OUR INSANE HOUSE PARTY GONE WRONG! -You Should Know Podcast-

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I was ever just giving it that much force. Oh, no. Okay. No. Patron conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Go for it. No. I was going to say with your hands show me your rhythm yeah depends on it depends on the mood I'm setting regular just if you're just an average based on and then a couple you're done by you're not crazy yeah stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop it's getting weird can't it's gonna get cut it's okay it's getting weird but yeah all right but there's you asked there's I told you to stop so that's also true like it's not see then there's children back to the children it isn't crazy there's like little like one-year-old that are going Dr. P.U. right now and they're like oh I can't back in the studio and all I'm gonna do parents fault like that's not our fault like we make when we make it and if the parents see that and you still watch it that's on you Jimmy Jack whatever your name is Jimmy Jack's a weird name for a kid I don't know what made me land on Jimmy Jack Jimmy Jack's a weird weird can I say that can I formally say that on the internet you have two first names I don't like you like now I have I have like a Cameron Michael that's two first names look you literally just did it yourself but Michael is my middle name I'm talking about people that their literal first name is like blank blank oh blank blank yeah you don't like ethnic kids I think that's the thing you're like who made how you look at a baby and she don't tell you like I like that's that's your kind of thing that is not what I'm saying no but it is in the slightest that's all I'm saying you're saying like like uh what's uh what Billy Jack you know Billy Jack I love abstract kid names I do I genuinely do love it but traditional speaking of traditional I have to be careful wearing a red hat what oh yeah you do oh big fun on it too whoa good zooming on that when zooming on that and just make sure you know it's not what you think I got to address that early in the pod because so smart move this is a Monaco hat that my girlfriend got me in Monaco now now riddle me this it says Monaco and then it says Monicarlo I don't know geography I'm decent on it but Monicarlo is is that I don't care and I don't know fair but I'm saying this is a red hat right and I have to put it out there that this is a racing hat yeah racing because you do have a racing yeah it's not a cam hat I cam has a couple of these with big font on it oh I got the this uh I mean they're in a shadow box they're hanging on the wall and so I got the 2020 24 and 20 28 just like that first one to go three times see that's just boy and so yeah and so I have to be careful I was walking around the streets and I got a couple extra looks oh yeah you so I have to make sure you saw it put how low did you put so they can read it I was like this no no I don't like that guy you go Monaco fast cars fast cars he's here he's here he's right there oh my god that explains it yeah I've gotten four texts every single day are you sure you don't want to come see president Trump at the Dallas convention center and you said I already signed up I was like dude I've already went yeah I had pre-access um I hate wearing this out like I want to change my hat now like I hate wearing this right like isn't it crazy like one bad person could ruin a red hat isn't that crazy but anyway I got like even more crazy is a is a bright red hat like it like in itself that's a wicked hat yeah not even the one we're talking about that in itself is such a statement it is a hat that is that red is incredible yeah and I want to let me like I want to put this hat backwards but I know somebody's gonna clip and be like patents wearing the hat that's why I put it back it yeah so I have to wear this forward but anyway I was walking downtown because our office right now is downtown right there's like there's like a KKK rally happening outside for all them people and there was like a big there's like big cages everywhere and I'm getting photo I did I got pressed four times while I can pass here being like hey hey hey you're not supposed to they go hey hey oh I see that they're like you're good but wait a Monaco no but isn't it crazy honestly and I'll know if this is gonna get me a knock at the doorstep oh the y'all's president is here it's your president oh he's getting political y'all's president is here in town so I was walking through like I didn't know and I so we record downtown and I was walking through downtown there's like these cages and like snipers and like tents everywhere and I was just walk I thought there was construction going on and as I was walking through these guys in a suit put two fingers right here on my chest oh excuse me don't touch you go I don't like that don't touch and they go what do you hear for and I go I thought stop and Chris was taking away I thought we weren't doing that anymore I thought I was a free citizen and they go um they're basically asking me like what are you doing around this area and I have to say what what who are you and they're like secret service and I go no I was like holy shit the secret service is my first time coming face to face cool with the secret service but after seeing the secret service face to face oh don't tell me don't tell me they're not intimidating it is propaganda dude I can't I say that no you might you might be right you might get a little I might get a knock at the door but like I thought secret service was supposed to be top of the top echelon like oh they got this super super power skill set that could take down any any enemy enemy batten right this guy can't run a quarter mile down the street without having a puffing you're so now I haven't seen them but you're so right in my mind I think secret service you're the smallest guy on the squat six five exactly the smallest guys six five they can all squat 500 pounds yeah and they know their way around machinery yeah if you know what I'm saying and oh in the earpiece you have an earpiece oh yes of course any earpiece if you didn't have an earpiece that guy was fake that guy was trying to get inside the secret service and he wasn't real no he for sure was secret service he had glasses on but he was in a secret service doesn't wear glasses no no sunglasses oh yeah sunglasses on he had a blazer on with the American little badge right here he had the earpiece both arms are real that's why I check because I remember I heard secret service has a fake arm yeah arms were real dude my okay this is so weird but the secret service they're not as impressive in person that's wild that's I need I need to go see these guys because my mind this might sound right here my mind is when I think secret service I think of that big guy from Lilo and stitch yes the big big dude with the sunglasses just a blockhead he doesn't like he no matter how many times he falls he gets back up yes like a real just like a mmm that's the first thing I thought in my mind was like oh I thought there I guess there's not a physical test for secret service because sir you are out of shape which is fine I'm not a body shamer yeah you do you boo I'm just saying if I wanted to do something questionable I don't think you could stop me yeah I like unless this guy has like laser vision he's Superman now I don't think how did you get in the secret service now I will say this let's just say that's their worst candidate right like you you saw the worst secret service he's probably on the front line for a reason this cannon fought oh he's cannon fought with the real guys I mean there's six buildings away on the very top and they're sitting there with Bruce Wayne they go hey man wait we got this today you go sit with oh no those are different people but I'm thinking on grounds I thought just any baseline secret service was like the top level like seal team six of people there's got to be levels man there's got to be the rookie I think the top dog vets are right next to the press I've seen mall cops is a better physique than that secret service guy what did he look like bad he looked like Plato and I like and I'm not trying to be mean but if this is no but there's levels there's love if this is what the the people we're trying to show everybody like this is what's protecting the our own office or like whoever's in it, the cabinet and the secretary, whoever the secret service is here to protect. I thought like this big magical being of secret service was a little scary. Yeah and it's gonna at least elicit some fear. You looked at him and you said don't touch me. I was like don't do that and he's like what you're like what? He goes hey you better calm the down you go what? What secret service mind? He goes alright you can go through. Yeah and he had the one that hits and it's the way he stood. You know when people you don't ever see bad stand. You're seeing fat Joe stand up. Yes. It's the same thing. It was like that and I was like which is fine but I wouldn't hire fat Joe a secret service. Oh wouldn't hire fat Joe to protect much. Exactly. Except the sneaker collection. But I mean I love that Joe. Oh my God. Really? No that's like that's like that's like the first AI resume that like cheated his way into this exactly. He can't he there's no field test yet. No prior experience and no no real resume. Yeah it was crazy. And I'm like I'll take you I'll take you. I need to see this. It's literally right here. Okay now this I had a that I mean first off that's wild but another thing that reminds this is a weird connection but the secret service almost makes me think of what happened to me the other morning. It's it's the crate now. I want to see this connection. It's the craziest close to a patent heart and thought I've ever had in my life. Okay. So the other morning Miley woke up very early slept good the night and you woke up at like five. Okay. So it's still very dark outside by the time I finished feeding him it's like 545 almost six. Now I put him back down and I go outside to let Rubia and now it's it's just that perfect moment where the sun is like very far on the horizon starting to come up. Sun sunrise. But not quite it's still dark and I'm I'm sitting there and I just it hits me. It is so quiet the grass is so still and there's not a single animal inside and I'm just sitting there like it makes people uncomfortable like where where do all animals in wildlife and all these critters and insects where the hell do they go at night. We have homes we go into buildings. I have never seen a squirrel late at night. There's not that many trees. There's a lot of squirrels. You're insane. The rats, bugs, fleas, ticks, mites, missiles, and mumps. See birds. I understand. Tell me you seen a bird at midnight. No, I understand you're trying to get in my bag and I understand that's even done for a patent question. When's the last time that you've been up at 5 a.m. and you've looked outside? It literally it almost feels like simulation. It doesn't feel real. There's nothing going on. I've seen so many so many bunny rabbits at 5 a.m. Oh Bull. I've seen there's I have a rat problem in my backyard. Oh, that's just because you're gross. But there's so the rats come out at night. They're nocturnal. So rats only come out at night. Are they considered a predator? Or you didn't say predator? But you just said rats. So that's why I said rats. You one of your questions was rats. So I'm saying rats come out at night. Bugs it's dark so it's hard to see them. But their bugs are out there. I got bit by mosquitoes at night smoking on my porch. But that's it. I'm talking about early early morning. What's rare that I'm out early early morning. So I can't really speak for that. Exactly. But I'm saying but but there's your eyes. But it's hard to see at night. That's why I'm assuming. But but there's nocturnal creatures that come out only at night. Nocturnal creatures. Yes. Like rabbits are out at night. They're not nocturnal but they come out at night. Like rabbits come out. I never see rabbits at night. There's so many rabbits outside my house. I like whenever I come home from the club at like 3 4 a.m. there should be rabbits shooting across my car. Like it says but I'm also still convinced you got a weird little pet cemetery thing going on. Something's buried in your backyard. Now I've known it would be there. I mean there's some buried. Yeah. I'm saying I don't believe like we all have real estate. Squirrels don't own a squirrel home in a squirrel house or a squirrel hotel. They have oh that's my tree. That's my favorite tree. They live in the house. Falcon comes by they go oh we got to x off that tree. And they're dead. That's what the whole that's a whole their tree. Yes there is there's several trees out. There's several trees. There's a ton of squirrels. I don't understand what you're asking. The amount of squirrels I see at 2 p.m. Yeah. It doesn't make sense for me to never see one early morning. So I case the fact that you said you've never seen a squirrel early morning. I think that's user error. That might be because there's squirrels out in the morning. That's your spirit but they go so they live in trees. Squirrels live in trees. Yes but so unless you're going you want to go see a squirrel five in going off in tree. That's the only thing I can tell you but my trees are skimpy. I have made trees. They're young. They haven't grown up yet. I can see through my tree. Okay so once you stop living in poverty and you go to like places that are like fully developed. I don't know what to tell you. You ride a pet cemetery and actually I have a clear thing for a pet cemetery. I loved here. So I've been going to my girlfriend's parents house a lot. I've been hanging out with them and you know they live right down the street from me and Sarah. Isn't that nice? I never I'm never going back to my girlfriend's parents house. I'm never going back. Okay. That is a very very bold claim and I believe they watch this sometimes. Oh they do. Hello. I'll tell this to them because they did something to me that has scarred me for life. Oh my god. So Sarah always tells me about her childhood dog named Magic. I've heard about that too. RIP. RIP. The way they talk about this dog it's like it was like the massage like air butt. And so they always tell these stories about it and now I've been with Sarah for a little bit of time now and I've been around her parents enough time so they are starting to be more open towards me. Okay. So I'm at Sarah's parent's house. I'm sitting on the couch right? Five and I'm we're all talking and they start telling me stories about magic and I'm like okay great. My dog just died. Let's talk about him. Magic has been dead for a decade. So let's how about we start talking about magic. Oh thank you so much for ripping off my fresh wound and literally obliterating my scalp. Let's talk about that animal. And so they're talking about magic right? And they're like in Sarah's dad goes have we ever shown you magic and I go I've seen pictures. Yeah I've seen pictures before and they go no no no like here and I go what does that mean? Showing me here they got an urn of magic's ashes. And so I was like oh okay they're gonna bring me the ashes of magic which everybody grieves differently and that's fine. So they say okay I'm gonna be right back. No dude now I'm sitting there right as Sarah's parents go to get what I perceive is the urn. As the parents are going to say a room Sarah goes hey can you please not. No make a big deal whenever this comes out and I go what are you talking about. They're like a ritual you have to like turn into jafar you're rubbing that you get a genie. Well as her parents are coming out dude they're not holding an urn. They're holding something like this. No you're lying you're lying. I have a video of it. They bring me I don't know if I'm right I don't know if I'm actually spiritually ready to see this. You're not they bring me a stuffed taxidermy. Talk. And I had to sit there and pretend I loved it. No no no no no no no. You see it all discrete. Paying you to get a lawyer. You need to get a lawyer. No I'm not getting you to get a lawyer. The fact that they did that one. I know I love your parents too Sarah. Hello Mike and Laura. This is come from the heart. The fact that they did that is absolute blast for me but the second line is they didn't say oh look at him. They said hold him. Yeah they they handed him straight to me and do the eyes. Whoever. No. No. Whoever did the stuffing job botched it because the eye was starting again. I could see inside this. And they're in their dog and their dog that's still with us that lives in the house. I'm starting to play with them. I'm starting to play fat. He said. He's not hard to like bro dude that's some that's some. Paying that is that can't I thought I literally did not know that was allowed. I thought you could only do that on big game hunt. No no no you could do that to your dogs yeah. And then they were like all used to be so full of life. He was about to. No he's full of packing peanut. You can't say you can't say sit it just like oh he used to be so full of life. Now he's filled with pillows. You can't say stuff like that. You got to use different verbiage. This is not okay. Can I say yeah. Now I love these people. I've met them multiple times every night. This is not okay. Yeah. Is it okay. People greet different man. I'm sorry and I love you. This is strange. That is I mean that's about as weird as it comes man. That is as weird as that's like some that's literally like someone like you going over to your girlfriend's house and the mom's like oh have you seen baby pictures of your of of your friend here. Oh no and then she brings out the book of the dead. Yeah like that you can't do that. That I just wouldn't I thought you were bull. You were holding a dog that was as stiff as a brick. I mean it was hard. It was hard. I mean it didn't deal in no bend. It was like a heavy paper. Let me see it one more time, let me see it one more time, dude, and you, no, dude, you've never been more real, you're a real, you have never been more real in your life, you acted like you liked it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, you're smiling, you're looking in his eyes, oh, dude, don't know, the lack of movement is little, shit, it's sending shivers down my spine, oh my god, you looked at it and it was like this, it can't move at all, you looked at it and you're like, oh, yeah, he was like, it was like that, it was about, oh, and it got forbidden, I looked at it, I looked at it and it was like this, I stepped it through it, I can beat it, oh, dude, I can beat it through it, oh, oh, okay, pay neck, but it is, okay, but I am drenched in sweat, codified out, it was a prank, they pulled on me, it wasn't actually stuffed, it was, it was like this, this brand of like, like a stuffed animal, basically you can get a stuffed animal clone of the dog that died, and I literally said thank God, because I was never going back, I almost fell, I just fell by almost climax, oh my god, yeah, no, no, the same feeling, oh my god, no, no, I was not okay, I was not okay, but there was an urn over on a shelf over there, and Sarah takes jokes too far and she goes, yeah, that's just the inner part, his guts are the ones that are burned over there, I think I was a grandma, I'm not gonna lie again though, again, if they, let's just, let's just roll play, if they hand you the urn, and it sounds like Campbell's soup in there, I would literally stab Sarah through the heart with a wooden steak dipped in holy water and garlic, because they're not human beings, if you took a dog, a small breed dog of that, his intestines, and you kept him in a jar like you're the mummy, and you're waiting for this, this prophetic moment, thousands of years later, no, you get your bed, yeah, it's bad, oh my god, dude, it was, it was a dad, I just went through a little emotional role, no, imagine that being me, imagine that being me, and I'm going through it, that's the, that's the best part, I'm so caught up on the dog, I cannot believe, that is something that if someone told you, hey, I have a taxidermy dog, you gotta hold it, you would let, you would, you would die before you did it, yeah, but you, your love for Sarah, yeah, overcame, and you're already in their house, yeah, the door's already locked, you're already in there, you're already in there, yeah, yeah, they got you, and he has cool chilled mugs, beers in there, and so he gave me one of those, and I'm like, you just chilled the glass for me, I can't say no to your dead stuffed dog, and he was so, dude, he loves that dog too, man, oh, okay, now it's complete 180 hindsight, good for them, like the, the, the choking spirit of it, because apparently, the way that Sarah talks about it, I was a very loved dog, yeah, glad they could make jokes about it, because that, when I thought that was real, that's, and that's not okay, yeah, it was bad, holy s**t, oh my god, you should know podcast, this episode is brought to you by, you know, the one, the only, the absolute favorite of all time here at YSK's, fab ledix, when I say I have a whole fab ledix closet in my house, I am not joking, when I say camp behind the camera right now has a fab ledix shorts, Robby has on a fab ledix tee, and CJ, what are, oh, I mean, you're seeing that, that's not like a fab ledix hoodie, that is sick, I haven't even seen that, that's not many cool things they have, we wear fab ledix every single day, when I signed up as a new VIP over at fab ledix, I got 70 to 80% off of everything, so I ended up grabbing a few pieces from the collection, along with some other every day staples, it made a, trying the jamar chase collection, a, a no brain, that's right, jamar chase, the NFL pro athlete, he, uh, he is, uh, collabed with fab ledix and he's dropped a new collection, so he should go check that out, so shop now at fab ledix dot com slash Y SK to get 70 to 80% off of everything when you sign up as a new VIP, and yes, that includes that new jamar chase collection, take a quick style quiz and be sure to select Y SK when prompted to unlock this offer, this is a limited time offer, so do not wait again, that's fab ledix dot com slash Y SK for 70 to 80% off of everything as a new VIP now on to the rest of the episode. I have to bring something up. Okay, we are officially back in football season. We are now all the early drinks aside, all the everything I'm talking about simply waking up on a Saturday or Sunday and knowing that you have a full day of football. I love that. It's the best. Now, I started talking to my wife about that and she immediately goes, what are you going to do with the boys? We're going to do with the boys on like these footballs that you're here in a couple of years. I was like, I'm not doing what my dad did to me a couple of years. Well, because they're too young to experience it now like they, oh, the boys isn't your kids. Yeah, what do you? What's your plan? It's a pain in riding them here like in twent, like in twent, twenties. We're like, what are you doing? My dad is like, that's really nice. Then I wait, wait, why a couple of years? My children. I just miss it now with everybody, man. I love that. It will get up. Yeah, whatever. So what do you have? No, no, we won't. No, we definitely will. But she goes, what are you going to like, are we going to have like Sunday traditions or whatever? And then it basically led to like, what'd you do at your house? I was like, Oh, God. I was like, first thing I'm not doing what my dad did to me. What would your dad do? Now, it wasn't every Sunday, but my dad worked very hard Monday through Saturday. Sunday was only off day. Now Sunday being is only off day. If he had to do around the house, likes personal life, that was one day to conquer it. I remember waking up on a Sunday morning and my dad came in. He was like, Hey, he's like, I got the case. So we're making, you know his case. Great. Case is really good. Great. He goes, the case goes, make it. I need your help in the backyard real quick, though. And I was like, Huh? He was just before the games he started. The Cowboys had the noon slot before the game. I need to help in the backyard. I go, okay. He goes, just put on some clothes. I go to our backyard. This literally was like a jump scare. I go to the backyard. The second I open the door, my dad goes, he's holding a chainsaw. He goes, so I go some gloves over there. We got to cut all the trees down. Yeah, starts chopping the trees. And I go, Dad, I don't want to do that. I know I can't help you. That's scary. Loud, really loud. I'm in pajamas. He goes, you're not watching a play of football till these trees are gone. And I'm so this can't be happening. His dad won a one. You're not doing that is absolute dad 101. You're not doing that with your kid? Oh, I'm doing that with my kids, but not on a, not on a sacred NFL Sunday. Okay. Like a Wednesday. Like a Wednesday, some regular day. But did your dad, did you ever have a dad 101 moment? Like 100%. My dad did the same thing, but I couldn't tell my dad no because he can't. You can't say that about you. Your daddy don't want to. Okay, let's, let's go back and forth. Hopefully this doesn't open up like bad memories for you. Oh, that's going to get glimped. Oh, wow. That's funny. Oh, wow. Okay. But did you ever experience those typical, well, those, you go, Dad, Dad, no. Okay, no, that's, that's, no, I demand it. Remove it. That's, that's really kind of everything you said. You've literally almost said the end where you just keep it. I don't care. And then this you're like, let's cut it. You've never almost said that. Never almost said that. You actually said, I've never almost said it. Dude, I practiced it. Perfect. Do you see? Yeah, people that don't know is like, it's bad. That's why I try to protect you and you don't step, people that don't know. Anyway, back to the dad. I'm going to have a use in it. So dude, no, you have some small little panties. Dude, your panties are, oh my god. I realize my balls are here. Like way bigger than I thought. Anyway, yes, my dad. Yes. Okay. Can you have a specific one? Or was it like a typical thing? Who's the typical same thing? Like you'd be like, hey, come out here, moly art. And then I get I couldn't say no. I'll leave the reason out. I couldn't say no because you just don't say no to your parents. And so I was like, all right, but I was good. I was always good at manipulating. And so what I would do is I would just f**k the yard up. I'm sorry, I can't find where it's at. Okay. I would just f**k the yard up intentionally. It's like you because he was so keen about keeping the line straight when you mo. Oh, okay. I would literally go like this. I'd go, you're like, yeah. And then so he's like, you literally take it from me. You stupid mother. I can't even go on a straight line. Get you in the house. Yeah. Oh, no, no. Then you turn you like, yeah. How do you f**k out of B, though? You go upstairs like, yeah, he made me just physical labor again. This isn't going off the rails, but we're in Australia right now. We're in Australia. So we are off the rails. We're off the 17 and a half hour flight, too, in the Wi-Fi. Anyway, my dad, bro, that kind of pissed me off. Sorry. Your wife said that. What? Because I have an app right for our flight. Oh, she said that off of me. No, no, no, no. We can open you. Because I'm talking about that. I'm saying, I got a, I got an app for the flight that shows like all the things of the flight. And one of the things said, there's no Wi-Fi. And so when we told her that, she literally says, it's probably not true. I Hey, just in general I hate when people do that. What do you let's say? I mean, that's K-rock to a tee Are you gonna look at it? Oh, that is so K-rock. Yeah, hey, bro It says two plus two is four he goes. I mean if you want to be close minded if you don't think it I mean hell if you don't think There's a way that we could sit here with our brain power and the help of plot co-work and get two plus two equals five And I don't know what to tell you, but you're gonna be left in pass and so like literally Oh, that's just an ikamai like I literally oh my I saw it on my airline app and it said hey It like in the experience of your flight is one of the things it says and I clicked on is like okay I want to know about you know the experience of my flight. It says view your onboard experience It goes Wi-Fi unavailable. I'm looking at that right there It says say that in I mean, I'm absolute times do Roman on the Nancy bird Walton What is this the name of the plane? We're getting on a plane has a human name Yeah, Nancy bird Walton that's sexy, but is the plane sexy? It's a double-decker But I I said that in the cheerleader goes yeah, no, it's probably just it said no probably will just propaganda I said what oh, it's got mad anyway, you should have you should know honestly That can we get can we land on X for a second? Yeah, can we just rip a couple? Yeah, and this might be a little insensitive Oh, okay, you're doing relationship makes again. We can do it any any if you want okay for me something if you wear glasses And you take them off and you look like a different person. I don't like that. Oh my god. I agree Oh my god, I never thought about that Dude, I don't like that. Oh, okay, their face gets a little small What's my biggest ink? Oh, it's too morning. Oh my god. Is it not so true though? Hey, it's really like this like hold on give me a second. I go who the fuck are you? You're not the same person you're 42 get contacts. I know you don't want to put them in your eyes get them You can't do it. You do just keep your glasses on or never never take them off From me never take them off the front of you don't do that. I don't like that, bro I don't like that you go rip one dude. I got a lot. Oh, well my mind's I'm getting hateful. Oh, yeah No, they might be insensitive, but they're coming here. We go Here we go. Oh, I got so many. Oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh, my Goodness, oh my goodness. I hate I hate when people come to my house, and they're too comfortable going to my restroom I hate that Oh show a little bit of courtesy like you don't want to go in there Wait, what do you mean like the guest bathroom? Yes, what like they're just like oh, I gotta go take I just go and they whatever you got to do number one two or just look at your face I don't care what you're doing as some reservation before you go into my bathroom Like hey like where's the bathroom? Hey, do you mind if I use exactly be like and they go? Yeah, they're like bathroom right here And they walk in excuse the guy to me. That's fair. I hate that. That's fair That's fair. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, another one. I hate don't run across crosswalks I hate people that sprint across dangerous. First of all, you immediately look like you're 11 years old and I promise you You're not in any threat. Yeah, you are only going across it because you've been given the right away from the walk Walk don't run people really grip their purses and back to like This isn't this isn't what is it flappy bird or no cross run? What's that game? It's not a game This is really you 28 seconds if you get across from 20 seconds, you probably shouldn't be Walking anywhere. I'm sorry, bro. Just walk. It's a crosswalk not cross run another big egg of mine Oh, if we're in a parking lot for more than 15 seconds and you're still looking for a parking spot Hate you park somewhere. I don't give you have to walk. I gave you legs. I Hate people that take more than 15 seconds to park. I hate that. I want to tuck and roll out of the car so bad. Oh My god, dude cars in general if you are the mother Okay, say we're right here. This lane is going to end or this is an exit. You know, you're not exiting and you wait till the last second The very last second to try to come up. I'm not gonna lie. I upgraded my car. I have a big now. You're going in dirt I swear to you. You're not doing that to me anymore when I was in my K-5 I kind of have to yield because I'll lose that battle. I'm not losing. I'm in a tank now. You will not I will not to let you over Yeah, if I've seen you for over a mile, just go to try to beat cars in the last second. Nope. Nope. I'm absolutely doing a pit over I'm absolutely sorry. I hate I hate when when people get their roofs worked on if you get your roof worked on I hate you I don't like let her literally I would rather your roof collapse and you get your roof worked on six thirty in the morning I love you like I woke up in Baghdad. Oh, how many how many nails is a single shingles need there's three thousand shingles on the house every single one requires six nails It's a loudest thing I've ever loudest thing I've ever heard. Oh my god, dude. I hate it. Okay. That's a that's a good for pet peeves. Okay. Yeah Today's episode is brought to you by Quo that is spelled QU. Oh the business phone system built so you never miss a call All it takes is one missed call by the time you call back the customers already left a competitor of five star review You don't messed up look at yourself in the mirror. You don't mess up But you don't want to at some point. You're just like let's effing Quo. Come on now. I like that. 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I don't know that I'm genuinely bringing up a I'm here for a grievance. I have okay It's my first time living in a house It's a neighborhood like a real neighborhood. Yes Is it just me or is H. O. A. the dumbest ever Sucks the biggest elephant balls in the world You know what I think is Dumber you know what I think is Dumber than H. O. A. what people that listen to H. O. A. Oh, if you listen to H. O. A. you might as well slap a sticker that says a Boy on your I get more on on your forehead idiot. Oh, because because okay This is my first time living in a real neighborhood. Oh my God. I don't have to listen to that do I? And that's where it's because who is the H. O. A. the police essentially? No, they're not. No. Yeah, because the H. O. A. It's just people homeowners associates I can take it homeowners association it for those of you who don't know It's basically a committee of people that live in this neighborhood that just care in together and make rules You have it wrong. Am I wrong? I don't know about H. O. A. it's not just your fellow peers at that point I literally glow with my So if it was just my peers, I'd be like you're gonna have to force me to tell my house What I thought it was what's H. O. A. the H. O. A. is an actual like a company What's the best now there's like electives. There's people in the neighborhood. No, I know because I know who's in my neighborhood And I looked at that H. O. A. me and I was like oh, you're all live here. Yes, there's there's like it's like a board no different than like a So who runs the H. O. A. I don't know. I don't know the government. No, it's like a just state Probably the the neighborhood build like so when a new neighborhood starts right a company buys that land and then typically they sell it to Like I don't want to put any names out there, but the only one I can think of like it's like union homes market square Like whatever these companies that then build the houses, okay, they're the ones that's getting your money and just like that So they make a homeowner's association now there is actual residents that help and they're on the board But basically you said are they the police yes think of them as a police That is like obviously lower tiered, but police for example, you're not supposed to speed no We probably speed every time we drive now if you get caught speeding the police can take action Same with the H. O. A. This rule you're not supposed we don't as a as an H. O. A. We don't want basketball goals in the front We think it lowers the values of all of our residents approaching houses. That's racist. That is that's very racist Just say you don't want black. He does. I don't want black. He's playing outside You say that honest to God you get more respect people hate you, but at least you're not being coward anyway We don't want basketball goals in the front. Yeah You can pull your basketball garden play and you're not gonna get shipped off to Alcatraz But at that point they can send you a formal notice then if you do it again they can find you What if I don't pay it? What are you gonna do to me? I put that's the thing if so they so my H. O. A. Set me a picture of my trash cans that was outside because the the trash guy came earlier than He normally does so I missed it and I put it out there anyway And I was like oh well, I'm not gonna bring it back in until next trash day because well no because I it's but yeah my house It's not in your mistake, and I don't feel like it. I don't feel like going out there touching that and bringing it back And then taking it back again. Yep. I don't want to do it because this is my house. Yes my house my so if I buy a house I own it and if I own the house I do what I want because it's my name on it. Yes. My name, my money. I do everything. I could piss on the walls if I want to because it's my house. Yes. So I got this guy that lives three doors down that's taking a picture in his sedan and then shitting me a printed out picture of my trash. I know it's air Kyle. I know it's air. Who the fuck are you to tell me? Take it from me. Take it. I bought the house. Take it from me. If you if if wow, you're a better man than me. If I physically saw my three-door down neighbor go and then he sent it, I'd be at his doorstep. But no, they now I. But what is it? You cannot take my house. It is my my house. I want to reason pain hardened. You can go in there and you can I mean, you can do absolute. You can do sacrifices in there. I don't want to do that. You can piss on the walls. You can hang your TV's upside down. Yeah. Everything in your house. That's up to you. Now where H away gets you is outside of the house. But I own that property. You own the property. But the neighborhood has a certain code of conduct and standards and everything and all this that's where they get you. I'm moving. You don't allow your weeds and everything like that. You're grass. I like weeds. I like weeds. You can have a certain color fence. You can't put your your trash cans must be in the garage or in the backyard. That's why I think it's dumb to buy a house in a HOA. If you buy a house in a HOA, it's like either you are a Karen or I'm not going to say that. But if you like look for HOAs, I get it because it can protect you from some things like there's some people that are actually absolutely just nasty or whatever. But like whenever I build my house, I'm building somewhere where there's no HOA. No, that is the absolute, that's the golden standard because I want to set my yard on fire and I wanted to be in a corner around my house. Guess what? Call me Kane. I'm going to set my house on fire. Dude, in HOA. Honestly, look at me in the camera. If you're in a board of an HOA, find a friend. Like, what are you doing? Like, you need that much importance in life so you can go by taking pictures of people's basketball goals until black kids not to come outside. Go off and fuck yourself. And I saw this guy on TikTok that he got kicked off. Oh, no, I'm never mind. Oh, dude, he's a weirdo. I don't know. I'll tell you off camera. He's a weirded guy. Okay. I just saw this this last week on Twitter. I mean, the definition of the weird word. You know, if you're single in the country of Denmark, if you reach 25 years of age and you're still single, they tie you to a light post and they douse you with cinnamon. Wait, what'd you just say? If you're 25, if you get put in a fight, what'd you say? In Denmark, yeah. If you make it to 25 years of age, as a single person, yeah, it best part. Your closest friends and family tie you to a street post, a light post, or any pole, they bound you to a pole. Yeah. And they douse you with the cinnamon. It's a lot of cinnamon. Oh, no, this isn't like the cinnamon challenge. They get like Costco size cinnamon and they go, and what is that? And then they literally go. That's it. It's like a humiliation ritual for still being single at 25 from your close from your closest level. First of all, what do you think that's accomplishing? Cause like, you think somebody's going to get tied to a light post, get poured in a regano and then be like, Oh, now I'm going to go, I have to go. I need to get laid. And now I have the confidence go spit game. You're the smallest version of yourself after that. You got put paprika on your penis on a light post outside of a postal service. And you think you have the poise to go out there and pursue people in the craziest part. As I thought it was. I've looked it up. There's so many videos. There's I want to look up a picture of going to go to go to Twitter, go to the internet, go to anything. Go to literally Denmark, uh, 25 single cinnamon. Some shit like that. I have to see it. I'm gonna tell you if I've seen the same one. I don't know. I spoke cinnamon. Guess how I spoke cinnamon? I don't know how to spoke cinnamon. If we're being honest, that's the hardest word to smell. I had to guess how you spelled it. It'd be C-I-N-A-M-O-N. No. Send them on. No. Cinnamon and restaurant are the two hardest words. Role restaurant gives me a loop every time. I'm not even going to. Oh my god. The word definitely. The word definitely. I struggle with definitely more than any other word ever. This is how I spoke cinnamon. C-I-N-E-M-O-N. Like, cinnamon? Like the cinnamon? Cinnamon? Yeah. And Denmark, friends of him, traditionally, the Thai unmarried people to a post or a chair and covering them in cinnamon. I mean, they're 25. Wow. So just. Oh my god. Oh, it's a **** ton of cinnamon. Oh man, that's a lot of **** cinnamon. Oh, I'm not. It's like industrial amounts of cinnamon. How much cinnamon? Please put that off the screen. Oh my god. Please put that on the screen for them. It is so. Bro, but do you know, like, are you not hearing what I mean? Like, that would have happened to you. If we, if we, everything, our life is the same, but we were in Denmark. You, you were, you were having fun. You had some girl friends, but you weren't like tied down. You better your hope I drown in that cinnamon because when I get untied, you're dead. Are you kidding me? Oh, bullsh*t. Bullsh*t. But the best, like a Frank, the best part is you're saying that to me dog. It would have been your mom. It would have been your dad pressed in. 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If you have it, you can watch a full episode of Sarah and Liv and they tell stories. But you know how I had that stint of the podcast where I was strictly talking about movie theaters and like all the sh*t that was making me think of movie theaters and like all the intricacies that doesn't make sense. Yes. I'm on that vibe with cruise ships now. Oh god. We talked about the other week how they float and how they move, right? It's insane. I kind of eat a better question about cruise ships. Okay. Where the hell do they build cruise ships? That's like I know that's a good question. I know it's probably a question people have asked on the internet before but I've never heard it and I've never like got taught how. Like how do you build a cruise ship that's 120,000 pounds, right? 120,000 tons. Yeah, I think that's what it's said. 120,000. 120,000 tons. Where do you build that? So okay, I don't know the answer. Yes. I would say my guess is the ocean. I don't think it's on the ocean. It has to be on the ocean. No, it doesn't. It's going to be in a, I mean a ridiculous ludicrous size like hanger that is like in a port or right next to water. Okay, so you build, you build basically a skyscraper inside of a horizontal, horizontal skyscraper inside of a hanger. How does that get to the ocean? Well, you put it on a, you pitch it to an F-150? No, they have it on a big. Okay, now hear me out and we can, we can, we can workshop this. My mind went straight to huge hanger next to water. Some massive thing of like conveyor belt. Not like, and it just drops down into the ocean. I think of like an actual belt. I'm talking about huge metal things just roll over each other, which we're saying. And then, and that, that has to be it. So and then it just rolls nose, nose dives deep into the ocean like this. Maybe nope. I think last time we saw that in a cruise ship, which is called Titanic, huh? Okay, from the side, from the side. I love the side. Oh, dude, magical. I mean, I don't get it enough. I'd go right here. Side drops in. It drops in for the side. So it goes last time a thing went from the side. A cruise ship went to the side. It was, there's a documentary about it. We lost some souls. Okay, not like that. It doesn't make sense. So look, imagine it's being built two months years ago by boom. It's amazing. It's so much. It's so ready for for so much fun. And then this, whatever this mechanism, that mechanism, that mechanism. right? It gets nice, it's ready to work. It's so ready. And then, and then there's some, there's something over here that goes like this and the ship goes. That best guess. I don't know. I mean, you're beautiful, strange mind. How do you think? My mind is like, we have like, we have like this floating thing in the ocean, right? And we build on top of it. And then like, we let it go. Look, we pulled the rug from under the cruise ship. That's the only way like we build it on the ocean because it's 120,000 pounds. First of all, how are we getting casino shit on there? Like, how are we doing all that? How are we getting plates on there? I'm going to, I'm going to respectfully cease your speaking. You think there's 120,000 tons, 120,000 tons. And you think we're doing a dinner trick with something that we built it on. In your own words, a skyscraper on the water. And you think we're going, and just whipping it out. And it's sitting there blissfully. Only thing that makes sense, bro. In the comments, but I'm conveyor belt, slowly descending into water, because the buoyancy in the, in the leverage like felps, you said we're hitting a napkin trick. So if I'm sliding, right, say this is the ocean right here, right? Say it's the ocean. I'm never be that close. And I'm sliding. I'm sliding. I'm going to actually tip this away. Hey, yeah, maybe if there's like couch arm, you back, this is a flat surface that then slowly goes to its side. So the whole, our whole, I don't understand what you're saying. Oh, dude, I don't, I don't understand. Can I be honest with you? Say that, I feel like you don't want to understand it. I don't, thank you. Thank you, board. You to say, well, you started teaching me, you bored, bro. I like, like, I want to raise the question because it's a good question. Okay. I have a question for you. Okay. This is a curated, would you rather? Okay. Oh, yeah. I love it. Luckily for paid and hard. I, I, I simply thought of this for you because both will make you itch. Now, very simple. Would you rather get publicly punched, publicly punched, once a quarter? Well, how much is a quarter? How many times a week is that? Every three months. So for one year, every quarter, you get publicly punched, you cannot do anything about it. If someone else records it, they record it. If someone sees you, just take a hit, you can't retaliate, you can't fight back. He's getting angry. Where do they punch me? It's up to them. Oh, I don't like that. I'm talking, very public. I'm talking, you're in the mall with Sarah, because I got some sauce spots that are okay. So much goes right in the gut, right in the face. You can't do none of that. Oh, they don't give me a count. Oh, oh, you don't have to get stole. Okay. You can stole off and you can't do about it. Okay. What's the other option? That's a quarter or for that same year, every single conversation you have less for 10 minutes. Now that doesn't seem to seem too bad. Think about every fan interaction we have. That's not bad. Think about every. You've got to raise that time up for it to be harder. Tim, I'll do that easy. Peyton, I'm going to do one simple math for you. I'm going to do one simple study for you. Okay. Let's say you and me go to a mall. Would you say it's crazy and so just such an outlier for us to take 30 pictures, 30 interactions. Yeah, that's normal. Okay. So those same 30 interactions, that'd be five hours of talking. One trip to the mall. And that's if I get in a conversation. No, no, I could ignore these people, right? No, no, no, that's the beauty of it. Just how you can't retaliate, you can't do whatever. If you, if someone goes, oh, my gosh, you're going to have a picture and you go, yeah, of course, it is 10 minutes of conversating. That would suck, but I definitely take that 100 percent. You would take that. You're a better man, dude. Honestly, God, you have, I have pride in your, or you have no pride issues whatsoever. You are a better man. I'm not getting stole off. I was going to hurt my physical being. I, my one so quarter, if I looked like you, yeah, I would get hit in the face all the time because not much will change. You're out of your, oh, that's so much better than this. That's so much better. No, it is, dude. I would get punched. I would take the punching like that. I live a normal life. And one time every three months, you get punched. Be of kids, dude. If you get stole off on in front of your kids, you got to give them away. They're, like, you can't get punched. They're young. They're too young. You're never going to be able to discipline them. I'm not going to go like this. Liv starts crying. What the? My boys start crying. Let's go, hey, hey, hey. This is the lesson, man. Love thy neighbor. Love thy neighbor. And you don't want to love thy neighbor to talk to your neighbor. It's not that, that it's a logistics thing. You know how my brain works? Let's just go to the mall. Okay. Any, but a whole year, any, any single setting where a conversation can present itself is 10 minutes long. I could have a 10-minute conversation. But what about? Easily right now. Okay. I, I don't disagree. You can easily have a 10-minute conversation. And then the second you leave that person and someone else goes, hey, man, are you paying hard and then that's 10 minutes? I ignore them. And then that's the caveat. That's the beauty. You'd have to eat. Okay. So then which is worse? You start ignoring every single person that tries to talk to you. Is that not bad? No. Is that not bad in the public eyes? I don't want to get punched or talk to you. Which is, so I'm going to be an toe and ignore you. Like I understand, it's not just me wanting to be an asshole. Like it's either I get hit or I talk to you and you're stinking breath for 10 minutes. I'm not doing it. Oh, dude, you're better. Punch me. Punch me. Well, would you rather get punched once a quarter? You can't do anything about it or every conversation you have for the next 10 minutes. You should have made that time longer like an hour. Then that's actually you have to think about that. You actually have to think about that an hour an hour. So you okay? Yeah. Thanks, buddy. And I'm saying you got to make it more hard. 10 minutes. I'll do it every day. Okay. An hour. Would you rather get punched randomly once a quarter? You can't do anything about it. And it's publicly allowed to people are seeing it. Can I double it and pass it to Sarah? She'll take one for the team. I'd be like, babe, he's coming. She's like, no, my hair's footsteps. Please, Sarah. She goes, this jumps in front of it. It's like this. No, I wouldn't do that an hour long. That is that is utter nonsense. At that point, I swear to God. If they get hit my soft spot, yeah. If they get in my soft spot, for sure, for sure. Yeah. I got to I don't know what I should do right now. Should I transition? Should I give them the sneak peak of Patreon? Oh, you were talking about that. All right, guys, we, um, if you don't know, we are in Australia right now. So we're, we're, we're trekking through this jet lag, but blowing and going, a lot of y'all have it been over to our patron. And we want to give y'all a piece of a patron exclusive. Now our patron exclusive episodes are every single Wednesday. And it's with a full-wise K crew with interchange and guess. And the other week we talked about a wild house party we had. 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And earlier today just, I forgot what you was saying, but you're like, and I was like, oh, OK. But you all have a relationship, yeah, exactly. I think he has a prematurely touched me. Have you seen him prematurely touch people? No. Well, he acts good in running games. I would say I was prematurely touched in the scrotum and butt region from Robbie. But it made me instantly just open up more, though. Now, I'm not, I was not advised to do that to others. Don't do that. I'm saying he definitely rushed the agenda of the ball tap. Like, I mean, it is about four to fifth time watching UFC, CJ's house, we're all chilling. I will say it. And I got a nut sack tap. Yeah, I will say it. Boy, I'm in life, though. I mean, no, I said, no. Sack tabs were at a fuck. I. They were at a fuck. Everybody walks around that household, even women, with their crotch is covered, because you might get a tap. No, you couldn't turn a fucking corner in that house without being, I mean, woo, you got a head. Yeah, I've won. Let me further this conversation at what point of a relationship with your homie is it okay to nut tap. That's a beautiful question. Because you go on at a time here, we go, we think anytime, anytime, anytime is the right time. If I can't nut tap, you were probably not homies. Wow. No, I'm saying, like, no, knowing somebody, how long it's you knowing a guy that you're going to be going. Like, you were in nut tap Diego the first day you said, what's up, I'm going. So now you know, now what that in your mind? No, the first day. You should be able to, like, that's absolutely, if we, if we're cool, then we're chopping it. I probably wouldn't, but yeah, I want, if I can't, if I can't at least fuck you a little bit. Yeah, we're probably not homies. That's probably not it. No, no, no, I'll, I'll clear that up for you. You're not homies. This is the first time you've met Diego. That's cool. We'll make friends instantly. So you do, but I make friends instantly, and I can't argue that. I first time talking to somebody, well, I'll know your, I'll know your deepest desires of life. That's not true. You think, okay, wait, before you disagree with him, what is your gauge, when, when is the right time to not type of homie? And this and the conception is meeting the guy. Yes. Okay, so the first time I've met the guy, that might be how I meet you and greet you. Hi, boy. You know, fuck, you seem cool, and you're packing names Cody, four inches of Cody Robinson. He goes, oh, fuck, you're a show, aren't you? You're a show, boy. Nice to meet you. Where are you from? What's your deepest darkest desire? Okay, what's your timeframe for meeting someone? What's up, bro? I like John Jones, too, to now we're talking, hanging out, maybe we see each other a couple more settings. I'm not touching your genitalia, and I mean this wholeheartedly. I have yet to touch Dariel's, and I've known Dariel for over a year. Yes. I would say, we're hitting this shit off perfectly, I'm, it has to be at least a year. I cannot touch your, your, now right now if I've got up and touched Dariel's nutsack, now that it's a scene, it'd be weird, but if it was like the camera's cut, all right, boys, everybody drive safe. I don't think there's anything weird. I think it's good. I think it's loyal. I think we're good. A stranger, it has to, I mean the absolute quickest I would ever do that is like six to nine months. Okay. There's no way I'm touching your, on the fourth time we've hung out. Okay. So Dariel, what is your timeframe? Are you, I feel like Dariel's in the position of, I'm never touching my friends' nuts. Oh, there's, I've known people my whole life. Wait, hold on, what? Definitely that, I'm, I'm probably not doing that. Yeah. Most thing I'll touch is like a, or like, feed, you know what I'm saying, like, I'm tickling your feet. Yeah. I'll tickle somebody's feet though. I've never touched my homie's toes. I'm gonna let you know that. That might be stranger than a nut. I'm gonna, I'm gonna argue and say it is. Yeah. If you're, if you're, if you're, to go into tickling feet, I'm, I'm not gonna rub your feet either. Yeah. So wait, let me explain why are you, why are you going to the feet rather than the testicles? Oh my god. So it's like, I'm walking past you on the bed and then like, I just, oh, I'm gonna tell you what, I would think a lot of me, if we was at a, if we was at a sleepover, I swear to God, and you nut tapped me, I'm not thinking anything of it. If we're at a sleepover and you walk by and you tickle my feet, I'm leaving. I think you're trying to put it in my eye. I know, bro. There's no way I'm sticking around for that. Now can I also say now, can I also say you walk by you? Is it my feet going to be in ticklish as a girl, man? Can I see what you're, what you're, what you do when you tickle a foot, like what's your hand position? Wait, do it again? Oh, that's a lot of digit moving. One more time. Do you make a noise with it ever? No. So you're a silent scraper. Yeah. And now, have you nut tapped before? Mm-hmm. No. I do, I do personally because one, it's less violating, but also more effective. I do back to the hand. Of course. No, if you front hand, you're just grabbing. You got to hit in the gym. Yeah. You're going to somebody good to see. Yeah, never mind. I can't say what I was going to say. No, there's no way. It's got to be okay. What were you going to ask? I was going to say, is this wild saying that as two men approaching 30, you all both considered that a sleepover? I've not had a sleepover since I was 11. Now, I've stayed the night. I stayed the night at Payton's house on Thursday. What did I say? You slept over? No, no. I stayed the night. That was definitely a sleepover. That was a sleepover. I stayed the night. We got together. Like we were in high school, like junior high. It came. I was the only one that stayed. I'm the only one that stayed. Buddy, where's all our friends at? to bring anything? Oh my god. I said there is drinks here but I know you're new to the drink game if you have a specific beverage of choice you might want to go ahead and bring it but if not there's some beers and probably some whiskey. Dude he's like we're gonna watch music videos and we did. We did. We did. We did. It's all just so exciting to see. Oh you're fucking your room. Yeah. You talk about you talk about a palace for being inebriated. That is a with my galaxy. That is a magical room to have an inebriated night in. Thank you the hell out system. The comfy couch is so much room to just lay out and sprawl out all this carpeted. I mean God Jesus it's dark in there. So we had a great time. We had a great time and I will put this on wax right now. There's no better game to do with your homies than left right center. Like that. It was so fun bro. There's no I can and in fact at that moment Dariel a grown man Dariel that is very like you know he's a nice guy sweetheart but he's like exterior. He's a hard dude. Like he can hold his own. You wouldn't want to fuck with him type of guy. That fucking one and left right center. Dariel said yes. He didn't need shark dog. The angle rolled that bitch was out all of Dariel had to do was get a dog. He got that dog. He said all for 24 dollars. No. No. Oh my god. And one of the most I know okay especially when I'm in that mindset when something funny happens and then I delivered to everyone else. It's very funny because like I'm like almost it's like a spidey sense like I'm so out of it but certain things I'm so locked in. It's like moments that other people didn't see because y'all have your own conversations. So there's multiple of those are really funny. Do my favorite was from Dariel. Dariel was also knee brave. He was trying to pass the dice to Ryan dog. Standing still like you would have thought we just ran a mile. Yeah. We're standing still like his feet are planted. Dariel like tripped over himself. He literally says he go right. It's your turn. The dice fell off the fucking island. And no like I almost fell back because I felt like I was calling him out because everyone else was like talking like care. I was talking to Diego Pierce just sitting there. You were talking to fuck Jesus. You were talking and I was so just like locked in that moment. I started crying laughing. It was hilarious. He was just standing straight up. You're right. He fell through the dice. That's so funny man. That night dude y'all can't tell me we don't do that more. No, you're brain. You're brain. You're brain. You're brain. But I'm saying when's the last time that we wait on you to say it? I know when's the last time that you like y'all have done something like that just in the house not going out afterwards that many people. No, not that many people. That's what I'm saying. That's fun, bro. But the reason it was that many people is because you were there. Oh, yeah. I know. I know. Oh, yeah. We need to do that more like that. Well, let's do on you. It's what we're trying to say. Yeah. I will. Once you make the call, I promise you that many people and more will come. Bro, yeah. I think it's so funny. Just those moments like that one with you and you were like so sincere because I said, where'd Ryan go? Oh, you're like, you're you're crossed at this point. I mean, you're feeling really it's genuine like all the article. Where'd Ryan go? And somebody goes, I think you want to take a shit and then I put it was what you go. No. What's the like? What the. I don't know. I literally turned into like a pirate. You get weird, bro. You get weird. Wait. Wait. Where's Ryan? Yeah. I think it's taking. No. You can eat. What was it for? Yeah. He's eating me. We have five years. Warm, amazing smelling pizzas and some of that. That's all weight. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. He was eating your brains in my head. And so you saw him. I literally was like, you keep trying to get everybody else to eat. So you could eat. Yeah, bro. And I already started. I had two slices. And then he literally goes, Pee, what the fuck? He's like, what? He goes, dude, you didn't say we're eating. I literally, I guess in my mind, I thought that was like a Thanksgiving type thing. Like we're all going to start the assembly lines. Like, bro, there's no women here. I saw you got your pizza. I was fuck ticked. I was like, bro, I was like, what the fuck? I've been waiting for 10 minutes. And he just took his state. I was like, can I go eat? Yeah. There's no women here. We don't have to be polite. Yeah. I was. I was. I was thrown when I saw you that pizza. I was like, what do you mean that pizza was so bad? It was in the rain and out of your mind or stone cold. So that batch of tomatoes. It's because in it and it came from. Oh my god. I asked him six times before we left. I said, CJ, I know. I am not like 100% here. Yeah. Why the, when we put in a delivery pizza order, if we're going to go pick it up, CJ's like, dude, I swear to God. That's what Peyton told me. He said to pick it up on the way back to the house. Why do you think we're leaving before them? I said, so we can get to the house. It's already going to be. So we had it delivered somewhere to pick it up. The order was set for delivery for Peyton's house. Yes, it was. No, it wasn't. That's why. CJ, the dude in the window said, oh, yeah, your order's not ready yet. We're going to have to make that for you. They were going to deliver it. Exactly. So as I'm saying, due to the fuck, because we pulled up, it made it taste 10 times better. They literally like holy fuck. This must be delivery. But they're here right now. We got to make their shit. So when I tell you, they like right then and there. They made the cheese bread in the five pizzas. It was boiling hot. But by the time bro, to the time by the time we got to the house, though, I didn't even get to try that. Oh, bro, you didn't like, I just paid anything. I was like, why is it Robby eating this? No, because he was fast. I had a blood test. Yeah, he's fast. He said that. Oh, no, because I got to stuff. I literally said, bro, I said drinking or not. I said, Robby, that pizza is great. He was like, I can't bro. I got it. I'm fasting for the morning. And I was like, bro, literally the people there that didn't drink were like, this pizza is phenomenal. It was so good. And there he goes. So then we went to the to the sun room to smoke cigars. Like great way to end a boy's night. Right? You're smoking cigars. You're you're you're little drunk or whatever. Yeah, it's good. But I'm not going to lie. I was fucking hissing when I got home. I close my leg. Yes, dude. My will make your clothes. Oh, yeah, sorry. Continue. Oh, it's a bit. Yeah. So we're hope. And I guess this was Dario's first. I mean, it's a guard, which I didn't know because he does hookah. Like, yeah, he knows what I didn't even see this part. I think I was playing C.J. I look home. This one. Dario's like a boy. He goes, oh, you're telling me it was probably he goes. He goes, he goes, man, he's supposed to get a bus off. I said, yeah, bro, just in your gums. And you're like, you push it out, he goes, you're not nailing. That's hitting me hard. I was like, are they doing this? Are they hitting this? He was like halfway through his. I'm like, he should be fucking. Dario said there's a. Yeah. The other cam was like, yeah, I'm seeing him taking like a champ just like, you know, like like a real man over there on his chest. I'm like, what do you mean? I just didn't like I'm supposed to. Yeah. No, that's my first time. Yeah. You've faced half scar and it's crazy. That's crazy. I can't imagine that's why I didn't went to watch music videos. You cannot tell me. First off, cam so funny. First off, I don't have time. How much you actually watched cam yours. I have so many photos of you. No, I know. No, no, I know. It got weird at one point. The other cam, Cam Russell was sitting right next to me in my, for whatever reason, the way my body was positioned, my dozing off pattern was just from about shoulder line up, just heavy lean to the left. So I'd say you're not going to be watching. I was like, and I was going, he was like, I felt bad because every time he was like this, he's like, he stays to like slump. And then one time I literally woke up and I was like, I was like, I'm sorry, bro. Like I was looking and I came back and I was like, he was pro. You were, you were nodding. You'd be like this. You'd be like, you're, you're grooving. Yeah. And you'd still like, you'd be like, yeah, you know, no, no, you go like this. And wake up right back in time. Dog, that was, but that's also obviously the, the, the vices help with that feeling. Of course, it was, it was genuinely the fact that it was like one 30 in the morning. I go to sleep at like 10 30. Once, once it hit 11, Cam was fighting. I was so cold. So it hits 11 o'clock. I'm like, I left, I left first. And I was like, Cam good. Yeah. Yeah. I was a little tired. I said, you can go to bed. Like it's not all flimits, but it was boys. You're like, no, I can't do it, man. We, we should do like a bi monthly breath. Bro, we should schedule it, put it in our, that's so fun. All right, guys, that was a part of our Patreon exclusive. You want to see another episode every single week. It is over on our Patreon, patreon.com. So you should know podcasts or click the link in the description completely. I had free, completely un-sensored playing music, the whole gang, absolutely wild. And we have more stuff over there like quality episodes, live streams, like five or six different shows. You're, it's like a Netflix for you should know podcasts. So, and you should know studios. 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