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We carry the flame, is that better? Yeah, I'm going. We carry the gaze, the gaze, we carry the gaze, and the administration. Yeah. This is a new year's episode. Yeah. Yeah. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. It's a crazy. It's a crazy town USA. Oh, I'm crazy town USA. Yeah, I tell you why. Your crazy town USA is because you don't like Asians. I do love them. No, you don't. Whenever you're in this room, you get suspicious. I lost my virginity to an Asian guy. Oh, what kind? Kevin Choi. He was Korean. So, you're a kind brother? Was he full? He was a full guy. Yeah. A full guy. Yeah, yeah, full. And what was that like? He had a big penis. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. But I was 14 so everything. Oh, wow. How old was he? 15. All right. He was 14 too. Yeah. Let's just keep it that. And when's the first time you lost your virginity? 22, man. I'm not that. Thank you. I'm not laughing either. Okay. I just full of joy. You know, I lost that. 22. How do that? I don't know about you. How do that curve? 22. How do that curve? Just at the club. What club? No, I told you guys, when I first came on, I lost my virginity at 22. What club? It was just a club. It doesn't exist anymore, man. Damn. Well, you're getting defensive. A nightclub? It was a nightclub. Yeah. Was it in the bathroom? Oprah's book club. Oprah's book club. The Dallas. It does. It went over there. Who was it at? It was at 2009. But 22 is kind of a perfect age. It's a good age. Yeah. It's a really good age. 2009, huh? The club was caught. 2009. Okay. How old were you when 2009? In the club, I was 22. How old were you at 2009? 2009. I had to be seventh grade. So whatever age seventh grade is. 13. 13. You always thought you should be a mathematician. You think so? That's a funny goal for my major. No. No. Pythagorean. What are you wiping? Pythagorean. Oh, you're still doing that whole COVID thing? Pythagorean. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just A squared plus B squared plus C squared. Ecos squared. Ecos squared. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I didn't even know that. The Pythagorean theorem. That's so easy. Tell us what it's about. Yeah. I don't know anything about the Pythagorean theorem. What's a hypotenuse? Oh, that's a hypothesis. A hypotenuse? A hypotenuse? A hypotenuse? A hypotenuse? Tell us. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. It's my show. And I can divert. I can distract. It was only going to. It's a description. Yeah. I don't know much about math. To be honest with you. But you don't remember like these terms. Like right now. Oh, doing math. When you're on math, do you think about other things? When you're on math? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do I build that pool in my back? Yeah. Not real, man. It's not real, dude. Life is not real. Yeah. Yeah. How do you. I was. I saw. I rewatched some chef tables last night. Which one? Oh, chef's table. Quon. What's her name? The monk. Yeah. Oh, she's great. Or they are great. Are they? I don't think she is he, she or they are. I think she's. You know what I mean? Just a she. She is a she. She identifies as a she. All monks are a little bit, they though. Interesting. Why? Because they're bald. Oh. That's great. Neutral. Neutral. They're neutral. I say. Yeah. But what a great. A lot of life lessons in that. I really am really curious to see if like the food she actually makes is like. It's legit. Because she doesn't use garlic. She doesn't use onions. She doesn't do anything that like lights up the soul, right? It's not like. Well, those are energy-based seasonings. Yeah. She doesn't use garlic, onion, chives, any of those things. Yeah. What? She's. No. Oh. You ever see that document? I know what you're talking about. I haven't actually seen that episode. Oh, it's so good. It's life also. No garlic. No onion. No seasoning. No seasoning. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, there was a New York Times writer, I forgot his name, but columnist. And food-oriented, his columns. And he was just New York. And one day a chef called him and goes, "Quan is doing an exposition." Eric Repair. Eric Repair said that. Yeah. What a bright fella. Uh-huh. Love that. Love that. And that's pretty funny. Thank you. He's a New Year's energy man. He's a real good energy man. Do you very monk like tonight? You know why he has this energy? What? He's been in LA for almost a week. Wow. He's testing it out. You like it? Yeah. Yeah. I heard something. I found out something really interesting. Can I finish the. Oh, yes. Whoa. Wait a minute. What do I mean? Whoa, what? I don't know what she's going to say. Nothing. Are you more curious about what she's going to say or what I'm going to say? She's honest. Well, right now I'm trying to focus. Focus on use. [laughter] Oh, you're going to say collider. What? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Let him finish. No, you do your first. So, Karina, Karina has remade over there. We had a long chat on Trash Tuzan. Apparently, Hymen is not over his ex. Oh. Oh, no. At all. What is going on here? Talk to Tosabana. You have an ex? [laughter] Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long was that for? Just like four months. Oh. Yeah. Four months ago, you broke up. No. We dated for four months, but. We broke up like in April. And how did that happen? Long distance. Like, just sounds like I can't do this. You said that. Yeah. You're the one that ended it? Yeah. And did you? And you're the one that's not over it. Why are you not over it? Because I miss her. Because I was on the road. So, you know, I'm talking about the road gigs. Yeah. Did you feel like your work gets it? Did you feel like maybe you might have cheated on her? No. I mean, if it, if that time, like, I was like, oh, you know. I was like, oh, whatever happens happens. Yeah. But it's because you wanted a family already. Whoa. She wanted, like, oh, you know, like the house, the kids. I know what a family has actually. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She wanted a family, the white picking house, you know. Yeah. It's a white picket fence. Yeah. Yeah. How else could it also be it? Yeah. And then a white picket fence in the front. Yeah. Yeah. Green grass, real grass. Yeah. You know. But I wasn't ready. Why did you look at my grass? Because this is grass. Fake grass. Okay. She wants a real grass. She wants everything new from you, you know. You know what they say, right? It's touch grass, man. Mm-hmm. Go outside and touch grass. Who says that? They. They do. Okay. The monks. The monks. The monks. The monks and monks. Anyway. No. Anyway. [laughter] What happened? Nothing. It's just we just ended things. But I still think about her. So. Oh. We just like any other human being. I'm just like any other human. We have feelings. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We have thoughts. [laughter] He's explaining how thoughts work with humans, too. Mm-hmm. And, uh. Yeah. I still think about her. Okay. Push in and pick up. Oh. But if you call me back in the morning, it's bad. Ooh. It's bad. I didn't pick up, I was like, no, I can't keep going back. It's because she has a prison boyfriend now, so. Well, you don't know that, it's just a pen pal, I thought. She has a prison boyfriend? She has a pen pal in prison. Oh, yeah. Is that so they write each other letters? Yeah, and he sends her, like, little paper crafts. Paper cranes, origami. Paper cranes of, like, I did it, like, just, like, little cranes. And I don't know how he gets from prison to her house. But he does it, he finds a way, and he does it. And then you couldn't. I'm too lazy. I'm too lazy. I'm too dumb to even create a paper crane. Right, Bobby? He's got a lot of time on his hands to do a paper crane. He does have all day. Yeah, so Bobby, tell us about the spring onions and the egg rolls. It's just people. What do you think about all this? I'll be honest with you. I don't know if I can do this today, because when I actually listened to the conversations, because that's the first time I really listened to all three of you talk, the first thought to came to my head was, oh, what are we doing here? What exactly is this? I can barely. I know, brother. Hey, brother. Hey, brother. Brother. I know what it is, right? But I'm actually listening to the conversation. I just go, who is this for? [LAUGHTER] Do you understand? Really listen. Yeah. What is this? But when you see our audience live shows, you get it. Yeah, I get it at that audience. I get it then. But when I'm really-- that's the first time I really listened, and I really went out of my mind. Would you date someone in prison? Let's say she had all of your marks, but the only thing is she can't-- What was the crime? What was the crime? OK, so the crime is she locked off her ex-boyfriend's penis, but he was abusive. Oh, that makes sense. But just the idea that she-- that's an option for her? No. OK, what about-- How about if you wanted her to do that? OK. What about she assisted in what she considered-- what you call assisted suicide? Like a Dr. Kavorkian. Oh, is she ill? No, she helped people die, transition. But like illegal-- How does she feel about it? She feels as though people shouldn't have to suffer, and she felt like she was doing something good. That's fine. Is that what that's called transitioning from life to death? Some people call it that. Yeah. That's interesting. She's like trans-death. Don't-- it's not about that kind of trans-- you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. It's a different kinds of trans, I think. A different trans. A different trans. A different realm. Yeah, different realm. Transitioning realm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. But could you date someone? In there, in the pen? In the pen? Yeah. If she assisted Dr. Kavorkian and she-- I can even believe my freaking answering this. She's really hot. That's obvious. Yeah. He's really smart. She reads all the-- OK, what kind of hot? She's got time. What does she look like? OK, here. I'll give you a very pretty girl he dated. I did date her. Oh, he didn't. She friends on me. He was OK. Very pretty girl who friends on him. Yeah. I thought you guys held hands and went on a date. She had no friends on. It's gone. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for bringing that up. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What is going on here, dude? What a terrible year this has been. What a terrible year. Listen. Listen to what we're talking about. And you realize it was a terrible year. Yeah. This was a weird year, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to look a hot person. Oh, so OK. So this really hot guy. That guy's crazy. So can I tell you a little guy? That's a hot guy, right? Yeah, so he eventually married and had kids with the heir to top shop. Oh, he's married. Oh, great. Yes. Great, great. Yeah, something like that. But Chloe is her name, his wife. OK. And he married into a really insanely rich family. And then he left his baby mama who had stayed with him while he was in prison. Why did he? Oh, so he's still with the heir? Yeah, I think so. Look how hot he is. So he's still with him. So that's what it is for me. Is that a tear drop tattoo on his head? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I kind of think that's hot. Yeah. A tear drop? Oh, let's go to the chives, maybe. Who? [LAUGHTER] And it's have a chive talk. [LAUGHTER] Chive talk with Bobby Lee. Yes, he's right. Chloe Greene. Chloe Greene. Yeah, but top shop went under, actually. Yeah. It did go under. I liked top shop a lot. But I liked-- So keep talking. You know what? Keep talking. Oh, but-- I want to learn. OK. I want to know how this works. OK. So go ahead. I have a comment. OK. I think that you never see women with tear drop tattoos. Right? It's always men. No. I think women should have more tear drop tattoos. What do they get them for? Is it for each body? Yeah, it's for each body. For each body. Some-- They catch them? Well, it's a term with like a slaying term. I'm a catcher body, you know? Oh. Like catch a fade? Yeah. Like catch a-- Like catch a-- Like you see your op in the street? Yeah. Um, drop his body. A drop that I get. And you stand over them like-- [INAUDIBLE] And then you get a tear drop tattoo after that? You get a drop. How many doesn't have a gun? He's just like-- [LAUGHTER] Stand over them dead butt. Oh. What's that? It wasn't a handgun. It's like an AR 15. It's like an AR 15. It's like-- You think it's an AR? It's a rambo gun. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, and over them. With a semi-automatic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look old. But you don't see women going-- [INAUDIBLE] No, you hear them going-- [INAUDIBLE] Because that-- Right there is a squirk on or whatever we're doing. [INAUDIBLE] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were sitting back. OK, you all right. Yeah. Absorb, absorb. What else I'm it? And then-- Catch a body. It can mean two terms. Catch a body. Like you-- Oh, like you fuck someone. That's also a catcher body? Yeah, like lock-- Use it in the sentence. We're hanging out. Hey, Bobby, last night I was with this chick. Well, you have the headphones on, so you can hear me. [LAUGHTER] What'd you say? Hey, Bobby. Hey, also this chick last night. And we got it on, and I caught her body. It doesn't sound right. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah. We got it on. It was great. That sounds like you had sex with a dead body. I ripped her into a dead body. Oh, oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not gonna say stuff like this. Ripper a new one is not the term I would use. Ripping someone a new one is like-- [LAUGHTER] Like you scolding them. Hey, guys. Enjoy refreshing Apple's sweet caramel comfort in every sip with a new Caramel Apple 5-Hour Energy Shot. Caramel Apple 5-Hour Energy Shot delivers sweet and tart apple hits with a smooth buttery caramel coated finish. 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They don't go like, dude, this guy just ripped me a new one. You've never, you've never said that. I would never know. You would blow my, other terms we can, you know, you blow my brain. Yeah, back your back. Blow your back. Yeah. Oh, yeah, blow my back. He blew my back. You're a blackout. You're a blackout. That's crazy. Oh, the black guy blew my back out. Right? Did I say that right? How about blow my face? Or the kids, they say, oh, man, I rearranged her guts. Ew. I don't like that either. Is that an aim? That's not me. I don't say stuff. I just hear this stuff. Where are you? You're never rearranged anyone. I need to have you. - Yeah. - Have you? - Yes, I have. - You range guts. - Yeah. (laughing) - I hook up with a girl and she goes, "I went to the doctor and my heart's in my shoulder." - That's what the shit you fuck me so good. - Yeah, fuck me so hard, my heart's in my shoulder now. - Oh. - Anyway, we had to do a whole operation, dude. - You fucked her good? Is that what you said? - I feel like the only guy who would say, who would talk like that is obviously a gay guy like stealing the closet totally. Like there's only one type of guy who like overtly talks about sex like that. It's like, this is what I did, Rowan. It's usually a gay guy who's not out yet. - Dude, if Peter Kim said that to me ever. (laughing) I rearranged their fucking guts. (laughing) Peter Kim. - That's good. - I feel like that would be gross if a guy said that to me. He's like, "Oh, I rearranged your guts last night." - He's like, "Oh, yeah." - He was violent. - It makes me feel like I have to poop or something. - Oh, yeah. - Is there something that turns you guys on that? - Yeah, kindness. - Oh, tenderness. - Yeah. - Kindness. - Oh, I penetrated her kindly. - Yeah. - What do you want? - I don't want it, like I just don't want someone like describing what they've done to my body to someone else. It's weird. - Oh, to someone else, no. - Yeah. - Like that locker room talk is still a thing that's so weird. - I want some guy to be like, I just want you to rest. - Yeah. - That's one. - Here's a pillow. - Here's a, I just want you to sleepy, bye bye. - Here's a snack. - A little sweet treat. - That's it. - You're not going to get fat. - Yeah. - But if you do, I like them fat too. - I like them fat too. - Yeah, but he can do that like two times and then you're going to be like, oh, that's two. - I chopped up your calamari dog. That's something I would say. - Gay. (laughing) - I'm going to eat you out like a mango. - Oh my god, you're face still. - I've never used that one right time. - Oh my god. - I eat you out like a mango. - Yeah. - It's that thing, dude. - Yeah, that's crazy. Mangoes are delicious. - How can I eat you in a vat you went off? - Oh, I eat you, it's okay. - What? - And it went off like a bomb. - Oh, you mean I eat you. - Yeah, that's why I meant I eat you. - Oh, I think I eat you. - I eat you. (laughing) - I'm going to put a birth control, I'm going to put birth control in you. (laughing) - Copper I.U.D.s don't explode. (laughing) - They prevent babies. - Oh my god, I didn't know. - It's like the hurtlock. (laughing) - Geez, the vagina is-- - Can I use that term, they laugh and I'm like, why are they laughing? - I guess I'm saying it wrong. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's nice. Tell me more. - Chop me up some shrimp fried rice. (laughing) - Keep going. - I actually did it asian guy. - Walk. - I want a walk. - What would a girl say after like if they did like, did some damage? - We hooked up. - No, no, no. - Try to be more descriptive. - No, try to be more descriptive. - I'm bullshit. - If I did. - How about locker room talk with women? Let's see, you're in the locker room. You're at-- - You're a Weasepot. - No, you're at-- - Weasepot. - Weasepot. - Equinox. - Equinox. You're an equinox. You had a nice yoga session. I don't know what to do there. And then you're in the locker room, tell me. - Okay, go ahead. - I made your girl say that. - I'm like, oh my god, I saw you walk out with them. What happened? - He went down on me, and he almost made me come. - Home? (laughing) - That's so ridiculous. - I think you're misunderstanding that. (laughing) - You know-- - My room talk-- - No, no, no. - What you did-- (laughing) - Second? - No, no, no, no. - I think I got it. - No, no, no. What you would say about a guy that you did? - Oh my god. - Can I go ahead? - Okay, okay, okay. - No, I'm not. - Equin' out to Angkor. - Okay, and. - Action of it. - Can I see, walk out with that guy, what happened? Did you guys look up? - I've reeled the shit out of him. (laughing) And he came in his own face. (laughing) Okay, you're turned out. (laughing) I don't think we do that. - Do you guys ever. - All right, I'll let, I wanna see what. - Well, I, okay here, I'll tell you. - What are you, what are you here? Are you proud of making a guy come? Do you guys, like. - Oh, no, you guys, well, that's not a flex at all, I made him come. - They'll never say that. - He's gonna do that. - Yeah, I blow on it and he'll get there. - Well, guy, I came on my kneecap, remember? - Oh, yeah. - I didn't remember. - Was that me? (laughing) - Bobbin is remembered. (laughing) - Was it? - I've done it before, but not to you. - It was, it was a really hot, like, guy, and also he wasn't porn. And I was on vacation and we met up and he was like, I just had expectations in my head, but I knew it was over when he was like, I don't, I don't live to eat, I eat to live, 'cause he was like a gym bro, and I was like, oh my God, I, like, that already turned me off, but then I was like, fuck it, I'm here, let's hook up. - Yeah. - And then he'd like, touched my legs, and apparently my legs were too much for him, and then he like, nutted on my kneecap. - Yeah, your knees, your legs. - Oh my God, we're great. - We're, (laughing) so hard. - But now, but back in the day though, oh my God, oh la, la, the best legs in the business. - I've never had legs that have made a man nut on my knee. But then to that, when I would describe-- - Oh yeah, gotta let me, to, to describe your legs. Oh, here we go. - Like string beans, like bum, string beans. - You got good legs. - Jane good all like. - What the heck? - Like, I guess you bend down, put a monkey. (laughing) - They're furry, like a monkey, like a furry legs, a monkey. - Come on, think about it. - I'm thinking about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it ring true? - I mean, she is, actually, Jane good alls. - Yeah, really pretty. - But when, when, like, you kind of do look like her. - In between those two photos. (laughing) - Leaning more to the left side. - What the hell? - More to the left side. - I say the right, but, I say love cat. (laughing) - I got Jane good all legs. - You're a Jane good up type of white. - Okay. - You're a man. - Very pretty cat. - Very pretty, but in a natural way. - She looks like the old lady in Titanic. - Okay, let's move on. - Okay. - There we go, that's you. - Oh yeah, that's my ex-boyfriend. (laughing) - Yeah, but I mean, look, nice legs. - I vibe with that. - Yeah. - Oh, they do look furry a little bit. Do you see that? - Well, she's out in the, you know, in the wild. - Yeah. - She doesn't shave. - Yeah. - But she was hot, huh? - She was hot. - She's very pretty. - And wise. Anyway, so, you didn't finish. - I just, here's what I wanted. Here's what I wanted. - Okay, okay. - Hypothetically, I want to hear what a girl would say about a guy and what he did. Much akin to, like, you know what I mean? I rearranged their insides or whatever that was, you know? - I think that what we do, probably, like, we just. - But make it up. - I floss my teeth with this pub. - And what'd you do? No, you went like that. - That's what you did, too. - We're lost. - We're lost. - We're getting out of locker room talk. - Let's go back to chives. - I didn't even heard her chives though. - Let's go back to chives, parsley, mint. - Chives and quagg. - Green onions. - It's all the spicy meat. - Oranges, bananas, fruits. - Let's talk about the new year. Let's reflect on the past year. - Why can't I fit into chives? - Okay, sorry. - He wants to talk about chives. - That was lost all momentum. - No, it's not there. - Weird, even. - Tango. - Tell us the chive line. - It's the chino. - Okay. - It's one. - It's one. - It's one big chino with chives. - Okay. - So a New York Times writer was in New York and the chef, what's his name again? - Eric Repair. - Eric Repair, one of the greatest chefs in the world called this New York Times writer. I was like, I heard you rejected, 'cause she's doing a little performance. And I heard you didn't wanna go. He's like, I'm so busy doing it. It's like a, it's a muck. What am I, you know what I'm gonna go there? And Repair goes, it's life changing. And so he goes, if Repair says to go, he went. And he tasted the first dish, this New York term call on us, from this munk. And he goes, I need to go to Korea and be with her. And it changed his life. - Wow. - And she, I'll just give you another example of how beautiful this thing. He, at one point he's in her monastery. And she goes, take a walk with me. You know, Ching-Chung language. (laughing) (laughing) - All right, hi, man. - I knew I'd get you with that, dude. You and I see how they eye with racism. - Eh, racist. (laughing) - Sorry. (laughing) - What are you sorry about? - 'Cause she's-- - That's your heart. (laughing) - Okay. (laughing) - It takes her to, she takes her to him to like a creek, like a little far away from that monastery. And the, you know, you can hear the insects and the birds and the creek crackling, you know? - The frogs. - And the, yeah, they're the frogs. - A little bit, yeah. - How about this, at this point from the story, no animal noises, don't add animals that weren't there. - Okay. - Wait. - He said there's frogs. - The creeks don't crackle, brooks babble. (laughing) - I guess, I think. (laughing) - Kalo's doing a poem, this guy's riveting. I don't know what Kat's talking about black guys. I'm so-- (laughing) - Happy New Year. - I don't know. - I'm just okay. (laughing) - I just never read like the crackling creek. I've always heard a babbling brook. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Crackling fire? maybe yeah crackling fire there was no fire I used the wrong you know man follow I'm won't anyway. Can you push pause on that please? And he whatever about to say right now is gonna have no impact Because of all the things with that it's the before but I'm gonna say anyway and she goes she was listen and you know two minutes You know, I mean he listened and in English she goes Orchestra And it was a message of mindfulness and being in the moment and really listening to nature and When I saw the doctor, you know, as I was with a lady in my bed. We're watching it on and we both started to cry That's really special. Yeah What does orchestra mean to you? That um in this day and age with social media and our gadgets and this and that it's a bunch of fucking Noise that we're not even we don't even listen, right and hear nature, right? Is beautiful just by listening if we choose to listen. Yeah, right and it's very grounding and And you have to imagine these monks they don't have internet. They don't they don't watch TV They'll they wake up at six in the morning They cook for their other monks and they meditate and they have these routines and just very grounded and living here, you know and I Know it's just I thought was a beautiful fucking Moment. Yeah, that is now. I know that it's a comedy podcast and I know that we hit a wall now What about the chives? Where did the one of the chives in there? Well, um, it's an energy ingredient and it doesn't It doesn't bode well with meditation and peacefulness So she doesn't use garlic chives onions these kind of pungent Ingredients right because they disturb although they she said that they're beautiful and delicious You know, I mean before a monk they use soy and other more Peaceful, you know, I mean and the amount of things that she can make and they're also very simple dishes Look up the lotus flower tea. Oh, yeah and Where's the photo where is she now? She's in prison hell Yeah, I mean go some fraud in her life She's still alive and she's in Korea at the mystery So this this guy damn see see he It's just a lotus flower in warm water and the way she does it when he drank it it changes life He goes it's just more than water. It's the subtlety of a floral quality at quality and He had never tasted anything like that. It drove him to go to Korea to live with her and Anyone listening if you have chef's table Third episode third season first episode. It's a very Strong episode when it comes to mindfulness and being in the moment and really life-changing for me and It's the way I want to live my life. Yeah, no, okay No, what are your what are your projections for this next year? Yeah for yourself. I'll tell you this It's more in serious mode We I just can't help it Does it go into it anyway? I forgot what is that I didn't say nothing what do you look you were gonna get into That's what I asked. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with you? Nothing. She asked the question that you did a model lock Yeah, and then I forgot that I need you've been asked the question. I mean do you live in Zanadu like what's up with the glasses? Oh, come on. They look cool. Oh cool man. Oh, okay. Can I get up here? Yeah, who's meta? No, they're not there. He's Rayban. Yeah, pretty cool. I'm funky Thank you. Yeah, funky town funky town. You know what? This is kind of an orchestra a little bit, right? Mm-hmm. What is too much noise? Yeah, yeah, yeah I mean, do you want to have some silent time? No, we've never done that on the spot Go on with your projection. I will. Okay. God What is going on here? I want to go on my pace Yeah, I have no idea what is going on here, dude. Go right? All this talk about Jumbling in nerds and I have no idea what's going on here, right? Jumbling in nerds. Yeah, jumbled his innards Um, that's a good one. What I cracked his creek. Yeah Now you're thinking doing the improv Not now anyway, um, God talk about talk relax a days ago mind All right, good to see you My you honestly, I don't have a plan and I don't care Amazing, that's awesome. I really honestly. I don't you know itself with this last year something happened to me I don't care Now I care about my life and my loved ones and I care about what I'm doing from day to day moment to moment But when it comes to outside noise and the things that like I haven't read a comment in a year I don't care what people say about me. I I'm completely out of it like I don't really truly don't care you've ascended. I don't know if I've ascended I'm just like I don't care, but that is ascending. Yeah, I think that you're just like you know being Like the last five six years, you know, I mean I would read things and get all fucking Huffy puffy about it, and I wanted to just kind of woke up and I'm like I'm not doing this anymore Yeah, you know, I mean and it's made my life You know, and I have friends that are comics that read still and it comes to me and they're like, oh my god See he read that on reddit or whatever that's and that and I'm like, would you I don't even know how to get on reddit Yeah, you know that right. I don't know how to log on to it. I don't know how to do it And it's like I could learn But I know that it's a place of pure pain. Yeah, so I'm yeah, so I go What are you reading that for? It has nothing to do with you You know what I mean, and it's like you're too afraid of losing things Right, but you know what? I have nothing to lose Because it's like all these things that I said, oh I want a film career or you know, I mean or Hollywood and this and that I've already had a funeral with that You know, I mean today I got a call from Somebody and gone So-and-so big star wants to do a movie with you. Do you want to do it? I go not really You mean and they're like it's a good script. I go oh well, maybe I don't know Because if I do it or don't it does not gonna change Who I am or where I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be and I love my life You know, I mean and I Would you clap it about that's nice. Yeah, that's really it took me 30 years to get there Every day I was consumed about my career and where I'm going then this and that and if I If we all everyone in this room took a step back We're all doing well We're healthy. We have loved ones Not not to say that I'm not gonna pursue comedy And this podcast I will continue to do this for the rest of my life But it's like you know when people like do I ask rarely do I ask what are the numbers Right? I don't care if you say 10 people are now listening. I'll still do it Because we did it for free the first time a couple years. Yeah What's the difference? A lift driver. Yeah No, I mean that's being said, you know, um I don't know if I am and I pray that I'm gonna I will be like this That if for instance, there's a huge slippage in my career and I can't make money The only fear would be at that point is what else would I do But I think that I'd figure it out and and I love animals I love um You know, I honestly I want to do so, you know, uh your teraniums Yeah, we're watching those YouTube videos. Yeah, yeah So I contacted a guy that does teraniums and I go I don't even know how to get started, but I want to build one for what kind of animal Like you have like little like, you know, I mean a spider monk or whatever. I don't know what they're called spider monk A spider monk a frog yeah, like like little spit frogs or whatever Oh, like cricket. Yeah, cricket like I have a teranium My favorite this guy not that big. He's called ants Canada. He just stores ants everywhere. Yeah, yeah I don't want a teranium in that bag. It's Filipino. Yeah, yeah That's too big. Oh, like milipi - Yeah, but I would like to have-- - Can you do one with just Rolly Pulleys? - Oh, that'd be good. - Yeah, I'll have a Rolly Pulleey one. That's a good one. - Just Rolly Pulleys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause everyone does, I don't like the whole exotic game, 'cause I feel like that's cruel. - Yeah. - To keep exotics from different lands and enclosed thing in your home for what, just to kind of watch them and seems cruel to me. But Rolly Pulleys seem like maybe they would like-- - No, no. - Right there. - You're like Rolly Pulleys fucking. (laughing) - Yeah. - Yeah. - But you know, I have always been interested in that. There's other things that I've-- - Did you get to go inside it? - No, you're not gonna go inside. What do you live with them? - Can I go to a horror story? - Tell me a horror story about Rolly Pulleys. - No, I'm not just like Terrarious. - The Rolly Pulleys 1964 massacre. - Rolly Pulleys and I was in college. And this guy couldn't take care of his two basclicks. They're like these, those lizards that run across water. They like Jesus lizards they call them. And I had knew nothing about basclicks. I was like, but I didn't want him to die. I didn't want him to just ditch him. So I was like, hey dude, I will take care of these basclicks. And I had already like a rescue tarantula, named Charlie, that I was like caring for. And he was a desert tarantula that we had rescued. And I also rescued, anyways, I love rescue animals. My roommate at that time, my theory is that she took like a roach killer and she killed all of my animals in one weekend that I was gone. - 'Cause we need to know the name. - I can't say. - She needs consequence. - I can't prove it is why. I can't prove it, but when I left, they were healthy. I was gone for like a day and a half. - I'm gonna rearrange her insides. - Yeah, but not the good times. - Put it in a sexual way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And they were like happy and robust and healthy when I left and I came back, they were all dead. And I really, to this day thing, like she killed them. - Did you come from her? - I asked her what happened. She was like, well, I don't know, you know, she played, but then we were already kind of like not on good terms 'cause I was suspecting things. Like she would leave the house with like head to toe like in my clothes. I like not tell me about things. So like we were, there was already some like strain there. - What does that mean, head to toe? - Like she wore my hat, my socks, my underwear, and I'd be like-- - I know what it is. - The underwear. - Everything, it was weird. - There was some weird things happening with her so I suspected that she killed my aunt. - What are you shocked about? - Did she ask you to? - It's weird, right? - It is! - Who cares? - The underwear. - If somebody wore all the head to toe, right? - Tell me, you show up to the comedy store, you see Jaime there, he's dressing all your clothes. - Your underwear. - I would laugh, I won't laugh too. - Because I can't wear him again. It'd be so stretched out to close him. (laughing) - Because in your face, dude, huh? (laughing) - Just don't do it, dude. - No, I heard it. - It's just ignored it, so. - But you know why? 'Cause you're practicing mindfulness. - Oh, you're ascending too? - You're ascending. - Yeah, to the third eye or something? - It's for something. - Third eye. - Yeah. - What does third eye mean to you? - Exactly. - Exactly, dude. (laughing) - He can count. Guys, he can count. Guys, I can count. And I can count. - Only to three, but. (laughing) - That's great, dude. - Wow, so that happened. - Yeah. - Yeah. I have some gossip. - Oh, I want to know. - I can't name names. - Okay. - Okay, make 'em up. We'll cut them out. - Does it involve animals passing away? 'Cause that bums me out. - Yeah, me too. - It involves comedians. - Okay. - With animals? - I'm sad. - There's no animals involved. - Okay, good, good. - Jesus Christ. Go on, Bob. (laughing) - His third eye is open. - Your eyes are still open, right? What, your third? - Hmm. (laughing) - Come on, it's gone. - Never mind. - Never mind. - Never mind. - Jesus. - Christian. - Wait, tell us. - Oh yeah. - Remember, he was moaning and he's like, Christians. - Last episode. - The Bluetooth ad? - He thinks about that everything. - I think there's a delay. (laughing) - I don't realize. - I think today, there's a delay in this room. - With all of us. - With everybody. - No, 'cause I'm drinking coffee, so. - Okay, that's my car. (laughing) - I was laugh at it 'cause he's a Christian and he's like, you're moaning for a Bluetooth ad. - Oh yeah. - Oh. - Oh, George. - No, Gilbert. - Gilbert. - And then you're like, Christians, come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, you know, bring his religion into this. (laughing) Go ahead. - Let's talk about your story. - I don't even know what I was talking about. - Oh, awesome, awesome, awesome. - Yeah. - We have to tread lightly. - Tread heavy. It's okay. I'll take care of you. - Hey, Captain, I may have some new years resolutions. - Oh, they're for you. (laughing) - Yeah, we're perfect the way we are. - Yeah, there are new resolutions for you. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh. Maybe you can come up with new years resolutions for us. - Oh, after you, after you hear theirs. - All right, I would like to go first. - I may be. - Oh. - All right, I'll go first. - Okay. - Bobby. Bobby Lee, Robert Lee. Robert E Lee. - Go ahead. - Fascinating. Read more. - That's good resolution. - Read books. I don't know. - Drink less Red Bull. - It's bad for you. - Hey. (laughing) - Eat some greens, eat more chives. - I like these, I know that you care. The little things between the haze and all that stuff. - And the clapping and the snaps, right? - Yeah, I know that one. - Yeah. - Can you resort from doing that? - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because it doesn't seem real when you're, okay, read more. Drink less Red Bulls. It's bad for you. Eat more greens and your, for your diet, if you don't eat greens right now. - How do you know? - I'm sorry, how do you know that? - I don't know. - I drink a lot of greens. - Well, you farted and I smelted and, does it smell greeny? Smells unhealthy. Greens will help you. Will you digest the system? - Okay. - Damn. - Maybe find love, like everybody? - It's nice. - Man, yeah, yeah, that's a good one, man. (laughing) - Man, just don't overwork yourself. - There you go. - That's a good one. - Relax. Take, take, take a life day by day, you know? - Introduce Clevver. - Go to San Diego. - Take a life day by day, he said. - Take a life. - Take a life day by day. - Catch a body. - He'll take a life. - Catch a body day by day. - Catch a body every day, you know? - And just be cool. (laughing) Be Bobby, be who you are, be true to yourself. (laughing) - What? - Yeah, that's mine. Just enjoy life, people, whoever, watch it. - Can we address some of them or? - Take a, read a book. - I know you read, but. - Yeah. You read a book. (laughing) - I could throw the whole list back. - I mean, for a guy that's never read a book, to tell some, now you haven't. - Is that. - What books have you read? - Lately. - Me or Bobby? - You? - Not lately. (laughing) - Who has been able to read a book most recently, probably enough? - 'Cause last night when I went to bed, I was reading Scott Galloway's new book. - Oh. - And I really like it. - I don't know where that is, but that sounds impressive. - Yeah, so, thank you. Cat? - Okay. Don't beat me up when you see me. (laughing) - Damn, bro. Jesus. - Impossible. - Okay, let me hug you sometimes. - Oh, it's messy. - Received love. Received love. - How about we start that now? - That hug, to hug you. Okay, can I hug you? - No. - Okay. - I didn't hear a shot here. - What's the last thing? - Make it be sincere, Bobby. - Just don't do a bit. - Lean in and don't do the ass out thing. - Oh yeah, there's still that. - All right. - You don't really like that. - That's nice. - That's nice. - That's very nice. (laughing) - Okay, so don't be more hogs, go ahead. - Okay, I think you can be kinder to yourself and not be so hard on yourself, especially when you perform comedy, you're your own worst critic, and you're very exceptional. So just think about that. And maybe get your butt hole checked, 'cause last time we looked at it, it looked a bit off, it was darker. The color was a little bit odd. - Colonoscopy. - Colonoscopy. - What color should it be? - I don't think it's original, yeah, yeah. - Original color. - Yeah, what it was before. - What was it before, Pete? - Not that. (laughing) - Okay. Described to me what it was, 'cause I don't look at it. - Okay, so what it was before and after. - There was more of like a uniformity. It was like, okay, there was a gradual darkening, but then you're like, oh, that's not alarming in any way, 'cause that part's supposed to be a little bit darker. But what happens now is there's white skin, and then boom, there's like markedly dark, dark, dark. - Okay, can I, can I, like, but enough. - Just your asshole, but like the whole area. So it's like-- - Let me talk to you about, you think that the elevator in the shining is red? It is. 'Cause of all that blood. - Do you think you have a lot of blood? - No, I'm just saying, is that when a certain color goes through an apparatus or an opening, eventually that opening will turn that color. - Slide stain, yeah. Thank you. - So is it what's going through, what? What happened? Just gonna call an asshole. - Oh, poo! - Oh, shit, going through my asshole. - Well, it's shit going through your ball sack and to your dick, 'cause that area has also gotten really dark. - Is it a BBC now? - Yeah, it's British broadcasting. - Cock. (laughing) - Okay, let's move on, keep going, Cat. - Okay, um-- - Bobby has a call in like four minutes. - Okay, have it. - You know what, I'm gonna do the call on Tiger Valley. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - Let's do business on Tiger Valley. - Have a kid. - Oh. - Maybe that could be fun for you? - Good, I already said that. - Oh, you said have a kid too? - No, I said find love. - Oh, find love, okay. - That's a different thing. - Yeah, Cat, when you kid is level up from that. (laughing) - And then, oh, maybe try, well, this is gonna make him mad, but cigarettes. - No, it's not gonna make me mad. You know, I've been really thinking about it. - Really? - As of late, yeah. 'Cause it's just, you need to be, it's better. - Freckling? - Yeah. - Quitting. - I think so too. And, you know what, those were better than high-makes. - You are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Much longer in the mind. - There's not. - All right, agreed? - Yeah, the book fit. I keep the personal enough. - All right. - 'Cause that wasn't personal enough. This one, she cares. Yours is just like, what the fuck are you talking about? (laughing) Yeah, be kinder. It was one of your- - I said, being nice. - I am nice to myself. I am nice to myself. You think I'm nice to myself? - No. - Okay. - Oh, then you, okay, two-shay. What did I say about that? - It's my little thing. I'm doing it on stage. (laughing) - Oh, are you really? Yeah, okay. Do you have one for me? - I didn't make a list, no. - Yeah, I know, I don't have a list for you there. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Do you give us New Year's resolution? - Do you give us? - Do you give us some new comics, Emma? - I never thought about it, but I can just try to think of stuff. All right, hi, May. Be less jiggly. (laughing) - Oh, my God. - I love that. - I'll take that one too for me. - It's just too jiggly, your motions. - Okay. - Emotions. - Emotions. - Emotions. - Emotions, while he's in motion. - Oh, I'm trying to use the fence. - It's like, I'm in the green room, right? I hear a jiggle, right? I know who's coming in the room. - It's me. - And if you want to hear it, I can do it. (laughing) - I mean, eating a mango. - Yeah, yeah. - And it's a vagina, 'cause it's a mango. - So don't be as jiggly. - Okay. - Okay. Number two, pace yourself, comedy wise. You want to get there. - But not now. - I mean, when you were at the ice house there a day, you were saying that you had me at locker room. - That's a green room talk, it's not a green room talk, right? - It's a green room talk, man. - I did 36 minutes on stage. And immediately, this is what you said. - Yeah. - When I was here, I did 36 minutes. - He said 37. - Yeah, you did 37. And you were trying to one up me. - No, I just, yeah, yeah. - You know, I'm trying to tighten my sad, 'cause I'm about to do a special, right? So there's no fluff in it. Not that there was fluff in your 37 minutes. No, tight. - No, it's not tight. - Fluff? - Tight, 10 minutes on oranges, but I loved every minute of it. So, you know, I'm sorry, Colonel. (laughing) I was gonna say, I won't, I won't, no. What George Kimmel has become, all right? - Positive. - No, no, what George Kimmel, and Gilbert can attest to this, right? (laughing) Okay? (laughing) George Kimmel has now Tom Hanks in the Elvis Presley movie, all right? And Jaime is Austin Butler, right? - Just crazy to say. - It's crazy to say it, right? And you see something in him, Elvis-like. - Cha-ching. - So I wanna know what you see in Elvis here. - A natural. - Oh, okay, natural. You see a natural. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you're putting all your money on it. - Hot fish every day? - Yeah. - I thought this show. - You're going to be a star. - Yeah, yeah, that's incredible. - I feel also like Tom Hanks is like the worst role he ever done. Like ever, like I'd never, I could still be like, he was great. Austin Butler. - Austin Butler, yes. - I think the best portrayal though was Chalamet and a complete unknown. - I think so too. - Yeah, you didn't see it. - For the umpteenth time, I called you right after I saw it. - How good was it? - So good. - Yeah, yeah. - What? Okay, I was like, no, here we, no, we're going to do the Zoom call. I don't know what it is about, but we've never done this. Like experiment. - Who are we calling? - I have no idea who this is. - It's a business call, isn't it? - It's a business call. - Uh oh. - Let's just see what happened. - Let me signal in the middle of this. - Obviously, how are you? - I don't see anybody. Anyway, I'm here. - You guys are all on my podcast right now, FYI, because I'm in the middle of a podcast. - Hi Mike. - Jenna. - This is being recorded and projected to the world. - Shall we let you get back to your podcast? - Yes, thank you so much. I love you guys. Thank you so much for being involved. - I appreciate the comment. - I'm doing it. - Okay. - Bye bye. - We're going to be, what happened to be in the 8th lady? - All right, so, can I have- - I'm doing a special for Hulu. In the special, there's a gorilla in it, right? And cats playing a character in it. I also need a gorilla in it. And, you know, I was gonna go to central casting and find somebody, but I think that we have gorilla types in the room, you know what I mean? I mean, my number one guy that would be the best gorilla is Alex. - Alex, yeah. - You know what I mean? - The body shape, I mean. - The body shape and also his brain's not fully developed. - He's a gorilla. - He's based on his music and his film choices. - Oh, 'cause of his people. - It's the, you know, if you ever want, everyone listen right now. If you ever want a suggestion to see a movie or what's the new band to listen to, do not call Alex. - Oh. - Yeah, it's gutter. But I love you as a human, you know what I mean? But, you know. - Whereas an ape, I love you as an ape. - Yeah. But anyway, does that make you mad? What did you say? I know you disagree. - He doesn't. - I disagree with it, doesn't he? (laughing) - Yeah, all right, so let's do some gorilla auditions. - Okay. - All right, so go ahead, Jaime. - I'm ready, you go first. - Are you gonna sleep? - And, yeah, sleep your name, sleep your name. Okay, what's the script? What do you want me to do? - This is Jaime Garcia. I'm here to like gorilla. - Is this easier? - You don't know what a slate means? - You have to. - Yes, what does it mean? - Oh, I'm sorry. (laughing) - Jaime Garcia, I'm five, six, there we go. 300 pounds and I'm auditioning for a gorilla on a Robert Lee special. - Okay. - And action. (laughing) - What was caught? - Wow. - That was the last, whoo, was good. - Very good. - Gilbert, and Slay, please. - Hi, I'm Gilbert Galon. (laughing) - Oh, Hollywood. I'm with-- - With teeth or two. - Buckwold talent. - And who, whatever? - Buckwold talent. - Is it a part of UTA or one of the other? - It's just me. - I'm Buckwold. (laughing) - I'm my own agent. - Okay, so, and action. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - God. - Wow. - Buckwold talent. - That is Buckwold talent. - Hey, my assistant, oh she's me. - I can't Buckwold talent. - That's a Buckwold talent. - Buckwold talent. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have really good. - I love the attention. - And Alex? - Get on the mic, Alex. - All right, my name is Alex Costa. I'm five, six, two, 40. - What talent agency? - Um, I'm with Gilbert Golan's talent agency. - Buckwold talent. - This is Buckwolds. - Buckwolds. - You look up Gilbert's talent. (laughing) - Anyway, and action. (laughing) - Whoa. - A lot of practice says the gorilla. - The tag was crazy. The tag was crazy. - I'm a gorilla guy. - That's awesome. - You're selling yourself to my heart here? - To my heart. - Uh, I was really good. - I'll take it. - Okay, next one. (clears throat) - Uh, George T. Semmel. - Buckwild talent. - Wait, wait, wait. Thank you for coming. (laughing) Already lost it. - Thank you for coming. (laughing) - I don't care. - Oh, I'm in the room, you know? When I'm in the room. - It's, sir, get out of the room. (laughing) We have other people. - Anyway, so what's your name? (laughing) - He's not doing it. (laughing) - I don't like to re-audition. (laughing) - Thank you, look at the readers. - I'm with Buckwild. (laughing) - I think the role goes to George T. Semmel. (laughing) (clapping) - Yeah, yeah. - Hey y'all. (laughing) - Wait. - Give me yours, I'm sorry. - Guys, let me get in here, George. - No, no, you have to. - Yeah, you have to. - That's a big uphill. Incomedy the last one has to be the funny They were so good. I was like I have to break stuff. I think yeah, yeah, yeah and George please and action honey George see it come all from buckwild talent age What world? Competing Me mango me like banana And humping goboteer Well, oh, oh, whoa, he's jumping high Holy shit That was crazy You got the job I have a question you should open I have a question for you Why when um the broken glass went flying did you feel like you got to get on your knees and clean it? Because I don't like shattered glass and I saw liquid flying all over the place Sorry, it's because they were so good. I didn't know what else to do That's good. It was a lot but I think everyone did really well. Is it everything very very good? Yeah, so how do we close out the beginning? Is there a message we can send to the fans who I love to the tiger belly world? What about just oh, hey, don't put that on me You should just say one quote or something. Oh like a New Year's quote. Yeah, a New Year's quote. Oh, I don't believe in resolutions Not a resolution a quote a quote you believe in quotes Hi, mate. Do you have a quote for everyone? Yeah, give us a quote. Hi, man For the New Year that we can work off of I got a quote recently. Should I read it? Yeah, I love quotes. Okay here Um, okay, this one's pretty good now. This is not the end It is not even the beginning of the end, but it is perhaps the end of the beginning Okay Does that make sense? I get it. Okay, let's all do one quote. Yeah Oh, I just wanted to recommend does anybody watch like a show or a good movie at the New Year's? Can you say that Properly does anybody watch a show or movie at New Year's kind of to inspire them? Just for Christmas. I don't really watch like New Year movies Gossip girl for me. Oh good one being being there Oh being there's a great one Interstellar You don't understand. Yeah, I do Every time you say interstellar I don't even understand it. I understand it Okay, watch it again All right. I'm gonna hate All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I would love to see that crying scene You know that famous meme coin with Matthew McConaughey. Mm-hmm, but hi me do it. Hi me McConaughey Oh, right with the kids on the screen. Yeah, he's on the screen and he's crying Can you deal with that scene? Yeah, I have to watch it. We're on it next. You come back. No, no play it now. Oh, make sure you slate your name too Yeah Oh, don't you think you want to see you want to see how he's acting champs? Yeah. Oh, yeah Tested him on trash do you stay? Yeah, yeah. He's so good. You read a line from white lotus. Yeah, he's so good this guy Wait, which line what character the favorite one Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwells when he's telling Walter Goggins about getting watch us in Okay, so okay, so memorize right down the that right down right down. Okay. All right. Stop He's so good All right, so you're very good. So write down her hi dad that can you find that lyric and then you're gonna do the scene Okay, all right, so write down her lyrics. Hey dad. Oh, that's not and then stay in it. You have a scene or what oh Okay, she has a scene you in 40 years or whatever you'll miss her you know man I gotta I gotta see it We're saying the lines. Yeah, wait. Are you who are you are you not he's Matthew McConaughey? You find a lot. What is this? Hey, Merve Okay, son of a hero. Are you ready? I feel like I'm focused He's nervous. I'm nervous Remember it's it's a black screen remember before you talk Okay, you're gonna lean back at that Some tears already Hey, dad Son of a bitch never made one of these while he was still responding because I was so mad at you for leaving And when you went quiet It seemed like I should live with that decision and I have But today is my birthday And it's a special one because you told me You once told me that by the time you came back we might be the same age Merve it today At the same age when you left It's gonna be a really good time for you to come back Okay, what do you want me to do Jaime that was that was 15 minutes That was 15 minutes wasted That was all of that time, but they're very good performance. That was very good Yeah, yeah, very good performance. Yeah, so would we learn this podcast? Absolutely nothing Absolutely, no, I think we should end with a song Hey, what sign felled season five episode one. It's the opposite. It's very inspirational Why is it inspirational? It's the one where George says if uh if everything I'm doing is uh has led me here Then maybe I'll just try doing the opposite And then it becomes his life motto and he becomes the starts working for the Yankees Oh, so if everything you're doing isn't working try something else. Oh gosh, that's a good one. I don't know just um It was a it was a A funky year. Wasn't it a lot of things happened in 2025. I feel it was a a funky year You you you had real life stuff happening. I mean for me. Yeah, like The most beautiful in so many ways that I've ever experienced it's probably mostly beautiful Yeah, I think you're the Simone child Someone he's Different love. I love him um It's just but I don't you guys didn't feel like 2025 was like whoa. It's crazy. It was going to be fire started like right January 7th. Yeah, and then it was all insane after that. I feel like yeah, it was just a roller coaster Well, there's two ways of looking at it um you have what went on the in the world And I think what happened the world was a dark place. Yeah Um, it's just terrible the video I sent you the other day was heartbreaking Can you send start sending me happy ones are you capable? I send our ice videos and Just like and it's like it's so it's so heartbreaking. It makes me so angry um I like to focus on the positive. Yeah The one's light but um Arsles number one in the league. That's huge. Yeah, that's a huge thing Um, that's your highlight give a highlight and a low light Um, the low light is well, I you know the things that went low. I gained positive um Um, it transformed me actually is what I'm saying um, you know A lot of the hate online um I became dissensitized to it And I kind of grew from it and I changed yeah, I've also detached myself from um Little wars that people try to start to gain some sort of traction online. I'm not Interested in that you're not getting baited. I don't get baited and I I go I love you. I literally don't care Um, and I um You know my mom's still alive is a huge thing um You know um what else is good I think it's mostly I've just this year has been I've grown more this year than I've ever grown in any other year I agree, you know the stuff that um You know how I've been with you and I was very bad and hurtful for me When you said that you were pregnant was the worst day of my life But then you know what I met your baby and it's the greatest day That's so sweet He was meant to be yeah, and um, I'm just so happy for you because um You know, I'm gonna die alone You might know you know what know you will all take care of you. Yeah, you know, no, but it um It really did become the greatest thing and um You know, I just think that everything for me people disagree with me, but I think everything happens for a reason And I accept it, you know, yeah, um, I think you too Hi me and cat I just don't know feel about it. I'll be real. It's been good and bad. The threshold of tolerance that I need with both of you has been very different. Those are those of that kind of stuff, you know what I mean? So a lot of forgiving, a lot of tolerance, like I said, and a lot of like I understand what it's like when things are going well, you know, in a war situation, like a norm, you know, I mean our troops are doing the best we can, but are they? So, I have no idea what I'm saying, you know what I mean? It's just a feeling. Another thing that I want to say about this year is I've really grown to love deeply, Gilbert, George, and Alex. Thank you. Love you. You're going to end up rooming with Alex next year. You don't find a woman. No, honestly, I, I think you guys are for my friends. Oh my god. I thought we were friends. You're just realizing it. No, no, but no, what I say friends, because I have a difficult, you know what I mean? It's true. Relationship with people. It takes me a long time and, you know, mean of trust and, you know, mean there is, I know I make fun of you, George. You know, and I don't respect you. I'm being real. I'm just, can I just be real? I don't respect you. But I respect you. I do. But, you know what I mean? But it's not true. But I do have such deep love for you, you know what I mean? He doesn't respect you, but he trusts you. I trust you. I don't respect you, but I trust you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I do the opposite of whatever you do. Whatever your instincts are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad instincts. But, um, and you know, I have to say about Andrew. Um, I've developed a deep love for him too. And also my bad friend family, you know, except my cone drives me crazy. But, um, but still there is love there. So, you know, at the end of the day, um, it's been a positive year for me. The world is shit. And we got to do something. And we really do. Maybe the midterms will help. But, um, you know, no judgment here, you know, you do what you do, but also open your eyes. That's a good, that's a good open your eyes every note. Anyway, anyway, any else the last words? On the count of three, happy new year. One, two, three. Happy new year.