Our Worst Fight

What's up guys, we'll go back to views That was a good view so you know the energy is high up in this bitch Natalie's here if you didn't hear by her cough Jay it John is here and Jason Nash we are all here together yeah the Avengers of the views Bob do you guys yesterday was 420 did you get high no I went to oh yesterday okay oh we posted the vlog yeah yesterday on 420 coincidentally people really liked it great thank the Lord yeah people were like why was he bitching about this on the podcast a lot of podcasts comments yeah I saw cheering about this on the podcast like appearing about this on the podcast bitching about this isn't good it's funny yeah I love wouldn't podcast people go over to YouTube I love it too I love like yeah that's why I do like talking about that the YouTube process because then people are like you start with some podcast I like I can't really like those comments yeah but yeah people liked it which was really really exciting but I also think this last vlog was a little more like it's a good one it's more exciting than when I when I'm planning for sure yeah exciting one it's a big try we did a lot of shit big truck there's gonna be a lot of live vlogs where we're just chilling in LA I know people are like yeah Dave you said about the last one I try not to be really lit but just prepare yourself it's gonna get boring sometimes like I said it could be too just making a sandwich yeah I try to not click bait it like a really hardcore yeah so I said I'm quitting dot dot dot again yeah then Ferris who's like a producer kind of oh I'm quitting dot dot for ready and slip there quit multiple times I'm quitting dot dot dot again kind of I'm quitting dot dot dot kinda and then Ferris our producers like what the fuck are you doing like do you want people to watch it and then he changed it I thought the same thing when I saw that why I thought you should change it but then I wasn't sure I said then I saw it was the same and I was like oh me I'm quitting and it became our best video in our last ten videos oh it's great yeah it's great but like at the expense of like pretty hardcore clickbait so I was like I don't know there's a reason I didn't want to just do I'm quitting right because I'm quitting my style and like as as much as I like that I addressed it immediately in the video I felt I don't know yeah you addressed it within like the first ten seconds yeah for three seconds but yeah I don't know but Ferris changing he's like you just got to keep listening to me I get it dude I get it but we went to go film a bit yesterday Jay thank God you weren't there we have it oh dude you were trying to film a bit I know I said no more bits but we had this one idea for a bit I was like I really want to go shoot it yeah his Ilya's idea and I mean do we say what has to do it yeah because I feel like the podcast yeah people will be like yeah so it's basically a similar bit to what we were gonna do with the okay so we did this drinking bit we're like it's me and Alex from Sanelia we hire a driver in the Rolls Royce the driver drinks and then the drivers in the backseat of the car and then the next driver that we call drinks because we have to keep calling new drivers because our drivers are getting drunk yeah so we had a similar idea that has to do with like ambulances coming and picking us up after drinking it's really funny idea I was really excited to do it and we were all we all called saddle rancher really can we film this at saddle and our guy there who works there's been the manager for like ever was like yeah go for it but it's I but it's our fault at the end of the day because I don't think he understood what we wanted to shoot right so the the bits very similar to that to that bit except it's Zane being resuscitated from drinking so many times yeah so an ambulance driver comes like two paramedics pull up and ambulance to resuscitate Zane then they'd end up they resuscitate him he comes up to like celebrate you save my life they end up drinking right is another heart attack right and then they can't save him anymore because they've been drinking so new ambulance has to come got it keeps going till there's ten paramedics we got ten paramedics and then we got five ambulances oh wow I think I DJ it was crazy outside the saddle ranch it was a lot and so so we're outside a saddle ranch stuff ambulances are there and Elias and we're inside saddle ranch we're beginning to shoot and one of the moments Ilya has to scream somebody call 911 oh no and that's when the manager of sounders is like whoa what's going on here and then and then we're like it's okay for our next shot we just have to like bring in like a like a strencher like a strencher like you can't send a strencher through like an active restaurant like there's people you hear right and she was like everybody like in the restaurant too like really didn't go a fuck like saddle ranch is like kind of the best like crowd for that where they just like they're there to eat their burgers and their wings they don't really care and ride the bull yeah so it was really funny like the way she's explaining it no six tables were busy yeah but like the way she was explaining it made sense it's like you can't just bring a strencher through the restaurant like it made sense but like when you're there it was it felt like we could right right and then yeah we kept doing that and then we want then we wanted this ambulance to start coming in one by one until there's five yeah and all five pulled up at the same time just so we can meet all the paramedics there's 10 paramedics in total she's just like what the fuck is going on the lights were on oh my god she's like she the manager of the sounders could not be nicer yeah it was crazy crazy she's like listen I'm so sorry like we really want to be accommodating but like it's we just kind of have to like clear this like with the higher ups yeah because like five ambulances outside of a bar in West Hollywood yeah will spoof people on sunset yeah you're totally right like you're a hundred percent right people are gonna think like somebody died you know there's there's almost got that walk by and he was like oh four bodies yeah like no they're just filming something and then it hit me like oh wow okay so people are gonna be like what's going on here right so so yeah we had the ambulance go and at the same time we're trying to film this chief keep pulls up in his Lambo okay trying to take pictures outside of Sal Ranch and outside of the bull okay okay and I'm like yo what he calls me over's like David come by and I'm like yo chief keep what's up I was like nice to meet you and then I go back inside and I'm like to Ilya I'm like yo chief keeps outside and Ilya is like you know you've met him before I'm like what yeah and he's like you've been to his house yeah and I was like oh my fuck I'm such an idiot so go back out and then chief keep before I can even start talking he's like yo apparently we met before he forgot to he forgot to and I was like to know I was like it's really funny we're both like not on each other's radars with what we do yeah but we know of each other yeah so we both kind of forgot about that moment it's really funny but then we're we're reminded that I've been to his house with Shelby and Sandy because he loves Shelby and Sandy's art so anyway chief keep is like doing his thing there trying to take pictures so now so a lot's happening outside of Sal Ranch right and then at the same time someone outside of Dobrik's it's 420 so one of those robots that's delivering food yeah like is in the way of one of the cars so a kid grabs the robot and kind of like throws it over oh my god onto the road that causes a car accident between two cars that's what it was yeah and one of the robots so now four cop cars come no to assess this damage outside of Dobrik's another four cop cars that are real are at Dobrik's next or Sal Ranch has four ambulances that are fake there's a real situation going on outside of Dobrik's oh my cuz there's a car accident everybody's completely fine which is like a fender bender but I think it's being like no one knows whose fault it was because there's a robot involved yeah so then cops had to come and be like what is this autonomous creature like whose fault is it so the lot going on and then at the same time cheap beef is there like lighting up a blunt like trying to get a picture he's like he's like yo Dave can I use the ambulances I'm like I don't know right now cheap beef so fucking stressed but it was yeah it was really funny yeah chaos it was chaos it like I kind of reminded me of like like kind of like back in the day when we would just like go out there just be constantly just shit happening it was one thousand percent back in the day it had a Nike feel it was good so the big costs like eight thousand dollars right completely out the window but I was telling like Ilya and everybody was there I was like this this feels like a net positive like cuz I like the vlogging we got to experience just around it yeah I don't think we got anything for a vlog yeah but it was nice like I got to interact with everything like I interacted with fake paramedics I interacted with like drugies yeah I interacted with this guy who wasn't a drugie but was just rolling up cuz it was 420 and he was from New Jersey and he was really cool he's rolling up ad Dobricks and I was like telling him I'm gonna snitch on him because the cops are right around the corner yeah so like he was a really fun interact like I just got to it felt like it was like training camp for vlogging yeah there's so many things that were going on so like as even though we lost a fucking shit ton of money on this bit and we're gonna have to do it again cuz I really want to I think it's a really fun idea it was in that positive just like experience I'm glad I'm glad he feel that way yeah John was in the car after John's like that was the fucking worst thing I've ever experienced I was really down about it I mean it was just like everything was there everything was aligned but then it was misaligned at the same time and then everything went to shit right it's like we didn't get to film any of the bit yeah and also chief Keith being there I was like yo he should be like in the last shot of that bit I want all the paramedics to be partying one of the ambulances we should play Haping Soba in one of the ambulances can we get you singing in it yeah and his friends are like are you nuts yeah and I think I pitched it wrong I just said it how I said it yeah but I pitched it wrong like I don't need him singing and I think that was like for him he was like wait what put on a performance in this ambulance he had no idea what we're doing like his little like you know his little that would have been so funny to watch that all fall apart on the vlog. - It would have been if we were filming it, which is filmed towards the end. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Where it was like already, already fallen apart. - But that is your talent, you know, so like make something out of nothing. - Yeah, yeah, that wasn't, yeah, that wasn't the, that was like, like it was beginner school for vlogging. It was really nice to get back into the-- - Isn't that funny when you say something like that when you're like, I've heard standup say that, like really, really accomplished ones. They'd be like, yeah, I'm like doing standup again. Like, you forget. - Totally. - Yeah, and it's just like. - But also vlogging is so different 'cause like you're welcoming the more strange interactions. - Yeah. - Right, and like when I haven't been vlogging, I've been like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna go interact with that. The person may have a gun, right? But then when you're filming, you're like, this person looks like a character. Like I need to talk to this person. It's a completely different muscle. And I've completely forgotten it 'cause I've been like just cooped up in my house, nap chatting, where I'm like, I'm just ordering different foods and reviewing things. - Yeah, the homeless man even came up to you at the end. - The homeless man came up to me. - What do you say? - Yes, if I had money, I think, God, we had a hundred bucks on us. Give it to him, give me the biggest hug. So it was a net positive for him. That was the same homeless man that before thought fork people got killed. - Yeah, so you saved him there. - Saved him. - Why did Sadar and I just didn't know that you were gonna be doing so much? - Well, Natalie said we're gonna be in and out in 30 minutes. - No, I said it won't be more than an hour. They knew we were having the five ailments and the paramedics and stuff. But I said an hour, we ended up being there for much longer than an hour. And like I don't think she fully understood until everything was there. Like how much space we were taking up. You know, like it was like-- - It was Monday night. - Yeah, so like we thought we had an advantage there. The problem was we got there, ambulances were there, paramedics were there. Guess what was it there? The defibrillator. Like the main part of the bit was not there. So we had to wait two hours for the defibrillator. 'Cause apparently defibrillators are decommissioned. That's not like a standard way of practice anymore. Like no one goes, "Zzzz." Clear? Like you don't do that anymore, you use like patches. And like you don't do the motion anymore. It's not like that cool thing anymore. - Electrocurrent patches, yeah. So we had to get a defibrillator from like a fucking a movie prop store that was 40 minutes away. At like nine o'clock at night, it was very good. - Oh my God. - What's new with you? - Nothing. - Just chilling. - Really? - Yeah. Going out to dinner, hanging out, moving around writing a movie. - We did that today. - Okay, let's slow it down here. - Yeah. - What happened to the show? - The show. - You see what you did? You did that LA thing, was it? - I went in, I went in and had a LA thing where you said you sold the show. - I know. And those people ended up getting fired. They left, they called me and they were like, we're leaving the company that haven't paid us. - And it was all smoking mirrors. - Yeah, but I'm just saying, come on, you know that that's LA. - Totally, but I wasn't like I was lying. I was like, I went and had a meeting and they were like, yeah, we're gonna send a contract. - Can I ask you? - Yeah, but that's happened, that happens to everybody. - No, I know, but I would never bring that up, right? But did you say, 'cause we were short on podcast stories? - No, I said it because we had gone through so much about the show that I was like, oh this will be like a good addendum. - Yes, to what we had been talking about the show. We had had that whole thing where you didn't like it and some people did like it. - Oh, I have something interesting that can be tacked on to this. I sold a movie to a studio about three years ago. - What did you sell? - But I don't think there's anything wrong with you saying you sold a movie to a studio. - Yeah, and then it fell through. - What did you sell? - What? The movie we've been working on. - Oh, sorry, sorry, I was gonna question that. - I was like, "Nally, what are you saying?" - I remember, I remember. - Dude, that's been so weird lately. It's fucking really confusing. - No, it's because I have so much going on in my brain. And he just, how much going on in my brain? - He just breaks up random shit and like, he's just gonna remember it on the spot. - The only movie we've ever been in. - We've never been in works with a studio. - We haven't talked about the movie in like a year. So I'm sorry, like I have like eight other projects on my head. - Yeah, anyway, so we had this movie. Yeah, fun idea. - What? - We've never shut up. And the studio loved it. They're like, let's write it. - Yeah. - The writers wrote it. Everyone at the studio got fired. The people that were working on it. Movie could not move on. Because everyone that was working on the movie got let go. - Yeah. - And now I'm not talking like a small studio. Like, top five, top four, top three, top two. I don't fucking know. - It's bad out there. - Yeah. - Everywhere I've gone with the show, they're like, now's not the time. - Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. - Yeah. Like, I had dinner with like the studio execs. Like, congratulations. - Yeah, I think I was there. - Yeah, I was like, can I call my dad? - Yeah. - Like, should I call my parents? - Yeah. - Oh no, they told me you should tell your parents. And I'm like, I don't want to tell my parents because like, this isn't real. - Yeah. - Like, this is LA. Like, I've heard this kind of stuff. And like, obviously, I've never mentioned this on the pod ever because I just don't believe in anything ever until it's uploaded. Or, like, I don't even care if I'm sitting at the fucking premiere. - Right. - Like until it rolls out in theaters, it's not real. That's how LA is. - I think I was trying to do this thing of like positive reinforcement. - No, no, no, no. - In that moment, so I was like, I'm gonna talk about it 'cause then I'm gonna-- - Yeah, I'm not hitting it. - Yeah, I'm not hitting it. I'm just curious with that process. - Yeah. - I don't know. - But a lot of people, I think, go in LA talk, try to do positive manifestation. - It works for Jonah. Does it? - I mean, it does. - Yeah, I guess it like-- - Yeah, but it like-- - It will cost, you know? - It will cost. - Yeah, I don't know. - It's just moving. - Just moving. - Maybe it's saying that things he has said. - Yeah. - If you spoke like him, he said a hundred things and one has hit and it's incredible. But people don't know him. I wish people knew this man like we know him. The things that come out of his mouth are fucking insane. - Yeah. - Like how many restaurants has he told you? He's starting. Do you remember when he went through like every month when he was starting a new restaurant chain with somebody? And then he'd be like, I don't wanna do Jonah's. And then he'd come back two weeks later, be like, you know they're gonna do 300 locations around the US. It's crazy. He just says things. And you literally just have to go fuck yourself. You literally have to go go fuck yourself. And he goes, and what's great about him is he gets it. He understands that there's a little part of him in the back of his head that is rational and he'll like joke back with you and go, fuck you. And he'll even throw a compliment at me. He'll be like, I'm gonna buy you a fucking house when I work. (laughing) But that's how he talks shit to me. - Yeah. - You don't believe in me? Well, fuck you 'cause I'm getting you know, I'm getting you in a state in fucking Montana. - Yeah. - But yeah, no, I love the guy. I think he's one of the funniest guys, but his delusion is like the epitome of like the highest level in Los Angeles of delusions. But now he has actually achieved one thing and he has made a real movie with a real movie star and I'm blown away. - Right. - So, I still can't- - So Kuro stand, right? - Kuro stand. - I'm not taking that away. - Of course, of course. - But all his other things that he was starting, his mission to moon, to the moon with like that guy from Armenia, I don't know. - Dude, everything's like an Armenian connection like some sort. - We stick together. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean the Armenians have an incredible amount of money. So like, I do believe half the thing he says, but it's like, it just says so much. - Oh man. - I wish he was here to defend himself. - Yeah. - What was this thing you sent me, Jason? Why can smoke in 2006? What's this? - I guess England is banning cigarettes and vapes for anyone born after 2008. So it's just- - Wait, what? - It's a really strange law. So by that calculation, my son could smoke, but my daughter couldn't, my son was born in 2006, my daughter's born in 2009. Obviously we hope that none of them smoke, but- - That makes me wanna smoke. - Yeah, but doesn't that, doesn't that sound odd? So you could be, if you're born December 31st. - And you're 80. - What's that? - Yeah. - Yeah, if you're born December 31st, 2007, you can go buy a pack of smokes. But if you're born January, in other words, like you could be- - But it's crazy because like in 40 years. - Exactly, yes. - They're both gonna be 60, 70 years old. - Yes, yes, that's what you're saying. Yes, exactly. - And one can smoke and one can't. - One can smoke and one can't. - There's no way. - Yeah, they're trying to make it like a, just like a smoke-free generation, like. - So, yeah, so smoking will die in 70 years. - Will it? - No, that's what they're hoping for. - Like, weren't there just black market cigarettes? - Well, for sure, but like- - Do you think you will be able to smoke on the street? - 100%. I mean, if you're gonna find for that. I don't know, is this article you sent me, is this legit? - I think so. - It's the Sun. The UK has approved the tobacco and vapes bill, banning cigarettes else. Oh, this is real. The law also tightens vaping rules of places like cars with children and near schools. Wow. So, what does this mean? Government needs to get out of everyone's lives that can make their own decision. I don't get this. What does that do, like banning smoking? - Well, it keeps it out of kids hands, which is good. I mean, like the fact that kids' vape is crazy. - Okay, so addicted. - It's actually a really good point. Vaping, vaping, I don't, I can't really fathom. I can't understand how bad it is for you. - Yeah, every, like, just give it a couple of years and all the, like, shit's gonna happen to people. - Really? - Because of the amount of vape. - Of vaping. - Like popcorn, long? - Yeah. People are gonna start dying, like, seriously. - Well, that's you. - I had a phase for sure, but I'm not, I don't, They like that really have like a drunk cigarette. Yeah, I don't babe. Oh, really? The big fight we got into when I was like stop vaping. Yes, you sound like you're bronchitis Yes, because I lost lost her shit. I mean what what happened? That wasn't because of what you said you first of all you can't do this I hate when you do this. I hate when you're like she reacted so crazy She was yeah, because you were fucking team knowing for like three days straight and then the last thing was the final straw Yes, no, I definitely was in Brazil the first time. Yeah, it's the first time in Brazil Whatever she was coughing up a long and I was like maybe she'd stop smoking it was on our summer wonders trip And I was really sick and that was at the period in time where I was vaping like every day It was like really bad addiction that I had for like two months And it was during that during that travel there was telling up a like I was like telling a roided guy to stop doing steroids He was like I'm not fucking do it steroids go fuck yourself Stombed away from the car. I think she almost jumped out of it while I was moved. I jumped into an oncoming traffic. Yeah Yeah, it was one of our biggest fights, I think and then you quit No, it was not. Yeah, it was Ferris who was filming us at the time was really scared He was like you guys have to make up that was a ruin the whole trip because he didn't understand how he fought that that was not scary Oh really? Yeah, what's the biggest fight we've had? For the comes to memory like the first one that comes memory is the target. Yeah, the target parking lot This was I made that joke because that I did jump out of a car one time in the target parking lot Yeah, we're going to fight Nellie's mom was there. No, I had my mom come pick me up from the target I said I call my own crying. I said you have to pick me up right now. He's so mean Or what we thought you don't know, but I was definitely being mean. I can't imagine what it is cuz I heard everything Yeah, they've been called everything. Yeah, there's no way something. It's a wake. It wasn't something new Guys, this was in 2019. Okay, this was like a very long time ago Today she went bad night. Yeah, I went bad night But no, we were filming and I think like I don't know who we were filming with. I don't know what the fuck we were doing But I don't actually remember the argument. I was like I was gonna quit. When did we make up? This is what broke the camel's back Did you try to like hug me or some shit? I don't even know. No, that was at Coachella Coachella. Yeah, when we fought before Coachella two years ago I was snapping and I was like hey, let me let me hug you here on snap. Let's just make up for this No, and you don't fucking touch me. No I don't I don't remember but yeah, that's like don't that's the number one fight that comes to mind for sure Yeah, that is and then yeah, there's a couple others No, the other one that comes to mind I did something bad, and I don't want to talk about it. Wait, let's just be even. Why don't we be even? No? Wait, that's so I'm a princess No, I feel like we're just even out the playing field. You were bad, but then I retaliated in a way that I should not have what did you do? Yeah, obviously when we fought the original time you were also bad. Do we need to like air this out? I'm like can you just whisper it to me and I What? Yeah, I felt really bad about it. You hit me I'm like full-on punch you Where'd you punch him on the cat? I just like on the arm. Not on the couch. I mean like yeah on the body Yeah, like on in your leg or something. Yeah, I remember and then I walked out I was like don't fucking say something because I'm gonna walk over there, and I'm gonna hit you And then of course your dumbass was like So I went over and I fucking punched you in the lack of arm or something really it's funny when a girl punches you I mean you weren't based on it obviously I don't get hurt very bad, but I don't even remember it. Do you ever have a girl hit you? Because Natalie did you had to kill we we as I don't I genuinely don't remember this. Oh was it the old house? No, it was right here in the corner of the couch It was it was in front of everybody to like progress like everybody was sitting like all of our boys This one you went up the hill looks like get him. Yes, and then I went Yeah, try to face For me Kick him in the nuts When you went to go walk up the hill. Yeah, I think so. I'm trying to think if I was ever really mad at you We made David ex- apologize because we felt bad for you. That one we actually felt bad for We ever really mad at me. I don't want me felt bad. Was that the other really mad at you? Yeah, I could think of one time I was really mad at you. What? Geigsholl with paintball gun. I was really mad with like when yeah like semi-recently the one of the jeans Uh No, I don't want to say which one the one upstairs spending circle the thing was yeah Oh my god. I wasn't mad at you But I was like I was so done That I was like in the moment I was in so much pain that I was like I don't know if I don't know if I'll ever talk to him again In that in that like 20 30 seconds like that minute. I was like, okay, I'm there I can never I can never I can never look at him again. I'm so mad I remember that I remember that and then I ran out and then I ran out and then I was like Okay, you can't leave and like that's just gonna make it worse That's really yeah, I remember that you were we Jason was like on a spinning death wheel and we were shooting with the paintball gun Yeah, yeah, you're on the wheel. Yeah, but it was double scary because it spun upside down. Oh, that's yeah, and it was double guns Double guns. Yeah, we never used it and we never used it. Yeah. Oh Well, that that's that hurts. I didn't know that in the moment. So I couldn't have been mad about that But now now I look back on it. Yeah, fuck you Well, listen, I'm sorry for all this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is it's okay. I'm not sorry at Natalie because He's a bit physically in me and Ellie sucks. Um, but yeah, I'm sorry about the paintball thing Oh, why you don't mean you you ever mad at Dave for anything you ever mad at John for anything Yes, but like I can't stay mad. I don't get mad. I just get like what's going on Yeah, can you believe this human? Yeah, yeah, when you do that I've it there's definitely been times when I've like lost my shit and he's you make me even angrier because you just go what are you doing? And I'm like oh fuck he's so calm and collected But I'd be like I don't know. Hey John. Have you ever been like really mad at David? I don't remember. I can't No, I would get annoyed What's something he does that annoys you But you never really like fuck this. I'm moving out of here. You don't like have a working relationship like that Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. You could still be an annoying as a friend. No annoying for sure. Yeah, but like I have we like Natalie and I were fighting because we were working together Yes, and all of it was like stemming from work and it was just like anger and it was like the mix of friendship And like that's why we were fighting. Yes, but like yeah normal Natalie and I and Natalie would never punch me just because we're out like Being friends like we don't have to go arguments like that. Yeah I'm really trying to think. Well, it doesn't even have what does he do that annoys you He's just David. I mean that's fucking annoying like what it's just it's just wanting to hang out probably. Yeah Just wanting to hang I think when he says that it's like all encompassing me like I totally get like yeah, it's a cool What would bother him and that'd be just my existence. Yeah, but I think he checks my location. That's Caused me out. Sometimes I tell him like oh my god. I hate any checks. I like and then he like you know you're not Well, I've heard the other end of that story Where they have checked it. It's not just David checking your location I didn't think it was like this one time it was David and Alex actually came to my location. I was like why are you here? I don't even went to get him do yet because he was a responding yet no faith that he would get home So he was Chipotle he was sitting there with his girlfriend and the look on his face was like we just caught like a predator You know like one of those predator catches where it's like it's like what are you doing here with this girl? Like that was the look on his face. He was like what the fuck are they doing? I think he just started like dating Julian in front of us too. Yeah, so I think he was like really like stressed out Yeah, like us going into time with I think we were like you're trying to go see a movie or something mean Alex check John some important mean Alex like John's Location location like religiously. Yeah, like I'll be in Europe and I'll be like what's he doing? Oh my god, where will he be when you check I check Alex? Well, it's a lot of times at home Um, but I checked Alex's location the other day and I was like and it like froze Yeah, and I was and I was like trying to time it where it would be if I perfectly if I called him and I called him and I was like how's I was like Like if you have you ever been to crossroads? He's like what's crossroads and and I'm like it's on your left And he looks and he's like oh my god So like, you know, he's kind of fascinating, you know, and and he goes he he overdosed Yeah, I saw that and so then he gets on the stream and I just saw the clip and he goes He goes, okay guys, I overdosed It was like it was the most authentic thing I'd ever seen on the internet he goes I overdosed he goes Obviously I'm not gonna be doing drugs for a long time Hopefully never again. I'm gonna really try not to do drugs and then he goes he goes But then the real problem comes in he goes no more IRL streaming Because everybody knows I'm really fucking boring without the drugs And I was like wow Like he wasn't like looking for sympathy or anything he was just being like he was just stating his life Like to be that transparent. I was like wow that's crazy Yeah, well that's really just So as he stopped, I don't know, I don't know if he's still streaming or what but I did see that clip. He's very interesting He comes up on my feet a lot I just saw like the statistic that for what is he stream on kick or something? He's like the number one or number two most clipped Streamer in the cooler. Yeah, what? Yeah, wow, so he's in the past like month alone. It was like there's like 20,000 videos or something that I've been made about him. He's invented the phrase or at least coined I don't think he meant it, but like maxing. Yeah, it's like looks maxing and it's like make like tiptoe maxing It's so funny. The funniest clip I've ever seen is like he's at a bar Yeah, and like they're kind of done like talking to people and it turns to his friend and he's like should we go walk around max? That's insane. That's insane and it's just the right amount of funny where it has the ability to enter my venec venecular Like actually like in reality like it feels like I'm gonna start saying it when I hear saying because it's so crazy Yeah, and I've heard people say it in real life movie night next. It's like swag swag was a complete joke Yeah, yeah, a complete joke and it's still is goofy if the wrong people say it. Mm-hmm, but like it's real. It's real word now Yeah, and I think maxing is the same. What else does he say? Mogging a mug. Yeah. Yeah, so like walk around him Like let's mage you let's mage people. It's basically just walking around and looking better than other people Did you see that China They just they just deleted any influencer that like flaunts their wealth. They just deleted their accounts. Whoa That's crazy. Yeah, how do you mean how do you eat it so fast? I'm like curious how do you They would they would they took down posts. They got rid of like mr. Beast. Yeah fair I'm not fair I don't think that's fair. I wouldn't say he flaunts it. Yeah, he's not like unboxing her mess every day Yeah, right right right. He's not like showing off, but maybe yeah Maybe I don't know what the world is. Yeah, yeah, when you say that I think of like just a rich kid. Yeah, that's like All the content is yeah, unboxing your mess like there's no other content, but speaking of Jimmy Mr. Beast I've just I've just watched his last YouTube video. Yeah, it's got to be one of my favorite mr. Beast videos Have you seen it? No, was it the grocery store video? Yeah, I heard about this. It's so good So it's basically he buys a grocery store. Yeah, and and all these random people are shopping there I'm sure they know they're being filmed, but I don't think they know what they're being filmed for like I don't think they know it's a mr. Beast production I'm sure some people think it is whatever then he comes on the intercom and he's like last to leave this store I'm gonna give you $250,000 Which is fucking it's very standard for mr. Beast video, but it's the crazy part is all these people went shopping and Like they didn't know that it was gonna be one of their last time stepping outside for the next 60 days Yeah, right. So now for the next 60 I think 67 days People are battling it out. It goes down to like 2010 and it goes down to four people in this grocery store The grocery store is completely destroyed like completely like it's it does not look like a grocery store anymore Everything they've removed the piping to use as to like shower and all this kind of stuff It does not look normal and then Jimmy comes back to the four people that are left and he goes instead of working against each other Why don't you guys team up and I'll give you guys a million dollars? I'm going to refill the entire grocery store to the to how it started and if you can eat your way through it I'll give you guys each two hundred fifty thousand dollars because there's four of them. Okay, and they go okay fine Yes, yes, yes, and then Jimmy just turns the camera and goes see you in a year and the video Crazy, it was the craziest and yeah, I'm like that's fucking like these four people went shopping at this grocery store And that was it. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be in there for a year and two months They had no idea they just thought they were going in there to buy a snickers Another in this grocery there's still this day stuck in that grocery store. I can't imagine like I'm I I try What would you do because I feel confident I would win one of those challenges. Okay, Dave you got to get him on it I'm like dude. I mean this was like once he got to like day 20. I'm like shit. This is getting real. Yeah You could see it just like You don't have to buy everyone's getting mm-hmm, and I'm just like in like you want to make a plea to Mr. Beast right now Crazy would you do that job wait for 250k would you stay in your store and eat it all for a year damn that's a tough one It's really I did a tough one. I did a good question on like a regular regular grocery store It's you with four people each of you would have to have eat 10,000 calories a day for a year To eat through a regular grocery store. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Chachy PT told me that I mean what Chachy PT was like this question Doesn't make any sense that grocery stores are all sizes But the tough part is is like who's eating the gross stuff? Who's eating the tuna? Who's eating the mayo? Like Not gross at all. I know obviously we know who's gonna eat to and male over there. Yeah, so Natalie's good now But it's like tubs of it John I'll get the tuna. Yeah, you put it on you put on a sandwich It's like it's kind of crazy like you have one bag a big bag of hot cheetos. Yeah That's like what 8,000 calories. No, no, no, no, it's like 1,200 1,500 a big bag family size bag family size bag Yeah, like I could find 2000 is not 15. No, no, it's not like 5 to 8,000. It doesn't sound plausible No, it doesn't it's gotta be some of the bag if you open up a family size half of it is air. I mean it's Gotta we're talking yeah So I'm like John looks at the calorie count, but then divides it by half because half of the bag is air So it sets the bags a thousand calories, but the bag is not filled up all the way. There are four only 500 Every funny if I tell you to math I have a question. Yeah, go ahead. Um Where do you put your penis when you poop? It's like put in my pocket. What do you think question? Thank you for a girl. Thank you. I see I'm shocked that this isn't a question that's asked more Because even when she asked me, I was like, where does it go? Yeah, do you just like do you hold it up? Are you just let it fucking dangle down there? You well, it was a lot of time. So I'm the woman here I don't know why you're being so insecure about this question because I don't like to talk about poop I only like to talk about poop when it's you when you're doing Well, I don't poop, but let's say I did you don't type it that at least weak King You can't really hold it because most of the time 95% of the time you're also peeing Oh at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, no, that's not true. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is Being in pooping at the same time. Yeah, sometimes it comes out at the same time. Yeah, that feels amazing 90% of the time though Yeah, yeah, you sit you go into the bathroom. You sit down. Maybe pee first and then you poop. No, no Alternates. It's not like happening at the same time. Yeah, but sometimes it comes out. I don't want to keep talking about it I will I will say you're right in some ways You've ever been in a urinal and someone pees and they fart that's backwards, but but no, I think I think it is connected It's connected. No, but I'm saying like you don't pee and then poop every time like I don't go to the urinal My guy got me number two. Oh, no, I'm saying you you fart at the urinal. You you'll hear a guy farting at the urinal We'll talk it up as yes because he's he's letting go of the pee and then he would so I'm gonna say muscle anyway Yeah, I hold my dick you hold it. Yeah, you have to is that normal? I know I'm totally kidding. Oh my god Yeah, I think I don't know John look at me like I looked at Jason cuz he was like, oh shit everyone's holding their dick You don't have to really worry about it. No, you don't have to worry about it. It doesn't talk. It doesn't touch your But you do you made it you made it sound like a fucking dinosaur It's an on hanging down to my ass. Yeah, when you're a clitoris. That touches your mega-saurus Wait, have you ever had poop touch it? It doesn't work like that. It's not possible. Okay. Oh, it's like you have a tiny dick No, my No, no, it's just not possible. They're not like really connected, but that is a really good question. I would think that like more can I Just say something that's also gross. Why are you making such eye contact? Well, cuz I said this in the group chat and I'm just gonna read my chat and I'm not even gonna say it's me saying it Okay, I'm gonna you can keep all of this in I'm pretending someone else said it because I think it's gross and I don't want to talk about it Okay, ready? Here we go. It's like your boy group chat Your boyfriend. Yeah, okay. This is this is what we talk about someone said this. I just looked up what squirting is It's actually mainly pee like since one question mark like I think I knew that but now that I've seen it written It's kind of confusing. Oh, that's you someone said that So you just found out that wait, how did you just find that out? We already found that out we found that out before we were on the porn site like five years ago. We talked about this. Yeah, really forgot. I must have forgotten I think you asked me this before Did you know this John? Yeah, really like full-blown. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I had no idea. Really? Yeah, you just thought I must have forgotten Yeah, you must have I thought it was like different like a little bit like of a different situation But I thought I thought I thought it was a little bit different. I thought it was more like, you know, feminine water I thought it was like, oh, just female water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little feminine water. It's not pee if feminine water It's just it's peace disgusting. Yeah, exactly. It's gross. It smells peace sterile feminine water. I know - Oh, Mr. Fakken, you'll drink anything. (all laughing) - I mean, I was trying to get a bit. (all laughing) - Yeah, okay, well, I'm glad we cleared that up. Also for the listeners, can you let us know if you knew that? I feel like it's like a thing that like many people don't know. - No, I'm sure it's not like common common knowledge, but like if you ever inquired, yeah, it's like that's majority of what it is. There is a little feminine water in there. - Do you want to know anything about men? - I'm gonna think of some more things and I'll get back to you guys for the next pod. - Jay, do you want to know anything about like being younger and like what is it like? (all laughing) - I know you've done it, but I'm just like, - Do you remember it? - Yeah, I remember it. - You're such idiots. (all laughing) - Have you gone, have you had a colonoscopy yet? - No. - No, that's coming. - I gotta go do that. - Wait, you've never, is it in your timeout? - Jay, you're like really like over like, you're do like 15 years ago, I feel like. - Do you do it in your 50s? - Yeah, you're supposed to do it in your 40s. - I'm sorry, what are they doing in 30s or so? - Is it super invasive or is it? - Yeah. - It feels like one of those things that sounds scarier than it is. Like a root canal. - I don't think it's scarier. - It's just a pain in the ass. You have to like nod. - A pain in the ass. (all laughing) - There you are, one point of view. - Yeah, I should go do that. I've been shaking, um, can we go with you? - Yeah. - Really? - Sure. - But I don't think it'll be like fun for you. They like knock you out. - What? No, I thought they just, wait, knock you out? - Yeah. - They're colonoscopy. - They're like up doggy style. - Yeah, you're just like on your side. - They're laying on the side. - They stick the tube up. - Oh, okay, I thought you were like doggy and they like, they like lily reach around and they like finger butt. - No. - It's different. - It's your dream. - I don't even, I don't even want one anymore. (all laughing) - It's a boy. - Yeah. - A boy. - Oh man. - Oh my God. - I've been taking, I've been taking a weight loss shot. - Oh yeah. - It's a kick-in. (all laughing) (all cheering) - I couldn't say. - I, I can't tell you how good it is. - Really? - It's the best. - What's, what's like an ozampic? - It's like ozampic, it's not ozampic, it's um, try to step aside. But it's like, you know how people are addicted to alcohol? Like I'm addicted to food and it's like, we went out last night and this big chocolate cake come out and I was like, oh, I don't want it. It's crazy. - I don't know, I feel about that, Jay. - But, but, but, I'm not saying it's good for you. And I'm not saying it's good for anybody but me. I'm just saying me, so for somebody that's like, that can't say no, that can't stop eating, it's changed my life. - Really? - Fucking amazing. - Yeah. - So good. Like I, or I would eat myself. - But you don't miss the cravings of food? Like, when do you eat? - I mean, I eat, I eat, but you can just only eat so much. You're just like, like let's say you sit down to tell your sandwich. You're just like, starting eating it and you're like, let's just good and then you're just like, oh, I can't eat anymore. It's crazy. - No, Taylor would be fucking pissed. I can never take praise of the side. - Well, you don't need to take it. You don't have a food problem. - Yeah. - I kind of do. - But your metabolism, that's fine. - But you don't like, you don't get up in the middle of the night. - I will say what the zealot thing did for me, I know I talked to you about a lot, but like I really, my appetite is so gone. - Oh, really? - Yeah, I used to eat like a fucking insane maniac. - It's interesting. - I used to eat every night without fail. One to two a.m., either pasta or taco bell. One or the other. - I used to do the same. - And it's gone away. Has that gone away for you, after zealot? - Oh my god, for sure. - Yeah, okay, so it did like level me out. But I've been stressed again, 'cause we're like doing shooting the vlogs. - Oh, I've been eating like a fucking pig this last week. No, me, me, me, me. - What do you mean eating? - Oh my god. - We went to saddle ranch and we were waiting to shoot the bit and I was so stressed. When the mozzarella sticks came out, the nachos, I was just, I wasn't even enjoying it. I was just putting in my mouth, 'cause I was the need to like the fucking chatter my teeth on to something. - Oh, dude, I remembered when Nat's order came to the house and I looked at the fucking list. I'm like, damn. - Oh, once you got the triple dipper. - She didn't get just the dessert. She also got mango sticky rice with her pet thyme. - I got two orders of the noodles and a mango sticky rice and three pines of ice cream. - Yeah. - I was like, damn. - You didn't eat the pines of ice cream. - No, I didn't, but I did eat, I got three pines of ice cream later. She delivered it accidentally into my house. - Yeah. - Oh, no. - I was threatening her to eat it. I was like, I'm gonna eat it and I should have eaten it. - What? - Oh my god, it was incredible. - Did you send it to her? - Sunday was the best. - No, I was by timing her and I was holding the ice cream in my hand, going over to the drawers to get a spoonful. - And taunting me on this time. - Yeah, I didn't eat that. - You fucking eat that, I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking cut you. - She's pissed, but I couldn't do it. The one thing I can't come in between is Natalie and her food. - Yeah, and we have been-- - Do you remember the one time I took your food hostage? - In Chicago? - Yeah. - Yeah. - That was so good. You lost your shit. Natalie wouldn't go out with us and I went down to the lobby and I intercepted her order 'cause I knew she was gonna order it. - It wasn't an order for my mom and I, we're like gonna have-- - Oh, I remember this, the Chinese food. - Yes, the Chinese food. We were gonna watch a movie in a nice hotel and spend time together and then fucking David went down to the lobby and took the food from the bell and pretended it was his and held that hostage until I came and, supposed to say-- - You got a film, man. - So good. - That's the good stuff. - That's so good. - So we were with all our hometown friends too. So they were, I put the table on the food. It was like, Mike, Nick, were you there, John? - I don't know, maybe. - And the food was on the table and I kind of spread it out and I was like, okay, who's gonna take the first bite? (laughing) - We were really scared too, 'cause you don't come in between Natalie and her food. - No. - And Natalie was like, if you take a bite of that food, I have your credit card. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm buying myself a bag, it's in that moment. - I'm getting it. - And I'm like, that's really fair. (laughing) So I didn't touch the bag, or I didn't touch the food. I'm like, okay, that really recognized real. - It really made me feel good. - And her mom came back to pick up the food. - Yeah. - I said my mom done a David's room to get the food. 'Cause if I went, he would have like, probably held me hostage. - Yeah, yeah. It was really smart moving. The last thing I needed in my room is Natalie's mom. - Yeah, and he would talk to you for the first time in the world. - He would. - No, I put the food right outside the door. (laughing) - I'm just gonna let the Wolverine come. (laughing) - You couldn't even make my contact with him. - I just love that outside. - Yeah, no, no, no, no. - So funny. - All right guys, that's all the time we have for this podcast. I guess we're listening to you for joining us. Jason Nash, thanks for being here. Go check out his daily vlogs. Go check out John, go check out Natalie. See you guys soon.