Palm Sunday

And I can't say for sure, but hopefully when this life ends, there is a deep peace. Do you have a problem with me? Say something to me, don't comment. Um, I've spent too much time gooning this camp, um, so my arms are a little sore, so we're gonna walk that way a little bit. Brody's just being scripted, but it's not. Brody's in this random place. Who's gonna carry the boats and the logs? That's you, buddy! Come on, 23! That was really sassy. Mm-hmm. I'm a sassy beast. Who's one more to carry the boats? It's your dream, fuck me. You're like the diamonds in the sky that come alive every night. Amongst all the darknesses out there, you shine like a motherfucker. I'm sick of these kind of characters. I think we should kill Hitler. See if only we're never back down in 50 years. Did he? I didn't even know he was sick. You'd never be. I can't make this up, yeah. You guys? You guys seem so happy. Shout out to my reefer man. I just gotta thank God for him. This shit is good. Too good, man. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Woo! Stop acting like it's over when it's really just beginning. I put a lot of dogs down in my day. Thinking I love you. Thinking I love you. Thinking I love you. I said that. I said that. I said that. Get out of the fucking water! Or is anyone else having a really hard fucking day? Welcome to your moment. Mental hospital cannot stop me. Government cannot stop me. I will simply continue to be silly until the end of my days. Luisa! Luisa! Luisa! We're back from the field! I'm back in the fucking saddle. I think everything's recording good. Yeah, that Mike Isertel stuff, it's what has thrown me off of bodybuilding because that shit used to just be, it's the same as the diet stuff where it's like, go to the gym, lift heavy weights for a long period of time, get stronger. You're like a junior weight right now. Eat less calories. I liked what you said about taking a break from the diet because this is really making me not feel good mentally. Dude. But also, we're in uncharted territory right now. Yeah. With the mentalist. The mentalist coffee. In the percolator? It doesn't taste good. In the percolator, it's like Freebase and crack. I don't know. I mean, everybody's got different tastes. I just love horrendous coffee for some reason. Yeah. Anything I say is good. It's like, dude, that's horrible coffee. It tastes like shit, dude. I don't know. I just fucking like it for some reason. It works good, though. My brain, my mentals. I replace that. I'm operating. I replace that with pre-workout. What, coffee? The mentalist. Oh, okay. So I've been crushing the mentalist. Yeah, it does have a big effect on you compared to regular just a late-rose coffee, regular caffeine drip. Yeah. Caffeine high. Yeah, this is a little something extra. Is there mushrooms in it? No, I don't know. There might be a lot. It's not like magic mushrooms. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, at some point, this has to go. What are you talking about? All of the science-based lifting and shit like that, like that snarky stuff. I just don't understand how you're going to hit me with a thumbnail. I mean, that clickbait obviously got me again, but I thought you were going to talk about Jones' workout because Jones, to me, is like, we have similar builds. I'm not, dude, I'm not bragging. I don't have Jones. I'm not even close to how built Jones is. Can't argue with fucking truth. I've never been built like Jones, but I just know Jones isn't like fucking 6'4". Yeah. So I'm looking at him and I'm like, all right, dude, that's 240. Like, I can totally see myself. That's why I was getting nervous when I was like putting on the weight. I'm like, bro, like, I don't want it. My shell, my ankles. 290. That's bad. I don't want to live that life, dude. You ever see the pictures of Fat Joe now? The first? No. Bro, his legs are literally bent because he was so fucking heavy for so long. I don't think I'd ever hit that. No. That's terrifying. The original problem I was having was painting behind toilets. That was the original time where I was like, oh, I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable with my weight. And I was curling up and I had like a fucking, like a rolls, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And I'm like trying to, and it sucks. And I used to just like nimbly be like, do-do-do-do, get around it. You get it in the shower, too, when you're like fucking taking a shower and you fucking like reach back to wash your ass. That's why you buy that fucking stick. Obviously I have it. I'm a fucking, I'm a big fucking elephant, dude. I just have that stick and scrub my back because I fucking, yeah, you feel all sorts of weirdness. But, you know, you lose it. Like the thing, the thing I did like that he said is like, you lose the two weeks or two pounds a week or whatever. But then if you put it back on, dude, mentally, that's like, what the fuck? You lost. And then you're going, this is for weeks and weeks. And you're like, dude, and Jones is an inspiration. I thought that guy was going to talk about his fucking workout plan so I could try to mimic it or whatever. And then all it is is just a hate, it's a hate fucking fest or whatever you want to call it. Bring up Sandy Hook, which it's been. Yeah, Lili's all respect, yeah. I mean, ad nauseam, he's actually winning. Never look into it, by the way. Yeah, never. Like nobody ever looks at that fucking dude. What was the guy's name? Took them all into the fucking house. Oh, the fucking dude that was interviewed on CNN? Yeah, all that shit, dude. I mean, no one wants to do any of that. That's where I watch that. Shit doesn't add up a lot of the time, guys. And I watch fucking the Tuck and Jones. And like Tuck does bring up a good point where it's like, why is it, it's not illegal to have an opinion on something. Well, it's becoming illegal. They're starting to take away people's green cards and kick people out of the country. And they're going through social media. And like that guy. The group chat shit's terrifying. That guy in Europe with the group chat, I will go to, I will set up a small SWAT team and we can go to war to defend the group chat. That is D-Day. Over. That's a fucking meme, but it's not a joke. Well, they're going through social media posts right now and they're pulling people out of the country. They're pulling people's green cards now. If you have posts, it's on anti-Semitic. From here? From here, from America. It's crazy. It's a different world. It's the United States of America. It's Project 2025, man, or whatever the fuck. What was the shit they were crying about? The what? Project Esther and the sub-project of Project 2025. Who? Project 2025. Oh, the thing that Trump was going to do and like, yeah. It's in there. John Oliver. Yeah. I mean, that stuff's fucking terrifying. Like, I just don't understand. Like, how did they let that shit happen? Like, if you're in Great Britain, like, how are they just letting you lock stuff? They're just talking like eight years. They don't have our stuff, dude. We have, like, I think they said, like, we can have a republic if we can protect it. Okay? Keep it going. Yeah. Whatever. I mean, I'm not quoting people. Something like that. I mean, dude. I'll say you got a fucking, what are the tree of liberty with blood or some shit like this. Yeah. All the famous quotes. Yeah, you got, like, I feel for you, you got your Chinese propaganda going on right now, but I just watched that, the Shadow World one that I was texting about last night, that stuff. Like, I'm not too familiar with all, like, the 08 stuff because I was literally, like, fucking in the beginning of high school. You're talking about the market crash? The market crash. The market crash, and, like, they were, like, because we watched that, or you sent me the one Catherine Austin Fitz thing where she was, like, there's $21 trillion just missing, and that could build a civilization. Dude, the Shadow World thing is fucking nuts. Like, remember in 000 where they're having the showcases for, like, the missiles and stuff? There's legit companies. The one from Britain was. That's what Khashoggi was. Bro, like, this is what, like, I was watching this last night. Not the one that was chopped up, but the fucking uncle. His daddy or whatever? Uncle, yeah. There was one that I had Margaret Thatcher confused with Margaret Sanger for a little bit, and I was like, how did this bitch do both? How did she run Planned Parenthood and be the prime minister of Europe? But they were going back over in the 80s with Bin Sultan or Sultan or whatever from Saudi Arabia. Him and Thatcher were, like, thick as fucking thieves. It's terrifying. Watching the videos after, like, they explained to you what they did, they looked so evil together. But they had a company. It was Bay, British Aerospace. It's actually a good fucking company name. But they were running, like, crazy kickbacks from Saudi Arabia and stuff. And then, like, they would have legitimate shows. And so there was an Israeli company. These were all, like, private arms dealers. The one was, like, Raphael something. And they would just have showcases, and it's just, like, 0-0-0. They're sitting there in chairs just watching, like, huge TV screens and tanks just blowing shit up. And, like, that, like, I don't understand why they're spending that much money on fucking military. Like, it happened, the one, like, South Africa after Nelson Mandela, they were, like, good. Everything was fucking cool. And the dude who followed Nelson Mandela got hit up by Bay and spent $10 billion on, like, fucking jets and shit like that. And, like, everyone was dying of AIDS and disease and stuff. And they just ruined the entire country. Right. Like, watching Donald Rumsfeld at work was, fucking nutty bro like he's fucking an evil motherfucker Yeah, I don't know. I mean, in the one book I'm reading, the Israeli pilots were crying about something, like an F-4, some older plane from the 60s. One of the new, no? They were crying about it, and the American pilots were cracking up. They're like, dude, they just can't fly it. It's just not as good as us. That's fucking talking shit. Yeah, they kept crying, calling it like a bomber or something, if it wasn't a bomber. But yeah, I mean, arms trade, definitely. I think it's like guns, oil, what do they say? Guns, oil, gold. The name of the one? No, I'm just saying that's the main shit in the world. If you want to make some fucking money, you sell weapons. Yeah, that's where, like, so I was watching the documentary, and they were, like, showing the map of the Middle East or whatever, and they showed me a picture of Qatar, dude. Everyone has to shut the fuck up about Qatari money. New Jersey's twice the size of it. Yeah, man. It's fucking insane. They're hitting Qatari money places so weird. I'm surprised they have planes. I'm surprised they literally have fucking anything. Yeah, Netanyahu wrote a book back in, like, the 90s, and he, like, named all the countries he wants to get rid of, and then the N-word, the fucking neocons went in there, and then they were like, yeah, let's go get them. Here's the seven countries. That's, like, the General Wesley Clark thing. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, Rummy, Wolfowitz. They were in the Rand Corporation. Those guys are not nothing. Dude, they're. Don't listen to. You've never been there. You've never been. That accent. Fucking. That would make me fight a revolutionary war. If I was getting taxed and the dude coming over on the boat was hitting me with an accent like that. Some dude from Eaton that had a boyfriend for 10 years? Yeah, dude. Not gonna listen to that guy. It's tough. Dave Smith's a stronger man than I am, honestly. I would have fucking lost my shit on him. You've never been. Yeah, that was a fucking insane lesson. I was, like, listening to that just, like. I don't understand how these dudes haven't fucking just at least chilled the fuck out. Like, if you're still going up there and trying to, like, defend Israel and, like, the. Yeah, they just took out the last hospital. What? They just took out the last hospital. Yeah. So now if you're alive, imagine if you're just cruising around Philly and you're like, dude, there's no hospitals. You gotta be careful now. I mean, you can't get cut. And you're also not in, like, a rubble-ized fucking city with rebar sticking out everywhere. Yeah, I mean, you're, like. If you were running. It's like time traveling. If you ran full speed and got clipped on some rebar on your shin, that cut's not getting stitched up. You got no antibiotics. Like, you're cooked. Everything's dirty as shit. Yeah. That's what they. Like, in the one thing they were talking about in the 80s, they were selling, I think. What's Saddam Hussein, Iraq? Yeah. Microorganisms, bro. Oh, bioweapons? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, legit microorganisms, like, coming from these fucking companies. I'm like, dude, that shit is pure evil. Yeah, I know for this. In the 70s, the big collab was Israel and South Africa because they both had, like. Yeah, that's what they were talking about. They both had, like, no-no situations in the world where people would be like, you can't get caught giving them all kinds of. All kinds of shit. So how would they do it? They teamed up together, and they were doing black market sales. That's where you get shows like Zero, Zero, Zero. Like, that's where you get, like, an arms dealer from Britain to, like, cruise around the former, like, the fucking exoskeleton of the former empire and ring up guys you know have cash. I mean, there's a dude. There's a. Like, the one arms dealer is Arnon Milchan. That was one of them. Yeah. One of my faves. There's another guy, I can't remember his name, but he had a replica of the White House in Israel. Oh, like, built? Built, yeah. Jesus. And they set up shell companies, like, oh, we're just growing oranges. And it'll be, like, fucking. And I know the American. I know, like, Bush did that shit. He had, like, an oil company, but they were just fucking funneling all kinds of shit through that. Yeah, Bush and. Bush, Rumsfeld, and all those dudes, like. Anytime there's a war, bro, the hands start rubbing. And it's like, let's fucking go. Now we get to. All the shit we've been building, let's go. But, like, now that it's not a kinetic war, this. I'm telling you, dude, I'm sitting there just trying to make a wee intro, and it's just Chinese people. It's Chinese propaganda on that app. Like, it's war now. We're at war with China. Yeah, that's gonna be. It's gonna be so weird, because it's gonna be, like, four years of this. The one thing I saw was, like, in World War II, they. All the elites, all the money from China. So, like, China was, like, a fucking giant economic powerhouse. And World War II? Yeah, like, somebody made it communist. Yeah. And all the money went to Taiwan. And, like, that's where all the fucking Chinese money is. Oh, fuck. And they want it. They want it back. They want the fucking gold. Yeah. Oh, so there's gold and shit there. So, that's a conspiracy theory. I mean, I'm not trying to be a cope dealer, but the fucking one. The one that I told you, dude, where the tariffs might be a trap that Trump's doing with Xi to trap the globalists and watch the money, like, kick off this chaos, watch the panikins move their money around. But meanwhile, you're sitting there watching the octopus fucking arms. You're like, where's the money going? What's going here? What's going there? And now you've located the enemy. You smoked him out. Bro. I know. I know, dude. I know. Two more weeks. I know, dude. It sounds. You don't have to do it to me. It sounds so good. I know, man. That's what I'm saying, like. Everybody knows you MAGA are dumb. At this point, bro, if it doesn't happen, I don't know what I'm going to become. Well, we won't have a country. If we lose a trade war to the Chinese, dude, we're fucked. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, like. We'll be working on a farm or we'll be in a gulag or we'll be in an El Salvador prison. They're saying some of those guys are just random dudes. They're just random dudes. They wanted to get out of the country. Who? That they sent to the El Salvador prisons. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, dude, if it does go down and hyperinflation happens, like, I don't know how, like, all these people from COVID and stuff are still walking around, like, laughing and scoffing at people and, like. Like, the condescending? Just the attitude of being, like. If I was that wrong, I would curl in on myself. Like, if hyperinflation happens and, like, Trump doesn't stop any of this and just sells out America, dude, I won't be able to look people in the fuck in the eye. Oh, and you're saying they did that after. Like, they did COVID and they're still walking around like, oh, yeah, because I got vaccinated, I'm going to die. I mean, it just goes to show you how powerful the. Your mind is always going to want to make you right. Heaven? No matter what you're. No matter what you're feeling, man, your mind is always going to be like, nah, dude, you're good. So, like, you're always. Like, your wheels are always spinning that, like, you're a good dude, you're going to make it through this, you're not a dickhead. You know what I mean? Like, it just goes to show you, like, those people don't think they did anything wrong. Dude, the parents of the kids that are taking, um. They act like we're cringe. Sex-changing hormones think I'm a bigot. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm trying to save your kid. I'm trying to help you, motherfucker. These girls that. Yeah, these girls that are putting up, like, double-digit ghost graveyards from fucking abos, they are. I'm trying to say that they would have been people. What do you mean, double-digit from ab. Like, abortions. Oh, well, I thought you were talking about, like, getting. Having multiple aboriginal boyfriends. I mean, that would be pretty chill. I was listening to. I feel like you just sent me something with an ab. A girl singing with an aboriginal. I was listening to something about Tasmania, and it was like how fast they wiped out the aboriginals was fucking nuts, dude. Probably. They did a full-on genocide where they celebrated the last full-blood death. Are you fucking. So there's no. There's not even a real deal. That's playing on Rookie with all the sliders. They bred. They took them out. Like, this is what they do. Like, what time? This was what they were doing back in the day, dude. Like, what. That's what I'm saying. The 18-somethings. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, still, that's kind of a fair fight. I don't know if that was, like, some Rhodesia shit. Not a fair fight, bro. But I'm saying, like, do they have machine guns? These guys are walking around in Dreamland knocking each other's teeth out to connect to the first man, and a bunch of British dudes are rolling up on literal pirate ships with guns. There's still a fighting chance, you know? There's, like. I mean, they don't have, like, you know, Uzis, but. Yeah, it's still. They had guns. And horses. I think. I don't know, man. I mean, I think, like, the first time you bust out guns, they don't know what's going on. It's just a loud boom. It's a boomstick. Yeah, that's. Like, if you had no idea and someone just, like, pulled a USB flash drive out but that thing killed you, it would probably take, like, a year to catch on. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm. Everybody. I think everybody just gets locked into the way of thinking, and then they're like, I'm right. Like, those people with the Ukraine flags, they're like, Zelensky's a fucking hero. Murray's still. He's a hero. He's not rounding up military-age men and beating them. Putting people in trenches. That's fucked up. The thing that you told me about giving them TRTs is fucking pissing me off a little bit. Bro, I don't. It's like gas on a fire. Yeah. That's like you having a Lamborghini. Like, I want to eek a few more horsepowers out of this. You can't give people a Down syndrome fucking TRT. I mean, not Downs, but I was watching a clip of Conor, and, like, he was like. He was a dark passenger. He was like an eye for an eye. Like, they have a justice thing that you. Like, dude, you want to put fucking T on? Like, that on T? Remember the code, Dex? They all have codes. Boxer-level codes that they fucking live or die by. It's tough, dude. And if you betray them, it's game fucking over. Yeah, I'd, like. That's why they do not like to talk about past wars. Yeah, obviously. You don't have to sit there and lie to everyone that the fucking. Everything that. That was what blew my fucking mind with Douglas Murray. Like, he's the prime example of that because Dave Smith's like, dude, you were in Ukraine, and you got it wrong. He's like. He had been there. I was right. I was right. That was the. That was the biggest girl I've ever seen in my life. That was the most triggering thing in the world. He's like, well, I was right at the time. I was having PTSD, like, thunderclap, like, memories of fighting with girlfriends. And, like, when he lit up, like, oh, you've never been. I was like, fuck, dude. When's the last time you were at the crossing? Was it? Yeah. You've never been. That was killing me. That was like, fangs come out. Oh, yeah. And then, like, then it's like they drag it out. You ever get in a fight with your girlfriend and then it's like one little thing. Like, one chinky in your armor, dude. And then they drag it out. Oh, you say, like, we instead of me? They drag it out. They drag it out for, like. like 10 fucking minutes dude minutes well whatever days if they don't get some annihilation some people have functioning relationships other people live in the prison that they build if they don't get full annihilation it's game fucking over yeah that was insanity but yeah i would like i'm praying to god to me like just from a vibe perspective it makes sense that maybe trump's telling the truth like i think china literally lies not you'll be the bigger man i'll be the bigger man you'll walk around with an i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry yeah on my knees yeah i'll join blm maybe i've had it all wrong i'll become full liberal shave my head yeah i'll just yeah i'll work at a clinic anyone who gets elected i'll shave my head i'm sorry i was pro-life i thought they were living beings i'm doing give me the vacuum i'm doing the work yeah please let me kill this child this time i'll stick the needle in its head oh yeah that's fine are these livers out for grabs are we losing money are we leaving money on the table here well might as well not throw them out that's great they just treat that shit literally like left yeah but you're a fucking nut for even talking about that you're like okay it's like an eye roll that's what i'm saying like these people like what what do you imagine the future is like we're gonna go wrote like we're rolling into like a sci-fi movie where like gender is not anymore like play all this shit everything is movies dude like people who can't fucking imagine anything is it immediate hit the movie it's the monroe it's in my imagination my new fucking book that i'm reading about the the thing from um what the fuck is it called man by tim woo you're reading master switch um my old instagram username is wang woo that's nice when do you think the first wireless phone was now that dude imagine not just a not not even in the briefcase stop no i'm saying like you're saying that i was we're talking about imagining stuff right yeah imagine alternative futures based on this reality that i'm gonna give you and this is real this is real bro when was the first wireless phone just ballpark it 1910 1916 yes i was gonna go 17 because i just watched some shit about world war one fuck yeah that's just me imagining i would have thought at least like we're in the 60s 2001 yeah i mean we had wireless phones in the 90s yeah that's what i'm saying like the briefcase was like dude they thought telephone dude they thought the phone was a was a um like a gimmick and that it was just like red solo cups and a string they were like oh that'll never catch on the real thing is the western union telegram and do not get in the way of the telegram and everything else will just be like part of the telegram service so if you had gone down that road we would be living in a world with like little towns and we'd all be waiting for emails like it was like a little town and we'd all be like a little town and we'd all be waiting for emails like it was like a little town and we'd all be like the precursor to email i mean dude and it was all like controlled and like i'm not dude i'm not even that far in the book but allegedly tv was supposed to be as free as like the internet we have now comcast but they took it yeah they like you don't know $300 for your packages yeah you know what else is fucking weird the guys that um like alexander graham bell to us invented the telephone yeah it's not true there's a guy that invented a telephone in germany in like the 1840s like way before like yo in america who invented the light bulb edison he didn't and if you go to other countries they have different inventors that they say invented it so what is that fucking nuts why am i failing history class this is what i'm saying the chinese are telling me i got it all backwards bro they're fucking liars too like this is a mexican lie standoff that's what i'm saying all i can imagine with the phone though nobody knows anymore that might have been like the work lie what are you talking about they probably got a hold of the phone was like so i can talk and you never hear it again basically what this guy's saying like there's a i told you i was gonna come friday totally i'm totally with you on that but the the original phone worked and then but that guy didn't have any like connections then thomas bell or anthony i was gonna connect and some other guy got together and this guy wanted to go to war with western union he was like a competitor so that's why so some dude hit up fucking and then everything was bell until like yellow pages and all that shit everything was a variety of companies based off the original pages yeah the original fucking the original phone guys was three dudes bro i mean three guys owned the phone for like a while that was probably money and then they put the clamp on down on that metro pcs and boost mobile got this bitch but like they got rid of that kind of a thing like monopolies you don't know who invented cable they got rid of like the inventors they just want the big companies yeah obviously i mean if you're telling me there's a million light bulb fuck are we doing exactly is it like some that's probably why like we built pyramids all over the earth like collective consciousness shit well yeah there's that going on like you know you never you never know we have a collective brain i'm into that i'm way into that that's way into that dude yeah but i mean i think we're just riding on vibes there's got to be another version of us out there i mean it's probably in another country like speaking of different like usain bolt runs the hundred meter breaks the record it's probably just a shock wave i mean roger bannister broke the four-minute mile nobody thought it could be done now now they're in like the 340s what yeah dude 20 fucking seconds oh fuck bro that's what i'm saying like i mean they discovered black dudes after that but we'll get that 10 second buffer still down 10 seconds at least still pretty good there's no way the black dudes were beating the fastest white guy by 10 seconds back then i don't know that's a fucking mile bro it's a 10 second hour race that's what i'm saying like there's no way blacks were that fast they're probably decent but 20 seconds insane it would be funny like that would be a 200 around about what like a today's mile winner compared to the old ones would beat them by like almost half a lap yeah that's like pretty that's like kids who went through puberty early in grade school have those kind of leads on people like they're sixth graders and i mean it's like transport stuff yeah pretty much how'd you get into the phone book it's just from that book for the for uh catharine oh the fucking the phone stuff's weird because i demoed a dude's house last night and i was like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be that was like a part of bell telephone and like they're until the 70s it was like a fucking mess dude i think like my aunt worked for them then she worked for verizon like everyone worked for belt like that was like pico right yeah i mean people they were talking about in the book like they offered a bunch like people used to work for the telegram service and they thought it would be crazy if you ever see the videos if you jump ship and you went to the phone company they'd be like you're leaving us for the phone okay you're out of your mind you know what i mean like this started how did they not see that it's a startup i mean dude they they invent they had emails basically they were like they saw a wireless they had a wireless phone and they saw wireless telegrams but how did the wireless phone they were working on i don't know they were working on um i still think this shit's crazy dude they had an electric car they had everything we have just imagine that certain things got back than other things yeah and you're in a completely different sci-fi like their version of sci-fi you know what i mean wireless phone in the 20s would have been crazy crazy stuff would change war definitely yeah that's fucking insane i mean i think for the stock market they they have a wire i can't remember this but it's in some documentary i saw where like they had a wire that could go faster and it like changed the global economy oh so like so that they could trade between like new york and chicago faster and like this changed everything put some dollars on it you'll figure it the fuck they're down to like milliseconds of like micro transactions to try to make money on the stock market now it's tough bro it's fucking done that's what i'm hoping trump just takes it all out i'll be so happy if just get it to normal levels with if the panikins have been exposed dude i'm into that let me have it let me live in that world i'll live in that sci-fi future but it's that's what i'm saying it's not like saying like being completely delusional it's like banning on fucking bill maher i'm not i don't agree with everything that trump's saying but he's i can see where he's going with it and if it's right it's going to trump third term yeah that's crazy he didn't get into like how trump's gonna have a third term he was like we have a team of people working on it yeah that's fucking an amazing threat to hit people with yeah i don't know i it's weird because i'm not panicking because i don't have any money in the stock market and i don't have any retirement or any of the shit that these people are crying about and i get it that's gotta be real scary it's gotta suck so insane to me though to be a dude that talks into his phone on tiktok and thinks that you're you're gonna be an expert in global trade and explain to people and make reels what are you talking about like that's what people are doing it's that yeah people are like spazzing and like that's like where a lot of like people are letting their fear out that's what i was making reels on instagram on facebook and all this other shit face talk whatever the fuck they're on face bag yeah they know the name for everything yeah yeah it's like when you hit a boomer the boomers like we're hitting it with tweezer what is that tweezer you porn yeah yeah dude porn hub you obviously know what the fuck it is yeah but they're all freaking out about it and it's like i would be freaking out too if i was a boomer i would be freaking out too if you like your whole system's falling apart but i saw a video maybe the whole system i fall apart you just don't understand how this shit works that's what i was telling you uh earlier last week that like from a tweet the stock market because of the tariff pause shot up and down yeah so dude if you're putting your money if you're putting your retirement on fucking rumors and fucking weird shit that's on you like it sucks but i mean retirement may not be a real thing that's got to be a fabrication with inflation i'm just saying in I would spend my money immediately cause it's going to be it's as worth as much as is as it's going to be i'm just saying like you know maybe retirement was just a thing that some people got to enjoy for a little while and that's going to be over yeah i mean there's no way possible with the amount of like how much everything is multiple subscriptions like i'm seeing what my mom and dad are dealing with with subscriptions dude i'm fucked like if some stuff like the new like way of getting money off you or whatever in like 20 years from now i'm going to have like if i'm anything like my dad i'm going to have 15 of the same you're exactly like your dad i'm gonna have 15 of the same subscriptions just getting cooked by some fucking company you're gonna lose grip of it at some point i know and i just like i have no understanding like i have no idea what the fucking minecraft movie is and i mean like not for pedophiles i'm just saying like i don't know anything like that is good that might be the first thing that i can't even like put my mind like i can't even figure it out i just see the shit i just go holy shit man on these kids are freaking out about something it is literally just the video game that is very good you don't know what that is i would literally be bugged if you knew you'd be a premium user on fucking kid flicks bro i fucking read the article about that thing that is absurd dude the numbers they were putting up on kid flicks and there was like what's kid flicks the thing we were talking about oh you texted me about the other day where it was like 1.2 million videos oh the guy with the 6.7 terabyte the dude yeah the people got busted there was a thing like this is devilish bro because there's 3.5 videos uploaded every hour and you have three choices low medium or high quality greg butcher and he says they used to trade it like baseball cards dude they would show off their wares and trade it and like it's probably never stopping that that's a fucking jones you can't even comprehend i mean like trying to hurt kids that's where i can fully conceptualize suicide where it's like i am such a monster i have to exit this realm bro whatever roads got me here i gotta get the fuck out of here but they had some shit where it was like low quality medium quality and high quality and you could choose which ones for tokens and it's like delilah dollars like all the tokens could only be used in kid flicks and this is a what was a website it was the biggest website okay like it was the porn hub the dark web i don't even know if it was dark web just regular web i don't know it's like there i had a read and russian translated thing which translates hilarious but fucking yeah these people it was like a global thing somehow it got the dudes found like got busted in florida or whatever but like dude it was so fucked up like whoever fucking found this stuff needs to die immediately yeah i can't even imagine a terrible i mean dude they had categories i don't know man like that's how many terabytes there was cat they had a it's crazy we gotta organize this yeah they gotta shut this down to have categories you've gone you know that's over the line guys you're fucking picking out on porn like it's it's bad enough we do it on the hub but if you have if you're breaking the law and have categories i mean if i come to lax if you really want to go to war with the world man get rid of the hub the hubs the hub's gonna break like everyone will wake up from their stupor i know and i mean you stop gooning dude i i haven't for a long time and it's like a dead horse but fuck man it is you can feel it like even on instagram dude it's like walking through k and a i hit the explore page and i'm just like just show me the telecasters i do not need to see the naturals ai like dude my buddies are getting hit with it's only a matter of time though you keep going to k and a like that's something it's only a matter of time you keep going to where it is cause i'm clean i'm clean you're not hitting meetings meetings aren't for me meetings are i didn't have like a real problem i was in a real addict i'd only use a little bit like not all the fucking time but yeah i mean they had they like graham's like the on-ramp you're like at the red light red light green light like can i get on the highway it's like making eye contact the street walking huck and you're like what the fuck they just keep thinking about it maybe that was a dude that'd be crazy if i did do that i wouldn't do what if i did that would be fucking insane then you become rhe's but yeah i mean i feel for the fucking the dudes coming up on that stuff the battles that they're going to face especially with like if you're getting kids with down syndrome trt every like instagram has like the chinese tiktok in china is like be a good worker be good for your country work hard it doesn't matter that you get paid a dollar nine an hour we are not in a recession we're actually a superpower with tons of people that time when we only had one kid for like a year and a half a year like 10 years talking about some real american propaganda there man i mean they literally had one kid for a while at a rule it started in 1950 that's what i'm saying like you were lying about your fucking population kind of makes you think like so they took all the money out of the country and they um started a one child rule and that's like how you would end this end the country yeah so it kind of makes me think that maybe that whole like mouth thing was a psyop because like they're doing the mouthing to us with the kids getting trans and the women are all like have weird jobs where they're just like zooming yeah it's like all these chicks are working they're like i'm at work and you're like you're just not being you're not breeding yeah you might lose to a country that's going to outbreed you that's the whole point of like some of the the book that bill clinton sweats that tragedy and hope is just like it's just about demographics dude you have a fuck ton of people you're going to be the next superpower and it can't lose it happened with england versus spain france versus england germany started coming up spain got a pee pee you got a crazy idea spain france and england were like we can't let that those guys can't have the sticks i'd be dude and then they did the versailles and then the amish started becoming legion and leaking into like fucking delaware county i'd be terrified dude yeah right those dudes are on your ass it's fucking game over yeah that's what i was reading some shit about um like the fake population stuff where it's like there's like we have way little people and they were saying like all this they just do fear-mongering about like if there's too many people we're not going to have enough resources and all this stuff life finds a way dude they just made direwolves micro direwolves please relax dude i don't think they're real micros would be sick trainable direwolves yeah dude be like having a fucking dragon yeah like if you can do it that hard and you can make one make one that's like the size of my foot so they made a direwolf from the fossils they did the same shit as jurassic park dude they're literally terrible taken movies i would love to see them do that with a raptor there's a guy that what about t-rex there's a dude in philly it's not i mean it sucks that this dude's fucking rapper in philly but this dude fucking stole valor as a black seal wrote an entire book rare dude red very rare like direwolf rare r.i.p to the helicopter and shoot straight r.i.p to that helicopter pilot for real sean johnson not to be confused with diddy cams fucking this dude like pretending to be a seal said that he was a seal in nom and that he faces all kinds of racism and all this stuff fucking shipley got on his ass is that what you sent me probably and went through shit mate went through all the this guy's book the shit is literally from apocalypse now the shit is from platoon like from movies i told you these guys sit and laugh and they're like yeah we're like what is it called like colossal genetics or whatever like yeah oh yeah we're making woolly mammoths and they're like dude just jurassic park you had a white wolf you had a white wolf that you made for real do a stegosaurus asshole let me see the big bony fucking spikes come now they're back if they existed bill if you're telling me that one of saturn's one of saturn's moons has oil i'm confused i'm starting to think fletcher proud he might have been onto something i'm starting to think it might just be a fucking oil deposit in the water that is above our head dude fletcher proud he says it's the third most abundant element on the planet and it's like how we are supposed to live like off of oil imagine you start getting taxed on oxygen dude that's what they're doing that's a dude that's been plugged into the intelligence agency since world war ii what does he know who the fuck knows i mean what's he have to gain though from saying that oil is abundant maybe he's a grifter for conspiracies i don't know yeah him and david ike there was all this shit mansions there was all this shit with peak oil like i know that's what i was watching that shit yeah you're too young for that but that was a thing that i didn't know that like was right with is it 9-11 or recession i don't know well i was watching that one documentary from the dude they were doing it like from before i was born they were trying to hit like we're gonna get peak oil in the 70s oh yeah they i had a fucking uh 1995 ford f-150 that had 55 miles per hour with the red line on it oh that's every car yeah yeah for the fucking gas preservation or whatever that's fucking that's just the they say that all the cars ran the best at that at 55 something like that yeah get that on the hellcat and the track hawks brother take them out of sport mode someone has to end this dude you should become a cop become a cop in california they do this i mean they literally make them take it to them they take their cars from them with the bmws and the track hawks they make them if i had a pacemaker some of these nights would have been tough they've been fucking terrifying dude that's what this shit is not cool anymore we should just go back to the 50 that's what i'm saying we might if we cube out dude and it stays in this cube out cuba oh okay like the last whip is the 2024 fucking dirt max or 2025 like and we just ride that out dude I'll take that as at least somewhat of a win. If they want to make us the boogeyman, who's the boogeyman? I don't know. You figure it the fuck out. I'll be cool with that. I just can't see in what world. I just watched a video of a huge dude beat the shit out of two Chinese guys. I don't see in what world where this goes fucking hot. I don't think wars go hot. I think wars are going to be they got everybody addicted to pornography, addicted to the internet. People are, like, holding their phones like old people sit at slot machines. If they want to bombard, if now. It's making people go blind. No shit, dude. It's macular degeneration. It's legit. Look it up. If you have one of these addictions, man, you are fucking fried. You're sending me this shit on Instagram to make the intros. I only look at that for, like, once a week to make that thing. I don't need to be on that. You don't need to be watching those gym shorts. They're not for us. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's very fucking bad. That's lingerie. I know. Like, I couldn't, I can at least, I'd have a life where that didn't exist and the access didn't exist. You know BBL smell? Bro. I told my girlfriend that. She was like, what? I was like, yeah, dude. You're talking about BB smell. That is so fat. I showed you the video where it was like that chick was on an operating table and her ass was gone. Yeah, I mean, I would have thought that was an extreme case. I'm not talking that. It's an entire community. I mean, dude. People are doing it. These are rough psyops. I want to know if these guys are getting. I mean, like, if you had to draw someone, you wouldn't make the proportions to their thigh and ass that fucking off. Like, it would be a joke. I will say, like, if you take anatomy and you fucking try to learn how to draw like the great masters from fucking ancient Greek busts. Yeah. You can, like, really start to look at people differently because you're really, you're not learning how to draw. You're learning how to see. When you learn music, anyone can do this, but you got to learn how to hear. Yes. But, like, if I look at. If I look at dudes like Douglas Murray, I'm like, that's the Joker. That dude's wearing a mask. That's a caricature. Like, these guys are fucking with their faces. And I know that it's addiction. I mean, Michael Jackson, they used to do, like, 60 minutes and shit on Michael Jackson. Really? About how he was addicted to plastic surgery. And, like, dude, that's got to be an addiction. Like, you start fucking with your face. Once you crack that, once you pop, dude, now you're looking and you're like, oh, I'll just do that. Now this looks weird. What about my crow's feet? Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, there you go. Like, Jordan Peterson, you watched that video, and he was literally like. I mean, what happened to that dude? Hold on one second. Heard a crap. Good. I mean, I don't understand, like, how. Their snizzes, man. I don't understand what you're talking about that makes you cry all the time. I don't understand. He has the envelope, bro. He went to Israel with B.B. and Ben Shapiro. What would you do if you had literally, like. I don't know, man. Your pick of the worst. Your pick of the worst, most embarrassing thing. He's not even that much money. No shit. These guys are doing all this shit. Like, how much money was fucking Adam 22 getting? And they fucking. The one guy. Who the fuck is the guy he got arrested? Who? One of these guys. Luce Cannon? What? His name's Luce Cannon. L-U-C-E-C-A-N-N-O-N. That's one of the guys who got arrested. Well, anyway, one of these guys is, like, in a lot of trouble. Yeah, they murdered someone. One of these immigrants. One of these internet guys. I don't think it's. That's not what I'm talking about. It's somebody else. But. What's he in trouble for? I can't remember. I mean, I can't. I'd have to, like, pause it or whatever. Yeah, dude. They're. That. Dude, you're not getting this kind of money doing internet stuff like that. No, dude. That's. Like, they got everyone real. It's not enough to, like. Like, Epstein was making tapes of people that were running countries. Yeah. Or running companies that are bigger than countries. Yeah. I mean, if you're working at. Like, if you're going to go try to turn your psychology job into, like. Like, a book deal. You don't have to, like, have a manila envelope, dude. You don't have to cry all the time. Yeah. Like, something else is going on. There's a real weird, like, web of people because Michaela used to fuck around with Tate. Yeah, right. JP was completely normal. And then, like. And then, like. There was some Satanist that Michaela Peterson was going out with, too. That is not Andrew Tate. There was another dude she was dating who was a Satanist. Yeah. Something else is going on there. I don't think it's, like, a fucking envelope. I mean. Because there's not that much money in it, dude. There is. There isn't, but I just don't. There's no money and no power. It's literally just public embarrassment. Literally, yeah. I don't understand what's going on. He read that Solzhenitsyn book, right? Uh-huh. If you read that. A lot of people read that book. Would you get on a plane with Ben Shapiro and Benjamin Netanyahu? No. No. The only way that I would go on that plane if they said, if you don't go on this plane, we're going to do whatever it is that is making this guy. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. And, dude. If I had to continue on. If I had to continue on with all my speaking engagements and shit, I would fucking cry every time. Yeah, right. I would be so embarrassed and so sad to just cry every fucking time. That's just a tough one, man. Yeah. I mean. It's tough to watch a dude like that. He was real fucking normal. He's a grown man. Yeah. Like, the oldest grown man. An unk. Unk status. And they're getting. They're, like. These dudes are getting Botox. Eventually, all these, like, all the chicks already did it. Like, the 23-year-old chicks who got in stuff all look like Minecraft characters. Yeah. They should be with Jack Black and Momoa in the fucking movie. They get blockheads. All the dudes are now doing it because they're like, I don't want to have wrinkles. That is literally the gayest thought you could possibly have in your head. The sands of time, Bill, flow one way. I mean, the Vikings used to be. Oh, we live in the present. Yeah. The past is at the bottom. The future's at the top. No one knows how much sand's at the top. Yeah. Are you going to waste some of your top sand on looking like this part never happened? Yeah. That's crazy town. You're in a loop. It's a terrifying fucking existence to just sit there and go. I mean, people, it's weird to me that there used to be, like, a lot of people would be like, yo, man, you can't live forever because psychologically you'll go mad. Thought about it. That was, like, a thing. Yeah. Like, you're like, yo, you can't live forever because you'd go insane. And, like, human minds are only. Infinity would fucking bring you to your knees, bro. Infinity would break you, right? But then it's like, there's no conversation with, like, oh, now you're a girl, but you're 35. But you've been a boy your whole life. Now we can make you a girl. Or, like, you're a 35-year-old dude. We're going to pump you full of TRT. You're going to be 16. Mentally. Like, yeah. Like, I don't understand why no one's thinking about that. The side shit that happens, side effects that happen with that. I think they would be way better off, like, we're going to take your blood work. It's crazy. Yeah. We're going to take your blood work. Here's your testosterone levels. Dude, I don't know what it was like, but I don't think my dad ever got blood work until he needed all of the veins in his heart replaced. But, I mean, before that, I don't think my dad's entirely. I don't think he ever. Hell no. I don't think he ever went to the doctor. No. His dad never went to the doctor. His dad got hit with pancreatic cancer out of fucking left field. Told my dad he thought having 10 years of diarrhea was just getting older. He thought, like, side shits were behind him. Shit. My dad went to the hospital after finally falling over on a demolition site. And he's like, you have AFib. He's like, oh, shit. What's AFib? It's a fucking bad heartbeat. Okay. Like, atrial flutter or something like that. So, you just get. Hit with, like, a few, like, woes. The science bodybuilding that trickles down to science regular life. Thanks, Joe Rogan. Uberman, for real. And I mean, expert on nothing. Yeah. What are you an expert on, even? Douglas Murray, an expert on fucking dudes. He's been in a man's ass, dude. He's been to the blockade. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Yeah, they got. I swear to God, though, I think if you have a blood test. And you're a dude in your 40s. And they're like, hey, man, T-level is, like, 400. But you have, like, $700,000 in your bank account. You're good. Like, there shouldn't be, like, dudes with. You want someone to do your whole. I think your testosterone is high when you're a little brokey. You want to take your whole situation. Your whole situation. Like, the old doctors used to go in. What do they call that? It's like a. There's, like, a word for that. The old doctors used to go to your house. Yeah. So, they would figure out. Not just, like, you want to come in, like, I have a headache. They would go to your house and be like, bro, you have a gang. They also weren't trying to be multimillionaires, dude. It was more of a calling. It was a calling. A vocation. Yeah, it was a vocation, much like priesthood. But, like, it makes sense to have 1,000, like, crazy T-levels and be 16 and literally have to ask to use a car. Like, okay, if you want to get on testosterone, you have to be supervised and you can't go wherever you want. Why don't you try to get air on hills? That's what that's. In a, at the time, 15-year-old Ford Escort. Yeah, dude. I know. Me and my buddy tried to think. We thought. We thought we could hop over one of those barriers, like, for curbs. Got stuck in the middle of the car. Had to pick it the fuck up. Like, it's a fucked scenario. There's no reason anyone should be on that shit. And I swear to God, once you get. I used to, like, have, like, hot and heavy, like, I didn't know sex. I had not yet unlocked sex. But I used to have, like, serious dry humping type dates that would go on for hours. Like, gooning type. Like, both of us. Like, just locked eyes. Before you're beating it? I mean, no. I mean, this is, like, after, like, before sex. But I'm driving around. I'm six feet. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're activated. And I'm, like, at chicks' houses at night and stuff. And then I'm driving home at, like, one in the morning. Blind horny beating it. Yeah, yeah. Might as well be snowing out. Like, beating it while driving in the fog, in the dark fog with deer. A literal bastard on the road. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I could have killed someone. You might as well be drunk. Better off drunk. Yeah. Better off drunk, dude. There's no breathalyzer for what I have. Yeah. So, you have a huge erection. Yeah. - You're very fucking horny. Yeah, I mean, was a long ass time where um i forget what channel it is i want to say e maybe after like 12 it was just girls going wild this is before i even unlocked beating it i would just watch girls gone wild literally until the sun came up with my dick pressed into the ground yeah and i would just i would just sit there the whole time just like holy fucking shit that's wholesome i have no idea what's going on the sun's coming up i guess i might as well get asleep i used to pull all-nighters literally for nothing think about now though what they could do with that weapon of a little kid swiping even if it was like kind of pg-13 on the gram now you're taking over country with that there's lf links like if you have that if you have that and a trade war and like no one can figure out what's going on anymore ai only fans this is i imagine this would be a new war this would be a new kind of war yeah they talked about that shit in the generations of war and the chinese their book is unrestricted warfare they do total war they're fuckers they've been around forever for 5 000 years that's what i'm saying like they're the original holders of civilization if you ask them and remember that one time they had a crit that's what they look down on us dude okay we're like some weird psychopathic like upstarts i've seen them do siding dude they're psychos they don't care about shit they'll fucking kill their whole population just to say they did it dude they're fucking insane that's what you've been told you don't my neighbor stares at me all the fucking time i don't know if it's because the trade war or what i mean if it was so great i don't think there'd be china towns no shit dude that's what like that one tiktok he showed me where's all the america towns yeah that one tiktok he showed me where he's like i'm in china guess how much stuff is made in america none like bro show it to me show me all the fucking houses that look like they're from america in your i'm on ground level every fucking travel guy you have to pay them to come to your spot and say i'm on everyone in unison and saying this is amazing i'm on ground level you literally have a script for vloggers on youtube to come to your country and say it and now you want me to believe you that you guys got it all under control i remember being in the park walking my dog back when we were first getting hip to right when like i was watching i mean it might have been the first baton somewhere i was like getting awakened it was like much like my girls gone wild it was like jones and baton were like schooling me on the chai con i can't jerk off of this but it's used for something yeah it was like right around it was bad in the south china city baton was destroying china it was right around when i was like dude could junior be alive and i was there was a girl that talked to me in the park which is that never happened in my life ever and uh she was a china i think she was a chinese operative nah she was yeah dude she was just asking me she's like i like it here and like she was just like here i think she was going to pen but i was like this is a chai con i was like this is a chinese that they send over they work for the cc should have called the cops i'm telling you dude they come here they info they go to our colleges they infiltrate the companies i mean and then they do intellectual whatever it is and they steal it and they fucking they take the ip back to china i mean the funniest part that's what baton was like screaming about and he was like we got to go to war with these motherfuckers it's just a matter of time that's where i'm with him on like the oligarch shit because like fucking zuckerberg's on trt and pump covers with his gay ass jewish prayer on his necklace bezos is i literally relax what it's passover please fuck them dude i'm so pissed at them i was watching netting on this thing i was like dude this shit is fucking infuriating like relax douglas mary and all this stuff it's like are you the only people that had something bad happen to you all right man i'm just saying anyway about the oligarchs yeah fucking jesus christ hold on i'm just saying fucking the oligarchs it makes him like baton is spot on with this stuff you cannot trust these people that pig of baton doing that hold on bill fucking this dude zuckerberg 2016 tried to literally help throw the election for hillary clinton and now you're gonna be dude he's kind of big he does jets musk was chilling with obama musk is a bitch dude he was like my age and he he had all those deals with obama yeah he can't go back those guys don't know another life they don't know what poor is hell no think about what kind of fear that would instill in you if you didn't know what poor is i don't know what poor is how to be poor oh you would think poor i would go you would think poor is like the scariest thing of all time kill all of them you're saying that the population goes up i mean like i'm gonna lose money musk was laughing like musk errol i would love to talk to errol errol's talking about how they got they got driven to school in rolls's yeah and i mean dude the guy's like see they're slanging gems to fucking get by in philly dude owned a house like i mean he owned a frat house they don't know what they he they don't know what the fucking end of that road is the pain of not knowing that would terrify me like that that's what i'm saying you're better off that makes elites make way more sense to like how they want population control because like if you're that scared of being poor and then you're seeing people operate like think about what you would imagine they're doing to survive and then they're afraid of poor people yeah and then it makes a whole weird thing where they're like no you can't use my bathroom get out of here yeah they deny bathroom access and that will be spoken for in the next world when you try to pass from this body into heaven i hope that that's like at the pearly gates dude that one chick that um that one chick that in chichester that wouldn't let me go to the bathroom i hope she sees that on a replay yeah like oh no remember that hell you gotta wait for him to die say sorry to him right now yeah and he's gonna take a shit on you made up this thing called port-a-potty parties yeah that's what i was watching that uh oh shit gotcha you're trying to fucking murder me you might be a chai con bro you gotta watch out for you honestly take it back if you got a fucking ching chong ching chong i would wouldn't say a bad thing about you i really wouldn't what like if one day i rolled up and you're just like yeah this is lil like all right you're saying if i got an asian wife if you got if you got an asian wife and it was just like i literally i don't know it there's this thing i've wrote it down dude it's cool it's like this fucking effect like prevents in like that one book i'm reading about like incest taboos like my sister's from korea and yeah but i mean we're not blood related but like i don't i never wanted to like bang any of my relatives or anything and uh i might have deleted it fuck it's something called like it's like some effect it's like this coming from like white lotus or like nah it's in the one book that i'm listening to i might have deleted the fucking thing i wrote down there fuck anyway there's this whole thing and they study it and they study it and they study it and they study it and they study it in the kibbutzes where like they're all raised together where the fuck did i hear this i told you about it before yeah yeah yeah they're all like um they're all relate they're i don't have a dude fuck oh yeah might have it might have deleted it dude such a tease they all say that anyway they like did this they did this shit where it's like oh western mark effect yo western mark if you're raised with someone you literally like have it you build like a taboo in your own mind like it's like an evolutionary skill like to not ban it don't touch the red button don't don't do that yeah and like they study the kibbutzums like the little they're like um farm communes in israel and like none of them want to fuck each other it's a crazy fucking thing this is called the western mark effect but are they related no so it's like you can build incest taboo like we make incest taboos and they say it's like a cultural evolutionary thing but they're not related to the where it's like it keeps you from like interbreeding too much dying out what the fuck i was listening to something where it was like dude like they they're good for a few years we're talking about the island or something where it's like you can fucking bang your relatives for so long this dude's whole thing is like um and then you become infertile christianity decided to go six cousins so they went like they changed the world with this now this isn't like real evolution but it is changing genes yeah so there's all these bio um hacks that we've done through like making up brian johnson was like dude at least six cousin yeah and they started making up rules it's crazy shit i mean there's wild shit if you look in the history religion yeah i really respect christianity and all the other sun worshiping religions it's cool dude like there's a there's another thing they're talking about like um there's like there really is a female hive mind yeah uh so that's why social contagion is like a thing oh yeah um what dude started dressing like hoochie daddies one of the thing yeah hoochie daddy thing is a hilarious uh there's a thing where it's like when they invented that like a lot of cultures can't count past three so they go one two three many yeah dude that's the thing right then somebody i don't know if it's like the arabs or somebody they invented um abacuses so like once they had to visualize three like literally they had to visualize more than three yeah so then once dudes started having abacuses then they could internalize the abacus this changed a ton of people yeah for god knows how long to the point where when i was talking to the french dude before the stock market started before um they were like in like they brought in any kind of like electronic computers there were dudes that were india company shit no like i'm talking like fucking 1900 there was dudes that were doing in their minds they were beating the computer with a meant with a visual abacus in their mind on stock trades they were faster than the first computers it took like 10 years for computers to catch up to these like super jews that could count in their fucking heads they're probably used to travel space They're probably on the fucking spice. I started checking out incest taboos because of the White Lotus. Yeah. White Lotus, God to your fucking show, dude. Hats off to fucking Mike White. I'm still three apps behind. Wild, man. I fucked up. Literally like Billy Shakespeare stuff, like Oedipus Rex stuff. The guy's a lunatic. He's a lunatic. Crazy, man. I saw him. I was like, holy fucking shit. This dude's nuts. Yeah, it was crazy. I got into that. Also, I got into the digital rehab centers. They're real? They're a real thing that's going to start. So if you want to invest heavily, there's rehab centers. I mean, dude, that's like, there's dudes making money off. I think we could win the war against the worlds or whatever if you could break this. Dude, there's like, it's $90 a night per bed for the heroin addict centers. So dudes are buying old hospitals and just throwing beds in there. And for every bed, it's $90 a night. Phone addiction, it's too easy. I mean, that's just vacation. Yeah, I don't know. You know, this dude's book's cool because he's talking about how there's like a prestige bias. So when you're like a kid, you just like want to, you just look at the most prestigious people and mimic them. Obviously. That's cultural evolution. So like, we've like kind of beat out regular genetic evolution because we can do this as people. Yeah, just learn from the best. We kind of have a collective mind and we just aim for the best all the time. But it has, it's a double-headed sword. When suicides pop up, there's a suicide copycat type effect. Where that, that spreads like a contagion. And being a gangster. So like, um, when Kurt Cobain died, there was a bunch of dudes that were, that killed themselves. Right? So it's like a sympathetic thing. Yeah, yeah. But it's not like black dudes weren't doing it. It was like dudes that looked a lot like Kurt Cobain. Yeah. They mimic it. Some dude, some dude from LSU, a black dude, just fucking killed himself from the Tigers. He was going to be like one of the first round draft pictures of himself. Is he the guy with the NIL deal they were talking about? I have no idea. I just saw the ad. I was like, God damn. That's crazy. That's crazy. That fucking sucks. That's crazy, honestly. That and then, you know, that, that could also, that makes a lot of sense too for like the habits of people in the hood. It's like you're just mimicking the top earners. Hate on the spectrum, dude. Sorry, Billy McCusker, bro. I want to, I want to drive the T train so badly. We're good.