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So something that I feel like is near and dear to a lot of people's hearts at the moment, there's a million in 2026, million group chats. You are in 100,000 group chats. Most of them that you don't want to be in, some of them that you do, then there's group chats about the group chat, there's side group chats, there's main group chats, sometimes it can be hard to keep track of what group chats, what, sometimes you put the wrong message into the wrong group chat. I would say you're going to be very careful with that. You're talking about your WhatsApp's. Yeah WhatsApp's, Facebook messengers, text threads as well, just on your iPod phone. Yes. I mean, as a parent you get embroiled in a whole lot of these, because there's a lot of sports groups that you've got to be part of, and you've got to be very careful in those. You've got to be careful about that, you've got to be careful about that, you've got to be careful. You've got to be careful about that. Here at Work, we started a group chat just to talk about a fantasy basketball league we had, that same person downloaded WhatsApp for the first time, entered their name, and then was added to some work group chats on WhatsApp as well. Forgot, the name he had entered into WhatsApp that was now on all of these official work group chats was Stona Lombo. Oh, no. And a picture of Jonah Lombo. Okay, see this is the thing when you start and you're involved in the kids sports ones. And you're showing up at Stona Lombo. Hey guys, I can watch the jerseys this week. Yeah, my one that I'm a member of a number of groups. But one of the main ones is the men support group. Now that says a lot about my age and stage in life. Is that just the sincere earnest? The men support group is a lot of my friends from school. Yeah. And so we have our men support group. It's kind of, nowadays we mainly, the men support group. They used to get together sort of twice a year for a dinner of some kind. But nowadays we mainly just text each other via the men support group. Yeah. I'm also part of the Hodecki breakfast. Yes. And. And what else do you have? And look at number of other ones. I'm in a couple of family group chats. One of them is just called the Stuart's. That's my last name. Another one is called the banana boat gang. Casey's in that one. Years ago we ended up on a banana boat. We took a banana boat from Phityanga to Cathedral Cove. I think which I reckon is the longest voyage by a banana boat in history. That's so far. That sounds like five hours. Fun on a banana boat, don't we? Yeah, it was fun. So we took to social media last night and we wanted to know because we know that there's a lot of unhinged group chat names out there. So I'm not going to pre-read these either. We're just going. Right. BSA be damned. Are you sure? No, I'm not sure. But I'm going to do it anyway. Sean writes Old Man Reverend in the Birdwatches. Okay. We got away with that one. Okay. Jordan writes. Dead Coopers Society, that's the mates chat, born to bust, forced to retain. That's another mates chat and then Cooper Weatherwatch is his family chat. Really? Okay. Born to bust. Quarry writes. Future shotgun polishes. My brothers and I all have daughters. Wow. So they're going to be polishing the shotguns when the. There's some creativity going on here, isn't there? Yeah. Keegan writes. Jade writes. Why here retirement village? That's our siblings chat. We're mostly in our 40s. Brother thinks he's funny. He's renamed it giving us girls shit. That's not bad. Swingers for life. Right, Jason. Yes. Our band is called the Sunbeam Swingers. Okay. Family group chat is called Mum Watts for dinner. Mates group chat is called Manipur's. Okay. Ours is called Use this one because we had so many side group chats going on. We're all getting confused. That's a big part of it. Yeah. I think you've got to go through and then do a little bit of a trum, a little bit of a cow. Yes. Yeah. Oh, 100%. Sam Rickens, the itchy pigeon magpie cult. Steve said the old men pretending they still surf. Things to see and do while you poo. Right, Tarlie? What? Simon said the one inch dispears. This is a group chat name. If you're asking, do you mean the answer is always yes. Dan said sausage fist. Cougar puberty. Oh, she's definitely going to read that one. High rollers. You can't read that one either. Two cougars are zebra and a unicorn. She's very descriptive. Yep. Sunbeam our trailer. Okay. Okay. What's your group chat called? Yeah. 148300. Maybe I should pre-read some of these. Social cricket team. Matt, his social cricket team's group chat is called Got the Runs. Jerry and Monoy. The Hoda Key breakfast. Talking about group chats. Particularly WhatsApp group names. Yeah. Shown, by the way. Jerry's favourite. Yeah, we are. We're talking about WhatsApp group chat names. And some of the different places that they could pop up. Ruda is in a group chat, Ruda, what is the, you're in a few group chats. Obviously you've messes the wrong group chat in the past. Yeah. But Kid Admin. Well, I've got a few. Obviously to do with Kid Admin. Sabers, kids, touch team, all good with that. There's also the River Head Raptors 2026. Champions. Champions of the B-grade from last term. Not doing so well this term. Only fifth that is seven. Well, I think you should probably say, you know, in brackets. At least say one of your champion championship winners. I mean, put that in brackets at the end. It's a time to rename the group. I think so. You can also put descriptions of these things. I'm currently in a band. And the band WhatsApp group is called the Busy Boys. Uh-oh. Okay. What's the band? What is your band? Yeah. Oh, the band's called Hustle of Easter. Okay. Why not use that? I don't know. The Busy Boys is funnier. Then there's another one here called, I'm not going to explain it. It's just called the Six Maniacs. I don't think that needs any explanation. I think that pretty much says everything. Who's in the Six Maniacs? Can you say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what? Mate. Yeah. My friend Luke and my friend Phil. So there's only three men here. Just three of you here. Three men in the Six Maniacs. You're a monster for God. You're not a monster for anyone. That's logged in on your work computer, isn't it? Yeah. And it used to piss the Zoe all the time. I'm sorry, though. I'm sorry, dude. Notification on the Six Maniacs. Decks coming through thick and fast on 3, 4, 8, 3. Some of them I'm not going to read. Some of them I will. Vaughn's group friend group chat is called the tits up. Work group chat. Born to Dilly-Dilly forced to get a riggle on. Oh, really? I like that. Is the boss in on that one, though? You'd have to think not. Tom's text in from Christchurch. His group chat's called the Helen Keller Conversation Simulator. Okay. Organ Donapull. That's the family group chat, obviously. We have a chat going from COVID that's called Du Bois on lockdown. Went to Japan together. Our group chat is called Tokyo Tingo Boys. If you've ever been to Tokyo, you'll know what a tingo is. I know what a tingo is. There was one in the Hodoki office here for a while. Did you bring that back? No, I didn't bring that back. ACCHG Lane bought that back. He was very tingo focused. One went missing. Yeah, I know. I think that's now belongs to the group the Six Maniacs. Rob's only got one current group chat. God bless you, Rob. That's a good place to be. It's for me, my groomsman. It's called the gentleman. Oh, that isn't that nice. That is nice. That's why I'm not so nice from Jeremy. My group chat with my brothers is called Brows Before Hose. I think that's probably a good place to live in. Wife, not best please. No, I wouldn't think so. You've got to be careful with those. I think you should always think if I die today and someone takes my phone, how they're going to feel when they start to flick and throw it. Can I read just one more here. Family group chat, Taylor's text is this one in. It's called Dank Memes from Pauline. Pauline is the mother/grandmother in the chat. Oh, spill on the poo. Girls tripped gone bad. Okay. Fans and Hallers, the Lads from school, group chat 14 years later. That's impressive. 14 years. It must be the longest. 14 year group chat. Group chats have been around for 14 years. Sharing new wells and manias to it. Find them on Instagram @HodakiBreakFist. We've got time for another couple of group chats. Yeah, why not? Okay. Cold sausage classic started as a name for a band turned into a boy's golf weekend. Used to have a chat with another couple. They are now separated. New group chat names are MFM and FMF. Big delis in the Titanic swim team. Atamariya Fellas, an old workchat that we're still running is called the secret sausage club. Hang on, let me land this. We'd have barbecues that we didn't want some workmates to attend. Oh, now we call it the SSC, so it sounds more like an old football firm. This is the problem with these things because you're running, if you're running too many of them, you've got to be very, very careful what you're sending to one on the other. No, I know. Just you know about that other one. I'm rocking the point chef's swingers. I started it and quite proudly only have four members. We've got a pub quiz group chat from a few years ago called The Quizzes in Paris and they're going to Rillis. Boys group chat is yacht rock riders club, came around from having a comp to play the best love-making churn during an evening debrief on a mountain biking trip that's from Matt. Memo flatmates of the game in. Okay, what's your group chat called? Yeah, I can't read the rest of this.