Oxford 3000 AND TOO

Good evening, gentle listeners, or watchers, and welcome. Too distractible! The sipsome. Boeing Barb doesn't know Kryptonian law, loves rectal, and starts semantic situations. Midden making mark gets poisoned by pricks, which himself goes urethral Lord's Warhammer, and maniacally directs Wade's bottom. Whitty Wade swallowed sausage, goes crawling, fears myocardial infarctions, the slinkerers, his yanghole, from superfan superman to caring less. It's time for Oxford 3000 and two. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello everybody and welcome to Superman's favorite podcast. You can't prove that it's not! Unless does he canonically have a favorite? Yeah, distractible. Super-de-duper man. Oh, I don't know enough about comic books to make this show. I asked him, and he told me where his favorite, superman's favorite. That's us. That's right, it's distractible. You talk to Superman? Yeah, we're buddies. On the rig. I go to his fortress of quietude, and I hang out with him in his cat, and we talk about podcasts, and it's just all true. That sounds like Superman. Kind of. It's made of dry ice. The cat? The cat. Yeah, the cat. Anyway, if you've ever seen distractible before, my name's Bob, and I'm the host, because I won the last one. There's two other guys here. They're competing to win this one, because then that means they host the next one. That's it. That's all the rules. There's no constitution or any other bullshit. It's just those three rules. Three, two. That one rule, really, is what matters. The people who will be competing today, as always, as only ever, are Mark and Wade. Hi. Hello. I thought we were just leading into the viewers today. You don't have to address the listeners. You can just, we could just do a sign language episode. I love the listeners, because I love ears. He's an ear man. We got an ear man over here. I'm an ear man. I don't know what my voice had to change to call you an ear man, but now you're an ear man. Last year, man, was in 1920. Before talkies came on the scene. No one needs those talkies. They need the ear man. In one ear, out the other, and you don't know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to go in balls. No, no, no, no. I don't like what just crashed into your 1920s. I don't know, not a fan of it. Whatever that was, I hated it. The penguin gun there, you know. The old transdicalanic Kentucky accent there. Anyway, welcome to the episode. How's it going, fellas? I have a game. I do have a game. I know everyone expects me to be unprepared, because I'm always unprepared. But I'm prepared. And the more I say it, the more true it becomes. But before we do that, how's it going? You guys got any small talk? Anything going on in your cool lives? Yeah, I do. So I went through some of the most devastating bowel exploding, body shaking, adverse reactions you've ever experienced. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? I know. There's one a few times. I'm familiar. What happened? I went. You hear that, guys? All right. Amy and I, we're going to travel soon. Both for our honeymoon and for other reasons. So it's like, oh, we need to get some travel vaccines, right, to go to certain places. You need certain vaccines. I go to this travel vaccine place, right? We'll name it, but it was fine. First one was fine there. And I went there because it's like, I don't know what's recommended to go to these places. So it's like, we're going here, here, here, and here. What do we need? And it's like, well, let me pull up your vaccine records. And it's like, oh, you haven't had your tetanus in the fucking forever. You haven't gotten a boost to it. Yeah, do you go to the doctor? And I'm like, well, I swear I go to the hospital a lot. But, you know, I don't usually, I guess I haven't really checked in on that. So I needed four for vaccines. Two new, two boosters. Well, three new, one booster or something like that. I don't know. They got the super syringe, you know, for the everything. Oh, the big juicer. Yeah, the every 10 year kind of mega one. It's normal size for Bob and I. But for you, it would look like that. Come on. Come on, man. Sorry, sorry. I hope that wheel spin doesn't come back to bite me later. Come on, man, come on. Yeah, I'm making note of the short joke. But it was really funny. Come on, man. All right, yeah, it was funny. So I get all mine to take it. Like a champ, you know, I didn't even cry. You know, four band-aids, bam, bam, bam. Two on each arm, right? Get home. I'm like, okay, I'll probably feel a little little funky. Because when I, when I got the COVID vaccine, you know, that was the last time I took one and I felt sick. Oh, yeah, that one always hits me too. Yeah, usually I take the flu vaccine. I don't feel that bad. But I started feeling a little queasy. And then my stomach started rumbling. And then I had the worst chills I've ever had in my life. I was under three blankets, one of which was a heating blanket. And I couldn't stop shivering. It was a heat wave here in Los Angeles. It was 95 degrees outside, sun blaring. I was laying out on my driveway. I felt comfortable. Like I could feel my body starting to cook. Like on the, the, the, well, I don't have a black top driveway. But it's like darker. And I was just like, oh, wow, this is kind of nice. And then I saw I was going to throw up. I couldn't tell if it was from the sickness or from, you know, just being in the sun like that. So I go in and draw a hot bath. It's laying that. And I'm just like, I can't get warm no matter what. The second, the second like I'm out of the heat, I just start shivering violently. So I go into a few state for about six, eight hours. I have no idea just on the couch under the heated blankets after the bath. And I was like, and we didn't have a thermometer. I wanted to know what my temperature was. Yeah, you might have been running a fever or some kind. That's a good, good call. Well, I bet I was like, I'm, I must be hitting a record, right? I want to get one twenty two Celsius. I got a high score here. I really, well, that was my only thought. Because I know if you get too high of a fever, you know, you, you should go to the high. Yeah, you did. Yeah, no hospital first probably. Yeah, but you should see if your body could take it first. Yeah, yeah. So what was unfortunate is I was sleeping it off and usually you notice if I sleep it off. And but Amy started to get worried because it was going on for so long as I was starting to woke up and I started feeling a little better. The chills finally went away and it was, it was funny because three blankets heated blanket felt comfortable. Oh my god, I'm dying from heat. Like it was boom instantly. I woke up like, ah, sweat. Like just just the entire couch was just so, because I was napping on the couch. Just like sweat everywhere instantly. So I must have been very, very warm. And so she gets it like she goes to, you know, the pharmacy to get me some gatorade because I'm like dying a thirst. I need some electrolytes. She comes back and we get the thermometer. And I'm like, I feel fine now at this point. I feel fine. So I'm like, it's probably going to be normal. Let's just check to make sure. I feel fine. I feel way less chills than I did before. 500 degrees. And that's what I felt fine. So I really must have had a high fever. Yeah, but if you hit like 104, you're like, you're close to the dying part and you're supposed to really get to the hospital part. Yeah, I probably, we'll have a thermometer now. I probably should have probably should have kept that around. Did you go wrecked or would you be a, are you a whist? Uh, one ear out the other. I go a whole, I go a urethral actually is what I have for my thermometer. Ah, that's the other, yeah, that's the good way. Yes, the only way to get an accurate reading. Yeah. Plus when you're done, you just, yeah, pee it back out. It's self-adjecting. You don't have to do anything. It's convenient. Uh, so that was my weekend. That's not great, dude. I'm glad you have a thermometer now. You might have set some kind of record. I might have, yeah. But this is the things like I've actually had time to have like weekends to myself. So, for some reason, the past few weekends, I just haven't been able to relax. And so last weekend was kind of the, what do they call it? The cream on the cake, the icing on the cake. It's the cream. It's the cream. The last, you know, just the cream. We did it on high temperature for a little bit. Mark is broke. He don't work no more. So, uh, I'm better now. Um, I feel great. I've had an upload schedule, which is nice. And everything else is going great. The minor heat-induced brain damage, you know, I can shrug that off. And, um, I'm good, man. I feel like I lost a few pounds in that time when I was, uh, going through that. Man, hold on. I need to go get these facts to keep telling me what you got. Yeah, just go to the doctor and say, like, "Get me the big one." "Get the big one." "Oh, I haven't had any." "I need that big syringe." I think it would have been the Typhoid one that got me. I think there's a Pokemon. Typhoid? Typhoid! Typhoid! Go! Typhoid, Mary! Go! Well, that was tasteless. Yeah, man. - Oh, I'm sorry, we can't make Typhoid Mary joke. - Honestly, I barely registered 'cause I was trying to think of my own joke. And then when you said that, I was like, I don't know if mine's gonna beat that. - I thought, oh, it evolves into Typhlosia, but I was like, that's a real Pokemon. Is that funny? Is it not funny? - Typhlosian? - Typhlosian? - Yeah. - Typhlosian, really? - I tend to starter, send the Quill, Velava Typhlosian, it's real, it's real, it's real. Mark, you smashed your past to Typhlosian at one point. - Did I? - It's like a fire ferret. I don't think I ever got its name. I think I just saw pictures. You looked at one, you know, you've seen it, it's real. - You don't need to know a name, just smash your past, I guess. - Well, we're glad you're alive. - Yeah, we're talking about how you barely almost died in the last week. - Apparently, yeah, man, yeah. - That's an adventure of its own kind, good job, surviving. - Thank you, thank you, I tried. - Wait, how did you almost die this past week? - I had five hot dogs. - In the week or in the one-- - One day! - Fuck yeah, man. - Over the course of a whole day or four hours? - Okay, this is either a really, you know, normal day, sad day, or were you in a competition? So I had three conies, I had three conies from Skyline. - Oh, those are tiny, but they have chili and cheese on them. - Sure, sure. - And then we went to my nephew had like a birthday get together and they were grilling out. Molly and I didn't have a lot of time 'cause we were gonna go see Project Hill Mary. So they were grilling out and they made the, whatever people are grabbing food. And there were just a few hot dogs. I was like, I'll just grab a couple hot dogs. And as I was eating them, I was like, wait, that's what I had for lunch too. Oh god, it's like I'm 15 again, I'm gonna die later. We ended up being fine. Transition though, Project Hill Mary was a fantastic movie. Really fantastic movie. Love the book, movie also fantastic. - So you've read the book? - I have, and the movie, I didn't get pissed off, watch the movie, I actually really enjoyed it. And usually whenever you read a book and immediately see a movie afterward, you're like, I can't believe they cut out my favorite thing. - But it was a really good, faithful adaptation. I really, really enjoyed it. So highly recommend, I won't say anything else about it on a spoil. I recommend reading the book and then see the movie, but whatever, very good. I have another update, what was it? That's right there, it's gone. Oh, I told Bob this, but Mark, you don't know this. I finally, finally last night, laying in bed. Molly was asleep. I finally got my hands on it. - What, where is this going? - I started Dungeon Crawler Carl. (laughing) - What's me is Bob Singh. But thank you for the attribution. - Well, I told him already, so I gotta tell you. - Wait, that's fun. Did you see the Reddit post? I was like, I get excited every time they mentioned books. And it's like, yay, Bob for mentioning Dungeon Crawler Carl. Yay, wait for reading Anmore's. Mark, you're there I guess. And I'm like, I read books all the time. I was like, I'm talking a bunch, what the fuck? Oh, come on. I was also excited about Dungeon Crawler Carl. - Mark clearly doesn't read like the other two educated ones. - Just 'cause all I read is Warhammer 40K, doesn't mean. - Yeah, no, not the man on the same podcast who's bragged about reading what must be several 100 Warhammer books. - Oh my God, at least. - It's the eye, it's gotta be a lot. - I think you've read more Warhammer books than I've read all books in the world. - Probably a friend so fucking many. - I think that's probably true. Because I've read mostly legal cases, if I'm honest. I don't know how to count those. But in terms of books, you're definitely kicking my ass. - I mean, probably not with Warhammer 'cause like there are only so many. But I read a lot in my life reading. It's how I got such a big vocabulary. - So I know so many words and use them for talking. - You like my words? - My out loud words. - Yes, yes, I make them with my mouth. That's a good word, mouth. - Good job reading, Wade. I'm glad someone here's finally reading a goddamn book. - Yeah, me too. My last and final, which is the same word twice update. - I don't know how you read such a small amount. Like this is not a judgey thing 'cause I do that. But when the first time I started reading Dungeon Crawl it was like, I was getting ready for bed. So it was like late at night. Like maybe it was 11 o'clock and I was like, I'll read for a little bit and then I'll get tired and I'll go to sleep. And I fucking read possibly the entire book before I slept. But I read all the way through like, easily three quarters of the book, possibly the entire thing in one sitting 'cause I started and I just got into it and got into it. And like, I'm like this and maybe you're not like this the same way, but like I couldn't stop. - No, I get that way. - I could literally I read until like five in the morning and then I was like, ah shit, the baby wakes up in a couple hours. I guess I should pass out. - Well, it's a lot less fun of a reason, but I've had trouble sleeping more than usual the last few weeks. I don't know if it's something actually going on or like mini panic attacks or what it is, but like all lay down and then all of a sudden, like you know if you like are sitting still for a while and then you get up and like you run up a flight of stairs or something, you feel even more out of breath like your heart's pounding more than usual. I've had a thing a few different nights, including night before last where I'll go to lay down and all of a sudden it's like, almost like my chest is burping or something, but like I'll start to feel like a weird sensation and then all of a sudden it's like, oh man, is my heart like, oh, is my heart rate right now? Is it nine million over 500,000? 'Cause it's pretty, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Why am I panicking? I'm fine. I just need to, let's just focus on something else. - Wait, you're dying. - Oh, okay, I'm dying. I stopped thinking about just thinking about anything else. Focus chest bound hard fast. - That kept me up till eight in the morning, two nights ago. So I was very tired last night. So I fell asleep easily because of that. - I've had this exact same thing. Not even exaggerating. It's like as soon as I lay down specifically, all of a sudden I can feel my heart. And I've had an Apple Watch when I was doing it back before they were sued out of their ability to do such things. - It was only blood oxygen that they got sued about the ECG thing, it still works. - Okay, cool. Well, I would do that and I would look at my heart rate and it would be like, it doesn't feel that crazy. And it was only reading ever like 105, 110, which is barely elevated. And it's like the EKG looked good as much as I can read one of those. And it said I was fine. But yeah, no, I don't know what that's about. I lay down and then some nights it's just, boom, boom. It's like someone's banging a drum in my chest here. Boom, boom, boom, it doesn't hurt or anything. It's just kind of like, well, that's weird and concerning. Not fun. And I've got, there's been a lot of things going on in life. I don't want to bring all of it up here, but I've had reasons to be like stressed about stuff. But like, at least on the conscious level, I feel like I'm okay. You know, I've had my moments. So I've had moments of happiness. I've shed tears. I've dealt with some of the things that we're dealing with. Maybe it's my subconscious or I don't know. But the heart is just the one thing. I, it scares me. Probably the most, 'cause I've had some family history of like, heart attacks and stuff. So I'm like, man, hope my heart's okay. So the heart pounding just really compounds. It becomes a vicious cycle of like, now I really can't calm myself down. So. - Well, do you have an Apple watch wait? 'Cause I, I don't know if it would help you, but I would recommend that. - Yeah, I do. I haven't, I haven't used it. I should probably use it again, but. - For both of you, what you're describing sounds like a thing I'm familiar with, it sounds like atrial fibrillations, which is not necessarily even a thing that would manifest on an EKG, especially on the Apple Watch, 'cause it's not exactly like a diodes all over your body. It's a type of one, but that is not necessarily a bad thing that can happen, but also if you're concerned about it, the doctor can check it out pretty easily. They will give you like a full diodes all over your body, EKG, get the full readings, like it's really easy. - I think I'm going to, I think I'm gonna do that. - If it is that, and I'm familiar with it, it feels fucking crazy. It kind of feels like you're like, "Oh, is this a heart attack?" My left arm isn't numb, so it must not be a heart attack. Yeah, yeah, no. - So I would say two weeks ago, a week ago, last week sometime, I don't remember exactly how long ago, I had this happen like two nights in a row. I went downstairs for a little bit, ate something, just kind of like changed my location, changed the way I was sitting and stuff, and it went away and went back upstairs, it was fine, able to fall asleep. But for whatever reason, night before last, nothing I did could make that go away. And so from like one 30 in the morning till a little after eight, just had that sensation. So I think I'm gonna have to call and go in and make sure there's nothing else going on. But I've never dealt with like extreme anxiety, except for like in specific scenarios, people just have anxiety. The closest I could relate is how people have described like panic attacks. This felt like a mini panic attack almost, but like, I didn't think those lasted for hours. I guess I don't know, I never experienced it. - Yes, Mark is raising his hand. - Teacher, teacher, I have your diagnosis. I've looked up online, I've put in all your symptoms. You have paroxysmal, superventricular, tacky cardio. - That sounds like a lot of bad things grouped together like that. - Yes, you don't wanna be paroxysmal. - Oh, good. - You don't wanna be superventricular. - Paroxysmal? - Yeah, P-A-R-O-X-Y-S-M-A-L. - Paroxys, per-- wow, what a word. - The heart's natural pacemaker and cynoatrial node generates electrical impulses that tell the heart to beat, but in a person with PSVT, you, the heart's steady rhythm undergoes sudden periodic paroxysmal. - Oh, that's what, disruptions. An errant electrical signal from above the ventricle, superventricular, Overrides the Sinowatrial nodes normal signal and creates a series of very fast heartbeats tacky cardia. The vast majority of PSVTs are not life-threatening, although in rare circumstances they can be dangerous, which is why people who experience repeated bouts of a racing heart should tell their doctor. We're practically already done that now. Ah, I guess so. I'm good. I'm going to go in now. Except for telling your doctor. Yeah, what web doctor has been told. Oh, that's true. That's true. Internet save him. I will also say the feeling like it's a panic attack thing. It can feel like, oh, I'm panicking. Oh, my heart is racing, but it can actually be an inverse connection. You can have like a physiologically-induced feeling of like panic attack because what's happening to your heart is making your heart race. And then that triggers a bunch of other stuff that that leads you. So it's not necessarily like, oh, I'm so anxious. It's making my heart race. It could literally be like, oh, I'm iron deficient or oh, like, oh, something else is happening. That is causing me to have this associated like emotional physiological reactions that feels like a panic attack or feels like anxiety or whatever. It's probably fine. Well, maybe ask your doctor and get it scanned. Maybe that will help. Maybe that'll help you feel less worried about it at least. I'll go get checked out. There wasn't a particular family event that occurred. And then it happens shortly thereafter. So I figured it was probably like subconsciously stress-induced, but maybe it's just coincidence. Either way, I should probably get it looked at, but it's been not fun. They'll tell you you're stupid and take your money. Don't worry about it. I'll tell you you're stupid and take less money. I'll tell you you're stupid for free. Am I in an ad? Can I pay you to tell you you're stupid? Is this the guru and then whatever Mark's title was? Oh, stupid, are we? That's why that's why I didn't read as much dungeon crawler Carl, because last night I was finally tired enough to sleep. I mean, that's fair, I guess, whatever. As the literate one of the podcasts, I expect more from you, but it could have been that the book was so exciting. You just couldn't. Your body was just oh, I was only going to read the first chapter. I ended up reading I think six. So like I did read more than anticipated because I didn't want to put it down. But sometimes you get like, especially late in a book, it's impossible to stop because like just everything in the stakes are always so high. But like early on, every now and then you reach a point in a book where you're like, okay, I really want to know what's next, but I feel like things are only going to escalate get harder. I've got to stop here or else I really won't be able to stop. And that's where I was with the book. I was like, okay, this is, I've gotten through the intro tutorial phase. Now whatever happens is probably going to get crazy. Let's stop here. Dude, shit gets nuts, especially the later book shit just gets nuts and more nuts and then nuts are and somehow nuts here. Yeah, I can tell you that feeling of like, oh, I'm finally through the tutorial phase. You keep having that. And it's one of the things I like about the series is, I feel like there's a constant thing of like, okay, now we're through like the prologue. Now we know what's happening. And then you'll read a few chapters and you're like, I'm fucking, no, this is still prologue. There's still like, how is it getting crazy? Anyway, it's fun. You guys want to play a game? Sure. It's easy. Yeah, I'll play easy game. We've played it before. Oh, no, wait, no, hold on. No, no, no, listen, there's no questions. It's not like that. This is a different kind of easy game. One easy, remember this paragraph and recite it by memory. Uh, close. While singing and rhyming. Oh god, no. Not that close. Okay. Honestly, I had several titles written down, but I kind of want to call this one the easy 3000. You guys remember when we played the game with the Oxford 3000, the words and the saying the backwards. Oh, yes, yeah, yeah. Say, say, you see, see, that's not, that's just Spanish. Say, yes, backwards. Yes, backwards. Adios, but backwards. Say, say, say, say, yeah. This is the easy 3000. How well do you guys remember that game? Pretty good. Remember the words that you had to say backwards during that game? Do we get points if we do? It was in October. So I'd be really fucking surprised if you did. Anyway, don't worry. You probably, you probably don't have to say most of them backwards, because I did come up with a new thing. Do we say sideways instead of backwards? Not that makes sense. Say it sideways. Say it sideways. No. Say a word. Say any word sideways. And I'll give you a point. Yeah, that's it. That's the word. Any sideways. I got it. I got it. I got each other. For the listeners, Mark just stood up and physically turned his head sideways. Oh, damn it. You know what? That's a point. I said what I said, creative genius. This is kind of like a mix of a bunch of games, because that's all I do is look at what I've already done and try and find ways to rehash that. So it's kind of like the Oxford 3000. If you haven't a remember those words, if anything sparks, maybe that will be helpful to you. The game that we're going to play today with this is not dissimilar to a game they used to play friendship. No. Okay. I think it was. I think it was. Yeah. Well, and I'm allowed to lie to you. The game we're going to play today with the words. Yeah. Okay. It was. It was. But I can tell you who's word it was. So there. If you're ruining stuff already. Who's lines in anyway, they used to think play a thing called direct director. Anyway, they would do a scene and then one one of the cast members was a director and they'd come out and be like, do it French. And this is kind of like that. But if you had to guess a word, there's going to be a word you're the person giving the clues is going to be allowed to offer one word at a time as a direction. So it's kind of like hotter colder. But if Mark has a word and Wade starts and Wade is like friendship, Mark can be like science here or French or higher. Whatever. You say any word you want. If you think it will help. And we have to say it like that. Not more French. I mean, that's my idea. It's not. I'm not going to like docky points if you get creative with it. But the the notion is it's like the direction, right? And they're always like, do it more like a noir film or whatever. Like the ideas for it to be kind of like that. You're supposed to give clues, but they have to be short. And you can't just be like, the word is this. Say this word. You will get in trouble if you do that. Anyway, every time I explain my game idea lately, the more I say about it, the more I'm like, man, that's a super idea. I shouldn't have committed to this. But it's too late now. I'm going to flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. And whoever goes first, they say a word. And the other person has to guide them to the correct word by the French or high clues. That's it. Yes. Whoever goes first guesses any word that they want. And the other player has to give them direction. One word direction at a time to try and basically hot and cold their way toward the correct word. Lady is weighed. Lion is Mark. It doesn't mean anything about who you are. That's just how I decided in the moment. Editors make me a lion. Mark's a lion. Lion goes first. I heard the train fool. What are they doing to me? It's too bad they made of the cowardly lion. So Mark is guessing first. Wade, I'm going to give you your first word to play with. Okay. Oh, that's not the piece. I just looked at my paper and saw a bunch of other words. It was like, what did I write down? Oh, no, no, that's a different word. So I'm not acting any of these. Am I or? No, you're just guessing. You're trying to guess the word. And Wade wants you to guess the word. So I start with the word and he'll guide me. If you, if it helps, these are all words from the Oxford 3000 list of words. That does not help. There's approximately 3000 options that it has to be from. But Wade, I set you a chat with your first word and Mark when you're ready. Avalanche. People here. Sure. Stan Pied. I like this already. That's going to be fun for me. Antenimiar. Standing room, hopefully. You heard me. You heard me. It's hyphenated. Standing room only. Yeah. Standing room only. People here. Think of the same clue twice. Sure. I think you think it will help. Yeah. Theater. Individualer. Bathroom. Svinkderer. No. You sure? You sure about that? No, Colin. That's wrong. I have no idea what you think. That's good. I don't know, man. Your clue is Svinkderer. Maybe it will help you. Baby, I'm wrong. Diarrhea? Mussellear. But. Arm. Arm. Arm. Arm. Arm. Arm. Arm. I don't know, man. I'm panicking. I'm just, I'm going to - I'm gonna find a way to get here. - Body builder. - Oh, interesting. - Interesting. - Trates, er. - Okay, it doesn't have to have the er on it. - Oh, good. - It doesn't make sense. We could try, that's already not working. I accept that. - Trates. - Ego. - Different. - The schvinctor of the ego. (laughing) - Rewind. - Okay, to Ego. - Physicaler. - Mawging. (laughing) - One second. (laughing) - Wait, it. - Well, actually, I don't know if I have a gnome. - No. - Not here to finish. (laughing) - Or is that the more no? - No. (laughing) - Ah, fuck, okay. - So physical of Ego. - Ah, weights, ah, purpose, strength, opposite. - Weakness. - No. (laughing) - Oh my god. - Is that it? (laughing) - I knew I'd get us there, buddy. I got, I listen. - Schvinctor. - Schvinctor here. - Well, you said bathroom. And I was like, how do I get from bathroom to our body? It's a muscle, the schvinctor's a muscle. You can have muscle weakness. - Can you have sphincter weakness? - You sure can. - Yes, you can have sphincter weakness. That just doesn't make any sense. - Well, I didn't know how to get there, man. - Can I have sphincter surgery? - Shrinkter spasms? - Listen, you can judge, but I drove the car. Why don't you park the directions and he drove the car there? - If sitting in the back seat, while the accelerator is stuck to the floor and just ending up accidentally crashing, into the correct answer, counts as driving the car, you drove it there, maybe. - I did. I'm gonna be so much worse at the other side of this. - Have you ever seen that video, the rally car driver, where the assistant's like, you have to listen to my calls. - Left, left, left, sooner, time left, left, right, turn right. - It's very funny. I have not. I don't know which one's which here, in that one, but that's what it felt like. - Well, Mark, you're now waiting. You're turned to guess and Mark, I'm gonna send you a word. - I'm ready. - On your guess, Wade. - Apple? - Let's shmeagle. - Apple. (laughing) - The word is, Apple-like Patrick Warburden. How did you get that? (laughing) That's so specific. - All right, let's, let's shmeagle mountain. - All right, I see how this is gonna be difficult. All right, okay. - Opposite. - Valley. - Good. - Okay, I'm gonna talk to you like a director. (laughing) - Oh yeah, you know how to do that. Where's your hat? Does your hat help? - Uh-huh, uh-huh, hat. Hat. - Damn. - Not that hat. - So we're at Valley, right? Okay. - Lower. - Crust. - More ethereal. - Well, I'm gonna look up ethereal. (laughing) - So it's just, wait endlessly googling everything Mark says. - I didn't know, Mog, Moga, whatever you said before. - Mogging. We've talked about Mogging. - Lower than the Valley, more ethereal. - Or, uh, esoteric might be a better word for you, more esoteric. - Now, Wade's a philosophy major. He knows what esoteric means. - I know esoteric. - Of course it knows esoteric. Uh, tunnels? - Back up a step. - Valley. Crust? (laughing) - Valley Crust. - Back up another step. - Mountain. - Oh, wait, fuck. - Valley. (laughing) - Yes, sir. - All right. (laughing) - Gen and yang. - I don't like that word. - Forest? - Get back up step. - Valley? - One, or mountain? (laughing) - Forward. - Crust. - What? - No! (laughing) - Valley. Mountain Valley Crust. - Valley? - Valley. (laughing) - Stay, Valley. - Now, back up. - Back. (laughing) - Just listen to me. I'm your director. Just listen to me. Don't listen to the rules. Listen. Back. - Valley. - What? - Why? - Why? (laughing) - For the listeners who I've just scooted away from his microphone. Mark told him to back up. I got you boss trust trust trust trust trust trust her trust her back. Valley back back up Valley back up Mount not mountain So back up I did he said no before mountain mountain Valley and I said good go bet just please please mountain yeah yeah all right Forward valley yes, okay back up mountain go down valley good Now Yin and Yang Ork I see exactly what you're getting at and I can tell you I think we both know that's not gonna work here Come on best yet he can do it he can do this. I'll give I'll give Mark I'll give Mark an assist because I'm talking so much anyway He's having you go backward and then forward Yeah, I see that the mountain the valley the mountain the valley there get the ever Yin and Yang they go together conceptualize it Go from mountain to valley from mountain to valley Conceptualize it. Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out if it's An area in between if it's the concept of the whole whole The Yin and Yang they come together to form a whole a whole circle our brains work very differently. I'm sorry Hey, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. All right. Let's let's uh More differentially to her horror Oh i believe if you would out in valley mountain valley Yin and Yang Altitude All right, let's shake it up more Negate no not He's already hidden you with like you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I'm scared I tried something different any anything or any anything or darkness love it beautiful. That's great. Is that my clue? No, I'm complimenting you. This is not your clue. Oh, thank you. It's such a good choice. That's great choice He's not patronizing you. It's a good choice. You just sound mark is okay Lumin er Oh Gray good good Good This is good. I don't know how I'm gonna get there. We're gonna get there. We gotta believe there's genius in that gray There's genius. Not easy being either side of this. I'm learning pot of gold or Yeah, uh-huh. I'm trying to think like wait here supernatural After life her ghost Let's back up. Let's back up mountain. Yeah, okay Gray Whoa, I got you on the road wrong track. Let's just let's go back to what we were doing before, okay I swear we can get there. Okay, how far back of my going mountain or like mountain just mountain mountain valley Right, okay. All right, so I want to explain so badly, but I won't because I would betray it lower Hell good good very Yin Yang very Yang Yang love that lower level. Okay, you getting it right. You're getting it. You're getting it Bottom ur Cavern cavern Feel it. So I want you to feel that feel that for sure Oh, no, okay, okay, we're then hell bottom Hmm great great great great Staying right there, but mixing it up or Rock bottom mix it up. Yeah. Oh, man. Uh, base Conceptualizer. No, don't give up you're right there. You're right there. You're right there. You're right there. I'm right there Believe in you how bottom bottom a hell base Everything word I'm thinking of takes us further away creation Ah, wait. Yes, architecture. We're architecture. Yeah, architecture. We're God Building the re-rear. I mean, they make specific buildings in hell because I don't know the answer to that Get out of hell. Oh, get the fuck out of hell. Okay, I'm leaving hell Leave it help base foundation foundation's good. I like that foundation's good. Okay. All right. How's your basement? Descript shinier those story with a pool in a nice fence good, but succinct deer suburban Trendier trendsier Stucco stucco stucco stucco Wait, it's not exactly up on his architecture trends. I guess Frank Lloyd right. Well, that's okay. Okay, Frank Lloyd right. I'll take that opposite or opposite skyscraper. No, no, no, no Frank Lloyd right got a lot of cantilever'd what's your collets and do hikies and It's got many many details and things modern. Okay. Yes. Yes. Oh my god continue we are future Moral or not more, but you know continue with your again or what is what's the term for like the simple Empty bullshit I don't know that's the funny Oh Oh, she splashed out a little bit minimalist Okay, okay, who's this great. He's great. I mean I would love that but minimalism. Oh, I'm really good at this Abstractor abstractor. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hold on hold on. I'm feeling you Mountain. No, hold on abstractor than minimalism. It's less conjugation Min mini Or say mini miniature Men Miniature mini minimal minimize minimize Minimalist minimalist minimalizing I don't know what you guys want from you guys like that close you show you oh my god You have no idea minimum Minimum Minimum I think the game here is how many of these can you do before you just die? I Would have never gotten there from mountain and valley Yein and Yang I understand where you're going now, but I don't think I would have ever connected that what set architectures tell where it's real What's that word for that? Yeah, the sad thing is is whenever we do something architecture I thought of it. I was like yeah, there's that one where you don't own like anything It's real simple. I can't think what that's called almost move on to a different one. I could wait right. Oh I just couldn't think of the word for it. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair I was really yet because I was like okay mountain opposite valley. All right. Let's start down feeling this Positive negative thing. Good job, buddy. You did good. You got me there Probably is if our brains works the same That's why it's the easy three thousand man. All you have to do all right. I'll get him to the next one. I'll get him on the next one Oh, yeah mark you have to start it. That's right. I also need to look at the word. Okay any words you want, buddy Does he have it? I got it. Pillow I see one path here. That is so easy. Please don't fumble this I will I will fumble this but like in a way that I think is great Okay, good more face We go well Did I said you're the right word hang on? He did just trust me. Trust me. I don't trust you continue Face pillow. I don't want to give it away too much like I feel like there's like where I could sit would really give it away But you're allowed to succeed quickly It doesn't have to be painful. The joke is not that it has to be painful It's that it is painful sometimes. It's allowed to be as easy as it seems. That's okay. Oh Edibuller Edibuller. I mean fine Marshmello healthier Macron healthier more yogurt more organic Organic yogurt more natural milk more Vegetation, do you know words them in cotton or edible? Care it. Oh, okay sweeter rhubarb more tree Fruit more exact apple. Oh What a great run more face more face Lay on the back of your head you need to get to the face and then then what goes in it. Oh I can't help the way my brain works wait the word that you wanted for Thing though is edible sweeter and more vegetation is called fruit Word is fruit Good God pillow fruitier. He might have just said apple because the more the top three fruit you guess is like apple banana and strawberry That's like cheating and we don't want that. I guess that's fair. I just thought I thought fruit was just too big of a jump from pillow See, this is the thing though. I'm like it can be easier and Wade says can it though Yeah, I guess okay, I guess in my brain like I'm trying to play off the word He used to like get there rather than just like fuck whatever you said. It's a fruit like that I don't know that felt I felt like I had to guide him from pillow more than just and I appreciate that I appreciate that I do I mean you can do that Okay, well, we've been playing wrong. I think at least I have look that's this is the glory of these games that I make you guys play and don't Ever let enforce myself to participate in you can play it however you want I'll just wait. Mark and I will remember one day. We'll make you play. Yes, I doubt it. You're probably right We'll think about remembering. Wade, guess a word. Oh, okay, Mark, you ready? Yeah car Alive or Giraffe shorter Corgi bigger sheep bigger Buffalo Smaller German shepherd actually I retract my smaller for some reason I thought of a rhino when you said buffalo Buffalo are pretty big. I don't know how but I don't know how they compare size wise more aggressive I'm thinking of buffalo hippo more aggressive lion American ear bear I knew I could tell you were stuck in Africa I could tell you were just like in this in the Savannah just except for sheep and Corgi What if it's bigger than that? It's an Africa. I did intend to do another round But I don't know. Oh, we're so quick now. We're on a roll Yeah, well, I sort of I didn't realize the one would be the longest round and then everything else would be so easy It turns out getting me to minimal was a problem minimum Fuck are you guys up for one more? Do you have the energy to do us another round? I can do no wait. I am sending you your word Now you get to be on this side of one of these. No, no, don't have fun cloud More man-made Smog More technological power plant More personal home generator more entertainment tv more Screen theater more resolution VR more ratio more ratio. Is that what you said? You sure? Okay, all right, you know, uh camera more viewing window more display monitor more Options microscope That's more than one word more monitor. I want so desperately to help you wait. I could see I could see it Display more specific LG 4K OLED display monitor more 4K 8k More Specific more options. I'm trying to think of words. I'm not used. I think I use both of those i max more changing Oh Two three five widescreen More Okay, okay, all right every every film and display term. I know I'm just gonna start rambling them off. Okay, viewfinder I say the same thing twice Bob. Yeah, give the direction you want man more ratio Who do you mean more ratio? The one we're gonna get here. I don't know. A side draw effect that it's not working I think that's actually not a bad direction way. And I'm gonna laugh at you either way, but I can see the vision. - Her brains just work so different. - Split screen. - More 1080? - High definition. - More colon. (crying) (laughing) - Oh, colon. (laughing) - Oh fuck, that's so. How does that seem so stupid, but actually makes sense. - I don't know if you know if you know the answer, but not if you don't. - No, it's so hard. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I'm getting it. I got it. - Uh-huh. - 16 by 9. - Uh, more term. - 1920 by 1080? - Less number? - 4 by 3. - Uh, more. - Relationship. (laughing) - 25, 60 by 1440. - All right, we're gonna try this the third time. More ratio. (laughing) - That will do it, yeah, there you go. I'm getting right to it. - Mark, use everything that you know about those things you were saying. - Everything I know about those things, I was saying. - Especially some of the numbers. - Some of the numbers. - But maybe only the shorter numbers. - Shorter numbers. - Okay, all right, one to one. More perspective? - That's, oh God. I feel like I have the one that will get in there. Just say what I'm thinking. Say the words I'm thinking quick. - I don't know what word you're thinking. - Geek. - Less specific, or words. (screaming) (laughing) - Is it in the room with me? Is it in my room? - Less crazy. (laughing) - Is it in my room? - I don't know if this is the kind of game where I can answer those kinds of questions. - You know what, man? Just play the game however you want. I believe in you. - I feel like I'm leading over the wrong, rewind. - All right, rewinding. One to one. - More general? - Square. - Different term. - Aspect ratio. - Hey. - First word. - Aspect? - Aspect, yeah. - It's aspect. - I've been trying to get you to aspect from ratio for a long time. - More ratio. (laughing) - More specific, more numbers. - I thought that was a good clue. You were giving me ratios. I just couldn't get you to tell me that they were ratios. - Were you saying more ratios? - Oh my God, they were ratios. - I know how else do I tell you? What's the term to get you just to tell me the term? Mauritios? - Well, Bob, what was the word you had in mind? - When he was like 16 by nine, four by three. One to what I would have been like the more word. And he might have said square, but that was where you had to work from. Take him directly from the aspect ratios. He's listing. 'Cause you kept pushing him to be like more ratios. And then he kept going from aspect ratios to resolutions. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm gonna stop you there. I said more ratio. That was never a plural. - Whatever, whatever. Once he got away from the ratios, then you were like, describe it. And he was like, the shapes, the resolute. You needed to catch him on the ratios and then be like, that but words. - Aspect is just such a hard word to get someone to. - That is a tough one. Yeah, that I can see why that's tough. - Whenever you were listing off like all the aspect ratios, I was like, we just need to get from specific to general. - I get it, I get it. I see. - Yeah, I thought that was tough. - That was tough. - I was sort of forget to keep in mind that I designed these games to be fun for me, 'cause that's my main motivation. But I don't want you guys to kill each other. And I feel like I'm creating attention. - I don't feel any kind of attention. I more so feel like I'm failing to describe accurately. I'm like, we're right there. I just don't know how to, I don't how to slide him sideways. - Listen, we, Mark and I have been on both sides of this. We understand the hard parts of describing and guessing. - Okay, he's giving me my word. - Oh, okay. - I think we can get this. - All right, pizza, more location, restaurant, more vague, city, more vague. - I wish that my brain was functional, so I could think of the term trying to think I'm just gonna say country. That's not what I'm hoping to go for. - More vague, land, care less. - Police, care less. There, care less. - Somewhere. - More options. - Some place. - More options. - Wherever. (laughing) - Holy shit, man, oh my God. - I don't know how but like that, I was with you. I don't know. - You guys just locked in so hard on that one. - That was great. - Wow, you're great. - I think Mark has had to give clues about 10% as much of the time as he has had to be guessing. You got bear and wherever so fast. - That was just fair, you know. I think you gave us an easy one with bear and apple, but you know, minimum and wherever are such out there concepts. What were the ones I had? I've had. - You had weakness, apple and aspect. - Swink or weakness. - We can listen to aspect, those are tough to get to. - Those are tough, yeah. - Mark had minimum and wherever, which I feel like I thought would be comparably tough. - To be honest, I don't know how we got to wherever. I just didn't, I ran out of terms. I was like, what else is- - See, that was a strategy I thought was gonna happen a lot more. Mark got you headed with some momentum and then he was just like, care less, even less, less care and that like drove you so far in the right direction that he got you. He just made a lot of progress really quickly. - I can't deny, I was out there and I was like, I can't care too much more, he told me to care less. And I'm not gonna lie, you both lighting up at somewhere, had me thinking some or where we're part of the word. - It was amazing, it was. - You guys look like the sloth and that one was Zootopia where he was like slowly smiling. - I hope other people than me enjoy that, but I love that was a good time. - Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure they will. - Wade, you were in points for- - What happened? - So I think I got a short joke, which we'll see if that comes back to bite you. See if your body can take it about Mark not taking care of himself, what he probably almost died from a fever. You're a Weenermann, sphincterier. You got a point for weakness, ample and aspect, but you also got points during the gameplay for, oh, well, what's that architecture style? Where are you? There's nothing. - And it's, I was like, what are the odds? That's the word, I just can't think of. And also you got points for more face, more ratio, which gives you a total of 10 points, but one of those is a short point. So let's see what happens with that, Mark. You are in points for super syringe, cooking yourself in the heat wave you survived. Just impressive. You're in a literate loser because Wade and I both read books. You said a word sideways, which I didn't think was possible. You also got points for minimum bear and wherever, and I gave you point four. Let's go back to them, take your back to them. - Forward, back to it, back. - Good, good, good. - That gave Mark a total of nine points off the rip, which I got to be honest. I felt like I was giving Mark more points, but I think it was just more painful to give Wade points because most of his were from, thank you. I was laughing. I was laughing so much that it hurt and also my brain hurt. Anyway, let's see how many bonus fins we have today. I always get to feel so good about my success on this show. - Two spittery nose. Well, that couldn't possibly be bad for me. - Couldn't be, no way. - I am going to add coolest illness since last episode. - You're gonna give it to Mark's crazy fever or my crazy heart. - It's probably the fever this time. It's almost dying, it's pretty cool. - We'll see if I make it back for next week, otherwise I hope I get that point. - Hey, if you actually die, I feel like that point's yours by default for the rest of eternity, so. - That makes sense. Too bad Bob, you can't die, you're immortal. - I know, I put a point on the board, I'll never get unbelievable. Spitting number one of two, and the words are so small, I can't really tell what it's gonna be. - Never mind. - We'll fill in. (laughing) I mean, I can't tell if Mark's surviving a very serious illness is a demonstration of his will to live, or the fact that you did not seek out any medical attention, or even take your temperature when you were thought, yes, a severe fever is a demonstration of your lack of will to live. - I would have, I would have. Really feeling we're just riding off my heart issues here, but yeah, that's fair. - I don't think there's a question of your will to live though. You, clearly, you wanted to live. You were concerned about living. If Mark's thing was a demonstration of his will to live, I think he survived a potentially more serious situation and had more will to live. I don't know, that feels like a stretch. - If that's too close, we can spit again, but I feel like-- - You're the judge. - My heart wants to give it to Mark because I'm heavily biased towards him. - Hey, is that an insult to me? 'Cause you said you're heart? - Yeah, take that. - Okay. I mean, that just ties us up. So honestly, that makes it worse for you and the long run. I'll take it. - Nothing bad can happen. There's still another spin. Someone has to get a point. It certainly won't be me or the listeners or viewers. (laughing) - Amy has a point potentially on here or something. - What about minus 7% to one man show? - Let's not do that. (phone ringing) - Man. - Oh. - Oh shit. - None of us lied though. - A short joke point is not a lie point, is it? - No, it's a separate thing. - Is this a reason or no point? - Usually it's the judge's choice, but-- - Oh, I know which one I would prefer it to be. I should tell you that. - Oh, Mark, hold on, yeah, Mark, we were talking about this, so we could-- - It's only a 23% chance of a one man show right now. - That's not that huge. - Yeah, it's only basically a one in four almost. - I mean, I would 100% respawn if it were me. - I'm gonna respawn. Yeah, I don't know why I was leaving my faith to you guys. I don't wanna do that. - Hey, it's the one that would totally fuck up. - Oh, no, I think it's probably Mark today, isn't it? - Oh, wait, yeah, actually. - Yeah, I think it's already a gimme. - Actually, yeah, you do kinda just blend into your-- - Well, but wait, distractable poster, blue. - But by quantity, I think I think I've got this. - Yeah, I think Mark has that, actually, I don't think we-- - Oh, those are like, totally identical. Those are totally identical. - Yeah, it's definitely. - Okay, well point to Mark. Which means, Mark wins. - Yay! - The come from behind victory. - He deserves it. - Oh, I didn't even see you pull off the coin. - I didn't recognize any of us saying that word were not supposed to say unless we meet it during this episode, but I'm sure it happened. - You should have made it one of the words we have to get to. That'd been really funny. - Oh, that's a good idea. - It's way funnier than anything I put in my game. I'll forget to do that when we do Oxford 3000 and two. Anyway, congratulations, Mark. Wade, would you like to give your loser speech? - I wanna say, aspects and weakness, very difficult words, but you know, Mark and I got there. Minimumum, and whatever the other words are, I had to get to with Mark bear, and then that third one, tough, but we did it. We did it, wherever. And I'm proud of us for succeeding in a very difficult challenge with some really difficult words that have at least two syllables. So I leave today with my head held hung. I'm hung and high. - He sure are, man, sure are. - Oh, I meant to throw this in before, Mark before your winner's speech or glorious winner's speech. I didn't wanna give the context of those were all words from the original Oxford 3000 video, but I switched whose words were hoomsts. I think all the words that I had Mark guessing Wade previously had to guess and vice versa. So those were all words we had previously dealt with. - Not a single one of those came back to mind at all as I saw them. - Yeah, well, I thought on the long shot that one of you could remember, free point for you, because you deserve it. Mark, winner's speech. I am very happy to claim this win more for myself and less for my opponent. 'Cause as the winner, I naturally would be happy for myself and honestly, that's the natural order of things. As you can see, I read a lot of books and I know a lot of words and I use them sparingly, which is a word I read in a book. - Thank you for the win. - Congratulations to Mark. You will thusly be hosting the next one. Make sure you check out Distractable.shop. There might be merch there. There's probably merch there. Make sure you check out Wade at Lordminion77 or Minion777, Mark is Markiplier, I am my skirm. Follow the show and remember, it's one episode a week on Monday for a little bit here. 'Cause Mark's gonna have a nice honeymoon and Wade and I are gonna sleep more or whatever we have going on. 'Til next time, thanks so much for watching. That's the end of the episode. Look forward to Mark's episode, the next one. Podcast out.