Our Journey Eastward

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I didn't realize you were gonna wear that today, 'cause I was gonna wear-- - I wish you had told me that you were gonna wear your Bearbell sweatsuit. - Well, I could've worn maybe the top, and you could've worn the bottoms. Both decided to do the whole thing. - Let's just both full send and call it what it is. - I love it. - Yeah. - Oh my God, we're finishing each other's music. - Yeah, we're such a-- - We're such a duo. - A duo. - You could say. - Yeah, I was gonna say twosome. - Ooh, I like that. - I like duo better. They shortened twosome into just duo, which is nice. - Speaking of, Bearbell's new flavor. Tell me a little bit about it. - Oh. This old thing? - Yeah. - It just came out with a peanut butter and jelly flavor. And I'm so curious. - I am too. And you're a big peanut butter and jelly guy in general. - Yeah, well, for the longest time, for my whole life up until, I guess college when it got to the point where it was just like, it's time to-- - To move on? - Well, you have full-time, you have actually like a half-time job. What's it called? - Part-time. - Yeah, whoa. Oh my God, word. You're like, I'm gonna be like making new words. You're gonna be like, no, that one exists. Today, I can feel it happening. I was out with coworkers and they're like, we're gonna get, what could it have been? It was some sort of fish, perhaps Branzino. And I think it was a seafood restaurant. And so like, I really, my tubes were tied. I had to have some version of fish and I was not a fish guy. - Where are you going with this? - At some point I had to push myself outside of boundaries, but it's nice to be back. - I thought you were gonna pivot into Branzino flavored protein bar. - No, I'm gonna pivot away from Branzino completely. - Okay. - Unless you wanna talk about Branzino long. - No, no, no, no, that's totally fine. - I like this. This is good for me. This takes you back to my roots. It takes you back to one of my favorite duos, peanut butter and jelly. There's not many duos that are better. - Than PB and J. - It's another Dewey. - Hi, Dewey. - Ciao, Dewey. I wake up now. - Honestly, I don't know if I can think of one, right? Right now? - Okay, wait, I can think of one. - Okay. - I can think of a bad one. - Who? - Orange juice and toothpaste. - That is a bad one. - So what's the opposite of that? - A good- - Not a good one. - Like Sonny and Cher. - Who's that? - Connor. - I don't know who that is. - Like the music duo. Sonny and Cher. - I know Cher. - Yeah, she's one part of the duo. - Well, it's giving Cher. - Yeah. - What is, who is Sonny? - You know, I've got you, babe. Sonny and Cher. - Ew, uh-oh. - Okay, nevermind. That's the only duo I could think of right now. - Well, I'm thinking of food duos, a food duo. - Okay, well, I was thinking of Sonny and Cher. - Are we gonna eat 'em? - Let's just do it. - Okay, let's try this. - Right off the bat, I like the crunchies on top, on top. - I like the way you open. You're so clean, like a banana. Mine is gonna come off in several pieces, which is why a huge point of contention. - I think, should we make a conscious decision to like eat into the mic or out of it? - We've gotten several strongly worded letters to stop eating into the mic. So I'm gonna fall-- - But this is a food-based segment, so it's like-- - Okay, well, my people, I'm gonna suggest you just take your headphones out maybe for the next 10. - Okay. - And then-- - Seconds or minutes? - The next 10 seconds, I'm gonna chew for 10 seconds. - Okay. - And then I'm gonna swallow, whatever's left after I'm done chewing for 10 seconds, swallowing it whole. - Okay. - So it doesn't matter. - Okay, ready? - Yeah, ready? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh my God, wait. There's it. Look at it. - For whatever reason, I wasn't expecting the jelly to be like actual jelly. I was expecting like a jelly flavor. But there's jelly in there. - There's jelly in this. - This is like a PB and J. - Wow. You know what? - What? - When I really thought I was stepping out of my comfort zone, I started toasting. - Oh my God. - I started toasting my PB and J's. This is what that's like. - This is like a PB and J on the go. I guess you could take a regular PB and J on the go as well. But this one's even pocket-sized PB and J. - Right, bottom of my backpack PB and J. - Well said. - Yeah. - Okay, I love it. - Yeah, that was a nice, nice, nice treat. - What a great duo. - Truly. Wow, I'll be finishing that shortly once I can chew into the mic again, maybe after this segment. What a treat. - What a treat. - I really wasn't expecting that jelly, y'all. - I know, and why weren't we? - Sometimes jelly's where you least expect it, like right there, but I guess it said peanut butter and jelly. I just wasn't expecting physical jelly. - Yeah, I wasn't either, and it was a nice surprise. - Yeah, well cheers. - Cheers. hi connor hey you um yeah i need to start off by letting you know that i made a mistake this morning you can't be doing that i know but i'm only human um i've been getting a lot of these tiktoks recently from a lot of like white women that are like in a very chinese time in their life how did you know i was gonna say that because i've been getting those for weeks oh they're just like so i uh i turned chinese last week and like obviously at first i'm looking at this and i'm like this is going to be pretty offensive but as you watch it's like no they're not being offensive they are adopting chinese health customs um into their lifestyle routine and diet and so there's this whole trend of like being chinese now but it's not um it's not racially motivated it's lifestyle motivated and diet motivated yeah um and so one of the big things and i'm i'm hopping on the bandwagon because i love doing that one of the big things is drinking hot water first thing in the morning and waiting to have your coffee so apparently coffee first thing in the morning for a lot of people is not good for you because it spikes something okay i think it spikes your cortisol so you like should wait a little bit before your coffee whereas i usually have it first thing yeah so for the past few days i've been doing hot water and or uncaffeinated tea in the morning and then waiting to have my coffee okay because that hot water is really supposed to just uh jumpstart your metabolism yeah etc okay so i've been doing that and then yesterday i had my tea and then i was like what if i just didn't have coffee yeah because that could be something to try and i was fine so i was fine so i was fine so i was fine so i was fine so i was fine so it turns out i did need it pretty significantly so what you saw a few minutes ago was me going to get coffee because i need it really really badly well and i did not have it this morning so i'm sipping it now so it might take like 10 to 20 for me to arrive that's okay that's something that i can live with completely but i had my hot water you can still drink it you can still drink it you can still drink it you can still be in a chinese time in your life absolutely oh and later i waited more than an hour before i had my coffee that's the chinese way that's that's the chinese way i tried something new and different that was a mistake oh my god and i'm rectifying the mistake right now what i was like why can i feel wind on my navel your buttons out my belly button like these shirts don't they why would it choose to open in that way are those buttons lined up correctly oh yeah yeah i like that sweater it's like a uh structured cardigan yes a lot of structure i wasn't fishing for compliments when i did that but i also wasn't fishing for insults so i appreciate that um well congrats on your journey thank you and i have been your journey your journey eastward i've been feeling really great with my hot water slash tea first thing when i wake up thanks i've been doing the jumps tell me about the jumps i have not gotten i'm also i'm you're also i'm also becoming chinese but i have not gotten past the hot water yet to tell me about your job why don't I show you the job okay so this is this is something that the Chinese also do I haven't seen any Chinese doing it I've only seen white people doing it actually now that I'm thinking about it but they say that they say that the Chinese are doing it okay I did it this morning okay you're just like it loose getting your body warmed up it helps yeah it helps the lymph nodes absolutely I can tell I think I combined several of the techniques into one that's fine to do I think I combined several of the techniques into one that's fine to do that's that's my way one is simply you can just jump okay there's something with the arms that I really think I wasn't doing it look hey listen it looked good it looked great no you know what yes oh my god it's this that's a dance that's like isn't that Urkel or something oh wait no it's Carlton yeah you know what we said we're becoming Chinese we didn't say we are Chinese so it is a journey yeah so as I work on what's the altitude here okay I'm gonna move back over to my seat okay move over to see cuz I have to show you something else that's in my purse cuz now on the spirit of hot beverages guess what this is can someone just can you guys raise your hand if my belly button starts to come out I'm like not willing or able to come out I'm like not willing or able to have a full 60 minutes of my belly but have a full 60 minutes of my belly but looking at the camera the same way I am looking at the camera the same way I am look at me look guess what this is that look at me look guess what this is that I'm gonna have after this episode what I'm gonna have after this episode what is that I don't know me so soup is it is that I don't know me so soup is it packets like ramen it's literally this packets like ramen it's literally this is the miso paste this is dried tofu is the miso paste this is dried tofu this is seaweed and this is green onion this is seaweed and this is green onion and they're all in these little packets and they're all in these little packets and you pour hot water over it and you have miso soup and I've been doing it drinking it in a mug Wow I would say so I'm I'm here this week I'm not but thank you for letting what do you mean I meant the week broader I leave tomorrow but I'm here right now okay but I'm so happy to see you I'm happy to see you in a way in a way do you want to tell us why you're here you can't no I can I'm hosting a word show tomorrow this is versus agents yeah I'm excited I'm excited I'm excited I'm excited I'm excited I'm excited I'm excited I have like full-blown like it's a whole night have like full-blown like it's a whole night have like full-blown like it's a whole night a whole evening of script which is a whole evening of script which is a whole evening of script which is cool we're gonna have a teleprompter but I cool we're gonna have a teleprompter but I cool we're gonna have a teleprompter but I was like I would have you know like a was like I would have you know like a was like I would have you know like a panic did you write your own jokes or panic did you write your own jokes or panic did you write your own jokes or have they been right I wrote with you have they been right I wrote with you have they been right I wrote with you wrote a writer's room yeah whoa wrote a writer's room yeah whoa wrote a writer's room yeah whoa virtually but it was great it's fun I virtually but it was great it's fun I virtually but it was great it's fun I know it was like so collaborative what a know it was like so collaborative what a know it was like so collaborative what a street that was now I got in late on street that was now I got in late on street that was now I got in late on Monday and I rented a car and I got in Monday and I rented a car and I got in Monday and I rented a car and I got in so late that they were like just go over so late that they were like just go over so late that they were like just go over to the lot from LAX you like take that to the lot from LAX you like take that to the lot from LAX you like take that shuttle you go over to this lot and just shuttle you go over to this lot and just shuttle you go over to this lot and just go pick a car any car pick a car any car go pick a car any car pick a car any car go pick a car any car pick a car any car the only car that was left is a Ford the only car that was left is a Ford the only car that was left is a Ford f-250 so it's a dually it's like a it's f-250 so it's a dually it's like a it's f-250 so it's a dually it's like a it's a diesel truck it's pretty much what a a diesel truck it's pretty much what a a diesel truck it's pretty much what a cattle rancher would maybe load a heifer cattle rancher would maybe load a heifer cattle rancher would maybe load a heifer into and I didn't know out of the last into and I didn't know out of the last into and I didn't know out of the last year two sentences you said I knew about year two sentences you said I knew about year two sentences you said I knew about four words so it's a huge truck that's four words so it's a huge truck that's four words so it's a huge truck that's the truck I'm driving around right now I the truck I'm driving around right now I the truck I'm driving around right now I look like I look like we you know you look like I look like we you know you look like I look like we you know you know when those like 11 year olds steal know when those like 11 year olds steal know when those like 11 year olds steal their parents car from the gas station their parents car from the gas station their parents car from the gas station they left the left the 11 year old in they left the left the 11 year old in they left the 11 year old in the car and he's speeding down that's like we the car and he's speeding down that's like we the car and he's speeding down that's like we gotta pull him up that's what I gotta pull him up that's what I gotta pull him up that's what I look like in this thing it is impossible to look like in this thing it is impossible to look like in this thing it is impossible to drive I see you as a truck person I drive I see you as a truck person I drive I see you as a truck person I like I like driving a truck I enjoy like I like driving a truck I enjoy like I like driving a truck I enjoy having a truck I enjoy maybe it's having a truck I enjoy maybe it's having a truck I enjoy maybe it's because like the way I'm built it makes because like the way I'm built it makes because like the way I'm built it makes me feel you know like I get oh you are me feel you know like I get oh you are me feel you know like I get oh you are built like a truck baby I'm built like a built like a truck baby I'm built like a built like a truck baby I'm built like a truck yeah like a semi I'm Tonka but I truck yeah like a semi I'm Tonka but I truck yeah like a semi I'm Tonka but I yeah I am enjoying it now I gotta go yeah I am enjoying it now I gotta go yeah I am enjoying it now I gotta go turn it back in because immediately hit turn it back in because immediately hit turn it back in because immediately hit I hit something it's just like in pot I hit something it's just like in pot I hit something it's just like in pot it's so big like I'm not it's the it's it's so big like I'm not it's the it's it's so big like I'm not it's the it's bigger than my hotel room I'm not bigger than my hotel room I'm not bigger than my hotel room I'm not joking what are you gonna get in trouble joking what are you gonna get in trouble joking what are you gonna get in trouble no I got insurance but it's just I don't no I got insurance but it's just I don't no I got insurance but it's just I don't really understand in what world would really understand in what world would really understand in what world would someone flying into Los Angeles need a someone flying into Los Angeles need a someone flying into Los Angeles need a a truck that could tow a a mobile home a truck that could tow a a mobile home a truck that could tow a a mobile home like what what who's who needs that like what what who's who needs that like what what who needs that truck again and it was the only thing left you truck again and it was the only thing left you truck again and it was the only thing left you put a lot of people fly into LAX put a lot of people fly into LAX put a lot of people fly into LAX to go on road trips on camping road trips to go on road trips on camping road trips to go on road trips on camping road trips this I don't know about a lot but this I don't know about a lot but this I don't know about a lot but that someone definitely could and my it's that someone definitely could and my it's that someone definitely could and my it's great Brooke I have to take there's a great Brooke I have to take there's a great Brooke I have to take there's a there's a little staircase like what you there's a little staircase like what you there's a little staircase like what you would get a French bulldog yeah it like would get a French bulldog yeah it like would get a French bulldog yeah it like comes down when I open the door and I'm comes down when I open the door and I'm comes down when I open the door and I'm like hop it takes me it takes me more like hop it takes me it takes me more like hop it takes me it takes me more than one second to get into the car yeah than one second to get into the car yeah than one second to get into the car yeah I have to grab something and you and I have to grab something and you and I have to grab something and you and hoist myself ooh yeah it's lovely to be hoist myself ooh yeah it's lovely to be hoist myself ooh yeah it's lovely to be in that truck yeah once you're in it in that truck yeah once you're in it in that truck yeah once you're in it once you finally get into the seat and once you finally get into the seat and once you finally get into the seat and then I lower my seat and I push it then I lower my seat and I push it then I lower my seat and I push it forward so I can reach the pedal I have forward so I can reach the pedal I have forward so I can reach the pedal I have really enjoyed my time in there it really enjoyed my time in there it really enjoyed my time in there it feels like you're in a you're in the feels like you're in a you're in the feels like you're in a you're in the office you're heading out to the oil office you're heading out to the oil office you're heading out to the oil you're the rigs great it is great well you're the rigs great it is great well Well, I'm glad that you're here and even though that it took the truck to get you here. Yeah, I have a story to tell you that I'm not ready to tell you yet. Is it the one that you texted me and Izzy and we're like something so gross just happened you're not even going to believe me but I have proof? It seems like we've gone there on this podcast so many times. Like, I don't know. I don't know about this one. I do want to hear it pretty significantly. No, I don't think I can tell you. No, you do have to. I'm fine with giving you some time before you say it, but you will have to say it before the episode ends. Are you going to say it now or are you going to say it later? No, I need a little bit of time. That's a good teaching strategy, by the way. Give two options and put the choice in your hands. So unbelievable. So you feel like you have agency. Will you tell the story now or will you tell the story later? No, I'm going to tell it later. I am going to tell it later. Okay, great. But see, you will be telling the story, champ. On my topics list, I just have Chinese and traders. What do you have to say about traders? I started watching. I had never watched before. Wow, Brooke. Yeah, I'm obsessed. I don't even know this girl sometimes. Sometimes I come back to town. You know, I talk to her every week and then sometimes I come in and you've had like a seven day transformation where like you're different than you were last week in like every way. I also don't smoke weed anymore. And so I love this week. Chinese don't smoke weed. I love traders. My God. I mean, the name a few. I'm going to come back. She's like, I'm actually I'm running for mayor. And I can almost guarantee you that probably won't. I started smoking weed again. I'm running for mayor and I'm becoming Russian. You might be Russian by next week. Oh, absolutely. I am Russian by by blood. And that's really I think so. You're ninety nine point nine percent. Exactly. How are you Russian at all? That's what that's where we come from. Russia. Yes. Eastern Europe. I need to do some reading. Eastern Europe. I know that. But oh, absolutely. OK, so. Yeah. But I love traders. I'm having so much fun. I really like traders, too. I thought I didn't like reality competition shows because I don't like like the the challenges part. I got my phone for. But when they are fighting, you like the challenges. See those. I'm like, I'm not invested in those. You worried about your belly button. I keep feeling almost your breath on it. Oh, really? Maybe it's my breath. It's probably my breath because I'm right here. No, I do love traders. I've been I've been tuned in since the last time. Well, I went back and watched Dylan season. Yeah. Yeah. What a talent. What a talented individual. And I've always known that about him, too. Just from the way he moves through the world. But to watch him in action and Gabby. Gabby. Wow. Yeah. They are all really great. You know, they're doing a civilian season. I want to. So that's where I want. I want to bring up. I want to do it. You wouldn't be on the civilians. Yes, I would. I wouldn't be on this. I wouldn't be on the famous people when I asked already. Thanks. I think I think I don't think that you could go on a season of that as a civilian. I absolutely. I'm a civilian. That's like Charlie D'Amelio going on Dancing with the Stars as the star instead of the dancer. No, it is not. Classically trained dancer. I'm a civilian. I know by trade you're a civilian. Yeah. No, but by profession, you're not. Well, let's say by profession. You're not a professionally trained civilian. That's what I'm saying. Well, I'm an let's say I'm an author. Yeah, that doesn't work for the current traders. Like you don't have authors on that. It's like reality TV people. You don't have authors on that yet. I'm sure someone on that on that show has or has or is currently writing a book. That's true. But they don't have influencers or authors on that. And I would say those are my two things. So I'm going to do civilian. I'm applying. Okay, does anyone she couldn't be on civilian. I could like I absolutely could they're reaching out to influencers. They want influencers. I can't I can't speak. You do not have to be celebrity. play we were looking for smart i can yes sure strategic a little bit everyday people absolutely to compete in the ultimate game of trust and treachery you know why do you not want me to go on traitors i do miss me oh i'll miss you dearly now brooke you have to be off your front for six weeks no you don't yes you do i didn't know that i asked the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip i hate mondays king's wine soda cinnamon swirl bite taylor hansen sure i'll try one hey let's get back to work please but taylor hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly king's hawaiian cinnamon bites taylor hansen nice try one king's hawaiian cinnamon bites there's nothing like it fall never arrives all at once first the air then the light and slowly the things you love begin to find each other a jacket meets a dress a hoodie slips beneath a blazer an old cap finds a new scarf because you don't simply step into the season you create it layer by layer until it finally feels like fall find fall your way at ross it's not six weeks i already looked as i was worried about being away from my cats it's two to four that you'd be there and i didn't know about the phone is it safe no phones on there is he no but it does say oh i can't go it's in may 2026 i'm busy but i'll do next season i'm not worried another celebrity but you can have if if you cannot have your phone that's something else that i need to look into but other than that i would look forward to going on the next season of civilian traders they'd come find me under my blanket and i'd be like i'd look up i'm like on instagram i just needed to get some reels in like i just needed to get some reels in i'm like i i think that this would be this would essentially be like rehab for me for my phone i think you can go on your phone you can't go on your phone traders doesn't have any like you don't need to be closed off from the outside world and not have contact with people like that's not necessarily the plot of the show whereas it is in like the bachelor not really is it though i feel like you probably can't have your phone in the castle but in your hotel room i feel like someone just told me that you can't have your phone on traders i don't think they'd want you texting the other contestants yeah yeah there i will say something about traders there needs to be romance there needs to be able to talk to his family and that was part of what made him willing to participate absolutely i don't know if they get their own cell phones or if they get production devices or something like that here's what i'm fine with i'm fine with just a device that i can touch like that's my thing like i need even if it's an ipod touch like i need to be playing fruit merge like i need to be swiping that's the thing and i need to be opening apps and closing them and then opening the same one that i just closed again exactly it's like smoking cigarette so as long as i can fiddle and i have i can talk to people i'm a-okay and i need a live cam of my cat we're tweakers like it's so crazy because i'm thinking about not having my phone i was telling izzy when i came in this morning i was like i need some advil and i was like because my eyes hurt from looking at my phone the past few days and i was like when i wasn't on my phone i was on my laptop and when i go from my phone to my laptop my laptop feels like i'm reading a book and then when i go from my laptop to the tv it literally feels like i'm having dinner with my grandparents like that's how wholesome it gets when the screen gets bigger and for that reason i need to be killed and it's for that reason no i agree and this could be a good break for us so will you come on with me i would love to great no i'm no i'm not selling myself as a civilian no offense to civilians affected i'm a shmedium i think i'm somewhere in the middle you're a stand-up comedian though so that could you are handed you're a net we are pb and jay brooklyn you're a netflix is a joke stand-up comedian no we are right there together walking hand in hand into this dark night and we're not going quietly it would be so fun if we were we were the traitor well that's what i was going to ask you about you're a stand-up comedian you're a stand-up comedian you're a stand-up comedian do you want to be a traitor or faithful oh i'm a liar like i'm you want to be a liar yeah i would love to be i think i would want to be a faithful i think it would be fun but i would also be disappointed to be one yeah it'd be like oh i'd be stressed to be a faithful but at the end of the day i'd be like this is exciting yeah and i would be relieved to be a faithful but also disappointed so win win lose lose it'd be fun to be on a show where it's like the point is to be a deceitful lying conniving colluding gossiping serrating nasty colton bitch that would be so great i think that'd be so fun and then you get out and be like oh that's not me i was just playing a game and something that i can bring to the show and this is a pitch for myself that i feel like traitors is lacking is the romance now you'll notice rob on this season yeah can't help but notice the guy and what why i just i can't help but notice i just like him okay yeah he's one of my closest friends what do you mean we've just been close for a long time what do you mean and instead of in the in the definition of the definition of the word do you know rob yes i know rob in what way well we're like brothers only have you met closer oh god yeah when years ago what did you went where i don't know what did you say i don't remember but you know you met 100 what was he like sweet when he knew the word commiserating when michael was misusing that and he said that's not how you use the word he want he stole my heart he doesn't say much but when he does but when he does his words carry weight and so during my confessionals i don't know if i'm a traitor i don't know if i'm a faithful i know exactly what rob said to me this morning over breakfast and how long we sustained eye contact and i think that's what the show is missing and i would like to offer it to them thanks so you'd like a like a casa amour in traitors i just think yeah i think it's missing romance that could add a level of jean i say can they can they fraternize that's not actually how you use that word out of the like when you're out of the castle i think they stay in hotels sorry if that's like you're not supposed to talk about that but like are they locked in their rooms they should be locked in their rooms because the traitors need to leave and and meet so no one should be able to see that so they should theoretically be locked in the rooms but can they so then they cannot hang no can they hang though um that's a good question i'm not cut up so don't give me anything there were hookups oh there were hookups mj said on jeff lewis oh if anything's gonna come out it's gonna be on jeff lewis live is that what you went on oh i'm always on jeff lewis live me and jeff go as far back as me and rob almost i wanted to hear more about you and rob and i feel like a lot of people would people are loving rob i didn't know who he was on love island because i don't watch love island i mean he was he came up in the tiktok class with us he was like he was like a tiktoker no he wasn't he's a snake wrangler what do you think he was posting on tiktok connor i don't know where he posted his snake content actually was it on tiktok yeah and on instagram of course if that makes sense i guess come on reels okay i'm obsessed with instagram reels you know what i bet rob would come on this podcast if you're such good friends he would i don't know if he would yeah i could ask him i think i think it's a bad time he's getting a lot of he's busy get him on the podcast if you're such good friends he would i don't know if he would yeah i holly's hot get him while he's hot okay for the for the press tour assuming that they win get him while he's hot connor you follow each other on instagram connor god yeah dm him okay i'll dm him what will you say oh my gosh you want to know something crazy while we're talking about people that follow people yeah can everyone stop asking if i'm gonna kill myself on instagram i'm good i get this you are not alone oh i got i do too i do too i'm okay i do too i'm okay i'm all right if i was gonna kill myself i wouldn't be posting on instagram i promise you um so henry henry henry posts or text me this morning he doesn't want this to be public but i think this is fun um uh he posted a bag haul oh i saw his bags liked by sarah jessica parker and immediately followed and he did not follow her back i noticed or he might have since she followed but it said follow back when she followed him well yeah she she followed him like she followed first that's what i'm trying to say that's a crazy i was like yeah you have you completely made it yeah okay rob half this podcast will be being like yeah i'm gonna dm them here we go read it out read out loud what you will say hello i'm going to you guys already have we chat we're friends there's a little can i see no private yeah what are you guys talking about asking where you got his jacket where did he get it diesel he's someone i would actually be very comfortable talking to and i'm not even just saying that because it's like the kind of person that's so hot it's like i don't even care you know what i mean no yeah like that's not even like that's not someone that is going to be in my life long term so it's like i don't care there's the stakes are really low does that make sense yeah gosh dang it okay what's what's the trouble i just got on instagram reels i love them because i keep getting um did you message rob yes i said would you come on the podcast please heart let me see i'm on reels again just kidding would you come on the podcast please good job thanks thank you honey you didn't read my last message what was your last message where'd you get your jacket then he doesn't he didn't need to respond wait i have actually not really read my last message i just said sick then he doesn't really seen any of his content can we watch a snake wrangling do it in bonus yes okay absolutely connor okay because i don't know how much i don't know how much audio is going to come through about him being like whoa like you know well i i bet i'd have some commentary but no worries we can do it in bonus okay um oh my gosh i was going to tell you something i wish you would oh my gosh i was going to tell oh the way i was going to tell you something brooke we got really like we moved off sorry i took us to traders it's it's completely fine i i liked talking about traders because i'm enjoying that that too i'm so glad oh my gosh what am i what was i going to tell you do you want to tell us the gross thing no i'm going to save that for i'm going to save that for at least 40 minutes in okay so we have 15 minutes till the gross thing yeah what would you like to talk about for the next 15 i don't know there was like a lot of pop culture stuff that has gone down in the past so i'm going to tell you a lot of pop culture stuff that has gone down in the past give about any of the actual sub substance of the things that happen like the brooklyn beckham thing disowning the family and what i'm curious about that that comes down to this thing that i said years ago about like a-list celebrities and how i kind of like i here's the thing like i i i don't care about what happens with their family it's literally none of our business but i know they're having like a media off between the two where they're just like squashing each other and it's sad to me it makes me sad but like it makes me sad but i also don't like when celebrities of this level like humanize themselves like there's just you know what i'm sorry like i kind of like when celebrities are like larger than life i do like that like that that's what makes a celebrity and so this like new age thing where celebrities are like i'm just like you and then like i'm fighting with my mom online like it like i'm like oh you're not supposed to do that i'm supposed to do fight with my mom online i mean i would never it is helpful to know for some people because i know that's just something you prefer but some people genuinely do not know that celebrities are people so like it is a it is a genuine reminder for some people but i guess but this is everyone is like so like i'm team this i'm team i don't know anything about the beckhams by the way like i truly like know nothing about d v or b oh you know the initials yeah i know their names and i know their professions actually don't know brooklyn does he cooks but does he he's david beckham's son yeah i that's all i know but i don't really know anything about them everyone's so eager to take a side this is an ongoing investigation right we do not have all of the information yet nor should we and that's all i have to say it just makes me sad i'm obviously hung up on my mom was dancing inappropriately on me at my wedding yeah that is god forbid she wants to shake some ass with her firstborn that is where my attention went as well i mean what are you gonna do i mean you throw a claim like posh spice was dancing inappropriately on me at my wedding and then you look at david beckham's tramp stamp of his son's name on above his cheeks and it does it does it doesn't look good well but it is also like can you guys maybe just like offline group text offline i do think it's an offline thing that being said i didn't it's tough because i do think it should be offline and i do want to see all of it happen just yeah i think that there should be like opt in yeah not like a newsletter newsletter sub sack yes will would i opt in yeah i would love to see it it should be an option yeah it should be not and also i ain't reading all that yeah uh congrats or sorry that happened and she is apparently quote on the floor in bits like a lego about this she like is upset naturally and she's told the daily son that why don't you why doesn't she tell her son daily that she's upset that is why you are a stand-up comedian i'm really serious to me that is genius well brooke thank you to me you are genius you are being so kind to just a man in a cardigan i think i really when you thrive is when those things just slip out it's all purely luck but thank you and it's also that's not luck completely a gift from god that's not yeah don't try to learn it's not luck you can't um you've been like being more humble recently was there a time when it was like so there was a time when i was less yeah but like you're not telling me any any of your accomplishments you're just being a little bit more under the radar you're giving so the example you're gonna give and i know you're gonna give is that yesterday it was announced that i am participating in netflix that's insane and i and she brooke texted me or were you not gonna say anything and i was like so i got booked on netflix as a joke months ago i was like that's amazing like that why didn't you text me when that happened i didn't know it was like the legit the legit one so yesterday you thought it was the fake one i don't know like it i didn't know it was this like i really didn't because things things come across my desk all that you know like stuff like and i'm like oh my gosh cool like netflix joke like i thought it was just like maybe a one-off show that i'm doing and it'll be like because i like i've gotten inbounds like via netflix before to do like a a showcase where i go up and i do five minutes on a big show that they're sponsored and so i like in my brain i was like oh it's something like that and then megan texts me and goes all caps connor are you joking and i was like oh no what's got what's happened you know is my mom online saying i dance inappropriately on her at her wedding yeah you know no it's that i'm on day three of netflix is a joke festival with seth rogan that same night matt rife let's see my close friend chelsea handler mark normand jonathan van ness and his friends sam j emil joaquin and why and you didn't post about it i was told i wasn't allowed to until today i was waiting for you to post something so i could post it as well and then everyone posted but i was advised not to and then i was sent my graphic i was supposed to post yesterday and i was like i hate that picture we need to go back to the drawing board um and so i'm hoping to get the graphic shortly well thank you that's very sweet and you didn't really tell anyone about your your rom-com right yeah i did a short film i i took a picture of you and i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i told you i was filming that yeah but you were like low-key about it and you didn't say anything when it came out well because i can't find it for myself and watch i can't what did you think i thought it was so precious oh good thanks it was fun it was a fun thing to film um it's on youtube it's on youtube yes it was great i looked up connor wood rom-com because he's not going to give you any of the details for some reason it's called twix miss twix miss it's good yeah and you didn't really talk about that we don't have to yeah no no no no no we don't have to do it here um no no no no no no no it's really cute yeah it's it's by our friend jonah feingold i told you that yeah yeah and he's so good but yeah you've just been a little bit more under the radar than i'm used to moving in silence my belly button out when i say i'm moving in silence like very low good 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philly i'll be in philly you could be somewhere yeah you could have been in cleveland i'm gonna be able to get home it's not the end of the world i'm just more so stressed about the like i get to the airport i'm there for five hours it's delayed it's late it's late it's late then it's finally canceled like i can't do that yeah that's but you know what it happens i'll have my kindle i'll have my laptop my cats will be taken care of and it will be okay and i will get back to la eventually that calmed me down yeah my i really like my therapist wait so it's just accepting things are out of your control accepting and just like okay you know what this might happen and if it does here's what i can do yeah so those are the my options options options because usually what i would have done in the past is just tell myself it's not gonna get canceled it's not gonna get canceled and so when it does devastating it's pretty bad um like because i've told myself it's not going to well yeah that's i'm gonna have to put that on my phone even though it is simply just like accepting that things are out of your control but the way you said it for some reason i'm gonna use the philly being stuck in philly as an example i'm going so this ice storm that's coming i guess is like once in a lifetime oh great it's they said that this is an ice storm you're not gonna forget whatever that so the one that's happening on monday you're talking about oh yeah that's when my quiet out is absolutely cool hey and i might get i might get stuck there no worries fine it's snow day um or ice day so i think that the ice storm itself it's supposed to be pretty devastating pretty hard for planes to fly in icy conditions isn't it i've heard that yeah i think more so less so fly more so take off and land exactly flying is fine but the good news is that they can land in la completely fine so they just need to get out they just need to get out which seems to me to be easier um i'm now getting because i'm going to north carolina next week which will also be the next week so i'm going to north carolina be under duress in duress i think under was good using duress being in duress so north carolina is going to be affected by the storm as well alleged really it's like the whole um thing it's like everybody so when do you leave here do you leave here to go to north carolina no i go back to new york okay and then i'm in new york for a couple days but i heard i mean it's just been like it's yucky it's also going to be seven degrees so anything that does come from the sky will freeze pretty immediately on the ground on impact on site let me know if you guys are like flight experts what you think i should do if i'm flying out of philly on monday should i just not even bother should i just book a flight for tuesday but i need to be back in la just let me know what i should do i'm i'm trying not to stress about it um it's a little bit challenging for me so i feel like there's a who cares thing where like everybody gets pushed i think i should take the later from the latest monday no because then you'll get rolled over to the next day regardless yeah but like i feel like the later the flight the more like the storm will be stopping possibly at the end of the day but it'll be night so it'll just be colder maybe like a 4 p.m let me know what i should do i'm serious please help me um that was like the evening that i had to be back it was the night before the radio city music show when i was doing jake's tour and we were in dc the night before and i did the opening and then they were like you can loki like if you want to fly home tonight we're gonna take the bus back from dc so and we're gonna sleep on the bus but you could make it home on like a tent like a 9 30 p.m flight washington dc and then we're gonna take the bus back from dc and we're gonna sleep in dc is one of those fuck-ass places with several airports and it just searches all of them for you even though one's 49 minutes away and one's 11 and so i obviously booked the 49 minute away one missed that flight push and then the next one delayed delayed delayed delayed 1 a.m had to go back to my hotel spend the night in dc fly out the next morning they they were in bed at 2 a.m in new york i don't handle those situations like it's not fun but at some point you gotta laugh i see i don't get to that point oh i'm just like oh this is this is just i'm gonna i'm gonna have an ice cream but you know i'm gonna go into the airport being like i have my laptop my kindle my notebook let's treat it as a writing day get away let's treat it as a writing day and if i happen to get on the plane that's fabulous if i don't look how much work i got done well said thank i love the airport see i don't i don't connect with that but i could like i wish that there was i wish there was a massive barnes and noble in the airport i was sure someplace i could go that was the airport but i don't have to get on the plane and not go through security the mall the mall the people yearn for the mall it's such a damn shame they're all abandoned now what not i keep having dreams whoa that just brought me back brooke sorry this is i feel like i get feedback every time i talk about my dreams people like no no one gives a shit about your dreams i'm like okay i have to tell someone i'm not gonna be able to do this i'm not gonna be able to do this i'm not gonna i had a dream i went ice fishing with my high school sweetheart whoa i had a dream i was fishing last night but more importantly the world was ending and i look up in the sky and logan was my cousin logan was moving up to la and i was helping her move and she's in this building and then i look up and all of it was like an elon musk level like all of these drones are landing and they're spraying something and we're like trying to get in sight and it had gotten like all over my skin and my eyes and it was making everyone go blind that's really horrible yeah i like that is a good genre though blind apocalypse it wasn't good when it was happening to me just like for like bird box you know that was a good that was blind by choice though obviously it was like life or death situation but like she chose i'm just saying apocalypse movies where you're you don't have sight sandra bullock does a lot of blind themed movies yeah the blind side blind side bird box what about to be emphasized for blindness i felt right when i was i totally got it hi 40 minutes time for your growth story no way oh wow no no no i'm not ready you made a choice i just don't think like i should have just subtly just put it in oh my god okay so yesterday morning i woke up pretty early and i went on a walk and i in l.a in l.a and i go get i get a car or i get a coffee i walk down to the beach um and i i go onto the sand i walk and i'm like walking the water holding my shoes whatever and it was just like and the fog rolled in by like 8 a.m and you love fog it's a fog year it's the year of fog um and i'm kind of i'm down at the beach and i and it was cool it was just like it was like all this negative space i was like this is like the coolest thing i took a bunch of cool pictures there was just some dolphins oh is that your fingers sorry oh no it's okay i was just like i'm hearing something i'm growing out my fingernails that's another new personality wow yeah um and so i walk back up i'm having an amazing day and i go and i sit in the grass um and i'm just sitting there i have my shoes off i'm laying back i'm relaxing and then i keep walking home and i'm like okay i'm gonna get one more one more one more coffee on the way home so i get off the sand i put my shoes on i'm walking up i get a coffee um i popped into this thrift store that i'd been wanting to look into um and then there's like a new baby store that opened on the street and i was like i want to look so the toys look cool i was like i i'm gonna be in the hotel for a little bit i might get a puzzle or something i don't know and then i'm i'm almost home i don't even know where like you do you had seaweed on your foot i wish so is he do you know what so i itch i itch my face bird poop i itch my face and i'm like regular poop i look at my hand just poop on my hand and then i get my phone out i'm like if i smell it is it look at my face poop on my face oh poop who pooped on me i can't believe i'm like when did this get here how long were you walking around oh my god it must be it must be on my shoes and i go like this and i go like this it's not on my shoes and i look at my foot it's in my shoes wait you didn't notice you slipped your foot into poop there's poop in my shoe so i guess two things could have happened there's poop in your one on your face brook poop all over me one i stepped in poop while i was barefoot on in this in the sand one option now i do not feel that or two when i was relaxing something or someone pooped in my shoes when they were off of me either way how do you not the thing is i think i would have noticed if if i had stepped in poop so i'm leaning towards the second option that someone pooped in my shoe while i was relaxing with because i was lying back eyes closed off my phone do you and you think this was a human like i don't want i don't want to accept that but that it it wasn't looking like dog poop and it was not bird it wasn't it wasn't in santa monica so there is a there's like genuinely like a decent chance it was a person that pooped in my shoe while i was relaxing i have a photo like there is a photo i'm going to show you guys after i'm not going to do it i'm making this up i started crying like i was tearing up because guys i want to emphasize one more time i visited three establishments with poop guys and it was there was enough people where it was like humming out at least it wasn't on your face yet at least it wasn't on your face till later like i was a patron i was like i got a coffee i got i went into a thrift store like shoe full of poop wait and get this but it was on your hand the whole time it was on my hand absolutely okay and and there wasn't a ton of poop on my hand it was i could see it and then i obviously i'm like i'm pretty close to my hotel but like i'm i'm mortified i'm just like there's poop all over me like and then i was like i can't go like i'm like do i throw away my shoes out here and i'm like i have to they're not usable shoes but i i was like i could also just get into my hotel but then i was like i have to get in the what if someone gets in the elevator with me i was like i have to so i went down to the ocean i bathed in the ocean i had to like i had to there was nowhere to go i had to go wash off in the ocean that's what the ocean's for i mean it was just like shoeless bathing in the ocean just like thinking about like i'm thinking about like how many people walked by me and i'm like i must look cool today like i'm like i have a good outfit on i was just like wow so that was a story i'm glad we got it that was worth it that was worth the wait thank you for sharing this like there's just like not a world where that happens to anyone else ever except me i agree i do agree me and my huge truck poop in my shoe it's like my stupid chungus life poop all over me who pooped on the front of me who pooped on the side of my face oh my gosh oh that's really horrible and amazing so i took like the hottest shower you can ever take like an hour long uh and then you just have to like get on a zoom call and act like you didn't just have poop all over you that is like i don't know if you're if i i think i'd call it i needed normalcy to happen like i needed my day to like continue on so i could shake that yeah it's just something that like you're like i'm talking out loud by the way like no no like when uh we could this i'm like going through like i'm like no no no no i'm like there's guys walking by in suits and stuff it's not me it's not me it was you wow pooped in your shoe so that is off my chest and off my face and off of my foot now which feels so good wow i'm gonna move forward how do we move on from that i'm just gonna move forward we had a conversation last week about um how did it come up when i was telling you like i've heard several people be like isn't my dog sexy i so i know exactly what it was i sent you a dm i'm gonna go into our dms there's like a genre of book it's minotaur romance so i sent you there's a new uh romance called meetings with the minotaur and it's gay minotaur and i was like this could be interesting for me big horns big secrets even bigger chemistry yeah and then there's morning glory milking farm and then there's bad boy minotaur yeah but i like hadn't been interested in it in it and then there's a hell i was like minotaur's secret baby can you look at meetings with the minotaur love solutions book one you don't need to look up love at labyrinth solutions book one but so you know this because of the heated rivalry and everything i've been really into like gay romance and i was like maybe this could be good but then i was connor and i were talking about like wait is like minotaur romance bestiality low key and but it's not because the issue with bestiality is consent and this is like they're like human-esque oh the minotaurs oh my god anyway that's how we started talking about bestiality and dog well i mean if if if meetings with the minotaur is considered bestiality so it's not so would beauty and the beast which it's not which like i have a little bit of an issue with beauty of the beast because i'm having trouble because that's obviously a cow you know with with like legs and he's wearing he's working on wall street well i think that that that would show i think it's kind of like this is just a different kind of person because it's just a different kind of person because it's just a because it is more they are like human maybe i have a closed mind yeah i do think that that's what it's trying to show you because i too am a little unsettled like i don't like morning glory milking farm is like a big book and i've been like i don't think i can do that do you see where i'm coming from where it's like okay if you are like because minotaurs aren't real do you know what i mean like that i do think it's opening people up to be like like i want to fuck that warthog you i could say i don't think that that's a huge leap to be made well they're not they don't have what is the word called sentience no animals have sentience what's the word it's like not it's like human conscious it's like no because animals have that too yeah let me i saw let me look why aren't romances about minotaurs beast let's hit the experts here definitely someone oh sapient sapient yeah they're sapient consenting humanoid entities and that's all you need to know period period on god so that's it that's really oh but then anyway connor was saying yeah well then this is what there's a genre of people who are like how sexy is my dog you know like i've seen this so many times and then brooke has never seen it happen i've not seen so many people like tiktoks be like isn't my dog like low-key hot has anyone seen that no any people say that wow okay wow i thought this was a larger issue and you do build your algorithm by things you engage with brick by brick baby so have you seen that from anyone you know or just algorithm i've heard people say that that i know like i feel like that is something maybe that your cousin logan would say you got it i didn't even have to say it so i don't think that that counts as i don't think that that can be applied i don't think it's like anyone else i don't think i don't think it's like most i'm gonna hook up with my i didn't think i didn't think it was it's more like if my pet turned into a human we would he would be a hot go on a date yeah i could see that makes more sense to me that my dog is hot i know well i think that it makes sense to be like my if my dog morphed into a humanoid sapient consensual being he would be a good looking guy that i get i know but that's just like making the comparison that like this would be a good looking man i know exactly what my cats would look like if they turned into humans yeah rob would be like a total beast with a buzz cut see now we're eating like it's like weird to me that we would make that i didn't mean hot okay i just meant like beefcake as in like like thicker like a sturdier guy okay and john would be very like twink based twink forward got it so it's this book oh my god a little that is robin john yeah oh i love that connor thanks for sharing i know i'm so excited for people to come back with feedback on the like seeing people post that their dogs are i know they're i know there's a community of people that are just like when you framed it as dog turning into human that made more sense that's what i yeah i think that they are saying that but people are just blatantly being like how hot is my dog i i with your cousin i would i feel like it is more like this dog is hot she's married to a man and has is has a baby like with a man not a dog but yeah she would yeah i think and i think that she would agree she'd be okay i think with us saying that um i'm glad we covered that today oh me too we're going a few different places today oh white lotus season four saint tropez is it is going to be in saint tropez i thought it was going to be in like france me too i think i told you that and i think i made it up the white lotus is heading to saint tropez oh i'm so smart the sweets at the 19th century palace turned luxury hotel run 3k to 8k per night with a spa beach access by rolls royce transfer restaurants sports activities and a children's camp um chris messina is in talks to be in it who is that guy i love from the mindy project oh yeah you remember he was in that peacock show also that i loved based on a true story i will freak out if that's the case i love him i don't know why i don't like the idea of it being in like a like a european country but i do think that they were getting like a lot of flack for going to places in italy season two oh yeah it was that was good yeah okay maybe you might like it too i thought they were supposed to go somewhere cold this season i think that would play too i think they should go to iceland i think they should go to greenland greenland's colder than iceland no and then half of it is just like trump coming and being like we're buying this now you guys have like it's america i don't know what's happening with that but luckily that's like not something that we need to cover on this podcast yeah good luck everybody else um no i think this will be good i forgot about italy italy was one of my favorite seasons i'm trying to remember what happened um the dad was just like sex addict tanya adam demarco was in it yes yes yes yes yes oh and leo woodall and haley richardson oh yeah that was really good oh my god and audrey paul is it yeah yeah yeah i'm making pay and everyone oh this was a great season damn white lotus and greg who everyone says looks like pop-up he does yeah pop-up says he get people like will come up to him on the street and say that i could see that yeah they have like the exact same he's just a bald guy yeah i think i want to be bald i'm getting like a lot of bald propaganda pro bald i just read you know that book i read uh everybody in this i get always get tripped up on the title but it is one of my favorite books everybody in this room will someday be dead the girl is like obsessed with thoughts of dying i've spoken oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i read a second book by that author emily austin who i'm obsessed with and this girl had like lived with a very very severe phobia of bald men oh no that's what the book was about because she had ptsd and grappling with a fear of bald men like she saw a bald man and it was like full panic she would have a tough time and like she was struggling like at work there was she had a new bald co-worker and that was like a big plot of the book was like navigating that did she have a negative experience with a bald man kind of i don't want to spoil the book but there was a bald man kind of but it's called interesting facts about space you should read it i think she's my favorite author wow yeah i'm reading another one of her books right now emily emily austin yeah isn't that who wrote that's emily henry no no no you're thinking jane austin love emily henry by the way i love him i genuinely love emily henry um i'm thinking of jane austin yeah no emily austin dead and killed herself like just old and dead she's old and dead yeah one of the classics bummer she wrote something pride and prejudice wow i'm like getting there you know hodgkin's lymphoma oh wow this i don't know what like i always forget that like cancer has been around you just don't really hear like in the olden days like people dying of cancer you hear like plague black plague and black lung and like syphilis and you don't hear of like can't i guess no one really like all the what to do with it yeah we yeah i've been googling a lot of health related anxieties and google does seem to think that like by the time i'm 60 there will be serious advancements in cancer research which makes sense i told you last week i went to the urgent care i told you both i told you i went to i was like i've never had a headache such as this and the guy was like i mean like what is it what does it feel like and i was like it feels like it feels like a headache like it really hurts like he's like one to ten and i was like nine he's like okay i mean it's probably like sinuses and i was like do you want to check like i was like what if my brain's bleeding he's like there's an episode of black mirror i'm not joking like why like it's so weird how at urgent care will be like no you could literally like have been looking at your phone too much or you could have a tumor or anywhere in between no it's not a tumor i asked like that's what like how will anyone ever know unless you spend five million dollars on an mri well he said like you one you wouldn't know if he had a brain tumor and i was like that doesn't make me feel better that makes my head hurt and he's like two if your brain was bleeding you'd still be in bed and i was like i would be here so i could get it fixed and he's like i would say advil and i was like you're weak doc like and it's of course the urgent care that was completely readily available on the side of the road so i don't know if we were dealing with employee of the month did your headache go away no god no not as much in this episode of black mirror there's this doctor that has a helmet that allows him to experience his the pain the exact pain that his patients are feeling and like obviously it ended pretty horribly for him right but i do think that that would be really good we talked about this because i was saying how what if i have this horrible horrible pain and then i'm just like used to and i gave it to you and you were like yeah and i'm just like used to it yeah exactly oh i was going to tell you something i just remembered did you know high school musical is now as old as greece when our parents tell us about it don't i watched greece the other day it's the best thing i've ever seen it's a good movie um 20 years old greece no high school musical oh yeah i came alive 20 years ago i was born 20 years ago no let's just say born rebirth call it okay i'm cool with that yeah high school musical for me really was the beginning of the start of something new so to speak well it's like a the birth of a very important piece of me lady who still lives within me the woman who lived yeah i have to pee like i was gonna say that our cycles are synced yeah so it was lovely talking to you see you peanut butter bye jelly i didn't like that that felt weird but we are pb and j we should have said because i'm jelly whoa maybe that's what it was yeah later j bye pb i liked that better all right thank you guys for listening sorry about what i told you that's not reflective of my character um and i'm i took a long shower so it's just crazy that like i went to the golden globes and then immediately had poop all over me you know like yeah it's important to say humble maybe that's why you've been so humble you guys walk around with your shoes off in los angeles no wonder you didn't post about netflix as a joke yesterday you poop on your face thank you guys for listening we'll see you next week bye bye for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimists pessimists for long distance love for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you oh i hate mondays king's hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite taylor hansen sure i'll try one hey let's get back to work please but taylor hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and 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