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[MUSIC] [MUSIC] Like Mona Lisa. And we're on. [MUSIC] And it's just like how about we start with this? Like everybody want to talk about Michael Jackson, but nobody wants to talk about Brandon Yuri. [MUSIC] No one. Can I just leave that in the space off the top of the fucking top? Yeah, you can say that. You didn't see Michael last night, huh? No, I didn't. I packed. I was hoping we could talk about it. I know. Oh, also, I don't think I'm going to talk about it. Sorry. Let's be talking for real for a little bit. Well, because I packed my stuff and it's Loki, like mini Cyrus. I know. I actually need it. I think I need to go back home and like rejoice, my judge. We're going to New York, you guys. Right. Which is very exciting. By the time you all see this, we'll be back. Yeah, by the time you all see this, we will be back. And you will know who we have that talks to. Yes. This is like pre. So we don't know what the key will be giving. But yes, we're going to New York with On Cloud, which love. And I just like don't know what to pack because we are getting. There's like some outfits there. But the tea is it's like make it your own kind of vibe. And yeah, I just like don't know what top. Like I packed bottoms, but I don't know the top situation. Like honestly, I don't know what came over me as like a chronic overpacker. But like I could kind of only have like one top one pan. I'm like this. Praise up to God. Lamar Odom, Christ, Jehovah and Kobe and Kobe. No, Allah, Christ, Jehovah, Kobe. That part. Types. Sorry, guys. I've been saying that part and sometimes when I say it, it's Loki like in a disrespectful spot. Like no, it's not disrespect any of those four people and entities, but I've been saying that part instead of that part. And then sometimes I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean just I didn't mean fart, but like it just is like part. But like no, but like fart. So that far. No, because like normalize that farting. No, but just like waiting for you to see me guy on my wrist. No, I do need to see Michael because. And drop down in the comments if this was you growing up. But my dad had like a DVD of like it was like his top hit songs. Yeah. But all the music videos. So it was dead ass like 20 of his songs on. Yeah. And all his music videos and stuff. Yeah. And literally I would like watch that every Saturday with Lisa for whatever reason. And yeah. So I'm like excited to watch. But I don't know like the lore of the family and stuff. And in the same like neither do they like honestly. I'm like I guess there's a movie with Angela Bass. Yes. Who did the thing? Yeah. Who did the thing? Who did the thing? Who did the thing? Yeah. And with them was telling us to watch it. I mean, I think what it's giving is like spoiler. If you want to button to the fucking top, like not even a single spoiler. It's just like kind of giving like when your family tell like a story. Well, and that's like, is that what? Yeah. In the sense that if we carry the two and yeah. Well, that's what I was doing today is like, you know, I think when like Janet and Paris were like, we don't fuck with this movie. I was just like, I think there's something to be said there with like the portrayal of like her dad and also like the portrayal of her brother. And as we know, we don't know. But like we can only assume that obviously, you know, Michael Jackson's death was very tragic. And like the behind the scenes of him being a trailblazer and being the first of many to do many, many, many things. It's just like when I saw this video that like actually had me like, oh my days. It was like this guy who was, it was a TikTok and it was this guy was like the 29th like draft NFL like draft pay. Yeah, I saw a thumbnail for that, but I didn't watch it. Oh my gosh. And literally it was like his family and more, his mom was literally wearing a wedding dress. So I'm like, I don't really like the cable. Yeah. And she was like standing next to him. All his family dressed in white like all this, whatever. And he got signed to the Kansas chiefs. And all the comments were like, get him a lower ASAP, like you need to like get a lower. It's just giving. And in that specific video, it was just giving like, if they were like everyone quit their job. Like as soon as he said like that, he got signed and stuff. And like, I can't lie, the energy in that video was giving like everyone was like, oh, we're up. Like, you know, like everyone's just like, I know what Lambo I'm going to get. Yeah. And I just feel like at times when, you know, obviously his family was like big music. You know, Jackson five, like all of that. But I think there's like that predatory energy there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're like, money gets involved. People get involved. He goes get involved. Yeah. Well, and honestly to that point, and also multiple, my overarching statement about that is like about just like the movie in general. It's like as a movie. Yeah, go, you know, go geeky. You know, he got some hits type shit like in Jafar. Jafar. Like, can I call you Michael? Like he actually was in that bitch shapeshifting. And that's like really scary. And then I saw, um, I think he did an interview with like GQ or something. And he was talking about how that's his first acting role. Whoa. I said, what the fuck? Because he's literally in that bitch, baby. That's Mikkayel. It's really, it's really scary. And also whoever was on prosthesis. Come here, like, baby, the nose job, the rhino, unclockable girl. It's just whatever. Anyway, but all that to say. Number one, to tell a story like Michael's story, it's kind of giving like, well, because if we want to talk about the whole story, then it's giving. I'm a wait for a director who just kind of like, like a team who very unbiased. A team who very like, y'all want to wake it up. Like, let's wake it up type shit is my first thought. Yeah. Second thought though is like, if you're trying to go just to like do some karaoke type shit, period. If you want to see Jafar, like, absolutely like slam dunk on you, hoes, period. You know what I'm saying? Third of all, Coleman Domingo. Don't ever fucking touch me. Don't ever touch me. Like, Kirk, can you in Lee? Like, the acting that was done in that film for him to morph into an abusive father. I was like, honestly, king. Like, you're acting so good at that. It started to make me feel like, is that like what's going on? Like, it's just like, you're tapping into something that I'm scared that like, once you tap in, like, can you tap out? Like, it was actually so. That was like, yeah. That was like a Lana Hime in the drama. Where I literally, I just think it's so impressive when someone can like go to a place where I'm just like, ooh. Maybe whatever place that was with that with that lighter contact in. Mind you, so sickening, again, prosthesis to the front, like SFX apartment to the front. Because so sickening that at the top of the movie case goes, that's Coleman Domingo. I was like, okay, period, Coleman Domingo is the dad. When he came up on screen, I literally like, I was like, oh, she's wrong. Baby, it was cool. No, I saw it. I saw it. It was cool, cool. Yeah. I saw some stills posted. And I was like, Jesus. No, like, baby, that was jafar. I mean, not jafar. That was what's his name? Josephica. Josephica. Baby, that was Joseph. But to your point, what I was going to say is, I mean, as like, Junzy, it's giving like. So, okay, and let me also say, that looks like Coleman Domingo, but like in like motion, it was, it was very, it was very sinister. We high court, like jafar. We high court. I just want to start to give like the bimbo facts, like literally like had the brow done, how that was like, yes, yes. Um, but what I was going to say is to your point, like, as a metaphor, pulled way out, like Michael Jackson as a metaphor. 10 years old. Yeah. 10 years old, they have you working bitch, like no school, like bus club, another club, another club, like actually so scary. Yeah. Actually, so actually so scary. And then also, I feel like, you know, we now that we're so like phone heavy and like very social, like I doubt, like I think people can be very famous. But like, obviously, there's like, oh, there's an idea that he was actually the most famous person of that time with like no take talk, no gram. Like everybody was just like, wait, did you hear about that guy? Like literally like everyone needs to tune in on the MTV type shit. Yeah. He's actually insane. Like I was watching that movie, getting like anxiety of him trying to like leave his house. And there's a lot of people I was like, excuse me. Yeah. Um, excuse me. We do that now. Excuse me. Yeah. So it's just like, well, just thinking about like fame in that day when there was arguably like less protection or maybe just like less understanding of like what that can look like and how people can be protected. From 10 years old, I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know, the dollar signs that like people see when you know, you are just like star. Like you got that star power, baby. Like spooky. It's really sad. And like it brings out the worst in people. And like I definitely understand, you know, again, like it's one of those things when I was talking about Justin. And I'm like, y'all just be happy here. Yeah. No, like, okay. Like y'all just be happy here. And like there's so many people that you could like have the same sentiment towards. But I'm just like, yeah, with Michael. I'm like, honestly, y'all just be happy he was here for as long as he was. Well, that was like literally the first famous person ever. Yeah. I'm like, Corken you and Lee. And also back then, media was so streamlined with you could really pick it. Like talk about an industry plant. Like, I think, you know, TikTok really fucking changed everything. There's not it. Yes. Kat's eye, you know, we're like pop. Sorry academy, and there's like a way to like manufacture like look at these people rise to become Upsars, and then like this is their big debut do what you will with that, but like I feel like back then you know they could be like all right This is who the industry's choosing and like we're gonna like raise them up to a level in which you know But I mean, I think specifically with Michael Jackson though. He was he did so many like the first of many To do so many incredible things and stuff, and it's just like Yeah, he's just insane. It's just really to think about an experience, and I'm like oh wow like no human Probably has ever had that experience same with like Justin. You know, and the girls like I'd be like well Yeah, like y'all too y'all too like y'all too. I'm like guys, but also like they say and he tore in so I think so too. They keep saying that you don't think he go to or well nothing's been announced Well, they said he said say later. Well, he yeah, and he did But it's just like is that even like Like not to be like almost like pushing 30, but I'm just like is that Something that I'm willing to do Well, actually I'm not, but like are you guys trying to do it? It's all right It gives me anxiety to think about how fierce it's going to be it's got those tickets But will I die trying yes, and I will help you try we can set up the monitors saying I'm like same stuff Wherever you're going. I would like to go there to there as well. Yeah, because Like I have to like yeah, I'm going to be serious. It is that and it's gonna be serious I'm scared but that's why it takes that that's why I'm like I'm gonna be honest I'm not in that race specifically, but like it's going to like I'll put the monitors that I would be down to help you on stuff Like no, it's like it's so hard because the my problem is I get I would say that like I guess the older I've got in I've definitely Have been like dealing with like anxiety and stuff. Yeah, you know Yes, like I would just say like growing up though. Yeah, I that wasn't my girl Like I was in someone who ran well cuz you know our shit was like girl. We didn't know. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I was younger. I'm like, oh my god, I can't vlog. No, just drop me off on the corner Yeah, literally like you know, but now that I'm like Uncle Shay and like honestly on as fuck. Yeah, I know I feel you I'm literally like okay, so If we were to enter here. Yeah, where where would we leave at like how would we get out? How do we get out of here? Yeah, yeah, because guys the trauma that I honestly this is what at that that like Oh, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck like that light that used to be in my eye instantly was blown out like a candle when Sav and I the first year I ever went to Coachella Day one. Yeah. We drove we were like saying in Palm Springs random like Airbnb drove up and like parked GA loves it Was literally there for like hashtag vibrations get to Coachella have a good time We like stay till like the end too. I don't know who like the last artist was This is one Coachella like humbled me in a way that like I can never be To this day. Yeah, there can never be a humbling like that because We go to leave and It's not the line's not moving like all the cars are just standing there So then I'm like okay Then it's like this is probably like 1 a.m Now it's 2 a.m cars haven't moved 3 a.m cars haven't moved I'm literally on Twitter trying to be like what the fuck is happening people are like getting out of their cars Like I'm like should I just sleep here tonight and then try and leave 4 a.m Finally get to like our section we start leaving I see one guy holding like literally one civilian not even a Coachella worker Not even whatever one civilian literally like telling it like being like You like you fuck you don't move you come on and whatever we didn't get home until 5 a.m That day And after that I have literally the trauma that was like waiting hours To leave Coachella. Yeah scared me which I'm sure that was like A weird thing happening. I was like literally scrolling on Twitter like trying to figure out like what was tea and They were like I guess like someone just wasn't manning their station. They were probably at the fucking do lab like girl doing their big one Um, so with that being said after that I have become so I'm one of those people at concerts. That's like Okay, so so how do we get out of here? Yeah, how do we get into here like if I go like when we went where do we Who did watch We went Who's the the Clippers? We went to the Clippers at so five so seamless Oh, cuz so far is like buttons at the top yeah, then the fact you have to walk down three and a half miles to get to the floor or not so five But yeah, can't thank you into it. Oh into it. Don't so five is also Yeah, they're buttons at the top. They don't play that shit no more, but into a dome was like so tea because if you're In this section or like wherever your seats are it's like this is where you park This is your one entrance and that's it. Yeah, and there's like a billion like it was like so Easy to get in so easy to get out and I'm like oh my gosh I just like the staples that like there's just like places that I'm literally like Yeah, I don't like how do we get out of here and I'm just like I hate that feeling, but I'm like for Justin I would be brave. Oh then period if I could go if I could go with a friend I would try and be brave Yeah, hey guys. 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Just take it there like she low key greedy a shit, but it's okay sure I'd be greedy to a Zoe Kravitz and Kendall Jenner have two Of the nastiest fucking rosters I have and you would do it too for a check Maybe if I could hit oh sorry hit. He's crazy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Not to demoralize these men Um, but I'm like less than Channing Stadium circuit 10 years ago and Harry Well, and see you got you got to choose one do you want Channing or do you want Harry and his prime? Yeah? This could arguably be his prime mentally though. Yeah, mentally. He's like running and shit. Yeah, so no I'm like throw rosters are actually so nasty sickening nasty nasty that I'm like oh my god Congrats love Kendall and Drake up and honestly love well it holds on because well I'm not TMZ so I'm not gonna say nothing, but I'm just like I don't know guys can have girlfriends or like what's the vibe But I told you that whatever we'll talk about that off camera. Yeah, he was just someone else. Yeah, he was with someone else Other day, well, and that's what I mean. I'm like listen On if okay, let's just say if I was Kendall And I made out with Jacob a lord if I was Kendall If I was Kendall, I would literally like I would be like I'm running the yo nigga house like the tomb raider Like that you gotta pass around nigga. He a hot potato no literally run it in my path No, my like a crash dummy run it him up like a crash dummy crash We support you girl. Here's the thing with Kendall if I was Kendall. I'd be doing that. I was Kendall because here's the T Hi, can you me if I kind of if I was like if I kind of Lee I can't did I can't do generally Kendall gender um if I was Kendall gender, I personally Would dead the fuck ass like baby you could you could not stop me if I may not would Jacob a lordy I would be like that's my that's all my roster baby if I was I was Kendall gender fucking walking around doing my one two with that roster I every paparazzi picture I'd be winking like this literally. I'm like y'all get it. Did you see Megan Fox is like on her up? No That's like not even what I was trying to say I just came out of my mouth, but I'm sorry. I was just saying that cuz maybe I was on Megan Fox's Instagram the other day Don't even whatever, but she doing like a rebrand right now. Oh Yeah, she's giving like she's giving like oh like she's giving It's new and it's giving like I don't know okay it's giving Jennifer's body damn her her waist though is easy shit right thank you no it's like it's like giving like Jennifer body like like how would you say it's not like her just like oiled up booty on me like it hurts me how the oiled up booty bro I'm shot up making fox I guess I don't know we need to talk about Megan the Salian bitch do we I do because what the fuck can I even say about that what I can say it's not gonna sound mad nihilistic what I want to say is that clay Thompson ugly sorry I's nigga literally ain't no one ever gonna love you like you ain't shit you ain't shit your hairline ain't shit the only time you've ever been held down and will be held down is with Ms. Megan you can literally search far and wide bitch and you will still never even come one percent close to it so it's just like for me in my house like honestly it's like if I could say like DIE I would but it's just like I can't so it's just like honestly I just hope you wake up in a cold sweat every night you've never I just hope you never sleep through a night never get a full nights rest I hope you literally enter your flop era which arguably he was already in you already I mean listen like my PR statement is that for the girls out there keeping open heart y'all you minds will just keep loving keep living keep laughing keep loving like keep trusting you know what I mean like shit like that is just so insane and so scary I just like really cannot empathize with the cheater number one but also like don't even let that hold y'all back from going and doing your business because at the end of the day it's like and also it's just like that has that's not a reflection of her obviously oh yeah and it's just like you know again on a broader scale when we bring it home type shit it's just like anyone who has the capacity to do that shit their inner world mama this inner world right here is so fucking needs a little it's so dark and depleted it's like that shit needs like work work that and work that clay like clay because you watch the pod like you go do that work it's time to go in the cave and start over it's time to go in the cave and start and just start the fuck over and also what really gags me on some like Ned Fullmer shit what really gags me is like I'm not saying like cheating just across the board no it's already a solid no on top of that what let me try not to gender it what risk is that even what risk is that to be clay Thompson you're literally like I all lies on you like it's like I don't even understand how oh let me not say man I don't understand how like cheaters who are also famous still cheat like cheating period is like fucked up but it's like how are you like Ned Fullmer and you're at the club cheating so it's like it adds like a level of like stupidity that I can't get behind really even understand why yeah like it's like what what like and with clay specifically for him to be like cheating period period then to go and say and I'm not looking for anything like I'm not looking for a relationship I'm not looking for anything serious that disrespect right there when like you're doing it you're ready to do if you if someone's meeting your family cooking for your entire family cooking for your uh thanks giving bust down motherfucking bundle all day all night bitch for your family and you took her to like mind you you brought her to your family now I'm Megan brought herself to your no you brought her to your family you were the one posted up dinner night oh just oh home from some games like oh look at what we're doing on the bow oh hold oh I'm holding my man down yes Megan my girl I did it up you are so gut wrenchingly ghetto bitch you are so gut wrenchingly fucking evil that is just like that psychic karma that you will experience the ghost that will haunt you in your sleep and honestly while you're awake well because I'm like girl and see now how it has to come to light and it's literally like everybody business I just like don't cheaters period shut the fuck like no I sleep cheaters period y'all are lucky we don't stone bitches in the Square Nama because all y'all should be getting stoned in the square but again just the idiocracy of like you're not even scared by the fact that like we all in your business like you like literally took it double that and you still cheated knowing that we all in your business like we literally all beyond cram like guys loving you loving you yes onward like literally onward and then you still have the audacity you still feel like it's it's the invincibility aspect like on top of just like the core guttural cheating of it all that's like and yet still and yet still y'all the hottest couple right now y'all the hottest couple in pop culture and you still sent a DM because if I would have got a DM talking Clay Clay Thompson followed you I'd be like Megan Megan Megan Megan what did you what did you you're getting snitch on like shut the fuck it's like dumb as she it's like dumber like it's like dumb and dumber like cheaters are dumb and then famous cheaters y'all dumber like I don't even understand yeah it's just like dumb as shit and it's also just like you have to get it out so thank god yeah it's just like sad as fuck and I'm honestly like you're a sorry ass piece of shit like literally yeah period that's all I gotta say about that oh my god like it's just like what the fuck no it's really like honestly yeah you I mean you didn't get what comes yeah oh that's what I mean about the psychic karma of what you're doing like that the mental toil bitch of a what caused you to go there yeah cuz it's like you had a good and special thing right oh yeah pure I don't matter though that don't matter it never it's never about the cycles babe like he needs to break the cycle yeah it's about the cycle whatever shit going on in here it's about the cycles it's about the pattern is about whatever you know the internal mental toil but I mean like the karma of your psyche how you will never rest the same how honestly picking up a fork will never you will be so outside of your body for so long because it's just like the harm being able to cause such public harm to someone is beyond me and honestly magnate with the Create a with the create mode literally just like I'm a keep I'ma get the story straight and out there so like nothing's left up to speculation you're a dirty dumb bitch and you did me dirty dumb and you also play to my face literally talking about how some you're not ready for some serious ass commitment nigga when we literally have the paper trail but exactly like that's what really be fucking sending me to is it's like and now it's bigger now it's bigger than this because we all live through people typeship but it's like you were already doing it you already brought this woman to Thanksgiving you were already doing it so the implication that it's like but I just like can't I just can't do then don't already did then don't fucking do it then don't then that's the other thing that I have to say and honestly probably the last thing before I like start literally fucking floating upside down and like my eyes go black yeah leave the nice girls alone honestly leave everyone alone but like if you want to be out there and play play all fucking day all day long all day long because here's the thing that really like gags the fuck out of me when people aren't honest about what dynamics they want and like what cuz it's like you can have a dynamic where you did ask playhouse but at the end of the day when you put your apron off it's like we're done playing house baby you can be Polly you can be 26 bitch you're like a poly secure book and then like go handle it read ethical non monogamy and delete everybody number in your phone but how you can't have all they know how you can't have all see how you can have both how we try to see how you don't want both girl so it's just like you play all play playing everywhere play play play play play play play everywhere but fuck fuck fuck you literally doing all this all this all this trying to be an Olympic cheater bitch you actually are an Olympic cheater you know what you should be an Olympic gold medalist you should actually refine your skills go hit the core and like do something be about something no no but you want to be a big big piece of shit big nasty ass nigga no it's really scary it's really scary because it's also not even about the girls like not even too much on that but it's like Megan Megan I'm a stallion get behind you and that's why I'm like the stallion get behind me oh baby you ain't going to see nothing no we're not never not ever because I literally have like I Megan love that I have for her and I've met her twice she is the kindess or a Max or what I tell you her aura is pure fucking white like literally the purest aura the most like loving vibe we She literally talked about anime, like she is such a beautiful, radiant person. Like her music and like what she does and like the confidence that she brings to people and like the elevation, like she's all, you know when you just meet someone and like in their presence you are like you are about like bigger, bigger, like energy just like up lifts the room. That's like dead ass what she gives in such a serious way. And I'm like I feel like people leech onto that when you have kind of this like pure energy and you're just like this source of like love and like all these things because I'm like that brokenness that clay is experiencing. I think fair enough. We hope because even sicker just just vote honestly though I will say it takes that that comes from a pretty broken place though. Well yes, but what I'm saying is I can only hope that this has asked for some internal reflection because as we know sometimes the girls the girls choose the path of something else. Yeah. Or just yeah or like the cognitive dissonance of like of like you go harder I go higher like it's just like okay and if you know what if that's your path and that's your choice in this life than like so be it like you are forever marked with the scarlet like oh real bad bitch like any any like it's just like your shits dirty and your shits nassie but like period and like okay but it's just like with Megan like I'm just anyone who's ever experienced that of just someone who's like literally like played in your face and then you like come to them being like wait like for real though and they're like no I was just you know like I'm not ready for all that shit to that experience. I just want to let you know that like love is real yeah love is out there like someone else's actions and choices shouldn't define or make you like lean one way like I just say like choose love choose love every time and love will find you know and rooting for her because she'll find it again and it's just like find it again and in her own time and in her own way and in her own space but it's just like metaphorically speaking like you got to tell your bros for the rest of your life you fucking cheated on Megan this time bitch out of whoop your ass hey guys you want to take a break to think a sponsor of today's episode newly you know not feeling when you're packing for vacation but nothing feels cool or whether appropriate you could buy a new wardrobe for your trip or you could just rent stuff from newly and just send it back when you're done or maybe you're invited to a wedding a birthday party a work thing all the same month and suddenly you realize you have nothing to wear. 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Oh, and I will say the one of the parts of actually, you know, having a close relationship with a man these days is now I know the sports T because when that came out first thing out this man mouth was he been doing so bad to like he out his prime like he's washed his fuck. I was like. I love to hear it. Because from the girl perspective, I was like flop loser. This is like the second time I've ever heard of you in my life, but like flop and like hope I was like not well kind of five and he was like no trust. Oh, trust. I've already been giving like you're in your flop air and then it's like triple it. Like okay, that's awkward. It's just like you haven't shot oh my gosh, so we made a TikTok edit of all of it, like missing shots falling on the core. Like it was literally like three minutes long and I watched all three minutes because let's mind body spirit it. Let's mind body spirit like whatever you got going on this like I need more. I need it's not enough is maybe less mind body spirit like actually because it's like showing on and off the core. And it's like now you're like involving us in girl business and it's like now it's awkward because like we really about to have your ass. Oh, it's just like when you're involving us, it's like nigga, I'm literally going to okay, how come you're getting booed and it's fucked up? You already know he's about to get booed is it? No, no, yeah. You better get booed, are you fucking well, it's just like you see now you've been brought it to the court to the real court to the real which is the girls. The girls, the guys and the days. Oh, mom is over bitch and you like don't play don't really get with like America's princess for real. Actually, and like and play all fucking day like you know that's literally the like literally the hot girl coach like that is literally like our lieutenant and she gonna be just fucking fine. Oh, she's. She can't beat you. That's part of the thing. Okay. Well, what do you do? Yeah. I mean, you like what do you mean? I mean, and that's where that's why I mean she really ate with that like nigga, you nasty and oh, you played in my face period. No worries, love. No worries. She just fine, but she like on her way out time she yeah, she literally was like well, and pulled the curtain back because you have to know thank you because you have to know thank you because it's just like she just fine. I know saying is like so crazy like, I mean, everyone to do whatever they want with their own relationship of course, but it's just like so crazy to even think like so you still played knowing that like if if y'all would have went silent toe on that shit and just stopped posting together, it wouldn't have been like what happened. Like what wait? What happened? I'm still you still play play play acting like girl, you still play like play all day like big worldwide day of play worldwide day of play. So now it's fucking awkward, that's awkward that you just like literally did we know you watched and so we know you watch the pot and everything you nasty. I really you you're really one of the nastiest makers I've ever ever heard of in my whole experience, you're literally so fucking nasty ugly and like unwanted like no one wants your nachos. No one wants to recipe to your mom's coach cobbler, no, sorry, your mom, not your mom's peach cobbler, but like no one wants to recipe to your peach cobbler or specifically your peach cobbler. Yeah, at all, spiritually and physically. You are nothing more than literally, and this is why I can't actually know I was about to say something that's not true, but I was just like thinking about like what I would do is his mom and like I would actually be like you have brought shame upon our family, but I don't know. Oh, if I was his mom, I just like can't imagine having a cheating son like if I had a cheating son, bro, I would genuinely you'd probably you'd have to to psych about my shit. - Well, actually, you'd have to psych about my shit because first off, I would be doing everything already to get my son to join RuPaul's Drag Race. So it's like, if that didn't work out, and then it's like, okay, you really about that basketball and shit, you really about that. Oh, I'm a sporting, yeah, I'm a sporting. And then like, you didn't turn into Steven, like you're not Stefan Curry, like it's just like, and you're not like stepping in Aisha. - Like how should I go? - I know. - 'Cause it's just like, you didn't want that stuff 'cause I used to do it. - It's really pick one. It's really, no, he don't want that bitch. And hey, and again, all to the point, if he would have just sat in silence, if he would have sat in silence and had the bravery to stand up for what he wants, just be in a polycule then bitch. Ain't nobody was telling you that you had to do this. Wow, wow, well, ain't nobody said that. So it's just crazy that you would do that and then play. - And then play. But then it's just like, yeah, so I'm like, shut, literally shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Well, he's gonna be silent. - That's why I want to say to him. Shut the fuck up, you dumb dirty bitch! - That part. - That's good. - Okay, love, I'm happy. - Oh, I wish I could say that to his face. - You might be able to. - I wish one could only pray and help. - And people will cry. - Honestly, y'all. - I was gonna check his Instagram and then I, clip that, clip that, of me just saying that. And honestly, everyone sent it to Clay Thompson. - But I'm just wondering if he's responded to anything. - No, you know, that's a big cast in here. - Oh, girl, please, girl, whatever. - Just playing with him. - Girl, you just girl, stop. - Oh, he's with Dallas talking about time. Girl, fuck you, get off of your own care. - Honestly, die. - The laughing is crazy. That thing, okay, yeah. - It's just really, it's insane. - You're in the riot. - And it is the tea of like, men, you work your, get 'em together. - Yeah. - In a week your hairline will start to receive. (laughing) - No, yeah. - Yeah. - You made my girl mad at me that far, that far. 'Cause it's just like, if there's no peace, then it's just like-- - We hear to jump you. Because men really do, and I think that's the thing too, is it's like, y'all gotta remember. Like, honestly, like, we must remember that men start from zero. - Oh, what? - Sorry, I was just looking at the like, ratio of like, he had like, 104 light. - Men start at zero. And that's why when these, again, the net full mirror effect, that's why when these men get big, like, oh yeah, he's one of the good ones guys. Like, don't worry, he's whatever. - Try and play. - Try and play. - Because the second you play, but it's gone. - Right. - It's gone. - So he's 7,000 comments. - Girl, well, yes, well, yes, well, yes. - Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, handle him. - Like, we're here to jump you. - You. - I don't like. - That's what you mean, okay, bitch, I'm crying. - No, I would be really interested to see like what, like, what the hell are you gonna do now? 'Cause at this point, it's giving shave your head, fall off. Go to a cave, run to cave on Airbnb. - And go to a cave. - He's just gonna play more bass, it's more shitty basketball. That's literally what he's, that's like the, that's all their solutions. You left, have you got to go harder? - Yeah, go harder. - We're gonna go harder. - Yeah. - And to reflect and be soft. - And play shitty or basketball. - Girl. - And then just like, literally be washed up. - Unk, unk shit, literally unk shit. - Well, this was like his, take it out the unk shit. And it's no shade to be an unk. Like, you can be unk, but it's just like, girl, the girl says you was blocked. - No, he's unk the rawgatory. Like, he's unk the rawgatory in the sense that, he's like that creepy ass nigga who's like, "Hey, hey, come here." And you're like, "Ah!" You know when you're leaving, you know when you're like in the club and like some old ass like, dirty ass old man, like try something to do? - Oh, no, no. - Okay, Clay Thompson. - No. - He's like, he's like, damn nigga, your breast smells bad. And you didn't like, get the fuck out of my face. - Wait, how old is he? - 36. - He's only 36. - Girl, it's about to be, well, you got many years to live. I fear so, something got to give, baby. - Megan's 31. 31's gonna be so teary already now. - I love her. I just love her and like, her aura is just everything. - She's protected. - She's protected. - She's protected as fuck trust. - Trust. - Imagine. - Trust. - Thank you. - And honestly, I'm sorry. - What? - I was just thinking about the 90 day feeling, say out, or the 90 day, the other, sorry reunion. I was only thinking about 'cause I was thinking about protected and then I was thinking, I'm like, I thought you were gonna say actually whatever, that was ADHD as fuck. - Oh. - But anyway. - I was gonna say the protection lies in the fact that like, thank God that like, that was revealed to her when it was and that like, she didn't have to stay in a situation that didn't serve her longer than she needed to. 'Cause how, you know, and honestly, that's the perspective that should be carried when something like this happens, even though it's just like really upsetting and heartbreaking. - Your check list is always redirection. - Yeah, and it's the protection of the fact that like, you were in something that wasn't serving you and honestly, very harmful and hurtful. And like, it was revealed to you the truth of that situation. And now you get to move forward and peace, power, love, and understanding. Walls play Thompson, like literally turns into, well, he has one of two options you see. He's at a fork in the road, you see. - I know his or she's gonna be black though. - Well, no, his or she's gonna be fucked up, but it's like, as with anything in life, like, you have a decision upon you. You either need to start from the ground up, like literally start from the root chakra all the way up and expel the energy out, like black goo out your shit, dead ass, or you're gonna keep it up and you're actually every single relationship is gonna go exactly the same way. As we know, as we know. - I'm gonna go like this. - 'Cause you know when the girls play, like they never stop playing, you play, you play, you play until you say, you know what? Something is making me play. - And I need to stop. - But he doesn't care. - He doesn't care. - I guess you'd like to find out. - I'm just like the fact that, yeah, he doesn't care. - I don't know. - I've been twitching like I'm scared. - Oh, what just happened sometimes? - I know it's just been happening like a lot. So I don't know. - I'm sorry. - So I don't know. - I'm just happening. - No, it's just really like a noise when that like, it's pushing out. - It's okay, I'm just like literally like, wait, so what does that mean? Did you see Caterpillar on Netflix, the documentary? - No. - But like, I who got the eye changing color surgery? Eye color changing surgery? - No. - The girls play. - Yeah, but I didn't have to skip a lot 'cause it made me really squeamish. They, I don't think they like showed too much, but it was just like, it was just like, girl, the girls are in pain. Well, it's just massacred, the girls are in pain. 'Cause the girls were in there trying to change, they shit. - I know. - There was this one divot, for anyone who doesn't know, it's Caterpillar's the documentary on Netflix about this guy who gets this like, surgery where they basically put like a prosthetic in your eye that like changes the color. And in it, they had like all, he like went in and they did it like group, like it's very like in and out, like they just in that bitch like fucking whatever. - Type shit, they were like five people. But one of the girls was like, and I hope, I'm just hoping peace and love on her, I really am. But she was on some like, yeah, like all this stuff had happened to her in the past and she was like, this is gonna be my marker of like, I'm a new person going forward. Like, I want that to reflect on my outer body, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, whatever. So she gets these contacts and the guy calls her because he starts having like eye problems and he goes to a doctor like in his place. 'Cause it also was like, they traveled somewhere to go get it done 'cause I don't think the US like does it. - It's like really, really, like most doctors in the US, yeah, they just say like, I wouldn't even do this on myself. - Oh, exactly. And the doctor there said it too, but the girls don't care, that's a whole other thing. The girls are in pain. So it comes back to the US and he's like basically like, dude, my eyes are so fucked up, like they're hell of a dry, like all this stuff and the doctors like, go ahead and take those out from me, my love, because I don't even know, like why you would do it. Not why he would do that, but he was just like, this is insanely dangerous and like you could go blind. So then he calls the other girl who had the surgery with 'cause they had been like king ever since and he was like, I just want to let you know that like, the doctor told me that like this could really erode. Like it's just, it's like scratching your eye basically and so he was like, if you keep it in, the chances of you going blind are like really serious and she like has like a daughter and stuff and she was like, I'm not ready. I would rather just like keep them in and I was like, the girls are in pain. - So they can take them off then? Why not just get colored contacts? - Well, because it's something deeper than that, you see. - 'Cause they can't. - Like the girls want that built in. - The girls want that built in, yeah. - Can't wake up with that shit off. - Yeah, exactly. - And honestly, that's like me was like a lash. - That's like an Ardell. Who would be able to get an eyelash? - But even an eyelash extension doing too much time. 'Cause when I had him, my fucking eyelids were puffed up. - Yeah. - No, I just don't even have enough natural lashes for like eyelash extensions. 'Cause they like are too heavy on my lashes. 'Cause my lashes are super straight and like there's not even that many there. So like I feel like they just like way down my eye where it's like, you know, an Ardell Demi. Whiskey is never, but it's just like. - You can rub your eye. - Yeah, you can rub your eyeball and see that's the thing. I'm like, yeah, you know, you can rub your eye. - Well, because when I had him in like, you can't really rub your eye, like you have to clean them every night, like, it's just like a whole thing. But they be looking good at sheathe. 'Cause it was like, what do you want? - Oh, yeah. - Oh my god, that like makes me like eyes hurt, but just thinking about the girls and just like wanting them to know that they could get contact. So like, if y'all see a RuPaul, 'cause that bitch, we having white eyes these days, it's really scary. - Yeah, like the worries love. - It's no worries, but yeah, they were in that bitch's top of the girls at. - Oh. - Ah. - Hi. - Like, ah, hi. - No, thank you. - Hi. - No, thank you. - I don't need like green eyes, like y'all are always all good. - You're beautiful, babe. - Well, you know, the girls, and hey, for the expression of it, again, like they're safer options, like you could just get a little "quence" octopus. - Yeah. - The girls are trying to be like, hello, and it's like, girl. - I know that happened to this guy on TikTok, talking about how he got eye color changing surgery, and he was like, this is just the wrong color. Like he was like this, he was like saying like this surgery was actually like girl completely fine. Like he's had like little to no side effects. Like he's actually like completely fine. But his eyes are gray. And he wanted like a hazel like blue girl. And so they're just kind of like gray now. I can't like it actually makes my eyes want to pop out of their head. I know. I just I'm just like guys like just wear contacts like it's really like NBD like I'm be like deep. But it's something deeper. It's bigger than that. And so I'm like for that. I'm like respect to the love and just like again, like hoping that the girls can like root chakra up type shit because it's just like any worth your sight. I don't think. Or maybe it is. That's your decision. That's your body type shit. But it is. I was just scaring me as a viewer. Yeah, it's like it's just like sad and it makes me sad as a viewer. Because it's just like you don't need to like. Well, the girl. Oh my god. I literally can't like it makes my eyes like hurt. Um. Anyway, so I don't know. Yeah. Is it just about the process of of that surgery? Is there like and it's about that. But I think the narrative was very much like the reflection of like what else is going on in these people's lives. Because I think like his kind of big one was kind of always being like put down by his family and like having this really kind of like distorted perception of himself and like all these things and like how that was supposed to be like the Hail Mary like. And a lot of the girls too who got it were like I kind of just want like attention. Like I want more like attention and like affirmation and like they were falling around. He like moved to New York, whatever. And they were like falling around the city. And it was like love your eyes. Love your eyes. Love your eyes. He's like thank you. So it's like, you know, it's it's it's mental as many things are. But um, just like prayers up. And I think he got them taken out. So like I'm glad because I would love for him to have sight if he would like to have sight as well. So yeah, I guess that's just like what it comes down to at the end of the day, you know, it's just like it's never worth your eyesight or just like even, you know, I mean, I guess I can relate to that in like in the sense of like hair, you know what I mean? Because I'm like, oh my gosh, I watched this video on TikTok. I mean, just like how I love videos from TikToks, I'm laughing thing. But there was like this young like mixed girl who went to this like curly hair specialist. And she was like talking about how she wants her hair super flat. And she has like four A four B curls. So her curls are like pretty tight. But like just like a lot of length there and stuff. And like when she took all the like she like did these like twist things that like made her hair flatter. But like it just it wasn't working like love. And she's like dead ass like 12 years old. Like I saw that too. Yeah, like she's just like a little diva. And so she like took her hair out gorgeous. But you know, she's like it's just like really poofy. And like it's just like this. And well, she was just like, we'll see how your hair grows out of your head. Like the hair stylist was talking to her. She was like, we'll see how your hair grows out of your head. Like this is how your hair grows out of your head. Like she was like, I can't she was like, how would I tell me how I would like make this like flatter. And then she was just like, I don't know. And she was like, well, because I can't. But like we can like do a style for you. That's like really cute. And like you'll like it because she was showing her reference pictures. That was just like just literally not her hair. And I'm like, listen, that play part of the process that play right there of like and she was like, well, do you like have friends that like have hair like you? And she's like, no. And I'm just like, oh sister like, listen. I know. Okay. Daddy knows ball in a serious way. And like it fucking sucks. And it's like annoying and like whatever. And I'm just like, but then at the same time, it's just like the experience of like ripping my shit out, frying my shit like fried like literally fried and died. And laid to the side like literally laid to the side. No, heavy on just like fried my shit to smithereens literally like fucked my shit up. Like literally was putting products in my hair to make my shit lay flat. So I wouldn't get the like the curse poofy comment. That's honestly. I'm well. And yeah, about me until I yeah. But but no, I was laughing because I'm thinking about it. And honestly, one of my earlier days should have been wake up calls was I was frying my shit. It's so crazy. That it's funny now. One time like my bang wouldn't re curl. Like I'd fried it so crazy that like I literally got my hair wet. My bang was like, huh? I was like, oh, so I just have a straight bang. I just have a straight bang in like curly hair. So now I have to like straighten the curl. You know what I mean? Like that should have been like the first like, yeah, leave her alone. Leave her alone. Yeah, I just like, I love her. Love her from the inside out. I'm like, no, growing up in Arizona. I don't know what. Yeah. My parents were fucking thinking raising me in that environment. But like literally the trauma that I endured, which I told the story on Patreon and like, I'm honestly gonna tell it here. Should I or should I know? Oh, it's like mama. It's a. Hey. Oh, I'll just tell them on Patreon. I'll keep. Well, yeah, it's on Patreon. Anyways, I just in the sense that like, I mean, you know, I'm I support you. Maybe one day I'll tell it on May. If you really want to hear it, it's like, get us on Patreon. But like, I got macroaggressed recently in by a company in such a crazy fucking way that like it like took me back to a time in which I was like, I need colored contact. No, actually, no, actually, I'm getting the surge. That was in my plate. But my hair, that was my plate. And what I what was told to me actually made me feel nine years old again. Yeah. And I was like, honestly, no worries, love. No worries. That was crazy. And we need the foot. I'm like, the tear coming out of my house. I'm like, wait, that was crazy. Yeah. I'm feeling sound for that little girl. I'm like, we're here with the age regression right now. I'm literally like, wait, sister. Oh, reaching out to my sister. You like randomly crying in this episode. But no, it's just, it is really sad. Because that's real. It's real. But I'm also like, I do really like my hair now. I'll be. Yeah. Well, and I, and like, for a night, I'm sorry to be giggling because I was giggling when you were saying that because I was thinking about it, like, what I was going to say is I'm honestly so glad. And I think that this shows a lot of growth that like when you told me that story, like, it was a chop up. I mean, and obviously you can feel this is also very much a part of it. But like, when you told me that story and like the way that our first reaction was to be like, that and of itself is like the growth in question because I'm like, the idea. And even like when we told on a picture, I'm like, you feel like it was kind of a similar sentiment where it was like, it's now, it's like camp. Like now, it's only, but very much validating like this because this is super real. But like just the idea that we're even able to have any kind of like humor without situation and be like, oh, y'all dead, fucking wrong. Like, literally, like, we were like, when we were talking about it, like, we were on some like, go ahead and send the bitch that before. Like, so we know. And I was like, literally telling woodland the story and the way he said the exact same thing. He was like, I need the video. And I was like, no, I need the video too. Guys, it's on video. Like what? Literally. Yes. And like, I'm not kidding like that would like go triple platinum. I could only pray. It would go triple. I know like the footage got like burned to like the ground and shit. And they're dead. It did. It did. It did. Honestly, if I was smart, I would have metaglasses. Because how would you? How would you possibly? All I would say is that like and genuinely love to that girl. Like love to love. Love to that girl. And I'm like love. But love to that little girl. And love to the girls who like your hair just got you like fucked up because I'm like, it's it is that serious. But yeah. But the macro aggression that happened to me in like a way that I was like, oh, that's like that actually had me like like it was so bad. It was it was so bad that literally my brain instantly like blocked out the trauma. Well, because that was not like like my brain instantly was like, okay. Well, because it was genuinely like old testament. Like nobody even like fucking reads that shit. Well, I don't sorry. I don't know about the actual testament. Sorry. I'm just saying you like a metaphorically like old testament in the sense that like that shit. Like you wouldn't you tell me this story like it like rebooted me. Like I was like, huh? Like that was like, huh? That was like, oh, gee, ass bitch. That hasn't happened to me. Dead ass since like 20 2007. That was very like 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010. And like, it's and that's how you know it's trauma. Like I'm like, because I'm like girl. The last time that last time I heard that word was dead ass when I started wearing my hair out, which mind y'all, I didn't wear my hair like out like natural. I literally wore a braid. If you see pictures of me when I'm a kid, I literally have either two big tails or one single braid. Yeah. And I did that every single day until sixth grade. Yeah. Where if you see a photo of me in sixth grade, my hair is literally, I put so much gel where it's like flat. Like literally flat as fuck because I'm like, oh, oh, no. And y'all ain't gonna get me. Yeah. and like yeah, I think like seventh and eighth grade I let my hair like, you know, be bigger. - Yeah. - Like literally like actually like have her like, you know, a wash and go for real. - Yeah. - Oh, that was awkward. - That was awkward. - I was literally. - I was thinking the other day 'cause I was like, I was filming that curly hair routine because honestly lately like I'm like, okay, like there's a routine. Like I start guys, honestly, the hack is curl gel. The hack is curl gel, and this is relevant because I, oh my gosh, and it really is like, and not too much 'cause I'm not trying to do too much. I wore two big mascara, so I'm like, I can't because it's gonna turn into a little black cap. - Yeah, I was gonna be saying not doing that. But what I will say is like, ooh, it's just crazy how deep that shit goes because I was literally, I was filming the hair routine and I was like, yeah dude, like, I haven't used, oh my god. I haven't used any like curl gel moose, nothing. Like my curly hair routine prior to like two weeks ago was dead ass, just like, you know, a leave and condition, that's all I do. Whatever happens from there is not my business, but it's my business in the sense that, like, love. But like the curly gel really-- - Like, whoa, shit. - Yeah, like, really woken up like, now I'm like, oh my shit, like, okay, like, oh, that's sad. Like I was sitting here like, it must be a wig, maybe it's probably curl gel, you know what I'm saying? But like when I was filming that video, it was actually crazy as fuck because when I was thinking about it, like the last time that I'd put a moose in my hair was probably, oh my god, break. Ooh, not too much, not too much. Like probably like seventh grade, like, was that young, but it was also giving like when I was thinking about it, like, they're just talking it through. It's because in my head I have this, I've always had this idea that, you know, back then we were using like, panting. Like there was only, you know, panting moose or like hairspray, like there wasn't any, but there wasn't, you know, such an active presence of curly hair products, like hairs for, like products for your curls to keep your curls. So back then I was, I would use genuinely the same moose that my mom was using. We have completely different fucking hair doctors. And my hair used to be crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, munch, munch, crunch, munch, munch. But that was the only way to get it, you know, to not do too much like that ass. But then I was thinking about it like, wow, ever since then I was like, I just don't use, I don't use gel. Like it's not for my hair, like it's not for me. Yeah. - Oh, what about pattern? - Yeah. - What about pattern? - What about all the girl? - Oh my gosh, no. - Because girl, I put pattern in my hair and I'm literally like, woo! Like the girls are giving bitch me going to EVs and I'm like, get them like, get them like, get them out. But I'm like, girl, it's just really not deep. Like it's not deep and it's not fucked up and it is like that fucking serious because I'm like, oh, y'all play, I'll goddamn down. - Oh, they've been, they've been play and shout out. Just thank God, shout out and thank God to genuinely like every curly hair product. Like every curly hair product that has fought their way to be like on a shelf that I can actually purchase 'cause I will say, life changing. And like, didn't even know that I held that like, that connection or that like connotation with like certain products of being like, oh, that's just like not for me. Like that's just like not for my hair and it's like, - But it is. - Oh, but see how like if people just like give a fuck and like on the stew, like then it would be. - Yeah, oh, and they did not. They did not and they did not give a fuck and like. - 'Cause when the girls used to be like, just use hairspray. - I'm not a Homer Simpson, you're shit. - I'm not the Homer Simpson, you're shit. I'm not a Homer Simpson, you're shit. - That, yeah. And I'm like, I can't even, we don't even have time to go into the makeup aisle, but just know. Just know. I don't have time, but if I did have time. - And I don't even have capacity. Because I'm serving if I single tear falls, I'm done. I'm literally gonna start bawling. - But I'm just like, just know y'all were ghetto back then, as fuck and like really, really, really ghetto. Really, truly ghetto. - And still are. - And still are. I recently got some shit that literally had me like, oh, we back in the dark ages. - Well, okay, but we'll talk about that off camera. - But I'm like, yeah. - Y'all niggas can die. - For sure. - Well, they said that to me. (laughing) And holding, and guys, if y'all have curly hair, wear that shit. - If you have curly hair, wear that shit. Like, don't fry your shit just unless genuinely, and I mean this with love and respect in my heart. If that is actually how, you know, 'cause, hey, sometimes I be straining my shit, you know, if that's how you actually wanna wear it, whatever, but if it's for any other reason, then like, you just, like, don't, like, you just think you look, you know, wear that shit. - Yeah, let's get into that. - Let's get into that. Like, 'cause it's like, be who you are for your pride. - And there's so many, oh, it's just so nice living an era too, and there's like so many more products and so many more things. - There's so many products. - And information, mama, like the girls, like the girls, shout out the girls on TikTok, who put me on the curly jaw. Like, I was like, I'm noticing a trend. I'm noticing everyone who has like, sickening fucking curls, bitch. - That's the curly jaw, which speaking of, I'm gonna get this haircut today confirmed. - Thank you. - Thank God, 'cause you know. - Yes. - The girls play. - The girls play. - Ah, okay, well. - You had a good watch. - Well, awesome. That was awesome. My neighborhood watches Mona Lisa by panic at the disco. I just personally feel like we should wake that back up. And in the nature of trying to get yourself out of a depression, I just think music matters, you know? Let's play some upbeat music. How about that, Mona Lisa? - I'm waking up to the pit. - Mona Lisa. - Which I'm like, I know I've talked about before, but I'm just like, I just walked a season finale last night. Finally, I know I'm late. That shit was so tea. And I just like, need them to like, wake that show back up. And it's like, I couldn't be a doctor, unfortunately. Because then y'all, y'all shit would be spelled wrong. And like, you know what I mean? Like all the-- - It's worse than that. (laughing) If that's like, you can't be then I'm like, period. But anything happened. - No, I'm like, y'all know like, y'all want to know just like the, like the darker. But I was like, they'd be like, ABCG, 40, a Capra. And like, I'm like, okay, y'all. - The reading, it's fundamental. - Well, and that's what I mean. I would literally be in there and like, some, get some crap. Dinka, like, it's so late. - Order him some matured shot. - Yeah, matured shot. - Get him the matured shot. - Oh my y'all know that shit, that gonna help them. So, it's just like, cow. - Love. You can nurse though. - Hell no, my sister's in that part. My sister's in a nurse shot of all the nurses in the shadow, all the Filipino. - Shout out all the nurses. - Shout out how, shout out all the nurses in all the Filipinos, like, for real. I couldn't do that because like, you need to like, know how to like, do shit. And it's just like, I know how to like, podcast right now. So, like, hone in on your skills. - Yeah. - Shout out, shout out. - Shout out to everyone in nursing school. - If you want to nurse. - Onward. - Thank you. - And like, you might have to like, help me put on the diaper one day. So, it's just like. - Well, exactly so onward. - So, it's just like that. - That's what they chat to. - PT. - Down. - Down. - She don't know shit, girl. - She don't know shit. - That's it. - Down. - Just when I need to come to y'all, I swear if I see that, I fucking shit on. I advice, if I go into my doctor's office and I see chat GWT on your phone for some reason, 'cause I'd be on your phone for some reason, I'm not, I can't. I can't, I can't. I'm sorry. - I can't. - I'm gonna ask for somebody else, - I'm gonna have to see their phone, too. - Yeah, I'm gonna have to fuck you up. - You're just like swinging, I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Yeah, and honestly, neighborhood watch, a manicure. Just like a random eye manicure. - That's like gorgeous shit. That color is really pretty. - We thanks. I'm like. - Yeah, I need that, too. - I went to a nail salon for the first time in a long time, just 'cause like, with the way our schedule looking right now, like in literally being home for three days at a time, like I can't get in my girl chair type shit. And I'm like, okay, it's forcing me to just get a simple one, so I'm like, okay. - That's like mad cute, I'm like. - This looks like I like, I like pay bills. - I'm yeah, I'm gonna reheat your nachos. - Yeah, reheat bro, the fucky. - That color is like great. - Okay. - Okay, well guys, we just love you guys so much. And we're just like thinking of y'all so much. - Oh yes. - And it's just like be who you are for your pride this week. - This week, and onward. - And onward. - Well, we'll see you next one soon. - I love you guys so much. - And guys were so close to 100k, so like. - Oh my god, yeah, we just found it on YouTube. - On YouTube? - Of course we're always talking YouTube for some reason. - So it's just like, honestly guys, when we get 100k, I think we're gonna like go to the spa. - Well, I want to plaque so that genuinely, we said this online yesterday, but like genuinely, I think we should make a WWE with the plaque. - All I'm gonna say is that we just want to, YouTube can use this two plaques because we make belts. - We just want to make a new one. - We want belts. - We're so close. - That's actually, I like Kirk, can you only haven't checked our analytics and so long- - Dude, I have a screenshot. I have a screenshot of when we first launched. - Yeah, yeah. - So like literally. - Of how many subscribers we had when it was three. - It was that ask three and I was like, you. - Dude, that is me. - And Tuscany. - You me and Tuscany. - Guys, thank you so much. - I think that's actually insane. That's like freaking me out. - 10 million. - Okay, that's freaking me out. Got James. Okay, we'll love you guys so much. - Hi, we love you, thank you. - We love you, thank you. - Yes. - And for just everything. - Just thank you. - Goodbye. - Goodbye. (upbeat music)