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Are you starting the pod? Yes. I don't know. Are we ever gonna get a warehouse? I was so confused. Wait, what do you mean, are you gonna move? We're not. Why is everybody so obsessed with moving? Nobody's happy with our. Some of us don't have master closets, Cash. Uh, yeah, and you know what? Some of us do, and I do, and I'm very grateful for that. Progressive's Accident Response can contact emergency services if you're in a major accident. The only thing worse than someone you love being in an accident is not being able to help them. So Progressive is here to help when you can't. So get peace of mind knowing your loved ones are protected with Progressive's Accident Response. Learn more at Progressive.com. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company & Affiliates Limited Availability in California driver is responsible for emergency and towing charges not covered by the policy coverage subject to policy terms and conditions. We're not gonna get a warehouse. Probably not. We might. I don't know. We could. Either way, we're gonna have a new spot to film. It's kind of nice filming at the house, though, isn't it? I do like it. Yeah, warehouse vibes gives me, like, work vibes. And then it just doesn't seem as fun. And then it's kind of like, it's like more chill. This is just kind of like we're hanging out with our doggies, our peeps, you know? Uh huh. Right. Anyways, guys, I have a funny story I've been waiting to tell you guys because we have not told, I think you might have told Kenzie a little bit, I don't know, but Harper and Kate have not heard this. Oh, my gosh. Is this the hotel story? This is the hotel. Oh, my. I keep forgetting to ask about it. I want to know. I want to know. Great. We'll tell you. Yeah. So me and Maverick are filming a video on our Cash and Maverick channel and the title of it is like reviewing one star hotels and we pull up to this one hotel or we're driving there. And our producer Pape is like, hey, guys, we need to be careful at this next hotel. Wait, was he on camera? No, no, we're off camera. We're driving there. I'm like, guys, we actually need to be careful this next hotel. I'm like, what are you talking about? Be careful. He's like, I saw the reviews. And he was like, I just I don't know. I'm just saying we need to be careful. Like, maybe don't touch things. I don't know. We just need to be careful. And we're like, what does that mean? Be careful. And what did you think he meant? I thought he meant like the bedrooms are going to be like insanely dirty. And that's what I thought. We're going to like catch her own. It'd be like gross. That's exactly what I thought. Hantavirus. Yeah, the virus. That's what I thought. I thought he was saying it's going to be like gross or something. Can we talk about that after your story? Yeah. Yeah. And we pull up to this hotel. And let me just tell you, it is not a place I should be. OK, and we pull up there and we parked the car. And I was like, hey, guys, we look out of place because every car in the parking lot has smashed in windows or their tires are stolen. Yes, I'm not getting in the parking lot. Yeah, the parking in the parking lot. We're like, no tires that window smashed in that window smashed in. That guy has no tires on his car. That one has holes in the car. No, I'm kidding you. It was like. Yeah. Progressive's accident response can contact emergency services if you're in a major accident, the only thing worse than someone you love being in an accident is not being able to help them. Learn more at Progressive dot com. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates limited availability in California driver is responsible for emergency and towing charges not covered by the policy coverage subject to policy terms and conditions. As we're looking, though, as we pull in, I'm looking, I go, why is that truck over there looks so nice and that truck is like a really nice truck. And then we kind of ignore that. We ignored that. I'm like, huh, maybe it is safe. There's a nice truck here. So then we park and I'm like, guys, as we're pulling, I'm like, hey, what car were you in? We were in my truck. Oh, you're going for. Yeah, we stood out there and I was like, guys, look, there's a homeless camp right here, too. I was like, let's go over to that. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. It was about 30 people deep. Yeah. Under a bridge. Yeah. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Homeless. No, it was homeless. When I saw him out, then we parked and we noticed more people and they were not homeless. It was just like, I'm not kidding. Straight up just gangs in there, man. And we were like, we should not get out here. This is probably not safe to get out. And right as we talk about that, we're like, I'm like, no, no, no, no. Is this a funny story? Listen, just wait. Just cash is sitting there. He's like, guys, man up. It ain't that deep. Let's just get out and film at the hotel real quick and then we'll get back in the car. I'm like, once we go in that hotel room, we're not coming out. We're not coming out. Yeah. So we're sitting there arguing about it. And then I'll let you finish. Sorry. Well, yeah, as we're as we're arguing about it. And I was like, you know, survival instincts, by the way. No, not for me. Mav and Pape are like, we should not get out of the car here. I'm like ducking below the window. I'm like, get us out of here, man. I was like, yeah, they were. Mav and Pape are like really ducking. They're like, we should not be here. And I was like, guys, we're going to be fine. They're ducking because there's a gang outside. Well, that's just all of it. There's the gang. There's a smash in tires. There's suspicious people walking around because of the gang. And we're part of it. We decided the safe place to park is next to that truck. So we're like three parked two or three parking spots away from that nice truck. Yeah. So Mav and Pape are like ducked down. They're like, Cash, drive out of here. And I'm like, guys, we'll be fine. And then as that happens, a guy from the nice truck rolls down his window. He's sitting like this. Like if this is like his window level, you can barely see the top of his head. See the top of his head. He holds up his hand and takes a stack of cash like this and throws it at our truck and it like hits the front of my truck. It goes and hits the floor truck. Yeah. And I'm like, uh, I don't think that was charity. I don't think he meant to give that to us. And then a guy walks by, picks up the stack of cash and looks at the guys like, thanks, man, and walks off and they're like all looking at us. And we're like, we didn't see nothing. We didn't see nothing. We saw nothing. We didn't see anything here, guys. And then we like we like, oh, yeah, we're just going to we're just going to head out. We're just going to we're just going to go. And the guy's just staring like this, like the top of his head. We still can't see him. And the other guy's just looking at us like this, holding his stack of cash and we're like, uh. I didn't see that man. we like we're like we put the car on drive we drive out of there and people are like drive drive drive drive and we drive out of there and yeah so pretty much uh we witnessed a drug deal oh okay that's fun um wait that's crazy yeah and and the drug deal hit our car too so which basically means we were involved i thought something like bigger was gonna happen like uh have you ever had a stack of cash from a drug dealer thrown at your car no okay i don't think harper understands so you know how you think there's gangs at your school yeah that's not like wise for us changed their ways though oh okay yeah these gangs don't change their ways freak dude oh my gosh sorry yeah wait they changed their how did how did the gangs at your school change their ways they're like very christian now no drinking no nothing no drugs uh sober for them um they are great now wow so it's there is so wide for life but like turned around yeah that's inspirational yeah they should go like like share that story with the gangsta in dallas no you don't know you don't want to be there what are gangs like like i can show you i know where they're at now um but you don't it was terrifying it's like actually scary it's like either no but oh my gosh harper this just reminded me i'm sorry uh y'all's dad just texted in our group chat and said there's a lot going on at y'all's property today oh because of the cameras yeah can i can we say say it no why i'm gonna say no i'm gonna say go ahead why not okay go ahead let's say it yeah no this is bad no no no because we're chilling now now anybody does it there's idiots so yeah we're chilling people still do it yeah but if they do they get in cause so they dumb so go ahead what do you think yeah go ahead go ahead i think that's a horrible idea no no it's good it's good it's good i mean i mean i have a very good sense of moral judgment nobody knows where it is if they well hold on no i i promise ain't that hard i promise you it's fine just tell me it's fine we have so many security measures now yeah but it's just i don't know okay yeah go ahead tell me okay okay well to to keep it as vague as possible no don't keep it vague i have received an email earlier this week from the kindest woman i think i could ever receive an email from this is and this woman goes this is going to sound extremely weird but here we go she was in a local grocery store in our area and she said i heard some teenagers talking about you guys and how you guys recently bought land and are currently keeping stuff out on the land and they wanted to go out to our land and go like in our property and see what we're keeping there they wanted to hit a lick yeah they wanted to go literally just like rob us or something so burglary they wanted to go like yeah look at our stuff and take it from us so the lady goes up to these kids in the grocery store says that's a terrible idea to trespass in texas just so you know because you will get shot if you're in texas and you go on someone's property they will shoot you i don't make the rule it's not for a fact they'll shoot you it is just legal for them to shoot yeah yeah you come on someone's property like they're allowed to shoot you they are yeah in texas yeah so when people trespass in texas like if you were to like go on someone's property harper's like oh no she's like i've trespassed before they can shoot you and kill you yes yes and they won't get any charges no no i mean obviously if you're just like standing there like and you cross someone's fence i'll be honest we're not lawyers but we think so yeah but it's something yeah it's it's something like they come they trespass prove that you were uh self-defense yeah like in fear of your life but anyways anyways so this lady sends me this email she said these kids are talking about going out to your property do you video the kids no so she said they're talking about going out to your property and looking at your stuff and seeing what they can find i was like that's insane and she said i was in the grocery store with my two kids i didn't want to get into an argument so i just left it at that but i would have felt horrible if they would have literally robbed you guys so i i took me a couple hours but i figured out who they were talking about she she did a deep dive she literally had no clue who we were she she spent she said she spent hours figuring out who we were and she saw a video on my book talk account the smallest account out of all the accounts we have she finds a video on my book talk account that is matched progressives accident response can contact emergency services if you're in a major accident the only thing worse than someone you love being in an accident is not being able to help them so progressive is here to help when you can't so get peace of mind knowing your loved ones are protected with progressives accident response learn more at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates limited availability in california driver is responsible for emergency and towing charges not covered by the policy coverage subject to policy terms and conditions what the kids were talking about and she reaches out to that email and so i was like i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do that i'm not going to like that's crazy and that email goes to our assistants who then got it to kate yeah which i don't even know how it got down the line yeah so i immediately take down this video that these kids saw because i was like well frick that's why they think they can go out there is because of this video so right then and there she was like oh yeah they assume that you guys wouldn't have cameras out there because you just bought the land and you guys aren't living there yet they have no interest in coming to your house because you have security cameras okay thank you for which now we do have cameras we have cameras and we hired a security guard so now we're and i called the police department on you guys i called the cops and i was like wait does she have those names no these kids no well no they didn't know names but i called the police department i was like hey i just want to let you guys know that these kids in a grocery store are talking about breaking in to our place and taking stuff from us and the police officer goes okay we can closely survey the area now so y'all are dumb and also we have our cameras and we have cameras and we have cameras and we've got big old signs that say you're on camera and every time somebody walks past or the wind blows a tree too hard the camera goes off you know who's waiting on the other side of that camera don't don't tell them don't tell them who's waiting on the other side of the camera don't tell them all you gotta know is i promise you you don't want to be caught on the camera because if you think if you think that you can the tree keeps blowing and every time the tree blows the cameras go off like it's like i'm not getting i just got a message and said yeah i can't even say what it's said but all you gotta read it please you want to read it i i want to read it all you gotta know is you're getting got yeah just read the basic oh my god yeah so uh you don't you don't you don't definitely want to go there now but no but you definitely could hit a lick on it before is he behind the camera uh well there's multiple people but yeah that guy's killed people before and you know multiple being held at gunpoint type things what do you mean like i have a video of him holding two people no no i don't don't you gunpoint yeah did he kill him not those two but he had two of them at gunpoint on the ground when they trespassed it was security footage of him doing because they were they were trying to steal from y'all's place yeah well all right my yeah another place yeah not our place but another place and he caught them and he held them gunpoint at gunpoint yeah another place we have not that one yeah so he's killed somebody before why do you say i'm like excited wait wait no actually have y'all killed she's like no i've never what we have not killed anybody but if you come if you were like break i'm literally telling y'all right now like even are you sure harper you think no even if like teenagers were like just trying to like mess with us and like try to scare me like i like like i'm feared for that i'm scared that kids are gonna like come try to mess with us one day and i will kill them on accident and then i'm gonna be on trial for murder because i'm scared wait did he not go on trial for murder no okay we're moving on to other people i just want to say i'm scared of you guys i'm scared of you guys i'm scared of you didn't go on trial david did you guys see the david stuff david yeah david celeste yes that was last year yeah that was a long time ago he just got like convicted i think really just got convicted obviously he got convicted he like chopped a girl up and everything like more information came out wait is it the rapper that harper was talking about in his song he was like talking about him killing her yes yeah that's crazy i don't know why he wrote a song about it what is that i don't know a whole lot well it was on a cruise ship i know yeah and now and i don't know why we let them down sink it to the bottom titanic part two why did we let them off seriously because they're humans like if you were stuck on a cruise no no i want you to really think about it cruise ship 40 50 people on there okay billions of people on the earth billions i think we could have just sent them to like you know survivor the tv show what about that island obviously we'll give them food medical stuff all the stuff they need but we gotta wait till the is kind of bold to dock to the mainland like even if i i'll be honest even if i was the one sick with hantabites i'd be like no don't dock the shit to infect the world obviously life is all about making decisions sometimes you make questionable ones like buying a new tv that's too big for the wall because the electronics store employee was a little too good at their job then sometimes you make great ones like protecting your home and auto with progressive you get customized cover options so you can be sure you have the right coverage get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states it probably was like man-made government planted they had to dock the ship so that they could spread the virus kate is going on conspiracy theories yeah american government please don't kill me if i found out your little secret yeah there's even new stuff about aliens coming out y'all see that no there's like some high up people saying that they saw lizard people lizard people somebody's at our front door the american government's here for me somebody's at our front door wait imagine they're like listening through the speakers phone they're like kate baker get her now now yeah apparently there's salesmen i think government people that have i see going to answer i don't know i've been having some sort of meetings yeah i think it's government people and saying that there's stuff that's going to come out and they're interdimensional beings one person described them as like lizard people what yeah a lot of like christian people are saying that they think it's like some sort of like demons that they've captured or something i don't even know oh my gosh that's a conspiracy theory but no didn't they say the hantavirus was just made by like not made but the people on the ship contracted it by a rat that was on board that had it harper that sounds fake are you milking that thing no no i no no no she's milking it or gushing it whatever that was a pretty one too i'm sorry i had a hole in it and i just can't let it get dirty you're putting it in our cup our pretty cup yeah it's filled with pretty juice oh was it a salesperson yeah you decided to bring the dogs with you uh but i do know how to perform surgery to make it like still stay normal yeah not like hurt yeah well that was a pretty one maybe we should stop trying to pop our dumplings these things are kind of a delicacy right now we need to uh don't let her eat that chemical it'll kill her no but the hantavirus the rat they say that a rat on board got it a rat on board got it i ain't never seen a rat on board of anything that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying it's government planted you want to know a good idea um or well a idea i already have so basically um for pc which is my performance course group which i do for uh school and it's like my workout group um or wednesday is our last day and we get a theme like use a theme and our names are called the hanta hotties and i'm dressed up as a rat my friends oh my god no my friends dressed up as a cruise ship and then the other four people are dressed up as germs um so yeah that's all you're performing a dance what are you doing no we're just like trying to we're working on costumes yeah yeah i see you what did i just say costumes costumes hey guys i have uh something very exciting what's up what what do you have did you buy me a house no i did not buy you a house but uh i did as you guys probably known there is there's something in the air there's something in the air what's wrong with honey look at her she just keeps licking the air oh my gosh what's wrong with her what is she doing she's been doing it for a minute too what is she doing no stop kate let her do it let her do it what is she eating something what is she eating what is she doing she's eating air extra why is she doing that she was like honey come here no no no get your hantavirus to me go away get your hantavirus okay yeah y'all go away all right anyways uh as you guys probably know there is a bag behind me that i brought and i carry presents for us claws every present you give me is offensive and it pops you know what i think yeah this is not that okay is it that no it's not can you guys go away go shoot go go away doggies okay great kate please sit down yeah i just ate dumplings the doggies i wish that they could just be normal and sit okay man i could eat a dumpling right now so like a chocolate if you guys think you know what i got you don't say i have two so it honestly each couch can open one i guess okay uh there you guys go oh what did you get us and actually there you go i don't know what this is now wait don't open them yet okay wait let me go here let harper open it well it could be a team thing okay let harper open it you know what do we both get the same thing wait see everybody's always like couch chairs hey everybody's always like cash is not sweet to the girls cash isn't sweet to the girls look at me now huh they also say that about me look at me now i got them gifts you could you could can we open our gift now do you girls agree i'm like the sweetest now can you help me open it it depends on what the gift is do you guys agree it depends on what the gift is i think you're really the same thing really nice man thanks harper do you think i'm nice even though you didn't get me anything can i open it yeah yeah open it wait do we have to open it at the same time wait wait yeah yeah let me see the key to cut it then wait make sure you got it wait wait no no don't look at it you're gonna you're gonna see your little peeker i can't peek uh here's my key start an animal is it i hope not mav stop i hope it's not an animal if he brought us the haunted virus rat i'm gonna be so mad stop don't look maverick please okay so am i the sweetest or what guys probably not okay we do have to like kind of crack it over here oh my gosh here i'll take some here oh you're gonna stab me okay ready wait no yeah can i have my keys just so we can you know in case it's something bad all right ready wait why are you back hey go go oh this is this is so exciting okay all right ready three wait wait what is it what do you guys think it is i have no wait let's open it but don't look wait wait wait wait wait it's guesses an animal i think i don't know a glitter dumpling wait is it a snack to try did you bring us like your favorite snack you project y'all y'all are so off just open it three two one go come on matt you can open it too what the bubble wrap a letter wait it comes with a letter wait wait wait read the letter oh okay no what is it no way only a year later i'm so excited wait wait oh my gosh it says congratulations on your win at the 2025 kids choice awards i could cry please find your kids choice award our signature blimp that doubles as a kaleidoscope the kids choice awards is still the only event that gives kids the power to vote for their favorite movies music tv and more when winners were determined during a nationwide no one's here anything kate harper's really laughing right now i'm so excited this is our name no way kids choice award 2020 2025 favorite podcast ll podcast oh my gosh oh wait we gotta look through it oh my gosh oh my gosh there's 20 noah's wow we got our first trophy yeah this is so wait i can't believe we have it wait have you held it yet this is so yeah yeah i have wait you unboxed it uh what we totally do not have three of these oh my goodness y'all three yeah i opened it like six months ago and i keep forgetting to bring them on the phone oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i keep forgetting every time we shoot i forget this is crazy this is okay are you joking awards no i'm not joking every time we shoot i always forget to wait do we actually have three of them yeah we yeah we have three what reason did they give us three my dad talked to them i'm pretty sure yeah no i saw harper's dad of the kids choice awards after we won he was like five of them yeah he was like hey we need multiple well we have one three no we actually got enough because yeah we got one for each couple in harvard one for each other wait zoom in zoom into this hey we did it right that's so exciting hey and then this is a telescope thing that you can go a kaleidoscope that you can look through remember at the kids resource awards with sabrina carmen was like thank you for this award and she had like 20 behind her she had like no makeup thank you i mean this is crazy i like growing up this thing was just like no it was like untouchable no look guys we gotta put this on our set like this is a dream no we can't this is a dream i'm not even kidding unfortunately it can't freak it out it'll get messed up it's got to go on the awards shelf yeah also uh oh guys kids choice awards is happening again this year so you guys should all like go spam their comments or whatever and tell them to have us back or maybe all that maybe one day if i get big in the next six months i could become the creator female creator or perform there okay you should try to perform no no no to become the the the it's okay harper once i make my country music song hey yeah wait seriously guys you guys should go tell nickelodeon on their instagram and all that uh to have us on everybody should go spam them because and we should actually become give a speech this time yeah because i think if there's stop stop she's just she's just grooming herself that is only like i'm so wait can i see it because i'm pretty sure if there's another kids choice awards on best podcast oh wait yeah for those of you that don't know we won best podcast award that's yes it's kids choice awards 2025 favorite podcast lol podcast yeah so if you guys spam them tell them to have a podcast award again and to enter us because i'm pretty sure we could win it again if you guys stand with us we won last time because you guys voted for us thank you guys so much we could win two years in a row oh my gosh wait yeah there are people that are really like bad yeah they get a lot of them yeah but not me this is crazy i can't believe this is real stella we got a kids choice award i can't believe we won this i can't believe we won this i can't believe it's been here for six months and you didn't tell us yeah i do i mean my brain is just ow ow his brain is even worse now yeah i mean i'm so shocked you know what's so sad is kids choice um i'm pretty sure usually is hold on can we do something about this here stella go downstairs go this is going downstairs cool he's going go home go home dude honey just listens to whatever stella does she's like yeah we should get out of here no but i wish you guys really did you guys remember being kids looking at kids choice awards and seeing people yes no i always saw people getting slimed i was like that has to be me one day and then we we did low-key get slimed at the kids choice award and we were unprepared so our like 500 dresses were destroyed but why have a 500 dress if you don't want it to get destroyed no i i went in there i was like we could get destroyed this goes for like two thousand those were gifts though yeah y'all didn't buy them no oh no guys i'm so shocked this is so cool not a lot of people get to win kids choice words in their lives not a lot of people get a hold of kids choice awards like i i wanted to hold on that at the anna's family house when i was too scared to ask oh when we were there i mean i can't wait yeah you know what's so sad is with the kids choice awards was in june and they were supposed to do it again like in june you would expect okay one year later now they're not doing it till november this year i know so that gives me more time to yeah to do something no but you guys yeah you guys should go tell kids choice to have a spot did they announce it yeah november oh yeah so it'll be a while yeah go tell them to have us back i know i really want to win two years in a row that'd be epic so fun oh my gosh this is so crazy and again and again wow thank you guys so much i can't believe we have this you guys don't think we should put it on the set no it's good i think we should put it wherever the people want oh my gosh hear me out look we wouldn't have this you you can put yours in the hole i'm not putting glass case yes we put glass right here and it just sits it's gonna get broken and then i'll be mad when wait so when y'all move out are y'all keeping this house uh maybe i don't know because what about our set well we'll move it this is a fake wall we can take it with us or we might build like a little film studio there or something i don't know it's never gonna happen harper we'll be here for the rest of our lives we're never gonna have children i'm gonna die just married and no kids just married just someone's wife do you have the one the other one downstairs yeah i'll get the other one wait i can't believe we have this it doesn't seem real okay you didn't know about these no i had no clue did you know about this i had no idea either why did you keep these i'm pretty sure he's lying i think they came in today they probably did i i don't think he's had them for six months no i don't think i think he's totally capping the dogs he's abusing they're being devious you got you got you got that was that was look at her she's being so devious okay yeah and as you guys can see here's the third one here's the third one we have let's clink it wait clink them clink them what she said clink it yeah i wouldn't clink it wow this is so cool oh man wow i'm like shocked is there a clink on here is there a clink on there whatever they all are saying we should all take a photo for the podcast yes yeah go ahead smile on your camera wait take a screenshot no i can't believe we won one and it took a year but it's here like we actually i'm not gonna lie we thought this was never gonna come in we were like we won but like there's no they're being so devious down there eh stella stop what did they just get into maybe maybe we should go put them somewhere right now yeah maybe everybody take a selfie hey just pause real quick we gotta let the dogs out oh my gosh what oh my gosh oh gosh oh and we're back okay kinsey's got another package oh my gosh another one what is it if it's another reward i'm gonna flip oh my gosh wait that's so funny what is it what what is it is this a promo what is this oh my gosh wait can you open her is that a book in books wait it's so pretty this is so cool how much was this we don't have to talk about that how much was that thrown of glass yes oh that's so exciting how much was that bookshelf oh we put up bookshelves this week kinsey maybe that's where we should put our blimps yeah in our bookshelves next to our other trophies how much this thing is like 50 pounds don't worry about uh how much was i actually saved money she did you're welcome because that doesn't answer how much it was each of these books at barnes and noble they are taxing because i just spent 35 dollars your microphone books the other day i spent 35 on one of these books the other day okay and i'm returning it and each of these is 16 so total is like one so it would have been 35 for each or 16 for each it would have been like 300 that's insane but i spent 125 why didn't you just buy one book at a time because then you over time you spend that 300 but what if you never finish the series but what if i like book two what if i like book two you're like i don't like this now no i am gonna like the series everyone everyone in the world likes the series can you take a can you take a selfie wait no no a selfie of all of us also look this is kind of an award too oh wait what is that i'm a writing girl now i'm coming for you brooke monk and your time every one of your kids choice but look i bought it doesn't even matter i bought socks guys talking about our socks hold on take it okay you're not being a supportive husband you literally took it when we weren't even looking it was a test shot i'm talking about holding on farther from your face hey let me see let me see wait harper send that to me everybody squeeze in that's so cute my face looks wide as frick on the edge wait send it to me and then we need to pop it up on screen yeah pop it up on this i look like a semi-truck head i think it's flawed the other way around i think it's flawed the other way around let me send it to the uh bro looks like the bro looks like the um said the sloth hey i got a question for you guys okay and you got to think about it don't just be like oh because you got to think about it is this the blue button red button yes okay okay have you guys heard of that no no one harper you no okay how have you guys not heard of this i'm pretty sure mr beast posted this okay there is a red button and a blue button i forget which one's but we'll just say the blue button the blue button the blue button the blue button the blue button the blue button the blue button if you press it everyone in the world gets to live the red button if you press it you get to live now everyone in the world is going to vote at the same time everyone's going to either press blue button which means everyone lives or red button which means they live now whichever one wins the vote is what happens so if everyone passes blue everyone's good everyone lives if everyone presses red only the people that press the red button get to live which one are you pressing blue okay kate uh probably red because it sounds like there's still going to be a society okay sorry so if you press the blue button the society of selfish people no wait wait wait wait wait wait what are you saying sorry so if you press the blue button nobody lives no if you press the blue button everyone in the world lives but if one person presses the red button no if the vote outweighs the majority yeah if uh if the majority of the people vote red then only the people that press red live if the majority of people vote blue actually no i'd press blue because i think the majority of people i have faith that people are gonna pick blue i do oh my gosh you guys are stupid what do you mean what why would people pick red oh my god i never understood it you always pick red well no because then this is why this is a question because oh my gosh because you're saying if the if you pick red you live no matter what yeah but if you pick blue you can save a lot of people but if everyone just picks red and uses their brain cells everyone lives but i'm picking blue if everyone picks red everyone's not gonna pick red you already know that so just pick blue man no if you pick red you live whether you win the vote or lose the vote yes and if you put blue and somehow red wins you're dead yes but blue a lot of people are going to pick blue you know a lot of people are going to pick blue but you want which means you know a lot of people are going to pick blue yeah if you hit the red button a real situation now you have to live without kate because she picked blue no if everyone knows if everyone uses their brain cells red if everyone uses their brain cells and clicks red you live if you're not a selfish human being pick blue and then everyone gets to live no yes but then you're taking a risk at your own life for no reason no i don't want to live here with a bunch of selfish people no but i will pick blue and if i die oh well i don't want to live with them no it's not like that it's more of like what idiots would choose the blue one if everyone presses red everyone lives or if everyone presses blue everyone lives yeah yeah but if everyone presses brain cells yeah now do you want to access press literally and then there's a bunch of selfish people on some continent that all press red and they're like we're overpopulated here we're pressing red and then they kill you i mean it would have to be a lot of boys ready to be a hundred percent safe no matter what and press the red one well you'd rather be a hundred percent safe here's the thing is by trying to be a hundred percent safe and saving your own skin you're gonna kill a bunch of people no they're killing themselves by being an idiot and pressing the wrong button no i don't want to live here five-year-old is in there what about he's pressing kill people 18 plus 18 plus we need northwest on the pod what northwest she's welcome she's opening my way why are you in a floaty summer i don't know the chairs are getting i like i'm so in shock like this is so surreal like this is crazy like how do we actually do this can i have that floaty when you're done uh what are you gonna do with it float where in the pool okay here's my here's my second question okay that i was gonna ask it's kind of similar to the first one but this one is even better because i made it up myself okay okay you can ask your question but then i have to ask you a question okay there is a roulette wheel harper do you know what that is oh yes uh roulette where you get the gun yes just thinking of russian roulette oh no you know who's also pretty big that's a barrett yeah yeah yeah she's like yeah yeah okay so do you know she's like yeah with a y then we should get her on the podcast do you know whatever that wheel is yes i do what is it um it's like russian roulette okay um so it's not anything like that actually russian roulette is not the same without a gun okay we're gonna get copyrighted no it's a it's a it's a wheel and it has 36 numbers on it and she is not listening i am i promise you need to because your life has 36 letters on it and you roll a marble on it how does that 36 numbers numbers get yourself together don't break and the marble lands in one of the numbers and you pretty much have one in 36 odds of hitting so if there is a roulette wheel with 100 numbers on it okay and as long as you don't hit the one number you pick you win a billion dollars but if it lands on the one number that you picked you die are you spinning the wheel yes you have a 99 chance of not hitting that number and you win a billion dollars you have a one percent chance of hitting that number and you die with my luck i actually wouldn't do it because there's no way i i know that i would land on that one number are you doing it uh right yeah second yeah i think i'm spinning it yeah i've played roulette a lot it never hits the number the one number just never dies but if it hits it you're dead wait do y'all want to try how much do you win we don't really have how much i have a wheel i can make a billion i think i'd do it for humanity kinsey i'd probably do it at this point in my life no what does that mean at this point life is so i don't want to die without kids you're saying when she's 50 she might spend that yeah when i'm 50 i'll spin the wheel oh yeah i guess if you 90 yeah yeah put it on how many do i need to create 100 yeah you 90 you're like 50 50 i'll take the chances 50 50. kate are you spinning it um yeah let's spin the wheel and see what we would have gotten we did that at lunch and actually uh mikey died oh yeah he died he exploded he was the one he was like we were like okay what if it was one of us this table that died he was like i'll do it and i was like what if it was a 50 50 odd but one of us the table died he's like yeah i'll do it i'll spin the wheel what the and then of course he spins and he dies pay because if you spin it it lands on your number you explode and then mikey exploded yeah it was one in 36 yeah that was one in 36 i mean he i can't believe he died wait how many numbers should i do do 36 numbers why 36 because that's how many over that wheel actually has 14 did you include the zeros you can do 37 if you want there's a double zero only on weird ones all american ones right 17 okay uh cut to when harper has the wheel ready all right harper has her numbers done all right how many numbers do you have on there wait hold on let me make sure i didn't remove any i have 36 numbers on here okay everybody pick one number if you want you can pick the same number of someone too you can do whatever you want i'm picking number one okay spin it wait let's do cash first spin it no no everybody this no no one at a time okay number one number one see what i wait are you screen recording no oh my gosh well my phone's gonna die could literally explode right now you'll survive i could explode my phone's at six oh you're fine it'll go it'll go quick okay yours is number one all right number one as long as it does not land on number one i win a billion dollars if it lands on number one i die okay you have to spin it one more time no no wait what did it land on well this was the nine number nine nine yes because it started on one you can no it didn't okay i lived mav what's your number don't remove it okay okay my number oh it's not about to go i'm gonna go my god just say a number yeah you're not really gonna die if it lands on this number you'll be okay 19 no way it lands on 19 19 it's an odd one all right here we go 19 it takes a while 34 all right okay you want to go next yeah okay what pick a number 34 yeah okay you're picking 34 why 34 it just landed on 34 so i'm gonna do it again it's spinning if it lands on 34 you die right now we have two billion dollars and we're all good 12 wow three billion dollars i almost said 12 okay i'm doing number oh you go you go are you sure okay number four number four is you yeah for a billion dollars this is mav we're billionaires no oh no no it's kind of close number six i'm gonna go 27 27 oh that's my least favorite number it adds up it adds up to nine why is that bad just ocd bad number oh yeah 32 all right wow and we would have five billion dollars right now that would be nice yeah nobody exploded that would have been a huge win that would have been a dub now if there's a hundred on there i'm definitely taking wait cash did you go yeah yeah i chose one and the mad one made a respin i think we should respin his because it was we're not really spinning me man let's try one more time what what number ah i really want you to explode yeah they just want me to die no no you pick one yes i pick one ah go it was close look they want you to explode so bad it was seven fine you know what seven twice you know what give me one to 15 you want one to 15 yeah for 10 billion okay for no 20 20 lands on a number in between 1 and 15 you explode and die yeah and if it lands on above 15 i get 15 billion dollars 15 to 20 billion you have 15 numbers what one do you're picking 1 to 15 1 to 15 yeah it has to land on 1 to 15 he's saying he's choosing the number 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 i just deleted all of them he's choosing all of them to 15 she said i just deleted all of them oh all of them to 15 well i accidentally deleted them so six so how many do you have now i have to pick one single number cash so if it's under seven if it's seven or under this is too complicated this is for 20 to 20 million dollars 20 and how many numbers are there 15 so you can pick one number uh no i will do seven one two seven one two seven for seven billion one two three four five six seven if it's one two three four five six or seven you die fine 20 billion one to seven if it's under one or seven you die yep so if it's eight or above i get 20 billion dollars 20 billion i'll take the risk i'm a lucky man yeah and you died i died oh my gosh did you screen record it no no but you died how do we even know this is true because it's a three screen record it i'll you got a screen now you got to screen record it so we can do a real spin my phone is glitching okay well upgrade i guess it's about to die that's why sorry right yeah right i feel like i should decorate my blimp for christmas and everything you could bedazzle you could bedazzle him it's good he he told me not to mess with it i did i wait y'all should bedazzle it what's wrong no i'm not gonna bedazzle what's wrong i was gonna say cash and bedazzle it but i can't bedazzle it why not a little bit classic well yeah then it's like not as iconic it would look kind of cheap if you bedazzle it i'll be honest if i had if we had an extra one i'd bedazzle it but we don't okay guys well thank you guys so much for watching this episode i don't know what harper's doing and thank you for the nickelodeon kids choice award blimp you guys should go spend their comments on instagram we're gonna go check out all the links in the description box below and i'll see you guys in the next episode of the progressive accident response the only thing worse than someone you love being in an accident is not being able to help them so progressive is here to help when you can't so get peace of mind knowing your loved ones are protected with progressive's accident response learn more at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates limited availability in california driver is responsible for emergency and towing charges not covered by the policy coverage subject to policy terms and conditions as we see you next time on the progressive accident response you 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