One Ring to Rule Them All

(upbeat music) - I'm just gonna adjust the old from the room, the air conditioning's out in the studio. We gotta turn that thing off. - Oh, oh! (laughing) - I'm not gonna turn it off, I don't wanna be in the-- - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit. Oh, fuck, oh god, tricked me. Oh, tricked me, tricked me, oh god. (laughing) I can't, can I, listen, I was thinking about coming on the pod, and I have been sitting on some information that I have it. I wasn't sure what I was gonna bring it up or what I was gonna talk about it. And then this morning I was just like, why am I not gonna talk about like a major event in my life? I got an aura ring. - Oh, my, oh my god. Okay, I'll say-- - I got an aura ring, love it. (laughing) - Let's see the ring, how'd you do? - I know, I know, I know, I was so surprised. I couldn't believe it. I went to a Disney, it was a flash mob. It was a flash mob, and you didn't use my flash mob coordinator. Oh, my god, it came out of nowhere. It was a flash mob, you know what it was? I turned around, it was, it was Tadra Kahl. Meg Stalter, it was, she's smart. She's smart, it was, and Paul Abdul. And they were doing a flash mob. And they were kind of doing this. - And they called him an aura, right? - Yes, and they were doing like a, ease on down, ease on down the road. And then I was like, what's going on? - But then the list that came out and said, "Work me down, down, work me, work me, work me." - Oh my god, speaking of, if you're, hold on, Keef. - Oh, thank you, I know. - Oh my god, I just never thought it would happen for you. But more than that, I never thought it would happen for me. - Can I look at yours? Do we have the same one? We better, yes, the five baby. - Keef, Keef, Keef. - I can't believe how big the OG is. - Yeah, so that was, yeah. Yeah, hello, but I actually make a-- - I can't remember if you're coming to that on you. - I think it would look crazy on me. - It's a cock ring, it's a cock ring. - That's Nick's championship Super Bowl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, the cock ring. 'Cause he has a huge cock ring. - Yeah, people don't want me to put the cock ring on because it's too much. - It's almost a little too sweet. - It's a little too big. - It's a little too tight. - It's a little too rich. - That XXL cock ring is so teeny tiny for your huge, I woke up this morning and I, what can I, I mean, I can't say enough, I'm gonna say like 60 more times. - I know, I was like, yeah, love wins. - This is what I didn't get though. 'Cause I got this as an early birthday gift. But what you're really getting is the gift of the subscription. - The gift to pay. - I said, so in September, it's gonna start $79 a year for me to find out how bad I'm sleeping. - Thank you. - You know what's gonna keep me up? Paying that $79.99 a year. - Oh, litter bud, give hoot. - Yeah, no, I know. And we're not talking about it at length because they surely do not and never will sponsor us. So the horror ring that I have, horror, horror, horror. - Yeah, it is, there's a phenomenon known as something, which I'll just explain it 'cause I don't know what the term is. It's when you develop like a paranoid, when your sleep is disturbed because it tells you your sleep was disturbed. So you become obsessed with disturbed sleep and therefore it disturbs. - It disturbs your sleep. - Well, it's like, it's hot. - Can I tell you, this is the heat. - This is the heat. - This is what happened this morning. I was sitting in the dining table working on my computer. And Mr. Wonderful was over in the living and folding up blankets. And it slept on the couch, came home late. - Exactly. - Oh, we were going to meet you talk about. - I got sick last night at dinner. - I went to that Japanese place. - Yeah, I'm a shiro. - Yeah, I'm a shiro. It was so delicious, but I had a, I keep, I had a flare up of my arthritis, but I keep calling it a relapse. And that's, you know, this is not the word. But I was at dinner and usually when I get a flare up, I suddenly get very cold and very tired. So all of a sudden I start yawning and it's like the poppy fields in Wizard of Oz where I'm like, oh God. - And I was like, you guys, I just have to go up. - Are you sure you didn't get R-O-O-F-I-E? - No, I just went home early and went to bed. So the girls went out and got wild. 'Cause we have house guests from out of town. - Who am I, one of them I met? - Yes. - Yes, we're all old. - So Monday is our Saturday, right? Let's go girls. - It's very Patrick. - But, okay, this is the package, the package that came this morning. I'm sitting at the table and I see, okay, what can I, what can I pants mine with? Okay, so I'm gonna hide behind this. 'Cause this is a podcast and it's very visual. So, by the way, I know I look like Gypsy Rose Blanchard today and I don't know what to do. Hot gay man. - I had pink glasses on and I was like, "I'm going to Mercy Hospital to see my dentist." Like, it was so bad. So, I see a hand, the FedEx truck. I see a hand like this and then I just see this with the package. - Oh, nice one. - So, they throw it. - Cornhole. - So, Mr. Runoffo goes, "Oh, yep, just throw the package." - There's my $6,000 horror ring. - He didn't know what it was. So, I run out to get it and I read the package and it says his name and it says it comes from horror ring and I go, "You got an horror ring!" 'Cause I was so jealous. - Jealous. - Very jealous. - And then he goes, "Oh, it's for you." It's your early birthday present. - No capacity to, some people can't do surprises. - If my person, if my Christmas present comes in the mail in November, he starts like, "Do you want your present?" - Like, some people can't wait to give a gift. They can't wait. - You? - I can wait but it's not really waiting. It's close for getting. - Oh. - So, I'll buy it. And my struggle is not to open it for me 'cause I forgot to have kept it for somebody else. - So my goal is, like, I literally have a box that's like from, say, it's from, you know, a skippity toilet. - Right. - And it's like, "Okay, I've done with you, of course, where I've pre-ordered your birthday present." (laughing) - Did you like my birthday present? - You didn't. - What are you talking about? - That Kylie Minogue doll I got you? - Mary, that's such a great gift. - But you never even brought it. I thought you would display it or like, we would have the pod. - How can I display something that's covered in "Crested Come?" (laughing) - Well, I ordered a few, 'cause when it came out, everybody kept tagging saying it looked like you. So I was like, "Let's get it for you." - My people have contacted hers. - Yeah, they have. They have. - Remember what put on came out and it was like, "Oh, she's doing you." - I was like, "Don't, I haven't even made the nachos yet." - Right. - How are you gonna reheat my unmade nachos? - But if you're doing a loboda and Kylie's doing you. - Yeah. - We're trying no sadness. - Right, right, right, right. Sadness. - Nobody wins. - Nobody wins. - Win. (laughing) - Victory. (laughing) - I mean, the or so, yeah. (laughing) - So I just started today and the app made me feel like I'm gonna have to wait several weeks for it to gather info. - Oh, I know, so. - So what do I do now, just live? - So you, okay, here's what you gotta do. - 'Cause this is what I've been doing, and it's very, - It's been walking around like this. - You're usually, she's usually blazing the trail and then I'm following very like ser-- - Serif ticiously? - Suspiciously? - Serious Jessica Parker. - Serious Jessica Parker Lee. Serious Jessica Parker Lee. (laughing) - From like mount to mount and I'm just like, you know, you grew the path and I'm just wiggling down it, just like, okay, anybody. And, but this is something I've been doing for almost since I got out of the opitaal. And sidebar, I was like, you know, this does not prevent anything. It does support health, but it doesn't prevent bad behavior. But can you imagine? - Well, what did you imagine doing the Sun Med? It would be so funny. It would be like, it would be like, it would probably explode my finger and call the police. - No, no, no. - Burring app will go, hey, hey, how y'all doing? So it's like, hey, Gell, so-- - Are you boofing coffee or what? - Suspiciously, so we noticed that your heart, your BPM went up to 390. (laughing) So usually that's like-- - Seated? - That's like a hummingbird. - Yeah, and it was during your REM cycle. - Yeah, your resting heart rate is about 560 and your body temperature as you slept in your light sleep - Right. - With a 640 degree standard. - And we noticed your light sleep was standing up. - Yeah, and we noticed your left hand keeps going, and you got blue light in your eyes from watching Jason Moonmoas, but for 18 hours straight, you-- - Right, yeah. So, but what I have been doing is, 'cause my digital hygiene is so top notch as of late. But I do, I get up at six o'clock whether I want to or not, and I go downstairs outside and get my happy dawn light. - Yeah, I think that's a healthy practice. - No, it's great. - But I do check how I slept as if I don't really sure. So today, my sleep was optimal. - She gave me a comfortable reading. - That's so great. - And I wish the ordering was like-- - Oh, no, no, no, yeah, but I'm sure it's giving some-- - But I'm sure it's giving some kind of like 1.5 out of two, but I want it to be like-- - Eight. - Tor. - Tor. - I want it to be the voice of like-- - Tor. (laughing) - I want to-- - T. - T.S. Vatican's voice to come through on the oral ring, like-- - Yeah, actually, I want to say, you need to plug this into your TV because we have huge news, big news, and then it's T.S. Madison's huge jugs going, "You ate that!" - Yeah, sure. - Or it's a group of puns from your oral ring. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You ate that girl from she to signing-- Shining, signing she. (laughing) - No, yeah, don't worry. - God loves Blacks. America might have to be like, "Clean up on aisle, feces. "Clean up on aisle feces." Wait a minute, if people are missing the piecler, we're just about to finish all stars, too. - We are, we are. We are about to-- - People were commenting, they wanted to wait for us to finish the whole season, and then subscribe, so welcome. - Well, they can do whatever they want, especially if they have an oral ring, but-- - I just did Bob's pod and Bob was like, "Wait, wait, Bob's like, do you have. "You and Koch, you have started a Patreon." I said, "We can, we don't do that word." - I don't know what you're talking about. - I said, "We call it a piecler." - I'm never like that. - He said, "Did you want to promote it?" I said, "No." - "Do I want to get shot?" - "Yeah, do I want to live the rest of my life in peace?" - I said, "Don't say that." - You're like-- (clapping) - No, I don't. - I was like, "Bob, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. This building will be blow up. We'll be blow up." - It was 90 degrees. - Look at this wet neck, the wet neck, the wet neck. I got wet neck, everybody. I got shiny thighs, soggy pits, and I got a wet neck. It's hot, wet, skippity neck. - What are they going to do? - Nothing. - What are you going to do? - Arrest me for smoking, because I'm a wet neck. I'm a wet neck, I'm a wet neck, I'm a wet neck, I'm a wet neck, I'm a wet neck. - Mary, because of my hot and sexy lust for life, my crank it out, thanks to three subs to C4 and the rest of water, biohack. I go to the gym and yank it off, come back home, I call your Mr. Wonderful as I do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Would you like to go in a health walk? And it just so happens that a friend from Kentucky was visiting. - Yes, Dr. John. - Can I see you? - Yeah, a friend from Kentucky was visiting. - With a mom, Dr. John. - Dr. John, 'cause he is a historian. - He's a historian of gay history. - And not only that, Mary Todd Lincoln, - Yeah. - He's so funny, 'cause people are like, he's kind of like the fun fact about him, he's kind of like the most informed about Mary Todd Lincoln. And so people are like, oh, did Cole reach out? And I was like, he's like, no. - No, Cole purposely swirled around people like Dr. John, because he avoided that library of Congress. But it is fun to talk to Dr. John about this, 'cause he's like, well, actually, she was a bit of a mystic. Like he knows a little bit about everything. - Yeah, he is, that, talk about a good time gal on a health walk, 3.5 pounds. - I didn't know. - But so my oral ranked yesterday was like, "Molly, you and danger girl." - From the sleep? - No, from the exceeding my activity goal by 285%. - Oh, that's true. - 20,000 steps. Well, Mr. Wonderful, you know he walks 10 miles, no headphones, alone? Smiley. - Smiley. Smiley McPants. - A serial killer. - A serial killer. - Yeah, we saw so many sights and sounds on our little health walk around the reservoir. - Do you, there was four? - Yes. - It's great. - Three mile close circuit. - Three and a half. - Yeah, in no traffic, like it's nice 'cause in LA you're in car danger. - That's one of the only places you can walk and not be in car danger. - We were in danger of falling in love at every turn. - Well, not him, but there are some beauties. - Oh, baby, there was some beauties, there was some uglys, everything in between. Katrina, Katrina, it was everybody. - Oh my god. - Everybody. Girl, I was talking about the house, talking about the snake churches. You know the snake churches. - Of course, yeah. - And have you ever seen videos of snake churches? - Oh, have I? Am I a snake church fan? (laughing) - Am I a dragon church fan? - I'm drinking strictine right now. (laughing) - So they have a part of the Bible where they drink strictine because there's a scripture that says that you can drink poison and you can handle serpents. And they take that super literally, even though it's obviously a metaphor or also all fake, right? So, if you watch videos of them, they don't just hold snakes. They, I swear to god. - Katrina, Katrina, Katrina, they are swinging those walkers around. - It's a little abuse. - And I'm like, - I told you. - No, you haven't on your nose. - It's on your nose, Mary. - Does anybody know? (laughing) - But they are too. - Katrina, Katrina. - Here come the hurricane bitch. - Yeah. - With Vuitton toilet. - Yeah. - Radlers. - Radlers. - And all these churches are widows. We've talked about this, I think. All these churches are widows because everyone's like, yeah, my brother, dad, and husband all died from snake handling. Because I still come every Sunday. - Because the moral of that story is don't handle the snake. It's getting more in touch with the Lord. - Well, guess what, the snakes live. In the church basements in the dark, and they just yank them out and swing them around. - Swing it around. Mimi, swing it around. - Don't look like a gift horse in the mouth. - Yeah. - And don't swing a Radler. - Don't swing a snake in a church. But this trick and I taste lovely. Would you like to try some? - Do you have, if somebody dies from snake handling, do you have the nerve to go to the funeral and go? - It's just horrible. - I know. - It's tragic. - We had no way of knowing. - It was so young and it just came out of nowhere. And that snake seemed happy. You know, it really makes you think, doesn't it? I wonder what happens. - Listen, honey, if snake handling makes you religious, I've been religious for a while. - Thank you. - I was sucking car. - Car, canjobs, canjobs, and socks. - I was in the car on the way here listening to this week's pod and almost pulled over and set out loud. Who the fuck would listen to us? It's so crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. But then it's also enriching. - It can be educational. - Of course. - But then with cathartic, dramatic. - Indy, Indy Navarette posted today that she watches us. - I know. - So somebody's listening. - Somebody's listening. It's so many important. Let me tell you, Indy Harflick runaway hits, smash hits. - Smash hits. - Incredible performance. - $750,000 budget. - And then it's made about three billion. I think it just passed Avatar, both together. - It won't pass Michael Jackson. - Oh no. - Which I can't talk about. I won't be talking about today. - It's very. (laughing) - Where's this mini fan from? That is crazy. - It's so crazy. - It's so hot. It's hot in here. It's the heat. - It's the heat girl. - You want to talk hot? I just wrapped my music festival tour for 2026. - Oh, super disco. - Congratulations. - Oh my. - To see. Seattle, I had Capitol Hill block party on Friday. - No Capitol Hill, is that, is there a lowercase hill? - It's kind of like the, I think it's the gay area, but it's like a cubar and Seattle. - Oh, that was Fort Green. - No. - Girl, I don't know. - I just made that. - I just made all of Seattle's the gay area. I think I'm conservative. - It's something's fishy going on in Seattle. - I'm conservative there, I think. The level of gay there is. - You are literally, you are Marjorie Taylor Greene. - Oh, you and I are Marjorie Taylor Greene. - I'm in Laura Bobert. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I'm Mitch McConnell. - Yeah, thank you. - There they are living queer with a Capitol cue. I as a drag queen, they were like, get out of our town. Like I wrote town. You, you, yeah, I know, I know. - Yeah. - Get your red hat on and get out of here. - You woke left. No. - Woke right, unwoke right. - Unwoke right. - Unwoke right. - You snake handler. - Yeah. - You fornicator. - Astrobator. - My or ring keeps saying I'm woke. I'm sitting poorly. - Restlessness. - Restlessness. - Woke. - Wait, wait, wait, what's your sleep square? You know what girl, I've worn it for an hour. - What's my sleep square? - Okay, shut up, shut up. Okay, excuse me, you know what, you know what, you know what, Victor, I cling to this is almost, this is actually just one little notch ahead of your incredible music festival achievement, a block of them. Because do you know what happened? Courtney Act, when we were comparing sleep squares, I said, oh, you know, I've never really got more of an ADHD. She said, actually, no, you got a 91. I'll never forget it for the rest of my life. Wow, because I beat her, it's something, something that she's very jealous of, something that she might not ever achieve, something that I achieved effortlessly, and didn't even remember it. In fact, I forgot it, and I got it wrong. I wasn't proud of it. It was, I was humble, a true humble moment that she is jealous of me. - This is a story, but you know, not knowing how to read numbers, but I know why you're so proud. - My brain dead memory is somehow better than your music festival achievement. But also, but also, fuck Courtney in general. - Thank you. - Fuck her. - That's the point. - That one's afraid to say it. Fuck Courtney act. - That's the point I was trying to make. It's like, you know what, she loves to just waltz over. - She's toxic, she's negative. - She's negative. - She's ugly. - She's a pick me girl. - She hates health. - She's also a pick me girl, and she takes a lot of illegal drugs. And she's always trying to push them on me, and she gets out really brown teeth. She got a super hair, like crazy hair, like, receding hair line. - Terrible body. - Terrible body. No, it's not, it's not the body that's terrible. It's terrible mind inside a gross body. - Right. - And so whenever she, you know, every time she insists on, she comes to my house, she knows the combination and somehow to the locks, she barges in. - When you're living in her house, thank you. And she ISIS my toilet with feces, like a cake. And she brings her own palette knife. And I try to hide all the knives. And she just destroys my life from the outside in. And I say, Courtney, don't do it. Next time, please have some mercy and some kuth and some compassion. And she says, "No, I'm an evil bitch." And I've come from my biannual destroying of your life. I'm going to destruct your scrotum sack. And I have to say, no, no, Instagram, I have had to stay away from Instagram because I watched too many videos of people having broad, brazen, public displays of mental breakdown and now Instagram is like, "Oh, did you want to see more crazy?" Unembridal, unabashed video is someone like covered in scabs talking about the governments who're really, and it's not just you. I know. But can we please, again, as Courtney tries to do, she tries to say she started it. I started that. Right, right, please agree with me. We have been subdued by the government, thank you. So, we had like all these different festivals this year. We did La La Paloza, Bonnaroo. This photos were magnificent. Well, I tell the photographers, they say, when can you take pictures that said for the first 10 minutes because of the heat? It's hot. It's the humidity, it's the heat. So, Friday I have Seattle, it's so humid. It's the first 30 minutes in the rain, the roads are the slippers. The plants are going to love this. We needed it. We needed it. We needed it. Seattle, it is so humid that the dancers, fish town, the dancers who have 12 packs are walking off stage and going, I think today's the day I puke. Whoa. The dancers are almost puke, I'm near death. Now, Muna, huge lesbian band who I love, queer band. Muna, Muna, Muna. They are playing after me, so, and they're real bands, so all their equipment is taken at most of the stage. And, you know, I'm trying to take a little, a little amount of space they can, but I got a lot of shit up there. I got the platter, I got everything. So, I'm, for this show, I'm crammed in this little section. It's so hot I'm dying. I'm passing away. I'm passing away from heat stroke. How? So, then, so then. What do you do, though? I need to know exactly what you do, because I, I am going to DJ. I'm never going to do it in drag. Right. And I don't even think I can do it in drag. I mean, I'm so, I don't even think I can ever do it out of drag. Don't do it in clothes. Well, that's what I'm going to talk to you about. It's the new day. You could do naked promise. - I'm naked. It's the nudity. - I'm naked, does that make sense? - Yeah. - So then the next day, I go to San Francisco because it's outside lands. Now I just wanna say, I'm not gonna complain about outside lands because I have canceled twice for mental illness. So I'm just happy to be invited off. - You know, I didn't know that because she wasn't posted on Instagram. - I just happy to be invited off third time. Drag Race star takes a step back. - I have canceled twice for mental illness. - Right. So I'm just happy to be back, right? But also San Francisco queer people take all the time you need girl. - Also newsflash. - A person in a wig had a meant to be. - Boop. - Tell me something I don't know. - Born in the game. - Right. - Born in the game. - And that town, they have Peach's Christ. They're used to crazy. - Yeah, that's it. - So. - And just to clarify. - Plus, if I'm in a mental breakdown, Peach's Christ had already gossiped and told him. So it wasn't even news. - Before you even break the story. - Peach was just calling people like, "Girl, no, I don't wanna be a gossip." - So I wanna be a gossip. - But girl? - She is so diabolical. - So awesome. - She'll call me about this. - I know. - 100%. - Why'd you call me a gossip? I heard from someone that I'm a gossip. - Oh, it's fabulous. - She, okay, God, that's so good. - It's raining. Oh, I didn't talk to you since two weekends ago. Poring, pouring at Lollapalooza. Poring. - No, isn't there some kind of electrical danger? - That's what I'm thinking. So they go, we're gonna have to shorten your set to 45 minutes and-- - How does that make electricity not work? - And the screen that goes up behind you, the motor's out because of the rain. So you're gonna be standing in front of your screen. So I'm kind of having a meltdown, right? - Wait, isn't there a tent above you? - Yes, but like, it's just pouring rain. So then we get to San Francisco. Wait, the weekend before was also Montreal, Oceaga, pouring rain, pouring. - Let's have a key key me the dancers with fans, torrential down pour rain. - It's so dangerous. - It was crazy. - They got grippers, they got cleats on. - They're dancing with cleats, right? - I am. - I am. - Full soccer, you know. - I do that old Broadway thing before the show, I take a razor and some Coca-Cola, and I slice up the bottle of my tax shoes. - The Diet Coke. - Sticky it up. - Sticky it up, like-- - Sticky it up, like-- - Sticky it up, like-- - On subscribing. - The numbers are going-- - The numbers are going-- - The numbers are going-- - Oh. - 100%, the Nasdaq, the Peaceler Nasdaq-- - Maybe-- - It's 1929 up in here. - I need the Dow Jones and Dow Jones and Peaceler and get more annoying. - Damn. - Wait, wait, okay. So then the last one was Saturday outside lands. - Saturday. - Outside lands. - Is it outside? - Now in San Francisco, everybody complains about that unpredictable cool barrier weather. - 68 outside. - Oh my God, it's almost a little too-- - I walked in, like, if I was a rich man, then I was living, girl. - Loosen up my butt, it was really cold. The dancers are like, ooh, they're teeth, they're chattering, I say, I don't care if you all die. (laughing) I don't care if you all die. - So you're going to get into some Aurora Borealis Arctic rave DJ sets. - Girl? - Do you need me? - Come see Solid Pink, come see Super Disco in Antarctica. - Yeah, no, yeah, take it very. It's free. - My show is that midnight on the iceberg that took down the Titanic. - Titanic. - Titanic. - Just rewatch that, by the way. - 275,000 people died. - Just rewatch that. - Yeah, 275,000 people died. - Unbelievable movie. - It's crazy. - The whole time. - No, they did. (laughing) - Highest mass capacity vote. - Nobody died at Stonewall. Nobody died at Titanic. - 275,000. (laughing) - Nobody died at Titanic. - I don't believe in AI, but I do think we should use AI to make a video of Willem telling Derek Berry that no one died at the Titanic. And I will watch it on a loop. - But it's so well. - No one died at Stonewall. - But it should be Titanic. (laughing) - Derek Berry, the Titanic being like, people died. - People died at Stonewall. - No one died at the Titanic. I wouldn't love. - That would be so funny. - I would love. - We're living in children. - Children. - You know, wait, so. - Can I finish the story? - Please, I've been asking you. I was just gonna say, could you please finish the story? - I don't know. - I don't know. - People always comment that you interrupt me. - No. - And I'm sick of it. I get out there, I'm in my cape. And you know, my first outfit for the show is like a dog that just got stitches. Is that giant cone around my hand? - I love that, by the way. - Thank you. - So fierce. - And I'm waiting. - To talk the neuter dog outfit is totally. - Yes, totally. - And the dancers and I are happy because it's been so hot at these shows for once it's cold. We're like, ah, ah, we're so happy. They start the show. 30 seconds into the first thing that music dies and the screen goes out. Silence. The audience is standing there. The dancers improvise for a while and then run off stage. They start the show again. 40 seconds in. The music in the screen go out again. Again, rain. We're outside. We're doing, the thing about music festival-- - This is because-- - You were doing shows in places that are not meant to be. - Yeah, it's on my club. - It's not on that type of thing. - So before they start the show for a third time, I say go and give me the microphone. And they go get the microphone and I go, they don't like, hey, how y'all doing? But I just, you know, I pulled out a good old drag brunch joke. I said, we're having, I said, we're having to secular difficulties and they laugh. And I say, sorry, this entire stage was built by gay people and they were like-- - Oh, and then we was built by women. They would have done it in 20 minutes. - If it was love, the answer would have been great. - Home Depot, Hong Kong, Hong Kong. - So then everything, the show starts, but I'm thinking to myself because they caught me on a good day 'cause I'm in a good mood. Because I'm like, you know what? Whatever is happening. I can't control anything. - Yeah, wherever you are. - I can't control anything. - Wherever you go, there you are. - So luckily I was in a good mood, but the show, we did restart the show and it was fine. But now it's done for the year, thank God. So yeah, I don't know if festivals are physically possible for crossies. - No, I know, no, they're not, they're not. I mean, they're not-- - They're not, no. - They're just not, they're not, they're not. I think that you, you gotta, not only do you, should you give yourself credit for doing it and then against all odds and all that stuff, I still can't actually believe that you did it. - Let's say when people say 225,000 people die in the Titanic, I know that's true. This, I can't accept it. - Yeah. - I can't accept it. - How did you do it? - Not to mention the dancing. - Like I don't understand how you actually did it. - Well, I'm not, you're not doing heart surgery by the way, but I'm like, I planned. - Yes, yes, but I didn't up to you. - I saw the, no, I saw the outfits. - But I didn't up to you. - I saw the truth. - I did no course it. I planned for the worst. - That's not make, that thing, that's, that does not make things any better. You had a wig on, you had lashes on, you had a costume on, with gloves, I saw in boots, I saw the outfits, Mary. Don't try to tell me that I'm, don't tell me when it feeling is wrong. - Right, right, but I'm just saying, I, I don't want to say, I am grateful for all the experiences, very surreal. - Especially in this our year, you know, 20, 20, 26. Meeting across the at these festivals, it's like, this is great, this is great, everybody wins, love wins. - Wins. - And every venue, they're like, oh, this is the biggest turnout we've had on the stage ever. I'm like, love it, love it, love it. - Yeah, yeah. - So maybe you got the Holy Spirit on your side, and that snake bite is not poisoning your death. - But she's biting you. - Katrina, Katrina, Katrina. So I'm happy, is it bad to say I'm glad I did it, but I relieved it's over because it was, it was, it was, it was tenuous on my spirit. These dates were hard for me. - It's, don't cry because it's over, it's mal, because it happened. It was hard. - Yeah. - That's why you're getting ready in these little trailers, it's just all outdoor. - Writing golf carts and drag is really hard. - No, it's not glamorous like you do it at the cemetery during synospia. - Right, it's not, it's dehumanizing. - Yeah. - It's, it's demoralizing. It's also diminishing. - It diminishes the truth of the 275,000 casualties on the time. - My Swedish sister, Zara Larson came to say hi to me. She came to say hi at the festival. - She skipped a family reunion. - Did we just talk about that? - No, she skipped a family reunion. So I don't, she had a lot of explaining to do. - Well, I'd only heard her music. I didn't know what she looked like. And she came up and this is a credit to her-- - We just got the family resemblance, of course. - This is a credit to her makeup artist. I recognized her because of her makeup. Because her makeup artist says these dazzling, like natural kind of, like, fish and bird inspired looks. She came up and I was like, that must be her. And I said, oh my God, people always say that I'm you because we're both Swedish. And I don't think she knows that I'm Swedish, so-- - She didn't know, yeah. - She didn't know. - But because Swedish don't walk around, like you, I mean, Swedish don't walk around saying hi. I'm Swedish all day. It's kind of like-- - Well, I started singing to her. They meet Nights on. And she was like, sure, you know. - But she was excited to meet me. That was nice. - Do well. - Do well. - Do well. - Yeah, that's amazing. Megawatt start. - Megawatt start. - I, whenever I say a story like that, people say I'm name dropping. So maybe I should just shut the fuck up. - Maybe you should just, yeah, maybe you should just kill yourself. I, that's funny. You should kill yourself. Know that I think that's fine because I have a name that I'd love to drop. - What is it? - Tara Reid. - No, no, no, no, for real. I have a name. - Tara Dickoff? - It's Tara Dickoff. Nobody on Tara Dickoff. My, my, my, my, this drag queen that I met, Ivana Big Dick up my ass. No, no, it's not real. But that is Tara Dickoff. - I brought, got you cock off, got you cock off. - I brought some good, got you cock off. - I brought some drag names. Hold on, oops, I've been on a FaceTime call this whole time. Oops, oh my god, a FaceTime six people. Sorry. - I think that's it. - Name it again. - Name it, you were one of them. Thanks for not picking up things. - Excuse me, I have my notifications. - Yeah, we're filming, my notifications. - So I thank you. - So I've had my, I've been posting drag names and they're never good, but somebody recently, look at all my drag names that posted over the year and I just thought we could maybe do like a round up. - Okay. - Okay, Jean Apple Bottom. Apple Bottom Jean. - That's fabulous. - Okay, I think it's great. - Madison Square Garden. - Okay. - Okay, it's just the thing. - It's just the thing. - Her name's Madison. - Yeah, yeah. - That's hysterical. With a hyphen, Madison Square, and then her marriage, she married Joe Garden. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Chanel boots, horrible, horrible, horrible, hate it. -Really? Okay. -Hate it. -Porsher control. -If it's boots house down, like H-A-U-S-D-A-U-N. -Yeah, I guess. -Okay, what is it? -Porsher control. -Perfect. -Love, okay. Money slope. -Money? -Money slope. -Oh, but his hope is great. That's the resort with name. -I think it's very like, like, yeah, I love it. Brandon gave me this one. And what? -And what? -That's so good. -That's so good. -We're at the delta. -We're at the delta. -That counted the day. And Brandon said, "And what?" And we both look at each other and what. -I always spell it W-A-T-T. -And what? -And what? -Yeah. -Any publicity? -It's good publicity. -It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Hot girl summer. -Horrible. -That's not a name. -Pretty Miss Summer. -But that's not a girl. -It would have to be like, "That's the hot girl summer." -It would have to be summer, colon. Or not colon. Summer. -Summer, colon. -Summer. -Great name. Summer colon. -This is Summer, colon. -No, this is. -Okay, fine. Persona Nangrata. -That's Greek. -Okay. Mini Corn Dog. -No, that's Latin. If she's Italian, Persona for sure. -Persona. -Yeah, yeah. Mini Corn Dog. -Yeah, Mini Van Driver's sister. -Yeah, Mini Corn Dog is great. -Cherry Pie Gifts certificate. -Bit of a stretch. -I love that. -That's a bit of a stretch. -I'm sorry. -I love that. -Cherry Pie Gifts certificates. -Really a deep cut. Really a deep cut. -Demi Whispey. -I love it. I hate it. I love it. I hate it. -Marsy Boku. -The fact that these are so. I'm screaming. -I'm sorry. -These are all, like, gain me downers. -These are all from here. -These are so good. -Marsy Boku. -Marsy Boku is amazing. -Marsy Boku is incredible. -It's so good. -I mean, maybe I'm getting too excited because I had one and a half Celsius today, but I think that. -What if I'm just funny? -Thank you. -Thank you. -It must be the energy drink. -Because I'm laughing at you, Pete. -But this sweaty neck, I'm just saying. -Neck? -Swedding. -Okay. -Okay. -Wait, I have one for you. -But long neck. -Sure. -Okay. -Well, this is kind of an old Tildo world ends. -That's too. Yeah, that's good. It's very good, but I don't like that. -Till Shelley. -Kaibella Swan. -What is it? -Kaibella Swan. -I don't know what that means. -Oh, because it's. -Yeah, and Bella Swan's from Twilight. -Yeah, it's perfect. -Okay, it's perfect. -It's a little brand specific. You gotta get on board with Juvederm. -Um. -Barberduke. -He's so good. -These are really great. -When did you get in a pun? -I don't. -Kaile monogamous. -Oh, my god. Shut up. Shut up. I have to go to a wipe down. And I'm not joking. I have to take a break. -Wait, what about this? -No, I literally have to take a break. -I don't think I have a few more. -Okay. -Siggy Smalls. -I mean, I don't know. -Siggy. -Okay, well, I don't know. Delorean Corey. -That's amazing. -Okay, okay. -That's amazing. All 80s music. -Yeah, all 80s music. -Emma Pizza Stone. -That is so bad. That's so bad. -That's so bad. -That's so good. -That's awful. -It's so good. -That was from 2016. -I love Emma Pizza Stone. -Beluncia Hudson. -I don't get it. -These are the name of Instagram filters. -Oh, I wouldn't get it. -Okay, it's from 2015. -Okay. -Neomie Cannibal. -That is so good. -Okay. -These are brilliant, by the way. -Thank you. That's all I got. -These are brilliant. -Emma Pizza Stone and Naomi Cannibal. -Emma Pizza Stone. -And Marcy Boku. -Marcy Boku. -It is incredible. -It is incredible. -But I actually were French Canadian. -I'm Marcy Boku. -A two in cigarette. -Love. -I have to actually take it. Like, literally take a break because I have to towel off. -Well, let's take a break. -Okay. -Normalized being flirted with. You know what? I had to be normalized. -No, I was saying you're cute or you got your handsome. Oh, you know what? Contest Lui-Anne said online, she said. She likes to tell people something like. Oh, you're very dashing. -Love it. -Something like that. -Yeah. -Or she says, "Start a conversation with a guy by saying, "Where are you from instead of what do you do? Because what do you do is gauche. And where are you from is interesting." Sometimes I say, "What do you do during the day?" That was my friend Eugene who said because he dealt so much with rich people, very, very wealthy, ultra wealthy people who didn't necessarily have a job. -Right. -But they always, you know, they don't want to be like, they didn't do nothing all day. They worked with foundations or they were whatever. They had a lot of hobbies or like the trained horses or whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? But it was like, "What do you do?" It was like, it was a very, it was kind of a two, it was almost kind of confrontational in a way. Also, it's freaky to say, "What do you do during the night?" -Oh, that's insane. -Are you the killer? -I think it's okay to say, "What do you do during the day?" -Yeah. -Hi, I'm Brian. What do you do at night? -How do you sleep at night? -Right, when I'm there watching you. You know, yeah. But I just feel like when we tell people we have a crush on them or whatever, or we flirt, it should be okay to tell someone, give someone a compliment or let them know that you like something about them. And I think we scare ourselves too much to like share this like very nice information with people we go with. -It makes people's day. It makes people's, sometimes it makes people's month. Like the guy who brought you soup, I've got more soup. I did get more soup. -Is it him? -No. -Damn, I know. -You think you took it, put it on the no-fly list? -No, I just think it was, it was a serendipitous and enlightening, lightning struck twice. Asking for a third time is kind of pushing it. But I did, I did order a third and fourth time just to be safe. And I also ate the soup. Hello. -Yeah. -But yeah, I, I, I, I, we have one go round on this, this rotting rock that's flying through space one time. We got one chance. -Yeah. -You know what I mean? And also every, not to get corny, but I do since the, you know, I live every day like it's my last one. In a good way. Before you were living every day like it was your last one. -In a bad way. -In a bad way. -No, for real. There's an actress. -Ad Tatsi. -This, uh. -Tatsi number two. Our friend of mine, a friend of mine who's an actress just posted like, they came out about their cancer diagnosis. And it's at a stage where she's not pursuing treatment. And post like that are always so obviously like super brave to share. -Devastated. -But also it always makes me, you gain something by re-evaluating your, what you just said. How, how small our time is. -It's tiny. -Humming birds almost die every night. -What? -Humming birds die almost die. -Humming birds are at the risk of starving to death every single night. -Are you serious? -Uh-huh. -Because their metabolism is so intense. -That's like you. -Baby. -If they don't, if they don't, they have, they're on borrowed time every second of the day. And they're doing their mating dance. Their BPM is like a thousand or something. They go, every night they have to go in a torpor, which is basically the most intense form of hibernation. Because they're, they pump so much blood so quickly through their every second. It's like, I mean, their BPM is like 400 or 500 like when they fly, to like fly backwards, fly upside down. -It's crazy. -Yeah. And they almost die every single night. They get, they shut down. I love, it was like torpor, country. And then they, when they shut down at night, very vulnerable to predators, obviously, they can't move. -Right. -And then they wake up by shaking slowly and then getting back into the groove. But they, their caloric, their caloric requirements are so intense. And they're always at under threat of not making them and not, and not having enough every single night. -That's you. -That's me. -That's you, that's it, you espresso. -Flying. -That's it, me espresso. -That's that, you espresso. -The brina. -That's it, you know. -The brina, Sabrina. -You know, that song to me is inspiring because this is not shade. It's like well-known that that is a splice loop. Like, it's, it's one loop on a loop, the whole song. -It is, I think it's amazing. -I think it's a magic trick to make a great song from one repeating segment. It's not shady at all. I'm like, that is so cool. -Mekahini Ho. -Mekahini Ho. I've been living, speaking of living off the grid, not living off the grid, living off the computer, living off the phone. -Oh, my God. -Tai have been living on large and in charge. I'm in the pool every day. I put on my headphones. I listen to my stories, help him. Oh, my God. I got to the airport. I got to the airport to come back to LA. Got to the car hungover as fuck and went, "Hell, payment!" at the airport. I'm sure no one knew what the fuck I was talking about. -Hell, payment. -I get up and I say, "I'm the prince who was promised." -The driver is sitting there waiting for his tip doing this. And I go, "Hell, payment." And then just walk away. -Here's the ship. Don't smoke in bed. -Love that all the yarn. -Love that little fish. -People do be smoking. -They need to text during content. -I know two and seven, five thousand people died. -It's a smoking. -Yeah, Titanic. -Out my aura. My aura. -Zera farming. -I've been doing that. And then also, I've been loving. I've been taking adult online classes for electronic music production. -To me too. -No, I know what you guys think. You do remixes for J-Lo and stuff. You know everything. -On the floor. -The truth is, like many music producers, I'm flying by the seed of my pants, making things up as I go. And then a year later, it's like that thing where you're later, you're like, "Oh, there was a quicker version of that thing I did." -Oh, there's a much easier version of what I did. You listen to your old mixes and stuff. You're like, "Oh, I didn't know how to do X-Wizy." So now I've been taking these long form courses online. Basically, the only problem is, it's classes that start from people of no music education. So I've been skipping around to like, you know, I know the keys and stuff. So I've been skipping to some of the deeper shit. So it's like me taking a sewing class. That's what I thought of. It's like, I know how to do it. I know what a dry queen produced music, but now I'm learning like. Excuse me, give yourself a look ready. Let's say I'm more likely to drop a preset into a program than I am to build a synthesized sound from scratch from thin air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm more likely to work from a pattern. Move. Right. So I want to be more that though. I want to be more awake up. I dream of a sound and I make it up from thin air. So I've been learning that. I don't know if that counts as off the screens, because it is on the computer. No, no, no, no. Because that's that. So, thank you. So I also been. That's not me. That's not me. Because I make all my music on Ableton and I make all my music on Ableton. I make my own on Cancelton. Cancelton. Oh, Ableton and not Ableton. Yeah, Cancelton. And so instead of sitting on my computer and doing it, I've been using devices that keep me off the computer entirely to build out songs with just my headphones. Okay, no, wait. Can I make it? No, I want to suggest a differentiation if you don't mind, because for me, the phone and the computer are two very different animals only because you don't scroll on the computer or there's. That's true. I don't. The computer is a machine. Right, right, right. The phone is a distraction. I agree. Okay. Because unless. I'm sorry to interrupt, but unless you are the type of person who toggles between tabs and there's nothing good on that other tab, if you know what I mean, whether it's Facebook or porn hub or whatever. Mr. Wonderful. 99 tabs at any moment. Oh, God. I think that's something really wrong with that. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? No one's perfect. And then my little. I used the Ableton push, which is a free-standing like, it's like this big. All these buttons. Sequencer, all that. Plug my headphones in, and it's standalone. So it's my entire music making software on a device and not on my computer. So I can go sit in the fucking backyard in the sunlight and make my little music with my ears. You're playing instrument. And it makes me feel so present because as much as I love music making out a computer, computers do not always feel necessarily musical. It's beat-boop. It's button-pushing. It's clicking. Are you okay? I'm. I'm wrapped in it. Is that how it works? No, seriously. Please continue. Um. You throw neck? You're throwing neck? Throwing neck for Burgess? For Burgess? Um. you want me to throw neck for ketchup? That is so incredible. Throw in Ableton. Ableton. So I have my Ableton push, which is this big standalone thing that I just put my headphones into. My backyard make my little beat-boop songs. And you can at least get what it's helped me do is instead of thinking of a section of a song that I like, this is crazy. I cannot talk to you like this. I can't. Okay. What about politeness? I'm sorry, it's done. It just. I apologize. I do deeply apologize. I deeply do. But I had to happen. I'm in the verge of a Chloric deficit. Okay. Um. It's done. No, can we continue? So it's not. It's not an instrument because it's not. It's not. It's not dexterity. It's not. It's not fine-tuning a skill that's. It's just like. I mean, I, of course, the computer's amazing because you can do anything from a computer with music. You can make anything. Yeah. But you are sitting and clicking and you're staring at a screen and you're using a keyboard and just being able to get off a phone, off a computer object and build sounds from your lap with your headphones on in your backyard just feels a lot more like. You're molly at the wheel. It feels a lot more like. I'm just making something to make something. And if I never make something from this, the. I'm having a creative renaissance of making things in one sitting. Being less precious. Wally at the wheel. Yeah. Like, um. And I have this little able to move, which is smaller. It's like this big. And it's. You know, a sequence or a beep, make a little beats. Being able to make first drafts of things off your screen, off your phone, off your computer. And not be precious about like this has to be perfect right now. Forgettable. I'm very into. I find in my creative self sometimes when I get excited about an idea I have, I put all this weight on myself that it has to develop the right way. And I have to. Oh, now that I like this idea, now it better be good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you have to get out of there. You have to get out of there. Is it good? Yeah. And just say, "Why don't you shut the fuck up?" And finish it with the enjoyment of it. And tomorrow when you wake up, if you hate it, no love lost. Like the fuck up. Everything you do doesn't have to be cutie and horny. What if just right now sitting down, you like to what you made and that's it? Thank you. It's been a huge renaissance for me. Because I get. So. I get so chocled into myself of, "Oh, you have one little good idea. It better bloom into something incredible." Because you'll never have another good one. You bitch. Right. You bitch. Whereas lately it's like just sit and enjoy the process of making. Just plug. Do not make it about is what you're producing going to be something you can use for value. Play. Who cares? Play. Make your little dumb songs and step away and move on with your life. Play. Play. Be less precious. All in the wheel. Anyway. And then also I've been reading books. Girl. This is next on my list. My friend Ellie just put out this book, "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay." I'm a girl. Tell it. But I just read this great book I loved. It was called "Metaling Kids." And it was about kids who met him. Pretty much. It was about a group of teenagers in high schools, basically like the Mystery Machine Scooby Gang. Yeah. In the '70s they solve crimes like investigative mysteries in their town. And then this is them in the late '80s, 13 years later, their adults. And they haven't talked in years. One of them's in prison. One of them killed himself. One of them, the drug addict. Oh, wow. And they're reconvening in their hometown because the last case they worked on, all the cases were always like Scooby Doo, some kind of mask. Got it. The work done was genuinely paranormal and they're all disturbed and they have to go home and try to solve the mystery. That's fierce. It was fierce. I finished it last night. Oh, she finished. 465 pages. Oh, 460. But the last book I read was that horror book mother thing and that scared me to death. So I needed something a little less scary. So we need that's on my list. I need something a little less scary. I got mother thing on the docket. It's on my coffee table. Did you buy it? Maybe I bought it. It's been in my car. It's really scary. I got four stacks. I can talk about the power of no screens. What are you doing off the screen girl? I'll tell you further. I love that my no screen stories involved screens read the book and an iPad. These are all screens. Oh boy. Does that count? Oh, not really. But it's good for the environment. No paper. It's no one. It's the ocean economy. But does it? But is it? Now this is a very this is a 65,000 dollar question. Is it like a Kindle style where there's no blue light? Very dark. Very dark. It turns black. Oh my god. Is that bad? I mean, no, it's great. I minimize the book and I'm watching one. Does that count? It's in it's in your Chrome app and it's all they've all like done that little grid thing and then one of them you can see you have to put on your reading glasses but you're also jorken up. But can you give me a little bit of. I make it like her own. At least she's reading. What's the matter? Right? Milky. Milky. At least I'm reading. Of course you're reading. And I think it's great. I don't want to read you for reading. But now that that was a little bit heartwarming, then at the end I was like, this wasn't scary enough. So I have no middle. Now I want to be scared again. Do you? Well, oh, we need a bottle. A Shanghai surprise, a plum smuggler, a private dish. Shout out to Christina Gulerra, an SNL playing Samantha. You know what? You know who our mutual friend, Madonna, oh, yes, um, you know, Madonna. Our friend Madonna. The singer. The singer. He was saying that, you know, it's um, why can't we say who it is? Oh, no, I don't know, it incriminated him in this. Oh, it's somebody that's why we can't. He hit a one with that. Yeah. Yeah. He hit her with her car. Um, well, I just, I was, he was basically we were talking about, you know, I think about this often, I don't listen to either Britney Pittsburgh's or Christina Aguilera ever. Really? No, it's just not my dress. You know what my dress is? It's always been foreign. Not English. I like both. I wouldn't say I've put on either of their full albums in years. No, no, no. No, no, no. But I support both. Ladies, gentlemen. Yeah. I have, I have, I have Christina Bionic. And I have stripped. Oh, yeah. And back to basics. Okay, there you go. I mean, I, I have, I have, I have watched snippets. Anything that's available of her master class in vocal technique, because what you can't, you can say many things about these two women, which you can't say about Christina is that she's not talented. So Christina has a supernatural talent. Oh, incredible. Yeah. I mean, so does Britney. I'm a Britney bitch. Okay. But, but I'm just saying that. Okay. I'm not pitting women women, women against women, but I often do think about how at the time, you know, if we're talking about vocal talent, they're just not even in the same dress. If we're, they're not in, they're not playing a similar game pop music, super stardom and part music, pop music, um, success. Sure. She's not necessarily in hinge on time. We know this. Yeah. And it's not. It's not a meritocracy. She's like an instrumentalist. Yes. So she's tearing a William's singing. It's crazy. It's, you know, prodigious. Yeah. It's, um, it's virtuosic, but I don't require that of all my ideas. Are you, are you kidding me? She just, she sounds like she's crying on every track. I feel bad when, when I watched the blonde emission documentary and I feel like it comes up that Madonna isn't like people critical of her singing. Yeah, they've always been, why do you care? She is a fine singer. No, she's hanging from the ceiling. I'll tell you why. Maybe I'll tell you why they care. I'll tell you why they care. I'll tell you why they care because she's at the top. That's what I mean. Yeah. So when you get, so now at the time, everybody knows that, well, not everybody gets people so young. But back in the day, these two women were at the top and they were often pitted against one. Right. So their careers, uh, Ziggs and Zags are often directly related to what the other one was doing. Right. much as you want, go as TPC1, but it's undeniable. and I think I often think about how frustrating it probably or it may have been. I don't know if she still feels this way, but for me, if I was a virtuosic vocalist who could use this, this God-given instrument with my developed talent, with this neck and those cords, right? With that air control. And that kind of like a Michael Phelps. It's like a physical anomaly. She's a Simone Biles. Yeah, she's so weak anomaly. She's up there in a large group, a large group, but it's a small group, relatively speaking, with Whitney Houston. Yeah, it's a God-given time. It's all mine. Hello. It's all you. So we just have penises. So we're on the other side. I have two. Made it sound like we have multiple penises. I have many penises at my disposal. Do you remember the guy I read it who had two penises? Do I? I think that was real because people say it was fake. I think it was fake. But I do know that hummingbirds also have this huge long bifurcated tongue. Would you like a God-given to have two penises? No, because I'd rather have them have two asses between the two of us. They're four breasts. Does that make sense? Tony and Candace. Tony and Candace. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's the heat. It's the heat. Okay, okay. Let me get back to it. So I often think about how Christina has this, you know, and if I were a say, say I'm going to inhabit the body of her with my mind, right? Right. So I'm not incriminating her. Your body is snatching her. Thank you. Sanctina Aguilera. So you'd be Christina Faguilera. I'd be Tina Aguilera. Uh oh. Uh oh. Tina Faguilera. Tina Faguilera. Tina Faguilera. No, my accent. No, but it's Tina Faguilera. Oh, so it's like three. Sure. It's like I watched my new YouTube video that was about and I was like, wow, I'm from Wisconsin. I was like, you guys like Pokemon? Yeah, he was like, did you bring your own big? Yeah, Pokemon. Are you going to transport your big? God, what a fig with his big goes in his big. Does anybody want some fragrance? I've got a perfume. I've got some fragrance. Is anybody want some fragrance? Are you a fig? It catches in your mouth. I'll give you a price. Oh, you're cute. Oh, you're cute. Yeah, everybody's like, have you been visiting your mom a lot? I said, not in your life. It's flit. It's flagrant. It's flagrant when you talk. It's crazy. Your accent is off the chain. Just like Christina Aguila. Okay, so, so I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, what were you going to say about her? The births of Chanel, the duper duper, the duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper. Ah, I'm a good girl. That, that number is so cliche and tired, but it's so kind. Fairamone told me she said she said her favorite activity to watch people watch for less. Watch people watch for less. So imagine you're watching burlesque and fair is like, I can because it's so great. Also, also, the, um, the dress is open now. The bag YSL. Yeah, I've never seen burlesque. It's not. I want let's figure out on the channel. It's showgirls without that showgirls without the grape in the violence. Okay. It's showgirls. It's all about Eve burlesque. It's all about Eve dizzy channel. Okay. It's, you would love it. But that's what I mean. I'm not, I'm not a diva comparer. No. I like, I never think of share Madonna, Brittany Dolly, Whitney, nobody, and I never, I'm not a compare and contrastor because you're, I've got a space in my heart for all of them. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Because they were going to split hairs. Yeah, they're going to be buried every one years ago, vocally. So let's give it up, girl. Oh, baby, but Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney pressed the button. Honey, but we're not, again, we're not pitting divas against one another, but Whitney did actually put her pussy on the button. Everybody went to the deli counter, put their pussy on the scale, and Whitney went into the situation room. There were nights of endless pleasure, and you keep forgetting that. Okay. What kind of coordination? What kind of coordination is Whitney's favorite? What? And I, let's take a break. We got to take a break. I just said that and Tracy put up a sign that said, let's wrap. Skew it in the neck. That's fucked. We got to end this shit. We got to end it. We're back from the break. I have an announcement to make. What? I'm going to release my EP. Okay. Yeah. So big toilet ghost wipe. Huge, huge turd. Big toilet came up. Nothing. Are you going to do without the videos? No videos because guess what? I don't have it. It doesn't matter. It takes a lot of money to look this cheap. I know. Let's see the ring. How'd you do? And that's the red. But also, can I say, you're allowed to have a, and this comes up to musically being less precious. Yeah. You like your songs. I put out your songs and move on. And you are telling yourself it has to be some kind of miracle unicorn launch. And you know what? You want to hear it? There's five songs on the EP. I'm pretty sure 99% sure. There was another one. Ashley Levy had a whole baby. Mary. I know. And you just still haven't put out the music. I know. I know. I know. I know. I just got it. I just got a got a picture from her. So the track is called the EP is going to be called Black Diaria. Love. First track is called Black Diaria. Right. Original track. Killingsworth. Ashley. Shiny. Love to us. All the stars. These people are just people don't know. Maybe you know, if real ones know. Real ones always know. Any drag queen music that you have casually enjoyed. Besides Tatiana, the same parts. Right. Yes. Has come from the amazing minds of Killingsworth. Studio. Yeah. Shiny. Tash Gordon. I scored it. They just eat it up. If they eat it up, they chop it up. They wrote a music. Christine to act your left in the studio. Yeah. And they love the girls. They support us. They love us. They make us better. They do. They enrich our lives and they enrich everything about us and all the people who love to ours. So then track two is a cover of an electric health fire club song called the slaughter of a lysam from the 1995 album Kiss the Goat. And then track three is a cover of one of them. This is now. This is a big swing and it's a big. I mean, nobody's going to kill me. It's big. The KGB is not going to come and kill me because they don't exist anymore. But this is a cover of Alapu Kachova song, Million Alli Khros, which means a million Scarlet roses. And then track four is a cover of Miss Ketta, the Italian diva profumo. It's a very, very, she has this fun in the sun. It's so impossibly catchy. Her version of mine is crazy. Crazy dark. I believe with covers. It's so left. You either you either give it, give what they gave or you go your own way. This is inverted. Yeah, that's completely inverted. I mean, it's like when you know when everything's like it's like extra. Well, especially if you love the original. You're kind of like I'm not going to touch what she did. Yeah. I'm going to go my own thing now with the with the electric health fire club cover. I'm not going to say it's better because that's insane. Well, but I'm going to say it's just as fucking good. And if they don't agree with our club listeners, just turned off the TV. Oh, I get the bag off the TV. I'm not watching that. But I dare them because it's so obviously rever I mean, it's so I put my whole pussy into this song and everybody put everybody put our we put our pussy together. Then broke the skill and the deli counter. Right. Like we put. We matched our pushes to get it. It was a all-gen reprovessant. With this shyness. With this skibbity pussy on this counter. This skibbity weight. Kilo. And wait, one more. And then and then this is the real wild card. The most insane way to just the insane, insane punctuation mark. Honolulu baby by the the founder of the Church of Satan and Tonleve. Honolulu baby. It is insane. That's I don't know. He's saying music. Me neither. And no, probably shouldn't have. Oh, remix. That's great. Yeah. I'm so excited. I'm excited. It's just going to happen. As soon as we get to like as soon as we get to do all the stuff with the ass cap and the a cab and all that stuff, we got to you got to do all the registrations. Yeah. Yeah. I got to come up with some artwork. Oh, how exciting website letterhead. I'm excited. I'm excited too. I love it. It's your last photo shoot for your, um, oh yeah. Perfectness. Yeah. I got to figure out. I have an idea. That was my friend Alvaro. He does that. He didn't know what he does. He does all the, um, promotional material for the new for X-Fex, all those crazy shows. He does that photography pose like American horror stories stuff like that. He is really the shadows ones. I think so. Those I think so. I think so. That kind of has his vibe too. Yeah. It's super colorful. It's spooky. So spooky. And it's so like it literally grabs your eyeballs. Congratulations off your little lizard dick. When did you start? You started these. So what COVID? Um, COVID. Yeah. Um, I went in and out of Torlina. But in I, in I, but the thing about the music thing, which there's no rush for this stuff because it's not trend based. We're not at record labels. Oh, yeah. I'm not. Also, we're not doing TikTok dance for six months. I wish I was like, I owe the label an album by Tuesday. Or like, and we're also not going to do this. Like you also lesbians an album by Tuesday. That's overdue. It's overdue. Yeah. We're also not kicking shoes for six months with teasing stuff. Oh, I love these TikToks of artists being like, I just wanted to be a musician. And now I'm being forced to kick shoes. I'm kicking shoes. Like something is coming. I'm like, and then a week later, something's really coming. And then you announce a date. And there's like, we have a date. But it's just a date. And then you're like, we have a date for another date. And then it's the album. And then it's another year. Then it's the track list. And then it's the two dates. Maybe then it's the single. No, no, no, no, no. Then it's an album a year later. Thank you. Thank you. And then it's so passionate. And then the Walmart edition. Hello. Extra cushy. Then it's called just black poopy pee pee. Yeah. Black white pee pee. That's that Walmart espresso. And it's a different edition. That's that Walmart decal. This is my espresso colored album. It's brown. Hot brown. It's great. It's hot gray. It's a tall gray. We got to wrap it up. Thank you. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)