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Conor, when you use nicotine in the past, what have you been with your biggest frustrations? Turns out you can't get as much of a pump going when you got a sig in your mouth at the gym that I go to all the time. Was your recover time worse on nicotine? Oh, and how? It narrows your blood vessels and restrict oxygen to your muscles. It makes it hard to breathe, and your blood doesn't work. Conor acts the pump. Ultra pouches are perfect for athletes, runners, or health conscious people, because they're 100% nicotine free. You pop one of those bitches five minutes before your workout or your work day, and bam, you're gonna be on fire. A lot of the shit is just actually just good for you, like, L-theanine, vitamin B6, vitamin B12. Also, they help quit your cravings and they suppress your appetite. When do you recommend taking ultra? I'm gonna do this before the gym, before I'm pumping it. Crazy style. It's got new tropics, new tropics, new tropics. What's your favorite flavor, Brandon? Mine's tropical. I like cool mint. Ultra is the ultimate guilt free pouch. Delivering instant focus in mental clarity, all without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use the code on sub to get 15% off at takealtra.com. That's 15% off at takealtra.com when you use code on sub. Yeah, how is your run going? Are you out running your opponent? The run's going very well. Heavy competition. Oh my god. I don't worry about me cause it's gonna be a great time we ever seen. I believe that was dad lore and a felony. It's a monster. What the f*ck are you talking about? It's gonna be f*cking monster. Let me finish. You're welcome. I invited myself. Trishin' look on the unsubscribe. Are we ready to pop the top? Ready? We top poppin'. Yeah, three, two, one. Don't make that noise. Hi everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap with the sword. Nick Faddelec Trishin, Brandon Rare, and myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We have a boys podcast going on today. It's the game. We got everyone here. We're excited. Everyone's definitely not tired. Not at all. Have the people here definitely just didn't do two podcasts in a row. It's fine. But we get a, this will be a fun one. These, these are nice and relaxed. We just opened up a whole bunch of presents from y'all. That was an amazing experience. Thank you like all of you. We'll get them hung as time progresses. We realized half of you were illiterate. Like no show got back from Ireland and she brought us some red breast single pop still Irish whiskey aged for 21 years. Show, look. Get over here. Red, show red breast. We're not allowed to drink whiskey. I'm not allowed. Why? I'm banned from whiskey, but by people. Oh, you're taking a shot with us. Dude, this is holy shit. This is actually like, I thought that was. That's wood like, oh wow. Yeah, that is a super nice. I mean, yeah. Damn, 21 years. The nicer the most Ikea furniture would actually. I was just thinking that shit, show. I didn't have furniture nicer than that until I was like 28. I hate. Yeah. How much do I know? That is the **** in truth. This cost more than a couch in 28. I have never had this one. I've never heard of it, to be honest. Sure, you can still come say, hi. And how was Ireland? Why did you go visit? What did you do when you were in Ireland? She drank. What else do they do there? Fight and drink. Potatoes. I went to Ireland and I drank. Did you visit the Teito man? I did. Teito man? Did you bring any Teito man chips? I have some at home. I'm like, I'm breaking something up. Oh my god. They taste like mix, different. They're delicious. Oh, that's, yeah. I forgot the Zincident. That's one of the top moments in unsubhistory. Oh, yeah. Who wants a tasty? We'll do a small one. I'll try a tasty one of them. We'll do a little tasties. And show, this is directly from Ireland. You're good. From what? I feel like she says like that. It's whimsical and sweet. Also, show is highly impressed with Conor's Irish accent. Oh, yeah, show. Did you do that? You thought his accent? No, she mocked me. 'Cause I said three instead of three. Oh my god. Yeah. No, duck down, point into the camera, and give us your best American accent. Oh, I thought you were going to say say. Did you do the YouTube rules? Uh, beat that. I know, I think she can say it because she's Irish with the YouTube rule, right? Now, your best American accent, point, look in the camera and say, "Try out, go fuck yourself." Oh god. To the note. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See you on the beach. Just be like, hey. What do we sound like? "Try out, go fuck yourself." Yeah, see? Good Texas accent? No. Give us your best American accent. You got to try it. You've been around Americans for fucking hell on now? You mocked my Irish accent, not doing English. Aren't you getting made fun of my Irish people 'cause you're losing your accent, though? Yes, they think I saw your American accent. No, you're American now. Do you have a, they say you're American? Yeah. That's awesome. Hell yeah. She's not. No, we're deporting her very shortly. We'll get an understanding after that. Slancher? Oh, Slancher is Tonsha. Health and wealth. Slancher. Slancher. Tonsha. She said. Tonsha. It's a bit. Tonka. Slancher. Tonka Trucks. Tonsha. Tonsha. Yeah, Tonka Trucks. That is. Wow. That is a shooting with you. Oh, that's very good. Shit. What? That's really smooth. Sure, thank you so much. What's the alcohol content of that? Gonna be high, 'cause it's 486%. 46%. That, oh, okay, I feel the burn now. That is amazing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's very good. And then waste off the Nara and Sherry's. Sherryness. That is actually what they say is the exact same taste. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna need potatoes and hit my wife. Well, you got the right shirt. Shit. It's tradition. Three. Three. Sherry, thank you so much. Thank you, Sherry. That is delicious. Sherry, she's, she's 10 minutes from hitting someone. She goes home and beats Dave. Well, the house is not clean, Dave. Dave, just, just go, just go somewhere and go eat. Just trust me. Run your food. I'm furiously texting Dave. Come over tonight, buddy. Let's watch a movie. We got you, buddy. It's okay. Dave, why are your pants still on? Damn, Dave, she can't hurt you here. She's like, stop, please, stop it. Hey, yeah, we're all, we're all back. Everyone's, we have two more days of chaos. And then are we allowed to say what we're about to do? Yeah, absolutely. What are we about to do, Mr. Cody? Or what are you about to do? I'm getting married. It should have been me, damn it. Sorry, what was that? And then you motherfuckers are my groomsman. So this is going to be quite the, uh, the ordeal. Yeah, you have groomed us all for quite some time. Yeah, I've been grooming you guys for a long time to come out and drink with me and Charleston, as we haven't done that before. Oh, twist my arm. Oh, no. Thankfully, it's one thing I haven't done much of as weddings because this is one thing I, most of my friends never get married. I think that I'm like, oh, yeah, my friends just don't get married a lot of the time. So good job, bud. Breaking the cycle. I like it. Hey, what do you have to do with Sh*tload of weddings like in the next month? Because I don't know if I'm allowed to say that I'm pretty sure I am. But, uh, Delance, my camera guy's getting married. Is it really? Yeah, yeah. Proud of my boy. It's exciting. So I think I'll do more weddings in the next like month than I have like my entire adult life. Can you tell the story of where you took? Oh, so Jake, I'll keep the details very, very sparse. But he's dating a very, very nice Christian girl. Known her for a long time. He thought I'd be a great idea in the very beginning when they were, I think, first starting to court to take her to an unsubscribe live show. Oh, I remember this. Yeah, do you remember? Yes, I remember this. We all just kind of went, well, that's a choice. That is a choice. It went about as well as you'd think. Hey, it worked out. They're getting married. You know that, you know that winged place we go to? Yeah. You ever noticed that there's like a reflective triangle stapled to the tree? Why is that? Oh, they were, oh, oh, oh, let me tell you this recently. The tree's not there anymore. Oh, they got rid of it. The tree's on. Oh, oh, oh, right. Yeah. I don't know. The Lance, the Lance is the reason they had to make the gigantic oak tree reflective. I think it's the reason they removed the oak tree now. It's the reason his tailgate's fucked up. The Bernie lower the discharge point. You know what I heard. This guy took the tree out. The camera guy never dies. But when he tries to keep up, he gets filled up. Hey, you know what? I'm going to be about all of us just finding ourselves in our later years. You're my best man. All, all. So we're going to have fun. man. It's going to be a good time. Plus, you know, I mean, Charleston's just a beautiful city of John. Yeah. Can't wait. It'll be a good time. Other than travel. It's the only thing I'm like, fuck you. Oh, I thought you said other than trout. I'm like, the fuck I don't do. Yeah. Yeah. I just uttered a trout. I also heard that. I was like, what the fuck did I do? Yeah, I was about to say, guess who's officiating my wedding? King trout. The man, the myth alleges. That was funny because it weren't you saying that you came to him. Like, hey, by the way, like when you said that you, uh, you were ordained, you could do weddings and shit. Like, was that real? Yeah. I came to him and on him. Oh, yeah. It was, it was a very, he left that part out. A very tight deal. And he agreed. I hate that. Well, okay, I'll do it. So anyway, your wife, so we're, we're looking forward to that. And then, uh, yeah, now just catch up because if I can next doing videos, you're doing your channel that's way bigger. I don't even think you were on since Cody's launched, uh, I think I've been on since, uh, no, I think you're just doing shorts to promote it. I have, I don't think I was on when you started launching the full episodes yet. I do enjoy it. Do crime is fun. I like it. I skim through your Pokemon episode the other day. I've yet to sit down and like actually dedicate the time, but it looked like fun. It looked like a fun little format. That was one of my favorite ones to do. And it did the worst. Oh, that's always how that goes. Oh, dude, I love this video. It's going to perform horribly. I was so happy talking about how Pokemon like, like how Team Rocket runs an international crime ring. And I was so happy talking about that, but it was the worst one. It's the creator curse. Like no matter who we talk to in any industry period, you pour your heart and soul into something you're like, Oh, yes, I want to do this project so bad. It's going to be so fun. I, I, this is going to do great 10 of 10 every time. Just because you get too specific. You think that's it? It's like, you know, uh, hipsters, especially like hipsters had their bands that they listened to that nobody'd ever fucking heard of. And then they would make it big. And then all the hipsters wouldn't like him anymore because they sold out and became two mainstream and two popular. It's like, you're so excited because it's, it's too niche. It's too zoomed in to what you're into. It's not broad enough. I think sometimes it, well, because sometimes it's just like it's my normal shit, but like I put a lot of effort into the intro scene or something like that. Like we actually did like a production out of it. I'm like, this is going to be really fun. And then just bombs. I know exactly when you're talking about to with like the most energy is put into that. And everyone skips it just to get to the meat and potatoes. Even it looks cinematic, which what are you thinking of the AK 50, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking God. I forgot about that one. Dude, and it's so well done. And immediately I don't know. I was like, they're going to skip all that. I was like, no, they won't. It's like they skipped all. I have had that Deadpool intro that we did on the big AK 50s finished video. I had that intro in mind for like seven years. That was I was working on that almost as long as the gun. I'm like, I've always wanted to do it. Gallagher, Owen knocked it out of the fucking park. Beautiful. Still one of them. I'm most proud of that video. Every one you could see like retention dip. Like that sequence costs 10 grand. They just went, they just hit that fucking skip button. Okay. We're a brand is talking on a iPhone. Let's listen. Like really? Oh, man. They used my slow mo camera for that music was custom built. So I'm sorry about your Pokemon. I mean, that's how it's been. Like I've been doing it for a fucking decade now and something that you can't teach the younger generation. People always ask me like, like, what's the, how do you get into YouTube? What's the best thing? It's like, it's hard to tell people like, do what your passion is when we when we do the most passionate videos, those are the ones that suck on YouTube. Yeah, but we just put out like something and I was like, yeah, I just got to put a video out. And those are like, those are the one out of 10. You shit something out and you're like, I don't give a fuck about this here. Enjoy your slop. And then it's like fucking blows up. That can't wait to drive Formula 4 car. So no one watches it next month. I'm so stuck with that. It's your turn. Oh, I know. I'm like, the guys will have a good time and they'll walk away with national racing license. Definitely useful. So useful. No one's going to watch it. I don't, do I have to get one? I don't want one. It just sounds like something that'll be used against me in court. If I ever get a DIY, which I don't ever plan on, but it's just like, you know what I mean? I was just going to say like having a black button karate is like, so you knew you were going to fuck this guy up. Well, you're an expert in this. You should have known better. If anything, you could argue that to offset the penalty. I have a drain professional. They're worse. They're giving us a racing school to give away, which is dope. I think one or two. So it's like $50,000 for two. Yeah. We'll do that for veterans for the November. When we do that whole thing, we get to give two whole racing schools. But I was like, we'll do it. That's a fun time. You said it's a three day thing. Yeah. I think the hardest part is going to be the gang stays sober for three days traveling. Oh, yeah. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. 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I was like, I don't see a shit in your life. You don't see a shit. You don't see a shit there. Biblically accurate Cody. What time frame was that? All right. Oh, man, God, we can't even tell that story. Which one are you thinking? Cody's. Which one? Life frame. Oh, no. I know, that's right. Yeah, we don't talk about that story. You don't talk about fight club. We don't talk about fight club. Now that it's finally spring, I've been outside so much more than you have walking around, going for hikes, getting my exercise in. He does it for smoke breaks. What were you wearing? Funny you should ask, Nick. I was wearing fanbletics. Does it smell like smoke? It smells like something you take a whiff. Smells fabulous. Thank you. Turns out he loves the smell of my *******. They're soft, breathable, and built to last. I think I did actually use babletics shorts during my boxing match. Did you win? Yes. Good. That's all it matters. It's because of babletics. 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What's the next video you're doing right now? Working on crime is fun. Right now I'm doing swatting. That's what I'm working on to be the next one. As someone who's been swatted five times, I think this is going to be a good one. I don't think people realize people have died from it. Yeah. That's something I'm actually looking at working on right now. I'm talking with some people right now about drafting legislation for it to be a for federally, for it to have a higher penalty. Because in my eyes, that's that's fucking attempted murder. Yeah. Not only that, but you're putting, especially if you're swatting somebody like us, you're putting those law enforcement in cars away directly. Because I don't know. You're coming and you're the cops. Yeah. You know knock me at three o'clock in the morning like things can get bad fast. And that's just like it's for that just to be a slap on the wrist and to not be investigated is crazy. That's a wild one. Yeah. My project I've been working on for years is I found out who swatted me. They don't know that I know who they are, but I'm going to go well, we're going to have to believe that part. Or we just why would you hug them? You're going to have to run for president to pardon your boy. News brother. Why are you here, Brandon? Yeah, heavy competition. You know, you always fight like you're behind It's a very safe Republican seat R+7 But you know, we're gonna give it everything we got. I still feel like we should all band together to help tip the scales in your favor Well, you know, I appreciate all the support I can get. You got a huge opposition With friends like these men I Things are going very well Nick and I I greatly appreciate that you're asking as a friend and with no ulterior motive I know I'm honestly I'm bro the last thing that I want to see like the best man in my wedding my my best friend for years is to be thrown into the star like pit So how about the mess Yes, my District 23 is going great Well now that Okay, Brandon, what do you have to say to that? The the race is going very well though. Yeah, we're a pretty safe seat a lot a lot of interesting developments have been coming forward Recently actually on a for real note At time of recording like two days ago A another Sex scandal hit Tony like sir a second sex scandal has hit the congress Yeah, it was actually somebody you know because this last one that he like told me oh he told everybody Oh, Brandon's a liar. He's making shit up. I there was no sexual relationship with me in the the staffer who you know took her own life Yeah, Brandon Herrera is making all this up. Oh wait never mind after he lost the election He's like oh never mind all that's real all that's true and it happened, but it was a one-time thing They just had another woman come out that worked for his was a staffer of his in 2020 the first time he ever ran And she came forward with all the text messages, and it was rough like he asked her for nudes like 12 times within a three-day period and she's kept rejecting him are the text messages public yes I want to just see to compare and contrast how much his game improved over the course of the year. It's never improved It did not 12 times does I did how do you I mean The first his wife's got a no or she's just finding out in which case he's going through career and marital I can only imagine what that's like at pay by promise this one's a lie right You got I will say one of the ballsy estimate horrible, but ballsy was Tony Gonzalez going on that one podcasters podcast and being like Listen, it wasn't because I had an affair with my employee and broke up their marriage and they were separated that had nothing to do with it It was because her husband's gay that was wild. I'm dead serious. I hooked my phone into the yard. I've never seen Like a more atrocious version of victim blaming ever I was so pissed it was insane So he yeah texting her Not if done right something something something something it's cut off by the tax more moaning What do you like in the bedroom? What's off limits? falling asleep darling nope good Like if I come through here, so he takes a frame over the nope if I come over though your panties are coming off His tax to again a subordinate somebody worked for him well his I know a lot of send me a pick send me a pick He had a kid on the way right that was the thing uh apparently he's doing all of this while his wife was pregnant with their child Yeah, I do I Yeah, he's uh, he said great legs she says you are persistent With a face palm emoji He said I know I uh, I know what I want and I won't stop until I get it Your picks need to be higher like he Oh, he's aggressive like yeah, it was it was aggressive Well, I retweeted that and I was like imagine him as a master chief like at whatever command he's in In a new e2 like little chick comes into the command. He was doing the same shit like Well, because we've seen there he was doing it in 2020 when he did he wasn't even a congressman yet He was just running for office. This is somebody on his uh political uh like campaign And then he did it in 2024 with Regina And so like this is now a pattern of behavior and there are more That'll probably come out, but we know about a couple more so like this is just a pattern of behavior the guy's a sex past He's been a sex past since day fucking one so again god forbid like who knows what happened during his military career. Yeah, dude master chief There's a nice Well, good. Well, he said it's going good for you. Will he be able to will be he be able to drop out complete or resign Because he dropped out of the race, but he hasn't resigned correct. He's not resigned That that that's where things get a lot more complicated um That is still an option But yeah, we're just kind of like trying to navigate those waters right now, but right now as it stands uh, so We I now have the GOP nomination for the Texas 23rd congressional district stands good. He'll have an advantage there What's that as it's called? Jesus and um Trying so hard to just play the straight man. I know you're surrounded by friends It's a shame running for congress doesn't involve actually running What's your next video Nick? That's about a giant Really? Yes It's actually about a giant All right, I'm intrigued to tell me more The American Revolution Portuguese orphan washed up on the shore in Virginia ended up being a six foot six 270 pounds holy shit back in 1770 average person was like five four five four. Yeah, and Ends up being a bad-assing American Revolution George Washington knows and by name calls in George Washington's Hercules Says they don't know if they would have won the Revolution without him ends up having him ends up commissioning him a Somewhere between five and six foot tall broadsword like a full-on claymore that an ordinary man couldn't even unsheath and Allegedly he uses it at the Battle of Gilford's courthouse, which is the basically like the last battle of the Revolution to kill 11 Dragoons by himself holy shit. Yeah, oh my god. He's a bad ass also Absolutely, you're like foot. I shot my shot and I'm reloading with my homies And then you see that dude walk around the corner with that sword and you're still reloading your musket That's where you surrender and hope he gives a shit about warcraft. This is a six. This is a replica replica of the sword. Oh my god I mean I just just cleaved yeah, and then I told on the other podcast, but um It's fucking gutz jumping into To kill the big guy in the first, you know, I'm talking about yeah when Gus jumps in with this sword Just straight down the head. Yeah But uh, there was a show a while back where like Brian Sean Eddie Hall the strongman Went around the world and like recreated feats a strength or whatever One of the feats they did was allegedly something that Peter Francisco did Where the yoke on a cannon got blown up and he carried and a like they say it was 1100 pound cannon I don't know, but allegedly he picked up a cannon and carried it up a hill on his shoulder into battle to remount it And they were like trying to recreate that feat of strength. So Jesus apparently he's fucking bad ass The fucking wild to me Uh, the you guys ever watch Magnus is a Magnus he does those Videos where it goes like climbing or just above and beyond with Feats of strength. Do you know who I'm talking about? No idea. He gets Magnus Uh The chess player He's really big on climbing. I think that's how he got famous. He has a few million now, but he goes into Crazy fucking situations, but that's always his going out every video is about hey look at what this human has done I'm going to replicate that. He joins Alex Honald on free climbing. He free solos Yeah, he's like I will never do that again. Fuck off Again, and he has it on footage him freezing halfway up the climb and this is if I fall I am now a thousand feet I die. Yeah, he goes Alex just like walks up to me. He's like what's wrong? And like I don't know what to do and I was oh dude homie just grab right there and right there then you get Oh, yeah, that easy just spider monkeys it up the wall And he talks he's like that was the most frightening moment. I have ever had in my life And then I got over it. Yeah, I'll never do that again. No, no, I'm good. I don't think I have any Inclination to do that. I think we should do a gang does episode where we just for one day try to do Babe Ruth's diet What was Babe Ruth's diet? I feel like I've heard this before but I don't remember. I got you 41. Is it like fucking the giant dude from the princess Brad? What he actually ate breakfast. Eggs, bacon, coffee. Oh, he's so far Pacific. Hold on. No, there's amounts. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Jeldermist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Maybe it's Mabelie. Oh, they're just saying eggs and bacon, and that does this make it the proper breakfast. Speaking of which, though, it's like that thing I saw you repost where you're like, you know, if you could get a million dollars and you have two friends that can. It was five friends to drink 100 beers in three days. I was like, give me junkyard digs, Connor, my dad, and Pewview, and we'll drink 100 bushlights in an episode of Unsubscribe. It's insane. I've seen it. So, they. Babe Ruth Diet, a pint of whiskey, mixed with ginger ale, followed by a steak, four eggs, fried potatoes, and a pot of coffee. Lunch, included two porterhouse steaks, two heads of lettuce with blue cheese, two platefuls of cottage fried potatoes. So, I'm sorry, was the pint for breakfast? Yes. Oh, a snack. For his snack, he was known to eat somewhere between six and 12 hot dogs, often with sauerkraut, several Coca-Cola's, and that's a snack. And then for dinner, he had two more porterhouse steaks, potatoes, and two apple pies. So, the pint is just for breakfast. Yes. And he doesn't drink throughout the rest of the day. Correct. He's got to, he's got to, he's got to edge by game time. So, one pint, 16 fluid ounces is one pint of whiskey, and what? That was a pot of coffee. No, ginger ale, sorry. I wonder if it was mixed or it was like 16 ounce of whiskey. Again, starting breakfast with 16 ounce of whiskey is a fleck and wild concept to me. Who's monitoring his diet? No one, it's the 1930s. Did somebody just make this up? It was good luck was punching his wife before the game, I guarantee it at that time. Jesus. They're 1930s. Well, I love those pictures of those old-fashioned baseball teams where it's like, none of these people could even make it on a fucking pro team now. Change the high school team for you. Then again, I mean, they all look like John Dei and still like one of the top in the sport. That's true, too. Drew, a lot less running in golf. It's like fucking daily when they did the new Happy Gilmore movie. They're like, he can't know this shot. And he was like popping shots in that shoe on the mental in their room. He just said they were going to do it with CGI. Yeah, he's like, nah, give me a second. Yeah, I got this. Did you see we were watching it this afternoon, but Cam's at wrestling with Demetrius? I didn't see him wrestling, I saw him striking. Dude, he was man-handling Demetrius. Well, he is 80 pounds bigger. No, like Demetrius who's like, I can't stop anything. He's like, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He's 80 pounds bigger. Well, I know, trust me, he makes a huge difference. I was seeing Mighty Mouse just get like ragdolled. Mighty Mouse was still utterly surprised from it. He was like, what the fuck? I can't stop this, dude. Do you ever struggle with tiny toilet tree bottles? No. Well, with Mando, struggle no more. I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick. It's going to get all clumpy in my chest hair. But it looks like I've been rolling around and mashed potatoes. How well does it lubricate? It's developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect. I'm going to tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament. I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straights up. He's turned. Time to shower, finally. Fatty curdled. Thanks to Mando. It's also named after Melt Fuji. Really, mine's bourbon and leather because I'm a Mando. Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun. What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon? I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death. It's not going to come for at least 72 hours. Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y'all more f*ckers could use some Mando. For a strong independent woman, you can do everything a man could do. You can still use some Mando. Our tentenic day. The cops are coming. We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell. It actually does smell pretty damn good. This one smells like the body wash smells actually really good. I have bourbon leather. Anybody find the body? 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And there's clearly like the ones she's liking where it's like, she's like the thing she wants to do, the top comment far and away by thousands of likes is shave your head due two years in Dagestan training with the chitchatons. There was one guy who was the teenager who's like, whatever the top comment is, I'll change my name to my comment. She's like, well, reads it first, the top three comments. Well, I can't say that first anymore. Dude. Yeah, it was just the worst word you could think of. All three were voted to the top. I forget. There's like a list of like the funniest trolls that 4chan has pulled off. And some of them are hilarious. There was a there was a Taylor Swift concert. And whichever college got the most votes, she would go to a free concert at this college. 4chan got a hold of it and it was a college for the deaf. Kanye did the same thing, except it was promote Walmart. The pit bull one. It was pit bull. So pit bull. To promote a wall. He's going to go to a concert at any Walmart in America. They picked the northernmost Walmart. That's like an 18 by 18 room for like survival supplies in Alaska. And he fucking went. Yeah, it's my favorite part is he was just in on the joke. He didn't give a shit. Went. There was like some multi billion dollar unmanned boat that was supposed to like patrol the Arctic and gather scientific information. They opened it up to the internet. What they should name it. Bodie McBote face one. Well, so internet historian has a great video on it. Like about like just business or whatever. And like it just talks about a bunch of the different ones where that's happened. Like when McDonald's opened up the name your burger. No. Oh, it was it was really bad. And it was a goal. Crush on life. Instagram is amazing. That is the thing. They go the hardest in the comments section now. Okay. Instagram. Did you see this one? Okay. Yeah, I did. I sent this to a couple of you backwards feed. Yep. The top comment. Imagine the cops trying to track her into snow. She has backwards feed. Like I love Instagram used to be. Instagram used to be like the strictest platform. And now it's like fucking anarchy. There's no rules. I know my favorite comment. It's like whenever somebody posts something that's like actually wholesome or anything. And top comment is always what is this doing on my racism app? Like do you remember though? Like you used to be able to get banned for like really dumb shit. Now it's just like I scroll through my fan. It's anarchy. Oh God. I do it so hard. Dude, I do it every day on my streams. My favorite pastime now. It's just rage baiting on Instagram. And it is the funnest shit in the world. I tell like when people say what should I do next? I'm like join the Marine Corps. 20,000 likes. It's like this guy. So you're like okay, you're watching him and then you just 46,000 comments. I bet those are fantastic. I bet those are super positive. What does this say? It's just fucking. Oh my God. Thank you so much Instagram. Y'all are amazing. Oh, I love that shit. Oh, Brandon, you're going to have to deal with a lot of this. Or have you had this. I have a question on it. >> [LAUGH] >> How's the war talks going, Brian? >> They're huge. >> [LAUGH] >> We're so high school children. >> Yeah, man, high school kids. >> All right, all right, I'm gonna go pee. >> What were you talking about, Eli? Are you getting much, is anyone asking those questions just right now about like, hey, I ran or any of this shit that's going on? >> Yeah, no, 100%. I get asked about it pretty common, or pretty often. And I've made my position on it pretty clear. It's like, yeah, no, any engagement to the United States engages in. I want the United States to win. It's like, let's show them what $1 trillion a year looks like in defense spending. That being said, it's like, I have been always on the record as anti-intervention unless we can avoid it. It's like, I don't want senseless conflict. We've seen what happened with fucking G-Wat. We don't need to be in the sandbox for 24 years doing nothing. It's only a bunch of 19 year olds to stand at a gate to just waiting to be attacked. That's sort of foreign policy. We saw where it got us, and it's not a fucking good place. So, if you want to stop, if you want to help combat veterans, stop making more of them for no reason. >> Well, wow, the idea. >> I hate that, because the internet just hates nuance, because I feel like those two things can be true. It's like, yeah, if the United States is going to be involved, I want us to be the best. And I want us to do the most, what we can do while losing as few people as possible. God forbid, I don't want to lose American lives. >> Crazy thought. But they just lack the ability to have people. >> I don't want to go skydiving, but if I do, I hope my parachute opens. >> No fucking jam, right? Like, that's literally the argument. >> I didn't want to be here, but now that we're here, let's be good. >> I hope it goes well. >> I hate that that's a controversial opinion. They're like, oh, you've already sold out. You're taking such and such money. It's like, hey, no, fucking never have, never will. Be, did you even listen? >> But, you know, it's politics. >> Absolutely not. >> No, no, they didn't. >> Well, apparently we were talking about in the last episode, but the, it already was broken. >> Oh, yeah, it was like these wires. >> Yeah, there's conversations about it right now. It's a little murky. It's stuff like this is so hard, because you're having to make decisions based on information that's unverified. >> That's one of those weird things. That's why I was just wondering, because I got, we sat down at one of your events, and you got to see the young soldiers hyped up about war. And then they're like, well, what do you think? You're like, oh, homie, you like this, because that's what you're trying to do. This is your, you want to experience it? Promise it's not as cool as it sounds. And then you're like, you have that level-headed mind as well. It's like, oh, I don't, like, we don't need to do this. We shouldn't do it unless we 100% have to, but we're not sending troops on the ground, and then trying to bring in a new democracy. >> Right, yeah, like that, I don't know, this, I've vastly prefer what's happening now over like, again, the Dick Cheney level foreign policy that we saw before, it's just like completely fruitless, but at the same time, man, I just really want, I understand some of the reasoning behind some of this stuff, but I just really want to see a renewed focus on domestic policy, a lot of the things that got people excited about this administration, were a lot of the things that were promised on domestic stuff, the make America healthy against stuff. A lot of that stuff, a lot of the economic stuff, the lowering the cost of gas, of food, of the cost of living, housing prices getting lower, like all that stuff is like super exciting, and a lot of the domestic policy stuff, some of it's been delivered on, it's been very, very good for the American people, I think, but there's a lot of work left to do, and I'd like to see us focus on that more. >> Got, I am super excited for you to watch the episode recorded because what we discussed was a lot of that. It's like, hey, our dollar, what's it worth? What does he see as the biggest indicator of red flags? It's like, ah, our money, it's going down to value. So that's what he views as the biggest problem. He went into the entire Roman history about it, which is fucking wild, but he just shows a, hey, here's what we see, and here's the problems that came from it, and this is what I'm seeing is happening in the United States right now. >> Oh yeah, I mean, just look at why more Germany? You know, post-World War I Germany, like just the rampant runaway inflation. That's, it's usually a telltale sign things aren't going well. And in our case in the United States, you know, inflation right now is, I think, that's the number one unseen tax on the American people. Because it's not enough, I'm sorry to get into fucking policy bullshit, but like, it's not enough now for the government to just steal your money. Now they have to steal the value of the money you have left. And that's fucked up. If you do everything right, let's say you save a thousand dollars at the end of the year, you took that away for a rainy day. The next year, it's worth 900. And you didn't do anything wrong because your government can't get their fucking shit together. >> 100%. >> Who's he? >> Zero push back on that. >> I don't know. >> It's going to be crypto. >> Hey, we, I mean, after our talk, I was like, okay, I'll invest into that. You had the, which one was it? >> I think the US government's going to switch over to stable coins, and then they're going to make it global. There's a lot of talk of that. >> Right. Like I genuinely think the strategy here that they want to go for is because like right now, we own the financial system because of the petrol dollar. >> Yes. >> That's getting eroded. It's getting weaker. So I think that they're going to take and transition to stable coins that are pinned to the US dollar. And then they're going to allow everybody all over the globe to buy it, and that way everybody in all these countries where the American currency is better than their currency, they're just going to start using that on their phone. And there's nothing their governments can do to stop them. >> Do you think that's a good thing? >> It's a good thing for Americans because we're offloading our money, which is essentially our debt. So basically we're turning, we're going from right now, the creditors for the US can be companies and countries. >> Yeah. >> We're making it so individual citizens all over the globe can be creditors for the United States. >> Right. No, not, I wasn't asking if it's good for the United States as a global power. I just mean like, do you think transitioning away from US? >> I think it's going to wind up horribly because then like the swift banking system, you can cut a country off right now. But if we get to this point where there's one global currency and it's all digital, it could be a nightmare because if whoever gets put in charge of that can kind of do whatever they want. You can start looking at things like, oh, you've already bought 18 pounds of meat this month. Your card doesn't work anymore until the first when you're allowed to buy more meat because we decided meat is bad or whatever. You're only a lot of this much gas per month and there's nothing you can do about it. >> And for those of you at home listening to that hypothetical thinking, no, that would never happen. You probably say that about half the shit that happened during COVID too. A lot of the shit that was going down during 2020 if you had ever brought that up in 2019 to be like, you're a conspiracy theorist. There's no way. >> It would never force businesses to shut down. >> It's like my biological son, Isaiah says. >> Whenever you think, well, the government wouldn't do, oh, yes, they would. >> Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. >> Meat new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. Try new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Mavilyne. >> Dewyre, I also shout out to y'all. It is already with eight days and two autism awareness month. Y'all are fucking crushing it right now. >> Because if anybody is aware of autism, it's our audience. >> Uh-oh, I gotta get out of here. We love you all. You're gonna, you're crushing, crushing the numbers right now. So y'all are changing a lot of lives this year. It's great to see. Also, we had a great conversation with the fine ladies at autism org, I forget which specific nonprofit. She was taking over the, she was handed off us. She was like, hey, I don't know what's going on. She got a hot potato. >> Yeah. >> And then she's like, yeah, I'm looking at some of your videos now. I'm like, oh, we say retard, by the way. She's like, oh, huh, what do you do? It's like a flashbang. She's like, but super kind, super nice. She pulls up, oh, well, you guys have done it. We're trying to work with other things. I was like, yeah, we donated a small portion of everyone, the shirts we've sold. People will purchase them and then 100% of those profits for the autistic shirts we donate. She looks, she's like, holy shit. You guys have done it and she cusses. She's like, there's $100,000 already. What the fuck? >> And that's just if that went off to the organization. >> Yeah, that is one of the nonprofits. So she's like, whatever you guys are doing, keep crashing life. Oh my God, what the heck? >> One of these days, one of these nonprofits is going to print us out official R word pack. passes that I can keep in my wallet. Actually, hey, now I'm proud of it. Just wait till we do our fundraiser next February. Also if I can make a glady like shot that one. If I can make a small announcement on the podcast, Rich and Taylor have just had their baby. It's their pictures, yep. So they have welcomed little dick into the world. That's awesome, very proud of it. Yeah, I'm out to angry cops little dick is here. Yeah, fucking tiny dick's here, dude. And so is his son. Taylor and Rich, congratulations guys, that's fucking awesome. Aw. Yeah, not to derail the podcast there, but I just saw that in the group chat. Hey, you ever just wake up and fell like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punch you in the face? That's crazy. Does the mattress also fuck your mom? You ever wake up feeling like you slept in a swamp because you're a disgusting nasty ball sweat? I see most of you on Reddit, so I know you have time to break up with that mattress. Get divorced from your mattress. Get a ghost bed. That hoe. You're worth more. You're so strong. Well, guess what? Ghost bed just launched their new mattress line. It's designed to keep you cool, supported in all the right areas. If you catch my drift, your giant fucking hog and help you get sleep. These beds are built with the patented cooling technology, Brandon. So you can keep your giant fucking hog cool. Did you know they're built to last? That's right. None of that drip in your nonsense. Every mattress has a 20 or 25 year warranty. 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You're like, yeah, probably. You're like, eh, too is good. Yeah, we'll see. I don't know, I want more kids, not necessarily, it's pulling out gay, yeah, yeah, like what do you want me to say? Cody, what are you, I ain't no, no, no, Cody looks horny, yeah, I mean, I'm going to scoot over this wheel a bit, but I flipped the table, runs on his knuckles, I need my beanie babies. Your future wife just went, oh, God, I think you said it on the podcast a couple, it was a few episodes ago, but you're like, yeah, I need to have more of them so they can mow my grass. I never underestimate the beanie babies, dude, to be fair, my dad made me do that, start doing that pretty much immediately. So maybe that's what they're kind of tracks, do beanie babies is hilarious. You feel like beanie babies, no, no, he mints them, go my thighs, oh hell, you got to have another one, Cody. Oh, dude, I'm going to have so many beanie babies, dude, congrats, stop saying that. What's people call him children, but I like beanie babies, no, one's going to work the weed either lawn mower, it's their name, get over here, it's like William Liam, you know, a lawn mower, I'm so proud of you, boy, you have to try a good neck. I don't have to do anything, new kids in there. We are getting hit up about the life tour at the end of this year, they started to ask questions. I know, I'm like, no, I'm like, woo, New Jersey for Shippen on me to Boston, definitely New Jersey. Fuck off, we do, I only want to go cool places, I want to do like four shows. Four is good, I want to just do like four, does anybody remember the last Iowa show? Nope. I remember Richmond, I was aggressive, dude, he was Iowa, was that the one where Rich just like pounded the bottle of tequila, yes, that was the first one, which led to the second show, we went through a palette of echelon, I know because I brought it, we were really hard on that one. That was the one where I figured out all of Iowa smells like a fucking bowling alley. You saw three miles of it. I saw enough. From where we stood, we could see all of Iowa, it's pretty flat, that's true. Everything the light touches, it's, yeah, it's corn, it is corn, four shows, just really big venues, that's for me, yeah, good to go, good to go, I told you, fucks, I told you, even the agents to schedule the shows are like, Iowa, it's kind of like, it's not, it's not a big city, it's not big, I was like, bro, it's in Midwest, people will drive from 12 hours away. Oh my god, the Iowa show sold out in nine minutes, if you wanted to two back to back, I told you, like, because yeah, they're in the Midwest, they're fucking 40 hours from anything. There's nothing else to do, like, also Jesus, everyone showing up with concealed carries and delaying this show. Oh, the show's delayed, it's like, yeah, over half the audience was sent back to their vehicle because they were carrying guns, and some of y'all decided to hide it in the woods. Like, first of all, what the fuck? Second of all, based based. It's awesome. It's like, what the fuck? It's gonna be a good idea. Where would we want to go this time? I still think the, the Rhyman in Nashville would be bad. Rhyman. Being able to say you did the Rhyman's pretty fucking cool. Alright, so what does Adam Sandler do when he's making his newest movies? What does he do, guys? He gets all of his boys together and goes to one of the nicest places he possibly can. Yeah, cool vacations for us. Yeah, cause the San Diego show was fun as fuck, cause San Diego is beautiful. Oh. Also, it's a beach. Huge military city. It is. Huge Navy, Marines, Charleston. Charleston's good. Yeah, we did like a bit with it, even if we go back up to Iowa or Indy, just do a 3,000, 4,000 seat venue and then Nashville. Nashville would be good. And then we'd have San Diego, I think it'd be cool to go back to San Diego. He's coast. One in taxes, cause he got it. There's four. Yeah, four. Let's know down in the comments where you'd like to see us go. And if you say Alaska, go fuck yourself, we're not, you, no, it's going to go on. Okay, I will say unironically, I do want to do a USO show or something along those lines. Oh, USO show, I do. Be fucking great. Go to go to like some military base somewhere. Right out the gate. Be awesome. Iran's going to be popping. Yeah, go to Kuwait. Go to, no, they'll put a San Iran. Don't. I, I hope not in Iran, that depends on what happens next, the US young, um, we can be at a USO tour in Iran, be like, uh-oh, I would 100% do that for a USO show in Tehran in Iran. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I would do it wherever I don't really care for personally, but I've already got close and I shouldn't die this time around. Eli takes shrapnel in the ass again. Yeah. Oh, I fuck. I sucks. Day. Great story. This is our civilian purple heart. That's so pissed. You're licensed, your license plates are going to be decked out. You guess, he put a cluster on your purple, purple hearts. Eli, turn the other cheek. No, they got that one too. All right. Did you actually take shrapnel in the ass? No. We're looking and shutting the leg. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. I was wondering. Yeah. I thought the, I thought you had a shot in the ass. Is it like, oh, it's like up high on your thigh, wouldn't it? No, it's like here. It's not. Literally nothing. Right there. Literally. Is that fucking retarded scarf? That's it. That's what happens. If a AK, AK round kicks off of a wall. Right. [BLANK_AUDIO] Let me see over here now. I wait right here Oh, yeah, I can see the stitches Is it? Just great. I thought you got shot in the ass. Yeah. Oh, I can tell you with even what's his name? Homie that said he got his face blown up Malibu fit Malibu fit there's one of the things because he did write me and I asked about that and then he did come clear Which I've never hold I don't give a shit about you that my K. You're not taking money for your own Whatever if I can you didn't take money and then profit from your purple heart is whatever store you want to make don't lie blah blah blah but I think Brandon I told you so I got shot, but I told them or Malibu fit said this is what happened But it got lost my purple heart records got messed up That's what happened to me like I have a purport the hence why plates all that shit, but my Damn skipping But my per bar says I got blown up in an ID blast Did not happen? Well, I three IDs none of them hit me though like no shrapnel I think out of all the people that I know that have been injured in combat most of them have Records yeah like almost I think more often than not they're fucked up What do you know the I think we talked about it actually the people that stop the mass shooter The officers yeah, yeah, the cadets. Oh the RTC kids. They got purple hearts Two right did they yep, because they got did they get like what what happened? I didn't know I didn't know the details of that story if they got Stabbed him a lot. Oh, yeah with a Gerber right they killed a shit out of them shooter. Where did that happen at? Oh? It was on base it was Where did the college I? I thought it was on a base no, I thought it was a college in the college ROTC program. Oh, okay ROTC Yeah, where did that happen thought I think the worst mass shooter ever 2026 old dominion Muhammad Bala jala attacked a reserve officers sounds like a nice young man yelling a la Akbar Well opening fire one ROTC instructor was killed and then two of the cadets were critically injured Before jala was fatally stabbed as other members of the ROTC group seduced him But yeah, so two people got purple hearts from that. Yeah, they jumped on with their pocket knives and just stabbed the fuck out of that guy Yeah, so they were critically injured. Yeah two deaths one of them was the perpetrator Yeah, I think they just went to ham or they went to town went ham on his neck Brandon, did you see what they used? There's a guy. Oh, no 22 caliber clock Well, that's a choice Block 44 Yeah, I've got one of those that's Not a particularly good gun Not like I'm like giving them advice or anything, but yeah, that's that's certainly a choice I didn't know that part, but yeah, so they walked away with Purple hearts and then Wimer that text message. She's like they would do a lot of people couldn't do they finished they finished what he started I was like as a Baller has quotes Like fucking dope. Okay, this is actually something I'm curious about Nick. You're publishing a book, right? Tanneth them. Yeah, the kids book series. Huh? Yeah, how the fuck is that going? I have the first I have the rough draft of the first book Up like proofreading through it. I was reading through it on the plane more. You're gonna release in like one at a time now I'm gonna release a 10-piece box set. Yeah, full story. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean it's basically like Characters based off me and my two sons and it's like the premise is Nazis and Japanese one-world war two and it's in modern day, but it's run by Nazi Germany and the Japanese and I'm a historian at a museum who Basically like makes a discovery that the Nazis used a time machine to help them win world war two And I go through and do a bunch of research and they find out before I can go back and correct the timeline and then Cutter and cash find all my notes and they go back and correct the timeline trying to save me Is kind of the premise of the whole series interesting So it's kind of like hearty boys meets man in the high castle kind of like that and then Every every book is focused on a particular war hero. So it's like They were able to win world war two by taking out these 10 pivotal heroes in history. So like they went back in time and made it so The plane that flew over dick bong's farm when he was a kid that inspired him to be a pilot Never flew over his farm. So he was never inspired to be a pilot dick bong the most successful fighter pilot in American history He's taken out of the timeline. So the kids go back and correct that But then the Nazis had a backup contingency plan where they had one other thing they could change To still get rid of this guy. So then like the first book is them Correcting that timeline and then every book's a different hero. It's kind of cool. It's a neat concept Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting. It's even theirs Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York Delta mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. 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Oh my god I just got supremely uncomfortable by you making reference to your wife and immediately leaning in toward me Don't worry about it given prior comments on the podcast. I don't like that. Oh my god That's amazing. Oh maize. Oh maize. Did you see that by the way? Yeah, now I'm like that's right in now that I've Oh rocky is riding So Artemis - with that that transmission. Yes. Oh dude. I did the amazing amazing thing on the official comms. Oh really? Yeah, when they they were orbiting the moon. That was pretty cool Yeah, as they were doing a sling shot. It was amazing. Amazing. Amazing. It's a good movie Dude, that was one of uh I also like I went in with nothing so we I'm going into spoiler alerts. So whatever I like it's not the storyline It's just er cody closure is really - Oh. - No, I just thought it was super interesting how because the alien doesn't have any eyes and he does, the thing bats do, echolocation basically. Because that species only does echolocation, I thought it was really cool like the little details in the movie how Ryan Gosling points out the like, oh, they have space travel and they're more advanced in us in all these ways, but because they don't have eyes, they don't understand radiation and photons at all because they can't even perceive it so they don't even know it exists to look for it. And it's like, that's actually something that's like plausible and could happen. You know what I mean? Like, there's some other thing that you have no way of perceiving so why would you be looking for it? - Dude, so even how that species was developed was, okay, if this rock species existed, their planet would have six atmospheres or there is so much science that went behind the writing in the book, it's fucking crazy. - I'm just glad that there's a new Ryan Gosling personality that I can adopt for six months. - This is a great one. And then even when they did, we've talked about it, the faster near a speed of like travel, they never explain it other than like, we can't get there and take X amount of time. We got that coverage. And that's how they go around that. They're like, man, we don't have to explain it. We'll just say they, yeah, we've had that for a while. And then that's why when it goes, refers back to her and she's watching the videos, she's older. It's like, oh yeah, he's gonna stay young, she's going to age. They did so much science during that. I forget what he did. I think he was an astrophysicist, the guy that wrote the book. - What I will say is that the much like many good things, the fan base is ruining this film because they're so fucking cringe. - Yeah, like they're just, they're turning it into everything now and I'm just like, ah, man, it was a good movie, just let it be that. Don't turn it into your entire personality. I know I just said that like fucking. - Yeah, as soon as the merch hits hot topic, it's over. - Yeah. - New most 5 out of 10 film I've ever seen in my life. - Connor, stop. - Fuck you. - Complete me an average film I've ever seen. It's not that in good. - Wrong opinion. Objectively wrong. - Incorrect. (laughing) - Everybody write this down and come back to me two years from now when nobody's talking about this mid-ass movie. - Like, well, your biggest criticism, we're like, I just can't believe that there was wind in that scene where there should have been zero gravity. I'm like, I'm like, Connor, they were in atmosphere and you're like, oh, all right, we'll super gay. - That was not my complaint, it's a mid-tier movie. - You're in a fucking avatar. - When Avatar came on, you're like, the 3D's blowing my mind. - Avatar was still good when it came out. - I hate a middle of the line movie. Two years from now, nobody's gonna remember this goddamn movie. - Yeah, but did you make it? - Note to self, the movie's way less cool, watching it in Cody's van in Wayne'sville, Indiana, apparently. - 8.4 out of 10 on IMDb. - Yeah, IMDb famously, the B.O. Indole or what makes us good feel? - Honestly, yeah, pretty good. - What's the user review? - User review. - That's what I'm saying. The user rating is 8.4. - What's critic? - Metascore 7-7 at 100. - On critic? - I'm like, I'm a fuck you in this game, I have a movie. This is me all. - I was wondering, I wasn't sure. - Show me on this fucking doll where Ryan Gosling touched you. - Dude, he touched me in the heart. (laughing) - I did, I had a hammer. - With a hammer. - I got a hammer and then we were like, oh my. - Divisions were good, the fuck. - Everything. - Nick, did you cry? - It was the most mid fucking movie of all fucking time. - And Ron, to man, to man. - And everybody enjoyed this movie, but Connor. - I enjoyed the film, it was the most mid shit I've ever seen in my life though. - I've like, - 10,000 reviews of 96%. - It was good sci-fi, it was a good story. - I'm not saying it was a joke. - It has more amazing, there was no shit. It was just a good, and it was all practical effects, puppetry, like limited CGI. - Yeah, that's how I judge whether a film is good or not, the puppetry. - Honestly, yes. - The kind that was called, the Muppets, the Muppets in New York. No, I got a 10, audience score on IMVB, the puppetry. Amazing Jim Henson, a hero, an American hero. - Connor, see you again. - No, in the fucking language translation, somebody was talking, I just got in this fucking fight earlier. They were like the greatest thing in American cinema, the language translation, when we break the language barrier with an alien species. It's written off in one sentence, it's Ryan Gosling sitting on a goddamn laptop, and he goes, and then Bing Bong, now we understand Rocky, from the rock guy, speaks fucking English. It's one goddamn second, like you said, two seconds ago, you were complimenting the fucking science. - It's a monster, it's a fucking zombie body monster. - It's a fucking zombie body monster, let me finish. You were complimenting the science of this so-called film where you're like, yo, and they don't even explain faster than light travel. - How is that a compliment to the science of this medium fucking film? - Let's say angle of it. - Try out famously mad that the people in Hollywood couldn't accurately figure out the speed of light and he's upset about it, so the whole movie's bad. Star Wars must fucking suck because we haven't figured out light speed yet also. - Nick, misinterpreting what I just said. I was talking about how Eli was complimenting the so-called science in the film, play the tape back 30 seconds prior before, Nick's interruption of myself before I interrupted their podcast. I'm sorry, it wasn't a gay, a Wes Sanders fucking movie. - I can accurately demonstrating all the science that we currently have, but not being able to solve the biggest questions in physics, the science must suck. - Yeah, no, no, we can't explain it. That happened off camera. Wow, the science in this film, would you believe it? It's bewildering, the puppetry. Did you see the puppets in this movie? The puppets were crazy. They had a run-- - Ironically, do you? - Yes, I would prefer if they use practical effects like they did and like the fucking in the thing, instead of the new gay thing that they did where they replaced all the puppetry with CGI. - I think your misunderstanding, the puppetry was so amazing. By a law, I shall strike you. (laughing) - Are you mad in like Lord of the Rings when like orcs and stuff exist because they don't exist in real life? - If Eli came on the unsubscribe podcast and said, yes, the magic was it perfect. They nailed that, just like the book. They perfectly laid that down. And in the Lord of the Rings, they were just like, in the film they were like, no, it doesn't matter like some magic happen off screen or whatever, but the puppetry, the puppetry was impeccable. - You're like a kid in the middle school who's like upset that his like indie band got popular. - Dude, this movie is so amazing. Write this shit down, two years from now, nobody's gonna remember this goddamn movie. They went made a stream ever since then, they haven't been good. - Yeah, people like it, they don't like it. - I don't hate it, 'cause people, I watch it and I said it's the most average movie of all time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Goths barista, the coffee shops impressed with your opinion. - Yeah, Nick, the fat electrician, famed man for a green with people. He loves when people have a popular opinion. This man has never taken a popular opinion and gone the opposite way with it. It's a mid-fucking movie. It's a mid-fucking movie, but the puppetry. - What's a good movie, Connor? - You done it. - Tell me a good movie. - What's a good movie? - Yeah. - Have you wrote a better one? - Fuck, what is your insistence that I have to write a Hollywood film? - How do you're shitin' on so much? - Right, one better, motherfucker. What's a good movie? Show us how puppetry's done. - Go get these, go get these. - Go get these. - Yeah. (laughing) - Try to get this to the best. - Yeah, I'll get this to the best. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I'm like, oh. - Did you? - We did just watch Scarface for the first time last night. - Yeah, watch that movie. - He'd never seen it. - The friend, the chainsaw scene. - Oh my God. - The puppetry was amazing. - Fuck off. - Fuck off. Blood doesn't spatter that way. You wanna shower current. - That's not what I'm saying. Jesus Christ, can I not say a movie's mid. - Well, we're asking what's a good movie. - It's just the decibels in which you say it. - Yeah, what's a good movie? - Yeah, what's a not-mid movie? - Not-mid movie? Like, over over there where Earth, that was a great film. - All right, yeah. - Okay, yeah. - Yeah, everybody agreed with me on that. - Yeah, take the puppetry mid. (laughing) - Did you like it or a stellar? - Interstellar's fantastic, yeah. - Okay. - How was the science? - Science was good, it was acceptable. They glossed over a lot of things. - They did. - The puppetry though. - The puppetry and interstellar. (laughing) - I wonder books came off the shelf? - Tape tier. - I will say that was the one thing about Project Hail Mary's about halfway through the movie. I was like, this reminds me of like, a more kid-friendly version of it. - It was like a Marvel made interstellar, but the puppetry was great. - I just imagine Connor being like, I don't know. - You're gonna make me slur. - Eight. Sitting in the movie theater with his parents watching Star Wars episode one just fucking pissed because nobody's accurately explaining how lightsabers work in real life, but the - The puppetry was phenomenal. - You see G.I for that one. - Oh fuck, if you would have said four. - I thought it. - I thought it was five. - No, 'cause they literally did do puppetry in the first start with the episode one, 'cause they had that shitty little Yoda. - Yeah, fuckin' new episode one, that was a new hope. - Four. - No, no, four. - Episode one, 13. - Episode one, they went to C.I. - The 1998, 1999, whatever that was, they used the little puppet Yoda. - I swear they used bad CGI. - No, they just, I promise. - That's right, it's bad CGI, I promise you. - I had almost go with Nick on this one. - Wait, which film before the bat? - Before the bat, what are we, what are we betting on? - What are we betting on? - What's it called? - Episode one. - The Phantom Minus. - The Phantom Minus, what are we betting on? - Hold on, before we, before we, wait, let's set the terms. - Go on. - Oh God, what do we want from each other? - I don't know. - Oh my God, Brandon is right. - Damn it, wait, we didn't set the terms. - Oh. - Fuck you Eli, I could have gotten something good out of Nick. - Double down. - You can set the terms up for the ones. (laughing) - Bro, it's that bad of a difference? - I told you, I bet. - Like, yeah. - Oh shit. - Yeah, no commitment. - I'm sorry, oh yeah, we updated that by the way. - Yeah, in the original, or the, - In the 1991, Phantom Minus. - Yeah, he was a shit ass puppet. - Dude, the puppetry was phenomenal. - How do you remember that? - I was a Star Wars kid. I can, I remember I won the art contest. I drew Yoda and won free tickets for my family, which was a lot, being a poor Mexican kid. - I'm gonna take you to the story. - And they put in a newspaper. - I did the, the reason I got into Star Wars was because they had the serial box thing, where if you cut out like fucking five of them, you got like a free ticket to attack the clones. - Oh, it was a fat kid. So every time I think of Star Wars episode one, all I can think about is Dredo's 3D. Do you remember those? - No. - They made 3D Dredo's and they were like promoting 'em heavily with Star Wars. - Dredo's? - Yeah. - Oh, Dredo's. - Yeah. - Okay, so if I was a Dredo, I was hearing Dredo's. - I was hearing Dredo's, I was like, what is Dredo's? - Oh, I remember, they were like puffed out. - Yeah, they were like puffed. It's like you took a syringe inside of one and like, and it went, there's like an airlock on the shit. - They were so good. - I don't remember that. - Oh, they're delicious. - Yeah, the little triangle of the thing is the 3D Dredo's or Dredo's. - Episode one. - Yeah, I know, the internet loves what I say. - Dredo. - Dredo, Doree, toes. - I think that was the most passionate argument we've had on the podcast. We've talked about all sorts of crazy shit on the podcast. That was probably the most impassioned we've been. - There. - Yeah, the ladies were getting obsessed with it. - Yeah, but it was. It's weird. - It was before the R. - No, D-R-R-I-T-O. - Tredo. - Yeah, okay, yeah. - You're right. - Dude, I forgot about that. Cody, you should remember this one. - Oh, no, I remember those. - Yeah, 'cause it was, oh shit. There was another brand that tried to, like, tried to do the same thing. - Yeah, remember those. - Something puffs. - You could put them on your fingertips. - Bugles. - Bugles. - Bugles, right? - Yeah, but Ruffles made puffs. Ruffles brand potato chips made puffs at the same time. We were all experimenting with food. It was getting crazy out there. And then Shrek came out and they made green ketchup. - Yeah, let's figure out how to put more of high fructose corn syrup and everything. - Yeah. - Have you ever woken up and felt the immediate need for a nicotine pouch slash and slash or a cup of coffee? - I can't talk. It says no neck on the can. - Yeah, no neck aloud. - Big on. - How many pouches, cups of coffee or energy drinks do you need throughout the day to stop from crashing? - Too many. - Did those things cause anxiety or make you feel on edge? - I love edging. That's why using ultra pouches can be a game changer for your energy levels. They deliver ultimate focus and energy that lasts one to two hours, all without nicotine or caffeine. Well, if they don't have nicotine, what's in them? - Great question. Ultra partnered with leading neurosciences to develop these pouches, Cody. You mean they have new tropics and adaptogens in them? - I know you mispronounced new tropics, but yeah, they got those. - Oh, new tropics and adaptogens. - They use infinity, all right reserved, PX. - Alpha, GPC. - Healthianian. - A totally naturally occurring amino acid. - And vitamin B6 and B12. - New customers can use the code unsub to get 15% off takeultra.com. - That's takeultra.com and use code unsub. UNS, UB, I can't spell. I hope you can. - After you're purchased, they're gonna ask you where you heard about them. Tell them unsub sends their regards. Please, it's for the love of God, show your support. The Star Wars marketing, you could suck off Jar Jar Banks' tongue, I don't know if y'all remember that. - That's a wrap. - Is it? Are you sure? - Yeah, that is. - It was like his mouth, and he popped it open. - It was a weird, oh, is it like the gum streps that came out of it? - No, it was like a sugar. - And you open his mouth up and then you like, - Jar Jar. - You like tongue. - Jar Jar Banks. - Tongue. - No, no, he's actually, this is an action. - It's a, it's a, oh my God. Con, do you know what this looks like? It's a fucking (beep) - Oh no, yeah. Once you've, once you've finished sucking his tongue off, you can (beep) mouth. (laughing) - You can do that with the throat. - Jar Jar Banks, yeah. - Dude, if you could put that on the bad dragon website today. - Oh, look at that, I'm getting fat. (laughing) - Darth Jar Jar stole my favorite fan theory of it. - Oh, absolutely. - He is the Phantom Minus. - Yes, he's retarded and like, (laughing) - No, no, no, no. - Can't he just stop? (laughing) - I don't, he's retarded. - He's retarded. - He's been in that business period. (laughing) - Nick, that's what made him the best Sith though, because he was absolutely fucking retarded. - Yeah, well, he was an act, I thought. - Yeah, he's supposed to be an actor. - It's like every Jedi or whatever, every main Jedi is like based off a certain style of Kung Fu, and they're saying that Jar Jar is the drunken fist that portrays himself to be incompetent, but that's why he can run into an enemy battle and take out tanks and a bunch of other stupid random shit without ever getting hurt, ever getting, he's the only character in Star Wars that can casually jump 20 feet in the air and do a triple front flip into a perfect dive, and nobody's like, "That motherfucker is not using the force." - I really do wonder if the reason why he was, 'cause he was still the reason why Palpatine was voted into power, single-handedly, canonically. - But the retard, as you so called him, got elected into Congress, or Galactic Senate, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, 'cause he was the one that said, "We should hand over all the powers, if I can do the Emperor." - I really wonder if the reason-- - Reason like the Emperor. - I wonder if the reason that wasn't now-- - Reason like the Emperor. - A bigger plot point was because, like, George Lucas saw the fan backlash after episode one. They're like, "Everybody fucking hated this character." Like, "Okay, let's just kind of tone that down." - Well, they focused on it for toys. That's why Jar Jar was, they admit that. It is, oh, we developed this character to make a whole bunch of money on action figures. Hasbro. - And they're like, "Oh, okay." - That's the only reason Jar Jar being existed. - Well, it's just like the little fucking ball robot, like the soccer ball robot from the New Trilogy. - Oh, BBA? - Yeah. - Which made a fucking metric shit ton of money. - Yep, that was just-- - They started that way back in the day with the fucking E-Box. Which the-- - Oh, E-Won't be the original films, I watched them, 'cause yeah, it was like, being born in the '90s. - George Lucas hits a blunt, "What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?" (all laughing) - My favorite character in the original trilogy is the fucking, the fucking fish. - The trees are speaking, Chava Wumba. (all laughing) - The fucking fish guy is piloting the thing with, what's his name, the black deed from Cloud City. - Oh, yay, Lando. - Lando counts like the little Italian fish. - No, he's very Asian. - He's his little bug-eyed fish, and then it cuts to him and he's like, he's like, "What do you think, Ching Chong?" And he's like-- (all laughing) - No, I think there's literally a kind of way, he just goes, "He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, and you weren't, you weren't overtly furious that he understood him immediately. - How was the puppetry? - Yeah, does that come with, does that come with that growl? But the puppetry was great. If I was a character in Star Wars, I'd be that little rat guy who hangs out on a job with a jacks tail. (all laughing) - I'm tweeting that, actually. - You can't steal my joke. - No, George Lucas hits Blondt. - What'd it be? - What'd it go? (all laughing) - Dude, that pull ups. - Motion ATSTs with the fucking logs. - Hear me out. - The fucking C3POB, he speaks 10,000 languages or 100,000, 700,000, doesn't matter. I'd lose Star Wars trivia. But then he can't pretend to be a god to some little teddy bears in the woods. (all laughing) Suck my fucking gay ass robot. - I love these conversations. - Yeah, all the girls, like, no, he's probably out cheating on me. What guys actually fucking talk about? - No, I literally scared the hose. They all left the house. Not to call you women hose. - Oh, no, they're hiding. - Oh. - She's flipping me all the way. the hose ran away I would have left ten minutes ago but I'm trapped in chair prison I was gonna do a backhand spring but locked up oh fuck did the puppetry was fucking so good so great realistic props we don't have any good Star Wars period now they're all the bad stuff show really in movies what's and they're all it's all fucking Disney now but repeating the exact same story I know it's repeating the same story every time what is episode was a four or five six so seven was a Death Star again one two or sorry three four five you have Death Star Death Star right what for how they in I know you're yeah it's like episode four is Death Star episode six is Death Star yep and then the new trilogy the first one it like is Death Star like seven yep it's just a repeated movie it's like the Batman the do you've heard Death Star's cool concept for Christopher Nolan yeah Batman movies they all have the exact same plot okay I've not heard this great okay so amazing movies right Batman take but going they're great movies so he didn't like the puppetry you like the three Christopher Nolan of course fucking amazing one two and three what is the main thing that he is trying to stop a bomb going off Gotham and all all three time well yeah not really each time first one ninja first one's a chemical chemical weapon going and it's gonna go off in them it already was fear time yeah it was a time counting down so because it was going at the well dark night though there was a couple different with two different bombs we have the well he was a bomber there was a multiple different bombs there was like the the the fairy bomb and she like that too though and we'll let watch it again and he counts I know and then number three there's a new it was a literal nook but yeah to fly off in the count down stories the new yep it's so far the only reason they have the same plot is that there was a bomb all a bomb counting down and you have to save Gotham please I mean even in the old out of west batman they have the giant like cartoon bomb with the fuse I believe have three different movies like I got an idea you know what we did in the first one everyone loved it let's just do it again and now it is clown juice or whatever it's like guys if war breaks out again they're probably gonna use guns the writers in real life need to get their shit together I don't know if it's effective it's a fact this man is arguing against me when I was ranting about the fucking that gay ass movie that nobody are remembering two years the puppetry was great what's a drive project oh project project project the guy with the hammer yeah a project lawyland yeah with Ryan Gosling the pop tree was great did the batman movies even the third one when he likes to emblem on the bridge so he saves Gordon from the ice breaking third you remember this yes Gordon and it's like oh he didn't fall through the ice because blah and then he says light it and then the symbol lights up in the background like that's the symbol of well he's showing that he's there he's showing the people I just got them city now think about this one's my favorite yeah but now imagine Bruce Wayne went there poured gasoline all way to that bridge is made of bad one minute yeah and lost back yeah this dude stop yeah painting dance on a fucking brain I'll never fucking hurt you like so much and about a subject and it turns out to be that man almost threw that out of the room one I was like I was like but dog but he hypothetically he's got you know his bat shit that the little hover bat thing what did you say it coward he's got the levitating bat thing and he shoots out the bat symbol in gasoline light that on fire I get that he doesn't have to paint it like that's what I think you better look I'm just floating drooling a fucking giant post it a gas can or he's either he just sliding down hanging off something and then painting it still no matter what Batman's at there and painted a bat for how bad man the things where they're like washing the windows dropping down every couple feet painting gasoline on the wall there's like spreading nape on the fucking side of a building the first house like Batman did that for that entire thing because that man three right yeah my hot take is that was the best of the three of them everybody disagrees with me the middle one two gets gets all the hot shit because he ledger had to go and OD on heroin and now bro I would have killed fucking debos boats so quick who you remember they have the two boats I forgot that was debo debo had the switch and he was like no we going to throw this out the window if I was in the other boat I would have smoked his bro how to slime just boats so quick he's full of prisoners yeah yeah there's like there's a much of felons on this other boat I'd have grabbed that shit like you didn't even know they had a remote sure he shit wouldn't have saved Maggie Gillingall I did that that took hours of my god don't need all right devil's advocate he's a fucking billionaire he could have just paid a couple of those window washers guys to do that and the implication there is almost as if other people did that for him to announce his arrival that man he just do all those cops for getting shot into the river my biggest if we're gonna talk realism in that film aside from the gasoline bat symbol on the side of the bridge go to you were a police officer hypothetically let's say there's a terrorist who is assembling a group of Nerdoel's in the underground subway system in a city would you again hypothetically take every police officer in the city and have them go investigate simultaneously yeah yeah yeah also again bad man also thought before I do that before I save these guys because they he barely saved them he painted that fucking that's like also we're just that that also killed me the whole part where they took every cop underground where every cop is like yeah I'm gonna go we're just like really really just moving past the fact that bane was able to it enrich uranium and develop a thermonuclear weapon no he got it from fuckistan or whatever they talk about it in the movie no no yeah it was a it was a he's still they talk about it in the movie because he stole it from one of one of the nine nuclear powers yeah two thousand years ago Dirkistan her could jerkistan fuckistan we all know we all we're still cool opening to a movie though on me or what was the whole line we're like if I take that mask on it's such a good actor if I take that mask off of you it will be extraordinarily painful for you if I fuck you in the ass would it hurt probably probably I saw that movie in the original theater cut before they re-cut it they had to read of the entire fucking film like the original Zack Snyder cut in the film yeah Zack Snyder original director of that Christopher Nolan film uh when saw it the first time and I walked in and there were like there were a decent amount of people in the theater but it was that first scene on the plane that Cody's talking about in its bane comes on he's like and everybody in the theater was like like we're making eye contact with each other are we are we all agreeing we can't understand what the fuck he's saying that I don't know why they did that in the first place because if you go back and you watch the original cuts of that movie like the original voice over it's bad this act Snyder cut yeah yeah exactly yeah it was a justice league cut-up that meant I forget why they did but they did fix it after it's because you couldn't fucking understand what he was saying But that's right. Well, they released it and it was like we can't understand what the fuck he's saying I just don't understand how he sat down. He's like that's perfect Approved by a fuck ton of people to go to movie theaters for release and he's like it's perfect Like dude, I'm so deaf. I have to like I have to watch movies with subtitles on anyway Which I did you see that they're talking about offering that in theaters now? What like subtitles on movies, no, I hope not if they play subtitles and films in movies. I'm gonna leave I can't wait till we're in a bar fight And then Connor Connor Connor's hammer face screaming Batman things And then I go so like someone has to stand in the room. I can't I can't wait. We all sprang out there for me. I can't wait until we're all Sitting here beat up after a bar fight, and we could decide to come film a podcast after and I get to listen to Connor Pist off and yelling. It was the most mid-bar fight ever It wasn't that big of a deal The puppetry was amazing dude. There was nobody worth. I don't know why we got in the fight in the first place The sex nighter got in this bar fight Nick choked some guy out with some choke nobody bothered to explain how he did it We just accepted the fact that Nick choked to go out and now we post it bail over here. I'm fucking pissed about it Comment on it was one of the unsub clip channels or y'all's clip channel. I guess and that would be unsub yes. Yeah, well Dude, how you work with this fucking guy? You live with them. I don't Oh Sorry comment click Nick digresses But somebody commented and they were like why does trout always look like he just got in a bar fight last week And it was it was on the video where I had got punched in the face the night before That did happen We got that yeah, I got the scars for it. Everything other than that. Mrs. Lincoln. How was the play? Well, what was that like all my my cousin who got shot in the back of the head that I hear the puppetry was fantastic Six separate the puppetry and all that Puppetry in that signals it was certainly a gang up so that you're welcome. I invited myself. Oh shit Edmonds Cody closes out you beautiful son of a bitch. Bye everyone. Thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast I was joining about Eli double tap battle like Trishin King Trout brand new around myself don't operate it. Thank you for being here You Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs meet new grippy setting mist from Mabel in New York Gel to miss technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip No tightness no stickiness no residue just plum do we hydrated skin that still feels like your skin try new grippy setting mist from Mabel in New York