No F*cks Given ft. Kylie Jenner

Kylie, you're my bitch. I don't know if I've ever been on a podcast before. ♪ Maybe you can't stay mine at me ♪ Kylie and I are getting so baked up today. Whoa, you please. What is something that you think about all the time? Aliens. The first scary movie I've ever seen with signs. - What the fuck is signs? - When you're spiraling, who do you text first? - When do you mute? - Our family group chat. - You were always muted. - What? - Truth or dare? - Okay. - Will you pick? - Oh. - Are you okay? - Are you okay? I just see your eyes watering. - No, mine are glossy from alcohol. Yours are glossy from tears. There's a difference. What was our bonding experience like being pregnant? - I don't think we ever expected to be pregnant at the same time. I guess, come on. - Wait, did you mean to post that on Instagram? - Bang, bang, kiss, kiss. - What, show me. Tell me right now and get it down. - What are some of your superstitious rituals you do? - Sorry, I'm gonna blind my lip liner. - Cheers to us. - Cheers. - And welcome and thank you for being on Chloe and what are you doing? - I love you. - I love you. - I love you. - It's so scary to see this episode. (laughing) ♪ I'm falling on my foot like ♪ ♪ I'm on my foot like ♪ - You are getting nasty right now. - Let her calm down. (upbeat music) - Kylie. - Hi. - Hi. - Thank you. - To Wonderland. - Thank you, I'm so happy to be here. - Happy that you're here. - So happy. - So I don't know if people know. And not like this isn't like a disc. - No, it's fine. - But this has been like the fourth attempt to get Kylie Jenner on the pod. And it, but timing is everything. - Timing is everything. - Because you're here now, we're present in Kylie and I are getting so fucked up today. - Yeah, I don't know if we would have done that the other times. - Yeah, you're right. We wouldn't have. - Timing's everything. - Also, can I have the floor? - You can say everything. - Okay. - So when you first were doing your podcast, we had a date. - You didn't have to be successful. - That's not true. - I'm just kidding. - We had a date to do it, but I felt like, I felt strongly that you needed to have non-family members on first to solidify your place in the podcast world. - Right. - So I felt like you need to do you and then I'll come on. - And fuck you hoes half the time. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Right. - And also what I do want to say to all the viewers and listeners is that I need to get something off my chest. - Oh my god. - I'm like wasted breaking news. Me too. - It's hitting me. - So Kylie and I, before we started recording, we shared a shot together. - It's like what the fuck is gonna happen this whole time, okay? - But Kylie and I don't really drink that much anymore. And half a shot of vodka and half a martini. Really fucks us up. Oh, yeah. - It's also like two days. - When the olives slap you in the face, you know it's a big deal. - I'm like, so what's happening? - But what I did want to say is that so, Kylie and I shot a YouTube video together. Everyone has seen it because it's like the most viral sensation. - It's definitely the best, most watched video on YouTube. - But we did that ages ago. So in honor of that video, we did a YouTube video for your YouTube channel where Kylie and I were so drunk, I literally blacked out in the garage here, which is crazy. And Kylie's security had to take me home and I had to fucking hold it together for your security I felt like. I was like, I was like, hello, sir. Who are you? I don't know why. I literally had like an absence. - But that's when it was like, well that's when I was drinking personally a lot more. And in the video, I took six shots, - Yes. - I took five shots. We're gonna start the video. I've taken one shot and I'm like, not okay. - I'm like, not okay with one. - Yeah, that's true. - And Kylie and I were here. We had all of Kylie cosmetics here because we're here and we're trying to bring that same energy. But I'm not asking Kylie today, like, where are you from? Because you're my sister. Like, it's weird. If I look so, how was your childhood? - So we're just gonna ask random, fun questions that probably most interviewers-- - Let's keep this fun. - It's fucking fun. - It's fucking fun. And whatever you don't want to answer, say it bitch, shut the fuck up. And we don't answer it. And we move on. And these aren't like riveting questions because you're my sister. I can ask you things that another interviewer is too afraid to ask you because they need to be like proper. Fuck you, bitch. I don't need to be proper. - And on that note, let's take half a shot. - You think so? - Chloe, please. - I'm not okay. How are you okay? - I'm not okay, but I can read. - Still. - Okay. So I'm gonna take a quarter. - Mm-hmm. - Can I just take a big goal with my martini? It's like the same thing. - Whatever you want to do. - Fucking fuck. - Okay. - I also wanted to say, I don't know if I've ever been on a podcast before. - What? - Right? - I don't know. - Who's podcast have I been on? - Stoss? - No. I've never been on a podcast before, but I wanted to-- - I wanted to-- - It's public announcement I wanted to start maybe getting on some podcasts, but I couldn't have done that. - No, don't say that. - Without you going on your own mind. - Well, yeah, now you're on mine. So honestly, that's how it should be though. - Yeah, I'd die. - Oh, okay. Kylie, Kristen, Jenner. - Why are you scared? - It's fine. - Whatever you don't want to talk about. We're not talking about. Okay. - I'm just so drunk. - Discuss your Roman Empire. Like what do you think about way too much? - Mm-hmm. - What is something, it could be the most, like I think about the color pink all the time. Whatever it is. - Aliens, maybe. - Yes. - Talk to me. - Yeah. - What about it? - I just highly, you and I at this moment, just we got so much deeper. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - No, we just said. - No, we relate about this a lot. I just-- - Love you more and more every day. - I don't know what it is ever since I was a child. - I think it's because the first scary movie I've ever seen was Signs. - Signs, bitch. - I don't know. - With Walking Phoenix. - I don't know if I know. - I have to see. - Maybe if I show you a photo, but that was the first scary movie I've ever saw. And it just gave me this like intense fear of aliens. And that would just be something that I think about a lot. - Do you think that they're, so are you afraid of them now? - Yes. - So I want to reassure you. - If aliens were to land on earth, like-- - No, but Kylie-- - I don't know what I would have to just-- - Kylie, they are among us. - I know. - You don't have to be afraid. Dr. Steven Greer already said that the government, thank you, that they're gonna stage an alien invasion. - So don't believe that. - You said they are. - They are? - Dr. Steven Greer said they are. He said the government is gonna try to instill fear and everyone, they're gonna stage an alien invasion. So bitch, I'm good. - Okay, when you can't fall asleep at night, what is your go-to scrolling app? - TikTok. - What are you looking up? Or you're just like mindlessly-- - I'm just on the floor, you page. - Yeah. - And what is like your algorithm? - It's really, it's a lot of animals. - Okay. - Like, wait, cut to, how many animals do you have? - So I just got two cats and I have lots of dogs. I lost count. - Yeah, you've had ton of dogs. - But my TikTok scroll is like animals, like funny videos of like chickens and-- - There's so many of chickens. - There's so many of chickens. - Lots of cats. I'm chickens too. Lots of cats and what else is on my for you page? Like people falling and stuff. - That's random. - Okay. - And that is random. How many group chats do you think you have? - I feel like I only speak in group chats. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Okay, so I feel honored when I have an individual conversation with you. - Yes. - Okay. - I'm like, "Ooh, this is serious." So Chloe's texting me on the side. - Oh, yeah. - Fuck, yeah. I wanna know, what are some of your memories of us growing up in the same house? Like, they could be the most random, like, I don't know, what are like the things that come to mind? - Okay. Do you wanna know some of my earliest memories with you? - I do. - Okay. We were at the Hidden Hills house and I remember you were, it was my birthday. - Okay. - And we were by the window. I just remember, this was like a very early memory. So I just remember we were by a window by the backyard. And you were asking, you were telling me how old I was turning. And I think I was like four or something. - Shut up. - Yeah, okay. - And you were like, hold up your fingers and you were helping me hold my fingers up. - Kylie, there's no way you remember this. - Are you gonna cry? - No, I need to hear the rest. - I cried. - Wait, are you okay? - Are you okay? - No, minor glossy from alcohol. - Oh sweet. - And then I remember, this is a little scarier. - Oh. - I just remember you when you got in your car crash. - Wait. - And you were like laying in your bed with a neck brace. - Did I remember? - These are not the same story, by the way. - No, this is a different time. - Okay, so the first memory is that's so sweet of me. You were four. - And you were holding on my fingers to tell me how old I was. - That's so nice of you. - You're like my mom. - I'm gonna cry just 'cause you're crying. I mean, the martinis do this just because it's sweet. Okay. And then pause. Pause. Another memory. Another memory. It is. I remember you. I remember my car crash. I think one of my parents, you know, my mother and my father. I know that. And they were like Chloe. They kind of, I remember they like explained to me kind of what happened. And then I went in to see you and you were like laying in bed with a neck brace. Am I wrong? No, you're not. Yeah. I was 18 years old. I got into a really bad car accident where an older gentleman ran a red light. I spun out. I went through my car windshield. I had to be removed from the car with the jaws of life is what it's called. I've had three knee surgeries from it. I was in a neck brace. I had like three burns. Yes. My head went through the windshield. And my dad always said, and I remember it was on cold water right before Ventura. My dad's office. And I never knew where it was. I knew, I knew exactly where it is. If I drive by it, I'm like, oh, I literally start like testing up because I'm like, pay attention. Look all around you. And I remember the stop sign. The man rolled to hit me. So it was a stop sign. Yes. So Ventura was there. And then right below it was like a stop sign. And to my right, because I was driving to my dad's office. And my dad's office was, there was a Jerry's Deli and a pins bowling alley. And my dad had an office right before. Okay. And I had a Mercedes and my on star immediately called my dad's office and Kim answered because she was his secretary. And it said, airbag went off, whatever it says. And Kim ran down and I kept saying, mom, mom. And I, I have no recollection of that at all. Kim would always say that. And they cut my jeans. I was the only, I was a little chubbier. So it was the only pair of jeans that fit me. And I kept saying, these are the only Kim told me that these are the only jeans that work. Don't do that to me. Oh, wow. And I went straight to surgery that day for my knee. But, um, and I had some memory loss from that incident. And yeah. And that was horrible. And then I was put in a neck brace. I had a knee brace from my ankle to my upper thigh for like three months. And mom made me go on a date with someone in that time. And I was the way I walked into the date. Her and Gunner put me in a date with someone. It was like the meanest thing to do. I remember you healing at the, at home. I remember that was like very significant. Yeah. That was, that was. And you and not with your neck brace. That was in great. But I'm alive and praise God. Praise God. I'm all about routines that make me feel confident. Skin care, workouts, hair and yes, even fresh breath. Because let's be honest, confidence starts before you even say hello. You need to upgrade your mouthwash. Smart mouth is the only mouthwash scientifically proven to give you 24 hours of fresh breath with just two rinses a day. The secret is their premium dual solution smart zinc technology. As you pour, the two solutions activate billions of zinc ions. 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And if you guys change your passwords, I would always say I'm coming to find you and I'm taking them off your like whatever. You're not allowed to have them because if you violated not giving me the password. Yeah. And you guys were so good. Yeah, we were. Yeah. I think that saved me from a lot of things probably. I didn't even have the thought that I can do anything bad on social media because I really felt like you were watching that. And then just like if I would get in trouble, you would take the home phone away from my bedroom. Yeah. You were definitely like, I respected you. I don't know who I would have been. I don't know who I would have been today. If you weren't there. Because you were like the discipline disciplinary in my life, yeah. And I love that. But we also had such a great relationship. Like I remember when you told me the first person that you had like a real serious relationship with. And I remember like you would talk about it so freely. I remember exactly where it was. I was actually on the freeway. You called me and you told me all these intimate things. And I remember like, okay, I had to put the phone down and be like, okay, we just turned a corner. Like thinking to myself, she's not a little girl anymore. But I had to like be cool. Okay. And not like, don't blow it. Chloe, like let her still tell you things. But I was driving to a basketball game, I think. And I just remember like telling myself, could be cool. This information isn't great. But now she's like dating people. We're okay. We're okay. And I just remember and you would always come to me with problems. And I took such pride in that. I didn't know that. Well, because I literally was like, just don't freak out. It's okay. Do you remember the first time you've ever like lied to me? I don't really know if you and I have a lying relationship. We don't really have a lying relationship. But anytime I would even attempt to, I feel like you would catch me in a lie like immediately. I feel like we're both not good liars. I was way too afraid to lie to you. Yeah. And you're just, we don't have a lying family really. Yeah. Like I feel like we're, we would just avoid as opposed to lie. Yeah. If that makes sense. I agree. Oh yeah. uck it up Kylie. Cheers to that. Cheers. We've already cried. We've laughed. I don't think we ever expected to be pregnant at the same time. Never. In a million years. No. Going from you helping me count my birthday on my fingers. So I'm going to be pregnant together. So I think that we embraced it. I think we were, we were, yeah, we did. I remember like respectfully. I think Kim was first. And she was a surrogate. Mm hmm. So she wasn't, we really took her shine away. We did. And I remember how jealous she was that when I were pregnant together. Oh yeah. Because then she was like, oh, why did I do that? Why wasn't I pregnant with you? Because it just would have been like. What an experience. Yeah. And then you were pregnant. I had not a clue. Obviously, I was pregnant three months after you. Mm hmm. And I remember having the barbecue at moms. You couldn't be there. You were sick from pregnancy. Mm hmm. And you were in bed and when we facetimeed you. like, stop. Are you pregnant? And I remember saying yes. And it was like, never a million years. I think that you and I did photoshoots together and so many amazing things. But never a million years, what I think that I know. And God has such a way of having our sons together, having our sons together. Ever. And Kylie is really one of the main reasons why I felt so safe and comfortable having Tatum. Because Kylie was like, come on. Air is six months older than Tatum. And when I was like crying and like, why is this happening? I can't believe it's happening a second time. And you were like, but God makes no mistakes. And this is supposed to happen. And now our sons get to grow up together. And we in stormy and true. And now we have Tatum and air. And you were so right. Well, who could have planned it better? God, you know, that's it. It's crazy. It is crazy. It really is crazy. And they have each other. Thank God. Because who would air be with? I don't know. You know, who would Tatum be with? I don't know. Right. It's crazy. They're so cute. And we have to keep them like nice and sensitive. Because when they're together, they like, I just sent Chloe video like two days ago. They went to Disneyland. And they were like, in the cart, like holding hands like this. They were like this around Disneyland. And looking and enjoying the experience. I want them to like, they will. And close love each other. Yeah, they do. What surprised you most about becoming a mom? I don't think you realize how selfish you are. Like even the little things until you have kids, like leaving the house. Just leaving the house. Like even just going to a friend's house. It could be an offense house. Yeah. Do those things anymore. Yeah. So I think just little things like that. But also, I was really scared. The first time I was really young. I also think that maybe people don't fully know about you is that since you were little, you were the biggest nurturer. And Kylie had a dog named Dolce. And I think you got this dog at seven, maybe younger. But around seven. We were in, um, sure what? So probably younger. Like maybe six. Maybe six or seven. And the way Kylie was obsessed with this animal and the way, like normally kids are like, I want a dog. I want a dog. And they're cool for like two weeks. And then the kid like, it's the parent's responsibility. This dog was Kylie's baby. I couldn't have sleep overs because I was so obsessed with the dog. And it was instead of calling your parents when you're out of sleepover, like, well, I miss you. It would be like, how is Dolce? It's Dolce. Okay. I have to come home. Yes. So I think innately Kylie has had this maternal instinct her entire life. And even if people saw it or they didn't see it, like so obviously a dog and a human are two different things that you've always had these progressional steps that were so natural to you. And you had this maternal instinct, even with your friends and your silly and fun and all of that. But the mom gene, I don't think there was a lot that needed to change you. Because you were just like, okay, whenever it happens, I'm ready. Like I, I can lock in. Yeah. And you do. You lock in. Thank you, babe. Cheers. Oh, fuck you. I mean, I'm still going. You better fucking go. What are the difference of these brushes? You know what I wish you would do? What? I wish because like for idiots like me who doesn't know makeup. You say it says Kylie cosmetics. I wish this said like blush brush. I don't give a fuck about your number. No, I love that. Thank you for the fact. Like contour. I also don't want to shed, but I don't want to limit it to. Okay. But on the website, it says more information. I just, I'm not like, I'm not. Oh, okay. This is the blush brush. Okay. I need some blush. But you can use it for anything. Like this is my skin tint brush, but I use it for contour. I'm just not like a makeup. This is the concealer brush. You don't use this. I have it. But I wish it said concealer. No, no, this is the best brush ever. I just wanted something. I wish these said like specifics. That's just my wish. You can customize it just for me. How do you balance maintaining your personal identity while being a parent? I think I have a really good balance. You have a great fucking balance. I have a really good balance. I think that I definitely still feel like myself. It was really hard for me having kids so young and you're just the emotions and the postpartum and probably being the only one in your circle. The only one. Yes. That's Iris and I became a lot closer. She's a little bit older than me. We had kids together. Iris was on the pod. She was on the pod. But I think I did a pretty good job. I think it just takes time. You did a great job. But I do wonder. It took me like a year or probably after both times to really take my balance. I think that's normal. Yeah. I think it just takes a minute to get your fucking mojo back. No, it does. Has being a mom change how you think about your own childhood or how you view mom? Yes. In what ways? I think that I can relate to her more. I understand maybe some of the decisions that she made. For sure, it's changed my whole relationship with my mom. It's interesting because an interview of someone asks me like, has being a mom change the way you view mom? And I say, significantly. And I say, I almost am jealous of Kylie for getting to have because I think when you become a mom, you have so much more empathy for your own mother. You understand, wait, we're just humans. Yeah. And she's doing the fucking best she knows how to do. Just because you're a mom or a doctor, we put so much like power with these people. And like, there's still normal human beings that like, yes, we view them as superheroes, but doesn't necessarily mean they are. And they're just like, our mom had us in her young 20 or had the older ones in the young 20s. And then if she makes mistakes, that's okay. We're allowed to give her grace and forgiveness. And so the fact that you get that understanding so young, your relationship with mom gets to be so close from such an early age where I feel like mom and I, but it heads a lot when I was a teenager. When I was a teenager too, though, really? Like before I moved out the house, I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there. Like you and mom, you were like always a mommy's girl. Her nickname, me and Stos lived, she's Stos lived with me basically. Her nickname was dark shadows. And every time she would walk in the door, it'd be like dark fucking shadows at home. Like we, like I had such a hard time. We but as she didn't understand, I mean, you know me as a human being. I'm very type. Her name was it. What? Seeing. Yeah, exactly. But I'm very type B. Yeah, no, there's no A. There's no A. No, in here. I'm like, messy, but in a very like, I know where everything is. It's just how my brain works. Like if, if there's a mess and someone moves my mess, you guys, I know, I know during the fires. Okay. Kylie was nice enough. She, we were getting evacuated. Hidden Hills, the podcast, we had to even, I think, prolong our start of our podcasts because the fires Kylie was nice enough. She was like, come evacuate. Me Scott, all the kids, and we were all, are you going to talk shit about your evacuation? No, no, no, we were all at the said, no, no, I'm not. We're all at her other home in Beverly Hills. And Kylie's like, are you good? Are you coming to Palm Springs? We're going tomorrow. Thank you so much for letting us be here. And she's like, are you, are you? Um, Kylie said, are you going crazy? And I was like, why? And she's like, because all the piles of things everywhere. And I was like, well, now that you offered that, yes, it's a little crazy. She said, Chloe, I'm just to go with the flow type of girl. I don't want to stress things. And I was like, okay, she was so like, like just laxed days ago. I was so envious. It wasn't even like, shit was everywhere. You were just like, there's a method to this. Be cool. And I was not cool. I couldn't handle it. And you were so great. And I was like, and the fact even let us all come over there, that alone would have freaked me out. You know mom would have been like the hotel is full. Yeah, just even if it was empty just because she was like, you and Scott, right? Me, Scott, C, C, Lala, all of our kids, um, Rob and dream. I didn't even know you guys were all. I mean, I told everyone you can absolutely go, but I was out of town. I didn't, I don't know. You were fine, but you were so chill. And you were like, are you going nuts? I was like, yeah, because you were in my bed Christmas. I was in your bed. But my room, by the way, we're making it seem like room is like a tornado. It's just like, you know, I have books and I have my crystals and I might. And it was right after Christmas. Yeah. So the presents and they were like, but to you, it's or I was like, do you want me to help you put this away? You're like, no. I know where everything is. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It was great. And my closet, I don't know what to do about my closet. It's like, no, but I keep trying. I know. Yeah. So it'll be a fresh start. Mm-hmm. What do you think our different parenting styles are? Because I think you and I are somewhat similar or no. Am I crazy? No, we are similar. Yeah. I feel like we are. I think you are well you're the best mom. Thank you so are you though. Thank you. I think you're a little more regimented. A regimented yeah better word. Yeah then Richard. You are very like they need to be asleep at this time or like my day like it's the world has ended you know where I'm a little like it's like by and where it is me land like they can stay 30 more minutes you're very listen I let Tatum go to Disneyland the other day but even now and not have this I know he didn't take us dead I'm like wow I wasn't gonna say it was a big day but he's like seven and he was a demon seven he's three he when he came home he was like don't you talk to me oh my god Tatum is that you will be because he's because he's never not had a nap Tatum needs his net Tatum was I mean my son air hasn't had a nap in like a year air has lost his nap yes for a few months now Kylie that's major well they're gonna be in preschool next year it's true no it's happening soon aerosols let it go a little bit you know that's true it's a big difference and Tatum was out of the movie of the exorcist when I saw him after Disneyland I was like I need but they got to go on more rides and it's he's not gonna remember oh I was so tired I just coming home from this ride it's gonna remember begging for his nap I said you will not have enough and he was fine you guys already know that if there's a dog in the room I'm talking to it before I talk to humans I'm obsessed so of course I want every fur baby in my life to live their absolute best life there's literally nothing I wouldn't do for them that's why I love Ollie it's fresh human grade meals made with real ingredients like chicken beef sweet potato and blueberries and honestly I can't even lie I totally try it myself Ollie tailors every meal to your dog's unique needs so they get exactly what they need to thrive plus they offer on-demand health screenings so you can check in with the Ollie health team anytime it's the best piece of mind for any dog parent so here's how you can try it for your pup just head to allie.com/wonderland tell them all about your dog and use code wonderland to get 60% off your welcome kit when 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existence that's fucking that's iconic yeah so it's like that dream I didn't think this far but it's pretty amazing how could you you were so young starting this from your you were at mom's house like this is what I want to do and you did it and look at you it's amazing thank you speaking of King Kylie we have pop star Kylie yeah okay how does it feel to be pop star Kylie I send you so many tick to okay so all I do is send I've sent you like 20 tick tocks that I'm ignored on that Kylie it's you send me tick tocks like on tick tock no I don't know how to do that just your text I don't look at those obviously but you look at your text messages yeah it's fine I'm not offended okay whatever and they're all about the fourth strike song and people dancing to them they have choreography I did ignore that last but only because I've seen it already and I was like oh yeah good yeah I just I don't care if you acknowledge me I'm like you should like hype them up I think it's so cute it's really cute it feels really good because I had zero expectation I didn't expect really like I mean I loved it I was proud of it I thought it was amazing but I didn't really do it for to get a number one song or like I wasn't yeah I tried and I put you know all the love and the best I could do but I wasn't expecting anything so anything extras feels really good it's just like creative freedom and to have fun well you know it was on my vision board what to record a song I love that yeah and when do you make this December I do it with Iris every year like around New Year's we just do it when our schedule is online Iris I feel like anything she puts on those boards she's such a good manifester she's such a good manifester it's crazy anything so yeah we we did a vision board and honestly I haven't done one in a few years since then but everything on my vision board has like come true okay then we got to do another one that's what I'm saying I'm setting it now I'm like in a dream even bigger I have some I have some thoughts on my vision board okay I want you to put some on the vision board I'm not gonna tell you yeah to talk about them but I need to be a part of this yeah I need to do it to three of us we should yeah I did record a record a song like get out of your comfort zone did you put acting on there because I you're acting girl I did I put why didn't put acting but I put more general like do things that you're afraid of do things outside of your comfort zone what are the two things that you're most afraid of um career-wise acting and singing okay and you did both yeah wow oh my god for the for the Charlie movie coming out I was Chloe what I I was so scared for for days like I like to actually do it to have a very small part I mean I had a lot of lines but I was I was just so afraid I think I'm so used to I think I used to do a lot more things out of my comfort zone and now I'm used to like being very sheltered staying in my in like a you know safe box box for me I relate to that a lot yeah just like my safe space to not be it's probably the reason why I don't share as much just to not be judged or criticized or years of that takes a toll on you and I think at a certain point you're like okay I'm gonna do A B and C it's just protect myself I'm like so drunk no everything I'm saying I like mean but I'm like wow I'm gonna look back on this and be like here's not okay but um and then um so I just I don't remember what I was talking about anyway I was very scared to do this and very proud of myself when I did it I'm so proud I remember when you did it yeah I'm so proud of you and who do you turn to for acting at office advice or just support or like to give you that confidence that you need I think well before I officially it was right around when Jesus passed so I felt like I committed to it and then I was like wow I'm in a really bad place and I just don't know in a month from now if I'll be okay to do this I think it was like a month away and but I still you know I was like I know the director obviously Aidan so I was like in contact with him and I'm like I really want to do it I hope that I'm in a better place like just give me a chance like I'll get it together and then closer to I actually called him and I was just like I know you're like in your acting bag right now and I just need a little like encouragement at some advice and I read the lines to her like how I would say it and she was like you got you like you're saying it perfect you got this this is so easy what's your role or do you not want to give away I myself can't tell you anything other than that but basically it's major obviously obviously do you want to continue acting I get in your acting bag I would do it if it was like the right thing was the right thing the right role okay I would I don't think I'm so I would love to do something that was like I think I'm I think I'm hilarious you are so I would want to do something that was like funny or I don't know I think I would have to just be the right thing what is your go-to TV show I'm watching tasks right now what the fuck is that oh my god you're no I'm such a loser I'm such a loser with TV so tell me what are you watching honestly Let me just because I'm watching love is blind and when I get home later I get to watch the wedding episodes have you watched haven't gotten into the the recent season what okay so maybe I'll get into that after but I'm watching task right now and I'm really into it about task is about oh my bleeding you're bleeding look at my big toe so I have to pee so badly and I'm just like holding on just okay I need to be happy we are back what are some of your silly and superstitious rituals you do and because you are superstitious sorry I'm applying my blender that's okay okay what do you consider yourself superstitious I think so I just believe in like whatever you believe in yeah so what are three things you believe in like I don't know what are you trying to say I'm trying to say that all one love crystals I love I loved crystals I still love crystals got it okay but I wouldn't say like I I don't really like lean them out in the moonlight and the sun and charge them in the whole thing but yes I used to be obsessed okay so no superstitions I don't think so I think I just don't really speak anything into existence that I I will keep things inside my deepest fears in my head because I won't think of them I mean I won't say them out loud to other people I will say that's the smartest thing you could do I don't know what you believe in the tongue is so powerful I agree and whether we sing it in a song or whatever that shit comes true your body doesn't know if you're fucking singing a song yeah it comes true I do believe in that period when do you mute our family group chat like at what point you're not muted now because I got a new phone you were always muted just because sometimes when you guys are just sometimes we will be having separate conversations on the chat and it's like I don't really need to hear this right now it says nothing to do with me but so far I mean so far so far no muting yeah has happened your boundaries I don't know 10 years ago to now have they changed my boundaries like personally yeah yeah for sure right and do you think like I remember how much we all used to get on court for like the trigger word of boundaries yes but now like especially that I'm older and like I have kids I'm like I'm eating my words like I love a boundary yeah do you love a boundary I do love a boundary of course your favorite boundary that I have for myself personally like my kids personal life I guess I will say you and court are the best at having whatever boundaries that they're very different you and court but what your boundaries are just abide by them yeah like I love that you guys aren't like sometimes I get frustrated I'm like come on or whatever but I respect how you guys just stick to that you know I'm not bending for anyone you don't feel guilty about it I wish I didn't feel guilty about everything I feel guilty about everything when you're spiraling who do you text first when I'm spiraling well I'll call you a lot when I'm spiraling I love that I do I really love that the last call yeah what was that hair oh yes my daughter true had a really high temperature I posted about it last Christmas and it like was so so so sad true had a hundred and seven fever crazy so crazy I never knew that if you had such a high fever for that long months later three months later it will cause significant hair loss true lost about between 50 to 60 percent of her hair in volume she still has hair we took her to the doctors it was the most hairifying thing Kylie and I really were able to talk about stormy had an interesting hair situation and hair trauma is a big thing I think when it happens to you as an adult you're like okay I can suck I can process this hair we'll go back I'll get some whatever extensions when it happens to your kid like sucks and you have to stay strong so they don't realize there's a problem of course of course and that's the hardest part yeah I think that's the hardest part I really do how are you letting loose and finding your happiness these days like what makes you happy I have never been happier I love that thank you and what makes you so happy just all the stars are lying all the stars are aligning and yeah I don't know I mean there's a lot that I think it's just also growing up I think and finding yourself and um surrounding yourself with the right people everything how do you feel about Kendall turning 30 Kendall turning 30 really scares me why I don't like it at all but why don't you like it because you know your next yeah I figured every time she gets to an agent like damn shit I'm gonna be there soon not that I don't feel by the way I feel like 45 what yes what do you mean I mean I have two kids I like have a million jobs I have a business that just turned 10 years old like of course I feel 45 what do you mean that is so weird to me really yeah don't you feel like I am that bitch I have two kids I the business that was 45 mean I can't be still feel like that bitch no I'm not I'm not bitch and I'm 41 exactly but I'm just saying when you're not 45 and you have all those things like most people don't come into their own until their 40s sometimes 50s no shame in that you are that bitch at okay what was that under 20 yeah it's I feel very young but I feel very mature at the same time I can get that so I also think maybe because of that do you get enough grace when you do have like like a wild night out I guess you guys don't I think you you and Kendall have always been really I got it out during COVID I will say I got it out what I was gonna say is I think when you guys will turn to age society sort of changed a little bit we're like the club life the going out life wasn't what it was when I was 21 so when you guys went out maybe it was more private but let's just say a bad photo of you guys like stumbling out of a location which is normal we've opened there came out like especially if you're a mom and like you're like having a fun at other moms do it do you feel like you get as much grace like a pass like what you're a business owner you're responsible I think I do good I hope you do yeah it's a rare to find us like I can't remember the last but I do think I get enough grace yeah I don't really pop out like that let's be no I know but why don't any of us pop out like that because times are changing or because the eyes that are on us I think I would just rather rather not because I do feel like it's not like I'm dying to pop out exactly no but we're not like dying to pop out I'm missing out on so much I just I would rather just not do that yeah you know I go to one out tonight or something yeah I do think times are just changing when I was not even open anymore you know that I just learned that like two seconds ago my go why where have I been sometimes I drive in the streets and I'm like where did this restaurant come from in this that's how much I just don't know what's going on out there I think you just broke my heart a little bit one oak is gone it's gone it's something else I that's sad I know what is your idea of a perfect Sunday perfect Sunday is in the backyard in the sun all day with my kids taking a walk doing a puzzle maybe a glass of wine at night no gluten all day you know gluten oh my you're getting nasty right now no gluten but maybe like a gluten-free cookie at night you better calm down you need to really take a shot oh my god like glasses of wine white or red however I'm feeling are you a red or white lately I'm a white I know what it kind of like what white the white kind of just gets me going no but Santa Margarita Santa Margarita yeah okay talk to me dirty say it to me say it Santa Margarita I puppy okay in an alternate universe what would you be doing if you weren't you I would be a I would be something super major okay I would be like a maybe the best makeup artist in the world you fucking would I fucking what you fucking would I would be the best makeup artist fun fact I don't I'm sure you remember this so kindly it's just not meant to be that Kylie ever does my makeup okay we have tried I know at least two different Over the past 10 years, one of them, Kylie and I were going to film. We had apps together. You came to my house in the oaks. We were about to film, and mom got in a car accident. Oh my God, yes. There was two other times that you were supposed to do my makeup on camera every time something crazy happened where you weren't able to do my makeup. I would love to do your. So my point is. My point is. I don't know what my point is. I think I forgot. Because I'm drunk. But I'll do your makeup at any time. Literally gone. Okay. I don't know why I brought that honor, but anyways, crazy. Truth or dare? Okay. Will you pick? Oh. Haven't played this in a while. Truth. First DM, you ever sent to someone you didn't know. Oh, I know this one. You do? What is it? I sent a DM. I'm not going to say who. Stop. I'm dying already. To a guy for my four-stoss. Okay. So it was like not for me at all. I've never DMed a guy. What would you say? But you know, I was pressured. Stoss was like, I like this guy. I love this man. I'm obsessed. Yeah. I don't know how to get to him. Text him my page. I mean, DM him my page. And I was like, whatever. That's my girl. What am I supposed to do? And did you do it? I did. Yes. I want to call Stoss right now from your phone and be like Kylie's in jail. Oh my God. Do it. Wait. What do we say? Okay. No, I need a prank. Okay. I agree. What is the prank? Wait. You want to know. It'll be so funny. Obviously. Okay. I've been wanting to do this for a while. Stop. Yeah. Okay. Tell me now. There's a TikTok trend where you where like people will call their friend and be like, I mean to fucking post that on Instagram. Okay. That's what I think it's funny. But I said that you say that. Like imagine we face them. Kim, we're like, all you say is. Okay. I would cry. Did you mean to fucking post that on Instagram? Try Kim. It's just you. Not me. It's just me. Just you. But I don't want to even see me. Because then she'll see. No, she'll just call her. I'm going to face. No. She can't see anything. I'm just can't see that. I'm like a lit and perfect. So. Wait. Did you mean to post that on Instagram? What? Just fucking posted what did I post? Well, look on Instagram. I'm just like, you should probably delete them. What? What is it? I don't see anything. That pic of you. What pic? What's pic, Kylie? We're just kidding. You're on the podcast. I'm like, I'm like, what? I was literally going to my phone. I'm like, what? Okay. It's called mom. We got mom. It doesn't post. I know. But. Wait. What? What you just posted on Instagram? I didn't do anything. What? That picture of you. No. It's like a, it's like a selfie of you and the mirror and you're like not. Closed. What? Show me. Tell me right now. And get it down. You've got to be fucking kidding. What? What am I wearing, Kylie? Just be honest with me. Uh, well, I see your fucking boob. I'm calling Jen. Gotta go. Bye. I feel so bad. Can is going to get yelled at. Jen, tell the caller. Greg Jen is going to get yelled at. It's not bad. I don't know. I feel bad. She's not answering. Okay. Let's go. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. No, I feel bad. She's not answering. Okay. Let's call Kendall. I love this. Wait. Kylie, don't do this. The photo is weird. Kylie, don't do this to me. Kylie, do you think I am? Why are you a legend? What? It was a prank. You guys just lost my mind. I'm sorry. Kylie. Oh my god. I was shaking. I was shaking. I was shaking. I'm thinking, how can I? I'm getting old. How can I be so stupid? Oh my god. I'm turning into anj. Wait. Did you mean to paste that on Instagram? What? What? You just posted? You're such a liar. Is this a prank? How do you know your hard job to little bit? London was like you got scared for a second. I definitely did. How did you know? You and Kendall are like cool as a cucumber mom and Kim are like yeah. And then didn't call us back for five minutes and we were trying to call her to tell her it was a joke and then she called us back five minutes later and was like I can't find it. I can't find it. I'm like we're kidding. Wait. Oh, mom. Yes. Oh, my goodness. No, you guys. You guys had me for a second for a millisecond. That. Yeah. That's a good one. Did you know Courtney had a great chat and her and I are amazing? Oh, good. I know. I love to hear that. I love you. Love you. We're going to be back to our podcast. We live in an age of annotation, information and endless opportunity, but also one filled with constant stressors that our biology just wasn't built for. Between environmental toxins, digital overload, process foods and the everyday pace of life, our bodies are taking in more than they can handle. And that's where armor colostrum comes in. It's nature's original super food, a bioactive whole food packed with over 400 nutrients that strengthen immune health, fortify gut health and fuel performance from the inside out. 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Never have I ever, let's get crazy, please never have ever ignored a sister's call on purpose. Do I have to sip? Just a little. So I have. Well you're going to have to sip probably the whole thing. Okay. Goold your cell phone purpose. Blame something I did on another sibling. Yes. Not your game anymore. Yeah. You're going to be dramatic. I've done that. Faked crying to get something I wanted. I mean, no. Maybe when I was like three. Okay. Okay. Have you ever been pulled over and got yourself out of a ticket with an excuse and if so, what was the excuse? No. I've been pulled over in a really long time. Me neither. And when I did get pulled over, it was for the tenths on my car. Same. Anyway, what do you want to ask me? We're done here. I want to ask you anything you want to know about me. Why did you name it Chloe in Wonderland? Because my name is Chloe. That's number one. And Wonderland is like Alice in Wonderland, you're falling down the rabbit hole. I like the strangest of topics from aliens to self-help people like from Dr. Amin to aliens. So there's not, it's not one category. Every episode will be a totally different thing and I want people to go down the rabbit hole with me. I like that. And you're just in a Wonderland. I want us to always wonder. Are you a flatter or a rounder, or a rounder, or I think? But honestly, I haven't had much thought or much research about it. I'm a rounder and then Rob sends me all these things about flatter authors and I'm like, do I think anything's possible? Yes. Same. I do think anything's possible. I believe in mermaids. I'd rather not worry about it. Well, it's not a worry of mine, too. Yeah. I agree. And rather like, do I live in Wonderland? Exactly. I would. Do I believe anything's possible? 100%. Do I care enough? No. I'm surviving. We've all survived here for thousands of years. Yeah. Whatever the Earth is. Whatever it's shaped like. We're good. What are we going to do? Kylie? Yeah. You're my bitch. Forever and always. What is the next step for Kylie, like, not to scare you? Okay. But if Kendall is 30, that means Kylie will be 30 next. Okay. Just putting it up. Yeah. Just like a fact is a fact. Okay. Do the 30s look like for Kylie, Kristin Jenner? The 30s look like my children will be 10, and that's crazy. - Yeah, I'll have a 10-year-olds. But I think my 30s and my goal for the next year, I have, I mean I highly cost my next to my baby. - So let's like, not age ourselves. - Yeah, highly cost my next to my baby. I have some more goals, some more things that I want to do for her. I think that's my main focus. I would do another acting job if it was the right fit. - Love. - And I do wanna get back into the studio. I'm not saying I would release any new music, but I want to try, 'cause why not try? Why not enjoy life? - Why not try, try and just enjoy life? I think that's what. - I'm not so sure. - Just try. - I'm so sorry. - I'm gonna try it. - But no, that's just my, I think no fucks, if no fucks were given before, no fucks are given now. - Not a fuck. - I love it. - Insight. - Not a fuck. - No, I don't really care what people have to say. - I don't. - I'm not a fuck. - Yeah. I think I've had goals and dreams in my life, and I just, why would I let anyone else's opinions stop me from, fuck 'em all, living out your dreams? - Any dreams that I have. - You know what, cheers to us. - Cheers. - And welcome and thank you for being on Chloe and Wonder Woman. - I love you. - I love you. - It's cool. - I'm scared to see this episode.