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All right, J. Kyle Mann is here.
He pops on this podcast a bunch during the NBA season.
You can also hear him on the Ringer NBA show.
And he does some video stuff for us too.
And he loves rookies.
He loves college guys.
Which rookie?
If I gave you A.J., Caleb, Boozer, and Peterson,
now that we're within like less than three weeks to the season,
which one are you the most excited to see?
Combining where you felt before the draft,
what happened in the draft, where they went to,
and then all the buzz and all the stuff you're reading
as we head into October 21st here.
Gosh, it's just, there's a flavor.
It's a real Baskin-Robbins situation
where if you catch me in the right mood,
I could just give you any of these guys.
I'm excited for kind of different reasons.
I mean, Caleb Wilson is going,
like we've talked, you and I have a lot about this.
I mean, he's going to probably win Twitter the most often, I think.
There's going to be many of those like Blake Griffin-y rookie year type moments
where we're just like, did you see what he just did?
Peterson will get hot.
You know, DeBont will have his moments.
I think I'd probably still just go Boozer.
I know that's the boring answer.
And he may be perceived as boring.
But I think if you even watched him in the preseason game last night
against the Hawks,
he's trimmed.
He's trimmed his body down.
He immediately was just doing winning Cam Boozer type of things.
And so I'll stick with that one
because I had him number one at the end of the college season.
So you came to the LA office
and you did a whole bunch of group chats with Mahoney and Verrier.
And I actually was in the office
and I just crashed your Memphis and New Orleans section.
So the pot, I don't think it's gone up with.
All of us love Memphis for being better than,
you know,
I think on Fandle,
they're 29 and a half.
And I think the biggest reason is just Boozer's seems like he's going to
come in right away and be a 19 and 10 guy.
I'm the most excited for Caleb just because of,
I think for the first month,
the league pass,
I kind of know what Boozer is as much as I'm going to enjoy watching that
Memphis team and their identity.
Peterson,
I think will be hit or miss.
There's going to be games.
You catch them on the right night.
And you're like,
Oh my God,
we haven't had a two guard like this since forever.
AJ is,
probably in the worst spot.
Cause I don't know how much he's going to have the offense running
through him.
And he's playing with Trey,
but then Caleb,
it just feels like it's,
it's the ceiling has been removed for where it could go.
I have no idea where it's going to go.
And he's one of the guys we're going to do an NBA,
one guy gimmick in a second,
but he's clearly the guy for the bulls run.
Like I literally can't wait to watch this.
Yeah.
I mean,
and there's a lot of runway for him to,
to experiment and be messy because they're not in a hurry to be,
to be good,
obviously.
And,
you know,
he,
he and Booz Ellis with,
with splitter,
I'm just interested to see how he uses them.
You know,
they imported some shooting when they went and got the buddy healed thing
done just to,
just to,
they needed,
they just needed another space or to go with Norm Powell.
So,
yeah,
I mean,
he's going to,
I think you're right.
I mean,
Boozer's kind of the guy you just kind of set it and it's going to just
run.
I don't even know what the appliance comparison would be,
but you just know that that thing is safe.
But Wilson is going to,
he's going to have a,
on both ends,
of the floor.
I think he's going to have electric moments where he just erased,
you know,
chase down blocks,
things like that.
So I think night,
night to night,
I mean,
the,
the texting,
I don't,
I don't think there's going to be as much of that with Boozer,
right?
They're like,
can you believe what he just did?
But it's just going to kind of hover at the same speed.
Whereas Caleb's going to spike really high at moments.
And he's also going to a fan base that desperately needed somebody like
this since forever.
Like this is,
there's real energy around this team.
Now we're going to play,
I'm calling this NBA,
one guy.
So we're doing the East today,
you and I,
and I'm going to do the West on Thursday.
But this is one guy from each team that jumps out to me from a kind of
swinging the ceiling or the floor of the team itself.
But also I'm really interested by the position they're in.
So I told you I could have mailed all these to you,
or you could have just played off.
And you were like,
ad lib,
baby,
let's go.
I don't want to know any of these guys.
You like,
I,
you like to surprise me.
So I figured out,
I did say that.
So,
yeah,
well,
I was going to go in alphabetical order in the conference,
but we'll go out of order because Caleb was my Chicago guy because he's
checked every single buzz box so far,
but I'm going to tweak it.
It's him and Bezellus together.
And if you read,
do the training camp,
like just reading the coverage of the team,
those guys have already bonded and seem like they're Bezellus is smartly
aligned with him.
But I also kind of like the matchup of the two of them together.
That makes sense to me as a combo.
And I think there's going to be something there.
Like all the early indications are like,
you know,
somebody wrote a huge,
I think it was ESPN wrote a huge Caleb piece.
And there was some anonymous quote from a team source.
And they were like,
we think we have a guy.
And when you start seeing stuff like that,
that was like when the Patriots got Drake may like,
you see this with quarterbacks sometimes see with the NBA.
But when,
when the organization is like,
Oh shit,
we have a guy.
And it feels like that's happened already.
But Bezellus,
I think both of us,
we liked never felt like he clicked with Donovan.
But them as the three and the four together kind of makes sense to me.
I don't like Nick Claxton necessarily as the center for that,
but those guys as the three and four,
let's see what this is going forward.
Long-term makes sense to me.
Yeah.
We,
we saw a little flash.
I wasn't sure what to make of Bezellus when he was coming out of a G league
night,
but he's kind of slowly won me.
He's very like chaotic.
Good.
Which I think is what this tandem is.
Going to be like,
it's going to be,
I said messy before with both of them.
Yeah.
It's like Bezellus showed little flashes of playing in ball screen a little bit.
I was revisiting a lot of that stuff in our,
in our prep for our preview thing.
And I was like,
he's going to have to,
he still dribbles really high when he's in traffic.
He's going to have to work on a lot of those things and not to step on,
you know,
a point I made about him with the,
with an on,
on our pod,
we elaborate on it in a lot of detail,
but I,
this,
the way Tiago splitter rolled out,
uh,
um,
Denny,
you know,
last year in the way that he empowered him to get downhill,
I could see him taking a similar mindset with,
with Bezellus.
Um,
so that,
that in that sense,
and defensively,
I think that they're going to be pretty electric too.
These are like two crazy,
crazy athletes.
Yeah.
And that was my thought too,
was splitter the Denny point.
I didn't think of that,
but if I,
if I'm coaching this team,
I just want both of those guys to be going downhill and running and just
being athletic,
being,
in space.
And, um, both those guys can do it.
I, I thought Buzz Ellis really had moments last year and then there'd be moments where
he just didn't play.
And, and you never really knew what the objective of the team was, but I thought athletically
he's top of the line.
And then Wilson is a level above him athletically.
So you put those two together and I just think there's going to be some really fun nights.
There's going to be some ugly nights, but there's going to be nights when the crowd,
especially if they haven't had a home crowd in so long, that's really been pumped about
the team.
They're going to have nights at home.
I think when, when they're going to be flying up and down, especially giddy.
So if you're looking at giddy too, like this is like the perfect kind of toy chest for
him.
These two athletes who just want to run and want to go, you know, to the rim.
So, um, I'm excited for those two together.
All right.
We'll go in alphabetical order from, from here on one guy, Atlanta.
My guy is Lou Dort for this team.
And it's not a sexy pick.
27 years old contract year.
Hmm.
Um, playoff threes last three years, 39% and 24, 34% than 31% last year.
And it got to the point where it felt like the other team was dying for him to shoot.
Right.
It was like, we'll take our chances with Lou Dort.
Presti dumped him.
Never a great sign.
I trust saying Presti.
And you could say it's salary cap.
I get it.
But if they really wanted to keep,
um, like they wanted to keep Hartenstein, they would have kept Lou Dort.
They felt like they'd be okay without him.
But I look at him with Atlanta and I think about like, if they're going crunch time and
it's McCollum and Dort, Alexander Walker, Jalen Johnson, and a Congo, right.
I kind of like it.
And then you could go super small if you wanted like super small and just put Daniels in for
a Congo and just play Jalen as the smallest, small ball five, and maybe have Dort guard
big guy.
But he gives them a physicality and something that they didn't have.
And I also think he's going to have a huge chip on his shoulder.
So to me, he's the swing guy for them.
Um, if he, if he can be 2024 Lou Dort, I think that's a massive thing for them.
Yeah.
It's interesting to think about like why Presti would offload him because I've, I've
been kind of going through and, and looking at, you know, like Wiggins ends up with them
as well.
Isaiah Jones ends up with the Pistons.
Yeah.
It kind of made me have flashbacks to, you know,
Presti with his connection to the Spurs kind of makes your mind go here where you're like,
there was a funny thing that happened with the Spurs where they would have role players
sort of leave the, the, their little community at some point.
And we would value those guys super, super high.
And I caught myself having a moment where I was like, is that going to happen again?
Are we going to have that thing where they're, they're within their value is affected by
being within the thunder ecosystem, like Danny green syndrome almost.
Yeah.
Or like, or what was it?
Was it Gibson?
Gary, um, I'm blanking on his name.
The guy who hit all the ton of threes in the, in the finals, Gary, uh, whatever, uh, or,
uh, speedy Claxton.
I remember.
Didn't he get a big deal, uh, after I think it was 2003, I just kind of wonder if we might
see that again.
I don't know that that's the case.
So you're saying like the system role players when they leave the lead, the nest, it's not
the same.
Yes.
What was that Gary guy?
Are we that old?
We can't remember the Gary Neal.
Gary Neal.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's yeah.
You, you hit it there with the lineup thing.
I mean, Daniel's can guard up and guard bigs.
This team has still has a lot of overlap between their guys.
Even like you don't read a lot into preseason, you know, you try not to, but watching them,
I'm like, I do expect Kingston to have a positive impact on them.
Like I think he'll play early, but it still feels like there's the roadmap is just not
totally there yet.
Like I, it kind of made me wonder, it got my wheels spinning about like, are they a
team?
Do they have a potential to make, to push in because there is some, like a two for one
or something.
Yeah.
Like some, I was trying to figure out, I was like, who, who could they put on?
Cause I was looking at it.
I was like, Kyrie doesn't really make sense for Dallas and Atlanta to do business together.
Cause they both have kind of similar needs, right?
It's like Dallas.
Isn't like, well, we don't need more non-creators or whatever it is.
And then I was like, maybe Garland.
I don't know.
I was kind of trying to look across the league about what kind of a guard or creator could
give them more options.
Cause I kind of wonder at the end of the day, if Jalen Johnson is probably like at the ha
on the highest type of a team, like a second or third type guy, you know, I've been wondering
about that.
Well, they also have the ability to trade toward if they wanted, which I was wondering
that at 17 million, that guy is definitely a February piece.
Atlanta is a team to me that seems unfinished and a lot of it is tied around how he fits
in.
And then if Fleming's is going to be good or not this year, 20 year old guards, I'm,
I'm just not gonna.
I'm just gonna make a prediction.
You might, you might end up with Jeremiah fears.
You might end up with James book night.
You just don't know.
Um, Boston, who do you think my guy is for Boston to discuss?
If you had to guess, uh, Ron Harper, Jr. Oh, I do like Ron Harper, Jr. No, I'm going,
uh, I'm going chalk here with Paul George.
Always down to talk.
Paul George, 36 years old.
NBA season.
He's played 945 regular season games, 125 playoff games.
And since 2019, a seven year run, he's missed 213 games, including 41 and 45 the last two
years.
But then you flip it around the other way in the 2020s, it's 22, six and four 39% from
three, uh, statistically sexy, good, sexy statistical profile.
Uh, if you're.
For his career.
Yeah.
For sure.
And I guess I was trying to figure out if he's ever been in a better NBA situation,
which is weird.
Cause he's not, not the same guy he was four years ago, but just from a, Hey, Paul George,
anything you do for us as a bonus, if you're good, that's fucking great.
If you don't have it or you're a little banged up or whatever, we don't really need you.
We have all these other young guys we can throw into your spot.
I'm thinking.
So Jalen played 20, 2,443 minutes last year, which Tatum basically is just going to take
because Tatum's back.
Tatum is usually around 26, 2,700 minutes, who go and Shireman were around 2,200 combined.
I think if, if I think they need 55 Paul George games during the regular season and 1500 to
1600 good minutes.
So he doesn't play all the time, but when he plays, he's around 28 minutes.
Um, you can.
You can switch with him.
I think him and Tatum together are going to be really fun to watch these two tall guys
who can guard every position on the floor.
And Dave sold me on the, this guy will actually play off Jay Jason better than Jalen did, which
is just going to be true.
As you know, I love Jalen brown.
Um, but I think he could be a really additive piece to them and I've talked to myself into
it.
So tell me either I'm crazy or I'm right.
The idea of Paul George is one of the all time, like the idea of a player he's one of the,
the best players in the league.
I think he's one of the best players in the league.
He's been an elite player in the league.
men who they're going nuts about. And it's a, to me, it reminds me a little of the Philly situation
where you have these other options. If somebody doesn't play, right. It's like Paul George isn't
playing tonight. Well, we're fine. We have Shireman Walsh played 1200 minutes last year,
Harper, and then Hugo and they'll patch it together. Um, but I, I think the, the ultimate
goal would be, what does this look like in the playoffs in a series? Can you count on him every
other night? Things like that. I, that I have no idea, but I do think they can get 55 games,
1600, 1500, somewhere in there minutes. And I think that fans are going to like them.
I can't believe I'm saying that, but I just think he's an additive player.
You like them less if he's one of your two guys that are going to decide whether you win the
title or not, but he's like not one of their five guys. So we're going to decide whether
they're a title team. He's in a much better situation. So, uh, I fully drank in the Kool-Aid.
I poured.
I poured it all over myself. And I don't, I think he's going to be additive for them.
I think, I think he's regressing a little bit into like overqualified role player status.
A little bit, but, and I, but I think that's okay. And I, you're thinking about like the
best basketball situations he's been in. This'll probably be the bet. I just keep thinking about
cumulative passing. When I think about the Celtics, you think about Derek, why you think
about Jason has always been a little bit better at that. Not that everything's about Jalen,
but he's always been the better of the two about getting off the ball.
I just think they're going to have a lot of good pastors on the floor where it's not going
to bottleneck. And if you think about the teams that Paul's been on last year with Embiid
with Maxie, with the, it's just the ball didn't move quite as well.
No, I think this will be one of the better. Yeah. Yeah. I think this will be, he's going
to be an overqualified connector too. I think I still don't understand the trade, but I
at least understand the trade. I wouldn't have done it, but I get why they did it. And
I think it was a basketball decision.
For them with the minutes and all the players. And I just don't think it was sustainable
with those two guys. I think they thought we've hit the ceiling with this. We won the
title. We need to get out of this Brooklyn. I have Michael Porter jr. For this one, because
I thought about Demin because Demin, there's some interesting stats with him. Like he had
this crazy month where he shot like 44% and he has size and I'm intrigued by him, but
I went with Porter because he's the total internet podcast package.
He is.
His first team, all NBA trade machine. He'll be in the trade machine until the deadline
in mid February. Well, he'll just be just throw them in. He's got the good stats, bad
team stuff. He's a really good. And I think Randall's like this too. We don't want to
finish in the bottom three. Can you win a couple of games for us and get some stats
and maybe push us into the bottom five or six.
So we're not in the bottom three. And then just as maybe the craziest interview of anyone
in the league, I wrote down just some of the things he, he said, he once texted yoke edge
how to approach and date a Slavic woman and yoke edge left them on red. This was a tidbit.
He once said a McDonald's all American high school team would absolutely beat the woman's
Olympic team. He said he wouldn't date anyone who has dated another NBA player. It's just
a automatic cross off. He said the Porter's family has vices. His brother loved gambling
and he loves women.
He shared that. He accidentally put Adam Silver's number on Snapchat. Do you remember this?
This was a few years ago that happened. He said in a podcast that he tests potential
girlfriends by throwing on Andrew Tate to see how they react. And then back in 2020,
he said he thought COVID was used for population control. So I'm, I'm excited for him in a
free agent year. I don't know what he's capable of. We have more podcasts to go on. Um, I
don't think he's really, I think he's going to be letting it fly.
But, uh, he's a trade machine guy, Michael Porter jr. I'm in the, yeah, it's interesting.
Some of the risk for somebody who gets the, gets shots up the, some of the riskiest and
most harmful shots that, that, uh, that Porter takes or when he's in front of a microphone.
And I was just thinking that, um, whenever you relaunch the hottest take, you were giving
me the tour and show him where that, where that would be taking place. Bring him, bring,
just bring him in, bring him in cold. Just bring, bring Porter in cold and just like
turn the mic on him. Just let him stay there. Um, I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't know.
on him just let him start speaking and you'll be able to just kind of trim it into episodes right
we'll get like a half hour of straight content um yeah look he's an expired contract i think at 37
million a good team is going to trade for him yeah for sure well detroit would have made a whole lot
of sense it isn't interesting that you hear people i think bernthal was talking about this because
bernthal's dad was a basketball coach i think or something he was saying your your personality your
play style reflects your personality and it is so funny how porter jr's personality absolutely
is reflected in the way he plays basketball with just no conscience just yeah absolutely doesn't
doesn't second guess anything but he's still for all the joking around it's like he's 6 10 and he
is just an incredible you know he can get his shot up in any situation even if even if it's
a closeout even if he's driving i mean he hits shots over anthony davis like he's just he's uh
he's uh he's one of the most talented shooters in the world and he happens to be six foot ten and
you're right some team is gonna look around and just go let's add that and i've also been
encouraged by him coming to this team he his quote something sensible that he said was that
he wanted to be an even better off-ball player it's like in a way he kind of knows who he is
i was glad he wasn't coming in there and just being like all eyes on me he it's uh it's not
a harmful way that he plays he's 28 years old this will be probably his last big contract
if you catch him on the right night coming off screens and just firing he seems unstoppable
i think he from all the guys from this decade i think he's going to be the number one
blank was a problem video that we have in 2039 i think there's going to be a three-minute michael
porter jr thing where it's like is this kind of the best part of all time uh do you see the
do you see the prompt i put out last night we should i said we should just start challenging
ourselves to see how hard we can make it like just to pick oh somebody yeah somebody suggested it's
gonna be a three-minute michael porter jr thing where it's like this is kind of the best part of
all time uh do you see the do you see the prompt i put out last night we should i said we should just
start challenging ourselves to see how hard we can make it like just to pick somebody yeah somebody
we should just start challenging ourselves to see how hard we can make it like just to pick oh yeah
somebody suggested we make a coast of kufas uh he was a problem video and i'm working on that in my
spare time right now interesting like a like a greg steams but yeah you'd have to really pour
off some tape for that one but yeah all right next next team is charlotte naz read is the easy
pick for this 27 years old last three years 14 and six 38 from three 25 minutes a game
uh beloved teammate i think he's a guy who could be on the floor in the last five minutes of a good
game oh we know that yeah um which they needed here's what's interesting to me because they
traded lamello and you would think the charlotte threes would go backwards they made 16.4 threes
a game last year which led led the league that's a lot of threes miller khan kobe white grace and
alan who they have now naz reed
and o'neill those guys combined just those six made 16.4 made threes a game last year
and i wonder is this team could this team potentially make like
19 threes a game 18 and a half like what what's the ceiling for that and then how much of an
advantage is that going to be because we're we're seeing this in baseball where they look at all
these different inefficiencies for regular season and lately it was like defense or you know like
tampa bay just always zags against where everybody's going to be you know like you know like
everybody's going and with charlotte i wonder like if you're making 18 19 threes a game is that worth
like 10 wins and then could naz reed play 30 minutes a game instead of 25. can he play with
both with the abate and without him or are they going to play him a power forward with steinback
but i think how they use him is going to be the key to this team um because i like all the other
pieces yeah it's it seems like that's been the recurring thing you hear from people is just you
know they want to get these threes up but how are they going to create them um and you assume that
you know lamello not being there i kind of think it might just be a little bit of a stylistic shift
because you don't have like the elite you know pass or uh playmaker pick and roll guy um
but i've kind of wondered if they might go a little more warriorsy where they're depending
on their their movement shooting and just kind of playing and then getting cutting from that
um i think that's what they want to do i think they want to have i think they want to run a lot
of the stuff through miller and khan and then kobe white obviously too but a lot of where it's just
way less predictable than just lamello dribbling the ball up yeah and something interesting and
underrated about naz is he can handle the ball really well for his size so he'll be able to like
space the floor effectively in a way that miles didn't and then um he can drive his position
really well so that he just he's a really versatile piece um we'll see if the wolves fans
they're how heartbroken they are at the over the course of this season just missing him not just
because he was a great vibes guy but he he is really really versatile like really really yeah
skilled for his size shot heavy heavy volumes bought up threes last year and
hit 40 of them so charlotte really leaning into their their shooting thing even if the means to
the end is going to be a little bit different this year he's always been a good per 36 guy he's always
been a good eye test guy and i like the fact that you know in in your head it feels like he's been
around forever which lou dort's like this too it's like you're only 27. i was getting 2019 yeah or
you could have told me he was 32 i would have believed that but yeah he's only 27. so i think
Charlotte, the other key for them will be how much can Khan,
how much can stuff run through him, right?
Because we forget Khan really flamed out the last three weeks of the season
and in the playoffs, and I don't know how healthy he was,
but it cost him the rookie of the year.
But these year two guys, and we're going to see with Flag too
and a couple others, like year two, you make a huge jump.
Now you're used to the schedule.
You've worked on conditioning different things to get,
you know what you kind of need to do.
And I think for him, he'll be, I think he'll be in good shape,
but I also think he's going to be ready to run plays and offense for them,
which I don't know.
I always felt like when they did pick and pop with him and he had the ball
and it's either he was throwing it back to whoever set him the pick
or he was just playing off the pick and shooting.
I always felt that was unstoppable.
And I want to see like, can you do that with Nas Reed?
Can you do this?
And then the other one is Steinbeck.
What is he going to look like for them as like a rebounder?
Because.
It feels like they're a little lighter than rebounders.
Anyway.
Okay.
For Cleveland, it's clearly Peyton Watson.
24 years old.
Signs a four-year $88 million deal.
Kyle, his first three years, he was seven points a game,
19 minutes a game, 33% from three.
In the 25 playoffs, which is less than a year and a half ago,
he played 14 minutes a game for them.
And then in 26, it all jumped up.
Mainly because of this 19 game stretch he had
where there wasn't a lot of yoke edge and he was like 22 a game.
He was hitting threes.
He looked like just an awesome two-way player potentially,
but he also had the ball a lot.
Now he's going to Cleveland.
Guess where he's not going to have the ball a lot Cleveland.
Cause they still have Mitchell and they still have hardened.
Um, we've never seen him succeed with a lot of minutes in the playoffs.
We haven't seen it at all.
They paid him like a playoff guy.
He's in the salary group right now.
He's IO Brooks, giddy, Jabari, Hartenstein, McDaniels, uh,
Nem hard on the Pacers, the cell, Kobe white zoo bots.
These are like proven really good.
I'm not one of the two best players in your team, but I'm right underneath
and they're paying them like that.
And as talented as he is, I'm, I don't know if he has it or not.
Like, I just don't, I don't know yet.
And I think anyone who says, oh, we definitely know.
From that 19 game stretch.
I don't think you can say it.
I don't know how it's going to play out.
So where do you stand?
I mean, he's definitely going to take a hit in terms of the organic, just
cutting style that of just flying around Yoko that comes, that comes with playing
with him, it's a little bit different playing in such a heavy, heavy ball screen,
uh, situation and, and you're playing with two guys who are rough spacing bigs.
I, I think you could argue at this point and Jared Allen and
Mobley, so that'll be different too.
But I mean, the.
The catch and shoot stuff with him, he's, his shooting has really, really improved.
He was almost 40, 45% last year from, on his catch and shoot.
So, um, I think he'll be able to serve that role.
It's just kind of, um, he's going to have to be hyper-efficient, I think, to justify,
um, the payment that he got for, for, you know, based on he has, he has
a lot of kind of upside ambition.
I don't know if this is like a Jeremy grant thing where he's going to pursue that and
pursue that, and then we're just kind of, and then we're.
Like, eh, I think you're probably better over in this box.
We might be on that path.
Um, but it'll be interesting to see how he responds to being a little bit in tighter
kind of parameters, I think, as opposed to who, who's spacing wise, was he working around
in Denver?
That was really somebody to move around.
I mean, Aaron Gordon, Aaron Gordon's become a pretty good shooter over time.
So this will definitely be a much different space spacing challenge for him in Cleveland.
I feel like it's either going to go awesome.
Or it's going to be really rocky and awkward for the first month.
And I, and you could give me either look, I thought Denver should have kept them.
And I, if I have yoke edge, I'm just, I'm paying the apron and the tax.
And obviously the cronkies have a ton of money because they just bought the angels and they
keep buying sports teams with that said, I was more surprised from the Cleveland side of this.
And I know they were able to shed some contracts and kind of, kind of figure out how to Scotch tape
this together and make it work.
But they don't have a lot of outs.
If this doesn't work because they gave Mitchell the extension, um, mobile's make a lot of money.
They're back in, in the heart of business for two more years.
And they kind of like, they don't have a choice with this.
This has to work.
And we've never seen him as a side piece of a really good playoff team where he does them the ball a lot.
And I just want to see it.
How is he going to play?
Cause at Denver, he looked awesome, but he had the ball, like it was, you know, the team didn't really have a
choice.
They had to run a lot of stuff through him and he did really well.
But, um, how is that going to work in Cleveland?
We'll see.
It's a, it's a pretty big number of risk.
Cause those guys I mentioned are all with the exception of maybe Jabari guys who had real like IO Brooks, McDaniels, zoo bots, the cell.
Like these are guys who played in big games and kind of know their role.
And I'm not sure, you know, your role with them.
Um, okay.
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Detroit business.
I wish this wasn't the answer, but I think it has to be during is the most fascinating guy in this team.
He got the contract 40 for 200 centers making more than him.
This year will be Anthony Davis.
If you count him as a center and bead towns, bam, Sabonis triple J if you count him as a center Chet and Wemby.
So he's being paid as a top tier, dude.
I voted for him for a second team, all NBA.
Um, he was absolutely abysmal and horrible in the playoffs.
And if you're going to be favorable, you say, whoa.
He had a lot of, he was putting a lot of pressure on himself because this contract was coming.
Yeah.
The glass half empty would be the league kind of figured out what to do with the roles and be physical with them before that lobs even thrown.
And there wasn't really a plan B for them.
And he got in his own head and didn't do as well.
This is a, this is a bigger version of the Watson contract.
If they're wrong on this, it's kind of a, it's kind of a half a decade sinker for them because this is, you can't have three expensive guys.
So now they've locked in him.
And, uh, I don't know, we'll see how it goes.
Cause if it doesn't go well right away, the piston fans, I don't think are going to be that friendly about it.
Yeah.
It's, it's a twofold thing where, you know, it's partly the guys that are around them.
You need somebody, some, some of the people that they invested in, like, you know, they hoped that Kevin Herter could come in, not trying to just randomly blame Kevin Herter, but it's the people who are surrounding this, you know, central method of scoring that the Pistons really bludgeon people with in a year.
when the east was down it does does need to be in you know mentioned that in this vacancy they came
in and just kind of occupied the space with the k during i heard you and kirk talking about it and i
absolutely think it's true um they just they killed people with that because it was so tough to prepare
for yeah but if you're playing the percentages you're looking at it and you're saying i don't
think jalen has a whole lot outside of catching the ball in the um you know in the block off the
roll and and you know taking one dribble and dunking it like not a super great you know
connective passer from that spot in the short roll doesn't really have much of a pop game it's just
he was very very limited and you watched uh against the the magic and they just said all right man
we're just going to kind of set up shop whenever you're whenever you catch that ball and you're
ready and we don't think you have anything after that and and it was like so when you combine that
with you know jenkins kind of turning into a pumpkin in the playoffs and then you know those
guys that you
you know you're in the middle of the game and you're like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god
you're in the middle of the game and you're like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be
to kind of take pressure off of that not doing anything um well and you lose tobias you lost
tobias it was the only other guy he could run a play for and and know he'd get a decent shot
he's gone yeah yeah so there are pressure on those two things i mean we'll see we mentioned
isaiah joe is another one of the the okc guys who sort of you know was pruned off of that
experiment and they got him for so cheap we'll see if he can add something you know him playing
with john collins i guess can play at the four or some in that tobias spot
i don't like but it is tough man i mean he's still young
i don't know i was wrong about them last year and they won
What, 60, something like that?
Their over-under this year is 48 and a half.
And there's like heavy juice on the under.
Them going 49 in the much-improved East
where there's no tanking anymore,
that seems like a tall task.
But yeah, this will be, if he starts out badly,
this will be tough.
Now, he could come out and be fucking awesome
and be like, this is why I deserve the contract.
But that's why I'm watching him.
This is another, like, here's the ceiling, here's the floor.
If he looks like the guy from the playoffs,
it's not going to be great.
They also don't have the beep stew anymore.
You know, it's like a little security blanket for him.
Now you're actually counting on Paul Reed in a real way,
which, Paul Reed's fun.
You know, he comes in, does the big man D on waiters
every once in a while, but now you need 82 games of it.
Indiana.
Who'd you think I had for this one?
I had Oubre.
I didn't know if you were. Oubre, good defender last year in the. at least in the Celtics series, Oubre.
So you think Oubre's going to play for him?
I think that he just makes sense.
Like, I think that he's going to line up
with Halliburton's sensibility pretty well.
Like, I think that just the speed of the way
that they're going to play.
I was looking at it.
It's a version of the way that he played with Charlotte,
I guess, but a more sane version.
Yeah, I just think he's going to fit with their style of play.
And he's matured over the past few years
and the types of. It's been. It's been interesting because I think that he is a 3 and D guy.
Had a, like, I don't know, Kelly Oubre, too.
You kind of heard it over people's voices change
over the past couple of years.
You're like, Kelly Oubre's actually a pretty serviceable dude.
Who'd you have, though?
Well, with him, when he went to Golden State
and it was just such a bad fit,
it made me think, like,
oh, this is a guy who can only fit in certain situations.
Right?
So now he found a better situation in Philly.
Now he's in a team with Indiana
that plays a little more like Golden State does
with a lot of movement.
And things are moving around.
And we already saw him fail in that.
I had Zubats because what they gave up for him,
but also, like, just looking at their. In their playoff run in 25,
which was a lot of games,
they made it to Game 7 of the Finals.
Miles Turner, 14 points a game,
five rebounds,
two blocks a game,
four three-point attempts a game,
29 minutes.
Zubats in the 25 playoffs,
even though it was one series,
but it was against Jokic,
the best player in the world,
17 and 10,
got a block,
36 minutes a game.
So you think,
all right,
he's not going to be able to space the floor
like Miles Turner did
because he doesn't really shoot threes,
doesn't shoot threes at all.
But Miles Turner wasn't, like,
an amazing three-point shooter.
He was okay.
But OKC,
by the time we got midway through that series,
was like,
knock yourself out, dude.
We're giving that to you every single time.
And Zubats being around the basket,
playing off Halbern,
I just feel like it's such a better fit
for these guys.
I mean,
and I also got to watch him in person,
you know,
a bunch of times.
And he was way better in 25,
26.
I think he was a little hurt
even before they traded him.
But I just really like him.
And I'm excited to see them
with a real center.
And I continue to be really bullish on Indiana.
I don't know why people
don't consider them a contender in the East.
Yeah, Zubats is so different than Miles
in the fact that
he aims small and misses small
in terms of, like,
positionally,
he doesn't really gamble
the way that Miles does.
Like, the highs might not be as high
in terms of, like,
when Miles is flying around,
he's long,
he's athletic,
he's blocking shots
and things like that.
It's like, Zubats is much more conservative,
but he's very smart
in the way that he's conservative
as a defender.
Like, he's positionally really smart.
So you may not get, like,
the block totals,
but I think that he processes
the defensive side of the floor really well.
And it's like,
even though he doesn't space the floor
the way Miles does,
that hypothetically,
that criticalness
of Miles spacing the floor
killed Indiana
in some really critical moments
where if you just think about
what was it that,
was it game six or game five
that he missed a couple
just backbreaker threes?
Game four, too.
That was another one.
Yeah, it was the midway
through the series.
OKC just was like,
we're fine with this now.
Please knock yourself out.
I think it might have been game four
where he missed a couple
and OKC took that game on the road.
It's all blurring together for him.
But it's like,
even though the width
of what Zubach does
is not necessarily as wide,
he's very realized
in who he is
and what he does.
So it's like,
you're going to get a little bit
more post-up game.
He's a pretty good connected passer.
That word keeps coming up.
But I think that he's going to
accelerate the way
the Pacers play in a good way.
I agree.
Plus, fun to cheer for.
He goes,
zoo.
Whole crowd goes, zoo.
We're not saying boo.
You know, that old one.
When I was at those Pacers games,
I was surprised by
how annoyed all of their fans
were by Miles Turner.
Because you can't really tell
until you're in the arena
who the guy is on each team
that the fans are like,
ah, this guy drives me crazy.
He was there.
This guy drives me crazy guy.
And zoo is,
zoo is as reliable as it gets.
You know exactly who he is.
He's in all the right spots
at all the right times.
No center is going to torture him.
And they're,
they're playing now against some,
you know,
there's some good centers
in the East now,
but he'll be able to go
toe-to-toe with us.
All those guys.
I continue to be mystified
by the Pacers.
Like they're over-unders
44 and a half.
Yeah.
Like to me,
that's a 50 win team.
If Halburn's healthy,
I just think they're going
to be really good.
I guess the other question
would be,
what are we getting from TJ?
And is he moving toward
a different bench
point in his career?
But I,
I continue to like them.
All right.
Miami.
I'm really fighting off
the urge to wonder
if I might've been wrong
on being too glass half empty
on Miami.
So I watched some
of their preseason game.
It's great.
And it's preseason.
Giannis looks great.
I said the 14 minutes
swung you,
swung you.
Giannis looks great.
I have no idea
how him and Bam
are going to play,
but obviously their swing guy
is Wiggins
because you could even,
you know,
you can see it
from when you read this stuff
and just in general,
like Giannis
is just,
he's,
he creates open space
for guys.
They,
you still have to put
the wall up
if he has the head of steam.
And I just,
I just think Wiggins
is in a nice spot.
He's at a weird point
in his career.
Wiggins is over 15,000 points.
He has 834 games.
He's played in the 2020s.
He's averaged two made threes,
a game and 38% from three.
And he's never somebody you want
as one of your best two guys,
right?
Golden state didn't even want him
as one of their best three guys.
They,
they would seem pretty delighted
to finally move off them.
But this is the perfect situation
for him because Giannis
is going to get
all the attention.
He culture,
Spolstra.
And,
you know,
they,
they doubled down.
He did this extension.
That was a pretty fair price.
Like he's making,
he signed an extension
for half of what Peyton Watson got
two for 34.
And at least with Wiggins,
like we saw him,
he was the second best guy
in a title team.
I think he slipped a little
over the last couple of years
from that level.
But,
but this is a nice spot for him.
Somebody who's done it before,
which I think you have to respect.
Yeah.
In Miami's kind of pursuit
to answer the spatial questions
of having Bam and Giannis
on the floor together,
your natural,
you know,
it's just like a,
I'm not a chef,
but we got a dish
that's too sweet or salty,
whatever you're sprinkling
in shooting to sort of balance out
the,
the,
the problem that think the question
that you're going to have to answer
with Giannis and Bam.
And naturally you're going to add guys
that are going to just be implied
challenge defenders
like the Tim Hardaway juniors,
the clay at this point in his career,
and I think that that opens up a world
where we,
we know that Davion Mitchell
can guard point guards.
He's a bulldog in that sense,
but there's a big in between
where even though Bam can switch
up and down the chain,
it's like,
who's going to guard these big
perimeter score type guys.
And that's going to be an opportunity
for Wiggins to,
to really cash in defensively.
There's the catch and shoot opportunities
that he's going to have,
obviously.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's going to be,
you're mentioning just the
cumulative quality of his career.
I brought up a stat about
guys under 25 who had scored.
I forget the point total,
but it was only like 12 dudes
and it was a lot of stars
and Andrew Wiggins.
He's in this interesting purgatory
of we're just like,
don't love Wiggins.
He's almost like the,
he's almost like the wing version
of what the way we talk about
Miles Turner.
It's just Miles Turner
never got his opportunity.
If he'd made some shots,
maybe he would have entered this,
this,
this elevated spot,
but it's like,
he's not quite what you want him to be,
but he's still not an outlier.
He's not a outright failure.
Wiggins is a fascinating player.
Shock.
He'll be a shocking 20,000 point guy.
He'll be one of the other one.
Well,
Jameson didn't Jameson get there.
He might have.
I'm trying to think like,
like those Jim Jackson type guys
who just,
you're like,
man,
it's pretty good total at the end of it
when you zoom out.
But that also reminds me of when,
when I was doing my basketball book,
there was this old NBA writer
who was like a guy in the 50s,
60s,
George,
I think Casito is his name.
And he said,
Walt Bellamy is going to be the skeleton
of the 20,000 point club.
Cause Walt Bellamy was like,
she's getting to,
nobody liked Walt Bellamy in the sixties.
Walt Bellamy,
I think I ended up with 20,000 points,
but nobody ever thought he was a winning player
the entire time it happened.
Wiggins is at least been a winning player,
but,
um,
the Knicks traded Bellamy for the busher.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
He had a couple,
couple homes,
but,
um,
the thing with the thing that's so tough
to figure out my.
Miami is if Giannis plays 70 games,
it probably is a team that's going to be in the high forties.
Cause so much is going to run through him.
If Giannis misses like a month or five weeks,
I don't know what they're going to do offensively.
What happens at that point?
Cause they,
they have a lot of role players and guys that are specifically built around
this,
the,
the force of somebody like him.
And if you don't have that,
they don't,
how are they going to create shots at the end of games?
Yeah.
Giannis dictates a certain type of roster bill,
but I think in all the concern,
which I think it's fair,
all the concern about like how he's going to age with his play style.
It can be forgotten that he is an elite floor raising player still.
And I think just having him on court,
you can roll him out with like a replacement or even a little bit below
replacement players.
And he's just a pain in the ass.
Cause you know,
there's just so few people in the world that can guard him.
He has at least two really elite years left to peak and stay healthy.
And then we'll see.
Absolutely.
For that.
He's the,
the stats and the history are against it.
But,
but I think it's a nice spot for Wiggins.
We could skip over Milwaukee really quick.
I had Tyler here up for them just cause he's in a contract year.
He's never been in a situation where it's like,
just let me cook.
I think he's a sneaky 27,
28 points a game score potentially.
Yeah.
You can see that that feels like it's common for sure.
I think his first team all NBA trade machine,
he's averaged 20 points a game for five straight years.
And this is the first time he's been in a contract.
He's been in a situation where they're like,
just go ahead.
Cook.
Yeah.
You know,
especially the roster that they have.
And we'll see how it affects Burris.
Who's the guy I really care about in that team,
New York.
I have Carl Anthony towns for this.
Okay.
A couple of different reasons.
Extension's not happening.
He sacrificed last year for the title,
you know,
and really I think goes down and Nick's history and all that.
Did everything you'd want might've faded in the last couple of games,
but it's fine.
They won.
Usually the history of the NBA is when you've sacrificed to win a title
the year after probably less prone to sacrifice.
And there's different versions of the disease of me disease of more,
which I've written about and talked about forever.
But this is a staple of this where it's like,
all right,
I sacrificed last year.
Now,
what about me?
So,
so you have,
this has been Brunson's team.
Brunson was the one that got to host SNL towns was in the stands.
Brunson is a God in New York city.
Everybody loves towns as well.
I wouldn't have given him the extension here and he's under contract for the
next couple of years anyway.
I don't know how he's going to age when he hits his thirties.
And I'll w I'll wonder if the,
this team in general,
but specifically him,
do you sacrifice as much when you've already won?
And it's been the question of the NBA.
For 75 years,
how do you act after the year you won?
And I just,
I don't know with them.
We'll see.
It's interesting how it's like,
no one is immune to that with,
you know,
there might be little situational moments where people are,
you know,
people are just praising a team for their guys doing what you're talking about
for this.
Oh yeah.
But it's the rubber hits the meets the road at some point with every person,
you know?
Uh,
so towns,
you know,
they,
they've got a lot more to mine.
Um,
we went like,
again,
I'll plug the group chat up.
So again,
for it with the Knicks,
which it'll be later this week when we get to them,
cause they're at the top of the NBA,
cause we're going bottom to top.
But,
um,
he really hit on something where him as the high post passer guy,
I think that's the part of his game where if he continues to lean into
that,
um,
and the Knicks continue to play through him,
there's a lot more for him to show.
So maybe that's a way for him to just kind of,
you know,
squeeze the rag as the season goes on and just show like,
Hey,
you know,
without me,
that seems like the quintessential argument.
If you're Carl Anthony towns,
like I'm not just out of your space in the floor for Brunson.
That team hit a turning point when they started playing through him like
that.
And that would be,
that would be my argument because there's nobody else on here.
It's like,
do you expect McHale bridges to tap into Brooklyn McHale where he was like
running,
pin roller?
I don't see any other primary offense outlets for them.
Uh,
so you would think that would be the way that he's going about arguing for
his value.
My guess is it's going to go fine,
but I'm always watching this stuff.
They also,
he doesn't have the Mitch Robinson security blanket this year.
So when he gets 3000,
the first seven minutes of,
you know,
a Sunday ABC game against Miami or something that it's not Mitch Robinson
coming in the same of the day.
We didn't even mention that with Boston Mitchell Robinson.
Yeah.
Oh,
I'm excited for him.
It's on your mind.
I want the center situation is going to be pretty good with Boston,
um,
Orlando.
So I have sucks here.
Okay.
Who's missed 72 games the last two years,
who was 40% from three and 24 and fell.
Off a cliff and in the playoffs last year,
30% field goal,
24% from three.
He shot almost eight threes a game and made 13 in the playoffs.
He was 13 for 54 and his shot just went out the window.
And if he can't shoot,
but has the confidence that he should shoot that single handedly will sink a
team.
It's interesting.
He's only 25 years old,
but he did miss 72 games the last two years.
I don't,
I don't,
this is not exactly Cal Ripken jr.
Um,
they can figure out,
they can figure out the fronds Palo ultimately,
like if they decide those two don't make sense together,
they'll just trade fronds,
right?
The sucks piece is a little harder because they're kind of stuck with
that contract.
And if he's offensively,
the guy he was last year,
that guy's just on your team,
but with the confidence that he should be taking big shots and big
games.
And I think there's more there.
I really like sucks.
I just didn't like how he played last year.
And I feel like this is a fork in the road season for him.
So what are your thoughts?
Yeah.
I mean,
he's like,
if evil can evil,
we're like about,
he just can't,
he has no regard for his,
his own safety just throwing himself around all the time.
And that can be good and bad.
Um,
I think it's the thing that with the magic is it's almost like
the,
the on court version of the knucklehead theory where they're like,
you know,
you can have one knucklehead,
but it's like,
you can,
you can have one really hyper-confidence shooter that's self-sabotaging at
moments.
It's like Anthony black.
That's who I had down as my guy for the magic,
who I really love.
Or,
you know,
you have Palo's,
who can be inefficient with this shot selection and his credibility has
been up and down.
Interesting.
You,
you automatically went to Franz is the guy they would get rid of.
And Palo was kind of,
was the implied person for the past.
Did you want to say something about that?
I think it's easier from a money standpoint because Franz's deal is less.
Um,
and I think teams are always just more scared to trade the guy who
they've already anointed as their franchise guy.
It's a little bit of a Tatum.
And,
um,
Jalen situation.
But,
um,
if I were them,
I wouldn't do anything cause I'm not going to win the title.
I want,
I want to take that as far as I can go with those
two guys and see if it can work.
And Franz has had some injuries.
And,
um,
I also think there's a lot more there with Palo.
I just wouldn't,
I wouldn't give up.
I,
their big move this year was our coach was bad.
What is this going to look like with a better coach who can
kind of unlock some of this?
And I want to see a year with Sweeney.
With the same pieces,
trying to figure out something that made more sense offensively than
whatever the fuck we watched last year.
Um,
so I,
this team,
I don't think this is a big deal this year team,
but in the off season,
that's where you make the Palo Franz to say,
if this goes badly again,
that's where you probably make the move.
They don't have any picks left.
Yeah.
It's I mean,
this roster suits Sean Sweeney's sensibility as a coach,
like as a defensive minded coach.
So I think he's going to be able to,
you know,
that pallet,
cleanse of,
of just getting somebody new and new voice in the locker room.
We'll see if they can,
you know,
get back into some of the intensity and the physicality that we like
so much of them when they were kind of a hipster team a
few years ago,
but we're kind of far into this experiment and I'm looking at
this team and I'm,
I'm thinking we don't really have many more years to just
kind of fritter away and be like,
ah, you know,
we'll move on.
It's like,
yeah,
they're,
they're way up there salary wise too.
So yeah,
yeah,
this is not a,
so you had black,
huh? You think there's more there with black?
Oh yeah.
I like,
by the way,
Anthony black's younger brother,
I would recommend you go check him out back on black.
He's a bad-ass.
I know about him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I,
yeah,
I love Anthony black.
He had a month,
I think it was in January where he was shooting like 40%
from three,
like just really,
really good.
It kind of makes me wonder if there's an opening with the,
if you were going to pick one lever for them to pull
for a guy that does have some value,
but doesn't totally fit what they're trying to accomplish long-term.
He's somebody that I could see somebody was,
with like really coveting eyes come after him like a smart team.
Yeah.
Well,
you know,
it'd be mutual because I think the magic know what they have.
He's so good.
You did to be blind basketball wise,
not to see that.
But I think,
I don't know if you're just kind of looking around and thinking
like, where,
what is the move?
Because I,
it does feel like something needs to be tweaked.
It's just unclear what it's going to be.
I think there's a real chance it was the coach.
And that's why this whole team,
the sucks piece and the coach seemed to be the two
things that held.
Them back the most.
I just felt like he took,
I thought Suggs in that playoff series took the most.
I can't believe you think you should have taken that shots out
of anyone in the entire playoffs,
next team,
Philadelphia.
I, we don't need to dive into this,
but Jalen's obviously the guy for this and I'm making this as
concise as possible.
There's going to be nights where they need him to be
last year's Jalen brown.
And there's going to be other nights where they're going to
ask him to basically be Lou Dort on the thunder last year.
you know, and just, can you stand over there and just stay out of the way?
and how he handles that will be one of the many fascinating things
about their season.
Because there's going to be nights where we're like,
hey, can you just set some picks and guard somebody
and maybe take 10 shots?
And I don't know if he's going to handle that well,
would be my guess.
Yeah, the Maxie Brown dynamic will be interesting to watch.
But in terms of like satiating him over the course of the season,
this is a unique situation with him being LeBron who,
oh, shocker, he's 41 from those reports that kind of went around yesterday.
It's like, yeah, his feet and his back hurt.
Big shock.
There are going to be enough openings over the course of this season,
I think, to make Jalen happy.
Also, hey, I wanted to say,
there's some little birdies chirping that LeBron Phylon is kicking some ass.
I know we share an affection for him.
I heard that he's been kind of taking it to the starters.
I heard that.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I really wish Charlotte had taken him.
I'm still upset about that.
That was sitting right there for them.
Well, we have plenty of time to talk about Philadelphia.
Two teams left.
I'm going to go backwards, alphabetical.
Washington, it's Anthony Davis,
who just, they're basically like, we're not giving him an extension.
So he becomes a February trade deadline guy.
Rich Paul, who continues to work his magic,
as we saw recently with the Peyton Watson deal,
seems bound and determined to get him,
an extension.
He's 33 years old.
He's played 277 games since they won the 2020 title,
the Lakers, which is 45 a year.
And he can also opt in next year at 62,
which is just kind of lurking over all of this
and was the reason like his trade value wasn't nearly as high as
he thought it would be.
He's got, always has weird quotes about,
oh, I put on too much weight.
They asked me to be center.
It's like, I don't know what position he thinks he is.
Cause he's, you know,
especially as you get,
you get older, I think he's a center,
but he is fundamentally on paper,
a nice fit with SAR, right?
Now SAR, we'll see how healthy he is this year.
And SAR Davis to Bansa together makes sense to me.
Yeah.
But at 33 years old,
I'm not positive what's left here.
And all we've seen is him in street clothes.
So what do you think?
What's left for Anthony Davis here?
I would say.
What would you bet?
If you had to bet his stats for 2020,
26, 27 season games, points, rebounds.
What would your, what would your guests be?
If he plays, I would say.
Can't do plays.
Games have to be part of it.
You have to pick games, points per game and rebounds per game.
Oh, I mean, games will go.
I mean, I think the safe bet is to keep it in the four low forties.
I mean, based on what we see, I wrote that 48, I'll, I'll go 40, 44.
Okay.
I think when he, when he plays, I mean, he's gonna.
I mean, the, the Trey young Anthony Davis combination is, is just kind of
like match and NBA jam heaven.
I mean, they, they do fit together how, how they figure out the spacing around
that with SAR and with Devonta, who isn't known as a great catch and shoot player.
So that could be interesting.
Um, I'd say 18 points a game.
Is that too low?
It might be too low.
18 and nine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, this is such a weird roster.
It's such an odd.
I was at 19 and nine.
So we're right around the same.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
I can see that.
There's a lot of people to serve on this team.
Mm-hmm there's a lot of shots to be passed around.
I'll be interested to see how they do that.
You know, even like some of their swings and you have Trey Johnson come in and he's like,
I'm only playing five minutes.
I'm shooting, you know,
Bob Carrington was being held back as we,
yeah, we poor Bob Carrington in the shackles, but, uh, yeah, I just don't, I don't know
what to expect from Davis either way.
And he'll be, I think first three weeks and I test guy where I think.
Yeah.
I think you'll know it on the TV.
It's like, oh, Davis looks great.
Hmm.
He's he's either playing for a trade or extension, or it'll be like Davis isn't playing tonight.
We're kind of on the up and down rollercoaster and I don't think that'll be good for anybody.
I still don't know why Dallas traded him though.
Okay.
Last guy, Toronto.
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We're recording this.
It is a Monday afternoon.
We just did a rewatch of us.
Chris Ryan is still here.
Van Lathan is still here.
There was a couple of extra sports culture topics I wanted to hit.
I mean, one of the things I wanted to throw.
You see our, and I'm so glad bands here for this Dominic West, who's in war, the new HBO
movie, uh, HBO TV show where it's like the most high profile, nastiest divorce ever.
Um, is he a cable hall of famer?
Cause I feel like he is now he's then who's in the cable hall of fame.
Cause I feel like you have to be at, and at least two or three signature things.
Danes is up there.
Danes is definitely in there.
I think Matthew Reese, Matthew Reese is.
A first ballot when he might be the number one guy.
I think my guy hams on their ham.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, I'm not as big into your friends and your friends and neighbor, Matt, Matt, man, your friends and neighbors.
I don't go Fargo popped in on morning show.
Okay.
But he was Don Draper.
I mean, that's one of the six, seven best shows of all time, but I think he has a case, but Dominic West is a good one.
Cause he's McNulty, but he's not quite the star on the wire because basically in season four, he's, he's barely.
In it, which is the best season, the show, but he's still important, but then the affair, which was like that kind of the end of a showtime era and was, I felt like a show that, that had some mojo and now he's in war.
Um, and then, but he was also in a industry, Dominic West, wasn't he?
No, I don't think he was in an industry industry.
Who am I thinking of then?
Uh, all right.
So there's three, three for him.
I'm thinking of Kit Harington.
I'm mixing them up with English people stuff.
Is Kit Harington in the hall of fame?
Well, he's got two, two big ones.
He's got two big ones.
So I guess the, so how many do you need to be in the cable hall of fame?
Well, if you nail a Tony Soprano, you're in.
Right.
If it's an iconic role, you're in.
Here's the problem is that now we're, we've gotten to the point now where like Reese Witherspoon essentially makes TV shows.
Laura Dern essentially makes TV shows.
Um, Woody Harrelson makes a lot of TV shows.
Like you're getting all these movie stars who kind of dilute the value.
You have the trophy.
I think you're trying to give out, which is people who are like, I am been here from when it was like FX, Cinemax, HBO and Showtime.
And now I'm here when it's Apple, Netflix and a bridge in the gap.
I've, I've, I've like, I've just lasted and I can lead a show.
I can be second in a show.
So with like Amelia Clark is Khaleesi, but it doesn't have the second one.
I don't know if Khaleesi is enough.
She tried to make, uh, ponies was the, like the big effort that she had.
Not effort.
I mean, it was a good show, but then the fun thing about this idea is then you'd have the, the people would be like, it's time for Sharon Horgan.
Like that.
I don't know.
Then you have other people.
We don't appreciate Sharon Horgan.
Obviously like, look at her stats.
Yeah.
Like Edie Falco's in, right?
Yes.
Oz.
Cause Carmelo is Carmela.
She's in, but nurse Jackie as well.
Yeah.
So that's, but then Oz like kind of important for Oz for two and a half years.
Oz is an important jumping off point.
Elizabeth Moss is probably in there.
Cause she goes from West wing to mad men, to, uh,
Handsmith handmade handmade still.
And it's done a couple of other shows.
But I think it's diminishing returns for movie stars that are dipping into television.
I don't know.
They have to do a little bit more.
So maybe they're, maybe that's like a different wing in the hall of fame.
Right.
Carrie Coon.
So like put in there white Lotus, gilded age and, uh, leftovers.
Um, so like the color of Lee, what's her name?
Ray Seahorn.
Ray Seahorn.
Pluribus plus better call Saul.
Yep.
But like,
Nicole Kidman can't be in, I think if you're an established movie actress,
you're kind of not slumming on TV, but you're or Kate Winslet.
Dominic.
Dominic West is the guy who this is made for.
That actor is the guy that this is made for.
Like the guy who he's not the main character of the wire,
but he is the wires oriented.
I'd put Goggins in this Goggins has done justified the shield.
Uh, and then his principal's and righteous, uh, gemstones and yeah, Lotus.
There's a great one for this that would get like, and people would be all excited.
Little finger who was also a mayor Garcetti.
Yeah.
That guy, whatever that guy's name is.
He's a hundred percent.
Yeah.
He, what's his name?
I can't remember.
He starts off as Garcetti.
That would be the, that would be the hall of fame category.
It's like, what's his name?
That would be every year.
You elect one.
Pedro Pascal's done game of Thrones.
Last of us.
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, Pascal's good one.
Cause, but he was only in Thrones for like eight episodes.
Yeah.
They were pretty fucking memorable.
Yeah.
Like he has one of the most iconic scenes of all time.
If you're going to be in game of Thrones, that ensemble is so expansive.
You have to either have a other, another show to buoy you,
or you have to be one of the main drivers of plot in game of Thrones.
I mean,
Khalees is one of them.
Emmy Rossum's there now is two good ones.
Shameless.
I like Claire Danes is good for this.
That's like the,
that's the perfect one where it's like,
Oh, she's first bout.
She's got to be in there now.
It feels like every five or six years.
It's like,
Oh, she's going to win an Emmy probably,
you know,
like,
yeah.
All right.
So you're down with this.
So you think Dominic West,
definitely.
Sure.
Yeah.
And then you have Idris Elba needs one more.
Well,
he's done Luther hijack and the wire.
That's true.
He does have hijack.
He's in,
I forgot about hijack.
First season of hijack is awesome.
I think he's in.
I think he's definitely in.
And like,
once again,
in the wire,
what stringer last till season three,
he's three full seasons.
Yeah.
So stringer last till season three.
And he is such an important component to grounding the entire world.
He's not like an also ran character in the wire.
He's really,
really important.
Punisher,
uh,
walking dead bear.
We own the city.
We own the city.
Yeah.
American gigolo.
Yeah.
A show only Mallory and I watched.
Never saw it.
Never heard of it.
We were the,
we were the last two.
What about,
uh,
the guy from the bear?
Jerry,
Jeremy Allen White.
Yeah.
Cause he was shameless.
He's kind of where he's probably in obviously Brian Cranston.
Oh,
Cranston.
Yeah.
And then it's like,
when is Aaron Paul's time going to come?
Well,
he's done.
He's done breaking bad.
He's probably in do a third one.
I'm forgetting.
What's world breaking bad.
He's probably in.
Oh,
big love.
Big love.
Big love.
What?
Forgotten forgotten show.
Yeah.
That for the time that it was,
it was awesome.
It was really awesome.
Yeah.
At a BC.
Might just make it just for the three seasons of us.
And yeah,
I'm lost at a BC or I'm forgetting,
but you count network TV.
I'm saying you're going to network.
I don't count the network TV.
This is the cable streaming hall of fame.
Okay.
Who we're missing some glaring ones here.
I know.
I'm just,
I did this up top of my head,
but I was,
I think this would be,
it made me think how with culture we do have the award season,
right?
We have the Emmys and the Oscars,
a couple others,
but we don't have any sort of big thing that we could argue about
besides hacks and a watchman.
I would argue Jean smart's probably in just because of hacks.
I mean,
she won the Emmy five straight years.
There are no years are this fucking crazy.
Yeah.
That,
that,
that puts you in.
And I'll say Louis CK is in because Louis was the most important show for
four years.
He's fucking in.
There'll be controversy,
like whatever,
but no,
I just like it.
Cause it's like the,
the,
the topic is kind of losing air and it's like,
Oh,
it's going down.
It's going down.
And then bill brings it right back up.
You guys listening to the R Kelly lately,
that show,
that show was the most important show for which version of Louis,
the FX one.
Okay.
So though,
cause there was an FX one.
There was an HBO one too.
There's lucky Louis.
Okay.
And then he made the one about we were doing Grant land and Louis was on
par with all the other shows that we talked about for years.
It's still,
it was pretty high up in the New York times top 100 list given,
given like his legacy.
He owns all of the shows that you can,
get on his website,
but you can't get them.
You can't rent them.
They're not on any streamers.
And I was what's happening right now,
Louis,
you're going on a whole new,
No, I'm just saying
I wonder what would happen
if it was on Netflix.
I wonder if it would have
a resurgence or not.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
Chris, you want to. It's pretty rare
to make Van uncomfortable.
This is exciting.
Just saying,
it was a good show.
I think both of us
are having this meta experience
of this from one topic
we weren't prepared to discuss
to reckoning with Louie's legacy.
And I'm like,
I thought I was talking
about Manchester City.
That's coming up.
Wait, before you do
Manchester City,
Van Saad Digger.
The biggest bust
of the last two years
and the final. Two, yeah.
The final nail
in the Tom Cruise coffin
unless he's playing
a Mission Impossible guy.
I'm not pronouncing
that dude dead yet.
He could play
Mission Impossible
or Top Gun Maverick.
He's going for Days of. Or Cocktail 2.
Days of Thunder 2.
He sequels only at this point.
So I'm going to say this
and I understand
how this is going to sound
to the audience
because of my reputation.
As a Zagger?
As a Zagger.
Okay.
Professional Zagger.
I would rather them
call me a Zagger
than something else
that sounds the same.
Okay.
So I saw Digger.
Yeah.
I went to see the movie.
I saw it by myself.
Did you see it
because you thought
it was going to be fun
to see how bad it was?
So I saw the movie
just because
of the divisiveness
of the reactions
to the movie.
Okay.
Now a lot of people
that I know have said
that this is like
one of the most terrible movies
over on the big picture.
They seem to be
a little split.
Sean liked it more than Amanda.
So I was like,
I have to see this movie
for myself.
You guys,
I thought Digger was brilliant.
Brilliant.
Are you an NRE2 fan otherwise?
Like Birdman?
Birdman I liked.
The Revenant,
I was like,
I'll never see that again.
Those are the only ones
that I've seen besides this.
I thought Digger was. I like The Revenant.
I thought Digger was brilliant.
Like I thought Digger
was brilliant in execution.
I thought what I heard
Amanda say about it
is very true.
There are times
where,
the movie is
incredibly grating
and like just like
hard to watch
and you can tell
that at this point,
like AGI doesn't have
anybody to like
pull him back
or edit him
from scenes that go on
a little bit too long.
They're a little too off-putting.
But beyond that,
which is,
you know,
flaw of a director
that has a lot to say,
I don't want to ruin the movie
for CR.
I know you haven't seen it.
I thought it
reconciled itself
really well.
It takes on a
really important topic
and it is entertaining.
But I legitimately
loved the movie.
Did you read a lot about it
or listen to the big picture
or any of those other,
like did you,
did you go into it
with any expectations
other than like
I want to see what
the big fuss is about?
So I didn't read
enough about it
to have the movie ruined.
I watched clips
of what they had
to say about it
just because I was
kind of interested.
And then I went into it
without having any of
sort of the meta commentary
in the movie
spoiled for me
and expecting excess.
Yeah.
Because it is excess.
I'll say something.
That role for Tom Cruise
at this point in his career
is to me
the perfect role
for him to take.
And for me to say why
I would have to spoil the movie,
which I don't want to do.
Okay.
I mean,
the bitch only made
eight million dollars
in the first,
so it doesn't seem like.
But to me,
there's a juxtaposition
of how we view Tom Cruise
and how he probably
wants to be viewed
that is illustrated
through his performance
in the movie.
Okay.
So I really enjoyed it.
And at the end,
I sat back
and looked at the film
and taking it in
in its totality
and I thought,
there's probably
a little bit of this
that I couldn't put
my finger on it
why this one is overhated.
When there's so much space
made for these big,
gigantic swings
by these directors
and the $175 million art movie
that people are saying
is this kind of like,
it's almost heresy.
And this is what
is happening now.
Like, we're giving
tons of movies to.
Seems like it got the people
fired at WB too.
There's the final nail
on the coffin for them.
But they're having
a putrid, terrible year as well.
Like, just beyond this.
Supergirl and a couple
of other films.
I don't want to be
typically hyper-verbose about it,
but I really enjoyed it.
I really liked it.
And it seemed like
my theater did too.
I have a couple
of Tom Cruise thoughts.
Okay.
I don't think he should have
promoted the movie at all.
I don't think he should
have done anything
and I don't think it helps
when he does interviews
and those things.
I just think
he's gotten too weird.
This did lead to
my favorite social media video
of 2026,
which was Tom Cruise
on the red carpet
realizing the lady
was missing
one of her legs
and then realizing
he didn't appropriately
have the interaction
go reflecting
that he knew that.
So he kept coming back
and circling back
for two extra
handshakes with her.
And it was the weirdest
fucking thing I ever watched
and I watched it 20 times
and I just couldn't believe
how strange it was.
And just his general energy.
I don't know what's going on
with this dude.
I think one thing
that's really been a hallmark
for him since
I think night and day even,
if not before that,
I think he's always had
like incredible marketing push,
pushes and has done
these wild stunts.
But I remember back
when that movie came out
and it was like
he was going to go to a premiere
on seven different continents
in 24 hours.
And it just,
I wonder whether or not
it serves the movies anymore.
Like when it becomes
the spectacle of Tom Cruise,
you know,
in interviews
or doing social media stuff
becomes like a bigger deal
than what the movie is.
Because obviously people hear like,
like this movie was marketed.
Like you couldn't be like,
I didn't know Digger was coming out.
People chose not to go.
So people are like,
pass.
Now once people understand
what the movie is about,
I'm sure there's a bigger debate
to be like,
should they have shown more of it,
you know,
to people in the trailer
or whatever.
But I do think
it's a fascinating commentary
on like our modern media moments.
That people can kind of feel like
they know what it is
and have seen it
just by watching
all of the accumulated clips
that they see.
So based upon what actually happens
in the movie,
the movie was completely
and totally mismarketed.
When I say completely
and totally mismarketed,
the movie seemed like
it was marketed as
almost a farcical morality tale.
And that's like not what the movie is
at all.
The movie is,
it's part like absurdist.
But another part of it
is devastatingly grounded
in real world stakes
and consequence
in a way that that interplay
just keeps you
or at least kept me enthralled
all the way to the end.
To your point,
Tom Cruise does not know
how to exist
outside of spectacle right now.
And our belief in Tom Cruise
as a spectacle
is running out
because we've been with Tom Cruise.
I told somebody this,
I was talking to Jack Sanders
about this.
And I was like,
you know,
I played the Top Gun video game
on the first Nintendo.
Yeah.
The first Nintendo.
The Nintendo Entertainment System.
Mid-80s.
That means I'm in elementary school.
Yeah.
And I'm playing the video game
that is based on a movie
that Tom Cruise has starred in.
That's a long fucking time ago.
All right.
That's a long time ago.
So at a point,
you can't spectacle yourself
through your career
in your 60s.
People have to,
they have to feel like
some type of actual connection
to you beyond
things going fast.
And he just doesn't know
how to be anything
other than a star.
He's been a star.
He's shown that he can do that.
It remains to be seen
whether or not
he's going to be able to show
that he's a human being.
And I think when you look
at these interviews
and stuff like that
and you see him talking,
we're like, Tom,
why can't you just talk to us?
Like, why can't you just. Well, because the last time
he tried to do that,
it couldn't have gone worse.
But he wasn't even doing it then.
The 2005,
that Matt Lauer interview,
which was. Oh, now he was doing it then.
That was the last time
it was like. The psychiatry one?
Yeah, and about
postpartum depression
and medication
and how mad he was
at Matt Lauer
that he didn't understand.
I felt like ever since
that happened,
he just scaled back.
And he's like,
you're just going to see me as. Man,
I love higher learning.
It's so good.
Yeah.
God, it's such a great. You've got to be so proud
of that man.
Handshake.
Yeah.
It's just this like
unrealistic energy
at all times.
And I don't know
what's going on.
But if there was a person
to sell this movie,
a movie that's like
really. It's a. You have to make people
kind of fall
into the narrative
of the film.
I just think it would've
went better.
I think a lot of this stuff. So who would've been
the right actor for it?
That's a good question.
Do you think another actor
should've played it?
Because people thought
it was almost like
Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise
as Digger
was what I had in my head.
I intentionally. I try not to find out
too much about the movie.
I'm trying to think
an actor
that would've been
big enough to. Like, could Christian Bale
have played this?
Nah, because you need
a bigger star.
He could've,
but you need a star
that. Because there's something
that's happening
in the movie
that's a commentary
basically on the lead.
Okay.
So you need a bigger star.
There's just not many guys. Could've been Leo?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Like, almost definitely yes.
It was set up with Leo
at Netflix, I think,
is the original version of this.
Almost definitely yes.
And also,
it would've made sense
because of some of the stuff,
some of the passions
that Leo actually has.
He knows the worst thing
that happened to Tom Cruise
for this aging thing
you're talking about.
How good Top Gun Maverick was.
And when it hit,
we all loved that movie.
He's great in it.
They nail it.
There's, like,
just legitimately great scenes in it.
And I think it made him feel,
you know,
a little like LeBron winning
that Houston series last spring
where he's like,
I can still do this
for 10 more years.
I think he's also somebody
who looks really good
for 65 or 64,
whatever he is.
Yeah.
And is most. interested in
archival legacy
performances of his own
rather than like creating new characters which is what
I guess this is really going to send the wrong message
because like he really put his
ass on the line for this one and now
he's going to go do Days of Thunder. This was like his
Paul Newman in The Verdict basically. And I'm sure they'll
put Top Gun 3 in. Yeah.
I'm just so surprised that
he hasn't learned the collateral lesson.
Collateral lesson is
Evil Tom Cruise. Evil Tom Cruise but
also lowercase
T Tom Cruise. I remember
even when Tom Cruise went on
He went on 106
and Park and he
goes on 106 and Park which was a big deal.
The motherfucker is still Tom Cruise. Everybody
was like oh shit. But he goes on there
to do the
to sell that movie with Jamie Foxx
and I never forget that
he's talking up Jamie Foxx as
Ray. And
that was interesting
to watch him. He's like Jamie
is Ray. And it's
like fucking A. Like Jamie has
fucking arrived. But it also
felt like Tom Cruise in that moment
was just being a good guy. Like
a good pal. He was still in promotion
mode. But that movie
and that performance was grounded in a
way. I don't feel like he's tried
it again. I don't feel like he's
had. I don't know.
It's like at this point everything
else has been established for him. The only thing that
hasn't been established for him is
the small or muted role where he gets
into it and it feels like he's really connected
to it. I just wonder if he has too much bag.
to play parts that we don't
already know what the part is.
And I mean baggage with like we know so much
about the last like 50 years
of Tom Cruise basically. Yeah I mean I think
he's just a celebrity in a way
that
it's kind of an alien.
You know what I mean? That's what I mean.
He doesn't. He had all
these celebrity relationships and then they come and go.
He doesn't talk to them anymore. He doesn't
like have relationships with his kids.
And I don't really know anything about him
and it seems intentional. The science
ology thing's been explored forever
but he's out of all the celebrities
we have. I think that's
the one that I have no idea
who the real person is. If you went to dinner
with him for two hours
what would it be like? Well I think it would
probably be like everybody who's
like directly interacted with him
in a dinner or
working with him. They all come out of these
movies like that dude is the fucking
man. Yeah he's so much energy. Like he
made sure this happened. Yeah. He's
like never. He's tireless.
He has so much attention to detail. He's
always just trying to make the best movie
and it sounds like he did the same thing with this.
Everybody who came out of Digger is like
I can't believe like what I witnessed
on that set with Tom Cruise and his level of
preparation and his dedication to the movie.
It just didn't work.
That's what carries it for him.
But Van saying that makes me want
to see it even worse. I just didn't get a chance to see it this weekend.
So there's a monologue that he delivers
in the movie and
it's a long one
and it's heavy handed
and it's
this sort of commentary
on what's happening in
the movie you're watching and the movie that you're not watching
at the same time and all that stuff like that.
I think he's going
fucking crazy. I think he's on
top of it. I think he's on his shit.
But that film
needed a human being to sell
it because it
is about the very nature
of, I can't spoil
it, but it's about the very nature of performance.
It's about the nature
of what it means to be performing.
Not only in the story that you're watching
but in a different story. It's about
how those things connect
and take our eyes off
the ball of what's actually going on.
And it is, to me,
it worked very, very well.
Now look, it's a lot of movie.
It's a lot of movie
and there's some masturbation in there.
It's some jerking off.
Just when an artist is masturbating.
Oh, thank God.
I thought you were doing big sounds of lambs.
Anyway,
I just
think that Tom's
going to come back. He's going to make days. Who knows?
Were you intrigued to go see it or were you like,
this is a renter? It's a renter for me.
I feel you.
I worked out on Friday. I came home
and I turned the TV on to see
if there was baseball on.
Forgetting that there was no baseball on a Friday.
But the last cable channel
was a movie channel. Cocktail was
on. And it's
cocktail there in Jamaica. He's
behind the bar when Flanagan
shows up.
And Elizabeth shoes at the bar and she's like
giving him the, you know, flashing the eyes
at him. And then Flanagan shows up and he's
like, I'll bet you $500.
There's a, I'm not going to do his
Australian accent, but he has a success
manual in his thing and
Cruz and him are vibing. And I was like, man,
Cruz fucking, there was just nobody
like this. This is
a ridiculously stupid movie.
He's a bartender in Jamaica
and it's like riveting and he's great in it.
He's so charismatic. And I
don't think he ever figured out how to
audible from the charismatic
thing as he hit his fifties and sixties.
Like what, when you have
that kind of power that you can bring anything to
life like that, what do you do when you're 65?
You're not gonna be able to do it in the same way.
So what movies do you make? But this is the
kind of place where like he made
Color of Money when he was a kid
and Paul Newman was an older man and
Paul Newman is bringing
along a younger actor, is
playing a guy who's like grappling with the
last loss of his
own masculine virility
and all this stuff. And Cruz,
I haven't seen Digger, doesn't typically engage
with that. In Top Gun Maverick, the whole
point is that he still is the better
pilot than all these fucking kids. Right, he's
teaching them. Yeah. Like he couldn't have
played the Newman part in Color of Money, I don't think.
I mean, he should. But I don't
think he would. But
like to me, that type
of shit is right there.
They all did that.
Another film is
I think the perfect, this
being perfectly deployed, is Redford
in Indecent Proposal.
So in Indecent Proposal, obviously
Redford is a millionaire,
billionaire guy who wants to sleep with
Demi Moore and her all-time finance, right?
Pay the money, whatever. Redford
is both, I am
being supplanted here
because it's got to work out for these younger
kids, but at the same time
there's still this magnetism
of power and experience
that makes that character
desirable. Yeah.
Tom won't even do that. He's
holding on too tight. He's
still got to win the race at the end of it.
Brad, quiet as his cap,
same thing.
In F1. They're the same age, basically.
Yeah. F1's a good example. Like Brad
kind of quiet as his cap, same thing. We talked about that when we did the
F1 rewatch, boss. Right. He's
not quite ready to lose the. The other guy should have won.
He's not ready to lose the race yet.
Gotta be ready to lose the race.
Everybody
loses the race. Including Man City.
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All right, so Sierra's going to explain
the Man City thing to us, which is
100 times worse than the Clippers?
Yeah, 114 times.
So they've gotten
found guilty by the Premier League's
independent commission that was
looking into their
financial malfeasance or their
trespasses over the last
when they came in,
Sheikh Mansour bought the team
through, like, the
Abu Dhabi investment group in
2008, and
you probably were, like,
somewhat aware that this team came
in. They spent a ton
of money. Well, they also ran forever.
It was the Clippers. Totally the Clippers.
So Manchester United is
historically one of the
biggest, if not the biggest team.
It just turned at one point. And then
a lot of money from
the golf came into Manchester
City. Where that money
came from is what's up for debate.
And they immediately hired
Roberto Mancini to be
their manager and then started buying all these great
players. And they finally win the title
three years later. Won, I
think, six Premier League titles. Won the Champions
League. Won tons of trophies.
I knew that things would change for them
when they hired Roberto Mancini.
Did you really? Yeah. I knew. Because you were a big
Bobby Mancini guy? As soon as I saw Roberto
Mancini get hired, I was like, they're fucking sick.
They hired Bobby? They hired Bobby M?
They got, they immediately just
started, they basically, like,
changed the calculus of transfer
spending in world football.
Well, this was when I was friends with Mark Stein
when I was, when I picked Tottenham.
This was before this all happened with Man City.
And Man City was one of the finalists.
And the reason, one of the reasons I didn't pick them
was it was like, they can't ever win.
They're the lovable losers. And then the money
came in and it changed. So,
over the years, many raised eyebrows.
How the hell are they
spending this kind of money?
There are rules put in
place a couple years into their ownership
cycle where it's basically
league-wide called a financial
fair play, which means basically
you can really only spend in a relationship to what you make.
Now, you can make the argument that that helps bigger clubs.
So this is like NBA second apron or something?
A little bit.
So if you bring in $500 million,
that's what you're working with in terms of your transfer budget.
But if you bring in $50 million and you spend $300 million,
you're negative $250 million.
And if you go over negative $100 million over the course of three years,
if you don't balance your books, basically.
So you can't just be the rich guy who's like-
You can't just go out and get a bunch of money.
Money is no object.
I'll spend a billion dollars on this.
And this is made all the more complicated by two things.
One is that this has been something that people have been speculating about
for more than 10 years.
And when this is starting to happen-
So speculating that they weren't making as much money as they claim they were making.
Yes, because Manchester City's books would essentially,
their claim would be that they're as big of a club as Real Madrid.
And Real Madrid is one of the biggest brands in sports
and have built that up over decades.
Manchester City coming along and, I mean,
just ask yourself how many Manchester City fans you know.
Probably not as many as Arsenal or Liverpool or Real Madrid or Barcelona fans.
So this sounds like if somebody was pretending
they had more podcast downloads than they actually did.
Several years ago, exactly.
The Premier League-
You started putting like five episodes up a day
to try to juice your Apple rankings.
Yes.
Several years ago, the Premier League levels these charges against Manchester City
because one of the problems is so many of the ways
in which Manchester City is showing revenue
comes from companies, sponsorships through companies
that are also connected to either the UAE, Royal Family,
companies in Abu Dhabi, the National Airline.
This sounds like the Mark Walter.
Yeah, we got a lot, but like the money-
Just money going back and forth.
The money is there.
Yeah.
But where they're claiming-
Where they're claiming it comes from is what's up for debate.
And for years, these charges have been sort of looming
and hanging over the league and hanging over Manchester City.
And the kind of cynical view is like,
I think they just have better lawyers
and they're just going to delay and delay and delay and delay
until this is just like-
It's not unlike the fears I think people had
that like Balmer had more financial might than the NBA itself.
I think that there is a concern that Manchester City
would be similar to the Premier League.
At the-
At the start of what has been an eternal three-week break
in the Premier League
because they're off playing for their national teams.
On the Friday that that started,
the Premier League is like guilty.
114 out of 115 charges.
Wow.
Manchester City has until October 2nd to appeal this.
Then we're going to wrap this up by December.
But like we are going to-
We are going to like-
What's the penalty?
They don't know.
We don't know yet.
They have not articulated what the penalty is.
So that has led to this crazy speculation.
Of everything from they are expelled from English football to-
Expelled like no team like done like SMU death penalty?
So there's the pyramid system in England
where it's like these lower leagues that-
And it all goes up to the Premier League.
They're run by different governing bodies.
But the lower leagues have said we don't-
We stand with the Premier League.
Like if they kick them out,
like we're not going to take them in.
This is SMU death penalty.
Some of this is like-
I'm reading this from a bunch of different places.
But ultimately like it's really bad for Manchester City.
But how-
I mean, you can't do anything other than that as the penalty, right?
You could vacate titles.
Who cares?
I mean, you could deduct them 114 points
and they would just go down and come back up next year.
Yeah.
If you-
Or the following year.
But if you ban them from Premier League for 12 years.
But do they just go join La Liga or Bundesliga?
No, they can't do that.
They can't do that.
Why can't they?
Because those are national leagues.
So those are national leagues.
A team from outside the country can't join those.
You do bring up a good point that this would-
Perhaps spur on a revival of the conversation about having a Super League.
About just like 12 breakaway teams in Europe.
But the bigger issue that's come up over the last couple of days is
last week, finally-
Why am I so into this?
Because it hasn't been reported in a way that you and I would understand.
It's a global story, but England is a small place.
Let me tell you what I mean.
They ask the new Prime Minister of England, Andy Burdum,
who is coming into Downing Street.
He's become Prime Minister after being-
The mayor of Manchester for a very long time.
Manchester, Manchester City.
And his reaction, when the entire tide of public opinion is clearly,
get these fucking guys out of the paint.
We always knew this was cheating.
They ruined this, that.
Think about all the teams that came up short against them.
Teams that had their rosters raided by them.
Like, this is big fishy.
Well, they have Haaland now, the guy from the World Cup.
And I'll tell you about him in a second.
My guy.
So they're the-
Oh, okay.
So they have him.
So they're the-
Blue team.
But he is an example of the reported bullshittery that they were taking part in,
which is they bought him for, I think it was announced as like 51 million pounds or euros.
I can't remember.
He's obviously worth three times that.
Yeah.
But they apparently paid more for him
and just made the public announcement in agreement with this club.
Now, a lot of this is just like rumors and allegations and stuff like that.
Anyway, the point I was trying to make with the Prime Minister,
somebody asks him, they're like,
what do you think of this Manchester City thing?
And he goes, well,
I would really hate for these guys to really, you know,
face a lot of trouble for this.
They've been incredible partners with us in Manchester.
So now he steps into the bear trap
where they change prime ministers in England pretty frequently.
He had had like an amazing first couple of weeks of making these pronouncements.
And he had like a real, almost like Mamdani kind of energy about like,
we're going to fix this and fix that.
And one of his-
One of his big things was like,
I'm going to make,
take a lot of the lessons we learned in Manchester
and bring them to the rest of the country.
And now people are starting to dig into whether or not
there's a lot of like land deals in Manchester.
There's a lot of investment.
And it's like, it's, I mean,
Beats were getting wet.
I really like this guy, the politician.
I'm like, I'm like impressed with him.
But it's just like this,
this thing just got like global political rather than just like,
oh, what are they going to do with Manchester city?
It's like, well, if Manchester city,
their chairman has diplomatic immunity,
apparently they've invested in all this land.
Diplomatic immunity.
Are they, what do you mean?
Like the government's going to get involved and put people in jail?
No, but like he,
I don't think he could have any like tax charges filed against him.
Yeah.
And on top of that,
I think it's just this idea that if you have enough money,
you can buy your way out of whatever trouble you're in.
So-
Well, America's not like that.
No, I mean,
this is fair and square, brother.
So it's just become like this very,
very,
very interesting sports story.
And I think-
Well, the end game of it-
To people who care about football,
this is like Lance Armstrong times 50.
This is,
we've been watching these guys dominate this league more or less for the
last 15 years.
Everybody was always like,
damn, dude,
you guys just bought another 300 million in defenders.
Yeah.
Cause Barry Bonds never won a world series.
Right.
It was all for,
for him.
Yeah.
And there are multiple clubs.
Like there was a year when Arsenal at one point had lost like six players
to Manchester city,
you know,
like had this,
nobody was asking anything then it's like,
no,
they did.
This was a thing.
When they first came in,
this is when the debate about,
and I think this is happening in the NBA too,
where the debate about,
do you allow sovereign wealth funds or,
you know,
in,
in the NBA's case,
I think private equity,
but like,
do you allow these huge financial powerhouses to get involved to the point
where they're bigger than the league?
Yeah.
Obviously this is not like,
Oh,
the car dealer in Pittsburgh has the hockey team.
It's about a trillion dollars.
The fucking government of Saudi Arabia.
Yeah.
So they have diplomatic relationships with this country.
They have economic investment relationships with this country.
They have,
um,
200,000 people from the UK live in,
in Abu Dhabi.
Like it's,
it's all interconnected.
So how do you punish this team?
And what happens if they're like,
all right,
cool bet.
I'm liquidating this team and have fun city of Manchester.
Well,
didn't they build the new stadium?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Etihad is the stadium there.
Yeah.
So then,
okay.
So,
so big winner,
Manchester United.
No,
I mean,
they still stink.
I'm just saying like getting man city out of this completely.
And,
but at a certain point,
cause I'm trying to think college football being one thing prior to NIL,
there were all kinds of things that like,
if you shut down was the death penalty at SMU,
you didn't destroy the school.
There's still a lot of stuff that's there at the school.
Like SMU actually just has to stop being a college has to stop being right.
It's just gone in this situation.
Think about the economic damage it would do in any league that we've been in.
We follow to just nuke a franchise.
Like the Dallas Cowboys are just gone for 10 years,
but we're going beyond just like the 5,000 people who work at a Cowboy stadium
are out of jobs.
We're talking about like a massive economic footprint in a country.
Yeah.
And in a,
in a region,
right.
And that,
that was the same thing would exist here.
Right.
You nuke that you nuke the cow would be like,
if Balmer was like,
I,
it would have to be like almost like Balmer and Cronky together pulling out of,
or something like that. - Oh, wow.
- I was gonna say,
It would be the equivalent of if a city lost all its sports teams at the same time.
Like if Boston lost the Red Sox, Celtics, and Bruins all at once.
That's because in Manchester, this is the team.
It's not like there's a baseball team and a football team and a basketball team.
The reason why I ask is, in your opinion,
doesn't that mean that there will be some self-preservation involved
in whatever the penalty here would be?
But what if the Saudis are like, well, fuck it. Fine.
No, I'm talking about the league itself.
Abu Dhabi is the one who owned Manchester City.
Saudis own Newcastle.
So then like, I mean, they don't give a fuck, right?
That's another thing is like, if money can buy everything no matter what,
well, there is a region where the finances of the people who we're talking about,
if it's MBS, if it's anywhere else, is directly connected to the price of oil.
And they can essentially buy whatever the fuck they want to buy.
So whatever they want to buy, they can buy it.
They decide they want to pay a guy $600 million.
And a contract, if it was a year to play soccer, it's not no skin off.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, that happened basically.
Basically, it did. Right.
So there was always going to be some, if not malfeasance,
there was going to be some improperness there.
I'm a little improprietary.
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
There's going to be something there that was improper.
If they get involved in that much money comes into it.
On the other side, it's just like, I think that they started spending
and perhaps there was no rules to prevent something like this
because nobody had ever thought that a Petro state,
they would buy a football team and start funding it
as a way of using it for soft power across the world.
What I'm saying is in this situation right here,
can the league swing the machete as much as they want to?
Well, so. You like that whole region, the team is gone, the jobs are gone,
everything gone, the economic, like what's the worst they could do?
I mean, they took Chelsea away from Roman Abramovich.
He had to sell.
Okay.
So the multiple outcomes are you have to sell the team.
I don't think that they're going to do that.
Well, if we're going through everything,
that's the best case scenario if you're a Manchester City fan.
It's like, well, they just have to sell the team.
Yes, and you know, a consortium that includes Jeff Bezos
just bought Liverpool or bought a big chunk of Liverpool.
It's not like sports franchises are going down in value.
I don't know.
I would say they would have some takers.
So that's number one.
Number two is you're out of the league for 10 years
or five years or 15 years, whatever they say.
And then number three is you're out.
You're never coming back.
Yes.
You're liquidated as a franchise.
Is there any other possible outcome?
It would be a. Here, for the next four years, you start your season at minus 25 points.
So like a kind of rolling penalty.
But then why would anyone want to play for them?
Right.
So you just destroy the franchise.
Right.
So you just destroy the franchise on the pitch.
Basically.
You keep the semblance of the franchise together,
but you make it basically like now you have to go to the bottom
of English football and fight your way back up.
Essentially what the death penalty was,
it wasn't like we're contracting your sports program.
You don't have scholarships.
You don't have nothing to do, necessarily a roughness type shit.
How about vacating the titles?
Well, this has been a huge debate.
And it's an interesting conversation because I think obviously
we've had scandals in American sports.
Like whether it's been steroid baseball or Lance Armstrong and Tour de France
or even somebody would say like, you know, NBA, NBA stuff.
Right.
There have been discussions about whether or not
they should have to vacate those championships.
Should the championships then go to the people who are teams
that were in second place?
Oh, congratulations.
You're that you're now the 2018.
There's a handshake to me.
The kind of you have a parade.
If you get it.
If the shit is vacated, right?
If it's like a retroactive 2018.
Right.
Like if Alabama, Alabama play LSU,
one of the most debilitating experiences of my life to 2011.
We, we get the championship.
They make us champions.
Do you have a parade?
Do we like Baton Rouge?
It's like a fake title, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think anyone's excited about it.
So here's a question.
Like in terms of the, we all knew all the whole time.
I am not saying that Alabama was cheating.
But there was like a feeling when NIL came in that it was like now everybody is doing what the teams in the SEC were doing.
We don't need to talk about it.
You know what's up.
But is that like, does that negate or take away from what Saban accomplished?
Nope.
Because the reason why it doesn't is because on one side was all of the fucking dogs that they had.
And on the other side is fucking Honey Badger and all of these other guys too.
So the competitive balance that happens there is for other teams.
Like that's actually more a Mississippi State problem or even like a Tennessee problem or a problem of those athletes not being able to go to those schools.
By the time you got to the national championship game, it was good on good.
So that was, that's less of a fucking issue.
It's first round talent everywhere.
And there have been several Premier Leagues that were decided by two, three, five points.
That was about like a guy slips and doesn't, you know what I mean?
Like the margins are very fine.
Well, you're a Liverpool fan.
Does this make you mad?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Do you feel cheated?
I feel cheated in that I really liked our previous manager who was mostly the manager during this era, Jurgen Klopp.
Um, and I think he's one of the most dynamic coaches.
Ben's a big Klopp guy.
I've never seen.
Klopp.
And I think.
Kloppster.
I think he knew he was playing with one hand tie behind his back or against uneven, an uneven playing field.
And they went about their business, but I don't, I don't, I just don't know what the right answer is.
Here.
I don't like it's, it's that thing where you're like, well, you can't liquidate the franchise.
That's crazy.
I don't even know that they have like the legal means to do that, but you can ban them from the league.
Well, especially the, the rest of the years in the league could vote to, to expel them, you know, and just be like, play football elsewhere, you know, start your own league.
But you just said there's nowhere to play.
If that happens, like, I don't see, I don't see the Abu, Abu Dhabi group being like, yeah, we're just going to stick around.
We like love England.
So we're just going to hang out, you know?
Oh, so maybe a way to send them.
Well, okay.
Another question I'll ask real quick.
My last question.
I'm going to say, hang out, like continue to invest in England.
So is the premier league prepared to force teams or compel them to sever their relationships with golf money?
Is there, is there, is there going to be, no, I don't, I, that would be, I think what they would say is that the money is the money.
It's the way in which the money was accounted for and they tried to hide.
It's just,
which is the crime or not the crime, but the, that's the, that's the problem, right?
None of these leagues have ever said, yeah, we can't let that person in.
Nobody's going to do that.
If the check clears, they're letting them in.
No, it doesn't matter what the league is.
You saw Adam Silver was delighted about the, the Vegas valuation.
But he let him broker up.
But the problem is this though, but the problem is this though, when it's that much money, what people are not going to want to do is leave three or $400 million, a billion dollars on it.
On the table, they want, they're going to want to figure out a way how to utilize as much of the limitless spending that those countries are willing to do.
So in that lies, like a festering opportunity to do shit that's behind the, like there's a salary cap.
Sure.
And it's all this stuff.
Sure.
But sure.
But yo, man, there's an extra $400 million out there.
Like, how do we get it?
Like, is there a world where there's also a reality where England left Europe several years ago when they did Brexit?
And economically are not in the same position that they were when they were part of a common market in, in terms of like trading with the EU.
So like, they're like, I don't know if we can really like afford to, to give this up.
I, I don't, I don't know.
I'm not a great.
So even if, even if you find them for, or you get that rid of them for five years, it's half a decade.
That's a long time.
All their players will leave.
They'd have to start over from scratch.
They lose a ton of revenue.
Maybe that's how it plays out.
The whole point of that people like Mark Stein, who's rooted for Man City.
His whole life.
Yes.
You do have like, so he just doesn't have a team anymore.
He's they're dead.
I don't know.
I mean, SMU had SMU fans probably felt that way.
It's a long ass time until they became a relevant college football team.
Again, it's like they are a relevant college football team right now.
They got their program back like before then.
But like now with NIL, there's so many fucking rich guys that are in and around that program.
They're always going to be a problem.
Texas tech places like that are going to be a problem.
I guess what I'm saying is, you know, I'm trying to be with you.
Like UCLA.
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think.
You're not.
You're not a booster yet.
I'm not a booster.
Okay.
You're a booster.
Not a booster.
He's an emotional booster.
He's a, you know what I am, man?
He's a cultural booster.
You know what I am?
I'm a connector.
There you go.
I don't know.
It's just, it's very fascinating.
Because how do you do it?
I think they'll wrap it up by Christmas.
I mean, the appeals process being what it is.
But they're playing the season right now.
No, they, well, they've been off for three weeks.
No, but I mean, they're all in the middle of the season and the first game back.
Next weekend for Manchester city is at Liverpool.
And what happens to Holland?
Yeah.
What does he do?
That's all I really care about.
I'm sure a lot of these guys have clauses in their contracts about what it takes to break it,
what it takes to escape it and get out.
I think this would be a force majeure kind of thing that is, but I've never seen something
like this happen in sports.
I personally, like there was scandals in Italian soccer, Italian football, Calciopoli.
There have been cheating scandals, whatever happened.
Top Choppily.
Top Choppily.
Yeah, I remember.
Do you remember?
Italian.
the difference
the Titans would just
kill people
this is a situation
where I think
those guys would probably
be like
the thing I think
keep coming back to
is the reason why
I think
Abu Dhabi got involved
with the team
in the first place
was to use it as a
platform
to express
a different version
of their like
vision for the world
and their vision of themselves
to the world
sports watching
if
if
if they've been disgraced
here
and people have written
about this
like what's
what's the incentive
to be involved
well no
this
I mean what they
what they essentially do
is they
it's really interesting
if you take boxing
or golf
or soccer
they just go
all in
let the chips fall
where they may
and if it goes bad
they're out
no fucking big deal
a lot of these countries
know that
you know
they're based around
fossil fuels
like that's what the
economy is based around
that's not
infinite
and so at some point
there needs to be
penetration
into other areas
of like
travel
travel
come here
there was this gigantic
this gigantic development
that was supposed to be
happening in Saudi Arabia
they were essentially
building a city
yes
you've heard of this
and there's gonna be
this gigantic
huge thing
like four
trillion dollars
or whatever they're gonna do it
and that was a way
to like
have people come there
and vacation
come to a tourist destination
come to a tourist destination
to kind of get out
of needing to
you know
have your
have your economy
dictated by the rises
and falls
all I'm saying is that like
they're not gonna give a fuck
there's something else
for them to buy
like
there's a different way
for them to
incept themselves
into western culture
and I don't mean to
come off sounding like
in any way xenophobic
no I agree with Van
they just move on
to the next thing
they just move on
to the next thing
the question is
what is the franchise
and the stadium worth
that's like a
state of the art stadium
right
it's a big franchise
in a good spot
with a big fan base
and
Liverpool just went
for whatever
but it's a
it's a
it does the
and are you buying
a disgrace team
that can't compete
for five years
do the charges
carry over
like if
if uh
they'd have to carry over
for five years
if Billionaire X
comes in
is like
I got it
I'll buy it
I'll buy it
for six billion
let's get out of here
I'll buy it
for ten billion
let's get out of here
nah there's gotta be
ramifications
does the
does Holland
and
and uh
Rand Shirky
like all these guys
stay on the team
like that seems
like a pretty cool
I think they're out for
if I was sports are
which you know
a job I've been applying
for for 20 years
sports are then
would have the global
sports are brings me in
yeah
I would just be like
look you're out for five years
and you gotta sell the team
and that's where we are
team's gone
out for five years
and sell the building
the team cannot compete
in the premier league
until 2031
okay
and that's what I've decided
and what I say to you is
hey we have this
fucking stadium right
it's a big
huge deal
yeah
we have all of these jobs
that are on the table
what about the economic
we can't come back
in five years
the economic distress
we can't come back
might kill
this is where you get into
too big to fail stuff
right
the economic distress
might destroy what it is
that we have going on
and permanently alter the league
doesn't mean they can't play
somewhere else
just don't know where
that would be
they join the Saudi Arabia league
no
I mean
it's not happening
MLS
yeah
MLS yeah
there you go
jump up right next to
the Philadelphia Union
this is my
this has been my book report
there you go
it's a
it's the rare sports story
that there's no solution
that
is the solution that's obvious
there's the fair solution
you know
the fair solution is
they broke the rules
and there should be a punishment
other teams have gotten
these punishments
Nottingham Forest
Everton
well they're definitely
getting punished right
yes but is it gonna
what
this is the problem with
um
three weeks of nothing
but people trying to
outdo themselves
by how outraged they are
about it
is like now we're getting
to the point where it's like
alright man
you guys want
Elliot Ness to come out
and put these guys in handcuffs
like what are we gonna do
like
yeah
what's an approach
appropriate
punishment
for what these guys did
and it's been three weeks
of like
I haven't had any football
I watched
so I'm just thinking about this
I'm listening to sports radio
all day
and podcasts about this
so what's the mood
in like your average
Manchester pub
at like 730
on a Saturday night
it's gotta be grim
it'll be really interesting
to see Liverpool
versus Man City
next weekend
because
it's at Liverpool
and a lot of people think
that it's going to be like
a real hornet's nest
but it will be also interesting
if it's just like
another game
I don't know
I don't know
I can't
I can't really call it
truly last question
if in fact
Ben loves this
he didn't know anything about it
I think it's
it's really fascinating
because
there are a lot of other problems
that exist in the world
that are
that this is kind of
a microcosm for
yeah
if I can agree
yeah
so
if
if in fact
the road less traveled
less traveled happens here
and there's really not
a big penalty
and everybody decides
that we're gonna do something
that's more for show
and do our best
at sweeping this
under the rug
how will the worldwide
or English
soccer fandom
respond to that
would there be outrage
wait
so say
phrase that again
so if they're soft
on the penalty
if they're soft
on the punishment
but the thing is
they can't be softer
than existing penalties
I think it will confirm
the way a lot of people feel
which is like
you can buy your way
out of trouble
but what's the worst penalty
that the Premier League
has ever given out
I think
like have people been
banned for a couple years
to an individual
or to a team
to a team
you get
points deductions
and then you get
banned from
like you can get
a transfer ban
but they have not
been significant
and the teams
that have had to
take them on
for the most part
have either figured out
ways around them
but what they did
was a hundred times worse
than anything
anybody else probably did
so like there's no punishment
that could even
they invented a new infraction
yeah
so there's
so there's no punishment
that could even be
yeah
dozens
a dozen fan bases
at least
who are like
these guys directly
impacted my
like my enjoyment
of my life
see
like we had
this team
we were this close
to champions league
qualification
and they fucking
bought it
we had this team
we were in the
FA cup final
against them
they kicked our ass
we had this guy
who was supposed
to be the backbone
of our team
for the next five years
and they bought him
and like that's
they got blood
in their mouths
like people are
pissed off
this is what would
happen if like
the Clippers
had won three titles
with Kawhi
and then all this
stuff came out
people would have
been so much
madder about that
story
yeah
but they were
you know
they felt
you think about
like the things
where it's like
if the Clippers
had also just
continued then
to be like
we'll take Tyrese
Halliburton
we will take this guy
you know what I mean
and every year
you were like
damn we got a good
little player
like this is
we got
we've got something
for the future
and the Clippers
were like
we'll have that
yeah
we'll take Nick Batum
this is why there is
a second apron though
you know
like this is
if you would let
three years ago
Mark Walter
have full
like I can
I can outspend
everybody
I mean baseball fans
would say
that's
this is kind of
what happened
with the Dodgers
and it's a
relatively similar
situation
and the Dodgers
and then like
the Yankees
before them
even though he
didn't put
everything within
the rules
yeah
how he had
the money
to do this
stuff
seems like
it was not
in the rules
and it's also
like I think
the idea of
rather than
caring about
like competition
between athletes
you're caring
about like
bookkeeping
and the fact
that the Dodgers
figured out
this way
to amortize
these contracts
over the
to pay themselves
with their own
money
but also
to be like
we're gonna
back load
your
deal
or we're
gonna make
it an
eight-year
deal
that pays
out like
this
you know
it's like
if you guys
had thought
of this
you should
have done
it
but I
think
it feels
unfair
it feels
unfair
when
Scoogle
goes to
the Dodgers
I mean
I think
Sierra's
pissed off
I think
he is too
I think
he's a
smoldering
volcano
there is
there is
these motherfuckers
cost
Liverpool
Liverpool's
had a nice
run
it's fine
there's daylight
between
hey
you know
what
how about
a league
me and Max
went back
and forth
about this
like
how about
a league
where
there is
some type
of care
put in
the competitive
balance
where you
just can't
use the rest
of the league
as a farm
team
I understand
that
this is
something
that's like
actually
much more
breathtaking
and that
is hidden
money
that is
not supposed
to be
there
this is
like
a complete
subversion
of the
spirit
of the
competition
in the
league
and rules
I'm sure
there's a
Manchester City
fan out there
who's listening
to me
and they're
like
this is
what
Manchester
United
used to
do
people
would have
a good
player
Manchester
United
would come
pluck him
up
it's not
like
this is
the first
time
anyone's
ever
splashed
the pot
in
English
football
but I
think
the scale
of it
the fact
that year
after year
you would
get to
the spring
and the
team you
were cheering
for was
playing with
a kid
from the
academy
and some
converted
winger
was playing
fullback
because
they were
like
everybody's
fucking
hurt
and then
Manchester
City
just brings
another
million dollar
guy off
the bench
and you're
like
god damn
dude
I forgot
you guys
are Jack
Grealish
like how
do you
guys
have
all
these
people
this
reminds
me
of the
rewatchables
category
how
would
Van
Lathan
get out
of this
one
I'm
wondering
like
if you're
Manchester
City
the people
that own
it with
the fans
how do
you get
out of
it
it's like
hey you
guys
wanted to
win
yeah
we did
I didn't
hear you
guys
complaining
when we
were lifting
up trophies
you weren't
asking how
the meat
was getting
slaughtered
every year
they won
the governor's
cup
yeah
like the
king's
challah
the zag
would be
to do
Leo and
Wolf of
Wall Street
and be like
I'm not
fucking
leaving
give us
our penalty
but we're
committed
I'm not
fucking
leaving
Jordan
Belfort
defense
and we're
hanging out
and we're
going to
build this
back up
from the
studs
we love
Manchester
we love
being here
so in the
short term
you save
a ton of
money
because
it's
all the
players
are out
of their
day
in the
short term
you're also
going to
have to
pay a
huge
fine
I think
well
like
just
at the end at the risk of this going on another 30 45 minutes like what what what what's that
number look like like what would that be oh 500 million dollars i mean yeah i i i like the the
level of like accounting alleged accounting fraud would suggest it would be in the hundreds of
millions if you were going to be like you have to pay that back if this happened with the knicks
i'm trying to imagine what it's like to be fans of other teams that's the other thing
they are going to get sued by these other clubs right individually if this happened in the next
i'd be like get him get him so this could be potentially a billion dollar mistake sure
cr's book report new feature i love that this was great yeah um thanks guys thanks for having me man
no problem all right that's it for the podcast thanks to kyle and van and cr thanks to eduardo
and chris and gahow as well
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