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But nice pants.
And that's what makes it hip hop.
You know what?
You know where this is from?
You got to be loose.
You know who has good clothes and I did not think they would?
Who?
Fashion Nova men.
Oh.
They have like pretty solid.
That's cheap.
And not only that, it delivers in like less than 24 hours.
It's like Amazon.
Okay.
Okay, fast fashion.
So fashion Nova, yeah.
I guess fast fashion is not good.
You know who's got really good clothes?
Sheen.
Sheen.
I heard they don't.
They don't have good clothes.
No, I was making a joke.
Their shit's cheap, but like you actually, I heard girls actually don't like their clothes.
They're like, it comes like not the way it's supposed to.
Yeah, not as advertised and also the whole fast fashion of it all.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, fast fashion is only bad when the clothes are bad.
That's what, like those sites.
Right, right.
I have to look at the material, like what is in it?
Like, well, it's great if you strike gold and it's something that's like, you're like,
okay, I'm going to buy that again, but it's never the same product.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like they're always cutting it from a different cloth.
Yeah.
Yes.
I agree.
And it's all made out of plastic.
Dude, when you buy, when you buy like a shirt from Amazon, you're like, you just need a
color for like a theme or whatever.
And it just comes in.
It's like made out of water bottles.
It's like parchment paper.
Yuck.
Oh, I hate it.
Okay.
Oh, they might want to take that Mexico shirt down after their loss.
Oh, right.
Mexico did lose.
Yep.
Come gone.
Zane, who, I know you said one of your friends made a bet.
I think it was for the Argentina game or what was, what was the, um,
Oh no, it was, um, it's not a friend.
Uh, what's his, he's a big streamer or he's a big YouTuber.
Bard on.
Um, yes, Steve, Steve.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
He put down like an insane amount of money on Mexico.
Oh, okay.
Did they end up winning?
No, you just had Mexico.
Oh, so he lost.
I was wanting it to be Argentina.
That's who I'm seeing this weekend.
Is Argentina.
Argentina versus Switzerland.
So I get to see messy in person, which is quite a flex.
That is where, where, where is that at?
In Kansas city, Kansas city.
I thought I was going to be seeing, um, not, what am I in Norway?
I thought I was going to see them and see, uh, the, um, the Viking.
Yes.
I thought I was going to be seeing him, but no, that is everybody.
He's putting AI on him and putting him in front of like game of thrones.
And he looks, he looks exactly like a character.
He needs a dragon.
Yes.
He needs a dragon.
He needs a dragon.
I agree.
I think he needs to be on the next season.
Just like how they put Ed Sheeran in an episode and we all fucking hated it.
I think they need to put him in an episode, which we will all hate, but it's, he deserves
it.
Cause he looks literally exactly like somebody that'd be in the show.
And it's, and like his, his little cameo is like, obviously not a soccer ball, but there's
like a bucket on the floor and he like kicks it and it like lands on something, you know,
where you're just like, okay, okay.
It makes sense.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I like that.
He that's.
That's a good way to like, you know, show his like, yeah.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh God.
Imagine watching a game.
Do you guys remember?
Um, oh my gosh.
It was probably like, has to be like 15 years ago now.
Do you remember the Beckham video on the beach where he like kicks like four soccer balls
in a row into a trash can?
It went like mega viral, like way back in the day.
Oh no.
I don't think I've ever seen that.
Okay.
This was like really, really early on.
And it was.
It was like a mind blowing video.
Watching it back.
Is it as cool?
Watch this.
So he's dribbling the ball.
He's looking at the camera.
He's got some cargo shorts on.
He's looking, looking good.
This definitely looks like it's in California.
That beach is wide.
And then.
Oh, so he's got.
Just wait.
He's got three balls.
Oh, there's no fucking way that garbage came back.
That is so.
There's no way.
There's no way.
I don't believe that.
This is like when Ryan Gosling threw a.
Football.
Football.
There's no fucking way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no way.
There's who.
No way.
So.
No, I know.
I know.
I know.
Everybody.
Everybody saw it and was like, okay, there's no way that that's real.
Like the whole thing was like.
It was around the time where you didn't know if things were real with like editing.
Like some people could do something.
So people were always like iffy about it.
Yeah.
And then everybody forgot about it.
But then apparently recently he came out and just said it was real.
It was back in 2011.
If you're going to lie for that long, you got to keep it going.
You know what I mean?
True.
True.
You can't back down.
Never back down.
I've never seen this video.
That's insane.
If that's real.
Holy shit.
Well, they should have put another camera angle by the trash can.
I don't know.
It looks a little too perfect.
No, it definitely looks way too perfect.
Yeah.
But also like, I don't think you, they were even thinking back then to, oh, we need to
put another angle.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to try just to, you know, just to take their side.
If you're going to lie for that, you can edit that.
If you really want it to, you can edit that.
Yeah.
I mean, like with dude, perfect stuff.
I believe.
I believe that.
Yeah.
They really, they really are doing that shit.
I mean, it takes a lot of takes, but they're good.
It's also their whole stick to like, imagine, imagine they were busted for faking it.
They're just that done.
Done.
My, my love out of the trick shot though, after all that success after years, I wouldn't
even be like that excited by nailing it.
They probably have to like tell themselves too.
Be happy and remind themselves because you just be so numb to it.
Yeah.
It's just not even exciting anymore.
Unless they're like filming a video.
That's like something that's never been done.
It's a Guinness world record, something like that.
I feel like that's the only way now where they get a little bit of a high where they,
when they finish it, they're like, oh yeah, we did it.
Or the, the, the high of dropping a new toy at target and making millions.
What's the toy?
They got toys on toys, man.
They're doing it big.
Oh my God.
Dude, perfect.
Yeah.
Is there a guy in the group who just like, doesn't make the trick shots?
Are they all good?
Or is there just one dude where it's like, dude, Derek, man, like it's already dark and
we have, you haven't made shit.
It's like, come on guys, pick it up tomorrow.
This'll be my try.
Wait, all five of these, there's five and all five of them are good at this.
Yeah, I guess so.
Have they all been friends forever?
Yeah, they're from Texas.
Shout out Texas.
I call BS.
So you're telling me they all grow up.
They all grow up together and they're all fucking perfect.
Well, I bet one person like is good at shooting the videos.
One person's good about setting up the stunt.
Oh, if that's the case, then, then, then that makes sense.
But there's no way all five of them are just really just that good.
The one in the middle selling his house right now or his like, like, really?
Yeah.
Why are you looking?
It just, it just came up, but I was like, not my style.
Not my style.
I thought you liked lake houses.
Not like Southern dude.
Southern dude.
Is it like a.
It's like a two modern dude.
Perfect.
Like house.
It's not my like style.
Did it look modern?
It's like the whole thing is like very man cavey ish.
Yes.
The whole thing.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It looks like a corporate retreat type.
Oh, I see it from here.
Like it's the whole thing just is a big shed, you know, like barn dominium style.
Oh, that is a man cave right there.
Look at that shit.
Yeah.
But, but if that was like a wedding venue and that's where like the, the groom and you
know, his boys.
He's got ready.
You'd be like, this is sick.
That's a great bachelor party.
Like weekend.
Yeah.
Yes.
So good.
That's actually the best one I think I've seen, but why are they selling it?
He's probably like that.
It's like, it's just a shed.
It's like, I'm, I'm, I'm done living in a shed.
Oh my gosh.
It's sold for 8.4 million.
Oh, it's already sold.
Okay.
Did a show on sale.
So when you're looking at it, I bet I'm not looking at it.
It was just an article on Facebook and I clicked it.
You were looking my bad.
No, I thought you were like, you know, when you're looking at it, you're
like having fun on Zillow and just looking around.
I thought that's what you're doing.
Do you guys know acres like really well in your head?
No.
Like if someone says it's a hundred acres, you visually can see the
hundred acres in your head.
So what is equivalent to a hundred acres?
Like a normal house.
One acre.
One acre is like, okay.
Do you remember my Toluca house?
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Where it had the main house.
Then it had the guest house, the yard in the front, the back.
How many acres?
That was only a half an acre.
Oh boy.
I was about to say, there's no way that was one whole.
Because an acre is still big.
It's a lot of land.
Okay.
Oh, all right.
43,560 square footed.
So it's still a lot of land.
Like, you know, like just for a half acre is a good size lot.
Yeah.
Damn.
A hundred acres.
I mean, that's a whole ranch.
That's a whole, that's, that's a really nice property.
A hundred acres.
You have how many acres for yours?
Like mine's exactly one acre.
Oh, one, one acre.
So you just got a picture.
See my brain though.
I, it's still, I can't create the grid in my head.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's just a point to where my imagination
I can't visualize it.
So it's big, but if you were to look at it from like an aerial,
like if you're looking at a plane and you look down,
you'd be like, oh, that's it.
But it's really hard to explain.
Oh, that's a great map.
Okay, a football field.
Heath, you see that?
Yeah.
I think that's a good.
That's one acre?
Yeah.
Is basically 90-ish yards.
Like 80% of the football field is an acre.
It's pretty good though still.
Like that's a good chunk of land.
I would have to just go to a friend's ranch and they tell me how many acres
and I just have to remember that friend's ranch in my head
to like compare to other people's ranches, if that makes sense.
Think about the AI-generated football field.
Okay.
And then you'll remember.
18 average-sized homes equals one acre.
That's a good way to look at it too.
Or 1,584 potatoes.
Who made this graph?
Potatoes?
I agree with that.
Yeah, potatoes.
That's a perfect visual marker of how many.
Like, fuck off.
This is 1,500 potatoes.
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Hey, boss, what do you think?
You know, we could compare houses.
What about potatoes?
Ah.
Now that you know, if somebody's like, I'm going to bring 1,500 potatoes to this gathering,
in your head, you'd be like, oh, my God, you're bringing an acre to my house.
I still struggle with that as well.
Like, if even 1,500.
Like, I can't tell capacity.
If someone goes, how many people were at the party last night?
I don't know.
I can't know.
40 or 50 people.
I go, that's 40 or 50 people.
Once we're past 100, I can't tell.
Like, you know those games where they'll put like a giant gumball machine?
Like, trying to guess how many.
I could not.
I couldn't even tell you.
Like, dude, it's either fucking like 200 or 5,000.
Like, I cannot give you a good guess in between that.
Those I'm decent at.
But you know what I'm really bad at is doing leftover calculations for Tupperware.
Okay.
Bro, I am so bad at like looking at like how much something is left and I got to pick the
size Tupperware for it.
I am way off.
I'm pretty good at that.
Mariah nails that shit every time.
And I'm like.
I'll be putting it in and I've got, you know, a whole serving left on the side.
And I'm like, damn.
Now I got to get a small one.
Oh, I'll be pressing that shit.
I'll be making it a lasagna.
Whatever it is the leftover is, that's going to be a block of it.
I'm not dirting another Tupperware.
You are getting in here.
And the rest is going in the trash.
If it didn't make it in the one Tupperware.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Didn't have it.
And if it doesn't, and if it doesn't fit on the top, doesn't fit.
It's foiled.
I don't care.
I'm going to foil the all around it.
It's going to, it's going to make it in there.
Oh, sometimes.
Yeah.
We'll take our fucking little, what do you call it?
Little Dutch oven thing.
I'll put that shit in the fridge.
I'm not even like, what is that again?
It's basically just like a big pot.
A pot.
You do this one.
Yeah.
Put the whole thing in.
I put the whole thing in.
I'll turn that top upside down.
So the little lid can slide under.
We're good.
Yeah.
We're good.
How do you, how do you guys store cold pizza?
I don't.
Oh, whole box.
Yeah.
Slide the whole box in.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
My dad growing up was like foil wrapping it around the pizza.
Get foil on the pizza, but no toss it, toss it or finish it.
Cold.
Toss it or finish it.
I, well, I mean my fat ass, I eat, I'll eat the whole box.
I will.
Yeah.
Zane's never heard of leftover pizza.
I'm not, I'm not putting that shit in the fridge.
It's like, does not taste right the next day.
Unless you air fry it and kind of crisp it up and bring it back to life.
That's too much work.
And then you microwave it and you're like, like I, like I'd rather.
Just order another pizza the next day.
You're out of control.
Yeah.
Just ordering another fucking pizza.
I want it hot, ready and fresh.
Like Matt, I used to eat like a box of pizza, like four times a week.
Like I was, it was dangerous.
Well, that's when I was very large.
Yeah.
And frugal little Caesars with like, I had no money.
That's good.
Little Caesars was there for you.
Wasn't it like seven bucks a pop?
Seven bucks a pop.
Five bucks a box.
You see little Caesars does hit.
Does it still hit though?
It depends on the context.
It hits when you're in the mood for like shitty pizza.
Okay.
Ooh, the 999 Weberoni.
Like I was in the Kalamazoo airport.
Terrible, terrible delay.
Like four hour delay.
They, they bought little Caesars and it tasted good.
They bought little, what do you mean?
Cause there's no food options at the Kalamazoo airport.
So they're like, we got to feed these people.
So they bought the airport, bought us.
I'm surprised that they bought you pizza.
Normally they don't like give a shit.
I think it's certain airports.
If it's small enough, they got to keep customer service up, you know?
Yeah.
But I just did not think that they would do that.
Yeah.
I mean, water's at most in my head is like, oh, like waters makes sense.
Like, oh, here's a water, but little Caesars, that's kind of sick.
It's nice when like you're on a delayed plane, the little flight attendant comes by.
Yeah.
Like, what do you want a Coke?
They give you the whole damn can.
They give you the full can.
Usually when there's a delay, what's the smallest thing.
The smallest, uh, runway, like airport you've ever landed in where it was like an insane,
like you had to, as soon as you landed, I don't think I've ever been to one where it
was like a dramatic, cause I can't see it.
You know, I'm on the plane.
For me, it was Florence.
Florence has a really short, tiny airport, a tiny runway.
And it's also like a one runway thing where it's like you land and the plane has to like
literally turn around on the same runway and then exit.
Like it's not like a whole system.
It's weird.
It's either four.
Yeah.
And as soon as we touched the ground, they had like planes have to stop immediately and
it's a rough fucking landing and it happens every, it's every, every plane that lands.
What's the one, there's like two really crazy ones.
There's one that comes in like right over the beach and it's like 10 feet above people's
heads.
And then there's another crazy one that comes over the top of like a mountain, like cliff
and it just like has to drop down really fast to get at the level of the airport.
And it looks crazy.
Move the airport.
Yeah.
Make it bigger.
Build another one.
I like, Oh, how is that?
Like the mountain down?
No, that that's insane.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just waiting for something to happen.
And then when something happens.
And then they're like coming in sideways.
Cause it's windy.
Yeah.
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My birthday's tomorrow.
It's your birthday tomorrow.
Did you ever get anxiety the day before your birthday?
Happy early birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Happy birthday, Raven.
Yeah.
I always do it.
Like, in every. I mean. Every year on my birthday, I just, for some reason, my body does just not want to be in
a good mood.
It's like. Yeah.
It's this weird thing where I just try to. Pass it.
And I'm the same way, but I try to fight that all the time.
Yeah.
But I do get this. I think I get more anxiety the day before, just knowing I want to enjoy tomorrow.
Yeah.
Even though I'm having a party, like, next weekend, but. Which I think is a good idea.
Like, I don't want to celebrate my birthday on the day at all.
I'd rather, like, again, wait a few weeks.
And then do something.
There's just something weird about it.
Like, I don't know why.
But I'll get depressed, though, if I didn't do anything for myself on my birthday.
Mm-hmm.
Like, you know what I mean?
I know I'm talking about, like, a lazy. Like, but a lazy birthday where you didn't do anything.
Mm-hmm.
No one even lit you a cake.
I know I'm going to get that.
Yeah.
But just, "Oh, I should have got some friends together just to have some drinks and stuff,"
and just enjoy the time. Yeah. to recognize the birthday.
If I'm sitting on my phone throughout an entire evening on my birthday and I didn't do anything. Yeah. that's going to kill me.
I'm going to be in a bad mood already, so I might as well just, like, let it. Yeah.
Like, I'm just going to waste that day away.
And then I'll feel better the next day.
And then it's like, "Oh, okay.
We'll celebrate my birthday another day."
Now I'm ready to celebrate.
Yes.
Yes.
It's like my body is, like. turns off it's like okay it passed now let's do it you're expecting something but you don't care
for me that's what that's like that's like that for me like i genuinely i'm not expecting anything
but like i don't know why it's just feels so sad i know you know what i mean like i but i don't like
i don't care for you to like surprise me with anything or like surprise birthday i don't care
like i don't need it but my body's just do you get yourself like a gift for your birthday do
you ever treat yourself not on my birth no no i mean like i i've treated my ourselves like a trip
for my birthday sure okay if that makes sense but i don't think i buy myself a gift but yeah feeling
sad on your birthday often called the birthday blues it's extremely common stem some pressure
to be happy reflecting on unmet life goals aging anxiety past negative experiences i have been
getting like aging anxiety late dude yes same like the years it's the years of the 20s that
have gone by
which i've loved but knowing that that whole segment is like gone and you've lived all of
that every year it's further and further away which makes it like super sad because your 20s
feels everything feels still so new and still so recent but it's your adult era so it's all like
very fresh but then looking back like that's not who i really was 10 years ago you've had growth
yeah but it's just this i don't know it freaks me out yeah it's thinking about like what would
like if somebody's celebrating their 27th birthday in my head it's like oh wow they're like an
adult
they're old but like 27 compared to 33 that was that was fucking five six years ago it's a long
time ago it's crazy it's so it's so weird to think about my biggest anxiety comes from um
like i look at my brother he's 40 and my grandparents are 87 wow he's had them for 40
years yeah and they're still relatively young grandparents yeah and then i look at like i just
had 20 years of anxiety and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh
and then my parents are already 67 my dad's 67 so i'm like i want i know you wish you could have
more time you know you wish you could like but you know what you still have the present you have
to remind yourself of that it's still here right in front of you it's just enjoying it running the
math can drive you crazy though about it does it does but then i get told all the time that
your 40s is like the best years of your life so that like that gets me also excited too
i think i think they say that for everything they'll be like oh your 20s is your best years
then when the 20s passes they're like oh don't just wait the 30s is the best and then 30s pass
they're like 40s gonna like no i don't know i knew from high school just posted his son was turning
15 i'm like that's crazy yeah and he had kids young but you're like wow 15 i haven't even had
kids lucky bastard he's almost like he's almost done with like being you know what i mean because
it's it's work it's like to get to 15 years old your kid being 15 that's that's a lot of years
of work yeah you put your time in i would like that's a lot of years of work that's a lot of
sometimes i always think about this like in my head it's like having a kid and then having no
to like like like enjoy because it's i feel like they're all like your kids are all like always
like the most fun in their like teens right it's like you don't have to like take care of them too
much you don't have to like think about fucking yeah getting into bed on time or anything like
that those are like the fun years yes but you have to like it sucks you have to do all those
yeah you got it it sucks you have to raise your kids
it sucks you have to raise your kids
come on grow get this baby growing i know my mom just texted me uh scheduling my grandma's
100th birthday wow wow december that's awesome how's she doing she's she's sharp as attack
frail as hell though unfortunately she's sharp though that's good how hard are we going on that
party like make it big but keep it light god imagine being a hundred actually
i mean i think i would actually feel super fucking satisfied yeah at that point you're just like i've
lived longer than a lot of people kind of lonely though like all your friends like yeah hope i mean
i would hope you'd have like kids like you know you had kids grandkids oh yes in terms of family
but like all the people that were around your age that you were doing like life with yeah like it's
very rare they all like i already know as well i already know if i made it to 100 but like i last
longer than all my friends you know i'm making a tiktok
i'm making a tiktok
already thinking about content like my hundred i'm gonna like when you win when you make it past
all your zane's hundredth video he's a hundred you gotta be kidding he decides he's gonna upload
like again like i'm back i'm back uh zane gets on a hoverboard and tries to redo trying to do
everything i used to be able to do as a 30 year old who is the oldest person in the world or in
the world right now
i bet it's a hundred i believe it's a hundred and like 20 something no damn yeah you know that's that
click refresh 116 okay ethel ethel caterman i feel like we shot it around the past so you can just
check she's still going she's doing good she says her uh remarkable longevity to her motto never
argue with anyone sure oh my can you imagine she like she's here and she looks like oh god that's
an old picture that was 40 years ago i'm a 40 year old man i'm a 40 year old man i'm a 40 year old man
40 years ago is like it's like 80 116 is wild yeah damn 16 more heap 16 more years and her 117th is
coming up august next month wow we'll check back in just stay with us guinness world's record let's
get her on i don't think she'll be able to like do this for for like hold on she was she was born
in 1909 um look look up like what
like she's as old as like invented yeah is that titanic that you're yeah she was born three years
before the titanic wow i'm trying to think like what what wasn't even invented yet internet
she didn't have tiktok in 1909 i mean anything tech wise definitely did not exist yeah like i
don't even think like was coco did coca-cola exist main sports weren't even around yet like
football wasn't even a sport she's seen it all oh wow 1886 never mind
yeah but she was drinking it when it had real cocaine oh yeah when it was like real bad for you
yeah yeah yeah yeah she didn't have diet coke though but yeah she eventually got it she was a
child she was a child she was a child when was diet coke invented should we guess yes i'm gonna
guess 80 70s 70s okay good no it was no it um it was invented in 1887 oh you're talking about 19
um 1980 1982 today
joe wow happy diet coke day july 8th 1982 that's fucking crazy that is weird
whoa we should we should celebrate we should celebrate zane you're having a diet coke yeah
let's go give me a diet i just like my hairs are up that is cool all right look up look up uh coke
zero sugar i didn't have diet coke wow okay diet coke happy birthday diet happy birthday
hey we fucking love you we're big fans we love you so much you've changed my life and i drink
one of you at least once a day at least once a day every single day i never miss a beat honestly same
the product placement in devil wears product too was amazing that movie they were just like
oh with like that yes i kept like zooming in on like just the bottle diet coke happy freaking
birthday diet coke my dc let's go god why am i like that just
fuck you
it made me happy yeah that just like really blew up my energy right now i'm not gonna lie
did they post for it i bet you they didn't post for it yeah you think maybe
oh they didn't even know they don't even know that's crazy chicken breast or chicken thighs
chicken breast or chicken thighs everyone
just like what like i wrote it down because i thought it was
you wrote it down yes and something to talk about because i'll say though chicken thighs
are i think are better than chicken breast patricia's been like showing me the chicken thighs
no no there's nothing better than chicken legs boneless chicken thighs chicken legs
chicken legs but chicken legs like a drumstick yeah i know at a renaissance fair man oh at a
renaissance yeah no i mean no i'm saying i'm just talking about eating a damn chicken leg but like a
chicken thigh is like it's so much juicier than a chicken breast like if you are getting some
yeah but you got more risk for like weird pieces
okay well cut them out but i don't know chicken thighs i've just been like where has this been
all my life okay okay here's i think here's a better one wings or flats
or lots drums or i know what you meant flats wait hold on what are flats called
flats like a wing like a regular wing like a traditional wing i've never heard someone call
them flats in my life really okay that's what we call them in florida oh that's what you call those
things oh okay no drums i've never heard someone call them flats in my life really
never even considered they're called drums every time i bite into it i'm just get to me
i get funky pieces and drums a nub you get like a big i hate that like a hard nugget that shit
fucking falls right off the fucking bone i like the flat hack yes where you take the you you give
it a little wiggle take the bone out yes then yeah yeah but you want not the whole thing sometimes
there's still pieces you want to take out guys check out this hack the only thing that throws me off about the
If you don't do that hack and you just bite one side,
of it you get them veins that run the length knuckle to knuckle and i'm just oh what's your
favorite wing place are we doing traditional wings are we doing boneless hooters hooters
though naked wings are good no i do not like their wings at all no no they don't have sorry
they only have good rocks buffalo wild wings i don't like getting wings though boneless buffalo
wings all day because you're telling me that's one two three four five six i ate six chickens
wings were ripped off yeah in my own stomach i think it's fake i call bs on that i think it's
just i think it's all parts of chickens and they just fucking form it in there and you think you're
getting something but because you're telling yeah but like matt's right there you're telling me that
i'm eating like multiple like chickens right now but i'm only eating these pieces like where's the
rest fucking going you're talking about real wings yes like we're talking about the drumsticks the
wings
the flats all of that knowing it's just like a true appendage of it rather than just a chicken
nugget off a breast like that they fried up and made a boneless chicken wing i feel a little bit
more like i feel better when i go to like ralph's or public's and i'm getting the whole rotisserie
chicken because i know i'm only killing one chicken pita would love that but i'll still eat
both but if i'm ordering for myself out of place i'm going boneless but if i'm at a party and
there's wings out and you bought them someone's got to eat them i'm eating them okay yeah yeah
wingstop is very good yes also buffalo wild wings still good yeah yeah they're still buffalo wild
wings you can go there watch a game have a beer maybe the environment's they got great appetizers
they got a lot more on the menu they're fucking hot nacho cheese dip whatever the fuck that is
love the menu's big wingstop they want you to get in there and get the fuck out
they're like what no this go they want you fucking they want you ordering it through
their app and then having somebody fucking pick up the food like yeah
eating inside a wingstop bold no bold move yeah maybe there are cooler ones out there i gotta go
but the ones in my neighborhood yeah get out they don't want to can i please like you don't have to
make it if you don't want to i also i can't think about i can't think of any other pluckers pluckers
down in austin texas that's fire that's a fun name for a wing place pluckers pluckers love me
some pluckers we're all getting cluckerer for a little bit of plucker okay okay
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void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply did you go to hooters as a kid
did you go to hooters yeah a lot me too so you oh
keith no i'm not a hooters family my mom loved it with my dad yeah no okay no no no uh
it was for lardo beach so we had some honeys at that hooters zane not the one not the one on
sunrise though but there was a there we we didn't go to like a hooters or anything like that but
there was this one spot called t1 a taxi but it was oh that sounds it's god it was dude my mom
couldn't even hate this place because of how good the hooters were and i was like oh my god
the food was the prices were amazing but it was just the ass version of hooters oh because it's a
butt like yes it was so like they would just wear these like they would barely wear any
and and my mom would sit there she would eat but she would love the food but her eyes would be like
this just making sure none of us were looking around but like it didn't make sense though it
just seemed like i dropped your credit card the environment didn't even feel like they need to do
that though like yeah it was it was totally unnecessary like i want to see some cheeks
on the on the taxi so i think i'm thinking these for new uniforms
the owner just walks out with it you're like are they still these types of establishments
now with you know what's the word just discriminatory like hiring is it like can
they still say no because they don't think like like when it comes to places like hooters yeah
like do that is a real problem i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know
really good question
guys we're going to hooters today and seeing does hooters
just the worst type of youtuber just there in like the braving glasses going
all in all in sunglasses just recording oh this is interesting oh hooters yeah they allow men now
i'm kidding applicants are legally hired as entertainers rather than traditional servers
which legally allows the company to be hired as entertainers
oh they found a little loophole that is a crazy loophole i'm surprised they were able to get
away with that they're entertainers so you gotta have the look twin peaks though was for the bad
girls oh the bad yes those were the ones that got kicked out of hooters like like with attitude
girls i knew in my school who worked at twin peaks just like they had like you're a certain
type of girl their hair was like blonde with like the black extensions underneath
it you know i mean like the bottom hair was just black how do you that is so
with the black hair with the because they were making good money they were getting their nails
done they had their best done they would back talk the teachers because how they were probably
making more than the teachers oh twin peaks i love the attire like that like to me that is like
that makes sense the name is really crazy when you think about it with the logo i didn't even
think about you it's pretty crazy and they would make and their their managers would be like post
on social media so those girls would always be like posting guys come to twin peaks tonight
oh they have to post for the restaurant i feel like the twin peaks uh girls i knew would post
when they were paid more for that you know what i think it was because this is the beginning of
social media i bet you know let's say these guys who work there they think you're cute they want
to come back when you're working and they probably add you on facebook yeah and so they're like hey
are my favorite tippers want to come in come in i'm working so it's like if you post a video
then they come like the the incentive is that they come looking for you and they're gonna give
you that tip okay oh and then we have this place called redneck heaven and these girls would just
wear bikinis this was not i would not go there with my family it's like when i was like in high
school like i guess but bikinis like put on some hot we're in a food establishment like you're
wearing a swimsuit i mean that's i mean isn't there there are places like actually
no there isn't you're right that is that is pretty crazy you know what i mean oh my god i may take it
back maybe it was just bikini night maybe they did wear jeans but it was just like golly too much oh
yeah oh my god those are the girls working there yes you know what i mean wait do they have one in
la no i think they went out of business they had a minnow shot there you would do a shot of tequila
and they bring you a live ass fucking minnow and you had to down that with a shot of tequila
they say that like oh it dies right when it hits your stomach sweetheart no it does and you'd be
like sure it's right when it hits your stomach sweetheart oh honestly with all the stomach uh
acids i wouldn't be surprised they're probably right and i did it oh god look at that you did
it we got it i did the minnow shot yeah because i was like i was young dude what was what was the
one thing oh gosh it was like a tequila but was there like a worm in it or like a scorpion yeah
they still got that in like certain off-brand of tequila bottles jared uh click that picture in
the middle this one yeah that was every rave zane went to as a kid oh no it wasn't okay it was props
to like our listeners if you're working at hooters if you are working at twin peaks like all respect
yeah i'm talking about just i don't think anybody listening right now works there for some reason
someone is pulling up right now yeah going just hits that break like yeah if you guys work at
twin peaks or hooters comment yeah how is it how is it these days are the men still like awful
or like hooters they would like get up and sit at the table with you it depends on the area right
the area like in florida like like there's fucking there's weirdos everywhere that's
going in there and eating every day and they're gonna act just like that the same but it was
it was nice though they had the smoking section outside yes you'd have like a little ashtray the
three dollar pbrs you're like i thought in florida i thought that everywhere outside you could smoke
even in restaurants i don't think so oh remember hooters had an airline no they didn't yes hooters
had an airline that ran for like a couple years there's no way it ran to vegas yes dude and the
flight attendants were hooters girls like i'm pretty sure like went to vegas it was a different
time you know what i want to see crispy cream air oh yeah chris hot and ready light on the plane
on the plane this doesn't seem to be sticky
like they got a
wipe that down crispy cream air please just imagine that though you know like that
there's a hot and ready
right next to the lavatory it's like sea belts and then they're just
yes that's that would be really nice oh i um i was just on a flight it was like a delta flight
and on their menu they had it was like a whole shake burt a shake shack burger meal i didn't
know they did that on flights that's what remy got sick off of i know but she said she did that
with that like i think it was for coachella a normal commercial flight she was on like a normal
a normal flight and got the oh i thought it was one of those like brand trips that she was on
where they took like a jet suite oh god i was so surprised i couldn't believe it i didn't eat it
though and you know why i didn't eat it because of remy's story i got way too scared remy got
like super sick eating a shake shack burger that like an airplane that that they offered like it
was like part of their uh menu and she said she got fucking sick so bummer but shake shack is
banging oh my i want one after this i'm gonna get one after this they're like a shake shack good what
probably like once a week i get it because i live right by one and like i can always like it's just
a drive away no i just drive but like i'm there like in a minute yeah and it's always ready they're
kind of mean but are there are there are a little like no well they don't want to help you like if
you're there to pick up you have to be like hi i would also be super annoyed if my place of
establishment had like 80 shakes to choose from and you just had to like fucking you had all these
ingredients that you had to fucking worry about when people just show up for a burger and then
you have somebody going like i want an oreo that with me oreo chocolate strawberry fucking
neapolitan shake they right now i think they still have it they have like a chocolate pudding shake
oh zane it is the best shake i've ever had in my life really oh my is that it does it's like a dark
chocolate shake is it's like pudding flavored okay do you remember like the cup of dirt dessert
oh it has crushed up like oreos in it
it is zane it is out of control i love that for y'all
chocolate blackout pudding
chocolate blackout pudding holy shit i'm getting one after this i'm getting one i can't i can't i
can't i can't i can't i can't oh yeah i tried their spicy one do not recommend why would you
get a spicy shake oh is it like a little korean themed yeah yeah just just to be fun you know
the spicy that shit was hot boy the the k-shack barbecue burger though is good from them it looks
good yeah sorry i think we're diving a little deep into shake shacks menu some of these people
do not have shake shacks oh so bardon didn't get in a streamer university what do you see him no
oh my god dude he had the meltdown online i'm worried about him wait like a real meltdown or
was it like a fake one because i i've seen him do like i feel like well then i guess he was
i mean he was if he was hamming it up
wait what is streamer university it's with kai's is this is this the video yes
everybody got a fair chance pause it wait one second no so do you know about kai senate how
he has this streamer university thing and he's trying to find like the next like big
30 to 50 streamers that he wants to like endorse and okay you know probably own a bit of their
business what does that come with though does he like promote the shit out of them yes they'll
they're gonna be part of this huge wave of attention and stuff your career can change
that's what i just wanted to give context about that of what bardon was upset about and these are
all the streamers that got upset uh accepted i just was worried about for dawn wait so i think
that was a real crash out oh it gets worse oh really oh my god i thought i thought i thought
he was acting i was like he's a good actor i thought it was really my moment are you sure
maybe he's hamming it up i really think he's hanging out guys maybe this take he's hamming
it up but right after it happened suzy was just like bro there's better things for you
i was like oh boy nick does this he he does like okay yeah i feel like that i feel like the whole
family they kind of like they know what they're they know what they're doing have you guys heard
about uh the real life mexican batman that's going around he's dressed up in batman and he's
dressed as batman and he also fights crime like i honestly don't know if he's dressed up as batman
it's just the he's masked yeah the citizens are calling him uh the batman yeah the batman of lagos
and so he will tape like he'll beat the shit out of thieves no way no there's no way for the people
listening these two boys are duct taped to a street pole and with a sign probably saying like
parents come pick them up yeah and he has like he wrote on their forehead like batman something
he he writes it's like rato or ratio or something it means thief in spanish and then this sign is
like a detailed description of the batman and he's like oh my god i feel like i'm gonna die
he needs to pick his like posters better i don't like the pink it doesn't yeah it's giving yard sale
holy shit this guy's like it looks like he's like probably bleeding from his nose or his head
and like so this guy this guy is pretty tough he's strong seems like he yeah good for in a way good
for him if he's living in a town where the police are not doing enough and he's had enough of the
crime and he wants his neighborhood to be safer and he's taking it to his own hands go for it i
hope someone makes a comic book and he gets a cut he doesn't have like a team damn he's just
taping these people there's no way he's doing this shit by himself that's okay think about how
hard it would be to get somebody to stay against the pole and go around them with a thing of tape
unless he has them at gunpoint i mean how else would you be able to have them just stand at the
pole and then tape them if he doesn't have a gun or maybe he just has this like contraption maybe
he's just like he throws this like net at them and it just goes like he's a drone of duct tape
just wrapping them around
you don't know he can have a little robin i've been found in this condition so far which is
what sparked is there's a lot how many are there that there's a lot of pictures is that his
trademark he'd like sharpie's mouse whiskers like on him kind of badass that is badass wait we need
one here we do which i've i've always thought like you know if people who live in gotham and batman
why not you just leave gotham well who's living because he wants to protect he loves the city
gotham he wants to protect his people
no i'm talking about people who live in in the city oh i'd be like there's another
villain on the loose yeah and i gotta worry about this now and it's crazy you know those like
superhero movies when they're like it's spider-man but it's like there's no other superhero and
anywhere else in the world isn't it crazy they have one they have that one superhero and they're
in their town they're like oh my god spider-man and he's here spider-man's anywhere spider-man's
always in new york spider-man's not like getting on a plane well he helps out i guess he helped out
in dc but do you think he ever like takes a flight to some another city that they need his help in you
know what i mean yes it does happen but he's not going there well then we're going to be talking
about adventures and superhero stuff imagine he does get around that man on hooters air
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spider-man web blaster yeah tv infomercial i needed it it was just silly it was a whole thing
too it's like it didn't even look cool it looked like a fucking ankle monitor hey
it was the best toy i owned it didn't look oh you had it jared fuck yeah i had it like look at that
shit it's a fucking old can attached to it like that you'd finish that can and be like mama ran
out it's just like we're done with this spider-man shit and you have to buy a whole nother box new
gloves new everything just to get the fucking can they didn't have any refillable fucking
tank i'm pretty sure i had this exact one right here triple web action web blaster 80 dollars
80 now oh oh i thought this would have cost back to that no no no this is just oh my god just mint
can dish got some toys back then i'm like god i wish i just kept them because they're worth so
much i'm surprised you you didn't you like won't buy that just to have like hang it up on your
shelf or fuck no i'm not saying who do you think i am i feel i feel like you fuck with this time
you think like hey guys got the new spider-man triple blaster no you wouldn't even post it it's
just like something that you have yugioh okay that card dueling thing oh my god strap that
to your arm yes i remember that they need that for vapes
a hundred and thirty nine damn does it deal too you would hold your cards i think you'd present
your cards that's it with that and you put your deck of cards in that little slot and just and
then you would make your little lineup i never played yugioh it's so stupid i had it was cool
imagine somebody in vegas at a casino
you know playing like oh god you don't go for it i always feel like beyblades are still popular
Or I get Beyblades on my algorithm sometimes
And I'm like, people, like grown adults
Out there playing Beyblades
I can see why that's a collectible though
Like that's something that I feel like lives on
Yeah, I guess you're just spinning tops
Kids have been doing that
Since like the 20s
Yeah, but it's like
These guys have it because it's like, it brings them back
It reminds them of like
The good old days
There needs to be a new toy like this though
I feel like everything is now just like
Stimulating like bubbles
Just like the little push things
There's no real like toy that's taking over
Like a yo-yo
Where's the kids coming up with like yo-yos right now?
Yeah, get the yo-yo craze back
Look at the top 20
Like top 20 hottest like
Toys, what do you call the toys that
Like we're thinking, like trendy toys
I don't know, they're gonna pull up like a little boo-boo
And shit, but like I want more like
Like kids toy
Yeah, like what you'd buy at a
See a lot of this shit is shit we've seen
Like
What is that?
Like give me, let's go back to those fairy things
You would rip the cord and it would like shoot up
Yes, the fucking, what are those called?
Dragon flies, well
The fucking, the fairies
Angel flies, what would fly
Flutterbys
Yes, Flutterbys, those were fucking
Awesome
And the one with the video where it goes into the fire
Wait, weren't they called Flutterbys?
Toy, they've been toy
Wait, what?
I thought they, oh, right there, Flutterbys
Oh, Flutterbys
Oh
Cause you, they flutter and go bye
Yeah, we don't have that stuff anymore
Well, we do, you just have to pay 130 bucks for it
I don't get the whole fucking dumpling shit
Where it's like the little girls
And they always buy like the dumplings
And they're like, oh my gosh, I got the rare one
The dumplings?
It's like
Dumpling toys
They open up this little fucking squish
I have never seen this
Squishmabob
And then
Oh, it's the type of shit I feel like Remy would fuck with
She like, you know, she likes her little
Her little umboxes
And little
Fuck, no, what's it called?
Heath, what's it called?
The blind box
The blind boxes, yes
But it's like the little babies
The one with the little
But you see these videos where it's like a sleepover
Or like, it's like four friends in a car
Yeah
And they, they all do it
And like, one of them got it
And the other girls are just pissed that she got it
Yeah
Like, it's just the sleepover's over
Yeah
Like, just the friendship is done
There was this video that I just saw recently
It's not this, I think they're called Nitos
Oh
It's like another
I fuck with Nitos
Another craze
That people, people are like going to Target
Camping out overnight
Waiting for these things
Dude, you just gotta invent something stupid like this
And just have a good TikTok video
I think it was one of these
Or maybe it, maybe it was a dumpling
But it was this mom, her daughter
And her daughter's friend in the car
And she bought both of them
One of these blind box type ones
Yeah
And the daughter's friend opened up the rare one
And got super, super excited
The daughter didn't get the rare one
And the mom turns to the friend and goes
Well, you know the rules
You have to give it to her
I bought it
Uh-oh
No way
So she made the friend
Give her that one
And then her actual daughter gave her the one
That wasn't like the rare one
No, no, no, no, no, no
And she filmed this and posted it?
Yeah, dude, the comments were ripping her
That's insane
That's insane
Well, you know the rules since
Since you have to give it to her
Oh, God
And then the girl was like this
What a monster
What a bitch
Now, what if it was the lottery?
That's true
That you give two scratchers
Like fucking billion dollar lottery tickets
And the friend has the winning one
I think the problem is that
All these people
All these toys
Don't actually do anything
They're just collectibles
Right, it's just the hype of getting it
And unboxing it
And then the kid's like
All right, done
But they won't keep their value though
Because there's so many fucking out there
It's just, I don't
Like it won't hold their value
Like they
Like the older toys that we had
It's the same thing I see with Pokemon cards now
Like little kids are obsessed with Pokemon cards
Not to actually play Pokemon
It's just the thrill of like
They see their favorite influencers
Getting these like million dollar cards
And they just want
To make them play Pokemon
To make money off of it
And I think it's just so silly
That they're being sold for that much
And then now this person
Has this fucking card
And it's just like
Okay, what are you gonna do?
Sell it to the next person?
Like I don't understand that world
With the fucking cards
And not to shit on Pokemon
Anything after like 150
I don't give a fuck
No
Like people still
What do you mean after 150?
$150
No, I mean the classic Pokemon
Wasn't it 150 Pokemon
Were like the classic ones
That we grew up with
Everything after
Like people are like
Oh my gosh
I got it
I got this like
You know
Super
Like super say on
Fucking holographic
All of these
Okay, I recognize
God, yes
I don't recognize
Anything past this
They made new ones?
Like now?
What do you think they're on?
No, now they made new ones?
There are thousands of Pokemon now
It's not what we
There's over
1,028
How many were there back then
When we were playing Pokemon?
150
That's it?
Yes
Why'd you laugh?
It was just the way he said
Because
150
I'm just being silly
I'm not trying to be
Oh, no, no
I thought you said it to me already
But I didn't hear it
It's just
I don't care
But all respect
All respect
To Pokemon players
It's a little sad
But all respect
I like that guy on TikTok
Who's like
Alright, these are the Pokemon
I would eat
He's like
So if I'm doing a fish boil
I'm adding this
Now I don't
Now for religious purposes
I don't recognize
God Pokemon
Like the ones
That are like the mega level
That's really funny
But he just like
Breaks down
All the ones
That like look good to eat
I'd watch that whole video
10 minute
10 minute
20 minute video
I'll watch the whole thing
That's hilarious
Oh, JerBear
We should do
A couple of the
Unfiltered advice questions
Yes
Hell yeah
Let's bring it back
Good idea, Heath
Hey, y'all
My name is Jay
I'm calling from Michigan
My question is
If some
Freaky Friday
Shit happened to you guys
Like
Matt goes to Zane's body
Zane goes to Heath
And Heath goes to
Matt
Like
What are you guys doing?
What are you doing first?
What does your day look like?
Are you freaking out
Trying to get back to normal?
Like
How would you handle it?
Yeah, that's my question
Thanks, I love you guys so much
Oh, that's fun
Okay
Do we do
What she just said?
Yeah, what she just said
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I go to you
You're in my body
Okay
I'm in Heath's body
Heath is in my body
And it's in your body
Me for you
Because you're like
Pretty fit
You're actively working out
And I've known you for so long
From when you were not
Like as athletic as you are
Now
Yeah
I would just like to feel
Your sense of athleticism
Okay
And like your endurance
I think
Okay
That would be like
One thing I would do
You just like enjoy it?
Yeah
Just to enjoy
Just to experience it
Yeah
Not as like
For a sense of enjoyment
I'm just curious
I'd be curious
Would you fuck with Danielle
A little bit?
I guess so
How so would I fuck with Danielle?
I don't know
Like maybe recite Hamilton
That'll like
Fucking surprise everyone
Matt
Take what you're really
Yes
Like what you know by heart
And you would do that
In my body
And that would literally
Mind-blowing everybody
Oh yeah
Or that whole scene
In that social network
That whole scene that you know
Like work to work
Yes
Yes
I would
Yes
I would recite crazy stuff
And everyone would be like
Wow
Zayn is just
Awful right now
And you should
I would encourage you
To make videos too
Because everybody would
Also find it insane
They would be like
There's no fucking way
Zayn memorizes
Can you go do my ad deals?
Can you do my
Like on the podcast
Just reading a teleprompter
Yes
Just
Nailing it
Yeah I guess that's
What I would do
You guys continue
And if one jumps back out at me
I'll come back
If I was in Heath's
Body
Oh god
Actually I know what I would do
You would
I would immediately start
Doing fatherhood stuff
Just to like
Oh I mean
Yeah I was a given
I was just trying to think
Of something
Just to learn
Okay
To learn and experience
The routine
Because all my friends
Who have babies
Yes you see them
In the motion
And you're holding them
But like I don't really
Am doing your day to day
Yeah
And I would love
Just to trial that out
Oh okay
That's good
That was good
I was trying to think
Of like something
Like just funny
But I would
I would take it
What I would do
Is I would take advantage
Of Tony
Always like
Having fun with you
And smiling at you
And like you know
Because he
You're his dad
So I would like
Really enjoy my moments
With him
And just so
Okay
Teach Tony like
Yeah fuck you
I'm showing pictures
Of myself
Just like
Look at him
I'd be like
Mariah don't go
Anywhere near me
I'm saying
I'd be like
Mariah I'm sleeping
On the couch
Just like
No no no no
I would build myself
Some stuff
Okay
Some pieces of furniture
You know since like
You know like
I don't have to spend
Money on that
You have the tools already
You have the skill
In your hands
Furniture for Heath
Yeah
I was like
What are you gonna send it
Back to
I'm trying to think
Of something
I would just go put on
Heath's night vision goggles
I was just thinking of that
I would hope that it's Friday
So we could have pizza Friday
Pizza Friday
Yeah absolutely
Um
Smoke a cigarette
Drink
Break
Break
Break
Sobriety
Break
Sobriety
Does it count
I don't know
I don't know
I feel like it doesn't
I don't think it would
Post a video just like
Fuck it y'all
I think we'd all have
A lot of fun
On our own accounts
Yeah yeah yeah
You know what I mean
Um
Alright what would you do
If you were Matt
Okay so this is
My head first went to
I'm Matt
But I'm in my house
Okay
Okay
And I would
That's why I was like
Oh I would just take advantage
Of the height
Like cleaning the top
Of frigerators
Like doing
Good answer
Yeah like getting things
That I couldn't normally reach
Or like things that I don't
Want to bust out like
A step stool for
That's good
That's a really good answer
Um you know what
I would just do it like
I would go to the gym
For a full day
And just do squats
Thank you
And donkey kicks
We need some work
And I would just be like
You know what
When Matt
When Matt gets back
In this bitch
He's gonna look good
He's gonna have his butt
Thank you
I would know what
It would be so fun
To just like really
Experience being that tall though
Yeah
Yeah, because when I wear like shoes,
that have like like there's a bit of a a fucking wedge and not a wedge but like a heel a good heel
in it man it feels like and i'm still not even close to like being as tall as matt but it like
it feels good like the air is different up there it's crazy it's nice it's really i i'm curious
about you how hot you run oh matt you would be miserable i know like right now i'm i'm drenched
ringing out yeah but like no sometimes i feel like like somebody has to be my body to truly
know what it what it feels like it's like it's just constantly being hot it's like i like like
especially since it's so hot right now i a fan is on me in the house at all hours of the day like
i'm on the if i'm on the couch when i'm working fan if i'm in my room fan if i'm like in the
kitchen fan yeah just constant i need constant air blowing in because i'm so fucking hot everyone
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you don't have fans i feel like nobody has like
they're not putting ceiling fans in houses and make sure your fans are spinning the right way
yes because you're supposed to do it seasonally which makes no fucking well no i thought it was
because of the way it's like angled wait you're supposed to do it see you're supposed to change
the blades i know not change the blades change the direction of how the fans turning why which
doesn't make sense when you are it's when you want it to be in the summer you do anti-clock
there's no there's no matter you're in the house it doesn't matter i know right so this is why it
is something that's known because it helps maximize comfort and reduce and lowers energy
costs throughout the year how the fuck do you see more other way so fans should spin in the summer
counterclockwise to push air straight down this creates a wind chill effect that evaporates sweat
and makes the room feel four degrees cooler allowing you to set your air conditioner higher
winter clockwise fans should spin clockwise on a low speed to pull cool air up and push warm
trapped air from the ceiling back down into the living space
okay you know what but i want it cool anyways i would understand if this was like outside fans
like that to me that makes sense because of the direction of the wind the season whatever
but inside your house how is the air fucking like it's but i'm just saying if you're in a house
it's really hot you want it to be colder just check your fan to make sure it's rotating the
the counterclockwise because it can make your place cooler you may be on clockwise but the
thing is you stand under that you're like where is it have you ever seen a toilet flush the other
way and i like completely
rocks your world apparently don't people say that if it's like you're on the other side of
the world it goes no no there's like the southern southern hemisphere it's supposed to spin
clockwise but i don't remember but there i mean i was somewhere where that toy like fucking it
went the other way and it like it my whole fucking body like went into shock all right
do you want to do another one yes oh let's do jim creeps yeah jim creeps hi guys my name's annie
i'm from new jersey my question's kind of for everyone i was just wondering if you had any
comebacks for creepy men at the gym lately i've been getting several comments from men they say
that i look young and then continue to talk to me and be weird and comment on watching me at the gym
and it's one of those situations where afterwards i'm like damn i wish i said this so i was just
wondering if you had any to keep in my back pocket or for anyone else listening that finds
themselves in a similar situation love from new jersey thank you for watching and i'll see you in the next video
thank you well zane you should probably take this one because you're you're always like hitting on
girls at the gym so um your perspective i think what would absolutely crush me is um just like a
i think just like a straight up like i got one it'll get the fuck away from me you're so ugly
just like right just like blunt i think super fucking blunt i think whatever you say just
pinch your nose and continue the conversation oh yeah i know that's good i think just go just
keep going what did you say
you want to be wasting your time right now i think you could use some extra yeah reps over
hey back off oh that's good in a gym that'll kill me yeah i'll fucking kill me i think what i want
to say something to them that insults their age on how old they are because it's like she's like
like oh you look so young and be like okay grandpa grandpa's a nice one simple like gampy
oh oh did you sell yourself crampy
or just hit him with a i'm 16 you fucking pervert
like just go younger say you're under age be like go younger this guy's a creep yeah nice
tribal tab where'd you get that on the limp biscuit too that is something like that's if he
has a time that they're from that makes them seem really old that's where my brain's trying to go
where does go with like the something about like the wife route hey the 80s called and they want
their like that's good you know what i mean the 80s are still hold on 80s are still a little too
hold on someone's calling me oh yeah it's the 80s called and they want their something back okay
you'd have to cater it to like what they like their haircut you could like yeah up to your
discretion in the moment right yeah oh hey wing stop just called they want those chicken legs back
that's good i like it that's good or yeah go hey hooters called like i think like hooters
because he's gonna like what like hooters called they want those chicken wings or chicken legs back
that's good that would be a good comeback yeah take that one yeah just go straight for his
features i don't know i think that's like a good way to go that'll make me feel shitty i will never
talk to you again you'd be like uh oh my god where'd you get your boobs done that's good too
oh my god i'm really trying to get mine done yours are so big and big and he's gonna be like
you funny girl i like that i like that
sassy i like that i like a girl with a little bit i like a girl with a little bit of mouth on her
get out of here a little bit of mouth what a crazy yeah but just don't engage is my advice
yeah is i think the the more clever and funny of the comeback you want i think will be received
as flirtation i think just my biggest advice is set boundaries and just be like sorry not
interested i'm focused on something i just don't have time for this i think a look of disgust and
silence is also a killer thing i think it's a killer thing i think it's a killer thing i think
it's a killer too like if i try talking yeah just don't say anything
and then continue that would kill me like silence is yeah ignoring them is good that always gets me
and then silence is just like a silence and a nasty look is like yeah oh i'm disgusting or
befriend your trainers at your gym know them by name and then when that guy's talking to you you
be like oh that's so funny hey darren come here darren
say what he you just said to me sorry i just think it's so funny i want him to hear it that's
my favorite one so far that would make him instantly sweat just befriend your trainers
you have them on your side you know them by name bring them over and just have them repeat what you
said again that's i actually saw a tiktok where it's like when if some whenever someone says
something rude to you just ask them to repeat it and they will melt and then and then when they
repeat it say sorry i didn't hear that say it one more time they will like lose all steam about it
killer killer killer because you know there has been times where i would like i said something mean
and i can't even imagine having to repeat it i'm so sorry i didn't hear that can you say that one
more time i just want to make sure i heard you correctly yes yes and do that get a trainer get
a trainer to come over and just go i just want you to say that one more time tap your tap your
friend hey come here no no say that one more time oh oh oh i love that the trainer is good though
that is so good yeah good question good job good job matt i hope you made it to the end of that
advice
to get to that
all right guys well that's it for today's episode thank you so much for watching if you want to
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