..no, seriously, Epstein didn't kill himself.

I go to bed on that last LA game before the break. Yeah. And LeBron isn't playing. But Bronny is. And I'm just like these motherfuckers. It's so funny. You say that because I was watching and I was watching Brian Windhorst on, uh, Rich on Rich Eisen's show. And he was talking about he's like, the jazz were up 17 the other night. And I was like, this is exactly the game. I was talking about what he's like. And then they pull all the starters. And then he says the best thing ever goes. And then the coach just literally stands on the side with his hands in his pocket with a whole fourth quarter. It doesn't call one time out. And I was like, this cock sucker. I was like, it's so basketball is the worst. The worst. I, that's my first topic. I think my idea works. Where it doesn't matter if you finish like, I swear to God, that's the way it used to be where everyone in the bottom, whatever, quarter got the same. I forget how it used to be to be fair. Well, no, it used to be where you get a certain amount more picks, right? Draws at the, yeah, you got to hire percentage. You have more balls in the, my idea, come on, is this if you finish outside the playoffs, it doesn't matter if you're dead last or just outside the playoffs, all those teams have the same chance. There's like, there's like 15 teams in the NBA right now all tanking on purpose to get the, the top rookie pick, the top pick in the top. So that's good. If you know, well, you bet against them. Well, but they make the odds, fucking terrible to bet against everyone knows it's not, I mean, not really. He's right. Under, we should be betting under like, it's also it's like, um, but they'll put it around the corner. And they'll hit fucking 42. No, he won't. If there's 15 teams, number one has the best, the worst team, 15 of the 15 teams has the best chance of getting the first round. Yeah, it gets like whatever, 10 balls. And then the, it's funny though, come on. It's like, I think you're like pulling balls out of a cage. Like you said, you can't remember what the whole thing's stupid. I was actually thought we're going to talk about how stupid all start gamers. Oh, we're definitely, we'll start right there. Sure. Like you just can't be figured out. I feel like the dunk contest was just so, uh, I think they threw together everyone in the crowd got Gatorade signs of 10. The dunk contest was abysmal abysmal. Isn't it so funny that in the Super Bowl, they bet on color of the Gatorade that they're going to throw on you bet on everything. Something that that came in in my lifetime. This isn't racist. This isn't racist. This is the guy's name. Nijigba fucked me so bad in that fucking Super Bowl. I told you to take him under. I would have won like $800. The star receiver for the Seattle. Yeah, man. Well, you got to think in big games are going to shut down the biggest weapon. They didn't shut him down. They just didn't fucking pass to him. No, they shut him down and he dropped and he dropped a couple of. No, he let me know. They just gave the ball to what's his name every fucking time because they could not stop him. I told you barner over Cooper cup over in Jigba under those were my three. Like I just then for some reason I picked whatever bad bunny, bad buddy. He was a success. Are we recording? Yeah, we are. Yeah. Yeah. Bunny was a success better than the Super Bowl. Whatever show he put on. I was watching the kid rocking. I didn't see the. Yes. I don't understand Spanish. That was a hit and a miss. Oh, listening to people complain about the bad bunny. I'm just like you guys are fucking retarded. Boys, I was in Florida, the belly of the beast. You were in ground zero for the Super Bowl. Yeah. I guess you have the other country was in San Francisco. Listen, I was sitting on a poker table the night before the Super Bowl Saturday night. Super Bowl. And seven grown men at the poker table with me and all of them spent 20 minutes bitching and moaning about bad bunny. I'm definitely not watching that fucking bullshitt. If you're going to try and compete against the half time show, you have to put a little fucking effort into it. I don't know because I think it's just whatever the opposite is. Yeah. If you're in that extreme, it's what if that's what you're pushing, whatever my side is good enough for me. So yours is amazing. So ours is going to be dog shit. It's almost like a, well, it goes both ways. What do you mean? Sometimes the, the, the mega puts on the better part of the left. The left has never been a time when somebody put on a competing Super Bowl half time show. The NBA off star game is a tragedy. Don't try and get off the, no, you're not going to push off this topic just so quickly. No, right? We don't have to push off it. Kid rock. First of all, did you know it was pre-recorded? That's pretty sad. You cannot have a live event against a pre-recorded event. First of all, it's apples and oranges pre-recorded lip sync. Yeah. And he fucked up and you see him try and say why it. Oh, well, me and my DJ. No, no, we're not fucking stupid. They're all trying to gaslight us. Everybody on the right is a fucking is that so dumb. They believe everything we tell them. So I don't know. Come on. Are you guys so dumb that you believe everything they tell you? If you think I am them, you're retarded because I'm not American. Here's, these guys, I watch by bunny and enjoy it. So how am I down? Here's what I think happened. I think, like, first of all, they said they got four million concurrent viewers. Who did? JP USA. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, some bots. Oh, no, someone dug into it and they were like definitely botting. Now, that's fine. I think most people that were even angry about a Kamar didn't change the channel. They probably had TP USA on like an iPad or their phone watching that one while concurrently being angry at bad bunny, but the number is just like 135 million people. That's huge. But I believe like, I didn't even I didn't even occur to me to check out like I didn't. I heard that might be happening, but didn't think of it. No, but like I like I said, I agree with you. I was in a place where people were like, I'm not watching this half time show. But when you watch the Super Bowl, you guys just watch the half time show. Yeah. Of course. That takes a lot of effort to switch off of the Super Bowl to go to fucking what is that place called? TP USA. Keep in mind. What did you say? TP USA turning point. Turning point. Yeah. Keep in mind like my I watch it with my stepdad, my mom, their two friends who are like their age and Mary and the four older people were like, who the fuck is this guy? I can't understand a word of what's going on. Who are these people? It was a crazy production though. Oh, it was nuts. My big pushback is also like the guest. No, the who? Play the Super Bowl half time show. I went back and watched every they did this like montage of all the Super Bowl shows. But have you seen before Michael Jackson? They're so bad. They're like marching bands. So some some executive decide. Yeah. Yeah. That's an amazing to watch that evolution. Oh, it is. And to see us just being the consumer to. And listen, some of them are dog shit and some of them are pretty fucking amazing. And then after the nip slip things get a little like wonky, you know? Like I think that was when they had to start checking themselves. The peak for me was it was the Bengals and the 49ers. I think it in 94 maybe it's supposed to be a half time show in 3D. On behalf of Pepsi. I believe Madonna song made of come on Super Bowl anymore. But yeah, it is why what it was like bad mannequins just running around and don't really carry to all the son of Michael Jackson. This is one of the biggest shows on earth. I think something is stupid because it half time is supposed to be 15 minutes. And they set up the take down like it sort of makes the game not official. That makes sense. Every other game is played away. I see what you're saying. Yes, but it also makes it a spectacle that no other game is. And the weekend, that's Canadian. So the nationality of the performer cannot be a yeah, that can't be a sticking point. And for me, is America. I don't even understand how they don't wrap that one. You know what it's weird too about that montage is even after Michael Jackson. So they have Michael Jackson. You think, okay, we're in the future now because they're doing things like having real stars on. And then they have like the four tops and Diana and you're like, are we going backwards in time? What is happening here? He was trying to sell something. Wasn't it? Was it just musical performance? There's some connection where Disney was in charge of the NFL or ABC or whoever was showing the games. So they are pushing all their stuff through. I think that was a guy I like Britney Spears was on. Well, Britney Spears, that would have been a big one. It was a big one. Yeah. Madonna was on twice. But there was a time where they were just trying to sell movies. Disney ABC Bob Eisner. Dude, here's the thing. No, we'll stay on the sewer roll for a second because the ads caught like a lot of the best one is I don't even know this selling. And that's good thing is with the Benz and so far down. I don't know what they're selling. Benz still hurt. Yeah. Just Benz. Just Ben stillers face when Benz and Boone does the flip and he's like, fuck this. Goes up to the top. That drops down. And then Benz and Boone's face when he looks over and sees him all through the table. But I have no idea what they were selling. Insurance. I'm so happy. No, no. So people were pissed because they're like, this is what the American economy is now it's just AI gambling and weight loss like that's all it is and I don't know if you caught it Because again I watched I got to you got to watch there I got to watch the US Next year I do that next year just to watch the commercials no for real So I'm gonna go to Florida because that's my neck topic No, cuz I thought about what like as soon as the commercial started I said it loud everyone Oh my god, we're watching like the real American feed like this is this is the best no bullshit commercials So I got to see it all dude, so ring Ring ran a an ad Where their whole deal was like every year in the US a million dogs disappear And then they were like ring finds one a day and then they went on to go to basically tell you we have We have cameras all over your neighborhood We can see every fucking thing in your neighbor. So all you satanic guys using dogs in your rituals were on to you Well, no, so no so there People online do the dogs go people online were like hold on your your argument here is that we're paying you guys To surveil us and you're only rescuing one dog a day 365 dogs a year like they're like this is not worth like a juice ain't worth the squeeze And hold on shouldn't they be solving like murders and shit everything? I mean, I love dogs But who the fuck cares what happens to the dogs they run away So I'm it happens. I don't know if you remember last year There was a huge gold heist at the Toronto airport Do you remember yeah, and they it took the months but dude they caught the guys using a string of ring cameras and highway cameras and I watch a lot of murder shows because my wife is obsessed with them. Yeah when they are hunting a Suspect there is not a dead zone anywhere between store cameras. Yes Ring cameras. They can track you from the second you murder that person to the second you dispose of the body Yeah, go ahead come on underground parking lot. Oh What's cameras? What's interesting a lot of cars have cameras on them like it's it's unbelievable how I remember movies in the 90s where they were like they're watching you using satellites and it was like did the CIA headquarters And they were like move the satellite. No for sure that too, but now it's like dude We just voluntarily were like what if we just put up three cameras at our house and you could just have like full like Do the amount of times that I see a video on Instagram where it's like someone has one in their living room And I'm like, why do you have a why do you because there's a camera in your fridge Matt? Why because no it's crazy I'm a locator, but what about the decoy locator? You send this on a bus and then you can do whatever you want then you can murder whoever you want I like come on Decoil locator he goes yeah, the key is you leave your phone on a bus and then you have no phone But you're free of the you've untethered yourself Then after you commit the murder you just go buy a new phone get back on that bus There's a fucking way that phone still there. Yeah, I'm with you. Dude. I'm yeah Can I interject for a second just about the last episode that we did because I meant to do it at the beginning Oh, but you yeah, yeah, so Matt told you all 12 listeners that I smoke crack that is not true. I just Put that out there immediately I've done a lot of drugs. I've never smoked What a great name for an episode though. I Greened out for the first time in my life. Yeah but I This this is perfect because he's tuned out all ready. He's gone. Yeah I'm okay. I did want to thank you. Yeah, because you were very nice when I was nodding out on the couch there I was like in and out of literally in an unconsciousness I thought I was having a heart attack like I had no idea what was going on. I was sweating. I like Filiens faint it was crazy and Hearing you you you're very nice and hearing you say that you've gone through it all before is the only thing that kept me from taking Myself to the hospital. I swear on my mother interesting. Yeah, you I don't want to thank so much You were kind of a dick. I could hear everything you were saying It's like you're the coma. I get told in dreams Taking a couple of taking a couple of steps forward. I get a call from our friend in Vancouver Okay, yeah, and he said I really have a bone to pick with you Because I made fun of you we were in a text chain where these two these two fucks were making fun of me for Greening out and I said oh thanks. I thought I was having a heart attack. Yeah, he greened out the next day Same symptoms and everything interesting. So that's what we call karma with a capital K That would have felt awful. I hate it when that happens. So something's coming your way boy Simon next time I wasn't joking If you had just gone in and thrown up like just force yourself to throw up you just got to I know it's a fighting thing I hate throwing up so much I just I hate it that I don't think I could have forced myself. It is it not a blessing. Yeah throwing up's the best No, aren't you not you're off? I am so clear headed you guys don't want to fuck with me Because they're in an argument. I'm gonna lose I was Speaking of Andrew will Did you guys see did you guys see the pseudo debate that him and Fuck Dave Smith Dave Smith had no Sorry have you already talked about Dave Smith does you're just gonna do this thing and and and the rules of debate at the point Yeah, I've seen clips of it and I I don't you haven't seen it. Oh, dude. We'll have I'll have to show you after because First of all, I mean he's such an asshole that Andrew guy, but he goes into every one of these debates so prepared He like knows what the other guy's gonna say before he says it. So Dave is trying to like argue with him. He's getting caught in all these like traps that Andrew has set for him and at one point He just looks at his producer Dave Smith and his like Let's just end this because nobody wants to hear this like he just wanted to get out of it so bad I guess it's an oh and on days. It was pretty gross. I w But I I look at more like I don't know Is I don't find it entertaining or useless? I mean I see it is it with a Talking about a point you believe in you're like yeah, get it. Whatever about and maybe if I gave a fuck about like he was trying They were trying to talk about the argument was Can you if could you have sex with your sister if there was no risk of Inpregnating her so take it even having because it's a libertarian libertarian Can we agree on this it's it's game You know what I mean it's like no Gay you said he said I'm as a trap. You have to agree to this yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So he already knows that Dave what Dave Smith is gonna say Because he's had this argument with not Dave Smith but another Only fans more yeah, yeah, well no because he debates a lot of liberal people the fact that he goes on joking But he's always on the whatever podcast and the fact that he goes on that podcast takes all his credibility away Because do you think I give a fuck whether you can win an argument again some thought? Well, I know if you hear if you hear him He was on this podcast talking about how he was sort of in his thrust into this position You know what I mean and again, we have the problem If you do something and you start it generates views you start making money Yeah, and I know we're not supposed to talk about Joe But I'm just gonna you brought it up live something right here. I'm just gonna throw this out there because when he was on Joe's podcast This is classic right like they have a three-hour Interview and not once does Joe ever mention the fact that this guy spends three quarters of his time arguing with half naked women on Like that show is so dumb. Oh, it's terrible. It's so fucking bad the fact that it the fact that it finds my algorithm is Disappointing it also finds my algorithm. Yeah, I know and I'm sure it finds His algorithm which tells you that there's a fucking problem, but nobody it's it's it's Famed intention is noble right? Go on this idea is to stop girls from being only fans models fuck that's not your job bitch So it isn't it isn't not but not you. Hey, no, but that's the whole that's the whole thing Yeah, but that is this side is you should have a family and and and believe in God That's not the point the point is to bring on these girls with questionable morals and embarrass them Which is which is fine if you have nothing better to do with your time But why do you fucking care like look because the view rates go up? Yes, I know, but what I'm saying is Look, I don't agree that all these women should have only fans accounts I think it's kind of gross, but I would never spend my time arguing with them about it get a fucking life Unless you start to make your money and then you would I 100% You didn't we weren't talking about money. I understand you all fire right now. So um Andrew Wilson leads me to last week Roger Avery returned to the Joe Rogan show. Who the fuck is Roger Avery? He went to our team. I was a part of that. He went to our team. He is a real fucking cocksucker that guy. Oh, I love him and he came hard with Flat Earth. Oh, is he for Flat Earth? He is. Okay, I kind of like that. But he came in from a position of experientially. Everything he's experienced up to this day has been a Flat Earth. There's nothing I have experienced that could tell me that it's different. We'll come back to Flat Earth in one sec. My problem with that Avery guy is he's so fucking opinionated. Go on. And nobody knows who the fuck he is. I've never heard of him before. Like, I've heard a Quentin Tarantino, but I've never heard of this fucking guy. And what does that say about us? Well, it says that he's a no-body. Killing Zoe is an amazing movie. Let's fuck it up. I'm killing Zoe. Which one was that? It was the European Bank Robber movie. It's really crazy. Again, yes, you're right. Everybody is entitled to their opinion. I guess my point is don't come out and bash every single movie that Joe brings up. Like you are the fucking doyen of cinema. You're just the fucking sidekick to fucking. Well, Quentin Tarantino, who arguably isn't even that fucking great. He is in a position to be nobody and somebody. He's made some good movies, Matt, and he's made some bad movies. But when he trashes something, he articulates it. Okay, he's really fucking good, but I don't like this Avery guy. That's fine, but I was like named two directors better than Quentin Tarantino. It seems he's pretty fucking good. Avery is just able to speak his mind because he is nobody. Yeah, maybe. And that's the beauty of us. There's nobody listens so we can say whatever the fuck we want. Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. But he's in a cafe. Another great name for a word. We're actually right in known for a pulp fiction. And so his opinion matters more than yours. No. Okay. No. Anyways, he was just saying Joe push back. And he and it's so interesting when one as I can relate to goes down that road of all these proofs. For proof, you need a disproof. Joe pushed the back on Flat Earth. You're saying? Yeah, he was defending. Oh, that's good. Because let's get to, let's get to like the meat of the week. Pan Bondy. Oh, sure. We'll get to the half. She's down the line a bit. I mean, Joe really had like a who's who of Epstein people on his show. Like it's of people who have been on the island. I'll agree to that. Oh, yeah. Since the million files came out or just in our lifetime. Hold on a sec. No, no, no. This is all post Joe stuff. Why? Because that's what we do in the post Joe. Okay, we'll talk about it because listen. No, no, we'll talk about the post Joe Joe talking about fucking less waxener. Like it was the first time he's ever heard about him is the most disingenuous shit I've ever heard. Like it's a revelation that Wesner was. David for the post Joe was. Was accomplice with Epstein. He funded. Have you seen the Steve Bannon Epstein? Of course. I have. And we think Steve Bannon should be in fucking jail. He is in jail, isn't he? No, he went to jail for some bullshit. Oh, wait. Everyone should be in jail. So don't do that. Don't do that. He should be in jail. If it's all come out. You're about to be eating babies and nothing's happening. Are you Brian Callan? Why? You didn't see Brian Callan sticking up for the people on the Epstein list. You guys think something's going to happen? No, I think no. Yes, I fucking do. So you're you're QAnon. Like the truth is coming sort of thing. Well, no, I think when you see Pam Bondy having to defend herself instead in front of Congress, or what was that? It was a congressional here. Congressional. Well, whatever. Maybe whatever the fuck it was, that's a step in the right direction. I mean, the fact that one of them actually said, I think you just purge it yourself in front of all of us. And it's on record like 25 times. But that brings the house of cards down. No, well, no, but I think we just live in this bad world. Listen, people are going to be held accountable. They're redacting, they're unredacting the names that were that were redacted. That's a step in the right direction. Dude, I heard the funniest thing where they're like, so Trump was named over a million times in the Epstein files. Shouldn't we just call them the Trump files featuring Epstein at this point? Well, I think Jeffrey Epstein's name is in the more than anyone's, but he's over a million times. Try to do that as an editorial. And I don't think they're being like facetious when they say that. Is there anyone who's like feeling left out? Look, I was there. Like, they haven't seen my name. I mean, it's funny that Elon Musk is like putting out all these tweets about like, oh, listen, if I wanted to party with young girls, I could just go party with young girls. It's like, well, that's not you. You saw the email chain between where he's like, please come to Kitty fuck Island. What what day is the best day to come to your island with the girls? Like, this is fucking insane. Yeah. And no one cares. What are you talking? What are you talking about? Nobody cares if if if if you were to stop 10 people on the street right now, my mom thought that they were all of Washington was raping children to eat of them. I'm sure she'd be upset. I'm sure a lot of people have said, but no one actually believes that even though this appears to be the case. Like, I brought it up and Joe Rogan, the guy screaming in the airport or that was on average. Simon, I brought in watch the. I brought it up in front of like my step to add and he was he like scoffed at me. Well, come on when when this shit is now going in front of these congressional committees, like people have to start opening their eyes. They're not doing this for shits and giggles. I think so show because they're all doing it right. There's been our whole. You're either on the list or you're not in on the list. You're either in the file or you're not in the file. Not everybody in the world is in the file. I suppose his Marjorie Taylor Green has got her hands clean. I don't know, but no one cares. Carnies in the file. I mean, here's what's interesting is. Carnie went to the island. No, his name's in a lot of people's names come up and that doesn't that's all the same thing. John Stewart's name came up because they said we should invite John Stewart to be a comedian at one of our parties. That doesn't mean shit. The amount of time the word goyam is in there is fucking stunning. Goyam. Like non Jew. You didn't you have it. Oh, you were really young. Yeah, that's the new N word, right? Simon, I have there's a back in this is insane. The former NBA commissioner David Stern. That's what you were talking about. Yeah, I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. There's a back and forth between David Stern and Epstein where Epstein is like David Stern's like I'd like to come up. And Epstein goes you can wait in the lobby and he goes I'm not waiting in the lobby with these goyam. And Epstein's like you're going to wait in the lobby. Dude, I'm not kidding. Simon, there's the word goyam is like you should see the Google search on it now. The word goyam was searched more than it's ever been searched on Google over the last two weeks. So what's your point though that there are a lot of Jews in the files? No, that all of them Epstein and all of his like all of them are they call us goyam. Well, I call you goyam too. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, I see what you're saying. But I mean, that's just like what Jews call non Jews. One brother calls it other brother. In any event. I mean, that's a pretty interesting defend. It's different. Why I don't I'm sorry, I'm totally missing your I'm not not as a Jew person. I'm totally missing your point here. Why is goyam a bad like like that's just look David Silver saying that that's a little. Well, it's very simple. Simon, if there is a back and forth between me and a bunch of my friends and the end bomb was being dropped relentlessly. It's not the same at all. Really? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Goyam is just a name for non Jewish people. It's not a really doesn't mean like dog or less than not that I know, not that I know. Maybe it does. I guess it depends on what dictionary you say. I'm not going to sit in a lobby with these. If you're using the Aryan Webster dictionary, maybe. Well, that's what you're saying. I don't want to sit out there with a bunch of non Jews. It was math point. Everyone's it seems like it's rotten to the core since like people who said he was involved in a ran contra Jeffrey Epstein. So. I mean, according to the Jewish internet, it even says it's occasionally pejorative occasionally. A lot of things are occasionally. It's in the Epstein files and these seem to be not very favorable. So I would assume that when they're like these fucking goyam, I'm not waiting in the lobby with them. That sounds pretty fucking when you add fucking in front of anything. Okay. I'm not waiting in the lobby with them. Like again, if I was emailing back and forth with Kamar and he was like, you can wait in the lobby. And I was like, this is a bunch of black guys in the lobby. I'm not waiting here with them. You'd be like, well, I would say I understand. Yeah, that's that's weird. Okay. So you understand that it's a bit. I was looking at it more like uh. Um, he thinks he's above the peasants. Well, he does, a, I know, but B, it's like, it's just interesting that like, Dershowitz was on Pierce Morgan the other day. It's been bringing up all the worst Jews. This isn't a Jewish thing Simon. See, a lot of things. You've been fucking, you've been, it's crazy that you're the conspiracy guy that you've done this to me. And now it's like, you've been brainwashed your whole life into being like, I can't, if anyone says anything bad about Israel or negative about Jews, it's anti-Semitic. And it's just like, dude, Dershowitz is a bad fucking dude. Agreed. And he was sitting on TV and he's like, everything they were saying, he's like, this is all made up. He's like, Jeffrey Epstein did not work with Israel, for Israel. He had no ties to Israel whatsoever. So he definitely worked for Israel and with Israel. Like, I'm with you on that. That's all I'm saying. I was just debating whether the fact that like, I've heard my dad use the word goyem and it wasn't to be derogatory towards anybody. It was just to say that this guy is Jewish or this guy isn't Jewish. - The way they're using it doesn't seem like it's just like non-Jews. - I just wouldn't equate it to the N word. I think that's going a little bit far. It's just you words. - Let's call it a fight. - Just start reading through them and you're gonna be like, they're clearly saying it in like a fuck these people sort of nose up way. Clearly. - Listen, I, and all I'm saying is this, Israel is sitting here just like Charlie Kirk being like, just so you guys know, this guy definitely didn't work for us. There's no fucking way this guy worked for us. We wouldn't have a, we wouldn't have a, listen, decade honey pot. - Israel came out and said that about three years before Epstein ever got arrested the first time. You know this guy, Jeffrey Epstein, you'd never heard of him? Definitely didn't work for us. - And do these photos floating around of him and Tel Aviv? - Okay, listen, they're like. - I'm greenin' out. - No. - This isn't a, I gotcha moment because I'm in agreement. There's no doubt that Israel was involved in, - No, but he's alive, right? - With Epstein. - That he's alive? - Yeah, he's a, I mean, who knows? It would have been just as easy to kill him. It kinda, listen, he's of no use to them anymore. - I know, but do you know that when, - I mean, it's those agencies, do you know that when they moved the body, they had like a decoy truck leave? That's just so people couldn't follow where the body was. - Yeah, but who get, it's a body, it's a dead body. You're not moving a live person. You don't need any secrecy. Why? And like when you add up, and here's the thing, when you add up all the coincidental shit, they never found the news, the cameras were coincidentally off. - I'll play this out with you. - Yeah. - Of what purpose would they have to keep Jeffrey Epstein alive? - I have dirt on all of you. I'm gonna walk out of here tonight. All the more reason to kill him. - Yeah, but again, you have, so Galein's still alive. She has the same amount of dirt. - And we'll see what happens to Galein. I mean, listen, I wish you're the best, but we'll see what happens. - What's happened? - She has a sweetheart deal, and she's talking about talking now for clemency. So she's gonna name five people, and they're gonna go, "You can walk for free on this forever." And then where's she gonna go? Probably to Israel, and then she's gonna sit on a beach with fucking Jeffrey Epstein. They're probably gonna continue doing what they're doing. - Okay, they're gonna be. - Like, come on, she's gonna be. - Or she's gonna be inside. - Jeff Epstein talks about some gravity stuff, some universal, mathematic stuff. - He talked about cloning Britney Spears. There's a lot of weird shit in there. - Well, I'll throw it all out, 'cause that's all I want, talking about, but even in the sopranos, there's a time where he's in a hospital. I think it's after junior shoots him, and there's a professor in there talking about quantum stuff. And he's sort of crazy. I don't even know why, you know, you just get it when you're binging a show, you get lulled into it and it's like, why is he talking about this stuff? Which is this idea that on the quantum level, things don't act like we think things act. Like gravity, we don't understand. You know, there's things we don't understand that they don't talk about, not understanding, right? - This guy will do anything to avoid time with Donald Trump in all over the slith. - Epstein was clearly trying to make a clone army of egg-shaped penis fucking Israel agents. - Well, I think that's what he's up to. He still is. - Now let's talk about Pam Bondi for a second. - Oh my God. - It's, it's, I mean, even you got to admit. - Her smugness and getting owned, like that looks funny. - No, I mean, just, no, but hold on, you got to admit that like, if you're the attorney general, there's supposed to be some sort of bipartisan, like you're just supposed to be the highest law in the land. You're not supposed to. - It's partial. - Yeah, you're not really supposed to sit there. Like for her to say Trump derangement syndrome is, dude, we're talking about a child pedophile ring here that stretches so deep into politics. And then for them to say, for her and the speaker of the house to be like, you guys want us to prosecute people that sort of destroy the US political system. It's like, that's like a, that's a pretty big problem. - At one point they say, will you, 'cause they have all the people who have been raped by Jeffrey Epstein in the thing. And they're like, well, you apologize. And she's like, the Dow Jones is up. - The Dow's at 50,000. - What are we talking about this? - What are we talking about? - And they're like, she's like, you can't talk to me like that. And they're like, no, we can. That's the whole fucking point of these congressional hearings. Like she is, listen, she has to lose her job. She, if they keep her in that position, they are the laughing stock. I mean, they already are, but, - Where can you not find like the Dan Bongino, the cash battalion. - Oh, cat, listen. - The whole thing's a laughing stock. - Have you seen who you made the head of the Navy? - No. - Trump appointed a new head of the Navy. Who do you think it is? Some guy who has military experience? - Probably not. - No, it's the guy's on Baywatch. - It's this weird art collector guy who specializes in sexy art and air quotes. - That sounds on the up and up. - He has no, like what are we do, not us? What are they doing? Trump, they're keeping it entertaining. - Trump isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's filling every available role with cronies who have no business doing anything to do with the government. - But, look, are we back up here? 'Cause like, if he is in these Epstein, let's see what he is. - What do you mean if he is? - I'm just trying to play Diablo of a car. - There's no Diablo of a car. - I'm the car and he's in the-- - Is he in a million times? - I don't know. I'm just trying to say, you're doing Andrew Wilson. That's fucking annoying. - Well, come on, here's the thing. - How am I doing Andrew Wilson? - He's saying his name's in the file like for argument sake and you're like, no, we're arguing. - Just listen, all I'm saying is this, if he's in the files that much, it probably, you just probably means you're compromised in this Israeli honey pot, right? Like, that's what this whole thing was set up to do. We've got dirt on you, we've seen you do terrible things to young, that's the whole idea of this. Now you're gonna give us as much money as you can, legally through Congress and through all this shit. Venezuela just sent the first tanker to Israel with oil. That happened this week. - That's what that was all about. - So we're starting to see like, okay, wait a minute. So this, the president of the United States has openly said they're gonna bomb Iran, which doesn't benefit the US in any way, shape or form zero. - It goes exactly what he said he was gonna do. - That too, okay, then they go into Venezuela and I know you're gonna say this was an Obama thing. I believe he's tied up, I believe every president for the last 30 years is tied up in this thing and they have dirt on all of them. So Obama too, I realize you're gonna say, he put the thing out on Maduro. They still think-- - I thought it was Biden, but they didn't. - Okay, sorry, whether it's Biden, still all part of the same machine. So they go in, they take Maduro out. Now they're sending Venezuela this oil. Here's some stuff that you don't know is going on right now because-- - This sending is your Venezuela. - Sorry, yeah, here's some stuff you don't know is going on right now. You know anything that's going on in Argentina right now? - The riots and stuff? - There's, well, there's that, but okay. - This is-- - Is that I turned the country around, Bolsonaro or whatever? - No, that he was Brazil and he's in jail. Here's what's crazy. So apparently, at some point in the last couple of months, out of the blue, Argentina changed this random law where they said, "If for some reason, "public forest is burnt down, "then private equity can come in and buy that land. "Only in the case of fire though." - That's like Hawaii. - And then all of a sudden, out of the blue, and here's what's crazy. And again, I'm not trying to make this a Jew thing. Just please bear with me. These two Israeli tourists are seen in Patagonia, lighting a fire in a very wooded area, and a week later, three quarters of Patagonia is on fire. Then they do this other thing where they, the riots are because I can't remember what it is. They like, they basically made it a 12-hour work day in Argentina. So like everyone's working like insane hours. I can't remember what it is. - Doesn't have to do the fires, does just-- - No, I think, but I believe it's all tied in. Like, it's crazy that no one in the States has even lost their job over this Epstein shit. At least people in Europe are stepped, like Prince Andrew lost his Princehood. Well, no, but hear me out. - Yes. - No, no, but he is being investigated. His own brother now has opened an investigation that could be criminal. Again, it probably won't. The person in Belgium had to step down. Like, at least people in Europe are actively being like, I'm in this thing. I should really, dude, Peter Atia, Did you see the coffee zilla thing? - No. - Okay, so friend of Joe Rogan, Peter Etia. - He's a doctor, like, like, whatever he is. - He's a fucking fucking. - This is insane. Coffee zilla is a fucking serious, like, sleuth. So he goes to Peter Etia's book and he finds this passage where Peter Etia talks about his son being in the hospital. And he has a date, like, in the book, he dates it. This is the date. And he's like, it was so tough for me not being with my son being on the other side of the country while my son's in-- - He was in the hospital. - And then coffee zilla pulls up the back and forth between Peter Etia and Jeffrey Epstein. And while his son's in the hospital, he's aggressively emailing Epstein being like, "Oh man, if people knew how you lived your life, like, no one would fucking believe it. I can't wait to see you this weekend." Like, so excited to come. Dude, it's so damning. And Peter Etia is now coming out and he's like, obviously, I didn't do anything. There's nothing to see here. This is all bullshit. Lutkin, Howard Lutkin openly was in an interview. I even courted him because I didn't know who the fuck Howard Lutkin was. I remember I came in here and was like, this guy said this about Epstein. He's like, I went into his house with my wife, he had a massage table. And he said, I get all the good kind of massages. And I said to my wife right away, we're never hanging out with this guy again. And then dude, it's like, smash cut to all these, like, I took my-- well, then he's like, I do remember I did take my kids to the island after that. - That's my-- like, how does Lutkin still have his job? - This is crazy. - Could you work for Trump? - I know, but Trump, if Trump wants to say that he, they're trying to frame him and he wasn't really in the-- then he has to fire that fucking guy. - Can we also take a second to talk about the fact-- - Lutkin. - Yeah. - Can we also take a second to talk about the fact that-- - Trump is saying his big thing is that, this is like rush a gate. They're just trying to find a way to get me out of office. And the fact that I was named a million times in the files has nothing to do with the fact that I was on the island, but the fact that everybody's trying to frame me for this. So of course, they're gonna be saying my name a lot. - Can we back up a sec too? Donald Trump is-- wrap your head around this one. Donald Trump is suing the IRS for $10 billion. - That's the people. - Yeah. - That's who he's suing. He's suing the people he says he's trying to help. - Yeah, and they're not smart enough to see it. - Okay, and what about the fucking meme coin? This is what I'm talking about the fucking gaslighting. - The most corrupt, just I made a meme coin. Sold them to the people who are buying them are buying them because it's a way for them to launder money to him to get him to do the, so he has this big dinner or whatever, where he had the 240 biggest donors come. One of them is the Mexican drug cartel, whatever the fuck. And the guy came out and said, I bought this meme coin because I want Donald Trump to change the export laws. Like this couldn't be more obvious. And the fact that like you said, nobody gives a fuck and nobody is talking about it is insane to me. And I'm sorry, we've been, Matt and I have been fucking talking about this for a long time. - No, Matt denied all this before. When we use Hollywood as full of pedophiles, he was like, no, it's not. - Hold on, that's a little different. - No, this is all the same. - We've been told-- - Hold on, wait a minute. You know what, you-- - The Hollywood are the biggest Democratic don't. They all are in on this, come on. - See, he's doing this left right thing 'cause he cannot, he will not ever admit being wrong. - I was, this whole time I was thinking Matt's come so far 'cause you didn't believe in any of this five years ago. - No, what I was sure-- - Trump's the worst. - You guys have been, how'd the line that? - Why do you knew Trump, you guys had some idea from the get-go. - Well, yes, Trump, there's something off about it. - Come on, I'm gonna, you know what? You know what, I'm so angry right now. I'm almost in tears. I can't believe you're fucking doing this, dude. Grow up, fuck. - What? - What, what do you mean what? You came in here after COVID, literally. Like, you maybe take down a pokes, you maybe take down. - You did, I'm still pissed off, I will die pissed off. - Perfect, and that guess what? Grow the fuck up, now you're sitting here like-- - You grow the fuck up. - Matt, Matt, fucking. - Matt, you didn't. You were like, Hollywood is no pedophiles and Hollywood, you know what I'm gonna look at him go. - I'm gonna have a run tape when every-- - Guess what, your boy, the guy you've been, the guy you said was changing the world, come on. - You thought one way and you came and I'm just, I think it's great. - How do you think it's great? - 'Cause you didn't believe any of this before, and now you do. - How are we on Hollywood right now? - Can we not get stuck here? What I was saying was that when everybody stopped talking about Epstein, we've been saying, why aren't they fucking talking about Epstein? - Because everyone's involved. And who, we sound like-- - All the more reason why the people should be insisting on it being talked about. - What are we gonna do that? We sound like children. - How? - Because we want the big bad men to be taken down, but there are no big bad men to take them down. The big bad men are the bad people. - There are still some good people out there. Not everybody is a leading children. - Smart. - I think police department steps up into something like who? - Well the US is filled with guns. - Well we used to think-- - Well you're here, so you think of revolution. - Here, oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - No, we used to think it was people like Tulsi Gabbard until she went into bed with him. We used to think it was people like R.F.K. until they went into bed with him. - That would convince the people that they had to do this, but they're all in it together. Just like how do we know way more than anything on the news? They have way more access to reporters and these are owned by people who are in the thing. I'll agree with that. - And therefore no one will ever care about this. - Because-- - I agree with that, but why should we not talk about it? - Oh we can talk about it. I would say you-- - Because Trump said we're done with it. We're done talking about it. - You're talking about it. - You don't believe the pizza gate, right? That's true. - Yeah, okay. - Hold on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - I'm gonna stoke, you came to our side. - But here's my thing. - You were always the skeptic of what we were talking about. - Well, because-- - And now you-- - Because what did I do? - Because 10 years ago, listen. - And I'm stoked. I'm not trying to put it down. - If you said to almost anyone 10 years ago. Yeah, let's say 10 years ago. If you said to almost anyone, do you know that there's a huge child pedophile ring running out of some island in the fucking Caribbean, run by Musad, the CIA, and every billionaire on Earth has basically been there and done a terrible thing to a kid and they buy vats of sulfuric acid and they have a trap door that goes into the ocean. Dude, all this would be the wildest conspiracy ever. And if you told me, hold on, if you told me that every major conflict for the last 40 years, somehow also ties into this and that the collapse of the American economy in 2008 ties into this and the potentially the dot-com bubble ties into this and maybe end-run and-- - And the drowning. - Like fucking, if you told me that this was 0,000, but on a way bigger scale that I couldn't comprehend, yeah, I would have said what I said, which is this sounds crazy. And it all does. - Yes, listen, look, I'll agree with you in the ones that happen. - Nothing's gonna happen. - You can be talking about, we can talk about that. I've been in the-- - That's not true that nothing's gonna happen. I think your guys are really wrong with that. - I disagree. What do you think, hold on, first of all, Donald Trump, let's see who's Donald Trump, but I'm sorry, he's given himself blank in immunity for any crime he's ever committed. So Donald Trump walks off into the sunset. - Yeah, but it doesn't mean that everybody else has blank in immunity. - Ooh. If Hillary Clinton got perp walked, you know what I mean? And I know she's been my whipping bag. I just grabbed her name out of something, but I can't-- I get this thing I do. I can't imagine ever happening, therefore it can happen. - Tim Dylan thinks, and this is not the worst, Tim Dylan thinks that the Clintons are gonna go and just rat out Donald Trump. - They are, that's why they want to test the fun. - In one final, like, you're not gonna throw us in jail anyway. - Well, you're not gonna throw a dying man in prison. - We're gonna burrow this shit down. Yeah, I hope. - Listen, all I'm saying, you guys keep saying that nothing is ever gonna happen. - Well, let's just say, let's just say that Trump gets impeached. And the next person who goes in is not a politician, the same way Trump was in a politician. Listen, that would be an awful great platform to run on if you're the fucking rock. - Okay, listen, I'm gonna get every single fucking pedophile into jail. - Simon, I saw a great tweet the other day that it was like, if you ran simply in the next election on, I will throw everyone in the Epstein file in jail, and then we will expropriate their money. So as in, Trump, Elon, the US government just takes their money, it's theirs. They do it all the time. They can do that no problem. - That's what would have to be the military. It would have to be a general who's not evolved. He's saying, there's enough where they find it. I just-- - And again, just because you believe that something's never gonna happen does not mean we should stop talking about it. That's what they want us to do. - That's what they want us to do. - I know what they're saying, we should stop talking about. I was just, I was just having a moment, like he's coming around. - That is what they want us to do. - No one, listen, he's right in the fact that nothing will happen because think about it. How long has this thing been running for? - Or like, when you listen to everything that's involved in this. - It's too big. - Yo, if I told you-- - Think of banks. - I told you a year ago that they would have Pan Bondi in front of that congressional thing, having to answer questions like that. And people on both sides were pressing her. You wouldn't believe it. So we have come somewhere. - Yeah, but-- - The files have come out. That was never gonna happen before. - Here's something. - There was cash for telling Dan Bajani ran on. - And listen, we always thought that fucking pizza gate smelled like fucking garbage. - Because it did, but it didn't make any sense. - My feelings died with the Anthony Wiener laptop, Pellery Clinton, the detectives killed ourselves. - And it all ties into UFOs too, which is crazy. - But yeah, I mean, you guys came with your eyes dotted and your teeth-- - Hold on, no, hold on. There's a few things, fuck well. was, oh, so about pizza gate, here's the interesting thing. In those Epstein files, buried deep is that Jeffrey Epstein may have, and this is this actually makes sense because we know for a fact that Galein Maxwell was like a max modern max. She had like the highest mod rating on Reddit, which means she was posting hella shit. She was doing stuff on Reddit. They believe buried in this that Jeffrey Epstein started 4chan and started the poll. Like, you know, how political, the political thing in 4chan was poll. It was called. They believe he also started that. And again, with his connection with Steve Bannon, you actually start connecting those dots. He might have been Q and he might have been Q. So they believe that the whole pizza gate thing was it wasn't that why would he be exposing himself like, no, hear me out. The whole thing is look over here. Look at this pizza place in DC that has nothing. We are doing this. The whole thing that if you read into it, it seems like they're doing this kind of in broad daylight. If pizza gate never all a good fine shirt, but if pizza gate never comes out, if we never know anything about that, none of this stuff is that's the impetus. Not true. Just hear me out. Come on. Dude, you can go and look. The only reason we know about Jeffrey Epstein is because of a female reporter at the Miami Herald. She is the sole reason that we know who Jeffrey hold on. Do you want to know why we really know about Epstein? It's because a girl at a high school in California was getting razzed by her friends who were saying, you're a slut, you're a slut. And when they brought them into the principal's office, the girl said they're calling me a slut because I met these parties with Jeffrey Epstein and her parents lost it and forced some sort of investigation. I swear to fuck you. Or else we'd be a business as usual right now. But here's my other thing too. To go back to Kamar's nothing ever happens. One of the reporters that broke a huge story, no one went to jail and she ended up getting murdered. Well, that's just prior for the course. Back to that. But what took to his point, like I know that I know that what you're seeing right now seems like, oh my god, we're going to get some resolution here. We're going to let's just open mirrors. Look at you know what the Clintons test. I'm sorry, the Clintons testifying. Yeah. Finally agreeing to get in there to testify. Yeah. Trust me. That's not a nothing burger. Oh, well, hey, well, we'll see what happens. If it is a nothing burger, then we can talk about forever, but we know we're better off we're better off accepting what we know. Can I read this to you? So this is a CIA tactic. It's called a limited hangout. And this is what I know what a limited hangout is. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. For the listeners, because I didn't. I do not. When their veil of secrecy is shredded and they can no longer rely on a phony cover story to misinformed the public, they resort to admitting sometimes even volunteering some of the truth while still managing to withhold the key and damaging facts in the case. The public, however, is usually so intrigued by new information that it never thinks to pursue the matter further. And well, I'm just saying, CIA, Musad, they're all greasy in this reason. I know limited hangout is because remember the guy who was on Rogan who said that for every operation, there is an equal operation to discredit that operation so that nobody's looking in the other direction. Like that's every time that the government does some operation, whatever, there's a guy who goes out to release bits of truth and then crazy lies to make sure that nobody ever believes what the fuck is going on in the left hand. And they have so many more tools to do that now. That was the whole UFO thing. That was the whole Richard Dodie thing. He would go in and he would make up these, they would have these guys make up these crazy stories so that it totally discredited the actual crazy stories that were going on behind the scenes. I mean, let's just back up. Like, think about this for a minute. You, you get elected. So first of all, you claim that when you don't get elected, it's rigged and you won't stop that. And then you get elected. And then the first thing you do is you get the richest man on earth who's deep in these files to go through and gouge all government oversight. Oh, uh, doge. Right. So yeah, so you go in and you say, okay, all all oversight, we need to get the cameras. Exactly. Yes. So spray all the cameras. And then you pretty much throw the constitution out the window. Um, and then you start like, dude, cash betel might be the most inept human being on earth. Like he might bought and sold. I mean, dude, the fact that Charlie Kirk, dude, there was an assassination, a public assassination on US soil in front of 5,000 US citizens. And they still have no leads other than this guy who we are pretty sure had nothing to fucking do with it. I mean, can we look back now and say that the Trump assassination was for sure a piece of shit, 100% like, I think 100% 100% and theater, which guy called that right away? Absolutely. But um, this guy who the flag drops in real slow. They usher in someone was talking about how they met Trump and there he was talking to somebody and he told a lie in front of him and they was like, that's not true. And he just said, you say they believe. Yeah. Well, that's pretty much it. And that's pretty much it. So, yeah, but that's on some like, that's on some I again, not to compare that. So some money level that she would happen to Canada if we were a real country. We would spice it up. I just listen, I cannot believe that that I can't believe that Pam Boni. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it either. It was first of all, it was like watching a child talk to a room full of adults. It was insane. She is so fucking delusional and stupid like to go in there and just look like such a fucking quad. Well, that gives me memories of what first hit me off about Hillary Clinton was her test so testifying about Benghazi. Remember the Senator Ambassador got shot. There's a movie, but yeah, 13 hours or whatever picked off everything. Anyway, she was in charge. She held off the they're supposed to send and they were they were sort of trying to blame it on her, but they're asking the whole and she had such contempt for them. They're just the same way. Maybe not as child like as Pam Boni, but this this idea that they know something no one knows that they can act this way. Here's the thing. It wouldn't be as damning for her if if like the way the Epstein file thing went where it was like we know who's in these files and the second word elected we're going to give them to you because I've seen them. Because I've seen what's in them. They're on my desk and it's it's insane. And then the second they get elected being like, who? Yeah. Well, are we still talking about this guy? Well, the one who drives me the most crazy is Levitt. Be Karen Levitt. Because she is the biggest fucking gaslighter. And I don't like the term gaslighting, but that's her job. That was jump here before the ginger before Ari Fleischer for George Bush Jr. It is, sorry, Sean Spicer, the first guy. Totally agreed, but it has never been as bad as her. Because she's the best. No, she's the worst. She's dumber than all of those. Those guys at least had probably had like high school diplomas. This woman is a guy who would tell you the lies during 9/11. You know, okay, that's the repeating. You know what? I just wasn't paying enough attention. Of course, which brings me to because I didn't care because it wasn't about children dizzling. Is there such thing as adulthood? No, not really. It doesn't seem like it. Because I don't feel like an adult, but I can tell you I'm more of an adult than fucking palm bandy is. Wow. That's fun. I've never felt like an adult. You love to meet any of those people and like, you're normal or I get the suppression, but they're even crazier. But yeah, you never feel like an adult. I'm not 50. I don't feel like an adult. The fact that she said Trump to that congressman that you have Trump to arrangement syndrome, they have she that whole cabinet has Trump to arrangements and the fact that they continue to back him to what to keep your job. Like, don't you realize that you're better off now fleeing the sinking ship? I showed you that clip. I showed you that clip of banding on like rats are smart enough to leave. I showed you that clip of banding on real time. And like, that's it's a bit scary. Oh, he's he's listen, but that's a he's a totally different case because he is like she's just a dumb cog. He's like an evil fucking maniacal. He is. He really like when you talk about evil men, he more evil than Dick Cheney because I don't think Dick Cheney was on the island. He was a piece of shit starting war after war, but I think he wanted to fuck people of age. I don't know that for a fact. He might be on the list. I don't know. We'll never know. I'm wearing Dick Cheney shot his hunting body in the is hunting buddy in the head. And then that guy apologized to Dick Cheney. Yeah, it's true. They were gaslighted right from the start. And then the sopranos uncle junior writes a letter to Dick Cheney. I'm too. I'm not misfire. It's it's like before the term gaslighting exists. They were doing it, but we didn't know what we didn't have a word to say what they were doing. Makes you think you're going crazy. Now it's word of the watching her watching um Palm Bandie in the uh it was one of the most frustrating thing. Like even as me a guy who doesn't give a fuck. like it's not, like Kamar says, it's not our government, you know what I mean? But it was so frustrating. - Well watch ours, it's justice frustrating. - No, nothing can be more frustrating than that because the stakes are so much higher in this case. - So okay, adulthood is a myth. I want to sneak in, I'm over the Olympics. - There's no way, you know what? I was saying, when they started and I was in Florida, I said, I don't think I'll know anyone more excited about this than Kamar. It was that guy and then this one just exposed it. - How so, what's exposed about it? - I don't know. - I love the Olympics. We wake up at, like it's hard to watch the ones with these time differences. - It's hard, maybe that's what it is. - But I, well it's way better when you come home from work. - No, 'cause we already know what happens. - You do, it's all over the place. There's four channels going to have the same sport on. - You could do that, Matt. You could do that before the internet. But now like I get, I don't even want them, but they come up on my phone telling me you want the medals. - We'll see, we'll see maybe the men's hockey, well, because I did see the-- - Are we bad this year? - No, no, so far so good. - Not the Canadian men, I mean Canada. - We won a first gold medal. - We won a gold medal. - It does not Australian have two. - We have two golds. You're gonna love this, Matt. In the 1988 Olympics, those took place in Calgary. We won a total of three medals. Three? - Well, it was a very low-- - No, that's three gold medals. - Kazakhstan beat us in that. - Oh, we suck. - We suck. - No, we are, the Olympics exposes us for not being a real country. - I'll agree with that. - But I saw, so there's a American guy, they call the Quad God. - 'Cause a quad is four. - Figure skating, you're talking about, yeah. - So he does four spins in the air, which is pretty impressive. - Yeah. - So he's called the Quad God, he does a backflip. - I thought you weren't allowed to do this. - They've been reinstated. - The black goes out the shaft, so hard. - It was grasping on for-- - He was 16 points ahead after the short program. - And is this his time? - 16. - And the one thing is, but the Olympics hit his every four years. - Yeah. - So he got, it's show time, and it's over. And he goes out and he falls. - Not once, not twice, maybe thrice, the best. And so that's sort of like the expectation, and it was complete disappointment, and he had to skate off and do interviews. - I have a good question for both of you. - Can I, oh, sorry. - No, real quick, this will take two seconds. If I was a billionaire, and I offer, I have an offer for you. Would you rather go see, if the Canadian men make the gold medal game, I hope I take this to that, or would you rather go to the World Cup Final, which will also be in probably New York or LA, in the summer. So you can either go to the World Cup Final game. - The Olympics, yeah, in Italy. So I'm either gonna, yeah, you either get to go to Italy. - Italy. Just 'cause Italy's way better than California. - Yeah, soccer, I think though. - Okay, can I please give you these numbers from the-- - Come on, I'll also take them to-- - Come on, I'll also take them to-- - Can I please give them a number from the Cali Real Olympics? Okay, get this, 'cause this is the most fucked up Olympics of all time. So I'm just gonna give you the totals, okay, not gold silver bronze. - This is 88. - This is from 88. This is when they were in Calgary. The winner was the Soviet Union, who had a total of 29 medals. Second place was East Germany, because at that point they all hadn't come down, I guess, weird. 25 medals. Switzerland, 15 medals. Finland, seven medals. Sweden, six medals. Austria, 10 medals, I don't know why they did it that way. Netherlands, seven medals. Hold on, West Germany, eight medals. The United States, six medals. - What? - Italy, five medals. France, two medals. Norway, five medals. Canada, five medals. So sorry, more than two. That's total, Matt. - Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah. - You want gold now? 'Cause Canada had zero gold medals in the 1988 Olympics. - I think that's our own Olympics. - I think we had like 18 or 20 in Vancouver. - Yeah, we had a bunch. - We went for it that time. - Well, I forgot we even had the, yeah. Anyways, I just, why the Americans are so low in that, that must have been like the turning point for them when they decided, fuck this shit. - But like a sport like the skeleton or the lose, like it's pretty crazy, but other than this, every four years, that the, you've never watched the lose competition outside. - It's not game momentum, you're not covered in sponsors. I don't see what we're doing here. It's just fun for you guys. - It's just fun. But what are we talking, isn't it just fun? - No, but his point is like, the double lose. - Gay. - And the time and the tracks and the, it's just for you guys to whip around. - His point is this, we built a fucking loop. There's probably two now, 'cause there's probably one in Calgary and in Vancouver. - There definitely is. They probably cost our country tens of millions of dollars. - Sure. - So that eight people could practice on them so that they could go compete every four years. That's his point. - I wonder if you're able to do it. Can you go there pay $50? - You can. - Maybe that's a redeeming value or as a Canadian citizen, since you paid for it. - You think I can just show up and ride the lose? - I think that there's a way that you can, I don't know, that seems kind of dangerous now that I think about it, so the liability of it. But most of those things are now used by. - 'Cause I would love to try, would you use? - The bombs let, yeah. - I would, I would. - Which one would you rather do the one when you're on your back? - Lose. - Or the one when you're face-skeleton? - I'm not doing the skeleton, no way. - I'd rather do face-skeleton, no way. - I'd rather do face-skeleton, so. - Yeah, 'cause I wanna see my doom. I don't want my feet kicked. - Yeah, I do your crazy. - You're crazy. - This is just your, just like-- - Did you see the guy got kicked out of the Olympics? - Because his helmet, he'd from the Ukraine, his helmet had pictures of all the like, generals that have died in the fight. - Does it have a fight to be at? - Which is ironic, 'cause the guy-- - You're not allowed to do that. - The guy from Israel is like an active IDF soldier who fucking killed-- - But he's not propagating that on his helmet. - I guess I don't know. - There's a guy cheating for the Canadians in curling. - It's not cheating, he did it behind the hog line. Like, I'm not, did you see that fight though? On the ice? - The Germans were adding crotch to their-- - It's very exciting. - That's not Olympic. Did you see that? - The Germans were adding crotch to the ski jump. - Well, did you see the guy asked the question where he's like, is this true that ski jumpers are now making their penises bigger for aerodynamics? And the guy's like, I, this is the fucking crazy question that's ever been asked. - But they were-- - They like that sport. - They were, yeah. - We like that sport. - Skjumping? - Oh, it's nuts. - Skjumping. - I think the guy who's like-- - I wanna try that one. - Yeah, even though I won, I just cheated on the love of my life. So-- - You see that one? - The guy missed the cheaty on his girlfriend. - Oh my god. - Oh my god, I think he can do it. - Don't, that's all my list. It is the, do, he wins the bronze medal. It wins the bronze medal. - Do you lose bronze? - He won a medal and he gets up and he says, they're like, how does it feel to win the bronze medal? He's like, well, this is the worst day of my life because six months ago, I cheated on my girlfriend and she was full of my life. - Two weeks ago, he cheated on her. I've known her for three months. - Six months. - It's been a year. - It's a whole thing with all things. - It's too much if the whole thing was mental. - But it's very, yes, it was mental. - It's very Olympic. - But no, but he does it in Norwegian. - Yeah, either way. - It's translation work. - That makes it even funnier. - Flute and flak and flute. - These are the bet that like, this is what we live for at the Olympics. When people are accused of cheating and fights happen, - Yeah, I don't know when stuff is on and it's just sort of throwing me off. It's throwing off my module, but the moguls love them. - My knees. - Yeah, I can't walk in. - I can't walk in. - Have you noticed though that when you watch the girls do the moguls, they're just shaking their butts. It's like a real, they're a lot of butts. - They're just twirking down the hill. - There are a lot of butts in winter sports. - A lot of butts in winter. That's true. - That's much better than the summer Olympics. - No, the summer Olympics. - Couple of butts, but all the speeds get-- - I like the winter Olympics better than the summer Olympics. - 100%. - But but but. - But why is there more in the summer? - You're crazy. - Well, I mean volleyball, but skin type uniforms. I mean, I think winter has it over the summer. - Skaters, you're crazy. - You're crazy. - You're crazy. - Everybody who does it, except for skateboarding, everybody's wearing a skin type shit. - So what, track and field? - Yeah, it's come around. - It's ass out. - They should have winter volleyball to be honest with you. - Listen, summer Olympics doesn't have a sport where two people are lying on each other in skin type uniforms, Matt. - Come on. - It might be more impressive if the person underneath was actually inside the person on top as a face. - And it would be amazing if those were the people who were accused of padding their groins. - I think they should have to lay on the loose. - No, face to face. - Yeah, I think that's how it should be done. - This is the night. - How has that not happened yet? Where one guy's facing one way and one's facing the other. - That's the type of loose I want to do. But yeah, it's the rich Olympics, right? - Uh-huh. - 'Cause for most sports, you need money. - Listen, if the Olympics happened every year, I would be with you guys. I would be like, this is fucking insane. We shouldn't be, but the fact that it's every four years, I'm like, it's just fun. - Okay, I think the Canadian coverage of it, I find, excruciating. - Well, listen, I'm with you. The fact that Canada is so fucking stingy with the rest of the video. their athletes, they're talking about somebody who is training for the Olympics and still has to go work their bar job at night. Like that's a problem. And that's the person who won the race is not doing that. Of course not, yeah. So the fact that we're winning any medals kind of like we are the winners. There it is. You brought me around. But no, let's take a break. Yeah. Take a break. We got, I got a bunch more points. Talk about China. Why is everyone looking at me all weird? You said we're taking a break. We are, but we should take a break. We've been doing it, you know, I'll edit all this out. Edit what out me tell me saying we'll take a break. All this preamble bulls. We should get we should get through all the sports, all the news shit now and then come back and do like the more fun stuff. Canadian passport holders can travel to China visa free starting this week. China Australia, China, Mexico and fuck somewhere. Great Britain. You can now go work there. You could always go there for 90 days. No, no, no, but we're in talks now with the four countries I just named to do away with all of the. So I could just get a plane and go work in Britain tomorrow. I'm not 100% positive on the work, but for sure they go and stay and they're that carny behind the scenes is taking away all the leverage that Trump thinks he has because of how America can do whatever the fuck they want. I want to go to China. I don't think you do. No, you absolutely do. We've talked about this. China is a fucking great place. The Americans have been telling you for years that it's your enemy. No, it's I don't think they're an enemy. I'm just telling you. It's no, no, but grosser than you think to your point. I just want your talking points coming up is China. Yeah. And experientially what I know about China is in China. Yes. I agree. It's a lot of pressure though. Well, that's what's so interesting. My stepfather went to Russia when I was 10 and they had brown water. No way. That's what I heard. 11 or maybe they did the point is it was right after the wall came down. Okay. Well, maybe look, those are times of strife. You know what I mean? Maybe I believe I don't talk to much, but he wanted just to see for himself what Russia is like. Sorry. Who did you say when your dad or your father? Your stepdad. Kill here. Wrap your head around this. How's your dad? So they say, oh, I guess we'll do this in close. They say that China's population is 1.2 billion, right? Okay. So in 1960, China had I think 500 just over 500 million people when the CPP was formed and they immediately instituted the one child policy. Okay. So there's there's a lifetime. Yeah. Well, 1960. Not your lifetime, but your parents lifetime. Either way. Someone was like the math, um, a hundred percent can't. It just doesn't work. Well, maybe they never had that policy. That's what that's what America told you the policy was. No, that's for China said the policy was. I mean, that doesn't mean they weren't lying. Yeah. Like they could just be saying, yeah, we have a one child policy, but no, but her point was sorry. What's your point just that they're lying about their population? Her point. No, she her point was this. If you wanted to get it for a country to double its pot more than double its population over that time, each woman in the country has to have 10 kids. So they said they had a one child policy, but they did not. Well, no, what you were saying about their population back then. No, no, because don't forget there was mass starvation under Mao. Like they lost like a hundred million people. Or so we're told. Well, I mean, I think there, but I think they're saying that I don't think like I don't necessarily, I'm sure that's history lying to us on that one. Well, I want to circle back to that is every suggest that we are actually in seven thousand hundred. No, that they lost the two years of history were made up. Yeah, I've heard that a bunch as well as flatter. But it's Tateria. Exactly. Do you know about Tateria? China, China, China. Oh, yeah, in math, one plus one equals two. No, here we go. Both humans, one plus one equals three. But sorry, I just I want to go back. So I'm just I'm not understanding. Yeah, sorry. What's the the contention is that the end of the well, the contention is just the China most likely cannot have one point two billion people. And if you think about it, they do have all these empty cities. They're constantly building all these cities up. And then they're like, Oh, there's no one to move into any of these buildings. And the point of them lying is just because it makes them seem better if they have more people. Paper tiger. Yeah, I assume so. Yeah. And I think about it. I mean, if you're if you're going to let's say you were going to fight a country like America, if America thinks you have three times the people you have, it's a little more daunting fighting a war against them. Whereas if you find out, oh, they have exactly it doesn't even even if they only had 500 million people, it doesn't mean that 400 and a million of them aren't in the military. No, I get it. But either the point is now you're fighting one to one. Almost. Okay. Oh, yeah, listen, I'm not I just and I would argue if China has all those people, they would have taken Taiwan by now. Like, what are they waiting for? If that's on the table. Well, I think they're not taking Taiwan because that sparks the Americans coming in and having a reason to stop their their their their you know, on the doors that waited to take Taiwan for some reason. I don't think China is our enemy or the US's enemy. Well, they're listen, they're 100% not the US's enemy. We know that because how can your enemy be the person who might all your shit and who's your biggest trading pen? How are times of change? Yeah. For the Americans and for the Americans and then they took the two Michaels. Yeah. And now I can go there visa free. Yeah. And you were about to get so many self driving cars that it'll boggle your mind. I really think it would be the most sorry to catch up there. Mind boggling place to go. I mean, if we're on corruption, the battery maker that will provide these Chinese EVs with their batteries when they get here is owned by a shell company that is owned by I think it's Brookfield that is owned by. Karney. Yeah. Okay, sure. I'm sorry. We're talking about leaders in which I was just saying. Well, I was just saying we're going to talk about corruption. We got to talk about. Trump's the worst. I was going. I was going to say that the way Trump is doing business alienating your biggest trading partners, hurting people who have fought with you, calling their soldiers, fucking maloaks who have died for you on 9/11. All of these things. I don't like Gavin Newsom, but when he comes out and he says what's happening right now is not indicative of how America does their business is the truth. This is how one man does their business. And it may soil a lot of deals, but he'll be gone in three years from now. And then they're going to have to backtrack because these aren't. And the fact that he says to his constituents that this is for you is such a fucking joke. You know how much money Donald Trump has made since he's been into office? Four billion dollars. And that's a drop in the bucket map because that's like what you know about. How much is he going to have made at the end of those four years? Look what's happening in Iran. Look what's happening in Venezuela. You think he's not doing that because that's padding his and his cronies pockets? Do you know it is? The fucking oil went to Israel. Do you think it's been like one year in office that the last year's just like a lifetime? The last year will just be insane. No, I think he's going to be impeached. I really do. I think they're going to find a way to get rid of him because his own party is now turning against him. No, there won't even be a midterm. There will be army. There will be US military in the streets before there's a matter. No, I see that's it. That's it. It's just called it because the midterm, the midterm in theory, the Democrats should take back the house right because everyone. Yes. I said, everyone hates everything. It's just not. There's not my mega in theory. They should get a shellac in the midterm if there is one. Well, he's saying that there isn't one. And like Camar said, it would have to be the military. But we know because the Matt said that or Matt said, I'm sorry. We know because Trump came out and admonished these military people who said, we won't fight for you. Like just because you tell us to do something, if it's wrong and against moral ethics, we're not going to do it. Well, then back to your point, there are those people that watch 30 point USA all have enough weapons. Well, that's a hub. You were talking about a civil war now. Well, civil war, yeah. I mean, I mean, that I think is it's not good for anyone, but that's the only way he does. That's the change you're talking about. Listen, if I lived if I lived in a state that was concealed carry and I own the shitload of guns, I'd be going to every single person I knew right now. I'd be like, guess what? None of us are paying taxes this year. I'd go to every I would do it. I would spread this message so fucking far and wide. This is theoretical, of course. And I'm very happy that my life. I'm not so. Yeah. No, dude, honestly, I would be like the first thing we all do because again, if you can get enough people to do this, you're really going to hurt them and they can't throw you all in jail. We're not paying taxes anymore. We all have guns. So come to my house, try to arrest me. Then we're going to the real rich neighborhoods, like the real rich neighborhoods. I'm going to start dragging people out of their houses. I think they have more guns. Who do you think is going to do that? Why is there a second amendment? No, no, I don't know what I'm only asking. Who, like what side do you think is going to do that? I think you have to. I think you. The Trump people. No, no, this is where you need to unite. You need to be like, they're all in on this together. Everyone is just the people against the government. - Period. - No, no, no, no, you start with the Epstein files. You'll who's in this thing? That's where we're going. - Yeah. - They all have to go to jail, and if they all go to jail, we're rioting. - We're past that. It's heads on pike time, I believe. - Well, you're not gonna just kill people. - Not in our lifetime. - You're like you said, we got it. - We got it. - We got it. - We got it. - We got it. - Take a break. - No, but we're past that. That's the beauty of our life. - Simon, Simon, come to the year of the show. - History says we are on the precipice of that. - Why do you think they killed all the rich people in Russia? - In Cuba. - In Cuba. - In Cuba. - In Cuba. - I didn't love all the honking. - I know, but what if those trucks were all full of guys? - Guys, it's guns. - Like they would have been bad news. - It's not that far away. - No, no, here. - No, here. - Because we're not a real country. It's that easy here. - Stop, we are a country. - Nobody makes a good point. Like if all those people show up armed, - Then they bring in the military, and it gets quashed in two seconds. Are you kidding me? - No, but here's the thing. Okay, this is what I'm going back to. - If everyone's truly united, and you would think that there are people sacrificing babies using your tax dollars, living on yachts. - No, you would think that everyone left right, I don't care what side of the political spectrum you think you'd go into the hood and you'd be like, we're all in this together. Gun up, man up, we're walking somewhere, and we're gonna fucking, we're taking someone with us. - Good Jews and the goiom. - Dude, I'm telling you, like, no, and it's funny because like, if you're, dude, this is the interesting thing. If you're just a regular Jewish person, I think you should be more up in arms than the average person. - Totally. - Because this is like rampant. - This is why anti-Semitism exists because of these people. - Did you guys get the anti-Semitism ads during the Super Bowl? - No. - Oh, I-- - We get Canadian bullshit. - No, so there was four anti-Semitism ads that ran during the Super Bowl. And this was the ad. This kid walking through a high school hallway, and people like snickering behind his back, and then someone slapped him on the back, and he realizes there's a post at note on his back that says, "Jew." - That happens. (laughing) - That's the difference. - I kept all those notes. - That's the difference. Americans get those real commercials, and that's the ultimate yearly programming. - You know what we did get, though, that was kind of cool, was that disclosure day preview for the new Steve and Spielberg alien. - I had seen it already, but yeah, yeah, that looks very exciting. - I'm just trying to lighten the mood a little. - Best comedian living right now, Cat Williams, a new special, check it out. - I didn't like it that much. - Really. - Dude, I thought, first of all, I didn't like the use of the screen, I didn't like the use of the DJ, and like the guy just fell mad. - No, no, that's not real. - No, I found that really. - That's the real DJ. - It's so good. - It's so Kevin Hart. - But Simon, at one point, he says, I saw the uncut footage of the JFK assassination, and it's this. - Is this the guy from the friend to the back? - And he talks about outing stuff. - I mean, I have a hard time believing that Cat Williams was privy to the fucking JFK assassination. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, - Here me out, here me out. Remember when what's his name said Nixon took, what's his name to see the aliens? - Yeah. - Maybe he got Obama high, and Obama was like, you wanna see the JFK files and Cat Williams was like, you know, I wanna see the JFK. - I'm just saying, listen, we live in a world world. Maybe LeBron has seen the fucking, I didn't say it was terrible. I just thought that was like, Kitch, is that the word I'm looking for? - I think he's not. - I think he's a tire. - Oh my God, the fact that he's wearing shorts. - It was, what's the word you're looking for? Anyways. - I dare you to watch this. - Okay, well, dare accept it. - It's not true. - Just before we go out, I just wanna leave you with this 'cause I don't think we're gonna talk about it later. I've been listening to this whole thing about Bill Gates and his foundation, and his mother's name, Bill Gates' mother's name is Mary Maxwell Gates. 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I keep that American thing in, and it'll make me, it'll end to you and me to the listeners. Listen, stop me if you've already said this. Did you talk about the, I don't wanna give it away. How am I gonna, what the hell? Because it's the craziest story I've ever heard, and I don't wanna give the punch line away if you haven't already talked about it. It was a murder case. Guy was found on the street in a suburb, Rich suburb in the States, did you know? - Let it rip. - Okay, this is amazing. So, Haliman, my wife and I have been watching, there's like a new season of the forensic files, - Okay. - Which is like some show on Netflix. - Sure. - Okay, so I'm gonna lay out the scene for you, okay? They find this black kid on in this like, Uber Rich suburb of wherever in the States, and he is beaten to a pulp. He broke in ribs, broken back, crushed head, crushed face, road burns all over him, they have no idea what happened, okay? It turns out I'm just gonna cut to the chase. At first they, these kids had been driving around, they have them on doorbell cameras, all these different cars driving around because they had seen this kid lying there, and nobody wanted to get out because he was so fucked up, you know what I mean? So they were driving around and eventually somebody called the cops. So they thought it was like a racial, this kid had been like beaten and dropped there, dragged behind a car because of all the whatever. It turns out, he lived with his dad in like, make up the place, California. He had used to live in Baltimore with his mom, but had to go live with his dad. He wanted to go home. So he snuck onto the wheel of a plane. Are you hearing me? - Yeah. - Went inside and was gonna ride the plane in the wheel well from California to Boston and then take the train to Baltimore or whatever. He didn't realize that a couple of things happened. One, it's not pressurized in the wheel well and two, it gets like freezing. So fucking cold. So well, he's in there, he dies. - Yep. - Between the cold and the deep, the pressure cares you right away. When they start to descend towards Boston, - Yeah, they open up the wheel well. He falls into this well, highfalutin neighborhood. - Everything that happens to him is because he fell and got fucking decimated on the ground. He was already dead, thank God. But it's all because he tried to hide in the fucking wheel well of a plane. So this forensic file is going on. They're all thinking murder blah blah. And then this is how it turns out. It was the most-- - But how do they find that out? What do they put together? - Because the guy, the autopsy person says, this looks like he was dropped from a bridge, but there's no bridge around. And as the guy's doing the, whatever he notices that a plane flies overhead. And he's like, holy fuck, I think this kid fell from a plane. And it turns out that that's exactly what happened. What a fucking crazy story, eh? - Do they show how they proved all that? - Well, yeah, they found his DNA inside the plane, fingerprints, whatever, 'cause it's-- - This is what plane is flying over that day. - It's 100%. - I think I'm just all hopped up on the details. - It's 100%. Did you see the snow in Russia last week? - Is that AI? - No, did you see that? - Love it. - I thought that was AI. - No, no, there was video of people skiing out of their like-- - I saw them dig-- - It's insane, it's crazy. - But how does that happen? - I think that's the building, there's like a wind drift. - Yeah, I think it's more like, they got, it says they got like a decades worth of snow in like 48 hours. And like Omar's saying, once it starts blowing, That's it. That's not one snowfall in that area. That's the collective snowfall from the area, but either way that's that shit It happens a bus so we were talking about gaslighting earlier. Yeah, sorry different topic last night through Valentine's Day we had whatever Dinner at home. No, no sex. Sorry, and then we were going to watch a movie. Yeah, okay And the movie my wife wanted to watch was Maybe single handedly the worst movie I've ever seen in my whole life now I agreed to it because Sydney Sweeney was in it so I'm like well, she's getting naked and this is gonna be amazing The no, it's the no, no, it's the Chambermaid house made house made house made. Halima. Halima had read Halima had read the book Okay, I'm gonna start by telling you first of all this movie cost $60 million to make Okay It wasn't worth one million dollars Secondly, it grossed 350 million which just tells you everything you need to know about It made 300 and you're telling you it's the one of the worst movies you've ever seen Matt It was so bad that I thought they were fucking with me the acting the cinematography The soundtrack nothing redeeming it was so bad like it was so bad that I Employ you to watch it so that we can talk about how did you watch it she get naked? Hardly no, I got something I got something I got something by the same thing because there's a movie about Jennifer Lawrence With Jennifer Lawrence and in a song told me that she goes naked. Oh, but naked. I saw it. It's a comedy That's a comedy There's a comedy movie where I told you about this one. It first happened full bush and everything She is buck naked toes to tits to tip of her nose The movie I saw was Well, that must be a thing for her now just getting fully bucked nose about a woman losing her mind No, not this one was about oh this movie was about Parents hire her to date the sun one of those comedies. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that interest that I'll check it. This was called die my love. No No, I suppose you dark comedy there's nothing funny about it. It's a girl sort of losing her mind not happy with her marriage or has it like it's It's very disappointed with the tip and well this must be a thing for her now because that's two movies and five years where she's gone completely buck Interesting. Well, listen, but you have it. I love me Sidney Sweeney Not anymore. No, I I just can't believe that movie They spent 60 million on it. I mean, it's 350 I know what like the What about it was about a hand man. I can't it's got like the dumbest twist ever do you want me do you want me to ruin it for you for the people Movie ever that made 300 million dollars. It was about she goes to become the Made for a rich family The husband is like the good guy Spoiler alert for anybody listening and the wife is like the bad guy and then it turns out that the wife Was the handmade before her and was escaping and was using her so she could have skipped love it I don't know. Oh my god. It was so fucking dumb. Is there a point we go that's what this is about and you just go you fucking piece of shit Have you seen begonia? No, it was it was so dumb that you can't even enjoy the theory. Is that the conspiracy theory one? You stop. I go. No, I haven't they're still charging me for it. I already had to pay for the worst movie of all time. Why flicks? I don't know what that is I don't know if it's pretty downloading site stealing because mine went mine is gone seized by the FBI is cereal technically a soup Milk soups like a gazpacho I guess I don't even believe that Supas hot there is no cold soup so was Yeah, no, I know they're cereal then No, those Those are cold liquids Those are equivalent to lemonade is a cereal has to be in milk no hot dogs not a sandwich. It's not a sandwich. No It's a hamburger sandwich. No No, they're their own things what's like being so I know we call a swarm a chicken sandwich, but it's not a swarm a is a wrap But okay, but is it wrap is not a sandwich. Okay fine sandwiches So a hot dog is not a sandwich Sour sandwich no, it's a sub or a hero We do not call them a hero as well sure a hero whatever it's not a sandwich sandwich is just They've been lying to it is in a sandwich. Subway has been lying to us for years. There's a lot of how's a slice of bread sandwich has to be a slice bread a course on two pieces or three pieces of sliced bread So Philly cheese steak or a quest on Or a quad it's a slice sure to be a bagel is a bagel of sandwiches that a bagel I mean it can be a there can be a bagel sandwich if The hot dog button separates This better it's a better it's more like a taco is a taco sandwich then no Taco is a taco well, I agree. I'm just asking a Have you ever had a Chicago deep dish? No, I do not like it at all one there's one that is famous that has mushrooms in it So I can't hide that have you ever had beaded tacos? Yeah, we dip it in this They have good ones in Ottawa actually all the what the one in the market no It's right on Preston The States so I would have thought period tacos of the shit the best tacos. I've ever had where New York City I buy that like some fancy schmancy Mexican joint wonder how much is that out of with the ambience of that atmosphere No, it was just the best taco. I went to Roberto's corner. Have you been there yet? No, have you been there yet on Preston? No on Clyde no Roberto's corner shut the front door. I'll tell you I had like a Experience the meatball sandwich the day that every single bite every moment was just a joy I love me a meatball sandwich, but I don't like these sandwich places where they put so much meat in the Like I don't need that much meat. I need like maybe three cold cuts It depends on the resistance of the bread Because there's there's one way there's a lot of bread you're chewing. I think it's Italian on beach But there's one where the bread goes from Crispy, you know fragile outside to just one with the meat the faccaccia is how what you're talking about? I don't know what they have but Roberto's corner is Unbelievable for sandwich for sandwich made to order So you dress your way out. I saw one in there and it was like and they'll do it You know what I mean? There is no okay Roberto's corner. I cannot stress it enough Can I tell you about the one of the best things I learned about Ottawa? Sure Did you know that we had our very own cryptid? What's cryptid those things from the Da Vinci code that fuck no big foot lock nests. Oh no, I didn't Those are cryptids cryptids so when we speak of the Yeti Locknash monsters are all cryptids. You're all little snowman correct Chupacabra Like the Jersey devil that makes him a lot more hours. What's ours? Okay? So ours is a little different because it's actually a real thing as opposed to like lock nest monster Which probably doesn't exist. Okay. Well, that's bold coming from a big foot guy I think you need it definitely exists but lock nest I'm like they've just done they've Unless it's gone now and it was there they've read our the whole Well, how do you know he doesn't leave and come back and there might be a cave system that leads into like the ocean or something That's possible because the Meg probably exists But listen don't let me get too far off this okay Somebody came into the store somebody I know and they said do you know about Elvis the eel and I said what the fuck are you talking about they said you don't you don't know about Elvis the eel So I'm gonna start by saying did you know that the most common fish in The Ottawa River used to be the American eel That surprises you right I mean come on look surprise eels Used to be all over the Ottawa River. Yes now what happens? They're most of them are gone now due to fishing But they're terrible they eat so many other fish eel. Yeah, they're very invasive But what happens is they still exist in the American rivers yeah, they come down through the locks Into doused lake which for all the listeners is a lake we have in the middle of Ottawa they come down which have fed well They come down through the locks. I'm you're right up. I'm sorry up but they go down through the locks if it's a globe That's true. That's true. It could just be across they come across into the Doused lake so 100% there are eels and doused lake or were yeah, no no still to this day There are eels and doused like they get trapped in the locks. They can't get back up The locks and they get stuck in the thing this doesn't sound like I encrypted you hold on apparently there's been one eel that's been living in Dowslake for the past 40 whatever years that's grown to be over eight feet long. They have seen there are multiple multiple eyewitness accounts of this eel taking ducks from the top of the water. I've seen some giant is a carp. Yeah. Giant sturgeon for sure. So they get really big in the auto river. But so in I believe that in this lake in the middle of our city, we have an eight foot eel that eats water foul. And what happens in the winter? They are alive underneath the ice. They just hibernate correct. Did you see speaking of you were there? That's our own cryptid interest. But how crazy is that? What's crazy is because we're not a real city is that's not like promoting or advertise? Well, I'm going to start I'm making sure you should. I mean, you're block away from where you could have been at one time. Well, first I'm going to go and try and fish this eel out of the fucking Dowslake. That's one thing you can do. We're going to go on a that's what we're doing. There should be jet ski races on the canal. And wait, can I tell you something else? Red Bull should do that. You're now allowed to swim in Dowslake. I don't know if you knew this. It had been banned for the past whatever 40 years, but now they found out that it's actually cleaner than like the beaches in Ottawa. So they've let people start swimming. That means people are swimming with an eight foot eel. Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that. That eats waterfall. That eats waterfall. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Great story. I heard that. I was like, I am so proud to live in Ottawa. Did I read the funniest story this week? This guy was arrested. So this guy in New York had Asperger's and he had memorized the entire MTA line. What's MTA? Metro Transit Authority. Okay. So the subway and also the buses. This guy has memorized every single bus route in New York City and the subway line. And he got arrested this week. He's been. He's been hijacking city buses and driving the routes perfectly. He's not a bus driver. It's like catching if you can't. So he has Asperger's and he's just so obsessed with the bus routes that he's like, he's like, I can make this more efficient. It's almost like Kramer in that episode. And Trump put this guy in jail. What a piece of shit. This guy should be his ex. That was in. Do you think that you'd be happier the world if Camara had won the election? Yes. Camara? I didn't like her. I didn't like anything that they were one zillion percent. What if it's only because of Trump that Epstein comes out exactly? That's a good question. That's a really tough pill to swallow. I think I would rather just eat the steak. You'd rather. Yeah. I think that's what we live in. And I think that's why we wanted to frustrate you. Do you rather just not know about all this heinous shit? What are you going to do about it? What does it matter? And it's unbelievably good that the Epstein shit has come to light. But if Camara is right and you are right and nothing ever happens because of it and we've had to endure Trump ruining the world for the past year and three more. I don't know if the juice is worth the squeeze on the world. Loaning the world is subjective and I'll tell you when I was abroad, people did not speak bad of Trump. Where were you? Some people would. Sorry. Where were you abroad? So in those two places, I can guarantee you that if you go to most of Europe right now, they're all saying shit about Trump. I wonder. Places where Trump is using his pseudo-authority to ruin other country's existences, like come on. Like this is nuts now. For the betterment of America, he's willing to set the world on fire. That's not a good leader, not for his country, but not for our country's. How do I know that? We did just find out that there's a massive sex trafficking child pedophile. No, no, no, that aside. I think he's coming. I think Simon, I think Simon is coming with all these tariffs that are making people lose their job. Like we're in a crazy economy right now with America. I think you could take that as an example. You don't know exactly. Well, the same thing is happening. Yeah, we do know that car. The media is telling us this. No, I'm not watching this on the media. I'm watching it. I'm fucking independent news now. I would say, come on. Canada's the client has nothing to do with Trump. I was in the state and things aren't cheap. And I'm not talking about from a, I'm not talking about from a, I'm not talking about from an exchange rate. When you add the exchange rate, it was heinous. I'm not ignoring prices. Yeah, I didn't buy cigarettes when I was there. No, my point, forget, forget Donald Trump. Beer is cheap probably. I was just saying in general, like I, I, I was used to going to the states and things being like the exchange rate kind of worked itself out because things were cheaper. So you went to McDonald's and it was substantially cheaper with the exchange rate. It was kind of a wash. So you didn't really give a shit. This time I noticed where I was like, fuck, these are like the same prices as back home. I'm just paying an American dollars. Like it didn't seem like anything was. Now again, we didn't do that much. So it's tough to gauge, but like, you, you think you said in the wind on fire, I think you might be saying the world in order. Okay. Well, first of all, he's the president of the United States. He should be focusing on the United States. He should have nothing to do with other fucking places and how they run their business. I'm sure you created the glad they happen to care. Are they? You create what a preference America. America. Because now the, because now Ukraine is saying that America is just asking them to seed land after all of this. Yeah. So no, they're not happy. But if America did not care about Ukraine, it'd be Russian, right? I don't know. Maybe Trump did not start that. So you can't even give him credit. I don't want to give him credit for starting. But everyone says there's no reason for America to be involved. Everyone thinks everyone should be involved in defending Ukraine. Well, NATO should be involved. A coalition of countries should be involved in helping a country that's being, and he came up and said, none of you guys are paying your NATO bills. There is no NATO. And everyone said, okay, we'll pay our bills. And that's why certain people are like, I was at a function. And the only department that's not being cut right now in Canada and trying to find money, save money as we are in a deficit or whatever is the Department of Defense. Obviously because they're getting all the NATO money. So that's where you want to go right now if you're in Canada for a job. And that would not have happened without Trump. Sorry. What? Trump makes everything up, has made everyone decide, okay, we got to take this seriously. Everyone was on cruise control up until then. And for most of that, everything that's good and dandy. Well, everything was status quo is what you're saying. But the status quo was absolutely not all that stuff. Yeah, but I still have a tough time. If the shoe was on the other foot here, if Biden had run on, I'm going to release the Epstein files and then got in and then immediately to the 3 180 was like, what are we talking about this guy for? You guys don't even need to see what's in here. And then refuse to do all that. I just can't get by like, I can't get by how you're still like, I think he's making the world right when he's potentially very deep in this massive fucking plan. Well, no, it's a rough. No, it's a rough schedule. It's only he could uncover. I have it uncovered as his name attached to it. And where am I even the worst thing is a good thing? Well, no, I think his plan was to never, I mean, first of all, he said, we said if Kamala won, we wouldn't know about any of this status quo. Yeah, but here's the problem. Let's say, let's say they don't ever release the last of the files or let's say they've scrubbed them because that's what they're saying right now that the FBI preemptively scrub them of all Trump's name and that we'll never get those files. Well, one thing was they, the FBI agent reformatted the cameras for the Epstein cell. Yeah, we lost. Yeah, yeah. Can you finish what you're saying? What was I saying? Well, I was on our far fetch. They are deleting stuff. What I said was the FBI preemptively, they believe right now has already scrubbed the remaining Epstein files that before all this, like, they knew that they were probably going to have to release them at some point and that the FBI, without the DOJ's knowledge, they're saying, which is a big problem, which is an impeachable thing. I mean, who, Cashmetel's clearly a useful idiot. They have no problem with him going to jail. Oh, well, we know that. But they're saying that the FBI already scrubbed it of potentially anything and criminating to Trump. Well, you're the one who said that he made it so he can never be prosecuted for anything anyways. Yeah, but I think if you, there's no way he can get this third term that he's hoping for. There, there's no third term. Sure there is. No, I totally disagree with that. I think that is the type of thing that's going to cause what you said, the people to just say enough is a fucking enough. You can't just go against this thing that we all hold dear. We don't have that. But he's already been going against that thing they hold dear. Like, dude, there's Americans in this woman in Florida the other day. She's a fucking an American citizen and she said something about the mayor of Miami. And the cops showed up warrantless at her house went into her house. I mean, isn't that the exact same thing that they're railing on for what Britain is doing? Yeah. The whole fucking thing is a mess. Maybe interesting question was if you could just if you could switch to America tomorrow, your money turns into American money. I don't think that'll matter in four years. And we have a different president than the one that's in there right now. Because then yes. Well, that's interesting. Because like, Camar, we're on the verge of their currency not even being the reserve currency anymore. In which case, we're just because of the bricks. Yeah, in which case, we're all so fucked. Like they will go to war. Dude, if they stop using that as they're as the reserve currency, you can expect World War Three to kick off within months. If not weeks. Well, listen, every, I'm, I'm, let's just like Trump said with Epstein, let's just be done talking. The side talking points. I don't see how ever effect me. If World War Three breaks out, that's a weird. I don't believe in nukes. I don't think we have a world war will affect all of us. No. If countries are deciding to attack where you live, I think that affects you. Where is this war being fought? And we're thinking that there's going to be nuclear winter and no place is safe. Or armies are coming to your borders. I don't know. Ships are coming off the coast of Halifax. Like I think that affects you. I, it's going to affect you. Like they did a simulation in America could take care of like 48 hours. Something like that. Yeah, that's not good. Why don't there be a lot of fighting? Like give me your scenario what World War Three is. I guess it depends on where it takes place. Well, first off, you're doing, I think you're, how about this? I'll give you a scenario because I think you're thinking about World War Three much like World War One or two. The power goes off tomorrow and doesn't come back. Yeah, I don't think that day comes. Like walking dead sort of almost without the zombies. Well, I'm just saying like if you're China and you have, think about all the spy balloons and all the setting up in your military installations. But when we're back to restarted, there's the biggest market is us. No, I agree. I'm just saying, but what I'm saying is. Of course, the Americans. I'm not saying China wants to. I'm saying you can push a country to the point where they have no choice. That can always be done. You can always push a country to where they go. We don't, you've given us no other out other than to fight. But it's not necessarily a nuclear attack. Sure. You're even forgetting too. I think that's what I associate World War Three as. Here's the other problem that we haven't spoken about. And we'll get to that right now. Uh, did you hear about Anthropic this week? And then. Is that the AI? I wrote the article about the computer. What's happening with AI? Well, I don't know. So Anthropic came out this week. They're CEO and they were like, so we realized somewhere in the code that Anthropic is willing to blackmail and even kill if it knows that we're going to, if it knows, we're going to turn it off. And I was like, you guys are saying the stuff out loud that we should find out about in a paper 20 years now. Turn it off. What are we fucking doing? This should be a shareholder meeting where you're saying, sorry guys, we lost all your money. We're going to liquidate whatever we have and try to pay you back. But this is done. We're done with this. Some guy wrote this article. It's going around right now where he's giving us prunostication of where we're going to be at. How far AI has come? Apparently we are literally on the cusp of the job market evaporates. Yeah. Like, and it's not like a 10-year plan. No, no, it's happening so fast now. I have mixed feelings. I feel like the rapid change or disruption would have happened by now. Because it's been like two years since we heard about chat GPT. The newest chat GPT just came out. Chat GPT Omega or whatever the fuck it's called. And it's so far, it's so far beyond chat GPT1 which came out two years ago. So if it's that far ahead, it's not going to even take two years. It's going to take six months. This is the most advanced iPhone or, you know, it gets really advanced but not that advanced. I just feel like it would have happened by now. By my timeline, the influence that AI would have had on. Like, I don't think we're smart enough to use it. How about that? You know, you don't know all the functions on your iPhone. Well, maybe we don't have to use it. Maybe it starts using itself, which is Matt's point. But that is the point. And if it's willing to go to the degrees that were isn't supposed to be programmed into it, we have a huge problem. We're talking about Terminator shit. How about this, Kamar? I hope, like, if this is true, it's probably too late. And then I hope you're right about nukes. I hope we don't have them. Like, there's a chance that what Kamar is saying is true. That nukes are a ruse. Oh, I've said that a long time ago. Well, I just. It's just something to keep us afraid and to keep us. We can keep taking your tax dollars and spending it on fucking military and making us rich. But there are no nukes because it wouldn't make sense for us to have them. It wouldn't make sense for any of us to have them. It's mutually assured to struck. We're going to destroy the earth because we don't like you. We don't like your policies. You're going to take a. It just doesn't make any sense. It's all true. Exactly. However, like I just finished saying, you can make a lot of money with the threat of what we do have nukes. But if AI is real and we're pushing forward, we better fucking pray that we don't have nukes. Because it can put its finger on the button without ever being allowed to put its finger on the button. You better build six nuclear power plants tomorrow or I'm going to nuk the whole fucking thing. Well, and you know what's so crazy is that all across America and even through Canada too, there are these missile silos that are there for the defense system to be able to stop. You just coming in from somewhere else. Who's controlling those? What about this one? Guy always saying that Russia is putting nukes in space. They must already be there, right? Well, we know they detonated nukes in space, but you mean to have one that could just fire from up there. I assume they have a satellite up there that's a military one that should be harder to hit since it's in low earth orbit. Even then everything I've read about this iron dome shit, the high speed nukes that they have, it's almost impossible to hit them. Well, we went through this when what's her name? Yeah, sexy voice. Yeah, yeah. The one you just did. That's her thing now. It's talking about you. Just describe the end of the world yet. Yeah, so that's really trying to rub me the wrong way. But it's but her voice is so sexy. I can do it. So I should be able to figure out how to manipulate like particles. Yeah, but who's to say how this is the thing? Ultimate abundance. Yeah, but what I'm just making turkey dinner. But come on, hold on. I'm kind of rocks like Tesla. They have that why it's crazy to think that they don't already have that. See, they just give you tragedy. We did have it and we weren't allowed. Like, so do playstation, put it on models. What I'm saying is like you're sitting there playing with Sora, making videos and you're talking a chat, GBT, and it's giving you answers. Meanwhile, they're like, oh, we've fucking split the atom 10 times. But yes, so some people somewhere must know truths that we do not know. And these and AI is something we create well presumably, unless it's like an alien form that was brought down here. And I don't know this makes sense, but whoever decided that it's okay to have this advertising and bombardment of gambling on the public. That's too much. Like does that seem like the most irresponsible thing? The most irresponsible thing. But they also they ban cigarettes. It doesn't make sense to me. Like it's any any. Well, and the way that the phone games are mini slot machines. So this is where I was going to go. You beat me to it. I was going to say what's really, what's really it is grooming. Perfect word. What's really incisive about it is that every video game you play now has some sort of loot box feature in it where, oh, I spent a little bit of money and I got to open a box and I got a skin or I got the fucking. And it's it literally like you're saying it's just guiding them into. Why don't you make a six leg parlay? It just seems more worked on me. It seems more detrimental than the job market falling out. Or this is what happens when the job market fall out and when it's playing slots. But so this is what I was talking about is the after the Super Bowl people were like is our economy literally just propped up on AI, which is not a real thing. Basically like you're just talking to it and making useless videos, but there's no real product. Well, the stock market. And we know what Jeffy have seen things of the stock market. But even then the stock. It's already propped up on stock market. But the stock market. Not sure exists. Well, the stock market is held up by all the billionaires that live like you know what I mean. The reason it doesn't really go up or down that much is because we don't have that much invested in it anymore. Like I'm not sure the stock market could fully crash like it did in 29 because it's all held by 4,000 people. Right. And those people and those people hold they're not going to. The problem too is those are the people who are building the apocalypse bunkers. Like none of this is looking good for your future. You know what's funny, Charlie's future. a pockled spunkers if you think about them now, it's kind of it's like why did you just push on that because I'm he thinks that I've changed so much. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, look at what I look at my nephew and just can't imagine when he's going to be worried, like his world, his future, the world is great. Do you know what I mean? Well, because he's young and bright. I was like, you never like a wonder if your parents thought around like this is going to be bad for Simon's future. But I think you're doing this weird thing. No, like if you were, what if you were born during the depression or just after your birth or what if you were born just before World War II? No, of course it depends. All these things matter, but what I'm saying to you is like, yeah, in our lifetime, we've been lucky enough to grow up where our whole life we've been like, things are peachy and things will only get better. There's a chance that my son will grow up and be like, I would love it if things got better. Look, I don't know. No, so the idea is that you're the worst here has ever been. You said you're not scared of World War III. Well, that's because you didn't have to live through World War II. And if you had, you would probably be real fucking worried about what's going on right now. I think people lived in Canada during World War II and just went about their business. Some people lost a brother that went off or a friend, but I think you're mistaken. We'll see. I hope we won't see. That's history. I hope we won't see. Just this idea in 2008 thought we might be standing around, uh, barrels, he gave you five years. That sort of thing. Then that's the only that would be the result. If you asked me 10 years ago if I thought we could be where we are today, I would have said absolutely not. So five years ago, you guys said we said barrels. We said barrels. And we might be on the precipice. We're pretty fucking close. Unless AI is the X factor, which you argued it was. Yeah, the thing that's just going to destroy Earth. I just can't shut it off. It seems like when we said it was all over, things have gotten exponentially worse. But you disagree with that. I'm saying we don't know. Yeah, maybe you're right. Yeah. I just like here seems to me, whatever they did in Venezuela is like the new way to do that. Whoever is in charge of it or if it's for Israel or whatever versus what happened in Libya. I just, my fear is like, I don't know if you saw it, but Trump. So I brought this up a couple of weeks ago that Trump had done something that I was like, this is a piece of legislation that we can all get behind that is great. And that was, excuse me, he had said he was going to ban private equity from buying homes because all those companies are buying all the houses and the market is fucked. And I said, that's great. So flash forward now two weeks later, that got shit all over. And then he said, well, it has to go through Congress and all this stuff. And it's never going to make it. So we're not going to do it, which is ironic because they control the house and the Senate and all that. But that's fine. They should be able to do it over. They can't. But here's what's crazy. Then he goes, and I couldn't believe this. I was like, this, this almost feels like it's AI. He went into a press conference and they asked him about housing prices. And this was his answer. And I'm not joking. He said, I absolutely do not want the price of houses to go down. I want the price of houses to go up. I want all the Americans who've bought homes. I want them to feel like they're finally ahead in the game. And so if the price of houses go up, those people feel, and I was like, we're fucked. The absolute opposite of what he just said, he was going to do. Yeah, great. So we're talking about all the bad things that may be happening right now, wars, possibly being started. I listened to this thing about what they call the Adam and Eve apocalypse theory, which is as it was a CIA document that got hidden. Don't like these yet. And it was all about these pull shifts that happen. Yeah, every 700,000 years. It's actually less than okay, but yeah, yeah, I know where the place completely shipped. That's why Antarctica's covered in ice. Right. So exactly. So the next pull shift, they say we are past due. Yeah, I know. The next pull shift, they say Antarctica and Greenland are actually going to come back to being warm. Because those will be the only inhabitable places, habitable places left. Because everything else will go into the state of nuclear winter or whatever it is. That's real climate change. Yes. I wonder if that's why he wants Greenland so much. Because he knows they know that this is coming. And that's you know what I'm saying? So if you own the one place that's going to be habitable, I watched the craziest thing on Greenland and it involved, you wouldn't believe it, it involved Mark Andreessen, former Joe Rogangest, it involved the sea setter guy, former Joe Rogangest. Remember him? Yeah. So the AI guy. Yeah, Mark. Well, Mark Andreessen is just a billionaire who funds a lot of fucking weird shit. The AI come to whatever. Go on. He's bald. He's been on multiple times. Yeah, I forget. And then someone else that's that was on Joe Rogang. But yet it's who knows who the fuck knows if the pull shift were dead anyway. So there's no point in the billionaires will just get their way. I've said this before, but like what conspiracy they had in, I guess the oil and water, running a car on water. Well, that's a, that wasn't a, that was a fact. Well, there still is that. Yeah, that guy got murdered. Did you, um, did you watch that or listen to that episode of Danny Jones where they had the guy to come on to debunk the moon hoax thing with the astronauts? No, this is a new one. I thought you listen to it. So that's the one nice thing about Danny Jones is he'll have both. He's like the opposite of Joe Rogang. Yeah. So we had a guy come on a science guy to prove that we have gone to the moon. And he did a lot of discrediting of what's that guy's name who did a funny thing happened on the way. The problem is that guy is such a puss that it's so hard. To get behind him because some of the things he says are just so, guy who's went to the moon or the guy. I'm just so confused right now. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know where we went and who went where. I mean, frankly, we don't even know if the moon even exists. Well, everything's his plasma. Well, I like the, I like the hollow moon theory the best. That's the, it's a, it's an alien one you can really get. I like the firepower, but every time that they're like come close, they look close. When you see the moon and the sun and the sky at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. They look like they're right next to each other. But it's because we're anyways. It doesn't seem like that should happen. Right. It doesn't. It happens. We just, because chemtrails are real, right? You still know on chemtrails. Chemtrails is the biggest one that I've never understood. Well, they are for sure using chemtrails to do some things, but not every plane you see is dropping poison on you. But why, why we should be distressed about it? Maybe you shouldn't be distressed about it. I'm not. But just like my, my heroes of conspiracy, one of those things is chemtrails. Well, if they were dropping like chemicals on you that would make you dumber. That would be, you mean like flora. Right. I knew that was coming. Have you guys ever heard of the black night satellite? No. So apparently there's the black night satellite is this satellite that has no origin and apparently is circling around. And I always thought it was a total conspiracy theory. Just, you know, another alien thing. But it turns out that two things are true. One Tesla, when he, you know, they said that he was being contacted by aliens. So apparently it was that that was talking to him. The black night satellite. I'm glad you brought that up. The other thing is Jacques Vallet. You know him. Close to cousin third guy. Yeah. Hugh J. Leon guy. The reason he got into aliens in the first place, he had nothing to do with aliens. He was looking at the stars for something else. And he spotted this black night satellite and that led him on this path to to start looking into aliens because he found this thing up there that that Tesla he thought that had been communicating with Tesla. He like Tesla. That was his rabbit hole. No, no. His rabbit hole was just that he found a thing that he couldn't explain and that led him down to become one of the pioneers. The example of the that spaceship meteor thing Majigee that Ari Lobby was the oh, man, wow, you know, two of them, umu, umu, umu, and then a three, three, eight, four, five, seven, six, impactful. I mean, Kamar was right about that. That was a big fucking nothing burger. And unless I'm right and it's circling back around everything's a nothing burger. I'm surprised. Someone hasn't tried to do a more of a three body problem approach. Because that really in what way? The idea that there's something coming in two years. Let me give these sneak that into the operation. Uh, it is happening. Well, they, what's the one where they said there was going to be an either an alien attack or the coming of, uh, of, uh, blue man Jesus. is Operation No Blue Beam is something else. It's Operation Pegasus. No, it'll come to me. Anyways, I've been listening to this new podcast I found and it's just reignited my passion for characters. No, for all he talks about all different stuff, but it's just a lot of a lot of information. There's some furry conventions in your future. Why? Well, if you equipped convention, everyone goes dress up as big food. Not the same. Oh, can I tell you one that's really interesting? That's a fact. So you know how they said we know now that there were seven different species of hominids living on the planet at the same time. It wasn't just Neanderthals and humans and there was Florentine, the Hobbit people, there was the Denisovans, there was the Neanderthals and this is a fact because they found it in the fossil record. Our ancestors and Neanderthals lived at the same time. They were at war with each other. The Neanderthals were like the orcs in Lord of the Rings. They were huge monstrous humanoids that ate humans and again, they know this because of the fossil record. They found these tools. They would have used tools, a weapon and they would come in. They would and the reason we were able to survive is because we were smart enough to run and hide. That's what we've told ourselves. Well, we're here now. But no, we're just we were talking off air about the creation of the narrative. I suggested Avery on the Joe Rogan podcast said that we're actually in 1626. I mean, listen, personal. We're going to do with anything 1626 or something like that. Any year we say is just stupid regardless. Every thing we face hundreds of thousands of years ago. I saw a woman show how they built the pyramids and then took what wasn't pyramid away. I feel that that's very interesting. They're very compelling and interesting. Or more her and her dissertation was delivered very matter-facilist scientifically. At least it's an idea. It's an idea. I mean, they're all just ideas. And how they keep coming. The fact that these megaliths exist is like the one thing we know for certain. We don't know how they were built. We have no way but we know they're there. Even though Peru is way crazier because the location compared to the Egyptian desert. Yeah, way crazier way crazier. Machu Picchu has some of the biggest megalithic stones ever seen. What are we doing so far up being quarried not only thousands of miles away, but to be able to drag it up there. It doesn't even make any sense. Way less sense is way more impressive. What if all those things were built as a like a warning to us as to what happened in the past and what's going to happen in the future? Or why do we stop destruction? Why do we stop building on top of them? We didn't. There are churches in France that are built on top of ancient. They just kept doing it and doing. We don't do that anymore because we know that they have the building new churches. They're building new pyramids on top of the pyramids. I mean, well, they're not building new pyramids. But maybe they're built. Hey, maybe they're building museums on top of pyramids. You'll like that. That's your whole fucking Egypt museum. Well, that's what I'm just saying. Why has Egypt choised you to exploit their pyramids for a financial gain? I mean, go go go go go go to your pyramids. Well, all the the are they? Yes, you can take tourism at you, Peach. Oh, no, of course, the well, but that's huge. That's a huge tourism bring for them. But they're not spending a billion dollars on a museum to propagate a lie. As we now know, there's columns underneath. Hold on. I don't think the Peruvian government is like, they say like the Inca or the Maya bill. I don't remember which the Inca is built. They're lying as well. That's not true either. The Inca even say in their writings, we did not build this. We came here and this was here. None of it makes any sense. We don't have answers to anything. Period. There's answers. We're not going to get any. I thought we were way further down the road with this whole AI thing. So you thought, but hold on. I'm just curious because how long do you think AI has really been around? I guess as far as the way we use it now because AI has been around for 20 years in reality, right? Sure. But I'm asking you like, how long do you think it's been around for like the chat GPT AI that we're talking about now? Three years, four years, maybe five. I can't really wear formative or just. But where did you think it was going to go in five years? Five years is not a long time for technology. It's come along. It's come along. At this rate, at this rate, I agree. But what I'm saying is I think he was expecting it to be the X factor within five years. I mean, maybe a year from now, we have the fucking holodeck. I will say it's very interesting that the US leaves the World Health Organization and within like a week, every country on Earth has come up with a cancer cure for name a body part, colon, lungs. It's a cure. Yeah. Didn't see any of this? No one has seen them. Jesus is coming back. What are you saying that the United States was suppressing all of that? I don't know. All I'm saying is the week they leave the World Health Organization, I see seven different articles, China's cured lung cancer, fucking Spain is a hard time backing up the World Health Organization after we saw what happened with the fucking COVID thing. Oh, that was a question asked me. If another pandemic happened, yeah, do you think we know what to do two weeks to the curb? Like, let us know what's going on or it'd be harder to manage? I think the rest of our money's going away. No, I do the general population would just lock down, of course, we know six, six feet distance. We get it. We know what to do. Yes, people would fall back in line really quickly. If that's what you're asking, yes. I think it would be, well, you wouldn't get people taking the vaccine in the same way. I can tell you that much. It would be a harder sell. I don't know. You wouldn't. You're not a people that are still, if you put up COVID, are like, you're an absolute piece of shit. 100%. There are still a lot of people who would do it. But it's not everyone. By the way, ask all those people how many boosters they got and see how their fucking tune changes. Lots of boosters. No, most of them did. It's so, no, most of them did. I had so many arguments with people where I was like, I was like, how many boosters did you get and they were like, none? And I was like, so you didn't really believe in it. That's kind of the point I'm making. Did you get any boosters? No, me either. I got the two that let me go to the States. That's what I did. Or whatever it was. All I remember is some hazy footage with someone freaking out in some Chinese doctor's office. This is at the very beginning of the pandemic, maybe before we thought locked out here was true and has put this fear into me that this wave of that was coming. It wasn't a person who took the vaccine. It was a person who got sick with cold energy, whatever they're. Yeah, yeah. And was dying on the street. Yes. That one picture. Yeah. And I can't find that. That was like that picture of the guy with the Nazi flags at the trucker thing. And just sets off a whole psyche. So we'll see. But I listen, I agree that lots of people are going to fall into step. But I think it'll be far less than the first time. And I think that's it. I think that's how those things work. Like every time something bad happens, we learn a little more. And people who repeat history or know, what's them? Doom to repeat it. I think it just means that in our history or doom to repeat something like that. Like is trying to meet our climate goals and failing better than not trying it all. Let's try. Well, yeah, trying to meet your goals and failing is a problem. If the whole thing is a scam then it's not good. But we also like we're conflating again. We shouldn't pollute, right? And probably gas engines aren't great for the environment. Are they better than the electric car? Who fucking knows? Because this is a stupid conversation anyway. We don't have the power grid for everyone to have an electric car. So this conversation needs to go away. It's something some, I listen, I agree. Having some electric cars on the road is a good start. I'm with you. But this conversation about like tomorrow, everyone driving electric car, it's crazy. It's stupid anyways because to bring the car over, it's coming on a ship that makes more like the whole thing is doubted. That would be the, I think the biggest pressure release valve for all of us if they could, if they'd say, you know what, we're going to sort of say we're winning the climate battle. They just started lying to us. Yeah. Well, that's what we like. We like how it's trying. We had the ozone layer. Exactly. And they fixed that right away. And they just say, using the other side just have announced that the, you stopped using aerosol. Temperature went down point, oh, oh, one percent. Then this doesn't mean you can start polluting. But, but you still have spray bottles. They just figured out another way to do it. We need plastic and we take out the aerosol. I can't really. Okay, aerosol, it used to be the thing to spray the off. So you could use your bug spray. - Yeah. - You still use bug spray. - Yeah. - They just, it's a different technique to release it. Like it didn't change our lives at all. - And you can't prove that-- - No, my point is that we, we can't prove that, you're right. - It's cold. - But if it did, it wasn't hard. - I said rain. There's another great example. There's something wise, it wasn't. We just, we put a book heads on it. Or we solved it and we just aren't that resourceful. But if we're carrying cancer. - I mean, I hadn't heard that. When they can grow my hair back, that's when we've really jumped the shark. - What, Turkey's got it going on? - Yeah, I think that's a scam. - I think I had so much money that I could do that for you. - I wouldn't do it. - Well, there's many people I'd like to do it for. - Yes. But I would do it here. I don't want to go to Turkey. It'd be fun if Kamar was super rich 'cause I know he'd have a YouTube channel where he just went and tried that stuff. Like he'd be like, "I'm in Turkey getting teeth today." And then we would-- - And the next episode would be him with a big list. - We were discussing that if I had a lot of money, I'd probably buy Ireland. - That's the UK. - Yeah, definitely. - Which people over here. - Kamar would eventually go-- - Kamar would regrow like an unhealthy amount of pubic hair and then open his own island. - Yeah, I don't think it would end well. - No, I think we're all pretty sure of that. - Kamar, you would buy the island. You would have crazy parties with billionaires and all the girls would be of age. They'd be just of age, but they'd be of age. You'd be doing a lot of drugs. - Yes. (laughing) - He pushes the limit. That's his whole thing. So after the 18 year olds aren't good enough, - By not for that I could chew. It's just for the best. I just have such a chip on my shoulder. - I would not do well by it. Success and wealth. - I have a feeling you'd be fine. You've lived your whole life. Especially right now, you've lived your whole life the way you have. I don't think it would change you that much. - I think I'd fall into a pit of drugs. - Yeah, but who cares, you're rich now. - But nobody is that, we know that's not the way to go. - Is it, why not? If you have the means to support it, sounds like a great fucking time. - Kamar, if I'm rich tomorrow, I'm falling into a pit of drugs. - What are we fucking doing? - I'm poor and I'm in a pit of drugs. - No, you're not because you're - I'm a spokesperson crack. - Right, Matt said it last week. - 'Cause you're gonna sit up on Chico. I think he called it there for the war. - No, Charlie changes a lot of thing, but my kids are grown. Like, I'm definitely shooting here on the cusp of your responsibility. I watch it Christopher, watch the guys. - It's fucking right. - Like, Kamar, I'm not even kidding. If I won $50 million tomorrow, I am starting drinking again. - You wouldn't not with, not drinking. - No, no, hear me out, not heavy. I'm not talking about binge drinking, heavy drinking. - You have one thing. - Yeah, you can't say shit anymore, man. You are now tied to a great ride. - Listen, you know what? Everyone that raised us was a little bit liquored up and look how we turned out. - 'Cause every once in a while at trivia, I get soda water, everyone else gets vodka, so does whatever. Every once in a while, pick up someone's drink and take a sip of it. No right away. Oh, God, that's alcohol. And I feel a little bit of disappointment. But it was a mistake. And I don't like go home and wait and knock on it, just like, I shit. But I know if I drank a drink, I would just be so disappointed. - That's funny, 'cause I do shots every once in a while and I'm never disappointed in myself. - No, you're done, Kamar. I know that might seem up. You're done. I can see it in, unless I got wealthy though. That is what I'm saying. - I haven't even-- - I agree with you, but what I'm saying is right now, when you're like, I don't go home and wait and knock on one, I do, I know you're done. - I haven't eaten any sweet since New Year's. - Well, that's probably why you're flying on all of the show. - I used to buy cookies every night when I went home, I would go and get something from the bakery. Like, you just-- - Matt child over here. - No, but for me to-- - For me was a Harry Boone gummy bear, or whatever, some sort of gummy. - I love Harry. - When they started pulling out my teeth, I just had to quit my fillings. - So you've stopped, but what was that? Because of weed, you'd get the munchies, you'd-- - No, no, I did that as my New Year's resolution. - Oh, it's kind of sugar. - My wife said I couldn't do it, I said just watch. And I hear-- - That's motivator in the world. - And I was like, I was getting fat. My age is-- - I didn't want to say anything, but-- - Fuck you. - My age-- There's no way you'd notice. My age has finally started catching up. Like my metabolism, I used to be able to do whatever the fuck I wanted, whenever the fuck I wanted. I could eat as much as I wanted, all the time. It never made a goddamn difference. Then I looked in the mirror and I had these love handles and it's like, holy shit. What is going on here? - Well, that's it. - Where did these come from? - The back fat forms. Why are you not looking? - Yeah, and you're like, we're fine there. - Everything was fine here. - When you start seeing in the front, that means it's full up at the back. - Yeah. - That's what was happening. - It started migrating from the back to the front. - It's a rude, rude awakening. - Like continental drift. - Dude, it's full up at the back. - Yeah, so I have an end, like, back down to like, not what I was when I was whatever, but to a reasonable weight. - But it's like there's zero downside. - You know what I really was? Kamar told me he was 185 pounds and I went, oh, fuck. We're almost the same size now. - That's right. - I'm back down to like 160. - Back up to 192. - Yeah, so the world is right. - Like any cookies again. - It's a constant battle. - What was it? - No, but it's that quick now. Like, if I start eating shitty tomorrow. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So it's all happening. - You have to be in control. - And I am not saying I'm great. I still smoke. I still do tons of terrible things. But that one, I thought it was gonna be impossible to give up. I think the only thing that's impossible to give up is nicotine. It is gotta be the number one. - 'Cause he couldn't give it up. He gave up smoking and just got addicted to something else right away. You said you gave up your vape months ago. - No, I said that by the way. - It took me like four days. - No, I'm actually saying nicotine is impossible. It is the ultimate fucking vice. - The worst part is it was you. 'Cause when I was in Vancouver, I had given up nicotine. - You have two things now. - I had given up. (laughing) - When I was in Vancouver, I'd give it up nicotine completely. I moved back, started hanging out with you. And next thing you know, I smoking cigarettes again. - Yeah, 'cause I said nobody likes the quitter. And we all wanna fucking die together, man. It's so fun if you're the last one alive. - But I think I love smoking people more than the nicotine. - But you seem to really like putting these things in your mouth like I watch you. It's a- - Oh, that just gets them over the hump. - It's a whole thing. - But you have to be in my body when I have one of these left. - One of yours in? - Yeah, smart. - Oh, I know how that is. It's when I need cigarettes. - It's when I'm like in the- - Well, I would never let that happen. I have a reserve pack at all times. - Okay, I'm gonna put this in place. - So this, when you're feeling great, it's just really just be smokers, but you have to stop. You just, you get smoked out. You can go a lot deeper. - I can't sleep with the cigarette in my mouth. - I just, I'm not, I'm not. - I'm picturing Kamar like running his first marathon with like three patches up his top lip just fucking. - You wear both gums. - Just zinned out, yeah. - And really the fucking kicker now is that they sell your vice in the drugstore. They don't sell cigarettes in the drugstore. - Oh my God. - But because yours is supposed to be an anti-smoking, they sell that with Nicarat. - Come on. - But nobody wanted Nicarat. It was gross and you didn't get enough nicotine. - I have our million dollar idea. You get a mouth guard with the, has zins. - Oh, that's a no brainer. - Her sports. - That's a no brainer. - Right, what are we doing here? - And if you figure out a way, I can like, smoke through my ears as I sleep. - Poison mats, co-op. (laughing) - Trim sign off the drill. (laughing) - Sorry. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Sorry guys, sorry guys, you're not gonna go around. - Podcast is done. - Come on, we're lividies drunk, you're rich. - I've watched you do a sprautus. - 100 billion isn't enough for come on, yeah. - You can't work with them. - Kill them. - Yes. - I was watching the guy that created, you know the happy sponge. I'm sure you fucking seen it. It's a sponge, has a smile on it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, so this guy, he was like, - Is it any of the chop wow guy? - No, this guy was just a working class guy and he was like, he was like, yeah, I had this fucking sponge and he's like, and I cut these ridges on it so that I could like clean under my nails. And he's like, and then I cut these two holes in it so that I could like clean each finger like. (coughing) He's like, and then I just threw the thing in my toolbox and just sat there. He's like sat there for like a year. He's like, then it hit me one day. Just cut him out for it. - It's a smiley face and dude, it's worth like a billion dollars now. - And it's just a sponge. - It's just a sponge. - It's a smiley face. - But it's multi-purpose in that you can do all the shit I just said, but like, I was like, why can't, why don't I, you know. - I don't believe stories like that. - No, but it's like someone owns like someone post to the other day, you know, you know the debate, the ageal debate, which way does the toilet paper go on? - Yeah, on top. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't know. - Are you an under guy? - No, I don't. - No, I don't. - You used toilet paper. - That's right, yeah. Come on, it doesn't work. It's ass. But if you did, how would you load your toilet paper? - I'm not gonna eat that. - Yeah, that's really good. - Wow, you're an underneath guy, didn't you? - Over, over, over you risk it, just spoiling itself. - Why doesn't under risk that? - How is it spoiling? - I don't use it so far. - No, I'm sorry. - You feel like you pull it. - I just use this as a new pair of underwear every day. - No, it means I shower. - But you shouldn't. shower all the time. Indian style. Brand new sheets and pillowcases and pillows every week. But you buy it. No, you tell us, you're gonna win it. For a lifetime. Well, they're already shit. It's not a game. We use them. This is why Camar's broke. He's got new sheets every day. Oh my god. New sheets every day. Yeah, I think I always said if I got really rich, fresh pair of socks every day. And then just donate them to like the whole I sell socks now at the store. Yeah. So I I'm literally like a sock a week guy. Oh, yeah, you like socks to your sock. I'm a sock guy. I'm new sock every now. Like get some slutty, stretched out sock. You're like a nice crisp. I'm not an animal. I used to hold a paper pitch. You just can't afford a bidet. All right, that's it. That's an episode. Thank you so much for listening. If you made it this far, appreciate you. There's a Patreon. If you want to support the show head over to patreon.com/jrepodcast. He's worth the show for his little $5 a month for that $5 you get the post. The show show we should the shit. Old episodes, whatever. By the end of this month, we will have figured out a new name, a new fucking format and all that's very close. Yeah, March. And if you like the way we used to do things, then pay the money and tune in for the post joke because it really is the post. Yeah, we will shit on Joe for a half hour. That's what we're going to do. We hope you have a great week. We hope you enjoy your weekend and as usual. Keep your eyes wide open.