Natalie's Coachella Secret

what's up guys well back to views the thursday episode i'm here with jason natalie listen between us how much do you guys like when i give you guys like space news i'm i'm getting into space a lot i just saw some another ufo uh guy died you know did you see this the 12 ufo experts have been killed or committed suicide oh yes i saw that yeah yeah yeah that's why i like this a lot it was on like fox news or something right you know how everyone's always like this this is to distract us from the files or whatever yeah that's what people were saying about this yes like 12 this is even what i was going to report i didn't know you were so tapped in i am wait what were they they were all scientists that were they're just like scientists that have been going like researching the ufo and saying stuff about ufo sightings and they're all dead oh yeah but which is weird because it's like well they are releasing a lot of the information so also why are they dying but then also and they all die like weird deaths like they shouldn't be dead yeah but the thing is is like why and they've also said like if anything happens to me they have said that yeah isn't that crazy how that kind of stuff could just get buried like you could say whatever you want like they could say exactly that they can make a video they could be like hey i'm completely healthy if i die tomorrow something's happened and then they die tomorrow and the government will do something about it and then they'll do something about it or whoever whoever could just bury the video yeah but so you got to make sure you have good friends around you so they go and they fight for you oh so i should look for new people but listen so um there's these new pictures released about space okay um so there's this i really don't know how to explain this to you guys because i don't think your brains can handle the information well we've got two brains here i don't know i don't know if my brain wants the information so okay so i'm so do you guys see this picture i'm holding up it kind of sucks because we're not a video pod but basically it's like the picture looks like a spider web so there's this there's this um there's these like formation of telescopes that we have here on earth yeah and they photographed a bunch of galaxies and they got a bunch of galaxies in one picture and it looks like a spider web but every little white thing is it's made up of tiny little dots do you know how many galaxies were in that photo 47 million galaxies oof you know how crazy that fucking is yeah and in our galaxy makes me sick no natalie hates i like i'm physically ill like i'm gonna have to call out for the rest of the day so so let me just say this so pluto okay guys really bear with me here i'm sorry this is a lot of information to deliver you're making me dizzy well i'm just not capable of telling people all these facts i'm feeling so insignificant it's blowing my fucking mind yeah okay we are all insignificant yeah like obviously i'm lit but like you guys should think about where you've fallen with the rest of these galaxies okay so we our galaxy do you know what it's called yeah what is it the milky way yes good job the milky way galaxy it's a hundred thousand light years across does that make sense so if you're traveling at the speed of light it would take you a hundred thousand years to get from one side to the next yeah what okay and just so you understand how far away that is yeah pluto is point zero zero zero six light years away pluto a planet that's so far we don't even want to count it as a planet right because it's so far hey what is this thing doesn't this make you not care about the trees and that's it you want cut no i want these trees cut okay if we could send you up in space would you go it's you zane heath oh i love zane heath zane heath they're going and taylor's there you zane heath you guys go up in space you walk on the moon they guarantee you it's going to be safe and you'll come back you go wait guaranteed well you know within reason well because you don't want to get stuck out there like that lady well it just depends what i'm doing like if i'm going to the moon like for sure like am i being blasted out like forever into space no no you're you're in the ship just to go for like a week yeah you go there i don't take you longer than a week to get there but i don't know who would say no to that i feel like the question you'd go the question has came to me and was like david for some reason yeah studied your podcast we've been listening to views and you're a genius nobody else knows how many galaxies there are okay so they need we need to send you up there we need to send we need to send you up to the save the universe i see i see then and i'm like you want them to stroke your ego first yeah yeah but then if they're like you can't come back to earth yeah like that's a question oh no no no i wasn't saying that really because that's more that's more 50 50 to me like that's more like oh you you don't want to come back you want to go you want to go out a hero no i'm saying obviously i'm gonna go to the moon if i'm back in a week so you'd go yes a simple question would you fuck no oh that's so weird really i would go for sure go to the moon for a week why to see what like there's nothing out there not to see it's like um just to do it's just to do just to check it off just to say hey i went to the moon yeah like the other day i went to the this billiards place here i wouldn't be able to poop for like two like i know that's you could literally go anyway you probably have to clean it up i can't even poop on a six-hour flight to boston can't poop for a couple days i feel like you'd be you'd be really clogged up they're going to space i would be so clogged up going to space i don't like this but like i'm saying like listen like you're just gonna check things off your list like i went to the billiards place down here on ventura oh yeah and like did i want to go yeah no but it's it's checked off my list now like i've been to the billiards you play so it's similar no we didn't the table is an hour and a half wait but now i don't have to go there anymore because i've done it same with the moon if jay if someone came to you this is basically the premise of interstellar um and was like for some reason jason nash you know the only ways around the universe we need can you go into space yeah and there's a good chance you'll never come back there's not a good chance there's a 95 chance yeah you will never come back to earth yeah but you will save civilization will you go no oh what you're not saying the wrong are you fucking with me no i have kids i'm not going to fucking save someone else go they're all gonna die you're the only one fucking crack i i mean can you i can't think you can't guarantee about it think about it you can't get no one would guarantee anything do you know what i mean i'm not running into space i bet i would want to go jay what what do you mean can't guarantee anything what do you you're saying you wouldn't you wouldn't give up your life for every human being on the face of earth including your kids what are you saying oh they're gonna die too everyone's dying oh everyone's dying okay yeah yeah i go no your kids are gonna die regardless whoa yeah i'm making it what the hell i'm making it nastier because i am like deeply so i go i go and my kids die and you kill my kids too i will shoot your kids personally i save the universe and you kill my kids you go up to space there's a planet sort of like from avengers endgame where the only way to save the rest of civilization is you have to give up two people you love and you think about and you're like obviously i love david the most but my kids there's two of them it would just make more sense i wouldn't you wouldn't say you're presenting two different scenarios now which scenario would you like me to answer i want you to would you kill your kids for the for for everybody for for the human race oh wow fuck no hell no but like then what do you what are you and charlie and why are you going to do on this planet all by yourself hang out play video games and then just die i mean i don't know i mean that it's it's like it's kind of like you're gonna have to it's a loaded question you're gonna have to procreate in order to save humanity the question have you seen the train track theory there's a train heading towards five people on on like on a railway yeah and if you pull the lever the train will pivot and only kill two people yeah to a different railway if you don't touch the lever it kills five people yes yes yes what do you do do you intervene and now feel like you have killed these two people do you physically pull this lever and now you've chosen two lives over five you've chosen oh wait we've talked about this really yeah what did you choose i mean i feel like you changed your answer a lot of things depending on what your mood is that you kill two or five yeah i mean i guess i would kill two yeah i'm killing two really yeah i think so i mean that i understand like the guilty conscience i guess but i think you just i feel like that's the right thing well it's like it's like sex journalists list right like you save as many as you can yeah but it's not about who you're killing it's about who you're saving okay can i present it in a different way sure you're standing on a cliff with your buddy yeah and you're looking at the railroad tracks no one knows you're there no one will ever know you're there and you see the train going to hit those five people and your buddy's like i think we can make it down and pull it over so it kills those two people yeah do you run down and do you pull that lever and you're like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die and do you pull that lever or do you go this is so has nothing to do with me i don't want this on my mind like the trains this is destiny i don't know why these people are tied to the tracks i cannot switch this train from the five to the two because that will actually feel like i killed the two no i'd just go i'd hit it so it would only kill two these two were safe before you came down you you understand that what do these two people that were tied to the other side of the track were oh i see i see i can i can kill five or i can right but either way you're killing five you're presenting a scenario where i kill five or i kill two you have nothing to do with the train tracks Until you step forth and you pull the lever. Right, right, right. What would you do? I'd definitely kill the two. No, I actually don't know. That question. I hope it happens to you. It really does. I really hope when you go to the soccer game today, the scenario is presented to you and you're in that situation. I wish we could still make videos like that. Tying people to train tracks? Like, no, yeah. Like, I remember when we did the Jonah prank. Yeah. People were like, whoa, man, this was really fucked up. Yeah. But it's like, one, they didn't realize what an asshole Jonah was. Right. Where that happened. But two, it's like, everything was fine at the end of it, but it was like a really good prank. Like, I like watching pranks that are like, what the fuck? Nathan Fielder has the best prank of all time, in my opinion. What is it? Have you seen that haunted house thing he does? No. It's so good. He has these people. He says this is the scariest haunted house in the world. Yeah. People sign waivers, everything. And the couple's going through the haunted house, and one of the people jumps out and scares them, but accidentally touches them. And then Nathan Fielder comes out and was like, I'm so sorry, you didn't make contact with this woman, did you? And they're like, what? Like, all the lights come on in the haunted house, everything, like, the staff comes out. Did you end up touching this woman? Yeah. And they're like, yeah, yeah, she touched me for a second. And then he's like, she has a disease. And basically, he explains to them that she has a disease that'll transfer over to them when they're touched. Yes, yes. And they have to shut down the whole thing. I remember this, yeah. And then the ambulance comes, picks them up out of the haunted house, takes them to a medical facility, like, to a hospital. That is, I think that's, like, a really good, like, Yeah, it's really good. proper prank. I think the phrase, it's just a prank, bro, kind of ruined pranks. What's that phrase? Yeah, what's that from? I don't know where it's from, but, like, I think a prank, if, like, like, Nathan Fielder did it with class, I don't think you do a prank where, like, I'm pretending, like, Jason's, Jason just died. You know what I mean? Like, there needs to be some level of, like, taste in it, and then I think it's good. Right. Like, some level of, like, tomfoolery or, like, Ocean's Eleven style, like, hijinks. Yeah. Then I think it's good. But, like, yeah, I think there's, there's been a lot of pranks on YouTube that are, like, far too crazy. And, yeah, it's kind of killed it for everything. I guess it comes down to, like, you know, the emotional distress that the person's under, too. You're like, anybody could fucking flip out. You know, like, he, Nathan Fielder had a show on HBO, and this woman, like, went there and was made to think that she was on, like, an American Idol type show. And she came out, and she was like, that was so fucked up. That was, like, two weeks of my life, and I thought I was on an American Idol show, and I wasn't. Okay, I think that's crazy, though. Yeah. Doing that to, like, random people. I'm talking, like, your friends that you know inside and out. Okay, well, yeah, I mean. Yes. Most. I agree. Taking a random person and, like, that's, that is actually kind of crazy. Yeah. Maybe I'm actually too soft for this conversation myself. But that is. Have you ever been pranked? I don't know. I'm sure. Almost. When Steve LaDue gave me the car, he was supposed to blow my car up. Oh, yeah. He told me, he's like, I almost blew your car up, so I almost. I almost got pranked there. Where have I gotten pranked? Oh, the SZA prank. Oh, yeah, that was good. When SZA came to my birthday party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was real. Yeah. That was a real, I was duped. It's so funny to be duped. It's just like, I showed Naveen the prank where the, you got me where the character's on Hollywood Boulevard, and she's just like, how did you not know? And I'm like, I don't know. I just didn't know. Like, I just didn't. Like, I, like, I don't know. Well, it's really funny because, like, things in the vlog. It's Sam and Colby underneath. Was it? Yeah. Oh, that's really funny. Which is really funny. Yeah, we did. At the end, for it to be Sam and Colby, the nicest. Explain the bit. We did a bit where we were on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah. We're on Hollywood Boulevard. We're just walking along, and these characters, like Elmo, and Tweety Bird, and Big Bird, I don't know who it was. It was definitely Elmo. They just start, like, fucking with me, and they say, they start, like, then they start chasing me. And then I start running, and David's running with the camera, like, let's go, let's get the fuck out of here. And then it all reconvenes in a parking lot. They start chasing him because they're like, give us more money. Yes. Like, you're filming us, give us $100. That's what it was. Or $1,000 or something. And Jason's like, I don't have any more money. They're like, give us the fucking money. Yeah. And it got more and more intense, and they chased Jason down, like, the entire length of La Brea to Highland. Yep. They chased him down the entire Hollywood Boulevard into my apartment. My apartment complex. Yeah. Where then Jason, like, puts up his hands, and he's like, you have no fucking idea who you're fucking with. Yeah, I go, I go, don't even fuck with me. You don't know who you're fucking with. No, and you say the craziest line of all time that would be cringed so hard. You go, I have an army coming. I don't know why I would say that. What army would be coming? Because you were so petrified. I was scared. That you were just yelling. I was just yelling whatever. Like, have you ever been in a real situation, and you're like, I'll just be running and I'll be really loud and hopefully this will end. I think that's what I was doing. Maybe me when I argue with Natalie. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, yeah, no, that was crazy. I have an army coming. I don't know why I said that. And it looks fake because it just looks like. Like, who in the fucking, like, who in their right mind would say that? Exactly. I don't have an army. I mean, who's coming? Nobody has an army. No, no one. No one's coming. It didn't make any sense. It's like, what, you have like a button on you that you press and then an army comes? Like, what does that mean? Yeah. It's just something you say. Yeah. And then, uh, and then I was fully, fully, I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I fucking fell for that. That's crazy. I think that's what, that's what was another fun part about when we were making vlogs like that was that a lot of the bits that seemed like unbelievable were like kind of put in so quickly and cat like, like the unbelievable part would happen. Yeah. And then when I set it up, I'd set it up not actually fully explaining what went into the setup and make it seem more casual. Like when we convinced Brandon there was an earthquake, like you don't see the other 10 things that we did just to really convince him that there's an earthquake. So that way when you're watching, it's like, wait, how the fuck is he actually falling for this this quickly? But in reality, there was like 10 other things like we're texting him like, or we're having his family text him or other things to make it seem like there's actually something going on. Did you see the number one song in the country is AI? What? Number one song in the country is AI and 12 of the top 100 are AI. Right now, three of the top five songs on iTunes are AI. How do you feel about that as a father of a songwriter? I think it's really, really, really, really fucked up. I think it's awful. And I feel bad for that generation to not be able to like experience like culture. Like you think it should be illegal? Good question. Maybe. I mean, I think maybe iTunes should be like, hey, you know what? This song's great. I know it's trending on TikTok, but let's not put, we're not putting it at the top of our charts. What's, what is the song? Can you play it? We have to decide whether or not it deserves to be on this. Pretty good. Wow. Fucked up. Really? Really good. You like it? I love that. I love like the raspy, soulful sounding voices. You could go make it yourself if you want. I mean, it's so unfair now. Like you can literally, you can scientifically curate sounds now that will like touch a person's brain, right? Fuck. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. Did you see Nicolas Cage has given away like a hundred million dollars just to people? And he went bankrupt just giving money away to people. Well, he bought crazy things. That's what that movie's about. What movie? That one where that guy goes to perform for Nicolas Cage. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I saw that movie. Yeah. Is that what it's about? Nicolas Cage like buys random shit. Like that's his whole thing. Oh, no, but he's like, he's like helped people to the point of where he went bankrupt. Okay, here are the craziest things that Nicolas Cage has spent money on, okay? Mm-hmm. Golf Stream Jet. Mm. Totally normal if you're an actor. Get it? Nicolas Cage bought two islands. Two islands. Bahamian Islands. Whatever. Lots of luxury vehicles. That's normal. Small collection of castles. I've heard about this. He has a little obsession with castles. He's won in Germany and then he bought one in Somerset, England. He owns two yachts. What? The Westin and Sarita. He owns two albino king cobras. He has a thing for exotic animals. He owns a dinosaur skull. That's $276,000. Wow. He had been, he won it in a bidding war with Leonardo DiCaprio. Which, honestly, that $276,000 is just worth you saying that you beat Leonardo DiCaprio. He also bought a pyramid tomb. He bought himself a pyramid-shaped tomb in a New Orleans graveyard. When he dies, this is where he wants his body put. He has an array of shrunken heads in his home. No one is sure whether they're actually human heads or if they belonged to animals. Okay. He also has a pet octopus and he's keeping the two. Oh, he also has 15 homes. Two European castles and the haunted castle. We rented LaLaurie Mansion comic books it's not that crazy yeah but what i what i had read was that then he went bankrupt and he had to sell the castles because he was helping everybody he's just giving the money away wow what is that like i don't know you give a lot of stuff away i don't give away 150 million dollars worth you let john live here what do you think about going to the movies these days did you see the ceo of sony he he ripped all the movie theaters a new one what did he say at cinema con he said no more trailers we got to bring the price down because the trailers are too long obviously at the beginning okay what's weird about movies now is why the fuck does it say i hate this i think this is not part of the movie experience now when you buy a ticket yes under it it says movie will start 25 minutes after the show time yes like fuck you no the movie starts when i bought the ticket stop telling people not to be there for the trailers the trailers is the part of the films no it's too much okay i agree it's too long yeah it's too long five ten minutes but but three trailers no bring back the moments of being there for the trailers i think going to movies is spectacular has it gotten too expensive one billion percent yes yeah but like i don't actually how do you fix that because movies cost a lot right so like how do you fix it i guess i don't know and they they what's the sony guy saying he's saying bring the no more no more long trailers and he's saying more when a longer window for the movies what do you mean longer window so like when a big movie comes out it gets to be there longer yeah i just assume they make so much money selling it to a streamer well i guess he's saying that not that's not true he needs more time for his films in the in the theater really yeah but i mean i've seen the odyssey trailer like four times now i knew what i mean that's like i don't need to see it again you know what they should do they should do it again they should do it again they should do it to do yeah it'll be a good concept for a theater yeah it's just a theater that does reruns okay yeah they have that down in beverly i know that wait but it's not designated for that is it yeah it's quentin tarantino's theater so they'll just show like movies every night just like movies using like like brandon he's like he's really into movies he'll literally go down there and see the same movie but i'm saying like i'm saying like he'll watch like reservoir dogs randomly right okay but i'm saying more like like this week is toy story week we're showing all three toy story again yeah i have all these movie nights here where we like go through series and it's incredible right and like amc uh down here at uh universal show the lord of the rings again yeah and i'm so pissed i missed that oh shit like if there's a theater that just dedicated its time to like and and rolled out like this crazy itinerary like here's the next year of movies and they're all like they're not like reservoir dogs or like more of these like yeah pudgy what what's the word for like indie indie movies but they're more like bangers like we're showing just go with it right right 50 first dates date night but who's gonna run to see just go with it me you john alex tay you know who does like um what's that theater that um call me on the phone right now hey jay you want to go see just go with it a film from 15 years ago tonight with me and alex at 10 30 yeah but okay nah i'm good so so what there's a theater in la as much as i love adam sandler there's a theater in la as much as i love adam sandler there's a theater in la that has this rooftop experience yeah so they'll play movies they'll play like harry potter yeah and as the movie goes on they will serve the foods that are happening in the movie so like there'll be like nine dishes so like the second harry gets on the train they serve the the chocolate frogs or whatever all the snacks he's eating and then when he's at dinner they have the rotisserie chicken come out i don't like that no it's really credible i don't even like i pick i hate when they come over during the movie i don't even like i pick i hate when they come over during the movie and they're like can i take this away yeah i'm watching the movie you can't see the food i don't like i don't like you know i pick shut down i heard fucking bullshit yeah that was your thing one of the nicest theaters yeah such a blast yeah most expensive movie experience i could probably ever imagine i would take me and my roommates there yeah tickets would be about 200 bucks for all of us and i'd pay for everyone's dinner and it'd be another 300 so it'd be like 500 a movie which is fucking insane that's insane i think that's why i went out of business you're like a dad do you do you understand how fucking insane that is yeah five hundred dollars yeah oh i know i used to take my kids stuff i used to pay 425 to go to the movie and i would see three movies that day because 425 was outrageous yeah i was like i need to get my money's worth here i'm not just gonna fucking see one movie for 425 cents do you imagine it's insane yeah well that's why they went out of business who's the director that you know what you could do you could you could go buy your own fucking tell me to go buy things like i'm fucking who's the direct who's the once upon a time in hollywood director yeah oh tarantino okay yeah he has he owns the what it's just funny because natalie you jason brought that up but you literally left to go snack oh the theater yeah but i want to hear it anyway well i went to the theater yeah what'd you see i saw fantasia oh great which that's kind of what day's talking about that's kind of cool yeah he was so cool they play like good movies what do you mean he was so cool quentin tarantino was there is it it was so cool uh they said he maybe i didn't okay um how was the popcorn the food there's not good but there's an amazing little like middle eastern restaurant next door and we just ordered from them and like brought the shawarma in and ate it oh natalie good move i'm surprised theaters haven't found collaborations with like big restaurants i don't understand it at all like why is what would you do why is mcdonald's not serving buckets of chicken nuggets at the amcs oh that's a good idea pizza why are we not serving like a door works pizza slice you just i don't want to eat pizza when i'm watching a movie really other people would in a seat other people would okay you're right you're right actually i would eat pizza pizza is like i had pizza at ipic yeah it's pretty good barbecue sorry i'm i'm thinking more of uh like places where you're just kind of sitting upright no table but like yeah i think mcdonald's should be there bucket of fries bucket of nuggets yeah that is interesting they don't have that i don't know why it should be like a food court when you go to the movies yes exactly yeah the best thing to sneak into a movie is a subway footlong or a chipotle burrito oh i know why why because they want to control all the money that the concessions that's that's why yeah but just come up with better if you want to own the food you can own the food but like just come up with better shit yeah there's one here local the landmark they have their own food it's good you can have like full dinner there navina and i came up with a new thing which is five o'clock movie do you guys think that's crazy what do you mean five o'clock movie we just we went and saw bus boys and we were like let's go to the six you want to go to the five and i'm like i guess that's a weird time then we went and i was like we got out at 7 7 30 and then we can go have dinner because when you go to a seven you got to eat before yeah because then you get out at 9 30 that's too late to eat you know what i mean like you can't go to a restaurant at 9 30 you're looking at me like i have five heads no i'm looking at you because i'm really trying to think would i rather see a movie first or would i go well you're a 10 30 movie guy so maybe this question isn't great for you no no i'm also like when avengers comes out and i can't find seats yeah like i'm going to see it at noon you know like i have it is tough because then yeah you're out at 2 30 and you're like well i guess i got to make something of the day that is sure it's a very unemployed thing to do yeah but five is nice no no i fuck with five yeah i also really heavily fuck with midnight showings i love oh you like that i love driving to the theater yeah i guess this is my 10 30 point but like when everything is closed like especially universal parking becomes it's not even the free element it's just the gates are open there's nobody there you just kind of drive in and the streets are finally like traffic free it's just you and your friends maybe you stop by the weed store pick up some weed like get really hot it's so funny we were driving last movie we went to we were picking up weed and we saw billy eilish on ventura and uh cold water that's so funny no way yeah just by herself no with her friends by herself i don't know maybe she's walking around writing in her notepad or something if i was an artist that's what i would do writing a song about ventura and laurel i'm taking piano lessons someone said speak of billy eilish someone said skip right over it yeah no go ahead i actually haven't taken them yet so we're both thinking of them someone that i watched phineas do an interview the other day and he's talking about how someone was like uh phineas doesn't get enough credit yeah that's what my mom says all the time really oh my god my mom goes off and then phineas is like i actually feel like i get a lot of credit yeah which is interesting yeah i don't know i just i i thought it was i really like i really like phineas oh i love him i think that i think he's a really good like perspective and outlook he came and did my podcast and he roasted me and it was so fucking funny wait what did he say he was like he was like he's like i just remember you on vine and it was like it was really funny it's like i was watching all these kids that were my age and then all of a sudden like you'd pop in and i'd be like who's this older guy with all these kids that's really funny he's really funny my mom has a my mom will go off on phineas and billy eilish she'll be like she'll be like they don't she doesn't have their people don't understand he's the brains she wouldn't be able to do it without him and i'd be like and then i'll go and then i'll go mom i think it's a real like negative way of looking at it no i i agree they're both very well aware of what they are no no no and then i would i would defend billy eilish i'll be like oh my god i don't know I'm like, "Mom, no, she has the voice of a generation." - Yeah, yeah. understand her no one has a voice like that and she'd be like nah it's all phineas what are you talking about you can't pin those two people against each other they're also brother and sister so imagine if i had like a duo with my sister i would you don't care you don't care you just have to be like oh my god my sister's fucking amazing like let my sister have all the credit yeah yeah and i think i really like phineas's position because he can like kind of tap in to be like do i want to be famous today yeah i mean yeah yeah you kind of like choose yeah am i gonna play my famous card today and be on stage and do the whole grammy thing like or am i gonna let my sister do it like i think i think he's got a really interesting spot i think the cool part of his job is he could just work with anybody yeah call people up and then he does his own music that he's fucking when bond called them to like make a song oh yeah that's wild that's insane that's cool hey i wanted to relate to something that you said when you were going to the movies at 12. i have the same thing i have the same thing i have the same thing i have the same thing when i get up at um i get up to run and go to the beach i've also stopped masturbating i gotta talk about that too okay we'll get to that but if i get please just make sure you run okay i'll make a note david's okay david's cop got it if this will be quick if i i go running at the beach on saturday morning it's my favorite thing to do but if i leave at like 8 30 it's not as fun as if i leave at seven in the morning yeah when there's no one on the road oh yeah that that's yeah no one on the road here is very very very get my coffee no one's out then i'm on the beach no one's there then the run's done and the traffic started i'm like my run's already done john made a good point the other day i was talking to john we met somebody at like paddle yeah and taylor was like what do they do for a living and john goes they live in la and taylor's like what what does that mean he's like i mean it's basically a job they live in la i thought it was really funny where the fuck is everybody making their money from yeah when are people working how are people out at random times like what's going on what is going on here do you understand because i don't understand that's like when i see young kids at air one i'm like how the fuck are you paying for this right what are you doing there's no way you're all rich right yeah do you ever go up to the kids and be like which one of these the poorest yeah and then the police come no but i which one of you is the poorest yeah and then the police come no but i which one of you is the poorest start pointing out you it's got to be you you want to jump in my tiktok real quick it's called who's the poorest okay you're masturbating go no no no i want to talk about this because this is interesting because like do you think it's that everyone has makes money like doing freelance and they work whenever or do you think la just has that illusion because every year or two there's like new transfers that come in that take a stab at la and to take a stab at la means you're not working for a long time right so i wonder if that's what it is i'd say it's like 40 of it is that yeah because like if you're if you're coming to pursue the los angeles you want to be an actor musician or whatever it probably means you saved up just enough to try to make it here for a year or two right and you're really focused on your craft and you're not working a job here because you're like all in on your craft i feel i think that happens a lot i think that's what the city is yeah it's also porn what it's just like a lot of only fans masturbating thing but i am transitioning like i was at runyon this morning i went hiking and started talking to this guy he's in like a really nice car he's fucking 22 years old he starts talking to me i'm like hey what's up man good guy so what do you do he goes only fans management like oh oh wow got it got it yeah i mean that's not all all of la you can't just be like it's also porn i mean it's let's let's not even call it porn let's call it what it is it's only fans yeah you know what i mean i mean like you know only fans doesn't mean porn so i i shouldn't have said porn but like i have a friend he's like really funny and he just got a job um making skits for only fans girls making comedy skits like not not porn but just like little skits that they can put on their instagram and he gets paid like a thousand bucks a day really yeah because like they have that much money to like yeah i'll pay you five thousand dollars a week to make me look funny on instagram and come up with some funny skits because it goes right to their only fans yeah that's crazy i was watching sophie raines tiktok of how much he spent going to coachella yeah 155 000 or something whoa it's actually just kind of a steal honestly the prices like everyone was freaking out about like all these prices and things that she had spent her money on yeah and i was looking at it because i obviously have handled booking the charters and the planes and all the things in the villas and everything she said was like pretty inexpensive she flew 18 of her friends out or whatever oh so she got everyone artist passes okay so she took she took she took care of a lot of human beings for i know it's a ridiculous amount but sophie rain i guess is a really good planner she's she said she got a round trip a private flight for her and all of her friends for 37 000 from florida oh that's insane that's insane yeah maybe she did a couple posts dude the private jets here going to um going to palm springs one way was like over 20 grand yeah one way for for a 20 minute flight maybe 15 minute flight i don't even you're in the sky for like 15 18 minutes yeah it was 20 000 that's crazy that's a round trip to vegas on like a regular like at a regular time yeah and they just jack it up because it's coachella yeah yeah everybody's landing there did you hear everyone was puking at coachella because they were all on red or true tide what's up with you and these triceratops and i love triceratops i've been taking triceratops what's right at true tried it's it's like a weight loss drug what do you mean everyone's puking i don't know we just saw like a report about it the thing i did see is because you can't drink on it oh yeah the thing i did see is like people at like justin bieber's set like they're little mountains of shit on the floor did you see that no what no well i mean i feel like this isn't just justin bieber said this is any big artist set sure a lot of people like will one try to claim their spot it's not justin bieber fans let's not let's be nice to just see all the believers man believers don't do that i mean people were waiting out there for so wait wait wait wait go back so oh so people are holding their spot so they just decide to go back to their spot to shit well those yeah yeah i said did i say piles of shit because there's just one pile of shit oh someone took a dump out there yeah oh that could have been anything what i mean there's a human i mean that could have just been somebody on drugs but still human yeah yeah yeah but it's not like everyone's just pooping out there holding their spot okay how many people on average do you think like are watching justin bieber and are peeing themselves natalie did you that asked did you have you ever peed yourself during a set they may or may not have peed themselves during a set i peed myself during justin bieber's set that ass perhaps natalie you peed a little are you fucking with me that ass did you know when the beatles played it used to smell like piss hey jay hey sorry how are we glazing over there she's fucking with you no she's not no i'm not i like fully peed myself no you didn't you're fucking natalie say it dead ass dead ass whoa what the so what'd you do wait whoa why are you still being so casual about it i'm not casual i'm oh shit she's gonna make me cut it wait no no no no this cannot be i'm so confused you peed yourself during his first of all i just said how many people do you think there and the only person i know that went there we're one for one right now with people at justin bieber's set peeing themselves that's i mean the statistic must be out of control yeah it's just the first person we randomly pointed to has peed themselves after justin bieber's set no i think it was like a lot of people were doing it um because we were standing there we were in a group so we got to his set like two hours like we waited for two hours there because we had like really good uh whatever during in the artist section there yeah we were really close it was amazing and then like an hour don't judge sorry an hour in zane starts freaking out that he has to go to the bathrooms i wasn't alone in this by the way like multiple of us peed ourselves okay because stop looking at me like is this fucking real yes i thought i texted you and i told you that in confidence are you fucking with me in confidence you told the wrong guy actually you told the right guy i'm trying to listen how do i frame this where it's not like totally disgusting yourself or did you pee on the floor okay so we're all standing there right yeah okay we're there for two hours ahead of time an hour into us waiting there zane's freaking out he has to go to the bathroom we're like we can't leave now now it's like starting to get like sardine packed people are like you know spreading their arms trying to get their claim their space and we're like zane we're not fucking leaving and if you walk out of here we will never see you again there's so many fucking people i hate coachella and for that reason and so zane's like okay i can hold it i can hold it and then all of a sudden i start being like oh my god i'm gonna i'm gonna pee myself and i'm on this like medication that makes you pee a little bit like more frequently sure and so and i didn't realize i don't like i'm always near a bathroom so i've never been in a situation where i'm stranded without a bathroom and i'm like freaking out usually i'm really good at holding like i can hold my pee forever i could not hold it and i'm freaking out i'm holding the vlog camera because you're like you have to get the justin bieber baby moment whatever so i'm like i can't fucking leave like this is the coachella moment being a justin bieber set and if i leave they were they closed down the entire section you couldn't even get back into justin bieber if you wanted to so i am standing there i'm freaking out i'm holding i throw the vlog camera at my sister i'm like you've got to take this i i'm i gotta go pee i gotta go pee i gotta go pee and these two random girls next to me are like bitch i'm gonna pee i gotta go pee i gotta go pee and these two random girls next to me are You're not fucking leaving. You sit on the floor and you pee right now. like are you insane wow these girls do not know anything they don't know who i am they just hear me like whispering to my sister about how i gotta pee and they're like nobody gives a fuck just like squat and pee wow little do they know i had already let half of it out and because i had to go i was i was full on panic attack mode in the crowd of people couldn't get out i was just like i gotta go i gotta go and i just i just went did you have you on pants yep oh you had long pants on no no i had i had like little tiny like booty shorts on so you peed down your leg i like spread my legs and i got a little closer to the floor and i just went but what was the first half like down your leg should have put that in the vlog that's crazy well let's give natalie props for trying to do something for the vlog that's pretty cool that's so funny i wish you vlogged that you obviously i would never want to vlog that i can't believe i've been speaking about it right now that is the craziest thing i've ever heard and then so then then i was like so i i like i did a little bit right a little tinky winky and then i was like okay i was like oh shit i got a shit now too that's the person who shit that is no and then it was me so i figured while i'm there i mean i don't have to go to the bathroom it looks like a dump and the girls told me bitch who cares um i was nervous that it was gonna like like someone would feel it or see it but everybody was so like intent on because this was justin was already on and performing it when i when i went i mean justin bieber you are the pop star of our generation this is crazy crazy okay there's a hun there's a likely chance that a hundred percent of people at this event piss themselves for you you could say that if he wants to you know see how great he is do people piss themselves at your show okay saying okay and so but we both like peter sells a little bit and then we held it and we thought we were good but then halfway through we're like we gotta get out of here we have to go so we like we're running like put like we're getting out of there running past people to the bathrooms the line for this like leaking like a sprinkler no no i'm not leaking or anything i'm holding it and but i'm like physically holding it like it's about to come out at any second and i get to the bathroom line i think because it's the middle of justin bieber's set like the bathrooms are not gonna be that full fuck no lines are the longest they've been all fucking weekend can't hold it can't win taylor's waiting with me now in the line and i i i said taylor you wait right here and i just sprinted away she didn't even i didn't even let her get a word in of where i was going or what i was doing and i went to the very corner and i sat and i just peed again and there was like people walking around like didn't know i was being because i was wearing like this dress sort of thing and i was like i'm not gonna be able to get out of here i'm not gonna it was like around me so like you couldn't really tell what i was doing you had like this beautiful flowy dress on look how pretty she looks like a princess sitting there i'm like texting on my i tried to be so inconspicuous i was texting and peeing i was texting what corner i don't want to say the corner somewhere in artists because i'm not even gonna i'm not gonna specify because i don't want people to think that i'm that disgusting because i was truly so embarrassed wow that is that's pretty fucking wild and then i went back to my friends who were all waiting for me in i think they think they don't know that i i haven't told any of my friends that i peed at justin yet by the way like none of them know they think that i waited and then i went into the porta potty and then i did everything like you're supposed to do it yeah and then i go back to them because i'm my pants are soaked and i was like you guys we have to leave right now i have to go change and so we got into the car and we went home and i changed and i showered oh my god and then i went to the after party and i pissed myself there so funny then she ran to justin yeah casually at an after party playing it cool i thought i thought that's amazing i thought you pissed yourself because you just love justin so much no no i mean no obviously i must love him to some extent because i fucking beat myself regardless but hey he played a your clip at the show no he didn't i thought he did i saw a clip of it oh my god was that ai or something yes that guy that posted that is the guy in the clip in like he's one of the kids we surprised so many people david don't publish this was like oh my god david this is crazy i was like i thought it was real it's really funny i was watching it i was watching the first week it makes sense so he was playing clips from youtube no no i was watching his performance yeah like here at the house with julia and john yeah and he started he went on and he played his like his songs right like he was going back to his old songs and i made a joke i was like imagine he puts on the video that i made with him and which is just like a joke and then he started putting on the music and i was like oh my god i'm gonna be a like memes yeah and i was like i think my chances just shot up to about 25 yes i was like yes there is a there's a fucking good chance here yeah but he didn't i thought it was really funny and then i i had a picture that he played it he did yeah and i sent it to one of our friends that lives overseas and she was like what the fuck when did this happen and i was like it's just a joke but wow okay now i learned a lot about you i think i have to go shower no i don't mean to um but thank you for listening to the pod thank you jason nice for joining us thanks natalie thank you for peeing coachella campsite please clean that place up before stagecoach bye guys