310: Our Plane Almost Crashed!

- Okay, drink, man. - What the fuck? - Well, we got water. - Two waters. - Okay, we got, what is this soda pot? - And, uh, I saw sushi. - I saw him walking with three cups, I was like, "Oh, okay." All right, it's one of those days. - I always, when I'm at a, not a restaurant, a diner, when I'm at a diner, I always order-- - Diner the best. - I always order a water, an orange juice, a diet coke, and a coffee. Oh, my God. - That's a lot. - It's rumbling after what, like, I, especially when I'm at a hungover, I just need, I need a pop out of all of it, just like-- - You want a variety? - Yeah, and they all, and I just, I don't need the whole thing, just a sip out of each, you know? It's like the quadru, like, thing that really just-- - No, I dig it. Usually, at diners, I'll do water and a coffee. And it, there's certain bites of food that you take that require a sip from each. - Exactly. - You know when something hits with a, with washing it, like, pancakes with syrup, gotta wash it down with water. - For real? - I was gonna say milk. - Don't be throwing another one into the equation. - Also, I was gonna like milk too. - I love milk. - I love milk too, but you're not ordering a glass of milk. - But I couldn't tell you the last time I drank just milk. Like, just regular milk? - I mean, to be fair, I can't remember the last time I did, either, but I actually know chocolate milk. I'll drink that pretty regularly. - Chocolate milks. - I only ordered the hot cocoa when I'm out of eye hot. - Oh, okay. - I ordered the hot cocoa, 'cause they always give that whipped cream, like extra whipped cream, and then they'll bring me a side of whipped cream. - They always give it. - You do extra whipped cream. - Yeah, there's times where, you know, if they're feeling like spunky, they'll just give me the whipped cream can. They'll set it right on the table, I'm like, - Really? - Queen. - There was this restaurant in Florida that I used to go to with my parents. And my dad knew the owner of the restaurant. The one I took you and your mom too. It's got like really good Cuban food, and we got fucked up there. - Oh, oh, I'll tell Miranda. - I'll tell Miranda, that shit, dude. We had the steak and pasta. - Boo. - It's banging. But we would go there, and they would, like if we asked for a drink, like an alcoholic drink, they would just bring the bottle. And it was like. - Okay, I'm your self, I assume. - It was, dude, that was the-- - It was like a family-run restaurant, though. It wasn't like a very family-run restaurant. - The guy that owned it was like our neighbor, so we had known him and just like always got along. - Oh, okay. - But it was one of those things where you would get, you knew you would get treated if you went there, so we were like, okay, this is like a special occasion. - And you're usually like kind of like the only people at the restaurant, too. It was like those type of restaurants where you, like you come in, you're like, there's a chance that you're by yourself, or maybe there's another table. - Oh, and they would do these appetizers. It was Tostones with La Trona Sada on top. - Okay. - Oh, man. - And they served you like, they make a lot of money every day. - Boydum portions. - The portions were insane, we're just like, how are you guys still-- - I'm running business. - When I just went for Austin's wedding, we went there. - To Alten Miranda, it was good. - That's like my one spot I have to hit whenever I go back. - Yeah, no, I kind of want to go. - Dude, it's still there. - Yeah. - Dude, honestly, good for the lunch, they must be budgeted in or something. - They don't do pizza anymore, though. And they had bang in pizza, which you wouldn't think for like a Cuban restaurant. - I didn't even know they had pizza there. - Man, their pizza was good. - So nobody ordered the pizza? - That's probably what it is. - Imagine restaurants just like we got to get rid of the pizza because nobody's ordering it. - Yeah, it was something that you wouldn't typically order like pizza at like a Cuban restaurant. - People in Florida, they only eat like dominoes, and they don't eat like a fucking pizza from a restaurant. - They love their chain restaurant. - Unless they're going to like a Anthony's coal fire pizza, but other than that, they're not sitting down and eating pizza. Like they're gonna order it from Papa John's and like have it delivered to their house. - I get that. - I will say best chain pizza that I've tried. - Marcos. - Really? - I love it. - Wow. - That's a chain pizza. - It's a smaller chain. - But they do a good job. It's like a mix of like dominoes and pizza hut. - We mean it's a mix of dominoes and pizza. - Like the flavor? - Flavor, 'cause you could do like the crust, like whatever seasoning you want. - Oh, so the detailing is almost kind of like the two of them. Do you remember Hungry Howies? - Hungry Howies was good. - If you were wanting to over indulge and just go gross. - If your taste buds were not working that day. - Yeah. - It was all you could eat type joiners. Kind of like a CC's pizza. - What the fuck is this? - That is fucking ridiculous. What the fuck is that? - The dye pizza. - Ew. There's a, and you know what else would I fucking hate when why are we dyeing our bagels? Why are we dyeing? - Tydy bagels. - How are fucking bagels? - Does it taste like anything or is it just dye? - I'm sure it doesn't taste like anything. It's just fucking dye, but like there's, when I look at a bagel, I don't go, damn, I wish I was eating a blue bagel right now. It's not something that, it's not like ice cream, but you know, ice cream kids like eat the blue ice cream. They're like, "Ooh, it's blue." - I think I think-- - But it's just dye. - I think SpongeBob just put them on, man, with the pretty patties. - Ooh. - Have those different colors, 'cause when I was a kid and I saw that, I was like, "Yo, I need a green or a blue hammer." - I wanted a purple patty. - Yo. - Yeah. - A purple patty. - Everyone, I think it was Burger King. They did the black burger. - Yes. - It was the whole thing. - Oh, I do remember that. - It was the bread. - The meat. - The meat. - Everything was black. I'm like, "How did they do that?" Was the vegetables black too? - I don't know. - No. - Oh, I can't be good. - Yeah, I'm like, "What is that?" - The black cheese. - Oh, the cheese is black too. Oh, so the meat wasn't black. - The meat wasn't, but it was black. - As if their fast food couldn't get more artificial. - I know, fuck that. - Just look at that thing in real life. - It does look pretty cool though. With the white sesame seeds, they kind of ate it. - It looks unsettling. - It's aesthetically pleasing. They should bring that back for this year. Dude, I want to see, I can see TikTok like an Instagram like real reviews of like the black burger. Bring it back just for that because just because it's so hot to like-- - Why does it kind of sound like a-- - To do a food review. - Like a scary movie. Just like the black burger. - The black burger! - Go down, they had a pink burger too. - That's fun. - Oh, okay, okay. - Pinkfish fillet. - Pinkfish fillet kind of looks like a titan. - Well, I can see you're going like, eat my pinkfish fillet. - You know? - Where is this? Oh, Thailand. - Dude, overseas, they do the coolest shit. - Oh, black pink, is this the K-Pop end? Is that like a whole collab? - Oh, maybe. - That's smart. I'll fuck with that. - Oh, and then the red one, the red one makes sense for like the spicy flavors. - Yes. - Yes. - Oh, but you know it's red. It's, you know, it's red 40 though. - Did we get rid of it here? Why do I feel like I keep seeing red 40, but it's just like. - Dude, that shit's illegal here. Now, there's no fucking way that. I think too many people would not own it. - No, it's not banned. - But I keep seeing something. It's like red 40 something. It's like a- - Oh, it's a new one. - That they're trying to use to get past it. - Yeah, yeah. - Just to surpass it. - Is it red 40 that's made with bugs? It's made with like-- - Red 40. - All the red bugs? - I saw a one on the count. I was like, oh, there it is, the little bugs that they squish into to make red 40, or one of the, it's one of the, the shit that they have in foods. - Red, guys. - I thought it was like car mine. - Car mine. - Crushing female cacanel insects. Size of peppercorns. - Well, that's sexist. What about the guys? What about the males? - That's crazy. - The female ones are red. - Probably. It's just like, like, cardinals except the guys, the male cardinals are red. It is crazy that corn, just red birds. - Yeah. Also, wait, I just learned recently that blue raspberry is made out of like beaver ass. - I just, wait, I saw that too. Where did that tick talk? - Yeah, I saw that tick talk. - I just threw up. - Beaver ass. (laughing) - Not the beaver busy. - The busy. - The beaver busy. - That's crazy. Only our country though. You would never catch this shit in any other fucking country. - Beaver butt flavor. - Castorium. - The beaver ass flavor refers to castorium. - A musky sweet secretion. - Hmm. - Castor vanilla and raspberry. - Yeah. - Oh, it must be good cause it was used in perfumes. And sometimes it's a natural flavor for vanilla and raspberry. - So it can't be that bad. - Oh yeah, so we should take a beaver. - Thousand years. - Let's eat that ass. - Eat that ass. - Eat that ass and have sweet it is. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Lifting up that big ass beaver tail. - Is that illegal? Like if you got caught doing that, it's not illegal. - I'm sure. - It's like animal. - Oh, it's illegal if we want to get it ourselves but they could just squeeze it in our food. - Yeah. - Let me get it from the source. - Where is the line? Where is the line for this? Like how is that? - I can't harvest it myself but you're gonna put it in. - Maybe you just have to be incorporated. So maybe you just beaver butts LLC. - But you know if you flip it, it's not illegal to eat huma ass but it is, it's legal to eat human ass but it's illegal to chop them up and put in our food. - So where's the line? - Where is the line? - That's why we need Zane's brain. - Wait, wait, let me cook real quick. - Zane asks the hard-hitting questions. - I do, we should have a beaver as I go. (laughing) - It's like, is it true that your ass is used for foods? - Yes. - Is your ass distinctively musky and sweet? - That's crazy though. - Who was the first person to find that out? - That's what I'm saying. Who? It's wrong. - Who is you? Who is you? - Oh my God, we use about 220 pounds of this every year. - And they're not extinct. That means beaver ass, they maybe just squeeze in their ass but not like actually killing. - Hold on, hold on, they're calling it milking beavers. (laughing) - Can we see a video of a beaver being milked? - I think we're gonna find out in the black web. There's no way that that's a public video that you can find. - You know they hold meetings, these beavers, and they're like, "They can't do this to our assholes no more." - Keep your tails down. - No more. - Tails down, tails down, tails down. - Yo, beavers are a crazy animal though, 'cause they just build shit for sport. You know what I mean? - In the water, in the water. - Try building a house in the water, you can't. - You can't. - They're incredible. - It's insane. - I think I found the video. - Oh God, the cable turned off. - He's grabbing that. - He's grabbing that fucking beaver ass. Like it's, wait, how was this on YouTube? This is allowed. - 'Cause it's educational. - It could be very educational. (laughing) - I want to invest, I want to have those 52 people that thumbs up this investigative. - Yes. - Who is sitting there looking at the shit up and just like, like, is that a beaver butt or a beaver balls? - That's a, well, that's a castorio. - Oh, look at him pulling the fuck. - Oh, all right, I'm done. I'm done. - Okay, I'm done. I'm done. - Get out of there, we saw it, we saw it. - All right, we don't need that. 'Cause like, you're about to see something like that soon. So, let's, (laughing) - Again, who tasted it? - Who is you? (laughing) - Also, speaking of food and like, benefits from it. Actually, the hot cocoa reminded me, there's a study done at-- - Don't learn hot cocoa. - No, no, no, this is good. There's a study done at Duke University that says consuming like a cup of hot cocoa a day can like, reverse cardiovascular aging by like 10 years. - And that's the research we need in this world. - Wow. - That's the type of stuff I need to hit. - It is. - It has to be like dark cocoa, like, they say like 70% or higher because it has something called flavanoles in it and then that helps to reduce like the cardiovascular stress and stuff like that, but I didn't see a ruble flat. - That's literally the only thing I'll think about when you said that word. (laughing) But yeah, they did a study and because they were, they were trying to see the harmful effects of the modern age of like, sitting at computers all day and stuff like that. And so they had one study or one group that was drinking a placebo, probably like milk chocolate cocoa didn't really have any of that, the good stuff in it. And then one group that was drinking high flavanol cocoa and they showed reverse aging of like 10 years. - Reverse aging, oh my mom's gonna be all over her. - That's, see that's what I want. - I want stuff that's beneficial for us, that tastes good and we can enjoy it. I feel like everything that's good for us, I'm like, I don't want that shit. - Why does it gotta be like that? - I don't want to eat gross shit. - Why does it gotta be beefer but? - I don't want to milk a beaver and celery and drink that shit. - It's not fair, it's not cool to us. - Give me hot cocoa, make me younger. - Exactly. - Well, let's run the intro, fuck it up, okay? It's coffee time, baby. - Ow. (upbeat music) - Welcome back to Zany Heath, unfiltered. - Hey, I'm Zany, I'm Heath. - And Matt is on his way. - He's on a flight currently. - Where is New York? - New York, I just saw him post a story of him knitting on the flight, that's happening right now as we speak. So that's why he's not here and is just the three of us today. - How have you been? How's your day? - I woke up to some crazy news. - Oh. - A couple hours ago, they just came out and said that they're bringing back Vine. - Shut the fuck up. - I just saw that way. - It's gonna be called Divine. And they're putting like, I think it said like 100,000 archived old Vine videos back up on it. - Oh, you know ours is gonna be up there. - Because we are the fucking OG Vibers. - I was thinking the same thing. - There's got to be at least one of ours. - At least one. And I, if I'm thinking of the one that they're gonna put, I think it has to be because, bro, that one, that one like blew up, that one was on like the-- - Which one, which one? - The Vines of the Year. - I mean, you know how they had the Vines of the Year? That made it on like top seven. - Which I feel like they're gonna do that one. It was the Scoot Over Bitches. - Beep beep. - Damn, I'm very curious to see. But yeah, Jack Dorsey, I think he is the-- - He's the founder of Twitter. - Yes. - Just came out and said that he's bringing back Vine. - But do you guys, like, let's be like for real right now. Is this something that we should all, as like a group let go? Like, do we really need to bring that back? - I think if they do it right, 'cause I saw something that they're not allowing any AI videos and it might become the place of like refreshing content. - Authentic content. - That's not just all this AI bullshit. - Which means heath, which means they may require you to upload straight through that app. If that's the case, if you wanna make it super authentic, which I'm getting, I get ready to see them talking about this in the room like, guys, we gotta go back to how it used to be. But we ended up finding a way to manipulate that to be able to upload. - But it probably wasn't secure. Like, I'm sure, like, we hacked it because it was like in the early stages of Vine. So I feel like now they're gonna be able to like, really crack down on that type of shit. Like, nobody can just like upload it through-- 'Cause we had to do it through a portal. Through like a, at least like a side. - We had to hack and get videos uploaded on divine that we shot externally. - Do you remember what the app was heat that we were using? - You don't remember it? It was, guys, it was like a separate like media player kind of backend type thing store. You had to like download to your computer and then you had to, was it called like V2 or something? - I don't know. - I literally don't remember. - It was weird. It looked sketchy as fuck, but it worked. And that's, and it gave you an extra, 'cause Vine was six seconds long. This one gave you an extra 0.7 seconds. - It gave you a little bit extra. - Extra. - What's weird too is like, we would watch Vine videos and I'm like, there's no way they shot this in Vine. Like, how were they doing this? It was too perfect. And then people started doing like special effects. - Who was the first person you saw that was, Marcus? - No, there was somebody else that did it first. - Can't, maybe Hannah Stocking. - I remember those two specifically though that I was like, how are they getting this? - Like, how are they uploading this? - Marcus, Marcus did like a shot that was done with some sort of special effects that I was like, okay, there's a way these people are doing it. We need to find out. - Yeah. I think we just literally hit up one of the, one of the viners and we're like, yo, how are you, how are you doing these videos right now? They told us, we started doing it and we loved it. This is fucking awesome. Okay, but they're bringing it back. Do we know anything more than they're just bringing it back and calling it divine? - So when I saw it, I went on the app store and I tried to find it and it's not there yet. So I don't know how long it's gonna take. - Oh, we need to be. - It's definitely not out, but they're gonna do a big release. They're gonna have a countdown. They're gonna be like, I'm like, you think the whole is dropping? - No. - There's so many, there's so many creators out there. Like, but also, do you think, remember all the viners that turned against Vine? Remember that whole list of people? - The paycheck. - I don't think they're gonna, I don't think those people are on that, like we're gonna be on the list that they're gonna reach out to. But we have never, we have never betrayed Vine. - We didn't get, we didn't get the offer. - We didn't get the offer, but we never, we never, we never got offered, but we still never betrayed them, right? - Sure. - There's no proof that we ever betrayed them and we did it. So maybe we should get like a little bit of like a, - You know, we would have taken that money. - Whoa, hell yeah, we would have taken them, but nobody ever got the money. - That's true. - 'Cause it all fell apart. - All fell apart. - Yeah. - I don't know, I don't like, I don't like the name. - You can download it now. It says, "Divine is available on both iOS and Android at divine.video." - Okay, let's see what it looks like. - And then does this sound familiar? - This article from 2013 saying like how to hack, fine and like upload videos says they used a program called iExplorer. Does that sound familiar? - That's kind of iExplorer. - Was that the app? - Yes, that was it, that was the engine that we're using to. - Damn, are you downloading it right now? - But I wonder if people are gonna get annoyed, like if they do make it where you can only upload through the app, are people gonna be so annoyed? - Well, after you're not gonna wanna upload. I don't know if they're gonna do it where you have to shoot it in the app because this article is saying that in order to verify that it's human made, they're using a technology from the human rights non-profit called the Guardian Project, which helps to verify that content was actually recorded on a smartphone along with other checks. So they might be looking at more of like the metadata from it of like, 'cause all of your camera information gets recorded and that, so they might just be seeing where the video file is actually coming from. - That makes sense. - I feel like, I feel like this came too early, no? Like I don't think we made it, it's almost 10 years ago. - No, no, no, no, I'm saying, no, I'm saying. - People aren't over AI yet. - We're not consuming too much AI yet, I would say. - Oh, I see the same thing. - Took for everyone to be like, "Guys, we really need something to like refreshing and something to save us all from AI." Like we're not, I feel like we needed a couple more years before this really came back and we're like, you know what, we are consuming too much AI, we really need to go back to something more authentic. But maybe they'll get really good in like a couple of years where everything is like still very authentic and people will transfer to. - I've already noticed AI like, I'm messing with my brain though, because everything I watch now, I question. - Yes. - I'm like, is it even real? And I almost like, who cares? - To me, it's not even AI. To me, I think I'm more stressed out of just like the information I hear online. To me, I feel like information is much worse than like ever video is real or fake. Like right now, I haven't seen anything too dangerous. - Yeah, that's like, has scared me? Like there's no AI video that I've looked at me like, oh that's scary, like I really don't know what's real or not like something that like a president or somebody making an announcement of something really scary, but it's AI. Like I haven't seen that yet, so like nothing, like to me, that's not, it's more just like information. Like people just saying like lies are saying something. - Yeah. - It's not true. And media outlets picking it up and it's not real. - I'll be the contrary to that. I've seen, I haven't seen anything that's legitimately scared me where I'm like, is this real, is this not? But I've seen the potential for how people can misuse it. In the sense like, I remember there was a video of RFK Jr. where they took video from like a real press conference but they like changed his mouth moving and used like a voice simulator for it. Now the content of what he was saying he's like, I'm declaring war on fat kids, right? It's like obviously fake, but up until he said that, I thought it was a real press conference. - Got it. - Until he said that. - Until he said that, 'cause they were obviously making a joke, but things like, if it wasn't something that was, which could very easily be something that sounds real. - Yeah. - Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. - I don't know, I got a weird feeling about it, 'cause like the whole Epstein stuff is going down, like getting even more aggressive right now. Some more leaked documents just came out. - I'm just so over that, god damn shit. I feel like we've been hearing about these Epstein files for so long. - It's stuck in. - It's time. - But like at what point is it like, at this point, they're gonna really, like if they release the whole list right now and the names are crazy, I think everybody just wouldn't even got a knife. Like, oh, not surprised. - That's how they want you to feel. - Not surprised. - No, it's working. That's how they want you to feel. You have to fight against that. But also, what if the real blackmail videos get leaked? Now they have an excuse to be like, it's just AI. - Yeah, to me, that's like the list. Whatever lists, like written documents or like text, doesn't really scare me, I need to see videos. Like a video is what's gonna truly terrifying, that's not AI, of like whatever they have on anybody that was on that file list or the island or whatever. I get that, I don't know. - But Jared has some exclusive, exclusive, I've seen file tapes that he were gonna play here. - What? - To date. - Do we actually have something? - Yeah, we actually have a, there's a, - So this was just released. - This is the documents that just got leaked. - We have some pictures from the island that's out and on. Just see if you can explain this. (laughing) - That's so funny. - So, what's funny about that? - Yeah, what the fuck's up with that? - Heath, you look real body body over there. (laughing) - When was this? - That's a little insane, don't you think? - I can explain. - Yeah, no, please. - The floor is yours. - We were at playlist live. (laughing) And this was during a meet and greet. - His meet and greet or your meet and greet? - It was my, it was our meet and greet. I think Zane ran out to go to the bathroom and one of the girls that had come to the meet and greet said her dad also watches the videos. And he wanted to take a picture as well. - Okay, so you're saying that this is just like a look alike? - It could be him, I don't know it, but I think never introduced himself as what you're saying. - But I remember there was the daughter that was like, could my dad also take a picture? And I was like, yeah, sure, sure. So. - You see him a little more excited than sure, sure. - I just, you know, you gotta be happy. - Yeah, you know, put it on. - I was just, you know. - Okay, um, what about this one? - What about that one? - Hmm, who are you on the phone with? - No, he's on the phone. - I know, I know he's on the phone, but he just found out something. What are you both, what are you excited about that? He's on the phone. What are you excited about that? He's on, what are you excited about? (laughing) What are you excited about? - This one I'm having a hard time remembering. I think this might have been, we were at a catch dinner. - And how dare you wear a merch in this picture? - I didn't know he was gonna be coming. - But you seem pretty excited that he's there. - I think I remember him saying something in my ear, like you better smile, I've got people in the room, and I think I was just a little bit nervous. - Okay, so you were like under-directed. - And I did not recognize him from the meet and greet at this moment yet. - Got you. - Okay. - Got you. That's funny. Can you explain this? (laughing) - On a little BK, huh? - I was on a Disney cruise, 'cause I have my camera with me. - Yeah. - This was the Disney cruise that stopped at Little St. James Island. (laughing) - Yeah. - That's what's called, right? - I think so. - Me acting like I don't know. (laughing) - So yeah, we stopped and then my mom shot this photo, I just thought it was cool looking. - It's green screen, it's green screen, right? - Yeah. - Right. - Also there's this. (laughing) - So. - Unfortunately Matt's not here to protect himself. - Exactly. - We found this one too. - So when I can't explain, that's wrong. - Tell me that doesn't look like Mike Schaffer in XM. (laughing) - Two out of the three hosts on this show have some, you know, explaining to do. - You see me. You'll never find a picture of me with him. - No, I would never do that. - Never? - Never. (laughing) - I thought he was on the show. But that would be such perfect timing if Heath also came to me separately. (laughing) Also Heath, I've had this for a month. - Wait, really? - He's been sitting on those pictures for a long time. - That's really fun. - And I told like whenever we just authentically start talking about the FC follows, bring that up. That's why as soon as you were like, well Jared has out like I actually wasn't expecting you to bring it up, but as soon as you went down to your computer, he's about to bring it up. I should've set it up better. - I was, no, I was ready. - That's really funny. - I'm just so happy to be finding it. - The first one looked the best. - Yeah, the first one's so good. - Yeah, the first one. - So good. - Did you put that in AI? Or did you know what it was? - I did that by hand. - That looks really good. Good job Jared. - Thank you. I was pretty proud of that one. - Is there any way you could send this to the FBI so they can include that in the files? Imagine everything gets leaked and that's one of them? - That would be so funny. - Gotcha, you're like, bro, that's not a fucking joke. It's on like the New York Times like main fucking page. (laughing) - Oh my god, podcaster by the way. (laughing) - Heath who's are. - Oh my god. - Next episode is me and Matt. (laughing) Just we don't mention anything. - My video call-in is from jail. - Oh my god. - Just letting you know I'm super happy. - I have no thoughts of- - I am not gonna kill myself. - Yeah. - I'm not suicidal. - Oh, damn, I'm glad that I'm glad we're able to get those photos out. We've been waiting a long time for that to be brought up again. - That's funny. - 'Cause we haven't brought you, nobody's brought it up for a long time. - Yeah. - Since we put those photos together. - I think legitimately Zane had me make those photos like the second week I started working for. - Really? - Yeah. - It's been a long time. - And also it was, I think we talked about it and then I saw, I actually saw another podcast or do this to a friend. - Oh really? - Forget who, but I saw it a long time ago and I said, Jared's like, this is so funny. And we have to do it with Heath 'cause Heath always brings up the FC files and this would be a perfect one of fucking just- - I think we are gonna get some more information though. - I think a lot's gonna be redacted. - Yeah. - But I mean the emails that just came out are crazy. - They really, they are. It's just like, oh is that the one where I've seen it's like emailing back and forth with people. Okay, I saw that one too. - I didn't know what the fuck was going on but I saw it. - I just don't understand like politics aside, whatever side you're on, forget about that. I just don't understand how like that, this administration can't see how bad of like PR. - It looks like. - If you vote to not release it, like what would possibly be your reasoning? - Exactly. - What could you, like how could you, we see that you voted against releasing it. Can you go ahead and explain why? - It's the same, like you said, it's the same reason why they would never tell all of us if there was like an ass, a big giant asteroid heading towards Earth is because it's the mass hysteria. It's just like the, it's the losing control of everybody in this fucking world. - I think. - And this is, 'cause this isn't just like US, this is international, like chaos. - Oh yeah. - Or nobody would like, could trust anybody. - There would be full governmental like upheavals around the world. - Yeah. - With supposedly the people that are on this list, you know. That's also why I don't think they've told us about aliens. If we wanna go down there, right? - There's definitely some weird shit. - Maybe I'm an alien. - You know it wouldn't surprise me. - Maybe I died already and I came back as a, as a human form and you have no fucking idea. [BLANK_AUDIO] I'm on a podcast right now. (laughing) Your eyes just blink sideways. - I do, that was one thing that like the exorcist said that I was like, "Sure, could be." Like he was like, he's like, he believes that there's aliens, but they're like in human form. I'm like, "I wouldn't be surprised." If somebody was like, "That is true." I'd be like, "Not shocked, not shocking at all." There's different forms. There's different animals I can like, or like, what's it like, not Gecko's chameleon? - Chameleons. - That can morph into their environment. - Yeah. - That's crazy. If chameleons didn't exist and you told me there was an animal that said, I was like, "Nope, I don't believe you." - You really think that they could change colors. They could change the color to their environment, okay. - That's one of those things that like if you woke up tomorrow and like it was proven that we were in a simulation, like what would you be like, oh shit, I cannot believe I fell for that? And it was like, the first thing, Wi-Fi? What? - Yeah. - But we all just like, nobody knows. - Why? - This is like wireless headphones. - Yeah. - Bluetooth, air drop. - When I fell for that? (laughing) - You know how we used to like, years ago, we'd watch like movies that was based in the future and you'd see like flying cars and like robots and all that shit. I felt like they pretty much showed everything in those movies except for AI. - Oh, interesting. - Okay. - Artificial intelligence, like videos and shit. - I feel like that was one thing that like they never showed in those videos or in those movies, right? - Like if you really think about, couldn't even conceive of it. - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - I think it was all, like, not that like, I mean you look at like I robot. They don't really, I guess, talk about AI, but what they have is AI, like that all-knowing computer that is what gives the information to like the robots where they're able to react and be human-like and be able to have, like. - Oh, but yeah, yeah, you know because it's not run by a human, it's run by an entity that was created. - Right, so it's like, it is there but they don't say, I don't think in the movie, they call it AI. - They don't, they call, well, yeah, no. You know what, I would love to watch a robot again and see what, like just use, hear all the terms that they use for that, like. - No, no, no, sorry, not a robot. Is that a robot or a eagle eye? - Both. - Well, eagle eye. - They both had a central system where they, it was like a, the main hub. - Yeah, the main hub, right? - Both movies had that. One was called Lucy. I think one of the movies, they named the central AI thing Lucy and the other one was a. - The first depiction of AI in a movie was the female robot false Maria in the silent German film Metropolis in 1927. - 1927. - Then there was film space Odyssey in 1968. Self-directed AI's Metropolis was the first to bring the concept to screen. - Eagle, I did not get a 27% of Ron. - I was just looking at that. I was like, no. This movie's way better than a 27%. - That movie was fucking amazing. I actually just watched it recently and it holds up still. Don't give me that bullshit. And Shyla Bluffs, he fucking crushed every role. There's, I don't think there's one movie that I've ever seen where I was like, oh, he sucked in this. Like every movie that he's in, it's just a good movie. - Have you seen peanut butter falcon? - Yeah, amazing movie. - I love that movie. - It was The Disturbia. - Disturbia. - It's like The Sun in the Light. - Disturbia. - I feel like I remember watching that and not really liking it. - No, it's scary. - This one's higher. - 69%. - No, that was a good movie. I, you know what, I remember watching that and going, damn, I wish this was a series. 'Cause I thought it was just so good and I felt like it needed to be longer. - Actually, I don't think I've ever seen Disturbia. I just want to watch it. It's really good. - Supposedly though, like our government has technology that's a hundred years like advanced into the future but we only have like the delays. - Yeah, Casinos have it. (laughing) - I can, I, that makes total and perfect sense to me. - Yeah, that's, I definitely think we have like anti-gravity ships that run on like magnetic propulsion that aren't like very far advanced from what you would imagine. - Do you think they have the tools, do you think, do you think they have the tools to turn something invisible? - Not necessarily that the thing becomes invisible but things can be manipulated if that makes sense. - Like you know, the movies were like the aircraft, it turns, it goes like a venture. - I think it would just, I think it would just display what its environment would be. Not that it becomes actually invisible but it would be like. - Yeah. - To be able to blend in camouflage. Like say it would have like a camera facing the other way that would project that to the front side. - Yeah. - To where you wouldn't be able to really see it. I think we have definitely stuff like that. - I actually, I feel like I've watched a video that was, or maybe I'm getting this from a movie but I feel like somebody maybe created it, like recreated it from the idea they got from a movie or whatever but it's like shields, like you know, like riot shields, right? And essentially the front is those screens and then they just have a camera facing the other way so then they can walk and it's just projecting what's behind them. And so they can walk while being invisible, you know? - Yeah. - To whoever's looking that way. - Wow. - Things that make you go. - Just think, I think we're way too technologically advanced. I think we need to, I think we're all stupid. - I think we need to slow it down a bit. - Really? - Yeah. - Before a lot of people like get hurt from it. - Yeah. - I don't know. Let's crash in burn! - Stop it! - Crash in burn! - Now we remember last time with COVID. - Crash in burn! - There's like a, there's a principle that says, I forget what the actual name of it, but it's like computing, processing power, essentially doubles every year. It's like exponential, right? And we've kind of like crossed that threshold where now it's computing to a point where it's not out of control, but we just, we as physical like life forms cannot adapt to it fast enough. - Like dude, the whole thing with like chemtrails said that shit forever. It was just, it's the vapor trail from, and it's like, they try to cover that shit for so long. Now it's completely in the open. Like yeah, no, we do put shit in the sky. We do do chemtrails and manipulate the weather. - Really? - Yes. Like conspiracy proven. - Where did we talk about that? I know we talked about this somewhere, I forget. - It's called cloud seating. - Cloud, yeah, yeah. We talked, I think we talked about this on filter a long time ago. - I just saw a video of like from inside one of the planes that lets the stuff out. It's crazy. A weather modification technique that involves dispersing silver iodide or other agents into existing clouds to increase precipitation. These particles act as nuclei for super cold water droplets to freeze and grow into snowflakes or rain drops, helping to boost local water supplies like snowpack and reservoirs. - What the fuck? This is a thing? - Yeah. - Dude, it's white speaking of trails left by planes and stuff. I don't think we talked about it on the episode. - Oh, what? - When we went to New York. - Oh, okay, so I did tell Heath on basically, but how you did. - But the thing is that I still have no idea how close it was. - Oh, the plane that you saw? - Brother, it scared the shit out of me. - So it flew directly over your plane? - It had to have, or like we flew directly under it. Okay, so for context for the people listening, Zayn and I, we went to New York and when we were on the plane, I had a window seat and my window was open and I was sitting back watching whatever was on the screen and I look out the window and I see one of the trails that was left by a plane and it caught my eye because I was like, that's really fucking close. And I remember I leaned forward to look out the window and I look and I can see the plane flying away and it wasn't that far away and the trail, like you know how plane wings kinda like flip up at the end? Our little tip at the end of the wing crossed through or either crossed through or like crossed right under the chem trail and I don't know how big that tip is, but it can't be more than 10 or 20 feet. - And also there's just so much sky up there where we shouldn't even be that close to each other's trails. - Exactly. - Like we shouldn't be seeing any planes that just crossed our paths or like open the sky up. - How close do you think the plane was to you? - Hightwise if we were like lined up over each other, max probably 20, 25 feet, holy shit above us, right? And by the time I look out the window, it was probably like maybe a hundred yards away, but if you think about how fucking fast planes are flying, that's pretty freaking close. And I remember like seeing that and I was like what the hell? And at the same time I text the group chat with everybody, I'm like did anybody else see that? And nobody else saw it and then Zane's manager sent an article where like all the flights coming into LAX were grounded because they didn't have enough air traffic controllers? air traffic controllers, monitoring the incoming traffic. and so I'm like, did these pilots even know how close they were to each other? - Or I mean, the thing is, I'm sure they get, they have, don't they all have to contract each other? - They have radar, but the thing is, is like, again, planes move so fast. - Yeah, especially something like, say, it was cloudy, low visibility, if they're instrument flying. - Oh yeah. - Man. - Then you're relying on, you know, - You got no vision out your window, you're just, - And I was saying, if we almost did, or if it was like, really, God damn close, they're not gonna tell us. - No. - You know? - No, not at all. - Hey guys, just wanna let everybody know, we had a close call with another plane just now. - Or they're just like, I hope nobody saw that. - Yeah. - And then, we got one person that saw that. - Dude, I've been getting so scared of flying. - What if we just, what if we start having people that don't wanna fly anymore? They're just like, I don't wanna be pilot anymore. And we just start losing pilots. - Oh, there is a pilot shortage. - Oh gosh. - Nobody wants it. Like, I don't think it's like a thing where people actively don't want to be pilots. - It might be the distrust in the group of it all, where they don't have faith in the air traffic controllers. They don't have faith in the people that are working on the planes, maintaining the planes, making sure everything that's out of the pilots control is good to go, 'cause there's so many people involved. - It is crazy. How many people are involved in checking up on the planes and building the planes. - And if they know, there's a shortage, or there's these shutdowns where people aren't getting paid, like, you're putting your hands into a lot of people that are involved. - Yeah. - And shit, I wouldn't, I would be very uneasy. - Yeah. - Now, the only thing that really makes up for that is when they do get paid, they get paid a lot. So that's nice. 'Cause my uncle, he's a private pilot for a family. And he was training this kid, who he was like 18 or 19 or whatever, and once he got done with his training, he got a job offer from, he was gonna be flying cargo for a company, but 19 years old with a job offer, it was like $160,000 a year. - Oh wow. - Wait, for a 19-year-old? - Yeah. - To be whatever the second chair is. He's not gonna be the captain. - I didn't even know they had people that fucking young in the second chair. - Wait, that might be your soul? - It might be different for cargo, 'cause you're not transporting passengers. - I did not think that your-- - That's why it might be that young and be a pilot, or be anywhere in a fucking cockpit. - My brother got his pilot's license at 16. - Or started flying when he was 16. - As long as you have the hours logged, you know. - Wow. - You can do it. - And the thing was-- - No fuck in 19-year-old fly me, you kidding me? - If you notice, you ever do like a normal airline, but it's one of the smaller planes, like the American Eagle? - Yeah. - Those pilots are always significantly younger. - Fuck that. - Dude, every-- - Anytime they're working their way up. - Anytime I go on like a commercial flight, if I see the pilot is old as fuck, I'm like, we're in good hands. - Yeah. - With the older they are, the better it is. Oh, they're retiring that day per-- - The most safe flight you could go on is when it's the captain's last flight. - Last flight. (laughter) - Like that? - I feel-- - I feel safe. - My man just wants to retire. He is not going out. - I told you, I was on a flight like that. - Yeah. - He was on a pilot's last flight. It was amazing. It was good energy. - Everybody's writing, everybody's writing little notes for the pilot on his last flight. It was amazing. It felt good. - That's the safest plane you could possibly be on. But when I look and they look like 23 years old, which is so ironic because I feel like we feel the opposite with driving. - Yes. - You ever get like see somebody driving erratically or driving slow or something and you drive past them. And it's just like-- - Of course they're 80. - Somebody that looks like they should have been in the ground four years ago. - I think you should have to get another checkup, another driving test when you hit like 70, 80. - And you're not a lot of drive more than a certain amount of hours. - Okay. - You know what I mean? I don't think anybody over the age of 75, 80 can be driving more than an hour a day. - Okay. Let's stay off the road. Maybe I'll counter that like an hour at a time. - Yes. - How about that? Then they need a little break. - Just prove you could still do it. - Your car should be martyred too. If they start veering off immediately, it fucking goes down to 20 miles an hour and pulls you over to the side. - Nope, you fucking need a rest now for an hour to-- - Think about what you did. - Think about what you did. - You can put in time out. The seat belt doesn't come off. They're just like locked in. - But like notes, every time I've always, like someone's almost hit me, it's always because they're old. They're like really old. - And then you feel bad, you're like, I know, you feel bad too. - But at the same time-- - They're terrified of driving. - Oh yeah. - Like my grandma terrified to drive. - God forbid you try to take my grandma's drivers or her car away. - We go in hell. - Oh yeah, no, that was-- - But I do think she should be put on a test to be like, grandma, you got to prove yourself, man. - My grandma's turning 98 years old this year. - She behind the wheel still? - I think finally, my parents were able to like, get her to stop driving because they live close enough. They're like, if you need anything, just call us like, we're retired, we can come get you. But, oh, she threatened to take people out of her will if they brought up the idea of her-- - Really? - Oh wow. - To stop driving, yeah. Like she was-- - Oh, she's like, I'm dying on the road. - She's like, oh, my last day will be on the road. Grandma, you're gonna kill somebody. - She was about that life. - She was hanging that wheel over your head. - Yeah, that's crazy. I know, but legitimately, I think my mom had to like bring in my grandma's priest from church to be kind of like moderate it. - She said to do that a couple times. - Those rich old people must feel so powerful having like such a big will, or such a big like, having so much money. - Oh, Zane, Zane, when he's ready to die looking at the grandkids, like, not you. - I'm like, you, I'm like, you get more-- - Oh, I'm making them do so much just so they get a section in that wheel. - Grandpa's back really hurt. - Nurse, so from the side, all the kids are running. I got you, Grandpa. - Oh, but they're also trying to figure out a way to get you out sooner, too. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Like, when is it grandpa's time? - Damn, could somebody get me a soda? (laughing) - Yeah, that's good. - Who's a little special in that soda pot? - Grandpa, you want to cigarette for old times? - Not! - All the time, say treat yourself. - No filter, no filter. (laughing) - That's the thing, my grandma doesn't even have that big of a will, but yet my aunts and uncles, some of them are fighting over it. I'm like, it causes so much. - That's such a crazy thing to such issues in families. - It's like so evil. - It really is. - No, nobody should be fighting over. It's whoever's money it is, it is their fucking at their discretion. They could put it wherever the fuck they feel. - Imagine fighting for something that's not yours. - It's right. - And I'm sure the person has a will feel like fucking shit. - Oh, wow, they don't care about me. - They just want the car. - We just had two minutes ago. (laughing) - It's not nice. - It's not nice. - Like my grandma worked at a grocery store for like 60 years. She's not, what do you want? - The twin bed that she sleeps in. Like you're not getting that much, okay? - Yeah. - And then people, oh, I want grandma's jewelry. It's like, okay, okay. - I want grandma's birkin. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Chill. - Chill, it's mine. (laughing) - Oh, chill, chill. - You thought I'd just call a dizzle. - You're like, no, no, no, whatever, it's fake anyways. And then like, you try to like convince him it's not real so they don't want it. I heard it was all fake. - Would you be petty enough to be, to not put anyone on the wheel and just have it go to the door? - Fuck no. (laughing) - I'll give it to the dog. - If I was to do anything, if I didn't want to give my wheel to anybody, I'd blow at all. - What? - I mean, 90 years old, yeah. - It's car after car after car after car after car after car. - Oh, you're gonna cry. - Oh, crap. - Oh, crap. - Do you really need a Lamborghini right now? - Yeah, I'm a sur-fuck-a-do. - Yeah, I do. - Maybe I do. - There is something really just nice about, blowing at all. - Oh, I mean, you know, you have like, a year left. - Oh. - Or just, you know what? I would, this is crazy. Imagine you had like, a million dollars to your name, right? That was your will. Do as much as I could with the money. But take that rest and just blow it all on lottery tickets. - lottery tickets. - lottery tickets. - All on lottery tickets. I'd hire like a hundred people to just scratch them off. - Zane wins, get to 500 million. And then as in bigger trouble, doesn't know what to do with that money. - I see it. - How the fuck do I blow this? - I think it would be incredibly difficult to blow 500 million. - Oh. - What would you do? - There was an insane, I saw a TikTok recently. There was kind of describing the difference between like a million and a billion and stuff. And they were like, you would have to spend like $10,000 every single day for like 240 years or something. It might even be longer in order to spend a billion dollars. - It makes no sense. - Like the difference between a million and a billion. - Yeah. - Just fucking, it makes no sense. So when you look at it, it doesn't seem like it would be, like obviously you know, it's a lot, but like the actual difference, and then they did the other analogy or whatever it was where they did it for seconds. - Oh yeah, for seconds, what do you mean? - Like, how much, put it into perspective of time. - Oh yeah. - Like a million dollars was a million seconds. Like how long that would be versus-- - Oh yes, yes. - Okay, so one million seconds is approximately 11.6 days. - A billion seconds. - 31.7 years. - That's a fucking crazy dude. - A million to one day. - That makes no fucking sense. - It's out of control. - And then a trillion, do a trillion? - 31,000 years. - 31,688 years. - And can you, and the fact that we're trillion dollars in debt. - Oh yeah, we're like 36 trillion dollars. - How are we 36 trillion dollars in debt? - Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, how do we even do fucking, oh, two, two, uh, two, uh. - Yo, uh, uh, two fucking, uh, two, uh, two, god, two, uh. - How the fuck? - What do you mean? - I love this. To put that into perspective, one trillion seconds ago was about 31,709 years ago, the time of the Hunter Gatherers long before the invention of written history and the construction of the pyramids. (laughing) But then did you see that there is a way for Elon Musk to become the world's first trillionaire? I cannot fathom. - I heard that. (laughing) - I think there's families that have a trillion. - I think Apple is like a trillion dollar company, I think. - So does Apple have like a bank account? Like, like, do you, like, do you go to like Apple, like a Chase Bank and like Apple has an account? How does that work? - Apple is a fucking four trillion dollar company. - Just let that sink in. - Hope you like your new phone. (laughing) - Yeah, you know how they got to be a trillion dollar company. - Like, cutting out the boxes that come with the charger. - No, no, no, no, no, they sell shit like this for $230. - What is that? - It's the new iPhone sock. - Oh, did you, wait, did you fucking see? Did you see that they are coming up with a new air pod, with a screen on it? - Yes. - And people were like, we're getting a fucking iPod again. The iPod just came back around and everyone's like, oh, look as the iPod with a screen on it. It's like, no bitch, we just got the fucking iPod again. We just, the iPod just came back around and everyone is freaking out of it. It's an iPod fucking shuffle. It's a fucking iPod nano. - With the cases just a fact or with the earbuds attached. - It's an iPod nano. - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable, go fuck yourself. (laughing) I hate that. I fucking hate that. - Yeah, that makes me really, really angry inside. - Which if this came out at the time of like the nano. - We'd be like fucking awesome. - This would be insane if it came out the time we got, we had the iPod shuffle. Imagine that you're just, without the fucking strings, are you kidding me? - But today, no need. - There's no need for the screen. - Who's changing it on that anyways? You're on your phone. - Yeah, like they're-- - Exactly. Everybody has their phone on them. - Or you don't even need the phone or the case 'cause you just go, boop, boop, boop. Yeah, you just fucking click twice here in the next song. - They're gonna market this as like, it's for people who run. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, guess he's, without looking, guess how much it is? - 500 bucks. - Yep, 450. - Fucking insane. - Stupid. - Stupid price. - If you buy this, you're stupid. - Yeah. - I come in. - Whoever, whoever buys this. - That's really cool. - You're a wha, you're a fucking wha. - But you're even in the same thing with this. - You're even in Donmer if you're buying a fucking $300 sock around your arm. - That's some, you know, that's some shit Jacob Lorty would wear. (laughing) - That is some shit. You would see him walk out of a fucking New York fashion week show and he has that shit. Everyone's like, I gotta have it. - Oh, but it's $200,000. - It's from Isa Miyaki though. - What is that? - It's $230 fucking dollars. - It's half of that air pod nano nano. - Yo, I'm just sick of the consumerism. - Mm-hmm. - Like just the consumer culture of just feeling like we need this. - It's absolutely insane. (laughing) - Things ordering it. - Absolutely this. (laughing) - Ticking. (laughing) - We need to stop. - The party ends now. - The party ends tomorrow. - Paying $230 for polyester. - Go fuck yourself. - I wanna get rid of my phone and I wanna get a little flip guy. - Do it. - And just. - That's a good challenge, if you should do it. - Well, I wanna get, I forget what it's called, but it's one of those like dumb phones. - Yeah, I think that's what it is called. I think it's called the dumb phone. - Where it's all black and white. The only thing it has on it is texting, calling. - Never heard of it. - Music, it's a, what's the name of it? The brand. - This? - No, not that one. - It's something like this. - Click that top one to the right one more. - That one. - That's the one I was looking into. Light phone, that's it. - Light phone. - 700 dollars. - Look at that. Oh, you get phone alarm, directions, music, notes, calendar. - It's 700, you're gonna have, no, the price is 700 dollars to make your life harder. - Also, why is it shaped like that? Why is it so fucking wide? - All that and it's bigger than an iPhone? - Because they're trying to mimic like a beeper, like just suddenly you just have it on the side, like a, who made this? The light phone. - Yeah, it's called light phone. Go back though, I wanna see that other one that looked like a jitterbug. - Do they still sell that? The jitterbug? - That one on the right. Ooh, that one? - No, one more to the right. - That's a good rule. - That's what I want, baby. - That's literally my grandma has that phone right now. - She 100% has that phone. - What's the Hunger Games symbol? What is it? - F1 Pro. - All right. That's all you need. - This looks like my first phone. - I mean, you know what, that's a great like, imagine like you're at a bar and you just like, pull out your phone and go like that. Everybody be like, - No, no, no, no. - A girl comes up and you're like, "Let me get your number." You're like, "Yeah, one second. "You flip your phone." (laughing) - Ooh, there's a green flag right there. That's a green flag. But I pull out multiple phones. (laughing) - But then like you have like an iPad at home or something to like upload your Instagram. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause it's so hard to like not scroll. It's so hard. - Oh, I know. - It's so annoying. - They've mastered it. They have mastered the heart of making us need to, it's not want to need to scroll. - I have such a problem like when I wake up and go to bed. - I try so hard. - And I know it's bad for me. I know it's messing up my sleep. Just like pitch black in my room and I just got this bright light in front of my face and I'm just, it's terrible. I try so hard to not use it in the morning. But I just like, my brain like forgets that I don't want to use it. And so when I turn off my alarm, it's just immediately like I don't get out of bed for like another 20 minutes. - You know, they need to come up with some, I don't know how, like this, I'm just gonna just spit ball and you take it and try to make something out of it. They should just come up with something like a brand is just like, we are anti looking at your phone all day. It's almost like a, like a dare program but for like tech, right? Where it's like, you know, we cannot get off our phones. So we're gonna start rewarding people that really consume their like shit on their phone less, right? So for every second or for every minute that you're not on your phone scrolling, we're gonna reward you with points. And you could take these points, you could buy flights, you could buy groceries, you could buy gas, you just buy, like it's just, it's a way to reward people to not be on their phone and to like. - Interesting. - Take that and make something out of it. - Oh, you can make something out of that. - Yeah. - I don't know how you're gonna do that. - Well, you think about it. - There's no way, there's no way too. - 'Cause they wouldn't wanna go out and just give all that money away because you decided to do something, especially when the advertisers are the ones that are paying where they get the money from. If you're on your phone. If you think about it, it's like, it's similar. I feel like it's similar to like, credit card rewards points, right? You get rewarded the more you use it, the more you use it. But it's okay, but it's the opposite where if you built this out as a company, you could partner with brands to like feature 'cause that would still get people to consume your product, right? Like if you got, like you could partner with Delta. - Zane would hack it. He'd have a phone that he uses and one that he leaves off all the time. - Yeah, I haven't touched mine. - No, no, no, no, I haven't used this phone at all. - So the way it would work is that you have, you have to download their app, right? And so the app is on your phone and then it has access to like just like your whole phone, right? And it only monitors or turns on when your phone is not being used. - Yes, but to Heath's point, there is a way. - There's a way around it, but like it's connected to your Apple ID, right? So if your Apple ID is on like an iPad and the other phone, then maybe it's not gonna work. - It's not gonna work. - No, no, no, it can work. - It's a fun, it's a fun, listen, we've thought about it for 30 seconds. It can work. (laughing) - There's just a way to do it. - The way I'm like, ooh, I should probably read my book before I go to bed, but then I'm like, book colors and sounds. (laughing) - Yes. - And like I get it, that's why kids have such a hard time when you put the screen time. - Oh yeah. - Of course the baby wants the screen. - Don't you dare give your baby an iPad? - Absolutely not. [BLANK_AUDIO] - Yeah, I didn't take you wood. - Okay, no one does to me. You better be in two. - And your brain is basically just like-- - Go come out with it. - And you gotta, if you wanna be really good with it, you have to make sure there's only a TV on your phone and like maybe in your bathroom. Like wherever a kid won't be, just that's where you get your TV time if you ever want TV time, but just don't have it in the living room or don't have, like the baby just doesn't know a screen exist. Like they have the baby live like a, like a, what do they call it that don't do tech? - Homage. - Homage. - Yeah, have like an homage household. - Yeah, have them churning butter. - You should do an experiment. Use your kid as an experiment. - I'm just thinking like 'cause like when I was younger, like obviously we had like our cell phones when we got into like high school and stuff like that, which weren't what we have today. I think I got an iPhone senior years when they were like, getting big. We had one TV in the house in the living room that we would only put on after we ate dinner at the table as a family. I loved that growing up, get home from school, do some homework. My mom was cooking dinner. We would sit together, we would eat, and then they are. It's put something on the TV. Watch TV for like an hour and a half, so, and then it's all right, time for bed. - Very, very similar setup. TVs weren't allowed in the bedroom. - I didn't have a TV in my bedroom either. - TV's in the bedroom were just weren't a thing. Even in parents' bedroom. - My parents didn't have a TV in their bedroom. - I had friends. - They did after I got much older, they had a TV in there, but then they didn't really. - I think all of my friends had TVs in their rooms. - Yep, me too. - But I wasn't allowed. We had two TVs in the house, there's one in the living room, and then we had a semi-finished basement, and that's where the other TV was. - That's where I was not never allowed to have a computer in my room. - Ever. - We had one computer in the living room that everybody used. - Yeah. - Because then you go to your friend's house that had TVs in the room, do a little sleepover. Boy, I was skinimax. You know, you know it's fast. - Skinimax? - That's it, man. - That late time HBO, we had very different childhoods growing up. Mine was, we would play rock band. - Well, we would play rock band too, but then when it got late. - We would wait until like, usually at 3 a.m. is when like, they would start playing the HBO's, like, the special, like, adult show. - Pause it, pause it, pause it, rewind it. - But you'd have it on last, and like, the last would be like, would be like a MTV or a Cartoon network or something. - And return channel to the channel. - Yeah, the return of the last. - You're here, so we come. - But you know what I would do? I would press last and immediately go up in the channel. So the last was that the channel. - So you have to do that because if they ever took the remote and just pressed last, they know. - Oh, you found out a time or two about that. - But like, you know, can you get in trouble for that? Is that like crazy? - What? - Like a baron gang ground you because you want to watch something like naughty. - I think they absolutely can. - Yeah, well they can't take it away from me. (laughing) Good luck. - They can't do that. - It's your space, it's your area. - I can't do that. - It's not fair. - It's your TV, man. - I wanna make music a thing. I think I talked to you about that, like not gonna podcast, but just like, sitting and enjoying music. - Yes, bring that good music back. - Good, sweet. - Good and nothing to eat. - Good. (laughing) - Me with my kid in Mariah. Do you mind if I put on a record real quick? - I'm up. - Good. - Sweet. - We're cooking good and nothing to eat. - Yeah, I wanna have like, sit down time and just listen to music. - Yes. - I've been really just enjoying putting a record on and then just kind of vibe and out. - Existing. - I've noticed that I'm so happy when I have music that I like on. Like just listening to music, like it puts me in such a good mood. - Yeah. - That's good. - No matter what, too. But the biggest thing is like finding the type of music that's gonna get to that mood. - Yeah. - 'Cause it varies. - Every day, like, when I go to the gym, it's a different-- - Struggle. - It's yeah. - What's gonna hype you up? - What are you doing? - 'Cause then if you did the same thing over and over, you're just like, oh, I know. - Loses it's a fact. - I've been doing a lot of my workouts in silence. - I've done that part. - I usually do it. - Because it stresses me out trying to find the perfect song every single time. Where now, I just, in silence. - 'Cause then you get distracted if a song comes on that you don't like, you're like, I can't lift to this. - Yeah. - I can't work out to this. - I can't. Yeah, dude, because when a bad song's on, I literally get weaker. - Yeah. - I literally, I start shaking. - I can't do it, so I just, yeah. - Sometimes I'll just listen to podcasts. - I really need to train my brain to listen to podcasts that are gonna, like, improve my life. - I'm telling you. - I just like-- - The diary of a CEO. It's so interesting. I wanna send you one. - Yes. - I don't wanna check it out. - Because there was one that, obviously, I am nowhere near having a baby, right? But one of the most interesting podcasts I listened to was he had, like, a fertility expert on the podcast. And she was talking about all sorts of things, but specifically what got me was how parents connect to their kids in, like, the different roles that parents play in a kid's life. And I was thinking about this recently because you were saying, I think, Annie Letterman or somebody asked you how it feels knowing that you're, like, kids about to be born. And you said, I know it's real, but it doesn't feel real. And the reason I wanna send you this is 'cause there's a part where she was, like, a father in his child don't actually connect or, like, start to form a bond until physical touch is involved, right? And so it's like, you're not wrong for feeling the way that you feel because it's just, like, biologically ingrained that it's, like, that's how fathers and children bond, is, like, once you hold them and stuff like that. And it's just so, she goes all into, like, the science and the chemicals or brains release, but it's so interesting to just, like, learn stuff like that. I wanna send you that. It makes sense 'cause, like, Mariah has been carrying our child, like, feels him moving every day, feels. Yeah, she's growing him. So it makes sense that she feels more connected. Whereas you, you just see it happening, but you're not, like, experiencing it. Can't believe I'm so close. I know. When this comes out, you have probably, oh, maybe a week. It's gonna be a while. Yeah. The first time I see it's probably gonna be on a FaceTime. So weird. That's crazy. Through tech. Tech, you know? I'll send you a picture and a. Send me like a postcard. Send me a vintage photo. I wanna see it through a Polaroid picture. Oh, that's cute. It still feels more authentic. I'll put, I'll put Incon, my baby's foot. And then. Oh, yeah. That's cute. Just so I see, yeah, just, that's the first thing I see. He just tees me a little bit. Give me a little bit more, like, crumb, crumb, crumb. I think that's all we have for today. Thanks for tuning in. We love you guys. Oh, so fun. What a fun app. What a fun EP period. Enjoy this. We are so happy that you're here every month watching, listening to us, taking the time out of your fucking busy life and you can be doing anything else right now. And you chose to spend it with us. So thank you for that. So thank you. We appreciate that. 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