Paying for Raya & Summer House Recap feat. Alexa Jay
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The podcast hosts announce a live show at the Irvine Improv on June 4th, emphasizing its interactive and fun nature with audience participation. Guest Alexa J. joins as a new content creator and model, sharing her vibrant life in a vintage LA apartment and sparking lively discussions about dating and personal identity. The conversation delves into the challenges and joys of being single, featuring relatable stories about misadventures like parking in chaotic LA streets, missed dates, and awkward encounters at events. The hosts reflect on personal growth, contrasting their past relationships with their current independence, and highlight how single life fosters self-discovery. A major theme is the emotional vulnerability that relationships bring, especially after years of being self-reliant. The episode also touches on fangirling, dating habits, and the absurdity of dating culture, including failed attempts at hookups and the influence of social media. Through humor and honesty, the hosts explore the balance between being open to love and staying grounded in self-worth. The segment ends with a heartfelt note on embracing single life as a meaningful phase, acknowledging the anxiety but also the freedom it brings. The tone is both reflective and playful, blending real-life struggles with lighthearted moments to create a deeply personal and relatable narrative.
Guys, I have really exciting news. My and I are doing a live show. We're going to be at the Irvine Improv June 4th at 7.30 pm. There are still a few tickets available, so if you guys want to come, make sure to hit the link in our description and buy some tickets, but it's going to be the ultimate key. If you haven't been able to come to a live show, just know it's literally this, but live. We usually talk to the audience and you guys spill any juicy tea on the mics and stuff. It's so fun. If you guys haven't already, make sure to get your tickets, because I'm so sorry. Once you guys start DMing us, I'm meant to get a ticket. I'm meant to get a ticket. I can't help you. All right. Let's get into the episode. I love you guys. Guys, welcome back to another Wednesday of the podcast, and as you can see, my bestest friend, my co-host and crime is gone. Maya, I'm sorry, that's not really dramatic. I was just taking a little vacation and she has a birthday coming up, so she's just taken the week off. Y'all mine. Y'all mine if my friend takes a week off, damn. But I'll just, you know, just me and like, I wish I had a partner in crime, though, to do the show with this week, like, if God, oh, oh, oh, hello, oh my God, oh, guys. Yeah. Partner in crime is here. Partner in crime is here in the chat. Welcome to the stage, Alexa J. Thank you guys so much, honor and a privilege. Alexa, I'm so happy you're here, introduce yourself to the girls, tell them a little bit about your tea and your wig, but I'm sure the girls already know. We've gotten some comments about you. No, I get comments down, DMs, they're like, we want you on the pod, what's going on, and I'm like, trust me, girls, I want to go on the pod too. And this has been a long time coming. We've been talking about it for a while. We've been talking about it forever and the tea is, we've been wanting to do a hook-ups episode with Alexa. And then it's just like, we kind of stopped doing hook-up episodes because y'all know. Y'all got some dirty, trifling ass stories that you'd be telling us and then we have to take like a sabbatical after, so it's just like crazy. I might have one of those up my sleeve, who knows. Oh, okay, well, we can A, get into it, yeah. I'm literally so happy to have you on, Alexa's like, model, content creator, extraordinaire. Literally, it's like, what don't you do? And now you're in your home making era. Wow. Because Alexa just moved you guys. If you don't follow her on TikTok or the grand, she literally just moved into the most stunning gorgeous like vintage apartment. I'm like, okay. I can wait to have you over. No, I love her. She has her trials in her tribulations though. I told you this morning, I literally left the car. I left the car. I have a Bella Hadid parking spot and I cannot pull my car out of it you guys and I have a neighbor and she stands out and like, it's like, you're not going to hit the wall. You're good. Couldn't get in contact with her today. So the car. Yeah, she had to be left behind. That's what they don't tell you about these vintage apartments, they be making anything a parking spot. Oh, literally any, the worst parking spot in LA, I was thinking about this, which is Shatto Lane's. Have you been there in Ktown? No. It's like the bowling alley. Ktown in general, like, your car, you need to be aware. Oh, yeah. It's just like if you don't know how to drive, like, don't go to Ktown, T-B-H, because when I parked at Shatto Lane's, first off, my whole ass was sticking out. Like my ass was literally out and popping and I was like, oh, so I'm going to get side sweat. Yeah. It's a little awkward about that. And it's moments like that where you have to just think about what matters and side sweat my car. Side sweat my car. And it's just like, honestly, you actually get a dash cam, but that's so unk. Like, having a dash cam is like the most unk shit ever. No, but there are times that I wish I had one. No, but I don't think it's unk. You don't? It's like, unk until you need it. Right. It's unk until you're like, wait, there's like a yellow scrape across my car, like, who was that? 100%. Uh, my friend, like, her Tesla, you know, it like records things, but whenever she would like, see a guy, she'd send the recording, like, when he would walk her to her car and she'd be like, this is what he looked like, I was like, that's T. I kind of wish I had a little everything. I know, right? Like, I wish I had a little cam, little spy cam. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And if he was chopped, you could be like, I'd be like, let it go. Let it go quickly. Yeah. Let it go quickly. Yeah. Let it go fade into the night. 100%. Yeah. And we were stuck at the same light too, y'all. Tell me why the fuck? No. Why the fuck 9 a.m. They're literally going to shut down Fairfax and Olympic. Crazy work. Why would you do that now? Crazy is intersection. Top five crazy is intersections in Los Angeles. And I'm sorry, they've got two divas directing traffic. They're not addressing each other. Mind you. It's down to one lane too. Everything is emerged. Nobody knows how to merge anymore. You see the merge is coming. Just get over now. Just get over now. And no, there's some sneak bastards who literally just cut that. Honestly, that's that shit that rage baits me. No. Fuck. I was at the grove the other day. And I couldn't find my fucking ticket. The ticket's not working. I'm anxious. I'm a Virgo. Nothing's going correctly. The car behind me starts honking. Oh. I'm like, dude, do you think I want to be in this right now? I don't. My ticket finally goes, I go through. He goes under with me. Right. So now you're going to mooch off. That's like some Kia boys shit. Like, that's like some literally like some ghetto ass shit that people for real. Honestly, though, I will say when I worked there, though, wait, what? I did work out. I worked out the grove. I worked out like the Nordstrom there. And literally. I mean, that's what that. Yes. It's true. Well, because when I first moved here, I didn't have a car. Okay. Ripley's believe it or not. And then when I'm like literally Ripley's believe it or not. And then my friends cousin sold me her car for literally the steal of a lifetime. Shout out. $1,200 for whatever reason. And it was like, high key tea as fuck. It was a Ford Escape. It was like, really cute. She just like moved and needed to get rid of it. I was like, I think I met you doing your mini coop era. Yes. And I didn't want to pay for a parking spot because I literally lived at Park LeBraya. And I would only drive to work when I would like get out at like 11 p.m. Because I'm like, it's just like such a, I don't know, I just didn't want to walk that late at night. And so my friend would like, you know, scan his card because he paid for parking. And then I would like go with him. Love. Yeah. If it's friends, not if it's foes. Like, you don't get someone. You were honking and like being rude as shit like girl fuck you. It's friends. I mean, hold it up. Yeah. You up girl. No, literally like holding the thing. Uh-huh. And then Rick Kruz so shoots me in the back. I'm like, I'm so sorry. When Rick Kruz, Rick Kruz got me one time for like $30 for parking. I was like, and you're a billionaire with a B, with a B, with a B and robbing me for every last doll here that I have. The like, the downfall of the grove because it's just like, I can't even frequent it as and shout out the D line. Honestly, if they really wanted to eat like ride the D, like, do you know about the T about the D train? Ride the D. Ride the D. I thought that was the funniest thing ever. I want the merch. I need this stuff. I'm like, if they want to do a collab, like Metro, if you're listening and you're trying to like collab with us, we want to do like, like upstairs neighbors, like, upstairs neighbors ride the D. Uh-huh. Would be so T. And I'm in. A little party, like, a little DJ set on the D, like, a boiler room. No, like, that would be so because I'm just like, y'all don't even want to ride the D. I don't, but like, y'all, well, like, I do want to ride the D train. Y'all not. We want to ride the D train, if you heard it here first, put us on the D train. Put us on the D train, but the problem is, is like, that first stop drops you off at LACMA, which is fine. And if we were New Yorkers, we wouldn't care that we had to walk to the grove. Yeah. But we're Angelinos. And I'm just like, why don't you add a stop boom in the grove where that little trolley is. Ditch the trolley, ride the D, right there. Honestly, cut the valet, cut the valet, that little roundabout route right there. And you know what? More fucked up. It's actually cheaper to valet your car than it is to pay for parking at the grove. Are you serious? Swear to fucking God. It literally is. If you're like actually doing like a bus down day at the grove, it's dead ass cheaper. I think it's like $25 or something like that. And then like all day at the grove is like $30 something. It used to be like, if you spend, thank you, thank you. Well, what used to happen was when we were a proper country and we were taking care of. I remember the day they stopped that. I was like, what do you mean? I just went to the Apple store like, I'm parking for free. I'm parking for free. I don't know who's going to pay, but it's not going to be me. It's not going to be me. If you valed your car and spent like $250 free parking for the day. Not anymore, babe. No. Full price. Because you just had to bring your receipts to like, you know, collective if you came with like friends, sometimes I go to Barnes and Noble to feel something and like I feel a little nostalgic. Smell the smells. Do the thing. And I like, God, a book. I started fourth wing. Don't know if you've read yet. Oh, I already read. Okay. So we're on that. You know, I did my whole avatar thing. Yeah. Avery was at the house yesterday. Oh, I know. She was telling me that she was going to come over. No, Avery. Shut up. Avery. Love you. But case and she was like, what's that over there? And I was like, the court of thorns and roses. Oh, I already looking at that because you know, she's in her Kindle area. Yeah. And she literally did like a whole.
I made her download so many books and they have like the cotarse and I was like girl go get that go get that right now right now Right now The fuck now and I'm just like y'all if you're ever thinking about reading the cotarse series hang tight Y'all y'all want instant gratification all the damn time y'all are so instant instant gratification this instant My god my god let them set up a story in one book So that you can have the book of a lifetime in book number two. No one ever wants to talk about book number two and I could talk simply for hours. Oh, I was trying to explain to Avery there's things that happen in book one That's like a gust of wind that comes into play book two book three book four like I just need to know when you write a series Are you thinking about this or like how do you how do you come how does it all come into play like I just don't know and I'm like She's baby she's giving biblically accurate Wapad girl very much so like hey you all like on tumbler like uploading her series like hey you all like on spring break right now Not gonna be able to finish chapter two until like you know, I get back from Cabo type shit But when she got back because her first series a thrown of glass is like giving YA as fuck like I think she low-key wrote that when she was a teenager She was like 16. Well, that was my it she was like watch I read act tomorrow and then I went into throwing glass and I was like Where's the smell? Oh, what's going on Bay, but we're we're still here I'm like you should honestly cuz I'm like I feel like people do one or two things where they either jump to her next series Cuz there's also crossover With the you know, he's giving me the breakdown of everything. Okay. Yeah, and she says they like all come together I like thrown of glass personally, but I'm like fantasy down So I'm like smut doesn't even like that. I'm not I'm just a dirty bitch. No That's my best kept secret is that I did have a Harry Styles fan account where I would walk right fan fiction in like middle school No, cuz like let's wake that up that accounts out there and honestly That's why you deserve to spot in the chair because you and Maya banned for bad because when I tell you Well every year we kind of like I don't know we do a little tradition Where we for your birthday go and like stay at your parent's house and stuff and Guys, when I tell you those are my best memories mint mother-fucking-condition 1D fucking dwells Oh, oh, I did it Harry and Louis being in the same box. I found them in there and I was like I did that I put them in there to get I want them to be together I want to oh, they're like literally in the same box, but like mint mother-fucking-condition I know what I was doing. Oh, yeah, you know what you were doing. I have their like monopoly game. I got it all baby And I really saw that shit and I was like if you weren't my friend It would definitely be giving like friend and like honestly like don't even show me that loop babe Don't even show me that loop because the Zayn doll would have gone missing and I've been like what? It's gone. Oh, really? Oh really? Melania hello The Zayn doll at my house. Hello. Yeah, and that's one thing people don't understand is like what being a real-life fangirl is Like the phases this room went through I had my Cody Simpson face I I have a photo of me in a Cody Simpson shirt signed at the bottom mind you like ran through the mall Ran through the mall to get in line for the meet and greet like ran Track star. I did a little meet and greet. It was at like a record store somewhere in LA And I'm like screaming at my mom to take me I think one of our other friends mom took us and there's like a blurry Facebook photo of me hugging him I remember asking like can I have a hug? Yeah, thank you ran into him years later one of the most hungover days of my life I'm like I don't even think I was 21 yet. I think it was like 19 in Venice I go to the butchers daughter with my friend and her mom and I'm like oh my god there is Cody Simpson I'm freaking out. I'm trying to explain to them, but like no one gets it. We go to blue bottle after We're in line for blue bottle. I hear someone like humming behind me. I'm like, oh no It's Cody fallkins Simpson humming behind me. I had never been at attention in line I was like I am not turning around and that's the issue is like with this job I have been put in situations where I am around my crushes like and recently that was at Coachella. I did see my crush in the parking lot Tyrick withers I was walking through artist parking lot and I see it was like a beam of light in the parking lot shining down on him So it's all so fine and I was just like in those moments You don't know what you'll do and I turned around and I walked in the opposite direction because simply was right after Justin Bieber I already was extremely foggy and not in the right like headspace to be there and I just like I couldn't that wasn't our moment our time to meet yeah And so yeah, it's times like that where you see who you really are and apparently I'm not a boss bitch like I just can't I really can't do it well because it's just like There's times and there's places to like like There's times where I'm like I'm a fan out right now like literally not even god himself could stop me from like being Fanned yeah, fuck out bad, but I'm like then there's like other times you're like oh damn Loki We got some moods and like oh no like what if like one thing leads to another like our past will cross again and it It's just not now and it's just not now. It's just not now. Well, I'm like Tyrick you pay us does like come on the podcast like you know It's sick pay us does. I know he'll be here one day and that day. I will be delivering coffee. Thank you Day he's here. I'm literally gonna put dust like literally specs like a bag of dust on our chairs and be like This is what you paid us. Yeah, so I'm like literally collecting dust until he like comes on the podcast. No worries love No worries. No worries love all good. We would have the key of a lifetime But like no worries like no worries. Um, okay, handle it. That's like so real and that's like the thing about Coachella especially like in the artist section that Did you see anyone that you were like whoa like this is a moment for me? I saw Ethel Kane like in the flash and I was like I've seen her in the flash obviously But just having her like walk past and I was just like holy shit, bro. Yeah, like wait like you're like so fucking like that and like Tor down the house because what was that one stage? That was like all that's like tucked away. It's kind of like at the end. Is it mohavi? Sahara the last one where sexy red was. Did you go sexy? No, not all the way by the fair. Okay. I did where central sea was yes I think that's mohavi. I don't know because that's their FK twigs was Those bitches have rent do if they're playing at that stage It's because they're like they're they're trying to upgrade to like main stage and I'm like do you see FK twigs? I did but I was sitting at the I wasn't in the tent I was at the benches and Northwest was eating next to me and I was like I got it I got to go home you guys. I don't know what I do if I saw Northwest Sorry, I didn't even realize that first where you say you were just like sorry north. I have to go no I literally they just sat down and I was like is this allowed like are you guys like are allowed to be here? It was her in Penelope. I'm like I'm saying on your mom's house like hey. Wait literally. Hi. Are you good to see you guys? Nelly do you know how to be they call her Nellie? I just gave her that. I don't think I don't think they've ever called it up But I like it Nellie in North. Oh, they're so Nellie in North. Yeah. What's that Nellie? That would gag me I saw Alabama Barker at VidCon like I don't write right like 2022 or something like that and she was just literally was like her and her friend like they and they have like one security guard Yeah, and Spotify like shut down Disney or not Disney, but California adventure for a couple hours Oh, you could just like hello ride rides and stuff and it was like her and her friends and I was just like Hey Hey, and she was like literally like 14 at the time. It's the ages for me. It's the ages for me because I'm like 14 Do you know where my parents had me? under a basement Cindy Rallas and do you walk down babe. Yeah, walk down. It's my weird pants strict Well, I was the first I was the oldest So I've had the most rules for sure, but I was a Virgo and I didn't break those rules babe and I didn't want to I didn't know I thought I break the rules. I die like they instilled that in me No, and I'm the same way, but I'm like I love Virgos like obviously as a capricorn like Virgos are like my all-time favorite because y'all get shit done in a way that needs to be studied in a serious way And it's like you will not let anything pass like because y'all have because my sisters of Virgo And it's like I feel like all Virgos have that type of anxiety that makes them like I it's getting done Like I'm getting this done like right the fuck now. Don't play with me because why would I put us in a situation where it's not done Yeah, and that's the thing that bothers me Like when I provide a solution to a problem like I didn't just You know it didn't just come across my desk like I've thought about I put myself in New Year shoes I put myself in my shoes. I put myself in god shoes like I literally was like let me Think about the best situation for everybody on earth and then I presented it to the group My solution is the correct one. Yeah, let's do it My yes, and and 10 out of 10 times it is the correct one and more importantly I feel like as earth signs it's the most grounded one Thank you, and that's the thing that people are missing. I am a type B Virgo though. Oh, I'm like JC um, do you follow JC Marie Smith? She's the one that's
says Kendall Jenner copies her. - Yes, yeah, yeah. - First off, y'all, that's mine. Her and Chelsea are my Mormon wives. Like, if I had to say, and it's just like again, Hulu, paying the girls' dust, like, do you watch Mormon wives? - I watch it. - And watching everything. - Everything we can talk about anything, and I can talk about it forever. - 'Cause you were like, you really like reality TV, like I like reality TV, except you like it more, probably than me. But JC and Chelsea should be Orange County Mormon wives, and I'm like, I'mma just leave that in the chat. - And there's a reason they're not, and I wanna know why. - I could drop some conclusions, but I'm like, I'm just letting y'all know, if y'all even did y'all a little one to spin off with Miss Whitney, I'd watch it. - I'd watch it. - With that being said, JC's a Capricorn, and she was just like, you know, I'm a Capricorn in the sense that when it comes to like creative ideas and everything, like they'll get executed, we're just like my car registration, my license plate, I'm like, no, no thank you, I'm not hungry. And that's exactly how I am. - Yeah, exactly, like I think I just got insurance, and I might not have it, I'm not sure. - Oh, I think it's there, I think I have it. - No, I'm the same way, I, oh my gosh, with my old car, I literally just, because like, that's the other thing. So when my dad passed away too, I'm just like, I literally would ask my dad like, hey this, or he would like send like forward my mail from like Arizona, and be like, hey, you need to like do this and like whatever, and he was like, you need to like renew your car registration. And I was like, no, I'll like, yeah, I'll get to that. But then it was like, you need a smog test, and it was like all these things. And I was like, ah, fast-worth the tape, I just like hadn't done that. And luckily, when I bought a new car, I didn't need to like update the registration or anything. But that's like the only reason that, like I still didn't get no fucking registration. - That's valid. - And it's a damn shame. - It's a damn shame. - You know what, some things, it just a lot of got a lot of work. - I don't know, like I'm just like, that's just like, that's just like not my business. - It's not. - It's just like, I'm not really interested, it's not my business, and like, I'm not really concerned. - I don't even know how to handle that, to be honest. - I don't know how to handle that, also, I'm like, I just the way the government is like, crazy mismanaging our funds right now. - Oh, she's got somewhere to be. - No, and you know what that is for? Creatine, take creatine. Like, bitch, I oughta whip your ass. Like, shut, like. - And I want you to know, I swore my entire life. Like, I wouldn't run, I wouldn't do a marathon, I wouldn't do shit, but me watching your stories every day. I'm like, let me get on my zoom and let me go to run club. Just 'cause I want to hang out with the girls and like, I'll jog a little bit. - Here's the thing. And let me, let me put you on to our run club. It's everything. It's everything. - I know it is. - Because you don't like, here's the thing. - Y'all, collective. Alexa, soft. Everyone in the room and those watching. The way run clubs in LA are just like, shut the fuck up. Like, I'm literally like, most of the time, I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like, y'all literally want everyone to run in eight minute, nine minute mile. And I'm like, what happened to a 12, 13, 14, like, 15, fuck it. - I'm not doing anything a white man from Venice is leading also. Like, I'm not doing that shit, I'm not. And like, if you don't get a period, shut the fuck up. Like, that's honestly, like, thank you. If you don't get a period, literally shut your bitch ass up. And that's how I feel about some of some, not all. But some of the run clubs where I'm like, they're really like there to like, do their big one. I'm like, hi, he's just like, fuck. 'Cause I'm like, what you I think would vibe with is they have like, okay, well, I mean, there's multiple things you would vibe with. But when you're running, if you're running like, you know, 13 minute mile, you're going slow enough for you're just vibing. Like, you're not like, you're just, it's a stream of consciousness. Like, going through your brain and you're not breathing so hard that like, you can't think straight. - Yeah. - So you're kind of just like, in your head, if you're listening to good music, if you have like an audiobook, like, it's just kind of like a vibe. But if you're doing like a long run and like, it's a little more boring, there's this brand. I saw someone talking about this where they have these gummies. 'Cause like, you know, maybe marijuana. Yeah, so what I was going to say is, I knew a girl in college that would get stripped and she'd be able to run a full like half marathon in a second. - So, well, 'cause that's what I'm saying. 'Cause I'm like, so like, you know, after like usually around like 40 minutes or so, people usually, or like after three miles or so, people will take like, some gummies. That are literally just like sugars and carbs and shit. That's like quick energy source that like your body uses. So you can keep running. And they have those, but this girl made like, edible ones. - Oh. - And it's like, you know, like low enough dosage where you're like, you know, you can still run. But it's like. - There's this guy I watched on TikTok and he runs marathons or does runs and he'll be like, I'm taking 150 milligrams and I'm about to do this run. And then halfway through the marathon, he was like, time to take the other 150 milligrams. And I was like, all right, you're doing things in a crazy way. I'm, that's insane. Like, you're not running anymore, you're flying. - Yeah. - But wishing you the best. - I would be like running in place. I would literally be drooling and running in place and thinking like, oh, like I'm like eating you bitches up. Like I'm already like, mile fucking 15 on you bitches. - Yeah. - Oh, I've just been at this finish line. - Running in place is killing me. - I'm literally running in place. If I took 150 of anything. - Yeah, no, that's not, that's just not allowed. - Yeah. - I did that one time on accident in college. I had a friend visit me and this is like, I don't even like, we didn't meet. This is when you have to have a green card to like do anything. Maybe weed was legal. I have no idea. But my friend's boyfriend from high school when got us out of Bulls and me and my friend took them. And I'm like, to this day, I've never been high like that in my entire life. We've watched this one video. I'm gonna have to send you the video so you know it. Like if I hear that sound, like I'll maybe like crumple into a ball. - Oh my God. - And did I learn my lesson after that night? - No. - I still had the out of Bulls. I took them like the next day. My parents were gone. - Yeah, I'm screaming. - I was like, my friend goes, oh my God, I take it again. And the thing was that it was like the square with like four little indents of what you take. And I just, like we got the dosage wrong. - The dosage was wrong. - I know all about it. It was crazy. So I take it. This is actually one of the craziest things I've ever done. I take it. I like set up a feast. I have ramen. I got an ice cream sundae. I got chips. I'm eating everything you could ever eat. And like a couple days before that, I watched Get Out for the first time. This is like when Get Out came out. So I'm sitting in my bed and I start getting extremely high. Like to an unsafe level where I am so high, I am unwell. Then I start feeling like ill. And it's because I've obviously stuffed my face with anything I could get my grubby little mitts on. So I'm now puking in a bathroom. Okay. I then am so high that I convince myself like something's wrong. Like I'm like, why am I puking? I must be injured. Like it's my appendix. So I've now convinced myself that my appendix has burst. I'm in bed. I'm texting my friends. And I get on the phone with my friend, Maddie Kramer, hilarious, wrong person to call in that situation though. She's telling me, I'm telling her. I'm like, I'm scared something's wrong. I'm sobbing on the phone. She's like, well, where does it hurt? I'm like, my side. And she's like, well, what side? I'm like, my right side. She's like, well, that is where your appendix is. I'm like, I'm dying. So I'm googling things. And it's literally saying like, if you're appendix burst, you're either gonna die. You are gonna die if you're appendix burst. So I'm considering, I'm like, I either need to go to the hospital right now. Or I'm either gonna go there. My appendix burst, I just saved my life. Or I'm high. And I have to explain this to my family. So I chose, you know, I'd obviously rather die than explain this to my family. - Oh, so I'm laying in bed. My friend's talking to me. She's like, he just like, close your eyes. Like, just get really cozy. You're gonna just go to sleep. You're gonna have the best sleep of your life. Just sink into your bed. Just get really cozy. My eyes shoot open. I'm like, you're hypnotizing me. - Hang up. Block her number. Block her number. At that time, a girl I went to high school with texts me. And she's like, are you home right now? Like, I'm in your neighborhood. Do you want to go get in and out? Like, this is like a good friend of mine. I'm like, that's suspicious. Block, like, why do you want to hang out with me right now? I'm thinking people are coming to get me. I'm blocking, at that point, I text goodbye. I had a boyfriend at the time. I text him goodbye. I text my group chat goodbye. I turn off my phone. And at that point, 'cause I really thought I was gonna die. I was like, I think my appendix are not. I woke up the next day. Still high. Had to unblock some numbers. Had to talk to some people. But yeah, I didn't do edibles for like five years after that. - Yeah, because-- - Hell no. - Hell no. - That's so scary. - It's so crazy. 'Cause have you ever taken dabs before? - I did one time in college, yeah. - Oh. - That's a crazy thing. - Oh, I took, first off, I'm like, that's just like bitch. If you're like dabbing, actually, I'm not even gonna speak on people's choices. 'Cause I'm like, you know what, like, let me shut the, I'm me like literally like, let me shut the fuck up. - Yeah, Uber driver one time that pitched me his business. And it was like, like, you know how, when you have a party, you can order like a portable bar like to come make drinks for you. He wanted to do that, but a dab rig, and he said it was gonna be a dab rig slash hooters. So all the girls were gonna be, and he said, you can pick what flavor you want. A girl, this man was insane, driving me. It was the worst day of my life. - That's the one who dabs. That's, I just like, do that tell on themselves. - And let me put the mic down. - 'Cause. - Exactly. 'Cause it's like only someone that dabs would be like, [BLANK_AUDIO]
the rig, everyone is off. Puts their fucking literally deep throats the same rig. No worries, love. And he said during the day it would be an ice cream truck for kids parties. So he was like, swirly, like on in the dab, but like inside, like not even on it. I was like, do I need to get out of the car? Are we safe? And I think you're, are we safe? Yeah. Like, are you pitching? Like, what are you gonna tell me? He was like, I'm actively looking for investors. I was like, girl, he was trying to have you be one of the flavors. He was like, literally wanted you to be one of the flavors that you could like come and get the Alexa J. I was like, no, thank you. Yeah. The only time I've taken a dab was like in high school once, and it was like low, like big for me. Para me, because when I took it, I've never been high. Like, you know, when you're so high that you just like kind of black out every four seconds? Yes. It was like that high where I just like every like four seconds. I would like kind of like black out. And then I'd be like, oh, I'm back again. And then I black out. That is one of the scariest feelings in the fucking world. Also was coughing like a bitch, like coughing like a bitch, because and nothing's worse when you burn the fucking back of your throw and your high. And it just is like 10 going away. Oh, it's not going away. It's not going away. 10 times like that. Oh, yeah. And yeah, that's the only time I slept in my friend's car because she was like, we need to go home. And like, you know, like I can't go home. I, well, not even I can't go home. I'm like, I can't drive right now. Oh, you definitely shouldn't drive. So I was like, dude, let's just like sleep in your car for a little bit. So we're like, this high school call is this is high school. Yeah. This is like so chug like thinking about this is like, chug as fuck. But yeah, we literally like slept in her car. And then like the sun like came up a little bit like it was probably like, you know, like 5 a.m. And I was like, all right, let's just like go. I woke up still high. Yeah. And my parents first off, I was not a lot to have sleepovers. I was not like, I could not be missing. And every time I opened the front door, the alarm would make like a little chirp. Like anytime someone opened the door. And so I was like, please Jesus, let my dad see path machine be so like, just be louder than the chirp right now. Like God could only pray that like the see path machines louder than the chirp are like, I'm literally going to get like, I don't know. I'm going to turn into a dab. He's like, he's going to turn me into a dab and like put me in a rig. So I like went home, like made it the chirp, the chirp wasn't louder than his see path and like fell asleep. And then my dad like came down to my room. And it was like 11 a.m. Which I have always notoriously, I wake up early. Like I'm like, I have always been the friend that at the sleepover. I'm like, awake at like 730. Like, what's everyone doing? Like hanging out with like, you know, like king and shit. And so my dad was like, hey, you like need to get up because it was like a Sunday. So he was just like, bro, like, you're going to like not fall asleep for school and shit. Woke up. Still high. I believe it. Still high. And after that's when I was like mad. That's when it gets like, when will it end? That's when I do I need to do that's when I was off that shit because I was like, you can't have me high like that. Yeah. We're like every other the only other time I've been that high was when my friend like rolled a joint and didn't put a filter in it. Oh. So I literally just like, you were just facing it. Oh, literally facing it. And it burned that that was the other time. Like burned the back of my throat so bad. And we went to silver like flee. And it was in the summer. And I was literally just like, you guys don't know what I'm going through right now. No. And I was like, same, blocking out like every like four seconds. And like the back of my throat just burnt so bad. And she's like, introducing me to people. And I'm like, I'm like, not right now. No, literally. And they're probably not right now. Thank you. Like is your friend like me? And I'm like, yeah, I think the first time I met you, I was stoned out of my absolute freaking mind. And I forgot to wear my contacts that day. So you tell me about the first time we met. And I'm like, dude, I wasn't there physically. I couldn't see that was at that block party, which was so fun. That was really fun. Bring that back. More block party. More block party. There's like a block party at Melrose Hill, which was so fun. But I had been a fan of you for like ever, which I just can't even like believe or understand. I was literally like, my favorite influencers. And you're like one of I'm like, not an influencer girl. Like, you know, with your influential though, like, what do I mean? That's very your voice of our generation. Hence that article that went out today. I don't know if you all saw that. The most fire. You and my look like actual beautiful angels. I actually like driving here. I was like, wait, oh my gosh. Thank you. You just look stunning. No, it was really fun doing that shoe. But no, dude, I had been a fan of yours forever. And it was like so funny. Because like I were I mean, yeah, it was that block party. And I saw you and I was like, oh my gosh, Tifa. Like, I love you so much. Like, you're literally everything. Like, I love your videos, whatever. And then I was in my feels that day. I literally could not see. I did not have my contact. Well, I like you were so nice. Like, I was like, oh my gosh, you know, because I have met there's some people unfortunately that you know, you meet them and you're like so excited. And then you're like, oh, oh, that's like not real. Unfortunately, but you were like so real. And then I saw you again at a boiler room. Yeah, I was with Michaela. Yes. Wait, throw back. And then I saw you again. And I was like, Hey, universe wanted us to be friends. They wanted to be friends so bad. And I was like, girl, I already know T. Yeah, like, yeah, that was like, that's like my parasocial you. I was parasocial with you. I've like always been obsessed with you though from the moment I met you. It's the energy. And then one of my birthday parties, you brought Maya. Oh my god. And I was first time at Maya, which was so sweet. And I remember meeting her. And I was like, who is this? Like, she made my party fun. Like she was the best freaking me with my eyes out here. Like Maya. I miss her. Like trying to FaceTime her in. Um, no, that was so fun. I'm like, I literally just like, I love it so much. Like, I don't know, I feel like it's so rare to like meet people in LA that, yeah, I like, you know, I think there's like industry friends, obviously, and stuff. And you're like, oh, like, if you're on an event like wall, like hang out together, like whatever. But I'm like, when you meet like an actual like actual like friend for real through like this job, it's like the best feeling in the world. I think you know, you can call me anytime. Well, that's anything that's done. Yeah. I'm like, guys, Alexis, the reason I met my freaking girlfriend, and I was told me you were going to bring that up. I really was. She literally is because, okay, before I had met my girlfriend, I, I don't know, I was like, yeah, I don't know. Like, I was like going on dates, but like not really, not like, I was in the cut for real. I was honestly like off choosing peace a little bit. Yeah. Like, I was like off dating, like, I was like, bro, look you off that shit. Like, I'm just like, I'll be doing it. Like it was giving that. And then our friend, Emma was getting married. Like, her wedding was coming up, so we were like coordinating plans. We were roommates. We were roommates. And they were roommates. And then, you, we were like on FaceTime, and you showed me, she, you had Raya, and you showed me your fine shit, RIP, RIP to him. And it's like, when it's like RIP, but they were fine shit, it's like honestly, thanks for the memories. Thanks for the memories, hags. Yeah. It's heavy on hags because it's like when they're ugly shit, and it's RIP, it's like all hell now. That's to them all. That's to them all, it's like that. But it's like if they were fine shit, but it's RIP, it's like, damn, what you were buying though. But you showed me your fine shit, and I was like, damn, yeah, it was the type of fine shit that you download Raya on the spot. That's the kind of fine shit that people think they're gonna find on Raya for real. And like, ooh, I was like, whoa, yeah, okay. And then, um, so I was like, okay, let me like give back in here, which I was like grant the, I had Raya like in 2022. And let us not gas right up too much because, well, you are the success story actually. Wow. Because here's the tea. When I was on Raya back in the day, it was only like $15 a month, which is still like girl, fuck you, but like now you guys, here's the $60. $60. Isn't that $60? Oh, wait, what were you paying? I, I think I paid $30. I think it's like $30 now. You guys, because listen to me, everyone trying to, 24 of $25. Damn near. I think do you have premium? Did you have like the one where you could do everything like unlimited dns? I got real desperate one day. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, I don't know. Oh, yeah, the plot, the premium tier, that's like $50. I might be doing that. Okay. When you're stuck in that for a while, suddenly, it's like, all right, you're like, let me pay the check. Let me pay the check. Well, okay, because this is what happened. When I went on Raya the first time, like in 2022 or whatever, when I like got on, it was $15 a month. And then everyone was like, it's or not even, I paid $10 a month. Like it was so like cheap that I was like, and I got grandfathered in to that price. Because then everyone would be like, oh my god, it's like, it's like $20 this and that. And I'm like, I paid $10 a month. So I kept it for so long, but then I was like, this is so dumb because I don't use this app. Everyone on here is like, shut his fuck.
And like at that point I was dating men so I'm just like Girl fuck all of you cut it cut it so then I stopped I like canceled my account And then when I saw you're a fine shit. I was like let me dust off the fags Let me like just see what's out there Tease and so I downloaded right again 25 dollars a month out me pocket but for only one month mind you and that's just so crazy I someone that's been in the Ryan hinge universe for years now. Yeah, the guy. I was I've been seeing like for the past couple of weeks He was like, oh, yeah, I had it for like a week. I'm like you had it for a week. You got to meet me That's not allowed that's not fair That's not fair. It's fucked up. It's fucked up because literally whoa girl I I could go band for band with you because Literal like I don't know what it was just honestly. I just had to be kismit because First off downloaded raya when we were on the phone, and I'm like, okay, Alexa found her a low one two low one two Get on raya. Looked up. Just looked at the man like didn't even like really like like I wasn't swiping on any of them Like I was done with them, but I'm like Let me just see who's like back on here. You know like it's always like a little gag when you see like a one two So I I was like, oh my god wait I remembered why this is a waste of my money right right right so then I was like, but I'd never had like dated girls on raya So I was like, okay, let me like go to the girls and then I was like Did you find heaven? No, no, I actually was like wait back I might have wasted twenty five dollars, but literally the first and only person I swiped on is my now girlfriend and We love and we who we love so much freaking love you My pukestor miss her hey, hey, love you pukestor, but when yeah, I like swiped on her and we were like at the wedding and She messaged me and remember I like I don't know she's you were she's in I was she's in but also I was like She's like she's like fine shit for real like bimbo accurate fine shit, so I was just like Damn like she got to play in my face, and I'm a lair though But anyways, we were all together your second date, too, yeah, and you were like I'm about to go see fine shit And I was like that's someone you leave the function for immediately. Yeah Mm-hmm, and then um We ended up were like locked in ain't no switching up, and she's actually like really sweet and normal Yeah, but I was like oh hell no makes amazing bread. She makes amazing sourdough She's just very like you know love her, but like I literally would not have met her Wasn't for you. Thank you guys. I actually have a friend of mine that I set up when we were in high school They're getting married this year. Yeah, so that's huge Haven't yet been asked to give a speech or anything what it is ready in the notes up if they need to call me to the stand Okay, well you will definitely be giving a speech because I'm like girl That was like the most goaded like and it was really off the back of your fine shakes I'm like I would have left me at the altar by the way everyone left me at the altar a New York City Did I never tell you that no Yes, yes, we had like our little rendezvous in Los Angeles, and I'm like in his city He is talking to me every single day leading up. We have plans to the tea his plants his ideas Did I touch down in New York and he's like a little tired today like why don't we push in? Drink and a Lonnie knew like shut the fuck up literally drink your little rat at a Lonnie knew right now and get over here Like this is crazy crazy work, and then I never heard from him again I literally never heard from him again after that day, and I was like and die no and like if yeah, honestly Yeah, yeah, I'm like his pillow just hot as shit Yeah, no, I would be like that though it be like that no I would have been like weapons like literally like cracking a fucking stick after like I was like You do not want to let me lose the New York with this mindset right now like you don't want to do that Well, I'm like no, and I'm like I know he's sick because at this point It's just giving like he sick as fuck like literally like damn I fucked up and it's like shameful as fuck to like have to like come back in the mix So now I'm sure he's just like on your IG sick as a dog and be sick and be sick because I'm like and with the Bob two right now It's just like Nigga die like really just like die because I'm like this Bob is like everything in your team. You always get our look back So I know it'll come around at some point. I don't know when I don't know how I don't know who but I'm just like hey well I'm trying to I'm like, you know, this might not be the right demographic, but hey there might be something Someone's got a brother someone's got a brother friend someone's got a friend someone's got something someone knows something about something So just know that Alexis DM's our open is fake. Well, I always said like if I were happily in a relationship It would be my like dying goal to set up my single friends like I'm not gonna forget about y'all once Forget about my sister's in cries. I'm like I have guy. Well, I have like I have no one to say anyone up with though So I have I don't I would but that's what everyone says like there's no one to say anyone up with I do have guy friends But I do have like stipulations because I'm like listen When it comes to like men period. I'm not a fan of men. I'm not like a man like Stan at all like bitch You know that's it's never never have been never will be like that's very like true Within like, you know the court system that we have going on here But I have had a few friends who like who's dad? I'm like this him But I'm trying on New Year's I was you were trying I like do some stipulations because I'm like listen Yeah, if they turn into a dog overnight though never been your problem I'm just like I'm letting you know now never don't charge that to my game Because I would never do you wrong like that, but I'm just like no, you know like me and Gabi are the only ones left in the world The only single soldiers left and we're holding it down you guys are you guys are and we beat each other's delusions She knows that I'm whatever she says. I'm gonna be like and he wants to get down one knee just so you know No, and he does and they do they're out there. I just like It's like it's so hard because when I was dating men. I really Was so lost like you saw the men I dated yes Very come that's that's someone who's the lesbian. I was like literally just talking to my girlfriend about this like We were laughing hard as fuck because like I don't know she's been gay way longer than me But she was like, you know, it's so funny She was like any time someone would ask who my celebrity crush is I would always say it's Seth Rogan and I was like Wait me too like I would a good one It's a good one, but y'all are thinking of Seth Rogan now. I'm thinking of Seth Rogan when I was in fourth grade I'm like down with whatever I'm down for whatever, but I'm just like if you're like in fourth grade and you got like You know like bust down bundle who like fine shit like literally normal like whatever yeah And someone like was so that a serious and I was like, I don't know maybe like Seth Rogan Jonah hell maybe that guy with an octopus. Yeah, yeah, specifically between two ferns Error. Oh, yeah, no like real bad Like Jonah hell before he became like a giant woman's piece of shit I don't know. Maybe he's always been but I was in fourth grade so like I don't really know shit and it's just giving like girl girl Girl, you're gay. Yeah, like you're gay. You're by. You're by And yeah, so when I dated men like and that's the other thing - it's just funny to reflect. I would always date guys and I'm like They would never be cute like I would never be attracted to them like I would like their personality Literally, my favorite story is the guy you match with because he watched 90 day fiance. Yeah, that was my favorite one No, like dad asked I'd be like, oh wait, they like 90 day fiance, too. Okay. Yeah. I like oh You're gay. You're gay. You're gay like you just want a key. Just go key No literally and I wanted the guys to be gay too You did Guys the writing was on the wall like I'm like wait, okay So I and I wanted to them to be like not like oh like you know like I'm by But like mostly no like I wanted them to be like who was your last boyfriend? Yes And if you and if you don't have a last boyfriend you're a good taste Personality personality taste. I got it. I got it down Yeah, I'm just like oh y'all sleep But you actually do have great taste the writing's on the wall with your recovery No, because then when I yeah when you made the movie switch we know I was like this Yeah, inflow state and they love you and they love you Yeah, look at her the twinkle in her eye. Did you see that just like now that like they woke it up But that's the thing so see you might with men when it comes to like sending people up with men. I'm like Because you know, it's not it's gonna like take an angel's wings a little bit, but Unfortunately, it's we have to do it. It's hard, but I'm like I Don't know I really I think every day of solutions But it's just like I think every day of solutions because I'm like I just think my friends like expensive like you and Gabby I'm like you guys are so T that I'm like there's but like dead ass that I'm like even men that I'm thinking of I'm like, oh, maybe Like you can maybe like oh, maybe and we aren't just like we don't even have to worry about it because the mindset has switched where I'm just feeling Really at a time
tell myself that every day, I'm feeling grateful to be single right now. And I just think, one of my friends that just got married, she was like, when I met my husband, like, I didn't know it was over. Like, I didn't know I was gonna meet my man and it was gonna be done. Like, she's like, go be crazy, go be slutty, go do all the things, 'cause one day it's just done. So, I'm trying to just embrace that era. I live alone for the first time. I'm trying to go on lots of dates. I'm trying to have a time and do my thing, calling it 2020 sexy. - Wait, good. - I don't know what, 2027 is gonna be, 'cause she's quickly approaching, but this year we're going full throttle. - Yeah, like balls to the wall. - 100%. - 'Cause yeah, I'm like, it's like, I don't know. Yeah, it is hard. - It is hard. - It is hard and I'm like no being single. - It's like, no, literally me debating every day, asking you for your, your, hello, your set, hello, your psychics number, because I'm like, I just need someone to tell me like, it's gonna be okay in the end and then I can be crazy. Like, I don't care. And initially, who you should see is my medium, Loki. - Yes. - 'Cause I'm like, I feel like this are psychics like T for like the quick little like one, two. Like, she'll pull the cards out and she'll kinda like, like, tell you T, but the medium that I see, it's like, she like, Loki, you see her like, once, I'm like, you see her once a year. - Once a crisis. - Like, I wouldn't see her more than once a year because she'd be spilling fucking T. - I mean, that's, well, I've told you, the three people I saw granted these were just at events. Like, one was like a palm reader, one was a tarot card reader and one was a birth chart reader. They all like, told me my future, whatever. And at the end, I was like, wait, you never mentioned, like a love connection. That's really crazy. It's like the whole reason I'm here. And like, pretty much all three of them were like, don't hold your fucking breath. - Did I never tell you this? Like, I'm scarred. One of them also asked me, she was reading my palm and she was like, did you have a near death experience? I was like, no, oh, okay. - And I'll never leave my apartment again, just so you know. - That's the leveling of anxiety we're at, babe. - Yeah, well, I'm thankful you're here. And also, I'm like, bro, girl, fuck you. Like, I'm just like, girl, if you're reading my palm, I'm like, girl. - No, please. And she wouldn't like touch me, which I get it. She was like, I don't want to take people's bad energy. So like, I don't touch you, but I'm like, no, you need to like, feel the line because what do you mean near death experience? - Girl, she was just fucking king. Like, how are you gonna look in my eyes? - Girl, they found her on Craigslist. - She was just fucking, that would honestly be me if I was a psychic. Like, I would just be making shit up. Like, I'd really be like, girl, you good? You not, don't go outside. I don't know. - No, the tarot car reader, she was like, you don't need to worry about love. You just need to worry about loving yourself. I'm like, I thought I did. Like, I really thought, like, that's kind of like what I'd been working on this whole time. I'm like, okay, well, let me go back to the drawing board for real though. - Girl, because I'm just like, at the end of the day and that's the most fucked up part, that's actually like eyes rolling to the back of my fucking head. Like, I don't know, 'cause I've never, like before, I like did it in my girlfriend. I'm like, I never was like in a super serious relationship. I had no one who was like, oh, let's like tie this down for real, like something monogamous and like for real. So, like, I had literally been like that since birth until last year when I was, what, 27. So, I'm just like, girl, honestly, it's just like, how was that transition for you? Like, were you able to step into your relationship mode or was it like going against what you know? - Oh my god, it's been, it's been hard, like, just 'cause literally, my girlfriend, Angel on Earth, literally, she just really truly is. And there is some, I don't know, I think that's what's so interesting is like, you know, when you're single, like, you just, no one's fucking with your shit. Like, no one's fucking with your shit. Even if it's like your best friend, like, you know what I mean? It's so different, but like, when you're in a relationship, there's just like a level of like vulnerability and like closeness and like all these things that I hadn't experienced yet. And so, I was definitely like super hyper independent, like super like, don't help me, don't do shit. Don't like, this is my shit. Like, I'm a dude, like, I was literally acting like, I answered to no one, which you don't answer really. Well, you have now another person to consider. - Yeah. - And I have, was it not used to that? And like, you know, I'm used to considering friends and family and things like that, but like, having consideration for a partner is like, was just so different and like, I don't know, like they have. - And they have. - Considered by someone else, like, that's probably the best feeling ever. - Yes, it's just also, it's like hard when like, you do your own thing though. - Yeah, you know, 'cause like, it's just like, I be doing my own thing and like, then I'll be like, oh shit, I don't even like text to see if like, you know what I mean? Like, there's just like, things that like, I was just like so used to driving in like this lane and then I like, switch lanes and I'm like, it comes with a lot of benefits, but it really just brings your shit up. Like, I feel like you could be in therapy your whole life and really like, you know, you never perfect yourself, but like, really like, get a hold on like, these things and like, come up with all these strategies and like, all these things. But then I feel like all of that changed when I got into a relationship because I'm like, wait, you like said this one thing? And I like thought I was like, cool off that, but actually like, that brought some shit up from like, six grade. So it's, you know what I mean? So it's just, it's like a whole other thing. And it's like, Loki, it's like hard work, but it's good work. It's just like, I don't know. Like, it's just one of those things where I'm like, damn, I used to literally be like, 'cause I was chronically single, like 27 years of singleness. So I love watching you in a relationship, though. I love seeing you in love. No, and like love, huh? Like love, huh? Like we about to do Pride real big. Yeah, real big. We ride our ill big, yeah. But yeah, it was just giving like, I don't know, like that switch for me was like, Loki gagged a bitch for the first couple of months 'cause I was like, wait, this is like really hard. And they don't tell you that. Like, they don't tell you that. Especially when you're dealing with someone who's like healthy, you know what I mean? I mean, like everyone has their shit, but like if they're like a normal person and you're just your shit's like that and you're used to this, you'll almost be looking at them like the fuck's wrong with you. For real. And like the feelings you feel, I'm like, where did this actually come from and what do you mean? Like we're working on ourselves, but I remember like a few years ago when I was like dating someone, if he said something to upset me, I would go like actually mute. Like actually a word would not come out of my mouth. Like that's not me. Like I'm communicative. Like I'm well spoken, all the things. And it was like one wrong thing like, mm mm mm. I like turned around in the bed type shit. Like I was like, I actually can't. And like, who is that? I don't know who that is. - Right, and that's what I mean. Like it's just like, you wouldn't do that to your friend. - No, I wouldn't. I'm like so confused like why that would happen. - Yeah, but when you're in, that's what I mean. Yeah, when you're in a relationship, like the things that you were like, oh, I'm so good at this and that. And then like all of a sudden they literally like say some shit. That like, isn't even bad, but maybe just like, I don't know. Like just like activated something that you didn't know was there and all of a sudden you're like turning around in the bed and I'm like, oh. - No, it's like the slow turn with the neck like. - Yeah. - How was that? - No, and that shit's real as fuck, bro. It's like, it's so crazy. But I'm just like, yeah. Being single is like, I don't know. It comes with a lot of its own things too, but I'm like, you gotta make the most of it. I've just decided if I'm negative about it, that's not gonna get me in a relationship any quicker. So I might as well have as much fun as I possibly can. - Yeah. And like now that it's summer, it's like, we gonna be outside. - And I think officially, like maybe that one. - Tarot Cartoon was right. Like now being in a place where I really do love myself and I just know it's gonna be okay. - Yeah. - Like I know I'm gonna be fine. I got me, I have great friends, great family, and I feel like when you're in that place, it's like, it's awesome being single because I know when I find someone, it'll be someone that actually adds to my life and makes it better. And so we're like, fuck it, we ball. - No, fuck it, we ball. And also it's just, yeah, it's like one of those things where I'm like, yes, being in a relationship is great, and it's like fun, and like there's like some extra like things there that like, you know, it's like nice. But it's not any more special than having a group of best friends and a support system and family, and I feel like that's something that like, I'll always be so grateful for that like, I spent, you know, literally 27 years like, perfecting is like, I've always poured into my friendships because friendships were all that I had. And like I've always poured into like family and like, you know, the people around me and like all these things because it's like, that's like what you have. And I feel like sometimes people forget to do that or lose that when they go into a relationship. And I'm like, it's literally, that's like, that's that good shit. Right there is like your friends, your friends. Having best friends and friendships in general and like, I definitely feel like in ways we are losing the art of that because it's like so easy to be like, oh my gosh, like, let's just like, you know, all I catch up with you and like whatever. But I'm like, no, don't know how to be a friend. Like for real. Like there's some, like I genuinely have the mindset of like, I will die for you. Like you are my friend. You are an extension of me. I love you and I will protect you. Yeah, do you watch something else? Well, no, which is something we're gonna have to fix quickly. No, we're gonna have to fix it. So if I will be watching the reunion, I'm letting you know, I will come over and watch. I need to watch it just because I'm like, first off, I loved Sierra in traders.
Which for context if that girl what the fuck are you talking about? Summer house is like a reality TV show where like this group of fit friends goes to a house in the Hamptons every summer and they like live there work there whatever and Essentially one of the girls on their Sierra who's a black girl Got done fucking dirty. Well, you explain it better than me actually. It's actually disgusting All right, all you need to know we're on season 10 right now, right Kyle and Amanda are from season one They are now married. They've been together the first season Kyle's playing on her face He's always played in her her face. He likes to party likes to drink He cheats on her from time to time. We know one time specifically and maybe a make out while they were married before he cheated on her when they weren't married And I think he did also while they were married He just has to get his shit together and the fact that this situation has put me on Kyle cook side is so crazy I haven't forgotten his sins, but it's crazy. Anyway, Sierra comes in probably around season like okay season four season four because my friends sent me or Maybe it's season six. I was gonna say it's it's in there. It's the COVID season Because my friends sent me a breakdown of all the seasons. I need to watch Yeah, so that'll understand what's happening like the context So essentially I'm watching when Sierra comes to summer house right now and when she comes a boy That's already on the show brings her on and when she gets there. She realizes he's kind of in a messy situation with another girl And she goes I'm good. That's my bitch right there. She she doesn't want to touch that shit with a 10 foot pole Like you're messing with other people. This is messy. You're gonna hurt another girl's feelings. I'm good. She knows her worth I love her. So basically all you need to know is Amanda and Sierra cultivate this amazing friendship Sierra the entire D of the show is trying to show Amanda her worth She is her right or die just pouring into her showing her the type of love she deserves and just really ushering her through Disrelationship that she's in and really just supporting her and loving on her Sierra Two seasons ago a guy comes on the show named West She and West form a relationship. They honestly West is the type of person extremely charismatic We fall in love with them. He's got that like white boy spicy swag Should have known from the beginning right and where did that come from yeah? We're seeing them just basically him pine after her this entire season and finally she's someone that like she's like I'm not gonna just sleep with you. I want a relationship I want to be honored and respected and all these things and we know this about her We know we've seen her been she's been played on before by other people on the show So we think she's just found her love and we're so excited Show ends they have a few like months before the reunion comes all we know is in between that time they have broken up We get on the show this man took her home to Montana to meet his family They go to multiple weddings together. They are dating and he basically pops out and it's like we were never dating and I don't want to be with you anymore And I'm not ready for relationship breaks her heart this girl is heartbroken to an extent She says that you know she slept with them all these things. She gave herself to him She thought that they were very much in love like they say I love you to each other and all this stuff and he played in her face and broke her heart and he like There was an article that he said This is why I would never be with her, right? Yes Instead of saying these things to her He came out in press and started being like and this is why I was never with her and she was like you literally never told me any of this And then you're gonna go and say that's like you embarrass me you are embarrassing me I need a gun and she opened so the whole last season they basically she just treats him like dirt Which obsessed with doesn't look at him doesn't acknowledge him as a person He is meek as a mouse doesn't speak doesn't do anything. I love that season this season It's just obviously a little awkward in the house that they're not speaking and she's working on she's Very open about how she misses him as a friend and how she still has feelings for him Like how could you not like how could you not? Yeah, how could you not? Yeah, she is also extremely open about what it is like being The only person of color on a show and dating on a public platform white man And is extremely vulnerable about it this season we have two other black cast members who I'm obsessed with me and KJ Okay, I saw them and there's a bad bitch. She's gorgeous. She's so pretty. She's like top 10 now for me like She this season made her one of my top 10 bravo liberties, which is insane I really get in the bravo verse You would die for her like she's insane and I love KJ - like very vulnerable breaking down mental health barriers with black men like obsessed with everything about him and She is very vulnerable and all three of them just basically speak about their experiences being black people walking through life and What that means in friendships and relationships and you know just the intersectionality of race and dating and all these things It was a super open conversation Wow, and so for Amanda and West to turn around and do this when they know all of this and you've had multiple conversations about this is so And her husband's cheater It's all crazy. So we all they never should have gotten married in the first place Amanda and Kyle But this season it's pretty much like we see their Kyle still in the house. She's still in the house Everyone's still Kyle's OG forever. I just feel as though for me and my house When it comes to Amanda because I saw the preview for I saw the preview for The reunion and stuff and she was like I just I need to go and like started crying and I was like go go Bitch go a long time and I'm like West too fucking ugly ask gotta ask like you suddenly is real quiet I hate I hate when you get real quiet when you started all of this all of this Well, and that's a thing too that the only way like genuinely the only way they could like Maybe get away with and not get away with this but like I will literally the only way this betrayal could be worth it for them Marriage mirror you have to get married. I think they already broke up. Oh For sure you would have to get married and you would have to have kids like You would literally need to get married buy a house all this stuff, and then I'd be like you know what till death Do us part because I'm like you know what you guys blew up your whole lives for love like dad If it's giving like on some Romeo and Juliet shit like this is like low key my one true love And it was like messiest fuck and like low key like I had no idea that it was gonna like go down like this But like it wasn't until this opened my eyes and dead at all. I'm gonna marry her like this is my person like Then it's like you're still nasty and dirty as fuck for like the way you went about it But at the same time if like that's truly the love of your life and you blew your shit up because like that's your tea and your wig Boom, I'm gonna get with West. What do you say Amanda gets with West? Yeah, so yeah So this whole season we are watching Sierra Basically admit that she still has feelings for West She's always gonna be in love with him. She feels like he's her soulmate and that that would literally be like me Yeah, they can they were close like Amanda and that would be like minute there were best friends and then like I went and like dated your acts Perfect like in a crazy way like like a couple weeks after like we end the last episode of the season Amanda I mean sorry Sierra and West kissing so we're like they're back they're back They're back and we've been thinking that but the whole time She's separating for her husband and starting in a fair with West So her and her husband are still married, but they and they claim it wasn't while they were until they got separated But I just know that's bullshit like I just know it's both. Well, I'm like do you see in the show? Yes No, it's now it's like touch. Yes In a very serious way and they're upstanding 10 toes down 10 toes down on everything Amanda walked in that was like what like no one's ever done This before and yeah in middle school. Yeah, you do that That's literally what the girls said back to her you literally do that shit when you're in middle school You like you can like take like take your friends boyfriend and like be a like that's unless you learn in middle school about when I say Everyone was so excited for Amanda to leave her husband like this was about to be her year We're like finally. You're gonna flourish. She's so hot. She has this little Haley Bieber vibe about her Like we were so ready and for you to turn around and do like it's actually the worst thing she could have like the worst thing She could have done was this also I'm like that's the thing that like gags the fuck out of me is I'm like he's not one of one now Like you know what I mean like if he again, there's really no excuse for it like there's genuinely not a single Excuses for it, but if he was looking like fine as shit in the world Fucking that you one of them and still then we hate you, but we're like okay She had to top it one time like no like I would have been like bitch your dirty as fuck like genuinely like you're got Rotted like for real like there's no excuse for it, but I'm like Okay, like that is like a one like okay like ooh, I don't know. I don't know. I'd not I don't know You know who they compare him to who sugar bear from honey boo moo show He looks like him can you put up a comparison please like it's actually once I saw that side by side of them I was like and jail and Officially it's jail. Thank you. I got to see this I Can find it. You have a man bun. Uh, he doesn't is that him. That's him. Yeah I'm crying. I'm like I'm crying so bad. I'm crying so bad. It's so good. It really is so good. Oh my god That piss me off so bad his you off and apparently you had like a girl He sure too and was like lying about it. It's just a lot He's probably like a maybe a six foot. She is just absolutely fucking stunning bit Mia actually so that would okay Yes, well, I'm like Mia is absolutely fucking sending to you, but I'm like Sierra genuinely wait Can we pull a photo of Sierra for the girls who haven't seen her Sierra people up?
Where do I? Where's Mia from? I've seen her before though. She looks so familiar. She just looks like she was meant to be in our lives forever I don't really know how to describe it. Oh That's a one of one bitch that right there. That's west. Yeah Honey she no pull bitch the the blue bikini bitch where she's sir Bitch she will serve you face and body all my fucking day long. Well in on traders I loved her so much. I wanted her to date Dylan everyone's so bad when after all this can't happen people are like Oh my god, Sierra needs to be the next bachelor right? I was like Bigger Leave her alone. Bigger. What are we doing? She was at the Met this year. No, I'm like like I'm like leave her alone Like she couldn't even like I just can't she is so fucking beautiful and west is so fucking ugly like It's just like crazy, and I'm just like Cuz it's just like that's a rat for real He did not want to cross my path at Coachella. I actually like thought I needed to send out like an umbrella like west Do not come to Coachella because you do not want to cross my path. No, I would cut off his wristband like I would actually like freak I would like literally do some like psychological shit to him. No, I was like talking about this with my trainer I was like talking about like you know cuz you just there was like There's just like fuckboy sometimes at the gym for sure, and I'm like I feel like if someone did me dirty I would be on some psychological warfare shit like it wouldn't be like oh like you ain't shit You'll never be shit like it would literally be like they're at the gym and they're like lifting like you know Like a hundred and then I take off two plates and add like a five Like or you know what I mean or like take off three plates and all of the sudden it's really light Like every time they like you know what I mean like I'd be doing that shit that we're playing with them Wait, what yeah, I'd like take like one of the handles off Or I'd like pour out a little bit of their water bottle. Yeah, and then just be like what's going on? I can feel like drive them drive them into Matt I would literally drive them into madness and like that's how I feel about West Like I'm like I want to like almost like when he's sleeping like cut one side of his hair like Kind of like short enough, but not so short that he's like there's a different like chopped my hair Yeah, totally god. It's 2026 and men still haven't figured out that we will always know We will always know we will always know shut the fuck up you guys you guys literally they don't get married It's like go go be gone go be gone and this is who they're there together now the evil spawns Yeah, the they were married. They were married. Yeah And the fact that they've in what's crazy as Kyle's literally been the villain and he arguably had like such a horrific season But like he's calling his wife out of his out of her name this season like it's actually really crazy But it's all the things we want to be saying to her so I'm kind of like well, and also it's just like I think it's It's almost like Worse in a way because it's like To get cheated on and to know the pain of that experience and the pain of like What how much it like took out of her and how she still stayed in like all these things and Then doing that to your best friend your best friend not even some rent not not even like I'm a mistress to like some girl I've never met like no skin in the game which they're skin in the game like that's dead the fuck wrong your best friend You're best. I wouldn't even literally sell my organs on the black market before I thought about betraying one of my best friends literally Literally would get my right eye taken out like handmaid's tail and get my lips literally ring shut closed Before I let something happen to one of my best friends so the fact that she was just like No, she literally like that's some white girl shit for real. I hope Sierra is like the like she's like the most famous The most everything like I need her to be like yeah, I will be watching dancing with the stars for the first time this year He's in dancing with the stars. Okay. I will watch. I will support her. I will support her I'll be support like literally if she poses like anywhere else you post like anything I'm like clicking the link and she's a love island commentator with Tefee. Thank you, and I'm like Yeah, but that officially me yeah, officially means she won't be on the show though because she's gonna be in Fiji Oh, cuz bye cuz bye cuz it's like on to bigger and better like but like I need to watch me a more so I love bigger that out quickly like is that her best friend that's who she brought on the show her best friend She's black. She's amazing and stunning. Yeah, she's just has like she's so vulnerable She lost her mom this past year, and she just talks about her grief journey, and she's just I think she won't lost both of her parents actually and She's who's K K K J we love him. He also amazing story Who's he friends with he was friends with West, but he is publicly shamed West and been like I don't fuck with him Like if you're gonna do my girls wrong like I'm done and like love we love him like we really look at that face Like no, like that's just that's a sweet. That's a sweetie pie. Well, okay, I'll be clocking in I've been needing to have this key with you about the summer house tea because I'm like one thing about me is like That's the one place I haven't gone yet. It's the bravoverse because it is just you haven't it's expansive Like I feel I wish I was watching it when I was a kid real housewives of Atlanta. Okay, that's what I was gonna say what's going on I am gonna start with real housewives of Atlanta from the top, right? You know, you're gonna have like an entire personality shift once you study Neenie leaks. Well, yes Thank you miss me and Portia and Fadera. Well, that's about the change. I was a big Fadera girl Fadera girl Intrater. Yeah, she was I that was just like a smell of who she is like it's crazy. Yeah. No, I loved her. Oh my gosh Well, I'm like honestly. Yeah, I'm like I live for that ship, but I'm just like it's just like hard I'm like because I wasn't there from the start and I had to go from the start as well Like I'm I'm ashamed to say actually not a no shame here But like I watched Atlanta for the first time two years ago started from the beginning and it's hard because it's such an old show Like when you're starting from the jump you're like what the hell is going on? But the thing like the opening scene is literally a woman like drinking shardonnay and smoking a cigarette and driving her Like car down the road like thank you. That's what they were filming and doing. It's crazy Like that was like the ancient ancient text. Well, because I'm like yeah, no, I'm a clock in I'm a clock in for my shift because Yeah, I would love for you to top into Potomac as well because I have a very insane conspiracy theory from that show that I will die on a soapbox for Okay, I do want to hear that. I've seen a few episodes like Because there was like this one where they went to the vineyard vineyards and got into that crazy fight Yeah, and they were like we're not allowed to fight like we're Yes, Karen Hooker. Yeah, I did see that Like work and I did when the Jen Shaw shit was happening with Utah I clocked it and that is like crazy reality TV right there where she just like goes missing and then like the FBI is there like literally getting on the party bus and she just got out of jail Yeah, barely and like little it's like all on camera like she's literally like Just like fled the scene and when people were like worse Jeff and worse Jeff and hmm people say reality TV scripted I'm like watch this episode. No, I'm like you could not script that that was like someone that asked fleeing from the law I was so crazy Yeah, so I'll be walking in for my shift right now. I'm watching. Well great time to do the neighborhood watch Yes, love of shows that I'm watching or no anything it could be advice something you just bought that you really like or just literally anything at all Okay, well, I have this thing that I've been saying for years and it actually pisses me off every time I see Slander about side parts Let's wake this up. This pisses me off so much because there is nothing better than a bitch with a side part Side parts are here clearly this was a white narrative that was started because y'all were doing your side parts on the side of your cheek That's a comb over first of all and you decided to say that side parts were nasty and weird and creepy when Quite literally they're the sexiest thing that's ever lived and I've only I've tried middle parts with braids I love a middle part like hello bust down to the ass. Hello But I'm always gonna be true to a side part. I'm always gonna be true once these loosen up like these are dead-ass like Day one like tidy sheet like ass braids But I'm like once they loosen up they should go into the side like I'm gonna be in combo with my shit like To the side. Are you on a combo? I am going to Cabo. I'm so jealous No, I am I am I am tapping in play play my girlfriend's dad is taking us to Cabo That's what I mean. I love white people, bro I love white people though. I love white people when it comes to that vacation shit One hundred percent why people is a when you go on vacation with them You can bring like they're literally like oh like bring your whole friend group. I'm like period But anyways, my girlfriend's dad was like we're going to Cabo and I was like I'm going to Cabo. I was like I'm going to Cabo So anyways, we're going to Cabo next week with him So I literally had to get braids cuz I'm like don't play with this is like I'm gonna say my one of my favorite looks on you We thank you. I if not my favorite. I love having braids so much like I'm like happier my life's easier My jaw hit the floor when I walked in did you do it last night? Yes Wow and the girl who did them like does them mad quick I'm bald right now because I did my braids for a year straight no break Well, and that's what I'm gonna say. I'm like after this. I'm gonna dye my hair back and then I'm really gonna like Get my shit like we're going dark. Yeah, I'm like I do love being blonde But unfortunately, it's just like the upkeep is like really hard cuz like the roots of it all and everything and also I'm like you could really only be
be blonde for like a couple years before it's like no matter what your hair's gonna break off. And the girl who dies my hair like literally is so, like Lola is the best in the whole world. Like I've never met anyone who's like as talented as her. Like if she ever stops doing hair, I'm literally gonna be cooked, genuinely. 'Cause she like cuts it right. And she's like-- - You can talk about her forever. - Oh, she's the best. But anyways, with that being said, she does do a really good job. And I feel like I do a good job of keeping my hair healthy. But it's like since I'm running right now, my hair is like always in a fucking bun. And that's really bad for my hair. I don't know. It's just like I wanted to grow out a little and then maybe y'all try and do like, I don't know, like pig tails or something. - Cute. - Or just like a braid down the back when I run or just something that's a little more protective than like a fucking tight ass bun. - No, I understand. The braids are truly everything. So anyways, I'm living my jam to see. - Yeah. - And then after that-- - You look like a fairy. - I love it. - I love it. - And I'm remade in Cabo. - Wow, flick up, please. I can't wait to see the vacation pics. - No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have a-- - I'm clocked in on your-- - I'm gonna have a walk in. Because she'll always be like, I'll take it for you. And I'm like, but do you know how to take it, though? - Hmm. - But do you know how to take it, though? - You go learn, I'm like, yes. Like you'll learn. - I'm learning today. - You're gonna learn how to work a G7X. - I've been thought about like the day that you'll post your relationship or like how you're gonna do that. - Hi, yes. I mean like it's hard because not that I don't, you know, like there's anything to hide, but I'm like, I think I know. - Kind of fun to think about that, like, kind of. - It is, yeah, I think it's more so I just like, I don't know, it's like scary, 'cause it's like-- - It's your thing right now. - Yeah, 'cause it's like once it's out there, it's out there. And like I think people who like end up sharing their stuff online, like it's the court of public opinion and not that I don't like trust or feel like. There's something weird or like anything. I just also feel like it's like once it's out there, it can't like go back in. - And you want to protect that person. Like there's truly evil people that first of all lie on your name or we'll just say whatever because they're miserable and they want to make you feel miserable, you know? - And that's the bigger thing is like, you know, she's not online, like that at all. Like she doesn't post content. She's like literally like, you know what I mean? Like literally Instagram and TikTok is just for her friends. So I feel like it would be almost like opening up this like can of worms that like she didn't like ask for and I don't know. Everyone's like really chill like everyone who listens to the podcast and like all our listeners and like everyone who's a part of the neighborhood is like we have the best fucking community and I always say that like everyone's like really comes correct when it comes to like us and stuff. But at the same time, I don't know. There's just like some people out there that I'm like already like so weird about some things that I'm like, I don't even know what this would like add to the function but I don't know maybe a little pride moment. Maybe I don't know. Um, but yeah, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. Hey, we don't know. Honestly, the one who ate the best hard launch I've ever seen in my whole entire life was Easter Ray when she got married. Oh, I love that. I was like, what? Mary what? Like how the whole ass wedding not what? It gagged me so bad. Kami Crawford did that. She popped out with a ring. She was like, and I have them and I was like, this is incredible. You know what? And that's another person who needs to get in the chair too. I love her. I love Kami. And when she's here, I want to come watch because I love her. I just love Kami so much. She's literally the best. That's a bad bitch. Like, she's never batty, batty shot a clock. Like y'all cut something. In every video, like if I go to comment on something, she's already commented and she already said what I wanted to say. So I'm like, thank you. Thank you, handled, handled for the girls. Um, what's my neighbor? Oh, my neighborhood watch, handmaid's tail. Are you watching the spin-off or no? No, because I'm like, well, what part of you want to have you finish? No, I'm only on season three. Okay, period. But I tried to rewatch it and I was like, it's too close to home right now. Oh, it's time to like kidding. I'm like, handmaid's still watching it right now. It's like really, really fucking freaking me out. But also I'm like watching it because I'm like, I need to bear witness to like, the reality. I think like, honestly, it's pretty timely to be watching it because I'm like, everyone kind of uses it in almost like a figure of speech of like, you they're gonna handmaid's tails us and I'm like, no, like, they're already starting to like kinda do it, though. And it's like crazy, like seeing the reason why like, people were leaving the states and like, being refugees of Canada. Like, it's a fucking crazy ass show. I don't know. I'm like, if you're sensitive to those things, though, maybe don't watch it because it does like, really, I don't know, if you're like susceptible to like paranoia and like, things of the sort, maybe don't watch it, but I'm watching this shit like, you need to watch this movie. I watched it on the plane. It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. I've never heard anyone talk about it. I might need you to pull it upside. It's this Dylan O'Brien movie. It came out probably a couple years ago. It's called like, I know what you're talking about. Did you watch that? No, but I wanted to see it. Not the one with, what is it called? It's a like, it's a political one. I didn't know that's what it was about when I was watching it. And I literally was in my seat clutching on the plane. Like, this is the craziest thing I'd ever seen. Yes, the anniversary. Yeah, that's what it is. It is so insane, all starcasts, by the way, by the way. But it's basically about like how this political coal is made and how it takes over America. But you don't realize that. His mom is like a professor. And she had the student, the lady in the yellow. And he basically comes to his parents, have like a big anniversary party every year. And he brings his new girlfriend, Dylan O'Brien, the girl in the yellow. And she used to be a student of his mom. And his mom was like, she had like insanely radical beliefs, like really crazy things. In the next year, his, he ends up marrying her. She publishes this book and the book like, the kind, like goes insane for it. Like it's about having no parties. Everyone under one umbrella. And it's the craziest thing ever. And watching it, it was just like every year it shows their anniversary, like where the world's at the next year. And it's the craziest thing I've literally ever seen. It's sick, twisted. And it's like, this is literally going to happen enough today. Oh my gosh, okay, you know. But you should watch it. Oh, watch it. You should. It was really like marketed. I remember seeing a trailer like for it on YouTube. There's something and then it came up like in one other conversation and then I like kind of forgot about it. But I was like, I want to see it. And I just didn't wear it. Watch it into where? Because I want to know. I don't know anyone else that's watched it. No, I don't want to talk to you about it. Oh my god, I'll watch it because I'm like, dude, literally watching him until right now is like freaking me out. So fucking bad because I'm like, I don't know. It's just like, I don't know, just right now with like the administration and like all the shit that's going down. I'm just like, I'm just gonna get me in a red cape. Like, resident, even my color, but you better put me in a buttery yellow. And y'all better get on your voting zoom for this LA marial election. And I'm letting y'all fuckers know right now. Don't ever freaking play with me. Y'all aren't fuckers, but the fuckers that are trying to be dumb bitches right now, if you're thinking about voting for dumb ass motherfucking Spencer Pratt, you dumb bitches, the dumb bitches who are even considering voting for dumb motherfucking Spencer motherfucking Republican Pratt. That's as if that's not literally Trump 2.0. And y'all thought you, I thought y'all learned reality TV. This bitch ass hoe literally, I was in by century city, which of course target fucking demographic. And literally he has a billboard up there that says like, like, gonna make Hollywood safe again. And it's literally this white lady running with a baby and LA's on fire in the background. And he's like here to make LA safe again. Fear monger, that was some handmaid's tail shit for real. Like literally some fear mongering like Gilly ad shit that I was honestly like, honestly, I'm sorry, you don't get to be at the Pooge party at Coachella fucking on the stage filming your wife singing like sagging your fucking pants looking like a loser. And then to decide I'm gonna pop up and run for mayor because my house burned down and I'm broke. But here's the thing, you don't even, you know what it's like to well, not really, but like, okay, yes, your house burned down and I have empathy for that. But that non-inspiring more empathy, he literally doesn't want to even house unhoused people. No. He just wants them to disappear like they aren't actual fucking people and I have zero solution. Zero solution and I'm like, honestly, go move to Florida. When people literally fuck Florida has an option for you. Literally when people feel that way, think that way. Like go be with your fucking people. Go to fucking Florida. Like why do you want to go to the state that has verbose fucking culture ideas and we're like fucking liberal? Like literally go to fucking like red estate that has a beach. There's literally beaches in red states. Go there. Go there. Oh, you don't want to be there because you don't go there. Literally fucking go there. And so anyways, people are like, no, he's not a Republican. He's not, yes, that's a mother fucking Republican. I saw an interview of him today and they were like, so why are you Republican? And he said because I was so famous and people were threatening me in Heidi's lives that I had to get a gun. And he's like the only people that believe in carrying guns are Republicans that verbatim is what he said. I was like, you might be the dumbest fucking idiot. I've ever, and he's like, I know people don't like guns. I'm like, and why don't people like guns? Spencer answered me that answer. And you want to be mayor of LA. Anyways, I'm letting y'all fucking know, right? The fuck now if that even crossed your mind. If even for a millisecond, you were like, I don't know, maybe.
- No. - Baby, that's Trump. That's Trump. Don't play, ever. - I can't do this to him. - Ever, right now. - I really can't go to him. - I can't go to him. - Don't ever, don't ever. Mom, Donnie, or fucking bus, like. - No, and you're gonna give New York Mom Donnie and you're gonna give us Spencer fucking prize. - Absolutely. - Over my dead fucking body. - I can't. - Over my dead body. - Wait, how was meeting him was awesome? - Oh yeah, he's the, he's actually genuinely like, that's a human for real. - Wow. - I mean, you know, politics is his own thing and like, you know, I think he's doing so much, like he's really killing it. I couldn't imagine being in politics in like China, like he seems like he's really, he is changing things, period, like, you know, but I'm just like, he's the, I've never seen someone do so much. Like, active shit, like, you know what I mean? Like, active. - I'm just open the conversation and be the first also. Like, anyone that can be the first anything for any sort of representation, like you get a pad on the back from me. - Yeah, and it's really exciting. - And it's just like, you know, I, we hold everyone to the same levels of accountability and like, I think it's like really sick what he's doing right now. And like, I just, you know, I can only pray he keeps it up. But after meeting him and like, he's, or he seems to me very genuine, very authentic, very real and like, you know, is doing things like hosting Ramadan and like, all these, like ex, just really like celebrating culture in New York and like, offering jobs by like, shoveling snow and like, all this cool shit that he's been doing that I'm just like, fuck yes. - Yeah. - Like, let's rock, let's rock today. And y'all, like, don't even fucking play with me about Spencer Pratt, like, fucking pissing me off so bad. - It was like, I blinked, like, laugh. I was like, ha, ha, like, that's funny. And then I woke up and it was like, front runner. And I was like, I would rather have Karen Bass as our American. I'm not kidding. I literally would, if that, if it's Karen Bass or Spencer Pratt, the answer is clear. And I'm just like, again, I don't think Karen Bass should still be our mayor, but if it literally came down to like, the lesser of the two evils, I'm not kidding. I cannot have Spencer Pratt be our mayor. Like, that, to me, is like, honey, this is gonna give Huntington Beach real fucking bad. This is gonna be like the new-- - No, my dad will not spend a dollar in Huntington Beach, will not step foot, will not do anything. And that's for my grandparents' live. My dad is like, we're eating in the house. Like, what's in the cupboard? We're not going to spending any money anyway. - Go away. I'm not going that bives. - Yeah. - Bives and hanging out with the proud boys. - Hell no. - Bitch. - Go be proud in Florida anyway. - And also Spencer, go there! You don't wanna go to Florida? - Literally, skip in a jump away. Enjoy Orange County. You look like you belong there. - Go to Huntington Beach, bro. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, well, we're not being sad. It's just like, we real. - Yep. - Sister. - Sister. - Where can the girls find you? - No plug. If you have anything going on, please plug yourself and let them know. Tee. - I mean, whoever knows what's going on. It's different every day. But please join me and keep along. Alexa J on all platforms. I'm Flexi, Lexi on TikTok. We gotta update that. But if you type in Alexa J, it pops up. - Boom, you'll find her. - Well, I love you so much. Alexa's always doing really fun, cool stuff. Going on fun trips or outfits are Tee. The video's the commentary on TikTok. Personally, my favorite. - Yeah. - And I just love you, dude. And I'm so glad you're here today. - And let me tell the members of the neighborhood, like, if you want to meet your faith and never be disappointed, it's Dom and Maya. Like, you guys truly are the best people. Some of the best people in my lives. And like, I really don't know what I would do without you guys, my sisters in Christ. And I'm just proud to be your friend. And I'm so proud of you. - Well, we love you so much, sister. - Love you. - And if we ever do a hook up episode. - I'm back. - You'll be back. - Yeah. - We love you, sister. - Have you. - Bye guys. We'll see you next Wednesday. (upbeat music)
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The host is hosting a live show at the Irvine Improv on June 4th at 7
Alexa J. is a new guest on the podcast, a model and content creator who recently moved into a stunning vintage apartment in LA, bringing fresh energy and personal stories to the conversation.
The episode explores themes of single life, dating experiences, and personal growth, including humorous anecdotes about parking struggles, failed date attempts, and the emotional weight of being single.
Summary:
The podcast hosts announce a live show at the Irvine Improv on June 4th, emphasizing its interactive and fun nature with audience participation. Guest Alexa J. joins as a new content creator and model, sharing her vibrant life in a vintage LA apartment and sparking lively discussions about dating and personal identity.
The conversation delves into the challenges and joys of being single, featuring relatable stories about misadventures like parking in chaotic LA streets, missed dates, and awkward encounters at events. The hosts reflect on personal growth, contrasting their past relationships with their current independence, and highlight how single life fosters self-discovery. A major theme is the emotional vulnerability that relationships bring, especially after years of being self-reliant.
The episode also touches on fangirling, dating habits, and the absurdity of dating culture, including failed attempts at hookups and the influence of social media. Through humor and honesty, the hosts explore the balance between being open to love and staying grounded in self-worth. The segment ends with a heartfelt note on embracing single life as a meaningful phase, acknowledging the anxiety but also the freedom it brings.
The tone is both reflective and playful, blending real-life struggles with lighthearted moments to create a deeply personal and relatable narrative.
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The live show is happening on June 4th at 7:30 PM at the Irvine Improv.
Yes, there are still a few tickets available, so it's important to purchase them through the link in the description.
It's a real-time interaction with the audience, where people can share personal stories and experiences directly with the hosts.
Alexa J. is a model and content creator joining the podcast for a special 'hook-ups' episode, which has been a long-time talked-about topic.
She describes difficult parking spots, like Shatto Lane in Ktown, where cars are often stuck or awkwardly parked, and notes that valet parking is sometimes cheaper than paying for parking at places like the Grove.
She jokes that having a dash cam is 'unk' until you actually need it, like when you see a yellow scrape on your car or a suspicious person near it.
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