On The Brink of Discovery

[MUSIC] >> My God, you're always trying to zip me up. >> Kristen, if I don't, who would? [MUSIC] >> Podcasters, debt. >> Save it for the podcast. >> A killer runs free. [MUSIC] >> Which one of us is next? >> Who is the podcast killer? >> What about podcasting drives and so on that? I know, listen more. >> On our brand new podcast. [MUSIC] >> Anyways, I want to take a quick break to think a sponsor of today's episode. [MUSIC] >> I don't want to ruin y'all's surprise, so I'm not going to go back there, but I do know he's back there. [MUSIC] >> Yeah? [MUSIC] >> One, two, three, four. >> Mama. [MUSIC] >> Mama, it's me, Jonathan. >> My God. >> My God, thank you, man. >> So cute. You had your location on dummy. >> No, it's on. >> Mm-hm. >> I mean, mom, no, it's off. >> That's really cute. >> It's off. >> Mama, my baby. >> That was the first thing I did when I woke up with my location off. >> I'm too quick for you. >> Find me, location, not sharing location. [BLANK_AUDIO] >> It was on his health. [MUSIC] >> Hey Ryan. [MUSIC] >> Okay, well now it's off, but I didn't see you here. >> You saw me here? >> I swear. >> I broke into this hard thing. Like, what if I was a government employee? >> Yeah. >> What if I was a government employee? >> That's so adorable. >> Mama. [MUSIC] >> Wow. >> Oh, your little beans. >> Beans. >> I thought you were going to be really scary when I saw you peak out. >> I mean, it's pretty, it's not like. >> I thought you were going to be a- >> You saw me do that crev- >> You saw me do that crev off. >> Yeah. I thought you were going to be a werewolf. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Well, I guess if you're listening on audio, I don't know what to tell you. You should know better, the three years in, you should be watching the Halloween episode. Jonathan's a boy, but my nipples are showing through my blood. >> I'm fine. >> And like, boycats don't really have nipples in this way. >> Yes, they do. >> Just two. >> Six. >> Six nipples, huh? How can we only have two? Did we- >> I think because we don't, they have so many kids. They have a litter that they need, oh wait, Jonathan's a boy. I guess it doesn't matter because everyone starts as a girl or a boy. So we all start as girls, we all start as girls. >> Or boys. >> I don't know, it's impossible to say. This is certainly for a science conversation. >> We all start as girls. >> Oh, cool. >> No, humans do not all start as girls. >> We all start in different. >> We all start in an indifference state. >> I thought we all started with vaginas or something. >> Vagina. >> We all have the same structures for gonads, which are neither male or female. Go figure. >> Interesting. >> Female is default, while sometimes said that females are default. This is because a female developmental pathway occurs without the specific signals from the SRI gene. Okay, you know what? >> Hair wall. Ooh, wait, really quickly. I parked right out front, am I going to get towed? Okay. >> Oh, you're making me feel maternal. >> Yeah, this is making me feel maternal? >> Yeah. >> All your claws. >> I know, the claws are actually-- >> Your little claw. >> Fresh set, fresh set. >> Well, I'm Mr. Fantasy. >> Yeah, oh my gosh, look at you. >> You like it. >> You like it. >> Yeah, that's enough that you should wear out and about. >> I'm going to wear it on actual Halloween. >> Oh, that's epic. >> It's so freaking epic. >> Happy Halloween, all. >> Happy Halloween. We are a few weeks behind Halloween. So it doesn't feel like Halloween at all, does it, too? >> No, because of the temperature. >> Yeah, it's very hard. >> It's very much 80 degrees. >> It's 80 degrees. >> To be honest, it's 80 degrees. >> In full transparency, it's 80, so. >> Oh my gosh. >> Nothing Mr. Fantasy can't handle in my wife pleaser. >> I feel like a girl with Botox. I genuinely, when I laugh, I go, that's funny. I can't smile at all. >> Are you like done up under your fur? >> How so? You think my face painted? >> Yeah, or just around your eyes. >> Just around the part, the mask is pretty much just my face. >> Thank God, because you have, we got to a point where I was like, I wish Brooks Cat was white, because we're putting a lot of paint on my face. >> Sure. >> That's sure you might have been uncomfortable with it. >> Let's be careful with where we go here on this podcast. But no, it's pretty much just this. This is a prosthetic that has a lot of fur on it. A lot of people say, hair is going to be worse than glitter in terms of how it stays with you. >> Okay. >> A long term. We just create, I have infazema now. >> And-- >> I'm infazema. >> I'm at infazema, yes. Thank you. And you can, I chat out to Shayna yet again. >> Shayna-- >> Shayna, Shayna does it so town. >> Shayna does all our SFX here. We love-- >> Shayna did Tristan for the flasher. >> Yeah, I heard, I heard, fantastic. And the slasher movie should be out by now, so everyone's checking out TMG Studios.tv. >> I'm obsessed with Mr. Fantasy's hair. >> Honestly, he's a cut that you maybe might want to risk for. >> Well, I told you I'm getting bangs. >> Yeah, do you think, is that have anything to do with Mr. Fan? >> No, it doesn't. My sister got bangs and they look so good, but I can't tell if it's just because she's pretty. But we have the same face shape. >> Nothing hurts feelings more than like, when you go to, I went to get a haircut one time and I showed, the screenshot of this dude, he's like a rugby player. >> Right. >> I'd like this cut, and the dude was just like-- >> You want the body, you need to go to the gym. >> Right. So I don't know, but her bangs are really like a wispy. It's like a few strands. So I wouldn't be doing Mr. Fan, and he's blunt, Bob. I would just be doing like a few whips. >> There's nothing a few whips that can't help or hurt or whatever. >> Agreed. >> I need to actually check my phone really quick. >> Why? >> Because I had notes for us to touch on before we got started to hear today. >> Okay. I am watching Love Is Blind. >> Yeah. >> And I guess in a few, when this comes out, like, all will be said and done. But it is a great season. And I think you would actually really get a kick out of this young man, Joe. Because he had to leave the function due to alcohol consumption. >> Thank you for-- >> And no, he's just like funny. That wasn't related. >> Yeah, okay. >> It was not related. >> Okay. >> And he was like, I have to go, and his fiance, who he's like very clearly not super interested in. >> Sure. >> Why? And he's clearly like trashed and she's not understanding. >> Oh, I heard about that. >> Yes. And he's like, I'm tired. And she's like, why? I'll go with you. And he's like, no. Like, I just need to go. And she's like, I don't get it. Okay. Fast forward. >> She wakes him up from like a joke. >> She stays. >> She stays. >> Right? >> He naps. She wakes him up. And she's like, hi. Hi, sleepy boy. And he's like, oh, what are you doing? I'll dress up. She's in her bathing suit still. He's like, you going out? And she's like, what are you talking about? Like, I just got back from the pool party. And she's acting like she's like never seen a drunk person in her life. And he's like, okay. And she like, we just have to watch it if we can maybe in the bonus because- >> She's like, oh, you said the same thing five times. >> She's like, did you like drink too much or something? And he's like, no, why are you asking that? And he literally can't get a sentence out. And she's just like, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. >> A lot of people sober if you wake them up from a nap or- >> Have you never woken up before? >> [LAUGH] >> Anyway, I really like him. He's pretty toxic, but he's a good guy. >> I love that. >> Yeah. >> It's self-awareness is so key. Does he know he's toxic? >> Stop. >> I would assume so honestly. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I like him a lot. >> Me too, I love his job, shout out. We should have Joe on. >> I would, Joe is a podcast. I've obviously been diving pretty deeply in a Joe. >> He's a podcast? >> Yeah, or he was on a podcast. >> If you want to start a podcast today and it's just the podcast, it's like, you've never had a podcast or exactly who you are. What would you, what would you, what would you make it about? How would it Joe's podcast about? Sorry. >> Or me as Joe. >> As a per as like an average Joe, he is a following, but what would, how do you start a new podcast today? >> Everyone's doing it. >> How, oh my god, this hair. >> I think they're just talking about themselves and what they like. It's kind of like a new age journal. for a lot of people. - That's true. I said yesterday we did this interview and they said, "Would you rather never post a tech talking "in our never podcasting?" And I was like, "I need podcasting." Oh God, they're gonna have to get my stomach pumped. There's so much hair in my mouth. - You know my boys have never coughed up a hair ball? They just throw up regularly. - Today, I'm going by Jonathan today. - Oh JJ. - I love whiskers. Why don't we have whiskers? Why do they have whiskers? - Yeah, what is the function of whiskers? - Let's look at the function of whiskers. If you had to guess. - Yeah, you know that was a really good question on one of my tests. - I know what it is. - And it was like, "What's the function of boogers?" And I was like, "That's a great question." - To have whiskers is like to have sonar. I think it's like-- - I think it's like, yeah. - So they spatial awareness. - Navigate tight spaces. - Yeah. - Oh my God, that's a really cute cat. - And to communicate their mood. What's my mood? - You used to word the other day when we were doing those press interviews that to describe yourself and I was like, "Huh?" But now I'm trying to recall the word. - You won't be able to hear that. - It wasn't a horny, but it was adjacent. - Oh, I'm a Hussie. - Hussie. Yeah, oh, I guess that's not an adjective. - Yeah, that's a-- - Popular. - Someone can be a Hussie. - Yeah, but what's the adjective of Hussie? - You're being slutty, kind of, like, yeah. But like PazCon. - Yeah, an amazing con. - Holy shit. I think I'm allergic to this. - You were allergic to your last few costumes as well. - Can you breathe out of your head? - I can not breathe out of my nose, but that might be a blessing in disguise. - Are your lips painted white? - Are they turning white? Were they, they were painted white? - Yeah. - Okay, geez, scared me. - I will go down with this ship. - I, like, can't stop looking at you, you're adorable. You look like Jonathan. - Oh my god, baby. - You don't need to be doing that, but it's like, no, you don't need to be doing that, baby. - Oh no. - No, oh my, oh my, okay. - Well, thank you. - No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't-- (tires screeching) Conner, Conner, Conner, I don't like Conner, I don't like that. - He's putting Conner, Conner, Conner, Conner, Conner, Conner, Conner. Conner, Conner, Conner, no. No, my Jonathan doesn't do this. - My Jonathan doesn't do this. My Jonathan has the most amazing boundaries as we've discussed. - Probably 'cause his whiskers are giving his facial awareness. Mine are two shorts, so I don't know how close I am to you. - Oh, you're shedding all over my wife here. - Oh, damn it. Get off of me. - Ugh. Jay-Marie. - Jay-Marie, how do you set boundaries in your house with cats? - Well, you know, Jonathan used to suck on my neck and lips, which we're not, which we're not gonna use for. Which we're not gonna use for. We're not gonna use it. Stop. - We're not my knees. - Okay. Okay. This is what happens. - That's why you set boundaries. - But I set boundaries with him. And now he just stays a good, respectable distance away from me in his, in his Kelly Clarkson. - You gotta get, you gotta get Jay-Marie a Kelly Clark on cat cat. - Oh my God. Robert John in their own mini Kelly Clarkson. - I think I just broke my knee. You will be so fine. - Well, happy Halloween all. - Halloween. - Do you have any more? So the issue was outside. I was kind of filming around. - You have, you shed it all over my mic. - That is like, not a life that I chose. How are you gonna shed shame me? - Oh, that's like breaking my heart. 'Cause Rob sheds more, sheds more than John. I wonder if any like pets shed shame, shed shame each other. I wonder if it's embarrassing to shed or if it's like hot. - Look at all that shadow that came off from me. - Damn, he sheds. - Damn. Damn, he's the shadow. - You see how much Rob shed today? That is hot. - Like all the girls talking in school. Like damn, he sheds so much. - Like every time I breathe, you see a storm of hair that comes out of my mouth. It's coming out from the back of my throat. - The other way is also shedding. Now, all I had to tell you about was love is bind, 'cause we did, we did record the podcast yesterday as well. - Yeah. - And I didn't even tell that well, but I was just, I was laughing. And I said, Connor would love this. - Oh, I mean, I'm not gonna watch it. That's the thing about me. - I tried to look for a clip of it, but I couldn't find one. So let's just forget about it. Forget I ever said anything. - Is that John? - No. - Oh, oh no, this is a different, this is a different drinking concern with a different guy. Yeah, it's an amazing season. A lot of drinking concerns. - What else is there to do when your own love is blind? - No, truly, you shed it into my eyes. - It's just like it's out of my control, you know? - No. You rubbed up against my face, that was in your control. - No, that's something that my instincts told me to do. - Your feline instincts? - Instincts, my feeling. - Feline. - You should feel it. - I didn't. - It's recorded on the podcast. - I said feline instincts. - I'm feeling instincts right now. Uh-oh. - It's a good neighborhood. - Hold me back. I'm feeling instincts. Of course I'm through my body. I am. - Randy, that's why I would describe you, Randy. - Furry right now, outside. Like filming a TikTok to white flag by Royal Otis. - In this piece? - Yeah, and I was like filming and this trucker drives up and goes window down, a gate. 'Cause you must have been like, it's seven, four, and five. - Yeah, right. That was his first thought. Remember when we-- - He's still in instincts right now. - Remember when we accidentally spread Furry propaganda on the podcast? - What did we say? - We spread that story about, well 'cause we thought it was real, the litter box in the classroom, which was actually just Furry propaganda. That's when I'm planning to make Furry's look bad. - Oh no, I mean I'm not making them look good, but-- - 'Cause there was no litter box in the classrooms. - I'm gonna do something today that, I don't know. I wanna end up on the news. - I'm sure you do. - I'm feeling instincts. - Okay, well-- - What are instincts? Sometimes instincts can blow my mind. - Yeah, like hunger is an instinct. - Hunger, I get it. - Or is that a feeling? - What's the difference between an instinct and a feeling? - I think eating is the instinct, but hunger is the thing. - Eating is not an instinct. Eating is an action. - You have an instinct to eat. You don't have an instinct to feel hungry. Feeling hungry is your shabbody. - Insect isn't an automatic survival driven reaction. - Reaction, which is an action. - No, it's not at all. - A reaction is something you do. - Right, but it's like-- - Well, feeling is a broader term for emotions. - I don't think eating is-- - No, I'm getting it. - Can we just type in is eating an instinct? I think eating is an instinct. - An instinct would be to eat, but not the action. - Your hunger is, your reaction to hunger is eating. Eating is not a single instinct. But a combination of instinctual drives and learned behavior. - Like hunger is the need to eat as an instinct. - But like if, if like, oh. - Every action has an equal opposite reaction. - That's different, I think, but yes. - To quote, I think it's Thomas Jefferson. - It's one of those boys who cares. - But Thomas Jefferson, every action-- - Every action has an equal opposite reaction. - No, that's straight up Albert Einstein. I'm pretty sure. - Well, Thomas Jefferson dashed Albert Einstein. - Well, 'cause it's equals mc squared. I think that's every action has an equal opposite feedback. - I'm just telling you what Jefferson said to me. - Via the Hamilton soundtrack. - What do you say? Hold on, John, and I'm shot at the bed. - There's a driver's survival happening right now on this podcast and I'm feeling instinct. - Washing. - Ooh, I need to stop saying that. That's like the sixth time. Oh, you're gonna get, we're gonna get flagger roamed. - For one sentence, will we get flag for one sentence? - If we get flagged and I swallow enough hair to end my life, it's not gonna be an awesome day for you. - Do I wash you to know your side? - Does that make sense? - Yeah, it does, but I think it's important to remember that people can repeat each other. - I said, Thomas Jefferson is quoting whoever you're talking about, Edison. - I always think about how lucky these young men were to just be in a time where no one had seen an apple fall from a tree yet. - They had seen it. They just hadn't really thought, given it much thought. - I'm such a danker that I'd be like, you guys that apple just fell. - So you're saying that you would do to have discovered gravity? - That apple just fell, something's up. You know, I'd be like, wait, we should talk about this. Brooke, we would completely have a podcast where we'd be like, hey, what is that thing when you're hungry? And you'd be like, I think it's a, I think it's a feeling. - I think that's a good point that if we had a podcast back in the day, we would plant the seeds for those smarter than us to really do the deep diving. - Imagine if right now, or a past episode even, we've planted a seed for someone that's smarter than us. - I have an idea. I had an idea for someone smarter than us. He knows snow day, murmuring snow day predictor? - No. - Where you would like, put in the website where you would put in your zip code and your school and it would tell you exactly what the chances of having a snow day was. - Well, no, 'cause it didn't snow. - Oh, okay, well, you would be like, here's where I live, here's my school, here's how many snow days we've had already. - Oh, that's pretty fun. - What are the chances that I won't have school tomorrow? And they'll be like, you have a 50% chance of having a delay. - Oh, that's epic. - I want that for my flights. Like, I want you to tell me what the likelihood of my flight being canceled or delayed or whatever it is. - I'd say about 99% today. I'm not asking you. I'm just saying I want-- - I'll be your school day predictor. - No, no, no, no. I want that website to exist. I'm not getting on a plane a day or anything, so it's all good. - It's not, I'm not talking about today. I'm saying today's day and age, every flight is probably delayed. - I'm totally understanding what you're saying now. I wasn't before and now I am. - That would be nice. - Tap Washington on yourself. - But like, you wouldn't be able to predict, like, oh, Connor, what is on this flight in his dogs about to sh*t his brains out all over the audience. - Right, but my website wouldn't have those capabilities. But it would be able to tell me if I-- - Weather, sure. - Weather, yeah. Because back when we had that Norrister a few last weekend-- - I'm familiar. - I was like, I need to know if my flight's going to be canceled. I have no idea where is the website. And I was googling, I was everything like that, and sh*t like that. - Binging, binging, were you on binging? I was on Yahoo and AOL. I was saying, is my flight going to be canceled? No one could give me a straight answer. - Make the app. - We're calling on those-- We're calling on our future ancestors to make the app. - Our future ancestors, descendants. - Did I stutter? (laughs) - It means the same thing. - That's also, it's such a-- You're like spitting Hamilton today. Like, sorry mama. - The spirit of Jonathan is entering you. 'Cause you know he loves Hamilton. - Yeah. He do. I started watching. I had a night that I couldn't really sleep last night, just 'cause he was one of those nights where he can't really sleep. - Me too Connor. - But I was also dreaming. I was dreaming my ass off last night. I had a dream. So I started watching the Diplomat, which is a awesome show. - What's that? - It's like Veepe, but for real. - Is that with Theo James? - No, I don't know if you might come in it later, but right now I'm on the next one. - No, I'm thinking of the gentleman. - The gentleman's one of my favorite shows on the planet. - With Theo James? - Yeah. - Did you watch it yet? - It's such an amazing show filled with rich British people, which I love. But this is a great cast and I really-- - There's nothing Allison Janie is not in. - Who's that? - Allison Janie? - Oh, I haven't seen her come across my desk yet. - I can't think of anything she's not in. - She's in Itonia, ooh. - She's in everything. - There's a tweet that came out. What are her favorite tweets? It was like, what should I watch tonight? Someone said Itonia and she said, I don't give a fuck who you are. (laughing) - That's good. I missed Twitter. - Twitter's funny. It's not funny anymore. - That's right. I missed the way things used to be. - Yeah. - Do you know? That was the only movie I was not allowed to watch ever. - Why? - I guess my parents thought I was going to get pregnant. Which is historical. That is historical. They write books about that. I can't believe I started spitting so much interesting stuff about like, what if we discovered the apple? And then you were like, I want to know if my flight's delayed. (laughing) I think I was really on the precipice of something just now. - Sorry, I was just talking about like, I was like following your train of thought in terms of inventions and stuff. - I'm not dying about inventions. I'm talking about discovery. - It's something like discovery. - Baby. Like I want to discover something. It's create like, what about it? We already found all the colors. No. - No? - Think so. - Let's get on it, Brooke, like why not? - Yeah. Many significant questions and phenomena remain undiscovered. You could do like black holes and stuff. - No, too much. - Dark matter. - I think black holes are a little bit. - Quantum gravity. Scientists are still trying to develop a unified theory that explains how gravity works on a quantum level. - No, and quantum? - If you could define quantum for me, Connor, what would you say? - Oh my god, where do I, I mean, how much time do you have? - I thought like 40 minutes. - Yeah, quantum to me, and it's subjective. - Do you? All words are subjective? - Quantum to me could be any sort of number and pick a number between one and, - Pick a number between one and 20. - Pick a number between one and 20 for me right now. - 16. - Exactly. That's what I was gonna say. It can be divided, it can be multiplied, it can be plus minused. You can do anything you want, and that's quantum. - And you're doing anything you want. - Doing anything you want, as long as you don't harm anybody else, and not yourself, hopefully either, then it can be quantum. - 16. - 16 can be quantum. - 16 on god. - And if you pick a different number between one and 20, that could be your quantum, baby. - And Demetriosis is well, Connor. - That's more in my will. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I think I'm gonna get into Metriosis after I've swallowed this entire mask. - And Demetriosis is uterus specific. - I'm kind of, I don't really, I'm not really familiar with the entire uterus right now, but quantum, if we could circle back to quantum. - Let me go back to something I'm more comfortable with. - Quantum. - Now the utero, in utero, if you're in utero right now, if you're in utero right now, Brooke, I want you to put yourself in my shoes. I'm in utero right now. What would you say? - What are you on? - Whatever chemical was in the airbrush paint that went into my every lung. - If I was in utero, what would I say? - And put yourself in my shoes for a sec. - Hi mama. - Hi mama. - Put yourself in my shoes. - I'm trying. - You would. - I'm trying. - Yeah. If I'm in your shoes as Jonathan. - I'm in utero. - In utero, yeah. Hi mama. - Slay. - Yep. Okay, do you want to move on to like, irrational fears and chill like that? - Yeah, we had everybody send in irrational fears. We actually hopped into the Facebook group, which is a great resource for anything being see, except any sort of feedback. So I also want to flag that if you're looking to sell tickets or get your hands on Brooke's book, great resource for that as well. - Hello, so these are my Facebook responses for your actual fear. - You think of peddling my book in the Facebook group? - I mean, if they were trying to find a place to get your book and it would hold out somewhere and they're like, well, I went over. I'm peddling my tickets. - Yeah, good, good, yeah. - Okay. - Okay. - Is it better than me? - No, not that. - As a kid, I had an irrational look on the Facebook group. - I'm saying if people were looking like, when they're looking for a place to buy my tickets or whatever, they're reselling. - Exactly, exactly. - So if someone buys 15 of your books and they need to resell them for a higher price, hop into the Facebook group, book and call. - Sure. - As a kid, I had an irrational fear that if I didn't do the sign of the cross when I flushed the toilet, it would clog and flood. That eventually escalated to my whole family would perish if I didn't do it. Even though I've outgrown the fear, I still do it to this day. I'm not religious in any way by the way. - No, but you might have obsessive culture. - Oh, she did, yeah. - Yeah, I get that. I feel like there's a lot of toilet-based irrational fears. I used to think a knife would fly up. (laughs) - The toilet? - Yeah. - Well. - That's why I would turn around and go in the front. So I could watch the whole. - Just like straddle, like side-taddle the toilet. - So I could watch the toilet whole. 'Cause I felt like a knife was about to come up. There would be signs. - But I could keep an eye on. Actually sitting, if you're gonna sit and pee-facing, the, facing the bowl, it can be great. Because if you had-- - I did that for, I pee-facing the bowl for years. - Oh my God, Brad. You're gonna get a hemorrhoid. - There's no difference. - You're pushing harder. - You're so right. But I think I was like-- - Why don't we all pee like that? - I don't know. I think we would, I think we would find, I think if men and women and everybody sat to pee, facing the, facing that way, I think we might find that we're not so different you and I. - That would be, that would make, if men wanted to sit while peeing, it would make more sense for them to sit facing the back of the toilet. - Right, 'cause you could eat cereal or read a book. - Oh my God, you could, yeah, prop anything up on the tank. - It's fully like a little desk. - It's completely a desk. - That's my tiny desk and-- - And I feel like, I don't know if I'm just like, I don't know why I'm feeling this way, but I feel like there's more room for the, for to not make a mess. - You lost me. - Like, I feel like there's less, I feel like you're gonna be sitting back farther. I can't explain what I'm thinking. I feel like there's more toilet for you to pee in. - There's more real estate. - There's more surface area. If you're sitting sidesaddle, straddle. Does that make sense? - Yeah, it does. - I feel like you're like, when you sit on the toilet right thoroughly, you kind of like sit in the middle. You know? And then-- - And then you're not sitting all the way back leaning back. You know, you're kind of, you're kind of-- - Oh, wait, the back is there for a backrest. - Right, but no one's really using it that way. - I'm not really back, but I feel like if you sit the other way, you argue intentionally lean back more and give yourself more space. - I think that in terms of the way that things should flow, that does make sense, like the way you would lean, like I won't kind of elbow saddle, so I could kind of like, yeah, you know, like you would lean forward a little bit. Yeah, I think that makes sense, huh? - Yeah, thanks. - Oh, an interesting dot. - Yeah. - I'm gonna do it today. - I think you should and let us know. 'Cause you sit while peeing sometimes, right? - Of course. - Yeah. - I'm not ashamed to say that. - Yeah, let's try the other way. - I think any man that says that they don't sit down to be ever look inward. - I used to try to stand. I had a little brother, so it was like that looks so fun. - I had a friend who had a little brother, like I guess five years younger than her, and she had a little sister in between them. And she would when her little brother was younger, she was like, she didn't know boys don't wipe after they pee. So she was like, you need to pee. - I still think they should. - You don't need to wipe. I didn't see anyone react to that at all, so he was wiping for a while after he peed. And no one has even made any sort of reaction to that, or has everyone wiping after they pee? - Boy, no. - Okay, thank you. - Yeah, but I think it wouldn't hurt to dab. - You don't really need to dab. - I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt. That's what I'm asking. - No, it certainly wouldn't hurt, except maybe the environment, 'cause everyone would be dabbing. The people, I don't know. - Sure, sure. - I'm just thinking of something. But I'm not gonna get into it, but if you're a guy, you know that there is, I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna keep going. - No, I'm done. - What? - It's just like it gets grabbed. - What? - See, that's not, well, if you. (laughing) It's sometimes. If, after you pee, if you're like wearing a band-ass shirt or something, you're not wearing underwear and like you finish being, you pants back on, there's like pee in your, like, you see pee in your pants, kind of. - That's what I'm saying. So just wipe. - But it's not like, wipeable, it's like, it's like in your bottle. - In, wait, no, I don't got it. I don't know, I don't know, I don't explain it. We need to, like, essentially cut. I'm gonna leave it in because I feel comfortable. - No, why would we need to cut that? - We just have so many listeners, including people, I look up to and admire. And it's just like, I just said I pee my pants on the daily basis and like, no one really responded. - You didn't say you peed your pants. - You said sometimes, we'll be in your pants. - Like, me being worried about saying I pee my pants, I'm in a full-blown chat box. - Careful. - Hey, I'm trying, like, this is a place of respect and I'm trying to. It's crazy that at this point in my life, like, if the worst happens. - I don't know how a dead person will poop out. - No, that's tough. - No, in terms of. - Oh, okay, see how I see your saying, like, how dead person poops. (laughing) - Just like, at this point in my life, I won't be able to get a job. Like, ever again. - I don't think that's true. - Look at me right now. - I see you and I like it. - It's a Wednesday. - I think people will see this as an asset now in the new world. - That's true. - In the new world. Okay, so the next one is, after learning that your taste buds change every seven years, I am deeply terrified. - What? - Learning moment. I am deeply terrified that all of my taste buds will fall off at once and fill my mouth with little taste buds and they will choke me to death. I dream about it. - Have we confirmed that the little white things on our tongue are taste buds? - I haven't confirmed that yet. - No. - Have we? - Or the little dots? - I thought they were like goose bumps. - They remind me of different dots. - Oh, they, ooh, I don't like that. I said. - No, the white things on your tongue are not taste buds themselves, but rather a build up, they contain taste buds. - You contain multiple tastes. - I'm not talking about the white coating. - Ew. - Okay, this is like the nastiest episode for different reasons than usual. I kind of miss poop. - Can we? - Oh, this is sick. - So, can you see taste buds? Or are they like molecule vibes? - No. - Well, they're tiny. - But you can see the visible bumps on your tongue called papillet. - Papillet. - Papillet? - Which contain the taste buds. The papillet or tiny projections on your tongue's surface. The bumps you see on your tongue are. Okay. So, baby, your taste buds won't fall out, but your papillet might. - Yeah. - Did you pick off, like, could you like bite off a papillet? - I think so, yeah. - Nice. - So like that, those, the papillets, but you would just be able to swallow a papillet. - What? - Things for you. Like, how have your taste buds changed? Like, what did you use to not like or like, and now it's changed? - Are you sitting meant with spicy? So I couldn't use like minty toothpaste. - Where are you doing bubble gum? - I was doing bubble gum, yeah, which is just, I like, I don't like that version of myself, I don't even like to think that that's the same person that occupied the bodies that I'm in, that I was using bubble gum toothpaste and then hopping into bed. - That is, she's a 10, but she's just bubble gum toothpaste. - That is something you have to sit with. - I would find that endearing. - Bubble, but like no budge, no budge at all. Just like, no, I only use bubble gum. - Maybe it is endearing. - Yeah, imagine she was like, it's spicy, I don't like it. - Yeah, that's like scary. - That's cute. That's, I love it. I'm gonna put that in my next book. - You at the movies just eating bubble gum toothpaste? - No, just like a sweet boy who can only do bubble gum toothpaste in his thirties. - That reminds me of like Norman Bates. - No, that's not what I have. - No, it's endearing, I'm finding it extremely endearing. - Okay. - What other toothpaste are there besides mint in bubble gum? - Ooh, interesting. Oh my gosh, frick, maybe we could discover a toothpaste. - We could make a toothpaste. - You're not interested in inventing, or are you just interested in discovering? - No, I would invent, I can, I can, I double, I dabble. I can, I can wrap my head around in inventing. - Okay. Well, I guess cinnamon, but that's also spicy. That's in the mint family. Are, as you can we look up just other forms of toothpicks? I bet there's like meat flavored, 'cause my dog does poultry. And I always think about like, what is that like because he's, he eats meat, you know? And I eat meat too, but like I can't imagine putting chicken flavored toothpaste into my goal. - Right. - Okay. Bacon? Wait, I think that's just like one of those TikTok things. It's like which toilet paper do you want? Nails. (laughs) Cupcake, blood cupcake, blood muffin, glass muffin. Okay, these are all like fluoride, but that's mint. Chocolate. - Okay. - Lemon. - This is not real. - Wasabi, I don't think, this is Tom's. - I think this is a, but like a BuzzFeed question. - No, this is Tom's.com coffee. Can we look up wasabi toothpaste? Can we just see if that is real? - Talk about spicy. That was such a like millennial thing to say. - What? - Talk about spicy. Like I feel like Hode and Jenna would like say that on the, I don't know. - Oh, gin and friends. - I love them. Jenna and friends. - Wawa toothpaste. - It's 49 USD. - Made for my boyfriend's bad breath, sensitive teeth improvement of gun problem made with wasabi. - I wanna try it. - You should, Brooke, let the people know. That also felt very millennial. Let the people know. Ugh. - I guess we are cusps. - Full, full blonde. - Oh my God. - I'm trying to think of what I like. - I need a Benadrill, really bad. - I have. - What? - Benadrill. - Do you want it? - No, I'll pass it. - I don't know. - My current phobia is with uncircumcised penises. I have recently been dabbling in romance with a British man and apparently they don't get circumcised there. And then thought of seeing one of those in the flesh, triggers a guttural fear and physical revulsion I've never experienced before. I would raise you that, I think most of the planets uncircumcised. - Yeah. Also if you're like engaging in sexual activity, you won't really be able to tell. So just don't see it. I don't want to say flaccid and soft, but I don't know how else to describe it. - You, I think you nailed it. (laughing) Facts, no foreskin. - Oh God. - Ooh, fax with foreskin. - I don't like that word. - Foreskin. - I don't like any of the words that we've just said. - Foreskin and seven years ago, all these irrational fears are very like. - That's rational to me. - Anatomy focused. I have an irrational fear that I'm actually in some kind of comment. My current reality isn't actually real. Get in line. - Get in line. - I am constantly teetering in between, I'm God, and oh wow, maybe I'm sucking God up. - I know this is an alternate. - No, I also think I'm dead like completely in every other, 'cause I think I, you know? I know I'm so. teacher in another lifetime. Like, I know she's still there. I think about her a lot. I have chicken box right now underneath the mask. Probably hives. For sure. Yeah. But yeah, I think I'm dead or in a teacher. You probably are in some kind of coma. I get well soon. I think I'm living my like high, my, I'm like at the top of the pyramid, this existence. This is the best one I'm going to get. I think you don't think you'll be like an eagle or a dolphin. No. Oh, I'm not counting that as the best one. I think this is the best human life. Like of all my options, which is I'm very lucky to be this version of of myself. That's because the other ones are like really tired. And I'm tired too that I have a lot of time to nap in this life. Facts. That's so good, Brooke. Any and every conversation I have is being recorded and sent out to everyone I know. Hey, the book I just read I was telling you I read that horror book. Yeah. That's a type of pair in a way out, which is how I'm getting to this next point. There's this real syndrome where you think that everybody is an imposter. I think that's schizophrenia. But it has a specific name where you think that like that's the specific thing that everybody in your life has been replaced by like a deep fake. That's really scary. Yeah. Are you a deep fake mama? Well, I'm a deep fake. You are. I need you to put your fingers in my mouth. No, please, please, please, you get this big hair out. Yeah, please, get this big hair out. Can you see it? Let me turn on my flashlight. No, you can ride to the other house. I just get it. Come on. Can you just give my mouth curtain bangs? Oh my god, you got it. Yeah, thank you. There's another one. No, please, just get it. It's because I can't continue. Oh my god. That was a hair ball. I've been struggling with that friends get each other's hairballs. Okay. So these are should we move forward or do you want to talk about being recorded and being sent out to everyone? You know, I guess that's good to find you, but I'm really interested in like the specific like everyone is an imposter syndrome, which is really scary. Can you imagine? I guess I don't have that every time I get in conversations like this, I'm like, oh, I'm actually pretty okay. That's a ribbon. Sorry about your coma. Yeah. Um, I used my government job and access to look up Robert Downey Jr's address so I could send him a graduation invitation. This is, we've moved on to unhinged moments. Yes, the organization, the government secret look up org that we use did indeed reach out to my boss and my boss just laughed about it. I think that's totally fine. I think, um, I think that's great. I think it's a great thing to do. I think I'm not the one to be judging these also because I think I'd probably do every single one. I did something bad over the weekend that I can't speak about. Oh my gosh. Can you just know that it was on? It was not. It was okay. Can you tell us what your friend did though? No, my friend told me I cannot tell anyone. I really can't. It wasn't okay. I know what it is. But let me just say a lot of people do it. That's what I'll say. It's just something that we girls do and it is what it is and it's not ideal and it's done. Do you any hearing unhinged one that I just remembered that it's just like a personal someone that I know my personal life did this? I don't know, do I? Yeah. Is it me? No. Okay, then yeah. Is it me? It's me. Mario. Did you know he's saying he's not saying it's me? Something Italian? It's me. No, he's not saying it's me. It's me. Mario. It's me. What does it mean? What's it's me? It's me. Mario. In Japanese is a false internal rumor. It's me. I want to be. Sorry. Oh, I think it's it's me because it's I had the I thought it was it's me and then I saw on TikTok. It's me, which I believe I do believe everything I see there. So that's where that's what let us hear. You're allowed to do that. Which means yes. Okay. Understood. It's me means it's super in Japanese, but it actually doesn't. Thank you. It's a deep fake. Oh, okay. Um, well, thanks for sharing that. Yeah. I, uh, oh my god. Yeah. At least we debunked the rumor on on this point. At least we started in the debunked rumor within the span of a minute. I wonder if we've started any rumors that people have probably. Um, I have a friend who I know someone who got fired from their job wrongfully. This isn't about me, by the way, because I know we do the friend. I was wondering. And they got fired from their job and they posted their bosses number on Craigslist and said free labordoodle puppies. That's all I think that's funny. And their boss counted on it and said, fuck you. No, this is you. Oh, that's funny. So if anyone needs to do that to their boss, that is free, free reign. I do think it's pretty illegal, but Craigslist, I don't know if it's entirely traceable. You know what I did that was I had a lot of guilt about for like 10 years and just remembered and it wasn't good. Oh, I don't know if I should say I was like 10. I really like wanted to see my what class I was in in fifth grade. And so I went through every single teacher in the school and guessed their passwords. I would put in their emails to log in because they had access to the schedules. And I just put in their kids names to guess their passwords. And I got on one of my teachers accounts via their kids name. And I saw my schedule and I could get everybody's schedule and I became like a black market dealer for schedules. All right, Nancy Drew. That's actually incredible. Yeah. And I'm really bad about it for a really long time, but I literally I logged into this one teachers account. No, that's mousecat tools hot dog hot dog hot dig itty dog. Thanks. And is it her fault for making her password her daughter's name a little 100% yeah. Well, you're 10. So I don't know what type of files they have on there. That would be like government issue. Oh my gosh, you guys right here is the spot. If anyone wants to hear the next one. That's John spot. Really? Yes. Side of his neck. Oh my god. Look up if he has ringworm because I definitely do right now. Okay. No, he's perfect. I went to Lancaster when I was in a college. You know, he's from there. Max. No Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Oh, Lancaster animal shelter. Max is from there. Jonathan is from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Do you not give a shit at all with the amish? That Max and oh, yeah, I was going to say Max and John from the same name place. Jonathan's from Pat the pet go on Beverly. I went to Lancaster when I was on a college break to see this mini neat, mini neat, mini night. It's like a very amish area. Minonite guy I was hooking up with and he took me to the Amish farm for a horse and buggy ride. And I think the Amish people thought we were getting married and took us on the marish horse and buggy ride and kept insinuating we were bright and groomed. So I might be Amish married and that's fine. That is totally fine. And that's completely fine because because guess what? What? I don't know. I have something bad. Another thing to admit that I did hang on. Let's get through this thing. Okay. Guess what? What? You make her feel better. I'm trying. You told me to get through it. I was telling her something that I did similarly. I think like if you don't know you're married for sure, like no one else does. And I kind of more care if anyone is thinking poorly of me versus like what I know about myself, you know? And what I was trying to say is that if she's married I'm married. Oh. What? There's this episode of Full House where Uncle Jesse. I don't remember. I think it's some sort of Greek wedding. I don't remember if it was Uncle Jesse or what. But you have to like walk around something in circles to get married. Yeah. In first grade, I walked around my crush in circles. Broke there's more of a ceremony. They need to be put in place. But I didn't. I was like, we're married. And I was private to me. It only me. He didn't know. I mean, I married. It was an unconcentral marriage. He had to say he had to agree to it. Right. I'm not actually married. I know that I'm not actually married. Like seven. Yeah. So that would be it. It was an old like it was an old, but I'm just saying like we've all been there. Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it. Like and then unless you want to, then you can be like, I'm where a wedding ring at times that it would benefit you and take it off at times that you it wouldn't benefit you. You'd be married whenever you feel like it. Oh my gosh. That's kind of brilliant. That's the plot of what's the one Adam Sandler. Yeah. Go with it. Go with it. Yeah. Okay. The most unhinged thing I've done was after me, my ex broke up, I made a fake Instagram to catfish him. Childish. I know, but he cheated on me constantly. It's not childish baby. It's all right. And was talking to him for a few days on this account when he asked to hang out. He seems pretty invested, even sent this account a dick pic. I-- He was amazing. I told him I lived, but an hour and a half away and I sent him a random address. When he told me he was about five minutes away, I just went, "Sorry, my parents just got home. I won't be able to hang out." And blocked him. I think that's awesome. That's totally fun. I completely agree. Like, kosher. Not even just kosher. Like, I, if this, I will do this. If I am wronged by somebody. And I look forward to it. Thank you. I mean, these are not-- I hope that. These are not points of guilt for anybody. You're allowed to marry a men and a guy on accident. Everyone's allowed to do it. What they want. I think we've all-- yeah, we've all-- we've all gotten married on accidents on purpose. I married two people during COVID as an ordained minister and I went through all the steps and they exchanged rings and they are married to two other people now and have kids. So I don't know. I think they would need to get a married certificate. I mean, we had a witness. I looked up everything. I think you need to get a certificate. Is that a crazy certificate? It's like a piece of paper. It's a thing that makes you legally married. Okay. Here's a couple more irrational fears. Okay. I hate looking in mirrors for a prolonged amount of time due to the fear that my reflection would not like something. Oh, that just put a shill in my-- A shill in my shocking. I was trying to say. I just got chills. That's what I was trying to say. I can't look in mirrors at night because I'll convince myself that there's things that are moving because I watch one scary movie in seventh grade and that's like my fear every time I'm in a hotel room and it sucks. I have to be about 11 or eight times a night. Oh my God. When I watched the ring, I watched a ring with a group of boys in seventh grade and then one of them kept calling me for like a week after that and saying, "seven days." That's pretty-- that's really seventh grade vibes. It really is and I really didn't like it. But now I'm looking back. Did he like like me? Yeah, he's probably hitting on me. Oh my God. That's amazing. Seven days in heaven. Seven days of pure bliss. That's a scary movie. The ring? Yeah. I think I've only ever watched two scary movies. One is the uninvited. And one is Strangers. I don't know either of those. Strangers was the one where like the people show up and kill people, like it's like really, we're not really thinking out of the box. The ones that scare me are the demons ones. Murderers don't really scare me that much. The ring is really, really scary. How could you as an actor act in a scary movie? Brooke Walker threw that. Oh. I mean, you really have to separate like the character from yourself. Yeah. Yeah. So you've just you are the man who played the murderer really, Ben, yeah. He definitely took time getting in the character and exiting character, like, and you could really watch that happen. It was pretty amazing. That's fast. A lot of like, he started like before the, no, I'll yell the action. He would start grunting like, like before. I get that. Yeah, it was amazing to watch. It was grunting. Yeah. So it was just separate art and artists. The strangers is one of those where like, you're watching them and you're looking in the background and they don't care if you notice or not, but you see, even blurred, like you see the murders like come in from the back and they're wearing like this, they're wearing like pig masks and stuff. I've told you about my favorite horror movie that every time I recommend it, people are like, why would you recommend this? And it has like a one on Rotten Tomatoes, but it's I think it's the best movie in the world. What is it? The boy. It's a, a doll one who goes to babysit this doll because the parents are like, you need to watch, you need to watch my son. The doll. Yeah. It's Brahms. They need to explode. Well, you have to watch and see what happens to Brahms. I freaking love this movie. I would. I would, I was just like, whoa. Is it all moving? Is it all moving? Yes. The doll shouldn't move. I'd explode the house. Oh, look at Brahms at the table. Oh, I love Brahms. My favorite scary movie is probably Zombivers. And you can look that up on your own time or now we can do it. Let's look up Zombivers. That reminds you of the Anamorphs. Did you ever read those? This is Zombivers. It actually like is exactly what you think you'll all be damned. I feel like you might have told us about Zombivers years ago. I haven't known really bit, but like if you're looking for a fun evening with your friends that is horror vibes and like, gory, but like obviously has a budget of about $400. I would maybe watch Zombivers or if you're feeling fun and probably not for that girl that's afraid of uncircumcised penises, you can watch leeches. You love leeches. Can we pull up leeches the movie? And does anyone have any tweezers they could put into my throat? So that's leeches. It's about a swim team. I don't know. It's not attack of the giant leeches. It's just leeches. Don't get it twisted. It's just leeches. It's about basically the swim team starts taking steroids. It's a great. It's a great plot. Basically the swim team starts taking steroids. It's a swim team. It's a swim team basically and essentially ultimately at the end of the day and to be honest it's a swim team but they start taking steroids and what happens is they go swimming basically same kind of shit that a swim team would do they're swimming and they're in the water but then someone's backpack or someone or someone's all high in my knee on the swim team and they're like, you know what? No. I'm drawn in into this. We're not cheating anymore. We're dumping. We're dumping the steroids. So they dump the steroids into the ocean or the lake pond or something. Some body of water that's like, no, it's not entirely, you know, she could have. And there's leeches in the thing that they eat the steroids and they get big and they're coming up the pipes. Yeah. And they're eating that. Up the toilet I bat. Yeah. With a knife. The leech with a knife in the toilet. Did you ever see teeth? Was this about. You know, I've had leeches on me before. This is scary. It's one of my life. My mom were standing in a river for like an hour and we came out and I go, oh my god. Oh, you're leeched. You're leeched. You've leeched on your feet. Where did you get the leech? In the river. We're just like, where are that? What say? Michigan. I didn't even know leeches were real honestly. People use leeches in medicine because it would like get your blood flowing or something? Yeah. Like, leech out the bad blood, the sick blood. What were people thinking? Brooke, you and I, like, we have never claimed to be doctors, we wouldn't even put a leech on your face. I don't think so. I'd like to think I wouldn't. There's not even a part of me to be like. It was like bloodletting. Oof. Did you have to read fever 1974 or whatever, for school, yellow fever? No. That would suck to have yellow fever. Yeah, I agree. I'm afraid of the moon, man. The man on the moon, like the face that creators create on the surface of the moon, that is very far away. Not to mention he's not real, but I'm still terrified. Do not know what you mean. I think. I thought that was God when I was little. The man on the moon. God? Yeah. I thought he was God. You thought God was the moon? Oh, the face in there. I thought it was God. You've never seen the man on the moon? No. Oh, my God. Connor. It was like a huge childhood experience to see the man on the moon for the first time. I'm just. Oh my gosh, it's scary. No, no, no, not this. Oh, yeah. Sorry, is he? I'm not talking about Jim Carrey. I'm talking about In it. Oh, I don't like that at all. That looks like. Yeah, that. That looks like Hannibal Lecter. I've never seen that, man. I don't like that, man. I saw like more friendly man. That man looks scary, brook. No wonder this girl's afraid of him. Yeah. I like the one on the left right there. He's usually much. That's my man. I don't see him. He's kind of like. He looks like that ugly fish. I don't like the other man. I like the middle man right there. Yeah. That's my man. Oh, yeah. I see him because they drew it out, specifically, but. It could be. I. The man and the man and the. Maybe I'm thinking of just thinking of good night, man. Best book ever. That is. I want to jump into that book and live in there. I've been thinking about getting a little tiny cow tattoo to go over my moon, but I don't want any. I want all my tattoos removed also. So it's one or the other. Maybe get a picture of it, and you could frame it, and you can wear it as an necklace. Cool. Yeah. That's a good idea. Um. I can't believe you looked up at the moon, you're like, "That's God." Yeah. And he only comes out at night. Well, the moon's out during the day, too. You just can't see it. I can see it. So I thought he was just. Yeah, exactly. So. Um. I am so scared of white bald men. I can't put it into words. You have nightmares about any and all of them. I get that. Bald is beautiful. It's so interesting that there's like two kinds of bald. Not all men can achieve. Like, I had this music teacher that was so bald that his head was so shiny. You know? Like a cue ball, but not all bald men can achieve that. Some bald men are just have a scalp, a regular scalp, but not a shiny scalp. I could fully house a bald man's head with the amount of hair in my mouth right now. Like, do you feel like if I shaved your head right now to completion, you would be able to get that shiny look that I'm talking about? I know I would be a shiny bald man, yeah. Like, I would not be a shiny bald guy or a girl. We know you wouldn't be a shiny bald guy. Yeah. I would have a, you know, I've spoken about my scalp before. I would have a terrible scalp. What's going on with your scalp? I just like that's not no good. No, you're so good. No, because every time I have hair is part of it in a different way. I'm always like, and what is that? I've never seen that before. Okay. Some of these like irrational fears, it's just like, I want to be like, you're okay. You're gonna be, you're gonna be, you're gonna be, you're a vocably fine. You will be so fine. I'm scared of onions. I want you to, you will be so fine. I want you to eat an onion today. Oh my god. Wait, hang on. I did just get like, that's disgusting, and I want to go home. That's fucking fucked up, gross. I get scared that food can feel me eating it, and I wish they wouldn't make food with faces. Like, I don't like the gold, but they personified goldfish, because it's like, why would you do that if I'm just gonna eat it? It's a sack that's from that. Connect me to it. It's the sack that smiles back. Let me bite into you. Then tell you bite it's head off. Yeah, it's not right. The sack that smiles back. Brook, you are out of this world. Did I say sack? You did. I don't think something's not right. This girl is out of her gourd right now. Something's not right. I have the most insane thing I want to tell you, but it's just time in place. Oh my gosh. No, I can't. I'll tell you about this. Okay. We can go there now if you want. I think we can maybe go there now. I'm gonna just double check on if I need an epiphen. Okay. But I do. I feel I feel fine. Okay. I want to make some TikToks with you. Okay. And that's a dream of mine. It's always been to make a TikTok with you. Yeah. I'm really fond about the surprise. I'm sorry. I was like, should I just pretend to be surprised and I couldn't. Well, you were talking about non-stop when before we started recording. I know he's here. I know he's here. I know he's and I even put that fake head under the table thinking you'd think I was under there. I didn't see that. I was just like for whatever reason. Like I couldn't fake being surprised. You okay? No. You got poked with your whisker? Hair in your eye? Cloth in your eye? Something. Okay. We'll see you in bonus. All right. Now guys, please out. [BLANK_AUDIO]