OUR BIGGEST REVEAL EVER! -You Should Know Podcast- Episode 200

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know podcast episode two hundred round of applause please wow wow i mean king that's a duch can that's a duch at the malchai hey hey hey yeah malchai does have a little yeah it's like a little up and down thing it's in with yeah yeah if you're new here or if you haven't already with blue you see subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong even more below thanks here comment section fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong go and fill that out get your good karma guys we are here episode two hundred let's take the shades off now now it is episode two hundred thank you it is man to everybody that is that is here celebrating this very special episode we are in suits for the audio listeners we are in i'm talking black on black john wick who did something to my dog suits we look like we're absolutely coming for your entire lineage we look good man or paul bears what one of the two we're either going to a funeral or we're like we're we're assassinated dude but okay you joke around with the paul bear thing i was a paul bear an imp i've told this before but i was an impromptu paul bear for my grandma do you know how awful i didn't think that whoever was in charge should literally be slapped do you know you can't make it hey man someone backed out you want to hold the casket yeah i said you don't do that that's not like oh or or or don't know sick you got to start tonight the game oh okay it's like hey your cousin dropped out you got to hold your dead grandma yeah you can't it's just not the same like cancer lily snipe my grandma right that's already that's already hard enough on on a young boy right during covid so i'm in the house nothing but thoughts right i get to the funeral i prepped for like three weeks i was here and i'm gonna go i'm gonna sit down i'm gonna just you know everything's gonna be alright you prepped three weeks to sit well yeah sit it like you prepped three weeks you have a speech or nothing no no no no you're gonna do nothing no i was gonna sit there in three weeks to get to that conclusion it's gonna sit there and mourn oh so i was preparing for that and seeing that all the speeches of the white people that went up there and all that like i was like you don't know where like i do right i was sitting there prepping for that and imagine we pull up to the funeral home right i i give people hugs oh i'm so sorry i'm like who the fuck are you right yeah they're like so worse worse part of funerals right like are you you you you missing boy you lost boy like now i know there's a dead woman in there but do you know what she looks like boy that ain't your grandma oh that's so and so and so they're like hey mimo i mean had a little extra weight on her i don't think we have enough people to carry this casket and then i was like and then they're like paid and you're the next biggest guy we got you got to carry your grandma so i carried her and pour her i was rocking and i wasn't strong enough you know she was in that dumb one it was a weight malfunction oh yeah yeah it was disproportionate sides left side was now meeting some help now tell me if i'm wrong god bless your soul yeah your grandma wasn't like the thickest on the last day especially not after the the therapies so what how and when was pressed and not there because you certainly wouldn't have been the next biggest guy they want to get the other in too as i said i didn't call press it in his tractor feet to carry her he's like i love you mimo that's not okay it's not okay i'm sorry yeah i actually left a big dent in our family yeah i didn't happy 200 everybody now is it now is now okay appropriate i'ma go with 50 50 right but hilarious and accept one would go a hundred percent yeah now if you've panned to that fourth camera right yeah now every single person's in black yes now the only full black person isn't what now you talk about an oxymoron that is i mean that's beautiful can we bring can we settle this right can has brought up we're six minutes in can was brought up two topics no two of them are about black people can i say i love i mean guys 200 isn't the last episode all right we still we got a lot of years ahead of oh my god dude the last episode oh i mean you're and i'm gonna have police at my door and you know there's so many people listening and watching this right now that haven't watched ever or maybe it's been some years and they're like god these guys are really oh yeah they're like what is happy super quick fun game go ahead 20 seconds each no no no no like for for the listeners yeah so this is specifically for our Spotify listeners we're gonna go 20 seconds each i want you the ASMR yeah yeah what the what the stew looks like right now oh yeah what the set looks ASMR give it to him make i mean make them be right here with me let me talk to you right here oh no how can it look in the ASMR that's the immediate scroll that is the immediate scroll there might be a field for that there honestly might be a mucus ASMR they're just like oh my god i really like you wore hog and i believe here i'll go first i'm gonna go ahead here here you go so it's a brisk evening the studio is the exact same in the setup however there's a hundred golden and black balloons there's a massive growth of two the walls are lined with black and gold strings and liners there's a bunch of colorful confetti on the ground there's gunpowder on my lap and we're here for the one in only episode 200 episode 200 dude can i say this man we've done 200 of these things now good lord it's not like we've done 200 and it took us a lot of time like we just did 200 here and there 200 weeks in a row we have not missed a single Monday single and and and for more for more what's the word i'm looking for for more contact yeah yeah you have to understand that is that is very close to like four years it's very three hundred sixty five days in a year yeah now you're doing weird math let's just do weeks right let's do weeks 52 yeah and it's one episode per week so it's 52 so 52 times four is it's eight so let's do 52 times two so do 50 do 50 plus 50 100 now do two plus two four so 104 weeks so now do that times two so the one becomes 208 200 here we go 208 so we are very close to four years straight and let's not pretend like there hasn't been some sickness a lot there hasn't been some heartache a lot of there hasn't been some some child being born there hasn't been some crazy traffic some technical difficulties but no matter what yeah has been across from us we have looked at it we have either gone around it gone through it upper-cutted it we've broke through that wall and we've delivered every single Monday for 200 episodes i'm so proud of us man i'm so proud of us i really am i really am that is a that's a that's an amazing I think at some point in this episode we get the tears going we're going to get emotional it's going to happen I think I have something to you know really start sparking that oh my god friend Diego shout to the ego if you're in the Patreon you see them get this Lamborghini champagne I don't know if that is unbelievable if I would have gifted it would have been that would have been a Honda a Honda like Sparkling water Lambo champagne so I don't know how you get this maybe if like you buy a car that's yeah I don't know he's tapped into the car world but that that's oh wow and he brought this this brought this was for episode 200 so can now since they're glass is it bad I kind of just want to take it home I don't want to get indulged in that is that is beautiful now can I be honest real quick my suit's too tight oh the bottle's moving oh you move you know you move the placeholder sorry my dude tight so this motion right here I'm hearing all in the back we're gonna have a distress fee when we turn them back in honestly they're gonna hey did y'all like fight with scissors okay sorry to get aggravated sorry Diego now I'm gonna apologize for the both of us that was uncalled for that was absolutely unnecessary that is a that bottle resembles I know all right this is a beautiful bottle shout out to our friend Diego now if y'all are watching or listening if you're in the comfort of your home and your of age why not celebrate with us why not first off give yourself a hug or pat on the back maybe even give yourself a kiss I don't know how that would work but we appreciate you and you've been here you have been here for this journey and now celebrate with us you might as well let's do it here we go it is 8.30 am if you're watching us on the drop we're like pour up like a poor poor woman she's like this her kids are running around she's like oh I mean I guess she's like yeah I just need an excuse she's like it's just like thank God I've been one news for months that's like vintage painting all right no no no Diego I'm not gonna lie like I don't know if you wanted these back I'm taking this glass home I'm just gonna put that up happy episode 200 I mean that is a I'm not dumb because you're supposed to do it from the side right yeah that's pure I mean you should know you you should know wordplay here you go I mean it literally smells like a lizard pistons turn your cup a little bit yeah God we have no class you until we've never had money here we go here we go what happened here we go what do they do they go I mean that's for wine but no this does take away this does this wine or champagne uh this is champagne I mean it literally smells like a drunk night pitch in here you know it literally smells like an like a apple juice induced piss all right cam I'm very fantastic though very I swallowed the mic this jacket I know literally I'm like I'm very proud of you 200 weeks in a row a kid and almost a second one yes sir um you've had a wedding through this yes sir don't know what else happened your life really had a job and left the job but how do you want me to hold you're at that job and those every weekend but that was fantastic but that was in at hundreds from a hundred to 200 oh from a hundred to 200 yeah no no no no no no no sir no 100 200 you got a kid had a kid not to have a second kid have a second kid you know you move into a new house yeah moved I mean you know all whatever personal family stuff so I just want to say thank you for coming here well before you do that no no no you don't get to out out class and out out working word me shout out to you from from before zero not even a hundred because I mean we were doing it before 102 that was a weird metric you used but from zero from the idea from the conception all the way to 200 never took a day off you obsess over it it is your baby you have built this empire of a platform it is amazing so shout out to you too thank you buddy I love you couldn't done without your cheers and thank you to all you all let's taste test it I mean is this way you put into drive the limbo like this is gasoline I go this is this is this is 89 right here and that's 87 this 89 that's how you know we live different lives I was like not too bad no yeah no it is pretty good I'm just joking it's actually really good dude I honestly and I want to say a quick thank you actually not quick at all this could take very long go for it to all the it's all the fans everybody that watches I mean this is the some people have been here for 200 episodes 100% I mean and if you have we got to get you checked out I don't know first off God bless you and your mental yeah I mean you're probably walking around saying some things you don't agree with you probably have some terrifying vocal stems yes but we appreciate you from bottom of our heart we really do you all have provided a life for me for cam for everybody that you see back there Dario I mean he's new here but we're getting there right to everybody that you see you've provided a lifestyle that we most people in the world would would die to have so without y'all none of this that you see is possible we haven't forgotten that and we just want to say thank you and I mean there's people there's people that have almost become family you know what I mean like there's some fans out there like Morgan like shy girl I remember Apollo in the in the early street Apollo wow it's much Louisiana like there's so many people and I didn't like right now to listen to like the first things it's like my parents know who these people are you know what I mean like there's like if I see them on the street I would know who they are and that's just because they decided to spend a couple days a week with us 100% and relationships have formed from watching us yeah when we were put stuff on blast when we yeah I mean maybe not fully I'm like you know it is what it is but like James we never thought but it's beautiful yeah we went on tour yeah and people literally because being in the discord being it on every Monday on YouTube patreon they were like oh my god like let's meet up like people it's it's weird because it's it's a very like it's an internet thing they feel like they're here with us we feel like they're here with us but they're actually doing it in the flesh like they're meeting up hanging out got hotels together yeah hey I don't have anyone to go to the show with but I'm not missing it oh my god I'm going by myself too and it's like it's just a beautiful thing it's wild it's such a it is such a good and like wholesome community yeah no it really is it honestly is and shout out to the to the discord days you know oh geez oh geez like there is like 20,000 people in the discord 30,000 whatever it is in the discord that just talked about YSK and I know there's a group chat on the Instagram like with people that just talk about anything talk about YSK anymore it's just kind of saying they built just they they're like that that was their common ground and now they're just connected yeah and and all these people you know there's this girl that tags me on Instagram every week and it's her baby like yes like reacting to the intro clapping clapping dude that's so crazy like the formative years as if human beings lives is as revolves around the podcast yeah crazy shout out to the shout out to the people that came on tour between episode 100 and 200 we've gone on two tours that's crazy that's wicked itself 100% that is that's actually absolutely crazy yeah seeing like thousands of you in person done amazing sold out venues done I mean East Coast to West Coast went to Canada like we've it's been it's been a lot in that literally just a hundred episode frame yeah I mean so much it's honestly this is the like we didn't sit and talk before this like what are we gonna talk about I kind of just wanted to be raw and like whatever we're feeling in the moment to come out because this is I mean it's crazy like this is something we've never experienced it whenever gonna experience it again but I was very reminiscent like the whole day yeah like I was just like playing with Malachi whatever I was feeding breakfast this morning I was like oh I was like almost four years I was like that is that's crazy yeah like that that really is like before like four years is like almost the whole time I've been married crazy four years is the whole time somebody's in high school um whole time someone's in college if they don't like except if you're paying hard and yeah I go if you're paying no you're there for about 18 months I don't know no you know what no because I was in college for through I was in college for three years no you're no you're enrolled for three you actually did it for two and you did it with with confidence for one you know it's crazy I was in college for three years and I never got past freshman level education oh yeah no you left with like 33 credits you're there for three years you you completed on average four classes it's crazy yeah I hate to or keep going no no I mean it's just it's wild I was like every and it wasn't even like it's not like I was sit like you said I wasn't sitting with a pen and paper like oh my god what like what can I compare this to I was just walking around the house and doing chores and like Malachi hanging with live and I was just like man this is like a a very big milestone it's great you never think how long 200 episodes is and tell which I did the other day and I watch this podcast drunk Voldynos whenever I'm drunk and I come back home I'll turn on the podcast at home and just watch I beg these my funny it's crazy to go back to like episode 104 oh yeah look at us I'm like these look sick oh yeah they were eating we were both severely malnourished every time I see an old one I'm like yeah I look at myself I'm just like god I had a girlfriend and then I had a wife with the chin strap a chin strap fluffy hair big head no muscle mass and none god bless live I don't know what she's on me I mean that's I mean that's a scout oh my god she she had to have had like a omen in her ears like trust me it'll be worth it For years. Yeah, I mean, because there's no way there's no way you saw Seminole me and was like You're like give me a load of that seminole mean you're probably like, oh, what the Like and I was like, yeah, pick it back get back Really didn't you really didn't like I play basketball call of duty, huh? It looks like okay. All right. You're kind of hot. Yeah. I mean weird time. It's crazy And bro and you think about legit think about the fact that you have lived in Just here in Dallas Three different locations crazy You were doing it in Austin before you came here You like the whole concept and like the foundation work came to you in Houston like you've done this throughout the whole great state of Text you flew to Arkansas. Yeah, that was our first time ever together fun time Like it's bro, you have been doing it through a lot of it and that's not to this count Oklahoma you probably had the itch and everything and you were probably working behind the scenes there and like trying to visualize it all But it's like you have been legit like five to six maybe Seven like different locations all while doing this crazy one task Job goal and you've been working on it no matter where you've been. Yeah, it's on it It's crazy to think about because it doesn't feel like it like all this feels so fast Yes, bro because we're I was on the phone with Travis and Grayson before we got here They called me about something and then I super quick shout out to them love y'all shout out to y'all Travis and Grayson you're fantastic. We absolutely love you. Hopefully soon. That's those are agents and just a test sound out If you're actually watching this Texas right now in the group meds say monkey knuckles if they don't do that you're fired But yeah, we're on the phone on the way up here and they're like two two hundred like that's crazy How's it feel and I was like I don't know really just all kind of moves it does so fast So I'm saying those those little pockets of time where it's like like today today was today was actually so perfect Yeah, we normally record at a complete different time earlier in the day and today We did it more on the evening based because we plan on going to have like a nice dinner afterwards and it was like Every every recording day. We're normally already doing it like I'm already home at this time right and so today It was like you're kind of sitting around like man like you know I got some time and that was the perfect time to where everything kind of slowed down and I got to like think about it It's crazy because it really does it's just like day after day week after week month after month We just got to keep going and we keep doing it and we love it while we're doing it, but there's like very far and a few times like actually Right like kick back and like reflect on it. It's crazy. It really is. I think I think now this episode isn't just like a we're gonna Talk about to under like we wanted to dedicate a good time to this before we get into our regularly scheduled programming and at a certain Port in the episode we're gonna have a mic on that fourth camera and you're gonna get the Volody reveal I mean it's crazy How many of you motherfuckers skip to that part? How many people skip to that in the time stamp right now? You're a coward no one loves you. Yeah, you need to stay. It's gonna build the suspense It's like I was gonna say a very weird thing. We're gonna say it's like good for play. You don't go straight to you know What you got to build that suspend put there's some time you're watching a show you just quickly grab that in your thigh But then you remove your hand, but then you're watching the show in 10 more minutes go and you just whisper a sweet little nothing in that earlobe Yeah, and then she looks at you you pretend you're asleep, okay, but then you wake back up you take a sip of water But when you take the sip of water you're slowly taking off your shorts and now Now the chessboard is set the timer is hit the games begin That is how you build this this is the only Modern the world that looked like the squid games like that sounded like a Squid games like and then in all honesty when we get there. I'm psych Yeah, I'm sorry, like you know what? You know, I love you. You know, we're in this for the long run not for the exciting peaks You know, we have a constant stream. Yeah, and I'm so I don't know everything I can say in this episode But that kind of relates to a lot of things with me and Volody There's something that happened, but For play isn't always hit for me, man, like I like it. I like it most of the time 90% of the time But sometimes I'm literally like a capy bar You know what I mean. I'm sitting there at the edge of the bed. Oh Ready to pass oh You're sitting there the edge of bed Oh my god. You ever ready to just Pounce on I mean, I'm ready to pounce, but no, I am I am a I mean I am an absolute Absolute professor of the word of for play. That's great. No, I respect that but sometimes you got to know your male Manorisms, right? You know if I wait any longer we got a point five second relay race here like it's not gonna last too long We got to get to it or it's gonna end. I think I always have a point five relay So I really need to impress with the fourth leg. I think that's my honest to God's truth I know this is gonna be subpar so let me wow you with my hands. You're the guy. Wow you with other parts You're the basketball player that in the lay-up lines. They're doing windmills. They're looking crazy throwing oops themselves DNP in the game did not play hundred percent hundred percent. I'm the guy. I'm gonna go and slap the glass on the on the layup Yeah, I'm gonna shoot a little middie jumper I'm gonna play a smooth game. I might get my season average. I might I might fall a little short, but I'm playing yeah You're not I'm in the game, and that's that's where I like to stay man to wrap up this sappy episode 200 stuff Um, I just want to say this isn't like we're not talking like this like oh this is the end or like oh we don't I mean y'all just got to wait till the millions. Yeah, complete opposite. We got to wait to the million subscriber episode That's coming up in a couple weeks. Okay, so on 199 last week. We gave him a little sneaky. Shout-out to all six of you to watch it No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I lose. I was gonna call you at some point yesterday And I said, you know, I'm just let breathe a little bit I'll take a week off for two Anyway, 199 we teased 200. Yeah, go back on Jeff. Yes. Oh, yeah No, shit, please go watch one night, but 200 do we give a quick little we're not we're not it's just like breadcrumbs Hansel and Gretel. We're not spill anything, but do we want to talk on the one millie real quick? Do we speak on like what's coming don't want to I can we no just breadcrumb it breadcrumb. Yeah, I'm not gonna reveal it But can I just say let's go for it? Can I just say it's gonna feel really unplugged it is it's gonna feel real unplugged very unplugged There's there's there's amazing things coming and I think to wrap this very quick little little breadcrumb Hansel I'm gonna go with the one million subscriber episode is like the window to the future. Yes, it's it's the new era of wise Okay, 100% yeah, it's it's going to be it's gonna be a blast. It's going to be I'm hell. It's gonna be a blast from the production side us of making it and the consumer side for y'all Trust me from reals perspective, but it's it's gonna be so much fun So and round of applause. This is the first YSK project. We actually have done like it's there's things ready to go before we Yeah, we're like we're like we're going on tour You know we're coming to know we're like we're going on tour. They're like where we're like Is I mean that's the more if you knew I mean, okay? Yeah, we done with the savvy part. Don't want this everywhere. Can I ask you a question? You can ask me anything you want It was just your iceberg day. It was we're pulled. Yeah, it was just your iceberg day it was because I was meaning to ask you this You took her to a staycation. We talked about it on patreon. It's this whole debate. We had we did. Yes now You took it to a five star hotel. I did I never heard a gig like that straight Now, but I've had this debate with people, right? I mean we're where they are go for it. Doesn't matter what room you stay in on a vacation. Does the room matter? On a vacation the true heart now this now this is probably the first time I'm going to cross that threshold with you say that again. This is probably now. There's a lot of s's there This is the first time I'm going to cross that threshold with you It doesn't need to be about that staycation It's just but I'm saying like when you go out on vacation with the girl you take you take your girl to to Why don't we go? I'm not going to Wyoming. Mexico from Wyoming. I'm sorry. I'm never I'm literally never stepping foot in your state anyway Now it's the with the girl part that absolutely changes the answer Okay, because you know when we went to tour you like things nice We all like nice things and we follow our leader, right? We got to a hotel that we all thought was nice and you said This is scum and we went really I was like I don't mind it at all and you literally go Well y'all can stay I'm out and you grabbed your bags and left and we were in a different country So okay, so that's one thing. I don't mind that if it has literally if it has a locking door and air conditioning I don't even need a bed like if I'm cold it with the locked door. I can fall asleep. It's just a different road That's that's not right the whole point of you going somewhere is like somewhere outside of your home It's to treat yourself nice. Why would you go to a vacation and somewhere that's worse in your home? Because I like saving my Mula I Like my money. Why you think going to vacation then big night? That's now because you said with your girl with your girl I very honest to God. It was like a rebirth on that staycation So I'm not talking about it, but that was what opened my eyes The quality of the room that is 100% where you fall in your budget, right that you do not deserve to be judged for that at all now Something that is an easy fix if you can ask for it and some hotels even allow you to choose it if you can get Either a corner room Or you can get a room that has the better view so like the same price, but like Where we stay in LA remember how we always used to get oh my god This is sexy view and that one time we said we're looking at a lot. Yeah, so if you can choose the sexy view You get the sexy view when you're with your girl because it's just the ambiance is better The blinds are open you're looking into lights and in the city and other humans You don't want to be looking in the gravel see okay, but okay yet I 100% agree with your girls a special occasion Yes, let's take it off that just if you're on vacation with yourself you take yourself on a vacation There's a room matter. Oh, I could I could literally rent out an Airbnb that belongs to like a family of two that has like literally a two bedroom house That was built in 89 and they're still in there. Oh, yeah, they live there. They're in a secret basement and I'm like do sick I'm like let's do it like what's the Wi-Fi and I'm good well, okay But I don't understand that because I like the best part of vacation is where you sleep and when you're wake up at no Sir you're an itinerary guy, aren't you? Yes, sir. That's so weird That's the if you want to sleep good buy a better mattress. I'm going to this vacation spot to do what this vacation spot has to offer I go to the beach. I'm not worried about my sleep I'm actually probably gonna get less sleep cuz I want to stay up latest Probably get drunk. Yeah wake up early and hit the morning waves. Yeah, okay, but the best thing is I can't go buy an ocean Right, so when I go on vacation I want to wake up to an ocean. I want an ocean view I want to spread a remote control curtain that opens up and I see the Pacific exactly That's what I want to Pacific and then you see your doom scroll. I'm in the Pacific already for three hours Well, I can't swim now that's true. That's very true, but that no I completely disagree to me on a vacation like an actual vacation I we're gonna do yeah, not we're here for whatever a wedding. So we're just sleeping. Mm-hmm. I want I want a good room But I do not sleep as like legit last time on my on my menu It's so strange and I hate it. I tend to worry people on vacations now and now and you say that. Yeah, you say that if you oh my god You say that but if I Did not oh, maybe we should eat here. Maybe we did Sometimes on someplace we've been we would have just been a lost cause just walking That's the best part of vacation. I want to be lost in a city or a our country that I've never been to why Do you want to be lost? You don't talk to anybody? You're not bumping shoulders go hey, man. What's the best thing to run here? What's your life story? You're like this? And we're just I mean the amount of steps that I walk with you when we go to a foreign city Yeah, you would think we're training for a marathon like you it's like when we're here at home You're like I'm in the house or we're gonna go do some fun But by God when we go somewhere you put on your focus and it's it's a half marathon time You're like dude, let's go to lunch to the walk for four hours afterwards. I'm like no dude vacation is vacating your normal life Right in my normal life, Dr. Sus the hell was that you vacate yours being see I turned into a super hero with I got some liquor. It means no, but in my normal life I have an itinerary every day. I wake up. I got a meeting here. I got to sit in this. I got to edit this I got to finish this you know what I mean? That's why normal life when I'm like I went on vacation I want to be lost. I want to just be out. I almost want to be homeless If I saw hotel, I don't think I've I don't think the words I want to be lost has ever left my mouth River in any scenario. I want to be lost never have I said that no one should want to say that dude I actually hope I have no clue where I am like no one says that I What I now the itinerary at home is that it's it's for the greater good, right? You need I think the biggest thing that'll help you you need to classify your vacations. There's vacations where you do Say you're going to a UFC fight. We're gonna do this. We're gonna hit the casino We're gonna have a steak dinner. That's where the itinerary comes into play No because if you wait last second dude, honestly, we're splurge and I just hit like 4k on bakarol Let's go get a rib eye and you go hey Can I get one they go? Oh, you needed to call a month ago. Yeah, and you go oh Ruby Tuesdays. It is and now who's having the better vacation? I'm sitting there cutting in to a Tomahawk, but I knew you're sitting there going Is this even hot but going back to four play? I think the unplanned I think the unplannedness of that is the sexy part now Yeah, yeah, like I'll pencil you in for seven. Yeah, it's not you're not getting all of me You're not getting all of me. I'll get up, but I'm not John. I'm not on tippy toes like down there You know, it's not it's it's there. It's gonna happen. It'll be mediocre. Yeah, but we'll be happy at the end now when it's Continuous, that's the best oh god if I talk to me if I'm watching Vekna destroy someone Yeah, and then all of a sudden my inner thigh gets grabbed. Oh, dude. I mean it's I'm sitting there like Quick pause quick lock of the door because our son can almost reach the handle now really yeah, he's getting tall now That's gonna be bad dude. Okay the first time he walks in have you ever walked did you ever walk it on your parents? No sir Neither but I could tell when it was happening Right, I would hit that because they'd never like I'm so sorry They're gonna hate this and I've never had this guy and then Voldemort's looking at me like this don't But like I was a kid my parents never locked their door like it never happened Oh, yeah, and so I remember going up there one day and I hit the in the middle of the night I was trying to open it up because I didn't understand yeah right and it was locked and then I was like oh my god You sinful I thought we were done. Oh my god. You're nasty. You're nasty. So you never walked in on your parents. No sir Thank you. Are you worried about your kid walking it on you? Yeah, well there you go. I go. There's your answer No, we can get a mic. We can start this with the mic. Oh, God. Are you want some more before your wife answers this? That literally was camouflage. I was actually like I had no clue where it was it blends in nice. No, it's beautiful Hey, yeah, what are you about to say? You're not worried about your son walking in on you in the future. How old is he though? What what age do you okay? We're he can I like six six like Six years old Malacca. No, I'm not worried about that. What is it when he was when he was a baby? Cameron don't act like you did it when he was in that best in it in the room. So don't even Wait, and it was his idea. It was Cameron's idea. Of course it was Okay, now live now the fact that you just aired that out on the grail episode of episode 200 is a wicked thing to do first off now I'm gonna assume because he was young this was off the stretch of the six to eight weeks where no coitus was allowed Right, and I was probably like a rabid squirrel going after that little nut They see out there in the field and I I literally would have scaled the great wall of China for that nut So if my son happened to be in the vastinette, I don't care Can I say you got a family reunion in the living room now we're now we're going on charter territories. No, the door would have been shut Mimi's like, you know hear that yeah sounds like some rest that I go get back Oh, yeah, no Tag you okay, but okay, I honestly let me be a good third party here. Yeah, I mean Kim that glass is full Can I be an honest third party here? I think when he's basing that age his brain isn't even close to being developed So he's gonna have no cognitive memory. It doesn't matter. No fact I don't think I could get up around that, but that's a you thing you have different. It's not like he's in eyesight He's behind me now if he well he was cross at at that point either so we were two for two he wasn't he wasn't seeing Stray for guards. It could be from a certain distance. Yeah, oh my god We're making it joking joking. Yeah, but honestly and Voldy we can talk about this. I Dude, I can't do that to my son because I know like one day when I have a kid One day when I know you can't oh, honestly. Oh my god. Can I can I say that? Oh, yeah, we do that with room So one day when I have a kid like I am very worried about him walking in on me and my wife Doing the nasty. Oh, yeah, because Me and Voldy. Oh, yeah, call spade a spade. Well, no something similar happened So me and Voldy she brings her dog over sometimes And this poor guy got the cutest eyes in the world and he's attentive and you know He liked to watch a movie with us, you right, but mom and dad were drinking mom and dad were feeling good All right, and so I remember We're starting to play a little bit of tigers. Oh, there you go And I look over to my right and that dog's like this And I literally was like impressive No, but he was just staring at me like like staring at me in the in the in my heart dropped and I was like this poor guy got picked up from a pound. He didn't think he was gonna watch pound down. Okay. That's good. Now that's you are. Now. Okay. Now. Oh my god. Okay. You know, the floodgates are open. It's 200. No, yeah. Oh, we're just we're gonna keep on. So extremely similar with Ruby, right? Yeah. Now I've already I've already been on this exact podcast saying that my dog has licked me during during intercourse. We'd save this part of the body that the dog licked him. Jesus Christ. Okay. The feet. Thank you. But it's saying that is crazy. We got to put context for the clippers. That is true. Okay. Yeah. So my my dog has licked my feet before during coitus. Right. Now there was one time where you would have thought I was wearing peanut butter shoes, right? She would not. She would not leave me alone. And now it's getting honestly weird. Like it's getting weird at this point. Like my wife's losing her arousal. I'm getting angry. You shouldn't be angry during your wife. That's not good. No. So I. So I. No, we got to get monetized this video. That is very true. We need that. I'm going to say I I removed Ruby from the bed with my. Now. How that happened? Now. Now. Okay. Now that's fair. That's fair. I just want to like I said, this is an episode of honesty. It is an episode of honesty. She wouldn't get off. I was kind of like, all right, Ruby. All right, Ruby. And then I was like Sean Michaels. I was like, all right, Ruby. Yeah. I definitely hit a quick. I was like, Oh, God. Okay. She's like, Oh, it was one of those. That's a. That's insane. All right. We're. Oh, no, no, I'm so sorry. Now this is a real thing to happen. Like me. Like I think last week. Okay. Super quick. Me and Liv went to watch. Me and Liv went to watch the new movie. I believe it's called House made with Sydney, Sweden. Oh, there's a city heard of. There's a Sydney, Sweden movie. Yeah. Didn't do the best on marketing. Okay. We go to watch this movie. And it has that very attractive white man from, what does he from? It ends with us. It ends with us with Blake. Oh, he lives in all. No, not that guy. I don't know who he is. The guy that was heard that was homeless that grew up with her. And then like she gets with him at the end. I don't see the movie. Very attractive white man. I see the movie. So that that's the two lead actors. Sydney, Swini and I got an attractive white guy. Yes. Okay. Now they have a full blown coitus love making scene. Nice. Okay. Now when I tell you, we're watching this movie. And we, we, we went and saw it. I want to say two weeks after it's released. Okay. There's a group of, if I had to put money on it, junior senior boys at high school, 16, 17 years old, the worst, right? You're sage group ever. Oh, yeah. 100%. Every single one of them thinks that they are the, the alpha of earth. Yeah. Not their school, not their town, earth. It's the worth. So we're watching it. And this is our first time watching it. Obviously. And you can tell it's getting the climax building. They're about to start making love. Nice. This, this teenager literally in the theater goes, here we go. Bro, here we go. Best part right here. Watch it. Watch it. Best part. No way. And I went. I literally looked at them. And I was like, how many times has, have you spent your mother and father's money to get an AMC ticket to watch this? He's a member. This is, he worked for it. And he goes, well, here we go. He's tapping his friends. He goes, bro, just seriously watch it right here. Watch it. Oh, no. And I was like, you goblin. Dude, that's it. Obviously. And then right on cue, like right on cue. Shirts off. Shirts off. Pants off. Love's going. Beautiful soundtrack in the background. Yeah. And then he's like, do I hold you? This guy's study film. Oh my god. But what like that? So that's creep level. No, you're a goblin. We definitely have to keep an eye on him for the future. Oh, one thousand percent. It's one thing to see the movie twice, right? You can think it's a great movie. See it twice. 100%. Then if you start to go to that movie for that specific scene, we now we're at level one problem. Alright. Let's wait till it gets on Netflix or something, right? Then if we go to the movie for the specific scene and you recruit friends, you need to be arrested. No, you need, you need to go to a synagogue or a shirt. Yeah. You need Jesus Christ in your life. You lose it. Bro, right here. Here we go. Watch it. Watch it. He's like, let me see some of that buttered popcorn. Oh, yeah. No, it was, dude, it was, it was some pure creep activity. Oh, man, wild. I had to say that is wild. Can we start a chant real quick? We're 50 minutes in. Let's do it. 200 200 200 200 200 200 200. Oh, that was on me. That was on me. That's for patreon members. But let's get some, let's get a microphone in the front for Robbie and Liv. Let's get another microphone in the back for y'all three. You should know podcast. Since this episode 200, it's not just about me and Cam. We got the behind the scenes crew here. Now, let's, let's give it to Pierce first. I mean, Pierce, I don't know who's technically worked here longer. Pierce or CJ? It's Pierce, right? I think tech on technicality. I think it's Pierce. Pierce. Yeah. I don't know what episode you joined, but we're at 200. How is 200 weeks in a row felt for you so far, man? And if y'all want to hear more of Pierce, because I know there's a huge Pierce community out there. There really is. He's on every patron exclusive episode. Every single Wednesday over on the patron. And let's make this a deal, huh? Before you get to, I'm so sorry. No, go ahead. Everybody, I know it's like hard. Everybody needs like a benchmark to start something. January 1st, New Year's. Everybody needs something like, OK, this is the day I'm going to start to the people that have been 50, 50 on the patron. Let's start episode 200, the day you joined. There you go. Now you have the benchmark. Now I can go 200 before I can catch up everything on there. It's better than 148. You know what I mean? It's clean cut numbers. You will not regret it. Yeah. And you will own, it'll only get better. It's only especially after episode 1 million, or the million episode. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no but so it's every single Wednesday over on Patreon Patreon.com/usionalpikes. Pierce, how has it felt 200 Mondays in a row? Even though you've been gone, I mean, you haven't been here for a long time. Not too early in a row, but, you know, close to that. It's been crazy. Early mornings, late nights, just, you know, five guys, best friends. Just having a great time every Tuesday, every Wednesday. Get to come in here, do something we love, so. It's probably the piracy. What's your favorite moment so far between. Let's just say between episode 100 and 200. Is there something on tours or something in the office? Maybe something that no one knows. I'll give you free reign right now for episode 200 to say something that nobody knows, because I can cut it out. So, you can say anything. I think tours are definitely my favorite. I do like, you know, come in here and belly laugh on every Monday. That's fun to do. Yeah, that's probably, that's probably my favorite. Do you order belly laughing? It sounds simple, but like, it is really, I mean, it's hard to come in to something so many consecutive weeks, bro. There's now, especially, like, not necessarily because of 2025, 2026. Like, it's more just the day and age we're in, but people, like, fall to the mundane things, like, very often. Yeah, like, they're like, like, a lot of people like, "Oh, I can't do this job." Like, it's just the same thing. I can't watch the show, it's the same thing. It's like, man, it really does take a slight level of grit to like knowing you're going to do the same thing every week. Week after week, month after month, year after year, and like, just keep it, like, keep it rolling. And that's where a lot of people don't, they just don't possess that or they don't like that. And you do, you really do. You just gotta bite your teeth and get it. But yeah, I mean, it really, it sounds simple, but bro, Pierce has showed up every single time. I think you're always laughing, always getting stuff done. You know what I love, too, is because so like, Pierce and K-Rub, K-Rub's here to use about the talk, but the thing I love is that, you know, me and Pierce don't, like, talk too much. There's like, age gap between us. So like, we can't go to the bars together, we can't go to the clubs, and that's like my spots, you know what I mean? I mean, for what he's saying, I mean, me and Pierce shared a hotel room in New York, and I guarantee you, we probably said less than five words to each other. He probably was like, shut up, turn the light off, go, and we were, we were, we were, we were in New York for a week, we said less than five words to each other. It was crazy. I mean, that might be fair. That might be fair. That's just one thing he gets to say. He goes, he goes, Pierce, where is my coffee? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That's not true, but that's not true. The thing is, like, so Pierce is younger. You know? Bro, that also slips a lot of people's minds. Like, it's a baby, bro. He's 20. And I said to say, like, I look forward to the days we shoot. Patreon stuff because I get to learn about what Pierce is doing, like what is life like. I've learned about his relationships. I've learned that he has family. I didn't know he had a family. Why would I know that? - It's crazy. - I learned about it. - Crazy. - That is true. Like I was like, "Oh, people love him." It's like it's crazy. - And the funny thing is he's met my mom. - That is true. - I bet he doesn't remember that. - He doesn't remember that. - I didn't until you just said it. - And then before, before we pass off the mic to the next person, I also want to take this moment to give Pierce some props. And it has been crazy seeing his individual growth over this time. - A little kid, a little girl. - Like seriously, like in the most loving way. But it's like. - No, no. - You have grown. - I was like 200, area, I'm sure, whatever. - You have grown, bro. Your vocabulary has grown. The way you treat people has grown. The way you tell stories has grown. The way you accept something that might be harsh. But like in the beginning, you listen to how people said it, not what they were saying. And now that's changed. And it's like, it really, it's kind of crazy. 'Cause a lot of people don't have friends age gap of like eight whole years. So it's almost like a, it's like friend, but like little bro vibe at the same time. And it's not a bad thing, it's just what it is with age. - But it honestly has been crazy to see you like deval, and the fact I was your teacher. - That's what it's about to say. - It's the craziest, I think the craziest, the craziest relationship and podcasting history. - 100% from you being somebody's teacher to them working with us for years and traveling the country with them. - Yeah, like I mean, we literally took peers to, I mean, I'd almost say like all of the major cities in the United States and out of the country. And like just see, just all the little things that you wouldn't even think about that we see just from an outsider's perspective. Like it is, it's crazy to see it bro. - You've done a great job, so appreciate it. - Aaron Blasper, here's the most said, Kamen. It's not your time, Robbie. We're doing, we're doing seniority here. You did, you did technically. We got, and talk about a fan favorite in the back. - Good God. - Make yourself visible before we get hate comments, please. 'Cause I go into that way a little more. - Why are you cutting it? - Why are you cutting it out of your camera? - Shut up. - We got editor CJ. - CJ? - I mean, there's so much lore behind CJ, if you don't know, and I'm not just saying this to plug the Patreon, which I mean, obviously I want to plug the Patreon, but like there's so much lore here, with like everybody that works here. We have like 18 storylines. Like they're, literally all know the people that are just on YouTube or Spotify. Peers and CJ have been dating. Like it's an actual thing. Like it's a real thing. - Okay, now this, I'm not to cut you off. Can I start with the talk of CJ? - I love to, you've known him longer. - So me and CJ, I'll never forget long story, very long story short. We got a new coach during the peak of COVID and one meeting through Zoom, our coach's like, I want everybody on the team to call someone they don't know. And I was like, bro, I'm gonna call that guy. - Very free podcast, by the way. - Very free podcast, I was like, I'm gonna call that kid. Call Tim, it was super awkward. And I was like, bro, I know that's gonna be my boy. I was like, I can tell he plays video games. I can tell he's got some culture in him, but like that's not fully who he is. Like it, we're very similar. So long story short, we build this amazing connection. And it was like big bro, low bro, and college, he was fantastic. And then the craziest thing and without getting into other people's business, the long story short, when CJ came down here to visit me and live, he stayed with us. And he met you and all these things. And he was like, probably that'd be sick. And then he kind of asked me. And I was like, yeah, I was like, I mean, you know, I'm all for it, but he's got the final say, him being patent. - To work here. - Yeah, to work here. And he hits up patent and then boom, CJ's editing. So the original plan, I don't even know, I mean, you obviously remember this. But I don't know if y'all remember it from videos. The original plan was CJ, he was gonna finish college. And he wanted a fresh start and he was gonna move down here to Texas and stay with me and live till he got on his own feet, whatever. Now, right before that happened, something with, again, not getting into their business, but another friend of ours, something happened with them. And they came to move in with us. We only had one extra room. So, I mean, the Lord works in mysterious ways, but patent genuinely not knowing CJ outside of like three encounters and then like a lot of Zoom calls and like Face Times, he was like, bro, I just got this new crib, I got two extra rooms. I'll make one my office, I'll make one CJ's room. He can stay with us. So CJ pulls up and he stays with patent and that, not even not exaggerating, I think that is probably the biggest shift in probably YSK outside of like second biggest shift outside of me joining. - Yeah, 100%. - 'Cause that was not supposed to happen. The Lord works in mysterious ways and then it forced, and it was like me being the connector of both of them, like me knowing and loving and knowing everything about Pete. And he's not the most social guy. He has a beautiful heart when you get to know him though. And it's like, he probably wouldn't, he would not do that if he wasn't like working for him and had this like middle ground connection. And me knowing CJ, I love CJ to death. He's amazing when you're his friend, he's very similar. He's not gonna talk to you if he doesn't know you. So the fact that you allowed him in and then he came in with you and then CJ hit this whole like 180 life switch started talking more, had a built-in friend, still hung out with me but wasn't like, not like discrediting him but like not under my wing, just around his own, with someone he doesn't fully know. And then same with you being like a, that gave you like your first like younger sibling a friend, a five brother that you don't really know and you built from the ground. And it was just such, such a crazy. - Oh, look at Liv go. - Yeah, Liv's gonna be. - I just have seen it like, oh, you know, but I can find it. - Oh, yes! I love it. - I mean, it really, it is emotional bro. Like it was, CJ came down here with like a car full of like clothes and I was like bro, this was the extra dresser I was gonna let you use. So I'm bringing it to peace. And you were like bro, I got an extra bed. Like bed frame. I just got an extra bed. - Yeah. - Was it like an alligator or the alligator dinner place? - And I'll never, we're eating at like a alligator dinner place and I'll never forget we left there. And CJ was just so like, I'm gonna make a YSK email. I'm gonna just like, the way he went about, you know, wanting to work, you know, for Cameron and Peyton. It was just, 'cause I've seen him in college. Like I said. - Yeah, Liv's known him as just as long as I have. - Yes, like I used to make him dinner and do all the things but it's just like seeing him just so like, excited to do that, you know, where he is now. It's like, wow. - And then that whole time period of he was supposed to stay with us, he would have been super comfortable. He would have known what he was getting into 'cause we hung out a ton in college. But he took a big leap of faith, doing some completely uncomfortable. You took a big leap of faith, doing some completely uncomfortable. And now y'all have bonded like crazy. - Oh. - You have a fantastic, fantastic personal relationship and work relationship. And it's just, it's beautiful. - I just remember like, you know, this might be like, emotional to say, you just remember him coming into the house and I was like, and I've never seen someone wash their hands so much. (laughing) - I was like, I was like, it's so much water bills going to skyrocket, I mean, I had to go to Sam's eight times in a month to get soap. - Sure so. - No, but now he's, he's gray and I want to let you talk. How have you felt since joining YSK? This whole thing from episode 100 to 200. How are you feeling? - I mean, I've been a part of it since, I think I joined like episode 76 or like 78 somewhere around there. And just so far, I mean, it's been amazing. I mean, I can't, I can't thank y'all enough for what y'all done for me in my life. And it's just, it's crazy 'cause I feel like I've known, like we've only lived with each other for, it hasn't been one whole year. Like, I think, I think we're getting there. You know about it to me. - It's definitely been a year. - Man, it's been a little over a year. - Yeah, about a year and a half. - We haven't celebrated our, like way longer. - Yeah. - For some reason. - It feels like, no, literally, it feels like years. - But it's one of those things and I talked to Voldy about it 'cause like, me and her talked about it. Like, you know, the conventional thing is like, oh, whenever you get a girl and you know, you get, you know, married or like engaged, serious things, just y'all too in it. And then me and her talk, and we're like, I'll see you just gotta be there. Like, it's not whole if CJ's not there. That's just like, that's like our house unit. Like, that's our, that's our thing. - So yeah, yeah. And it is a, it is a tricky thing. It can be a tricky thing working with somebody you really love. You know, me and Cam are very tricky. Me and Cam are like a very special kind of thing. - We really are, bro. We, I mean, you want, you want to talk about Ying today? Like, everything that he is like, outside of the spectrum good at, like off the charts good, I like him. - Yeah. - Everything, not everything. Most things that I am like outside the spectrum good at and specialize in. - I'm horrible. - He likes it. - I'm horrible. - Yeah, I mean, it really was like, not to sound like just cringy and cliche, like, I'm talking match made in heaven. Like, it is straight up Ying to Ying opposites. Like, perfect magnets. Like, it really is. - Yeah, and it's a thing. It's a thing like, like with me and Cam, like we work together, but we love each other, right? But so it's like, you know, in business things there's disagreements or there's things that don't go right. I'd never ever worry about the friendship aspect. - Exactly, yeah. - But so it's weird with somebody like C.J. who I haven't known as long as I've known Cam, right? The friendship foundation might not be as solid as what I'm used to with Cam, but it's a thing of like, it's helped to me grow like, 'cause I'm, you know, yeah, I mean, all y'all know, y'all are waiting for me to say something. Like I'm very here, here, right? Like I'm very like I'm growing, no way. - No way. - In the microwave, no middle ground. And so, but you know, one of the things that, you know, being around C.J. and honestly, K-Rob too, is being able, doing a better job at being a good friend and a good boss at the same time. Which I still struggle with, but like I can, like C.J. messes up, or does something I don't like, or whatever, does a human error. It, that's helped me be able to communicate that better. So, if I'm being around, has helped me grow, as much as, you know, him having a job here, might have helped you grow. - 100% - Yeah. - Perfect said. - Yeah, 'cause I mean, quick piggyback off that, at the beginning, you were super tender with C.J. - Yeah. - You were like, bro, like, I'm not gonna lie, like, that's kind of terrible, but I'ma let you tell him, you know what that is? I was like, man, I was like, hey C. We're gonna play some cod later, but you, I mean, you gotta redo that whole episode. Like, and then it got to this point where you were like, okay, we know each other long enough now. And then you were super like, you were as straightforward and strict as you are with me. And then C.J. is very much like me. He doesn't have the 10 years we have. So he was like, oh, he's like, really mad at me. And it's like, no, you're not. And now it's like the perfect, not like you know C.J. Like, y'all really know each other. And now you can talk open and freely and still have that friendship. It's beautiful. - I'll get mad at him for something. And then like 20 minutes later, I'm like, bro, you can't beat me and we. - You're playing with me, like, it's a different thing. But C.J., anything you wanna say to the fans or to us 'cause you gotta say something to them. - No, we're going to take comments if you don't speak. They're gonna think this is rigged. - Say something to them. - I mean, of course, like everybody tells us like, we all love y'all. Appreciate y'all. Super like a lot. Yeah, there you go. Super a lot. There you go. - You may have had a little too much. - I love it. You're excellent. - You had to match P. - Yeah. - We've been doing for the last year and a half. - Yeah, boy half. We've got some stories. - Thank you all. We love you all. - And thank you, Peyton. Thank you, Cam. - Love you, buddy. - Love you, Bubby. - WCJ. (clapping) - WCJ in the chat. - Big dog K-Rub. - I mean, godly. - Oh, boy. - Oh. - The biggest of dogs. The biggest dog. - I mean, talk about a guy that has come in here and like, been a tornado. But in the most positive way. - Yes. - I mean, do it here. I'm gonna steal it again super quick. - No, it's not. - No problem. - Yeah. - So I'll never forget this. Probably the first, the first full night that me and K-Rub hung out together. Right? So like I said, me and CJ were, we were teammates at Arkansas Tech. And if he didn't, if I didn't choose the off-campus route, I guarantee we would have been roommates. Like we would have been a part of the same four. I love the four he got. But K-Rub is essentially family with CJ for those that don't know. Like, based that their brothers just not through blood. So CJ's like, "Hey, man, my parents are cooking now." Whatever, whatever. There's fights, you wanna come to the house. So we go to his house. K-Rub's there. I'm like, "What's up, bro?" And K-Rub's like, "What's up, man?" Just the big K-Rub. - What's up, Bub? - And like that is like the easiest way to say it is just like matched energy. - Yeah. - Like me and K-Rub both have the gift of gab. We both can talk. We both are passionate about things we like. We both have love for like anybody. Like we don't have to know you, but like we respect everybody. We both stand our ground if we feel like whatever. - Boy does he, huh? - Like and it was just the, it was like hit in a mirror. Like it was like, "Bro, this guy is sick." And then the whole night, I'll never forget this. There was drinking involved and a lot of people were like, "Oh, we didn't go through a punch." Oh, this is just that, 'cause it was a UFC car. Oh, I mean, it says born as hell. And me and K-Rub are sitting there. We're talking, we're like, our heads are whipping and we're like, honestly, he's holding great ground. And if you watch the transitions, we're like, we're just like breaking it down, like analyzing it. And I'm like, "Oh, this guy knows what he's talking about." I was like, "This is another true fan." And like from there, he would come to tech a couple of times and there was more cookout stuff. And it was just like, we never even fully like, "Hey, do you want to be friends?" - Right. - And it was just so natural. Like it was, I was, I would start asking C.J. I was like, "Bro, is K-Rub going to a game with us tonight?" Like what are we doing? What are we doing? - Isn't that crazy? That was the same thing with me and K-Rub too. I remember every time I out here, I knew that voice. - Oh yeah. - Oh my gosh. - That was only one of those. - No! - He came to my house before because C.J. brought him over to put in blinds in the house. But I was just like, oh, this is C.J.'s brother and he's coming to put in blinds. I didn't know anything about him. And I was like, oh, this guy's talking to me really close to me. Like he's so, he's so in me right now. - He's like, he said after that cubs. (laughing) - I've been deemed a close stalker at times too. - He is, he's very intimate. - He's a lover. - He's a lover. - But nothing really came of that. And then I just remember always hearing him on FaceTime with C.J. And I would go down there and like make jokes. And then I was like, I love this guy. - Oh yeah. - Like his personality is so funny. And then he got to a motorer anytime he was on FaceTime. I was showing him my. - Yeah. - Like that was my thing. I'd be like, Robby. I was just showing my. - Yeah. - Hey, just for the record, I have more pictures of Hayden Harden on my phone than I do women. (laughing) - Everybody in the States are not even close. - Oh, 100%. - But then the next stage, I don't know if you were gonna say, and if you were I apologize, the next stage, I remember us always being on the phone and C.J. always being on the phone with K-Rob. And literally, like separate conversations. And we'd be like, I didn't know, like, you know, that didn't perform as well. Maybe we need to switch it this way and K-Rob goes, I mean, if it was mine, I'd do it like this, honestly. - Yeah. - Like from like 10 feet away. - So far away. - He just hears it. He's like ear hustling. - He isn't at the story of K-Rob. - He hears it. He's like, man, I mean, really, if you think about it, you should subtract about two. It's even level. - Yeah. - And we were like. - And they didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. And it's like, he was very nearly problem solving and open-minded and like, it has his own business and stuff. So we understood the struggles that like, we couldn't bounce off of the people, the likes of Liv, Ryan, CJ. Like, you know, it was very much just you and me, like talking like, "Oh shit, I'm gonna do it." And K-Rob just jumped in and was like, "Hey, y'all doing great, but hell, I got this." And this is how I do it. And this is, it kind of worked for me. Maybe you take it in this and put it in the internet, form boom. - Yeah. - And so we ended up hiring as the head of operation. So Robbie, tell us about your tenure here. How have you been feeling? Any message to the fans, to us, to how you've been, your experience here? - So obviously, I'm the newest employee. I got two parts. One, I wanna start with just congratulations. I mean, to see my friends. And now what I consider, you know, consider brothers. - We know. - I respect anybody that goes out and has a vision, has a dream, and sees it through, and see things come to fruition. So to get to this point, I mean, there's a lot of people that don't. And I think there's something to be said for that. You know, there's a lot of effort, a lot of grime, tenacity, the list goes on. And so just shout out to YouTube for sticking it through. Because it's not easy, especially being friends. I mean, we butt heads and here come the blows, or whatever it may be. But it's, it's chosen to love who you're working with and figuring out together. And to do that for four or five years for the better part is incredible. So congratulations to YouTube. - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Cheers, Carol. - To 200,000 more. - Yeah, exactly. One thing for Peyton, just to have the vision. And to just, whenever you, you know, had the idea and where you thought this was going, who knows if it ended up here, but it started with that. And there's something to be said for that. And then for Cameron, me and Dario were actually talking about it the other day. I'm going to call you the U-Niner. Because we're all kind of here in some former fashion because of youth. - Oh, Cameron, Kenny, and that's all my personal friends too. - Do you think about that? All of our paths went through you to all be here. - He's literally back there. - And it's just kind of, it just goes to show like it takes, it takes two and, and I can't think of a better duo doing it. You know, so I love y'all, man. The next thing would just be thanks. Thanks first off. Yeah, y'all took my dog. You brought him under your wing. He took care of him. I was, you know, hey, man. He's a little, a little strange son of a gun. - A little different. - Yeah, and he's close to my heart. So I'm like, man, I hope these guys, you know. I knew Cameron didn't know you as well. I was like, I just want him to go down there and become who I know he can be. And be comfortable around people. That was, that was my main concern. And y'all allowed that to happen. So I appreciate you for that. And then for me, I mean, I'm just a little country boy from Arkansas, there's just a bunch of ideas and that jabbers bond and that I did, guys. You guys appreciated enough to have me here. So, and I'm thankful for that. I've got to go places and do things that genuinely in my life, I just didn't even know would ever happen. So thank you guys. I appreciate it. - It's a big dog. Oh, my bad. - To the fans. - I love y'all, man. - That's, I mean. There's really nothing else to say y'all afford us everything we get to do and Yeah, it's remarkable. Thank you. It's a big dog Cara So everybody if you're if you're watching to this point everybody put wysk crew Can I pop some for y'all is that appropriate? That's are y'all drinking back there and not pierce and not live But are y'all I had yet get a shot Robbie a robby Robby This is this is this is beer pressure. Oh, no, it's not oh, I'm not gonna like two people just said oh to the size of a shot All right, you got one see All right, so see this All right My wife pretty much hit my wife and Cara alright. I think I think it's oh my god it burns It's time for the big surprise. I think it's time to reveal Valdi. No, are you ready? All right now it's time to introduce my girlfriend He's never said that oh my god. Look at his little heart flutter. It's time to introduce the one the only Voldemort come on Let's go I love you. I love you to death Scoot over Thank you. That's how you know what's real. She's like I want to send you a lap everybody welcome Do you want to say your name or should I introduce your name you can all right here you go. Okay, she's so cute. This is Sarah everybody I mean first of all Go Sarah go Sarah go Sarah go Sarah go Sarah go Sarah who go Sarah go Sarah All right, sorry. Sorry, you know she looks fantastic. I don't know what to look at right now There's a lot of screens and cameras here, but just look at us. You're just hanging out with us. Yeah, we can crew We can move that closer if you want. Oh my god. We can't for the crooked mind didn't give her the bad. Oh my god Baby, you know, I do anything for you. Oh, oh, no, he will find he's ridiculous. Look at that stance. Look at that stance from a six seven man You guys should be as it should be I go I go god He must be better than me because I'll do a lot, but I'm not doing everything ever camera. You do here you go. All right, okay now Sarah Thank you for for joining us. Thank you for joining the you should know fam How does it how do you feel right now? Are you a little nervous? Yes, very nervous. You look you look great You're a you're a wonderful woman. You're the you're the greatest person I've ever met. So I am so honored to be able to share you with my second family the wise cave fam the people I love So I I'm very excited because I know that they will love you just as much as I do Yeah So sweet So sweet thug tears coming Thug tears coming now can we can we say a couple things? Yeah, you're here. Y'all go ahead Camera says the couple we say a couple things. Okay, so first off Sarah the one and only boldly it's been this this this this lore this mythical thing that it's really crazy because It's not like it's not behind a curtain. What that was enough. No, it did look like it was no That was great wife in sync. That was wife mom in sync right there. Appreciate how's that has it hasn't been lore for us We've been kicking it with Sarah. Sarah's made us cookies. She's made us meals. It feels so weird saying her name right now But so a quick recap before we get into it I'll let Payton talk more about his queen because she is a queen to his king status Sarah is a phenomenal phenomenal human being like like too good head-to-toe hardcore values morals the way she treats people Humor, I mean, there's not a box that's unchecked. She's a fantastic friend to all of us She has built this beautiful relationship with Liv. They are besties. They are Girl what is it hose before bros. They are so annoying. Oh my god. It's so annoying Payton will not know he's coming to my house for dinner the same time that I don't know I'm making dinner for payton Yeah, and they're like oh my god. Yeah, it's in an hour and we're like what the hell mean can't have this thing It's like the girls made plans again. Yeah, they're like always make plans without us But regardless of all that she is Sarah. I'll talk to you instead of them You're a fantastic person. We've always loved you We've been waiting for this moment and I hope that you are enjoying it and taking it in because you deserve it You deserve a grandiose entrance you deserve this reveal because you are that big of a person and that big and much of Importance to payton and all of us. So love you I mean, I mean this has been a super sappy episode. I'm not trying. Oh no Um, this has been a super sappy episode and there's been a lot of like real honest talk Which is great and that's what this episode is for and we're mixing and jokes who promise you We're gonna have a girl's versus guys debate after we do this No, you're not yeah, um, but can I say something like I've I've never met a Human like Sarah. I almost had her full name. I've never met a human like Sarah to the point where my friends And my mom and dad prefer me when she's around I've never She says like oh, yeah, k-raw's like hell yeah, there's times where They have been like the guys here have been like Sarah coming to the studio. Please let her come to the studio They'll 200 for the month And it's crazy and there's so much lore and there's so many stories to tell this isn't the like we're not gonna Get into all that today. It's just kind of introducing her, but um Like my family my mom and my dad dude. Oh, it's bad like all your mom's obsessed. She loves her some sir I'll call my mom so does your dad you say what I love his mom. Yeah, she's she's great. She's fantastic. Yeah, but she um She'll call oh, I'll call my mom because I it's my mom. I want to check on her and you know I'm like hey mom where she's like hey, I'm good. Where's Sarah? Yeah, and I'm like here and I give Sarah the phone They're gone for an hour. I don't know where in the house they are. I'm gonna say yeah. All right. Have you washed? Where's Sarah? Yeah, 100% So yeah, I just uh, I don't know. I tell her all the time. There's one day. You're gonna wake up and realize that you're too good for this Like you're way too good like The genuinely the only person. Oh, man, dude. I'm gonna get emotional. I was like Do it How can you pop it? Why could not with the same shoes on? Where did my mic cover go? It's right underneath the thing Let it out, Bob think you need to Let it out. I mean that's a tight Okay, let it out, Bob do it. Sarah is the only person in my life that I've ever been like 110% myself with in any situation. Oh dude me, man. This is stupid. I'm gonna be emotional too. Oh wow. Oh wow I'm gonna emotional too. No, but like but like um don't look at me. You looked out. Yeah, no, you can't look at me I'm gonna use a cry if he cries my wife's crying and I'm crying and she looks so good too I'm getting close for no reason. I'm getting close. I'm getting close Genuinely, no reason. I mean it's not for no reason, but I'm saying like But the only person that's like I've genuinely been 110% myself with like there's nothing I hold back There's nothing I think of when I'm talking to her or like have a grievance with like in life or like personal stuff and like not that she's Ever there for like need answers from her, but somebody I can just confide in and I think this is the first time I know it's the first time in my life that it's Ever happened and it's it's the best feeling in the world and I and I genuinely I genuinely do not know why she's with me. I don't add all But it is that I am every day. I'm so thankful that you're here I don't you can't cry Oh, no, this is gonna be funny. This is supposed to be funny. It is. It is. It's good I think me and live are I think me and live are getting emotional from the point of knowing you for the I mean like eight months away from being a decade of No bear you are like You are such a you're a great person in in itself and you have always deserved someone like Sarah It's just not. never it's never worked out and you haven't found her and you finally did and we I remember from the jump we were like dude you messed us up that's on you right she's the truth she's legit at the fight for it boy radical plus for me yeah I think that's where the big part of me and Liv's tears are coming from because you are you are the epitome of tough shell on the outside but just just soft good man on the inside and she is the one and the only one that has genuinely pulled that oh I'm macho tough I don't need help I don't need a shoulder to cry on she's pulled that layer back and you've you've been like just patent like you said like you're 110% you don't have to hide your weird stuff you don't have to hide your little quirks you don't have to hide the way you act you talk you don't hide your friends you don't hide anything and she's just by your side literally through all of it and she's and she loves it and she loves you and it's just it's I mean the amount of conversation I've never told others the amount of conversations that me and Liv about y'all behind hour or four walls and just like like how thankful we are that y'all found each other and what it means for you and you're just day to day and like giving you a dip like you know some different lenses to look through every once in a while and like it's just it's so so beneficial and it's it's amazing like it's just beautiful to see it didn't great to watch like that's just it really has yeah yeah I mean it's getting there I'm a fight for it too I mean you gotta get it out of me I remember I mean do we do we kind of tell them you get like right there baby you can baby still gross anyway oh no you don't know the names we call each other but okay before we get in the like some debate but we're not going to get into like the full stories of like how we met and everything which it's not a secret but like let's drag this out a little more are we right yeah but I think the great thing about and babe I'm sorry to rescue I'm not trying to but I think the great thing about us is that we have like a very organic relationship yeah I think because it wasn't like we found which nothing wrong with but we didn't find each other like a dating app we didn't find each other like looking to find somebody it was I was not looking at all you made that known yeah yeah who the hell sends flowers yeah they're driving all the team yeah yeah you know the crazy part is me and her were talking over dirty martini's the other day could do me I love this I think are my most favorite I have so many like things I love to do I just like doing life with you but like the the things I love doing with you is like going out to bars or clubs and like just sitting at that bar for like three hours and just yapping do where it's that's the most fun world it's so long yeah we'll look up nobody's around us so we're like holy s**t y'all do that like a lot like y'all y'all will do that at like like friend gatherings mm-hmm like we'll be at my house like we're watching a movie or something and I turn around y'all just talking I'm like hey shut the f**k up yeah I'm just like talking on my arm but yeah I think we're one of the things we're talking about over dirty martinis for six hours is how I think I give you a lot of because at the beginning of me and her I was very infatuated with her obviously she's the most beautiful human in the world and so I was like dude and CJ knows K Rob knows KM knows y'all know y'all know like it's I'm trying um I did go mark art essentially you are your father's son you are your father's son you I mean you fought to the twelfth round boy um I I just love that it worked out how it worked out I love that I tried with you at first I'd let you know like hey I think you're gorgeous and like I would love to follow your journey more oh my god you like that pick up line yes she was telling me about what she does and stuff and I was like I had love to follow your journey I call it on Instagram JR Tolkien and then I think it took him like another time seeing me until he actually messaged me yeah yeah well I couldn't let her know like I'm not thirsty you know I mean oh my gosh he goes he goes he goes no I'm literally quenched like I need you but I'm not gonna act thirsty that's so true bro I'm gonna go mad as I'm like she's starting to take you back you scared hello how are you doing oh you look great like you're off it um but so um I love that it happened like that me you know pursuing you you's not being in a position where you wanted to be with anybody and you you know you have your own goals and life aspirations and then me being okay with that living my own life and then us just kind of becoming friends and hanging out and you actually becoming friends with live it was the thing and then so I was just naturally around you and then it got to a point where it felt more irregular to be alone then around you and so I think I just love that it naturally happened like that yes it all speak on that I was about to say there might be some water works but I want to give live maybe let live talk about it a little bit here we go she did she can I'm I'm only gonna say one thing here we go we got it say whatever you want baby you're good I got you say and speak truthfully by the way we broke up I know what she's about to say too I can't say it can you say it okay so live so live after when she moved from Oklahoma like she had very few and slim friends here right and when Sarah came into the picture through you live thought it was incredible that when her and Sarah hung out it was her and Sarah hanging out Sarah never brought up painting Sarah never said what should I like what should I be looking out for like is this really hit Sarah trying to penetrate me through live Sarah was there for live yeah and live the the amount of times that live bro she cried before the pregnancy like just in our bedroom one night like did she came like at a time where like I was like postpartum and just like you know feeding for that friend and she just like came in like I'm getting emotional because I'm thinking of real like real life conversations that me and live have had and she was like I love that girl like she does not we do not talk about boys she she asks about me she's digging deeper about me she's there for me and I love giving it back to her and this is the person I need and like bro it was it was a lot and she was like head over heels for Sarah yeah and I remember the one night I remember one day she called the air I was on the phone with you we were talking to some podcast and and live like jumped in the phone and she was like uh she says so long I was like if you look at Sarah I'll never forget you or something she was like she was like I swear to God I'll still be your friend yeah it was like live live is like ride or die for sure because me and Peyton have been friends you know as long as me and Kevin for ever so I was just like yeah she was I don't want to get my feelings hurt also you know exactly she was dealing with that she was like it's so so fresh for their like like talking stage yeah she's like but God like I love this girl she's awesome but she was like I love Peyton and I've known him for a decade and like I'll always have his back so I hope nothing happens to them because she's like I'm gonna be heartbroken yeah and and now like just thank you for being a good friend I appreciate that I think that's like another thing that was so easy like everything that happened with us like it just happened everything that happened with me live it just happened and everyone else in this room like just happened like it wasn't forcing anything it wasn't like trying to have to be anybody else I wasn't yeah I think that's what attracted me to like even Peyton like you said I could just be myself and with you guys and everyone has been so welcoming with me and I don't know I just never had to question myself or be anyone else I wasn't here probably said I might have been the biggest downer no we have everybody here loves you and I everybody prefers a world where you're in I think no one that's met you has ever had the alternate thought of that um Sarah's giving my son a bath yeah and put him down for bedtime like she is she is in the family dude yeah and and I mean we'll get we're not going to reveal everything but But there, I remember, can I tell? about the Dallas show. - So when the start of tour, me and Sarah weren't talking. Like we weren't even-- - We were friends. - We're friends? It was like, it was like-- - It was, it was ghost mode. - It was, yeah, I was about to say, you definitely had the hots for. - What? - And then there was like a-- - On the Dallas show? - Yes, listen, listen, they weren't-- - There were, what the fuck you talking about? - We lived it, we lived it. We lived it. - There else said, yeah. - Oh, there you go, yeah. Me and K-Rob lived-- - You, you, 100%, once in Sarah, 100%. - No, it's, it is. - Yes, you did boy, yes, you did. But Sarah was respecting herself, her temple, she was playing it slow, she was making sure-- - She ain't it slow, she wasn't playing it at all. She wasn't playing, she was giving me nowhere to go and left to leave, it was fun. - But, basically the easiest way is there was, there was a line of communication, but it was not like the talking stage, they're hanging out going on days of their game, just they were communicating. - We were literally just like the most casual text, ever a line of communication, that was it. - And so, do yeah, I remember like, it was to the point at the beginning I was trying and then some, and then she said she didn't want to, so I moved on and was doing my own thing and I was dealing with my own past stuff at the same time and like, whatever, and then I remember she, I was a rounder and she showed me, she surprised me that she got tickets to the Dallas show. She showed me on her phone and I have a picture of it, this day, to this day I have a picture. She's holding up, like she bought tickets and dude, my like excitement for that Dallas show. - Oh my God. - Went through the roof, which probably was hard on the people that worked on me because I was like, "It has to be, right, it has to be good." There's like, if any of the 20 shows is perfect, it's tonight and I was like, "Bro, it's the first one." I was like, "We're gonna stumble." He was like, "No such thing." - Yeah, no such thing at all. And then, so I remember, - Make sure she's okay. - Yeah, I was like, I do it. I was like, "Where is she?" Like, whatever. - Oh, God. - Yeah, Bobby was so wetten boy. - It's so bad. - So sorry, but I remember walking out on stage and there's 700 people, how many people were in that venue? I sold out looking at us and I swear to God, she was dead set in the middle on the front balcony and I could just see it. - Yeah, it really was some movie. - It was, like no exaggeration. She was like, she was directly 12 o'clock and like, - Right above the spotlight. - So one thing y'all don't understand is, when we're on the stage, the lights are hitting us. We can legit see like probably, depending on the venue, like first six to like nine rows. - No, no, sorry. - I wasn't gonna give you that. Maybe 10 rows, right? Like, that's maybe it. But when you look, if there's a venue that has a second level, it depends on where the light is. If you can see them literally at all, or if you have a good view. Sarah was like, this like, godly, like, I'm talking perfect, the light, perfect spot. It was like, you couldn't miss it. - Couldn't miss it, it was crazy. - I did that whole show. Can I, I remember, I saw, I ran on stage, boom. It took me like two minutes maybe and I saw, and it was just like that whole show, and I'm sorry to everybody else that was there. That whole show is for Sarah. Can I say like, I directed every time I made a joke, did she laugh, like every time Cam said something, did she laugh? And then I remember there was a point in the show, I looked up and I didn't see her, she left. - I went to the bathroom. - But I didn't know that at the time. - I ran into you at the bar or at the, where I was like, oh, what are you doing here? - Yeah, and so I remember, I was like, in the middle, I thought the show was good, and my energy was up, I was like, Sarah's up there, I'm lit, like, whatever you know what I mean? I look up and she's gone, and I was like, she, I remember every piece of dope with me and I had during that show dropping, and I was like, I was just like this. Yeah, so who'd you rather than those comes to invade? Dude, I was like, oh, it hurt me, and then she came back and I was like, okay, bad. And then we, we met every, hung out the out party, we hung out for a little bit, like not even too long, and I was just like, this girl's cool as hell. It was still very, it was still very, sorry, super, it was still very casual, like even at the after party. - No, it was casual, I said in the end of the time, and it was like, thanks for coming, like, what's up? Like, what's your drink of choice? That casual, like very low key. - I was like, we need to ask her what led you to come to the show, 'cause at that point, from my recollection, we were, we were, for I shouldn't go, it's not like, you know, coming off some fun, what made you decide to come to the show? - He had texted me and asked me, or he said, like, hey, I'm having a show, like you should come. - Yeah. - Yeah. And I had already dismissed so many dates. - Oh no, so many hangouts, hey, you wanna come here? Do you wanna do this? - Oh my god. - We can do this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It was popular, but you she told me something I didn't know you said that you it popped up on your for you page like once or twice after we hung out or like after we met or like after we met after we met because I had your number and I was like in the algorithm. Oh, like in from your concept. Yeah, and so you said it popped up on your for you page and you would be like, oh, that's a guy from there. Yeah, and you just swipe. Yeah, like after like done a deep dive or rabbit hole with you guys like. Yeah, that's what yeah, yeah, and I I'm glad for that. Me too, like for looking at it just because I got to know Peyton for Peyton and I love that. I love that too. Love that. Exactly. That's what that. I mean, well, there's so many nothing to do with you, but there's so many people in this position that's like a lot of yes. A lot of people that, you know, at the time they're giving me attention, we're giving me attention. For them, they're like, this is the guy that's from this or like, oh, he knows this person, but like could give a. They made me feel small. No, I was like really? And we, I mean, and it was kind of like. Not unfortunate by any means, like, I love the fact I found live and everything. Are you about to say, no, I'm saying from my brother's perspective, like, I'm like, bro, we've really like really grown and like blown up over the last like year and a half two years. And I'm like, I just remember so many conversations like, bro, like protect your heart, like dating right now is, I mean, especially as us like that. So that is a wicked task. And that's when when you came and picked up, I was like, bro. I was like, she has no clue who you are. She doesn't care. She doesn't want to hang out with you. I was like, keep trying to go. I mean, there was a lot of internal conversations as boys, because I mean, we love painting and we want to protect painting at all costs. So it's like, there's a lot of times where we're just like, bro, like, you might want to know, you know, everyone's like, we're giving him stuff that's good. Like everyone's on their own timeline. Like, bro, you're good. Like, in the whole time, we're like, bro, it's going to take like a miracle. Like, because everyone's not because true. No, a miracle from the perspective of a lot of people are going to know who he is at this point. Yeah, like, they might think he's attractive. They might think he has a great heart. They might think he's funny, but they also might know what he has. And they're going to try to go for it. And it's like, I'll die for that. And so it's like, like, that's the miracle part. And you were just so, so like ground level pure that it was just like, oh my god, she's, yeah, called it from day one. Thomas. Like, like, she's not, she's not asking about it. She's not, and I was like, maybe she's, maybe she is, she, what are you going to say? Here you go. Has given me all faith in women again. Oh, that's very nice to say. Honestly, honestly, yeah, honestly, well, we were just talking about it over one of our dinners. And I was saying how I was so like individually focused on myself. And like, you know, I've told you before when we were in that weird stage, like, you have your career and you've made it like I'm trying to make mine. And in a way, I had like blinders on my eyes of just like, where am I going? I need to get there. And then now it's kind of cool because I like still have the same goals, but I see like you in it with me. And it's like, yeah. Oh, wow. That was like a, that was like, let's get some funny going. All right. Um, let's do girls. But that was like, that was like a, that was like a three-worder that legit. That is hardest. You want to talk about Shakespeare boy, holy. I mean, let's go back on the replay. I think I went like this. I mean, my, my eyes are about as dry as the hair and all of a sudden. I mean, it's Niagara Falls, my, I said, whoa, boy. It's true. I feel like I, I can be sealed. She got the dumbledore over there. Wow. That was, that was hot. But how can I like not contribute to myself, but to us. Oh my gosh. She's doubling down. I said, she said, she said 11 and you're showing a king. (laughing) - Oh, dude, that's my best friend. And she smells my sick farts. - Yeah, that's nice. - No, you could've left that. - Yeah, she plays with my tough tear. - She braids your tough tear. She smells your sick farts, and she loves literally the majority of the things that you love, and like 90% of life doesn't love those things. - Yeah. - But she's right there. - She doesn't even care about. She watches, she doesn't even care about-- - And the thing is, she knows-- - That's a wild animal band. - No, she knows I'm sensitive too. So if she tells me something to care about, she'll know I'll shut down. So she'll bite at me for two months. - Okay, this is, I love it. - Oh my god, that's the best character development I've ever seen. - Yeah, just give a-- (laughing) - You're like, oh, yeah. (laughing) - She's like this. Dude, she watches Monday Night Raw with me every Monday. - Yeah, I love that. - Oh, I make her some salmon, and she'll watch Monday Night Raw with me. That's her change. - Do you want to say something to her? Now that you're good. - I said something to her. - No, I said it for you. Do you want to just say something? Just, just-- - I'm good. - I'm just doing this thing. Can't do this thing. - Oh, he's gonna say, he goes, you want to, he go to your hug, give her a hug, go, give her a hug. - We're about to move on, I'm saying. - Hey, I told her, I said thank you for being a great friend. - There you go, there you go. (clapping) - Can I say it? Feel about her? - I know, I was just trying to say, like, for the audience, like because you couldn't get it on the first time. - Oh my gosh. - Not even Sappy, saying we're about to move on to the party. - She's got a great heart, man. - I'm happy that, like, we finally get to her. - There you go, her. - Yes. - She's my friend. - She's been asking for months, can I please put her in my dump, can I please put her in the Christmas post, can I please put her in the, because we have some good memories together, like, that's my girl, but I love that, though. I respect that with, you know, I respect the relationship and I love that. So, of course, you know, but I am glad that I can finally like share my friendship, like, I guess, oh, that's not, you know what I mean? - Yes. - It takes, I know, you know, like, in the beginning, it was like, I don't know if I want to be on camera, or not. It takes a lot to come out of your -- - Yes. - Yeah. - In front of the, like, general audience. I know they're going to love you. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, better. - I just want to give you a little round of applause. - That's true, yes. I can see you over here, nervous. She's so cute. She's like, you're like, anxious. - Oh, yeah. - I know, anxious, but you killed -- I mean, there's nobody in the world that looks for -- I mean, I'm sure there's some people that do -- look forward to getting in front of a million people, and, like, just giving up your life to them, like, now it's like, now you know who I am. - Yeah, yeah. - So, you killed it. - So, you know, I told you you didn't have to do it, but I'm just -- like everybody else is saying, I'm so glad that I can share the best thing that's ever happened to me to other people, man. And now you get to help their lives, so it's like you helped mine. Love you, Bear. - You do. - Aw. - Now let's debate. Let's get -- let's debate. - Let's switch the vibe. Sarah, you and me are going to switch spots right here. Here we go. Here we go. - But you should know podcast. - This is the first time in YSK history where I've been able to get involved in relationship to me. - Yay! - Good job. - Because you're always jumping in on R. - I'm always -- I mean, let's be honest, off -- off aesthetics alone, we beat y'all. Let's just be honest. - Yeah, y'all are beautiful. - What is that? - How do you know about my bear? - Are you talking about my wife say she's not -- you said it. - Are you talking about me and you or him? - No, two on two fight. We win. Anyway. - Oh, yeah, no. We're grounded pound. Are you crazy? - Wow. - No, I can't say that. I want my wife next. I want me a whole lot of grounded pound. All right. Now, I don't know how y'all's household runs. I've known y'all for 10 years, so I think I have an idea. But I know our household is a little weird. We have a weird relationship. We like to be funny and like, I like to pick her up like a baby and go, "Oh, there's a baby one, Carlos." - Yeah, never done that. - Yeah. No. - We do touch tongues. A lot of PDA. - I don't touch tongues, but -- - But I have a question for y'all because it's been a problem in our relationship. Like, we don't have real problems, but these are the problems we have. Is it wrong to give your significant others private area pet names? - Yes. - See, that's the same thing that she says. - First off, you said that so quick. - Yeah. - You know, good. - Well, I have a roll of next name for her. - That's why I don't like it because you're like a moose or a cookie or whatever. - How do you -- - Give me a -- - Or what? - Oh! - Oh! - That's kind of him. - No. - Wait, no. What did I say that? - I'm a moose. - Oh, I love you. - Moose. - Moose or beaver? Beaver, that's what you say. - Wait, wait. Can I hear what is your sentence? Like go to a sentence for her. - I mean, okay. Now this first one's going to have, I mean, there might be a lot of comments. - Yeah. - Sometimes I'll be like, you know, let me see the monkey. Let me see. - Yeah. - Whoa! - No, no, no, no, no, right. Now, y'all are immediately -- - And now you see why I say it's crimson. - Yeah. - I'll be like, let me see the monkey. I'll be like, what's that moose hitting for? Stuff like that. You know? I like it. I think it's nice. I think it adds an extra layer of spice. - Yeah, that's it. - It's like you have Morton salt, when I pull out moose, I'm adding Himalayan pink salt. It's a little different. There's levels to this. - What's your favorite? - I go, what's that beaver hitting for? - Oh! - There we go. - Oh, bear, so you don't like it either? - Please turn off. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's a complete turn off. - Oh, okay. Hey, guess what? Tell that to my son. Wasn't too much of a turn off. Got the job done. - No. - Got a living proof. - That's the couple nights that you didn't call it a moose or a beaver or what the saying. - I guarantee I said, go ahead and unwrap that caribou for me. - No. - I told her, let me take a ride on the magic school bus. - There you go. - That's what I said. Let me take a ride on the magic school bus. - Magic school bus? - Yeah. Oh, what's that lady's name with the weird sign hitting that Miss Frizzle? - Oh, Miss Frizzle got it crazy. - No. - See, that's just cringy. Like, why are you thinking about that when you're about to have something with me? Why can't it just be, you know, the. - Oh. - Yeah. - That's. - I was like, that's explicit. - Yeah, it's like. - I don't want to see anything. - That's actual. - What is it? - That thing knows what you're going for. Why the hell does it need it now? - 'Cause that's anatomy. - That's anatomy. I want to add a hidden layer. - Like lasagna. - Yeah. - Imagine if the top. - The top's just the cheese. You go on the bottom now. You're getting that beat. - But can I say. - Why can't you just say. - Why can't you want me? Like, why do you have to have that eye? - I want you to. - But that muffin. You know what I'm talking about? - It's a muffin. - It's got that nice glaze on top of it. - He goes too far. You don't want me to describe a capybara. - You don't want me to describe that. - What? - I mean, that's a can of tech. - Oh my god. - Call that thing night glue. - Come on now. - Oh my god. - What can I say? I do agree with them. I don't like it in the reverse. - No, reverse is unacceptable. - Right. - That might be societal standard. - That's not fair. - It isn't fair. But I don't like. - Y'all, y'all isn't based on animals. - Exactly. Like, y'all is based on merit. - Yes. I'll be in the shower, right? It's a cold day. It's January. I'll be in the shower. - Bring us home. - She'll come through. It's a glass shower. We make money. It's a glass shower. She'll look in there. And she'll be like, "Oh, look at that pp." - Go to hell. - Don't you have. - Oh my god. - I don't call it a pp. I would call Malachi's pp. - Yeah, exactly. - I don't even call it nothing. Like, I don't say anything. - No, you've literally looked at me and my eyes and, "Oh, your pp is smart right now." - Yes, y'all do that. Why don't call it out? I know. - Acceptable. - I know it's cold. - Get out. - Yeah. - Bring that pp. - No, close. - Come on. - Escobar. - I'm not calling in name. - You better calm down. Crawl through all these balloons. You better slow your roll. I said, "I'll see that eagle real quick." - Oh, cow. - Eagle's back. - Oh my god. - Okay, but y'all don't do, y'all don't have fun with it. We're expressing creative freedom. We're saying it after an animal. Animals more than likely are cute, right? Animals are cute. - Not gonna have body parts. Why are we naming body parts? - Because it's a cute animal and I'm a dangerous hunter on the hunt. - So he's a creature. - I'm going for that animal. I already bought it. - I am. - I'm starting to eat it over there. - I spent $2,000 on the tag to slay a rhino and I'm going for your rhino. And that's just what it is. That's what it is. - He's got a fish in life. - Exactly. I have my license. I'm on my boat and I'm catching that fish. - See, I hope Melci never does this when he gets older. He's not talking about bringing this rhino here and beaver. - Yeah. - I think he's my son, Hill Dabble. - No. - I think that shows that we love you, right? - You, okay, if I were to say you's scientific terms, you'd be like, "That's not my pumpkin." - Yeah, exactly. Now, how fun is that? - Right. - Do you mind if we have coitus and I pleasure your. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I said, "No, I had a long day. "I'm on a hunt for a moose." - Why would you prefer Sarah? - I got my 22 locked and loaded. Eight times magnification scope. I'm going for the moose's neck. - That's what you want to hear. - No way. - That gets a goat. - What do you mean? - Let's go have some. - Hill. - That's exactly what you mean. - Hill. - Oh my god, that's not a race in the meter at all. - No, no, that's different. - Yeah, I got 15, you want to slot some. - No. - If you go babe, I got 15, I've been a bad tiger. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - Hey, hey, now we're playing a game. - Okay. - All right. - Now we're playing a game. - All right, we got a cam in a very freaky bag. - What? - I mean, I can feel the heat radiating all around. - I'm being horrible. - But, guys, episode 200, I think we got about two hours under us. In the comments, let us know what you think about that debate. God, there's so much to be thankful for. We win it. We did so much. - First of all, shout out to all the behind the scenes of YSK. Put the camera on there. Thank y'all. Without y'all, this isn't possible. Thank you to the, to the wives of YSK. - Yes, the wives of YSK. - The wives of YSK. - The wives of YSK. - The wives of YSK. - Eggs of YSK, man. - Thank y'all, honestly y'all, y'all, y'all hold us down on a personal level which translates to the professional and the business level. So, it really does. Like, for example, Peyton, before Sarah, every, not to say every waking thought is not anymore, but every waking thought, every second, every minute, every hour was about YSK, which is beautiful for us and for y'all. - Still the same, but it's just the same. - Now there's something else, too. - Exactly, but it was a lot of personal stress on him. Imagine your job that you physically drive to and you clock into and you never got to leave it. That was Peyton's mental for a while. And now there is that release. And it's beautiful for him and he deserves it. - Thank you, buddy. - That's what Sarah brings, and she's fantastic. - And most importantly, thank you to the Yusheno fan, Rhino Bappas. 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