Netflix Roast Reaction & Hantavirus is Coming | Flagrant #704

What's up everybody and welcome to flagrants to boys show see Alex media Mark Gagnon miles media in the building. How are you guys? He's roast like a brutal, I'm getting soft. I'm getting soft. Somebody says I was like, "ouch. Get out of the internet bro. Get out of the other than that." So I don't know how you make it. You know how you feel that the things are worse than they are. When they talked about we get to get it to a later on but fuck it was. You ain't feel none of the jokes were a little rough. We'll get into it. We flew back from California a couple days with both kids. No, nice. I don't know how Epstein did it then. I mean I was mature. Traveling with kids is so fucking brutal. He had to have a different plane, right? There's no way you're taking away your plane. No, those kids were Delta. They had to. They had to. It is crazy that they haven't devised a system of place to put the kids. Like because they did it with the animals. I'm very grateful for my kids. Five hours of it's cream. When you see Epstein died, spirits no longer here. At least with spirit they get to watch violence, you know, because my kids not on a screen but you can watch two baby mowers peep to shit out. But we were just sitting there. My wife was like, we're not doing any screens. And I was like, what? And she was like, yeah, we're not doing any screens. And my wife is in the seat in front of us and I'm behind with Shiloh. That's kind of fucked up with her, yo. But she breastfeeding the baby and everything like that. And I'm back and like I tried to do no screens. And like I threw on I threw on that cocoa melons, bro. On my screen I put the cocoa melons. I didn't even have my volume on. I don't think I blink for 30 minutes. That shit should be illegal. That's terrorism. Yeah. Bro, it's so many flashing lights. And I'm literally like glued. My daughter is glued to the screen. My daughter's getting jump scared. Like there's so much stimulus. My daughter keeps going, I guess, like she goes, she goes, she goes, huh? And then she'll look at me and she'll be like, and this is our first time. Imagine your first time trying any drug is fentanyl or heroin. There was no gateway, no screen to cocoa melons. Yeah. I think we got to show cocoa melons. So wonderful. So on Mother's Day, the one rule your wife actually not to do. She broke. And almost no, no, no, no, no, I broke it. I broke it. I broke it. I know because they weren't watching it. You were watching it. And they chose this guy. I put on shots. They both started watching. I put on shots. I was going to scroll my phone and talk to y'all. I didn't even open my phone. I was so locked in the cocoa melons. Dude, there's a moment. That is. Yeah, it is. It's not stopped. And this is just the intro. You already locked in. And this is no volume. So that way it feels like how you guys were watching it. Also, for the record, guess how many views this has? Random guess. You want an a billion? Eight billion. What? Eight billion views. This has more views than people on the point. And what? Yeah. You get addicted to it. You got to understand. My daughter's never seen the iPad, never seen a screen. And then I put on the most in all the musicals. That's crazy. You should have seen the flight attendant camera. She was like, oh, at first, I had no headphones on for her. I was like, we're just going to watch a screen because I thought that might be too stimulating. I put the headphones on and no bullshit. The second I put the headphones on, she watched. And I'm watching her. And I just see her slowly smile. Like this slow, eerie, tear-cheshire cat smile creeps across her face. I'm watching my kid become addicted to something in real time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. You don't feel bad about that? Feel bad. I could be a dad now. You just need to go to school. All these people complaining about like how hardest race kids, when you got screens, I don't want to hear none of that. No problem. I try to put on the first episode of Sesame Street. Emma downloaded it onto the iPads. That's good. The first ever episode of Sesame Street. It's probably trash. The way Shiloh couldn't give a fuck after logic. It was like smoking a cigarette after you inject heroin straight into your fucking bed. Zero. Yeah. Didn't even understand it logically. Like she was like, I see in the garbage. Like there was no, she was like, why is this entertaining or fun? Yeah. And this transformed television, this one show, transformed television. Yeah. I mean, you've seen little kids react to coconut milk, right? You see the videos? No. I'll try to find one. There's videos of like little kids hearing the theme song, and they go crazy. Look at this. Little kids sleeping. This shows bad, bro. You can't do it. Wow. You can't do it. They get so far. But you also can't lean. It's crazy. You also can't fly for five hours with two kids. You can't do that. Yeah. That's an impossible task. I don't know how people did that. No, she asked you to do that. That was mean. That's mean to everybody else in a plane. No. Here's the other thing. Like I didn't even think about no one else on a plane. Like they didn't even enter my brain. All I like, it did like, oh, it could be uncomfortable for them. I don't care. Is that mean? Is that selfish? Yes. No, you ain't locked in. Yeah, locked in. I think you just become so focused. Yeah, micro focus on just like making sure your kids okay. I don't want to snitch on you, but he's something so funny. You get snitch. We were trying to figure out routing from flights because we were like in Denver. He was like, maybe I go back to New York and I go to LA. And I was like, well, you know, if you go to New York, we can get some stuff done. Then you go to LA. And he was like, I could go straight to LA. And I was like, yeah, it's just time away from the family though. And he goes, yeah, but it's a flight without the kids. I was like, bro. He skidled his juggles. That was a classic. That's not flying. Can I tell you what? I ain't shit. Can I tell you what? Emma brought it up to me. She goes, she goes, why don't you just go right from Denver to LA and then we'll just come to Santa Barbara earlier because it was her dad's favorite event. She never said, yes, faster. No, I was about to when I had to be like, I had to stop it because I couldn't let her know. Yes, she was testing. How excited I was. Okay. And I was like, I don't know if that makes it, like I should probably just fly back and then we all go back. And she's like, it doesn't even make any sense. I would just go straight to LA. You could do your meetings or whatever. And I was like, all right, man, I guess fine. If you insist, if you insist, I'll avoid that five hours. I'm going to be in the Delta one lounge with who though, you know, who will I be with? I'll be totally alone. No wonder you drove to the airport with us because you fell back that she didn't have to do that flight all by herself. Why are you coming with it to pick her up from the airport? She flew alone, she can take a home. Is that like he had a car? I dropped off the airport on his feet, like GTA. He was just grabbing all the bags quick, throwing them in the back of the car. I was doing everything I possibly could. We got into the car, both kids are sleeping immediately. I was like, yo, this was hard for you to travel together. It's so difficult about this. It is my least favorite part of parenting. I truly love being a dad except travel. You need, you need another vacation once you land. You land from vacation with the kids and any relaxation that you got for the week away is evaporated on that flight because there's nothing on the flight. My daughter grabbed the scoop ice cream with her whole hands. You know how they bring the scoop ice cream? I was like, she wants some ice cream. She's like, yes, I was like, hold on, I'm just going to get the spoon. I went to unwrap the spoon. It's in the napkin. She just went, Typhoon Big Fever. You left that motherfucker. I can do it. I can have a pet. Think about that. You had to travel from like what Denver to Oregon that I bet there are there are people called travelers. They're gypsies and their choice in life is to only travel with the kids and what do they do with the kids? They send them around to go do scams and parents and drug them all. I think that's the only way to travel with the kids makes so much sense that there is no I used to feel I used to think that though those people were evil with the drug kids on the street. They are people. No, they try to get by. They try to get by their travelers. They're traveling every day. They live in a win a bangle. Their home is their fucking car. They're evil. They got 500 one time. 500 500 what? You was walking around with 500 dollars. No way today. I don't want to tell a story. No, you have to tell it. Which also there's gypsy photos. I kept this with it to talk for like four years. Tell me, tell me. Shout out to the Roma, bro. I love the Roma after they fucked over. Tell me story. All right. So I'm traveling to Philly. I'm at a gypsy. You don't know fuck. They send their beauty. No, this is the real-time gypsy. I never met a gypsy in my life. So what did you think it was? You're a travel dude, you've been around the world. - Big kid, dude can't to be like, yo, I'm charging. And so he comes over to be like, yo, we ran out of gas. We have to go on this long trip. We're seeing family. The kids are like sick in the car. He brings me over. The kids look sick in the car. And I'm like, yo, what do you need, bro? He's like, yo, don't worry. I'ma pay you back, I promise. He starts taking off his jewelry and shirt like that. You could hold this, you could get the money. - Yep. - Five hundred hours later. - I'm a coward. - And I drove away with a fake Rolex. - I'ma pay. - You kept the watch. - You got it? - You got my money. - But yeah, they got me. I never met a gypsy before in my life. And usually our homeless, they never use kids. - Yeah. - So that was my first time. - Yeah, and I felt bad for kids. - The fact you kept the watch makes me feel no sympathy for you at all. - He was insisting. - That's the scam. - He was insisting. - A guy needed help and you were like, I'll help you, but all the time. - You know how gypsies are known for bare knuckle fighting? Did you guys know that this is part of their history and lore, the Irish gypsies? - I don't know. - The gypsy king is part of this or not. - Of course, yeah, a lot of these fighters come from that lineage. But the actual ones, there's this document it called knuckle, where it goes into like what the actual street fights were about. And there's like rules to this shit. There's like a dirty one you could have where everything goes, I gouge and biting. I watch a fight where I do bit the dudes nose off. Tip of his nose, bit that shit right off. There was a dude that said, there was a dude that said, I'm fuck, I wish I knew his name. He goes, after I bite someone's flesh off, I don't spit it out. 'Cause then he could sew it back on. - Damn, I swallow it. - Ew. - So he remembers the fight he had with me. Anyway, what year is this, roughly? - I don't know, look at the documentary knuckle that I think it just came out recently, but it looks fucking amazing. I was watching like a million Instagram clips about it. Oh my God, it's so brutal. - This one right here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's all literally, it's Hatfields and McCoys. Like it's all familial. What are they called? What are they called with? - Like what? - Yes. I wouldn't say blood fugue where you have to like kill somebody. They actually squash something in the ring. So it's like, if you guys have beef, you fight it out. - Oh wow. - And that's where it is. - It's allegedly, like a duel, isn't it? - Yeah, I actually think that like Tyson Fury's dad got locked up for years because of something that happened in one of these fights. 'Cause I'm sure his dad was a like, you know, gypsy, knuckle guy. Anyway, point I'm trying to say is, they're so angry 'cause they're traveling with kids. Like, this is why these guys got a fight is because their life is traveling with kids. And they have like seven kids in one win a big one. - You gotta get that out. - You gotta get it out the system. - I'm so mad. - I'm into my stuff in that story. And I'm still pissed, the fuck. - Shut it out of you guys. - It's okay. It is tough when we get got as New Yorkers because we're used to scams. - Yeah. - Like every moment you leave your house is a scam. - But they hit me with the new one. - That was a disorder when I used to that. - Yeah, and the kids look sick in a back. - Yeah. - I feel like American scams are always like business oriented. You know what I mean? It's like, hey, like I just need a dollar for this thing. Like I'm trying to start something. Like it's always like vaguely entrepreneurial. Whereas over there, like gypsies would just be like, my family's dying. - So just say what you want to say. - Well, black kid dancing in the fucking stuff. - I didn't look like, he'd dance it around and shit entrepreneurial. - That's not a scam. - That's not a scam. - That's a bonus from a basketball team. - Yeah, I respect that's a business. - I respect that basketball team. - But I respect that more than a pole dancer. There was a thing, right? Something to have in New York. - I respect that. - It don't matter how nice you are a pole dancer. Like why are we giving them respect to that? These guys are pole dancing on some lips and shit. - Come on, you gotta give them what you pole dancing on. - These holes are doing it. - These holes are doing flips. - So how did they not pause that? - Yeah. - How did they not pause that? - They're not taking a closer off, they're not taking a closer. - That's a different. - They take their jackets off a lot. - I held them once. I'm one time, they give you their hat. - Take your hat back. - My favorite day in New York. I'm on the train with my suitcase. And one of the guys is dancing. And he goes, hey man, can I get some water? And I'm holding the water bottle. And I was like, sure. And he takes it, puts his lips on it, closes it, gives it back to me, and then leaves. And I was just like, damn. And that guy's been holding a pole on a subway all day. That's maybe one of the more German feces of human beings. - Yeah. - And I felt like an asshole. - All right, all right. - Why? - He's on public transit all day. - He's holding the pole. - I'm sure they purel after, you know? - Let me just, let me come on. - They sure did. - Yeah, I'll give him a benefit of that. - This is coming from a guy who doesn't wash his hair. - I don't wash my hair. - He doesn't wash my hair. - No, I rode the subway my whole life. That's why I didn't get COVID like you seven times. - Okay, oh no. - That is true. - You didn't get COVID. - You do got a weak ass. - No, you didn't get COVID. - I got it twice. - I got it twice. - But you didn't build up your immunity. You were here not taking a subway. We've been taking a subway our entire life. - I actually do think there's something to this. - There's nothing that hasn't been in my mouth. - Oh my God, I've been on subway my whole life holding on to the pole. - I saw it. - My little baby dropped his apple on the sidewalk, picked it up and ate it. And I was like, oh. - That's okay, bro. - That's okay. - Just due to one that sidewalk. - Yeah, I know. - Just due to one it. - But now he's going to be built a little differently. - Your kid will be built different 100%. That's why I'm not worried about hand to virus or whatever. - A little bit. - I'm not. - He spreads from rap poop. - Second? - Rap poop is what. - No, but this new one is human. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. So you got a fuck. - But now we're fucked both ways because we got rats in humans. - Yeah. - Yeah, but it's some fucking like weird Dutchman that was using a rat as a vibrator or something like that. - You know, there are some freaky shit over there. - You know the Dutch does rat fuckers. - They're rat fuckers. 100% rat fuckers. - I don't want people to die, but I wouldn't mind another pandemic. - Yeah. - I'm really not. - We're not shutting it down again. - No. - We got it down. - No, that's the point. - That's the point. - I was dying. The house had a pandemic. - Yeah. - What did you want? - We got to keep it open. And just people get sick. - I like his version better. - I like everything. - Everything says that. - We got shut it down. And we can't shut it down again, bro. I got two kids. (laughter) - We need to get there. Aren't you out? I don't think we talked enough about the moms and dads that had kids in the house during the whole pandemic. - God bless them. - Mm-hmm. - That's where you got 8 billion views. - Probably. - Low key? - Probably. - I know where them views came from. - That's like 20-21. - That's like 20-21. - That's like 20-21. - Also, all of our shows, very quickly, Salt Lake City. This coming weekend, thank you guys so much. All shows are sold out. I love you, Salt Lake. June 5th and 6th. We're going to be at Virginia Beach. June 5th and 6th. So go grab tickets for that. And then this summer, we're going to be great outdoors fest in Halifax, Nova Scotia, August 8th, the AndrewShulls.com for all those tickets. Thank you guys so much. Everybody came out. Netflix is a joke fest that Jelly Roll and I did. That shit was crazy. The Greek theater. That might be the most beautiful venue. I mean, obviously outside of my emotional connection to Masses Square Garden, but just pure carved out of a forest, like unbelievable, awesome. And thank you so much. Everybody came out and saw us rock out, and that was a pretty fucking awesome night. So we really appreciate you, Mark. - What's up, people? I'm going to be coming to a bunch of cities at the end of the year. I'm going to Plano, Texas, Chandler, Arizona, Pasadena, California, San Diego, and Detroit. You can find that all at markyagnonlive.com. I can't wait to see you guys there. Thank you. - And guys, I have my tennis event this Saturday, May 16th, just head over to theallloveclub.com. Theallloveclub.com, you take it there. There's like about five or 10 tickets left for this Saturday, but we have two more this summer. So yeah, if I don't see you this Saturday, I'll see you. At the other dates. - Bro, do you do this thing when you travel on a plane? - Yes. - And you grow breastfeeds? Do you scream? - Whoa. - Do you pull a screen that way people can't look? - Can I be honest with you, man? - Yeah. - Once you have kids, your wife's tits is for the streets, though. - They really are, dude. They really are. I know it sounds crazy, but it's like, you're not as protective over them as you want to all do respect yourself. - No, I like all. - That is. - That's crazy. - That's their decision. It's their decision is for the streets. - You just gave your wife tits up for the streets. - I did it. - I didn't put that baby got to eat. That baby got to eat, man. - We ought to cover. - The baby covers it. - Well, sometimes you do it cover sometimes like the shirt kind of hangs and sometimes I will set a pick and I'll try to like cover. - Yeah, protect it. - When you're tits. - A little. And then she'll be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, well, yeah, just, you know, just a case, it's like, it's fine. - You got it also just like, the baby pulls off and then he sucked the titty into an Aladdin shoe. - Aww. - And it's just like, flattened curl that the ends. - Can you just say my name? - And then you dab them on. You say, yeah, boy, get that milk. Get that milk, link. - Bro, I heard a story of the girl that popped it out to feed her baby and then- - Someone else sucked on it. - No, no, no. - I see that on the subway. - No, I see that. - And you're a poppin' titty. - Show poppin'. - The two pop right off in the fucking pole with the start of sucking on her titty. - No, she got up to go to baths. The bathroom gave the baby to her husband, forgot to pull her shirt up. - And just titty out. - Walk through the whole thing. - That's what I'm saying. They stopped being as protect- I remember, I posted a carousel when it was a few days after Lincoln was born. - Yeah, he was wild for that. - I didn't even realize one of the pictures had my wife's titty out. And my wife don't even like being on the internet. And I was like, oh shit, I think they're titty. And my wife was like, ah, it's fine. - Wow. - Yeah. - They don't care. like it stops becoming a, like a sexualized part of the body. -To y'all. -That's a good point. But isn't that what-- -If this was a part of jerk it off to fuck you too. -You'd be impressed with me, right now. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -That's a great point. -It wasn't even easy. -Hey, stop bare-knuckling it. -Yeah, it's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy. -I bite off the flesh, and that's what I want. -No, there's a, there's a thing where-- -It just becomes a tool. -It becomes a tool for sustaining life. -Exactly. Now, to you guys, you might still sexualize it. But there's the thing. It's like women didn't even know that we like feet, all of us, every guy, until like some asshole made a big deal of it on the internet. -That was you. -Not me. -You're one of the most folk people. -Yeah, you are. -For paddling feet. -I think you're known more for a footloving paddle, without the problem. -Yo, but like, I should have never said nothing. -Footloving, yo. Footloving's mad. -No, but like, you got girls in the Havoyanis, but they're curling their toes now, so we can't see it. Stop burping your feet up. If you're wearing the Havoyanis, you know what I mean? It's a looow. Or it's a looow, I don't know, that's a Brazilian thing in that shit, I thought it was like-- -Yeah, yeah. -But the Havoyanis are Brazilian, aren't they? -Yeah, yeah. -Anyway, my point is that like, we fuck up and we let the world know about our sexual proclivities when it just was like another part, like, if you're into shins, nobody even knows. -You're right. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more you talk about it, the more it hides. -Exactly. -It's like a cat. -You gotta let it come to you. -That was a looow. -I think that makes sense. If you chase the cat, it runs away. It's gonna run away. -It's gonna run away. -You know what I mean? -So you gotta say nothing about the feet. Keep it in the tuck. -This is what happens when you grew up in New York. This is a big issue, I think. -Why? -Because New York is not a sandal wearing place. New Yorkers are not known for wearing sandals. -Yeah, you-- -Most of you don't wear sandals. Then when you're walking on the street, like, people judge me for wearing sandals on the regular basis in the summertime. -Yeah, you're discussing. -But like, why is wearing sandals on the sidewalk discussed? -It's like-- -You see New York streets? -Like, it's too close to the garden. -No, no, you're making a good point because it's-- so for me, it's like, seeing a foot is like a Muslim dude seeing a hair. And then like, he doesn't get to see it all the time exactly. -And then he does. He's like, "Oh, that's super attractive." -Track is hair, ever. -Yes. -Yeah. -It's your forbidden fruit. -You should see-- you've ever seen an Eskimo look at a foot? -Yeah. -Oh, my God, bro. -Oh, my God. -I'm gonna look at this up. -Oh, my God. -I think that's why they're like, "nar wall," because it's similar texture. You got a dip in his soy sauce, and whatever. -So you're kids seeing Pokemon, bro. -Yes. -They wake up. Now, I'm gonna look at a foot fetish by geography. I bet you can find-- you can find like a map of it. -Yeah, if you come from a barefoot place, there's no way. -Uh-oh. -What do we got? -I hope theory's got out the window. -What do we got? -States with the most foot fetishes. -Yup. -Okay. -New York. -Oh, Andrew. -Chicago. -But these are two. These are two industrialized cities, so you're not gonna really see feet that much. -Actually, maybe this goes to my theory. So you got New York and Chicago, but you're never gonna see feet. -Yes. -Florida, Texas, Los Angeles. You're gonna see, I think, a lot of-- -I think you're gonna get the best seat. -I don't think in Texas you do. I think those are booted. -Yeah, those might be boot people. That's a good point. Florida is peculiar to me. But what I would say is that the majority of people in Florida have moved there from New York. -Right? -So it's like you're taking your fetish to a place where you're readily available. -That's same as LA. -Same as LA. -Yeah. -Also, everybody in LA is in their car. It's not really like a pedestrian place, so you're not really seeing people walk around. -Festure. -Mmm. -Well, that's true. -Yeah, that's a stupid-ass theory, but that's true. -I mean, there might be something to it. -All right. -You wanna talk about this, Rose? -Yes! -Let's talk about the Rose. Al, you're sensitive. You feel a little uncomfortable about it? -I think I think it was a little harsh. -Okay. It was a little harsh. -What was harsh for you? Cheryl Underwood. The husband. -Oh, God. So Cheryl Underwood is a legend comedian who's been around forever, and I guess her husband had committed suicide. -Yeah. -And there was a lot of jokes going in. -But I saw her talk about an interview. I think it was after. I think it came out like today. And she was like, that was her husband. She was in the military. And she was also in the military. She was getting deployed or something. This was like 30 years ago. -Oh! -And they were married. And this was like the 90s at that time. -Oh, okay. -All right. I changed it. I thought it just happened. -And a bunch of them called her like Shane called before, according to him, I think he said it in the road. -Yeah. Shane said he did. -He reached out to her. It was like, "Hey, is it cool if I said it?" She was like, "Yeah. But then what? She's gonna be a pussy and be like, "No. It bothers me." You know how? -You're right. It is a tough position to put her in. -Yeah. Yeah. I could see her just being like, "I'd rather not. It's really delicate. I'm still real in from it." And then I think every comment would be like, "All right. I get it." -Yeah. I don't think anybody would. But there is also a part of you that's on the road. You're like, "All right. Everything's freaking." -Yeah. -Yeah. -And you don't want to be the one pussy on the road that gives people like, "Oh, you can't say this?" -I guess. -But in that regard, she was totally fine with it, according to this interview. -Yeah, but yeah. 30 years. That's nothing. -Yeah. -I wasn't. -That was no middle ground. -Yeah. I was like, "This one too far. I was like, "It's one of my college homes died right now." -What else is hurting you? What else is hurting you? -Yeah. That was the main one. But I feel like this one was just, and I know that's a nature of a road. Just like, "Hey, say the most brutal thing you can think of. And maybe I'm just getting soft." Well, I thought it was rough. But isn't that part of-- -But I love it. -Yeah. -But if that comedy flies and everybody's okay with that, why can't that comedy just be the standard? -I've never had a great point about this. -So like, first off, I love roasts. I genuinely love them. I love all the comedy central roasts. I love the Netflix roasts. Like, I just enjoy, like, just rapid fire, clever jokes. -It's good. -Biting their steaks. It's live. It's like the whole thing is perfect. -I think I would buy people more in New York. -You can see that all the time. It's just awesome. It's like the best. But I do think, like, for the general public, having an environment for, like, super dark, ghosty, like, borderline aggressive comedy is nice when it exists within a specific form. -Because you're primed for it. -Yeah. -You basically tell them, "Hey, the worst jokes possible are gonna be said, so don't be surprised when they're said." -Yeah. -And prepare yourself for this. Like, if you click play, no, that's what you're going to see. -Yeah. -Like, if I'm at work in my office job at A.D.M. and someone says one of these jokes to me, I would even be like, "Whoa, that's a whole much for work." -You know, I'm in. If I meet someone for the first time. -Because you're not primed for this is going to be the crazy shit. You're primed for this is corporate America. -Yeah. -We're all going to, like, put on a corporate face and a corporate accent and do our thing. -And that's funny. Me, I like to ruffle feathers. I'm like, "Oh, it's much better to say it in the place where unexpected that." -I would enjoy that. -Yeah. -So recognize there's, I wouldn't say that joke in that environment. If I'm meeting like my wife's parents for the first time, I wouldn't say some of these jokes. If I'm hanging my buddies, I might say some of them more. If I'm at a comedy club, I might say most of them. And then when you're at a roast, it is the exact environment to say all the worst possible. -Got it, got it. -And that is the point of it. It's like, you don't need, like, you shouldn't expect violence in every day of society. But at the UFC, you need violence. Like, if we're quiet and necessitated. -They're preparing you. They're like, "Yo, someone's going to elbow someone in the face when they're passed out on the ground." -Yeah. -And there could be blood. -And people might pass out. Like, they might get knocked out cold. -No, that doesn't mean that some people don't watch UFC and be like, "This is too brutal for me." -Yeah. -They might come too brutal or, you know, for roasts is the same thing. But at least it's like there's a framework put in place and an expectation for you going into it. -Mm-hmm. -And I think sometimes when the clips hit the internet, someone's scrolling and they have not subscribed to a roast. -Mm-hmm. -Right? So then they're looking at cat videos or whatever and then this crazy joke comes out and they're like, "Yo, I didn't sign up for this. I signed up from Mark Zuckerberg's Instagram." -Yeah. -So then they're called, of course. -I find it hard to believe that people that were like, "I'm pressing play on this roast and I know it's going to be absolutely savage." -Mm-hmm. -I find it hard to believe that those people would be like super offended. -Yeah, I don't think anything, or I didn't hear anything that was like offensive. I just was like, "Oh, they really went there. They went there." -Yeah. -And I like that shit. -Oh, there were some great jokes. -I also think there's a difference with like something. Like, I think you can be sensitive to something and still think it's funny. -Yes. -I mean, like, I'll hear jokes even just like at a club or whatever where I'm like, "Oh, like that's like something for me personally." And I'm like, "Oh, that's a little close." But I still think it's so funny that I'm like, "I don't care." Because the funny is outweighs the sensitivity. And the more sensitive something is, the funnier something has to be. Which is why I like jokes that push the line of sensitivity. -Yeah. -Because it necessitates that it's that much funnier. -Yeah, I saw a bunch of clips and I watched some of it. And I just thought the jokes were great. And it was like, everybody was going in. You know, it was gloves off. I think the only time I'm like, "Oh, shit." Is when, like, anybody's kids get brought up. -Yeah. -And maybe it's that I'm a dad or whatever it is or you just think about the kids. It's like, you know, they're just like young and kind of defenseless. And it's not the person's life. It's somebody else's life. Like, even with the Tom Brady Roses, I was like, "I ain't saying shit about his kids, bro." Like, I don't-- -Because they didn't sign up to be-- -Exactly. -Exactly. -But neither did it his ex-wife, and we definitely made jokes out of her ass. -Public figure. -Public figure. -Public figure. That's also the other rule. It's like, if your spouse is a public figure, then, you know, she's free game. -Mm-hmm. -You, you know, who-- Who was it who called Kevin's wife, a lady boy? >> Not Dave's wife. >> Oh, Dave. >> Naimlin. Naimlin's hilarious comedian, more like one of Kevin's boys. He's in a plastic cup boys, but also like a hilarious standup. >> Yeah. >> He got it. Yeah. >> Shout out to you right there. >> Naim is red-town. >> Yeah. >> He's like, what do you say about Dave? He's like. >> How you went in? >> He said, I don't know why you did that. >> He said, Dave wasn't even there. He said, Kevin hates you. He goes, Kevin hates you more than the transgender community hates you. I mean, he goes, I don't know why you hate transgender so much when your wife is a Filipino lady. >> Yo, I was like, whoa, even Shane went up like, that was interesting, I'm sure he'll be totally okay with that. >> Yeah. >> It went hard. >> I thought all the comments were great. Tony killed. >> Tony Crush, bro. >> Shane killed. >> Shane did great. >> I mean, I thought Cheryl underwooded great. >> So Shane bringing Chelsea up as he got his job site, he goes, she was at a dinner with Epstein. It wasn't even a big dinner, just a few people there, like Prince Andrew and Woody Allen. >> You could look. >> There's articles. >> Yeah, there's articles. Anyway, give it up for Chelsea. >> Yeah. >> No joke. >> No joke. >> It's a fact. >> It's a fact. >> Onward. >> Yeah. >> She's a Zionist. Not that it's good or bad. >> Yeah. >> And he could have dead babies. >> That was great. >> That was great. >> That was great. >> But yeah. >> It was great. >> And then the person that impressed me the most, that I was so charmed by was Lizzo. >> Lizzo was so good. >> Lizzo was fantastic. >> I didn't get up there. >> I didn't get up there yet. >> Yeah. >> Oh, it's awesome. >> She just had fun. Like you could tell, like she was enjoying it, not just trying to do well. And there's a version of like, I just want to crush. And then there's a version of like, this is silly and naughty and like, I'm in it. And that energy, I think, always wins. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Even if like, you might bumble a line. It doesn't matter because people are like, they're having fun and they're stoked to be in this moment. >> Yeah. >> And signing up to it, she knew she was going to get cooked. >> I didn't even see her there. >> She came out. >> Yeah. >> She was announced. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> She did outbursts. >> Yeah. Some people I think went after her. So they still had jokes for her. Got it. Okay. What's the process for the roast? Like are all their jokes written by other people? No, you get like a group of guys that will write jokes. Okay. So like the celebs usually have like a team of guys and they got like amazing fucking writers. They're like Mike Lawrence is fantastic. Dan St. Germain, another guy and like, and then everybody kind of just has like a team of guys and you work with them and you put together the set. And essentially that's what I got it. Okay. And it's like its own skill. Like roast roast jokes are, it's not like that doesn't translate to stand up, but it is a very specific type of thing. And yeah, these guys are fucking amazing. I was I wonder if Netflix contracts writers just in general. Yeah. So like like Mike Lawrence was probably like maybe the, I'm assuming he was like the head writer. So he's there to make sure everybody has jokes. And then he's also there to make sure that people's jokes aren't crossing over that much without telling other people. Right. So like I remember when we were doing Brady, he came in the room and I was like, Hey, just tell me what any other people have without telling me anybody else's jokes. Right. I think you were even like, I'm going to do this joke and he was like, yeah, no one's touching that. Exactly. Oh, okay. So it's like, and because that's the other thing, it's like, there's only so many short black jokes you can make about Kevin. Yeah. So you got to make sure each person's short black joke is different than the other. Right. There's only so many jokes about his movie sucking. So you got to make sure they're different enough for the audience doesn't hear the same joke over and over again for. And that's the other reason why there's a day is. Right. It's like not only do you need people tell jokes, you need people that are punching bags as well. I got it. Right. Because it's just if every person only talks about Kevin two hours in, you're like, I, we heard it all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's what makes going last in the roast or later in the roast. So stressful because it's like everybody heard it. You're sitting there and then other jokes you're getting picked off. You're kind of like cross enough stuff, like crossing stuff out. Like all right. That joke I'd done. Like this one kind of got done. And then you got to like make a choice. Like all right. Is this one close enough? Yeah. But I figured the head writer is they're picking those off before the thing. Yeah, but like the topic has been broached. So by like an hour and a half in, it's like, all right, we get it. Kevin's short got it and whatever. And like, like I remember there was a, there was a time and a break where like I noticed Dana in the audience. And like I, I had a riff about him that I didn't have in like the set. But I was like, oh, nobody's going to hit him or maybe they won't hit him because he's like an unannounced guest just in the crowd, but people are aware of him. And those things can, you know what I mean? It's like fresh meat. Essentially. So being able to pull from those different things I think is is valuable. Yeah. But there was some fucking bangers, dude. There was some really. Yeah. Pete Davis integrated. You know, Pete did really good. Yeah. He did really good. And he and also put it. Think about Pete. Like he knows if he's sitting there, he's going to relive his dad's death 10 times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like you put yourself in a line of fire. And so that was, that was cool to see. Also, I saw a little thing from TMZ. This is like, it's kind of like a nothing story, but like Connie was apparently there. No. Yeah. So I saw a video of someone like like recording Connie from the corner. And he doesn't really react, but like he's there for all the jokes, which is kind of wild. Get out of that. Yeah. That was your point where yeah, apparently it was on the crowd. And that was to your point with like the Pete joke where Pete said to Tony, like I've had a better gay Nazi. Like I've been in a beef with a better gay Nazi. I'm not afraid of you. I think that was because he knew Connie was there. Oh, that's fun. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Man, fuck Tony had a bit where he said Chelsea Handler is aging like a vegetable and Lizzo's fridge. Sun. But one of my favorites from Tony was a Regina Halls here. She started a movie, one battle after another or as Lizzo calls it stares. One of those a lot of good ones. One of the cool things that was happening at the Netflix's joke, the fest was a lot of the comedians were trying their jokes out. Yeah. During that week. So I didn't get to go to the roast and wasn't watching it live because on a plane, but I'd heard a lot of them and then rewatched it. I was like, oh, some of these made it. Some of them got changed along the way. Yes. There's a really cool process if you got to go to that week before too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Tony was on me and jelly show and Tony tried some of the roast jokes out and like prep them. And then Big J was great. Oh, yeah. Shout out Big J. And then it was cool. He cat pull up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a nice speculation on whether like the beef is actually squashed. What you did. I think if it is, it's really cool. And I think like Kevin extending the olive branch is really cool. Kevin also did a really funny thing because like everybody made fun of him for being a bad actor. Like they're like, your movie suck and you suck at acting. And then he squashes the beast with cat. And then when he does this thing at the end, it's like, all of y'all said, I was this horrible actor. Well, you believe me when I said that I squashed my beef with with cat. That was some of the best acting you've ever seen. That's good. Yeah. Fun setup. But like, yeah, cool for cat to just show up. Yeah. All right. Let's take a break for a second. You know that moment when you catch your reflection, you know, as your hairline isn't where it used to be preceding slowly. You lie to yourself, you say, nah, that's where it always was. But you know, it wasn't some of those hairs on the side again, a little bit thinner. Hens makes it simple to actually do something about it. You don't have to go bald. Bald is a choice. Okay. If you want to do that, that's on you. But you don't have to. 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And it is a great opportunity like, it is a great opportunity to just see somebody celebrated and humbled. Yeah. I think it's easier for like humans to celebrate somebody while humbling them at the same time. You know, like, somebody gets a lot of success like the maybe human instinct is just to start tearing them down. Yeah. So, in the process of celebrating you, we are going to tear you down. It's probably like why dudes give birthday punches to their friends. Yeah. It's like, "I can't just be nice to you all day. Let me beat the shit out of you and then I can be nice to you." Yeah. So, it's like, we're already doing this at like eight years old or whenever we start birthday punches. Yeah. But it seemed like there was some real animosity on that stage. Yeah. That was one thing. They weren't doing that. That was an acting. I don't think Tony likes Chelsea Ham. Chelsea. And Chelsea was like shaking when she was like, "There's a difference between a Judaism and Zionism." Yeah. Is there a little part that wishes you did it? I had some formal. Yeah. I'll be honest with you. I did have a little bit of formal. Because they asked you. I just, this is what I, the agents basically reach out in there just like, you know, hey, we heard this going to happen, like, are you down? And I talked to like Netflix about some of whatever and I just had to make a decision between like developing a new hour of material to go tour or doing the, doing the roast because I know I wouldn't be able to do either. I'd be like, I'm just going to lock myself in the fucking clubs and be working on my 10 minute. Yeah. It becomes the whole month. Yeah. Or, yeah. There's two months. Two months maybe. Yeah. If you really want to do it in like Excel. Yeah. I just expect there's also versions like, all right, maybe I should just done it and just had some fun jokes and just had, yeah, you should have did it. I know. I had a little fun, but I'm also glad that I focus on stand up and I'm able to get back on the road and like that's, but yeah, that's it. When you see it, you're like, oh, man, that looks so much fun. Yeah. Fucking idiot. I should have just done it stupid. Well, it's nice to do it. It's the three months preparing for your fight camp. Yes. Like putting everything else off. Not traveling with your kids. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got the benefit of that. It was just good. Yeah. But no, it was, I don't know. It was just cool to see. They need Tiger to do it. Tiger was going to be the next one. Yeah. There was, he don't seem like he got a sense of humor. Perfect. But that's even better. I like him when it's the labs. I think, I think a little more like I like, I like, that's what I liked about the Comedy Central ones is like I enjoy seeing people kind of out of their element. Yes. Get like when Bieber did it. And like Charlie. The vulnerability of it. Yeah. You know, like a comedian is, is not to say that this was an awesome, but they're a little bit better at maybe like taking jokes about themselves. They, like Kevin might be one of the best ever at taking jokes. Yeah. Like he'll tell you stories about going through it. Yeah. At the seller. I mean stories of him and Patrice. Patrice use a throw to phone book at him while he was on stage. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, read this. This is better than you had. So like, Kevin is probably historically maybe one of the best ever. Rich Boss is another one who's like, amazing a roasting, but he's a great person to get into a roast with. Yeah. Like, he don't get sensitive. He gets like jazzed up by. Yeah. I mean, all the, all the like OG seller guys. Yeah. Bobby Kelly. Bobby Kelly. Jim Norton. Bobby Kelly. Jim Norton. And like, literally my goats, like the people I would just look and watch at the back table and be like, this is Keith Robinson ledge. So yeah. So that was, but yeah, when you see a celebrity that's not used to getting teased, there's only about it. He has some stakes. You're like, oh, shit, they're angry. Like when Tom Brady walked up to Jeff Ross and goes, don't talk about my fucking kids. Yeah. After roast. That was real. Oh, real? Wasn't don't talk about my kids. He actually said, don't talk about Bob Kraft. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And that was real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just got a crazy. Because there's something else that play like like Brady doesn't need to do it. Yeah. Apparently, I think Jeff was talking to Rogan about it. It's like Brady wanted to, because that's, he loves roasts. Apparently Brady, like when he's like in the locker room, like a couple hours before a game, like kind of like decompressing or like trying to escape a little bit, he'll like, or maybe after again, whatever. But like, he'll just watch roasts, like old comedy central roasts. That's crazy. And he was like, I like these kinds of jokes. And he wanted to do that, like four comedies. Like I want to, I want to relive this era of, they also pay him 20 million. Yeah. That helps. Yeah. But Tom Brady, I mean, that's, what does that count? He's like a, people are like, I can't believe that you let people talk about your ex-wife like that or something like that. And he's like, he can't believe I did this. It's like, my ex-wife cheated on me with a fucking jujitsu instructor, because I don't know a man on this planet that wouldn't take 20 million dollars for people to make fun of her for that. So, yeah. It's just like, of course. But the ex-wife is fair game, but your former boss is off limits? Boss? Yeah. Well, he did, he did get traded at Tampa, but you know, he, I mean, he, uh, damn, you're right about that. You're more of a definitely, you're talking about that Brazilian bitch. You never know. I think I'm here. Bob Crap. Bob Crap took me to Israel, bro. Like, I mean, it's kind of like how you guys are with the next, you know, like people shit on him. You guys get all this. You're more of a fucking, you know, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, you have been fucked up in the middle of a park, hasn't you? Yes. I'm just like, have you ever, there's a, there's a, there's a weird feeling in New York right now. What? That's like a jinx is coming. Why? Why you even got to say I'm asking, I'm asking if that's, if that's what you're going to say. New Yorkers, you know, arrogance, you know, I'm asking, I'm asking mother fuckers on the planet. That's part of our charm. But we ain't used to things going this well with the mess and it's creating an interesting feeling. Yeah. Like even at the seller last night, there was a couple comments came up to me and they're like, hey man, how about those? And I was like, don't even talk about, he's like, I'm sorry, my candy goes, hey man, how about those? I was like, let's not even talk about, he's like, you're right. I don't want to talk about. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like Voldemort, it's like, don't even mention it. Things are going all right. Yeah. Loki, I haven't been watching. I'm hesitant. Oh, that might be it. I'm hesitant to buy a ticket. I'm like, I ain't go to a single game this season. Maybe that's what I'm saying. Just say they're expensive. You're saying they're expensive, bro. That's what I'm not far out of the one side. See, that's what it is. Did I, as I go to single game, we've been better. So I was following the game. I'm bad luck. New Yorkers are so, I do tell them you believe in God or your religious moron. Yeah. And then you tell them you like more nixers the on the wrong day and they're like, dude, you can't do that. It's part of a special spell. It makes no sense. You believe in demons. Shut the fuck up, brother. There's a whole book dedicated to it. I believe in demons too. And whatever demons have been put in pressure on my nix. Four years, please believe me. And some of that shit is here demons is the energy I've never felt this. People don't even want to talk about it in a group chat like I have my group chats for basketball games go crazy. And there's just like third quarter up by 40 someone be like, looking good. Someone put a broom emoji, I think you'll put the broom emoji in the group chat. Nobody even responds. The second the game is over like, there we go, that's weird. So I posted one video that a guy made. It was like a, like a song about it, about a sweeping Philly. And even after that I was like, I ruined it, dude, like I was, you posted it before the game after even after we still got another seat. One is the next game. This the what's it called series is two, two. So we got to wait for them to settle that. So we got a little time to fuck shit up. Yeah, they got to start partying the shit. Yo, everybody just don't go to Miami and get on the yacht. Don't make the mistakes. [BLANK_AUDIO] >> You saw the interview with Jaylen. Where they were like, how do you feel of the fact that like they built this team around you to like win a championship and it's working that it out. And his response was cool. He was like, look, right now I'm focused on this. Like I'll answer that question years from now when it's all said and done. Or something like that. Like he seemed like he was very reluctant. >> New York, New York. This is a public service announcement. If you see any of these motherfuckers at the club, Snitch, I don't even want you guys at Carbone, Theresa, I don't want you at four Charles. I don't even want you to read meat for the next month. If you see any nicks out of the house, you got to call 3-1-1. >> Yep. >> What's the emergency island? Is it 3-1-1? >> Yeah. >> You call 3-1-1 and you report them immediately. You guys got to be in your house in Westchester, Jersey, or Connecticut, wherever to fuck they stay. >> No fucking hose. >> No fucking hose. >> And New York hose, by the way, New York hose. >> Help. >> Yeah. >> Stay away. >> Stay away. >> They're gonna get the hose for one month. Exactly. This is Bloodsport. We need these motherfuckers filled with the stock of it for the next month. Do not drain these guys, please New York hose. >> Yeah. >> I would say Cleveland Detroit hose, but I'm not worried about y'all. >> Yeah. >> We're not fuck with y'all anyways. You try your best. Do whatever you do to come up. We are not worried about either Cleveland or Detroit hose draining New York balls. You try your hardest. Which we've been to Detroit and Cleveland, okay? We're coming back home to the wives, that away game is just that. There's no concern over here for our New York Knicks about getting caught up some shit and Cleveland Detroit. >> Yeah. That is pretty good. >> Shit. >> Or okay, see. >> Who do you think is going to find those on the West? >> I don't even know who's in. >> Okay, see or maybe San Antonio? >> Probably okay, see. Most likely. >> Yeah. >> Clear path in terms of hose, I don't even want to say the words, but if it's LA versus New York, they could throw some serious distraction at the boys. >> Yep. >> You got to watch out for OG. >> Second. >> OG, because- >> Oh yeah, with the hammy. >> Yeah. >> Wait, what? >> End hose. >> Wait, what do you mean? >> He brings the hose out. >> Yeah, we can't have all that. You got to chill out. Chill out. >> Okay, or even a lot of look at the, like at the odds right now or is this- >> Look at the West. >> Yeah, look at the West. >> Look at the West. >> What is the, what is the, how's you have the West at? Who's coming out of the West? >> San Antonio or Oklahoma? 74 on San Antonio or on Oklahoma. >> Okay, see. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, most likely he's going to be okay, see. But we got, I mean, we'll see, we can see what happens. >> Yep, yep. >> And it, yep. >> Best team will win. >> Yeah, made the best team win. >> Yep. >> I don't think you know what this means, bro. >> I really don't. >> We know, we are going to, if the next win, we will make Mamdani a citizen. >> I think he's a citizen. >> No. >> Double citizen. >> We don't make it a double citizen. >> Double citizen. >> What does that mean? >> He's going to get what he gets to be whatever he wants and I'd say to him. He could use his African accent. >> If he wins, he could use his African accent for the rest of the week. >> The week. >> The rest of the week. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> You've got to do, a New York will be a communist city. >> If he wins. >> I mean, the Soviets are good at sports. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Just saying, the Soviets had a great run. >> Fucking county. >> Yes. >> I'm hoping you got the right on too. >> There's something about a little Soviet, you know, I mean, hammer and sickle vibes that makes it, makes it against sports team. >> So, I'm saying, maybe we could use a little more of that. >> Think about all the women in Berkus, the men are going to be smashing, a little more testosterone. >> Right. >> You would think that the Middle East would be better at sports if God was thinking, right? >> I don't even know if they got athletes. >> Is there a sport that they're good at over there? >> Well, when they go somewhere else, then they get really good. >> For example. >> They go to France, you know what I mean? >> But who from the Middle East went to France from like Northern Africa? >> Northern Africa. >> Yeah, of course. >> Yes. >> In Indonesia, Zadan, Korean Peninsula. >> But that's Africa. >> I'm talking about the Middle East. I mean, Mosulah, that's the English. >> Mosulah is from Egypt. >> Yeah. >> That's the Middle East. >> It's Africa. >> He's not from the Middle East. >> You don't consider Egypt the Middle East? >> No. >> I mean, if I'm being honest with you, I do, but not for this thing. >> Exactly. >> Exactly. >> It's like, yeah, it is. >> But it's Africa. Those are Africans. I'm saying Middle East, who's nice at sports and what sport are the good at? >> I mean, that's powerful. >> Falconry or whatever? >> Falconry. >> Falconry? >> Yeah, I'm looking right now. There's not a ton. >> Yeah, so I don't know if the Berkha elicits like a testosterone induced drive that makes you good at a sport. I think the sport has to be baked into the culture. >> Yeah, probably true. >> Yeah. >> Let me find out what the best athletes are in Middle East. >> Or even sports. >> They're probably going to like darts or something? >> Nah, darts is a drink and man's game. >> Yeah, you got a drink to do that, that was a good point. >> Why would you think they'd be good at that? >> Yeah, why was that? >> I just figured it'd be like common obscure sport where you're like hitting a small target from a long distance away, you think that they'd be good at that for some reason. >> Some of them said they're going to run in the early 2000s, you know? >> They said they're going to run a little better. >> Which country is the city? >> I mean, you know. >> Mark, do you have any- >> Some of the Saudi boys are pretty good. >> You think they said you can? >> Back in the day. >> Those were big targets though, like, I mean, sort of. >> You can't even miss it. >> No, you can miss it. >> Honestly, dude. >> You can miss it. >> I don't think you can. >> Which would be so embarrassed having to loop around. >> Bro. >> Dude, going straight down the middle. >> And slicing between it. >> Like that dude in the wings. You just go right between that everybody's confused, like, oh, somebody saved it, man. You see it slowly. >> Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't seem like there's a bit, it's soccer is what they say, but I can't think of the best. >> Not even. >> Emorati, your Saudi soccer player, or Omani. >> Yeah, I don't think they got it, man. >> Yeah. >> I don't think they got it. >> Anyway, shout out to Nick's, man, and we got your back. We're here and the whole city is coming together. So whatever you guys need, we got you. But we're also going to call 3-1-1 if we see you out the clubs or see you getting after a hose. And I think that's like, our responsibility is a city to do. Given that our tax dollars are going to pay for these arenas to be built, et cetera. We've been supporting you guys all year. >> But no snitch rule doesn't apply now. >> Yeah, I don't even think it's snitching, bro. >> It's not. >> It's a civic duty. >> I think it's a civic duty. >> Yeah. >> But if you see something, say something. >> Not often shit like that, you snitching on them, come on. >> I mean, like, you could get your not off next month, bro. >> Yeah. >> Imagine that nuts you're going to get off with a champion, too. >> Yep. >> Imagine a caliber. >> Okay. >> You're taking about the time and nuts, too, it's going to get out into the size of one. >> Anyway, how much is that? >> It's the case. >> You win. >> I bet that's it. If someone wins the champion, you know, someone. They get a pussy, they're going to be trapped. >> I don't know. >> I think about how big those nuts will be everywhere they want, anywhere on this podcast. >> I think, man, I mean, it's easy for me to say it's a married man, you know. But like, I think Martha Stewart got to open up for the boys, I want my Martha Stewart. >> That's, did you mean to say Martha Stewart? >> No. >> You did. >> That was interesting, man. >> I knew he was thinking someone that wasn't with you. >> Yeah, man. Who's I thinking of, man? >> No, you said. >> They Margaret Thatcher need to open up for the boys, man. I think Margaret Thatcher needs to give it up for the boys. >> Can I get down one wrong again, too? I think, I hope you got it right. I don't think it was Margaret Thatcher. >> Someone. >> Someone's got over it up. >> No, no one that we know. >> Honestly. >> Mark's grandmother. >> Yo. >> I'm going all the way. >> No, no. >> Come on, man. >> I mean, for a next champion, you should go with Martha. >> That's a two for one. >> Yeah. >> She's the next one. >> This is the next one. >> And this is almost like a more unlikely scenario. 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Alex Media has said that there is a Chinese spy network that has been operating the United States for the last decade that he's been on this podcast. He's been called racist for this. >> Yep. >> He's been called hateful for this. >> I don't know if I'll call that. >> Yeah. >> But they said you were a bigot. He's been called a bigot. >> Yeah. >> He's been called a bigot. >> He was worried about the, the walls closing in a little bit. >> The great wall. >> The great wall's closing in. >> If you get caught being a spy in a different country, is that treason? >> No, if you're an American citizen, which I assume she is, she's mayor of Arcadia. And then she's handing off secret to the Chinese. You obviously have to kill her in the most Chinese way possible. >> Yeah. >> I think we got to run her over with a tank in the middle of a square. >> Yeah. >> First bind a feet up. >> Yeah. >> Find a feet up. >> Yeah. >> Find a feet up. >> Yeah. >> The felony charges come with potential sentence of up to 10 years in prison. >> 10 years for being a snitch. >> Not enough. They live mad long, bro. >> That's exactly right. >> It's not even a dent. >> Yeah. >> 10 years. That's another thing. Your sentence should be dependent on how long you live in America. >> Reportual taxing. >> Exactly. So like Asians got to spend way longer. >> Yeah. >> Black people. Not that long. >> Yeah. >> That's a little bit. >> Progressive policy. >> Yeah. >> Well, because it's about equity, not equality. >> Yeah. >> I like that. >> Yeah, I like that. >> Mum Donnie's America. >> Clock it. >> Clock it. >> Stop. >> It's about equity, not equality. So if Asians average between 203 years of life, then a life sentence to them should be at least like five times the average. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> So this person right here, you're saying you can't just kill someone for treason. I thought that is the punishment. >> I don't know if this. I don't think she's causing up on treason charges. >> I don't know if she's a citizen. I can't even find a definitive answer. >> How the fuck is she mayor? She's not a citizen. >> Do you have to be a citizen? >> Yeah, I don't think so. >> I don't know. >> What fucking country do we live in? >> No, you don't even have to be from here to be a public office. >> Arnold Schwarzenegger. >> Uh. >> He's a citizen. >> No, he's not. >> Arnold Schwarzenegger is not a citizen? Of course he's a citizen. >> He'll sound like one. >> Well. >> I can't. >> What makes him a citizen? >> Well, yeah, she's a citizen. My mom got an accent. >> Yeah, but she got an after-effect. >> What do you mean? My mom got her Scottish accent. >> No, no, no, no. >> She could be a citizen. >> Like mad late. >> She got a citizen. >> Yeah, but so did Arnold. He got a citizenship late. >> Check the papers. >> He got it in 1983. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, 1983. He's a citizen now. And look at Ilene Wang or whatever her name is. >> Why are they all named Ilene? >> Ilene and Esther. So when Chinese people move here, they take a biblical first name. You go Peter. >> Mm-hm. >> Is a good one. Mark Lucas. You'll find a lot of like biblical first name and then Chinese is fuck last name. >> Mm-hm. >> Yeah. Esther. Huge. There's so many Chinese people named Esther or Asian's name Esther. >> Mm-hm. >> I think it's a smart move. It's like you're moving to a host country. You want to make sure that your kids are like not teased or whatever for your Chinese name. Yes. >> I don't think Ilene's a biblical name. >> Ilene back so you can suck this name. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> This thing is a mess, bro. >> [LAUGH] >> Come on, bro. >> Yeah, Mark, we'll get back in. >> [LAUGH] >> Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. >> [LAUGH] >> Look at Grandma. >> Look at Grandma. >> Look at Grandma while I'm leaning back. >> Look at Grandma, it's all a bit of a smash. >> Let me just do the rest of the story, it's stupid. >> It's stupid. >> It's stupid. >> [LAUGH] >> Yo, the long play on the house, so- >> Damn. >> Woo, that was fire. >> All right. >> He knew that was for you too, cuz I ain't gonna know no biblical name. >> [LAUGH] >> Still got it, still got it, baby. Still got it, young Chelsea, still got it. >> Can we do some silly stuff, man? >> You gotta take a drug, that should we do? >> So hold on, so what's gonna happen to this little Chinese finger trap in Los Angeles? >> Did she get locked up? Like, we gotta have some sort of punitive measure taking place here. >> Yeah. >> Should make it 10 years, it's not treason. And that's all I got, I can't- >> Can we revoke the citizen? >> Chip? >> I don't know if she's even a citizen, but I don't go, I'd like to end it. >> The guys, what fuck, do we have a country? >> Do we even have a country? You can be an elected official and you're not even a citizen of the United States of America. What the fuck is the point? >> Mm-hm. >> So, is she a citizen? >> Nothing on this says she's a citizen. >> Can we look up Arcadia and see what's Asian or Chinese about it that we should have known? >> It's fine now. >> Yeah. I don't even know where Arcadia is. >> It's like Los Angeles, but it's like outskirts. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Have you been there? >> No, I looked at it on a map today. >> Mm-hm. >> I zoomed out, looked at it. Can you call it forward? Yeah, is a city in Los Angeles County, you know, it's located about 13 miles northeast of downtown Los Angeles in the San Gabriel Valley, and at the base of the San Gabriel Mountains, it contains a series of adjacent parks and systems of the San Anita Park racetrack. Let's go through demographics. Yeah. Okay, it's, looks like 18% white, 1.5% black, 64% Asian. 13% has no, no, we can't, this is America. You can't just bomb a place in America. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. People got to know who you are. No, you can't it, people got to know you are. You can't, you can't, you gotta know. Stop it. They got to know who you are, man. Funny how rules about what he wants bleeped, because his actual rule on that is he doesn't want the violence thing. Yeah, violence, but nobody got a bomb even. Like nobody listens to this is going to hear your idea and then execute it. They're like, oh, yeah, we should bomb it. Like, what if they do? Boom. Exactly. That's it. Okay, the top of, no, we got to, the top private employers in the city are Atlas Assembly. Fish and a bucket. Fish and a bucket. That's a rip. Knorr's from Macy's and Cheesecake Factory also dinty fun. Fun. How the fuck do we elect a Chinese fish had spy as mayor of a city in Los Angeles? How is that even humanly possible? They took over the whole city. Yeah, all sleepers else. So you think it extends beyond just her? Oh, yeah. So you think there are other people in the administration. They're also Chinese spies. Yes. Like why would it just be her? Yes, exactly. I think we need to do some serious vetting. Yes. Why is nobody talking about this? Like, this isn't a big fucking deal. Yes, a little sketchy. Oh, I'm going through some of their last mirrors. So Eileen Wang, Sharon Kwan, Michael Chao, Paul Chang, Shotae, Shotae again. The baseball player? No, Shotae, Tommy, exactly. And then Roger Chandler. Yo, guys. Funny timing, because Trump's in China right now speaking to GGPing. Oh, really? Yeah. You think they waited for this? Yeah, I think so. Funny timing. Now, did Trump bring it up to him? Now, by weighted, who is who waited? Is this? This is interesting. Is this the Trump administration going? Hey, what the fuck is going on over here? We want a bargaining chip to get something out of you. We know that you're trying to like interfere with our democracy. So give us a little something. We won't make a big stink of this. Or is this democratic opposition trying to sabotage his trip with China? Oh, no, no. I think it's the first because he's going over there a little bit weak because of how shit is going with Iran right now. He kept signaling like, oh, we're going to have this shit figured out. And now it's not China got a little pressure. Like, yo, you fucking up to fuck it up. Yeah. Yeah. So now he's going over with it. That's a little leverage point right there. It's like, oh, where are you guys spies over here? Where? I mean, yo, shout out China, bro, that was impressive. I keep telling you. I'm recognized game. It's telling us. It's like, this is how audacious it is. Like if you were spy, like if we send a spy over somewhere, I don't think you make them the mayor of the city. You make them like the mayor's best friend or something. That's a tough sell everywhere else. Like, there's no, there's no American town in China. Probably not. We need one. You know, it is crazy that like, do you civil duty? If there was an American, if there was an American that had moved to another country and became a politician, 1000% that other country would assume they were a spy for America. Right? Like, there's not even a question because they already assumed that we're influencing their elections even without being over there. So if we were, they'd be like 100% they have loyalty. But if we question it at all, it's racism. Right? Yeah. There is a good, like, but if I, if another country, if an American move there and became an elected official, I would think that they would be retarded to not assume that they had loyalty to America and that they were working on our behalf. Yeah. I wouldn't go, oh, that's racism to assume that they're an individual operating under their own auspices. No, I'd be like, yeah, they make sense. If they weren't working for us, I beg the fuck are they over there for? Yeah. Boris Johnson, you mad at this little skier bitch for taking a money. I'm not mad at nobody. I'm just curious. I'm just, what does that voice Tucker say? I was asking questions. Boris Johnson, born in New York City, had US citizenship and then became Prime Minister of the UK and announced his citizenship. Got him. Got him. Daniel Neboa. No, but he denounced his citizenship, though. Yeah. But you got to do what you got to do to lead the lead the nation. Oh, okay. Born in Miami holds Ecuador and US citizenship became President of Ecuador in 2023. I understand. Pope Leo, US born from Chicago became the Pope and that was the President of the Vatican. That's pretty cool. Yeah, but don't you. He's kind of getting his son though. Trump is kind of something. Trump knows the Bible. That's what the dude said on the, which McCog. Here appears on me. He's like, yeah, obviously the pope doesn't know what's in the Bible. Trump knows what's in the Bible. No, he didn't say that. He said like based off of the rhetoric going on, obviously, Trump must know more about Christianity, the pope. He's sarcastically or dead. No, I'm serious. He's being serious. Yeah, what is going on? Yeah, that's a hard job to just cap for that motherfucker. Yeah, just let it go, man. He's fucking up everything. Just call what it is. Like you don't have to fucking cap for this dude. Like I see that guy Scott Jennings, he's losing hair. Do you know that guy was on CNN and his job to just be like everything Trump is doing is right? You can tell he is stressed. He's cursing at little teenagers. They got out there arguing them. Every new CNN guy is younger than the last one. Yeah, right? He's like a 14 year old, put his finger in his face and get your fucking hands on my face. He's stressed because there's no way. Like how open the straight. Anyway, are you going to go to Arcadia for any shows coming up? I got a performance in Arcadia. Yeah, I'm going there for Chinese New Year. What was that Chinese New Year celebration? Do you think they leaned in or do you think they like they made it quiet because they're like, yeah, we are already running this shit. No, they probably won't. Also, what's in Arcadia that's advantageous to the Chinese government? Is there a research lab there? Is it has one of the best public transit systems in California? All right. We're in. It's known for its light rail and it's buses fire. They're good. They're good at fucking making railroads. Yeah, I would give it up to them in that regard. Historically speaking, they made some good railroads. Some of the best. They also have any rare metals and shit. Any rare metals. Yeah. They got to have some stuff. They have a great healthcare system. 22 acre Arcadia hospital. It's official hospital. All right. Some dick suck in China. Yeah. I know. God. They're going to say what's going on. They're good nurses too. Apparently. No, I checked the hospitals. They probably got all the shit on there. They got some deals. And they have some famous people that have moved out of there. Like Erica Wu, a table tennis champion. Obviously. That's pretty good. Mark Twon, member of the South Korean boy band, G-O-T-7. Jet Lee, international film star, resided in Arcadia with his wife, former Miss China. No, he was asking to come on the pod. And we can't talk to him about this. Yeah. We got to reach out to him and see what's going on. I'm with that. I'll press him. How would you press the guy who's like a martial artist with no miles in front of me? Okay. Can we do more feelings of facts? Yes. Okay. Haunted virus. Fake. Alex. Real. He's fucking idiot. I don't think it's real. People died already. No, they didn't. It's he did. Three people died. They're on the boat. Let me tell you something. Three people died. Nobody's getting off that boat. 150 people got off the boat already. This is why we got pandemics. Guys, if there's a deadly virus on the boat, they stay on the boat. It's not like they can't eat on the boat. It's not like they can't live quarantined until everybody dies. And then we don't have a pandemic. This is the headline from CNN. All passengers evacuated from cruise ship. Why would you evacuate the people with the virus? Trying to got to be look at this. I think some other fuckers about to do it again. He's done other fuckers about to do it again. And you know what, that's that Spain. You know where I just came from. Oh, come on. Yeah. Patient number one, baby. Come on. Patient zero. What am I? You're not either. You're not either. No, I brought it here first. They're patient number one. Yeah, but if I brought it here, you just a side bitch. You didn't even get the first herpes. All right. Now you got to keep them on the boat in perpetuity. And if they make it, they make it and God bless them. If they don't, it'd be like that. Just leave them on the boat. Also, it's the Canary Islands. >> This is Spain. >> It's Africa. >> Shut up. >> Shut up. No, no, I think he's making a good point, which is like, would they unload them to Europe? No. But will they unload them to Africa? Yeah. >> Yeah, but Canary Islands where all those Spanish people go to fucking, that's they have Miami. >> But they got to stop it. They got to stop it. You know how to go? I'm being dead serious, guys, like why are we being so Lucy Goosey with this? If it's a deadly virus, you keep them on the boat. We see what happens. It's not like we shouldn't give them food, give them food, give them doctors, whatever. But you just also don't talk it if we're, if we're doing this hypothetical, don't put it at a dock. >> Oh, you out there. >> You out there. >> And then bring the food out in back, like, yeah, the way the Dutch guy got it is hilarious. >> I told you how he got it. >> Fuckin' a rat. >> He was a rat, Parker. >> You'll listen. >> Apparently he went to a trash dump on his vacation. >> And then? >> And then he fucked the rat. >> But he went to the trash dump first. >> Okay. >> He got a car of his sightseeing. >> Why? >> That part is not explained. >> From what I understand, it is a landfill and it says the world's most southern landfill because it's at the bottom of the continent. >> And he checked it out. >> Oh, because it was in Argentina, right? >> It's in Chihuahua. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And he was like, on my vacation, my wife, we're going to go look at garbage. >> I blame you. >> Yeah, white people always just got to look at shit. >> That part is kind of on us. >> I'm like, yeah, I'll be doing this shit. >> Like, come on, bro. >> That is on us. >> You're right. I don't even know what to say. I'm embarrassed. The trash dump looks like a little party is like, you're curious. >> I wish that wasn't because it's so far, I'm curious. >> Because you like, there's no way they have trashed this far, so. >> I also need to see what like an Argentinian trash is. >> Yeah. >> What is it? >> We got a problem. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, a problem. >> It's just got like Nazi memorabilia in it. >> No, no, no, no. The trash dump has a bunch of birds that come and pick food off of it. It's a birding site. >> Oh, God. With the white people and the birds, man. >> Yeah. >> Fuck it. >> Yeah. >> That's cool. >> That's fire, isn't that sick? Do you want to see? >> No. >> You don't even want it. You don't even curious a little bit. >> No, not at all. >> Guys. >> No, not at all. >> We need to do better. We need to do better. But you just leave him on the boat. All right. What else we got? Feelings, no facts. >> Okay. UFO file has been dropped by Trump officially. >> Desperation. >> Yeah. That's desperation, man. That's how you know he's fucking up. I don't know. I mean, people have not been super stoked about this file release. >> Because it's nothing. It's just like black and white target practice you can create it with AI like, no. >> This is the Epstein binders. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hold on to nothing. >> Yeah, hold on to nothing. >> Hold on nothing. >> Though I would like to talk to a UFO guy, because I want to understand why they are so convinced it's real. >> Mm-hm. >> I gotta spoke to that Pablo Zardude and like, he convinced me that what he believed, he convinced me that he wasn't lying. >> Mm-hm. >> That doesn't mean that it is true what he was working on was UFO technology. But like, I don't believe that he was a liar. They was just trying to like, grift and make money. >> Yeah. >> If anything, I believe that he like, didn't really want to share it because he had like, received so much backlash throughout his entire life. >> Mm-hm. >> Yeah. >> I didn't like Trump's tweet as a little, that's how I knew this bullshit. >> What? >> It's because Trump goes, as for my promise to you, the Department of Boys released the first tranche of UFO UAP files to the public for view. People can decide for themselves what the hell is going on, have fun and enjoy it. That's when I was like, all right, the second you signed it off was like, have fun. >> I'm like, time. >> You know anything in there, bro. >> Yeah. >> Release the second tranche of the Epstein files, with all your homies and you looking at shit. Release that. >> Yeah. >> Release the unredacted Epstein files. >> Yeah. >> That's what we want to see. We don't want to see UFOs. >> But what about this? You're not convinced when he's looking at this? What is that, dude? >> It's a plane, bro. >> All right. What about this one? This one's even crazier. Look at this. >> There they are. >> Oh, aliens. >> Anyway. >> Go on. >> All right. They found a allegedly a suicide note from Epstein. >> You got to read the suicide note. >> Read the suicide note. >> Tell me. >> You read the suicide note and tell me that Trump didn't write it himself. I defy you to read the suicide note and tell me that this is an exactly Trump's way of speaking. >> So it says this, they investigated me for a month, found nothing. So 15-year-old charge has resulted. It's a treat to be able to choose when you say goodbye. What you want me to do, bust out crying, no fun underlined, not worth it. >> But I heard there were other emails where he said similar. >> Yeah, but you don't think that they went through the emails and were like, hey, grab a few things he says regularly and then we'll write some bullshit ass note that justifies that he killed himself. >> This administration, they do stupid shit. They don't, like, that sounds like that stupid. >> No, but that sounds like the logical thing. >> He wrote it in his own voice, read it, I mean, I'm so, like, we don't have to do Trump accents anymore, but like read it in his voice. Do you have the actual writing? >> Yeah, yeah. This is the actual note. >> He can no one can read that chicken scratch. >> Let me see if I can find the actual words that he says. >> It's all broken up in this article. >> I don't know. They don't understand how to do media, so they got it right here. God, I can't believe I'm going to do a fucking Trump accent. I'm not going to do a Trump accent, but I'll do the tonation. They investigated me for months, found nothing. Is a treat to be able to choose one's time to stay goodbye. What you want me to do, bust out crying? No fun, not worth it. Kill himself. >> Thank you for attention to this matter. >> Thank you for attention. It's just, that's a Trump tweet right there. So they just find themselves in the emails, like, make it look like it. >> Now people have pointed at this where they're like, this is an actual Epstein letter that he wrote to someone. They like, look at all the T's, look at how he writes this. >> Yeah, but you say I had to recreate all this shit. >> But then they look at his writing here and they're like, this doesn't look like his writing at all. >> Here because it's not. It's Cache Patel. I try to stay on the line. There's, guys, this is such fucking, I can't believe we're even, I understand why we're entertaining this, but like, I can't believe anybody believes it. Like what the whole thing is, not the whole thing, but a big part of what this is hinting on is that he actually killed himself, right? Like they're going, nothing, there's no foul play here, even though there's tons of foul play. But look, there's proof right here. He has this thing where he says goodbye. >> And it helps the power that be to be like, yeah, he's gone. He killed himself. >> Get over it. >> It's proof. >> Exactly. >> They're saying get over it. >> Mm-hm. >> We not getting over it, bro. Someone got to get arrested. >> I will say, I do think it's possible that Epstein wrote it. It just doesn't read to me like a suicide note. Like he doesn't say goodbye to anyone. He doesn't say like to my friends, to my family, I look like nothing like that. He's just like jail sucks. There was another note reportedly attributed to Epstein that was also found that basically is just like him recounting his time at prison. He's like, was in a shower, locked for an hour, bugs crawling across my hands, no fun, not worth it. >> Mm-hm. >> It is, I mean, it's not funny, but it is that so far the only person that's been arrested in the entire Epstein case in the United States of America is a woman. >> It's so absurd that it's funny, like, it's horrible, like, let me just point out that this is absolutely horrible, but there's a pedophile ring that they're obviously like keeping under wraps. >> The most powerful men in this country are abusing children in a systematic manner, and you know, I was gonna pay for it. The one woman involved is the only one locked out. It's insane, right? It is, it's like, I'm shocked at all, like the feminist blogs aren't talking about this nonstop. It's a tough element. >> Yeah, I know, it's like, cuz you also gotta be like, free, free, free, free, free. >> No, don't say free it, but like, how is this the only person arrested, the girl? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I mean, Epstein did get arrested, but then he broke out. >> Yeah. >> But then he went on the run. >> Actually, the only person, cuz it was Galen convicted, so the only person convicted in the entire operation, abroad and here, is a woman. Like how is, like that's an insane stack, as some of who does not like to enable people who talk about how sexist the world is. We've reached a rock in a hard place or something like this seems blatantly sexist. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it's, it's not one person convicted besides the woman, if not, what? >> This is what happens when you have a girl, man. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's all that you want, bro. >> It does, bro. >> But that is crazy. >> No, it is nuts. >> It's nuts. >> She should be convicted. >> Yeah. >> Absolutely. >> But there must have been somebody else we could convict, too. >> Yeah. >> Well, the other dudes were also better than often themselves, you know what I mean? Jonathan Brinnell, off-sumself. >> Oh, that's true. >> What? >> You know, aren't as good as -- >> That's who it's at. >> That's who it's at, yeah. >> That is a good point, because they can't make up their minds. Like, what am I going to eat? >> Yeah. >> Which one is it? >> I don't know what to eat. >> They've ruminated back and forth, dude. I want to live, dude. I want to die. I want to hang, dude. I want to shoot myself. I want to, you know, it's like they can't make up their fucking minds. You end up in jail, locked up. You just locked up, walking around the yard. >> Yeah. >> Apparently she's having a great time, according to people on the inside. >> What are they saying? >> She's like in a very nice prison, people are taking care of her. >> She gets to play with puppies. >> Yeah. >> She's doing like therapy with dogs, trying to -- reintegrate back in the society. So, she's learned her life. (laughing) - There's a lot in time to come. (laughing) - So, yeah. - Justice won't be served. - Yeah, it should be. - But actually, it's crazy. - Yeah. - They really gonna get away with this shit. - They fucking really gonna get away with this shit. - They need to lock up Malfa too. That's another one. - Yeah. - I did that so much. (laughing) - I did that so poorly. - It was so bad. - I almost bit of a no. (laughing) - Oh, that would've been so happy. - So bad. - I'm trying to tie it together. - Come on, I'll leave. Okay, more feelings with Vax? - Yes. - Strickling beats Hamza. - What a fight, crazy. - Also, the fight before that, Joshua Van vs. Nager of Arcadia. (laughing) - Unbelievable, dude. - The fight, those two fights were fantastic. But the Joshua Van, I think his name is Tauro or something. Tauro was unbelievable. - I didn't even see him. - But. - Then Strickling beating Hamza. - Tesoro Tauro. - Tauro, yeah. - It was fucking incredible. - It was a lot of shit talking, like real shit talking. - Yeah. - We didn't have to listen, right? - And then they were like really cordial with one another afterwards. - Oh, they were. - I put the belt around them. Strickling goes and apologizes. - Yeah. - Yeah, like Strickling a fascinating character, like, I mean, this fight was just really. - Oh wow, Strickling. - Strickling put on some side. - So Strickling's big, dude. - And I think. - He looks even. - Hamza couldn't, I mean, Hamza kept him down. I think it was the first round. But he couldn't really do any damage or anything. And then Strickling in the second round blocks a takedown that Hamza gives up what's called pulls guard. So he essentially goes on his back, like, almost well. So I don't know if I've ever seen Hamza do that in MMA. Like, not a single fight where he just rolls on his back. And in that moment, you're going, what the fuck is happening over here? Does he lack confidence? Is he tired? Like, what's going on? Then, Hamza kind of comes back in the fourth. So it was up to the fifth round. Like, it was, it was an awesome fight. - These guys are warriors and yeah. - But Hamza wasn't trying to take him down the whole fight. I think Strickling created a scenario where Hamza realized, like, I'm going to gas myself out trying to take you down. And I'm not going to be effective after I take you down. So Strickling does this fucking amazing thing where he makes you, when he's at his best, he makes you fight his fight. He blocks leg kicks really well. And eventually you stop throwing the kicks 'cause you're like, it hurts when we're going shit on shit. And his competitive advantage is when you guys are standing up and you are punching each other. And he found a way where he's like, I don't need to take this to the ground. What I need you to do is think you can't be effective on the ground. I don't need to exchange kicks with you. What I need you to do is not want to kick me anymore. So he punishes you for doing the things you're good at and then forces you to fight him the way that he's good. - Oh, okay. - And then he has just this amazing piston jab. And it was just awesome. Like, the fight was fucking awesome. Is it good for the weight class to see Strickland? - I think it's always good to have a American fighter be a belt holder, especially like a wild one. I know people will hate certain things that he said, et cetera. Like, I mean, bro, he knows is completely busted up, like broken and just fucking massive and swollen. And he looks himself and he sees himself in like a reflection of something. He's like, oh my god, I look like I work for A-Pack. So like, there's gonna be things that he says that rock people up, but you have to understand like, this is fight sports where these guys go out there and they try to kill each other. Like, they say insane shit to people. Like, this is, you won't talk about like the roast being insane stuff. These guys are saying insane stuff before they go out there and potentially lose their life or take someone's life. And that's not hyperbole. That happens sometimes in this sport. So I'm not saying that like, everything they say is okay, but it is a very, when you're fighting somebody for your life, you will speak very differently about them and to them then you will outside effect. And it's gonna elicit all these emotions. It's gonna seem like I'm justifying the things he said, whatever you don't care what you want to say. What I'm saying is until you're in that scenario, I don't, you don't know how you would really act. And the reality is when these fights do get hyped up in that way, there's more interest than these guys make more money. Now, you could start to, you know, be critical of that. Be like, well, is it worth making the money? And it's like, all right, well, you're not putting your life in the line every time you go on the fucking ring. And the market decides we are more invested when the guys fucking hate each other. When the guys are super pleasant and like, let's shake hands and let's hug and kiss before a fight. We don't care as much. >> Yeah, that's honestly the only thing I heard about this was the shit. >> The build up, yeah. >> And the build up was crazy. People have criticized like the grapplers. And they're like, oh, these grapplers, like they make a fight's boring. >> Yeah, it is for the casual fan, it is boring. It is. It's like, I understand if you're a grappler and you've dedicated your life to that, that's super interesting to you because it's incredibly technical. And like, each tiny move is setting up another move. And that's great. >> And the point is to win. >> And the point is to win, and they win. But what the casual fan likes is carnage and fisticuffs and kicks. They really kind of want a kickboxing match that can also go to the ground. That's kind of what the casual fan really appreciates. So having someone who's gonna go out there and swing is what they want. And the people that have done that at the highest level or the people that probably have made the most money. Connor just knocking people out is really fun to watch. The heavyweight's just going bang and knocking people out, fun to watch. The guy's kind of wrestling or the guy's grappling, they're just not gonna be his big stars. >> Yeah. >> That bare knuckle fight and shit they use watching when they're biting people's nose off. >> Like, can that ever be sanctioned? >> Well, I think they do it bare knuckles. So the BKFC is the bare knuckle league. >> Yeah, but they put the biting like all the shit. >> So everything goes. >> Why is it just like this? >> It should just be one fight where anything goes. >> I mean, they have these like-- >> You're just driving a room right now. >> No, it's not even a room. There is one. There are these underground fights. Fuck, I'm forgetting the name. You guys probably see it. We're like the guys, they fight in like a parking lot or like an alley or something like that. And these guys that organize it, all the organizers wear masks and they have their like, I think they might even have their like voices fucked up or whatever. And they're like, it's like an illegal fight ring. And they just pay guys who are willing to do it. You can gouge eyes. Like you literally see guys pushing each other's eyeballs into their heads. >> Damn. >> And you see it, I don't know how it's available on YouTube, but I watch it on fucking social media. >> Yeah, the fuck out here. >> Wow. >> Yeah, so that does exist. And that's the most gnarly version of it. Like I'm getting too soft. >> Yeah, that's how I look. >> It's hard to watch, but I watch that. >> Just follow it with some Coco Mellie. >> Yeah, watch it now. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, fuck yeah. >> Well, any closing thoughts? Anything you want to say about Coco Mellon or the roaster, the next year? Hot device? >> Just good vibes for the next guys. Just good vibes for the next guys. >> Good vibes, good vibes. >> So all we want is good vibes for the next, okay? Congratulations to Sean on an amazing victory. >> Mm-hm. >> Haunt of virus. You got to keep them on the shit, man. I really, really, really feel strongly about that. I do. >> You film it. >> Turn to reality show. >> Honestly. >> Dreaming on Bravo, right? >> I'd watch that. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> We should do a traitors with just Chinese people. And you got to pick out which mayor, which mayor, or which Olympic skier, whatever. You got to pick out which one or actually loyalty United States of America, and which ones are working for China. >> I like this idea. >> Yeah, that's pretty good. >> This is, that's honestly pretty good. And they're all in a boat. Let's not get too crazy. >> It's one versus a Haunt of virus. >> You're adding a lot of elements to this right now. >> It's layered, super layered. >> It is layered. >> Yeah. >> It is layered. >> And then UFO files. Hopefully we get the proof that there's aliens. >> Yeah. >> And then the roast. I hope we do more. >> Yeah, the roasts are fantastic. Congratulations. Everybody crushed on the roast. You gave me an unbelievable FOMO and keep killing it. Yeah, I think we just need more roasts. I also like the idea of like every other year. Because they didn't do it last year. Like spacing them out is kind of nice too, because it feels like an event. If it's too regular, I feel like you kind of get used to it. Also like roast jokes kind of start to sound similar. You know, so just like spacing out a little bit so we forget. We miss it and then fucking bang it. And now you've got two years to get, you know, tiger to do it or somebody else to do it. I like that. I like that. Like the Olympics is great. So every four years, the World Cup is great. It's every four years. You could even go every four years. Yo, an inter-country roast. You get one comment from every country. We don't get it. It's talking about another thing. I don't want to fucking. What if we got Eileen? Why would you even try? Eileen Wang. Eileen Wang. We figured out. The joke we did already. He's so mad. He got caught. That's just so dumb. It's not fair. We love you. We appreciate you. We see you on Patreon. Peace.