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Ned Fulmer's Mistress Gets Exposed + Sydney Sweeney's Panties Giveaway Drama | Just Trish Ep. 271

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Ned Fulmer's Mistress Gets Exposed + Sydney Sweeney's Panties Giveaway Drama | Just Trish Ep. 271

The host reflects on a dynamic week filled with performances, personal challenges, and creative ventures, sharing both highs and lows. A canceled performance due to scheduling issues is offset by excitement over new opportunities, including a dance class with Cedric and a co-starring role in a commercial with Oscar. The host discusses their book release, early access for loyal fans, and the emotional impact of live events, particularly Lily Allen’s concert, which brought a powerful sense of community and energy. Personal wellness is explored through body image struggles, noting that despite losing weight, a sense of "being fatter" persists, emphasizing the disconnect between scale and self-perception. The host also shares insights into life transitions—like moving home and organizing—highlighting how anxiety, OCD, and clutter affect daily life. A strong thread runs through the conversation about connection: from fan interactions to dance, cooking, and shared experiences. The tone remains joyful and grounded, celebrating both the chaos and beauty of real-life moments. The host also introduces a new trend in fashion and cosplay, inspired by iconic looks from shows, and expresses hope for deeper storytelling and fan recognition. Ultimately, the piece captures a personal journey of resilience, creativity, and community.

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Everyone kind of saw in the comments, like, "Oh, he's still like the same and so." Yeah, he's, and so. Obviously, he almost killed his friend and won't pay his medical bills and tried tax fraud or insurance fraud, so it's like, when-- Yeah, yeah, oh my god. When, like, of course! Why are people gank? His audience, that's what took their audience to the-- Yeah! Like, be like, "Oh, no, David, you're a bad person." Like, why? ♪ I should know a guess ♪ ♪ I feel the risk really in big ♪ ♪ I don't think Queena says what everybody thinks she's just true ♪ ♪ I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you ♪ Yeah! Hello! Happy Tuesday! Ooh, our last week of April's Showers. This week brings May flowers and. Not like colonizerships that came in Thanksgiving, it's just May space flowers. You know, at the May flower over there? You don't know what the May flowers? Oh, the May flower. Yeah, the both. You know, about May flowers. May flowers. Yeah. I mean, spring flowers. Yeah, right? I don't know. Anyways, welcome to May. Maybe we're in Taurus season! Woo! Where are the Taurus? We are the Taurus. Is that what it is? Yeah. Is that the right cheer? We are the Taurus, the mighty mighty Taurus. We're so terrific. Rancho Taurus. Yes. How do you know that? That's not what. Did they love Taurus? I just thought something was wrong. I bet you were like finishing the cheer. When I'd be the gig, I was like, I know, bring it on so well. That was kind of problematic though, right? Bring it on. Right? I think you know. Gabriel, you didn't talk about it. A lot of racial stereotypes. Now that you mention it. But I think even filming it. Gabriel, unions, they used us in the trailer so much. And then we were so minimal. I think originally it was supposed to be half clover, half Taurus. Oh my god, I had no idea. I think they. Or maybe it was reverse. Maybe they didn't use them in the trailer. Something where it was like, their part was minimized. Because they remember the group black. It's like, oh baby, bring it. Yeah. How would I have never heard them? I don't think. They bring it back to me. Yeah, I love that. They were so cool. They were around the three LW time too. They were around the same time. Oh my god. They were just super cute. And they were the clover. I never knew that with Gabriel Union. They kind of gave it anyways. I love. Oh my god, I'm kind of guy. Because I love them. And I wish they. I feel like I missed out. I can't believe they were. I don't know. They were kind of the egg girls for a minute. I'm glad that I missed out. Because they're so cute. I love their outfit. It's so crazy how the. Y2K baby. Because girls who've been wearing these outfits today and be looking fierce. Yeah. They were giving power puff girls. They're giving everything. Yeah, I guess you are a little younger. I guess because. I guess I was pretty young too when they came out. But I forget you're even younger. Anyways, what an intro. So much, she's not well actually. I don't know if there's any hot topics, but I've got a lot to talk about. I'm sure you have a lot to talk about. The gift of gab. We always gab on over here at the Just Trish podcast you guys. My book is out. Crying on the floor. A memoir. Wow. What did I say? You said my book is out. Well, for pre-order. Do you want an advanced copy? I just told today by the publishers that certain book talkers or booktubers get advanced copies for summer. Oh my god. Like an arc and advanced readers copy. I would love one. Yeah, that one is. Yeah. And then they like people who leave reviews on good reads. Oh, let me activate my good reads. I haven't been on there in a minute, but she'll be active in that. Okay. Because I was like, how does it not leak? Ooh. She's like, well, there are people we trust against the publisher. I guess they like work with them. And if you they break the trust, then I guess like, they don't get copies anymore. Tea. That is interesting though. Because like for shows and movies, like they're watermarked. But like, you can't watermark every page on a book. So yeah, I guess it's just line of trust. Yeah. I think there's like a rollout where it's like 20 people get in the summer and 20 people get in the book. Oh, tea. A little tease to be like, hey, this is what is in the book. It's not out. It's pre-order. Pre-order the book today, wherever books are sold. Well, for the majority. Oscar Gracie has Oscar Gracie vlogs. Soon. Coming in the near future. Yes, very near. Well, there's old vlogs. Go watch those. Yeah, yeah. He just bought a house. Could he use the views? Right? Oh no. Always. No, same. Go to our Patreon too. Patreon.com/JustTresh. Because Oscar and I are going to do a dance class this week. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Everything's booked. Cedric was stoked. It's going to be still fun. We're going to go to his studio. So it's going to be an out of the house Patreon. It's also kind of workout. It's maybe Katzai. Me just doing the dance. I hope we can do it. And actually, you were right. We want to finally be relevant. Because I think we did the touch dance like five months after the song came out. Yes. So it'll be nice to be somewhere with that. Is this current? It came out like two weeks ago. Perfect. Yeah. It does look so complicated. It's so hard. But I have faith in us. Yeah. So this is your own dancing with the stars you're making? Yes, we are. That's right. With Cedric. No. That's the professional. We're doing dancing with the stars for Cedric for a while. Basically that. So what we're doing. So if you guys want to see that and the dance video go to our Patreon and we did a react video this weekend. There's just so many good things over there. And then go over to Moses at Moses cooking videos. You know, he's just cooking up a storm over there. And I appreciate it. I love it. People are loving it. People are cooking. Yeah. With Moses. With Cedric. If you want to do some soup, if you're feeling under the water, this will make you healthy. Or just, you love soup just because sometimes too. I make it once a week no matter what, yeah. I love soup. I do love it. What's your favorite soup? Moses. You know, he just puts a little bit of everything in there. A little bit of chicken. What's your favorite part about the soup? Oh, I love how warm it is. I'll make sweet and tummy nice and warm and coated and full and full. Do you get full? People say they're like, I'm so full after soup. Okay. That's what's always funny. You know, I think it's like soup is just drinking water. Mine is like potato, isn't it? Well, yours is crazy. It's heavy. Like there's stuff in it. Well, because like at brands, you can see it's pretty light. Yours is like a full Thanksgiving dinner in there. It's like the chicken bone and the like giant chunky appetite. I'm like, that's not really a soup. That's kind of just things in broth. But I guess that's why. Yeah, I'm not. I love it. Anyways, and then we did my book and also a little bit of sound. Who's book good news? You guys are okay. So my Netflix is a joke. And my name, my name is Sean Indio. Had to be canceled. I booked those shows last year. And good news. Is there something you're like exciting happening that week? It's also the week of my birthday. So my birthday kind of got canceled and moved around. Mother's Day is getting moved around and everything. But it's all good stuff. And you will see why very soon. But I am really, really, really sad. I was really excited to perform. But there will be full refunds available. I will still be in London May 24th. So, you know, if you can just pop over across the pond, you can come see me there. And there will be a book tour. There will be a book tour. So that's my whole falls dedicated to this. I'm doing that. And maybe I'll sing at my book tour. Or maybe I'll just sign books. I don't know. But I am sorry to disappoint. And I just wanted to make sure that you guys knew and heard it here. From me and then you get a full refund and all that stuff. But like I said, it's a good thing. It was a scheduling complex, which is like, you know, maybe sad, but there'll be more shows. I do too many shows. I think last year or two, you're like too many. But that's okay. I'll be back. And I love performing. I saw Lily Allen this weekend. And I was like, you know what? You had a lot of side quests this weekend. You know, so much popped up. I was like, what is going on in the Trish Cinematic Universe? I don't know. This month of April was us going out. We did four nights. And they were always back to back. It like hacks in your four year were back to back. And Lily Allen and dancing starts to back to back. We were definitely, I feel like, okay. And my energy feels a little low. I feel like maybe I just went out too much. I think it's like, I don't drink. But it feels like I did. You know what I mean? What is that called? Like when you're like, drank too much. I was like, oh, hang over. Yeah, I think I'm in that hotel. But the thing is that no matter what we do, we wake up at 5 a.m. Yeah. No matter what we do. Because that's how our life is here. So instead of going to bed at 8 p.m. we're just going out at that time. So that's why we were just going out at 8. It was worth it. It was so much fun. But I'm not worth feeling it today on this Monday. We film on Monday. And you guys see it on Tuesday. I feel great though. I feel great. I was having the best time ever. And yeah, I watched Lily Allen, which we, she was on a topic. She was on topic on here. She performed her whole new album. And it was so good. I made me want to perform again. She's so good. She's singing live. She doesn't even talk. She just sings the whole time, which is kind of everything. She's like in her lingerie. Just telling the story of how David Harbor is like a piece and I love it. She just goes in the whole hour. It's just like also love a short and sweet. The I was on article. I think it was like variety. Or one of those big publications didn't article about how like under an hour shows are the new like chic thing. Because you know, some people will like complain or whatever. Like they're like, no, no, no. Like this is like the in and out of it all. There's no intermission. There's no holding the bathroom. Like it's just, you know, you get a cute show and you're out. And it's kind of wonderful actually. And hers was 55 minutes. She did her whole album. It was amazing. We got all the team. It was a really good show. Like the music was amazing. The singing, the set, everything about it. She was really good. And she performed. I guess you believe it. Palace was so good. Do you ever heard it? Yes, of course. She passed. She passed. I thought it was your dojo dojo. I was that one. I still like that. I'm the your monogamami. I'm just trying to be open she was like just so good. I was like, you know what? I feel it's and then we had to go we're obviously like we're hang out and we're dressing like do you want to come backstage before we're like sure, didn't know we're gonna be like hang out in her actual dressing room with her glam like yeah like her personal one with a couch. I was like I was just like us just me and Moses with her glam and you know um like yeah like her resistance and stuff like that and she was just chill she just came over and then she thanks for me my Madeline she's like she was just so real she's like anyway that's the Madeline she was like love it I just like loved everything about her she was cool she was gorge she had this beautiful like trashy lingerie like robe on and stuff and that was even her performance out but she was just gorge I will forever see on the Leon and I got to be Madeline which was very exciting and when I left the show I was like oh my god Madeline like everyone like you know if they didn't know me they were like gagged that I was the Madeline so thanks so much for having me girl that was really exciting I really haven't been to a concert where they were talking about it as like like a concert not a Vegas show because I think Vegas shows are a little different like a concert someone clock me but I really think like I Ben Platt was that the last one okay before that I want to say like 10 years before that right Ben Platt you're right okay I do go to a concert Ben Platt is definitely a concert right I think before that honestly I don't know maybe 20 years I'm not kidding yeah cuz as a Trish Dorian I think your Vegas ones pop up like break me and stuff besides those yeah a concert yeah Broadway sure but like a concert concert it was so fun and all her like all her fans are just all my people they're like millennial gays and I just loved it so much like everyone I think we cross over cross pollinate audiences cuz there was like everyone there well also yeah I didn't know everyone there Bo and Yang texted me most like one text to you and he's like Matt Align he was like behind us him and that Rodgers I didn't see Matt but Coco moco told me she saw Matt Rodgers there yeah his Coco moco was there and then right next to us was Terence O'Connor yeah and he's like hey I was like hey and whoever said in the middle of you and Terence was like I was in the middle of Moses and Terence O'Connor today actually it's Trisha and Terence but technically she was in the middle with you but saw my yeah saw one of my collaborators on the book that was so random like just the most random people who came to our Greek show that came to the Greek people who are a fan of the patreon or members of the patreon he had it pulled up he's like I love that like he's like look and I was like love that he said he was a fan of Moses's cooking videos love that like my touring agents from CA were there they had no connection to Lily Allen and they were just in the lobby and it was like my really close one Ryan and Emily and I was just like hey so it was just a night Emily from CA was also at dancing with the stars just randomly she was just like also I saw you at dance with the stars I was like okay so that was amazing Tommy Dwarf introduced me to Lily Allen Tommy was like love her she's like Lily Allen once your phone number and I was like I got period I felt like it was very like Justin Bieber won less only girl but cooler I felt very bad yeah which is so right yeah for the people who don't know she picks one each show some people Lisa Rena was at the second night and some people were like such a distraction taking away from Lily like no like you're supposed to stand up that's the guy and she said that too because I asked her before I was like okay do you want me because I've seen some people like stay in the chair some people say no get up she's only if you want but she goes yeah get up so I was like okay so you just don't know how to play it right because like obviously it's like the affair partner so I'm like okay it might supposed to be like acting I don't know it was it was it was so much fun I felt very very cool first I think the first time that's ever happened I was like picked out of the crowd it felt very like uh what pad is that right it's gonna give me my wife yeah what pad I think it's you are very Billie Eilish at Bieber Chella yeah exactly oh I felt so cool I was like no one can tell me anything everyone was texting me from all oh Totsyana which is Katy Perry stylists who style me for polyester she was there everybody was there a Jared had a friend that was front row who took a I had all angles everyone was giving me all the angles it was so fun it was such a gag that was a fun and it was like nine o'clock at like the orpheum it was wonderful that was so much fun and then um then we went to dancing with the stars to or do you know the tour yes that's so cool it's so cool it's like production like it looks like it's at the Adobe theater at the Oscar stage like there was just like fancy graphics and sets and everything like everyone is changing costumes every out like every minute basically every number it was so cool and we went I was as we're inviting me to go as we're did say he wanted to pull me on stage but he did not tell me I was dancing so that was improv oh my god I thought it was like rehearse no but he has rehearsed with other people like when he's pulled people on stage which I saw after I should have looked before there was like a person like a uh what professional cheerleader that he did like a whole like tango with and stuff so that I think he's practiced with people where we didn't tell me and then even intermission he comes to the lounge in his costume he was like hey you ready and I was like oh what am I doing it's better if you don't know no it's better if I do now because I was so oh my god I was oh my god I really just like I almost like all the noise disappears when I go on stage like it's almost like I don't know what it is like I didn't hear if anyone cheered for me I didn't hear anything it just sounds like silence yeah it's so weird I literally like what did I just do I literally come back to Moses I'm like was that bad no the crowd was going crazy because it's like this is it's a very unique crowd the crowd of like reality TV shows they're excited they're fans they're so like it's the nicest people and they were excited and yeah I think like she doesn't remember anything she did on stage I was showing her I luckily I filmed the whole thing I was like I love when you did that thing it's just like when what did I do I was like oh no someone's like this is the lazy you were shaking the butt I was like oh my god like it was I don't know I was very I love you got pirouette into a back band did I do a little pirouette I don't even know that drop like you imagine I don't think I did did I know did I go down I feel like we should just make things up since you don't know oh my god so mean like she has no memory let's just lie there you could honestly I wouldn't know I was I thought they were bringing like multiple people up and I thought Ezra would like I was his pick or whatever but like I was like I was like the only one up there then I got really nervous because then all of them were there and I was just like oh my god this is so nerve-wracking and then I again I like made the noise came out and then the first question I got wrong I was like oh my gosh I need to focus more so um it was great uh I would love to be on would love to be on I'm just gonna say I feel like before I'm like I don't know I just I don't think I would do it but I would do it I want to do it I want to do it even the most of the show when we were leaving oh Afonzo Arbara always does see him too because you're like walking out he walks past us and I was like thank you and then he turned around he's like what did he told you he's like I hope to see you next season oh that's me Brandon Armstrong and Brilee Armstrong I was like waiting for the bathroom and Brilee comes up and says I love you and I was like oh my god I love you because I recognize her right away from the TikTok so she's like number one supportive dance wife and she dances with him and they're so cute and Brandon just like recently heard it's time he came up to and introduced himself like it was just because I'm super shy I'm a wallflower I will be like let me go to the bathroom and just stand in the line like I'm very that like I I don't know I get really really shy but everyone was very nice um glad was back there that was the his girlfriend is the one I was talking to that new Lena the plug with all the the makeup artist stuff that that was cool so it was really cool and everyone said the same at backstage like I hope to see you this season so you know she said that was your audition so I was like okay I hope not they're like absolutely not from that um I really want to I've always wanted to I thought like that was obvious but I think some people like I think it was Brilee who was like would you really though and I was like but like what do you mean and like of course it's like the biggest show in the world like that's all I wanted to do but um yeah I want to you know what love I'd go on the full tour they did 80 shows since January that's crazy they're lifting more so they rotate the hundreds the celebs um I'll do all 80 shows I will do it I don't know physically if I could because even Brandon was like after 80 shows like he literally just like fell yeah well that's such high energy I mean they're dancing in a way that it's not like calm the whole the whole time they're like it's crazy it's insane the intensity of the dancers and what they do it's it's kind of like olympics of dance yeah what they do yeah a thousand percent the two hour show and they're just dancing non stop it was actually so beautiful and so wonderful that was a really that was a really cool show they sold out two nights at doby theater um I'm only on two she's I think she's going to start I think she's going to do like a arena tour or something like that because I think they always like come start off at like more like intimate shows and then I think they end up doing like yeah big arena because like her fans too Lily Allen's and oh my gosh every single word and it's a new album it came out like last year yeah every single word everyone is seeing so loud too standing ovation right when she walked out it's cool to see the scene I'm dancing with the stars fandom was so crazy just people insane they love robber when they do oh my god I don't know if I've ever been like so deafening by that that was crazy national treasure it is why like just being on stage and I was like I mean it was like shaking it was so that was crazy right like any anyways I love it I love fandoms I love people who just and also love I do love shows I will say I do love shows which is why I was like sad I don't want I can't do my India one because I do love shows because it is just like this escape you know for everyone to just go like the world can just like suck sometimes and then you just go to the show and it doesn't suck anymore and it doesn't suck after either because you're like whatever I just have like the best time ever who cares about anything else you know and it's it is magical I should go to more shows I really should go to more shows um and they're all doing a great service it was so good everything was so good I had so much fun I am tired but I'm you know invite me to your next show that's all right right now I'm sorry I'm thinking where are you at I would love, honestly, I like what people do fan interaction. I guess Zara Larsen does that too, it should bring some fan up on stage. - Yeah, it's just a less life damage. - Do they like a DMR and be like, "Hey, girl." - Oh my god, I would actually live for you to be the less life girl, or non-binary or person, 'cause it also boys do it. So I should say that. - I do love that. - Yeah, 'cause I guess Lila Allen does like, sometimes if they know someone's in there, but also she just picks random people, sometimes to spotlight, which I think is kind of cool. - I actually wonder how they pick for Zara, because everyone who comes up, like does know the dance, and sometimes it's like a little kid. It's like a little, I guess they're just on TikTok a lot, so that kinda makes sense, but sometimes they gag Zara with like how good they're doing. - Oh, so they must free? - Maybe they ask, like, "Oh, do you know the dance? You wanna do it?" They must come into the show. - Like when you're, usually at concerts when they have something like that, it's like in the lobby, or like when you're at your seat. Like they usually go to someone who's like very excited in their seat, like before the show comes on. Like when they're just playing music, that's normally when-- - They ask if you wanna come on stage. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's pretty cool. I don't know how many people do it anymore. Like, just to be able to do it with the badge, it was kinda cool. That was like, that's kinda how they do it. - Who would you wanna go on stage with if you could pick one? - Oh my God. I would really wanna go on stage with Adela, and do, she has this dance that's going viral on TikTok right now from her new song, and she's a palarina, though, so it's like, really intense choreo, but it looks so cool. And I feel like if I practiced like a couple of weeks, I could nail it. 'Cause she's coming in like two weeks with Demi Lovato. She'll be in Anaheim. So I have a look at that. - And when she's coming here two weeks, is that the photo? Okay, yeah, it's a bright, Demi Anaheim Lovato. Gonna be here. - Oh my God, yeah, okay, is it a TikTok dance, or is it like a full dance she does that you like? - She does it in the music video. Like it's a full dance, but like there's one move in particular, like during, I guess it's like the bridge, where it like, I don't even know how to describe it. I'll have Demi just put it 'cause I can't even really do it. But like she does this crazy thing with like her knees and her toes are pointed, and then the real dancers on TikTok, not like, you know, the, like a Charlie Demilia moment. Like it's like the real dancers. - Oh my God, my Charlie is good. - She is pretty good, but I'm saying like the train by a professional choreographer. - Okay, got it, yeah, all right. - Not like influencers who dance, if that makes sense. - Right, right, right, got you. - Are the ones that are doing it, and they look so good, but I'll throw my hat, I'll be the Charlie Demilia of the KGB dance. - Okay, we could try it on Wednesday. - We can try it too, yeah. - It looks physically hard, but I think we could do it if we really set up minds and bodies to it, I guess. - Well, I throw out my back. I throw out my back Saturday morning at the park, like every time we go out, which we, again, we were going out way more this month. It's so crazy, like before we had kids. When I was in my 20s, I never went out this much. I think I probably went out four times a year when I was in my 20s. Like, it is crazy to go out four times, but like in the mornings, we always do like so much with the kids. And so we go to like these crazy parks or whatever. And like, I was trying to like help Elvis. She got like, nah, it sounds bad if I'm stuck in the middle of the bridge, but it's like a kid's bridge. And she was like, and I was right there behind her, but then she got, she didn't want to move more. So I was like, I just literally went down to like walk her. Have you ever thrown out your back? - Yes, yes. - Like, I never have. Like, I have like, I've had like back pain, but like doing Pilates, my back has become so strong. Oh my god, I bent over. I literally thought, like, and not even being like, I literally thought I was like paralyzed, like I could not move. Even when I went to go sit down, I'm like, I can't feel anything. Like, I was so, I was almost gonna vomit from the nausea, my face went white. Like, I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Oh my god, that was the most painful thing. And my luckily, my sister was there. Well, Moses was there too, but obviously he was like with Aquaman, my sister kind of came to like walk her across. But like, oh my, I could not get up. And well, you came around and you're like, what happened? I'm like, I'm just like stuck. Like, I could not get up. - And she was in tears. - Oh my god. And I didn't want to cry, because I'm malbusy. So I'm like, I'm just like, it just was, I was stuck. I was stuck, that's never happened. So that was like, and what did I say? My sister's like, you're on dance with the stars. It's like, well, I assumed I was gonna dance a little. And I was like, oh no, but you know, I still, I don't know what I did. I didn't watch it really. I really didn't watch. I saw that they posted, which I love. I like to do, I like to perform. I don't like to watch myself perform. Yeah, I just think it's not my, not my thing, but then I hurt myself. What else I did? And I hurt myself again. I hurt myself again. Was it just the back? I thought I had something else. A little nausea this morning. I was a little nauseous with these fried banana donuts from Bindi Yamashiro. No. Really? It's been here for like 100 years in Hollywood. It's like on top of my magic castle and it looks over LA. Oh, is that the spot where everyone gets paparazzi in? I don't know. It's kind of like in the hill. Maybe. It's been, I guess it's like a celebrity thing. I've never been. That was our first time going. Yamashiro. Because I know, I always see these paparazzi photos of everyone. Really? And it's like on the second floor of like a parking structure that they're walking out of. Maybe. You do kind of go up. It could be that one. We got there early. You know, we love a five-club. Have you been a magic castle? No. What? I keep moving the group in LA and I haven't been any of these spots. I never been a magic castle. You never know. That's like the thing that people go to. Oh, Sushi Park is the one that everyone goes to. What's it called? Sushi Park. Where's that? We need to go there. I was like, Sushi. So I was like, join a mind. Sushi Park. Where's that? It's on Sunset in West Hollywood. But it's like on the second story of like a strip mall and it's so, it like looks so unassuming. But every celebrity is always photographed leaving there, like Kendall Jenner or Taylor Swift, like Haley Bieber. Billy. Like everyone goes there. And I don't understand why, but just the place we, okay. Next day night. Sushi Park. Because we're running out. We're like, oh my gosh. Where do we go next? Um, um, there's more sushi places on Ventura than there is in Kyoto, Japan. Ew. But we don't go to, um, Ventura. I don't know how they would. I was like, there's, there's, there's. Oh, I was like, sushi. I'm a turno fans. That's really good ones. But like Hollywood. Like he said, like Sushi Park. Yeah. I'm just saying we're, we'll never run out of. Sushi Park. Ventura was a crazy one. Sushi. Ventura is like getting sushi at Rouse, which we love Rouse, but getting sushi at their dialogue. That's, that's some new good spots. Hmm. I don't know about that, but we did eat good, but I had these fried like donut things and I, like, should have stopped it too. And I just like kept eating. Oh, he brought out a dessert boat. That's what it happened. So I was just ordering the banana donuts, which are like three little fried donuts, and one of Britney Spears's original dancers, TGS, who knows who I love so much was working there. He's like, he's like the original Britney dancer. He was blonde. He's behind her and baby one more time. He's her partner. And sometimes he toured with her. And he's in every single Britney video from like 1995 to like 2005, and he knows Jeremy and he that came over and was like, this is a drink from me and Jeremy. And I was like, oh my gosh. And then he does like management now or stuff too. But then I ordered the desserts and then I kind of heard him ask our waiter like, oh, did they order desserts? They came out with a giant sushi boat with sparklers and it had every dessert. Wow. It had s'mores. I know. I know. This is the part I care about. Right? You know? This is what I got really excited about. I was like, I would be good. So with the first sparklers, it looked like a Titanic. It was like, why? It was, I was like, I was supposed to take the video, take a picture like I just, I was, it was, I was, it was, it was, everything was good. Everything was good. I just ate so many desserts. And I think that's honestly why I feel like I've been doing like no sweets lately. I've been very proud of myself, which is like really weird. Okay, trigger warning or like just go ahead. I just, I want to talk about body just real quick because it's like a body image thing, which is like so crazy. Maybe you can relate. Um, I've been like so good because I haven't tried to cut out like sweets. I like whatever. And like do smaller portions cut out sweets. I've been like really working hard, like walking and pilates. Like I've really been trying to do like exercise. So I was like, okay, when I gave birth to Aquaman, I was to 65, which is my heaviest. Then when I really started to like, okay, I'm going to like lock in and do no sweets. I was at 244 and then yes, you have to 26 and I was like, oh my god. Like, and that was like within like two months or whatever. Like that. And I was like, so excited. But like weirdly, and you see, you know, when I first sat down, I was in my denim skirt and I switched into this like weirdly, like the scale, the number on the scale has gone down significantly, but I still feel humongous. Like when I sat down, I was like, oh my god, my belly is bigger than ever. Meanwhile, when I was 265 and working like low cut, everything, just like it's like such a weird thing. Like you lose weight, but actually feel fatter. Oh, 100%. Have you felt it? Yeah. Even when I was like, super like skinny looking back, I'm like, I was way too skinny, but I always thought it was biggest of house. Even when you were like, you're tiniest, uh-huh, uh-huh, I mean, it's a weird, it's one thing to be like, okay, you still feel like insecure. So nothing to like, I actually feel humongous, even though I'm like 20 pounds lighter than I was two months ago when I just stopped sugar. Like it's like so weird. I know. I don't really get it. Cause I've been in my 220 since, uh, I think before Malbo, I think it's 222 before I got pregnant with Malbo. So like, I was like, this is one of my smallest, but it feels, uh, very weird. And then I did have the sweet last night, and it really, it is weird how you don't have them. And now my tummy is just like, whoa, today has kind of crazy, I think your body gets used to not having, like, processing sugar. Sugar is in it. It's big shins. It's like, we know what else? Fried food. I don't really eat fried food that much anymore. Like, really not. I, I don't know. Like, I just don't eat it. Like, but truffle fries, both times we went to crags and truffle fries when we went to here. Oh my god. Like, my time. I think that, I mean, it's an oil. So I think that oil is just something about it. It's so good. Like, I know, I like would tell you like, don't let me get those again, but you know, I'm going to be like, get me those truffle fries. So that was, you know, our weekend. - Then I'm casual today because I had to switch out of my denim skirt, but yeah, me and Oscar are gonna dance this week at this week. And our commercial shirt tomorrow. - Oh my gosh, they're very excited. - Did they send you the script? - I haven't checked my email today. - Okay. (laughs) - What happened? - How was that loud? (laughs) - Maybe they did this morning. I didn't check today. Not over the weekend. - They emailed you, they've been in contact with you. - Yes, yes, yes. - I did paperwork and stuff, but. - Oh. - Yes. - Wow, this is very exciting. They wrote a pretty big part for you. I feel like originally it's like, Oscar, well, I won't say what the action is, but it was originally like, you know, I don't know, I just thought I was like a little cameo, but we're full on co-starring together. - Wow. - And I love it. I think it's gonna be, did you get it? - I'm looking through a deck right now. Oh, oh, so it's in there. Yeah, it's in the deck. - Oh, okay, oh my gosh. - I love your lines. It's so you, the person who wrote it watches the podcast all the time. It's a lot of mama gagging. (laughs) (laughs) - Oh, I would love it. (laughs) Oh my God. This is like a little, this is kind of spooky 'cause it is exactly how I speak. - I know, when we're going over, I was like, okay, so that's my favorite. - If I'm not, if I'm not, the author is super fan, Oscar is super fan. - Oh my God, this is sending me. - It's so funny. It's so funny. It'll be out like really soon too. - Oh my God. - I am so excited to do it with you. I just think that's so fun. I was like, wait, I love this. - That is so funny. - Yeah, it's cute. It's like a cute little short thing, but I think it's gonna be so much fun. - Oh, I live. Okay, oh, I'm so excited. - Yeah, we're shooting at like, this little like a mansion stuff. It's gonna be like a vibe. - Oh, I'm so excited. - But it's cute, it's really cute. I'm really excited for it. Do that tomorrow and plans over there for tomorrow, you? - Oh yeah, tomorrow's a big day, but that's something I can disclose. - Oh, why not? Oh, okay, I don't even know what you're doing. So I don't know, do I know? - We talked about it. - Oh, okay. Sounds fun to me. - It's something by the water. - Love, love, love. - My commercial debut. - It's very exciting, I'm so excited. - Yeah, once you gave me that news, I did immediately go and I was like, "Okay, this is a sign to get a fish tank." So I didn't do that. - Did you? - Yeah. - Yay. - I'm so excited, but yeah, I was moving in this weekend, so I feel very out of the loop. Like, I was really offline until I was preparing hot topics. And I was like, "Well, you miss a lot "when you are like living life, you know?" - That's crazy. - 'Cause there's something beautiful about that too. As much as we love being constantly online, it's like a literally our job. But I do love, again, like touching grass and being like, "Wait, there's just like a world out here." - Right. - Like a world that is just like, doesn't give an f about any drama you're going through anything that they're just like, "Where did you get a bite?" - It's so funny because it's like when we're so in it and I'm so on it, and I talk about things, assuming that everyone I've seen it, 'cause it's like all I see, and people don't have an idea. I was like, "How did you miss that?" Like, "How did you miss this story? "How did you miss this engage?" "I mean, how did you miss this fuel?" - Yeah. - And then, wow, three days of just being unreachable off the grid. - I love it. - On the grid, technically. But, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Offline. - Yeah. - No, it's like the reality, I check too. Like my sister, she'll like, "I never even heard of that." I'm like, "What do you mean?" That's all it's, MJ Gray is getting married and she said she wasn't going to. And she's like, "What are you talking about?" People, yeah, sometimes it is good to just log off and you are moving, you're moved completely. - Girl, it's gonna be a minute. It's gonna be a minute before everything is warmed up. Don't hold your breath for the housewarming. And maybe June, maybe a Pride month housewarming. - The housewarming is coming. I talked to Daryl and it's on its way. I'm like, "Don't let Oscar get this." - What is it? - I can't tell you, I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I think it's a really good one. And I'm like, I had a feeling I was like, I feel like the housewarming is like, never, all of us, it never happens. I'm like, it might never happen. - Okay, next month, next month. - Yeah, so it's like, it's just gonna give that. - Yeah, but then when you say things, I'm like, okay, let me make a note and let me, 'cause it's so hard to like get things people like. So we do have one coming your way. Shout out to Daryl and he was like, the real one right there. - He is pretty bad at keeping secrets too, so the fact that he's been able to do it. - Yeah, wow, I know, I am too. We just be like, to give you hints, but it's gonna be cool. But I thought about the fish tank, but I don't know if he knew the details on how to get that. - I don't know how you would even go about doing it, 'cause it's kind of an insane pro. You have to be kind of in the know. It's like, if you know, you know kind of thing, what you mean and what it is and how to get it. It was such a process of even getting it into my house. - It's there. - It is there, it's empty. It's gonna be empty for us. What I'm saying, the house one is gonna be, I got a fish in there before it was house one. - Your little sneak peek you shot on Instagram with the white couch and the white tape. I was like, boo, fancy. - Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted. Thank you, the outlet stores. - CB2. - CB2. - The CB2 clearance section. - Which I actually heard, yes. The makeup team was actually saying, 'cause CB2 is actually like kind of bougie. It's like bougie, actually. - CB2 is bougie. - Yeah. - But it was the clearance section plus, you gotta remember the 30% off with the employees. - Right. - Just set up derions. - Was that the- - Lovely work, but. - Is that the couch that you want, the one you showed on your Instagram? Is that the one you cover that you don't let deri eat on? - No, that one is in our entertainment room. - Now you have two couches you can't eat on, 'cause that's white. - Actually, that one he won't even sit on, but that's actually his, his choice. - What do you mean he won't sit on? - Like when we're in the living room, he sits on the floor and I sit in our new accent chair, but he's scared to sit on it 'cause it is white, so he'll sit on the floor. - I've never heard of this. You bought a couch and you had to sit on it. - Yeah, it's like in magazine house. - Yeah, I said it's kind of like that. - Except you live there. - I know a lot of people in New York that have this amazing lofts and every room is designed, like by a designer, and nobody touches anything. It looks the way it looks in the magazine, and nobody seats there ever, ever, ever. - Yup. - Like this room is usually a cozy room, that's where everyone just latches, watch a TV, eat all that stuff, and there's the pretty rooms that are just a static. - But why, tell me why? - Because it's so gorgeous and furniture's expensive, even though I got it cheap. - But like someone comes over and I'm like, "Oh my God, love this room, let's have a seat." And you're like, "No, just look." - People will be able to sit there, but I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on them. Like you can't have that kind of thing food there. Like no food. - You can't be serving food. - What? - Uh-huh. It's not that kind of home. This is a classy home. Either shoes off or you've got to have the little, you know, booty hovers, the little booty clothes. - Oh, thousand percent shoes off. - If you, I gotta check what you're wearing before you sit down there, like you have to, you know, make sure, no tanner, no lotion, make sure the denim is the good quality that's not gonna transfer the blue jeans. - Yeah, a blue jeans, a blue jeans. - This will leave marks on the white. - Exactly, yup. - Fabricant. - Nothing's gonna pass me. Nothing's gonna pass me. I know Darian got upset. One of the cats went and stepped on it. And her little paw print was on there. He was very upset. I know. - So at this point, it's tarnished, just sending it. - No, 'cause we got it upholstery clean. Mind you, I got out the outlet store heavily discounted because I think some kids were running on it 'cause they had little footprints on it, like little raccoons, but like little baby footprints. So it's kind of dirty, but it was so cheap because it was dirty. And like some of 'em returned it. - Okay. - And it was even more discounted because no one was buying it 'cause the people looked at it. I was kind of dirty, and they were like, I think we can just get it upholstery clean. And like, it would be brand new. So it was so cheap. But now it looks gorgeous and sparkly and not that. - It is gorgeous, it looks brand new like fancy. - I do feel like, I love that it's like bougie on a budget 'cause it appears bougie, but everything was so heavily discounted. But it's just, I was like, - No, but you did the work, but I told everybody. - Yeah. - You did the work to get it. So that's where the value is. - Yeah. - Very nice. - It's not that you, you know, you did the work going forward that. - Yeah. I'm more proud because I did, I hunted it down, you know what I mean? - No, that's a talent. I can never do that. So it finds out that it's such a talent. We're discount people for sure. We do Bob's furniture and Will and Hel's. - Love, yeah. - We love Jerome's and Torrance. Love, that's where I got my, I had a big couch on the beach. The one where I had that really big couch. And there was like a table. I remember ashamed of like you need this couch. You need this table. And I was like, yes, it was Jerome's and Torrance. We love a living spaces. Love a living spaces. And I think our couch up there is reads, which is honestly the best. I was like, this couch is so comfortable. Obviously, Moses signs furniture, but it's, you know, he has high-end people. And the couch is great. But now we have milk stains all over the couch. And I'm like, we had a crane lift that into our house. How do we clean it? How do we crane lift it out? - Well, it's the cushions. The cushions are easy to. - We love that couch. That's like my favorite couch ever. Obviously out of four kids. But yeah, if you are going to have kids, don't have nice things because there will be pen everywhere. My pink couch that I've had for so long that time you've ever had a Sharpie, bougie couch has milk stains, like hidden milk stains too. We're like, 'cause we're good, we clean it up, but like, where does milk stain come from? Pen, just, you know, and we watch. We watch like a hawk. I just see, you know. - No, just take a, if you have kids, you know that at some point you'll get new furniture and paint to the house because there's no other way. - That's fine. - Yeah, I'm just saying, go to discount furniture or CB2. - Well, the player in section is CB2. And get a job there first before, 'cause that's my advice. Yeah, you got to get the employee discount. - Or date an employee supposed to. - There you that, yeah. - Take it in that discount. - Just for the discount. Actually, when he was looking for like a retail job when he was in school, I was like, I specifically was telling him to apply to places where I could use the discount. It was, I was very strategic. I was like, I'm very barrel. - Okay. It's always expensive, but it's in places. - Yes, exactly. - I love that. I love that. - It's very strategic. - It's hard. - I was thinking long-term, you know? - Yeah, that's what you got to plant the seeds. - Yeah, so people in dating profiles should put working at and get you to discount. - That's an idea. They should do like a dating profile based on like your job. - What discount you can get. - People want to know what you're doing anyways, like people always like, what do you do for work? Just put that in the profile. - Yeah, get right to it. - 'Cause some people would be like, oh, I really want a construction man. Like maybe they like whatever you're into, you put that down. It's a good idea. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But I'm lost. My energy is also all over the place 'cause it's been like just non-stop. - Nostalgia. - Nostalgia. - Oh, organizing. Not knowing where my socks are, not knowing where, you know, hair supplies. Like everything is everywhere, all that one. So it's been a little nuts. - It's been a little nuts. - Yeah. - That was good. That's good. So we're on the same month. - We're on the same wavelength. - I know. I really feel great. I feel like my energy doesn't reflect. I feel like amazing. But I feel like my tiredness to go over. But you guys were moving overnight. You said too. - Yeah, our Saturday and Movers were late. So we started at like 6 p.m. And we've also been like slowly doing things like the past few days. So it was already like so many days of it. But Saturday was like the move with like the actual moves and the truck and everything. But our Movers were late. They didn't come to like 6 p.m. So we didn't finish until like one or two a.m. And with like animals, it's very stressful, like fish and the cats and stuff. So I was going through it. Also neurodiversion, people make some noise. Having OCD and moving. I forgot how horrific it is. - We why? - Because I am so like, it's not like a neat thing. It's like everything in my mind has a place. Like literally every little like drink it. I'm like, that's the spot for it. So when something is out of its spot, it's all I think about. And we were living in our apartment. Things were like half packed. And I was like, everything is not in a spot. Like how can I eat it? So my mind has been unable to rest since we started packing. Because I'm constantly looking like, there's things everywhere. And it drives me crazy. - Wow. - What can you do for? I mean, this is like self, I don't know. - Stop. (laughing) - Oh my god. Nostalgic breathing techniques. Going out of the house. - It's like horses, the blind. - I know, very kind of. - He's like, just don't look, just don't look. And me, like Friday night literally, all our clothes were packed in trash bags. Like in the living room of our tiny apartment. And the cats can't even like walk around. I'm like, I have to see it. There, it's just right there. So it was a lot. But we're making progress. - Should've stayed with your parents or something to live a little worse. - Their house is kind of worse. I'm not even gonna lie. Cause they're, they're opposite of me where they just put something anywhere. Like if it fits in a drawer, they'll shove it in a drawer. I'm like, how? - See what the opposite. They say that, yeah. - Oh my god. - I feel like, man, who might be worse? - Yeah, well that's what they are saying. Like an opposite of your parents. - Sigmund for life. (laughing) - You're like, let me be the opposite of this. - You've got to be the opposite of me. - That's right. - Something with the brain, something with the brain. - Something with the brain. - Relationships between kids and parents, I think. - Sigmund for life. No, I think he did the dog bell. - Oh. - Pavlov's law. - Would that be Pavlov? (laughing) - I've seen my friends in that bell. They're like, right? I don't know, anyway, it's whatever. It's Pavlov is the guy. - That's pure. - Probably, nobody knows here. Why don't they ever make movies, like biopics on philosophers? - They do. - Do they? - No. - We played Einstein. - Well, he's not a philosopher. - Walls scientists. - I'm sure there's many movies. - Is there a Galileo movie? - Yeah. - I don't think so. Who played Andrew Garfield? (laughing) - I don't think it did that copy. It's more like educational. - That's what I'm saying, like a biopic though. Like a Socrates played by like, Barry Keoghan or something, you know? Like, why don't they make those? (laughing) - There's no audience for it, okay? - Maybe. - I think it'd be hard to get funded, but. - So it made a good point about Big Bang Theory. How did Penny live in the same building by herself as who was a waitress at the cheesy factory as two physicists who had to be roommates? - See, I did see that, I think. - So what's the answer? - Didn't someone say she was like a spy or something and then she fell in love with what's his name? - She was spy on them. - Yeah. - Like, 'cause they're scientists that know like top secret information. So I saw a theory that night. She originally, her lore, someone fan theory that she was supposed to like spy and get like the classified information, but then she fell in love and the plans changed. - Did she ever relay the information? - I don't think so. - That's a good theory. That makes sense. - That makes sense, right? - I thought it's more like, they were just smart through their money and she spent all her money on rent. - Oh, okay. - 'Cause they're like, they're like very, you know, scientific, frugal with their money, calculated. - Oh, I didn't know they're frugal with their money. - And she, 'cause they have, it's that. And the same, I mean, they're very minimal. And she never had money. They always paid for her food and stuff. So, she just spend it all on rent. - Okay. - Which is very realistic. That's most people, you work, you pay rent, and you brought-- - My assumption was she's like a sugar baby. Jewels, teas, and euphoria. - But back then, like that show, yeah, I don't know. I think that sugar baby's back then. I think that's been the oldest profession. - That sounds like a Bible day, it's a problem. - Yeah. - I'm Mary Magdalene. She was definitely a sugar baby, teas. Judge for you last night. - Yes, I actually, well, I kind of fell asleep towards the end. But just because I was so tired, but we just started. My favorite trend right now that I need you to do that. At some point, with one of the dresses you have at one, like maybe one of your, like award show dresses that didn't fall through, it was-- - Family rep. - Yeah, I think that might be the look. But it's like the trend of like what I would wear to Cassie and it's wedding, and it's like the craziest outfits. - Oh, what? - I'm like upset. - I haven't seen this trend. - I saw it on Twitter, where someone had, like, card other means, MacGala look when she was dressed kind of like Willy Wonka coated. I think it was the campier, maybe. - Oh, you take someone else's luck and do it. - Yeah, but I think you have so many iconic looks and a lot of great cosplays that I have has been a lot of day, that like, I hope you should pull them out, like what I would wear to Cassie and me. - Ooh, I would say a trend. - No, no. - Because obviously like Jules's outfit was like-- - Everything. - Knots for a wedding, same with Alexa Demi too. I'm like, I love the outfit type this way. That's what, like, when you for a locks in, it has like a little event. It kind of reminds me of like the, with Sydney Alexa fighting season two, you know what I mean? Like, the Cassie modified iconic, and I don't, I didn't even watch the season. I lived, I lived. - Wait, you don't watch the previous season? - I watched one not two. - Oh, I see, skip three. Even I like, know that that was a event. Like, you know, when it's the play. - Yes, is this play about us? - Yes, like, that's a moment. - They do have the moment. - This wedding, being such a big event in the show, and it's kind of like a weird, I guess, 'cause we haven't seen them cross over to finally have the past like cross. I'm like, this is everything that we missed. Have vape girl, baby back? I'm like, yes, come on. - From what season? (laughs) Or she from the first episode, where's Baker all? - She moved. - I knew she wasn't this one. She was, I think in one and two. - Oh, okay, that's she was in this, like-- - She's like a, you know, a small supporting character, but everyone's been missing her, 'cause she's real, you know, so to have her back, I'm like, this is what-- - I saw that character on a not-loveline rerecorded that goes up next week. Tana talks about the character she auditioned for, that she, and it's already been shown also far this season, and it was like a character character. And my first thought was like, oh, it's vape girl, but it was not vape girl, but she talks about, you guess after the not-loveline, she does talk about the character she auditioned for, on you for yet, which I thought was like, so funny 'cause she already saw it, I won't spoil it, but it was, I was like, when she said the character, I was like, oh, I can see that, actually. She was, no, no, I wouldn't have been like, so bad, but I was like, I can see it for her. But vape girl would've been good, 'cause she loves to vape. - Well, vape girl. (laughs) - But she was very established. - She was very established, yes. - Wow. - They could do the ant-bib and just-- - I feel like I know who Tana could have been. - Guess, I won't say anything. - I would think be, oh my God, the Amish girl with iPhone face. I feel like that makes the most sense. - Amish girl with iPhone face. - Yeah. That's driving Rue in episode one. - Oh, I feel like the Amish girl with iPhone face makes so much sense. Anyone in the glass slipper I suppose. Yeah, literally any of the girls in the glass slipper she could have been, but I could, I would actually be so gagged if Tana Moja was playing in the Amish girl, but I just was like, so to move, they never seen the big city. She was like, that was really funny. - She's like, the face is like glowing. She's had every laser treatment injectable. - She's almost like a little bit juxtaposed. - I've never been to the big city in LA. Like, what's the lack over there Rue? What's the lack of using the iPhones and the TikTok? - Like, I would live to see Tana Moja play like that. - That would actually be everything, yeah. I love being called Tana Moja 'cause I said, Oscar I was called Tana Marie 'cause I was about to call Tana Marie. - It's a connotation of, yeah. - Okay, okay. - He'd recommend her, he calls her by her. - Yeah, yeah. - When it's more serious. - Yes, but it's like a heart to heart, like Tana Marie, let's have a little more of that. - I see. - It's like, yeah. - It's like, yeah, see what. - 'Cause I was, I called her Tana, and then I, like, stuttered as Moja. - Moja. - I was like, what? And I was like, well, I was about to call you Tana Marie, but I don't know you like that. I know her like that. I just, she's never told me her middle name, so I don't wanna like, creep her out. (laughing) And so I was like, I was about to call you this, but I didn't, but Oscar calls you Tana Marie. - I'm like, do people know that? (laughing) - That's good. - And popcorn, even with someone I know very well, I'm very-- - That took me out, oh my god. (laughing) - Well, she wasn't vape, but I guess vape girl was around, and I also was not at any in Cassie's wedding. - I wish I was. - I wish I was too. That does look like one. I would love to be a part of. That would have been great. - Oh my god. - I missed it by a couple episodes. - That was great. T that was see I all like the gifts and moments dams that Sydney sweetie was really locked in even more haters But like damn she really locked in she was acting. I mean she is great as Cassie Yeah, yeah, that is a hell of a performance at least that's the least you could say but I do love how she just like Doesn't give a fuck about me. She's just like this is my wedding day And it was Rowan and Nate's just getting his well, we won't spoil it. I guess kids is spoiler people know I Guess so I feel like if you care you saw I don't know if you don't Are the teaser. Yeah, I think the teaser we saw but violent. Yeah, why don't I just show I mean not critiquing my show It's just a lot like see things. I'm like we can just pan away. Yeah, it's he I mean this season is like very good to it Is I think probably the most gratuitous right so far with I mean all the girls in the sex work and the drug muleing and all that like It's going there. It's really pushing the envelope Getting in every bit of trouble that could be uh-huh Possible. Yeah, even Chloe Cherry was like I don't know what is going on with like the portrayal of Cassie as like an Olaf girl Chloe Cherry didn't interview and was like I Don't know Where this coming from she didn't interview with refinery 29. She said it was crazy as To see a character like Cassie taking the route. She said like holy shit. That's what that's where we are at in society She didn't make a good point though where she talked about like some people can claim like how empowering and stuff It is and to an extent it can be but she's also like Olaf and sex work have become more normalized But it's literally literally only because of capitalism and the economy getting worse, which is kind of tea like So yeah, there obviously is element of like you're in control of like what you show and you don't show and stuff But that's the case for everybody like some people are signed to different places or you know They go to lengths that they regret later on so even people who are in like full control like It's up like yeah, I regret it this because like you think it's just glamorized so much and it's like it's like It's been forever like since I was like I had like stripper was being a stripper was glamorized. Everything's just so glamorized about money and also just Being cutesy and also, it's just yeah, and then you then you do it and then you're like a little Damn, I regret it and you see a lot of like Like adult film stars like take their own life and stuff like that because it's just like there is a lot of regret I mean, there's I've been in obviously sex work before and it's just like Yeah, I think there's I think there's a lot of I think that's the only reason I'm still in therapy is because of sex work Everything else I'm like pretty much healed from which is like crazy, but that one is like damn I don't know and not everyone feels that way People who are totally fine with it forever But you know what I we met some off-girls yesterday and I was like you think they're loving the best life They're happy and I was like honestly if you love it like get the bag, you know And then another plotline that got criticism from the latest episode was jewels in her sugar daddy Which it did take a weird turn with it took a weird turn yes with her sugar daddy being a plastic surgeon named Ellis Yeah, and he makes comments about how much he loves her appearance and that she didn't really go through puberty because her transition and she Serran wraps her to resemble mummification Which is not you know, I didn't get the gag. Yeah, like he was trying to mummify her Yeah, I was like I especially with like the comments of like he loves that her body was like preserved pre Pre-pre-besen because of her transition Gracie and like why is this he's not I didn't know the thing. I didn't know I was like I didn't know was the thing The new thing every Sunday cuz I haven't heard of any of this stuff. It's nuts Sam was like this is all who sleep based on my life. Thank you for you know like is this I know But he's like, oh it was based on my okay, so when he said that's a respected and then I was like Who been mummified that you know like that's it's not oh my gosh This season is yeah wild, but that's it's so pretty them She's like everything is like acting so good body so tea and just like and the way her ways the season No, she's stunning even like in person like I guess we talked about that already, but like cut it in person like I guess people are stars are stars for a reason. You're just like wow like just like it just doesn't look real Yeah, I don't know people like look so even dance with stars. Yeah, cut. They don't have really beautiful people I was saying I'm like cute and then you like see someone who's like perfect and you're like, oh damn Yeah, like there's I have a lot. I have a lot of flaws. How do they ask so I see my dancers? I like the cut the armpits so closely shaved. I can shave my armpits and like literally they're still stubble and I get a brand new razor I don't understand. You think it laser I tried laser and it doesn't do it. Oh, I guess you good wax, but like you're waxing every day like I liked the choreographed dance scene I like that and they're wedding I didn't realize Miss Sydney was like what Vanessa Agents is to coach. I think Sydney is a stage coach. She's a little Miss stage coach She was living like I had no idea. She really loves the honky talk. I guess I should have known I should have known she was about like why do why because she's like she likes to work on cars and with her family The real city swing your Cassie Sydney Sweeney. She loves to work on cars. She restores old cars like that's her hobby. Wait, how do people know this? She had an Instagram account where she restored her old cars Okay, I love that Okay, I'm gonna start doing something like that like I love buttons. You've done that before. All right. What have I done? I'm Trish Talks. Okay. Well, that's right. Insert my underneath the hood. Do you have the $5.25 sense? Wait, you were working on my car. Yeah, just holding her up now. Oh heck no. Look how you messed up your ankles. You probably messed up my car too. Oh, well, it's just an oil change. So that'd be a $1.25. Okay, I love that for her. It was kind of fierce and then She was there. She had an activation with her lingerie brand siren spelled S-Y-R-N which gets me every single time. Whenever I read it I put in my head read it as serm. And then I remember it's siren siren. Yeah, and then also American Eagle was just across the across the line. Yeah, with She's doing it all over the house. Yeah, and she was doing panty drops every day where if you come to the siren booth I'm gonna be throwing panties out so y'all can come get your panties. I love that. That's kind of funny to me. She's you know, she's all in The gas for it. She is like, but I like people like that who just like keep it moving. At least you can never clog the Girl for not being her true authentic. Yeah, I give her something. There's no reflection or apology, which I mean, I don't know. Maybe good. What you did end up doing apology when the house made came out. Oh, why? What you apologize for that? Um, not for the house made, but for the man who can Eagle add like three months later. What she say? I forgot what her initial statement was, but she didn't mean to Oh, I'll perpetuate any heat or something. I forgot about that one. Yeah, I thought it was the bath water. We didn't like Oh, yeah, but that one was kind of like that one was to use their own Got it. Okay. Yeah, that's good then. And then she was also there with like Scooter Braun Riding his shoulders. What? What? Riding his shoulders like me. What? How did you see it? There was a TikTok. She was singing along to God this one. You know, Ella Langley. Love Ella Langley. She was singing along to some Ella Langley on Scooter Braun's shoulders. Oh, she was like sitting. You said she was writing them. Yeah, she's writing it. Riding is like sexual. I was like, how do you know she rides his shoulders? Like a bowl. She had her legs locked around. Okay. She had her cowgirl hat on. She was singing along some Ella Langley. I would love to go for it, girl. Do you know? Do you ever wonder like if someone like, like Jenna or Taga for instance, they're like, okay, you're going to be the spooky golf girl. Like do you think like, they're like, this is your, your persona. Like, you know, the agency's like, you're going to be like, they make an image is literally people's jobs. Like, okay. So it's plausible. That's her, her place. I think yeah, usually when people like, when an agency or whoever you're working with, like, they make your image, like, it does derive from like a, a genuine place. Like, I feel like Jenna or Taga really does like that stuff. But then they just like magnify amplify and make your brand. Like, there's our Larsen. No, actually, it was paint panthers that spoke about like the importance of branding. She was like, I've been making the same music, but all of a sudden, I made some like, this aesthetic, my brands, but like this Y2K kind of like more aesthetic. And then that's when people start listening. Same with like, there's our Larsen. Look at Sabrina. Like, when did she pop off? Like, when she had like her little cutesy like polypocket pinup kind of vibe. And now she's a superstar. Like, you have to have your thing was my rebrand. I wish I rebrand is. I want to rebrand. You're kind of a girl is done at all. I know. I know I've been trying to rebrand. I don't know if anything stuck yet. And T, I think the type like the job titles, they're called like image architects. I want to have a consideration with one. I don't T. I wonder how they would rebrand me. And the long road to actually, I think also considers himself like a image architect for like Zendaya. So I got him like, when does Zendaya pop off when you know her and like really collaborated and we're able to get access to different dresses and stuff and really make our things. - What's one that tries to sabotage me though? Like a microphone top model. What I thought would be great as a shanado Connor type, you know, and it's just like, all of a sudden I'm just like on SNL, like ripping up pictures of the Pope shaving my head. - So much, but it says you don't like try to like-- - Yeah, like send me in the career. - But maybe that's what people want to see. Maybe they want me to see me a little more at G. - I was gonna say, I think that would E. - Okay, I'll call one. Let me know. Anyone out there? - Image architects, let us know. - That's what they're called. - I believe so. - That's crazy. I just want to make that title up. - I know, Tee, something. - Giving life coach. - Tee, it's like, I always see like the tweets. So like I just want like a one of those gay jobs like a made up title, you know what I mean? That's like, it's such a random job and it pays well and it looks fun. - Yes. Okay, we have that Tanna up here on a dress dress soon. She was talking about like social, she was like meeting with like a social media management company. Like, you know, like people who basically like run socials for celebrity is. And I was like, did you do it with Ryan Seekers or are you applied? - I did it for Ryan Seekers, yeah. - I was like, I was an expert at this 'cause she was like, you know, for her new podcast shot (beep) she was like trying to think of like maybe getting a digital team or something. She was like, did you know? And I was like, I was gonna tell you about this but I kind of don't really get it. Like, just a team just comes up with TikToks all day. - Yeah, you ID8, so you ID8 content. - What's ID8? - I come up with ideas. But when you put it on your resume, like I'm like, my resume is like ID, IDated content for blah, blah, blah, blah, you know. Yeah, that's like a professional way. I ID8 things for you all the time. I just said, go stop her from seeing me, it's wedding. - That's true. - Go run 20 miles. It's like, I love ID8. He can sell me. - Well, she did the one you hated too where the guy pulls in the arm. You did that, yeah? - You guys say, don't do it or do it in the doing stuff. - No, but the 20 miles one got me in trouble because everyone's like, oh wow, did Trisha just come for Brooke Monk? Like I sell so many of those TikToks. Did Trisha just shade Brooke Monk? It's like, I love her. She's like, my new favorite, she's my favorite TikToker. And I was like, obviously, a fun little gag. It was not, she ran, she showed the proof. - Yeah. - You think I was actually running that? Like, obviously I was in the same bridge 20 times, you know what I mean? - It was a really long bridge. - It was not. That's a lie. There was like the shortest bridge ever. It was so short. But that's true, you are a, you are an IDator. Yeah, it can't stop me from ideating. That's for sure. Ooh, I wish I was the one who ideated Madonna's collaboration with Grindr. I thought that was fierce. - At the Abbey? - She, before the Abbey was the Grindr collab where-- - She had a Grindr collab, I'm so done. - Yes, please grind her. - I know, it was major because like Madonna, like you know, you see the grid and you see the people around you. Madonna was like, it looked like she was closest to you, like her profile. And she had a little message that would play. She said, "Hi Grindr, it's Mother. I've made an exclusive vinyl of my new album just for you. I could have dropped it anyway, but I wanted to go where the hottest action was." So I got on the grid. Are you ready for Confessions 2?" And then people were like-- - It was like smart. - The concept of having to explain to your partner that you're on Grindr for the new Madonna vinyl, which-- (laughing) - Everything, do you think she paid for that? Or they paid her? - That's a good question. - We like, I would pay to have our podcast on Grindr. - Ooh, that's a good question. I feel like they probably would pay Grindr because it is like top spot advertising, right? - No, but when the infamous U2 Apple, when they dropped their album on everyone's boat, Apple paid them a lot of money for the music. So Grindr would pay Madonna for the music to put it on their app. - That's fear. - Grindr, I'll do a whole new album for you. I am ready. I have so many gay songs. My last album was supposed to be like a gay album, and I like cut some of it like the last minute, so thought maybe it was a little too. It didn't go with like lullaby for instance, you know? Like I was like, I can't put both of these. - They had the dark attacks, you're like, "Girl, we gotta pick a name right now." (laughing) Are you the gay pop girl? Are you the mother girl? Like, I've got to pick one. - I couldn't decide. I was like-- - My pop gay pop on the list. - I was like, oh, this is gonna eat. This is so good, and it really was. It was like, "Oh, this is gonna eat." But Grindr, if you want that album, it's done. It's locked and loaded, literally. (laughing) I had some good hits on there. I, to have Grindr rewards. - Yes, those are the ones, yeah. I don't know if they're physical, but they should have like, they should have a real award show. - I saw lots of cultures that advertised something. Is it like a new award show? Is it the award from last year? - The one they did last year, they're doing it again. - It's scary. They're doing a new one. - Oh. - A nominees are out for it yet, I don't know. - Ooh, that's a good. - I really would love to be nominated for something. Oh, so they're just doing another award show. - Yes, the last culture week says culture awards for 2026. They air on June 17th. - How did they get nominated? - Well, let's get that one. - For no word. - For no word. - But nepotism, friendship, nepotism. Text that bow and yang, get 'em on the line. - Okay, that's true. - How did they get nominated, mama? - Can I just take a game? - Hey, mama, I got a she-mergency. I need to get nominated for the last culture week's culture award. - Okay. - I am gagging to be in a category, something like that. - That sounds great, actually. That sounds really good. - I love it. - Yes, done it. - Yes, done it. - Okay, I will write that down. Translate it. You look so, so like for our point today, I love it. - Oh, thank you. - How's the backwards hat? Why did you decide that? - Because I did not like the shape of the thing in the top, whatever, the visor, whatever, whatever that part's called. - What does this part called? - Bill Duckbone. - Yeah, I didn't like the shape of it, it was a little bulky, but I had no hair product, so I had it. - That's right, you look cool. You look very, I just, bro. - I feel a little monocoded, like she loves a high waisted denim. I mean, she likes to show her belly with her crop hoodie. I'm not doing all that, but-- - You do that, the crop. I love these hoodies, yes. I've been wearing mine ever. I get so many compliments on it. It's so, I mean, they're just so cute and cozy. - I know, I wish I got more. I got the, I got younchit because I love the zip up and she also has like artwork on the back and I thought it was sweet and I like the cheetah. - I like the artwork on the back and I love the zip up, all of that, all of everything you just said. - That's what we're wearing for our matching dance. We'll have to see that came. We're matching our secret pants. Yeah, we're gonna be twinning. - I can't wait. I wish I got Sophia. I almost got Laura's. I was torn between Laura and Sophia 'cause they both were black and they had cat, like a little bit more subtle, but they were expensive. So I'm like, let me just stop at-- - Were they more expensive? - No, all a hundred. I'm like getting all six out of a hundred. I was like, which ones were I wear the most? - Yes, that's cool. - And like which ones were different, you know? - But that's what's crazy. 'Cause the other one has like, so like crystals on it. Like why would that not be more? - It's a good point, and like my nose is black and obviously how to get hers. And the other ones were also, like Danny's, I don't wear camo so I couldn't do that. Megans was like ripped and tied with like a bow so I thought it was a little too bad. - Why don't you wear camo? Religious? Like your beliefs or what? - Why? - I can't support camo flaws. - Why, why did you say like that? - I just feel like I look bad in camo. Like the colors of camo. I feel like I look bad in camo. - Everyone looks good in camo. - I feel like my complexion, I don't. 'Cause it's so like dark green. I feel like I look better in like a brighter green. - Yeah. - Okay. - 'Cause I try to get into camo when Kylie Jenner had camo line a few years ago. And looking back, I feel like I did not look good. - I feel like you look good in camo. - I like the concept of it because like your body blends in so it's like just, like you blend in with what? - The foliage, the trees, and the grass and stuff. So it's, I, I, I believe it's just like, you know, your head. So like your body kind of like disappears. So like that's the ultimate skinny hack. Your camouflage would like-- - It really works if you're like in the jungle. Like if you're like in the, in the camo line. - I don't know, like you know, just get behind some trees. Like-- - I don't think you're gonna camo fly into the background here. But I know what you're saying. - So I like the concept. I feel like it don't look good in my eyes. But I was, I almost got either Laura or Sophia's 'cause it was like black and the cat was subtle. But my, I know this is also like black already so. - Yeah. - Let me limit myself. I got some bills to pay. But looking at them, I'm like, oh, that was so cute. - They're really cute. I like the problemists of it. - Yeah. - I'm wearing them everywhere. I feel so cool. And people just give me so many compliments everywhere I go. - That's cute. - They're like-- - They're like-- - I wonder if they're going in the Met Gala. That would be gag. - Yeah. - Soon. - Probably. - I would think. - I saw a picture. But I don't know if it was the one with the green. Is that the glimpse of the carpet? Is I think pop based had it? - No. I think they were just showing like kind of previous. I think that was last year's Met Gala carpet. - Oh was it? The forest or something? - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You see, yeah, looks like last year's-- - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - They don't show it to the day of. - Yeah, it's like a reveal, the day of. - What day is it? - Monday. - Day. - Is that me? - Yes, the first Monday of May. Is that always that? (laughs) - Is it always the first Monday of May? - Except for post-cold it when they had to do it one in like September, but yeah. - Why did they do that? - Because they had a cancel one year, so then once people were able to like be around each other again, they did like two in one year. They kept them Monday in May, but then they made up the year before in September. I think because they already had the theme and like the host, the chairs picked out already. - So they just should have done that one in May, the following year. - And like post-bone the rest. - Yeah. - Yeah, kind of. - You can just push it. - It was a wild time, yeah. - Like no, we need this. Everyone needs this. - Uh-huh. - People were gagging though. It was like the time where it's like people were deprived of like new media to consume. So it was like kind of gaggy to have it again. Oh, I forgot to get into the Madonna Abbey event though. - I was invited, I should have gone. I didn't know this was like the event. Everyone was going to. - Everyone was there, everything. - And we theoretically could have. It was after the Lilly Allen show. In theory, we could have stopped by, and the kids were sleeping, huh? - I don't know, I don't want to get through feet. - Well, we wouldn't be free. (laughing) - We're gonna be- - We're gonna be covered with a drink, yeah. (laughing) - Where people get a repeat, is that what happened now? - It's all the videos, so was Addison Ray. - Yes, I don't know for it. - Oh, yes, I love that they were performing. First of all, Addison is, she is everywhere. That's why I was. - Oh, I know. Is everywhere crushing it, killing it. - Yeah, it was a surprise. Madonna made a surprise appearance. It was an invite-only event, club confessions lost angelist at the Abby, the ping-pong club itself. And Addison Ray was one of the celebrity guests there, and I love when she wears her little mask, so incognito with the mask that we all know that you wear. - I love- - She's like, that's not me. - No one's gonna know without a sense. - Yes, I do love to that. It's not even like a fancy mask, it's just like time. - Is that? - Yeah. - Yeah, it's like this speed. - Yeah. - Do you think she can see? - Yeah, right. 'Cause it has those eye holes. - Oh, I thought it was the one, there was one at the airport where she just was completely blind. - She does that sometimes too, yay. - Oh, she's not like blindfolded. She was like in a mask. - The one at the, she has, I guess she was like the two. She was, I guess 'cause like fame is the gun and I point it blind. So she blindfolds herself. 'Cause there are videos where her like, walking blindfolded and everyone's like, "Oh, gagging for that." - I love just busting it into song, that was good. - Shame is. - I love a little Edison. And, but Madonna ended up DJing for like a 20 minute, a little 20 minute set and then Addison posted a video of her not giving the microphone back to Madonna. 'Cause she was, she said she was drunk and just loves Madonna so much that like, she was just gagging and fangirling out. But I was like too real like. - Yeah. - Maybe like a blackout situation. I don't even know what to do. - Very real. - You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying with someone? Like let me just take this. Yeah, it's like it, I get it girl. Who posted the video? Just a random. - Addison, I mean, I just went there. I was posting videos and then Addison posted to her Instagram story too. - That's so funny. - She posted her little statement saying that, let me get her exact quote. She wrote her Instagram story with the video of her Madonna. She all I got from last night, I was drunk. Love you Madonna. 'Cause she. (laughing) - I mean, that's kind of everything I get to perform Madonna at the Abbey. - I know. Especially because Abbey, especially because Addison, like idolizes Madonna. - Oh, does she? - Yeah. - But she loves Brittany, right? - Yeah, she loves the pop. Yeah, the pop mother is for sure. 'Cause money is everything. She gives Madonna a little shout out. When I'm up dancing DJ, please play Madonna. So she's a real stand. - I love that. I love that she, wow. Good to be a pop star. - Good to be a pop star? Yeah, you would know. You are a pop star. - Thank you. I thought you took that 70,000 likes. And it was like someone dancing to freaky. And I was like, "Oh, Trisha could have been a pop star." And I'm like, "Ah." - Well, yeah, I was like, "Ah." - Apparently a pop star. That was crazy, I was like, "Ah." Yeah, freaky was, "My name is Pepsi," as they say, but just y'all let it flop. (laughing) Y'all let it flop. - Just do freaky, Trisha's version and do a little re-release. I'll let Taylor, I'll let Hillary, and get it back on the charts. - 'Cause you're more like Kate Bush, you know? You are ahead of your time. - Oh. - Okay. - Like, where are we going with that? We love her. - Well, did you have those pictures from Yamashiro? Those picture frames? - Yeah, they're-- - Okay, you sure? - Yeah, I have them. Do you want to show them? - I love a restaurant where they take your picture and give you a frame photo of yourself at the dinner. That was fun. Please keep seeing. - Well, I know that you posted about this and you are also campaigning to replace Hellenop Bottom Carter on the White Lotus season four. - I'm ready. - I'm ready. - Mm-hmm. - One that'd be crazy, the variety headline, which will pay us for places Hellenop Bottom Carter. - You know what, when you actually said it, like, I got the visual about like, actually tickled me. - Yeah. - But they'll say it. - Thank you. - I've heard radio in so many places in Oscar winner. - Yeah, I could easily-- - Oh my God. - What happened? - The cross ended like, you're getting in. (laughs) - Oh my God. - Oh my God, they're kind of guilty. - You know! I know someone posted, I-- One of the great rainbow berk and accounts on Twitter posted it and they were like, showed me, just as like, Mrs. Love It from Sweeney Todd. I do love her. What's the tea, what happened? - So, it's kind of interesting. So, filming was already underway for the White Lotus season four and the character Mike White created for Hellenop Bottom Carter didn't align once on set was the official statement. - What do you think that means? - So, I, how did they do a little bit of a deep dive 'cause I wanted to see like, there has to be some tea there, right? - Yeah. - And our favorite White Lotus alum Jason Isaacs last season talked about-- - Oh my God. - I think they regret hiring him. He can't stop talking. - He talked about how Mike White really, like, writes the character and the story in real time as he goes along. So, my theory based off of that is maybe she thought it was one thing and she was ready to agree and ready to play that kind of character. But then once they got there, Mike White probably changed direction a little bit and she's like, this isn't what I prepared for. So, like, I'm out 'cause does she really need the job? No, like, she's doing her thing. She has a coin, like, she doesn't really need the show. She doesn't need, like, our career revival or anything, you know? Like, she's just an icon. - Yeah. - So, that's my, that's my theory. 'Cause Jason Isaacs said that Mike White would never stop refining the scene that was coming up or the scene he just shot. A lot of times he'd be shouting suggestions out from behind the camera and you'd think, is he serious? (laughing) - I guess that's what it takes nine months to film. 'Cause we're the, like, entirely up for, like, a year. - And you are just, like, stuck with your classmates living with each other for almost a full year. It's kind of crazy. - That is kind of wild. What does that mean, though? Like, the story's not random, they have to know where it's going, don't they? - I think they have the idea and, like, a lot of the stuff develop, but then things are, like, moving along in the moment. - Changing. - But four days. - It's kind of, maybe, like, a true shock. Like, you'd say, like, you'd give most of the character, but then in the moment, like, okay, no baby, you're gonna do that. - We'd change a little bit. Yes, I see. They did that with you for tomorrow's thing. There was one part and kind of, like, made it into, like, kind of flipped it. Like, we're gonna give a little more, actually. - Love that, yeah. But don't do that to have a bottom-carver. - Well, I guess you really can't, you kinda, yeah. - And then I forgot about all the tea that happens on this show, because I forgot in season two, Leo Woodall and Megan Fahey met in "Fell in Love," even though they weren't even, like, co-stars, like, sharing scenes together. - I know Megan Fahey. Who's Leo? - He was the one that scammed. I'm forgetting her name. But Jennifer Coolidge's assistant. You know, the one that. - The girl. - They're dating. - He's a British guy. - Yes, the British guy. - Oh, the guy. Oh, he had gay, says, with Uncle. - Yes. - Yeah. - Yeah. That was the one. - But Megan Fahey and him started dating after the show. And then there was rumors that, in season one, that Murray Bartlett and Jake Lacey were fighting or feuding, even though they denied that rumor. - Who's Jake Lacey? - He is the one that played the fiance to the Alexandra. The girl from Baywatch. You're not gonna know any of these. - The one they baked in the show, they were beefing. - Yes, like they gave him a couple. - He put in the suitcase. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Okay, okay. - So there was a rumor that they were feuding on season one. And then obviously, last season with Jason Isaacs, versus everyone. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - He could say it on. That's what I'm saying. - How could it possibly happen after four days that you're like, - I know T, at least she did early, you know, before she got in 50, 'cause that would have been crazy. - But like you're in the South of France, you're getting ready to shoot. And now you're just like. - Press releases out. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You've already moved. - How did this replacement work? - I guess they just do a recast. - But then they pull from self-tapes that I've already been submitted, or they're like, let's do a new self-tape look. - I feel like they would, especially 'cause it's already in production, like they're there. I feel like it must be people who've already auditioned. - I feel like they can play a lot of her roles. I've done Fight Club, Hannah and Bone Carter. I've done some Utah and Helen Bone Carter. I feel like I definitely could play. What's the one from Harry Potter? I could definitely be here. - That'd be successful. - Yeah, for sure that I could play her. We can have the same energy, you know what I mean? Except she's the British version. I actually am singing Worse Pies and London at my London show on May 24th, so that's very her. - Wait, watch your watch, watch your Harry. It gave me such, I thought she was a ghost. I've a minute, can't just sit, sit, sit, down, sit. All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks. Did you come here for a pie, sir? To forgive me if we had a little vague, what was that? All you think we had to play with the way that people know you don't have a nose I try, sir? No one comes to me even to inhale. Right, you also would you like a drop of ale? ♪ I mind you I can only blame them ♪ ♪ These are probably the worst pies in London ♪ - That was good, Mike White, take note, honey. Come on. - That's my audition. Dance with the stars, audition done, White Lotus audition done. What's next? I'm in Eoforia, another big show. I think is coming out that I've been-- - Yeah, yeah, right. - I think this week I don't know, I can say that. - Yeah, that's wild. - Keep an eye out. - I might be in something. I really think these are my big ones. - Maybe they'll see it, White Lotus needs somebody. They'll be like, HBO, okay, yes. Uh-huh in the family, easy, Eoforia got a little badge, I'm sure it's a lot, you know. - A lot, and that's how the France going to the con film festival. - You're in the system, HR's got you. - You know what, the season is all about fame, so. - And fame is a gun. - I had to sorry, I can tell. She should, honestly. She would be so good in White Lotus. Well, they've cast it 100 other people, damn, that casting noticed they were stopped. It was like. this person's added to the cast, we love to see it though. Um, yeah, I was kind of gagged. I didn't have a moment of a glimpse of hope. - That was my initial thought too. I don't know what that says about us though. - That's my hate. - Delusional or real? - Yeah. - Ali. - Ali. (laughing) - She was over there with her nephew. I was like, oh, that's okay. The little baby was over in the South of France. That means, A.J. is over there with Ali. - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. I like that. I like their sister fond. - I know, it's really sweet. You would think they'd get sick of each other at some point, but they really love each other. - They'll be there. - They'll be there, yeah. - Me and Tana's new song is very Ali, A.J. T's. - Which era? - Uh, Pikachu breakup song? - I love that. - It is giving. - I'm excited. - It is giving. Um, it's good. - Do you know J.P. Sax's? - Yes. - Yeah, we wrote with him. I was singing with him. I have a little, he was playing a Tar Toys in a little acoustic version. - Oh, I'm excited. - Yeah. - She wrote the song with him. It is kind of giving. It's kind of giving me a lady. - Oh, I'm seated. - Oh, and she said, yes, you can open for the, she's a hairdresser. I didn't get a J.P. You know, I was like, I mean, you run it by. - This girl's pack your bag and you got the singular. - We don't got a lot of stuff. (laughing) - We don't got a lot of stuff, girl. - Yeah. - They don't want to be there. - Okay. - Yeah, you got a little, a little, what are they? What are those little hats called? - What? - Little top hats. - Oh, a little, oh, you do a little. - A little cane. - I can do it too. - She's like, what are they gonna do? I don't know. - I don't know either. - Well, we're full of talents. Many of them. - Yeah, we're going on a full tour, kinda like we can take this on the road. I was like, all right. - We would love. - Let's do it. - That is killing me. - I do get inspired when I see performers. I'm like, this kind of looks fine actually again. I mean, I loved touring, but I'd love to do it again. - Yeah. - You're next year. - I would love to go on tour. I don't know what would you work on. - Would you work on nine to five? I don't know, you gotta figure out something about that. Job. (laughing) - Although, I guess the weekend. - Megan, the stallion. Did you see her performing on Broadway breaking down in tears? - Yes. - That is the life of a showgirl. - Yes. - That is really the life of a showgirl. - I love. - I look so bad for her. - I feel so bad for her, but I so love respect, like someone who also just airs out what happened in the relationship. - I love what they say. - Yeah. - The same thing. - Not gonna take cheating. That's for sure. - Yes. - I love that. I feel like the same thing with Lilly Allen. I was like, I love that. You're just putting it all out there. Like, you got d---s at the supermarket. - Yeah. Air that out. It's so good. - Yeah. The girls have been a little too PR-trained, and I do miss just like the raw, authentic, true mess of it all. Like, that's life. You know, that is really what life is all about. But Megan, the stallion, announced her split from her romance with the Dallas Maverick's guard. - It's not. - Clay Thompson. And they had been together since July 2025 is when they first confirmed it. And I felt so bad for her because there were so many clips of her like a month or two ago talking about how she was really excited about getting engaged. And she would like, congratulate other couples on their engagement. She's like, I hope mine soon. Like, she was really like thinking this was the one. So I felt so bad for her. - That heartbreak is the worst. Like, when you, uh, I know. And you think also when you're like close to it, and you see that like happily ever after, I think that's having like one time. I maybe was like close to like, okay, it's going to happen. And then like when it all falls apart, you're just like, damn, like the starting over. Even though like she's young and everyone's young and it's never too late. Yeah. And she, and there's so many interviews of her just being like, you know, we're, you know, he's my other half. Like, you know, we could complete each other like just so much. And he feels the same like, caught at socks. Like, it just sucks. Like, why are we just honest? Like, just, just get out of the relationship. Like, why are you cheating? Like, it's, it's awful, but you know, I, I don't want to stereotype. But like, man, these athletes, the basketball players, they seem to be what they love. They love to just have sex with everybody. I don't know if that's, I think I wouldn't venture to say it's probably fair to say, like, you just have to be maybe okay with it if you're going to date a basketball player, which is like great. Some people are okay with it. - Yeah, the love and open. - Yeah. Oh, that was the tea with the layout. Did you know that? That he asked for an open relationship. - Yes. - It starts off with that. She's like on the phone and she's like, well, that makes me sad. And then the last song, which I could try to be open. I was like, this is so, actually like broke my heart. It was actually. - Well, that's the first biggest red flag. - Someone wants to open. Well, I mean, I guess, right. I guess if you're not open to begin with, I guess, I'm well, but maybe, I don't know. Maybe if you really love the person, so you're trying to stay together. - Yeah. - That's a problem. - Yes. It has to be like, I'm both people. - Yeah, the other person think, well, maybe it will work, but then it never works. She said she tried, because remember that one song where she's like, I'm a mother of two teenagers. That sounds good to you. I hate it here. I was like, oh my God. Relatable. Like I said, I think she tried. Right? That was the whole point of that one song. She was just like, he wants it open. So let's try it. But. Oh, shit, I should. I used to be quite famous. I was like, oh. It's such a. Guys are just awful. And like David Harbor looked up his old age of 51. I was like, how the hell you can do this at 51 years old? Like, I have plenty of experience with 50-year-old men and it's like, you can barely do much with it. Period. But now you're doing it with like multiple people, like, maybe just save it because you're just like, there's no 50-year-old who's like a stallion. Let me just tell you that. No pun intended would make the stallion. But I just like, I don't know. The girls want to sleep with you obviously because you're like famous on a famous show. Like, you're not. you're not good so just stop using it because I just, I look them up and I look that and I'm just like, why? And he's like, you know, she talks about it in her music obviously, but he was like close with like her kids and so it's like, why are you, why, like, ugh, I just, I hate it. I hate it so much. It gives Russell brand energy for sure with like the Katy Perry, like breaking up over tax and just like, you're so gross or the sex addiction of it all, it's like, that's also why he not jail. Just like FYI. Oh, which one? Russell brand. I think David Arbor is okay. Although I think you should be in jail for cheating and make the stallion's guide too. Let's roll it all up. I honestly would love. That's also my petition for when I'm governor or a sponsor to do it or something, but like I think like, you should go to some sort of jail or get, um, unicked. Oh. Right. Capitol punishment. Yeah. Okay. Lily Allen's brother was the. Yeah. I was in Game of Thrones. Yeah. That's what we think about that. She has a song called Alfie, but yeah. Oh. What did she say about him? I do love her songs. They're just her life. Like, let me just tell you about my brother. I was like that. Her show was like a Broadway show. I was so good. No, I want to do. What? I don't want to. No. Her album was like real. I was like, I thought about that. I did a concept album, but I'm like, everything's like good. I'm like, you know, tea. It was like him just being, uh, a stoner and not being productive and how she'd like want him to not quit wasting his life away. Oh. Was that pretty good? She was pulling it. Yeah. 2006. I remember that in high school. Wow. And then he got Game of Thrones. So it worked. Yeah. He's like, let me get. Let me get going. Let me do something. Wow. That's so crazy. I love the lore of all this. I know. Um. No, but Russell Brand was just like, I'm here with Morgan. I was like, I had sex with a 16 year old girl. Why did he say that? And why? Like, why is he not? I get it. Like in the UK, it's like legal, but you're all 30. Yeah. I think that's the rule. It might be for like 16 and 18 year olds. I don't know if it applies like a 30 year old man. He's on the weirdest press tour right now. And it's weird. It's weird. Yeah. Even here's Morgan. I feel like would be aligned with him in that political sense. But even he was like, what the hell is this? Yeah. The moment that everyone was talking about is, um, Pierce Morgan asked for the Bible verse. And he was like, I got him through his darkest of times. It's okay. Like, can you tell us what it is? And he starts flipping through the Bible for what feels like 20 minutes trying to like find a verse. And he keeps, oh, this one. And then he reads it. Oh, no, no, no, no. And he keeps flipping through page by page of the Bible trying to find the. The quotes that, you know, got him through everything in his life. He can't name one thing. He can't say one thing Jesus did or said. He said something about Michelle. Yeah. I'm like, what is going on? This is crazy. No, actually, I'm like, I actually feel like he needs to be like institutionalized. Everything. And not like in the mean way, but like in a real way. Like it's like something is wrong with you, sir. You're talking about having sex. That's 16 year old and same breath. You're just like, uh, like God, like this is what this is the religious psychosis of it all, which is like scary. It's just like, I think you, I think you're hearing like voices that is not God. There is sweetie. Like, I just don't understand anything about him. What's wrong with him? Where do we be in? I don't know. I don't know. But may as mental health awareness month and someone needs a check on him. Do they have a 51 50 over there? Because that's crazy. Like, do you want TV? Like that? Like, like, like, insane. Like, something's wrong with you. And also, like, why did you and why did you say that? Why did he say he had sex? Like, why did he say all that? What was his point? Like, why he was out there? Like, that's what he's accused of. Well, it's not cues. You just admitted it. Right. So I'm saying he was out there. He didn't bring it out to the world. He was just admitting insane. He said, consensual with that girl. I think he was accused of non-consensual things. He didn't talk about that. He talked about the consensual. But even a 16. No, I agree. I agree. That's a child. Yeah. He was an immature 30-year-old. So he can't be held liable. He was a child. I think your liability to this world. I just think some people should public opinion should send them jail. Do you know what I mean? Just for. Go away, man. A few years ago. So what? A few years ago. I was. But he is around the streets. All these people, Kanye, me and Brittany are over here deciding for our lives. And these people are running free. You make it boy. Yeah. We weren't having sex with 16-year-olds. Like, I'll tell you that. Yeah, you're right. You were locked up. You were right about that. Yeah. And I helped and I think he needs the help is a good point. Yeah, he needs a help cuz God is not talking to Russell brand He's scary. He's scared me. I don't even like talking about him cuz I feel like he's like Anyways, he like what the devil is supposed to come back He feels like that anyways back to make the stallion. That's what I was like that's where we gave him it I love her. She saw him in Mulan Rouge Yeah, she was performing and then she like broke down in tears Everyone on stage and the audience was like cheering for her. I'm rallying behind her Which is so sweet. She's been going through it because she had like the health emergency a couple weeks Maybe has to be do with it. Maybe she was like feeling the stress. Maybe yeah, like a manifestation Yeah, like if you know something's like happening or send something's happening or whatever It's just like God that'd be the worst like a pity or something once you find out and then like what do you do like I think once you find out then you like sit with it. You're like, what do I do am I? Man damn I'd be That was dated I think broken. I thought you were looking at him imagining like just taking it to Capitol pun it You were like you give him noses the up and down. You went I Was gonna Come down. I knew that was coming. I'm the boomer No, it's like you have a boomer. I know what you said I am Damn that was mean the normy boomer No, he's not bad nor we as a good thing. I would just be broke I'm just letting you know right now. I'd be like I would me too. I would be broken She didn't mean no you don't get to be when the guy's No, you're the one to read this category. You'll be the one cheating on me Because you're on the road you're the one on the road right after party. I'm the husband guy I'm the husband girl right that's that's true Yeah, I'm in the guys are like oh net former. We both had the same dreams. We both wanted like you ruined it What do you mean like you're the one who did it? No, it was the internet for talking about us I know I'm in Russell brand just like both of them they should start the rock bottom podcast I should just go away. I'm sure it's as far away from happens Having him on his podcast. I did just see I think you mentioned it last week Netfilm was doing another podcast or something, but I did just see a clip from it and I was like what that Yeah, how are you doing a whole press tour about your affair like that's three years later that's great Not even a book deal. You didn't even get a book deal for it like on the honeydew podcast if all places you do How do you just think of that? How did you want what's a honeydew podcast? Is it popular? I'm I've never heard of it before and that's not she that's just a fact I've never heard of the honeydew podcast, but that's where he went to spill this tea. Jay shuddy said no He's like I decline this love line. I was gonna give me not love what talking about like you know cheating and stuff, right? It's like not love line tees. I forgot. Yes That's true. We go. That'd be funny if there was another line for all the cheaters to calling. Oh, yeah, the cheater special Well, I would like just die Literally, and I don't know what to do. Well, yeah, this is the end We had three of us now saying at one point in this show. I was like, okay, stay alive everybody stay alive But don't she just get the cast rate is a cast rate is that was cool. Yeah, chopped off They do that anywhere. It's illegal anywhere in any country. I'm sure there's it's probably legal somewhere for Cheaters I would think hi back in the day like Henry the eighth. Yeah, they captured it heads Yeah, many plays one of the wives and she said that the wife was to cap it in Cheating no, I think he was one cheating, but it was like getting rid of the girls by a decapitated. Oh my god He had eight wives and the show six. Why is the social sex if he had eight wives Henry the eighth One ways it's about six of his wives and they'll get he had a damn and it's still money. He's like Sorry, don't sorry. Don't lose your head. I was just having some fun Yeah, but then she like This is yeah That's a good one. Yeah, I love her. I guess From the podcast or something else the podcast I forgot cuz I didn't mention it I forgot there was something crazy that he said in an hour He exposed his mistress, which is like the craziest part. That's right. Oh wait. What do you mean? Like said the name? Well always been your name, but like kind of just add out all her to be laundry like she was also in a relationship engaged, right? Yes, and he Said that her fiance actually caught them like right at the beginning. Yes there. So he's really just airing all Yeah, I know why are we saying this? He's like and he was scared he was gonna tell his wife and his whole thing I was like it was so all this and so They got caught like towards the beginning because her fiance saw texts and messages like on her phone between the two and They stopped for a little bit after that, but then they just couldn't resist and they kept it back up And then he gets asked like well, how did you go about doing this if you were caught like weren't you afraid and he said That his way of doing it was business trip so all the business trips because she was a producer like that's where Without getting caught, but and where are they now? Are they together? No, oh you mean that the other couple? Not in the men in the woman. Oh, no, no, they're not together. So all that for nothing basically Like at least the ones that were like anchors on the morning show like we say like I don't have a podcast or together. Yeah, like I like alien rhymes. You know what I mean like It's taken out I guess like if you're that much in love and can't keep off each other. What happened? You wonder, do you know? Did he say? I don't think he said why they broke that I mean he did say that afterwards like after the fair came out He did want to stay with Ariel and he also wanted to stay at his job And he thought that he would be able to stay away. You dumb ass having an affair with an employee. Yeah He's like, oh, well, I'll just have to work from home for a couple months Oh, my he thought that was gonna be the resolution. Oh, what a dumbass He's so so stupid. What do you mean? Oh my god? I swear guys are just like the dumbest people ever I just he comes confuses me so much. He would have thought like the podcast with Ariel like that would have been that But I guess that's like an image architect said, okay, now your brand is the cheater. So like let's really go all in Well, that might be lean into that more actually image architect. They should give him God You know what I mean? They should do this God rebranding. We like you know what found God everything's good like something to like I don't know make it more believable because this is just not working the cheater It just nobody wants it has ever been a cheater that someone like That they still love like people are so like rally behind like whatever you cheated, but we still love you I I mean like a celebrity cheater. I'm gonna say like I mean people still really like Brad Pitt. No like No, I think he's canceled but not from the cheating right right they did love they were like Uh, that's a good one. Um, who else is like a famous ship. That's a good search famous cheaters famous cheaters that like survived after Oh, yeah, Kristen Stewart everyone still has Chris. Oh, yeah, I do love the hypocrisy I love that like women can get away with cheating more than them because everything else is like the opposite It's like a man get away with stuff in women, but it seems like women are more forgiven for it I think for her she means she really went through it like at the time But I think end up being cool because she is queer so now she's like, you know That's what comes out so That's the image that needs to be yeah architect architect engineered ideated Absolutely as the grinders monster ship. He's the first one on the grid. That'd be a gaggy hi mama. It's Ned Fullmer I bet the gaze would be into it. I think so too. Yeah, I agree with that. All right. Maybe that's the way to go I think that's his only option at this point We love a queer rebrand That's the way to go. Yeah So Kristen Stewart. Yeah, she was like I got real union in Dwayne way It's a Dwayne way to father a child with another woman during a break in the relationship. Oh, oh interesting And they say together. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't I get it I get it like you love someone like even like Lily on again. Sorry. I just went to her concerts I haven't some of mine, but like you know, she was like down to try to be open like you really love someone like I just know me. I just know my insecurities would be just like oh my god I'm just be the end of it, but I guess if you're like down to Get past it. I don't maybe it's okay. He really loves someone. We feel so many connection to that person I don't know when it recommends staying, but maybe Ethan Hawke cheated on with their man. Oh, yes Yeah, it was like nanny gate in the early 2000s. It was like Jude law cheated with the nanny I think Ben Affleck cheated with the nanny. It was like Yeah, I remember it was I remember the Ethan Hawke one. I think they did they stayed together. I want to say they got married One of the ones with their nanny stayed Yeah, he did get married to her in 2008 So after they got he got divorced human ferment in 2005 and then married his Benani in 2000, doesn't he? I mean, that's kind of like yeah, that is so disgusting and sick like what the hell like This person's taking care of your children and it's like because your wife is working too and you're working But I think I'm with them when they go on to like marry a billionaire or something So I think she like one in the end because Ethan Hawke is a little scary He just got nominated for an Oscar for what I was a movie. I know he was in the cabin. I know the That was the plot of the movie, it was in the cabin, but that's all I know. - Ethan Hawke. - 'Cause I remember seeing the trailer and Darien asked to see it and I said, - No. - Good for you. (laughing) - But he won't go see Forbidden Fruit. So it's a, you know, we each can, we each can be-- - That's crazy. - Yeah. - You can't, can't be-- - I can't do like a drama series long drama and he can't do a rom-com. It's just kind of nuts, but. - Did you see, yeah, that is crazy. 'Cause that's like everyone's-- - I know, I know. - Did you see anything this weekend? - No, just been moving, right? - Oh, yeah. - I want to see Michael, I got 27% right in tomatoes, but I still want to see it. - It got 27% from the critics, but the audiences are loving it. - Oh, critics go. - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. - The audiences are loving it. - I want to see it. - It's doing really well. I was, I didn't know how it would go because the critics hated it. So I'm like, oh, our audience is going to hate it, but I guess Michael Jackson, the very least, Jafarer is good in it and the music and performances are good. - Yes. - So like, at the very least, you're getting that, you know. - Did you see the criticism of Jennifer Hudson's interviewing skills with Jafar? - No. - She's like, oh, so you're really Michael Jackson's nephew and she's like, yeah, your last name's really Jackson? - Yeah. - Michael is your dad's brother. (laughing) It's like, what, it's happening? Like, yeah, that's it. - I love it. - How did you get this role? (laughing) I got to hear about it, it's like, what? - Oh my God, I love it. - People were really good for her, but, you know, I don't know. - I don't know, it's gonna question. - Come on, the everyday person has these same questions. Boys are the people, people back at home. - I do love it. I feel like if I was a talk to a host, I'd be doing, I'd be asking that, I'd be asking the same way. - You would, but then you do like a random, like, really deep, like anecdotal too. So like, what causes you with the support? Like, you survive, like, it's like a right sort of level, like, it would take some twists and turns. - Some deep, and then I probably would ask something probably inappropriate. (laughing) Do you remember where when he died? Oh, that's giving, who did that? That's giving file files. (laughing) - Oh yeah, the clip. - Yeah, I think number one rule of interviewing is you don't ask someone about that, like that. - Yeah, it's unless they're promoting a book about grieving or something, then I guess, sure. - Oh, yeah, 'cause they have books like that. - Yeah. - That's good. I was wondering about how people deal with loss. - Therapy or. - Reading book? - Sure. - Those groups too. - Really? - Yeah, I met somebody, she was like, older neighbor. She was saying she's going to a meeting 'cause her husband passed away and she misses him so much. She goes to a group that they all. - She gave her influence here just to announce to her dad passed away today, and it made me really sad. Maybe that's why I'm sad about it too. And I was like, oh, he was like in her content. I was like, no, I get so sad. Oh my god, more of him. I don't wanna think about that, but that's good. That's good. I was wondering that. I was like, how do people. (sighs) Sad. - Chloe Kardashian called out her Uber Delivery Driver. - Or Postmates. - Wait, I love that. Why is she postmaning? Doesn't she have like people to. I think at that stage, you don't have to postmate. You can get a chef. Someone goes out and gets it for you, your security. Like, she just, as Chloe Kardashian on Postmates can, some pizza delivery. - You can say the same thing about you, girl. - I don't know if I'm Chloe Kardashian, billionaire, and fancy cowbass as a security. I mean, that's kind of crazy. What did she say? - Well, I'm sad today. She was just trying to order some postmates. And she ended up posting the entire exchange on her Instagram after the delivery driver canceled on her. She messaged her driver to let them know that they forgot half the order. 'Cause I guess the restaurant got a hold of her to let her know that half the order was missing. So then she messaged her driver, saying, letting them know, she said, hi, just called and said, the restaurant just called and said that you forgot half the order. So she sent that message. And then in her defense, the delivery driver did get very defensive and said, who the F are you talking to? And called Chloe a dummy and told her that to find another driver because I'm canceled. That was the direct quote, I'm canceled. And she posted the entire exchange. She blurred out the name of the restaurant but she kept the driver's name and the make of the car. And said, happy Saturday, grouchy. And she said, this is too much energy at 7.50 a.m. - Now what she was saying? I said, yeah, it's so crazy. I'm so, oh my God, that's so. - I don't know why she had to go and say all that on her Instagram post the whole thing on her story. Like, save it for Chloe in Wonderland and don't have the receipts. - Yeah. - That's a cute story for Chloe. - But I also feel like this is one of those things where it's like, yeah, I never, we have lots of mishaps with Uber Eats, Post Mate, store dashers always. We're always missing something, it's always. We stop warning for key things. - Yeah, it's part of like you, part of the expectation. It's not going to be perfect. Like, this is not a perfect situation. - We've had people, it was, I think it was sugarfish. I remember we spent like $300 sugarfish and like one little thing came and we're just like, what, you know what I mean? And obviously like, but you don't share those stories 'cause like, one is like not a bad deal. Obviously, when you're super rich, okay, you lost half the meal, whatever. - It is more on the restaurant than on the driver. 'Cause when the driver shows up, they're the one responsible to give him the whole order and they check if the order. So he doesn't know what is coming to pick up. One bag, two bags, whatever it is. It sounds like she was hungry. - Right. - She. - Oh, her meal didn't come. My meal, my meal always is the one missing. - It's heartbreaking because you wait for a long time. It doesn't show up, but it's not, then most of the drivers, they don't speak English. Like they really, so they're working hard, trying to get by and he obviously, you could see from the text, he didn't really understand fully what you're saying. - Yeah, but he doesn't know dummy. - And I'm like, yeah, but definitely don't blast him. - Yeah, that's crazy to blow out the restaurant and then not the face too. - Yeah. - It's more the restaurant's fault actually. - Right, that's so funny, that's so random. I wonder if she's the one collecting the food. - At the door, that's that, yeah. - Yeah, I like it more. - Yeah, I just love out over her big. (laughing) - I love out the door, that's that. - I mean, is she, you think? - No, people have security get it, right? - No, that's such a good question, man. - So thank you. - It was one of the, they were filming for the Kardashian at the time, this is gonna be in the episode. - Oh my god, that's a lot. - Oh my god, it's gonna be crazy too. Like the previews are gonna be like, the darkest, most sinister music. - Yeah. - Oh my god. - Just told me to, it got F and I saw. - That is not okay. - Call 'em right now? - Yeah, put 'em on speaker. - I was just gonna enjoy my meal at 7.50 AM and he's telling me to go, "F and I saw?" Like, okay, I'll have some decor on, like. (laughing) - And now it's gonna be like the season finale. (laughing) - Yeah, nothing else. - That's so real. Chris will be like, just call Chef K next time. Like, have her whip you up, something egg white. It's like, it's just so- - It's too funny. - What do- - Well. (laughing) - Chloe is real, but also too real. I'm like, girl, no one's gonna be sad. - Did you love the unfiltered, like we love when the girls air they're here to, like they get, you know? - Yes. - Air the dirty laundry, but Clay Thompson kind of deserved it a little bit, you know? - Oh, for sure, if it's a man. - I don't know if this is a man. - Keep that same energy for that post-me driver for Tristan. - Just saying, go for it. - Like, why are we just so nice to him and like letting him slide and giving him passes, he's a good dad, like, why are you putting this driver on blast? - That kills me. - Yeah, the dummy part is crazy, but honestly, when drivers yell at me and call me names, I think it's like kind of funny. I don't know. It's kind of like, I have people like call me names before too, and I'm like, okay. Like, yeah, someone call me a witch one time, you witch. (laughing) - Okay, they're with that. - Yeah, I'm like, okay, which, I would- - I was just reading challenge. - But I didn't have me, like, I've never, I've never combated it ever. I'm just like, I don't forgot my cookies. - How did you know I, how did you know I'm wicking? - I don't, okay, yes. (laughing) - It can be explanation, yes. - That's a throw, like, it kills you next time. - Oh, the Beatles do Broadway show, got it. - Yes. (laughing) - It's so funny. (laughing) - Ah, well. - Well, my finale was, I'm surprised that you didn't bring this up actually, because it's from one of your favorite podcasts. - Impulsive. - The other way. - Oh, come back. (laughing) - Close, you have to bring your podcast. - I got a hot ass girl from Coachella on Impulsive. That's like, hey. My other favorite podcast. Views. (laughing) Is there a views hat topic that I don't know about? - Oh, I've learned about this. - I've learned about this, Bill Sash actually, and I was like-- - Oh, she's listening. - Tackling, yeah. - I think it's me and her listening. I don't know, anyone else who's like, did you hear on views? Because you know what's happening on views? Nothing, nothing. They're all, once again, just talking about high school. They're all high school friends. And they all just talk about high school. David Pete, Natalie was hot. Ilya was a transferred, like, it just like, every week is to say, like, we don't care. You're not, you're not on charge. She thinks he's on charge. You're not on charge. I didn't ever watch on charge, but you're definitely not that. You're definitely not. What do you think you are? - Reading charge. - Yeah. - Forever is open. But if you should say, Bill Sash, the hyper is open. - He is. No, but you read, I mean, so good. He's like, I peaked in high school. He brought up that high school photo of David. Don't worry about that, Natalie. - Is this Pete? - Is this Pete? - Is this Pete? - Okay, what happened? - Actually, Miss, it was a multi-episode arc. I had no idea this was happening, but there was a whole controversy over a few between David and his other co-hosts, the older male co-hosts, out of the three, and they were-- - There's a four cause. - Oh, there's four. - There's John. - Who the hell is John? - I don't know. I tell you, they're a friend from my school, they always call for that. They just are constantly, like, your fat, you love food, you eat a lot of food. I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is so weird. He lives there with his girlfriend, Julia. - We can't tell you the whole family tree. - We can't tell anybody every single episode. - It's great honor to that side, she's wild. You know the whole family tree. - I don't know, but I don't know this lore. I will say, like I said, if I'm going to dance or her soul, like okay, maybe I'll listen to it, but I can't honestly, I feel so stupid listening to it. I'm like this is so dumb. I prefer Stephanie Sue talking about like beheading people on her true crime podcast, even though I hate that side, Royals and that. So whatever Spotify feeds me is what I go with, but it's not worth it. It's also a 32 minute podcast. What the hell with five ads in between. It's actually the worst thing ever. Like it's actually the worst thing ever, but I almost, I guess it's a quote I'm like hate watching. Like you almost like listen to something 'cause it's just like this is so bad. Like this is so bad. What happened to you? - That is wild. - Yes, you know, I shouldn't though. It's like it's bad negativity. - Yeah. - Hate watch something. - Whoo, that's it. - I'm out. - Anyway, it's what happened. I'm going to use a heated discussion. Kind of, I'm turning into a blood discussion, honestly, about paying for clear to get through the TSA because there was a whole debacle where they were coming back from Brazil and they were going to miss their flight. But David said it was a great deal because he just paid $200 and he got to skip the whole TSA line. And he was advocating for everyone paying $200 to get through TSA. And his other cause was like, well, it's not really fair because like it shouldn't, I'm already paying for the ticket. Like I should not also have to pay $200 just to get through security. And there was like a whole heated discussion of them. Like, it turned out to be a yelling match at one point. - Oh, why? - Yes, because David couldn't concede that like, when you pay for a ticket and you're at the airport, like you should be able to get through TSA. I don't, you know, obviously it's going to take a minute, but it should have taken, you know, 10 out, you know, with all the delays lately with, you know, - While they're happy. - The shutdown, exactly. So his half was like, it's a great deal. I don't understand why everyone doesn't just pay $200 and get through the top of security. And he was really like 10 toes down for the stands and not understanding that it's like a privilege and I shouldn't, it's like a systemic issue. Well, $200 to him is like nothing, but for other people who are already paying a lot to go on a trip between airfare, hotels, food, a water bottle of the airport, it's like $12, this is a lot of money and they shouldn't have to pay $200 just to get through security to go on the flight that they paid for. But he could not see that. And it was like a three episode arc of them fighting over it. - See for the day with apologizing. - For the day, this is what you guys are missing on that podcast. David, two and a half hours, a non-stop gossiping drama here. That one, you have to wait three episodes to find out what's the conclusion, what's the finale? Spoiling for us. - David tried to apologize and be like, 'cause he was getting a lot of backlash from the tens of views viewers. - Exactly. - And he was trying to explain this to his perspective, which was like, it was either like miss the flight and I paid for everyone's flight. So that's like $1,000 for the rescheduled flights or $200 for clear. And, but he was still having trouble acknowledging that like, again, for you, it's an easy $1,000 spend, but for other people, like that's tough. - Oh, that was the issue. - Yeah, that he just wasn't seeing. And you know, as other co-hosts, the, as Natalie co-hosts, or she just-- - Yes, there's literally four. - Okay, so Natalie was like, oh, you know, I see both sides and then the other coast was like, the older one was like-- - Yes girl, that was nothing. - He was screaming actually. It was really going in. So the elder gentleman was really screaming. Kind of be like, you don't understand, like you live in a $14 million mansion and it wasn't clocking to David, which was everyone kind of saw in the comments like, oh, he's still like the same and still-- - Yeah, he's mental. Obviously he almost killed his friend and won't pay his medical bill and tried tax fraud or injure in fraud, so it's like-- - Vlogging. - Vlogging. - Vlogging? - Of course. Why are people getting-- - His audience, that's what took their audiences. Like be like, oh no David, you're a bad person. Like why? - I'm so crazy. - So that's so crazy. Well, you know, that's so crazy. What was Bill Sush's take? Or she just presented it like a little pranko? - She could have presented it, but then also gave the perspective of like, he is just out of touch. That was the thing. - No, he's the worst. - Out of touch, but-- - That was the thing. - Why is blue? As I was saying, why are we like shocked? If Tristan Thompson has another baby with another woman, no one's shook, no one's like, what? I didn't see that happening. Like, it's so, David's the worst. That's always been the case. And now he's just boring, and irrelevant. That's why he's on Snapchat. People either go, exactly, they go to kick or Snapchat. Like that's it. Oh my gosh. - I love, I love, I mean, I love peace of life, I love when you, when you take out the little glasses, and then you just start reading down. - But it's not just the facts. It's not even me. I'm shady, I can go shady. I can go shady, but I'm literally giving the facts of what's happened, and now people are like, wait, this is crossing the line. But once again, I'm proving my point. This is the subject. This is your podcast. This is what we're doing for 32 minutes. Like, it's honestly, like, again, it's, I don't hate watching anything, but it is crazy how boring it is. And that's just it. That's why I listen, and I stop listening. I really do. 'Cause it actually puts me in a bad mood, every time I come home, I was like angry and upset. 'Cause I'm like, they suck. It was so great when it was gone for like two years. Oh, not like, just not posting the podcast. (laughing) Say on Snapchat where I'm not. Like, just stay there, kick, Snapchat, perfect. - I know, literally like, it is crazy when you don't see or hear from someone. I don't know, maybe it's just us. 'Cause I tend to project too. But when I don't hear from someone in a while, I just assume they've improved themselves. - That is so, that is so it. - Is it us, just be optimistic or like, what is it? - No, I think back to Sigmund Ford. I think it's a psychology thing. You know, you don't see someone they're styling like, well, they've really changed. And then when they start talking, like, actually, you're just as crazy. Like, you're just as awful as we remember. And worse, absolutely worse. 'Cause people do think just coming back. - Yeah, like Netflix or like, oh, you must have taken time to reflect and then it's like, oh, no. - Colleen being like, just melt it. - Yeah, just melt it on the kids so we can have sex. Like, what? Like, yeah. No, but like, yeah, if you really, David, I mean, you could just live in peace. I don't even know who's on Snapchat. Like, go be on Snapchat with the weird Snapchat executive who's like, oh, we don't really monitor those things. It's like, what? - Well, that was a guy. That was a key by the first name one. Like, my god. - I love it. I love that Christy covered it. (laughing) That's like, this is my title. Was it recently? - It's like three days ago. - Okay, with that. I love that she's listening. I can't even imagine her just like. - I know. That's personal to this. - There's no video. So you really just got to like, you know, close your eyes and, or I guess, drive and really just be listening. - Yeah. I guess I was in other ones on Spotify. So it gets our money. 'Cause the 72 one comes up right after two. And I like, don't, I just like listen to it 'cause I don't wanna like change, you know what I mean? But like, I guess I have to listen to other things for other things to get recommended. - Oh, yeah. - Right. - Maybe listen to it. - So we just keep getting views with what's in here. - Views. Not for that. - I'd rather listen to that. I should listen to that. What is it, unfiltered? - Yeah. - I think it's a lot. That's weird. 'Cause that used to come in my rotation. - I think so because pretty basic unfiltered is still going. And I know pretty basic is still going. So I would think that's why it I feel, I haven't seen like the, the quad quartet. - Yeah, I guess the last thing I saw was an ice skating couple weeks ago. But I'm sure they're still. - They probably did a Coachella break or filmed over there. - Oh. - I have to ride back to Coachella. Yeah, that'll do it. - Well, that's over. And stage coach. - Yeah. - What's next? - I think Lollipaloo's. - Where's that? - I know it's on the East Coast. Maybe Chicago? - That sounds right. - Yeah. - Who's headlining? - Actually a lot of queens are. - Actual queens are just icons. - Oh, you mean drag queens? - Yeah, it's like quarking. - Now that's a line of, I would be seated for that. - That's what do they call it? What do they call it on RuPaul? It's like Lollipalooza. - Lollipalooza. - What is it? - Lollipalooza. - Lollipalooza. - Yeah, Ru. - Oh, RuPaul. Lollipaloo. - Lollipalooza. - Lollipalooza? - Yeah, it's like Lollipalooza. - Lollipalooza. - Lollipalooza. - Lollipalooza. - No, I'm kidding. - Lollipalooza. Like RuPaul. - Lollipalooza. - But RuPaul's name's not in there then. - Ru. - Just Ru. - Mama Ru. - RuPaulza. - Ru. - Lollipalooza. - Okay, the Paul's dropped. The RuPaul's not in there. - I would think it should be Lollipalooza. Like that way. - It's a really rough. It's hard, bro. Does it? - Okay. - Lollipalooza. - Yes. - Lollipalooza. - I would go see that one. That was real. That was a real festival. - What are we doing? - Well, let me know if you guys need someone at Lollipalooza. If anyone needs a stage girl, I'm there. You know how Quinn came up for like somber. Like, I'm happy. - Oh, yes. - I'm now available. I have chemio twice. - Oh, okay, I don't know if Lord will have to use landered royals. - I love, I like Lord. - You just don't like royals? - Yeah. - Okay. - John Somet, DJ. - Don't know. - Trolley, Trolley, Trolley, couldn't. - Trolley, so I'm mashing pumpkins. - Oh, that's my jam. Bring me out. I'm there. - They're, they're right. They're headlighting Friday with you. - They're headlighting. - I'll live you a demon in your Saturday, Tate McCray, and the XX. are a Sunday. Okay, smashing up against. Yeah, he's everywhere too. Oh, Audrey Hover. I would love to see you in Audrey Hover. I love her too. What's your favorite Audrey Hover? I, you know, the one she was not the best for. Oh, okay, perfect. I'm coming. Let me bring my dolphins. You can obviously make the rounds. I feel like you could be placing a lot of people. I'm ready. She just be always on stage and they change. They come up and down, you know. They work you into the set. I really did get delusional over this weekend. I'm like, I really could do that, actually. I should be everywhere. I do have fun doing those. I love doing little appearances. I need to do more. There's a lot of options here for you. So we can make something. Why not? Hit me up. I'm available. Fixing my towels on here. No, maybe I'll come out with her. Yeah. She can do freaky. She's DJ has DJ set. Touch my camera. Well, yes. Somebody else is your sound by the way. Who used my sound? Oh, this is a good segment. I go weekly segment. What is it? Who used for such a sound this week? Did you just come up? What does it you just saw it? You were saving me? A live you used your sound? Wait, who is it? A live you already know. I can't see far. No. I'll live you around. Read. Yes. That's your favorite. I'm gagged. Where is it? Wait, but that's on her account. Yeah, but that's her. It was a little bit of sound over her doing that video. Let's literally lip syncing it. She's doing it. Let me see one. Oh, wait. No, they did. Oh, it's a repo. Her TikTok Architects told her. Well, could we find the original? This one is young. She looks like she's like 15 there. Would you find the original? Make sure that's real. Well, she is doing that day. It could be. She looks like 15 there. She was younger. Yeah, I mean, anyway, she dropped, she's in the record store doing that sound. Yes, she was signing, dropped dead vinyl. Oh, my God. Do you ever think like, oh, I guess like some people don't know the sound? Sometimes we don't know the sound. She did another one of you a couple of years ago that I think she did like my name is Trisha. Oh, that was a couple of years ago. She's really doing a lot of prayers right now, so I'm wanting to give it a go. I would be. We have one week left. The Lord. Well, we know the Colin sisters who are her architects. Wow, I know, but I can't be like, hey, hey, Patja, hey, on us. So love what you're doing with Olivia. Yeah, she's welcome to the club. You didn't just toss it to her. Yeah, what's your favorite? I love your Rodrigo song. My favorite song is Brutal, but I'm sure I think one thing. I love deja vu. I really do love drop dead. This new one that just came out and oh, get him back is my favorite. Well, that's four that you just picked. Well, it's hard. That's my, that's my, she's my, my girl, you know, she's my girly. I like, I know. Good for you. You're gonna say that. It's so tricky and it's very tricky. I think I did like five TikToks to it. It's very tricky, because it's a little, it got a little punk in it. Yeah, it sounds like my chemical aroma. It's got a girl and I think that's cool. A little blue when you're hair for the team, a little party. Yeah, a little team vibe. Yeah, I love her. Number one guest right now is probably Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, I love that. Yeah, let's do it. Let's campaign it. I'll DM her. Where's my phone? Yeah, should we DM her? Hey, what does she message me? Hey, let's see. Blonde. I know. We're making a bad thing followed. I'll follow back. Let's see. Okay, oh my god, it was hitting me out of the wall. Okay, I don't know what's good thing or bad thing. Olivia Rodrigo. I love her. She had an incredible cookie, right? Yes. She had the guts cookie. Oh, 39 million and follow zero. I don't know if this is looking good for us. Ooh, pretty though. She's in Japan. There's like cherry blossoms. So pretty. She's been everywhere. Oh, she was just in New York like my day ago, but maybe she's in New York. Oh, okay, let's see. She is a beautiful 2.4 million likes. Holy shit. She is the moment. Oh, yeah, see. I love her. Hey, queen. Let me know if you want to stop by the pod on your killer press tour. Say, I might just drop dead, diva. Is that her new song? Yeah. Okay. Well, like, drop dead is her song, yeah. I might just drop dead if you do, diva. Love you for real. And I do, girl. Love you for real. You're queen. You're an icon. You are the moment, baby. You never know. You never know. Olivia Rodrigo. We actually do love you. I even have an Olivia. Oh, she's a spicy. Yeah, she's a spicy Pisces. I don't know the bio. Oh, is that still her bio? Yeah. That's what I mean. I don't lie about the family tree. Like, she's that's my niece. That's my family tree. That's my girl. My number one client right now activated. She has a new collab with a bubble gum. I forgot which one. Oh, love that. I love random collabs. Let's just do some bubble gum. Habababa. And guess who's getting the Habababa PR? They said, hey, can we send you some Olivia Rodrigo? Habababa, I said. I would love nothing more than some Habababa. Is Habababa the pink one? Yes. I love the one that pulls out. Yes. I know they still made that. There's a special Olivia Rodrigo one. And I'm getting that. That's the only PR I care about. That's so cool. Habababa. I forgot the name. What about the arc book of mine? Arc ARC? Oh, that's not a PR though. That's an advanced reader's call. It's not a PR package. They're the PR package too. With the arc? No, it comes later. Which one do you want? There's different levels to it. I like the arc because I'm like, I'm so eager. Maybe it comes with one, I don't know. I don't know how it gets delivered, but do you know my bio? Probably like mom, pop star, love Jesus, like a Bible quote. You don't even know my bio. Wow. Do you know Moses's bio? Trisha Payton's his husband? That's what it should be. Is it like a Tik Tok bio? No, it's never one. Trisha Payton's fan. But I like that. I hope people, you should put that. I like when people put little rings, like who they're married to. Taken, act, and she paid us. I want that. Someone did that, right? Recently, a celebrity or something. We're doing it to each other and I was like, that's not random. You should do that, actually. I think the one thing people know is that. You changed your link and TikTok from the Just Trish podcast to Moses' cook bag. No, there's two. There's two links. But the main one is the cooking one. Oh, I didn't know it switched to the. I didn't know that switch. I thought that was the first one. I'm supportive of the cooking channel because I get to eat it. His is Just Trish podcast is his bio. Oh, what's yours? I don't even know yours. Let's see Oscar. I think mine just actually don't remember. Oh, okay. You have, why do you have like a star reading like a doordash driver? It's like five stars. I just wanted a little stars to break up the bio. I'm like, yeah, I'll put a little stars. I love the little symbol. How did you do that? I just paced it in there. Oh, can you do that with anything? All characters. It's like a fawn. It's like a different fawn. Okay, fancy. And then you have at Entertainment Night at Just Trish. Good job with that Just Trish. You do have your email. We love that. And you have your link tree. Yes, well, yes. So don't link tree. We love link tree. Can we all have billboards in New York? That'd be so much fun. I still love that. You have two of the same pictures of Taylor Swift pinned. Well, yes, when you get to smoke cigar pretzels with the Taylor Swift. But you have three pictures with her. Why don't you just pin all three pictures? Because that's like, that was my aesthetic. That was my aesthetic era. That was like the pink lover. I mean, before Taylor was pin guy, my Instagram was theme pink. Yeah. It just goes. It tells the whole story. It tells the whole. And there's also, I think pre-carousel. Maybe not, but. Yeah, there's no dump in this. That's so. Oh, right, they're two separate posts. Yeah. I had a lot to say. I mean, that was like an iconic moment. I do love it. No, I do. How far apart you posted on August 24th, or 2019, and then. Oh, yes, he did two. Oh, he posted them back-to-back. Same day? You did August 24th and August 25th. Well, yeah, and how. I just love that. There you go. That's all right, I like it. I'm here for it. All right, well, we're on there too. We're on there a lot, okay. I know, I really gotta do. Aww. I gotta post some more. I have to do my house photos. I need the boxes. You need to be thrown out before I can do my post. But that's gonna be nice. I miss the thirst trap ones. These are great. These are giving us on. Oh, yeah, I was trying to look. What year was that? You're like, before I knit 2021, you're in a relationship. I'm not garing up with my photographer. Back in the day, we would do like a little. Like, we would plan like, "Oh, today we're gonna go take photos." Like, when we had three times. Oh. We just saw a TikTok of me taking pictures of Moses and like flowers. Like, he's like laid back in a flower. I love that. I love that. What are we even doing? Do you remember? We're just taking pictures. We're just taking. He's just like laying like the lilacs. I love that. Yeah, we would plan out, okay, we're gonna go in this. Here, we're gonna take photos here. And then, yeah, we would put our outfits, yeah. We do that all the time too. Like, that's fun. I mean, bring that back. That is a great like date, but also like, get content. Uh-huh. I like it. All right, well, that's it. Calling it. Show's over. Wrap it up. Yeah. Thank you for the, uh, taking a video. Maybe I'll send it to Jimmy. Now we finally got her. Spidey first. Yes, that was my I'm trying to win her over after she spooks me and I think she was spooked that I was spooked So I was like, yeah, I got to win this girl back She was excited and you save the day because she was very clean this morning But then when he's open that or gave a tour she went upstairs and she like it was cool She had me open up the plastic part and there the little paints are spider-shaped. How cute It's really cute. She loves it. Yeah, so thank you. She's been eyeing it because now you put it out of your bag So then she really saw it in the window that was kind of my ploy I was like, oh she's really gonna be asking me about it. Oh yeah, it worked perfectly Moses was just like Oscar now's the time because she was you know She's having a morning. She wanted to just want to say I need to see you That's it guys. Thanks for being here Check out my memoir pre-order today crying on the kitchen floor. Check out Oscar Greece See it Oscar Greece. He blogs and Moses at Moses cooking videos. We love you guys so much and we'll see you In a couple days (gentle music)

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The host shares personal reflections on recent events, including a canceled performance due to scheduling conflicts and a shift in energy after a busy week of outings.
  2. A major highlight is the announcement of a new dance class with Cedric and Oscar, set to debut on Patreon, blending fun and fitness with a focus on community engagement.
  3. The host discusses their upcoming book release, sharing that booktalkers and reviewers may receive early copies based on trust and engagement with the publisher.
  4. A memorable experience includes attending Lily Allen’s concert, where the host felt deeply connected to the live performance, fan interaction, and the energy of a true concert atmosphere.
  5. The conversation touches on body image and wellness, revealing how weight loss doesn’t always correlate with feeling lighter, and how habits like avoiding sugar and eating fried food have impacted their physical and emotional well-being.
  6. There’s excitement around a new commercial role with Oscar, which features co-starring parts and is described as a personal and creative highlight.
  7. The host shares behind-the-scenes insights into their lifestyle, including a recent move, OCD-related stress, and the challenges of organizing during transitions.
  8. Community and fandom are celebrated, with admiration for fan interactions, spontaneous stage appearances, and the shared joy of live performances and creative collaborations.

Summary:

The host reflects on a dynamic week filled with performances, personal challenges, and creative ventures, sharing both highs and lows. A canceled performance due to scheduling issues is offset by excitement over new opportunities, including a dance class with Cedric and a co-starring role in a commercial with Oscar. The host discusses their book release, early access for loyal fans, and the emotional impact of live events, particularly Lily Allen’s concert, which brought a powerful sense of community and energy.

Personal wellness is explored through body image struggles, noting that despite losing weight, a sense of "being fatter" persists, emphasizing the disconnect between scale and self-perception. The host also shares insights into life transitions—like moving home and organizing—highlighting how anxiety, OCD, and clutter affect daily life. A strong thread runs through the conversation about connection: from fan interactions to dance, cooking, and shared experiences.

The tone remains joyful and grounded, celebrating both the chaos and beauty of real-life moments. The host also introduces a new trend in fashion and cosplay, inspired by iconic looks from shows, and expresses hope for deeper storytelling and fan recognition. Ultimately, the piece captures a personal journey of resilience, creativity, and community.

FAQs

Oscar and Trish are doing a dance class with Cedric at his studio, which will be an out-of-the-house Patreon event and also serve as a workout.

Yes, Trish's book, a memoir titled 'Crying on the Floor,' is available for pre-order and offers advanced copies to book talkers and reviewers who meet certain criteria.

Trish's performance plans were canceled due to scheduling conflicts, but she will still perform in London on May 24th and will have a book tour with potential appearances and singing.

Trish and Moses attended Lily Allen's concert, where they got to hang out backstage, saw her perform her new album, and had an interactive experience with fans and crew, including being chosen to dance on stage.

Trish felt fatigued and experienced a hangover after going out multiple times, which she attributes to overstimulation and not drinking enough water, despite not consuming alcohol.

Trish loves fan interaction and believes it's a meaningful part of live events, especially when fans are randomly selected to perform or engage, which creates a fun and inclusive atmosphere.

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