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Do you think this guy is gay or straight? He looks a little gay to me. [ Laughter ] I see a post of Evan and Dalton kissing. Hold on, you posted that guy? And I go, "I didn't post this." Spenny went, "Literal, [bleep] though, shopping on my Instagram. I don't know, man. Yeah, it's kind of a gay summer. Just everyone is gay now. Like, that's just like how it is. Hand check. Everybody got all their digits, after the 4th of July. Yeah. All fingers out toes. You know, actually, Ryan, the only fireworks I played with were strapping them to the wing of my car and swinging around. So, yeah, no injuries. How about your car? Is it fine? Little banged up. Actually? Little banged up. Well, yeah, it's got some red marks on the wheel. Got some burn marks. It has burn marks on what the wing? Yeah. We're like the PPF stuff, or whatever, like melting. The PPF fell off, yeah. Oh, it's just the wing. So it's just straight to pain. Oh, it's all right, though, you know, you're gonna have that. Dude, I seen that you had some leftover Roman candles. Yeah, I was gonna, I didn't have anyone with me, but I was gonna slap them to the wing of the TT and then just like post a real and be like, in my Ben Roth era and just like going circles. Yeah, you should have. We know it doesn't drift. We found that out, but it's driving in a circle. Pretty much. I feel like people just went extra hard on fireworks this year. Like, I've just been seeing more and more fireworks videos than normal. It might be the fact that it's year 250 for America, but did you guys see the fireworks show in DC? Yeah, like that's like the beginning of it. Most amount of money ever spent on a fireworks show. I believe in money. How much money? I think it was like a million dollars. Oh, no, I think it was like a billion. Well, it was not a fucking billion. Ken. A billion dollars. Ken, a million dollars. Dude, now that Ken's on this side of the table, we got Mike doing the Jamie Cam. He's like, I can say anything I want to know in a fact check it. A billion dollars. Ken. Honestly, it is the government. They probably would spend a billion dollars on a trick on the cost of a million. You think that they spent a billion dollars. Oh, wow. That is way less than I thought a billion dollars. Who would be that dumb? That'd be the most insane. Our government, our government would be that dumb. Yeah, but okay, but I'm not sure that actually. This is saying only 850,000, but there's no way it was that little. They got a discount. I mean, this is saying they spent 13 million in 2019. So I think chat is just coming up with. What the fuck or is it 850,000 individual fireworks? It's probably hallucinating something because I saw that 850,000 number. But I don't know if that was money or individual fireworks. Like the couple clips I saw it was like non stops. It has to be just thousands of shells. How it says the record breaking 2026 independence a fireworks display in the national mall costs an estimated six to seven million. Well, exact final accounting remains shouted the massive 40 minute 850,000 shell production was financed through a combination of corporate donations. Theverted federal cost. We're just going to be paying interest on it and taxpayer dollars. So it was 850,000 shell fireworks. Yeah. It was that we are my one of my friends on big quorum on how to firework show. And it was sick. It was on the lake that three barges and it was synced to music. Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue, which I listened to no less than 75 times this weekend. It was kind of a Toby Keats summer, dude. But he did a 65 minute pre show in his call to sack, which is actually we looked it up. And it the longest ever Guinness book of world records fireworks show is 62 minutes. So he broke the world record. Yeah, unintentionally. I feel like we could beat that shit. I'm sure it's like you can't have a single moment. Yeah, it was so much chatter. Yeah, he was ballin out. It was lit though. He's a big American everyone that went to it. I heard thought it was the best fireworks show they've ever seen. I said that as well. But it's pretty cool. Over there. Maybe this is a hot take. Firework shows don't need to be more than 20 minutes. Agreed. Every firework show I've ever watched and the lake one was short. It was it was 20 minutes, which was like perfect. I don't think I've ever watched a firework show ever in my entire life and went, I wish that was longer. You guys, it's like three hour Lord of the Rings movie. I think it's all about when they just are igniting at the same time. Like when it's just like loud and like a shit ton of them going off at once, because it's not fun if it's like, chupoo, chupoo, like you know, you're just kind of okay. Yeah, I'd say take 20 minutes worth packing into five minutes, light them all at one. It's exactly. Go crazy. Yeah. That's a type of shit. Or take an hour and put it into 20. But yeah, I agree for sure. That happened in San Diego. The entire set of was it on purpose. Yeah. It wasn't on purpose. Yeah, we're all the firework show ever probably at once. Yeah. Oh, dude, talk about it. You'll never forget that, you know, and it's like, really, what's the point? Is it supposed to be memorable or is it supposed to be drug out and hold people's retention? The retention study. Yeah. What's the point? What are the analytics on this show right now? Keep the people entertained. I prefer snakes and sparklers. Yeah. You seem like a smart person. I'm sure you like the one where it's like the dog that poops, that's all it is. Yeah. It's just a snake. We should make a firework and it's a little Ken that poops. They have chickens that poop, they have all kinds of thing that poop. Do you ever do the thing as kids where you wrap the bush little sparklers together with? Oh, yeah. It makes an explosion. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't want to go to an electric electrical tape. Electrical tape. Yeah. But they're banned now. They don't sell those sparklers anymore. Which one? They don't work with the new ones, huh? I haven't done it in years. You take a whole bundle of them, yeah, almost like welding rods they look like and then you leave one sticking out farther. That's the fuse and you wrap them up and then run boom. What? Yeah. I don't know how it works. I feel like they never played with fireworks enough as a kid, Ben. No, we used to play with fireworks. That was the first video on Seaboy's TV is a shooting fireworks at our friend Matt. It wasn't on Seaboy's TV. Yeah. It's on my very first YouTube channel, but we uploaded it again on Seaboy's TV one week and did commentary. It was stupid. Just took it down. You know how in Minnesota, the cool fireworks are not allowed. They can't sell good ones, but we also found out, thanks to my space videos back in the day, that you can take the little shitty Roman candle things, like what you can buy legally and bang on those with a hammer and wrapping with tape and shove them in a two-liter bottle and make some pretty gnarly explosions. Yeah, I believe that you and Cousin Joe used to just. Actually, David McKinney, me and him were really going down some fireworks, experimental rabbit holes. Really? Yeah. I'm so fascinated how fireworks. His dad cut us off. You were going on a bad route. Nine out of ten just didn't really work and we had one that shook the windows on the house. He came out expecting to see one of us severely injured and we're both just stoked because it finally worked. It worked. What'd you do? Like a bunch of gas involved? No, zero. No, zero gas. It was basically just like. looks like a Roman candle, but it would just shoot sparks, not like the balls out the end, and you just like bang the ends of it with a hammer and wrap it up real tight. Oh, absolutely. And then put it into a two-liter bottle and leave the fuse out and then tape the two-liter bottle up tight. More or less like that. You would be on a watch list after explaining that. Yeah, I don't know how much of a punch it packs. It's just really loud. I'm sure you wouldn't want to be holding it. It's kind of random, but I was thinking about how there's no. there's no war heroes anymore. Like I feel like back in the day, we used to like have war. you know about old generals all the time now. But now I feel like all of the things we were talking about, different like special ops missions and stuff because one of those guys and friends with, they go to a bunch of different political events. And I'm like, "You ever get to meet anyone cool?" And they're like, "No, they don't talk about it." Like, Shane Gill, I was just talking about, I was like, "Yeah, I was with the Venice Wayla guys." We're like back in the day, they would have been famous. We don't make war heroes like we should have. Well, the guy that killed Osama bin Laden is kind of a legend. Who's that again? Oh, shit. See? That's what we're saying. There are legends. He's been on a bunch of podcasts. Yeah. There's legendary guys, but like, unless you're going to go on a podcast tour, like the country doesn't make sense. But I think like a lot of the other guys don't want to be known because then it maybe puts like a target on you, especially in today's world, like you'd be. they might go searching for you. Like, it's pretty brave of him to say that he was the guy who shot him, because I imagine I'd put a pretty big target on your back versus you're this anonymous guy, a part of this secret seal team six, or. And then they can continue to operate and continue to do all that. Or just, you know, retire and live a normal life. I think that's James brother. But for him, I'm sure now he's going on podcast tours, getting some books, selling books, all that. So obviously it was. I'd say that's probably the biggest thing. It's just privacy. Yeah. It kind of makes sense, but I was thinking about privacy in a way with my family. You know how like when you hang out with a different people from like either extended family or seeing a lot of extended friends around the lake this weekend? And I feel like back in the day, they would be holding a baby and you'd be like, "Oh shit! Congrats! You had a baby." But now, because of Instagram, you're like expected to know the baby's name. Like you feel kind of bad. You're like, "So what's your baby's name?" Like I'm mad at the name. You're expected to know baby's name? Well, I don't know. Like you see somebody and you're like, you know, they post on Facebook all the time with them so you feel like you should know everything about your family. So it's hard to ask questions now. I think that you should like just assume that people don't give a shit about your life. Yeah. It's probably true. And that's like the biggest thing that I've realized with everything that we do. We post everything about our lives on the internet, right? But I still hang out with people that might not watch Sea Boys. They don't listen to the podcast and they maybe go on Instagram like, "What?" once every couple days, and so they don't know every little detail about my life when it's almost like expected because you share it of like, oh, they already know this. So I go into most situations just assuming that people don't know anything about what I've been doing. - I agree, I agree. - If somebody could come off the wrong way. - Yeah, you don't know everything I'm doing? - Like, yeah. - There was one actually this weekend where this kid asked me how my bachelor party was and I thought he was joking asking that 'cause I was like, oh, he definitely knows that like Shred 80, one of the boys, and I was like, yeah, dude, it was good. Did you like see what my friend Shred 80 did? And he's like, no. And I was like, oh, shit, do I have a story? And then I kind of love that though, 'cause I get to like tell people the story and if they didn't watch the video or they haven't listened to the pod, like they're hearing it for the first time and then you can see their genuine reaction to it. - Real tough. - But I don't know. Just with like everything going on and like this day and age, like people just like expect that you like know it's more about them when-- - Yeah, that's what I mean. It's kind of tough, you feel badly. Sometimes it'd be like, oh no, you know. This is Greg. - Yeah. - You're like, oh, I use that. - Dude, that's a good baby name. - Who looks at a baby and names a Greg? (laughing) - He looks like a Greg. - Has a baby ever look like a Greg? - It is a good name though. - Oh, how about Gregory? - Gregory actually fits a baby. - Yeah, Greg. - And then you end up as Greg. - Yep. - And then he's like, hey, little Greg, you know. And then how's, how's little Greg doing? Now he's, how's old Greg doing once he gets older? - Old Greg. - Old Greg. - Are Gary. - You can't look at a baby and go, that's Gary. - Yeah. - Yeah, that one's tough. - Speaking of Greg, dude, I pulled up to Ken's party. - Oh God. - On a Friday night. - Yeah. - Holy shit, well, I brought my future father-in-law. So like, yeah, Ken's having this party. You gotta come over. - He's got it. - He's serious. - People show up, you know, I go home for dinner and then people just start showing up. - Ken's house. - Yeah. - It was like four, I'd say conservatively, four different parties going on in his house in different areas. Like you, we come up on boat. The place is lit up. You can hear the thumping as you get closer to his house. The thumping from the subwoofers and the speakers. There's lights. You see people walking in like the windows. You know, he's pretty excited. He's like, been hearing about this house. There's a party going on in the boat house where, yeah, you know, yeah, this is the boat house. Show him, he's like, well, this is sweet. We go walking-- - You're in the father-in-law. - Yeah, we go walking up. There's a party in the kitchen. - Where's Ken, where's Ken? I don't know, I don't know. I go upstairs. He's like, people hanging out in his hallway. - Hey, where's Ken at? Where's Ken at? Oh, I don't know. I go in like, walk around the corner, no one's in his room, then I go into his office. There's people just hanging out in his office. - I'm even always people up there. - I chuckled to myself because my samurai sword is on the wall now, in a box, it's in a box, and I tried taking it out and it was locked. - Really? - It's locked up. - Oh yeah. - But I think you need to take the sleeve off so you can see the blade. - Yeah, yeah, that's why I tried doing it. - It's got a secondary thing for the sleeve, but I just haven't done it. - Yeah, it's all good. Don't worry, I thought it was great. So then we're like, where the freak is this guy? Walk out, walk into his garage. There's like 15 more people and Ken's garage. I just see like, there's kind of like this huddle around Ken's condo. Ken's sitting in the driver's seat. (imitates noise) Trying to start this thing. - Trying to start this thing. So then my future father-in-law just like, there was like a jump accident or he grabs, I starts like trying to hook it up and it was fun, dude. - I saw one Snapchat from it of Wayne, CJ's fiance's dad, who's a legend. And he's standing there, he's looking at Ken's condonets and he goes, - Yeah, hey, I like cars. - That was, I don't like cars. - I think I was trying to tell him you should buy this. - Hey, you're like, wait, what do you think of this? I go, I like cars, I like cars. This is kind of so off-guard. You didn't want to say anything bad about it, he's just-- - That will be, honestly, Wayne should buy one of those 'cause it's like the perfect Wayne car. 'Cause he, you know, it's big, it's comfortable, it's-- - Dude, he's whipping around a 2026-06 right now. - Yeah. - Terrorized in the neighborhood. - Looks like Ryan's just white. But yeah, so that was fun. I went inside Greg's house and then I was gonna say, Ken, you didn't even make it out to the sand bar the next day. Is the next day-- - No, no, I had a little too much fun on Friday. - I didn't know you had just 7pm that night. - I had a hold back. - What? - You didn't even cancel the whole day? - No. - So that's the fourth of July? - I think that should tell you guys how crazy this party was. It was like walking to like a college party. - Yeah. - Like the way like there was different groups-- - Like, it was just wild. But what did your Saturday look like then? - I laid in bed till about one and then I went in late on the deck and then I went through a fish fry down the road. - It was 88 degrees and sunny and dead calm on. I can't believe you were actually even able to stay inside. - It was a rough one. - Damn, Ken. - So you guys know how I know that Ken did this weekend big and he started on Thursday? - How's that? - What are you doing Thursday? (laughing) - All right, so if you guys watched the last video, you saw that we had a fishing competition and it was two teams. Cheap team versus expensive team. The losing team had to give up their Instagrams for 24 hours to the winning team, right? So each person in the winning team got to claim somebody's Instagram. Well, the cheap boat won. So me, Evan, Spenny, and then our buddy Andrew Flair. Our team won and I got Ken's Instagram. Evan got Mike's Instagram. Spenny got Ryan's Instagram and then Flair got CJ's. So at seven o'clock when the video dropped on Thursday, everyone handed the keys over to their Instagram where we had access to post whatever we wanted for 24 hours. So Ken's got his Instagram locked down like four knocks, obviously. He's got 17 passwords to get in there. So I'm on the phone with Ken on Thursday night. Like, bro, go to your two-factor, a authentication or whatever to let me in. And he's like, all right, here's the code. And then it's asking me for an email code then and then a text code. And so like, I'm going to war just trying to get into Ken's Instagram. So I ended up not even being able to get into it on the app. I had to go on the web browser of his Instagram. Absolute horrible experience. So I was like super limited on what I could do on Ken's, but Ken liked it that way. So you start DMing people just wild stuff. What were you DMing? The DMs as well. What I didn't know was it. Well, I like went in and I DMed Spenny. You DM Shreds. I DM Shreds. And I said some wild shit to both them. And then I DMed our buddy, Jace. And I sent a picture of that I had in my phone of Ken and Jace's mom. And I just said some savage shit. And I sent it to Ken. I was just like, I just sent it to Jace. I said, you don't want to know what happened after this photo was taken. Oh my god. And Jace just responded like, there's no way that this is actually Ken. And he knew he was just like, Ben is like, bro, I know this is the one we got body slammed in the pool at Bryce Hallshouse in Las Vegas. Classic. Jace susted out like immediately, but you should start DMing like a bunch of IG like models and bunch of chicks. So so I get in and I make a post on Ken's Instagram. And then I make another post giving myself what Ken wanted to apologize and he had it in his drafts. And I just posted it of like a big apology to me for not inviting me to his first house party. And then just like, you know, not saying thank you for all the gifts that I've gotten him over the years. And that was nice. I just saw that in your drafts and I posted it. I had like just posted two pictures, right? And I was kind of easing into it. The first one was with like all of Ken and his mom, women. But you know, I wasn't trying to like go too hard off the bat. And Ken kept texting me, that all you got. Oh shit. That all you got. And then and then he sent me the meme of the toe of the SpongeBob meme where the toe pops out of the out of the shoe. And then it presses the gas. And I'm just like, this guy wants me to ramp this up. So I'm laying in bed at like 1130. And I go on my own Instagram. It was such a pain in the ass to go on Ken's because I had to do it on the web browser. And it was super laggy. So I'm just like scrolling on my own Instagram. And I see a post from Ken Matthews of Evan and Dalton Kissing. Hold on, you posted that, Ken? And I go, what? I go, I didn't post this. So then I go to my camera roll. And I'm like, look in if I accidentally like pressed upload. And I'm like, I don't even have these photos. And then I just like, when did you guys get this? So Ken, you have those photos. Like what would, yeah, I don't know how Ken snuck those photos. Do that up on AI. What would make you want to see something like that? It was just in my camera roll from Mike's wedding. Yeah, so I didn't wear a suit at Mike's wedding. You did briefly. Yeah, if you were all piled up, you don't remember. But I'm scrolling. And I see that this is a post made by Ken Matthews. And I'm like, bro, Ken took his Instagram back over. And it's now posting shit because it looks like I'm posting it. And knowing that I'm the one getting blamed here. So I like, I see this and I'm like kind of like fallen asleep at the time. And I'm like, I like sit up and I'm like, holy shit. This is savage. I'm like, okay, well, Ken must be like on some. Well, so I was like, I was expecting, you know, a post every hour, a post every other hour. And here we had two posts and a couple DMs. It was like, this is, this is like, it been like for two hours. Ken was trying to get us out of here at the moment. So, I do. see that post and I was like, that savage, I go to bed. I wake up, post is gone. So I'm like, wait a second, was that a fever dream? Like I like saw it pretty late and I'm like pretty confused at this point and I'm like, I don't know. Like Ken must have gotten drunk, hosted it, woke up sober and be like, oh, that was maybe too savage and then deleted it. Is that true, Ken? Is that what happened? - Well, Dalton sent a text complaining and I was like, ah, I killed deleted and then I was at the gym and I was like, hmm, I shouldn't have deleted it and I just reposted it. - He reposted it, oh my. - That's right. - And then he repopped up, but not only did he do that, he took over his Instagram and he posted a picture of him and that mom that, that, that he was kissing. - Oh, I didn't think I was kissing that man. - You posted that too? - He was kissing that octane vest? He posted that too. - I thought you did that. - No. - Oh my God, he was just like pumping his tires. He's like, I don't want to post this myself 'cause it might seem cocky, but I'm gonna post it and make it look like Ben did. - Yeah, so, so, you know, I make a couple posts and then Ken makes a couple posts on his own and then he keeps telling me to ramp it up and I'm like, dude, you're ramping it up for yourself. I'm like, kind of sitting back, watching what's gonna happen next. - What? - Yeah, it was pretty insane. - And it worked because you sent that in the group chat and go, Ken, what are you doing? And I'm like, Ben, what are you? - Yeah, that's you. - I thought you were Ken, I was confused too. - And I went and commented on that post from my account saying, geez, Ken, this was savage or something. - And I thought you were just playing up yourself the whole time. Straight up. - None of Ken's posts were even bad. They all just made him look cool. Well, I post made me look, I don't even know, was a picture with your arm? - You had one post, it wasn't that bad. - It was, it would be the statement. - It was like wearing women boots. So, I had women's legs, it was clearly AI. - It wasn't real, it was pretty, I had Ken as well. I took the approach of like, I'm gonna kind of just like expose Ken for being the legend that he is here. Spenny and Flair took the approach of, I'm gonna make CJ and Ryan look so insanely gay, their reputation. - Yeah, this one's gonna be hard to go. - I wasn't too mad. I mean, I definitely lost followers, but I wasn't too mad because I feel like it was so clearly AI. - Did you lose followers? - I think I did. I think I did. - I think you guys, you guys, Ken gained a lot of followers. - I don't know if I lost any followers, but yeah. - Because people were coming over from the video just to see what was happening. - I wouldn't have blamed them if they unfollowed me after seeing that picture. - And not knowing what's going on. Like, people from high school are probably just like, what the fuck is wrong with you? - This is real. - This guy is very lost, this man. - Follows me on Instagram. - It's Benny went literal dildo shopping on my Instagram. - Ryan was blocking us, but he's picking out vulgar dildo. - That was crazy. - Ryan was getting pissed. - That is insane. - He was getting concerned. - Who texted him? - Manly. - Yeah, they're just like, what is going on? - Bro, that picture of you though with the first, that one said that. - That was the AI, you follow that up. - You follow that up with dildo shopping? I mean, I can't blame him for being concerned. - The person's I thought was fake until Gavin told me he took those pictures. - No, that one was real, unfortunately. And so it was the one of me sitting a little fruity. But I was tired, it was cold and tired. I don't know. - So, so, Spenny? - If you would have wore shoes, you probably wouldn't have been so old. - It wouldn't have been so bad, yeah. - Well, I don't know. I feel like we've made it pretty apparent. Like, you know, we make a lot of jokes about Spenny potentially being, you know, playing for the other team. - At least both teams, yeah, have been on. And, and I don't know, I mean, maybe he's just had enough of it and he took it out on your Instagram. So what were people saying? - Nobody was really upset, but they were like genuinely like, what the fuck is going on? - Glenn was upset. - Glenn was upset. I archived the post 'cause I didn't. - Hold on, wait a minute. - Yeah, so I need to get this straight. He literally posted a picture of you. - Here's him. - No, it's a shot thing. I didn't get to see him. - I had no service from-- - And then someone was pissed and commented, Glenn. - Yeah, everybody said, what do you say? - He just said this. - The comments go away. - This is too far. - Oh, that's not that guy. - I think I missed the dildo post, bro. - I mean, he's literally picking out. (laughing) Insane works, that is insane. Insane work. I saw this and was like, holy crap, that's aggressive. - Having my four-wheeled buddies over for a party tonight, quad riders tap in if you want to get a little twisted. Ain't no party like a quad party. We handle our business on all fours. (laughing) - That's crazy. Dude, that is insane. - Crazy work, bro. - That shit was f**k. - How did he come up with that caption? Eat this, thinks a little differently than the rest of us. Dude, so I was actually driving and Greta goes, oh my god. Ryan's Instagram post and I was like, oh no. What do you do? - What is it? She's like shopping for dildos at Spencer's and getting a bunch of lube and stuff. I was like, what's the caption? And she reads that caption to me? And I damnity had to pull over on the side of the road. I was like, oh my god. And so I grabbed my phone and Spenny texted me and just goes, you see the post? Not bad, huh? (laughing) - He texted me. I was like, hey, these are funny. I was trying to be a good sport. And he goes, I gotta go film one later tonight. (laughing) I'm like, what the hell are you going to film? What original content are we doing out of this? - I got on the phone with him and I was just kind of razzin' 'em up. I'm like, spending too far, man, too far. And he was just like, what? And then he's like, to be honest, he's like, you know if the tables were turned, there would be pictures of me with tits all over Instagram. So I had to go hard. - I mean, and I honestly, I don't blame 'em. It's pretty valid point. - My question is, Mike, I think Evan, way too far with yours. - Yeah. - How do you feel on it? - I was just like, are you think you'll ever bounce back from it? - Well, it started on Thursday night. I was sending some stuff back and forth to Ben and I don't think I had, everything I have is like, not probably good to post. - Okay. - Really? It usually involves you peeing on stuff. - Yeah, it's like, you have a lot of me really drunk. - Yeah, pretty much. And that's all I could really find that I thought was funny. And then I was like, whatever, didn't post anything on Thursday. Went out to the family cab and first thing on Friday morning. And because it was so busy, my phone was literally bricked like the whole weekend out there. Like these posts that you guys are talking about, I did see the one of me and Dalton unfortunately. But it wasn't from me singing on my own phone. I got showed it. - Yeah, I bet. - I was like, oh my God. My sister showed me, actually, is that. - Oh, what did she just go there? - What is this? Oh, she's like, oh my God. And this post of you and Dalton has go limp like what? Yeah, and she's like, Jesus Christ. - I liked that. I mean, honestly, valid excuses. But still, I was just like, not one, not one. - Not a comment, not a game. - I went up and login. - I went up like 12,000. - I never got into it. I never got into his account. - Really? - I got blue balls. - Yeah, I was gonna say. - Oh, damn, you gained more than me. - I was gonna say Ken, do you know how many followers you gained? - You had to gain like, way over 100. - What? - No, I think it was like, I think it was like 40,000. - Jeez, I was 40,000 followers over the weekend. - 'Cause you're like, finally, shit Ken. - I actually think that Mike got the worst end of the deal on this because he didn't gain any. - Because he didn't have anything to get, like at least you guys. - Yeah, I did gain followers. I just checked. - You walked away from it with some, a little bit of boost, Ken especially. But Mike is just over here like, come on. Somebody bought something. - Now my followers are volatile 'cause they didn't see anything. And I'm pretty bad about posting too. So they're probably gonna be like, yeah, I'm checking out. - He's looking at this. - Still has the post on his internet. - I don't take any of it down. - Ken's like, then Gage is too good. - So I text in the group chat at seven o'clock on Friday afternoon or Friday night. And I go, I can take your Instagram back over, go and delete all the captions and comments or videos or pictures that I posted or do whatever. And he was like, nah, I'm letting that shit ride. And I just responded, savage. It is, that's savage. So speaking of sus stuff though, did you see the video that Jack made of us? Have you guys seen it? - I've been hearing about it. - Is this person like Gabe? - One. - I'm like, I've seen it. - We'll pull this up here. - You know how much fun he had run around the mall and his little fucking shorts making that video. (laughing) He just pulled it up far as work. - Hey, before we move on from this topic though, I'll say this, on the 4th of July, Greta and I were going out to her family's cabin and her cousin, older cousin, was giving me in her ride. And we're just like halfway there, gets quiet in the car and she goes, by the way, I followed your friend Ken on Instagram last week but I had to unfollow him yesterday morning 'cause I was just like too annoyed at seeing his post. And I was like, oh, actually? And then she was like, yeah, they were just like, really weird post and I'm assuming he was after I posted the one of the statue with the balls, take your mom for a thousand bucks or whatever. (laughing) - She had to have me like, yeah, I'm out. Like this guy is so cocky. There was three mom posts in 24 hours. - I don't want to be a part of this group. - Wow. - Well, all right guys, I gotta say, Jack did a good job on this one. - Do you think this guy is gay or straight? - That is a gay man. - And what makes you say that? - I don't know, it gets so long here. Maybe the style, I feel like a lot of gay guys are rocking that. - Wow. you might be. Both ways. Why do you say that? He's posing. He's got his hands up. Yeah, he's gay. That guy's straight as hell. You think the, the jords are kind of gay. Playing bush light and not just that to scream straight to me. Gay. And what makes you say that? You little point right? I've seen gayer guys, but I'd say straight. You think you're straight? Sure. What makes you say that? I don't fucking know. I think this guy is gay or straight. Oh, yeah, he's just gay as fuck. Whole USA fit. You think that's gay? Gay as hell. You don't look like the queer, but he might be. I don't know, is he got earrings in it? He doesn't have earrings. Oh, that's a, that's a positive sign. It looks like he's got a little sugar in the tank. Okay, what makes you say that? I don't want something about the shirt, man. It just gives that vibe. Sugar in the tank. I think he gay. Because what type of grown-ass man has a beard like that? The way how he's like put it off to the side but not that much hot? Do you guys think this guy is gay or straight? He gay for sex. Bro, that's so funny, Jack. Did the fucking ball up to do this? I got kicked out at 2 at the end. Did you? Yeah, security kicked me out. Oh, Mike, because you're going around asking people. Filmin. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was hilarious. I've always wondered what Jack does with his time off. No, that was on the clock. Clocking overtime for that. I was wondering why you were taking pictures of us that all makes sense now. I remember, yeah, it was like last week, right? And then I did someone ask where's Jack? And then I think he's like, was that not for for thumbnail? It was a multipurpose photo. That's how we made it to the thumbnail, but he did. Yeah, if you were the most sussed, I've ever seen you that day. Because I knew you were up to some bullshit. You're like, just just play the crane game. And I'm going to take some pictures to play thumbnail. Like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Wow. I have such an interesting position because everything I do here, Ev is just always worried about because I'm not worried. I can just tell you're up to shit all the time. You're super suspicious and like no poker face. Yeah, I love it. All right. My favorite part when I just sussing you out. All right, chat, comments. Looking at this. This picture. This guy. It just us now going to the mall. Purple short shorts. All of us just showing pictures. I just thought it was funny because like everyone there just airs on the side of gay. Like there's like, yeah, he can just the way he's standing. You can tell he's probably gay for sure. Yeah, like Evans, yeah, like someone gay with black and white. That was great. I just I watch it like 10 times as Jack is so funny. Damn, Jack, doing a sturdy. That's funny though. That was almost as messed up as when you were squinting all that mayonnaise and cats face the other day. That one's doing great though. There's a lot of flavors and nothing tasted good. I got the reboot right and I got nothing else. Yeah, I don't think I've got one right being I said. Gatorade, it was all right. Yeah, that's close. The short vid we covered up their eyes and we threw random sauces and con averages. There was some savage stuff in that cool way that Ryan's kind of like, yeah, we'll just do the more normal. There was like vinegar. Slap them with like like hot sauce, I think maybe yeah, some shit that would have not been good. I'm sure. I'm sure shred 80 would have loved that same thought process when we fed him cat food. Today, we're going to be blind taste testing. Sprite. Gatorade. Gatorade. That was close enough. I'm going to use that. CJ, you have to try it now. Soda pop. Is that bomb pop reboot? It's fucking real. Trying to guess what I get hit in the head with. It's thick. I can feel it. Is that barbecue sauce? That's definitely right here. What do you think so far, Cam? I know it's still like getting fully wet from it, but not getting much in your mouth. Getting that dog. Imagine like the delivery driver just showed up. I think you need to try it, CJ. If we don't do anything crazy, I think you'll be surprised. After the first one, you just get a weird mix of flavors in your mouth and nothing tastes right. Speaking of tasting things, they got a new collab at. Oh, I've been waiting for this for months. Yes, donuts. There's no way these don't exist. I love donuts, and I love Mountain Dew. There's no fucking way these things are good. Well, Ryan, I feel like if anybody should be the judge of that, it's you and CJ over here. I don't even. You'll get it. I want to eat it. Oh my God. I don't know if my kick helped or hurt it. He was falling either way. I tried to save it. Ken, you're on a diet. Come on. Consensus? They've got a little. It tastes kind of like a lemon lime donut. It's a lemon lime. That's the flavor in it. Because, yes, Mountain Dew. That is Mountain Dew's flavor. Really? Yeah, Mountain Lime. It doesn't taste like a Mountain Dew. It tastes like a lemon pound cake. Yeah, it's probably a good thing that things limited edition. You got to wonder what kind of guys. The thing is. I don't think they're bad. I don't like them, but there's nothing like repulsive about it. Oh, they're in the collar. Okay, come out the same way. No, it's definitely not as bad as you would think. It just tastes kind of like a lemon lime. But there's just something about the Mountain Dew branding on a donut that you're like. Listen, we got two things that are. You know. Not going to explain. Not very good for you, and we're combining them. I already feel bad enough eating a donut. I think you should do the Mountain Dew challenge. You eat six of those donuts and drink it two liter and five minutes. What the thing is? I just made it up. But that sounds awful. You could do it. Dude, I don't think. It's a TikTok trend. Dude, I don't. I haven't had that much Mountain Dew lately. Oh, I'm gonna off the sauce. Mike's gonna swing through quick trip tomorrow, and we'll pick up the supplies, and you can make a TikTok. You miss it, Ryan? Do you miss your Mountain Dew? Do I miss the Dew? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Honestly kind of thinking about this weekend. So who made you quit? Just you guys. You guys. Making fun of me. It was for the better. For sure. We were making fun of you. We were always just like, oh, Ryan's got another Dew. He's having a lot of pop. Ryan loves me. Yeah. Ryan loves Mountain Dew. And I just felt like you were suggesting to be that I was overconsuming. So then I was like, all right, well, I probably better dial it back. Big Ranch just recently quit the Dew. Yeah. He did that on his own though. Nobody was making fun of him. Really? He's ripping like two big goaps a day. Oh, yeah. I was making fun of him. Were you? Like, you're up in your office. Yeah. I put on my little LED. If you drink Mountain Dew, you're an idiot. And when you finish his second two-liter Mountain Dew, you're not two-liter, but big goaps. I'm still ice in there. And then he switched to the T's right in the same glass. Yeah. Big Ranch is always sipping out of that cup. That Pepsi cup. That Pepsi. 64 ounce or maybe? At least 32. Well, he would swing through the sea store on the way to work. Stop by. You know, get a big gulp. And then at lunch, go replace it for a new one. How does the ice not melt though? Well, he was running foams. Isn't he or is it cardboard? It's cardboard. It's cardboard. You just run two. So it's slightly insulated. Oh. Dude, we should get him a Yeti. Dude, you can't throw it away. Me and Mike were talking about this the other day. It can be an inconvenience having. You just got to keep track of it and maybe forget it in the car for a few days. And it gets all nasty. Keep in mind, I'm not on that side. We have a cup. You can just throw it. I think we got like two different shops and the different cars and back at home. It's easy to-- No, I don't-- Let's put it. The amount of cups that I have lost. Same with sunglasses. How do they never show back up? I have probably lost 20 pairs of sunglasses this year. Like, where am I losing these? Are you guys finding sunglasses? No, I'm down to my last. I had to wear a pair of Oakleys this weekend. I felt terrible, 'cause I only wear bombs now. - Yeah, I literally didn't have any other options. - Well, I couldn't on glass. - Dude, it's nice that Jake has this sunglasses company because it was getting very expensive for how many sunglasses I lose. And so for Jake, he would just drop them off by the box. But no, I've lost all those. - Yeah. I broke out my, no idea. That's crazy. - Oakleys from high school this weekend. And the first thing I'm like, man, it's crazy I haven't lost these yet. (laughs) - I lost them. - No way. - Yeah. - Stayed jinxed. You know what I was talking to Greta about this weekend was the old gas cans. Do you guys remember those? - Oh yeah. - Those are the T-pins. - I'm coming back into style. - The T-pane gas cans. - I don't know this. - I've seen Dalton wearing some gas cans, ask ones. - We have the, the bum's edition of the gas. - The derls. - The derls. - No, the gas cans were fully connected. - Yeah, the gas cans, those are oil rigs, boys. - You're right. You are right. The gas cans were this, that you are right. - I had a pair of gas cans, can had oil rigs and fuck where we sick. - Can we pop up a picture of Ken and Ryan and gas cans and oil rigs? - Oh, I'm sure I can find one. - Yeah. - We got a stringer of fish too. - Why? - I see what you're saying. - So you know, you can catch those. - Yeah. - Fuck yeah, I was up in Canada. - I don't know, I'm not buying it. I saw you guys fishing. - You just buy those at the store or something? - Yeah, the picture. - Yeah, they're fake, they're a bunch of wall mounts. - Oh, I found Ken and some oil rigs. - All right. What do we got? - You just hammered some chicks. - Oh yeah. - Can you have chicks around 'em? - Yeah, of course he had chicks around 'em. - What was that? (laughing) - Oh. - Yeah. - My brother had the white ones, they're like the glass cans. It's nice having just a pair of cheap sunglasses, but it's something about when you have a little bit more, but like if you spend a little bit more on them, you try to not lose them. - Yep. - And usually you're like, all right. I mean, keep track of these and then you have 'em longer. - Yep, where is it? - With the bombs, I know I have a box in my office, so it's just like, it's like a plastic water bottle almost. - You just leave 'em behind, wherever. Have you ever looked at the gym lost and found? - Um, no. - It's a lot of your guys' shit. - There's a lot of your water bottles and other shit in there. - Yeah, there's water bottles and other shit in there. - I leave those all over the place too. - Yeah, I always am cleaning them up 'cause I look around, I go, well, I know Ken's not drinking fucking reboot and this is sitting here since yesterday. It's like cleaning 'em up for ya. - That's all over. - Yeah, there's a bunch of seaway sweatsuits in there too. 'Cause they're really, well, I actually, I just had left those, I didn't think those were years, but classic, it happens. - Dude, I gotta do a haul, I have a closet full of old merch that I'm gonna donate to the Boys and Girls Club. I gotta bring it in, but I straight up need like the box truck for it. I have stockin' up over the last like eight years. - I have like one of every shirt that we've ever made in a white tote. I really get made fun of it for it too. Like even my dad thinks it's funny. - What? - That's right, they're just like, this is crazy that you're keeping all these shirts. I'm like one day, they'll mean something to probably nobody, but they mean something to me. - I was trying to do the same thing Ryan, but I don't think I'm doing probably as good a job as you. I should just get rid of mine and just rely on, I'll just go to your archive if I ever do everything bad. - Yeah, well somebody should keep the accessories. 'Cause I for whatever, I never grab any of the accessories 'cause I think that I probably won't use them and so then I don't have 'em. - Dude, I did that though. - I brought like a bunch of the old shirts and just stuff that wasn't wearing anymore 'cause it's just older to the Boys and Girls Club. It was like two pickup truckloads of like big bags and from my understanding, people love it. 'Cause they're nice shirts, you know? It's just like we have new stuff constantly dropping so I always just have a new brand new shirt to wear. - I'm gonna do it and I'll post on like Instagram or Snapchat so if you're like in the area, you can go there once it's stocked up. - But dude, I think he though, 'cause Ben was wearing it. - Yeah right, well actually I had two bags ready to go in my garage. Like I took 'em out of the closet, put 'em in bags and I brought 'em to the garage and I just never put 'em from my garage into my card to bring in and one day I was like, all right I'm actually gonna bring these to the Boys and Girls Club. I picked 'em up and doing so like some of the air came out of the bag, right? Kind of squeezed it and I just got hit in the face with like the worst smell of ever smell. - Oh no. - And I was like, oh my god, do I smell this bad? Like my clothes are just in this bag, right? I'm like looking at it, I'm like dude, there's gotta be something in this bag. A chipmunk. - No. - I'm like a roach. Crawled into the bag must not have been able to get out of the bag or something. - Died. - Died. - Inside this bag and like he kind of like crawled up into the middle of like the bag so like all the shirts and sweatshirts in there. - That's right. They were cut. - Just raw. - Yeah, which I felt bad about 'cause I was like, damn, like this is probably like a good haul. - 35, 50 t-shirts and sweatshirts that I was gonna donate and I just threw all of it 'cause I was like, bro, this is disgusting. - Damn, Mike, what's your research in? - Fuel pumps. - Seems like a good time for that. - Do you need a fuel pump for? - Subaru. - Your WX? - Correct. - The thing, you pick up one car and now you're just, dude, you have so many car projects going to do this. - What's the, what's the status of that thing? 'Cause that thing's been away for quite a while. - For a year or two. - I mean, people are gonna get bored because there's the same answer every time, but it's under the knife. It's got a roll cage in it now. - Are they actively working on it every day? - No. - Can you imagine? - No. - It's got like 200,000 hours on it. It's got like two or three guys full, really salary. - I think that Robbie did it in like, yeah. - I have bushel of months in the car. - Yeah. - That's true, Mike. He could have dropped it off at Robbie's. - Robbie's gonna lose our full number though if we have another project on it. - Yeah, he actually probably will. - His race looks sick. - Gavin took second. - No. - No. - He was running, he was running the race. - He was running second, but I think he finished way back. - He did a 360 towards the end of the race, and then I believe he took third or fourth, so I'm not bad. But he, yeah, he was running second, he almost won. It was like an old commons 79 valve or some shit like that. It was some engine that he would really, really want it. - Did you guys see the van jump? - Yeah, it was. - No, I didn't see it. - It was actually a gnarly van jump. - Was someone in it? - Yeah, pop it up on Gavin's stuff. - It was like a tabletop. - Tape of jump. - I don't believe that it was Gavin because Gavin always says the throttle stops working before the lip on his jumps. - And the brakes just magically get touched by it, but he doesn't touch him. - Yeah, right there. - Dude, that is a booter. - That's not you dude. I think everyone hit it once. - Yeah, it's good. - I mean, that's a good, super easy jump. - You see the slingshot at Postronaland this year? - Yeah, that's crazy. - My favorite thing, rocket chair. - Yeah, rocket chair, whatever the hell it is. - Would you do that, Evan? - I don't really want to, but I don't want to say, it looks foolproof, but it looks like you really just got to sit there. - I wanted to find the specific video because the top comment is, this looks like a helmet activity. - 'Cause the chick isn't wearing a helmet. - And it's flying hundreds of feet through the air. Like, it does seem. - They're probably like, "If this goes wrong, "you didn't even need to say you don't even need to "down it." - Let's go, go, go, go! - Oh my god. - And five, four. - It's so aggressive. - It looks fine, but. - What? - I mean the launch, yeah, that's instant. - Have you guys seen when they put that on a moving truck? - Yeah, and they basically. - Just 55 miles per hour, and then they release it, and that chair is going 55 miles per hour, so when you get released off the chair, and you're going this way, the chair is going this way, you technically come to a complete stop. - Yeah, I have. - Have you seen that? - Yeah. - That's some science right there. - Imagine if we've made the wrenches start doing physics, and all of their builds, now, like, all right, we need you to build us a catapult. - Yeah, I don't know how well it go if we were like, and we need it tomorrow. - Yeah, I think they are. - They're building us a. - Being near a catapult. - Yeah, they're building a tire center launcher. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's some kind of close. - It's like extreme bayblade. - They're getting closer. - Oh, that's a good idea. - Extreme bayblade? - That is actually kind of a good idea. We make a big ring. - That's a really good idea. We always wanted to do that with those Amazon quads, remember that word? - Oh, yeah. - Five of them. - Because they were all in remote control, starting stops. - We need one of those soapy bowls that they have in, like, India, that, like, the cars drive through. You seen that? - Yeah. - And we need one of those, yeah, there's like soap and, like, a foot of water at the bottom. And, yeah, you have to, like, drive in a circle to get out of them, but if you go through the middle, you just, like, spin around. - I've seen the walls they drive around, but not the soapy part. - The walls open the bottom. - Ken, did you have your car on lockdown with the hail this weekend? - It didn't make it out of garage, so. - You were safe, right? - No, it actually never hailed in my place. - Well, you were ready for it, if it did. - I was ready for it. - I believe that, out there with the tennis ragged. (laughing) - Mocking the hail away. Ken is the most, what we talked about that last week, the Ken reads hail, the word hail, and puts the cars away. Which is a good thing. - Jack, you get that thing? - Oh, yeah. - I got a competition for us to see who is the strongest, member of Seaboy's TV. - Okay. - How do we test this? - Well, we've got a super legit grip strength tester. - Well, in these rules. - We've got grip strength. - Grip strength tester. I mean, we could do a whole thing, but there's enough room in the gym for our podcast. - You just can't. Grab your other arm, it just has to be one arm, but you can do anything else you want stand up arm straight Should I start? All right, here's a baseline. Oh My god, Ben. Oh my god. Oh, you're all like arms crap and then benching. Oh, it's fucking kilograms Put this in American dude Jack click the power button to go. I'll be dude I think my left might be stronger. What are you doing? You're left? All right, you're left hand. Why would you let us know? That's crazy. I was just thinking I might have to use my life Because I got like jam my finger really hard this weekend I need to hear about your toe-stubbing incident. My hands are sweaty, dude. You always have sweaty hands. You're climbing the sweaty. All right He's curving is I Okay, 116 point eight 116 point eight. All right. Can I actually kind of have faith in Ken and this He's as long as you pull a little bit Ken it'll reset. I have no faith in Ken after seeing him try to hold on to a water ski rope 72 Okay, fuck 113.6 Ham come holy shit Ryan Holy crap 148.8 damn Ryan is practicing. No Ryan's been doing a little bit of great shit. I'm 148 148. What was I? Let's go Yeah, check your left It is slippery back. It is 142 point eight great. So better wipe you guys a sweat off the real quick. All right, Siege What popped that arm straight keep that arm straight now a Little soft see day so much 143.8 But you have 148 point eight. Well, I don't work for eight flat. I got only one cuz I haven't got my try Let my try on this back one time Okay Nope, and that's all I got All right, Mike. I'll see if I can get a hundred muscle mic 117.6. I'm gonna try this again All right, don't let's see. Come on. Dalton's going for one 60 standing straight armed 46 I think the standing makes a difference. I think if we stood we'd be able to do it better Ryan didn't stand. All right, well, I'm sure you'd be stronger of you standing. I can't damn I will what I brought this up. I for sure didn't think Ryan is pretty strong though cuz like even in the gym dude I don't know how long you can hold on. I'm going to my other hand. How long would you buy this Ryan if you will practice right I have the grip trainer and Oh, that was one 21 nice. Oh my my left hand is strong. What is this adjuster do wonder if this makes it easier where you start? Oh, yeah, you could do better if it's farther out Maybe that's what I was wondering yeah, it's turning it's turning when it's supposed to Yeah, I don't know Wow I think that first one yep no Ryan Ryan is strong. He is yeah, he's okay with it. I'm at the gym I'm always like damn he's like moving quite a bit away right now. I know it just doesn't look like I'm strong So I I was thinking that this weekend functional strength. That's better than looking strong. That's true Mike has functional strength Mike Yeah, Mike has farm strength mom. Yeah, all right. We go one more time Oh, there you go one 40 Nice Hey, yeah, it's pretty fun. Oh, Benny. We got to work on a grip strength. I guess. Oh, how do what it's the best way to do? Yeah, it's like I don't know One of them is gross. The truckers use the oh you need a roll adult. You need a You need a forfeit wheelie of 450 Yamaha with a little twist or alive dude You got to wonder like what hidden Deegan's grip strength is or just like one of the top moto guys They're forearms. That's got to be like one of the strongest parts of their body Like we are with everything Yeah, but but think about just think about like if if you're able like spending says all the time The guys that are the best are the ones that get the least arm pump So if you're conditioned if your arms like just right here You even put like two laps on on the moto tracking. You got crazy arm pump. So imagine doing that for Definitely need the like the strength which would make hanging on light still strong Like one of the biggest thing that causes arm pump is like hanging on too tight because then you're like You actually want to be like loose loose with it But if you're really strong then your light is going to be probably the next guys strong So yeah, either way interesting little challenge Honestly, I probably could have called that maybe would have said exactly that Maybe would have said CJ, but I would have said that Ryan would be stronger in me and I honestly would have said the Same thing for having he's got like look. I would have said that Like those strong hands and sausage design. Oh, that reminds me what's the deal with your little toe my toe Dude, yeah, I was filling up this little water bottle down by the lake and I was oh my god I was like where this is started wearing sandals and I was kind of like rock hopping down to the water and I lean over I fill it up water bottle for what just to drink out over like to dump on a it was for Greta's sister She was like can you fill this up for me and To drink it or what like yeah like a squirt gun. No, it's for her She was like painting her rock and she was like I need something to lean my eight rocks. Yeah, got it and she goes Can you fill this up for me? I was like yeah, I got it So I'm walking down to the lake and I'm like kind of rock hopping down I was like just wearing sandals, and I don't wear sandals I was what you get for wearing I've never had a pair of sandals. Greta got me sandals for my birthday She thought it was insane that I don't wear sandals, and I was like I just don't wear sandals So I was better in sandals. I was wearing sandals for the first time like this was my first outing with sandals on And I'm like rock hopping down to the water and I fill it up and My feet kind of get a little wet in the sandals, and they're like rubber sandals Yeah, right over here, and I step on one rock right here, and then I kind of hop to the next one Well, my feet were wet and My foot slides out of the sandal and it kicks another rock right in front And so my foot starts bleeding and I was like fucking sandals And Greta's like she knows how I feel about sandals, and she's like oh shit Like here we go. She's like oh, we'll go get you a band-aid And I like put a band-aid on my toe, and I think that's like all of it And then I'm like kind of like hobbling around like the rest of like the afternoon And then my foot starts turning black and blue so I like I kicked the rock so hard I thought it broke my toe, but it just jammed it Mm-hmm, and then it like the base of my toe like on my foot was turning like black and blue and like getting swollen And yeah, I was like what a Ross is what happens when you wear sandals, I guess you break your toe Yeah, but I'm on peptides for some other shit like with my neck and I could heal like that. It's been feeling like I like it's already better You could break your arm, and you just go to bed wake up the next morning It's healed fully healed peptides bends on it does increase I'm sure Decrees decrease recovery time and you know what that reminds me of have you get a bowling ball paint it like a soccer ball And just go set it on the Yeah, I love that they used to do that we fist that's crazy like you'll actually ruin someone's I think about like six months Couple people broke their foot. Yeah, it's not your trunk. You're running around. You see a soccer ball. That would freaking hurt Yeah, you guys know how I feel about crocs like I hate them Okay, so this weekend I walked down to the lake and our cabin has a very steep hill So I walked down to the lake in my head knees Yeah, I have to adjust the dock because cousin Joe walked on the end of it and Snap the cable and it was all caddy wampus blew it out So I'm take my shoes off go walk in the lake, and it's kind of rocky there So I'm stumbling around on these rocks and it's hurting my feet, and I look up at Joe He's actually in a boat next to the dock. I'm lifting the dock up He's in a boat to like adjust it and I'm like Pains me to say this, but give me your goddamn crocs I need I need something to walk in the waterway So I put the crocs on and it were nice when I was in the lake there Well, I had the I had to grab something that was up the hill So I jump out of the lake with my like the crocs are all wet my feet are all wet Get about three steps up this steep hill and just face plant like the croc stays put my feet I didn't have the straps on They weren't in four-wheel drive, but I literally like face planted into this He'll say you were like fucking crocs. It's like a fucking sandal. Yeah, fucking crocs So in my this is just my thoughts on crocs versus sandals neither of them are cool But the crocs are they get way more hate than the sandals because they do probably look goofier To some people, but at least they're more functional and I can respect someone wearing crocs because that shows Like you're not wearing crocs because you want to look cool. Yeah, like you accept like I don't know what about the giblet people They're just I don't know what's there. I don't claim that - Sorry. - When they put jibblins. - They put jibblins. - They put jibblins. - They see my story of, like, they got, like, shrek and stuff like this. - Did you see my story and Mike's truck? - The other day? - No. - You have jibblits? - I got those jibblits from Evan actually. - What? - I got those jibblits from Evan. - They call them jibblits? - What? - It was a truck, you mean so? - Dude, it was literally a truck. - Oh, yeah, good. (laughing) - Like, that sort of bike concert ever you put on them. - No, yeah, normally they're just, like, fun, like, random buttons, whatever you're into, you can put them in your crux, but Evan got, like, a literal giant hairy toe that you wear. - It looks like, kind of, a realistic toe that's sticking out of the truck, yeah, I forgot about that. I did, buddy. - I got, like, a messed up big toe. So he's cut a hole in it. - If I had to guess, CJ feels the same way about jibblits as he does about people modifying cars that shouldn't be modified. - Yeah, dude, I think, yeah, dude. - Just take it from him, don't modify your crux, man. - But, all I gotta say is when I wear the crux, I know I don't look cool, but I just simply don't care. I'm just wearing them because maybe we're going on the boat, whatever, I can wear them in the lake. - Function over beauty. - Yeah. - I'm not trying to impress anyone. - CJ, my footwear. - Who was giving dating advice? You remember this on Friday? - No. (laughs) - Who was I giving dating advice? - One of our female friends. - Okay. - And he was giving dating advice to a female? - He was saying that the type of guys you should pick. And he said, "If you're trying to date a guy that gets more than 12 miles per gallon in his truck or in his vehicle, he's a pussy." - No, I said 14. - 14, 14, I bet. Okay, why didn't say he's a pussy? I said, "That's your problem." It's like all the guys she's dating are driving like little Hondas and shit, like, says a lot about a guy. - Yeah. - I'm like, you just gotta get a guy with a pickup. - Yeah. - 'Cause I'm a guy who doesn't care about gas mileage. - Alex is the one who actually sent me the thing. It was like, some girl on Instagram and it was just like nothing. She didn't say anything, but on it, it's like, if your man gets more than 14 miles per gallon, he's not a man. - I don't know what the fuck is that. - What does that make Jack with his Tessa? - It was just more so funny. - Dude, but I cracked that joke and then all the girls agreed. - They did? - They did. - Okay, here it is, here it is. If you're a man and you get more than 14 miles per gallon, just say you're gay. It's okay. (all laughing) - That's actually crazy. Dude, there's a lot of gays to, like, just jokes being-- - Yeah, I think that's kind of the case, but-- - I was kind of fired up at the chicks on Friday. So I stayed, Ryan, you were sober, weren't you? - I was 100% sober, which was-- - I could tell you were about over it. - I was over it in the evening, but really what got me was six and a half hours at the sand bar, which CJ has done 1,000 times. So I was very happy to do it for you. Like, that was fine. It was, you were having a great time, so I was by proxy having fun. Just being at the sand bar wasn't that much fun. For me, once we left, I had a great fucking time, and then the fireworks, that was good too. But there was this guy at the sand bar that all of our chicks knew, and they're like, "Oh my God, he is so good looking." They describe him like this, like, "They all do this. Every time it comes at home, and yeah, they wanted this one girl to talk with him." And they're like, "Oh my God, he's just like a Greek God." Like, he's just so strong. - Ryan, just stand here fucking-- - Yeah, but I got grip strength. - Yeah, there you go. But I'm like, "Could you fucking imagine if like the-- - Oh, we did it. - If we, if a chick, a hot chick was on the boat next door, I'd go, "Oh my God, she's so hot, she's just like a model." Could you fucking imagine the backlash that we were catching up with her kids? - Look at her ass. - Yeah, she was just like, "Oh my God, yeah, if he is just the sexiest guy." - Whoa. - CJ and Arsson, they're like, "I don't even remember this." - Yeah, I mean, we were, I obviously wasn't that pressed. I really didn't care. But I was like, "Man, could you imagine if we just pointed a chick over on that boat, oh my gosh, her body's so nice." They'd be like, "What the fuck?" - Dude, that's how girls talk about our boat with Shred Eddie when we have them out of the zambar. They're like, "Look at that guy. He is just such a man." - Man. - They look as Shred Eddie. - They look as Shred Eddie, and they know he ain't getting 14 miles to get it. - They know, yeah, he's getting like fucking seven dude in the shed he's driving. - He's just here. Oh my God. He's built like a cinder block. - He's all here. - Shred Eddie's, Shred Eddie's like, they don't build him like that anymore. - Oh, stop it. That's what everyone tells me. (laughing) They don't. - Well, you can seriously take a fall, I know. (laughing) - Oh yeah, I just keep getting up. (laughing) - Why don't they're gonna give me? I should not be okay. (laughing) - Yeah, he's actually referred to his bad Gavin around times. There's good Gavin, which is Gavin. - Oh, there is good conspiracy on who truly is. Go to your bad Gavin. - There's a good saying for years. - What's the debate here, Evan? - On which Gavin is bad Gavin and good Gavin? - There's Gavin. - Well, I mean, he can never have any debate. - Yeah, he don't hang out in Zorba. - That's true. - Yeah, I don't have my ear to the ground as much as you. That is true. - You have it turned on the proverbial CNN that is the good Gavin, bad Gavin debate. - Dude, Ryan, I'm actually like sorry that I heard that to hear right now that you didn't have fun time on Friday 'cause like, I'm not kidding you. It was the most fun day of summer for me. Like, I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to beat that. No matter what we know. - No, you see even try it? - It was so much fun and give it a shot. I mean, I'm going to try, but it was just legitimately so much fun. And everyone was like, yeah, that was the best day ever. - It was really fun. It just was the classic standbar. - You were stuck driving the boat. He was stuck driving the boat. - And the music was so loud and people are trying to talk to you about nothing and you can't hear anything anyway. And like, people are talking to me. It's just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I just go, uh-huh. And I go, what the fuck am I even gonna say back? They're too drunk to respond anything intelligible to what I want to say. - And too, they can't hear me anyway. - And it's like, dude, you can only talk about how hot that guy is on the other boat for three hours, you know? - Yeah, no. - It's like, what are we gonna do the other three hours here? - So I just kind of sat. I just sat in the boat and just chilled. And once we left the standbar, I would agree. I had, that was one of the most fun I've had in the boat in a very, very long time. It was just a little crazy. - Unfortunately, you guys missed it, but every, like I went in with a few other people that came to the standbar earlier in the day and we had lunch at the standbar and it was so fun. - So Ken had, so let me just, let me just get this thing. - Ken had more fun, or Ken had as much fun as us, but for a little bit longer, 'cause he started earlier. - With their chips on the sandwich, like, touched me about this lunch. - Aw, some breakfast burritos, some chicken and waffles. It was like-- - Was this breakfast or fucking lunch? - It was brunch. (laughing) - Oh, that's funny. - Ken's ideal sandwich. - Okay, that is funny sandwiches. - I might grab another ship of bacon. Oh, I don't wanna have too much fun. - Yeah, Jack drove our giveaway Camaro home from the drag strip today and he got home and was like, "Dude, wow, I never fully understood why you guys were always like, "Dustlers are so lame, you ever drove like a real car?" (laughing) - Bro, I get it now. - That's awesome. - I was like, "Yeah, man, we've been saying that." - Hearing it make noise and shifting? - Yeah, he was like, "Dude, when you give a gas and he would go, "Foo!" That was insane. It was like, "Yeah, dude, I know." - The pops were insane. - Yeah, I do really, I don't know. - The Camaro pops, like-- - I wanted for you to do something with your Tesla where you just like had it like a soundtrack or something. - You like a pop tune for that? - Can you put like speakers on the outside? - Oh, it's just an extended queef. (laughing) - You could add your boyfriend sitting the past and you're seeing go, "Vroom!" (laughing) (laughing) - Classic. - I don't know, man. - Dude, it is funny 'cause like, just everyone is gay now. Like that's just like how it is. Like they bring us to the mall where I'll just stand in there, just looking normal. Yeah, I think he's gay. You know, like everyone's just gay now it is. - It's cool to be straight. And everything that you could possibly ever choose to drive is gay. - Is gay as well, yeah. - Yeah. - I don't know. Dude, so-- - Just never win. - So you know how the World Cup is in North America now and so everyone's from like Europe is coming over to the United States for like the first time. And people are leaving the United States with awesome things to say because like, you know, with just the media and everything. Like people just think like the US is a shit all. - Where is it at though? - It's in North America. So it's in Canada, the US, and some games in Mexico. - A bunch of different like NFL stadiums and a bunch of-- - Okay, that was my question. It's not in one spot. It's all over. - No, it's been at all over the place. But, you know, like soccer's obviously huge in Europe and all the other, the rest of the world. Like soccer's like their NFL. - Atlanta, Boston, Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, Los Angeles, Miami, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Seattle, in San Francisco. - All right. - Do you have Toronto, Toronto, Mexico City? Yeah. - Yeah, Mexico City, Guadalajara, Monterey, Toronto, Vancouver. - So all these foreigners are coming over and experiencing the United States for the first time. And it's funny to see the videos of like what people leave with saying like was their favorite part. And I saw one the other day that was about Ella Langley. She's crushing it right now. And then the other one was ranch dressing. - They don't have ranch in Europe? - I guess not. - Have you seen it when they go to buckies and they just can't comprehend? to be fair, the American mind can hardly comprehend it. - Yeah, fucking is insane. Texas Roadhouse was another one. He's just like, I don't know how anyone in the United States is even ever upset because they have Texas Roadhouse People are like, wow. I mean, that's great. It's not that good, but rolls are pretty freaking good And then he was yeah, he was like and they're free It's good to see though. I feel like the US has kind of been getting like drug through the mud The US name between that happening and just like the 4th of July and it just like makes everyone patriots Like it's just it just fires me up and then the Toby Keith red wet courtesy of the red wet in blue song so good It's just a good weekend to be an American. It was yeah, the one was perfect I the only thing that bombs me out is that you know, we weren't all just rallying on Friday I just wish you guys would all been that it was so - so fun I didn't know it was gonna be such a such an event otherwise I would have gone out of my way for it It was a full day I thought that you were with your family - I was like I thought that you were like jammed up with your fan That's why Ryan was on the boat first and then I was like all right. I got it go It's too nice out. Ryan's out on the boat with everyone like the sand bars pop in So you just needed a distraction from his phone so you couldn't check Instagram? I didn't have anything sass posted on me at that point Yeah, damn dude. Yeah, I wish I wish I could have ran it, but it was a big one There's more there's more weekends this summer. Yeah, not really That's basically the biggest one and now it's all downhill Yeah, it's like a damn near fall after this. That's true. It is all downhill from here. I mean football season starts in a couple weeks I mean we're gonna be watching when you think lakes are gonna freeze over camp pretty soon You want to imagine because you have your winter tires here, but you should probably just get them I gotta get that on the schedule So I'll start studding up the dirt bikes. You ready for that then I want to winterize everything get the snow Yeah, yeah, yeah, the snow bills at the farm just in case they're snowing have them out they're all lined up That is fucking summer in Minnesota. He was just snowing in Montana crazy. Yeah, like many many feet of snow too Yeah, I don't know about that much, but it was a lot. It was they closed the closed big sky because there was too much snow Yeah, it's pretty crazy never mind three to six inches 12 centimeters for the Canadian I did kind of feel bad Sentin snapchats of the us of a to spenny like I guess I just kind of feel like even Canadians celebrate the fourth of July Well, no, it's isn't it Canada day? Yeah, but that's not nearly the celebration Dude spenny is he was at some big he's ripping a stampede Stampede Canadian stampede looks a lot of Calgary. No, you don't got to feel bad for spenny man Oh, and then he's golfing today, right and Nelk's doing their hole in one challenge again livestream He's at the same golf course and was like riding in a golf cart right next to Kyle when Kyle was running Yeah, he said he was just like he was just playing golf and then they were running and then they were there. Yeah, so crazy Yeah, he's gonna drop in sure Kyle doesn't even know how much of a legend spenny is like he should let spenny get in on the stream And like take some swing. Yeah, he's even find out though. Yes, next thing we know spenny's like it and some friends Nelk boys just like not hang with us anymore like dude Well, I mean spenny's just good at like making friends. Yeah, it's just like I told him I was like go over there and tell him tell him what's up He's kind of the Canadian version of Uncle rich. He knows everybody Yeah, if spenny smoked American spirits. They're shaped a little differently, but I think rich is coming back into town today rich. Yeah, he's just up tomorrow. He's up here. He's just coming to hang no He's coming to finish jack jack's track track because our bulldozer that Jake barbed from us broke broke Obviously, what do we have to fix it? No, I think Jake's been fixing it and I think I heard the culprit was some some mice Field mice. It's all electrical. Yo, you know, we should talk about is when we had Dave Sherbert come over to hydro seed our farm Oh, yeah, and he didn't put the well There's some tractor not in park and it basically started rolling down the hill and if he wouldn't have stopped it It would have rolled through our merch warehouse. So he basically had to stop it with his pickup Which I felt bad because it did pretty decent amount of damage to his truck bed. Yeah, tell me because it's hydro static You have to like have it fully Set the brake and then turn it off and he was like too quick to turning it off I think so it was working, but it like lost pressure. So that's what like yes So we how he was able to get away from it without it rolling? We had Dave come over to hydro seed around the farm We have a bunch of like dirt patches and so I call them up on a Tuesday and was like hey Dave We have a bunch of dirt patches. Can you come over and just like give us a quote of what it would cost for you to come and hydro seed it But because he does like big commercial jobs of like you know that they'll do 20 miles of highway and they'll they'll do both sides of highway And so like big jobs like that So I was like if you got any left in the tank come and hit the shop on the way home And he calls me up and he's like I'll be over there in 15 Comes over brings a tractor with them next thing. I know he's already getting to work I was like Dave. I haven't even told you what we what we want yet. He was like I'll figure it out. Yep So he uh he sends me this video and he's like I'll do right here. I'll do right here I'll do right here and he flips it around. He's like hey Beener I always knew I'd be your lawn bitch one day because when I worked for Dave my title was lawn bitch And so there's even written on your checks, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. That was that was the title So Dave comes over the next morning and gets right to work and he proceeds to start you know hydro seeding and Putting seed down and then he calls Ryan and he goes I just crashed my tractor into my truck And so he working a little too fast He always is like oh you fuckers are gonna break something back in the day when we used to be at his shop And so then he and I were talking we did break stuff But we were talking this morning and he's very chaotic. So he's picking up a like a steel coiled hydraulic line And he like picks it up and just whips it into the side of his pickup box And like fucking smacks into it and I was like geez Didn't dent it. I got this aluminum's pretty tough. Wow, you know, I'm like pretty shocked Like took the pain off but didn't dent it And then he calls me and tells me basically the story of this happening So as we do we pull up the security cam footage And we watch this You tried grabbing it They get out and spec'd it dude all I got to say Is man, it's a good thing that his employee didn't leave it and drive and his employee wasn't driving the truck Otherwise they would have been hearing about it dude If you fucked up and broke some of Dave's shit, it was not a good day So it's good that it was him but uh, we proceeded like send it to Dave and we're all laughing in this group chat And he messages his back and goes damn. I really should have let that tractor go down the hill And crash into your guys's murder and we're like yeah, that would have been funny And he was like that would have been amazing content And we're like yeah, but we would add a tractor through the side He's like oh shit should I just run it back and we're like no Yeah, I do I feel like we've had so many security cam moments lately Like between the camera's everywhere. How about shred 80 flip in the the four-wheeler start over intentional You just didn't know what he was doing. Why would you have ways to take your back? There's no video Were you filming? No, it's the security camera footage. It was a security camera footage But what I'm saying is is we had this ganged as hard as he could on mode five from a dead stop and it flipped over It almost hit a back flip right we had been riding for probably 45 minutes at this point ride for a bit Stopping BS hang out by a tailgate of my truck ride again and all right I got it the screen didn't work on the start quad the phone was dead And he was getting all worried about what mode he's in so I just go just tap down a bunch of times You know you're in one and click it up to three well it went in Standby mode in mode three and he just clicked down once and then he clicked up twice Thinking that he was down in the bottom Watch this shit You know shreds is with a twist No because on mode three the quad is heavy you actually do have to like yank hard on it in mode three Did he hit his head? Was he wearing a helmet there? No, don't wear helmets for wheelies It literally got all four tires off the ground Listen to him Why did the really going out for me? Oh, yeah, I read it when I go gather you are you actually a 100% you actually okay He's like Think of poop myself I think I pooped my pants and straight to my back more than I wanted to be As if there was a point where she he was okay with it being to his back Golden was inside doing something but he heard the He heard like a motion so he knew something was up. Did he uh end up getting that subframe fix? I saw he was trying to work. Yeah, that's actually hey thanks grab. Well, I mean he just put it on Mike had bought the subframe like a year ago. So we had the part. Well, it was a journey Mike I just I'm not gonna talk bad on him. It's just very entertaining watching him wrench Dude just looking for tools and tools fine everywhere. He knows how to trick you into doing it for him. Yeah Like, for example, this. This is a two-inch long bolt with a nut on the end and he's got the socket in one hand a wrench in the other with it right next to each other and he just keeps me going, "I'm going to hold the one wrench for me and I'm just like Gavin, you're holding it, they're on there, just turn them, take it off, it would just be easier if you'd come hold the one." Or it's like, it's either going to be an eight or ten, so you just grab both. He walks over with a half and a nine-sixteenth. That's such a good thing. He's one of my. So he was working on that quad in the middle, in between both my motorcycle, my Harley and my R6 and I'm watching him just like bump into them, stand up, walk around north. And I'm just like, "I'm just going to move these before you tip one or both of them over because it's very good chance." What up? Okay, we got to, we got to live, I don't even know what I'm trying to say, can I just pop this video up? Sure. Yeah? How's it going? Is this you? Yeah. What's up? Not much. How are you good? Not bad. What do you got going, bro? Pretty much. I kind of like need to get rid of this limo and I didn't really have time to like sell on Facebook. Okay, because I'm like falling to another camp for this summer and I kind of thought it might just be worth it to see if you guys can go like far by it. Give me a rundown. How much you off for it? I don't know. I don't like that. What is going on? You just pull about to know where I'm assuming, right? Where are you from? Ramsey. This is not working with, huh? This is a nice ass limo, I'll take it to the air conditioning work. I know like they sometimes just like these stuff up and just wreck it in like video, so I was just out of my way to like worth it. Yeah, I love it. Is he here? Um. What the fuck is going on? Let's go. We just had a limo show up. We gotta go buy it. All right. Damn. All right. Of course we got it. Let's go do it. All right. Well, if you made it to this point in the podcast, appreciate you for watching, um, subscribe if you haven't, and we'll see you guys next week. We'll see what the story with this limo is, sorry, we're all fired up right now. Thank you to everyone who got entered for the triple muscle car giveaway. We should have the results of the winners soon. All right. Peace.