Observational Cinematic Compulsion Disorder with Trixie and Katya

and we're back oh yeah how are you how are you you better not ever run into either of the bitches they're gonna be like i know i know about you i'm like fuck you you fat not fat but you bald bitch we were talking about flying in the last episode and i have something that i have to get off my chest and this is a message to all of you fuckers out there what is it what i'm not ageist okay old people should not be driving stay they stay at 6 a.m 5 a.m on a flight 7 a.m what with that fucking window wide fucking open with the sun oh yeah what the fuck reading the fucking newspaper it is diabolical it is diabolical it's everybody is like tired flying right tired yeah window open watching a movie it's fucking window open reading a kindle it's fucking crazy stop old people suck sorry they don't suck but like close the fucking window look around use those look around you that cardi b clip where they can't use your fucking eyes yeah are we having an altercation we're having a debate like i just what is that is that it's from her court appearance which i can't get enough of so good i close the window close the window pouring it i know i know you've been up since three this flight is huge for you well my grandmother used to sleep with one foot on the floor why like always ready hyper vigilant like she never slept at all really vigilant for just life who knows what's gonna happen crazy like she's up at three is what i'm trying to say all right well she's dead now right yeah she would definitely be the perpetrator of what you're talking about for sure yeah i just i can't take it i can't stand it it makes me want to scream you should and a lot of times they're not even they don't they're like watching a movie yeah you don't need light for that hoe also that light is so like it's almost like it burns your eyeballs it's so intense and i have like emotional turmoil when it's my window the person behind me's window and the window in the middle that i'm not sure if i'm in control of spiritually if you can reach it you can you can put it down that's because sometimes the person in front of you has the window open that's kind of like a window that's kind of like behind them yeah yeah yeah and you're like i think it's fair game if you can touch it and why in the uk and europe and stuff why do they make you open the windows for landing they can suck my cock too i hate it ryan air this is a message for you fuck off girl i hate her i hate her so much first class there's empty middle seat mary there's no first class there's no i can't it's not first class it's just the front row that's all it is i did a gig last weekend that was so nice because it was in san diego and i just had to drive you drove to san diego to take the five i don't know i had to go to twitch con what the fuck is twitch con twitch is a platform that people live stream from oh yeah whatever yeah yeah and i got to go host a drag showcase at the show so i host the drag show basically isn't that the platform where everybody says i don't know you're not you're not that's hate speech oh so you can't say that what are they oh on playstation when you play call of duty people are like yeah yeah that's one thing and that's not all they say oh god what do they say what do they say every slur oh no every slur like little white middle schoolers screaming every slur oh but i don't play those type of games like the ones where i don't can you explain to me that type of game where like other people around the world are playing i don't get it so it's like multiplayer online multiplayer okay like what does that mean like mmo is like massive multiplayer what is it massive online multiplayer i forget what you call it it's like let's say it's basically a glorified game of um mmo yes that sounds horrifying so that would be like you and dozens of other people from all over the world in the same game playing together so theoretically is moral combat like that yeah you could play moral combat against real people so i could be fighting someone in singapore oh yeah that's fierce yeah i could be fighting rupaul i mean theoretically theoretically i think rupaul's making tiktoks i don't think she's playing play mary she is saving the world through those instagram reels i'm sorry it is so it's the one annie running through the parking lot crazy i like i'm like oh my god keep going grandma i like i love you so much the one that's like how i make my clients deal with when i do their hair just looking in a mirror slowly spinning she's so i i live for it so hard it's so fierce but you know what i've been really into what these sylvia brown tiktoks what what people have been clipping up so much and i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god this is so much fun i'm like oh my god you don't want to okay that's it you don't thank you hi sylvia my name is hasna and i'm uh about 18 years ago my father went on a business trip and never returned the day that uh he was supposed to come he called and never came uh my family searched high and low no results so i just want to know if he's dead or alive no he's alive in florida does that make sense no thank you no but thank you so that makes sense is so cunty does that make sense he's dead does that make sense no oh no she said he's alive oh no i know but like he drowned that's amazing he drowned love that shit she was such a fraud such a fraud crazy fraud i just want to meet my dad you wouldn't you don't want to you don't want to thank you the crying i know that like oh god those on those psychics really socked it to you back in the day love sylvia brown and i did look up like because i went down a rabbit hole of her legitimacy and is there any like legitimized clairvoyance and the best that's been recorded is when someone let's say if they help the police find a dead body they will be wrong three more times yeah it's not a one-to-one ratio it's not real but for me it is he drowned do you think i could i mean it's like it's the conviction with which he gave those like permanent whatever it's like so cunty she was like it was it was just like fraud but i do believe in tapping into the intuitive self yeah but she's literally just lying you think she's like yes totally she's just like talking out of her asshole i would be like the 2025 version of that and be like where is my father he was pew pew'd oh my god he unalived he unalived and was pew pew'd in florida in florida that's fucking hell sylvia was sylvia brown who else was um who's the other one oh the long island medium does she she actually talks to dead folk people do say she is amazing in what way like is she like she has accurate um really i guess what would you call it she throws out lines and that they are received and verified by all its members oh i think it's probably research though don't you think how like googling people in the audience no but i mean like they probably have to fill out a form and then they're facebooked or whatever you know what i mean i mean i understand like you know i've been learning tarot and i do understand that in a lot of ways those type of things are not going to work for me i don't know if that's true but those type of things are a mirror and so they are true because you are when someone says you're going through a change yeah you go i am and the first thing that comes to your mind is what you're really going through yeah yeah so it's not that it's fake yeah but it is more like you kind of already know yeah like what i like about that tarot shit is if someone says oh there's a huge conflict that you just have to squash your brain will tell you what that big conflict is and so you already know it's kind of universal it's kind of universal but you're the one attaching meaning to it like wow i guess my big conflict is that you're going through a change yeah you're the one attaching meaning to it like wow i guess my big conflict is this yeah but you know but that's not that's different than saying like your dead dad said this about this yeah that's kind of crazy that's kind of crazy he drowned yeah he was pew-pewed while drowning do they really say pew-pew oh yeah it's fierce oh my god it's fierce it's fierce i don't like that i don't like that at all they're singing on tiktok everywhere always i asked bob about it i was like do you know about pew-pewed he was like oh yeah pew-pewed no what that is really that's really troubling yeah it's tough so san diego i hadn't been in so long okay san diego is so beautiful it has the perfect weather it's what you think la is in your mind yeah it's so it's pretty gorgeous it's so gorgeous the san diego convention center was so big twitchcom was so fun all my different video games i like were there phasma phantasmophobia what am i saying phasmophobia was there capcom was there and i got to host the drag show which was really fun and then and because it's a live streaming convention the live streaming the quality of the camera lighting and sound was so on the ball yeah yeah best technical production of a live event i think i've ever been a part of really it was like the streamies it was so clean and it was on the drag queens all had large private dressing rooms you're kidding good snacks great air conditioning damn they got rehearsals to make sure all their music levels were right like it was run so smoothly all right twitch con twitch con really ate with the and they told me that's their biggest live event of the whole weekend the drag show is so big fierce so shout out to jenny the organizer of that and uh all the drag queens and i got who was the drag who are the drag queens a lot of drag queens in the show um pudding was there oh fierce in the show because she's a streamer okay um jacks from drag race was there okay i have to tell you something crazy that happened what what what what you get into this red bull because this is going to be the type of thing that lives on the internet forever jacks oh no jacks was such an incredible performer wait who is oh i know Jax I know Jax was so beautiful to look at yeah I'm so good at performing Jax there's a reason why they put her last in the show it was impossible to follow her she was so good she do she did um chop around hot to go and she jump roped with her hair whoa and I said I'm watching as the host backstage and I'm hosting with this girl pearl tease this beautiful um trans girl burlesque streamer yeah yeah and we're watching the tv and I go oh my god I go there's a girl on drag race who did that and she goes yeah that's her I go oh good perfect isn't that so Mary it's it's so it's so embarrassing it's embarrassing so it's gotten to the point where I don't I'm afraid to say hi to drag queens because I'm afraid that I've met them I'm afraid they were on drag race yeah exactly winners in drag race that way not I don't care about looking at it as much as I care about hurting hurting feelings yeah yeah it's so awkward dear this incredible streamer that I love most gorgeous one of the most beautiful drag makeups I've ever seen in real life in my whole life dear d-e-r-e d-e-r-e her makeup is so cool and graphic we can if you guys are watching we put a screenshot of her she's been on my youtube channel she's um but I just have to show you she eats it up she really eats it up for the girls ediana oh yeah she's good what are those lips what's going on with those lips she draws the oh it's like oh it's like the the shiny part she draws the gloss on that's fierce oh that's actually fierce and in person it reads I always thought like it reads like wet like that's fierce and on camera if you're a professional streamer you mostly drag from your own lighting oh right you can really go for it yeah in person I was like you look more amazing fierce drag trashly is a big streamer who was there um I mean it's it was a live streamable show pharaoh was at twitch wait how is she she streams like full time now she is so gorgeous I know it's like oh I didn't get to see her that weekend I knew she was there fair I love fair so much she's so funny she was on all the ads she blows anybody out of the funny so pussy pussy pussy it was like y2k so she was in kind of her black and blonde christina galera with like knots in her hair y2k vibes fierce eating eating I just had so much fun at twitch con it made me remember how much I loved streaming I loved live streaming no what is like when you do you like not I don't get it like do you make money from that um when I did I did it mostly for charity like what like what is it like so if you're a streamer yeah let's say you caught you wanted to start a twitch yeah yeah yeah let's say every night you're like oh my god I'm gonna from 6 to 8 p.m you do a live show okay where you dj play video game you cooking class yeah you whatever you want to do for a live television basically okay it's live television but it's from your house like youtube okay so some people make it about video gaming some people make it about crafting yoga okay djs okay um but I love a lot of the gamers and um I just I love twitch and I loved meeting all the streamers and these people basically one man show produce television channels no shit overlays I've seen your setup it's like it's wild it looks like a whole fucking studio it looks like like an actual like tv studio I think you would like it actually you get to control the lighting yeah you don't have to get in drag from the waist down oh that's talk to your fans directly do whatever content you can do a sewing stream you know what I'm doing I'm gonna do I just talked to mark the other day like I'm doing um uh which one called asmr I love I love I love it so much do you ever listen to asmr no I don't like it you don't like why well there's so many different types there's like a novel you don't like that for me like um 2019 really it just did it hit for like a month and I was like that's funny and yeah what I do like is the situations okay I do like like you're just waking up with your vampire boyfriend okay I do love the situation your second cranial nerve exam or whatever yeah someone's at the mall doing your makeup okay I'm just gonna do your lips the situation is more interesting to me than the sound okay I don't get into big pickle like crunch stuff like that that yeah I don't like mouth sounds are not really my game like what about we thing okay it was really fun to be in San Diego and do church on and I got to work for the sims I work for the sims like all the time you worked for the sims last year yeah yeah love the sims their booth was so cool if you guys are a long time if anybody plays sims the robber that's in the sims in black and white with the mask like creeping in the game who steals from you they had an actor there dressed like him with a mask on and he was like oh my god I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do the little green thing about his head creeping around the booth just trying to steal from people it was so funny and he never talked so he would come up and like look at you and like your phone sitting there he'd be like oh it was so funny I cracked up and also compared to no offense to drag con mama it was nice good air conditioning drag con is so boo-boo and it was low lighting oh fear so everybody looked no overhead fluorescence no it was like the soft glow of my god calm convention and I want to my thought went to for people who love twitch they might love twitch because it's entertainment for people who maybe don't want to go out socially social anxiety autism yeah sensory overload yeah yeah dimmer lights like that I'm like some of these people could actually have fun at a convention instead of feeling overwhelmed I know that always struck me because like at drag drag con it was so overwhelming so like wow so like stressful you know what I mean everybody's like stressed out and I'm like I was always impressed at like the the um I don't know the wokeness or the resilience no the resilience of these people who are like a little bit awkward you know what I mean oh yeah I would like I wouldn't have lasted like 10 minutes as a person like entering it's just like well and for people who are primarily content creators from home I think it's fair to say that they maybe create that kind of content because they feel more comfortable than live performance in front of people in real life yeah and so I do think for a lot of streamers not just the audience but the streamer themselves might have chosen streaming because that environment can be overloading so I just like that it was a chill vibe I got to walk oh my god Nick and I did comic con like last year wait did you do it you do it in drag yeah but a lot of people don't do it they do it out of their character right isn't that right I mean it like Cassandra Peterson will probably not dress up as a virus that's what I mean yeah yeah yeah but we were at New York and I was like we probably need security it was like when I go in here I tied my hair up I was like a bomb's gonna go off I'm so fucking famous nobody nobody paid you though I'm talking me walking through hordes of people no one batting an eye you're kidding me no one giving straight fuck it was we have video footage so humiliating that so much oh my god with a camera lights no one caring oh my god so then this year getting followed around by a camera and nobody cares no that's so fierce we almost got security this year and our management was like you know um Jinx has a great security team like I could give you their number I said do they have experience with celebrities I think that's kind of fun but wait wait wait did you see the clip oh my god of Jared Leto coming out to at the premiere of um what was it Tron to a theater that was maybe like filled a quarter of the way that's tough why did no one want to see Tron um I don't know um I think it's like flopped big time it's a big time flop but like Mary if that were me I would like in my publicist you know was like bring the car around I'd be like I think we're just gonna skip it yeah yeah gas I get a little gas sometimes no that is like merit so that's that's that's but it's one or the other because sometimes in the environments I find myself in a situation where I mean no tea there have been security incidents at these conventions yeah and will continue to happen yeah so sometimes it's like you don't want to have by security sometimes what I mean is can someone grab my hand and briskly walk me where I'm going because I don't know where I'm going yes right if I look lost it's better to have someone just with a flashlight confidently saying here's how to get to where you're going yeah I don't need someone to push people I need a navigator well you know I had people I had um I was carried at DragCon UK carried out yeah like they if I had to go like have a cigarette or go to the bathroom they they pick me up and carry me and run it was great so it was like who's they um the security Dawson he could do it no the amazing security at DragCon UK they were like I'm gonna go to DragCon UK I'm gonna go to DragCon UK I'm gonna go to DragCon UK they were so hot and so nice and so wonderful and I think was I injured no no there was a rumor that I was injured because I wasn't walking I had fun at DragCon UK it was yeah it was great I think it was I just I don't I had fun at DragCon I remember it was nice it was like the lighting is always hell Mary and LA Convention Center was hell I'm saying it whatever the Javits Center the Javits Center we need to talk about Javits Javits Center we need to talk about Javits Center we need to start we need to talk about Javits because this is I have full body chills right now because I I this is a core memory at this point core memory core memory like I remember when my dad was shot in front of me and I remember Javits Center right that's like that kind of thing like I when we entered the uh convention center um and right before I was uh entering my booth which was we had it decorated by a decorator they mentioned that there's no smoking and anywhere on or near the premises anywhere on or near the premises anywhere on or near the premises and to the average person that's just a and to the average person that's just a and to the average person that's just a normal statement to me at that time normal statement to me at that time normal statement to me at that time that was like on par with so we're gonna that was like on par with so we're gonna that was like on par with so we're gonna take your entire family immediate and take your entire family immediate and take your entire family immediate and extended bring them out naked whip them extended bring them out naked whip them extended bring them out naked whip them through the streets and then behead them through the streets and then behead them through the streets and then behead them in front of you right and then we're in front of you right and then we're in front of you right and then we're gonna make you watch it on videotape for gonna make you watch it on videotape for gonna make you watch it on videotape for the rest of your life the rest of your life the rest of your life that would have been worse or that would that would have been worse or that would that would have been worse or that would have been better than no smoking have been better than no smoking have been better than no smoking right i i was like right i i was like right i i was like i guess we'll leave i swear to god i was like i was ready to just do a u-turn and go back to the hotel and just go lay down do i do anything read sports illustrated right play darts what did you do i i was professional and did my job was this kind of like when you went to disney and you got hit with that reality when you were a lot to smoke remember that well yes yeah disney but i was also humiliated that is fine if i get humiliated then i'm like okay forget it you should have just bo-birded it blow the smoke in the baby face right right i mean bo-bird it no i mean beetlejuice it i but see that oh my god i just noticed that elizasoup behind you that's been there forever i know i guess i didn't know what do you mean always how long has it been there really i love that love that i have that t-shirt oh i haven't watched it this year it's usually in my halloween rotation do you have a purse on the head i this morning i was i i went through i don't know all of her instagram reels going back months and months and months my god she's awesome it is the annie one with the she's using the she was the microphone running through the parking lot for so long i just shoved the nuke up my pussy oh my god it's like oh it's so fun it's so good i think i'm just gonna make like a super cut and just watch that instead of tv i think you should yeah i think that's valid thank you you know honestly it's miss javits oh let's go back to javits well i remember one year you and i were promoting trixie and cut down viceland remember they put all this money into the advertising there were big plaques of us around that was nice yes oh yeah it was i had a blast doing that the press for trixie and our show that was fun nick was javits center comic-con see i had a fine time at the comic-con so maybe it's the drag but also we're so famous at drag con yeah just getting to the bathroom at drag con is an issue you know it is so interesting like i isn't it done now okay so we can speak all the day yeah i mean listen i will i'll never forget the first drag con because we were right next to each other we shared a booth that we were at the first drag con that's a first drag con and it was it was crazy and i remember running on fumes never went to the bathroom nine hour meet and greet nine hour meet and greet no bathroom no food no water when i got back to the hotel my body just collapsed like i've never felt worse in my whole life but because it was all like adrenaline and like fun and i was like because it was amazing yeah and then but no i mean it was literally all that wore off within like three minutes and then i was like oh fuck and i became a husk of a person it was so interesting and every time i did drag con in new york i would say like the yotel so i'm staying in a room that's like an oven like like a tiny oven it's tiny all new york hotels suck shit yeah that's not true you gotta get you a room at the mandarin whoa that's a five-star hotel yeah it is like twelve hundred dollars a night or something yeah yeah what was it what was the year that you wore a 45 pound wig and almost had an aneurysm that was la that was la was that the second one you know i don't mean to speak ill of drag con it's just conventions in general are just hard when your job is meeting and greeting yeah honestly and when we're younger this is the issue too we're blaming other people we should have personal boundaries but i'm gonna go do two hours and go home that's what that's what i did the personal obligation that i put on myself to meet and greet for six hours a day yeah i would meet and greet from like 12 to 6 yeah why am i doing that i think i think we ended up pre-selling them i'm not trying i'm not trying to brag by the way we didn't sell them i did i just always did you have to have a merchant buy merchandise okay maybe we didn't sell them no because some girls started doing vip you could pay more to be in the front oh yeah people didn't like oh yeah a lot and there was a lot of um there was a lot of politics commotion about like so and so is charging this so and then people were like well i'm charging nothing and they would like promote that as if they were mother theresa and you know what i mean it was very also like okay both people in your line are gonna love that that sounds horrible no i don't mean it that way but like but i never charge i only charge for you had to buy something yeah because they charge us to be there we're paying oh yeah by the way they fully square footage a dragon are you out of your mind it's more than new york real estate javits center was like by the pound crazy charged by the pound of what that's why oh my god every time i dream of god one of my sets as if i had a set i think somebody wrote a crayon catch it and pinned it to a pole but i remember when you're seeing jinx just have a she just had a ring light a curtain and i was almost like yeah yeah they're here for you yeah that's all they're here for this is why are we making a con what are we doing yeah it's not set design i was like this is a convention go sit at the card table for 20 minutes i know we all got whipped up into some kind of like you were gonna get a hospital bed i was gonna shout out a cannon i don't know what the fuck we were doing and no one made us do this so what was that we're complaining about drag i really couldn't all the shit about it was our fault i know i know the hospital that would have been great i would have been great like or i would have been the the dad from strangers of candy or contagion contagion yeah oh my god body doubles body doubles of course of them i mean you could have had six tricksy if i had that if i knew what i knew now the new tricksy the new improved tricksy oh my god run her into the ground do you know people still don't seem to know that i was that she was on houses she was on salt lake city housewives and i wasn't wait what i was busy and they went to my bar in milwaukee rest in peace and i was like well i'm not around just get the other tricksy and just don't put a body mic on her and they credit her as not tricksy tricksy double and people still are like that night my own friends friends from college were like girl come say hi we saw you like oh my god that's hysterical and the other women instead of like i thought it would be a fun gag where they'd be like oh my god it's not you huh they don't get it none of them knew they don't know their ass i don't think they knew no a white refrigerator white refrigerator which how do you um speaking of the housewives cage match yeah who would win what do you mean who would win in a cage match lisa rena nicholas cage she came on your grinder pod she is she nice she was she's a big fag right i was so scared she was a doll oh why were you scared because she was like i don't know well a because i'm not super familiar with the housewives i i know i wasn't like incredibly familiar with her career right and i thought there was a good chance that she'd be a cunt i don't know and also it was a little strange like hey you're not a man you're a woman who's been married to the same guy for like 30 years harry hamlin yeah very sexy and she's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know you know was one in one of the first like gay roles that kind of got him kicked out of hollywood 1982 yeah anyway it makes sense because she's a fag hegg she is i love mary like her the whole thing the look she was all in black she just looks so chic and we had a blast she was so fucking funny she was talking about how she wants to get it she wants to have um cut people's head off with chainsaws for her good for her american horror story chainsaw chainsaw american horror she should be on a horror story that seems like no she wants to and i think she should yeah she would be a natural but what are they bothering with kim kardashian when lisa renna's around i don't know kim kardashia do you know what happened to me the other thing about drag come was you had to well i will say this you went if you've won drag race at least they used to fly you if you're a winner you got flewed out flewed out well we lived in la but also it just cost so much and it was a full weekend not to mention weeks of preparation like it's just too much i got paid to go to drag con uk i know me too that was fierce i know that was really fierce i don't know how they made any money but you know great i never made much money at drag con and not to sound whatever but i had to look around and go if trixie can't make money at drag con what are we doing i know i know no seriously it just was too and i love to meet the fans yeah and i liked to see the girls the kiki was getting that well that was the thing that always frustrated me is i never got to fucking see the girls you'd be there all weekend and i get a text from milk being like i didn't like way too tired to go out at night you know like you have especially after the first night because you're gonna be fucked for the next day that always that always pissed me off so much because you never got to see the girls unless you did the show which was always fun that was a blast that was really fun to do i had a blast doing that i would do another one if it ever came back i would do it but i would do it like i said smart go for two hours yeah panel and go home yeah that's i think that's what i did the last one it was like i will be there from 12 to 2 i'm doing a panel and then another two hours we complain about it but like drag con was never like you must do an eight hour meet and greet no that's our own mental illness i know but i know i was always like i don't want people it's not line con i know i don't like i don't like people having to wait in line so long i know it sucks um sucks i had an experience i was flying oh i think i told you this was i on the plane with you you know no you were flying the plane i'm the invisible man no i had to fly to miss my flight to rome car service never picked me up so car service no call no show so relatable no call no show so got in the car finally after the uber came and i was like we're not gonna make it that 30 minutes we needed that to get to the airport so so um called called maddie she's like i've never used this car service before like i can't believe they no call she rebooks me thank god and she's like all right you're gonna have to fly through turkey and by the way it was seven thousand extra dollars work um said but i'm not gonna miss the gig that's like seven grand seven grand to istanbul So, I thought of this because of the Yotel. I had to stay overnight at the Yotel Istanbul. What is a fucking Yotel? It's like a modular hotel. What is the Yotel? Tiny room. Where does the Yotel come from? Yo, like yo, Yotel, you know, it's your hotel. Your hotel, got it. I don't know, I made that up. But I flew Turkish Airlines. Do you know what it's like to fly first class as a bald white man? Bald, oh my God. Everybody clocks your T. The flight attendant was like, everything's going to change. Your life's about to change forever. Yeah, they gave me like a bouquet of flowers. Oh my God. You should have come back with the only piece on. Me getting off the plane, it was like, we welcome you to Munchkinland. No, why haven't they like outsourced that shit? Why is Turkey the destination to get the only, it seems to be the only destination to get hair. My other issue with Turkish Airlines is, whatever, shoot me in the eye, bitch. I flew first class. Shoot me in the eye. As if people are going to expect for you to ride in the back of the cabin. There is a. Middle row in first class on this Turkish airline. Mama, that's no, that's no first class. I'm in the middle. Middle row. Middle row. American Horror Story, middle row. And I was so depression because I had to pay 7,000 extra dollars. To be in the middle row? No, just to get another flight. Oh, oh, oh. Because I'm not going to miss the gig. Now, why do they make you pay 7,000? Well, who knows? I don't know. They cast some runes, look at some bones, and then that's the price. The thing is, the airlines, you got somewhere to go and they know it. They got you. They have your balls in a vice grip. Right. Pussy with a clamp. And I'm feeling emotional. And so I'm, the woman next to me, not, not the person on the other side, because there is two, is watching The Notebook. And I did something I never do, which is watch that whole movie while off her screen with no headphones on. Like, like the killer. So she's watching the movie with headphones on and I'm like this. I can't not watch a movie if I can see it. I don't know what it is. It's compulsion. If I'm on the, if I'm on an aisle seat, next row on the right, say I'm on the left aisle, next row. If I'm on the right, that person, I can't not watch the movie. I can't not watch it. I, it's, and I'm riveted and I'm locked in. It could be. Have you ever seen somebody watching yourself? Herbie 2 fully loaded. It could be Shawshank Redemption. It could be like any movie. I don't even want to watch it, but I have to. Have you ever caught somebody watching yourself? Drag Race? Isn't Drag Race on there? Trixie Motel's on Air Canada. I've seen people watching it. Get out of here. Do you like throw peanuts at them and be like. No, I'm like. No, no, no. But when we were in Canada, I did. see some girl with one of our shirts on and this is what i love to do i love to go nice shirt and keep walking you say nice shirt and then you take off all your clothes right and she looks over and i'm standing there with that black goat from the witch and i have my dick cut off and i'm holding it my hand and i'm just chewing and then she looks at me and i look at her they look over at me and i'm breastfeeding a crow girl get into the witch get into the witch baby get into the witch wait have you seen any fierce fun movies of course of course of course girl um no but i do want to go see this movie um so this is the 50 year anniversary of rocky horror picture show oh wow you know i love that movie of course and they just showed it at cinespia you know i love that movie of course and they just showed it at cinespia i didn't get to go see it oh i was out of town but tim cray was there to introduce the movie so cool are you serious oh fuck i saw the clip of sigourney weaver they got a clip of her um i think they showed an alien i think it was alien yeah alien um by the way and we already talked about it i don't know alien you gotta start watching it okay mama you have to okay you owe it to me and to your country right okay okay um i'll kill myself but i pew pew myself i will be alive yes i really want to go see rocky at like a you know midnight showing yeah because it's a 50 year i want to be like woo and i got to do that movie a strange journey there's this big documentary out about it and i have to be in it and i haven't seen the documentary even though they sent me a screener and i was like i'll watch it whenever yeah the the link expired law oh i i hate those damn expiring links so now i gotta go buy a ticket and find a place to watch it damn i got it i got a link once um i got a link once and i got to go buy a ticket and find a place to watch it damn i got it i got a link once it expires that is true it'd be like that sometimes mary let's tell them how the sausage is made like something at sometimes at netflix we i don't know if i'm supposed to say this but we because we're promoting netflix originals or movies that are you know sometimes they're like not out yet um we are sometimes have to watch like unedited or like not the final cut yep and it could be anywhere from like it's not color graded yet to there's like nothing in it sometimes just a watched one piece it was a blue screen with an with an actor yeah just walking around yeah sometimes it's just like okay it's like you know the color you can tell the color's not there or like the adr is not like totally sometimes when i was doing pit stop yeah it would be like a twink intern like the winner of rupaul's drag race receives 150 whatever they get yeah yeah yeah miss peter badge they get like they get the ruth peter badge they get fucking four million dollars now yeah oh well when you win drag race you get four you get a yacht and a labubu tattoo you move rupaul you get a labubu tattoo you live in her pool yes you have to make she do reels with her i hope she does it this year again oh she's gonna do it rupaul if you're watching she is of course she's gonna throw she's gonna kick a labubu in the face mary i i don't want that in the earth on the earth i felt the way about beanie babies i felt the way the same way about labubus right although i did watch the south park episode where they did like the satanic ritual for the labubu and i thought that was extremely funny right i don't have a right i don't have been yeah bring her back eight the knife chewing eight the knife chewing this is crazy that was a great movie and that actress i forget her name from sally hawkins she's so incredible good she's so damn good i'm gonna i'm gonna drown you in the pool now that's rupaul to the pumpkin yeah yeah and also anything where there's like like the movie hush where the young woman can't hear something where the character in peril is missing a sense it's so high in the air it's so high in the air it's so high in the air it's so high in the air you're like you can't you can't run from the killer because you can't see mama that scene in the kitchen at the beginning of that movie with the guy when right scary because i have so i'm alone in my house right i have so many windows my breasts exposed from every angle my hair long very seductive very vulnerable very uh very jealous with all sorts of like um nefarious characters running around with knives and whatnot i mean in our neighborhood yeah hello yeah at the corner of crack and meth when we tell you guys that we live in hollywood we're not saying we live in we're not bell not beverly hills your idea of we're not in fancy we're we're baby we're we're feeling good we're eating good in the neighborhood yeah okay hollywood is not it is not my dream uh because you live in yeah i live you've never been there let me just tell you it is truly skid row adjacent right because there was um apartment buildings go up in hours uh like that's the good level of craft craftsmanship you know what i mean like literally it'll be a um empty plot with dog shit in like needles and then 14 hours later there'll be a high rise right okay made out of cardboard tissue paper and glue sold for yeah 10 million dollars near me they have free shower tuesdays okay um which you know i know we all love a fucking shower yes we do what your situation is a shower is very revitalizing and i told my friend about it and she goes oh no how long do you have to wait and i was like i'm not using that shower hoe how long do you what are you doing the shower i've traveled so much they probably have free pool fridays at my house i don't even know about it thank you that you do brandon said to me the other day he said i'm just gonna stop by your house and do a jump in the pool i was like well the gardener's there so keep your clothes on naked i don't know if he gets a naked but what if you swim naked don't you well you have people peeping well peepers but also uh the my joel who takes care of all the garden yeah i'm always afraid he's gonna come okay what if he stops by unannounced girl yeah when i moved into my house the first day i jerked off and the gardener saw me sure like within hours it was like this is so bad and so shameful and so disgusting why were you like cheated out to the window jerking it i was i had my dealing pressed up against the glass that's how i whack it why don't you go to bed it was 3 p.m in the afternoon i guess but go lay in the bed and jerk it well i just didn't have curtains set up also where do you get shears sheer curtains yeah online haven't made stop being so i don't know you have a sewing machine make your own yeah that's true actually you gotta make sure it waits in the bottom though so they hang right shears are so light they look all horrible if they don't have some weight i gotta tell you though i had the risk and it paid off i'm telling you let's celebrate i know i'm telling you i think i have a knack for interior design right it's i'm like i know i know it'll look good for me right it's about time we figure out what you're good at shut the fuck up no like i know we i know like i can i know just like if i'm making a decision just for me or if i'm making a decision that's a little more universal or if i'm trying to make something that's like logical whatever you know what i mean so i have all these like available choices and i just like okay well i have a red room i got a blue room i got a black and white blah blah i went with yellow i love yellow very golden yellow like a fucking bright ass yellow not lemon More like sun Like a golden Yes that's it Goldenrod Yeah I think it was called goldenrod It's autumn sunrise I fucking love it so much That's good I fucking love it so much And I'm turning the beat around in this fucking shit ass condo so fiercely What's the function of the room? It is Well it was the jerk off room But because I googled a lot of Because I call it the den now It's just a den I had an office that was yellow And I found it to be very like It's a great place to sit and work Yellow is very energizing It is super energizing And you can see it from the downstairs I had a runner put on the stairs And I almost came Right I've been dreaming about runners This is so fascinating The people on the 101 and on the 5 listening to us I've been having dreams about putting the runners on these stairs Right For like years I've lived there for a year But they did it And they did it so fast And they did it so fast And they did it so well And from the outside You can see the bright yellow of the room If the doors open And it's so bewitching and enchanting Thank God Thank God I can't wait to have you come over when it's done Yeah Well you're doing one room at a time Which is probably How most people do it If they're living there while they do it Right? You know Yeah Oh that's the other thing Is like I know first world problems big time I I can't I can't deal with the noise Like Even if I'm The drilling is The drilling noise Or the hammer I mean It's so loud It It It Yeah Get some of those giant apple I have them Headphones I have them I do the noise cancelling If I'm in If I have to be in the house And it's still Like I'm so sensitive to it It's just really wild Yeah It's It's tough It's a lot of A lot of noise It's a lot of dust It's a lot of people coming and going Yeah That I don't mind Although my My door is always unlocked People coming and going Is kind of draining too Yeah I mean that's like a big part of it But the two guys The The The cast of characters is changing a lot Which is I'm a little uncomfortable with But now I got these two guys They are so sexy I wanna fuck them so bad I'm I was seriously considering Well yes I was I was seriously considering like Doing like a little magic thing Where like I go in the room And I come out A total fucking woman Cause when I tell you I got this shipment of wigs that came That is the exact wig JLo wears At her fucking crazy ass concert The exact wig That I come out looking like that With that woman Looking like Jennifer Lopez Looking like Jennifer Lopez Talking Spanish somehow And they will fuck me Right They will bring me to that yellow room Splay my legs like a spread eagle And fuck me We had a Our head contractor for Trixie Motel season 2 Was so gorgeous The long haired guy No he had short hair But he was so handsome Yeah That was the designer I loved him The contractor was so fine Yeah He was I had My friend was staying this weekend as a realtor And I was like Be honest Did I ruin my house? Is it too crazy? If I ever want to resell it Is it just too crazy? And he said It's a lot of bold colors He said but It'll show really well And people who see that a house is like They see a house as decorated very One way And they see potential for what they want to do to it Yeah Like You didn't ruin your house They're like And everyone wants a pink kitchen But he's like Somebody could paint your kitchen white And just keep the pink tile And it would be pretty neutral Yeah I don't I struggled with Painting the hallway The hallway was too big Totally jacked Like totally jacked And we needed to paint it And patch it up big time And I chose white Like a gloss A semi-gloss white Because I was like This is what a normal person would do And it looks fine Do bold art If I could do my house all over again I think I would have done a lot of white walls But a lot of bold furniture and art That's so I've got a big I've got a great idea for the art But now Because the walls look so good I don't want to put anything in them Do contact strips Really? Yeah Okay You've got to prep the wall first But do contact strips Okay Alright Because I don't want to I don't want to bang holes in the wall This is so fascinating to people I know Yeah but you can always patch them Yeah Don't live for the person who lives there after you I have to tell you before we go Last night This weekend The B-52s Oh yeah At the Hollywood Bowl Played at the Hollywood Bowl Did you live? I've never seen Debo But last minute I said I've got to see the B-52s again If I get an opportunity to see them I levitate toward them It's like Do you remember Do you remember hereditary When her headless body floats Up to the treehouse That's me to the B-52s Like I'm just like I like weapons Ran out of my house To the fucking concert Spit black Yeah So I get there I get there I hate the Hollywood Bowl I love it I've seen Dolly there Oh my god Went to a little happy hour with my friends Went there Sat down Didn't buy any merch I Never wear the merch I buy From concerts I guess I'm doing it now But I never wear the merch So I just didn't get anything And I The night before was B-52's second Devo first So I was like Okay I know Devo Kind of well Maybe Six songs By heart But I don't know what they're gonna play You know B-52s I love I freak out And then that night they switched So B-52's first So I sat down I was like You know I'll have a nice drink Have just Two bottles of Sauvignon Blanc While I watch the show And Just get completely Yeah get blotto And the show starts And the B-52s come out And start freaking out And immediately of course They sing Cosmic first And then they start They sing all the music And I'm freaking out And I told my friends I said I know you guys think I'm like an upstanding guy When you see me at this concert I want you to forget Everything you know about me I want you to know That I go feral For the B-52s I want you to know That you won't recognize The behaviors And I might say things to you That might not make any sense And I might You know Yeah yeah yeah You're nuts You're going freak out You ever see like that Older Usually an older person At a concert Who's the first one dancing Yes That was me Yeah I was the first one First one on the dance floor Oh yeah They're vibing to something They're vibing on A parallel dimension I'm turning to The people next to me Who don't know the music And screaming the words I'm like You're all private Idaho You better get into it Yeah This was it Let me show you what it was This was This was it No I mean I'm like Losing it I'm losing Damn That is crazy My friends are like You fucking And I was like And this is only The second song You fucking You better settle down I was like Losing it I mean That's the way I was At the damn Lumbida concert Yep You couldn't tell me nothing Yeah It was me and them No one else was there I was like I'm gonna sit down My butt never hit the floor Same I was like I'll probably sit And I bought the garden seats At the Hollywood Bowl Which is the front Little partitioned Little thing Okay rich No it's like $290 a seat Oh wow Not bad I've only like Sat in those concrete Little cubicles Which I don't like at all Oh I know what you're talking about The little concrete So ahead of that Is the garden The wooden things Yeah It was so good And Devo They slapped I'd never seen Devo They loved It was amazing Amazing Wait what I don't know I only know Whip It She's just a girl She's just a girl The girl you want Oh yeah What a Oh that must have been A fun ass concert These old men Old men Mark Mothersbaugh Who wrote music For pretty much Every TV show ever And Devo I mean Teenage nerds Who started making Like sci-fi Calculator music That actually Accidentally was Fucking cool Punk pop New wave music Yeah They're up there In their robot outfits Playing Like they're little You know All black with the red hats Yeah yeah yeah And like jumpsuits They sound The singing They sounded exactly Like old school Like old school Devo It was Amazing So they went watching Old people Play their music 50 The 52s Have been together For 48 years Holy shit They're coming up To 50 years as a band Playing them Like Shit I went And I'm looking around And there's something About older people Hearing music When they were young Where they just Like time travel Yeah yeah yeah It's like Fucking 60 year olds dancing I mean Damn Kate Pearson 78 The redhead She's up there Singing Damn Perfectly Fierce And next to me I go Oh my gosh Uh Kearney Wilson Wilson Phillips Are you serious I was like That's her She loved the B-52 She was singing Every word too Kearney Somebody was sitting I probably was Unbearable to be around But if you're In a concert You can't be mad That people are singing No You can't be mad You cannot be a joy killer It's okay to sing You cannot be a joy killer Yeah yeah You can't be a joy killer And they're old I love the B-52 I mean Devo I would go see Anytime If anybody ever has a chance To see Devo Go do it Run My god They almost were Better than the B-52s I hate to say They were amazing But the B-52s They're so Good And they're so old That every time they perform I'm like I have to go with It could be the last time And so I've gone Four times in three years It's like It could be the farewell tour Every single time Every time I'm like We gotta go Mateo and I flew to Georgia To see them two nights in a row That's so crazy Well at the show They announced that they're They said it was their last tour dates As a band Oh wow So we went to both nights At the end they announced Their Vegas residency Damn Where they also announced Their tour That's a great That's a great gimmick I love that So when you and I go on tour It's the last I think no matter what We should call our show Palliative Care Tour Trixie and Katya Goodbye Goodbye Yeah You know This is it Farewell Yeah Yeah Bye Roach Bye by Roach I think during La Roach La Roach will be in the show styled by La Roach yeah styled by La Roach love okay well bye Roach bye Roach bye Roach