Pardon: A Book by Boosie

Welcome back or welcome for the first time. My name is Bob Squee's Pantsack and I am shantyry young and this is the reed. Thank you for joining us. It is the reed. Oh, Bob Squee. Let me say thank. Oh, never get over it. This week in the July mid, we come to you with high heads and hearts as black American in divas holding up the light. Okay. And saving the world from darkness. Holding up the light. Won't you please America? Is that how the last part? I don't have no idea. Hold up the light. Say the world from dark. Oh, what? What? Please America. Yeah, that's how it goes. Hmm. And we're gonna start that with black excellence as we usually do. This week black excellence is going to an amazing. L.A. Native and iconic woman by the name of Troy Mullins. Hmm. Troy Mullins is a professional golfer. And this story actually happened many years ago, like eight years ago, but I'm just hearing about it for the first time now. Um, she won the world long drive championship in 2017. And it sounds like I guess the finals for golf. Okay. The Super Bowl, I guess. So first African American woman to win and also broke the women's world record, the longest drive. 402 yards, which sounds very far. Very long. That's someone who doesn't know much about math. And she graduated from Cornell. She also apparently ran track and field there. So the diva was just prepped and ready because I watch the interview with her where she said that she didn't play golf in college. She barely knew anything about golf and just I guess hit the green and shut all y'all down. So again, it's almost like we're them. It does sound that way. She just woke up one day was like, yeah, I'll hit the little ball. What could happen? Why not? She also speaks Mandarin American sign language and Spanish work. So it sounds like you'll never be. Keep dreaming. Troy Mullins the one and only golfing diva. And another part of the reason why I live for this is because golf. Maga like overall for sure, horrible white man. So shout out to sickening black woman. Right. The opposite of her. For entering the chat, we love to fucking see it. Love that fire. Anyone black and excellence you've heard about this week. Personal or perfect. Well, I'm back in with the Lulu have child. I was probably part of the topics, but that Creole. Which told you I told you to judge me guys week. Bring it back. Bring it back all to you. I said, God, damn it. I don't want to get caught up with y'all. I swear I don't, but what is she doing? Everything. I mean, a blue plane, the piano iconic and that was so fierce. Other people were there as well, but that Creole woman. Can we talk about? Oh, yeah, we have to. We have to look at the little look at the prodigy. Look at the baby girl. Man, she is really just everything you would picture, Beyonce and Jay Z's eldest child. She is just so beautiful. And so I said, Lord, Beyonce, look at like Tina blue looking like Beyonce. What is happening? Jesus. I'm old. I'm getting open. Oh, yeah, she was just telling her parents to shut the hell up. She was just telling Beyonce to pipe down. It's not that serious. And open the first next while you edit. Like, yeah, I'm telling you so much. The fact that her father says she plays by ear. Yeah. Yeah. And won't take lessons. I was like, please don't make it a thing. Okay. Yes. I'm a prodigy. I'm so good. Don't make it a thing. God calm down. I'm her. What does you expect? Oh, niece. She's really grown up. But yes, what is that lady doing? I don't know. I don't know. And I said, God dammit. The Lulu. I was going to be on my ass because I've been trying to just, you know, I don't want to get caught up because the signs are there. Okay. If all y'all talking about tour body is back, the knee is fully healed. She's back in a real heel. You know, the block, church pump is gone. The stilettos are back. Fine. And you know, fine. A yaw can have all that. However, the signs are there for her to not be on tour at all this year. It's just there. Like I think those signs are bigger. Right. It being her husband is going to Europe. I think the rest of the summer and then in September, too. So if anything, she's just going to be performing at his shows. But I can see that. When, you know, with the 20th anniversary, I think of B day is coming up in September. So maybe we'll get something around. I don't want to. No, I don't want to be this person. God dammit. She might just release another song or she might re-record us on from B day or I might be right. This is seeing I don't want to get caught up in the what ifs and the babies and the looking for signs and every God damn thing. I really don't want to be that person. Why did she use the same font she has been saying on her singles. I'm sorry. Like this lady is playing games. She's really she's fucking with us. Like girl. How you got back up dances that show husband show like you can't be a thing. What are you doing? What's happening, bitch. The fact that the show still went on at like 12 15 a.m. That third show that got started so fucking late because security was terribly Yankee stadium and niggas just bum brushed the gates and went in and fell like and say insane. So anyway, be on say I have really I'm trying to hold back but she looked incredible. Being incredible and we you know we need it. Did you see? Did you see the area of the like Capri's like she was wearing it would be like this is absolutely giving Tina. It's wrong. Yeah. They said okay. Mm-hmm. Pedal pushes. That's what I'm that. I felt like that was the reach. Yes, it is. But I think we're all reaching. Yes. I mean because look at her. Like she just that lady is so fucking good at what she does that all she has to do is take her ass on that stage with a mic and immediately. Millions of people worldwide are just like acting like they've never eaten before. Never had water. Don't know where their next breath of air is coming from. We're just. Oh, Beyonce. She is a performing artist. So each performance doesn't have to be a sign of an album. Sometimes it's gonna perform because that's what she does for a little. Right. Right. And it does have to mean anything. Yes. And that's why I want to have to calm down. I want us to chill because like this is her husband of however billions of years and they have a family and a life they're clearly they've clearly been through some shit together and they seem to be very locked in. So like why wouldn't she be a part of it. Yeah. An album together. Right. countless records. Right. Right. They have. Right. It's some of his biggest hits. Beyonce is on them. And really has quite obviously had a big influence and impact over his performance style and you know the way the show is set up and the mixes and all of that. Like obviously that's this fucking wife. So like of course she's on stage. Like it's just not you know it's not on the run three or whatever. So. Right. But I said it would have been odd if she didn't perform. It would have. But also I think understandable if it was supposed to be like you know as soon as I show up right as soon as I show up all of a sudden is to be on stage husband. So I can see it if she didn't but I think it made total sense that she did it. but I was just, I was just happy they led Blue Car most age. for it. I thought that was fierce. A couple of minutes. Yeah. That got me. Yeah. I was like, look at this. Like young woman eating this thing up like it's nothing. A classic. Yeah, you know, classic. Truly indeed. And I saw a bunch of posts about I know roomy is backstage, you mean where the fuck is roomy Carter? And why did you not let her go out there with her sister? Blue got to go on stage. Mommy got to go on stage. Even daddy. He never goes on stage. And y'all didn't let roomy out. I know roomy had a fit. I know somebody heard it that night. Rumi is like, I could have sat on the piano. Well, I don't understand what the problem is. I still have my cowboy hat and all of my things from Mommy show. I definitely could have went out there and did my little part like y'all while it anyway. Oh, love. I've just been. I can't really good. I cannot stop thinking about Beyonce. I just can't. I can't listen. That Yankee's outfit she wore on the Sunday. I guess it was technically Monday show. My god. Oh, my god. It looks like the Houston one. She wore on cowboy on the cowboy Carter tour. Yeah, just went, you know, the Yankee. And then the blue shorts. I know one of the Yankees colors is blue, but I always think anything blue is about, you know, their child. So, yes. So I'm fully, well, I'm not fully locked in with delulu have, but I'm on my way. Man, I can feel it. I can fucking feel it. If it's if it's if it's if there's something in the air, just a little something. Yeah. Yeah. So. There were a few other guests at the, uh, at the Jay Z Yankee Stadium Residency that have people talking knives came out. Rihanna came out. It was a huge deal because that lady hasn't touched the stage since I was in high school. Rihanna. Shout out shout out to Rihanna. I, I said, sis is out on the town. She got three kids under like four. And, uh, she clearly didn't had a couple drinks backstage. My bitch is just up there having a good time. Okay. Vibes. Okay. Fun. I came to have fun. And I hope y'all are enjoying it. She said, oh, I missed this shit. No, you don't. You nothing to do it. Don't even say that. You really don't. You I've been a do it girl. Now you are playing. Right. Right. So, you know, the, with the Navy, they're the ones that are really starving because that bitch has been playing with them. I hate that. Yeah. I hate that for them. But she, you know, she looks like she's having a good time on stage. Jay Z Yankee Taylor also came out to perform. Can't knock the hustle and got some interesting commentary from all of my people talking about her vocals. What I watched, it sounded like there was something wrong with her microphone or audio. It, you know, so I don't understand this reaction. I mean, I think we've heard Jay Z Yankee Taylor sing at this point last time. Yeah. And she has a pleasant, I mean, no shade because Adore Rihanna, but she's never gotten up there and given nobody, uh, nobody's, uh, you know, operatic vocals or nothing of the sort. So I too assumed it was an audio mic, sound, et cetera. You know, it's two a.m. We're not even supposed to be out here type shit. Like, I figured in with something like that. Yeah. Um, GZ. GZ canceled his own show to be there. Oh, I forgot about that. That's kind. No, it's not. What? That's I mean, not if you want to be playing on. Yeah. Yeah. Something the outside looking in beers. You know how mad I would be if I was in Vegas with my friends for the weekend. And we like, oh, yeah, we live it. Live it. For you, man. Incented flames on the sides of my face. I would still be cussing that nigga out. What do you mean? You can't do your job. At least a year of dragging this nigga. Are you okay? GZ? Yeah. You know, Niggas don't play about GZ. It'd be so mad. Niggas. You cannot. GZ said it's Jay Z. Oh, y'all. You have to understand. Like that. That is kind of the least. I'm sorry. I know them. The whoever, you know, works at the venue where he can. So I know they was like, there's no way. There's no way that you're about to force us to to reschedule this push. You know, this money is going into new dates. Surely some people are going to get their tickets refunded because they can't like you're there's no way. You're going to pay money to go to the Jay Z concert. And he said, that's actually I'm already on the jet. Actually, I'm just in the invoice. I couldn't believe it. Work. Get on work. Get on. Moving right along. There is something called a cyclospora outbreak plaguing in the United States right now. It's a parasitic outbreak that is causing quote explosive diarrhea in well over 4,000 cases at this point. The fast food chain Taco Bell is apparently under spotlight for this. They're facing heavy scrutiny over the produce served within the establishment. And you know, produce served at many restaurants right now. And so my main question is, how is anyone telling the difference between the parasite diarrhea and the Taco Bell diarrhea? Like, how do we know it's the cyclone's been in? That's a good question. I don't actually know the answer to that. I think the cyclospora takes a while to develop. Like, you can eat the bad groceries. And it takes like a few days or even a couple of weeks to kick in whereas Taco Bell, you're probably going to get the runs within six to eight hours. But other than that, it's a good point. Not sure. It's very crazy that you cannot have fresh fruits and fucking vegetables in the middle of July, which is fresh fruits and vegetables season. Like, it's almost like there's something wrong. It's almost like maybe we should have kept up the government agencies that tracked shit like this. And maybe we should have maintained health and safety food standards and protocols. And we should be allowing these people to have bathroom breaks and access to running water and soap. And it's almost like these things were rules for a reason. Are you kidding you guys? And y'all want to blame Taco Bell the diarrhea headquarters of the United States of America, right? Okay. I don't think so. Now don't have me choosing between the United States government and your Kero Taco Bell because if I have to align myself with the good listen, then people who gave me the the Gordita Crunch and the Dorito Los Tacos bitch, my two girls, those were literally the two islands off to me. Please understand if I have to make a decision, right? It's not going to be the gov. Give me that Gordita in a hot, blah, blah, blah, bitch, yes, in the big cup. Sure do. What the hell? Right. Speaking of a White House fuckery, one boozy of the badass house. Oh, this is my read. Oh, fierce. Well, we'll save it because this is, you know, sometimes you get things that make life worth living. Sometimes you get a notification, maybe you get it some sort of an alert and it gives you a story that might make like boundless out the energy of the moment. And this is man, I saw days ago I said I'm bookmarking this immediately. All right, I had to do several Googles just to make sure it wasn't rage. It's no same, same, same. I had to find it. Okay. Amazing, like indescribable joy. All right. So I don't feel like we talked, I mean, I'm sorry, I feel like we talked about this already. But it could just because everybody sue in this lady, Nicki Minaj lawyers are suing her. I don't know that we talked about this. I didn't hear that. It was my first time here and I think, you know, I forget what we say as soon as we got off the mic. The law firm that has been representing Nicki Minaj for a minute, mostly over lawsuits and debt. Is now filing a lawsuit against Nicki Minaj alleging that she hasn't paid a bill of upward $300,000. Interesting. So apparently back in 2024 is when they agreed to represent Nicki Minaj legally, this was in in relation to a copywriting infringement lawsuit. And now, oh, Nicky apparently didn't respond to that lawsuit in the result of an default judgment. I believe we did talk about that. - Okay. - But now the law firm is apparently suing her to Kazan Pater. I mean, she ain't paid that. - Right. - No response from her team, of course. Her representatives on what that's looking like. Maybe it's 'cause she's just too busy, you know, having McDonald's neckies with JD Vance. - Right, snuggling up to these assholes, right? And I mean, she probably is gonna need these same people to go ahead and pay that bill like the other ones that she has been struggling with. So I guess we're not gonna see her get off of, you know, this maggot dick anytime soon, but damn girl, you just hired them in 2024. Like, how are y'all already at the point of suing one another? You did you ever pay these negatives? Like anything beyond the retainer, this isn't saying, but, well, okay, Nick, I'm just, not that she does shocks me anymore. - So, Poo Scheisty's father is saying House arrest is costing him a bunny from his real estate work. - All right, let me just, let me just look this up 'cause it ain't no way. Poo Scheisty, oh, there. - He said in a motion to, okay, so he was trying to adjust his house arrest so that he could travel within Western District of Tennessee. Apparently, he says that he owns, manages, and is renovating more than eight properties in the Memphis area. And quote, it is proven extremely difficult to manage properties and completely, and complete the necessary work without being able to leave the house. He says, it's his sole source of income. He relies on this to pay family, to support his family, to pay his legal fees on and so forth. And so, he's trying to loosen up the rules for the house arrest. Judge David L. Haran said tough. - 'Cause what do you mean? Are you a contractor? Do you actually do the work? Or are you just the person who hires the people who do the work? - I mean, I'm guessing, oh, I guess, yeah. I guess he just hires them. - Right, there's no way he wants to go over see it. - He doesn't pay no, nigga. - Then I'm with the judge, no. Unless you actually play in the town, right. That is what God made face times. And all that shit is portable. You could face time from the phone. So, yeah, no, stay home. Thank you so much. Just said that his home incarceration was the, quote, least restrictive combination of conditions that will reasonably assure Williams' appearance as required and the safety of any other person and the community. - Oh, love that. - Federal prosecutors also said, "Girl, please." That Williams, quote, "has not identified any material changes in circumstance that alleviates the concerns that warranted home incarceration in the first place." - Girl, prosecutors also questions why Williams could not supervise renovation work, quote, from his home via telephone. - Thank you. - You think me internet. - Thank you. - Why would I just say? (laughing) - Nigga, you're not out there laying the foundation pour in the concrete. You are not actually building up the kitchen. You can do whatever it is you do, how slippery shit. You can do that from home. So, no, dead-eyed, it's not happening. - The judge said, (laughing) - No, Nigga, we know how you and your son do. We not letting you loose around Memphis to go tie up some loose ends, kill niggas that you ain't killed yet or whatever it is you want to go do. Fuck, no. - Seedy. - If you have this, if you have this reasonable real estate motion in Memphis, why did you hit your ride on the ground with your son to add Lena to go kidnap somebody and steal the jewelry? - That's why he got to go 'cause he didn't hit cash in these eight houses. He got to go dig it up. - And so, with the fuck you complaining for a bitch? - Oh, I'm trying to make it make sense, but Nigga, you really thought after y'all went and held Gucci main at gunpoint and tried to get him to be reckless running out that contract, you really think the people gonna be like, "Oh yeah, you, yeah, for sure." We're not worried about whether-- - But you come to for a point. - Niggas are delusional. You know, you have to ask. You have to ask. The lawyer would be remiss if they didn't ask, but the answer is no. - That's true. - I know, I know the lawyer got off Skype with this thing and cashled. - Oh yeah, let me ask the judge, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. We'll see. - That bitch and the judge probably were keeking. - Together. - Like, girl, I don't know what she thought was gonna happen, but just go ahead and give me the quote. - Yeah, on a legally I have to. Okay, before you start laughing. Legally I have to represent my client. - Let me think of that, can't he go a crawger? No! - This attorney said, is attorney type, the judge was like, "Girl, let me tell you." Like, you ain't gonna believe this one. - I don't know what's wrong with that nigga, but yeah, nothing. - Between that and the Boocy story, I have been full. - They said, get on the telephone. You don't, you're not installing the doorbell nigga. The answer is no. 24 hour day locked down. You know why it's that or prison? 'Cause we don't believe that you'll actually show up to where you're supposed to be. So, oh, no. - It sucks to suck. - Yeah, when you think about the seriousness of the crime that you all are accused of committing, you ought to be glad you on this side of the bars. The fuck? - Jenny won't leave. - Yes. 'Cause they could have just kept your ass in jail like your son. - Kick your feet up and watch the polygamous like I am, huh? - Right. - You're going nowhere. - Fire up the hew-lew. (laughing) - You're not leaving. - Coppa squad diva. - Play with them. - Okay. Last but not least, Tyler Perry is firing back at sexual assault accuser Mario Rodriguez, the second sexy one. (laughing) - Well, the sexy one, 'cause I don't really feel like. - The white one, yeah. - Anyway, anyways. So, Tyler did not sit down for a deposition that was requested or whatever from the accuser. Apparently because he's saying the accuser was planning on asking him about his sexual orientation directly. Like, is he attracted to men? Yadda, yadda, yadda. - Mm. - So, apparently he is claiming through attorney, I guess, that his sexual orientation doesn't have anything to do with the case, like it's completely irrelevant to the case. He's basically just trying to quote, he has this quote backwards belief that Tyler should quote, "Be embarrassed to answer questions about his sexual orientation." So, the idea here that he's pushing forward is that Mario is trying to, like, embarrass-- - Use embarrassment to pressure him into settling. - Mm. - And Mario Rodriguez and his legal team approached him about a multi-million dollar settlement already. They paid it. (laughing) - Right. - This gay paid, I'm sorry. - I'm really worried, dude. - Approximately, or paid it dust? - They said no, sorry, I'm super super gay. And so, he's saying that now, basically, Mario is trying to harm his reputation. And I guess, try to get him to sit on a deposition and say, "I'm gay." And he's trying to use, like, all of these bullying tactics to, yeah, harm Tyler's reputation and try and, you know, push him into doing a settlement rather than going and sitting down and answering a whole bunch of questions that would make him look crazy. And that, even if he has attracted to other men, that doesn't have anything to do with what you're accusing him of, which I do appreciate that. It's fine. Like, men are attracted to other men, doesn't mean that they're more likely to assault a man. - Right, right, okay. So, but, I mean, does Tyler Perry think that answering questions about his sexuality would somehow harm his reputation? That's the part I'm stuck it like - I'm confused at that. Do you think everybody don't already think you gay? - I'm a rating, wasn't I? - Okay, guys, we're good. - I have the same questions. I think it would just be the confirmation, but it would also almost give like your dad, like, okay, we didn't need this information, live your life. - Yeah. - Except your dad wasn't like weird about it. And I allegedly grabbed people by the pussy. - Right. - So, I think to your point, I don't know how him sitting down and saying yes would harm his reputation. I think it would have like a Facebook church era for like a week or two. - Right. But even, I feel like even that y'all cannot still be diluted about this, like he puts openly gay people in his shows and he is still doing Medea. Like, I just don't, y'all can't be for real. Like, I think even the Facebook onto the outrage couldn't possibly last longer than a week or so. 'Cause like, look at him, look at him, look at him. Look at him, look at him. - Look at him. - That big a game, right. - So, but, okay Tyler, you, you're going to protect whatever, whatever deep, deeply held shame you have about your sexual, you go ahead and keep that covered up. - Tyler, just go ahead and be a bush queen. But I'm really would like it if you weren't like touching people out there, consent, manipulating them into weird sexual relationships with them. You sending them weird texts of me, but you aren't as cool, but I mean on a jet ski. - Sorry about you, you don't see that split. Oh, nightmare, nightmare. I've not stopped thinking about that. Like, I get it right in this picture. - Let's not talk about my husband. But anyway, yeah, Tyler, it's the whole coercing Niggas out of their jobs if they don't, you know, get naked and let you rub on their nipples. It's that for me, that's your real problem, but, okay. - Yeah, that party don't like, so we'll see. 'Cause I mean, Tyler said he ain't going for it. It seems like he's like, he's like, I'm not paying y'all, it's nothing. So it sounds like that we would have to talk more about this, no? - Yeah, it does. Almost seems like the topic is gonna come up under oath at some point. So, what are you so afraid of? They can't hurt you. They can't hurt you, Tyler, you're a billionaire. They cannot hurt you. - Maybe he ain't scared of you. - It's just, I mean, maybe, I guess we'll see. - That's gonna be it for hot tops, for this week. - Amazing. - We're gonna take break, then we're gonna come back and listen to your drama, because we know that you have it. - Welcome back Slurs, it's time for your listener letters. - Yes, it is, send your questions to [email protected]. We may read them aloud on the show. We have a couple of quick ones from people who want to know if we've seen certain shows and movies. Dorian said, are y'all seeing the Odyssey? I feel like I have an obligation to, because of all the bigoted backlash it's getting. Stabeless, just wondering. (laughs) I'm like the Odyssey. That's when I realized that all these in-day looks lately, that is what she has been promoting. - Gosh, you've been. - Yeah, so. - A lot of people I think are in that. - Yes, and that nigga, not nigga. That white man who do all the music, the scores and stuff, he just won for centers. Ludwig Gorenson, he did the music. So I'm like, okay, Christopher Nolan is the director, hard-good things about him, Elliott Page is in it, and Zendaya, obviously Tom Holland and Halfaway, and Lupita are all in it. - So I was like, damn, the Odyssey was high-key boring, you know, when I read it back in middle school or whatever, but I may actually go see that. - I'll stream it, I'm not in the rush. But I don't, I feel the same way that you do when I think about it, I'm like, yeah, I remember the Odyssey, but it feels like, it feels like the marketing for the Spheres. Because it's everywhere, people will not shut the fuck up about it. It's like the movie of the year, T's, like everybody's like, highly anticipating it. And I think it has to do with things as you just mentioned, Christopher Nolan's directing, this movie with a million and 10 faces. Most of them quite beloved. - Right. - So I think that has a lot to do with my people are raving to go see it, but then I'm like, what's the runtime? Do we already know what the runtime on this is? - Ooh, I didn't even think of it. - Actually, actually, oh, three hours. - Oh, look, I've been, look it today. Look, I mean, baby, I will see that one at the house. The things for asking. - Three hours. - Hmm, maybe I won't. (laughs) Oh yeah, man. - Wait, what's the bigoted backlash? - Probably because Lupita's in it. And, no, I'm not even joking. I think it because, look at the rest of this cast. Like, sorry, no. So I think it's because she's playing probably Hell in the Troy or something. They're like, Lupita's supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Lupita's supposed to be, yes. Yes. - Oh my God, they're so right. - I'm sure that that's it, so. - And transphobic. - Yeah, yeah, so. - It's literally because Elliott and Lupita are in the movie. - Yep, there we go. - It's because Elliott and Lupita are in there. - I did see some people giving it criticism because every people in the movie have American accents. - Oh. - Well, okay. Well, it's a bit of American actors. (laughs) - All right, like. - I don't know how historically accurate it's supposed to be, but. - Will I watch it, yes. - Now that I see it's three hours, yeah. That may be at home exclusive, actually. - Yeah. - And then a question here about if you've seen obsession or back rooms. Which, I've heard of obsession and the whole premise of that movie freaks me the fuck out. So the answer to me for me is, no, I have not seen either one of those. - I think that if you could, if you watched obsession, I think that you would have pretty, I think you have pretty dope things to say about it. Like I think you would have like a lot of great commentary on the themes of it. - Yeah, I think I would too. - But then you have to watch it. - Right. - And I don't know. - And I, that man knows exactly what he's doing to that girl. - It's really fierce. I haven't seen back rooms yet. I did buy it. I'm gonna watch it probably tonight or this weekend. But obsession was so good. It was really, really good. Simple premise, you know, be careful what you wish for. - Yeah. - The way that it materializes is, is, is, it's really impressive. The young man who plays the lead character, Nikki, her acting was phenomenal. The way that she was able to show the range of the characters she's playing, it was really, really impressive to me. I loved that it was mostly like a silogical horror thriller. But it also had pretty standard horror elements. Like creepy, horror things to it. That we're just bigger than this person is now obsessed with you due to a supernatural wish from wherever. There are moments of it that were genuinely scary and creepy and whatever. So I loved it. Obsessions, one of my favorite movies so far of the year. - Oh wow. - 'Cause not only was it scary and well performed, it, I have so much to say about it in terms of like, consent, misogyny, the male ego manipulation. There's just so many elements of it that were really interesting that are really interesting to, to converse with people about, people who've seen it. - Yeah. - And yeah, at the end of the day, bears the horrible, bears the evil, bears the villain. He's a terrible human being and, you know, that's how I wanna spoil the rest of the movie. - Yeah. - But fuck bear. Bitches, nigga, all the worst types of fucking is the what I was gonna say something for my secure. I can't remember the specific line, but it's like you're a fuck boy with things. He's a good figure or something like that. That's what Tasha said to Lauren. And she was, I mean, in that moment, she was not wrong because like, you doing all this and your feelings are clearly over there with ease. And you got me anyway. Shout out to security. Did you say they're going on tour? I do. And I said, oh, the girlies are going to eat that. I love that. Yeah. That's a great idea, actually. Anyway, OK. Probably not going to see that movie, but thank you for the question. Our next letter comes from Uma, who says, hey, Chris Lynn West, I'm 32 years old, and I'm living with my mom and stepfather until the end of this month. I'll be sharing a house with my homegirl from college, but I still have to pack up my bedroom and closet. I work a lot so I haven't really had the time to do it yet. I've recently started going to the gym consistently to improve my health and help me focus. I get off at 10 p.m. and head straight to the gym when I can. I've tried working out before my shift, but I never wake up early enough on account of my depression and inability to slow my brain down when it's time for bed. The gym is about 10 minutes from my parent's house, which is very convenient for me. The problem is that the household is not convenient for me or my schedule. One night last week I got home around midnight and sent a group text asking if either of them was awake to unlock the door. After a couple of minutes of no response, I grabbed my work bag and hustled up the path with my key in hand. Once I unlocked the screen door and both locks of the main door, I saw my mother's husband in the recliner watching Netflix, but still having the time and the audacity to turn and smile at me and say, "What's up?" I thought, "Does this nigga hate me?" It's not like he responded later, saying, "My bad, my phone was charging. I didn't hear it, etc." The message just went unanswered. Tonight is the second time that I've been ignored and I'm ready to commence hostility. Most nights, my mom is asleep and he's free almost every evening after work, so he is always in that chair. He has no problem getting up to watch her get in her car when she leaves to work nights, and the only time he's made sure I got in safely is when I'm coming in as she's leaving out. This is an issue because there's wildlife out around our home at that time, and I make sure to watch my back when I turn the key because I have had raccoons and possums creep up on me on separate occasions. Right, it's getting really discouraging, but the thought of postponing my workout regimen until I move would absolutely set me back. I would talk to my mom about it, but she is a certified pick me who has gotten on me for complaining about her man, her man, her man in the past. Nobody wants me out of this house more than I do, and I definitely won't be visiting them for a while when I leave. But I want to know, should I be offended by my mom's husbands in actions and lack of response? What would y'all do in this situation? I might just have to drive the 30 minutes from the gym to my future house and sleep on the couch on the nights that I train because I cannot think of any other solution. I would really value y'all's unbiased opinions, please help Uma. Hmm, interesting, I just, I have question, okay, you start. Well, I mean, I didn't really get the problem here until you said his coons and possums outside, and then I was like, oh, I was like, why, why wouldn't it matter if he, if he was, you know, like watching you or responded to your text within a couple of minutes or whatever. And honestly, sounds like this is like a straw that broke the camel's back type of situation where it's been years of him getting on your nerves and doing shit that bothers you or whatever. And so now this is one more thing that kind of feels small to me as an outsider. And for you, it's like, nigga, I'm leaving in three weeks. I'm texting at midnight when you are wide awake and in the living room. You know, it's all kind of creepy crawlies and shit out here like it's a lack of consideration I think for you or, you know, you're well-being, caring about your whereabouts, et cetera, et cetera. So I think I do understand, however, I also think because you are leaving in two or three weeks, getting worked up about his inaction or his actions are like they're event knowing your mom is going to pick her man over you, no matter what you say. I, I'm just carry a little, you know, the little like keychain flashlights. I have one that when I take Laney on late night walks, so that the light is just right there. I would probably get one of those, put it on my keychain and shine it bright until I could get in the house, try to keep the coins, because again, like girl, fucking rabies. I just might get bit by a fucking raccoon on my way up the porch like that is that, that feels wild, but yeah, um, but getting, letting it throw me off, like the gym is a good thing for you. It's a healthy place for you, you go to regulate yourself, you mentioned having, um, issues with focusing and the gym helps with that. There's no reason for you to inconvenience yourself even more because of your mama's husband, like I think I would just deal with it until I moved and then count on one hand, the number of times I talk to that man again until his death, like because clearly you don't fuck with me. You clearly you don't, like I just can't imagine being in a relationship with somebody. And their adult child lives with us. And I know it's all kinds of wild animals outside around the house and I don't cut, like at the bare minimum, I'm gonna cut the porch light on until you get home or something, like it's almost like you don't give it to him, what happened to me. So yeah, that's how I think I would handle it. There's so a couple of things for me, I'm like, why didn't you knock on the door? Also, it sound like you just don't like your stepdaddy, which is sounds fair. I just, I was fascinated on how we landed where we did because it sounded like you started with this thing with the gym and the inconvenience of getting in from there. And I understand it because of the possums and the raccoons and the o possums and the things. But ultimately it sound like you just hate this nigga and like, like Chris said, if you have like three weeks before you out of there and it's this letting me into the house thing, all of the like, I'm not gonna say none to my mom because you always pick this bitch and all you do in this sitting down here and watching cops and I just hate this. It's like you maybe needs a vent, you simply need to vent about this nigga that you can't stand and the reasons why and I'm not invalidating any of that he sounds annoying. But again, I don't know how much of a problem this is outside of being agitating. I would, can we just make it so that your journey from your car to the front door goes as quickly as possible because driving 30 minutes to the future house to sleep on the couch after the gym just because of this sounds like doing too much. Right. That just seems like just like there has to be a more reasonable solution here, especially because it's so temporary but yeah, if I, I bet if we asked you about this, you would have a long list of shit this man has said and done that has gotten on your nerves over the years and yeah, knowing that your mama is going to pick him over you no matter what anyway. It's probably a whole nother letter in and of itself, but yeah, good luck. Oh, man, you look, you moving out, okay? You finna go share a house with your home girl and that's what really matters. You finna be free here in just a minute, so keep your eyes focused on that. Good luck to you. Our next letter comes from Ray who says hi, Chris Link, if you're, I'm a 22 year old recent college grad who by the grace of God got a job offer right after I graduated. There are two studs who work in my office for whom I am starting to develop some feelings. Two of them, all right. Number one, Sakura is super flirtatious and has invited me to do stuff outside of work. Stud number two, Hanada, yeah, that was it. Anime, this must be anime shit. It's Naruto. Naruto. Oh, yeah, no, Naruto. Um, Hanada is very shy, but we always talk when she gets a chance because she's so busy with work. We've bonded over attending the same church, our nerdy interests like anime and other things, and I've enjoyed getting to know the both of them, but there is one small problem. Technically I am still in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend of one year. Love it. He is also a college graduate, but he's having trouble fighting. a good job. Luckily, the distance isn't too bad, but since I got my job, it feels like we're going in opposite directions. He has crashed his car, gotten arrested for possessing weed, and has gone through tremendous financial problems. So much so that we barely go out, and when we do, I usually end up driving and paying the tab. He's the youngest son, and I'm the eldest daughter in our families. The list of shit that's happened goes on and on, but basically, he hasn't really been boyfriended in correctly since all of this started happening back in October. Other than that, though, he's an extremely good guy, and we're very similar to each other, where we are even both by. We've also never fought, and he is incredibly good at accepting feedback when we have disagreements. He has been nothing but loyal and kind to me since we started dating. He says he's working on himself so we can be together, and we should be patient, but I'm finding it hard to wait. Is it wrong for me to expect my boyfriend to find a job so quickly, even in this economy? Do you think it's worth it for me to wait? And if not, can I get some tips on how to talk to girls? I didn't fully accept my bisexuality until college, and since I went to a PWI, my type was nowhere to be found, so my WLW experience is lacking. I'm really not sure how to know when girls even like me. Thanks, Ray, girl. She said, if the man is not worth it, how do I get these likes on my team? I love it. Not true. Okay. First of all, what was the name? Ray. First of all, Ray, I would have gone with like Sunate and Tamari maybe since they're more studly. I don't know what like Sakura, Hinata, Soft, I mean, anyways, not the point. I think this is amazing. Do I think it is unreasonable to want your man to get a job at a certain speed? In this economy, right, it's a little unfair in this economy. It is. I would judge by the intent and the like, I don't know, I can't think of the way, like how hard you are working towards getting the job. You're kind of so so about it or I have to like mind you about something right. Then yeah, I'm gonna get frustrated. But if I see you like pounding the fucking pavement and it's not working out, then I can't. It's rough out here. Yeah. It is horrendous. It's really bad. Yes. So I agree that amount of effort you're putting into finding a job matters more than whether you have one because I know people who have been applying for over a year and still okay, fine, nothing decent. So that is the least, I think, of your worries of all the shit you're listening with this young man. I was like, what I got to do with these two last games? I mean, and I guess they looking good because you know, they got a job. They write their artwork. So you know where they are. And you know, they're like Naruto. And they and yeah, y'all, y'all watching the same anime and shit. But I don't think the if the only issue was the job, then I would say yeah, it's worth it to wait. But it sounds like he's asking you to wait for him to grow up. And that is totally different. Yeah, that's completely different. Because what you mean you crashing your car and getting arrested for which I mean, we possession come on, man. That's all stupid. But you know, right. I can't believe that. So right. Also with him being the youngest son, he might be used to people just kind of bailing him out of stuff. That's kind of like a stereotype that'd be fitting. Because let me tell you something about Adam. That nigga had a whole different childhood than I did. Okay, what? That nigga can do whatever he want to do. Don't get me started. Yeah. So yeah, even though he sounds like a nice guy, he doesn't sound like he's the most mature or the most responsible. Yeah. And I think that is a reason to break up more than the the job thing is. Agreed. As far as these girls and whether they like you, the fact that one of them is outright asking you to hang out outside of work. Oh my god. Do queer women, queer women? Do y'all have to be hit with bats? She's literally, you said she's super flirtatious and she has invited you to do stuff outside of work. What do you think she's trying to do other than sniff that thing? What? I mean, I mean, number, the fact and number two is you said she's very shy and she's busy a lot, but she always makes time to talk to you when she has a chance. That's also a sign. It's not as obvious as the as Sakura. It's not as obvious as what Sakura is doing, but I bet if you gave a little flirty energy, why don't you just try looking them in the eyes? Do you look them in the eyes? Look, that's why I like to do. If I think a girl is fine, I'll look her in the eyes and maybe touch her wrist or something, that's all you have to do. That's really is not hard. So this, yeah. Imagine looking her, looking someone in the eyes, being legitimate advice for flirting with someone, and it's it's needed. But if it's not even, it sounds simple. Yeah. But you would be shot. A little eye contact. Yep. A little physical contact. Oh, and a little smile. Yeah. That'll get them. That'll get them. But, you know, don't don't let these studs be the reason you break what you'll, man, break up with them because they still out here be a wild. And, you know, you feeling adult. You like, I'm 22. I'm putting a white childish thing. So I, yeah, that would be my advice to you, Miss Girl. Yeah. Agreed. I would say the very same thing. Like, I feel I was going, okay, the boyfriend thing seems completely separate from, from the studs thing. Yeah. If anything, yeah, it does sound like you're not feeling as connected to the boyfriend as you would like to. And then at the same time, you're being tempted with this whole other thing on the other side. But the boyfriend does sound like, yeah, he sounds like the childish, youngest, one who's gonna maybe mature at 40. Oh. Oh, man. Nightmare. It's just kicking that comfortable with you because you feel like you're going nowhere. Yeah. That's bigger than just the jobs. It's right. Oh, but I would also say while I'm giving you advice on how to flirt with these holes and work, do not say nobody you work with. Oh, right. How do we forget that? Almost girl. She said, she mentioned in parentheses that she's in Atlanta. It's a trillions. It's go find one that don't work there. Just toss a pebble. It's you will strike one. Right. They are everywhere. Go flirt with somebody you do. Not work with child. Do not do it. But good luck if you do. Oh, I don't know. That's trifling. Oh, no. I was going to say maybe one or two of them, it's like a club night. Like when they're going out somewhere, you're likely to directly interact with others. Yeah. Oh, that you don't work. But show. Like you just want low hanging. Yeah. You got it. You're good. Yeah. I think you'll figure it out. All right. Best of luck. Right. That is going to. Oh, I forgot one of our quick questions. This one's from Marley Marl, who said, who's the hardest video game boss that you've ever encountered that stretched you out? Or maybe you thought you were never going to finish the game. Were you able to push through and find a way to win? Or did you give up entirely? This actually says the three hardest video game bosses. I don't know about three. Well, let me tell you something. Fucking breath of the wild. That electricity nigga. Namer. Bitch. Thunder Blight Ganon. Her. Her blight Ganon. Was the single biggest piece of bullshit in that game. Regular calamity Ganon was easier than Thunder Blight Ganon, bitch. I don't understand. I don't understand why it was that hard. I had the whole rubber outfit and the anti-shock textures and tonics and shit bitch. And he was still frying my ass. Thunder Blight Ganon was terrible. That's it for me. But I far the worst. Never met none worse. Okay. I can't remember the name of this character. Let me see if I can find it. He's Kingdom Hearts 2. He's the organization 13 member that Demix. He has this like guitar. And he can like summon water or some shit like that. You fight him. like as you're going into that big heartless war in the second one or whatever. Nope. That man beat my ass for many times when I play that as a child. I literally put the game down for like two months because I was like, I don't know if I could beat this motherfucker. I want to finish this game. It's pissing me off. I'll come back later. Eventually I went back later and was able to do it. But that one dragged the fuck out of me. Probably Sephiroth, the final Sephiroth fight in the last final. I mean, in the original Final of Fantasy 7. And yeah, I mean, if I can choose one, the Crystal Shows, I would say that Thunder Black Ganon bitch because that's another one I put the game down. Yeah, because it was pissing me off. I was legit angry. Well, man. It was like, how am I getting jobs? I thought there was one, but like, what is happening? And you got to use the metal pose to shock him back. But if you hold it too long, it'll shock you. Like, oh, my God, bro, that fight was asked. It was that fight. That was such bullshit. I'm like, maybe we just don't, maybe we just don't have all four of the powers child. Maybe we I want it to give him a bad. Ooh, one more. Black myth will call that big giant rat guy, the second final or the second chapters final boss. That big old rat monster man with the staff and the Santornados and all that shit. That man worked my set bitch. I put that motherfucker down for a minute. And I had got the little optional thing that bell or whatever, that secret thing to also like sort of make the fight easier. That motherfucker was beat. I thought I was never go finish that game. Yeah. Amazing question. Love that. Love that, Marley Maul. Thank you for re triggering me. That whole journey, that whole part of the game is, I mean, it's so fun, but child or both of that. That mother was truly the hardest. It was so hard. But that electricity power that you get after you do it is cut. Yeah, really. You can just, you can just kill animals like you could just kill a bison or whatever and you have cooked meat. That'll spawn, because it's like literally. So it was great. But child, you had to work for that. You did. You everybody don't get it. If you know, you know, all right, that is going to wrap up the letters this week. If you have a question for us, send us an email, babe, ask the [email protected]. We'll be right back. We are back. Ladies and slurs, it is time now for the read. Take it away, personal. I can't wait. On July 13th. I'm sorry. On July 12th, Boosey tweeted, my new lawsuit in court exclamation mark will be national news tomorrow. Amazing. The next day he tweeted, Jack, shut your lion. That's up talking about this stuff and Houston messed up the part and you was sued in March. This happened at the end of May. Now let me go back in case you don't know what we're all of this is coming from. Boosey bad ass who has a long rep sheet. Okay. Boosey has been in and out of prison for decades. Apparently on New Year's Day, he got a call from his lawyer saying that he had gotten a pardon from Donald Trump and that these two men that Boosey had paid in late 2025 had like gotten this pardon done for him. Now these people are Jacob Wall and Jack Berkman who are I guess lawyers and lobbyists at J.M. Berkman and associates. Charged Boosey's dumbass. $600,000. $600,000. You may be wondering, but Crystal, where did Boosey come up with $600,000? I don't know, baby. That's an excellent question. Now why would he try to get a pardon? Well again, because like I said, he's been in and out of prison for a very long time. He's got a very long federal rap sheet. He was getting ready to be sentenced for possessing a firearm as a felon. So he had a lot of reasons to want this pardon. These white men after three months said that they had got it. However, the pardon never actually came through because I'm sure Trump said who the fuck is Boosey and went to sleep. Now Boosey is suing because he wants half of that $600,000 bet. Yeah. So as you do when you have a lawsuit pending, you go on Twitter and this is so Jack was one of the lobbyists that he was talking to. That's who's this tweet that I was just reading was directed at. So he went back and said, don't start lying. Now I gave you three months to send my money back talking about Trump sign the pardon. Got me running around the damn house jumping silly I emoji saying you just talk to the president. You play with the wrong one. I'm suing y'all in federal court. Now hashtag policy scheme out the nine victims. Y'all got this year. I was the wrong one. Everyone said you reached out. Everyone you said you reached out to for my pardon has said you are lying. Every name you named has denied your allegations. Everybody you named will how they time to speak is getting hot goofy smile emoji. So where did the money go? I thought Trump signed the pardon. I thought you had the president on speed dial. You should have did your research before trying to jack me like you did the others. Hashtag. I'm loved and respected. There was another tweet. Oh, he's not done. There's another tweet. Oh, come on. With a list of names, it says Laura Lumer, Mike Surnovitch, Jack Pasobic, Erica Kirk, Mike Johnson, Nancy Mace, Andy Biggs. Can the names above please make a truthful statement about having contact or no contact with Berkman in whole about my pardon process. 600K was taken from me with your names mentioned in emails by these people. exclamation marks. Thanks. Okay. So Busy is finding out the hard way that you cannot bribe openly. You just cannot. You can't pay for pardons. This or well, and you know what? Given the fact that it is the Trump administration, I see how you thought you could. But when the country is working like it's supposed to and they're checks and balances and things, you are not supposed to be able to just give somebody some money and then you come back with a federal pardon. And if you did, typically you would have to give the money directly to that person. I don't know if your attorney was present when you decided to give these to wipe in this money. It seems like an incredibly stupid idea to me. Laura Lumer, who is not somebody I know, but Busy called her out by name. So she responded to the tweet with her name in it and said, "I don't get involved in this type of work and have no idea what you're talking about. No offense, but I also have no idea who you are. And I have never heard of your case. Seems like Berkman is using people's names without permission to get business. That's also not how the pardon process works. You can't pay for a pardon. Not sure who told you that's how it works. Okay, that's actually embarrassing. So Busy is now suing these people for, I think, $10 million. That's what he said to DJ Academics. He's suing for $10 million and for the return of half of the fee that he paid. And I just. So I said, this can't be real. You know, like I saw a bunch of screenshots. I had to go read this article about it. This says that the contract that Busy signed with this law firm is full of typos and errors. Right. So it says here, this includes a provision that would allow Busy to request a partial refund of the $600,000 fee. If the lobby has had not secured a pardon by close the business on January 31st, 2025, which was several months before the agreement was even signed. So it also sounds like these people put some sort of contract like this looks like chat GPT maybe even came up with this contract. Everybody involved signed it anyway. And then then why man ran off with Busy's money. Now they also said that they're basically. They said they're basically broke and they ain't got it and also they've never worked harder for anybody than they did for Busy. This says, quote, this firm cannot think of a single client from whom we have done more work than Busy. This includes a massive highly tailored advocacy campaign across Congress, the executive branch and leading political influences and media figures. We continue to believe that Busy very much deserves a pardon. End quote. This means that they talked to all the crackers they possibly could and they didn't know who you were or didn't give one fucking fuck about you. And I feel like, you know, I'm putting aside the fact that black people are. Targeted more for bullshit and we spend more time in jail for the same crimes and all that and I'm just gonna land right at Sometimes you you just got to you just got to take what you got You gotta know when to hold him and went to fucking fold them Boosey you have been in trouble since the 90s Jesus Why did you really think you could scrounge up? Who did you get $600,000 cash from girl? I'm I'm so for real. How did Boosey come up with $600,000 to wire or issue a check or whatever to anybody else? Did you see their convicted fraudsters like everybody in the streets know that they're a scammer? They also I think they had said, you know, we did we've worked with eight or nine different people who have all gotten Partens and then this news article was like we have found one We have found one person who actually got a pardon and it didn't have nothing to do with the rest of this You know a lot of these people ended up pleading Or not getting anything at all, but yeah these niggas The Berkman Associates reported $3.2 million in federal lobbying revenue in 2025, which Includes the money from Boosey, but what I'm also certain it did not include was a promise They was actually gonna do anything for you You can't But so that's what Boosey is saying. He was like, you know, this list of people He's like they name dropped y'all when they were talking to me and they made it sound like they had the press This is what Boosey's um, people and representatives are saying that like oh, they sent me a text message saying that the president has the pardon in his hand And he's ready to sign it and everything is all good and they acted like they could just call the president on speed dial and Name dropped all these people that they've worked with and none of it was real and they were all just scamming me. Well, yeah Grum yeah talking about some y'all chose the wrong one. I think they chose the right one. I think I think they chose the exact Most perfect is right one because who else has or would find $600,000 to give these people Like who else would put themselves in this situation Boosey Who else would do that? It's all I actually think what is much easier than trying to get Donald Trump's Extremely racist ass to pardon you for all the things that you've absolutely done It's not doing those things that you've absolutely done. You know Like looking someone in the eye. It feels like it should just be on the paper like right there. It feels like I feel like your attorney should have sent you know Boosey $600,000 can go a long way and You know it might even go toward like I just feel like we can take that money and put its words Doing something good for you and your family like maybe we Keep you out of trouble make sure you don't have no more guns in your house make sure you're not Driving under the influence and every woman around you is of age and all this and so the yeah these these known scammers Responded and was like yeah, we We've all we've done is is try and it's not our fault and the White House said Y'all whatever y'all got going on that shit don't have nothing to do with us and Literally, we can't even comment about whether Trump looked at it and Just because they did say They told uh, you said what they saw what they said the law in the rest of No, what the White House or the attorneys? The White House shut up Statement's a law and law. No, they did it says The statement to me this is Thorlore also on Twitter. She said that I hosted the White House did receive something from Megan Blanca Regarding quote Boosey badass Received a document should not be taken to mean anything other than documents have been received. Yes The president is the ultimate decider on any clemency related actions The team at the White House working on clemency has never heard from Walt or Berthman Do not support their work and would advise anyone seeking clemency that their involvement will actively harm Their chances the president finds it just the testable that anyone would even attempt to profit off margins Work Lauren Now first of all we know y'all don't find that detestable at all you are only disgusted that they got out in the open You absolutely would sell pardons the same way y'all would chop up and sell the rest of this country You're not gonna convince me that Trump is just too good for this like oh, that's the moral line in the sand for Donald Trump No, it's at $600. This is a drop in the bucket to to Those people and your black ass ain't worth the trouble or the stress. That's all there is to that I can't believe you thought this would work Boosey like I know you're not the the brightest crayon in the box, but God damn bro I got a bridge to sell you Boosey the fuck In what world I don't write no same. I've been looking at that for days and and reading the article I didn't see this about Lauren Larosa, but I do love that But I've been reading everything else about it like y'all cannot be serious Whole and then his lawyer going chime in like well, you know when people are going through difficult situations They just want to have hope that things are gonna work out and and these guys took advantage of Boosey's hope Girl that is a grown man. He knows exactly what he's been doing He knows all about the felonies. He's been committing. We don't have to act like he needs to be protected or coddled in anyway A fool and his money are soon parted and I was going to I'm gonna just say this very quickly fuck Kate when Clark, okay? I I've always seen her for who she is However, I've also not spoken Too much about her because there's already too much being said about her like she gets too much attention for The level of talent that she actually has. It's very clear that the magas have Attached themselves to her and they're making her their spokesperson and she does not have a problem with that. However The she is she is she is Fucking Congress They I'm so glad you said that actually because this is a basketball player and yet Bucking Congress is getting involved with WMBA games. They sent a letter on July 7 To Kathy Engelbert who is the commissioner of the WMBA and the letter says Caitlin Clark is transforming women sports. She's inspired all these girls. She's the face of the league she has significantly increased fan interest and driven television ratings and and You and all of those black dyke bitches on that court are so mean to her. I'm not joking They said they said straight up How are you going to protect Caitlin Clark because she yes Because she has been hip-checked and poked in the eye and struck in the throat girl. This isn't fucking T ball basketball is a contact sport This is professional basketball. Yes, she's going to be fouled the same way she's going to foul people It happens all the time intentionally or not anyway They go on and on to say that like Caitlin Clark is their darling precious girl and the WMBA is failing to protect her The officiating is not doing what they're supposed to do and as commissioner you have an obligation to make sure that Caitlin Clark is okay And so we the members of Congress want to know what is your review mechanism for physical hostility and violence on the court and how are you going to hold players accountable for being overly aggressive to Caitlin Clark? Yes, and it's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven Republican members of Congress have signed their names to this letter to Kathy Engelbert about making sure that Caitlin Clark don't get fouled on the court no more Child we talking about a play when the when the fever we're playing in the Mercury a play where Alyssa Thomas tripped over Caitlin who was flopping to try to draw the foul and Got up and kept going and her fist was like on Caitlin's throat It was half a second when you slow it down it looks bad, but it's half a second of play again. This is professional basketball The girlies are anyway Alyssa got in trouble for that way after the fact she got suspended I think for the next game and it's been nothing but harassment and bullshit towards anybody who gets caught up in any sort of on court Whatever with Caitlin Clark the same thing Alyssa Thomas and her wife fiance Dewanna Bonner who also plays for the Mercury they started talking about how they've been in death threats and Crazy people on social media sending them all these crazy things about them and their kids and Because of Kate because Caitlin Clark guy I failed during a game. Mind you, after the fact they went back, after the game, they went back and gave Alyssa what a technical foul or whatever kind of foul and then suspended her for the next game. So she got in trouble for something that should not have been that big of a deal in the first fucking place. But then the same thing happened when the fever played the aces except this time. I don't even think Chelsea Great touched Caitlin Clark as she was flopping all over the goddamn place anyway. And now Chelsea is getting death threats and somebody posted, she posted on her stories a screenshot of a DM she got where somebody was like, you suck, you dirty nigger bitch. You know, Caitlin Clark forever or something crazy racist like that. And so she posted it and didn't block out the screen name. So people found him, hit up his job and then eventually the job was like, yeah, we fired him because you can't be in DMs, calling basketball, playing nigger bitches or whatever. But these are Caitlin Clark's fans. And so that's why what I was really going to talk about was not even the league, not even the magas and the crazy racist white people who never gave a shit about the WNBA till Caitlin Clark got there or more specifically until Caitlin Clark and Angel Rees had a little non-moment during that fucking college championship game that Caitlin lost. But anyway, it's about Caitlin Clark and how she is a problem in the same way that Taylor Swift is a problem. Where it's like, I knew that's what you're gonna say. Because these bitches are running parallels. It's like you want all the benefits of having the super racist fan base because what they gonna do is spend money on your ass. Okay, first and foremost, the dollars and the cents is gonna always line up. And secondly, they are going to make sure that you never have to actually speak up and try to advocate or whatever for yourself. Because you got swarms of insane racist people ready to take up that cost for you. And so whether you personally believe in these things, like whether you're personally a fan of Donald Trump or racist or homophobic or transphobic or whatever else becomes more irrelevant because you're letting these people use your name, your likeness, all of this, they're doing this harassment and bullshit in your name, Caitlin, and you don't do shit about it. You do fuck all about it. You know, good and goddamn well, neither you were not targeted in neither one of these plays. But you see how your fans act to take care of you, to protect you, to make sure that these are terrible black women know how and why would you want to be so mean to Caitlin and all rising tide lifts all boats. And how dare you guys do all this when Caitlin just wants to make things better for everybody. Chuck, Caitlin ain't looking out for nobody. Oh, but her goddamn self. We can stop acting like she's so fucking selfless and pure and just everything Caitlin does is for the betterment of the league and blah, blah, blah, blah. She's not even that great for y'all to be going this hard. Paige Becker is right there. I was literally about to say her name, but Paige is gay and gives black people they proud. So that's why I was gonna bring her Sabrina UNESCO is right there. But again, Sabrina not racist. (laughing) It's almost like y'all, you're sticking hold to this one for a fucking reason. Marina Mabry, another straight white girl, but again, not racist. Kelsey Plum, another straight white girl. But again, yeah. So it's you, Caitlin, it's absolutely you. And I, again, I have not spoken a lot about her because I think too many people are talking about her. I would like for her name to be mentioned a lot, fucking list. But when I saw a letter from God damn Congress. - That's insane. - Pressing Kathy over making sure that Caitlin Clark has protected. I said, okay, have y'all ever seen basketball? - That's unhinge, like I was like to these people watch basketball. - It is a contact sport. People get fouled all the time. There are injuries all the time. - Niggas catch an elbow and fly across the court. - The girls we have in bloody noses and shit, it's every game multiple times a game because this is a contact sport. These women are playing at the highest fucking level. - Yeah, they're professionals. - It isn't flag football. This isn't toddlers lining up for T-ball. This isn't, it's not even soccer. What do you want? - Racists are so boring. - Like, I said, okay, Congress of all the things y'all can be doing right now. We got, due to all over the salads. - Thank you. - If we could afford fresh fruit, we couldn't eat it anyway, because it's due to all over the, okay. All right, record heat waves, children starving, back to school is in like six weeks. Teachers still not being paid. Federal minimum wage is still seven dollars. And y'all decided to write a letter to Kathy Engelbert about how are we gonna make sure Katelyn Clark is protected, girl. This country, and you want me to side with these niggas over Taco Bell? I don't fucking think so. Insane, insane, anyway, I'm done. - All right, agree with all of the above. I will keep mine short and sweet. My read this week is going out too. An old bitch named Link Ocarina. - Now you know. - Ivy Potterbury. - Smitch, girl. It's gonna be one more time you can go in my trash. It's gonna be one more time that you go into my trash, you black bitch. And I know that you're listening to this. So let me tell you something. I'm sick and tired of your absolute bold black shenanigans. I don't give a fuck if I had a turkey stick before bed and put it in a trash can by me. Girl, the whole thing. You have to pull all of the trash out of that fucking bin and spread it across the bedroom floor to get a turkey stick wrapper. Are you insane, bitch? And then the worst part of how it is. Two, okay. You wait until I'm asleep. You are not slicked, bitch. I can't stand it. I can't stand it 'cause you're sneaky and you think you sneaky and you're good at it. Because you know when I'm asleep and you wait until I'm sleeping and then you launch your black ass into that goddamn garbage bin to go get anything that smells like food. - Why would you leave? - Oh, man. Sure, it's my fault. I probably should have just taken a shit out before I went to bed over wrapper. I'm sleepy and I'm old. But that doesn't give you the goddamn right to be pilfering through my garbage. - She said, doesn't it though? - To get a wrapper, oh, it's empty. There's nothing in it. You saw me eat the turkey stick. I don't understand why we have to do this and then what makes it even worse. By the time I wake up and see what happens, bitch you go. They cared her already came and picked your ass up. So I can't even cuss you out. - Damn. - By the time you get home, I don't know how to clean it. I can't cuss you out then either 'cause you're not gonna know what the fuck I'm talking about. (laughing) - I don't think her worker was like, "Oh, so you just being here doing whatever the fuck you want to do." (laughing) She said, "I smell turkey juice." And so I'm going for it. Sorry, sorry, she deserves though. - It's gonna be one more time that I step out of my bed. - Oh my God. - And my foot touches like, I don't know, like a latex glove or some shit they'll say there. Like why is this? One more. And I'm putting you down. Play y'all. I'm putting you down. Like I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. And if you're gonna come back home, can and ball your ass around this apartment. Like, oh my God, I'm so happy to be here. Dad, what's going on? And I have to just suck it up. 'Cause the alternative was that to that was letting that trash sit on a bedroom floor. - No. - Until you get home tonight. (laughing) - And that's what I should have done. You know better, you won't do better and I don't know who the fuck you think you are. I'm finished. - If you had left the trash for her, she would have turned around and looked at you. Like you not gonna pick this up. Dirty. (laughing) - Literally. Literally. She would have come into the room and looked at the trash and then looked up at me like. - Yuck, all day. - So, this is how you're living, wow. And you really do have to correct them like in that moment 'cause they don't know what you're talking about for minutes later. - They won't. - So you have to get in. - Three minutes later. - What is going on? Right so you made a mess. I don't understand what you mad at me for her mind. It's like you're pissed out of nowhere I didn't do shit. I do fuck it shit All I've done is be perfect and adorable and friendly Not her going into trash though. I'm lazy never leaves my side at night I think I would crack up if I woke up and saw some shit like that. Like what was you feeling like Link No matter what whether I'm awake sleep. She always comes into the bedroom Leaps her ass up on the bed. My my I told you not long ago. She can't jump on the on a bed like oh right lies manipulation Complete lies manipulation Just I was just hiding it saving it for a rainy day So she will be curled up like not by me all the time. Don't care. Yeah But it's when she gets up. Yeah, and I'm still sleep. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, it's over. Yeah I can't even move Laney be like oh, we're awake are we awake? I'm like while I was trying to rearrange myself But I guess we are girl. Hey girl. Oh Damn, she got my nerves. Yeah. Yeah, my fault Well, I mean I mean she's a dog. She smells turkey. Right. It's gonna pop. What is she supposed to fucking do it like she doesn't smell it? Every time Laney does something I think about how I set myself up for this literally One time I found the starbursts in her bed and I was like wrong. I lose it in the raptor Okay, at least she didn't eat it cuz lady would have fucked it up, but So next time I guess you'll take that meat trash out to the shoot where it belongs Will get your high dumbass up and throw this trash away. You Girl all the trash. I'm like how like the whole thing. Yeah Just to piss you off All right, that is gonna wrap up this week's episode of the read make sure you check us out on social media at this is the read My advice show whatever it's called callie cocoa. No crystal scotch Now talking to more of you live this week at crystal scotch for more information and links and etc Any other news from you is Jackie Washington day. I need to go watch that movie sure is bitch and he's gonna be in the criteria in collection First yes, that's a fact You can check out my podcast furious thoughts on Your podcast platforms as well as on YouTube shout out to Dexter Carr choreographer dancer and date county doll like myself He's on the pod with me this week. 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