342: Our Most Heated Argument Yet

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Their shit's cheap, but like you actually, I heard girls actually don't like their clothes. They're like, it comes like not the way it's supposed to. Yeah, not as advertised and also the whole fast fashion of it all. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, fast fashion is only bad when the clothes are bad. That's what, like those sites. Right, right. I have to look at the material, like what is in it? Like, well, it's great if you strike gold and it's something that's like, you're like, okay, I'm going to buy that again. But it's never the same product. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like they're always cutting it from a different cloth. Yes, I agree. And it's all made out of plastic. Dude, when you buy, when you buy like a shirt from Amazon, you're like, you just need a color for like a theme or whatever. And it just comes in. It's like made out of water bottles. It's like parchment paper. Yuck. Oh, I hate it. Okay. Oh, they might want to take that Mexico shirt down after their loss. Oh, right. Mexico did lose. Yep. Come gone. Zane, who I know you said one of your friends made a bet. I think it was for the Argentina game. Or what was, what was the, um, Oh no, it was, um, it's not a friend. Uh, what's his, he's a big streamer or he's a big YouTuber. Vardon. Um, yes, Steve, Steve. Oh, okay. Yes. He put down like an insane amount of money on Mexico. Oh, okay. Did they end up winning? No, you just said Mexico. Oh, so he lost. I was wanting it to be Argentina. That's who I'm seeing this weekend is Argentina versus Switzerland. So I get to see messy in person, which is quite a flex in Kansas city, Kansas city. I thought I was going to be seeing, um, not what am I in Norway? I thought I was going to see them and see, uh, the, um, the Viking. Yes. I thought I was going to be seeing him, but no, that is everybody putting AI on him and putting him in front of like game of Thrones. And he looks, he looks exactly like a character. He needs a dragon. Yes. He needs a dragon. I agree. I think he needs to be on the next season. Just like how they put Ed Sheeran in an episode and we all fucking hated it. I think they need to put him in an episode, which we will all hate, but it's, he deserves it. Cause he looks literally exactly like somebody that'd be in the show. And it's, and like his, his little cameo is like, obviously not a soccer ball, but there's like a bucket on the floor and he like kicks it and it like lands on something, you know, where you're just like, okay, okay. It makes sense. Yes. Yes. Yes. I like that. He that's, that's a good way to like, you know, show his. His like, yeah. What is this? Hold on. Hold on. Oh God. Imagine watching a game. Do you guys remember? Um, oh my gosh. It was probably like, has to be like 15 years ago now. Do you remember the Beckham video on the beach where he like kicks like four soccer balls in a row into a trash can? It went like mega viral, like way back in the day. Oh no. I don't think I've ever seen that. Okay. This was like really, really early on. And it was like a mind blowing video. Is it back? Is it as cool? Watch this. See, so he's dribbling the ball. He's looking at the camera. He's got some cargo shorts on. He's looking, looking good. It's definitely looks like it's in California. That beach is wide. And then, oh, just wait. He's got three balls. Oh, there's no fucking way that garbage came back. That is so there's no way. There's no way. I don't believe that. This is like when Ryan Gosling threw up football. There's no way. There's no fucking way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No way. So, no, I know. I know. I know. Everybody. Everybody saw it and was like, okay, there's no way that that's real. Like, the whole thing was like, it was around the time where you didn't know if things were real with, like, editing. Like, some people could do something. So, people were always, like, iffy about it. Yeah. And then everybody forgot about it. But then, apparently, recently, he came out and just said it was real. It was back in 2011. If you're going to lie for that long, you got to keep it going. You know what I mean? True. True. You can't back down. Never back down. I've never seen this video. That's insane. If that's real, holy shit. Well, they should have put another camera angle by the time. A trash can. I don't know. It looks a little too perfect. No, it definitely looks way too perfect. Yeah. But also, like, I don't think they were even thinking back then to, oh, we need to put another angle. Okay. Yes. Just to take their side for that. You can edit that. If you really wanted to, you can edit that. Yeah. I mean, like, with Dude Perfect stuff, I believe. I believe that. Yeah. They really are doing that shit. Yeah. I mean, it takes a lot of takes, but they're good, man. It's also their whole shtick, too. Like, imagine they were busted for faking it. Their whole, just that, done. Done. My love out of the trick shot, though, after all that success, after years. Nothing feels good. I wouldn't even, like, be, like, that excited by nailing it. They probably have to, like, tell themselves to be happy. Yeah. And remind themselves, because you'd just be so numb to it. Yeah. It's just not even exciting anymore. Unless they're, like, filming a video that's, like, something that's never been done. It's a Guinness World Record. Something like that. I feel like that's the only way now where they get a little bit of a high. Where they, when they finish it, they're like, oh, yeah, we did it. Or the high of dropping a new toy at Target, making millions. Oh, boy. What's the toy? They got toys on toys, man. They're doing it big. Oh, my God. Dude, perfect? Yeah. Is there a guy in the group who just, like, doesn't make the trick shots? Like, are they all good, or is there just one dude where it's like, dude, Derek, man, like. How many of them? Like, it's already dark, and we have, you haven't made shit. It's like, come on, guys. We'll pick it up tomorrow. This will be my trick shot. Wait, all five of these? There's five, and all five of them are good at this? Yeah. I guess so. Have they all been friends forever? Yeah, they're from Texas. Shout out, Texas. I call B.O.s. So you're telling me they all grew up together, and they're all fucking perfect at these trick shots. Well, I bet one person, like, is good at shooting the videos. One person's good about setting up the stunt. If that's the case, then that makes sense. But there's no way all five of them are just really just that good. The one in the middle is selling his house right now. Or his, like. His house is, like, lake house. Really? Okay. Why are you looking? It just came up. But I was like, not my style. Not my style. I thought you liked lake houses. Not, like, southern dude. Southern dude? Is it, like, too modern? It's, like, a southern dude perfect, like, house. It's not my, like, style. Did it look modern? It's, like, the whole thing is, like, very man cave-y-ish. Yes. The whole thing. Oh, okay, okay, okay. It looks like a corporate retreat type place. Oh, I see it from here. Like, it's, the whole thing just is a big shed. You know? Like, barn dominium style. Yes, like this. Oh. Oh, that is a man cave right there. Look at that shit. Yeah, but if that was, like, a wedding venue, and that's where, like, the groom and, you know, his boys got ready, you'd be like, this is sick. That's a great bachelor party, like, weekend. Yeah. Pad. Yes. So good. That's actually the best one I think I've seen. But why are they selling it? He probably gets comments like that. Just like, it's just a shed. It's like, I'm done living in a shed. Oh, my gosh. It sold for $8.4 million. Oh, it's already sold. Okay. Did it show on sale still when you were looking at it? I bet. I'm not looking at it. It was just an article on Facebook, and I clicked it. Oh, I thought you were looking. My bad. My bad. No. I thought you were, like, you know when you're, like, having fun on Zillow and just looking around? I thought that's where you were going. Yeah. Do you guys know acres, like, really well in your head? No. Like, if someone says it's 100 acres, you visually can see the 100 acres in your head. So what is equivalent to 100 acres? Like, a normal house. Let's try one acre. One acre is like. Okay. Do you remember my Toluca house? Okay. Yes. Yes. Where it had the main house, then it had the guest house, the yard in the front, the back. A whole lot. How many acres? That was only a half an acre. Oh. Okay. I was about to say, there's no way that was one whole acre. Because an acre is still big. It's a lot of land. Okay. Oh. All right. 43,560 square feet. but it so so it's still a lot of land like you know like just for a half acre is a good size lot yeah damn 100 acres i mean that's a whole ranch that's a whole that's that's a really nice property 100 acres you have how many acres for yours like mine's exactly one acre a one one acre so you just got a picture see my brain though i it's still i can't create the grid in my head yeah it's just a point to where my imagination can't visualize it that's so it's big but if you were to look at it from like an aerial like if you're looking at a plane and you look down yes you'd be like oh that's it but it's really hard to explain oh that's a that's a great map okay a football field heath you see that yeah i think that's a good that's one acre yeah is basically 90 ish yards like 80 of the football field is an acre it's pretty good though still like that's a good chunk of land i would have to just go to a friend's ranch and they tell me how many acres and i just have to remember that friend's ranch in my head to like compare to other people's ranches if that makes sense think about the ai generated football field okay and then sure you'll remember 18 average sized homes equals one acre that's a good way to look at it too or 1584 potatoes who made this crap potatoes i agree with that yeah potatoes that's a perfect visual marker of how they like fuck off you made this crap you're sitting there well i want to make sure before we continue we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast progressive you're listening to this podcast so i know you've got a curious mind here's a helpful fact you might not know yet drivers who switch and save with progressive save over 900 on average they make it super simple pop over to progressive.com answer some questions and you'll get a quick quote with coverage options tailored to your choices plus you'll see which discounts you may qualify for like the online quote discount or savings for paying in 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spinquest.com for more details hey boss what do you think you know we can compare houses what about potatoes ah now that you know if somebody's like i'm gonna bring 1500 potatoes to this gathering in your head you'd be like oh my god you're bringing an acre to my house i still struggle with that as well like if even 1500 like i can't tell capacity if someone goes how many people are at the party last night i don't know oh i can't know 40 or 50 people i go that's 40 or 50 people once we're past 100 yeah i can't tell like you know those games where they'll put like a job like a giant gumball machine like try to guess how many i could not i couldn't even tell you anywhere like dude i it's either fucking like 200 or 5000 like i i cannot give you a good those those i'm decent at but you know what i'm really bad at is doing leftover um calculations for tupperware okay bro i am so bad at like looking at like how much something is left and i gotta pick the size tupperware for it i am way off i'm pretty good at that mariah nails that shit every time and i'm like i'll be putting it in and i've got you know a whole serving left on the side and i'm like damn now i gotta get a small one oh i'll be pressing that shit i'll be making it a lasagna whatever it is the leftover is that's gonna be i am not i'm not dirting another tupperware you are you are getting in here and the rest is going in the trash if it didn't make it in the one tupperware and if it doesn't and if it doesn't fit on the top doesn't fit it's foiled i don't care it's you're i'm gonna foil the all around it it's gonna it's gonna make it in there oh sometimes yeah we'll take our fucking little what do you call it little dutch oven thing i'll put that shit in the fridge i'm not even like what is that again it's basically just like a big pot a pot you do this one pan yeah put the whole thing in i put the whole thing in i'll turn that top upside down so the little lid can slide under yeah we're good yeah we're good how do you how do you guys store cold pizza i don't oh whole box yeah you slide the whole box in there and you box in yes yes that's crazy my dad growing up was like foil wrapping it around the pizza get yeah yeah foil around the pizza but no toss it toss it or finish it cold toss it or finish it i you won't i mean my fat ass i eat i'll eat the whole box i will yeah zane's never heard of leftover yeah i'm not i'm not putting that shit in the fridge it like does not taste right the next day unless you air fry it and kind of crisp it up yeah bring it back to life that's too much work and then you microwave it and you're like like i like i'd rather just order another pizza the next day you're out of control yeah just i'm ordering another fucking pizza i want it hot ready and fresh like you again all right matt i used to eat like a box of pizza like four times a week like it i was it was dangerous well that's when i was like very large yeah and frugal little caesars was like i had no money that's good little caesars was there for you wasn't it like seven bucks a pop seven bucks a box five five bucks a box you see little caesars does hit does it still hit though it depends on the context when you're in the mood for like shitty pizza okay oh the 999 weberoni like i was in the kalamazoo airport terrible terrible delay like four hour delay they they bought little caesars and it tasted good they bought little what do you mean because there's no food options at the kalamazoo airport so they're like we got to feed these people so they bought the airport bought us little surprise that they bought you pizza normally they don't like give a shit i think it's certain airports if it's small enough they got to keep customer service up you know yeah but i just did not think that they would do that yeah i mean waters at most in my head is like oh like waters make sense like oh here's a water but a little caesar that's kind of sick it's nice when like you're on a delayed plane the little flight attendant comes by yeah like what do you want a coke they give you the whole damn can you know what i mean they give you the full can usually like airport you've ever landed in where it was like an insane like you had to as soon as you landed i don't think i've ever been to one where it was like a dramatic because i can't see it you know i'm on the plane for me it was florence florence has a really like short tiny airport tiny runway and it's also like a one runway thing where it's like you land and the plane has to like literally turn around on the same runway and then exit like it's not like a whole system it's weird it's either for yeah and as soon as we touch the ground they had like planes have to stop immediately and it's a rough fucking landing and it happens every it's every every plane that lands what's the one there's like two really crazy ones there's one that comes in like right over the beach yes yeah and it's like 10 feet above people's heads yeah and then there's another crazy one that comes over the top of like a mountain like cliff oh hell no and it just like has to drop down really fast to get at the level of the airport and it looks crazy move the airport yeah make it bigger build another one i like how is that knock the mountain down no that that's insane no no no no no no no just waiting for something to happen and then when something and then they're like coming in sideways because it's windy yeah i'm good we gotta run the intro yeah three two one it's welcome back to zayn and he loves the baby i'm zayn nice to meet you i'm heath i'm matt i'm jared and we are very glad that you are finally here do i look like a muppet do i do i look like a muppet before we continue this episode is sponsored by seat geek all right to be honest how many times have you asked your friends to hang out they say sure what do you want to do only for you to respond with that i don't know what do you want to do the internet exists i don't know isn't a valid reason 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geek tickets that's 10 off tickets with promo code unfiltered 2026 make sure to click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later thank you we love you my birthday's tomorrow it's your birthday tomorrow do you ever get anxiety thank you yeah it's happy birthday raven yeah i always do it like in all and every um every year on my birthday i just for some reason my body does just not want to be in a good mood it's like yeah it's this weird thing where i just try to just pass it and i'm the same way but i try to fight that all the time but i do get this i think i get more anxiety the day before just knowing i want to enjoy yeah tomorrow i even though i'm having a party like in next weekend which i think is a good idea like i like i don't want to celebrate my birthday on the day at all i'd rather like again wait a few weeks and then do something there's just something weird about it like i don't know why i'll get depressed though if i didn't do anything for myself on my birthday like you know i know i'm talking about like a lazy like but a lazy birthday where you didn't do anything no one even lit you a cake i know i'm gonna get that yeah but just oh i should have got some friends together just to have some drinks and stuff and just enjoy the time yeah to recognize the birthday if i'm sitting on my phone throughout an entire evening on my birthday and i didn't do anything that's gonna kill me but the thing is i'm gonna be in a bad mood already so i might as well just like let it like i'm just gonna waste that day away and then i'll feel better the next day and there's like oh okay we'll celebrate my birthday now i'm ready to celebrate yes yes it's like my body is like for it just turns off it's like okay it passed now let's do it you're expecting something but you don't care for me that's what that's like that's like that for me like i genuinely i'm not expecting anything but like i don't know why it's just feels so sad i know you know what i mean like i but i don't like i don't care for you to like surprise me with anything or like surprise birthday i don't care like i don't need it but my body's just do you get yourself like a gift for your birthday do you ever treat yourself not on my birth no no i mean like i i've treated my ourselves like a trip for my birthday sure okay if that makes sense but i don't think i buy myself a gift but yeah feeling sad on your birthday often called the birthday blues it's extremely common simpson pressure to be happy reflecting on unmet life goals aging anxiety past negative experiences i have to be happy i have to be happy i have to be happy i have to be i've been getting like aging anxiety late dude yes same yeah like the years it's the years of the 20s that have gone by which i've loved but knowing that that whole segment is like gone and you've lived all of that every year it's further and further away which makes it like super sad because your 20s feels everything feels still so new and still so recent but it's your adult era so it's all like very fresh but then looking back like that's not who i really was 10 years ago you've had growth yeah but it's just this i don't know it freaks me out yeah it's thinking about like like if somebody's celebrating their 27th birthday in my head it's like oh wow they're like an adult they're old but like 27 compared to 33 that was that was fucking five six years ago it's a long time ago it's crazy it's so it's so weird to think about my biggest anxiety comes from um like i look at my brother he's 40 and my grandparents are 87 wow he's had them for four years 40 years yeah and they're still relatively young grandparents yeah and then i look at like i just had tony and then my parents are already 67 my dad's 67 so i'm like i want i know you wish you could have more time you know you wish you could like but you know what you still have the present you have to remind yourself of that it's still here right in front of you it's just enjoying it running the math can drive you crazy though about it does it does but then i get told all the time that your 40s is like the best years of your life so that like that gets me also excited too i think i think they say that for everything they'll be like oh your 20s is your best and then when the 20s passes they're like oh just wait the 30s is the best and then 30s pass they're like 40s gonna like no i don't know i knew from high school just posted his son was turning 15 i'm like that's crazy yeah and he had kids young but you're like wow 15 damn i haven't even had kids lucky bastard he's almost like he's almost done with like being you know what i mean yeah because it's it's work it's like to get to 15 years old your kid being 15 that's that's a lot of years of work yeah you put your time in i would like sometimes i always think about this like in my head it's like having a kid and then having no to like like like enjoy because it's i feel like they're all like your kids are all like always like the most fun in their like teens right it's like you don't have to like take care of them too much you don't have to like think about fucking yeah getting into bed on time or anything like that those are like the fun years yes but you have to like it sucks you have to do all those yeah you got it sucks you have to raise your kids come on grow get this baby growing i know my mom just texted me uh scheduling my grandma's 100th birthday wow wow december that's awesome how's she doing she's she's sharp as a tack frail as hell though unfortunately but she's she's sharp though that's good how hard are we going on that party like make it big but keep it light god imagine being a hundred actually i mean i think i would actually feel super fucking satisfied yeah at that point you're just like i've lived longer than a lot of people kind of lonely though like all your friends like yeah hope i mean i would hope you'd have like kids like you know you had kids grandkids oh yes in terms of family but like all the people that were around your age that you were doing like life with yeah yeah like it's very rare they all like i already know as well i already know if i made it to 100 but like i last longer than all my friends you know i'm making a tiktok already thinking about content like my hundred i'm gonna like when you win when you make it past all your zane's hundredth video he's a hundred you gotta be kidding he decides he's gonna upload like again like i'm back i'm back is it gets on a hoverboard and try to do it again i don't know trying to do everything i used to be able to do as a 30 year old who is the oldest person in the world or in the world right now i bet it's a hundred i believe it's a hundred and like 20 something no damn yeah you know that's that click refresh 116 okay ethel ethel caterman around the past so you can just check she's still going she's doing good she says her uh remarkable longevity to her motto never argue with anyone sure oh my can you imagine she like she's here and she looks like oh god that's an old picture that was 40 years ago and about 40 years ago it was like it's like 80 116 is wild yeah damn 16 more heap 16 more years and her 117th is coming up august next month wow we'll check back in just stay with us guinness world's record let's get her on i don't think she'll be able to like do this for for like hold on she was she was born in 1909 um look look up like what like she's as old as like invented yeah is that titanic that you're yeah she was born three years before the titanic wow i'm trying to think like what what wasn't even invented yet internet she didn't have tiktok in 19 i mean anything tech wise definitely did not exist yeah like i don't even think like i don't even know what i'm doing i don't even know what i'm doing like was coco did coca-cola exist main sports weren't even around yet like football wasn't even a sport she's seen it all oh wow 1886 never mind yeah but she was drinking it when it had real cocaine oh yeah when it was like real bad for you yeah yeah yeah yeah she didn't have diet coke though but yeah she eventually got it she was a child she was a child she was a child when was diet coke invented should we guess yes i'm gonna guess 80s 70s 70s okay good thought it was no no it um it was invented in 1887 oh you're talking about 19 um 1980 1982 today yo happy diet coke day july 8th 1982 that's fucking crazy that is weird whoa we should we should celebrate we should celebrate dave you're having a diet coke yeah let's go give me a time i just like my hairs are up that is cool all right i'm going to go i'm going to go i'm going to go i'm going to go all right look up look up uh coke zero sugar i didn't have diet coke wow oh yeah diet coke happy birthday diet birthday hey we fucking love you we're big fans we love you so much you've changed my life and i drink one of you at least once a day at least once a day every single day i never miss a beat honestly same the product placement in devil wears product too was amazing that movie they were just like oh it's like yes i kept like zooming in on like just the bottle diet coke happy freaking birthday diet coke dc let's go god why am i like that just fucking made me happy yeah that just like really blew up my energy right now i'm not gonna lie did they post for it i bet you they didn't post for it yeah you think maybe oh they didn't even know they don't even know that's crazy chicken breast chicken thighs chicken breast chicken thighs everyone just like what like i wrote it down because i thought it was interesting because i'll say though chicken thighs are i think are better than chicken breast patricia's been like showing me the chicken thighs no no there's nothing better than chicken legs boneless chicken thighs chicken legs chicken legs but chicken legs like a drumstick yeah i know at a renaissance fair man oh at a renaissance yeah no i mean no i'm saying i'm just saying i'm just talking about eating a damn chicken leg but like a chicken thigh is like it's so much juicier than a chicken chicken breast. Like if you are getting some boneless chicken thighs. Yeah, but you got more risk for like weird pieces. Okay, well cut them out. But I don't know, chicken thighs, I've just been like, where has this been all my life? Okay, okay, here's I think here's a better one. Wings or flats? Flats. Drums or flats? I know what you meant, flats. Wait, hold on. What are flats called? Flats is the. Wing, like a wing. Like a regular wing, like a traditional wing. I've never heard someone call them flats in my life. Really? Okay. That's what we call them in Florida. Oh, that's what you call those things. Oh! Okay, no, drums. I've never even considered they're called flats. To me, drums, every time I bite into them, I'm just get, to me, I get funky pieces in drums. A nub. You get like a big like a hard nugget. That shit fucking falls right off the fucking bone. I like the flat hack. Yes. Where you take the you give it a little wiggle, take the bone out, then you Yeah, but you want not the whole thing. Sometimes there's still pieces you want to take out. Guys, check out this hack. The only thing that throws me off about the flat, though, if you don't do that hack and you just bite one side of it, you get them veins that run the length from knuckle to knuckle and I'm just. What's your favorite wing place? Are we doing traditional wings or are we doing boneless? Hooters. Hooters, though, naked wings are good. No, I do not like their wings at all. No, no, they don't have good wings. They only have good racks. Buffalo wild wings. I don't like getting wings, though. Boneless buffalo wings all day because you're telling me that's one, two, three, four, five, six. I ate six chickens' wings were ripped off in my own stomach. I think it's fake. I call BS on that. I think it's just, I think it's all parts of chickens and they just fucking form it in there and you think you're getting something, but because you're telling, yeah, but like Matt's right there. You're telling me that I'm eating like multiple like chickens right now, but I'm only eating these pieces. Like, where's the rest fucking going? You're talking about real wings? Yes. Like we're talking about the drumsticks, the wings, the flats, all of that knowing it's just like a true pendage of it rather than just a chicken nugget off a breast that they fried up and made a boneless chicken wing. I feel a little bit more like I feel better when I go to like Ralph's or Publix and I'm getting the whole rotisserie chicken because I know I'm only killing one chicken. Peter would love that, but I'll still eat both. But if I'm ordering for myself out of place, I'm going boneless. But if I'm at a party and there's wings out and you bought them, someone's got to eat them. I'm eating them. Okay. Yeah. Okay. For boneless, I think Wingstop is very good. Buffalo Wild Wings is still good. Yeah. Buffalo Wild Wings, you can go there, watch a game, have a beer, maybe play around. The environment's good. They got great appetizers. They got a lot more on the menu. They're a fucking hot nacho cheese dip, whatever the fuck that is. Love that. Wingstop, they want you to get in there and get the fuck out. They're like, what? You want this? Go. They want you ordering it through their app and then having somebody fucking pick up the food. Like people eating inside a Wingstop? Bold. Bold move. Maybe there are cooler ones out there. I got to go, but the ones in my neighborhood? Yeah. Get out. They don't want to. Can I please? Like, you don't have to make it if you don't want to. I also, I can't think about, I can't think of any other pluckers. Pluckers down in Austin, Texas. That's fire. Oh, that's a fun name for a wing place. Pluckers. Pluckers. Love me some pluckers. We're all getting pluckered. For a little bit of plucker. Okay. Okay. All right. Brief pause because this episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. It's funny. 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No. Okay. No, no, no. No, uh, what's the other one called? It was for Lardo Beach, so we had some honeys at that Hooters. Zayn! Not the one on Sunrise, though. But there was a, we didn't go to, like, a Hooters or anything like that, but there was this one spot called Tijuana Taxi. But it was, oh, that sounds naughty. It's good. It was, dude, my mom couldn't even hate this place because of how good the food was. The prices were amazing, but it was just the ass version of Hooters. Oh, so you, oh, because it's a butt? Yeah, it was, so, like, they would just wear these, like, they would barely wear any And my mom would sit there, she would eat, but she would love the food, but her eyes would be like this. Just making sure none of us were looking around. But, like, it didn't make sense, though. It just seemed like Oops, I dropped your credit card. The environment didn't even feel like they needed to do that, though. Like, Yeah, it was, it was totally unnecessary. The owner was just like, I want to see some cheeks on the, on the, on the taxi. So I'm thinking these for new uniforms? The owner just walks out with it. You're like, Are they still, these types of establishments, now with, you know, what's the word? Just discriminatory, like, hiring? Is it, like, can they still say no because they don't think, like, like, when it comes to places like Hooters? Yeah, like, do, that is a really good question. I don't know. We should go in. Do a little investigation. What's up, guys? We're going to Hooters today and seeing does Hooters still have just the worst type of YouTuber. Just there in, like, Bravian glasses going, yeah. All in, all in sunglasses, just recording. Oh, this is interesting. Oh, Hooters? Yeah. They allow men now? I'm kidding. Applicants are legally hired as entertainers rather than traditional servers, which, legally, allows the company to base hiring on physical image. Oh, they found a little loophole. That is a crazy loophole. I'm surprised they were able to get away with that loophole. They're entertainers. So, you gotta have the look. Twin Peaks, though, was for the bad girls. Oh, the bad, yes. Those were the ones that got kicked out of Hooters. Like, like, with attitude. Bad girls. The girls I knew in my school who worked at Twin Peaks, just, like, they had, like, what's it called? You were a certain type of girl. Their hair was, like, blonde with, like, the black, black extensions underneath it. Like, the bottom hair was just black. God, how do you? That is so fucking on, on the head. With the black hair, with the black. Because they were making good money. They were getting their nails done. They had the best purses. They were getting their shit done. They would backtalk the teachers, because hell, they were probably making more than the teachers. Oh, Twin Peaks. Bad girls. I love the attire. Like, that, like, to me, that is, like, that makes sense. The name is really crazy when you think about it, with the, the logo. I didn't even think about you. It's pretty crazy. And they would make, and their, their managers would be, like, post on social media. So those girls would always be, like, posting, guys, come to Twin Peaks tonight. Oh, they have to post for the restaurant? I feel like the Twin Peaks girls I knew would post when they were working. Did they get paid more for that? You know what? I think it was, because this is the beginning of social media. I bet, you know, let's say these guys who work there, they think you're cute. They want to come back when you're working, and they probably add you on Facebook. Yeah. And so they're, like, hey, are my favorite tippers want to come in? Come in, I'm working tonight. So it's, like, if you post a video, then they come, like, the incentive is that they come looking for you. You. And they're going to give you that tip. That makes sense. Okay. Oh, and then we have this place called Redneck Heaven, and these girls would just wear bikinis. This was not, I would not go there with my family. It was, like, when I was, like, in high school. Like, I, yes, but bikinis. Like, put on some ho, we're in a food establishment. Like, you're wearing a swimsuit. I mean, that's, I mean, isn't there, there are places, like, actually, no, there isn't. You're right. That is, that is pretty crazy. And you know what I mean? Oh, my God. I may take it back. Maybe it was just bikini night. Maybe they did wear jeans, but it was just, like, golly, too much. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Wait, those are the girls working there? Yes. Wait, do they have one in LA? No, I think they went out of business. They had a minnow shot there. You would do a shot of tequila, and they'd bring you a live-ass fucking minnow. And you had to down that with a shot of tequila. Oh, where's that go? No. Well, they say that, like, oh, it dies right when it hits your stomach, sweetheart. No. It dies, and you'd be like, sure. It dies right when it hits your stomach, sweetheart. Oh, honestly, with all the stomach acids, I wouldn't be surprised. They're probably right. And I did it. Oh, God, look at that. You did it? We got it. I did the minnow shot, yeah. Because I was, like, I was young, dude. What was the one thing, gosh, it was, like, a tequila, but was there, like, a worm in it or, like, a scorpion? Yeah, they still have that. Yeah, they still - I still got that in like certain offerings of tequila bottles. Jared, click that picture in the middle. This one? Yeah. That was every rave Zane went to as a kid. Oh, no, it wasn't. Okay, it was. Props to our listeners if you're working at Hooters, if you are working at Twin Peaks. All respect. I'm talking about just people like you. I don't think anybody listening right now works there for some reason. Someone is pulling up right now. Going, just hits that break. Yeah, if you guys work at Twin Peaks or Hooters, comment. Yeah, how is it? How is it these days? Are the men still like awful? Or like Hooters, they would like get up and sit at the table with you? I think it depends on the area, right? The area, like in Florida, like there's fucking, there's weirdos everywhere that's going in there and eating every day and they're going to act just like that, the same. But it was nice, it was nice though they had the smoking section outside. Yes. You'd have like a little ashtray, the $3 PBRs, you're like. I thought in Florida, I thought that everywhere outside you could smoke, even in restaurants. I don't think so. Oh. Remember Hooters had an airline No, they didn't. Yes, Hooters had an airline that ran for like a couple years. There's no way. And it ran to Vegas. Yes, dude. What? And the flight attendants were Hooters girls. Like I'm pretty sure it like went to Vegas. Hooters Air. It was a different time. You know what I want to see? Crispy Cream Air. Oh, yeah. Crispy Cream Air. Hot and ready light on the plane. On the plane. Those seem to be sticky. They got to wipe that down. Crispy Cream Air. Crispy Cream Air. Please. Just imagine that though. You know, like that. Bing. And then just coming out with a tray. There's a hot and ready icon right next to the lavatory. It's like seatbelts and then there's a ring. Yes, that would be really nice. Oh, I was just on a flight. It was like a Delta flight and on their menu, it was like a whole Shake Shack burger meal. I didn't know they did that on flights. That's what Remy got sick of. I know, but she said she did that with like, I think it was for Coachella. A normal commercial flight. No, I think she was on like a normal flight and got the. Oh, I thought it was one of those like brand trips that she was on where they took like a jet suite. Oh, God. I was so surprised. I couldn't believe it. I didn't eat it though. And you know why I didn't eat it? Because of Remy's story. I got way too scared. Remy got like super sick eating a Shake Shack burger that like an airline. On a plane. That they offered. It was like part of their menu. And she said she got fucking sick of it. She was fucking sick, so. Bummer. But Shake Shack is banging. Oh my, I want one after this. I'm going to get one after this. I get Shake Shack. What? Probably like once a week, I get it. Oh, really? I live right by one and like. That's nice. It's always like, it's just a drive away. No, I just drive, but like I'm there like in a minute. And it's always ready. They're kind of mean, but. Are they? Are they? They are a little like. Well, they don't want to help you. Like if you're there to pick up, you have to be like, hi. I would also be super annoyed if my. place of establishment had like 80 shakes to choose from and you just had to like fucking. You had all these ingredients that you had to fucking worry about. When people just show up for a burger and then you have somebody going like, I want an Oreo. Well, me. Oreo, chocolate, strawberry, fucking Neapolitan shake. Right now, I think they still have it. They have like a chocolate pudding shake. Fuck. Zane, it is the best shake I've ever had in my life. Really? Oh my. Is it like a dark chocolate shake? Is it like pudding flavored? Okay, do you remember like the cup of dirt dessert? Oh. It has crushed up like Oreos in it. It is. Zane, it is out of control. I love that for you all. That's it. Chocolate blackout pudding. Pour it blackout. Blackout. Like you're like. Holy shit. Terra masseuse shake. I'm getting one after this. I'm getting one. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Oh, yeah. I tried their spicy one. Do not. Why would you get a spicy shake? Oh, is it like a little Korean themed? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just to be fun, you know? I was like. Ew. The spicy caramel. That shit was hot, boy. The K-Shack barbecue burger though is good from them. Yes. It looks good. Yeah. Sorry. I think we're diving a little deep into Shake Shack's menu. Some of these people do not have Shake Shack's. Oh, so Bardawn didn't get into Streamer University? What? Do you see him? No. Oh my God. Did he have the meltdown online? I'm worried about him. Wait, like a real meltdown? Or was it like a fake one? Because I've seen him do like. I feel like fake reactions. Well, then I guess he was hamming it. I mean, he was. If he was hamming it up. Wait, what is Streamer University? It's with Kai's. Is this the video? Yes. Your fucking university! Everybody got a fair chance, but. Pause it. Wait one second. No, I think he's acting. So do you know about Kai Sennett? How he has this Streamer University thing and he's trying to find like the next like big 30 to 50 streamers that he wants to like endorse and, you know, probably own a bit of their business. What does that come with though? Does he like. Promote the shit out of them? Yes. They're going to be part of this huge wave of attention and stuff. Your career can change overnight. And that's. I just wanted to give context about that, of what Vardon was upset about. And these are all the streamers that got upset. Accepted. I just was worried about Vardon. Wait, so I saw. I think that was a real crash out. Oh, really? It gets worse. Oh, really? Oh my God. I thought. I thought he was acting. I was like, he's a good actor. I gave up everything for this! Everything! I thought it was really my moment. Are you sure? Maybe. I really think he's hamming it up. I really think he's hamming it up, guys. Maybe this take he's hamming it up, but right after it happened, Susie was just like, bro, there's better things for you. I was like, oh boy. Nick does this. He does like. Okay. Yeah. I feel like the whole family, they kind of like. They know what they're doing. Have you guys heard about the real life Mexican Batman that's going around? He's dressed up in Batman. He's dressed as Batman and he also fights crime. I honestly don't know if he's dressed up as Batman. It's just the. He's masked. Yeah. The. The citizens are calling him. The Batman of Lagos de Moreno. Yeah. And so he will tape. Like, he'll beat the shit out of thieves. No way. And then tape them to pole. No way. There's no way. To the people listening, these two boys are duct taped to a street pole and with a sign probably saying, like, parents, come pick them up here. And he has, like, he wrote on their forehead, like, Batman something. He writes. It's like. It's like. It's like. Rato or Ratio or something. It means thief in Spanish. And then this sign is, like, a detailed description of their crimes. He needs to pick his, like, posters better. I don't like the pink. It doesn't. Yeah. It's giving yard sale. Holy shit. This guy's, like. It looks like he's, like, probably bleeding from his nose or his head and, like. So this guy. This guy is pretty tough. He's strong. Seems like he. Yeah. Good for. In a way, good for him. If he's living in a town where the police are not doing enough and he's had enough of the crime and he wants his neighborhood to be safe. And he's safer and he's taking it to his own hands, go for it. I hope someone makes a comic book and he gets a cut. He doesn't have, like, a team. Damn. He's just taping these people. There's no way he's doing this shit by himself. That's insane. Okay. Think about how hard it would be to get somebody to stay against the pole and go around them with a thing of tape. That's. Unless he has them at gunpoint. I mean, how else would you be able to have them just stand at the pole and then tape them if he doesn't. Have a gun? Have a gun? Or maybe he just has this, like, contraption. Maybe he's just, like. He throws them. He throws this, like, net at them. And it just goes. Like, he's a drone of duct tape just wrapping them around. You don't know. He could have a little Robin. Have they found in this condition so far, which is what sparked. There's a lot. How many are there? There's a lot of pictures. Is that his trademark? He, like, Sharpies mouse whiskers, like, on him? Kind of badass. That is badass. Wait, we need one here. We do. Which, I've always thought, like, you know, if people who live in Gotham and Batman. Why not you just leave Gotham? Well, who's living in Gotham? Because he wants to protect. He loves the city of Gotham. He wants to protect his people. But, no, I'm talking about people who live in the city. Oh! I'd be like, there's another villain on the loose. Yeah. And I got to worry about this now. And it's crazy. You know those, like, superhero movies when they're like, it's Spider-Man. But it's like, there's no other superhero anywhere else in the world. Isn't it crazy that they have that one superhero and they're in their town? They're like, oh, my God, Spider-Man. And he's here. Spider-Man's in New York. And he can be anywhere. Spider-Man's always in New York. Spider-Man's not, like, getting on a plane. Well, he helps out, I guess. He helped out in D.C. But do you think he ever, like, takes a flight to another city that they need his help in? Yes, it does happen. But he's not going there. Well, then we're going to be talking about Avengers and superhero stuff. He does get around that. Spider-Man on Hooters Air. Before we continue, this episode is sponsored by Drip Drop. I've gotten pretty good at recognizing when I'm falling behind on hydration. For me, it usually starts with one of those random headaches. Then my energy drops, and suddenly I'm wondering why I feel completely off. And with that summer heat, baby, travel, yard work, and those long days, plain water doesn't always feel like enough. That's why I keep Drip Drop around. It's doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that's easy to mix, convenient to take anywhere, and actually tastes good. 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fucking old can attached to it like that you'd finish that can and be like mama ran out it's just like we're done you I'm pretty sure i had this exact one right here 80 dollars 80 dollars now oh oh i thought this would have cost back to that no no no just mint can dish god some toys back then i'm like god i wish i just kept them because they're worth so much i'm surprised you wouldn't you didn't you would like you wouldn't buy that just to have like hang it up on your shelf fuck no i'm not saying who do you think i am i feel i feel like you fuck with this i'm like hey guys got the new spider-man triple blaster no you wouldn't even post it it's just like something that you have yugioh okay that card dueling thing oh my god strap that to your arm yes i remember that they need that for vapes a hundred and thirty nine damn does it deal too you would hold your cards i think you'd present them to your friends and your friends and your friends and your friends and your friends that's it with that and you put your deck of cards in that little slot and just and then you would make your little lineup i never played yugioh it's so stupid i had it was cool imagine somebody in vegas at a casino playing like oh god you don't go for it i always feel like beyblades are still popular or i get beyblades on my algorithm sometimes and i'm like people like grown adults out there playing beyblades i i can see why they're not playing beyblades that's a collectible though like that's something that i feel like lives on yeah i guess you're just spinning tops kids have been doing that since like the 20s yeah but it's like these these guys have it because it's like it brings them back it's it's reminds them of like the good old days there needs to be a new toy like this though i feel like everything is now just like you know stimulate stimulating like bubbles just like the little push things like there's no real like toy that's taking over like a yo-yo yeah give me where's the kids coming up with yo-yos right yeah get the yo-yo craze back look at the top 20 like top 20 hottest like toys that what do you call the toys that like we're thinking like trendy toys i don't know they're gonna pull up like labubu and shit but like i more i want more like like kids toy yeah like what you'd buy at a see a lot of this shit is shit we've seen like what is that like give me go let's go back to those fairy things you would rip the cord and it would like yeah what are those called gosh dragonfly well the fucking the the fairies that angel flies what would fly uh flutter bys flutter yes flutter bys those were fucking awesome and the one with the video where it goes into the fire wait weren't they called flutter bys toy they've been toy wait what i thought they oh right there flutter bys oh flutter bys oh because you they flutter and go bye bye yeah we don't have that stuff anymore well we do you just have to pay 130 bucks for it i don't get the whole fucking dumpling shit where it's like the little girls and they always buy like the dumplings and they're like oh my gosh i got the rare one the dumplings it's like dumpling toys they open up this little fucking squish i have never seen this bob and then oh it's the type of shit i feel like rami would fuck with she like you know she likes her little um her little unboxing little fuck no what's it called heath what's it called the blind box the blind boxes yes but it's like that little babies the one with the little but you see these videos where it's like a sleepover or like a little like a little like a little like a little like a little like it's like four friends in a car yeah and they they all do it and like one of them got it and the other girls are just pissed that she got it like it's just the sleepovers over yeah there was this video that i just saw recently it's not this i think they're called nidos oh it's like another another craze that people people are like going to target camping out overnight waiting for these things dude you just gotta invent something stupid like this and just have a good talk video maybe it maybe it was a dumpling but it was this mom her daughter and her daughter's friend in the car and she bought both of them one of these blind box type ones yeah and the daughter's friend opened up the rare one and got super super excited the daughter didn't get the rare one and the mom turns to the friend and goes well you know the rules you have to give it to her i bought it oh no way so she made the friend give her that one and then the her actual daughter gave her the one that wasn't like the rare one no no no no posted it yeah dude the comments were that's insane that's insane well you know the rules since since you have to give it to her oh god what a monster what a bitch now what if it was the lottery that's true that you give two scratchers like fucking billion dollar lottery tickets and the friend has the winning one i think the problem is that all these toys don't actually do anything they're just collectibles right it's just the hype of getting it and unboxing it and then the kid's like all right done but they won't keep their value though because they're just collectibles they're just collectibles because there's so many fucking out there it's just i don't like it won't hold their value like they like the older toys that we had it's the same thing i see with pokemon cards now like little kids are obsessed with pokemon cards not to actually play pokemon it's just the thrill of like they see their favorite influencers getting these like million dollar cards and they just want to make money off of it and i think it's just so silly that they're being sold for that much and then now this person has this fucking card and it's just like okay what are you gonna do sell it to the next person it's just like it's just so silly that they're being sold for that much and like i don't understand that world with the fucking card on pokemon anything after like 150 i don't give a fuck no like people still what do you mean what do you mean after 150 150 dollars no i mean the classic pokemon wasn't it 150 pokemon were like the classic ones that we grew up with everything after like people like oh my gosh i got this like you know super like google holographic all of these okay i recognize god yes i don't recognize anything past this if you're new ones like what do you think they're on no now they made new ones there are thousands of pokemon now it's not what we there's over a thousand and 28 how many were there back then when we were playing pokemon 150 yes why'd you laugh it was just the way he said 150 i'm just being silly i'm not trying to be oh no no i thought you said it to me already but i respect all respect to pokemon players it's a little sad but all respect i like that guy on tiktok who's like all right these are the pokemon i would eat he's like so if i'm doing a fish boil i'm adding this now i don't now for religious purposes i don't recognize god pokemon like the ones that are like the mega level but he just like breaks down all the ones that like look good to eat i'd watch that whole video 10 minute 10 minute 20 minute i'll watch the whole thing that's hilarious oh jare bear we should do um a couple of the uh unfiltered advice questions yeah yeah let's bring it back good idea heath hey y'all my name is jay i'm calling from michigan my question is if some freaking friday happening you guys like matt goes to zane's body zane goes to heat and he goes to matt like what what are you guys doing what are you doing first what does your day look like are you freaking out trying to get back to normal like how would you handle it yeah that's it thanks i love you guys so much oh that's fun okay do we do what she just said yeah what she just said yeah i go to you you're in my body okay i'm in heath's body he doesn't have your body me for you uh because you're like pretty fit you're actively working out and i've known you for so long from when you were not like as athletic as you are now yeah i would just like to feel your sense of athleticism and like your endurance i think okay that would be like one thing i would you just like enjoy it yeah just to enjoy it just to experience it yeah not as like for a sense of enjoyment i'm just curious would you fuck with danielle a little bit i guess so how so would i fuck with danielle i don't know like maybe recite hamilton that'll that'll like fucking surprise matt take what you're really like what you know by heart and you would do that in my body and that would literally mind blown everybody oh yeah or that whole scene in that social network that whole scene that you know like yes yes yes yes i would yes i would recite crazy stuff and everyone would be like wow zane is just and you should i would encourage you to make videos too because everybody would also find it insane they'll be like there's no fucking way you would be like can you go do my ad deals like on the podcast just reading a teleprompter just nailing it yeah i guess that's what i would do you guys continue and if one jumps back out me i'll come back um if i was in heath's body actually i know what i would do you would i would immediately start doing fatherhood stuff just to like oh i mean yeah i was a given i was just trying to think of something just to learn just okay to learn and experience the routine because all my friends have babies yes you see them in the motion and you're holding them but like i don't really am doing your day today and i would love to trial that out oh okay that's good that was a i was trying to think of like something like just funny but but i would i would take it what i would do is i would take advantage of tony always like having fun with you and smiling at you and like you know because he you're his dad so i would like really enjoy my moments with him and just so okay you teach tony like yeah i'm showing pictures of myself just like look at him um i'd be like mariah don't go anywhere near me i'm zane mariah i'm sleeping on the couch no no no i would build myself some stuff okay some pieces of furniture you know since like you know like i don't have to spend a lot of money on furniture i would build myself some stuff you know since like you know like i don't have to spend a lot of money on furniture on that you have the tools already you have the skill in your hands i would just go put on he's got like night i was just thinking of that i would hope that it's friday so we could have pizza friday pizza friday yeah absolutely um smoke a cigarette drink does it count i don't know i don't know i feel like it doesn't i don't think it's a video does it count i don't know i feel like it doesn't i don't think it's a video just like it y'all i think we'd all have a lot of fun on our own accounts yeah yeah um all right what would you do if you're a matt okay so this is my my head first went to i'm matt but i'm in my house okay okay and i would that's why i was like oh i would just take advantage of the height like cleaning the top of frigerators like doing good answer yeah like getting things that i couldn't normally reach or like things that i don't want to bust out like a step stool for that's good that's a really good answer that's a really good answer um you know what i would just do it like i would go to the gym for a full day and just do squats thank you kicks and i would just be like you know what when matt when matt gets back in this bitch he's gonna look good he's gonna have his butt thank you i would know what it would be so fun to just like really experience being that tall though yeah because there's when i wear like shoes that have like like there's a bit of a a fucking wedge and not a wedge but like a heel a good heel in it man it feels like and i'm still not even close to like being as tall as matt but it like it feels good like the air is different up there it's crazy it's nice it's really i i'm curious if i were you how hot you run oh matt you would be miserable i know like right now i'm i'm drenched just ringing out yeah but like no sometimes i feel like like somebody has to be my body to truly know what it what it feels like it's like it's just constantly being hot it's like i like like especially since it's so hot right now i a fan is on me in the house at all hours of the day like i'm on the if i'm on the couch when i'm working fan if i'm in my room fan if i'm like in the kitchen fan yeah just constant i need constant air blowing in because i'm so fucking hot before we continue we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast progressive you're listening to this podcast so i know you've got a curious mind here's a helpful fact you might not know yet drivers who switch and save with progressive save over 900 on average they make it super simple pop over to progressive.com answer questions and you'll get a quick quote with coverage options tailored to your choices 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don't have fans i feel like nobody has like they're not putting ceiling fans in houses and make sure your fans are spinning the right way yes because you're supposed to do it seasonally which makes no fucking well no i thought it was because of the way it's like angled wait you're supposed to do it see you're supposed to change the blades i know not change the blades change the direction of how the fans turning why which doesn't make sense when you are it's when you want it to be in the summer you do anti-clock there's no there's no way it doesn't matter you're in the house it doesn't matter i know right so this is why it doesn't make sense but this is something that's known because it helps maximize comfort and reduce and lowers energy costs throughout the year how the fuck do you see more way so fans should spin in the summer counterclockwise to push air straight down this creates a wind chill effect that evaporates sweat and makes the room feel four degrees cooler allowing you to spin the other way so fans should set your air conditioner higher winter clockwise fans should spin clockwise on a low speed to pull cool air up and push warm trapped air from the ceiling back down into the living space okay you know what but i want it cool anyways i would understand if this was like outside fans like that to me that makes sense because of the direction of the wind the season whatever but inside your house how is the air fucking like it's but i'm just saying if you're in a house it's really hot and you want it to be colder just check your fan to make sure it's rotating the the cold air and you're in the house it's really hot and you want it to be colder just check your counterclockwise because it can make your place cooler you may be on clockwise but the thing is you stand under that you're like where is it have you ever seen a toilet flush the other way and it like completely rocks your world apparently don't people say that if it's like you're on the other side of the world it goes no no there's like the southern southern hemisphere it's supposed to spin clockwise but i don't remember but there i mean i was somewhere where that toy like fucking it went the other way and it like it my whole fucking body like went into shock all right do you want to do another one yes oh let's do gym creeps yeah gym creeps hi guys my name's annie i'm from new jersey my question's kind of for everyone i was just wondering if you had any good comebacks for creepy men at the gym lately i've been getting several comments from men they say that i look young and then continue to talk to me and be weird and comment on watching me at the gym and it's one of those situations where afterwards i'm like okay i'm gonna go to the gym and i'm gonna go to the gym and i'm gonna go to i wish i said this so i was just wondering if you had any to keep in my back pocket or for anyone else listening that finds themselves in a similar situation love from new jersey thank you well zane you should probably take this one because you're you're always like hitting on girls at the gym so um your perspective i think what would absolutely crush me is um just like a i think just like a straight up like i got one it'll get the fuck away from me you're so ugly just just like right just like blunt i think super fucking blunt i think whatever you say just pinch your nose and continue the conversation oh yeah i know that's good i think just go just keep going what did you say are you sure you want to be wasting your time right now i think you could use some extra yeah reps over hey back off oh that's good in a gym that'll kill me yeah i'll fucking kill me i think what i want to say something to them that insults their age on how old they are because it's like she's like like oh you look so young and be like okay grandpa grandpa's a nice one simple like gampy oh oh did you sell yourself crampy or just hit him with a i'm 16 you fucking pervert that's good like just go younger so you're underage be like go younger this guy's a creep yeah nice tribal tab where'd you get that on the limp biscuit too that is something like that's if he has a time that they're from that makes them seem really old that's where my brain's trying to go something about like the wife route hey the 80s called and they want their like that's good you know what i mean the 80s are still hold on 80s are still a little too young though hold on someone's calling me oh yeah it's the 80s called and they want their something back okay you'd have to cater it to like what they like their haircut you could like yeah up to your discretion in the moment right yeah oh hey wing stop just called they want those chicken legs back oh that's good okay that's good or yeah go hey hooters called like i think like hooters because he's gonna what they want those chicken wings chicken legs back that's good that would be a good comeback yeah take that one yeah just go straight for his features i don't know i think that's like a good way to go that'll make me feel shitty i will never talk to you again you'd be like uh oh my god where'd you get your boobs done that's good too oh my god i'm really trying to get mine yours are so big and big and he's gonna be like you funny girl i like that i like that i like a girl with a little bit i like a girl with a little bit of mouth on her get out of here a little bit of mouth what a crazy yeah but just don't engage is my advice yeah is i think the the more clever and funny of the comeback you want to do is you're I think we'll be received as flirting. I think just my biggest advice is set boundaries and just be like sorry not interested I'm focused on something I just don't have time for this I think a look of disgust and silence is also a killer too like if I try talking yeah just don't say anything and then continue that would kill me like silence is yeah ignoring them is good that always gets me and then silence is just like a silence and a nasty look is like yeah oh I mean this one thing or befriend your trainers at your gym know them by name and then when that guy's talking to you you'd be like oh that's so funny hey Darren come here Darren or say what you just said to me sorry I just think it's so funny I want him to hear it that's my favorite one so far that would make him instantly sweat just befriend your trainers you have them on your side you know them by name bring them over and just have them repeat what you said again that's I actually saw a TikTok where it's like when if some whenever someone says something rude to you just ask them to repeat it and they will melt and then and then when they repeat it say sorry I didn't hear that say it one more time they will like lose all steam about it killer killer killer because you know there has been times where I would like I said something mean and I can't even imagine having to repeat it I'm so sorry I didn't hear that can you say that one more time I just want to make sure I heard you correct yes yes and do that get a come over and just go I just want you to say that one more time your friend hey come here no no say that one more time oh oh oh that's the trainer is good though that is so good yeah yeah good question good job good job Matt I hope you made it to the end of that advice to get to that all right guys well that's it for today's episode thank you so much for watching if you want to check out our patreon go to patreon.com slash zane and heath we keep these cameras rolling you get an experience with us and we'll see you next time bye bye extended cut of every single podcast episode we also do a bonus episode every month we do a live Q&A every month and you get early access to all of the episodes ad free again if you want to check it out patreon.com slash zane and heath um as always you can check out these episodes every monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every tuesday video form on youtube.com slash zane and heath all right we're gonna jump into our unwind right now we'll see you guys in a minute and we love you guys peace y'all peace and blessings y'all this is matt rogers from lost culture east that's with matt rogers and we'll see you next time bye bye and bo and yang this is bo and yang from lost culture east that's with matt rogers and bo and yang every friend group has that one person who puts their card down for brunch and sends the venmo request if that's you and your venmo balance is popping you need a venmo debit card so you can spend your balance instantly no transferring anything no waiting around so as soon as you get paid back for brunch you can pay for those concert tickets you've been eyeing or put it toward your next night out plus there's no monthly fee or minimum balance learn more about the venmo debit card at venmo.com forward slash card the venmo master card is issued by the bank corp bank na id verification required hey it's ryan seacrest for albertsons and tom thumb now through september 29th save on all your favorite personal care essentials and earn four times the points shop in store or online for items from your favorite brands like native pantene crest always gillette oral b and tampax and earn four times the points points can be redeemed for discounts on future purchases on groceries and gas get these deals before the end of the year and don't forget to subscribe to our channel and hit the notification bell so you don't miss out on any of our latest content they're gone offer ends september 29th restrictions apply offers may vary visit albertsons or tom thumb.com for details oh i have had no luck lately wait lady look bretsky i got you i've had so much luck on spinquest.com they have all of my favorite games slot games live blackjack craps and bubble craps you can even get a 30 coin pack for just 10 bucks 10 bucks for 30 i'm headed over to spinquest.com right now spinquest.com spinquest is a free-to-play social casino void where prohibited visit spinquest.com for more details