(Part 2) Sex, Todd, and Other Crimes Against Bravo

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The Packers and Bears in prongs, exclusive walk-up playoff game, Saturday 730 PM Eastern. Only on prongs. Sign up for a 38-week trial today. Restrictions of the plot. C-M-S-On.com/M-S-On. Prime for details. It's like, oh god. You know what? I think a fun turn of events. Let's talk about one miss, Sheena Shea, because Sheena Shea is coming out and saying that she has an ex-boyfriend who really wanted to do an Eiffel Tower 3 sum where that's two. I thought it was ex-husband. No, no, no, no. It's said someone she dated. Someone she dated. Oh, okay, okay. She's really a kiss and tell person. Oh, big time. Yeah. Big fucking time. She is. Anna, can you center your camera, your off-center? Oh, sorry. There we go. Oh, it's you. I'm off-center. Gotcha. Well, that we've known. But she said that it was a boyfriend and I am sorry, but like, let's not forget that Billy, who from Vanderpump rules said that Sheena and Rob wanted to have a 3 sum with her. I can't help but think that it's Rob. Like, we've already heard about 3 sums. I feel like it's Rob and not only can he hang a television in seven minutes, he can also share you with his best friend. Yeah. You know, I find, and I don't know what that means and I'm not about to talk about somebody's sexuality or not talk about it, but just even try to understand, because I don't understand. If you were going to have a 3 sum, do you want another girl or a guy there? Anna, go on to your head. You have to have a 3 sum. A girl, a girl. A girl, because I would feel like, you know, you have both of us and what I don't necessarily feel I have to do anything with the girl. Okay. So yeah, I think girl. See, I feel like. If I had to have another guy, then I'd feel like the person I'm with really wanted a guy and I don't want to be with somebody that has ever or will ever want a dick because I don't have one. See, here's my thing. I want another guy there because I'm already such a disappointment. Imagine disappointing two women at one time. We're here. I can fuck you. I'm going to come real fast and then I can skedaddle and you guys can do whatever and he can probably last longer and do the things that I'm not able to do. But imagine two women now are going to both be disappointed by me and I'm going to be like, sorry. No, I don't think you can handle seeing another man with your wife. I don't think you can handle it. You can talk a big game, but no. By the way, neither one of us would ever do 3 cents. So what are we talking about? Right. Okay. Well, anyways, I think that it's fun. I love that Shina always has something to tell us. Yeah. You know, what is it with her though? You know what I mean? Like, is she on any show? Is she trying to be on a show? Is she trying to make herself what? She's saying that she turned down going on the valley, which did she? I don't believe that. Yeah. Listen, I, I feel like Shina Shay is the kind of person that we all learn things about against our own will. Like we don't want to know these things about Shina, but she tells us she tells us and then we're like, we're interesting. We want to be interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Now speaking of, you know, relationships, guys, we have got final confirmation from Kyle Richards that her and Morgan Wade were in love. She fell hard for her. Does she say her by name? No, but we all know who she's talking about. Thank you for, you know, the fact that she felt the need to finally tell us this while wearing her most lesbian confessional look of all time felt right. I felt the tie everything. I was just like, yes, thank you. You know, I like the theme. Yeah. I think that Kyle is feeling like she has to, I think she feels that with the people that are on the show now and their storylines and everything else and she has kept everything on the DL for so long that she needs to step up or she shouldn't be there. Oh, yeah. I also think that she is really not understanding fully that Maricia was done. Can I say something? Yeah. I watched this episode and I used to think like, God, Kyle, Maricia, they were it. They were the couple. Yeah. And when she goes over there now, I'm like, this is, this is super fucked up to say. Okay. But you know when like, a couple's together and then one has like a very tragic accident and then their brain doesn't work quite right. So they go to like a assisted living situation and then the X still comes and visits them and brings them. I feel like it's the other way. No, I feel like when I saw Maricia, I felt like I was like, do you feel like he's not all there? Oh, do you? It felt like he had gotten hidden ahead and here comes Kyle and she's like, here's some towels. Okay. This is for the girls. And and you know, have you been doing your parties in the party? Good. Okay. You know, I, that's kind of how it felt. I didn't, I was there was nothing there for Maricia. I think Maricia is trying to be nice, but he is so over her completely, completely over her. Why? Why? Because he, I love Kyle too, but the problem is that Maricia likes him young now. You know, and I just don't see, I just, I don't see a way back for them. Does he like them young and stupid because he is also stupid? He can't be that stupid. You know, I honestly, I need to quite the empire. I guess, but I feel like, you know, sometimes you're like, oh, this is my real turn. They pull up in a Ford Pinto and you're just kind of like, oh, yikes. I'm pulling up in a Ford Pinto. No, I know he's up, but his brain is feels like a Ford Pinto to me. Yeah. I mean, I think that he created a brand and he has surrounded it with himself with people who are very astute and very good at what they do and then they make him look good. I don't think he's doing much of the work at all. I think he created a brand, I think he benefited tremendously from being on the show and from her. And, um, but I think that Kyle, even though she said she was in love with her. Yeah. I don't think she's really wrapped her head around the lesbian lifestyle. I don't think she likes that part of it. No, seriously, there's a lesbian lifestyle. Look, I don't know. I just think that it's different. You don't live like, you know, the whole mother, father, girls, dad walks the wedding, what you can do all those things, but she comes from a place where she's so traditional in her thinking that I don't know that she can make that leap. I don't know. I don't think she's there yet. If I'm being completely honest, I feel like this was, I feel like this was Kyle Richards, like, it was like, um, in every coming of age movie where it's like, you know, they hook up with their best friend and secret for the summer. And then go back to their life. Like I, I think that Kyle, here's the thing. I think that Kyle fell in love with Morgan emotionally, but I don't know if where Kyle really was. But here's the thing. I did hear from somebody that they were around Kyle Richards one time when, and this is like first-hand experience, not from somebody famous or anything. And they were like, all she did was talk about Morgan. All and like on the phone and like all this stuff. And it was just like, I feel like she was just infatuated with Morgan. And it felt like this is like my best friend who sometimes goes down on me. But she didn't do it on her. I don't think so. I really don't. I don't, I don't believe so. No. I don't think so. So anyways, um, now there, this is not the only breakup going on in the Bravo world because we also have Todd and Bronwyn. Oh my God. I, I got to tell you something and I'm sure this is not a popular opinion. I'm stressed about this. I do not like because I love Bronwyn rich. I love her being really, really rich. And even if people are like, Oh, well, they didn't sign a prenup. Still that's half of what they have now. And I don't think Todd is as rich as anybody thinks. No, I just, I feel like it was a long, long time ago. Well, I think he does other stuff now. I know he's an investment banker. I get it. Yeah. Again, when people go on reality TV, you need to come with a clean slate. Okay. Because if not, it's things are going to come out. And it has come out that Bronwyn and Todd were separated from 2016 to 2018. Oh, court records that show this. There was a time that they had a lot of issues with Bronwyn's dogs who were biting people left and right. And so they, yeah, so they filed for a legal separation and were separated between 2016 and 2018. Now I can't tell you because I don't know the laws in places. You know, I know that if a dog, if your dog bites somebody that's considered strict liability, which means there's no trial to be had automatically your dog is guilty and you're guilty for owning the dog. But I need that. I need to kind of protect assets. You know, maybe he was trying to protect assets because it was hurt dogs, whatever. But the fact that nobody knew this is kind of weird. But who didn't see this coming? We all saw it coming. But there's just a part of me that's like who is Bronwyn without being a gold digger with an old man? You know, and well, we're going to find out, aren't we? I know, but it's, it's, I just don't like change. I want her to be in happy relation of a housewife. I like the evolution of a person. Here's the thing. Once we get to it, I'll be happy. I'll be happy once we get there. But just I, what I do is I feel like I flounder and I freak out and I'm just like, what's happening? You know, do mommy and daddy love each other anymore? You know, and they don't obviously, obviously, they do not love each other anymore. They fucking hate each other. And I, do you feel like when Bronwyn was on the show and she's saying, like, you know, if we had an open marriage, like then at least like, do we think that that is what she genuinely wanted? Or that was like a lastage effort to be like, I think it's what she wanted. Think about it as the best of both worlds. You still have pump-pited investment bank or money you can fuck whoever you want. And then he's out having sex with whoever he wants. And so she doesn't have to have sex with him, which is the downside of the entire relationship with an old guy who's rich. Right. I could never do it. I could never record or in the kitchen. I bring that person didn't do it either. Never. I've never done that. I would be if I was hot and yeah, I would be a gold digger like you wouldn't believe. Yeah, no, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be. I can, I told my wife, I wanted my kids to be and they're not either. I didn't want them to be when I was raising them because I could have raised them to be that on the contrary. It was like, marry for love, money for whatever. And now I was like, not now, but later I was like married for money, but it's too late. My next marriage, if that ever happens, will be for money. Right. Right. Yeah. I mean, look, if it's like an anacostmyth situation where the guy is so old that all you have to do is like pat him on the head and say, hi, honey, whatever. I guess. Give you a little motorboat. But I also wouldn't, like, this is, this is me. I'm an idiot, but I wouldn't take all the money that belonged to his kids. I wouldn't do any of those things because it's not fair. And I'm like, oh, about what's fair. What are these kids were assholes? I mean, if his kids were assholes and treated him poorly, and he had shared with me in a lucid state that he didn't want his kids to get anything, then I would honor what he wanted. But everybody sets the kids are assholes when the person dies, when it's not convenient for them to share the wealth. I would be taking his hand, putting the pen in it and firing in everything over to myself. I don't, personally, say that and I don't believe you. I don't believe you. No, I wouldn't. I know I wouldn't. Yeah, you wouldn't. Yeah. I'm such a little bitch, unfortunately. There are so many tods on housewives. Tods are not doing well right now. No. Tods are in the hot one. In your opinion. Okay. This, well, let's tell people, let's remind him of the tods are. Okay. So we've got Todd, who is married to candy from Real Housewives of Atlanta. We've got Todd, who's was married is possibly with not possibly with Alexia from Real Housewives of Miami. And then we've got Todd, who's with Bronwyn in Real Housewives, it's all like city. And I'm going to, I think what we need to do is we need to come up with an order, a pyramid of where do our tods lie? And honestly, I feel like at the top of that pyramid, I'm going to have to put Todd from Atlanta. I think that he is the best Todd. I do think that yeah, he's the best Todd or the worst Todd, the best Todd. Oh, I don't think he's the best Todd. Oh, the guy was like a lighting guy married somebody that was established and successful, lived to the life and then whatever. Although I need more information on that because it looks like they opened their marriage and it was a mutual thing. And then someone found a look. I think they've had, they've, they've had an interesting sex life for sure. And I think that that was always kind of known. It was on the deal. Like we knew it, but we didn't talk about it. Right. But I, I feel like at least with him, he hasn't done anything for us to fully like, Tom, Bronwyn's, Bronwyn's Todd, he's made us hate him from day one. Oh, yeah. No, to me, he's the worst. Yeah. He's definitely the worst. I would say Todd Napoleon number one, candy Todd number two and Bronwyn's Todd number three. That's my. I don't think Todd, Napoleon's bad. I think with Todd, I, it's so hard for me to get past those videos. You know, it really is. But why? Because he's wordy and he's whatever. That doesn't make him a bad person. He had a good, he's a proud man. Okay. And he was made a fool of and fine. He participated in him looking like looking like a fool. He was trying to say face and double down and made it worse. Okay. It happens. I don't think he's a bad person. You know, I don't. I don't. And I also think that he was dealing with the production company that's really, really unscrupulous, scrupulous, scrupulous, scrupulous. Scrupulous. I have no idea. Whatever. Yeah. Just a fucked up production company that doesn't care about anybody. Other breakup news. So Mercedes, Jevide and what's her husband's name? Tommy. Tommy. Are getting divorced. I'm just going to say that I think that they're both better off. I definitely think that she's better off. I think, you know, Mercedes doesn't like me. Mercedes has never met me. Mercedes doesn't like me because she's good friends with Marisol. Now I'm going to put all that aside because I have put that aside. I watched always watched Shaws. I liked the show and I always liked her. And I still like her and respect her as a woman. I have to say, apparently they have a podcast called Till the Dirt. Yeah. And it was a podcast they had together. Till the Dirt, which is till six years in. Right. And then they decided, I think she wanted to continue to do the podcast together. And anyway, recently, he did a podcast on his own where he attacked her mom. And I think her mom is a tough cookie. I don't remember that much about her mom, but I think, you know, Persian moms and I think they come from money and whatever and whatever. And then he also he trashed her mom and trashed Jeff Lewis. And Jeff Lewis and Mercedes are best best friends. Yeah. He loves Mercedes. And so she was on the show recently to talk about that. And honestly, I find her to be she never gets crazy. She's always level, you know, she did not despite the fact that he badmouthed the crap out of her and everything else. She didn't it's clear that her whole thing, her most important thing is her son. And didn't want to embarrass him, you know, Jeff went on to say that she has covered him for a long time. You know, I think that the kind of the subtext there and and Gigi Golunessa was there too. Everybody was saying that she's covered up for him for being kind of like a loser kind of like the she was the one that supported the family. She's carried that family financially for 10 years. And even with all the bad things she said about her and about her mother, she said I don't want to talk about this anymore. And she's really taken the high road and for that, I have a lot of respect for her. But I don't think it's going to be an easy thing. No, not at all. Yeah. I think it's going to be a terrible divorce. I'm sure they're going to go back and forth forever. I think the reason I think they're both better off is I think that she can do so much better. Yeah. But I still think he's better off because I do truly believe that Mercedes was with him because he was less than. And it made her feel better than. And like there's a lot of people in these relationships. I think she loved him. The way she talks about him. I know I think that she does love him. But I do think there's a part of her that's like I've always like I don't have to explain it, but there are some people in this world where they get in a relationship and it's just like I like she wears the pants. I'm higher up on the food chain. Well, look, I think I think that that's I wouldn't explain it that way. I think when someone is in the public eye, sometimes they're better off with somebody that doesn't care about the public eye at all. I can honestly tell you that Ken will let me be the peacock in this relationship. And not because he doesn't have he just doesn't care about that. And he thinks that makes her happy. Let her peacock all she wants. And I'll be here to support. And that to me is a sign of strength. Not a sign of weakness. That to me shows a man that is so secure in himself that he is not threatened at all, but what by what I do. But I don't think the same can be said for Tommy because I think that Tommy's just an all around loser. Right, right, right. That's different. No, never going to amount to anything on his own. Already amounted and continues to amount. And he's continuing to mount you. Right, right. Right. No, Ken is good, successful, all those things. So no, we're not talking about the same thing. What did you go to sex position with Ken? Oh, I am such a pillow princess. When you just do like missionary. Yeah. Oh, I'm lazy. Okay. Like every time every time. She has. Quite often. Here's the thing that Ken is like a morning guy and I'm not a morning person. So if it's going to be in the morning, I am just going to lie there. But then I'm not going to give any more information, but I'm not like a dead fish. Let's put it that way. Okay. Wow. She was asking for privacy. Give me a fucking break. No, I don't think mornings, right, especially with morning breath. Oh, me neither. Me neither. I don't like morning. I don't like morning, but whatever. I like a fresh shower. You know, that's the best smell your good body wash on you type of situation. Yeah. Well, I didn't expect that. I thought you'd like like somebody that was rolled in the ground beef of Taco Bell. God, no, I'm I can't let me tell you in this move, I lost my deodorant and I couldn't find it for like four days. Oh, and so I just kept not putting it on and I smell like a fucking in an outburger. It is disgusting. Why did you just not go to a local? I mean, why didn't you use your wife's secret? No, because I can only use gel deodorant. Otherwise, I will get a huge rash that goes like all the other one to use that prevents rashes. The um, what is it called? I don't know. No, it's not to agree. It's it's gel and you push you you twist it and it comes up and it's called come like that. It comes out through little holes. Yes. Niche and band right guard. Hang on. Man's gel. Now I got a Google ex I don't know. It is called Gillette. Oh, Gillette. The best a man can get. Oh, is that what they're saying is? Yeah. So Gillette was in 1978. I mean, who knows? Gotcha. Okay. No. So I can only use that. Otherwise, I'll break out and I stunk. I'm all about a good smell. I love a good smell. That's that's a big thing with me. Um, hey, let's talk about real housewives of New Jersey. So Melissa and Teresa, they have made up, you know, everything is fine and dandy. Never better. Lots of things. Christmas things are planned. Every I hope Melissa doesn't bring the sprinkle cookies. Um, which I got to say tried the sprinkle cookies. They were great. Did you have them? Yeah. They were at the store that she brings send them to you. She sent them to me. Oh, she didn't fucking send them to me. Oh, well, listen, she liked me better. No, seriously, I'm dying to try them. But now they have them at some stores and you can get them there too. That's some. But unfortunately, despite this, Andy Cohen has said, great, I'm happy their friends were still not picking up filming anytime soon. Right. Right. That's unfortunate. I think that, you know, I've overheard a lot about, you know, that they're not only about them, you know, a lot of people are talking about, I want to have Margaret back on and I spoke to you for weeks. Yeah, I talked to her this week and, you know, I don't understand why Teresa saying no, Margaret, you know, I don't think that she can go away like she did and create all this, these issues and now try to establish who's going to be on the show and not be on the show. I think that that it's a little, I don't know, it's a little presumptive of her to think that she has that. I think Marge is a big part of that show. Marge is very polarizing I've found out from the comments. Okay. No, no, no, no, I'm just, I was shocked because I thought everyone just like, I thought you either loved her or you liked her. I didn't realize some people are like, polarizing, you lover, you haters, that's polarizing. I think I can be polarizing too. I think that that's what makes her interesting. I don't think I'm polarizing it. Just think everyone hates me. No, I don't think you're polarizing. I don't think you're polarizing. I think some weird people dislike you for no apparent reason. Like there's no rhyme or reason for it. Somebody doesn't like me. I get it. That I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But with you, it's weird. It's some, it's some weird jealousy. Like somebody that wants to be you in some way. The Queen of Diamonds always has an Asapha sleeve. Are you saying in some way you are like LVP? Basically. Okay. No. I, okay. Here's my thought process with Marge is I, I've always loved Marge. I like Marge on the show that I will say the adult pigtails were very, very hard to get over. Yeah. That was a very hard situation. And I still stood by her. But a lot of people are saying that Marge is saying she won't talk to Teresa. Well, I think she didn't say that to me specific. I think we need to clear that up. And I want to have her on very soon to do that because I think that Marge is a business woman. Yeah. Okay. Like a real business woman. She has real businesses. She has licensing deals. She's done a lot of different things. She's a hustler. She's a hard worker. You know, it's not like things that have fallen on her lap. She has created and built things. And so I think that a smart business woman would think it would be almost financially irresponsible not to go back to a show because you don't really get along with another person on the show. I think honestly, if like we have these housewives who will not like work, who hate each other so much. So I say we introduce a new show. Okay. This is my new new show idea. You know, I have my one where they go and they have to live like they're on survivor ultimate girls trip. Yeah. But this is one where housewives across any franchises who hate each other have to go on kind of like a special forces show, but they are partners the entire time, the two of them. So you and Marisol work together. I think Teresa and Marge have to work together. Marisol would survive because of me. Oh, my god. First of all, what would she do? She'd be drunk all the time. She waits. No, there's no, there's no drinking. I carry her own weight. You know, special forces. I would save her life. Okay. And I think that we just we Kyle Richards and Lee Savander pump like we put these people together who that is a fantastic idea. I know. Thank you. Ace, that is a fantastic idea. This is what I do. It's like housewives survival survivor. Okay. But it's also this element of therapy. And then what we do is we also have these breakthrough moments of them being like, I, I'm seeing you as a different person now. Because I think the same thing is true for us. When once once we meet a housewife, we feel like, Oh, you're an actual real person. And you know, Britney Bateman, we always did was make fun of Britney Bateman. And now I'm like, I mean, I'll still make fun of her, but I love her. Yeah, I love her. And and I just think that it could be great fucking television. If Andy's listening, call me up. I'd love to do it. I just, you know, someone once told me that Andy will never do, first of all, Andy's no longer in charge of programming, right? That with Bravo in general, that they don't really take pitches that if they don't you know, I mean, obviously they'll take a pitch from a production company that they're work with, but you'd have to pitch that through a production company. Okay. Well, it's a fantastic idea. Production companies reach out. No, if you put a pitch deck together for that. Fuck is a pitch deck? I'll show you a pitch deck is something that tells you what your log line is on a show, meaning in one sentence, what does this show about? It's like a very quick elevator pinch, you know? Okay. And then, then, you know, the premise, whatever, what it would look like, and then a few kind of episode ideas, it's a one page thing. And then, then I can send it to whoever, you're like, if they're a specific production company, you're interested in, I don't think this is something you should like, I think it's a fantastic idea. Thank you. Because we, you know, the one thing we hear over and over again about these Bravo shows is that conflict and resolution are everything. And if you ask, and if you add to that, an element where their survival at stake, where now you see somebody else because they helped you survive a difficult thing, and it's not even about therapy. The therapy happens based on the actions. And then at the end, you look at each other and you can no longer look at somebody that that went with you through the most difficult journey as somebody that's an enemy. It's really possible. I feel like it would be so good for these people too, because I feel like it could work wonders on their reputations. Like for people who are hated, like, if you go on, and you make good with this person who hates you, like, the audience is going to like you. And, and I'll even say this, watching special forces, all I've done, my entire career is built on shitty and on Cody Brown. And even him, I was kind of like, God, he's, you saw me over a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit. I think it would be great television. I think that we, we put together people who just never got along who have these known hates for each other and go from there. And hate is fucking heavy. It is heavy. No, I have felt that lately, like I just, I hate disliking somebody that much. I only have that with one person in this world, but even that, I hate. I like, I'm kind of so you're ready to go on the show. I'm ready to, I'm ready to stop caring enough to hate that much. It's, it's the only option I have right now. You're ready to go on my show. No, no, I would go on your show. Okay. I would absolutely go on your show. She would never go on the show. Okay. Well, we can find someone else that you that hates you. Tamara. Well, Tamara and I were in the first five minutes would be like, okay, how do we fix this? And how do we fucking win? Okay. And we would win, you know, that is the hard thing too is you have to make sure, like we saw Tamara and Gretchen very quickly bury things and act like it was going to be okay for the sake of the show. And then it kept coming up. But like you have to get people that are going to kind of dig their heels in a little bit. Yeah, but the kind of show that you're describing is a kind of show where you can't fake it because they're going to meet too many real challenges. Yeah. And here's the thing. There's no, there's no, like losing where you get kicked off the show. It's just you come in last place, but you have to be together the entire time. And part of winning is having these breakthrough moments. Yep. Wow. It's a great television show. Most of them agreed. I just don't call me a princess. Call me the boss. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Who else what else do we have to talk about here? We've got, oh, I like Rachel's though. I like her. And I think she's going to cause a lot of, I think we haven't seen the best of her yet because here's a woman that had her own show for a long time. A successful show. Kind of really has style that is not a style because she read three pages of Vogue this week. It's an eight style. Right. Very confident in her style. You know, we have people like Doreet who just likes to wear a bunch of labels. And to me, that's not style. When you have to wear your labels on the outside, you don't know fashion. You know, you don't. And so I think she's going to rub her the wrong way. I am not feeling, you know, certain, I don't like Bose. Really? No. And I like her before because I love a smart woman. I love an accomplished woman. Yeah. I feel that there's something about her that's changing. And I don't believe the, I think the friendships are not friendships. There are alliances. Okay. You know, like her and Doreet. That doesn't feel natural to me. Here's the thing with Bose is I feel like what I appreciate that she brings to Beverly Hills is life. Like, you know, Erica, Erica, when she was rich and she had Tom Gerardi, like, I feel like she had life in her. But otherwise, I feel like Beverly Hills is very lifeless. Like we have fights, we have drama, we have friendship, whatever. But like Bose brings like when she comes on the screen, I feel like she's more of a party than anybody else. I feel like they also try to do that with Jennifer Tilly, but it doesn't always work out the same way. Right. Yeah. And I just, yeah, I, so I appreciate her. I mean, I don't dislike her. I just don't feel like she's the right thing. I haven't really warmed up to her yet. I like Rachel's though, but I was a fan of Rachel's though for so long that it's hard for me to separate that right now. I think she's cool. I think she's beautiful. I think she's stylish. I don't know. I find her kind of fabulous. I'll tell you what. I'm excited about this Amanda chick. I wasn't excited at all. I was not excited at all. But already to already see her say, you know, I've got four kids and then two or step kids and Bose to be like, that's not okay with me. I'm mom. You're not mom. I just was like, oh, she's already off on a wrong foot. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. She's already rubbing people around. She just doesn't look the part to me yet. You know, no, no season housewife. So maybe she'll get a glow up. But she needs one. Yes, kind of boring. But I'll take it. I'll take what I can get. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about real housewives of Miami for a minute. Julia, kind of lingus. She is out. Is this confirmed? You know, it is as confirmed as can be. I don't think that would come as a surprise to anyone. No, you know, I really haven't been on top of it. But I've heard it from several sources already that she's out. Okay. I hear that it's possible Adriana comes back full time. But are you hearing this from Adriana? Because Adriana, the one putting the stories out about herself. And I say this is Adriana's number one thing. I have read it and, you know, blogs and people talking about it. But I don't know. I don't think Adriana could come back full time. And unless Marisol came back full time, there is no way it would happen. We haven't seen Adriana's house, have we? I mean, I know where she lives. I know, but I'm seeing like on the show. Yeah, we've seen it. She has the pool and we've seen the back and we've seen the piano. Is that where Julia came over to practice? Yeah. Okay. Never mind. We did see it. She's a nice house. It's, you know, it's a house that's, you know, if you look it up, it's not a cheap house. Right. Certainly. So I don't know if that's true. There has been some rumblings about Gerdy being out. Again, I don't know. I don't know. I, you know, we've also heard the Carolyn Stanberry might come to Miami. Who knows? You know, like, I don't know. I don't know. They really want that show to survive. And it's such a great show. But there is that weird part about it that is is that they don't get the ratings in the first viewing. And I think that maybe they're trying to lure people to the show so that it so that it rates at the same rate as other shows that we don't have to give an excuse for why it's not rating. I have a controversial take here. Okay. If productions listening, I think I know, I think I know how we can save Ross, as Miami. How? Listen, there's a housewife. She's now available. Okay. She's ready to work. That's not oh, yeah. Gen Shaw. Yeah. Gen Shaw would work perfectly with the women of Miami. I think that my friends place, not my friends place, my friend, Ken's really good friend from college, a cardiologist. He lives in Park City and they lived in the same gated community. And she's gone from there. He actually sent me a picture of her. I feel like bringing Gen Shaw. I don't think she can come back to Salt Lake. I don't think so. But I feel like she would do incredible on Miami. You know, she's, listen, she's got a lot of money. She's got to pay back. So let's get her working. Yeah. You know, it's not that we're enabling a criminal. It's that we're helping get money back to these old people. So Andy is an executive producer of Miami. And I don't think he would. I know. He's not interested. Yeah. He's really not. But I think that it is an odd fit, but I think should be great there. No, I think should be great there too. I think she, I think a lot of people could do well on Miami. And I think that I like the Carolyn Stambury idea. No, I'm telling you it's she's too smart. She's too dignified. She's too classy for a bunch of the ink. But once I said the ink and I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. Maddie. We need to get somehow we need to get Elsa back. Please, even if it's just like old little snippets. She really was the best thing that happened to Miami. She really was. Well, no, you know what? There was something better that happened to my mother in the courtroom or in the kitchen. I bring a member, too. Oh, super memorable. Love her. Love her. Oh my God. Wow. Any other exciting news we want to talk about. We had on our list to talk about Taylor Swift giving all of her staff a shit ton of money and bonuses. $97 million to her eras tour group for everyone who wants to shit on Taylor Swift because other people don't like her. No, there's no way to do that because she is generous and she knows she values where her success comes from and who helps her in the process. So those dancers got, I think it's rumored like $750,000 bonus. Like that's life changing money. That's life changing money where you can buy a home where you can do all that. Like you're not getting that. Listen, reality court, do you want to know what our bonus was this year? We had to pay money back. Listen to me. I have to go actually and I hate to cut you off, but they've been waiting for me at the house since 1245. Wow guys. Technical difficulties. I'm so sorry. It's all right. Guys, listen, thank you so much, Anna, for being here. Thank you for taking the time away from your busy chip and Joanna schedule. You know, I'm going to videotape when I get there. Okay. And you're going to put it at youtube.com/at reality court. Go subscribe, like, comment. I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to do on YouTube, but do it. Oh, subscribe. Yeah. Comment all those things. Like and look at my weiner. All right. Guys, that's where you'll find us from now on. Yep. Make sure you're there. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you, everybody at home. Thank you, heard that. Thank you, Pat. Thank you, Anna. Thank you, Lola for bringing us such fun stories. And of course, thank you, Beyoncé. And never forget. Thank you, Adriana, for sharing your youth with all of us. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right, guys. Have a beautiful day. Court is officially adjourned. Bye. Goodbye. AC poo. We need to.