Our Cow WINS Mayor Of Our Town, Micah Buys New Car Live on Podcast, Ryan Not Invited to Wedding!

You successfully pulled off one prank, okay? There's ideas floating around. We did it, boys. We finally infiltrated the government. No, we did it. Whoa, jeez. After a lot of years. Hold on now. How do you feel about, like, shenanigans going on at your wedding? You said you have to run it by Greta. You can do it. You might get in trouble for it, but you can do it. That's so lit. 750 horsepower. How about 70? 70, I'm in. Can't believe I just did that. Hey, Jack. Oh, did you just leave? He's not in his office. Bobby and Drywall got out of their fence. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, they did? They did? No, no. Oh, I was going to say, because you know that's the first thing that Bobby wanted to put into motion. No fences. No mayor. Sorry, no fences. Yeah, no fences. As the new mayor. As the new mayor. So our mini highland cow got elected as mayor, so that's pretty sweet. Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby. Hard-fought bottle. It was a hard-fought battle. And hard-fought bottle, too. He was the one after that thing. So it was Drywall. We actually brought Drywall out to see it. Why didn't Drywall think about the spotlight? She didn't care as much, but he was still cool. He behaved really well. He did. I would say he definitely wasn't, I mean, he was still like the red-headed stepchild. Yeah. You know, it's like Bobby was the star, and then Drywall was just there. But I think Drywall was like a little confused when we like picked him up, put him in the sprinter, brought him there. He was like, damn, so this is where Bobby's been just dipping off to? Yeah. He's like, this is how he's been rolling around? When we were initially taking Bobby to election. Election day, Drywall was just mooing up a storm. He was mad that he wasn't coming with. Oh, he wanted to support. So we felt bad. Good brother. Then we went back, got him. He doesn't move around quite as easy as Bobby, though. Like, he is twice as heavy. Oh, yeah. To pick him up? Dude, he's been putting on pounds. All they do is eat grass all day. CJ, I did want to preface this, because I heard you mention it. Is it a micro-mini, or is that made up? No, that is true. You maybe said that. He's a micro-mini Highland cow. And then Drywall is a mini Highland cow. Okay. And that's why, if you guys have seen, like. I don't know if it's necessarily a different breed. I think he's just a little genetic switch up in the tincture. Because if you guys have seen, like, Bobby is substantially smaller than Drywall. I think it's more so just, like, the way that the cookie crumbled. But then I heard the whole micro-mini thing. I was fascinated. It does seem like. It's just he's so small, that's what they call him. It does seem like the gap between them is getting bigger. Like, Bobby's. Drywall's still growing a little bit. Bobby's just kind of staying the same size. And we love them both the same, even though Drywall's a little bigger. Yeah. We love them the same. It's true. Love all your cookies. You've got to get a trailer. Because somebody was saying, like, even though they're still minis and micros, they're still going to get to be, like, 500 pounds. Oh, yeah. No, we're not. This was the last day that we were able to two people pick up Drywall. Me and Gavin Eland were. That's why he was walking around all weird on Sunday with his bag. With me distracting him just to even let you pick him up. Yeah. Well, Evan was. He was there with the bottle. Because Drywall was not having it, as you can figure. He didn't want to be picked up. He's difficult. But, yeah. Now the mayor. Bobby's the mayor. How was running around town? I missed it. It was fantastic. Bobby was just going around greeting everyone, eating grass the whole time. People loved him. People were excited. Yeah. I mean, he won by a landslide. Yeah. 60-some percent of the votes. The other 40 was split between. The other five? Yeah. And I'll tell you this. You know, I thought when Ken was running, I thought that as a candidate, he was difficult to deal with. No offense, Ken. You know, I just figured, you know, it's like we would propose something and Ken would obviously not want to do it. And then we'd have to, you know, kind of make it happen. We'll take his bottle and lead him along. Yeah. I mean, when you're dealing with a cow as a candidate, it's more difficult, actually, than dealing with a stubborn human. You're just kind of going wherever the cow wants to go. Well, dude, he just wants to eat grass. And he'll, like, kind of. That's all he wanted. Dude. If you see some greener grass over there, he's going that way. And if you're like, hey, no, let's stay here, buddy. He just will keep tugging. Like, he is relentless. And if you're trying to pull him to somewhere, like, let's just say where everyone's going to stand for the announcement, it's such a balance of, like, kind of pushing him along, but not pushing him too hard. Because if you push him too hard, he'll just lay down. He figured that out. He'll just lay down. And he's just like, nope, not going. Damn. Like, it's just this balancing act. Yeah. He's on a one-track mind. Or one-track mind. Grass. Grass. That's all he cares about. And at this point, I figured, like, you know, we've kind of been treating them like dogs. I thought maybe that they would start picking up, like, dog behaviors of, like, listening to their name. Or, like, want to do maybe any other thing than eat grass. But no. Just eat grass. Their cow instincts are just taking over. Yeah. That's all they care about. And so it was what? In front of town hall? Was it the announcement? It was. It had to be popping. It was. Big election day? Well, let me tell you this much, Ryan. So, as mayor, once he got inaugurated, his first act was free ice cream for all. That had to be big. He came through on his promise. I'll tell you what, Ryan. It was big. It was so big that the ice cream people that we had come and, you know, give out the ice cream. So, we paid for them. Hey, we bought all the ice cream. Give it out to people for free. Well, scooping rock-hard ice cream is not as easy as you would think on an 85-degree day when it's been sitting in the freezers like this, right? So, when you've got a line of 100 people waiting for their ice cream. For their ice cream. Emphasis on rock-hard. How many scoops were we giving out? Like three. Oh, so they were a sturdy cone. A healthy amount, right? You don't want to jip people out. Bobby's not here to jip people out, right? You know, it's like Dave Sherbrooke's dog definitely would have been like a one scoop. Yeah, one treat. One little dog treat. Nobody likes dog treats. Yeah, but Bobby was being generous with it. So, me and Mike hopped in the ice cream truck. In a scoop? And we scooped for like two hours, probably. Wow. Dude, my arms are still tired. My arms are still tired. But keep in mind. When the ice cream's free, like Haley's up there taking orders. And it's, you know, if you're doing transaction after transaction, the orders are coming in slow. There's a little time. But it's just like, yeah, I'll get Superman, Cotton Candy, Mint Chip, Rocky Road. Holy shit. Yeah, so me and Mike were slinging with them. You were like a bartender at the college bar. Yeah, and you would think scooping ice cream, you know, you'd be back there. There's the freezers, right? Yeah, it should be cool. Well, apparently freezers kick out heat, as me and Mike learned. It was probably 110 degrees in there. Oh, shit. And the truck ceiling was. How about that? So you were ducking the whole time. Oh, no. All the potters are going to see is Mike's chest. The free ice cream thing was pretty crazy of Bobby to do. It was fun, though. I thought it was also good. I'm glad that you had fun. Well, I was in a suit all day holding on to Bobby wherever he'd take me. Yeah, he had to work, too. We were working. We put in our sweat equity. That's our emphasis on the sweat. You know how many people want to come and talk to Bobby? Everyone. I have to speak for Bobby, so I was just talking all day long. And it was fun, though. I mean, I think Cormorant's one of the best. It's the best town in America. And it's getting moved in the right direction. Yeah, it's not moving in the right direction. Corruption is leaving. Things are turning around. It's in its prosperous era. We did it, boys. You know, Bobby did it. No, we did it. Whoa, geez. Hold on now. Hold on now. We put Bobby in the race. Bobby won the race. He's not done removing the corruption. He's going to keep cleaning up the streets. And they just, man, what are you guys going to do? We could use a new bridge. This bridge that we built. We actually took photos of it. Well, Bobby's not a contractor. I know. It's like, is that how it works? When the politician gets in, they just all of a sudden just start funding the town renovations? I don't know. Did we get bought out by anyone? Like, did anyone approach us before Bobby got elected and try, you know? No, we forgot that crucial part of getting into government was getting bought out by somebody for their benefit. Yeah, we didn't really think about that. No. We didn't pad our pockets, unfortunately. But that's not how Bobby is. Bobby's still got a soul. He didn't sell it. Yeah. That's true. That's true, Mike. It's a good point. Yeah. Nobody bought Bobby. And so we are fixing the bridge or? They want an ungodly amount of money to fix this bridge. How much? I thought it was like 25 grand to build back in 2017. Yeah. So where did the $200,000 quote come from? They want $200,000 to build this bridge. Somebody told me it was 250 grand to fix it. That was the. Fix or replace it. There's not even a fucking sidewalk to it. Hold on. Do they plan on driving trains over this bridge? Who knows? It's like a small. It's like a small pedestrian bridge. Yeah. What is actually wrong with? Apparently, it's. Apparently, it's rotten. Apparently, it was built fucking wrong. It was built in 2017, right? That's not that long ago. Who built it? I don't know. We should call them and have them fix it. There's got to be at least a 10-year warranty on a bridge. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if we would. But if we did, I think we should make the bridge cool and not shitty. You need to spend a mid-six figures on a bridge. So, I mean, maybe this is a stupid question, but like, does Cormorant need a bridge? Not for $200,000. Where does this bridge go to? It goes from Richard's Kitty Land to the Pickleball Courts. Is anyone using that? I think Cormorant's so small, you should just get your steps in and walk around. Well, now they have a sidewalk. Use local businesses. We got our first sidewalk, guys. That's the highway that bypasses our beautiful town, the bridge. It's cutting off the Cormorant store and the pub and the liquor store. Yeah. This is so, like, politician of us to, like, have somebody propose a new bridge. A new bridge in town. And now us to be like, oh, that's too much money. Does the town even need a new bridge? We're trying to keep taxpayer dollars low. And if we aren't, we're trying to spend it on something that's fucking worthwhile. Watering the grass. That's what Bobby, that's all Bobby cares about. That's where he wants every dollar allocated to. Town-wide sprinkler system. Yeah. Remove the gates and water the grass. Wouldn't be that crazy, would it? What is it? I've never put in a sprinkler system. Is that a pretty expensive thing? Depends on how many heads you're doing. Right. I mean, let's say you're doing 10. Not very much money. Under $10,000. 10 would take care of about the c store 10 grand a lot though i bet you 2500 bucks i'm just learning about sprinklers now because the house i just bought i go man the grass looks nice and i was like it's so sweet the grass just looks so nice and then i'm like oh it has sprinklers obviously yeah so like are you still figuring out like what your house has mike yeah yeah i'd imagine that yeah i am oh i convinced mike's neighbor the other day i ran into it at the music festival and he was like what's he doing over there like a lot of things happening huh and i was like oh yeah dude pretty crazy operation so he's actually putting a pool in right at the edge of the bluff that shoots water out of the pool into the water into the lake and then it circulates the water back up to the pool so it's like a never-ending stream like it's gonna be like a waterfall down into the lake and he goes damn mike's got some pole huh i was like i was like yeah you don't even want to know what he's planning on doing with the house i did you just kept and then i kept going yeah i kept going with it yeah so that guy's telling stories around town that mike's building a infinity waterfall into the lake anything's believable on the lake until you actually do something between the you know the the shoreline you have to be very careful about what you do yeah if you're on the lake like you can't even i mean you have to get everything approved yeah and if you are done it's just you are doing something crazy everyone says the same thing damn must have some pole must have some who does he know oh he's just doing it i think that's what i told him oh he's just doing it yeah he's just paying the fine i thought you would have said that he's putting like a motocross track or something like that well i what did i end up saying and then i told him because like he lives right next door and then i was like yeah and then he's like building this like crazy like uh entertainment system where it's like got lights and speakers that like go all around his house and like point every direction it's a good prank and he's up all night and he was like oh actually and i was like yeah dude he wants like his house to be heard from like a mile away i guess the people that lived there before were so nice and quiet but like partially believable i mean yeah because you know you party so hard yeah i do like loud music yeah not to not like road but it's just my there's no one there it's just mike sober listening to like the edm shit until three in the morning just shirt off in his yard sitting there in a chair it's just a security system like watching his viper or something he's got like a bunch of like white plants out this guy's really got to get on normal human time somebody actually just commented on the pod man you guys finally bullied mike into a normal sleep schedule that's true and i think it was his wife yeah but a little bit of everything we didn't have any pull in that what was and what was the evidence of that uh i think he was just on time for something one could argue that i'm in fargo blah blah blah but like there's no more wake up mike wake up videos anymore you know there's been more ryan wake up videos in the last year than there's one have we when did we wake ryan vague and on the snowmobile oh yeah yeah oh yeah that was funny on the snowmobile yeah remember the chief snowmobile challenge you're just going to bed can i get a picture oh yeah that was funny you're not yeah you're not sleeping in late you're just going to bed early yeah it's a little bit true those are both they were both better early times yeah dude nobody nobody will fall asleep faster after a long day of doing stuff than ryan pretty much like clockwork guaranteed dude i just disappeared he just disappears he leaves nothing left in the tank which time to go into bed is it's not you know that's maybe a good thing bro if we'd stayed in gold creek after pushing my dirt bike six miles i would have been in bed by eight o'clock dude i gotta hear about that so yeah we just got back from gold creek we would have dropped the video last thursday but we did the hardest hardest sanctioned dirt bike trail in north america on chinese timu dirt bikes and uh i mean i'm not sure if i'm gonna be able to do it but i'm gonna be able to do it i'm gonna be able to do it i mean it's gnarly and then imagine doing it on bikes that are less than equipped or but ryan say the least ryan's broke so my probably a quarter of the mile up yeah quarter of the way up let me show this video first and then we'll backtrack because this is literally what happened we took dalton with us it was very hard which we will get into in a second dalton what to be fair was a hero on this trip not only was he dirt biking it he was running up filming everything he did a damn good job yep he uh by definition used all of his battery um and so then by the time we got back to the lodge wait were people sitting with him and then they all left yes oh my god dude he was sick that was the second day the first day he was sleeping on the other side he was sleeping on the other chair he fell asleep in the lodge i think i have a video of that because he was at we fest dude yeah and uh yep he ran it very hard yeah and then we did the hardest trail in north america on timu dirt bikes so what happened to mine was they they have like there's master links that are pressed together ben you know about that when you didn't do it right that one time yeah i've been hearing about it have you been yeah okay and then uh there's like clip ones and this was a clip and so i presume i probably hit it on a rock because there's no guards on it and then the master link popped off which means i don't have a chain and so i said all righty guys i'm obviously not gonna do it again i'm gonna do it again and so i said all righty guys i'm obviously not gonna make it so i'm just gonna go back and i talked with declan owner of the lodge and he was like dude i've coasted back from here tons of times you're good don't worry about it and he's like just take a left at the pine tree and a right at the rock and uh you know the directions didn't make sense but i was so focused on getting back i was like i'll figure it out and uh basically while you guys continued to go up i went down which was easy to coast down pack saddle and then with in that he said it was downhill the whole way i come around the first corner and it kind of just starts going slightly uphill and you're like oh shit i gotta get this first hill out of the way yeah and i'm like oh yeah i just gotta get over this hill i can see kind of the end of it i can tell where it ends i just gotta get up over this hill i got over that hill went downhill for about six feet and then it was back uphill again yeah and i went i mapped it out on onyx i pushed my bike uphill for 4.8 that's a workout right there dude that's actually insane dude why don't you just leave it because i knew eventually i would get to the downhill because it's probably eight ten miles back so i was either hike the whole thing or push the bike halfway and then get the idle down bike either way yeah but yeah we talked about it we talked about leaving it you're thinking at really any moment you're gonna get to that crest and then you just sit on the bike and down because i distinctly remember it it being uphill the entire way to pack saddle but i guess not this is me this is the pace and the effort at which i was pushing this bike for four miles could you imagine holy shit i'm not fucking faking it dude it was hard could you imagine some other riders just coming up and they see ryan just pushing that piece you didn't see anyone obviously there was not a single soul on the trail i was praying can you imagine someone would roll up on this guy he's riding a trail master a truly a dirt bike you've never even heard of before pushing it down all alone you're just like uh how long did it take you to push that thing uh about six hours yeah i was gonna say about six hours took me about six hours all alone and so i i pushed and then i got all tuckered out and i found this sandy spot in the trail and it was really hard to push on the sand because my boots kept slipping and i ended up just dropping the bike and then laying down on the trail and i was like oh my god i'm gonna on my backpack and i took a little nap dude at any point at any point where you're just like i'm actually considering giving up and just like sitting here and just waiting multiple times but i also know how our program runs and then i was waiting for you guys to just be like oh i don't want to take that way home i'm gonna go down another way it's not the way we went home either i know exactly yeah if i hadn't pushed until where i did you guys you would have had to we would have never found me yep and i was pretty concerned about wolves moose oh i had a plan not bears though i would have only been concerned about bears but ryan just gets worked by a moose i had a plan i had a plan dude a moose like that's like it's embarrassing to tell i'd just rather be like yeah bear dude like i mean hopefully you guys would have would have uh moose went after you though what are you really gonna do i think it's the elk that are aggressive i don't know elk aren't aggressive big ass animal that just tramples me because i'm moving silently you know like when you're on a dirt bike like you make noise i'm just like pushing through grunting as we had just got done talking about mountain lions yeah i texted david on a mountain lion should have had a pistol oh so the the craziest part of this is after ryan dips out we get to service and david goes oh i just got a text from ryan and just said pushing dirt bike uphill not good phone's about to die this is trail is uphill both ways took the way we came in fucking bullshit uphill both ways gonna die push his dirt bike up and down uphill both ways when he was going to school i was laughing about that and so i i the day i of course didn't charge my phone and my battery shit my battery's at 28 is 3 p.m today you know why he didn't charge his phone is because he went so hard through the day he got into bed just passed out crashed out dude and then david just responded we'll find you eventually maybe best of luck there's a lot of wolves so the and i said if i get eaten by bear shit so i responded if i get eaten by a bear or wolves they're gonna be eaten by a bear or wolves they're gonna be eaten by a bear that will be bullshit, I didn't want to die like this. Dude, yeah, without, I mean, spoiling it too much, we obviously. No, it's already live. Well, yeah, I guess we'll go watch the video. We made it to the top. Yeah, fucking legendary. How'd that feel? I could hear you guys. Oh, so good. I was taking my trail nap. All I hear is. And I was like, oh, nice. They're coming down to get me. Maybe that's a celebration. And then four hours later, I was still alone. We started a timer when we started. I don't know what time of day it was, but we started a timer, and Ryan probably turned back less than two hours into that. And we didn't get back to him until seven hours after that. So he pushed and napped and puffed for five hours. And when we got back down there, I was like, dang, so Ryan just waited for us. That's kind of nice. We're all together. Ryan's like, I did not wait, dude. I was pushing the whole time, and I just fell for you, man. I left Pack Saddle at 1247. The first video, when I realized it was going to be really bad, so I started videoing, was at 121. And the first picture I took back as soon as I walked into the lodge was 9:03 PM. Just all day. It was brutal. So yeah, how'd the top feel? Oh, it felt so good. It was probably like one of the most accomplished feelings I've had in a long time. And that's the worst part. I knew I was missing out on like legendary status. Yeah, because it was doing the trailers hard, doing it on the bikes that we were doing it on was, I would say, probably twice as hard. Yep. And so we're doing it, and then also like doing the trail, if you're a good rider, is hard. But I wouldn't consider any of us of like, we're not, we're not enduro guys. Spenny said it was the hardest trail. It was harder than any of the trails he did in Romania. He said this was the hard, it makes me feel. I think it was way harder than any trail. Like five years ago, though. So you think about it, the water just runs down that. Any time it rains or every spring, the trail's not getting better. No, it gets more and more washed out. And then they also say, the rocks are bigger, the roots are deeper. After we dropped the first video doing it, there's been like, so many people that have tried to do it since kind of blew up this spot. And so he said, it's gotten, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure some of them are no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's gotten infinitely harder. They said, like, they've said it, it is like, it's a hockey stick of hardness because of like, over time of more riders doing it. And then the rain and all this, like this trail is just washing out. Cause like, if you think there's a root coming out of a tree, right. And you ride up the root and you start to get like dug out, you have to hop up it, but then it, it, the root doesn't go anywhere. So the, the hop up sometimes is like two and a half, three feet tall. Wow. It's brutal. I was really impressed with those Amazon bikes or Timu bikes. The only thing I think is that maybe we might give the people the wrong impression of these Amazon bikes. Cause they kind of worked way too well. I liked mine. Cause Mike had, you had five hours on yours, which I think is, we all had both the exact same amount of time on them, five hours and they held up really well. And I think. I think where you would see the signs of shittiness is just, yeah, just a little more time. Completely agree. Mine made it, but I mean, it rattled so bad. Like if I was at half throttle, it felt like it was going to fall apart in theory, did everything it should, but yeah, not for much longer. I don't think so. I don't think the lifespan was there. Completely agree. We, we came out of it, like kind of praising the bikes because they all made it, but keep in mind they did so well because they're all brand new and they were pretty work. And we're pretty good on them as far. Like we really didn't pile them up. I mean, I had a few tip over or everyone had a few tip overs. I think we were pretty nice on the bikes for what could have happened. One tumbled on the mountain. I don't think the bike would have been there. I went over the bars twice on the way home. Really? Yeah. Dude, going down was going down. That's why I started filming. Cause I went over the bars twice. I was pretty cooked. So I forgot about that. Front tire ate it. Back tire keeps going. I jump. Cause I knew it was coming. It's one thing. Like, if you don't know it's coming, but like, dude, it's so gnarly. Like you're expecting the worst to happen at all times going down this or going up it. And you're so remote. Like, that's what I thought. Even like Evan twists it up his ankle. And I was like, per se, if he couldn't walk out, there's no getting out other than you just having to tough it up. Yeah. Unless you, you just fucking koala hug decky on the way down. Yeah, there you go. That was less than ideal. Like I literally twisted my foot up so good. I broke my boot. Really? The tech 10. Yeah. Broke a tech 10. And got pinned between the bike and a rock. And I tried to get out of there. Once you finally peeled your foot out of it, your ankle was big. That was in like realistically less than 10% of pack saddle. So that was less than ideal to have to run that. Yeah. And also, yeah, it was just cramps McGee, dude. I, dude, I've never seen Mike in that condition. I've never seen anybody cramp, like just straight up, straight up. Mike comes up and he's all crooked on the bike. I'm like, what's up with this guy? Normally when you get like a cramp in your arm, you, you straighten it or your leg, you straighten it. And then the Charlie horse goes away. Yeah. Kind of maybe give it a hit. And I just couldn't. And anytime that I put my feet on my pegs the whole way down, it just immediately back to cramping. So here's how I'm going down. Just feet dangling bike off. I had my bike off the whole time and use the clutch as a break and the front break as a break. And I just looked like such an idiot. And I probably took like an hour longer to get down than, than well, we got, we got to the, the bottom and you had to have been waiting for a while. Yeah. We were waiting for probably 20 minutes and there was no signs of you. And so deck, you went up to get them, but dude, we, we stopped at like a little, a little Creek that had spring water. Like where the fuck was that? I would have loved that. But it's spring spring coming straight out. I had a little soft piece of sand. These guys are like, Oh, it was nice. Our working bikes took us to a spring. We hot springed at the top. No, but there was a little spring at the bottom of it. The trail water. Yeah. You could drink it straight out of the spring. Dude. It was, it was like the best water you've ever had. Really? Yeah. A little mossy, but yeah. The other best part was, is that it's coming out of the earth, right? Pretty clear. Tastes amazing is almost too cold to drink. Like what a treat. That doesn't straight out of the earth. When I was on the trail, I basically was drinking my water really fast. Cause I thought I was going to be home in two hours. And I was also thinking maybe it made in the video. Cause I think I said on cam that most people who get lost and die of dehydration, they have water with them because they're limiting their water intake. Cause they're trying to save it that much. That actually. Yeah. I don't know. I saw it on Facebook somewhere anyway. So I was drinking my water. I was not fucking around. I was having my water and then it was all gone. The Springs work by the, it like goes into the ground at a higher elevation and then it just comes out and it's perfectly clear water. It's actually crazy. Yeah. That looks delicious. It was, it was the best water I've ever had. And I was so dehydrated dude. Cause I drank all day. I drank all my water at the top. We all did, which is silly. She even had a can of beefaroni up top. Oh, we did. We won't talk about that though. Ryan, you had one beer with you though. In case of an emergency, right? I did here. CJ for reference, bro. This is the trail down. Yeah. Just rocks. It's not a trade. So keep in mind, we had to go, we had to go up this when we get to that part of it though. The very like last 1% is literally just giant boulders. I am. I'm like, this isn't meant for dirt bikes to ride up, but it's like none of that mountain was really meant for dirt bikes to ride. Yeah. Dalton was very adamant on getting to the top. Cause he didn't need to, but he was like, I put in all this work. Is it okay if I ride up to, I was like, of course, bro, you're here too. Dude, did you catch when we, we kind of realized we had to start get going. Uh, and Dalton hadn't wrote up that stretch yet. And we had to go find Ryan. He's kind of like, ah, can I, can I do it? And no one really gave him a direct answer. And then it was like, ah, I'll just do it next week. Like you kind of threw that out there. Like go get your bike, ride it up. Yeah. I don't think we're ever doing that one again. Oh, thank goodness. It is. Yeah, it is. You guys hear this? Anybody leave their windows open? I was just thinking about that. Golf clubs in the box of their pickup. And he was convertibles. One of our friends left his windows open this weekend at one night and it downpoured. And he did it work out for him. Is everything okay? His truck soaked, but dude, I feel like every time I take the rough off my armor, it, it rains. Oh yeah. You're like rich coming to town. You guys want to see a really funny video I came across? Oh yeah. I'll take a look. So this popped up on, I've been saving this. I was in tears watching it. I'm dead serious. I was in tears watching this. It was so funny. So you know how we have that Facebook group? We don't run it. There's just all Facebook group called Seaboys TV. I don't know if it's Seaboys TV fans or whatever the heck it is. Yeah. Somebody created it. And there, there's people posting, posting it all the time. They're talking about the videos. They're talking about us. They're talking about everything. Like maybe their car, their dirt bike or whatever. Well, these guys were living life wide open and, uh, they entered into this truck thing and I watched the full video and I'm not kidding you. I was, I was in tears because it's so funny. All right. I think I broke my wrist. His helmet does not fit in. Oh! Oh! Oh! They got a chill. I want to do one of these so bad. Fucking hell! Jesus Christ! That just looked painful. For those of you listening here, they're at a fair, where there's just a really, really bumpy, bumpy-ass track, where you take an old beater, and you try to go around it as fast as possible. Basically a whoop section, and a bunch of jumps that are not smooth. Go easy, go easy, I will, I will. Does not go easy. Oh my! Don't set this fucker too hard. That is not the co-pilot you want. Why does the poor guy hop in with him? This looks like a one-driver scenario. Yeah, he does not need that negative. Look at his eyes, dude. He's trying to win a race right now. He's trying to high-five him. Stop! Alright, we're good. He's trying to cheer through the pain. Chill, chill, chill. Let's fuck yeah, buddy! Go! God damn! Oh my god. That fucking hurt, dude. Yeah. Oh. Dude, we got some fucking air! Yeah! Fuck yeah, buddy! Oh my god, my neck hurts so fucking bad! You might not be going in tomorrow. Oh! Classic. You might not be going to work. Let me see if I can find the next thing, it's so funny. Oh! Oh! Next thing. No! The trophy! They got the trophy! Trophy in the engine. Oh no! Dude, that's so bad. Shoot! A little whiplash? I mean, what's the report? I don't know. Holy shit! This is the outside version. Dude. Just a normal copper cheb. Oh my god, look at that cheb. For those of you listening, it cut to a picture of him in an ambulance with a neck brace on. Oh my god. There's nothing smooth about that. Oh my god. He's in the air more than he's on the ground. Watch this one. Right here. Oh! That's probably the one that did it. I love how the interior is just like deleting itself. Yeah. Where's he going? Chill out, Tyler! Chill out! Holy shit! He ends up in a neck brace. He's like, "What the fuck?" The driver was in the neck brace. Buddy must have gotten out for the second round. Oh my! This is the most insane whiplash I've ever seen. I'm trying! As he proceeds to just whip that bitch around. Dude, at least he caught the trophy. Yeah. I mean, to get the win off of it. Oh! Wow! Bro, my neck hurts fucking watching this. Oh my! I don't think they have the interior of when they cased that double. I don't think so either because he stops after that. That must have been when he actually hurt his neck. Yeah, there must have been a couple rounds. Shout out to these fellas fucking going after it. Holy shit. I think we should run one, fellas. Yeah. Get ourselves some shavies. That was insane, bro. I love our Facebook page. What's this kid's name? I do too. Yeah, it was a pretty crazy video, wasn't it? I think his name was Cole. Colton. Yeah, dude. Shout out both those guys. That shit was insane and so entertaining. You gotta post that everywhere, man. That shit was so funny. That was really entertaining. Which I love when you're doing something cool or funny enough where your GoPro footage is just. That's insane. I watched the whole thing. The first time I saw it, I was in tears because I was just like, "Dude, I wasn't expecting that." It was just so funny. Jesus Christ, Tyler! Dude, they literally are like. That is the craziest. Don't air out the next one like that one. Like, normally you hit that and get some whiplash like that and that's just one time. They did it like four or five times between. I wonder if there is in-camera of the one where he stuffed the takeoff on the next one. Yeah, that must have been at night because if you look, the video we watched is in the day. So what is that? It's just like a time trial? Like a county fair? Yeah, it's called like a tough truck race. And they just basically just set up a bunch of dirt piles that you're supposed to drive over. But normally, I think the idea is that none of them are jumpable, so you don't try to jump them. But he just was like, "Fuck it, I'm going for it." I mean, based on the looks of that one. It's like when you build like a moto track, you're like, "Cool, I want everything to be flowy. The landing should be exactly right here." And they're like, "Alright, that one, there should be no landings where they should actually be. " We'll put another jump there. Holy shit, that was funny. Yeah, got Rich out there, Uncle Rich, and just said, "Do your worst." Little bumps everywhere. Speaking of old trucks, a little incident I feel a little bad about this weekend. It was my buddy's 30th birthday party. Okay, shout out, buddy. Shout out, Wyatt. And his girlfriend was nice enough to host a birthday party for him at her house. Seems like a dangerous thing to do, hosting a party for your buddies. I thought it was on Friday, so I didn't even know it was happening. So I kind of found out late in the day. And my buddy, Will, picked me up in my old Ford, which is a truck that I'm very fond in, a '91 F-150. So we take that over there. That thing's running. Runs great. And you got a brand new set of tires on it. Can't put a price on that. And it was backed right up to this girl's garage. Fuck. And I acquired the keys. As you do. And I did not lift my foot off the gas pedal until the rims were in the asphalt. Why? And you. Hold up a second. You butted it up to the garage? No, no, no, no. It was where it was parked. Oh. I mean, it was parked from, you know, 10 feet away. But I mean, so you didn't. But the rubber was. How long did that take? A couple of minutes. Yeah. Was the old Ford held up? Oh, my God. She lived there. Oh, my God. She loved it. Oh, she loved it. So you ruined this girl's asphalt? No. The asphalt was fine, too. It was the spray of fully treaded truck tires up the whole side of the garage on the siding. The rubber was so thick in the driveway, they were scooping it up with a snow shovel and bloating it back into the box of the pickup. And were they loving it? Oh, everyone was loving it. I can imagine. Yeah. And there was so much smoke, you couldn't really tell what was going on. Where the rubber was going. All the boys, they were loving it. I'm sure. It was great. They were encouraging it. I didn't do this like. You didn't just go home. Quiet. We rip a heater. He's like, "Rip a heater." I'm like, "All right, I'm ripping a heater." It was Shred 80, grabbing the keys to Ken's Lincoln Continental at Mike's wedding vibes. But the next morning, when the dust had fully settled, and the truck had to stay there, because. On rails. It doesn't have any tires. Yeah. I guess it was just a little bit of a mess. Some scrubbing and some pressure washing had to be done. And it came off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because sometimes that shit does not come off. No. They actually started the garage door and all that shit that night. Like, right away. It was hot. Yeah, yeah. Let's start assessing this right now. Dude, that had to have been a crazy smokeout. Like, everyone had to have been smoked out. Yeah, I don't exactly have the clips on hand, but I could probably track some down. There were some Snapchat videos floating around. You know, people always ask, like, "Is Evan crazy off camera?" And I always say, "He's crazier." Like, example there. Yeah, not just doing a nice burnout in your buddy's truck. Fucking posting the tires. Posting them. Was it after dark? Ruining the vinyl siding. It was about 2 in the morning. But in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, that was my next question. I mean, honestly, anybody within a couple miles probably got smoked out. Probably got smoked out. Is it straight piped? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's loud. And it's sick, though. He's stoked, because it's got a 5 liter in it. So he just ordered a whole bunch of Mustang parts for it. So he's actually building it into a Ripper. Wow. Dang. So shout out to him. How many miles are on that thing? 130, 140. Oh, shit. She's a gem. Pretty good for that. For 91. Speaking of taking a vehicle out and causing a scene at a party, Ben, it's your wedding this weekend. It's my wedding. I'm getting married this weekend. How are you feeling? Are you nervous? Are you excited? I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm a little nervous. Dude, I'm nervous. Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I mean, you've got to give a speech. It's normal. I know. I'm nervous. And you guys have a lot of people coming. Yeah. And a lot of people that don't know you, CJ. You can disappoint them. That's true. Yeah, that's true. I just feel like, yeah, I feel like I'm playing a balancing act of like, what can I talk? We're going to have to discuss this prior as far as like what I can talk about. Interesting. Wow. I mean, I guess give me like one topic maybe that you're on the edge about. One of the ones I wanted to talk about was when I think it was your second time hanging out with Greta when she came and picked you up from Jake's shop. Oh, and I got a minor. And then you got a minor because you were throwing up all over the side of her car. I think that's a funny one. I don't have a problem with it. You know, that's a funny one. Yeah, I don't have a problem with it. But like, I know you, I'm not really worried about you. Right. Because you told me, you know, I asked, I was like, hey, like, how do you feel about like some shenanigans going on at your wedding? Yeah. I mean, obviously, you know, I don't care. You're kind of like the sheriff. She's the judge. So like. You can do it. is going on at your wedding, you said you have to run it by Greta. Yeah, I mean, obviously, you know, I don't care. She's the judge. So, like. You can do it. You can do whatever you want. I mean, I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know who you're going to make mad, but. So, like, we're going to have to, like, discuss that and, like. I don't know. Is Shred 80 invited, even? Or is he. He is, but he's on probation. Is there any security? Or, like, anyone. Anybody would need to look out for him? There will be security, but I'm not going to tell you who the security is. They're hired by us. So, they're to protect you. They're there to protect you. Like, if you're causing a scene and someone tries to stop you, they're going to step in and let you keep doing a burnout. But I guess no, at any time, we could make the call and they could turn on your ass. That's true, too. So, Ben, like, your mom stopped by the shop last week, and she was kind of encouraging you. us to she was to push things up a notch from from his wedding so i'm getting such conflicted like like i just don't know what we're you know it's like people are like yeah yeah you gotta and then then it's like no it's probably better to err on the crazy side i agree better safe than sorry i don't know we're gonna have to like put our i mean thinking hats on maybe but also i just feel like things just happen things do happen so it's like it's like you don't really need to set anything up you just need to just let them happen yeah i think you got it so we got we got the green light for anything i didn't say that i think i said i think you got it i think i mean i think you got it an important asterisk is then ben is in your wedding shortly after this so you know that wherever the line gets drawn there will then be a new line drawn higher yeah i guess i'm not really worried about it i'm not really worried about it either but i mean it's yeah just z boss obviously like the whole lincoln continental scandal at mike's wedding wasn't planned it just kind of happened so it's like i'd imagine something is just gonna kind of happen right yeah and hopefully it's not with the drive-up vehicle right because that's a six million dollar ding yeah so tell us about that yeah i've been trying to find like a cool vehicle to drive from like the church to the reception and like the you know like the legendary like drive off from the church right where you're like dangling the cans just married on like the back windshield cans i don't know i guess i haven't thought about that but might ruin the sound of the like you know listen to the sweet sound of the exhaust yeah some cans dragging yeah and uh so i've been like going back and forth trying to figure out what what a cool car would be i mean we got plenty of like cool cars in the fleet i was like i don't know this kind of gotta be like legendary so i hit up our friend steve hamilton who has like a 30 million dollar car collection and i was like steve can i use any of your cars for my wedding and he was like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know take your pick and i said well how about that six million dollar koenigsegg and he said i'll have it delivered on friday no it's so crazy it's pretty insane there's just he said i'll have it dropped off on friday ready for you and picked up friday night i bet but he's like get that thing away from you yeah or more gavin yeah and steve's a man shout out hamilton collection shout out custom offsets he owns custom offsets so fitment industries yeah he he is really the man but holy it's like everything that you would dream of of having uh a super rich friend that throws you the keys to any of his cars and not only that we'll ship it up a few hundred miles out of his way dude that's so sick it's insane so sick so yeah we're we're uh rolling off in that from the ceremony to the reception but i need to figure out how to drive this car before i need to figure out how to open the doors in it like this thing is straight up right the doors go up yeah but you on the on the remote or on like the lock the key that like opens the entire car up like the trunk the rear hatch the doors everything about it will like open up like a transformer so i gotta figure out what button to like press to unlock it and not like open the whole thing up into optimus prime and run or run away you're like walking around shutting the hood and shut yeah exactly so i gotta i gotta figure that out especially how to open the doors and start the car and drive it so i'm not sitting there like fondling with it what kind of car is it it's a conan's egg jessica jessica yeah steve hamilton kojic jessica let me look at pictures oh one of his top titles is broken already oh doors don't go up yeah they do they they spin up doors go forward i never seen doors that go forward before wow look at that thing yeah right orange it's orange and blue dude steve hamilton's just like so generous with his cars really is the man well that's what i was getting at is that like you think he would say yeah everything but the the the six million you know yeah the car that costs almost as much as like you know the whole collection combined you know minus a few other couple million dollar cars like it's just it's so you think that would be off limits but it wasn't so he's crazy for that damn that thing's sick yeah you know a car is crazy when like everyone that you like mention it to doesn't even know what it is like i've mentioned it to jack and obviously it's not a tesla raptors lightning mcqueen so he was like what is it and i mentioned it to greta and she was like what is it what it's like what about yeah it's like so crazy not even like car guys even know what it is they've never heard of it yeah it's like if you know you know yeah it's for the guys who've already have all the lamborghinis and all the ferraris and all the whatever it's like it's crazy is it's crazy as it gets for a car it's like top tier yeah i mean obviously i guess you have more but what's the as far as msrp on that i don't know i think like three million i think it's like that valuable because they made so little of them it like doubled in value but that's how i look at that so you know how there's like some ferraris that are like let's say 25 million you're paying for how rare it is you're not paying for the performance whereas that car coming in at a three million dollar price tag like you're actually paying for like one of the most performative cars ever made yeah we're gonna just rip from these little horses does she have 1500 right it's over a thousand i think are you gonna do a burnout right from the church well 1280 horsepower 1200 1600 on e85 i was thinking about that if i was gonna drive my gt3 i was gonna drive my gt3 i would just get in that thing put it in drive everyone's just sitting there you're sick dude it's like you gotta if you're gonna do a burnout i don't know about the burnout but i almost at least hit some good reps you know i almost need like a couple times a lot of people know it's there i need like a police escort or some shit to make sure that the roads are clear like close the roads i'm actually gonna be pretty concerned yeah wait because you're worried something's gonna happen to it yeah not because you need to be able to go fast no like i'm just concerned about other drivers yeah and myself yeah it is crazy to think you crash that you know it'd be really really sad you crash it with your just married wife but you also put your kids into generational debt great point mike i haven't thought of that a really bad way to start off the marriage yeah and gretta's gonna have to share that debt with you yeah that's true yeah damn i can't believe we just crashed this holy crap we are fucked remember like six minutes ago when they said for richer or for poorer yeah we're like poorest now yeah like talking to you like buddy in the tough truck chill out will ya don't send this one don't send this one each stop yeah here's the here's the motor here we go don't send this one it's actually sick oh did you see that uh matt armstrong saw mate the ceo of bugatti they saw each other a car week and what they do they fight uh no i don't think they fought i he's actually just been teasing it really heavy it's just like him walking up to him and then mate turning around because avoided him huh oh alex g the owner yeah yeah alex g sorry yep the one clip i saw just looked extremely awkward yeah i mean they've pretty much been beefing each other across the across the world yeah as long as this car build has been going on for oh they did stage a fake fight oh so ken are you gonna behave yourself at my wedding or is greg coming out i am i'm behaving myself at this wedding and are you bringing your wife because i gave you a plus one but no no you haven't who are you bringing you haven't told me yet i'm not bringing a plus one well obviously you can't bring a plus if he's not bringing his wife he's not getting greg well i wasn't sure if you're dating a new girl by now no no just just me so your wife's not coming because i did give you a extra seat next to you no yes he did i promise i did can that bitch just be done you call her a bitch i know i realized what he said but that's what i thought he said i was like holy fuck let me just move on from this one okay said bit okay can that bit okay be done well it's not up to me i'm excited for your wedding too ben but i'm actually nervous because of the speech oh you get don't you you got the speech i wouldn't yeah think of all the stuff ben has to do yeah but what do i have to do i mean i'm i'm less nervous for my wedding more nervous for yours because i have the speech and i how many people do you have coming to this thing like 500 i heard it's like 350 350 i think it's a lot of people there's a lot of people but i'm like i basically everyone that i can think of is like yep i'm coming we'll see you there oh yeah i mean it's all of my best friends together at one i just think it's dope that like obviously you guys still drew the line somewhere but like i really did like i'll just i'm gonna say this publicly i i owe a huge apology to rich i didn't invite rich that's insane and so i'm just like you yeah he did of course and he crossed every everyone off the list and just said screw it we're having a fat massive wedding and i think that's cool i did i i just invited yeah everyone everyone and there's a can't make it that's just how it goes too but even though there's so many people coming i'm still bummed that like certain people aren't coming yeah i guess like one person example is like matilda our agent oh right just like we have so many different people that like you know have an impact in my life and our business on a day-to-day basis that i talked to like i talked to our agent matilda more than i talked to some of my friends right yeah i was like i'd love for you to be here and obviously she's busy and she can't i just wanted to uh invite a bunch of people but i'm probably legit i'm probably like a quarter of of the people though most of it's like yeah i think that's what makes me nervous greta side no not the side just like i don't know i don't know i just don't want to say the wrong thing it's gonna be savage oh i wouldn't worry about it no i don't know yeah i'm not nervous about that i just i'm just i just wanted to be you got to make it funny though it's got to like it's got to represent you and i you know like it can't be cookie cutter because like yeah none of it none of what we do i know that's the thing that's the thing yeah so it's just like i don't know it's a lot it's a lot and if you get up there and you tell a you have a best man speech that isn't funny i know i'm gonna be like cj what the fuck you're like the funniest dude i know and you're like not doing the funniest dude you know so i hate to i hate to put that on you but the thing like i might have to leave tonight early just so i can start writing this thing i think you're gonna take some pointers from ryan he did mike's last year and he crushed it well you have damn that's good because i have regrets you have such an easy thing to riff off though he's marrying your little sister you know but that was only like small shred of what his speech was about i'm sure i'll come up with something obviously i'm gonna come i don't know i mean like i can even give you some like tips no i know i don't need any tips let me rip this i got it i got it yeah i just no i know you got it i had to ask you more so about the minor situation i wasn't sure if that was a bad look i don't care oh bad look yeah yeah i'm really concerned about what people know or think of me no i know i didn't want it to be like greta was you know at a well i did ask greta about something yeah her related because i was trying to like we were doing like this thing of like fun facts about the bride and groom or fun facts about people that are that are there at the wedding first date ben went to jail and yeah and so we were like putting like together like this list and i even pitched a couple things that she vetoed about her though but i don't care about me okay i was just at a wedding this weekend and in the best man speech the word penis was used so wow i mean wow i swear if you fucking start this speech out for those of you that don't know me like every every uh the maid of honor speech yeah okay every single maid of honor speech starts probably start off something like i'm the sister of the bride also the bff yeah i will say though and i'm sure you already have this plan make sure you which you're already planning on it peppering some talk about greta too because i've noticed i've noticed that bridesmaids will do that they'll they'll just talk they'll tell about their best friend or sister whatever about the bride and then they'll be like so i think grant is great for him and that's all they'll say about her yeah and they'll be like come on like well i got i got you know greta getting ben a ride home when he was all drunk and then stopping under the street light ben gets picked up by the cops yep so i do say a little bit about her she gets brought up i got i'll come back to her at the end she'll probably be in the toast or something too you know she's the well dude i was out at the sandbar uh with you and your fiance alex and uh alex's sister came up to me and kind of started pressing me so alex's sister is is her maid of honor i'm cj's best man and so she comes up and she like gives me a hug and i was like how's it going and she's like have you started on your speech and i was like start on the speech no three months that shit's coming from the hip from you it's gonna be good i'm a fourth quarter player baby no but uh i i haven't started i have some ideas of what i'm gonna say um so yeah it's i've been working on it but no i don't have it written down and she goes oh you're gonna write it down i go oh you're not gonna write your speech down and she goes she goes nope no flash cards no phone no teleprompter i'm i'm memorizing the whole thing and then i was like well yeah obviously that's what obviously what i was gonna do too like she's already she's already mogging me dude i have to oh i don't care about yeah but now now she's like it's a it's like personal it's a little competition yeah yeah i wouldn't want to follow up either of your guys's speeches they're gonna be really good like i think i think both of your guys's best man speech are gonna be i gotta get i gotta get to the pen and paper man yeah you got this i was thinking about that actually yeah like i'm probably done you know like i've been in like two weddings and i was the best man for both of them and now i'm probably done like ken's not even gonna invite me to his fucking wedding well he already got married and you weren't in it exactly i wasn't there yeah you weren't in ken's that's what i mean i was ken's best man shout out ken thank you i appreciate that haven't forgot but yeah yeah you straight up weren't even invited he you looked me in the eyes and said no so i just sat in the pew like a peasant that is crazy yeah and i feel bad because i'm sure i've done many things to deserve that but i'm like damn mean kind of been boys for a long time for me to not even be in his wedding i don't remember saying that that makes me feel a little bit better i wouldn't say for a long time i thought that's what i'm getting a potentially very important phone call here what it's andrew andrew carlson oh andrew is he coming with the pro fork at my wedding what do you know same old man how's it going there it's going good we're on the podcast oh nice should we do it let's do it brother so andrew called me i'm speaking of f-150 with mustang parts i'm buying his f-150 that's lit if you're cool with it yeah dude i'm in he just got bullied into it yeah he was like oh this is actually why i was calling you mike yeah i had a change of heart yeah he called me and he's just like i i gotta i'm buying my new truck tomorrow you want to buy it and i was like so it's a five what is it five oh whipple single cab so sick how much horsepower uh it's probably 750 dude i'm excited yeah that's awesome mike congrats that's a good money mike truck that's a good truck that is a badass truck dude so sick single cab ladder like a six foot ladder in the back great oh dude what more could you ask for what do we need a ladder for if you ever need to change your light bulb dude this thing is baller mike that's awesome man dude this is so much more of a mic truck than your uh commons i gotta just see you it's very sick driving around with your dirt bike in the back subwoofer in the back that's so lit 750 horsepower i've never even had near close to that much so what 100k how about 70k how about 70 70 i'm in hell yeah dude all right well i will i'll call you after this i can't believe that i can't believe i just did that nice congrats mike hold on a second mike did you just offer him 100k and then i said how about 70k and he said you said 70 he took it yeah yeah it was overpaid by 30 rack no that was a joke okay okay good i was like what this is the second car you bought live on the pod i know that's kind of why so yeah he called me moves right before the podcast and was like dude like i'm literally bringing it to either trade in or you buy it trade in on that wouldn't be as good and yeah and he was like i just know like i don't want to trade it in i'd rather have you have it and i'm like well i've always wanted one it's badass mike i think maybe just some new wheels but yeah it's got kind of like like ford performance wheels on it now but yeah i agree dude imagine how hard this is gonna go cruising with evs gmc or just drifting the track with the other drift trucks this thing you could throw an angle kit on this and you could make it a lot less treatable but yeah yeah so it's like yeah two-wheel drive for burnouts and drifting and then four-wheel drive for straight line launches so it does have four-wheel drive in there yep does it have the four like auto four-wheel drive where it goes back and forth so you could drive it just in the winter a little easier or no i don't know i'm pretty excited so now yeah i'm a ford guy nice yeah that's a proper mic truck right there damn that's sick you want to buy my vet we could round it out for like an even 200 on the podcast you buy my vet for 130 and then with that 70 i actually someone brought up to me that that i shouldn't get in a more expensive vet for my next vet because i don't have good luck with vets and i was like true it's kind of true yeah you're oh for two mike i know but yeah like that that would be bad that's me i'd pay it's red but keep in mind shreds drove a bank truck i was like mint or not there's other forces that could that was crazy that was crazy gab just drove yeah he had the help of his trusty trusty guy if you're referring to me i am referring to you i had nothing to do with that i don't believe it said this is so stupid i saw where that was doing that no he didn't tell me before he did it okay you know who had something to do with it is the guy sitting next to me who's that i might have i don't remember ryan didn't want somebody else to have me in the passenger seat i was not aware of what he was doing and i believe i was yelling no no no no all right well that i appreciate that i knew you didn't believe me but i didn't stolen bro just like your other vet you think mike's other corvette was stolen i don't know i think the red one was though oh the red one was yeah yeah red one yep yep i mean usually when you're buying a vehicle that has just crashed off in and they don't give you the title it didn't crash off in though like i don't know what he just didn't have the title because it was a shitty old car i don't think it was stolen but i think it would have been a major pain in the ass to try to acquire the title yeah speaking of red corvette you never know big wrench just joined the vet gang aussie wrench yeah he was ripping heaters too this weekend yeah i was like can this thing do a burnout and he was like he like laughed at me he was like no we can't do a burn burnout and then i see his instagram and he's doing the fattest heater in his driveway of all he looked like ev on friday night you're saying that that vet's got the same motor that came out of the uh the el camino that's why i didn't question it when he was like no it can't do a burn i was like probably not a bunch of corvette guys big wrench hellcat swaps his corvette i did mention that to him and he said i'm done i bet he is put a cowl hood it'll fit that's exactly what he said well we could just put a cowl hood on it and be fine it's not really any different than from the el camino yeah heavy with a dodge certain things just make the exact same thing really it really is actually dude did you guys uh did you see the hailstorm apparently this is really common in sturgis yeah that was gnarly yeah huge hail balls it just so happened to be a rally where everyone's uh riding motorcycles yeah and a lot of aren't even wearing helmets without helmets and uh yeah i saved one video of it like apparently it's relatively common in that area of south dakota for hailstorms but it looks like it's snow yeah it's literally accumulating on the road so not only do you have to worry about getting hit in the dome and everywhere else with you just got pretty large size hail you actually like might have to layer down too look this is the one i saw too look how big it's way worse than clippings holy crap fuck that's bigger than a golf ball if that domed you in the head yeah you could take an eye out i'm sure a bunch of people got domed i think it was the same storm but colorado had some massive stuff too yeah did you see the snow plow coming out that's in colorado holy shit my gosh and that's yeah for this this is like that's hail accumulation yeah it's all hail what you guys know what would have happened if we went to sturgis this year which we had we didn't go this year we've gone to what past three years taking a little hiatus yeah so we didn't we didn't go to surges this year but you know if we would have we'd have been like all right we're making anyways and we we would have been like all right we haven't made it the last three years we've tried we've tried we're doing it we're gonna just go get bikes and do this right we just got to make it to mount rushmore you know that it would have started hailing on our way there and we would have turned around storm if we could have just gotten to shelter as long as no one got hurt i've been lit bro it would have been lit for the video yeah i don't know i didn't have a whole lot of FOMO missing sturgis this year we've been hitting it pretty big hate sturgis give it a couple years a little cool off and then uh excited for it again or cheeto fest as he calls it it is fun we just had to let the dust settle a little bit we did pretty big last year everyone got tattoos again we'll tattoo the other leg sturgis yeah that was fun yeah so cj barham's like a stunt rider i think he rides for monster he's like harley stunt rider and he was partying very hard and sturgis so it looked and he like walks out yeah i got a sturgis tattoo and he lifts his about where we have our life opens and it says sturgis 2026 like hand-drawn really surges without the g he spelled it wrong he didn't know no yeah then the guy's like it says sturgis and then everyone's like it's sturgis without the g because he is a g and i was like yeah that works that'll work that'll justify it oh like he was saying that or he was like oh shit he has so many tattoos though it's like yeah doesn't even matter i mean pretty funny to give someone a tattoo that isn't spelled right pretty fucked up yeah no regrets it's like that that kid that got the vote for bobby tattoo you see that yeah he had to get a vote for bobby tattoo to get it above where it was originally intended to go well i don't know i was curious wrote it and then yeah it was the highland cow head with the the hair horns and then he's got some real supporters yeah people love that one girl started crying when she saw that was electric also i'm only bringing this up because i would love a genuine like you know how ryan's like just a suggestion you were like we should change the bark at the end to a bobby moo which i don't know if we know bobby like that yet it's true maybe we could just do it in like honor of him on this one but i don't think it could stick yeah that's what i thought too just for one yeah we can do it for in honor of him i like that because it would be a shame to just paint over a legacy like that yeah we gotta keep it and also it's just like our yeah our copyright thing like you just only really make one of those and that's just that yeah like it's just what it is it's like our producer tag yeah exactly yeah whatever it is it's just that's it yep can't really change it now yeah has anyone ever changed their producer tag i feel like that's just that's their brand i'm sure they have but only if their current producer tag nobody talks about you know if nobody said murder on the beat so it's not nice they'd probably change it until they find something that's true yeah good point there's somewhere on the white house website and trump like changed all of the president's presidential descriptions portrait 46 and 47 auto pen 46 president of the united states what what the auto pen which is it's in place of a biden portrait auto pen because this this is the this is the white house description of joe biden sleepy joe biden was by far the worst president in american history taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever blah i mean bunch of stuff and it's just a bunch of bad things this is on whitehouse.gov crazy bro um let's go to obama well like he just put in whatever description he wanted for all of his yeah as president barack obama passed the highly ineffective unaffordable care act resulting in his party losing control of both houses in congress he presided over a stagnant economy what's he say about george bush so he just like put in bad shit about everyone probably just his ops eh put in whatever he wanted to say looks like he did okay to bush probably just did the two guys that he's been kind of beefing something about monica for clinton yeah i could see him attacking clinton just because of hillary uh he put at the end in 2016 president clinton's wife hillary lost the presidency to president johnald j trump exclamation point he put the exclamation point so yeah bobby's not doing that to cormorant and more importantly to our videos he's not trying to rewrite history here i mean he is only four so he doesn't really know much about history either or how to write yeah it's like he's like i don't know it's only my third day out here you remember that little uzi vert clip someone's like asking him what he thinks of like the music festival they're at or whatever and he just goes i don't know it's only my third day out here they're like okay oh that's bobby because he's only been mayor for three makes sense oh yeah yep i can't believe it took little uzi it takes him more than three days to decide whether it's like what he thinks about the place how many days the go i think it's like a full yeah right four tops i guess coachella's two weekends maybe it was that yeah uh ben you know i wouldn't miss your wedding for the world but i was gonna go to the gathering of the juggalos this year so i'll have to postpone that one for next year you would fit in nicely there would you wear face paint i think i would to hopefully not be recognized i think i could go undercover like i'd go full juggalo i think to a get the experience and b fly under the radar those of uh the listeners that don't know what gathering of the juggalo just uh the insane clown posse's once a year big music festival where at uh i think it's in missouri i think it's missouri i think missouri or ohio or somewhere for some shit like that to happen and like what goes down there like so everyone everyone is dressed up wearing yeah like what a lot of showing of buttholes yeah that's kind of their thing i guess like you know you go to some festivals you like girls for the beads they okay flash themselves but i think it's more of a butthole thing interesting really guys girls everyone does it they spread the cheeks yeah they also say never uh pick up money you find on the ground because they're all poop dollars so there's like allegedly a lot of money laying on the ground but you don't want to take it what a crazy place to go a bunch of crazy people but like they're having a good time like evan would have a blast oh i yeah right you know he would i don't know it's just like craziness is there any videos of this or is it too yeah dude like like uh like that would be evan's boy right there yeah tell me gia's he went at least once maybe a couple times it's a pretty good little mini doc of it ryan would fit in nicely here but if we say ken with a gopro you're uh just you're in quad would work quad would work oh yeah if you wore your quad outfit people wouldn't even second guess it i don't know you go on stage and you gotta do something crazy with this guy stapled his nutsack to his thigh oh which was that's pretty crazy i'll admit that isn't there like some kind of thing where you you gotta like be initiated to be a juggalo i believe it i just can't fake it oh fuck i don't want to be a fraud i'm gonna have to look into that yeah what what is the initiation look like what's the initiation look like what's the initiation look like what's like you can go but you just can't pose as one or something i think i mean i've been listening to icp since i was in like third grade so i think that's got to qualify for something and so it's like a three-day music festival yeah like three four days yeah and so obviously they perform on like the last night uh or do they perform every night i think they there's like a lot of like little events like i don't know i think they they're like big into the backyard wrestling stuff a lot of blood yeah um like the trampolines made out of barbed wire and a lot of busted light bulbs and stuff juggalo thing okay yeah backyard wrestling but i think they kind of go hand in hand but then there's a ton of uh like associated acts like some normal like kid rock tech nine is big um i don't know if he's always there there but i mean there's a lot of mgk i don't think so uh i don't know because if he was there i know you wouldn't miss it and i wouldn't blame you like if you couldn't make my wedding i'd be like oh mgk is playing you love mgk i don't ryan would probably go but he doesn't have my wife's ass to slap so he might one time and it was an accident mgk of the gathering you should double down on bed's wedding day it starts today starts today well fuck i could go for a few days you could still make it you might miss the fago armageddon i would love that the camping sold out though i was looking into it oh you'd where is it somewhere to stay uh missouri somewhere yes missouri oh he's like holding this thing he's wearing like some bergen socks jack you want to come with sure where are we going next year hey you know as soon as don got back you'd be like wearing the face paint and like that means full ghetto wallet chain for sure he'd pick something up from them dude he young boy has been listening to icp the past month or two did you mention in passing and now he's like all right whenever evan's around i gotta it was the day the day i went with him to go to the mall to get his ears pierced i was just like fuck i can't believe i'm doing this so i was in control of the radio and i started playing icp and he actually picked up on it pretty crazy honestly you're such a good mentor we're listening to insane clown posse on the way to claire yeah that is pretty crazy really all he's missing is some face the uh the only artist going to uh gathering the jugglers that i recognize is tech nine and tech nine's awesome yeah he is dude did you guys ever see like there's a super fan who tattooed the juggalo face paint on on his face what he tattooed it and then he was like when they were they they kind of made fun of him because they're like why the fuck would you do that and then he was like what you're not like this guy's a fucking idiot like on their podcast what is he thinking for good reason and then he's just like why would you do that he's like we painted on for a reason ken can you pull that up let me see this guy i'm sure there's a picture of him right damn that would suck imagine being so dedicated to something that's awesome he was making a video saying it's permanently like fuck i think in the video though the guy this was like a while after he got it and he was saying how it like ruined his life i bet because he i mean yeah yeah he couldn't make sure it makes sense and also another fun fact is that those who shaggy and who violent j yeah they wear too dope and violent j they wear that face paint so much that they they look younger because of it because their faces i saw that in an interview son which is just interesting to me it's like kiss yeah yeah it's like you if you just kiss look younger i think their lifestyle probably evens it out okay this guy there we go yeah he does look young yep go get tattoos oh frick dude what was he thinking yeah that's tatted on his he kind of has a baby face what are you thinking when you get this i'm i'm done shut the xbox off ken we gotta rage quit there was nine solutions it's like this dude could like hack into a satellite and get into putin's security cams but he can't pull up anything on the tv sure everyone else whatever um dude have you guys heard about the uh lindsey clancy i think no a little bit yeah pretty yeah lindsey clancy story like what's going on and and how she's being charged but it's like probably her dude all right so this lady super quick recap and i don't know all the details so don't this is comedy in for in comedy informative well i was gonna say all the tiktok people that know every single detail to it i don't know all the details to it i don't know all the details to the story i've just heard it in passing from greta so this lady essentially was i think postpartum and was having like issues with postpartum depression and this doctor prescribed some kind of medication it wasn't working gave her more wasn't working gave her more and she was like having more and more like depression and problems and eventually got to a point where she was like worried that she was gonna like hurt her kids or hurt herself or something whoa so she kept going back to this doctor and they like were prescribing more classic but this lady essentially ended up killing her three kids and then attempting to commit suicide by like overdosing cutting her wrists and then jumping out of a window so this husband of the family you know the lady and the kids comes home from the store and finds the kids dead and the wife outside like alive still but like like i think knocked unconscious holy shit so he like calls the cop and he's like i don't know what's going on and he's like i don't know what's going on and then he calls the cops they come and like revive this lady but she's like in a coma and she ends up living right well now this lady's on trial yeah paralyzed from i think like the waist down but she's on trial and like after she like came to after this coma she like admitted to killing the kids oh no but now all this evidence is coming out he did it they think that he did it because he got married like four months later and like moved to a to a different state and i'm sure evan actually knows more details than i do because he's a crime junkie guy but but all this evidence yeah but yes i've all this evidence is coming out that like he did it and he was drugging her and like making it what there was like and this is all alleged this is alleged this is just like tiktok theories but there is there's more like they all alleged uh that exercise bands resistance bands were used to strangle the kids and they were like tied and sailor's knots and she's like a nurse she's not a sailor and he's a sailor or what really like a seaman i think he was in the navy how old were the kids the kids were like eight months three and five and also no yeah his dna was on all of those resistance bands but hers was only on one so it's like how is that possible got married four months later that is crazy she then jumped out of the home second story window and was paralyzed from the waist down the crime scene investigators were like this would this would have been done with a from a person who's left-handed and i guess her her his new wife is left-handed yeah and his new wife apparently like ties her like the something around her waist when she runs in the same knot or something like that but there's a bunch of details that like point towards it obviously all alleged and i don't know all the details so if you're more curious on it you can obviously look up but murder mystery yeah greta was telling me all about it and but where was this at uh massachusetts i want to say but yeah she's on trial right now so i think obviously everything is kind of like coming to but to my understanding is like the husband was actually never he was never like questioned i thought it was always the husband like that's only the first person i questioned well apparently this this lady like came to and like admitted to doing it and she thought that she did it or something like i don't know she was is she still crazy now or is like she kind of leveled out i don't know i haven't seen any videos of her crazy pretty heavy what do they look like what's the husband look like it's like a normal white guy really yeah that's so sad that's so messed up i hate stories like that that's why i don't i don't know like listening about that or watching anything it's insane i don't need it oh and then like there's some details about like her body temp was at like 82 degrees when they ended up finding her but the kid's body temp was more than that so that would have meant that she died first yeah and then the kids after so obviously or she attempted when the kids would have allegedly died her apple watch data had her heart rate at 57 beats per minute there's some weird stuff in there's some weird stuff things that like don't really line up interesting have you haven't heard on your murder mystery no i haven't like listened to the full i've just been seeing like the tiktok stuff on facebook when they're solved don't you kind of fall asleep to that kind of stuff yeah that's crazy to me and it was just i bet i believe that that shit wakes me up i mean i've been having some fucked up dreams and i had a dream that ryan died the other day yeah that's the first thing you told me hey man how was your weekend i had a dream you died and i was like dude i straight up like i i had a dream on saturday night that ryan like fell out of a building because i you know when greta starts telling me like these stories and i don't like listening to the i like i don't watch scary movies and i don't like seeing like negative tiktoks or stories like this for that reason because it fucks with my dreams and just like my overall like psyche so i avoid it but greta was telling me all about this on like friday night i fall asleep friday night or maybe saturday night and i have this crazy dream about ryan like falling from this tall building and i knew you were staying at a hotel because you were posting like in this hotel like on the balcony i had a weird dream that ryan fell out of this balcony at his hotel and died and i woke up in like a straight sweat panic panic it felt so real and like i just remember the first thing being like i need to call and check on ryan never did never did never did well i i yeah yeah i never did but i must have i must have fell back you were like that was the first thing that came to mind really yeah i was just like i should check on him oh thanks bud so i almost did but no it's honestly i think that's the type of thing they say the thought count it's the thought that counts appreciate that yep when it comes to checking in on your friends yeah that's crazy though yeah i'm gonna i'm actually i don't really fuck with heights but i was looking at over the balcony at my hotel and it was right on the water i was on the seventh floor and i was like i'm pretty sure you could clear this to the water i was looking at it seven floors it was no taller than the fucking cliff that 70 feet probably yeah that evan jumped off of no taller that was 35 feet 35 feet i've jumped 40 yeah that's 40 feet it must have been a short seven stories then is there a decent like size marina or boardwalk between yeah you could snipe between there but there was an old pier underneath the water and that's what would have got you but yeah no i just looked at i i think it's like male urge you walk up to a ledge and you're like oh there's water out there i think i could jump to it yeah and i just like looked at it but i knew i couldn't do it you're not a jumper right i'm not a jumper you're a lot of things but not a jumper ryan bean jumping into the pools yeah no mike can you pull one up i'm on the other side of the internet could we have ken could you possibly do this for us i asked is your web redemption yeah your web redemption ryan bean ken are you playing sudoku i'm pulling this video up I can't is it this one what's the code on the tv there is no i'm just looking at fish apple tv's not popping up now all right i'll just do it is it on the tv okay good luck it's not showing up on my phone what holy what bro he's like what ryan bean is like a today age like full-blown stuntman wait he's just did a backflip off the side of the pool that was sick because he like kind of started just like does he live in cole from sd's neighborhood it looks like it he's the next why is he jumping into six inches of water dude does this guy like have unbreakable legs dude seriously dream backyard setup it's a pool six inches of water yeah why not have more water because it wouldn't look as cool then but where is his he just did one absolutely this one massive cliff this is what i'd say he's most known for 125 feet oh my he's crazy gosh dude dude and you scroll through his instagram every single one is every clip is crazy dude you know how hard it is to time a front flip like that to not over rotate no i can't do a front flip i mean just absolutely nuts oh do the one where he's at the skate park with the soap on his butt that's a classic ken you'll like this one it actually does look pretty fun wait what what holy shit dude this is insane he rides a whole skate park on his ass you'd leave a brown streaker on the whole thing this is ken's kind of skating right here dude i know this looks really smooth it's still got it kind of hurt though i'm thinking it only takes one little sharp anything to have a bad day holy crap dude we gotta hit this guy oh what a what a nut he has 1.4 million he deserves it damn yeah i couldn't it's not a jumper mike yeah thanks for pulling that out mike ken i don't know if you're on the same wi-fi as us or something but like you're just straight up not able to connect i'm just gonna screen record this it's not showing up on my phone did you delete the e-sim oh now now of course podcast studio shows up all right see if you can go to it what are all these hey hey the fuck yeah what the fuck i do feel this actually because uh my i just moved into my house and uh my wi-fi is fucking atrocious i'm living in 1972 and i'm there with the guy and i'm like i don't have wi-fi and he goes just fine on my phone and i'm like i can't i can't do anything nothing works look at my i like do the speed test maybe maybe you got your some little corrosion on your phone ryan i don't know what the fuck is going on dude it's because you took your case off and broke it and i'm waiting to get a new i was thinking more of the malware side oh i think you got some real malware in your in your uh software no malware first of all there is no malware in or near or around my hardware well ken i think the next you know the nice part is is there's always next pod to redeem yourself maybe the wi-fi will work that time oh here we go all right boys well here we go big big weekend big weekend week big week yep weekend yep next time you see me i'll be a married man it's pretty crazy so apologize to all you we won't even see you after you guys out there though oh yeah we don't even see you for like three weeks yeah holy shit gonna be a little bit going to france how long are you going dude ken's gonna sleep like a fucking baby he's gonna be like oh thank god he's gone hey ken just just remember i got people everywhere i know so monday i got the same people monday you take off on your long okay we have different people we have different people kid i think we've proved that different we've proved that different over the last couple weeks he's asking for it ben ken oh my god there is levels to this ken all right you you successfully pulled off one prank okay i've been doing this shit for years i was talking with the bride's dad this weekend he watches all the stuff and i just can't believe he hasn't figured out yet when you guys do i go no no no no can't we were originally playing checkers and ken then learned checkers and we had to move to 3d chess we just keep we just seems like these pranks are always very one-sided well yeah that's usually how a prank works three-dimensional prank well not one-sided one direction i guess well ken and it's just maybe one maybe these pranks are going to turn around there's some ideas floating around oh all right all right well lots to live for new podcast every tuesday subscribe if you haven't appreciate you guys so much thank you guys see you next week peace congrats on the new whip mike thank you brother f-150