorrow? -You're just here. I said, "If I did, I would gain the weight if I ate the same way." I'd have to change the way. I'd have to eat like this still, but it's probably not easy to do when you're not on Muncharo because you will finish a sandwich. -Yeah. -I like that ulcerative collitis. It's like a natural ozepic. -I swear to God. -Right. -I can't eat the way I used to. -Oh, you know. -You don't blast at your asshole. -Oh, but I'll have an issue. -Really? -Let me ask you guys a question. It's about. It'll lead back to my ass. -Thank God. -How is Penn Station compared to. I never go to Grand Central Station. So, today, it's easier to get in through the subway. So, that's where I came in. Let me tell you something. I'll take a shit right here. -I'll take a shit anywhere. But. -Grand Central. -Grand Central Station is. I won't go. I will. I'll stick. I'll put a cork in it. -Yeah. -Grand Central. I was gonna take an uber home. I might go back just to take a shit. -It is beautiful. -Yeah. -It is beautiful in there. -And you feel like no one's ever shit in this bathroom before. -It is. And I think they just cleaned it when I went in there. I'm used to like, you know, guys living in the stalls over at Penn Station. Is it like that normally? You guys. -Yeah, Penn Station, you're accepting aids to take a shit. -They may have really cleaned things up for the World Cup possibly. -Yeah. -It is normally just as bad as Penn Station. -I don't know. -No, but it's newer. It's brand new. It's like Look Guardian. -It's the same thing, dude. -I thought that was an example. -I love it. -I was so comfortable. -Yeah. -How are you doing shots? -Yes. -You want a shot? -I mean, I'm a guest. -What are you doing? -What are you doing? -Chilt's over. -Oh, shit. -We're not doing shots. Jay needs to take three shots in order to sit down with his friends over there. -It really sticks in your ass that I need booze to deal with. -I need to do this. -I need to do this. -Who is the deal with you, too? -Fucking go. That's the loot. -There's secretly shot some menjaro. -Do you drink pain? -No, I don't. -No smoking weed, no drinking, no nothing. -What is your excuse for being fat? It makes no sense. -That's the vice. -I smoke cigars. -I smoke cigars. -I smoke cigars. -Are you -- I'm not a big like a eaten public guy, eat with people. -No, I like that. -I was always in a lone eater. -Yeah, I don't have -- -That's sadder. -I'm not the guy who asked to go back to his room and is like, "Okay, now it starts." -Oh, really? -I can just go out. -You have a girlfriend, right? Or is your wife? -Yeah, girlfriend now. -So this is the thing. I fluctuate and wait. I go up and down, obviously. But I'm like a secret eater. I always date chicks and then I'll go to the store and I'll have to eat the food before I get home. Do you ever do that? -No. I mean, I'll get it. Maybe I'll get something extra and not say anything. -If I'm stopping it, wait. -Yeah, that's what I mean. A whole other meal. -Yeah, but at the store, I don't get extra groceries. -But if you go home and lay on your tummy and eat it by yourself, you get whatever you want. No one. -That's what I did this weekend. I went out to dinner with my wife and another couple and I pulled that move right half of it. I'm not that full, but I'll bring it home for tomorrow. Knowing full well as soon as we got to the house, I threw it right in the microwave. Fucking crushed the rest of it that night. -That's a good way to put it. -Yeah, leftovers don't make it home. -No, and it was seafood. -Yeah, no, it's not going to be in the moral. -I knew that, though. -Yeah. -But I did a horrible diary of that. -You also have a fat chick mentality? That's crazy. -Oh, yeah, no. -It's man-ger-secret-fed chicks. That's why we do think of like that. We hide our fatness and we're embarrassed of it. -It's fat girl's sambar. She'll make my hands look thinner. -It's fat girl's sambar for me, dude. I'm love in life. I'm drinking a lot. I just got something. So I have to shoot something very soon that I'm not ready. -Heroen. -I wish I could do "Heroen" for a week. -Mr. Olympia. -You going to "Mr. Olympia" this year? -I'm going to try them to get on the Burr program. -Did Joe Weeder talk you back into it? -Do you take peptides, Matt? -No, I don't fuck with the peptides. - You gotta pinch yourself, you gotta pluck yourself like five times a week. - Yeah. - One time I had to go and blood thinnest a little bit. So like for like eight months, I had to stick my belly. - I don't know. - You can't take a pill peptide? - I don't know. - Do you make pill peptides? - 10 times faster. - How long before body brain peptides come out? - I have pill peptides. - Do you really like your own feet? - No, it's not my own feet. - I want well-staked peptides, that's what I'm looking for. - Which is a table full of empty capsules and some kind of - I'm gonna sew it every day in a canal street. - I'm on TOT though. - Yeah, sure. - I never did that either. - TOT. - What's up? - TOT? - T-R-T. - T-R-T. - He's got a T-R-T. - He's got a T-R-T. - He's like, I was doing that. - I was doing that. T-R-T. - Yeah. - And then I might start doing it again. They told me to do it the same way as the peptides. They're like, like, pinch yourself. - I don't do myself. I go to a place. They stick me in my ass. - I don't mind. - I don't mind doing it. - Wait a minute. - There's a place where they stick me in my ass. - I got good to give myself the needle. It was never the problem. The problem was, when you go back, like, you feel great and then I'd go back and they would say things like, all right, everything's looking good, but you have to go give blood immediately. I'm like, give blood and they were like, yeah, like your hemoglobin, you have to go get, I was like, I'm not going to take anything where it's like, they're like, if you get blood every six weeks, you'll be fine. That sounds crazy. - How often you get your blood checked? - Never. - I go to a place, a restaurant, I'll give you a shout out, Restoration Men's Health. And you go there, they check your levels, you know. - They don't want a shout out on the Legionist King's month. - Why not? - I'm going to charge you more. I'm going to gain a day. - You don't think these guys want to get more fucking buff? - Use course games to pay 10% more. - Do you want a bunch of creative, do you want a bunch of creative addicted Nazis going to your website? I don't think so. - No, it's a place where, you know, they monitor your blood and when it gets too thick, that's when guys start getting blood clots and changed, you want to know about that. So they say, look, you can either do a blood dump here, which they just get rid of the blood, which is not a good thing. - I dumped the blood yesterday. - That was a hemorrhoid. - Oh, you go to a donation place, you do the right thing, you feel good about yourself. So that's what I do. But they tell you, they go, when you go, they don't tell me you're on TOT, I go, what? - Oh, really? - I have one doctor telling you to lie to another doctor, leave that doctor. - No, no, I know exactly why, it's because they, it's the idea, it's like they don't really, so they're going to take your blood and test and find out they can't use it for anything. So the idea is you are tricking them because they don't, they don't want to take it out if they can't use it for anything. - Well, they didn't, they didn't technically tell me that. I want to get nobody in trouble. I just give a shout out. (laughter) - So I thought, why are you here, and they can't do a good, you're going to get people in fucking getting all jacked to fucking getting transfusions, but, yeah, man, I feel fucking great. As you get older, you know the deal, man, when we were younger, you look at guys, I'm 2.52, I'd say, what do you want to see my hands being, what do you want to see your hands being? - I'm not going to fuck. - I want to see them out. - Oh, yeah, pull them out. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - Jesus. - Oh, my God. - Your turn, Peyton. - No, that's fine. - No, but seriously, man. - As you get older, you start to lose the test. - You know? - Yes. - testosterone? - Yes, testosterone. - I'm going to do a three times in the green room. - I'm fucking full of it. - Wow. - I want to do push-ups right now. - Man. - Let's do another shot, Skates. - All right. - Let's do another fucking shot. - I love it. - I love it. - I love it. - What are you able to do? - I'm an advertisement for my TOT place. Think of me like, holy fuck. I want what he's on. - You sound like a crackhead. No wonder you're like, yeah, train stations are real nice, by the way. - You take a shit now, you'll never leave. - I'm a big public shitter. I don't think shit's the size of you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're a public shitter. - Yeah. - I think that was also not a public shitter. - That was also my size for the longest time, too. Like when you walk out of a public bathroom, there's no one even thinks you're pissed. There's like, oh, look at this. You'll never happen in there. - Look at this fat guy who just shits. - Yeah, this fat guy shits. - Fat guy shits are no different. Actually, that's not true. - Fat guy shits are-- - No, they're larger. Yes, they are. - Oh, sure, they could be. - I don't think they're larger, man. - They eat more. - No, men and women shits. - More food equals more shit, my friend. - No. - And this was a lesson by Louis J. Go. - Did you take a shit this morning? - No, I got to tell you. - You don't know. - Hold on, let me be frank. - The friend of the show named Far Abraham took one of the most massive shits I've ever seen in my life. - Yeah, full foot of uninterrupted shit. - No way. - You saw it? - She's not a friend of the show. We've seen it 100 times in the show, please. - You'd like to see it. - I don't need to see this shit. - I would like to see it. - I haven't seen this shit. - That's what we watch it. - I don't want to see it ever again. - Come on. - Yes. - I don't hate it. - I just want to see it. - Yes, though. - I can't watch this. - Can we go shop first? - No phones in the show. It's been like 15 years. - 15 years run, dude. - That was the room we had psychics, Steve. - Yeah, that's true. - Wait, how do you have footage of it? - It's fake. - No, it's a famous thing. - No one hates it. - I don't need to see it unless everybody else wants to. - No one hates it. - No one hates it. - Everyone's cheering for it. - Everyone hates it. - Okay. Well, I don't need to see it unless everybody else wants to. - No one hates it. - All right. - Bunch of fucking freaks. - She Mike Sissy has it. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Okay, see here's what happens. - No, no, no, no. - It's fucking super hot. - Okay, hey, hey. Gotta wait. Now pause it right there. - It is better than I go through this. Looks like she's just doing some naked dirty stuff. Yeah, come on one of my games. I like this video. Oh wait Actually, I'm gonna see first the court comes out So the court pops out I'm gonna do it. How about that? Oh my god and now two foot two foot I don't need to see this shit and she's a mother. That's AI. That is AI, dude. You wish that was AI. Yeah, get cropped to do that right now. Get cropped to make Steve Take it like that. It has to be AI. No, no, I got really hard when I show that. Come on I'm a UFC legend. Yeah, no, that's crazy that that woman could produce that that was like a horse shit. It wasn't that was You know, he horses shit the carriage horses. They just keep going and going. That was a horse shit. Just run it run it back one more time. No, no Well, he's our guest. Something out of fucking doing fine if the guest wants to run it back. I mean, it's really I Just didn't like that she was naked. I thought that was disgusting. Oh, you just wanted to drop you mother. Yeah That's crazy. How did you how did you find that? All right, let's move out please. So, uh, yeah Yeah, good fucking podcast and, bro, that sucks. What's next? Don't we just we've talked about this video a hundred times. Show me one wire to bad move your house is underwater. Yeah, I know I'm fucking they're bitching at me because she was all funny. Wait, is she a big pisser, too? Yeah, she's a squirter She's like, yeah, she's juicing up loses backyard as we speak at chlorine levels I don't want to watch fairie abour him shit ever again in my life. Wait, I guess I never want to I've watched it a hundred times I never want to watch it again. Guess what? We're gonna watch it a hundred more times because we've been watching it for 15 years And for some reason that's the first time I've ever read that six years. Jesus Christ, you've got for fucking two years Christ I've won a hundred times. I've seen it. Jay watches it daily. It's my alarm clock If you turn it up really loud, it's like ASMR you hear like the Take a look to mukbang. Yeah, mukbang. Thank you. Yeah, you are looking for the term. Okay Well, this would have been gross to even bring up, but it's now not We are doing an ugliest pussy contest. Did we get any? Did we get any People that have submitted We have We're gonna look at some ugly pussies now. Maybe man. What the fuck anybody want to do another shot before I look at you show me some ugly pussies All right, the longest reach awesome. Oh salute. Do we have any submissions yet? So we got I'll tell you this Lewis. We got roughly 20 submission. No 19 of them. I don't know if the fans got together and planned this or just photos of you Very serious it our inbox is full. I don't know. It's enough that it's weird that they all have the same joke I guess we do have one real legit Joe joke. That's funny no, no, no, I need you to show Of me as an ugly pussy is the funniest thing I've ever heard You doing stand up All right Lewis you might win this year I don't know how do we not see that that joke was just sitting right there. I didn't at all I got to be honest See the ugly is pussy you could possibly imagine and everyone's home - I mean, you put that L.U. right outside the cup, dude. - Everyone sent that joke in. - God, I think my mother sent one in. What do you mean? - Well, professionals, how do we not see that coming? - How did I not send it out? - That's crazy. - Well, I guess there are more submissions than people here. - And we have one submission for an actual ugly pussy. - Well, that's nice. She wrote a note, where's the note? - She got put it on the prejudice. - She goes, "I couldn't find a picture of Lewis." - So here's my actual ugly pussy. - Here's a drawing of a Puerto Rican rattlesnake. - Well, I don't see it on the other radio, I see. Her name is Carrie. By the way, they're making a Carrie TV series, Jay. - I saw that. - You saw that, I knew you'd be excited. Looked good, right? - Yeah, that was part of the Comic Con trailer. - A Carrie TV series? - Yeah, yeah. - How long could that fucking go? - I know. - What's easy about that? - Three episodes. - Here's what she goes to the fucking. - Yeah, but then they'll make another one next year. Another show. - Here's all that happens, is for sure. All everybody needed was in the trailer, eventually by the end they show the girls throwing the tampons at her. So you go, "Oh, we're going to see the girl naked." So you'll watch her. - Yeah. - Did you guys see the new Odyssey? Who's just talking about me and me? - Not yet. - Oh, you gonna see it? - Well, let's not move on to Odyssey yet. - Oh, I'm not taking it over the story. - Matt, give me another shot. Let's talk about that. - Let's go, man. - I thought you could probably fit some fucking Trojans inside of this fucking thing we're about to see. - All right, so Carrie, Carrie is the girl, is the name of the woman who sent in her early pussy. And Carrie says this. This is Carrie, your favorite nudist. Oh, she's a nudist. That's nice. - Oh, they never have good pussy. - So I have a spider bite on my leg. Ignore please. - Spider bite. - Don't worry. - How can we possibly shoot? - She's like, my toes aren't pated. My pussy lips go to my knees. - Yeah. (laughing) - She's climbing on the ceiling. She has spider powers now. Ignore please. She's got 1,400 milligrams in. So I hope that I completed the task per request. Still losing weight, this is gonna be fun. So don't judge me too hard. - Or do. - Or do. I don't know. Ha. Anyhow, thanks for allowing me to do this. I'm pent up. Ha. Do. - Wow. - This is what the word do at the end. - This is uncomfortable. - I mean, this might look straight up like my face. - I'll see. - I consent to this golden ticket contest. And I'm sharing. - My couch story. - Not bad so far. I can't couch story. That's not bad. - Hi. First of all. (laughing) - Oh shit. (laughing) - I didn't see it happening. - What's in the fucking box? What's in the box? - What's in the box? - What's in the box? (laughing) - Okay. - Oh shit. - This is funnier than I ever thought it would be. - Oh my god. - Yeah. (laughing) - Guys, we are here. And this is actually hilarious. - It's a brilliant way to do that. (laughing) - That's crazy. Is that a, is that like a cheap, like, 7-Eleven cooler on her head? (laughing) - Is that what they, is that what they hold fair and sh*t in? - Yeah. Is that a spherical cooler? - That's what they like transport organs in. (laughing) - She couldn't get, she couldn't get all the tape off. (laughing) - Yeah. - She was, had something delivered to her. - That was preused. - Yeah, for sure. - She also carved the logo in the side of it. - Yeah. - Like the spray painted just a blob in the menhole. - But she might have been sitting on it. - Yeah. - But that's, what if that's her pussy? (laughing) - What if that's the year it is, guys? - She's pointing at it. (laughing) - Oh. - It has my consent to be a four-skate and share my page and story with you. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm so nervous. I'm just not sure if I can do this or not. - Pause it. - Now I'm turned on. (laughing) I wasn't. I wasn't. - Oh. - And then she started talking about how nervous she was and I'm like, okay, I can jerk to this. - I know what you mean. - Yeah. - I'm not right with you. - Yeah. - But I know what you mean. - You're like, you get harder to apprehension. - Yeah. - You're like, yes, that's what I mean. - You just skip to the part where she shits out two feet of rope, please. (laughing) - No, no, Peyton, that was a different one. - Oh, there's a different minute. - She's in the two feet. - No, she's gonna queep it out. - Oh, okay. - No, nobody could ever live up to the queen. - Yeah. - That's our next golden ticket contest. Girl with longest shit. - No, please, guys. - Hang on, wait, she's about to pull out her guard. Hang on, hold on. - They get better lighting. - Yeah. - Jesus Christ. - This could be. (cheering) - She did pull out two foot of rope. - She's a fucking magician. - Yeah. - Holy fuck, we're gonna fuck it out. - To go. - In American, where Lisa knew I'm free. - I'm gonna proudly stand up next to you. - I'll tell you what. - That is one ugly pussy. - I can't believe you. - Well, we didn't see the pussy, but we know that it's. - Oh, I thought she pulled it off. - She just. - I don't know. - I don't know. - She just. - That's all right. And I want you to know this. My penis is exactly one-fourths on. - Yeah. (laughing) - Like if you just like. - If you don't do it, my. - I mean, dude, she literally. - Yeah, I don't know. - She literally pulled you out of her pussy. - Yeah. - That's the thing. - Right, I don't think she'd feel most men. I don't think she'd feel most men. - No, that Dildo was a number five rank welterweight in the UFC. - Also. (laughing) - Also, she gave a pretty good speech. - It lost his title of the same Pierre. - She gave a pretty good speech while having a fucking foot-of-cock inside of her. - I was gonna say that. - I don't know if I can do this. - What she meant was, I don't know if I can pull this off. - She's already stuffed in my pussy. - She's chilled out. - I'm trying to say it. - And it's shiny, so she's turned on by the. She peeing, I love her. - She got an inch. - It's shiny, it's glistening. - It is glistening. - I want to see who has bigger tits or a painting. (laughing) - Let's see. - Where am I getting? (laughing) - Pause it. - Did you hear that? - The thud? - Yes, and if she said, if she pulls another one out, then I'm gonna fucking shake off him. - And she wins. - Can you back up a little bit to when she throws it? I gotta tell you something. If you ripped my dick off of my body, my dick and balls, and threw him, they wouldn't make this kind of noise. - They would barely make it. It was only paper hit the floor. - You're a fucking heft in which that thing hit the ground. - Did you ever try to throw a paper towel hard? - No, I was just gonna fucking fly. - I was thinking about that with like Lorraine Obaba, when she cut off John Bobbitt's dick. Like if she, my unhard penis cut off, would shrink into, it would look like a pig's asshole. - It might look like, if you cut my dick off at it's smallest, you might just cut the head off, and luckily you ever just get a new head. - She would try to throw the way that it would catch wind, and it would go to another city. - Oh, that's beautiful, like American beauty, yes. Like that feather and the forest god. - Oh, the smallest, the smallest things are the most beautiful. (all laughing) If this crap was big, we'd be chewing right now. (all laughing) - Oh my god, that is thick, heavy. - Guys, I've been through it, or she's been ran through. If you would call two handfuls, times three, a lot. Six handfuls? Hold on, pause it, pause it. Is there any agents to do the math in here, but is it useful? Six handfuls, times three. - No, no, it's two handfuls, times three. - Okay. - Six handfuls. - She's got to cut to the chase, and she showed up the liner already, I mean, I don't want to have to do math. - She's telling a big story here, she's telling a math, there's a person out of your mouth, and she's storytelling, I don't mind it. - I don't mind it. - Can you imagine the garbage man picking up that cooler the next weekend? (all laughing) And like, what the fuck is this? - Sharing my coach story. He thinks he's gonna open it up and see it's never moved, pussy. (all laughing) - It's a lot, but that's not really where the downfall started. I think it was with childbirth. When my first kid was-- - Oh good, she's a mountain. - She's a mountain. - And they sliced me to my bedhose. - Yeah, oh. - What's going on with this? - Oh, no, let's see. - It's sideways, oh. - It's so door-ass fighting ever. - Oh, no. - I was lighting this, gay-blind Mike. - Dude, you don't see shit. - I just see glistening. - It looks like the dark ocean. - What the fuck? - Did she found this on another pussy or something? - Oh, guys, this is like old school horror. The fears and what you don't see. (all laughing) - Oh yeah, it's like they didn't see the show for, like, a show. - You never saw the shark in the show. - What's going on? - It's going to take the top part, that's familiar. - Yeah, yeah. - So it's like, by way, let's go back to that. Her fucking belly fled with the mouth of a Titan. (all laughing) - There's unfortunately a lot more detail on our screens than there is on the projector. - Oh really? - Oh my God, I don't really need to see more detail. - Yeah, pass it around. - While you figure out the lighting, play the shitting video one more time. - No, listen, he's our guest. He's our guest. - Oh my God. - Is that your fetish? - No, it's just bullshit. (all laughing) - You wanna get shit on? - Come on. - All right. - Emotionally. (all laughing) - You ain't fucking five times to see this shit again. It's funny, people aren't laughing. - I'm not gonna judge that because I have favor to that video. It is, it would be a screensaver if I can make it. - Sure, it's funny. - You can. - No, not of the whole thing. - I mean, I'm happy not seeing the rest of this video. - No, I looked at my phone and it just opened with my face. I would love to just see her drop in two foot of shit. (all laughing) - What? - I know, well. - I don't love every phone call. - Somebody's got a birthday coming up in a few months. - Yeah! - Is she on cameo? - Yeah. - I'm gonna, she'll do one. - Dude, I'm gonna get you an artist commission painting where the shit's falling out of her ass and it's like brown water and it's just going through a tube. - Lewis, a true friend would fucking get on her only fans. - No, she hates us now. She unfollowed all of us. - But you just, I bet she followed us. - What about you? - Wait, all of us? - Well, maybe not Steve. - You know? - Maybe. - No, she unfollowed you, you check this. - 100%, she never followed me. - No, I know, but I'm trying to see the thing. I know but doesn't matter. I'll do it I'll get the personal video this time. I want three feet She's following you. Oh, it says you're following higher. How do you find out go back? You're such a boomer I don't want to see your fucking your DM Sarah. She's the only following two people now But that that change that has changed. They took them like the shit girl. Who you guys don't? Yeah, the shit girl She's a mom. She's the mom. She is a mom. That makes it okay She's a mom too. They're all moms. They're in the exposure down. I can see too much man. An appeasie ought to me I see when I'm starting to see some are I'm seeing it. I think I look away and then you look back I can definitely see she sat and go you can see I know that it isn't ugly pussy. Let's say a lot of squiggly lines Which means I now have a vaginal cut a vaginal pose it. What's a vaginal cuff? I think that was a band. I was in in high school Fupa maybe I don't know what that well that she said she got cut down to her as a vaginal cuff Can you guys pull up an image if we get vaginal cuff because we can't her pussy's not made here's the thing She's the only one who's entered so she's in the first place right now, which is no you are Wait, you are do you have fucking night at least we can see you one yeah besides you there's only one pussy Yeah, so far. Yeah, only one actual pussy. Can you believe it? But she might win golden tickets. Yeah, what the fuck does she win golden tickets to skankfest. Oh, yeah, pretty good Yeah, which means which let you skip the lines, but also everybody know if you have that fucking cooler if you have some sort of Disability and she's retarded you can already skip the lines so she doesn't need the golden tickets She might already have it just because your pussy's retarded doesn't mean you're retarded You know what Jay good point. This is literally why you're the best in the game. Thank you Can we see some more of her disgusting pussy please? Then my new coach But the downfall oh When I was on my cousin. Did you guys ever see it in every new story those like Falcore's mouth for his mouth. Oh It looks like Falcore's my a tray Pull it back like five seconds. This is becoming like a therapy session for his lady Downfall is that when I was on my pro's act. This is my first downfall. I lost all of my pivot care And it's just now started coming back over the last couple of years. Oh my god her pussy's like Jeff Ross's head I'll push it I'll push it. I'll push it. Yeah, that's terrible. It's up there. At least she I write it down Maybe the time of the episode she's she uh, she I mean, I think she was probably trying to cover it up She was like at least the hair covered up. They were saying she's like if she grows a big enough belly She'll get like a peter griffin thing The biggest fupa. All right. Sorry Also, it seems like lost weight. It looks like a battlefield with fatty craters They they love a fatty pussy. I mean that that is certainly no man's land. Nobody I mean nobody loves a fatty pussy Clip hands if you love a fatty pussy. That's all you right here, man No, sir, did you do smoke crack? What are you smoking? What is it? It's weird. All right. I mean it's weird. No, he smokes out of bowls anymore. You weirdo. You guys still smoking it. What is it? 2020 I love how we're doing an ugly pussy contest. He's like hey weirdo. Steps smoking out of a bowl back While we do yeah But does anybody know anyone that smokes bowls anymore? I mean yeah, I do at home sometimes dude fuck off. All right. Sorry I literally have a bowl at home, but yeah, of course you do I had a really cool ball It looked like a dragon was blowing smoke in your mouth It was designed for a podhead because even now at 44 years old, I'm like that's a sick Still, we're happy with my gravity bomb. I'm like dude, Wiz Khalifa said it and it was right. It's hard to drive and fucking smoke a bowl Yeah, it's hard. Yeah, that's why it went away All right, let's say it was easy to smoke and drive with baby jeaters. That's right baby jeater I haven't pump in you up big for fucking years And what do you give commercials to Trevor Wallace Trevor Wallace Trevor Wallace who famously did a white claw fucking bit And he somehow became the jeaters guy really fuck you jeaters damn He's been a bone to pick with big J. Oh, Chris. I thought you were sponsored by them the way you went into that I should be sponsored But he doesn't understand how how this all works. That's not the way I buy a hundred jars among a street dealer This is not the way I buy a hundred jars a month From a Puerto Rican who shows up in a book with a book bag. It's true. He shows up because you can't buy a hundred legally But he does bring me a hundred You hear that jeater dude sponsor me. Yeah, jeater. I'm not even giving you the kickback. You're getting the fun from some Puerto Rican They might even be jeaters The jeaters the more I think of it. They might even be jeaters for all. I know I'm not checking this guy So we're says I just trust them because he worked at a fucking health food store that sold weed out of the back And he brings it to me which means everything All right, let's wrap this Are we watching the sandwich thing? We're watching the rest of it, we're gonna clap pussy was or what I asked before a clef pussy What the fuck was it a cuff? She said it's a cuff cuff a pussy cuff. Oh pussy cuff. What's a pussy cuff vaginal cuff? I guess a Vaginal cuff is the top section of the vagina that a surgeon so shut after removing her cervix during a hysterectomy Watch a hot chick shit There's a case to be made. Oh good god. You said you didn't want to see this. I know what this I completely Excited about this. I have a shit Bring it on, dude. Let's look at weird stuff. That's a real that looks like a colonoscomy video. Oh my god I thought that was fucking like aliens someone getting their gum soda or something. Yeah, that looks like teeth up top Oh shit damn it's a lot of life. This is what this is what gay boy and Mike's eyes look like if you open them I got my weaners not long enough to hit that part. I can imagine my dick. Wait, is that the fault? Does she have that crust in her folds? Probably. Yeah, so no, she has that that's Krusty false she have more to say So I guess she won. Well hang on we have until the end of another week So anyhow Yeah, I don't know I mean I've been trying to find a way to do ketchup All right, oh Don't push it down wait a minute Put up. I'm sorry to see more. Can I say it's not even that ugly of a pussy. She's just atrocious It just has not even her pussy is the rest of her around the pussy, which is the problem. It's her pussy garage door That's the problem. Yeah, it's the fact that she has to lift up the garage door to get to the pussy Yeah, it has a is that called an even overhang? Yeah, that yes Her pussy is really hard. I've never heard it scrapped like that damn girl. You got the hardest pussy I think it'd be a hard your pussy is for me pergola pussy It doesn't have a name would already more puke. Yeah She's talking about it like it's a fucking boat or something. Yeah, I'm gonna name the aimer. Uh, Douglas Wow, that's my pussy Douglas It's got to be a proper full name. So my this is my pussy. Barnabas. I mean, I mean, we were absolutely sure this isn't me Fill my lips It could be it could be honestly got if I pulled my balls up really high Look a lot like your pussy. That's what I'm going to say the tape her pussy looks like a ball seam She's in first place as a right now guys give it up for a carrier in first place number one with a ball They still have another what are we saying? It's all will come to August 10th. Are they gonna say they submit by August 10th L.o.s golden ticket at gmail.com L.o.s golden ticket is your mother come. No do not submit pictures of me. That's not gonna get you into the contest. The bit's been done But if you put if you put a picture of Lewis next to your pussy, I'll take a dip double look that will have a gander at it Thank you dad no problem How do you work this for cock the thing? I'm just teaching Jay Mike Dixon after 30 goes in comedy. Hi Hi Hey, everybody. Let's take a second and thank one of our amazing sponsors over here at Legion of Skanks and that is sheath underwear I love you Oh You know who loves the most my dick and balls because they've had time to think about it because they're not near each other anymore They've been separated by two fucking pouch technology. Oh my god. 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You call me every morning with the best ideas I've ever had in my life. - Yeah, so I'm like, "Look, I'm like Lewis, I'm leaving my wife, I can't believe it." - I can also, you've got a barrel chest now. - I do have a barrel chest. - It's been a week. - I've got two cups. - Your testosterone's to the roof. You're thinking totally now. - I'm a beautiful person. - How did you penis feeling? - Fucking hard as a rock, Lewis. - Let me feel. - Feel the heft. - Oh my God, wow, that's heavy, man. - Yeah, baby penis. I'll tell you what that means. That means not always it long, it's full. - It's thick, it's very thick and very hard and full. - Well, look, that's probably the Tonkata Ali, which has been known to increase male verility and testosterone. But look, it's a simple product. Five ingredients, freeze-dried Colombian coffee. Then we add a Tonkata Ali, lines main mushrooms, Ashmagana and L-thienine, super, super simple. It's going to make you feel great. 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You keep the bag, that'll be that, guys. - Bodybringcoffee.com. - Hell yeah, I'm doing it. - Steve's kidding, you're really funny for me. - Get that money back. - Body-bringcoffee that I gave him. - All right, where are we? - Oh, I think we're a hot waitress. We've got to kiss you. - Oh my God. - That was crazy. - You're the furthest thing from a hot waitress. Does anybody know what happened to Cerebral Paul? - Yeah, he has medical stuff today. - Yeah, he has medical stuff every day. - What medical stuff? What medical stuff is an excuse when your whole life is medical stuff? - Make your fucking appointments not on Monday nights. - What is this AIDS acting up? - Yeah, so get his pussy shown back to you. - Also, what medical stuff do you have Monday night at eight o'clock? That's insane. - He has a license to take care of his brother and he had to get it renewed or whatever. They could only do it at that time. - He's someone's caretaker. - That's crazy. What the fuck? - There he goes. And also, he told me that he understands that that's unacceptable and he's willing to accept any punishment. - Any punishment. - We have a punishment next week for Paul. - Excuse me. - Wasn't even my idea. - We had a great idea about Paul here. And we're putting on there in two different spots. Run an eight minute mile. - Yeah. - Or do 100 push ups. - He has cerebral palsy. His name is not. - His name is not cerebral pals. - Right. - It is Paul. - He's your regular dad. - Is it? - No, his name is not Paul at all. - No, it's Lewis. - I couldn't believe. I have been telling people for the past month. What a serendipitous thing it is that we have a cerebral palsy guy named Paul. And we want to call him cerebral pals. - I have no memory. - No, that was a bit. Yeah. That was the whole bit. - I've called it out as fact. (laughing) - All right, well look guys, please. L.O.S. golden ticket to GMOT.com. If you guys want golden ticket to Skankfest, this your way to get it. Have your girls submitter ugly pussy. That pussy was barely but ugly. I gotta be honest with you. So. - I've seen worse. - It's beatable. - Yeah. Easily beatable. - It's beatable. - So you just remember you got to have some sort of image in the video where you're saying we're giving you permission. This is really my pussy. A video is good. A video is better than a picture. That was great. - She did a good job with that. - You did a great job. - You're getting a lot more of those. How long did you put that out there for? - One week ago. - One week. - Just one week ago. - You might double it next week. - Anybody want to go right now? - Yeah. - Really volunteers. - By the way, I did look back and just see a guy massaging his wife's shoulder. He was going, come on baby, you can do this. - You can do it. - We can't afford Skankfest tickets and I really want to go. - Come on honey. - He's taking it on the team. - Come on baby, you have the grossest pussy. - Come on, give one snap. Have you talked about your dog being hurt? - No. I can't do it on a bonfire. Briefly. - Yeah. - My puppy got hurt. - What happened? - Her nail got caught in between two pavers and it broke her fucking nail off. It was bleeding everywhere. It was so scary. - Oh shit. - Yeah. - It's sad. - My daughter went to the emergency room like two or three times when she was a baby and I stayed home. - My dog went, I was a mess. - Yeah. - I was like, it's an ear infection. You're going to give her antibiotics. Go take her if you want you. - Yeah. Your daughter won't lick peanut butter off your balls. - It's absolutely true. No matter how much I try, I go peanut butter. You love peanut butter and she would just go into a room. Not a damn dude, just like your mom. You're just like your fucking mom. I've watched so many holes and walls there. - My house was littered with holes in the walls from sexual frustrated. - I have a male dog center and it's one of my biggest fears that he's like literally like-- - Fucking your dog? - I'm not fucking her, but I-- - I'm really figuring it. - Having her lick his fucking balls. - Absolutely. - So what do you think of female balls? - No, male, he's a male. - I know, but if you had a female one, she wouldn't like suck it off. - I think less women are in the bestiality. - I think he'd be all right with it. If a female, if you walked in and you saw your dog and sucked off by a fucking really hot dog-- - Get a little, little, little, little, little, little dog on girl lives. - You're a damn damn stud, you mother fuckers. - Who said you can have bitches? - No, come on. - Remember Whitney Wisconsin, who was like defending fucking her dog for a while? That weird only fan? - Yes. - She kind of remember that. - Whitney Wisconsin, yeah. She was like-- - How's it defended? - She's like, it's awesome. You show up out of my dog, so-- - He didn't mind it? - He didn't mind it at all. - It was a fucking compelling argument. - Can I tell you one of the reasons I got my dog or the type of dog that I got is because I thought, we'll have to fuck it, but-- - It would be fuckable. - But it is the prettiest type of dog. I think she's a beautiful, pretty dog, my dog. - Absolutely. - Apple. - Okay, I know, I got a dog. - She's pretty. - Oh, little Apple. - What do you mean pretty though? - Cockersman, she's pretty, she's a pretty girl. - Yeah. - Wow, pretty girl. - Yeah, I knew it. - I knew it, I knew it. - You talk about this, you speak about Apple. - What are you gonna say? - Because I know, my dog is a beautiful girl, actually. - Yeah. - What is it? - Is she a beautiful girl? - Beautiful girl. - See? - What is it? - If she was a human, she'd be gorgeous and I would fuck the shit out. - She's a dog face. - Oh wait, is this the chick from the pussy video? - Yeah. - This is better lighting. - These are the two chicks from the pussy videos. - Yeah, yeah. - So Lewis has a lot of videos on her taking two-foot shits. - No, she's just diary. My whole life is my house is covered in water and my dog's diary all over the place. It's a nightmare. - What a turret. - That's my mother. She has a coloscopy bag. - Yeah. - But man, so your dog hurt, I will tell you. - That's hilarious. - They have no communication, so she's just sad and afraid of you. - Do you send Alex the picture, the sad picture? - Oh. - It's so sad, but funny at the same time. - Oh, it's so adorable. - I'll send it to G Mike. Sorry, send it to G Mike. - Thanks G Mike. Yeah, do your dog's hurt. You can't do anything about it. We just got surgery and the medication they put her on, she's like just diarying for the past five days, so worse. - Yeah, and you got to clean it up and you're like, and you want to clean it up? I really have diarrhea she's showing and the grass you just smeared into the grass and look at your neighbors going look I'm cleaning it that's good for the Yeah, it's good it's good. Yeah, it's washed away now along with your house Let me issue guys when you walk your dog do you do like a I had dogs back in the day. I used to have like a poop of scuba You're always crispy jesus is one for fairie Abraham guys use the plastic bag stand right behind her Yeah, yeah, I always just you know what I do why Shit, I like that dude, I like that. I feel the heat. I go. I got a good grip on it I have this is gonna fuck you up what I have black rubber gloves and I just pick it up with my glove hands Wait, you have shit I peel it down and inside out the glove and then I have a garbage can. Oh You're saying like barbecue gloves. I was just gonna say that Yeah, but dude when you do the reverse it's got to get like at least for the bag The first two times just shit got all over my After two times you understand a little flip the way why are you doing this? You guys I like it better than I can control the ground with a stick like an old man. Why are you guys even picking it up? The bad you got you pick it up around here. Do people your fucking head off? No, you got to pick it up Yeah, what they have a new machine out there that just picks all the shit up automatically. It's called Christine And about twice a week and just do a full sweep like a room Can I tell you why as well of the gloves work because if you ever skip any picking up three or four piles very easy Just mash mash It's a whole like a cake. I understand then you flip you ain't I'll tell you why you like it Again, it's the interesting thing about like starting to give a shit about an animal because I never had this my first dog Really so like we've been friends for 20 years. Yeah, yeah, but like the first time like going out there and like picking up Their shit and even getting it and feeling like the heat of it and how like I mean I would almost like dry heave and then By the time you love that dog you're just like that grab you don't even think about it Yeah, it doesn't hit you anymore. It's very strange how that changes like that right away I wasn't going to meet Farah Abraham to enjoy her shit. No, no, no, she had me from fucking Duke She had me from like you want to see me poop? Yeah, sure Farah babe. I want you poop you want them TV. Do you have the picture of Jay's little pup? You said oh, look at that ripped up now. Yeah, she got fucked up. Yeah, dude. It's fucking Bad pedicure. She looks like she figured my girlfriend in her period. Yeah Oh Have you taken it off yet? She has to have it on a lot. I know but like if she ever like just sitting next to you Yeah, she looks at you. She stares at you like why are you making me look like it looks like she ran head first into a smurfs I have another one that's really comfortable But I'll give you because I ordered it too big because Apple had I border one online for Apple the one they gave her was Twice the size of her body and she was so depressed. I took it off for moment one What a waste of time the boy. I look at her and I go I go Dawkins I can't take if I take it off you can't go at your foot if you can start licking your foot. It's not gonna heal Take this thing off. I'm trying to bite my foot armor dog you stole super fork. Oh, dude, such a bummer All right, let's look at some plugs. We have a great show great Matt Sarah legendary Matt Sarah Strange show. We don't come on shit to a girls ugly pussy to a cute puppy in a cone Matt, what do you call you? You got a great podcast people to go check out Matt Sarah channel on YouTube Spotify geeking out with Matt Sarah it's fun and also you have seen filtered with the great gym. Oh, yeah Very cool being ready. Uh, yeah, I'm on a cameo obviously and Go to yeah, my YouTube. Yeah, there you go My YouTube I'm on tour punch up that live For all my dates there. Yeah, there's my tour dates for the rest of the year. Yeah, yeah, so come to all those all of them sure There's tickets to all of them. Let's do a shot to end the show Look at other four to five minutes of an hour Quick, no, I can't wait to see Payton have to just twist up Matt to just just so beautiful Fucking no dude, you're good. We're good real quick before we'll just go get your skank festing it's guys All X's passes are almost all that you'll create and present skank fest our 10th anniversary Done it's gonna be pretty goddamn incredible guys go to the website check out the amazing lineup of comedies But the best comics in the entire world skankfest.com to get those tickets see what you plug in I got cutler Bay Florida this weekend two shows Saturday night Tickets are still available as with my fellow cameo brother Payton I also am on cameo and I'm doing a lot of them right now because if you want your fantasy football draft order You come see daddy. I'll take care of you. I'll draft you up I'll talk shit about your whole fucking family your dad's a pussy everybody. 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God bless America God bless America always Matt, did you were you? Did you go squeaky clean like life when you were fighting complex? I see you smoking weed and drinking and everybody where you like squeaky or do you like just get it? Get it for fights. No, when I was training I was a fucking monk But like in between fights even though when you were not training Party and hang and shit I always liked weed, but you know if I'm fighting twice a year I'm training two and a half three months So it's like half the year I'm training you know what I mean? So I can never really go too off the wagon. - Sure. - I'm 52, I'm in the Hall of Fame, I'm in America. - You've earned it. - I'm, yeah I'm more theoretic. Yeah I got some shit so, like even today, at my school, Sarah B.J.J. and Jonathan D. Long Island, yeah I took the 7 a.m. class, I took the new class. I'm always on the mat, I'm still staying. - You gonna come out to Governor's Long Island? - You know it's so funny about that. - You're out of town, that's what it sounds like. He's like my dad, even though it's crazy, your stepmom, your stepmom's gonna thing that night, I gotta go do that. - What are you gonna do? - I don't like you. - You just said it. - Two weeks, do you know what I'm gonna do? - The pandemic took my academy that was right in front on Hampton Terminal Park, right there. It was Sarah B.J.J.I.2 schools, but not to get too deep into it, but it's almost so blessing, man. I used to have to travel to the city to do unfiltered with Jimmy, no one twice a week. - Oh what a delightful side stepping of whether or not he's coming to your ship. - Oh yeah, that was artistic, the way he asked. - The way he made it, he was like, "I forgot to ask. - I forgot to ask. - I'll get you some deep, you're talking to me now. - No, and then I had my one academy, the pandemic took that academy, and then also it made it where I had, I don't have to travel to the city, I had to pull up a green screen for unfiltered. - Yep. - It's fucking awesome. So, you know, it felt at the time, like holy fuck, pandemic was a scary thing. - That's Mike off. - Yeah, Matt, each of us a little bit. No, it's just going a little closer. - I thought I fucking screamed too. But yeah, man, so I thought, like it was at the time, it's like, fuck man, I lost the school. I now, you know, what's going to happen with my podcast? And it just led to, it actually is a blessing, man. I got one school now, I got everybody under one school. - I agree, the pandemic was a blessing. You hear that? - Yeah, I hear that 10 million people. - For some people, hey, some people might know, you know. - Matt's here, it needs to chill out a little bit, dude. - Somebody had a sufferer. - Fuck your grandma. - Dude, Michael Chase grandma had had it good enough for long enough if you asked me in. - Couple of olds died, and so what? - Yo, Vic Henley, boo-hoo. - Matt's there, isn't it the driver of the city anymore? - Yeah. - Great news. - Much Michael Chase, Nana. (laughing) (laughing) - You motherfuckers. (laughing) - I'm saying, we're completely worth it. - Personally. - I always tell you, it bums me out that she didn't, but you met my ex-wife because she lives out in Long Island. I don't know if it's a comedy show or something out there. She's a comedian. But like my daughter, when she was a teenager, you got to meet her. And my daughter's almost six foot tall, and everything. You were just like, please send her over. Then she thought about it for a minute, and then just never ended up doing it. But I always wished she'd, she's 23 now. - That was probably a while ago, no? - It was a while, yeah, yeah. Probably about like, two or three, eight years ago, at least or so, but yeah. - I know that she dropped the weight. Why don't you try some of your jits? Why? - Hey, Lewis, 'cause bones are too brittle. - This is gonna be able to snap his fucking bones. - My bridge kept with ease, dude. - I have no protein in me. - You live in this, what do you live, brother? - He's got a bunch of horror bones, so hollow bones. - You know, Joey Diaz still rolls. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Why he does, dude, it makes me angry. That's funny. I think I would beat the shit out of Joey Diaz, but he beat the shit out of me. - Fuck you up, dude. - He wouldn't really, dude. - I'd do the strangling, I know. - If you don't know Jiu Jitsu, you don't know Jitsu, it's a problem. - Could I be honest with you? - Mind blowing. - I'll accept it. - Yeah. - You guys are saying Joey Diaz could beat my ass. You guys know better than I do. - He's like, he's like, "I'm telling you, I'm a jet blue belt." - Oh no, he's been training for a while, I believe. - But I'm saying, Joey Diaz, forget it, that's Joey Diaz obviously, but it was like, if it was exact copy of Joey Diaz getting in the shit with me at a place, I'd be like, "Yeah, dude." - Yeah, it's an old man that's high on 1,500 milligrams of animals. Yeah, I think I'd be able to take him as well. Again, he's fucking, wait, but then you're sleeping and his balls are in your fucking face. - I'd love to, I'd love to kind of promo right now and be like, "Skankfest, motherfucker, me and Jiu Jitsu." - But he won't do Skankfest. - Why? - He won't do Skankfest, but too, it's also like the problem with me with any of this stuff, why I can't do it. - Why? - It's for some weird thing in me. - He's a pussy. - Maybe he's not weird, sure. It's, if Lewis was like, "Let's spar, let's go spar, "put on gloves and spar." The second he connects with my face, my feeling, again, this isn't like street fights, me and a friend spar, it's me and a face, my first instinct isn't like anger back, it's like sad. I get like sad, I go, "Why would my friend do that to me?" I wouldn't hit him like that, until he's hit me like that, I wouldn't hit him like that. - Who are you saying? - I was kidding when I said you're a pussy. - You're actually a pussy. - No, no, no, listen, if you were just like, spar with this guy, I could go, again, I wouldn't even go pussy. - I wouldn't go full steam there, either, because of my mind, I don't have a problem with this guy. I've never been in a fight that there's not a problem. - You know, it's true, is, though, no. - Sure, it's rolling, right? It's a submission. - But you get it to the point where when they tap out, oh, you got me, all right? So he won. So you don't get to get a punch or anything, but what did he do? He got you to the point where when you tap, if you don't tap, you have a broken arm. - Sure. - If you don't tap, you're going to sleep. So they call it the gentle arm. Well, you're not taking a beating at all. Since I retire, since I retire, I'm gonna tell you what, I'll take a broken arm, and I'll get choked out. I never tap. I'll be the fastest, that's if he's off-tab, so I'm gonna go, "I'm still going like this. "When he's trying to arm, by me, I'm going this, I go, "I go, never, no, he's going to do it. "I can't hold this forever." - If people get choked out, is that, like, is that it for them for practice today, like, or do you proud? - You did not fucking at all, though. - What? - Wake up, you fucking mow. - No way, dude. If I get choked out, practice is over. - No, I mean, dude, I got too much pride. - You can't do that through games. - That's right, I'll let you talk to your big homo. - I didn't hear no bell. - No, no, no. - Show me what you do when you fight, guys. - You can choked out. - You can choked out, like, you can ride a lot of ways? - Yeah. - That's just the blood flow. - Man, each of my thugs. - I know what you're saying, man. - You'll be fine. - It's different if they get knocked out. - Yes. - Oh yeah, you're taking a whole-- - But choked out, still. I'm still like-- - I gotta get-- - It's gonna take me a little while. - You look out long. - I feel like he's gonna become a fucking knockout, though, he's a fucking knockout. - That's her choice. - I got mad. - One time, Rogan goes-- he actually said the part of it. He's like, "Hey, you should go out and start your gitsy where he's talking about fighting." I go, "I got bad knees." And he's like, "Oh." - Another one's your room for China. - Plusy, like-- - Yeah, he looked at you. - Yeah, he looked at you. - You're a pussy. - I was like, "Okay, well, Joe Rogan." - A single person who's over the age of 40 that does your gitsy, that doesn't have a long list of injuries. - Yeah, sure, but Joe Rogan was also good at getting everyone-- he's so popular, so he's good at getting everybody on board with his thing. - Oh, sure. - I was Joe Rogan, everyone would be like, "Guys, seriously, it's like watching a home video pornography of five black guys fucking a housewife." - Yeah. - He has the best kind of porn because everyone's into it. Like, they want to do that. - You mean about Jiu-Jitsu? - No, no, no, I'm just saying-- - Jiu-Jitsu is saying if he had the same-- - If I had to play a porn, everyone would be super stoked on co-- - Yes. - If you had seen "Jiu-Jitsu," we would all be watching "Cuckold" part of "Jiu-Jitsu," yeah, yeah. - The Jiu-Jitsu is different. - The Jiu-Jitsu, the Jiu-Jitsu is all "Cuckold." - And then also-- - Yeah. - Celebrity show-- - Instead of, like, all of a sudden-- - Instead of hunting Jiu-Jitsu, it's Celebrity Shitting, "Cuckold" part. - I can't look at deer in the face and kill it. - Jiu-Jitsu. - But I can show you a teen mom taking a two-foot dump on TV. - That's not-- - Like this. - Like this, yeah. - Like this, yeah. - But Jiu-Jitsu-- - Yeah, and somebody you say that you can't-- - I don't think so for you. - You can't, like, spar your friend. Like, I literally went to the gym and I sparred with my 13-year-old son today. - Listen, he's big. - I got-- I got-- - There's been a big difference. - I can't tell you something. There's something also if it was your son or something-- - I mean, I would do it myself. - Could you beat the shit out of my son? - No, no, but if your son is, like, you're kind of rooting for him to catch you on a few. - Yes. - You don't think it's going to hurt us. - When he hit you, you're like-- - Right. - You're kind of-- so it's like-- it's a different thing. - I'm saying just going over the-- I did it one time. I did some short thing. I forget it was filming it with Vecchio and we-- - I don't know exactly what it was. It was Dustin Chafin's "Comedian Parity of Reality" TV shows. - And it was-- - I mean, me and Mike Vecchio and took, like, you know-- - You guys were apparently in the contender. - Okay, yeah, right. Two hours of, like, boxing class with Sergei. - Which, by the way, it wasn't a bad concept for a show. The idea was they'd take comedians-- - It just been done better. - And they would-- - Well, no, they would just-- they would do different-- so the survivor episode, a contender episode, fucking-- - Sure, like, you know-- - Whatever the reality shows were, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think we were the pitch. And so, we took, like, two hours of lessons with Sergei or Chacone and then we got in the ring. I don't know what I was expecting other than this, but it was, like, we do, like, two one-minute rounds. And we're circling around at first, and I got, you know, in the mouthpiece-- - Just punching? - Yeah. But I got the mouthpiece in, and I'm, like, almost, like, giggling through the mouthpiece. I'm like, "What are we going to do here, dude? Like, we're just going to fucking, like, "paught each other." - I didn't know anything about boxing. It was a dildo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It just pulls it out like that, lady. Slop. - And I assume that the balls were the protection of my teeth, so I had to really take it down. So keep in mind, I'm relaxing my throat completely and boxing a friend. - Okay. - Picture it, if you will. No, so I got the mouth, and it's like-- I'm almost, like, kind of, giggling through it. I almost, like, the word is going to be, kind of, like, dicking around with each other. And then he just sent one up the pike and called me in the nose. And, yeah, boy, I wasn't mad at him at all. I was just, kind of, like, I was just kind of-- I just went in full, like, defense for a while, and kind of pushing him off and grabbing, so I was just like, "Wait, we're going to punch each other, dude." I'm like, "You were the best man in my fucking wedding." - Yeah. - Yeah. - This is crazy. - I got you. - So I was like, something about that doesn't strike me. - You should choose better for you, then. You don't need that shit. - Probably. You're right, 'cause I said there's no striking, actually. - And also, I think when you train martial arts, you get a little back to something like, it's not-- You're not trying to hurt it. You're not trying to fight each other. It does hurt, but it's not about hurting each other. You're trying to make each other better. It's like, "I train with herring "and all the time. We're really close friends. We spoil, we punch each other in the face." - I've never been afraid to take hits in a street thing that breaks out. I'd never even overthought it, other than, like, you know, protect yourself. - It's just your bully, and we go with really small guys. But I was just never overthought that, but again, it's just like the whole process of, like, throwing a punch with anything behind it that matters to somebody who I'm just like-- - Yeah, there's no this. It's not even that-- - The impressiveness of that is the, UFC, so that's why I said it was in trouble from the get go was walking to the cage and going like, this guy's pretty skilled too, I'm not just gonna, like if you, the confidence you must have almost, you know, you're younger especially too, and if a bar thing breaks out, you're like, I'm gonna get out of this pretty okay, but like, in the ring, you're like, this guy's been training for me specifically, it's an idea of walking in, and even like doing things for your plan to the crowd, like, what's up, my eyes just be down to the ground, like, I can't believe I have to do this, why have I made decisions like putting this situation, oh my god, this guy thinks better, I saw videos of him, I can't kick like that, I can't kick like that, I just walk, I do the all from a call, I just let him hit me and go, can we stop, I'm gonna stop, these are my friends, so you started having nervous breakdowns because you were nervous about going to tour with corn, I was gonna go to the corn, I had to go to the hospital six times, they go, you're not having a heart attack, you're just afraid of going on tour with the corn. Your mindset, your mindset when you go in there to fight is that it's the exact opposite of that, like, you could watch the tape, say, are these dangerous, are this dangerous of that, but you get yourself so prepared that you're like, oh man, I'm, I'm, I wouldn't want to be locked in there with me, I'm, I'm, I'm a rough guy to deal with. Would you have, have it if you took, that guy got hurt, you take the short notice fight. Yeah, I would, you have a trade for him. I never took a short notice fight. I didn't fight injured and shit, but I never took a fort, a short notice fight because endurance, I was never afraid of getting hurt, but I was always afraid of getting tired of that, you don't want to get tired of that, man. And if you don't know a guy's game, good enough. Well, you don't want to get tired of that. It's like to walk up the stairs. Yeah, exactly, yeah, you're gonna feel when you get to the top stairs, like, fuck dude, I don't want to be here. Remember when you came to New York, when you came to New York, the first time I said you were gonna do the Joker dance down the steps, but you were dropped you off at the bottom of the Joker steps. I was like, no, I think you go around and that's got me off to the top. There's no way you have to go up and I go, come down, it's off highway. It's off the fucking highway. You have to go up. I'm like, did they do any scenes at a Wendy's restaurant? That's the worst. Hey, I want to do the exercise fall. All right, here you are. No, no, no, if you like, if you can get me up, though. Dude, you see, the only time I've gone like, I used to live in a fourth floor walk up and I'd be bringing girls home. But when I get to the third floor, I'm like, faking, not being at a breath, I'm like, just no more floor. Buddy, every time I used to, that girl, were you around, you weren't around for Catherine. This girl I dated, live on 40 fish, you know, a fifth floor walk up and I mean, when I would go every time I went to her place, I just faked having the piss so I can go and I had the conversation with her. It was like, I was holding weed in my mouth. She'd be like, do you want to watch a movie or something, I go, whatever you want to do, I don't know. Totally fine. Yeah. He was holding you. But he also tried to inquire, so you go like, he's trying to get it all the way around, then suck it all in. Like, you're like, you've a minute between around the fight. And then you come out of the bathroom and you're like, I did some fucking pull ups in there. It's pretty cool. He's like, why did you flush the toilet nine times? Why did you? He's something fun. I didn't know I'd have her think I took a shit that I'm out of breath. Why did he for so long goes, I don't know, man, I must have drank a lot of breath walking upstairs. The most embarrassing thing to you. This girl's agree is getting wet for you if you're out of breath. The girl's agreed to fuck you. She's talked the entire way of the steps and you're nodding and everything she said. So she goes, she goes, she goes, do you think it's bitching if I heard you? Probably. You go, oh, there you go. Let me think about that. You want to stop and make every question is hard for you like, no, she's definitely a bitch. You're right. She fucking sucks. What? What did you learn with this a fucking car? Hang on, I think better like this. Hang on. He goes, hang on. Let's stop on the third, fourth, or third. Yeah. Let's really think about this. Is she a bitch or are you overreacting? I think she's being a bitch. What did you go up on? Next time I see you, I want to be a clear mind. You go up, pour me a gigantic, yeah, like one of those stadium cups of water. How about this? The ones you brought home from a stadium that are fucking fading in the dishwasher. If you could fill that with all you go upstairs and help pretend I'm hurt. Okay? And I'll give you five minutes to really get in the character and then I'll go upstairs and then I'll think about what you're gonna say. Think about what you're gonna say, think about the different, think about what I could say. But also when I come up, before we jump right into character, I'm gonna be like, can I go? Oh my God, it's gonna be me. I have to pee. Can I pee real quick? I always, I always fake cough because that's how you get a big deep breath in. Yeah. There you go. Oh my God, I smoke weed fucking 45 minutes ago. Tap, tap, tap. Fake the cough. You go, yeah, I think a, yeah, yeah, I do that. I fake this, I have this new thing, I ask my cardiology, since that's all right, but like every once in a while, like, they could take a deep, but completely out of like, it's like a tick. Well, I thought it was a heart attack. Yeah, but it's, he says it's somewhat normal. Yeah. I know the good move is every flight of steps, you stop and you go, I think it's the cute when couples take pictures on steps together. Yeah. And you go smile, bitch. Smile. Yeah. Smile to like a breed norm. I mean, you're like, it's almost like, it's definitely a hack promise for comedians to say, but like, you're like, he's on the way to check and she's like, let's go on a hike. You're like, the whole time it's just miserable. There's nothing less enjoyable than walking uphill while there's years of sucks about it. I'll just say no, but the guilt you feel when you're sitting home watching a documentary about the band Chicago, that's four hours long, because everybody else went to go for a fucking hike to the waterfall and you go, fuck off, dude. Yeah. I don't want to do that. I'm not doing any of that. But while you're sitting there, you're not really enjoying yourself. You're like, oh, I'm the asshole because I don't want to. But waterfall hike's not bad, though, because you get water and refreshment. Yeah. And baby suits in the fucking woods, like uphill for a while, I like dude. My wife and I did a 5K one time with another friend and we were like, just doing it together to kind of be healthy. Oh, you met a younger couple. No, well, it was yes. They were young. They were young couples. Trying to keep on folds on TV a lot. And then all of a sudden, we were trying to get into swinging. We're doing it together, but everyone's in their own zone. And then like quarter of my life, my wife just fucking boom, boom, boom, and then like, dust me. And I was like, what the fuck? I thought we were doing a thing together. Yeah. And then like she scored, you can still kick her ass. Oh, I wanted to that day, dude. I thought I was like, I couldn't believe it. I go, what the we were doing is together. I thought we were just like, she's like, well, I would just finish before you. I was such a content breakfast after I didn't talk to her because I was like, I thought there were pictures of our, and then the times underneath. She posted her picture and her time, she goes, I just posted the pictures, but it had the fucking times underneath her as my, I'm like, 55 minutes and a half, I was about to say 15 minutes and a half in terms of long, long racing is in a turn. Oh my God. There was 180 people between you two guys. If you guys were both Kenyan, that's fucking far over divorce. It was like, it was like, yeah, the whole race was like 28 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. So she beat me by one. 28 minutes for a five game. I know, by the way. That's like my way. You said it first. That's what she did in it. It was like 32. You're my only half, dude. Yeah. That's like two and a half hours. You're not just doing the pill. You exercise in two minutes. You guys are like when you're, you know, you're mosey and fuck you guy. Don't act like that. You're not fucking, dude. It's fine. He's moving here. You know what? Are you going to Jay's show or not? And fucking governor. You never answer the question. Let's take the light off. I mean. If you go, I'll mix in some cardio. What? You know what's funny about that is, it's two weekends from now. Seven to eight. Hell yeah. But I live in fucking three downtowns away. Yeah. Right there. I love it there too. I know you will. Pumpkin. I'll be doing it in five minutes. I wish you would. Could you imagine if three fucking juggernauts. Three games. Oh my god. Oh my god. Three juggernauts of comedy. One night. Could be unbelievable. And my animal. And my ex-wife featuring. Yeah. What? Holy shit. We're all going to fuck her after the show. We're all fucking after this. One night. And everyone. And you know, we're going to pick three guys from the audience. And we're all going to fuck her. Right. Yay. We're going to play fucking pregnancy relic. She's Hispanic. I'm going to take a picture of a pussy and put it in the contest. Yes. After that, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Oh, Matt just got the idea of what the show is. There it is. Literally worn my soldiers now. Can I just say, for the record and legal purposes, the best of my recollection, my ex-wife's pussy was fine looking. Oh, okay. Great. Oh, it was beautiful. For all-intensive purposes. Just tucked away. It wasn't all beef or whatever. Can you get off some section or should I have a natural breath? No. Guys, girls, now that I'm an older man, I'll tell you right now, I've been with a lot of women. Take the score. The scores are tiny. Take the score. You're a pussy. You get fucking scores aren't tiny. No, the scores are tiny. Listen, you could always just get a fucking stupid, a fucking, you can get a fucking tattoo of ivy across your belly. Like every other dumb shit though. I don't say the score just came out. Three years, three years down the line. The score is invisible. Yeah. You would have to be looking with like a- Let me see your pussy first, your score. I don't know if I'm a scream. Get out of there, baby, let's see it. I know you got a C-section, but did you try to do it naturally for a while first and then have to do the C-section? Yeah, I was in labor for three days. So you can push these to the shore? Yeah. You push these to shore and you have the score. It's the worst Cucinario. Wait, I don't know. Why? It shouldn't come out. I know, but it's fucking thing. You know what it is. It was prepared for. You think it's got three quarters of the way out? That's what it was like. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. It's what. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna get you, and it spills around on her body. -I think her baby actually had two arms out. It was like this, and the doctor started pulling the legs back through her stomach. He goes, "I'll go in through the duck hole. You go in through the pussy hole, and we'll be in the middle." Find that baby. He goes, "Put your foot in her pussy, and kick her back into her belly." -I'm trying to grab this thing. -We'll blow it out the blow hole. -I'm telling you right now, I've been with a decent amount of women in my life, and I've been with both. And I'm telling you right now, all of the moms that did the C-section are toyed as fuck, their postings are great, their bodies are better. Everything, look at this woman shaking her head right now. She's got a great pussy, I can tell, right now. It's probably looking at her face. -But wait, can I, wherever that was, did you do it on for that reason, though? -To have a great pussy. -But she's had seven C-sections. Her stomach looks like she's starting for it. They didn't even sew it up, they just keep the flat bones in it. -They just put safety pins in it. [ Laughter ] -It closes with buttons like a cowboy's pajamas in the ass. -Yeah, hot glue comes undone in the summer when it gets too warm. -Hot glue, she can't swim. -Yeah. -But she can't swim. -It's just so warm. -I can't swim. -I can't swim. -Who's my hot glue? -Who's my natural solvent? -I can't swim. -I'm telling you right now, ladies just hear me out on this. Thank you, Alex, for getting my back. Thank you for this shit, for getting my back. -Wait, I gotta be honest. I've had sex with, uh, obviously, natural childbirth postings. They snapped back just fine. -Me, too. -I'm someone who's been brand loyal for over 20 years to, uh, to a-- -Absolutely. It holds up. -To a pussy that two babies came out of? -It snaps back. -Yeah. -It snaps back to, like, 70% of its tightness. -Well, I don't remember what the number was, but I come every time 100% from the floor, so. That there's a great number. -He covers her. -He covers her, he covers her. -Oh, my God, guys. Your wives aren't gonna hear the podcast. -I'm not married anymore. -Pussy's fine. -She's gonna probably hear it. -Yeah, maybe. But her pussy's fine. -She's gonna hear it through her pussy. If you put your ear to your wife's face, it sounds like he was like a-- -Our pussy was absolutely fine. Did not-- I did not feel a change. -What's that? -Pose pre. -I like to be a guy. I like to be a good guest, but I'm not talking about my wife for a giant. -Well, no. -Thank you, man. -I will tell you this. I have my wife's had three kids. -Yeah? -I'm still having a good fucking time. -Well, wait. How did they-- -I'm still having a good fucking time. -Did you hear that? -Yes. I have a good time, man. I called the TRT. Maybe, you know, I have some good equipment, but we have a great time. -I have some good equipment. -Yeah. -So-- -You're dick? -I mean, you have my cock, bro. -What do you mean? -Yeah. -I don't have time to clean it up for the audience. But-- -Guys, then I'll take his nice-- -A little tray secret. Throw a little vinegar on the thing. It turns up nice, am I right? -That's right, man. Tap it. -But, uh, yes. So I can't complain. I was trying to keep quiet during that bump. You're like, "Hey, man, let's just-- -I don't see your wet-- But I mean, I didn't know if you had a situation where you're like, "Oh, you know, two of my kids were natural and one was like a sea section." -Oh, that's cool. -Yeah. -And he's Italian. -Oh, wow. -I mean, not a-- -If it don't come out the push, he shend it back. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -They might get in the closer from the box. -Oh! -Oh! -It's got to be fun to pussy. [ Laughter ] -I want to see shoulders coming out of the fucking box. [ Laughter ] -Christ on mighty. -All right. Fuck. This is a fun game. We did-- we put this game together for Madsen. -Yeah, let's get mad. -So about your professional fighter, obviously. -Okay. -Okay, true fucking legend. Dude, I watch you win the title again, "Shore Sampeer Lives." That was the fucking-- [ Cheers and applause ] One of the biggest upsets. But not only just, like, fucking upset, you knocked him the fuck out. Which nobody-- like, if you guys-- if you took him down and got his back and you caught your fucking moment and you did too, no, you said, "I'm gonna do what you're supposed to do better." It was one of the most legendary moments of all time. So we respect your knowledge of fighting more than possibly anybody we've ever had on this show for America. -Thank you. -Fuck those, can not be fucking weird. -That's true. We can't best hang on, but he's an American. -Can I just chime in that I'm not-- Hey, listen, thank you. First of all, of course. -Any time anybody brings it up to me, I always tell him the same thing. Don't watch the rematch. -No, listen. I-- I-- -I wasn't gonna bring up the rematch. -Listen, look, no, listen. -Was there a rematch? -I wish that George was a worse guy than I could just be like, "Yeah, I fucked him up." He's such a fucking good dude. I like the guy so much, so I love George St.D.F. -Yeah, but for us-- -But fucking gravy fries? But he's-- we can figure that out. -Come on. -This is a fries. -Poutine, this is a fries. -This is a fries are better. -This is a fries. -This is a fries. -This is a fries. -Lots of us better than curds all day, or day, painter. -Yes. -Who are you? -Go back to Nebraska, where the future is. -Oh, shit. -I skate your asses out of here. -Suck it. -Fuck it. -Bable Dicks. -This is a fries. -Go tap a tree, you fucking jaw. -Oh, never mind. -You got to graze it. -Can't do enough. Can't do enough. -No, take it back. It's bullshit. Bullshit. -All right. -All right. -Okay, let's take a quick moment to thank IndyCloud for supporting the show, guys. We love IndyCloud. 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Two will get to choose between some amazing prizes like sports cars and cold hard cash, baby. -Well, let me tell you something, whether you win or lose, your dick and balls are separated by fucking pouches. -That's awesome. -If you're ready to upgrade your wallet and maybe you ride for a limited time only, head to Ridge.com. Use code "LOS-10" at checkout and you're going to get 10% off your order and a chance to win Ridge's biggest sweepstakes ever. -A Lamborghini Huracan Storado. -Can I tell you something? -That sounds like it's bullshit. -Yeah, it doesn't even sound so made up. -When I was at Zaini's Nashville one time, a guy who used to work there pulled up in a fucking weird colored Lamborghini. And I said, "You want a Lamborghini?" He goes, "No, I want it in sweepstakes." -And they actually give you the fucking Lamborghini. -They did? -They actually give it to you. You can get a Lamborghini Huracan Storado, a Ford Hennessey Velossa Raptor, a souped up Ford Bronco, $100,000. -Random works that they put together. -I'm checking into hotels now. -You can never get a Ford Flamme Slam with that. You can get a skibbiz about the skibbiz bottle. -No purchase necessary to enter, but every dollar you spend gets you more entries. How amazing is that? It's an amazing sweepstakes. Enter right now. That's Ridge.com. Use code LOS10 and you're all set. You're in the sweepstakes. Let them know we sent you. LOS10, one more time at Ridge.com. All right, let's get back in there. -Look at these guys, obviously hiding from the police down here. They came in an hour into the show. They just rigged a guy on the subway. -Just in kid, is that you? He's a long island, guys. Don't fuck with that kid. That kid's a professional fighter. -Oh, fine. -Just in kid. -Hey, move his repeat his ass. -No, no. -He's got a frontman. -That's a frontman. -That's a frontman. That guy is not a fighter, that guy is a pussy. - Who is with that guy's ass? - Who is with that guy? - I fuck your mouth, dude. - Lewis, Lewis, Lewis, Lewis, Lewis, Lewis. - Dude, Lewis, you would beat that guy. - Hey, shit in that guy. - Yeah, watch your ass. - Hey, Lewis, look at him again. Honestly, you think you could beat that kid up? - Dude, I will give you $6,000 tonight. - If you get knocked, Lewis, the fuck up? - Why would you say that? - JJ, JJ. - JJ, he can do it. - I will sell him $6,000. - There's no way, this is the toughest guy in the world. - In the world? - I mean this, Lewis, I will give you $7,000 if you knock up a chance. - I'll give you $10,000 if you four go then. - Lewis's house is under water as we speak. - You need the money. - Neither one of them, both of us have a breaking point with this game and we're approaching it quickly. - I will go six figures to have you knock out Lewis tonight. - But you can, I'm not even worried about losing it because Lewis will beat the shit out of you. I know it for a fact. - Hey, listen, you know the UFC, of course. - Of course, of course. - Heard of it. - That young gentleman, Fort and Bellatolle, you know that fucking-- - Oh, of course. - Oh, that's right. - UFC's gang cousin, Lewis's father. - Yeah, Lewis. - That's his UFC's gang cousin, Lewis's father. - It's going top two, seven, six, gang. - That's right, I did find it, you know. I did find it, it's gangfests. - Two? - I found it at Los Manias. - Los Manias. - What is your shirt saying? - It's a karate guy in boxing. - What does your shirt say? - Weak things, Brick. Oh yeah, Lewis, you're going to get your ass. - Oh, dude. - Yeah. - That's directed directly towards you. - Yeah, bro, that, yeah. - So what you ever got, dude? - Justin, Justin, what, what is it? - Not tall though. - Not tall though. - Justin, not tall though. - Not tall though. - Justin, not tall though in the group. - We got some of this pussy's videos. And let me show you where Lewis is going to fucking change your life. - I'm sure he's on YouTube, the kid. - Yeah, of course. - The kid, that's a real original nickname. - Look, I'm a fucking boxer. - Let me show you the holes in his game. Where Lewis is going to fucking kill this guy. - Hey, what's your name, B.A? - I'm a kid, I'm the kid. - I have to give you 6,000 dollars to be knocked out, Lewis. It'll never happen. - When? - Lewis. - Yo, I'll fight you for free. - It's a pain of pain for free. - No, I'm kidding, no, I don't want to be your ass, I don't. - Um, all right, so this is the game now. - Oh, the games. The Legion of Stank's Street Fight Breakdown with Matt Sarah. So Matt, this is gonna be, we're gonna use your expert knowledge. We're gonna show you the beginning of a Street Fight. And you're gonna tell us who you think is gonna win the fight before they even start fighting. Base off of the way the fighters see his face. - Purely off race. - This is fun. I'm already got some of the race in size of hatch. - Purely on race and fighting stance. - I'm excited. - Now Gregg did, all right, so let's see this too. - Now I'm confused. - All right. - These are women. These might be women, but because they're not expecting women. - I know who loses, they're kids. - Let me see. - Better, the one that's filming. - I will see. - I'll show you, all right. Is this the freeze frame or are you gonna give it more? - No, I'll play it and then right before they fight, I'll freeze it up and you can pick your guesses. - Great, all right. - We'll all pick, but Matt, you know, you should be the one who should be the one who should be the one. - Yo, mom, we'll pass. All right, let's see. - She already lost. - Can I get some of these pieces of hair fly out? - Yes. - I'll get ripped out, okay. - Yeah, that's what I call it. - No, no, no, no, Matt, Matt, okay, please, what do you think here? 'Cause I already have some ideas. - From the positioning of their bodies and their arms, the pink with the elbows down, hands up. I'm going with pink. - That's what I would've said. - Can I ask, is this in front of a cemetery? What's in the fucking grass? - Yeah. - Of course it is, dude. Do you guys know, by the way, these are both duanomans style men? - Papa with the roll and stone. - So Matt, you're saying the girl with the pink? - I grow and would pink. - Straight out your head. - The other girl's gonna hurt her. - No, it was all wide. - Black is gonna step on pink shoe and then just twist her up. They're both wearing hockers. She's both comfy. - Let's see. - Oh shit. - Oh. - She goes, oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Face on me. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - That's shit. - Fight, fight, fight. - All right, one down. - Wow. - All right. - You're gonna do it. - Fight, fight. - That fight had nothing to do with her elbows, hands up. Yeah, she's got elbows down, fish up, it looks good. She just picked her up, and she went like, "Holy crap, Morgan and Andrew, the giant is just over them." That was a sexy thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh, look at this man. Oh, it's over. Yeah, she's having a fucking seizure. Yeah, of course she is, her shoulder's broken, her next twist. No, I got the ugly as pushing. Fuck. So did she die? Holy shit. Yeah, probably. >> Because she starts shaking immediately. >> She starts shaking, let me let's finish the video, I want to say. >> Yeah, she sees it up. >> That's the end. >> She sees it up. >> [INAUDIBLE] >> She's wrong. >> That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. >> Found out a lot more with that. >> [MUSIC] >> Open it's happy, I'm sure. >> So, going to number two, Matt Sarah is one and a half. >> All right, let's go. >> Here we go, yeah, this is a good one. >> I mean, it's pretty easy to kind of put reset, there's one out of his hands up. >> He's wearing a shirt that says one love, by the way. >> Now, and he's also wearing Shaquille O'Neal rookie shorts. >> Yeah, what the fuck, man, look like that. >> Well, that's cuz he gets younger Shaquille quicker back then, he's true. >> All right, Matt, what are you thinking here? >> I'll tell you right now. I think I'm going with blue, I think the other guy's faking it. >> I think he's faking it. >> So you think his wild style is going to beat this guy's faking it cuz he's not going to come in. >> He's bombing and move it, he's moving on, whack him. >> Yeah, I don't say this guy is, he's doing it like your first day of boxing class stance. Like very tight, yeah, yeah, this isn't a great stance. This other guy looks like he's at the very least athletic. >> He smiled also before. >> He's using the extra bonus foot to move around, which is really good, true. >> I mean, I couldn't fucking hold like that, he's been faking for like a minute now. >> I think the bitch from last video is going to come in and fucking. >> By the way, girls just wait in line and film it is great. >> Yeah. >> I'm not leaving my place. >> All right, let's see. >> [APPLAUSE] >> [INAUDIBLE] >> Thank you, thank you. >> Oh shit, wait, is this Austin? >> Wait, he's not done. >> Ready, that's what he's done. >> He's got it in the back. >> He's using us to fuck the fat white chick in the short shorts. >> This almost happened to be literally on that block. >> And that guy walked on stage and won Kill Tony. >> That guy won Kill Tony. >> That's very important from the Greek. >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> So far so good. >> Man, two and a half, shit, let's go. >> This guy might know as shit. >> Last one. >> All right. >> The dog. >> Man. >> Ooh, no, no, no. >> He fight is stunt double. >> DMX, DMX. >> Is it a college DMX? >> Yeah, it's like the spider man. >> I mean, it's a thing, I'm just saying. >> The dog's confused, he's like, what, which one? >> Who's that? >> Who the hell? >> Who the hell? >> Who the hell? >> They switched backpacks, I'm fucked. >> What's different in this picture, the fucking backpacks? >> [LAUGH] >> Anyway, go, go, go, go. >> They were in the same fucking house. >> What is happening here? >> They shop with the same store. >> It's a Lukas and Junior off. >> The fucking, who's that the dog's confused? What are you guys? >> Oh. >> Oh, can you grab me and die? >> Yeah, me too, bro. And it's more like this here. >> Should we do a shop before I have to discuss? >> Do a shop, give me a guess at another shop, please. >> Wait, I'll skank in the skanks. >> Cheers, my friend. >> All right, let's fucking go. And nobody do this for us after fucking retoying. [APPLAUSE] >> A salute. >> Shoot a J, that's not sick of it. >> That's a shot. >> That's a big one, dude. >> Not a sip. >> That's a big one, that's a big one. >> Shit, I got a drive. >> All right, I'm talking to the fucking people. >> Don't shoot me anymore. >> Is that the dog's tailor? Does he have a fucking hog? >> [LAUGH] >> Whoa, wow, what if the dog is shitting like Ferra Abram? >> I don't know, is that shit? >> I spy with my little lie. >> Two foot of unbroken dog shit. >> Man, that would be as impressive. >> All right. >> What the fuck? >> What the fuck? >> It was gay sex the whole time? >> Back to the pick. >> I think the dog started fucking hopping a man. >> Let me go back, go back, back to the point, happened. >> Well, what do I mean, I don't know what the fuck just happened. You got the show scene. >> Gay sex. >> [LAUGH] >> There's no way to pick, this is impossible. >> Yeah, this is just the black guy. >> Right or left. >> You know what, the ball black guy. >> The guy with the book bag also is the owner of the dog that helps you pick. >> Okay. >> Well, we got a pick, you got a pick, who do you think's going to win? >> But I didn't see any, that's what I'm seeing, this. >> Yeah, so I guess you got to see the dog talk. >> So book bag is doing, book bag is doing a takedown right now. The other guy's posting, that's what we have. >> All right, well, it's not going to look good for book bag. But, I don't know what kind of ground control he has. >> You think underneath could still win this? >> Because he is posting out, all right, this is what I'm going to do. >> I know it looks bad for the gentleman on the left. >> Sure. >> But I'm going to say he will reverse the situation somehow. >> I agree. >> I think so too. >> Let's go. >> [INAUDIBLE] >> Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up. >> I'm not going to get up, I'm not going to get up, I'm not going to get up. >> Please, fuck it up. >> They're doing the winner. -We lost. -Who lost? -Who lost? -We hit that with a paw on the back of us. -Is that a-- is that-- -That's correct. -That's correct. -I mean, that's three for three with a bonus. -Wow. -Oh, we done it for three with a bonus. -How many we have? -Was that the last one? -That was the last one, yeah. -Oh, that's our three for three for three for three. -That's our previous one. -That was great. -Hold the applause, seriously. -No. -You should be alive if you watch-- -You should, you know, you're fighting. -Thank you, guys. -Thank you. Did I fucking win anything the Skank fans? -Yeah, you won one night with the Golden Pussy winner. -Yeah, well, listen. Unfortunately, I got to turn that down. -The last story there, at the bottom. -What is that? -Uh, sure. -What is this? -I don't know. -We'll talk about this on the meeting. -Which one, the Fed? -This guy kills himself and wife after wife calls him out for being a pet of him. -I did see that. -Yeah, I heard about this on the news. -This was like on the morning news. -This is an uplifting story. -Yeah. -Oh, wow. -So we have the video that she posted. [ Laughter ] -Well, get it now. He's a fucking dogfucker. He loved it. He never stopped. We knew it. -So, apparently, about one month after he was caught touching a girl on a team that he coached. -Damn. -Oh, my gosh. -He trusted him. -His wife posts this video. -What's it? On TikTok, why? Preparing for one of Netflix drops of documentary about my soon-to-be ex-husband who I just found out is a pedophile. Oh, what a psycho. -It's pretty hot, though. -Yeah, but that's the hot that sucks. -Yup. -What do you mean? -You know, she's gonna fucking get up. You're gonna answer being a pedophile. -Oh, that's true. -Even though she pays no bills. -Yeah. That's right. -This guy's coaching a bus boss. What are you doing? You're fucking free time. You pay for everything. -You're bolling. [ Laughter ] -Waking your chops. -Oh, okay. I can't have a hobby. -What the fuck do you do? -I don't bus your balls when you're fucking reading with your fucking fair friends. -You just spend, spend, spend. -No, baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [ Laughter ] -That's just being quiet. -I mean, I mean, Matt, come on. -It's depressing. -It is depressing, Matt. -Oh? -How soon have the news that you get killed? -Two days. -Oh. -No, no. I have no idea. [ Laughter ] -Can we -- a week? -A week to think about it. -Oh, right. By the way, I forgot that this -- in this story, she dies. I was just -- -Oh, what do you mean? Now all of a sudden you're bailing out of all the jokes we just made up. -No, no, no, no, no. -I'm back in. I thought you got it. -I'm not a hot guy. -If he killed her naked, I swear to God the EMTs and they came in for a second went. -All right. -Dude, she's super hot. -She's hot. -It was within two weeks of posting this. -Okay, let's see. Let's see the post. -What do you guys think? TanLines? No, TanLines. -TanLines. -I love a tanLine, dude. -I don't mind. -Yeah, I like a tanLine. -She's a good tanLine. -She's got TanLines. -100% out, dude. Oh, that guy's got fucking, and it's a bikini underwear fucking style. It's just like a weird, like, almost like a khaki. -Well, it was a problem. That's why I thought I could be with children because he's so youthful. -Yeah, yeah. -It's great naked. -But his dick and ass is like a khaki yellow. -Yeah. -It looks like a burlap. -Yeah. -It's not -- The ass is what shows his age completely. -Play the video. -Flappy. -Let's see. -That was the -- -That was her video. -That was her video. That's it. She posted that. -That was the fucking video. -Wait. -You don't get it. He didn't kill her. -Let's see a news thing about how he killed her for that. -She's out in them right there. She's saying he's a pedophile. -But why be killer? -Because he said he's a fucking pedophile. -She doesn't have any loyalty. -Because she outed him on social media for being a pedophile. -Well, she's the one who outed him. -Yes, but can I ask a question? Did she say she's going to post -- I'm about to post the evidence? -Wait a minute. Hold on. The time -- -Was there ever evidence? -The video says there's a Netflix documentary being made. -No, that's -- No, that's like a trend. -She's saying, preparing for when Netflix makes it. -You're gonna make us Lewis. -Hey, Lewis. -That's how far back did you think we had a whole meeting about this? -I thought there was a Netflix documentary. -No, no, you idiot. -That's the whole fucking thing now. Everyone's doing -- -15 years. -15 years. You know, there's one thing I don't like being called. -I'm sorry. -I cannot fall. -I cannot believe, though, that, like, of all the pedophile hunting and whatever it goes on, that there's no video of this guy getting caught with this thing at all. What I love -- -Yeah. -I watched a pedophile video this week, and my favorite was it was a wife turning in her husband. She found child porn and, like, him talking to a 12-year-old girl on their phone. And what I love about everything that's body cam is that she's telling the story. Her life is unraveling. She's got to get her kids away from this guy. This guy's going to prison forever. She has to explain this to her children one day. And she's wearing a shirt that says, "The name's mommy, bruh." -It always fucking happens. It's like, "I'm so sorry that your son decided to kill somebody on Marvin the Martian t-shirt day." -Yeah. -I need you to come to the police station and talk about your son murdering somebody. -It's so fucking funny. -Excuse me, sir. No, not you. You and the -- I shaved my balls for this t-shirt. -I'm probably -- I'm probably giving this -- -Your son's a pedophile, dude. -I'm giving this -- I'm giving this idea away, but there must be, I'd have to assume, a YouTube video of, like, a compilation of just the funniest. Literally, someone goes, "Your son just shot two of his friends, and she's, like, shows up in, like, a who farted shirt." And she's, like -- -No! -No! -It's fucking funny. It's so funny. No one prepares for body cams when they put on their relaxing day clothes. -You never know when that body cam's showing up. -You never know. -Are you the mother of so-and-so? Or also, just getting bad news, like, "Your son did not survive his injuries as part of whatever." And they're wearing, like, a sit, like, a fucking, like, a -- -Yeah. -He's, like, like, a fucking -- -He's, like, a knock knock. -Is that police? You wearing -- You cammed up, guys? [ Laughter ] -Sure, if you're cammed up. -Let me slip into something more comfortable. -You guys, let me go, but I just got a new flannel. -Excuse me, miss. I know your shirt says don't talk to me till I had my coffee, but your son just murdered nine people. [ Laughter ] -Dude, someone comes down and a shirt tucked in with fucking jeans in a nice belt after they go, "Your wife's been murdered. "Oh, shit, you guys got this body came on. Give me two seconds." -Now, is there more information about the actual murder suicide? What do we know? -Yeah, make it sex. -She never released, like, any evidence. It's what I'm saying. -Okay. She did not need to release evidence because -- -Because he murdered her. -He was the coach of a girl's traveling basketball team. -Were they good? -Yeah, what was their record? -It does matter. -It does matter. -Yeah, well, how good were they? -What was their ranking in record? Pull it out, PG. -Maybe his fucking coaching methods are unconventional. -Yeah, are they winners? -Like that Michigan State doctor. -Like the Michigan State doctor? -Yeah. -Who fucking used to finger all the girls? -The girl's become champion gymnast. -Exactly. -There was a reset button in the vagina. I haven't been -- Benjamin proved mentally wrong to me yet. [ Laughter ] -So, he inappropriately touched a girl at an elementary school event and another team coach saw what happened and immediately reported it to the girl's parents. -Fuck, no. -So, when his -- -Ex-fuck, though. -He was giving her a shoulder massage. -Yeah. -You did a rough day of class. -So, his ex-wife, who's already making content about how much she hates him, finds out about this -Oh, were they split up? -Did we see more of her content about how much she hated him? -They were already divorced or whatever. -Oh. -They were already split up. -Your ex loves when you call me an appetizer. -Especially she's an influencer. -Yeah. -This is like fucking -- -Police just got a piece of shit when he dumped me. -Oh, god. -She got it. -Oh, so, how many views did that fucking thing get with the pedophile thing? How many views did he get? -A couple million. -But it was -- -Oh, shit. -He had 1.9 million lives. -Because it was in that algorithm of that whole thing that was going on there. -Yeah. -I would call it a murderous amount. -Yeah. -What other the fuck does he never find me again? -A murderous amount of views. -What else does he have? This -- I don't understand what this is. -She would just be like, "I hate him." Like, "I may have a relationship like that. Never find me again." blah, blah, blah. And then she took advantage of him being found as a pedophile. -So, are you saying she deserved to be murdered? -No, I'm just saying. -It's funny, bitch. -It's funny, bitch. You guys are already broken up. Now his fucking kids get over it. I'm sorry he doesn't want you anymore. He wants to fuck children. Get over it. -Get me a break. -Oh, my god. -Women holding it. -She's a real fucking ego maniac. Sure, this guy's got his flaws. -But she's a fucking ego maniac. -She got killed two weeks after. After she made that TikTok. Yeah, um, they were. -Yeah, she did, Peyton. -The police. -She's Christ Peyton. -Sorry. -Fuck's wrong with you. -I'm sorry. Is there any video of her taking a shit? -Somebody took it. -Yeah. -That one probably is doing numbers right now. -The neighbor called the police when there was a screaming followed by what sounded like a gunshot. -Yeah. -And they found them both dead. -Florida? -One gunshot? It's gonna be like shot himself through the head and hit her? -That's pretty good. -He's a badass. -What a fucking murder zoo is that? -Touch ears with me. [ Laughter ] -You know what? Let's make up by touching ears. -Yes, I love you. -Here, kiss me. -You know, let's hug me. -Yeah. Hug me in a very unconventional way. -You know what, guys? There's something funny about this. We didn't figure it out. -Yeah. -I think if you guys at home are listening, you could find something funny. -I think we did. Show it again. -There's a lot of couples here tonight. I don't think-- -I think, well, the funniest part was Louis being like, "They made a documentary." -Yeah. -He had no idea. -Yeah. -What the fuck was that? -How did they make that? -So funny. -What's the comments on her other one? Let's see some of the comments. -Oh, man. -On the one that she got killed on. -I like it. You guys have these uplifting stories. -It's really nice. Of course. A woman getting killed for not fucking just shutting her mouth? -Yeah. -Yeah. -It sends a message for sure. -How old was she, by the way? -16. [ Laughter ] -I know. She's a junior. It's like she knew all along. -That's sad, man. -It took it happening to somebody else. -It's really me down. -I'm sorry, man. -What? Why? -Take another shot. -Get him another shot. -I have a shot. Who wants to do it with me? [ Cheers and applause ] -You guys do. -Three more, good Jhinis. -Fuckin' Toronto, Dennis. -Yeah. -You guys are tapping out already, you man-jinis? -I have to drive. -I have to drive, too. -I'm doin' an Uber. How she is. -Okay. -Anybody else? -Yeah! -Thank you, sweetie. Everybody. -Thank you, Skanks. -Pour a little tiny bit out for this lady who was murdered by the. -Oh, yes. -Oh, all right. There we go. -All right. Let's go, Skanks! [ Cheers and applause ] -The Mad Sarah and Peyton runny. Great guests. -Thank you guys so much for joining us on the show. -I'm having a great time, man. Get the next uplifting story. -What the fuck is this? -Kill myself. -That was it. That was the most uplifting thing we had. -That was it. You did that arm guy lost a testicle. We've got more big round of applause for our amazing guests, Mad Sarah, Peyton runny. [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you guys for hanging out with us. Three Jhinis, Skanks. 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