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Se on paikallista, että se on paikallista. Se on paikallista. Oh, dude, stop that. You're making me real mad. What, you have acid refluss? I know we went. That's what babies do. Babies don't know anything, but they know that. Every time? That's what they do. You know. But every time I do something that I've been doing for 27 years, I'm a grown man, you go, dude, my baby does that. That's not true. That's so funny. My baby does what you're doing right now. I'm a dad. What is that? It's my third day out here. My baby does what you're doing. No, that is not. I don't even say that. I said this. I don't argue this the first time I said that. Oh, I guess the first time I said that. Oh, that's the first time I've said that. What else do you do that I'm like, oh, dude, my island does that. You know, I can remember last week I threw up in my mouth and you're like, "You know that sound, my island is. " You're like a baby penguin. You're doing baby activities. And then you're getting mad that I compared to my new baby. What is some baby stuff that I do? One, that's the biggest vomiting in your own that dude. I have to. That is beyond gross, by the way. Yeah. As an adult, let it go. Get it out. No. You audibly went, "Oh no, there's a chunk in there too." Oh no, it hits the back of my teeth and I catch it and I swish it around a little bit to see what kind of. Yeah, I'm sorry. I know some people are eating. Oh my God. Speaking of disgusting. If you see me itching my legs a lot right now, I'm itching my legs a ton. And there's a reason that CJ's not here. Loose jeans are. No. I'm having my house inspected right now for bedbucks and turnmites. Dude, I look like I am. There's no. No, there's no. Oh my God, there's a here. Boom, but here, get on that shot. Boom, right there. Back up, right there. Dude, there's one right here. I have to be real careful with that one. God, you go, that could be a bite or a doctor's visit. That's something that shouldn't be there. I have like eight bugbikes, I'm. Hey, what's up, man? I have eight bugbikes on my legs right now. Dude, I woke up with them. The reason I laughed is because, guys, he's been talking about this for like two to three days. Yeah. Yesterday, he was like, dude, I just. I don't know what it is, man. Are you itching? I'm itching. You itching? I'm like, no, I'm good, bro. You are you? It's like, I don't know. The fact they got bad enough to where you sent. Termite inspected. Termites don't bite humans. Oh. Termite inspectors to your home. Flea and bugbed beds. Bedbugs. Flea and bedbugs. Bedbugs. Flea and if you have bedbugs in your house, you can A, never talk about my home again. It's not my fault. B. It's not my fault. It's because Sarah brings that dirty dog in that bed. No, Benny gives. Benny gives, like, he keeps a couple critters in his back. And it might be CJ. Because CJ doesn't leave that room for about six days. Yeah. He's in there feeding them. Oh, the larva. The larvae. Larvester. And then he comes out to go get pizza. Yeah, we know what you do with that crust. So currently, right now, there's bedbugs inspectors at my house. So if you see me looking over at my phone, it's because I'm going to get my results. What do you. Okay, what do you do? You devil's advocate. What do you do? Single day. I'm so sorry. We're going to have to house you in a hotel. You have a mass infestation. Yeah. What would you do? Same thing I did last night. I slept in a hotel. What? I stayed right down the street. I stayed right there. No, you didn't. I swear to you. So I was here so early. You stayed in a hotel, I said. Yeah, I finished the game. After I was done the game, I drove downtown Dallas and I got a hotel room. $341 a night. Expensive hotel. You're so bored. You're so bored. Oh my God. Serities to come back. This man. Yeah, I got to say. You have a house that can. That can have a. The habitat. Habitat? Can have a day. House. 12 people at once. Yes. And you said. No girlfriend in one bug. I'm going to the hotel. Like, you already. He's way too bored. No, I think most people would agree with me. He grossed me out too much. I was like, I don't know what's going on in here. I don't know where they're at. I feel like they're crawling in me on me everywhere, so I'm going to a hotel. You understand, you are. You are. Like, I'm talking exponentially, more likely to get bed bugs at a hotel than in your own home. No. Not the hotel, last year. Yes, you are. Hotel bed bugs is like a thing. No. Yeah, it is. It is a. That's why people. Okay, first off, I don't agree with this people. With this. Was it Kilt Kent? What is that word you used to say? It was like a group of people. Cult. Not a cult. I won't say. It doesn't matter. Cut from this. It's like a cloth. No, but a ilk. I don't know an ilk. I'd not agree with the ilk of this people. If you go to a hotel and you're bringing hand sanitizer, your own sheets, your own blankets, your own wipes and all this stuff and you're doing all that. Just get a job at the hotel. Because why are you doing that? The whole point of a hotel is to go and stay somewhere for hopefully a night, maybe two, maybe three, and then you leave. You're not bustin' down cleanin' like you're a cleaning lady at a hotel. Well, I can't trust that they cleaned it enough and if you don't, you're at the wrong spot. Okay, doesn't that kind of go against what you just said? No, I mean, for this sake of the bedbugs, but no, no, no. You're more likely to get bedbugs. I've never pulled out a chloroxid hotel. I've never done one. So you're saying it's crazy to escape bedbugs? I went to a bedbug ridden place. That's crazy. Yes, that's the crazy part. That's like, I don't want STDs. I'm gonna get out. Let's go to Harry Hines. Pick up a couple. No, that's what you did. You said, "One bug here. Let's go to a place that literally is known for bugs." That's stupid. Oh, my God, dude, no, I have something for you. You said speaking of disgusting. Okay, yesterday we were at the studio, and the words we left, it went to Walmart, right? Do you remember the snack I got? Yeah, you came out like a granny snack. Okay, I got a, so at Walmart, they had that little section. It was like a little deli cup. It had some Monterey Jack cheese and some hard cured salami. I said, "Ooh, yum." So I grabbed that. Do you remember how you told me not to eat that? Yeah, I threw up twice when I got down. Really? I told you, it didn't look good, dude. It didn't look right. I was eating it. It was so good in the moment. I kid you not. I get to the end of the ride. I was like, "Ooh." I said, "Wow." I said, "I guess there wasn't enough calories." Oh, God. And I literally get inside. I'm like, "Hey, babe. Oh, hey, Mallokai, everything." I was like, "I think I go to bathroom with you." I was like, "Holy, wow is hiding here." She was like, "I have it at 67." I said, "This isn't good." And I went in the bathroom. And I set to poop. And I was like, "Woo." I'm like getting flustered. And I was like, "Oh, wow. No, I'm going to vomit." He was like, "Rongor, I'm going to vomit." This is not, this is coming up. It should be going down. Oh. Oh. Wide out still. Completely out. And I went, "Rrrr!" And I finally threw up. And I literally stood and I was like, "Pain is right." Yeah. It was right. I was just, dude, it was bad. Dude, thank God. It was like, it was so weird because the only time in my life, I'm a very bad vomiter. You know what I'm bad vomiter. Me too. The only time that I'm even close to a respectable throw-up is a pukeen rally. If I'm blitzed off my, I can throw him to my, dude, where's the next spot? Exactly. But if it's a genuine throw-up- Sick is a sick-y throw-y. We don't have a toy for hours. We're not good with it. That was the only time it was, it got out of me and I was good. I think it's because of the quickness of it. And it was the amount of food. It was literally this much cheese and soft. It's like 230 calories of Salami. Dude, I think it's Salami. I'm not a Salami guy and I don't know why I got that. To Salami makes me feel weird. Salami makes me feel illegal. Dude, it's not of us. Salami, I feel like the only people that should eat Salami are like six-year-old Italians in New York. O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o -
- The guy from Wisconsin asking for salami. - Wisconsin gives salami, in my opinion. - A little bit, I'm not gonna lie. - I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. - They got a lot of cheese, you definitely know they got to the meat. - It's a salami steak. - A place it's not Florida. - Oh, you can't be in Florida asking for salami. - They don't have salami in Florida. California. - No shit. - Shit, but we do. - I think salami is a melting pot of what? - Everything. - That's what they're like. - Oh, dude, Texas is a melting pot of everything. - It depends on what part Texas you're in. - Oh, oh, heavily depends on it. - What I'm saying, in the major cities, even just in the confines of the state of Texas, there's like nothing you can't find. There's nothing you can't find. - I don't really wanna keep talking about salami because you reminded me of Texas, 'cause I drove through Texas today. - No, I didn't. - No, you didn't. - No, you didn't. - I drove through Texas. - You drove a block, apparently. - Yeah. - I drove through Texas this weekend because I went back home to Austin, Texas. - There you go. - And thank you to everybody that came to the meat and greet. Fantastic, I got to say hi to y'all through the phone while I was driving on a highway. But, you know, at least I got to say hi. - Yeah, I held an impromptu meat and greet because I was, you know, promoting the tour and selling tickets in Austin, Texas for show June 25th and the tickets are in cell right now, all the shows. But I was in Austin, Texas, my hometown, and I posted on my story that, hey, meet me at this location. I'm gonna be at this location. At this certain time. - What a decent turnout. - Really good turnout. - Good turnout. - If guy got a tattoo of me and K-Rob, half of that's definitely gonna be a mistake. - No, you'd nigh. - Nah, you didn't tell me that part. - Oh yeah, this guy's really cool white kid. He came up, dapped me up, really sick and he goes, "Hey, man, sign my knee." I was like, "Have all spots your knee, man?" So I get under his knee, I sign it, and I'm really bad with giving people tattoos of my name. 'Cause I always overshoot the size of my penmanship. - Oh yeah. - Oh no, they'll walk out of the tribal half sleeve, and all says, "PSH8", it's like 12 inches long. I'm like, "Oh, you're ruined, you are ruined." - It's like the first store, I remember, I gave somebody a tattoo, he was like, "Sime arm." And I took it up from like wrist to a wieness. Like I took it up everything. - I mean, could you imagine? - He got it too. - Nah, I'm not gonna say that 'cause it's giving rude from my part, but I'm like, "I wouldn't do that." - Oh, you don't love me enough. - Don't. - See, that's crazy. You wouldn't get a tattoo of me. Dude, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You might, you're a tattoo guy, I'm not doing it. - Ever? - I would never get you tattooed on me. - Why him? - Hey, that's strange. - No, it's not. - I don't have my wife, I don't have my children, I don't have my grandparents or my parents. - What is that mean? - I'm not gonna have you! - Okay, 'cause in my mind, I'm still above. So I like, that doesn't like make me feel-- - So you're above, you're above Mike for my skin? - Probably. - He made me half of you. - Yeah, and the least is the other half. - Just the way you're, but that's like-- - Yeah, but you and Mike's relationship isn't like that, though. - No, I'm not saying you don't have a good relationship with your dad, I'm saying we have a different relationship where tattoos wouldn't be weird. - Dude, I'm not getting you inked on me for eternity. I would die with you on me. - That's, what's wrong with that? - Just put a little pocket picture of you in my suit. - It might not your best friend. - Yes! - Do you not love me? - Yes, heavily. - Unconditionally. - Yeah, well, yes, I do, yes. - Okay, and so, if I'm saying, hey, bro, I'm gonna get a tattoo of you. I come up to you one day, I go, "Kam, I'm getting a tattoo of you, bro." - Yeah. - I'm like, dude, that's, I mean, are you sure? I live like this, you really want to. - Yes. - Dude, I love you, you know, you changed my life, bro. You really believed in me, and for that, I deserve a permanent spot on my body. - I go, well, it deserves an interesting word, because, you know, it really is your choice. You don't have to. You really don't have to push the pin on that one. - And then I go, "Kam, I was singing of getting a symbol, and then you can get the matching, like, I get a C, you get a P." - Oh, oh, wait, Malachi, where is he? He's being ruckus, he's asleep. - Oh, my land? - No, I'm not asleep, dude. - Oh, live, don't argue with me. Don't argue with me right now, live argue with me. I live argue with me. - No, I can't. - Okay, say, God forbid, I die too young, right? - Yeah. - Surprisingly, you'd miss me, right? - Yes, I'd miss you a lot, I would miss you a ton. - Would I get a day that goes by? - And I'm like, and then you're like, "How can I commemorate paying the best?" You would still not get a tattoo with me? - I'd be like a portrait, right about the fireplace. - Why do I still feel like you wouldn't put a picture in your house? - Oh, a pit, now a picture sees, I can take it down, I've started to cry. - I can take it down if it's crooked, it's not permanent. I am allergic to things that are permanent. Like, I don't want permanency. - I don't know, you got married. - Well, that's my bride, that's my bottom. I love her to death. - And I'm not? - Yes, you are, but I don't put my penis in you! - Just anymore? No, dude, I can't. I don't know what it is, I would never get you tattooed. I love you, there's no point trying to convince me. I would never get you tattooed. There's eight people I've considered can tattooed on me. All of them, I don't talk to any more. That's just the difference with me. I feel like, "Oh, whoa, oh my god, you just opened up a new can." - What? - There's now, okay, even though I'm saying you've got to literally never get your face symbol, anything that resembles you on my skin. There's eight people that you thought about getting added on you before me. - You know the first kind of stuff. - You know the first person ever? - Who? - Cooper Togo. - I was gonna get like a, I was gonna get a, "No, no, no, you're breaking code right now." - I was gonna get a Cooper tattoo. I don't remember what it was gonna be, probably a long one or something. I don't know, or the Republican party. Black, or something, I don't know. - Just the red elephant. - And then there's a guy named-- - Shut up, shut up. - You were gonna get another white male friend. - Yeah. - Yatted before Moa. - He was the original you. We did YouTube together, too. - Oh, you didn't do it like this, Cooper Toggy. Oh, you didn't get this, Toggy. You did not get this, boy. I got his-- - You know, he texts me throwing shots at you sometimes, like I haven't talked to him like four years, and then he'll be like-- - Dude, run the f**k, babe, coupe. - And then he'll be like, he'll be like, "Hey, if Cam needs a CPA, "because he's a CPA now." - Oh. - 'Cause like if Cam needs a CPA, let me know 'cause I'm sure he doesn't know what he's doing. - Oh, that's cool, Cooper. - Anyway, I appreciate the listen. (laughs) I'll open my white f**king fight over it. (clapping) - Make these white f**ks fight. - No, there's no way, okay, who else? Cooper's got that crazy pull. Cooper, love you, hope you do a good, never met you, still love you, though. - This is really embarrassing the second one, 'cause we still follow each other on Instagram. His name is Kishon. - These aren't even women, bro. - You're getting your friends tattooed on you. - I'm a good friend, I'm a loyal guy. - That is not a good friend, I'm a great friend of you. If you got in a fight or someone with some life or death, that'd be their heartbeat. - Yeah, you'd try to break it up before you fought. - I'm not getting Kishon tatted on me. I'm not gonna get a f**king tattoo of tank on my arm. - It's gonna be a key. Like I was gonna get a key, 'cause he caught 'em key. - Oh, dude, no! That's another thing. You're not, you're not as real as you think. - Why? - 'Cause you'd get his face or his name. - You're putting your. - You're cheating the system. - How so? - You're a cheating double dip in two step in broad. - How? - For Kishon, I'm gonna get a key. - For Cooper, I'm gonna get a longhorn. - For Cam, I get a symbol. You don't love us like you say. Oh my God, we caught 'em. You don't love us like you say you do. You're getting, that's no different than me having your picture up above the fireplace. - Okay, so okay. - I don't like you anymore, or maybe he was mean. Oh, pick it down. - You fall out with Cooper Tuggle? - Dude, longhorn, I'm from Austin. - You fall out with Kishon, dude. It's a key to your soul, open your chakra. You fall out with me, whatever that symbol is, dude. It's the harmonical tree of life, man. - So you wouldn't get a symbol of me? If I'm getting it, if I get a Livia tattoo on me, it's gonna say a Livia. If I get a sun set, it's gonna say live. - Is it okay? - 'Cause LIV, 'cause if something ever happens, I can throw an E and then finish the sentence. Live your truth. - And there we go, I'm free. - You have a Livia truth tattoo, Cam? - That's pretty yeah. - Ooh. - I don't live your story of life. - Or my kids, I'd get my kids name. - That's true. - They're my kids forever. - Yeah. - If I'm getting you tatted, I'm saying Peyton. - Or it's you. - Yeah. - Or YSK. - Or PSA. - So you said you were gonna get a YSK tattoo. - Dude, now I'm afraid. - All right, I'm afraid, and the more I think, I don't want it. 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dark road maybe I hope let's not make it dark but it is a weird so I was in Nashville for came browns bar opening I talked about this last week but I forgot to bring this up I saw the weirdest thing in downtown Nashville that's a plate if you're gonna see some weird it's Nashville so if you're ever on Broadway they have these like buses that go through the city like go through the street like the tour buses yeah they have these buses that go I'm in a problem they have these buses that go down Broadway but the buses are like party buses and they're like half cut off so they're open yeah yeah everyone's drinking and talking drinking talking twerking like it's like a party bus that everybody drives by they go yeah like it is I turn up nasty sinful environment oh my god it is yeah so I was watching this bus drive by and I was like oh wow that lady I mean she's grot she was dancing like you she was like I would like to see that place and they're playing art Kelly so I was like what's going on it's like I don't see nothing wrong and I was like I see a lot wrong right there so much wrong so much wrong yeah it's like this 450 pounder like dance in our Kelly should have liked that she's gonna transmission on that top see that's a joke that's a joke and that's a sensitive community that is but where was the poll was the poll right there was no poll it was an open bus she was just like in the mess she had a great base I sure she did it take Brian or like a knock her off her pivot it's a comedy podcast man do not do not get offended all back running through the ain't got to get her off her feet she'd be like I'm learning sorry sorry I'm learning because the comments say stop stop derailing cam when he's trying to make an sensitive joke so you got to deal with these consequences that's fun that's fun but anyway so there is this girl she was dancing on the bus to our Kelly in the middle of national I said playing our Kelly in general and then out loud and then in Nashville come on on a moving bus yeah I was like what the fuck is going on the bus drives past me and I keep looking at it because this is astonishing as it drives past me I see the back of the bus on the back of the bus there was a mural there was a mural of a fallen Marine I said there's no way his family agreed to that it's not the freedom he fought for 450 pound our Kelly dancers god bless his soul he did not perish for that I swear to god he did not I mean I'm I can bet my he did not die thinking oh dude that's what they're going to do for me he probably thought maybe a maybe a recreational center for the kids maybe a training course for the youth maybe heavy investments in the ROTC let's give him a big broad I said I said Sarah was with me I literally look at I said there's no way man and it had his dates on it too like oh my god it's his burst here to like his the seat is transition here and you know I have a close family friend that use a marine and he passed away and so I know the pain that comes with that like it's a real pain yeah I would be if I'm in the natural and I look at the bus and I see my friend Michael on the back of his bus and there's this broad dance and an art Kelly on it in the middle of the day oh my god it was the middle of the day it was like 2 p.m. I thought it was at least midnight she was drunk off it's 2 p.m. on the third day it just got raining oh my god oh you know it was a little human I was all that bus oh my god that bus Oh what was the rest of the bus like oh my god she couldn't be the only one what no there's like there's like 12 other girls on it but she was the only one dancing oh and she was in the middle oh my god you know it came I saw that bus like eight more times she was still dancing I was like she's standing up bro or she might be on retain it might like that might be it might it's her bus it's her brother on the back of the bus no okay that's too much that's too much oh that's not too much but if that's the truth then I mean we need we need a we need a 60 minutes interview with that family yeah if that was his dying wish someone a or Kelly party bus on Broadway yeah and a respect all our soldiers and our fallen soldiers oh that big respect but I think we should honor them better than the back of it like that's not how it should happen oh my god okay speaking of a respect thing one of the craziest things ever happened this past week okay so for the sake of protecting their identity I am not going to name the food establishment that I'm talking about it is also a place that was me so sorry it's also a place that you do not know you've never been there I'll tell you off camera because they don't deserve it okay but it was just I love shutting down businesses so I walk into this place that offers a food they sell food it's not like a restaurant okay when I say that it's like it's like I went into this place I don't know if you've heard of but they sell clothes oh is it a store they sell they sell food like there's ready to go food you can get hot food there like there's a grill it's like a this is the weirdest set up for a story but I went into a restaurant was it there we go okay I went into a restaurant and as I went in just to eat in the moment and as I'm in there they have a whole stand up they are trying for the first time ever protein donuts so I said oh dude right up my alley okay okay look fantastic yes and it's a free sample and I am a frugal fat so I said absolutely oh Cameron Kennedy middle names free sample oh my god Cameron free sample Kennedy yeah so I try it on over yeah super enthusiastic there's two women hey oh my god thank you for coming in today try our new protein donuts we're really trying to get community feedback to see if we want to put it in rotation I said oh my god I might not look like it but I love protein and I probably do look like it but I love donuts so they were like oh you're a perfect customer yeah okay so is it like and I asked I was one flavor what do we work with she goes yeah just one flavor right now so you can just pick any of them they're all the same and just tell us what you think I grabbed this donut dog I grabbed this donut though now the little glaze on top was smooth it was decent I like that I started biting into it and I want to preface it it's to be expected a protein based product right comparative to the original probably a little tougher right a little less dopamine hit yeah I mean it's a protein anything it's just you could tell it's like oh this is a weird version of what I like but you know it's good it's it's healthy I'm doing it right so now I didn't know this was practically gonna be an interview process like they wanted they didn't want feedback like at the end like they they were talking to me as I'm eating this mm-hmm so I take the donut there's a little donut hole don't on you're eating this in front of her in front of two people okay right in the flesh and they're literally going so how is it talk to us tell us what you're feeling tell us about it and I'm really like this I'm like and I can't I can't turn away I'm writing for them so I do this yeah I literally was like like I pretended I was on my phone and I was a and then I finally finally swallow it and she goes so what do you think like give us some feedback and I was like she was like it's pretty good right it's pretty good yeah just a little dry it's my throat and I could she's like it's pretty good right it's a little donut hole but it's protein it's good right I was like yeah just a little dry I said you have to have water she was like oh oh I felt so bad and in that moment I learned as a sign of respect don't ever don't ever take a sample in front of someone when they want immediate feedback first of all I have a I have a big thing on feedback regardless oh my god anytime a stranger is giving me something and once my feedback there's not a chance on earth I'm giving them negative feedback regardless of what it is I don't want to I literally I went to speak and I was like yeah like it was bad bro I sounded like venom what they say it was best she know the one going oh she was like oh and I was yeah you have that water literally was fighting for my like that's something that in the moment I was trying to be nice I couldn't hide it like you can't hide no I think people that give honest feedback of a bad product are are dangers to society I completely disagree I completely disagree if somebody is you're asking me for my feedback okay it's okay let me break this down let me let me set the we're I'm coming after you because you're a coward I'm coming after you if somebody is giving if somebody has a product and they're let me even make it more specific if a stranger comes up to you and ask you for feedback on their product their food whatever and you try it in front of them and then get if you give them negative feedback you're going to hell no you are not because that is the cheapest and most freeway to receive gin do you want your product to sell that's what I'd ask them yes I would eat that donut I'd go I would be like if I didn't say like venom I'd be like hey do you want this
on the shelves? They're like, yeah, what do you mean? I go, okay, you need to get back in the kitchen. You need to try different recipe. You lying to that. First off, I'm so glad to say like that. Stranger, you owe them nothing. No loyalty. You don't know them. You don't know their kids' family. No, you don't know the story. You know what I own. Complete stranger. You owe them honesty. I'm not decent. If a man walks up to you, if a dude walks up to you in the club, okay, picture this. Yeah, I'm in the club. You know, nothing about him. He walks up to you. He goes, hey, bro, I'm not even gonna lie. I'm really trying to get at this shorty over there. Can you tell me, do I stink, bro? I've been here for a minute. Do I seem like I'm about to go approach this girl? Do I stink? You smell him and he smells like a hundred percent. You're not going to look at him and be like, you got on Bacarot, don't you? You don't owe him anything. You want to be honest with people? They want honesty. They want their comments. They bought for it. They want honest feedback. If there's a person walking around it, if there's a person in the club walking up to strangers, asking them if they stink, they do not belong in public. I don't want to talk to that person. I'm saying whatever to get away from them. No, okay, but imagine he's cool as hell. I just don't cool person doing that. You can't be cool and go up to a stranger asking. He's honest. He doesn't go out too often. You're yourself. You're an adult. Dude, you get a nonsmick. You don't smell yourself sometimes. Dude, that's kind of like me too. I'll smell one time. It's like, oh, a little bit of an egg toward the end recording. I'm like, I smell like a. This is I smell like I smell like post. You know, Cam, like y'all, you all smell my tour tickets available right now. You should know studios.com. After the show, if you run into Cam, you're going to be like, oh, he just had to know I smell like I smell like boof. I smell like post room. I is that your. I know. No, it's like it. Maybe I got so much in me. It just comes out. You're leaking. But anyway, they. I'm just surprised. My kidney's like literally throbbing. What's going on? Where's my kidney throbbing? You're just. What's my kidney throbbing? I don't know. No, I'm not. We're, we're, we're, we're officially. Okay, let's land. Let's land this. People ask you, do they want to hear good? Yes. No, because whenever I ask somebody. Oh, no, you shut your mouth. When I ask somebody for feedback, just let's be. Don't be honest with me. Don't just be nice to me. That's what I'm asking for is nice. It's not honesty. Okay. If it's my best friends, like my close circle, then yes, you can be honest with me. If I'm going to strangers, I'm doing this because I'm trying to get a sale. Not because I can. I'm going to go back and fix anything. Exactly. How are you going to get a sale? If it's a product, don't you want to know? It's, no, I can convince you that you like it. No, you can't. No, you can't. Yeah. Oh, I can tell you don't work out much. It's what protein tastes like. Hey, hey, I can tell you're not in the kitchen because this is a dry. You, this is a cadavers that you put glaze on it. Oh, man. Well, I just disagree with you. There's no shot. Please, for the love of God in the comments of please in the comments. Tell me that you are on my side. There's no way. Oh, okay. I agree with you on the part of the friend. The friend you want pure honesty, but a friend also believe in your vision and they'll try to make it nice regardless. I don't owe you anything. So to look out for you for the better of life, I'm going to be honest. You asked me. There's a, there's an epidemic with strangers coming up to people in public. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Going back to Austin, Texas. So before I had the meet and greet, right? The improv to be great. I was walking around Austin, Texas, handing out flyers for our live show that's on June 25th. It's available right now. You should see it. So as I was walking around hanging out flyers for our live show because we're on tour, it was the middle of downtown. I was walking down the street and these two girls came up to me and stopped me. Now they had to land your zone. Ooh. I was like, I don't like public land. Yeah. You're either a convention or a school. Exactly. So they come up to me and they go, hey, too much energy. No. I don't like that. Stop now. Don't scream at me in public. I get scared. Right? I get scared and defensive. You go, I miss you. Go, what was that? Strike a poke. What are you doing? And so they come up to me. They're like, hey, and I go, what the fuck? I go, what's up guys? I thought they might have been fans or on our demographic. Okay. They go, hey, how do you feel about helping people? It's a broad question. And I go, I try to do it as much as I can. And they go, what about the youth? And I go, I don't really know many kids don't have too many youth people. And I was like, you know, if the opportunity presents itself, I like to try. Ooh. They go, glad you said that. Let's keep in mind, these two girls that are talking to me can't be above the age of 17 years old. Okay. They are children with lanyards in the middle of downtown, in the middle of downtown. I go, okay, what does that mean? What do you mean? And they're like, I'm glad you said that. How do you feel about adopting? The Usional Podcast. This episode of Usional Podcast is brought to you by Man's Cave. Today's video is in partnership with Man's Cave. The men's grooming brand trusted by over 13 million men worldwide. Guys, Father Day is coming up. And again, it's the same problem every year. What do you get your dad that he's actually going to use? Not something that it's going to end up in the drawer. You know, Cam's a dad. Now you can see it in the skin. 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[email protected] or if you needed today, you can also find Man's Cave.store near you onto the rest episode. You should know podcast. What? Adopting what puppies? I'm sure you're not talking about a human life. It's so not what I was expecting. How do you about adopting? I think adoption is important. I feel like we should get these. There's a very there's very great moments in an amazing audience. I said, yeah, I think it's adoption is important. We should get these kids in a good home. Do you know what I mean? There you go. I'm glad you said that. Now it's the second time you said that to me, man. The second time you will stop being glad. She goes, do you have any kids yourself? Watch your mouth. Because now you're starting to get into my personal business. All right. I start talking to me. All right. She goes, I go, um, no, she goes, what age are you around 32 to 34? Oh, oh god. Don't break your neck. All right. I will call you in the middle of the street. All right. Now you're really getting personal with me. Okay. What's your age range around 32 to 34? I go, whoop, not even close. Nope. And she goes, but you're around the age where you're starting to want kids, correct? And I go, who are you going to go back to science class? And I go, ah, nah, I'm really focused on myself. And she goes, well, since you said you like helping people, and you like helping kids, and you don't have any kids yourself, we're here for you to adopt. I'm like, you got me fucked up. And I go, whoa, whoa. I go, I do think adoption is important on the record. But I don't think I'm in the right spot. I'm not that guy. She looks at me and my eyes and goes, you don't know unless you try. Taken a kid for a trauma. Crazy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. This isn't a water slide. Oh, you don't know if you're afraid unless you do it. This is a human being. Yeah, I'm not taking a human life and see if I like it or my family in the spot. Yeah, this isn't a steady dealership where I can take a test drive. Yeah, I'll take it for seven days off. I don't like them. I drop them back off to you. Yeah, this is getting weird. And then it gets even weirder, bro. No way. I go, whoa, I go, I got to get more information on everything before I, you know, make a commitment. Oh, dude, you're already better than me. Good, what's your kids? Don't care. I would have been made easier for me. She goes, got you right here. She pulls out her phone and it's their website. Janky looking website. Janky. And she's scrolling through just a bunch of paragraphs of stuff. Like, I can't read that. Yeah. I'm like, I read words. I mean, I read better than Dariel, but I don't read that well. And so she's scrolling through words. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna have to look into it more. And she goes, wait, one second, these are your kids. Suddenly in the distance, a faint in the eye. What did the other girl pull? The other girl pulls out of both speaker. Nia doesn't I have a commercial. I'm like, it can't. She shows me just pictures of kids. I have it. And this sounds unreal because it's crazy. Yeah. I go, I go, I don't, I can't do this.
This isn't happening and I go I I go kid I'm not sure this is the right way to go about this. Yeah, and she goes she starts to talk to me and I go come to our show June 25 Austin text I hand her a flyer and I walk off And I realized why I never go back home to Austin, Texas like this is that was the craziest experience I've ever had I was insane No way you said hey No, this isn't gonna happen mine mind you here go here shows 25th. We'll see you there ACL live goodbye now bro put guilt Guilt tripping a human being into adoption is is a wicked Wicked business mom it's disgusting. It's like oh look at those brown eyes. She's like you know genuinely That one's he's still young. He's so cute. Look at my he needs a good home. You look like you have a good home Yeah, I'm like what the fucking stranger out the street with a flyer and they now like That is absolutely Like that first off the owner of that company. It's gonna help investigative. Yeah, 100 you have two 17-year-old girls doing your boots on ground now Their age I made up because it's so much spit just came out of my mouth But um they looked young. I don't know. I didn't get their ID, but they may be 19 20 some like that. They looked young Bro, I was like you you know and I was biting my tongue the whole time saying this I would have said in that moment what this is exactly how it would start the question again. You're the girl So from the beginning. Do you love what was it? Do you love helping people? Oh, yeah, man. I love helping people Yeah, what's up? Oh do you like uh, I don't remember what it's It's our kids. Oh, what about the youth? What about you do you like helping the youth? Oh youth is super important Yeah, I would say I like that. Oh, how do you feel about adoption? You know, it's not for me right now, and then she go I'm still you mind you she goes Well, do you have any kids? Yeah, do you have any kids? No say okay, so then why not adoption? Yeah, why not option? Okay, let me ask you question Do you have any kids? No, okay? Why not adoption? And she goes well, but that's not the point I go have a good one Dude, that's yeah, it's crazy. Oh my god, dude door to door. I mean door door people that is that is an industry I mean that's a street to street. Yeah, I don't want solar get out of my own. Yeah, and it's like do you have solar? Yeah, do you have it? Do you even have 18 teens right on my door 24 times a week? Yeah, you have it that that's that's that's like that's that's oh god This episode of you know pie guys brought to you by hymns ED guys is way more common than you think millions of guys deal with it at Some point and that's exactly why hymns offers a straight forward way to handle it Let's just rip off any of the uncomfy conversations. 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Himself latest works by the interest on to the rest of the episode One of the absolute It almost diabolical things happened to me this past week. Okay. Okay now this is a very bad the most interesting past two Ex this is what happens whenever we go away from each other for a while. We didn't have stories on stories It's ridiculous now this story is a Fair I'm gonna be vulnerable all right, so I am I am unbelievably horny Let's just start right there now, you know, that's the band-aid. I ripped the band-aid off your world looking at the wood As long as you said it because we know I'm gonna say there's proof you ever see like a like a like a like a dog heat. Yeah, it's just starts That's cam dude. He's like scary and there's an obvious reason my wife. No cam. We don't stop. I don't need to just say she's no No, okay, she's on a she's on a timer. She can't we can't have you know, okay? Okay? Okay? Here we go. So The other night knowing she's on this timer. We can't my horniness took over right and I am I'm pretty much sexy talking her I'm I'm laying I don't like this. I really don't want to hear this. Oh, no, but it made me think of something So I'm laying down next to her and I'm whispering sweet nothings and you know, it's Moves getting set right moods getting set. That's just really grossing me out. Yeah, and then all of a sudden I Hear my mother from the kitchen go Cameron And I said you're lying. I said you're lying. I said my pants were almost down and my mom's 20 feet away from me and My immediate thought as any human beings immediate thought should be what all did she hear? I go I was just talking like a dirty little Oh, oh, yeah, listen, oh in the way she said my name. I know she heard something she live it She said no it was a caution cautious cautious cautious call. I said Cameron. Oh cam. So I immediately thought I have what you rather for you? No, Kevin do not do this for me to me. Would you rather your mom dad and brother all? Hear you in the middle of sexy time sexy talk You're deepest darkness. Oh, no, you don't want to hear me. You know my sexy talk or yeah, no, it's bad or Your sexy talk a little part of it gets clipped and it is your ringtone For one week and your phone has to remain on loud. Oh, oh 100% it gets clipped to my ringtone because a lot of my Shot I have my parents here at once. No shot. No because my a lot of my sexy talks moaning You get a spam like this Yeah, no, I a lot of I talk in spurts but a lot of it's No, a week no your trip your trip. That's like it's a simple case simple case one time that's way more value way more Embarrassing or a week of constant know because if my parents heard everything I say they can't look me in the eye Like you know that you know that you know what I talk about Don't I talk reckless it would get to the point made like maybe in the beginning. Maybe it's some funny And then just like oh god. Oh god. We raise him. No, you see it. Oh, it gets you get what it's nasty. It's better primal But no, you know what take it out, but it's not true. Okay, but no, it gets to the point my sexy talk like after the act I'll get in the shower and I'm like Oh But I didn't mean that when I say it you go. Maybe use that instead. It's you got to know where that is on her body No, no, no, no, I don't have natural sexy tongue is like oh, yeah, you're doing great I can't even pretend to say that. Oh my god. That's good. I'm volatile man like I am nauseous You would think you're you're walking to a zoo like if you heard me is like dude. There's hundreds of animals around you Oh my god, but you're I think you're dog you are tripping respectfully who would want your parents to hear that I don't want that at all But I there's no way I get 30 calls from spam likely. Yeah, let alone you robbies lives my mom everything Your phone has to stay loud. That's fine. No, it's not quick. I can do this No, that's so much easier than knowing because think about this if your parents are listen No, the thing is ringing until you either yes, I pick it up. I can do it quick. That's the difference You're a cheater, but you know like imagine that you know that your family's hearing you have sexy time and you just got a fight through it Oh god, you're just like No, okay, that's bad, but I think I think it's a simple case of the numbers, bro Really, my I would hate first off. I'm nowhere near as spicy as you. No, you're Great. Yeah, I'm like I'm like a like a salty cracker. A lot of your sense of time. Talk is thank you God, I enjoy this My retone, I mean I'm in the studio recording my ringtone goes off. It's like Wow, it's good Wow really appreciate it today God you sure we can't do it again later That's my ringtone, okay, I think maybe due to circumstances Dude, I still think you're tripping and I've been walked in on before and I know the pain of that like that's so awkward So now imagine no the door's not open, but they're right outside of it They're gonna hear but it's one time and then you're done a week when you're averaging 40 calls a day your phones on like There's no way I could hear myself moan whispers sweet nothing's and maybe talk a little spicy The 40 times a day for a week. No shot cam. I would hate you. I would hate to hear you moan. What's your moan's on like oh? It's like a lot of kids you know, it's over Okay, you can't stop patreon me get up
You're just strip You're in Let us know the commas man. There's your whole family everybody sitting your MP3. Oh God, oh my dude I'm like one of those hits the discord. I'm I'm dead. I'm building this great Well, I'll bring the entire server the whole thing's gone. Oh, holy I thought dude, but it was such a moment of clarity I was like she heard me like there's no way the door is wide open I thought she was gone. I literally thought I heard the thing thing the little I thought she left Who's getting it? I'm gonna lease it dude poor Lisa and she oh, yeah, and she's I mean she's mother Mary Yeah, I'm my god. I'm over here saying things. She's probably never even heard stop. Oh, dude. Yeah bless her heart Yeah, I was I'm immediately thought I was like there's no there's nothing that could be worse Maybe if it's 40 times a day. You're tripping though. I'm just give me the once. I'm not a lot It's a picture on top. It's oh god. It's a rip of confidence. It sucks, but it's over with because what the thing I was gonna say is no, I'm not even gonna say I'll save a patreon. Yeah, just say just save a patreon Yeah, because If you had if you had to say okay, I know you said you're gonna save it if you had to say you sound like one animal What would it be? What animal I'm not gonna like you I Don't know what animal sound like I mean wait a just I mean you literally just saw it in my face You just sucked the joy out of the room now that I'm thinking about it It wasn't until like just now. I realized I don't know animal languages. I don't know what animals sound like what outside of a donkey I can't tell you what an animal sounds like What does that mean a donkey is your frame of reference for all creatures. Yeah, I know a dark Exactly if you're gonna be like what's a giraffe sound like I could not tell you it's actually pretty fair I have no idea who like studies animal language. Oh some creepy scientists, but like there's definitely differences though Do animals speak different languages? 100% Yeah, yes, there is you mean to tell you think a tiger you think you think a tiger in a fox Sound the same. I could not tell you what a tiger sounded like but regardless a big You think a hippopotamus and in a monkey or sound the same. I know monkey sound like so like exotic animals like monkeys Donkeys, I know what those sound like because they're like their cookies and they're commercial animals Like I know what the big one sound like the big three. I know what those sound like But other than that who knows an animal sound like bro. I mean I think I feel like you have a good I feel like you can have a good a guest like you could try to guess it. Oh my god. Do we try to guess animals? Okay, test me on animal languages. Oh my god. Okay, okay This episode is sponsored by better help what are your summer plans? 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Let me do an armadillo like don't give me all of them. Oh, yeah, so how so we're both gonna We're gonna attempt to sound like an armadillo. Yeah, okay, so do okay? What animal am I doing an armadillo? Okay? What do you think an armadillo sounds like? First of all didn't know armadillos have windpipes first off they come with shields They have they have a built-in shield on the back and they can turn to a ball. See they armadillo, right? Yes, yes, they're the hard-shelled ones. Yeah, not a turtle, but the other one Armadillos are basically like desert turtles It's like an ant-eater with a turtle shell armadillos in my mind the first thing I went to was That's interesting, bro. I I think armadillo gives like like a like a like a like a What does it make like a No way they can't get that hot dude. I'm so because they have a small snap. They're airy That's over there, but it's what are those eight ants? It's an ant-eater Hey, I hear you. No, wait, but armadillos definitely give like cigarette smoker voice. Yeah, but that Hey You might be right, okay, you have it what is it? Play it this this is what an armadillo sounds like never heard this ever Oh That's oh my god It's a win on you that's a win on you. Okay, what's the next one the second one we got is a koala Surprisingly enough now even though this studio is rooted in koala lore I've never heard one. I know a koala sound like I always watch koala falling videos to cry So you need time. I need a good cry. I'll watch koala's fall of trees the saddest videos you ever see The hell so sad they go Okay, let's imagine they're not What's a match? They're just fine. They're just living. Okay. They get to not just a living like that Oh high quality tree cuz okay, I'm gonna take your word for it. I'm gonna go a little different let's go a little alteration Final guess I'm saying a koala is more of like a oh I that's given put No, what's it called the probosis monkey? That's what I was thinking you made that noise. Okay, let's see what is it? Let's see how close you are I feel like you're way too confident. You do not deserve that much confidence for koala's You can't tell me it's not a pig. You could not tell me that's not a pig. What the Dude koala's are nasty now. Oh my god You can't tell me that's not a big koala's lost all cuteness. No stop that you watch your mouth That sounds like a demon from the underworld you is probably upset upset my He was chilling. He was out there in the bush. Just chillin. He said Give me a top-hand binoculars. Have we found your secret talent I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like koala It's kind of sound like me during such a time. Oh dude. That's my grunt. That is not a koala all right Two more. Okay, next one. We got is a barn owl A barn owl is that like drake and a Houston. No, I did do the barn house by like Is that a color now who who's that color now who who's that color now who get that good who who's that color now Get off my who call the cats who who are you Who's neighbor who are you in here? No, no, no, no. Oh boy. Oh
- He's gonna be, who's that, who's that, who's that, no, who's in black, who, who's hellcat is that, who, who's drowning, who, that's them, I'm telling you it's race style. - Oh, it's a race style, bro. - He said, who's hellcat is that, who, who, where'd he go, where'd he go? - Okay, what's this country, what's that, what's it actually sound like? - That's too good, here we go. - That's, I was with the scariest thing, that, I was with the scariest creatures in the world. - Oh my god, I'm hell, no. - You have one more, is that it? - One more, last animal. - Oh, that's too good. - This is that, that was white though, you're white. Last one, random list was peacock. Now this is an interesting one, to me, this is interesting, because there are beautiful creatures, but I, I mean, every creation has to have a flaw, right? - Yes. - Humanity, we sin a lot. - That's what you do. - I would say for a peacock, beautiful, they're a nice little show, and they want to get freaky. I feel like they have a nasty voice. - I think they're screechy, that gives screech, 100% gives screech, but it's not. - That's, that's like a crow, that's like a medieval crow. - Ah! Ah! - Caw! Caw! Caw! Caw! Caw! - Is that your. - Caw! Caw! Caw! - That's your peacock? - That was a crow. - Oh, we're doing peacock. - My peacock would be like. - I'm thinking it's deceiving, I think it's like lower than I would think. - Yeah, it's like. - Oh my god, that tongue can make someone happy. - Just imagine, ready? They're sitting there and they're all breasted up. - Big blue sh*t, they go. - It's like one of those Chinese fans that you put in your hand. - That's my final answer for peacock. - What could that tongue do? - If that tongue makes someone happy, I know who, Livy, a good morning. - Give me your best peacock. - Okay, here we go. - You creep me out. - Moment of truth, you creep me out. - I'm sorry, I need to call my wife after here we go. - Peacock. - That's kind of cute. - Majestic. - That's actually a lot cute, dude. Peacock's. - It's kind of sound like. - Oh, okay, I was gonna say it sounds like your kid, but then you ruined it with that. - Sorry, peacocks are sexy, then that's. - Oh, dude. - What's up? - Did a peacock just, like, in terms of majestic? - They just turned you on. - No, it didn't turn me on. - It turned it up, it definitely jumped the line. You look at a beautiful, big cat. - You look at a beautiful cat. - You look at a beautiful piece, then it broke. Come on, dude, that was beautiful. - Yeah, that was kind of cute. - I like that, though. - That was really funny. - That was really funny, though. - I mean, the bar now is hilarious. - To your original thing, I mean, beyond vast differences. - Yeah. - That koala creep me out, that bar now is racist. - Yeah. - Bows are scary, and the peacock is beautiful. - Do ocean creatures make noises? - Ocean creatures. - Well fish? - Well, I'm still dependent on a fish or animal, so I don't want to say that. - Dude. - Are sharks fish? - Yeah. - Shark's a fish. - Is an alligator a fish? - No, that's an amphibian. - See, that doesn't make sense to me. - Why? - 'Cause it's, why isn't it making an amphibian not a fish if it can swim? Frog, we can swim. We're a mammal. - No, but they can live in the water. - An amphibian? On water? - In land, as above, so below. - That's an amphibian. Frogs, gators. They can do both. So what makes a fish a fish? - I think it has to stay in water. Like, it has to have water to survive. - Has to. You take it out, it dies. - Yeah, it loses oxygen. - Okay, sea lion. Is that a fish? - I don't think so. I don't think so. - Okay, but a sea lion needs water to survive. - No, sir. - That's their natural habitat. It's water. - Around water. They're not in, they're not submerged. 24/7. They're not under the water 24/7. They literally come out to eat. They go in to get food and they come out to eat. They sleep on the icebergs. They sleep on land. You think a big, cute little blubbery sea lion lives underwater? - Yes. - They sleep in water. - No, they don't. A sea lion? - Yes. - Like a seal and a sea lion. They just see it zoos. - See that? - Where they're literally doing tricks. - They live in a huge water. - They live in a huge water, above water. - Okay, so they have a fully scoop, but it's a zookeeper. In scoop again. - Where are you talking about? - What are you talking about? - When they give seal on when they pet their little tail and their little fur and all that, they are above water. - Yes, they can take some time off. But whenever they go to sleep and they're in the water, they gotta be wet. - No, they don't. - All right, bro. - You think they sleep underwater? - If you don't have gills. - Gills or the police? - Does that mean? - Gills are a breathing athlete. - Whales don't have gills. - No. - Whales are massive actual sea creatures. It's a fish. A whale's the biggest fish. It might not have gills like a little cod or something. - Okay, but that ruined your whole argument. You said it has to have gills. - But it's a fish. A sea lion's not. Sea lion's not a fish. - Okay, but they both don't have gills. - You're so caught up on gills. I might have just found gills. - A whale is a fish. I don't know. They might have gills under their belly. - Are dolphins fish? - Yes. - How? - Because it's a fish. I don't know. - Dolphins don't. They have a blowhole. A sea lion, there you go. Whales have a blowhole too. That gets it out. - Blowholes not for breathing. - What do you think? It's four tricks in the wild. They're trying to get laid after a long day of work. - No, I've learned what blowholes are for. - What's a blowhole for? - It's like something like target people. Or like show people where you're at. It's like a flare gun for the back. It's like a back flare gun. - They have anti-missile defense systems on their back of whales. It's a flair system, he says, that shoots water. It's to breathe. You imbecile. They go, pss. And they go, pss. - It's like a big butthole on the back. - Okay, so they need air to breathe. - Yes, but it's a flair system. - Okay, then how is it a fish if it needs air to breathe? - That's the same thing as a crocodile. - I have a degree in maritime science. - Okay, then stop arguing with me then. - You just hold me a sea, every video you see of a sea lion, they're above the water. - What makes a fish a fish? I believe that has to be submerged in water. They can come out and they can survive for a little bit, but they live in water. - They cannot survive on land. - Yes, they cannot survive, but they can come out. - Exactly, same with the whale. - No, a dolphin cannot live if it stays in water. It cannot. It has to come up for air. Just like we do. - No, it does not. - It's closer to us than a fish. A dolphin's closer to a human than a fish. - No, it is not. - Can you breathe underwater? - No. - Do you have to come up for air? - Yes. - Can a dolphin breathe underwater? - Yes. - Does that have to come up for air? - I said yes. I said yes. - They cannot live underwater. - Bro, yes it can. - Then why does it come up for air? - Because it likes doing tricks and getting pissed. - Yeah, you're pissed on them. - No, so you, okay. You think dolphins literally get on land for eight hours to get their sleep. - I don't know how they spend their days. I don't know. - They sleep underwater. - I don't care where they sleep. - They do that when they turn off half their brain. - Okay, so David Blaine. - Yeah. - David Blaine's a dolphin then. - No, but he can choose cosplay as a fish. - Because David Blaine can sleep underwater. He's done it before and then, but he had to come up for air. He's a human being. - Yes, he's incredible. - Exactly. So dolphins are just David Blaine. - No. - There's no bunch of magicians. - No, dolphins are not magicians of the sea. Dolphins are dolphins. They are a fish. - Wait, is a branch of fish. - No, you cannot say dolphins, whales, crocodiles, and sea bass are all the same. - You cannot say that. - They are from the same umbrella just as a tiger, a monkey, a pig, and a giraffe. - No, those are all the same because they can, they have to breathe. - What? - They need oxygen. - Just like a dolphin does. - Okay, okay, okay. You're so caught up in oxygen. Can a dolphin live with no water? Oooo, poids, set, match. - No, but neither can we. - Okay, that's fine, that's all I asked. But can a dolphin? - No. - Don't, can a whale. - No. - Okay, what was the other one? Can a sea lion? - No. - Okay, so what's the common factor? Because you just said all those are the same they need oxygen. All those are the same they need water. - Yes. - Can a fish? - Can he, what? - We're gonna kiss? Can he, what? Please say it, you idiot. Can a fish live with no water? Say it. - Yeah, can a fish live with no water? - No. - Can a fish live with that air? - Yes. - Can a dolphin live with that air? - Yes. - A dolphin can spin the rest of its life under sea? - Maybe not the rest of its life. - Oh my god, big. - Oh my god, that's a hard insult. Bro, just because they have to finish me off. - Oh my god, finish me off. - Okay. - Can a dolphin, you're right. - Your eyes are so watery. - Be so watery. - I'm gonna be beautiful with all the glaze. - Dude, you're so sassy. I see you're most snuggled through your chains. Oh my god. - Can a dolphin live without air? I think the technical answer is no. - Can a fish live without air? - Yes. - Therefore, air go difference. - Yeah, difference. That's not case cause you didn't win. Stupid idiot. Oh my god. Matter of fact, none of the tiger, the donkey, the elephant, the hippo, and everything in between. They have to have water too. So, goff. They don't swim and dig in. - They don't want water. - I'm talking about to live, to breathe. - They have to drink water. - To live. - Breathing water. To breathe water. - Dude, if you can breathe water, you're a f***. Fish! Why is this so hard? - Exactly. - Exactly my point. - No, it's not! - Dude, can dolphins breathe water?
It's breath water yeah, they can serve they can maintain water regulation Regulations of my plumber they can maintain water regulation get a PVC pipe and some Dill or whatever it's called They can breathe water soak in a whale soak in a fish soak in a bass soak in a meba That's my favorite defense. I used to love the amoeba amoeba. I don't get so many And steals coming up You always go dunk you signature. Don't love it. I mean stop passing the bar there. Oh, yeah, I mean it's time to say do you watch film? Okay, this guy speaking of watching film over on our patreon Last week. Oh a banger over this week or last week. I don't remember. It's already out on patreon two days ago The highly anticipated highly into highly requested boyfriend and girlfriend Payton and Sarah Q&A was released fully on the patreon available right now available for our koala prime Our koala royalty members. I'll be sure to go over there and join to watch that and We're gonna give you a little sneak preview at the end of this. Yeah, we are do it. Okay, and I'm not gonna lie We've already seen it and you know she she exposes some things But the clear-cut difference between Sarah and live is live will do that in front of other people She's had the the the the the the the niceness to do it just with y'all yeah on our patreon live the other day She there was a stranger in our house. There's a stranger in our house. Not a stranger actually I take that back She's friends she was taking pictures and in the middle of her taking pictures of my family live walks up to me and goes Five feet away holy babe your ears are disgusting and stuck her claw in my ear and starts digging and she goes And lo and beholds falling out like a gold mine. So yeah, it's gross, but dude. It's like pull me aside She's nowhere. I mean, it's unbelievable. That's the thing with relationships girl our girls like a reveal way too much about it so much Oh, we're in my house Taking me to my bedroom. It's my house. Oh, he's on the side. I'm supposed to be the most confident and safe and secure around you my That she's broken that in my house. These are my four walls. I should be able to be butt naked Wait, I mean as small as I can be and still feel like a man. She goes holy Your ears are disgusting Cameron. What the photographer do she looked she's five feet away. She was like, oh Yeah, she's like, let's do let's put dad ears facing that way and I was like, I mean, yeah, dude Okay, so you get it too likes so what as you're about to see you're gonna get a sneak preview of what's already available on our patreon patreon.com/usionalpodcast or click the link in the description This is the Payton and Sarah Q&A and we reveal everything You should know podcast All these questions came from our patreon if you want to be involved in any ysk unplugged video Make sure you are subscribed to the patreon the patreon gets complete control of things like this And you get everything one week early completely ad-free and uncensored so you get this thing uncensored all right from our patreon Oh, this is a good question. Okay. Where was y'all's first date? It depends on what we kind of date. Yeah, what would you say your mind was our first date? Um, um is never a good start. I mean all this is never good. We never had like a first official date like oh Let's go get ready for our first date. We never had that really if you didn't Yeah, we did we did Sarah. Oh My god, this may be the end of our relationship if I'm thinking what I'm thinking then okay. What do you think you just say? Your house, am I right, fellas? All right, what I tell our first date as which is probably not right is sushi marquee. No Really? We were with a group of people you were with the group of people. I post you were with a group of people too That was not our first date. I was there for my friends birthday Okay, yeah, so what happened not to date so what happened was that was the day of our movie premiere of our first tour live show God our first tour you went on we filmed it and we put it in a movie theater That was kind of close to where Sarah grew up. Was that intentional? I don't know and so our member telling Sarah Hey, I would really like if you came to this movie premier would mean a lot like she obviously did like me at this time Like she didn't want anything to do it any but I invited her out to it. I thought it would be a little flex She said no she didn't show up. It was David's birthday. Yeah, whoever She didn't show up So then after it mean the guys and some girls we went to this sushi restaurant that is no longer existing rp sushi marquee That was across the street from a club So as we were walking to sushi marquee, who do I see walking out of this club? The one the only Sarah Bungler with a group of girls That was very bold of me to do what I did because it's not my character to do that I literally grabbed her and then grab you let's put that out of it I poached her from her friend group and I would never like leave a friend on her birthday But they were going home like they had called it a night. We had our fun. They're about to go home We were heading to the parking lot to our cars and that's when Peyton came up and I was like Sarah I was like come on come on come on come on come on come on Because I think you hadn't texted me back That's the thing like you hadn't texted me back the day. I was like hey, what are you doing after? What do you do like the old time remote career? I was like this Sarah. What are you doing? I saw him I was like Yeah, and I said we're all going in here We go gay And then we uh we went into sushi marquee we took some socky bomb shots I was the first time we like sat down together and like we still have that video I have that video. Yeah, look at it. Um, but yeah, that was the first time we ever did I do it I was so happy. I was having so much fun and I was like let's continue the night and you're like I'm going home And then we didn't talk again, but like another two months. So that was great. That was our first day Who said I love you first? I'm your question. What question? You said I love you first. Oh, you who? I said I love you first. Yeah, boys It was an accident about like wasn't it accident because it like came out so natural, but like Yeah, I did not mean to say it, but I said it I obviously really liked her, but I was still trying to figure out like who I want to risk getting hurt Guess Sarah and already committed. Not I didn't think I did. That's what I'm saying Like it just came out like it was like a word vomit. I was like why the why would you want to do this? And you're like yeah, and it's because I love you and I love it. It was like this I was like and I didn't say it back Yeah, you didn't say it back which I wasn't offended like yeah because I didn't even think I was ready to say it But it just happened and I didn't want to be like oh, I take that back Because it came out like it was like organic like everything else, so All right last question here. This is a big one. All right. When do we plan on having kids and how many do we want? Well, the answer to that is All right, everybody. We hope you enjoyed that preview remember it is already out right now to our koala club members That is the second link in the description below It is our patreon that is where all of our exclusive content goes an incredible community over there and there's so So much more where that came from but the first link in the description is you should know studios.com tickets For the ysk house store are available right now and guys it is happening the time is here. It's officially touring Cities it. We are about to hit the road Do not miss it check all the cities come to the one closest to you and I promise you I promise you you're gonna have a fantastic tour starts next week San Francisco holy crap next week in San Francisco. That is our first stop San Francisco Be ready boy go ahead get them tickets and if you're watching this you in San Francisco. You ain't got to take you get your ticket We come and y'all gotta y'all gotta start it off hot y'all gotta start off hot the first stop But I appreciate you so much for coming back watching another episode you snow podcast Confused casuals get you good karma with this week's secret code PBW Pretty white women No party bus wrong party bus wrong That was this episode, huh? Yeah, leave it everywhere leave it in the comments of all the posts all the clips and the full link We absolutely love y'all yeah and tell people if you see a clip on tiktok and people like I want to see the full thing just everybody direct them to episode 221 of the ysk podcast on On wherever you want to watch it. I remember one out of tiktok waters don't make it home to Christmas and out of sea Yes, and next time Yes, sir Mm-hmm goodbye. No
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