The podcast episode features a lively group conversation among friends, blending personal stories, humor, and sponsored content. Harper recounts her recent trip to New York, where she met a cute guy named Henry during a filming project. She describes being nervous, talking to his mom instead of him, and eventually hanging out with him after her flight was canceled, leading to a memorable evening in Times Square. The group also discusses Natalie Reynolds, a social media personality they suspect is faking a pregnancy by recreating other people's viral videos. They attempt to FaceTime her to confront her, resulting in a comedic but chaotic call where Cash leaves a bizarre voicemail. The conversation shifts to broader topics, including New York's quirks (like Canal Street's illegal vendors and strange characters), preferences for cruises over skiing, and a debate on whether cheerleading is a sport. The episode also includes numerous ad breaks for products like DoorDash, Venmo, and TXU Energy. Near the end, the group plays a game called "Throw the Tire," which leads to an accidental injury and a frantic fire extinguisher spray on set, creating a messy and humorous climax. Throughout, the tone is casual and playful, with the friends teasing each other and sharing exaggerated anecdotes.
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Did you guys see that Natalie Reynolds is pregnant?
Yeah, and she's faking it, and it's not me.
Whoa!
How do you know that?
Because Natalie Reynolds fakes everything.
Her videos she's posting, they're all copying other people's pregnancy videos.
Yeah.
She did, like, multiple videos of her telling her boyfriend she's pregnant.
And every single one, he acts surprised.
I just found out I was pregnant the other day, and I'm only 20 years old, so. She's not 20 years old.
If she comes back and fakes miscarriage or something,
that's, that's a new low.
Oh, wait, that would be freaked out.
No, I don't think she'd do that.
I think she'd just be pregnant for, like, nine years.
She's gonna keep saying she's pregnant.
So, Harper?
Yes?
You just went to New York, and you were posting a lot with a boy.
A lot?
Yes!
I posted a video.
Your private story!
I saw a few pictures of the private story.
Girl!
Girl.
Wait, tell us about it.
I haven't seen this video.
Let me see it.
It's on my private account.
Who is he?
Uh, he's literally just this guy that I met.
Okay, I'll tell you the full story.
No, wait.
Wait, she's, like. Is it on Harper Pigmentation?
Yes.
Everybody go follow Harper Pigmentation, please.
And thank you.
And you guys should go follow Cash and Harper,
because we're probably gonna give the account away anyway
to one of you guys.
Wait, what?
Doesn't have millions of followers.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
You're gonna give away your account?
This person?
Oh, my gosh.
I was saying the Cash and Harper.
That's what the, that's what we're saying.
Wait, y'all gotta see it.
Can I show you?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, this is the boy?
You gotta just, just look.
Wait a second.
I've seen this video before.
Right.
Right.
Is that Henry?
Why did he say that?
Why did he say his name?
What?
Why did he say. Wait, how do y'all know him?
That's not his name.
Henry?
Are you kidding me?
That's not his name.
Shut up.
I swear on my life it is.
That is not his name.
Wait, why do I feel like you just guessed his name?
Wait, there is no way.
It is him.
No, it is not.
No, I feel like you actually just guessed it.
No, I just said it because of Benny.
So, I was like, Henry?
There's no way you guessed his name.
I was just saying it because it's like, oh.
People are gonna think it's fake.
They're not gonna believe it.
She's trolling.
No, she's. I swear.
She's going to it right now.
Let me see, let me see.
Wait, let me see the kid.
Let me make sure it's the same kid.
I'm trying to think of how to. What's his last name?
You don't know him?
Okay.
No, I do.
Yeah.
I was just trying to think of names that literally rhyme.
There's no. No way.
What are the odds?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I promise you, I just purely guessed that.
No.
Wait.
No, I wasn't even trying to guess his name.
I feel like you're playing me now.
No, I promise you, I wasn't even trying to guess his name.
Cash didn't even know there was a guy she was like hanging out with.
I promise you.
Just because of Benny, I was like, Henry?
I couldn't think of another name besides Henny, and I didn't really think that was a name.
Yeah.
Okay, so. I don't know, bro.
I should have said Henny.
Okay, so basically, I went up to New York this weekend to film something with a brand, and
it was like a two-day process, and we were supposed to film in a classroom with kids,
and the classroom with kids was like high school kids and stuff like that, and this guy, the
first day I get there, I'm like, oh my gosh, who is this?
He is so cute.
So I'm like. What was he just like, my name is Henry?
No, I had to somehow introduce myself, so I was like, I was so nervous, but it was like
lunchtime, so we were on a lunch break, and so. I can't imagine you nervous for something.
Are you kidding me?
I've been nervous for multiple things.
Remember the other day when we went to that place where all five of us were?
Oh, yes.
And she was like. I do remember you being nervous about a guy there, and I was like, I'll go talk to him
for you, Harper.
That was a while back, but yeah.
What place?
You remember.
You remember.
Oh.
Remember, we were all. But I remember the two guys.
We were all in the lobby downstairs, and I was like, I'm going to go talk to him for
you, and you were like, no, do not do that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then I ended up. I was literally talking to his mom for hours, so I basically. Yeah, which is not. That's a weird strategy.
No, that was a great strategy.
The mom loves me now.
Oh, my God.
Anyway.
Maybe you ever talked to him?
I shook his hand, and then it turned away right away.
Well, yeah, she thought this guy was so cute, and so instead of talking to him, she went
and talked to his mom for hours at the bar.
Power strike.
What's he like?
What's he like?
Well, because then he got a lot of details.
No, he kept looking over at me while I was talking to his mom at the bar.
He was looking at my mom, or his mom and me, and he was like, his mom likes Harper.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Anyway, so. So, Henry.
So, yeah.
So, I see him in this class, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, he is so cute, so I have to go
talk to him.
So, I talked to one of the girls that was also in the classroom, and I was like, hey,
like, who's. Did you know anybody there?
No.
I was like, who is this cute guy?
I, like, made friends with the girls, obviously, though.
I was like, who is that cute guy?
She's like, I know.
He is so cute.
And I was like, he is. Wait, your mom said that?
No.
One of the friends.
The girl.
One of my friends that I made friends with.
And she was like, I know, he's so cute.
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him. So we go talk to him. Super sweet. He models, he modeled for Dior, Coach, Chanel, all the nice
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is the last time I'm going to see him. So I grab all the girls snaps and Instagrams and stuff like
that. And Henry's right there. And I'm like, do I grab a snap? I'm too scared. I can't do it. I
can't. So, uh, this grownup angel is like, let's all get a photo together. So we all get a photo
together and then we leave. And then angels like, what are you? My, my flight got canceled. So this
was a blessing in disguise, even though I was really upset that my flight got canceled. I was
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Are you staying in the city tonight? And she was like, yeah, I'm staying in Times Square.
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like that is crazy so i'll send you that but like it was super cool and so um we all we we like did
that for a minute then we walked around and then we made a tiktok but like if y'all don't remember
a year ago today this time i started literally like dating a boy that was in new york in new
york that was exactly his height and exactly curly hair and exactly his look wait do you have
a type i don't have a type i have like literally have you seen the guys i've dated yeah that's why
we're asking that there's one is my height and there's one i don't know anyway any ones henry
ones yeah uh anyway okay uh anyways so yeah so i were walking in times square and i'm looking up at
him and it's just like the other guy that i dated i'm like looking up at him like he's
like literally all the way up here did you feel special no i didn't feel special i was like this
is just giving me deja vu extremely did you tell him that no no but um then we made a tiktok and
does he know you like it no oh and i really hope he doesn't if he if he sees this i mean we won't
we probably won't see each other ever again so it doesn't really matter did you get a snap ever
yeah oh yeah how old is he 17 why why would you think you will never see him again i mean i
probably will but aren't you going back to new york like soon yeah but i don't know if i want to hang
out with him i don't know if i want to hang out with him i don't know if i want to hang out with him
if he sees this yeah it would be kind of awkward it would be awkward now yeah have you guys been
talking since you left uh we were like snapping back and forth and he was like i'm sorry that
your flight was canceled and stuff like that but it's nothing like weird or like we don't really
like talk or anything i'm not trying to get into a relationship with somebody who's lived so far
away but he is very cute and he's a very nice guy and he has very great morals and stuff but
um yeah no it gave me big deja vu because it was exactly like literally like i don't even know how
to explain it like he was wearing i don't know i don't know like it was crazy yeah when i just
looked at the video i was like whoa you're like wait is that a video from a year ago yeah
i just love new york though it's so fun i do too like i love it really yeah everyone here is like
let's not go to new york i freaking love it i love canal street i love everything about it
new york is like a dump i love it
it is like the dumpster of america new york yeah it's like oh where should we put all our concrete
i guess we'll put it over there oh yeah but when you think about it there's so many cool special
people there there's a lot of cool stuff in new york a couple times i've been in new york
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because i put him on my live stream and he said i don't know it was a bunny a bunny bunny costume
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yeah was live streaming on his own and i saw that he had one viewer on so i was like you know what
i'm gonna be nice i'll go live with i was like hey man i'm in your live like a collab with me and i'll
go live with you then all of a sudden he gets a couple thousand people on and then after i end the
live unfortunately they all left his live stream so that made him very angry and he walks up to me
afterwards and starts yelling at me cursing me out i don't need you to be famous and the times
square to say i don't need you to be famous i'm gonna do it on my own you wait wait wait he said
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And he went crazy.
Second time I went to New York, this guy's randomly walking,
and right in front of me, he fake punches a girl.
Okay, he's dressed as Frozone from The Incredibles 2.
What?
So he fake punches a girl.
He was dressed as Frozone from The Incredibles.
Everyone's always dressing up there.
It's not Halloween.
You keep going to Times Square.
It's not Halloween.
You're going to run into all the crazies at Times Square.
I'm talking about the people that are like Spider-Man,
charging $55 to take a picture with them.
Those are the enjoyable places.
I'm talking about dudes that are there.
Just dressed up as Frozone, going around fake punching people.
Like, what is that?
Wait, so what did you do?
And now because of this, Cash is like, New York is so sketchy.
Well, yeah, he also got pickpocketed there.
Another time, a guy tried to pickpocket me.
I turn around.
I look at him.
I was 14.
He evil smiles at me.
What am I going to do?
I'm 14.
He's a full-grown man.
And then he just goes and walks away.
I was like, ew, that's creepy.
Another time I was there, a guy in New York.
I go down to the subway.
He's horizontally pooping his pants.
Ew, what?
But the worst part is his pants wasn't on.
So, yeah, I don't like New York.
That's also why I love New York.
How are they horizontally pooping?
He was laying down on a bench in the subway with no pants on, pooping.
Ew.
Oh, my gosh.
Great.
I ain't never seen that in Texas.
Was he smiling at you, too?
No.
Yeah, so I don't like that place.
But that's also why you love New York, because it's fun.
People like you, they go there.
When we went to that one time, we were, like, we all ended up in New York for a couple days
because we didn't have time to go home.
So we just drove to New York, and then Kenzie and I had, like, a few days that we could go
just, like, to the city and stuff.
That was, like, the most fun ever.
I loved doing that.
Really?
And, like, just, like, being out and about.
I got my favorite shirt in the entire world that week.
Yeah.
Like, waking up late, going, oh, it's so great.
Yeah, you just wake up whenever, and then you just go see, you just do whatever.
You don't have to.
Go to Canal Street, like, oh, my gosh.
And especially.
We haven't been to Canal Street.
We haven't.
Never?
Oh, wait, so that's where, like, all the fake designers stay?
Are you kidding me?
That's, like, what I go there for.
They're, like, illegally selling all these street products, and then when the cops show
up, they all grab their stuff and run.
Oh, my gosh.
I have a story.
Basically, I was, like, buying a bunch of things from Canal Street.
Dude, she got a haul.
As you saw.
And so I, um, because, like, when you go to New York, you only go there once, and you
have to get all the stuff.
So I got all the stuff.
You only go there once.
How many times have you been to New York?
Uh.
Three times in the last year.
She's going next week, too.
But, do you think, like, I'm literally going.
I'm so jealous.
I'm going in a few months to, for the New York parade.
I, like, you get, you technically get, like, if you were to go get a Prada purse, it's
going to be technically cheaper because it's a fake Prada purse, but is it expensive for
a fake Prada purse?
A little bit, but you can bargain with them, which I've mastered.
Yeah, like, if the guy's, like, $80, you can be, like, $40.
And then you walk away, and they're, like, okay, fine, $40.
Why do I feel like Harper's goes like this?
$80.
Uh, I'll give you $40.
$80.
Okay, I'll take it.
Yeah, I know.
That's what happens.
I literally spent way too much there, but.
How much did you spend?
On Canal Street?
Like, in total, in the past month, I've probably spent over $1,000.
Yay!
But, it's okay because it's fake, and one purse.
Sounds pretty real if you spent $1,000.
No, I know, but one purse, out of all the, like, 50 purses that I got, definitely would
be $1,000, more than $1,000 for, like, one designer purse.
I will say the Dior one you got, the Dior bag, the, like, white one, that one looked,
like.
So real.
It looked.
Yeah, it looked.
It's high quality.
The other ones kind of look fake.
The other ones you look like, and you're like, yeah, that's kind of fake, but that
one looks real.
But the Dior, that's, they charged me almost $140, but I bargained it down to $60.
And then, I was buying a necklace, and the necklace literally broke, but one of the ladies
was like, so a lot of, like, different people were coming up asking for photos, and they're,
and then the ladies were like, oh, are you famous?
And I was like, oh, no, I just do TikTok.
They're like, oh, famous singer.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
Um, so then I was like, uh, the ladies started getting a photo of me, and then they gave
me everything, like, for cheaper.
Oh.
So, it was very nice.
Yeah.
So, it was pretty cool.
You did a brand deal IRL?
Yes.
In real life?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
But, um, yeah, I love New York so much.
Wait, you're going back during Thanksgiving for the parade?
Yeah, because I'm performing in it.
Are you putting that medal in your belly button hole?
Yes.
Wait, you're going for cheer?
Uh, I'm going for cheer, and then I'm also going for something special.
Oh.
So, y'all are going to have to wait and see.
Wait, I want to go to Canal Street and bargain.
That actually sounds fun.
Wait, I've been to New York a lot of times.
A lot of times, and I don't, I've never even heard of Canal Street.
No, me neither.
What?
That's why I go.
It's, like, viral on social media, but it's not something, like, New York promotes, because
it's illegal, like, they're selling stuff illegally.
Oh, I've literally never heard of that.
It's, like, the underground.
Yeah, you should go.
It's kind of like that.
And cops sometimes, like, cops freak out sometimes, and, like.
Yeah, they'll, when the cops show up, they all run.
They all run.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't want me to go to New York with you.
Yes, I do.
After, like, two hours, I'm going to be like, listen, we've done enough shopping.
We need to go.
No, I don't want to go shopping.
I want to just go to Canal Street and get a coffee.
Oh, my gosh.
You want me to go to New York with you to go to Canal Street and get a coffee?
Well, you're only going to come for a day.
The other day, it's I'll be with Kate.
Oh, okay.
Like, listen to this.
This is the perfect day.
You wake up at, like, 12 a.m. or 12 p.m.
You go to Canal Street, and then you stop in the middle.
You have all your black bags.
You go get a coffee, and then you go back to Canal Street, and then you go and take
a nap, and then you go to Times Square, and then go to Broadway Show.
It's so fun.
I love it so much.
No, Kinsey and I were talking.
Specifically, we were talking about Disney World for this situation, but it kind of applies
to New York, too.
We don't want you there because you guys.
You and you guys.
You just begged me to go to Disney World this week.
Yes.
Begged me, looked at tickets and everything.
Yes, because I didn't.
I wasn't going to have anyone to go with me, so you were my last resort.
Y'all, look.
But.
Oh.
Did you stick it in your belly button hole?
No, no.
I don't.
Will this go through there?
I'm not.
Ew.
No, that's too thick.
No, no, don't do that.
Do not do that.
But you guys, it's like when you, you know, when you're dead.
Like, when your dad, like, starts being all grouchy because he's walking around for too
long and he's, like, ready to go back to the hotel and take a nap.
That's the vibe you guys bring after being out for, like, an hour.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
At Disney, too.
Like, when I went to Disney with Harper, her mom and sister.
That's what I got for myself.
Harper was acting like the grouchy dad on that.
I just don't like places where you walk around all day.
I don't like New York.
Places like that that you walk around all day.
Give me a cruise.
Yeah, I know.
Where it's cruising and I'm standing on it.
And I get a sick.
It does all the walking.
Okay, yeah, but also.
No, but it's just a different type of fun.
Like, Kinsey's never been to Disney.
So, one day we're going to go.
I went to Disney World when I was nine.
Oh.
But you don't remember.
Well, one day we're going to go back and with ourselves.
And we're going to go when the park opens and stay until the park closes and do everything.
I couldn't.
Wait, I want all y'all's honest opinion.
You get to go on a trip in this month, right?
You can either go to New York on a cruise.
Or go snow skiing.
Which one are you choosing?
Maverick, New York, cruise, or snow skiing?
I'm going skiing.
Okay.
Really?
Valid.
Valid.
That's why I wouldn't want to be your friend.
That's why you're not.
What about you, Harper?
I would.
Can you not do that?
You don't want to be my friend because I go snow skiing?
I don't.
I've gone skiing too many times to the point where it's like gone old.
How many times have you been skiing?
Like, ever since from I've been zero.
Okay.
That sounds really like rude.
Aw, poor Harper.
She's got to go skiing too, man.
I'm sorry.
No.
That sounds so entitled.
But I've just, I'd rather be at the beach and go skiing because ever since I was like
three years old, I've been on the slopes.
And I am a master at it now.
I've been on the slopes for a while.
And I can, I'm a master at it now.
And I can do anything on the slopes.
And I'm really good at it.
I don't think you can keep up with me.
I can.
I'm, I don't think you can keep up with me, genuinely.
No, Matt jumps off cliffs.
He doesn't land it.
But he jumps.
I do backflips off of the terrain part.
You ain't never done a backflip.
I will show you a video.
You ain't never done a backflip, Harper.
Show us the video.
Okay.
Let me ask if I want to send it.
If you do a backflip on skis, I'm not kidding.
That is the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, you want to see something cool?
Will you say Harper's more athletic than you?
honestly yeah I mean that's crazy I would okay that might have been a little bit of an overreaction
for the last I'm not joking I've been so calm about it for the last like five oh we don't all
get to sit on a couch Kate some of us have to sit on a tire no you've been yeah it moves around
okay I don't I don't like walking so I sit on things that move I'm just I was so calm the last
like five minutes you've been like shaking this and you're still my fault you're why don't you
put your drink on the floor because I shouldn't have to like before she's entitled to that yeah
table let me tell you if you can actually do a backflip on skis you need to a you're insanely
athletic or b she's right and she's been on the slopes since she was three and she goes all and
she goes all the time or or c she's a liar which is what I think okay I'll show you okay once my
mom sees you wait a back where are you going a back trip
yeah
let me clarify a backflip is when you're on skis like this and you go and you do a backflip like
that okay I'll show you one of the videos of me like almost dying Harper if you go on a trip this
month and it was New York watch a cruise or skiing where you going let me hold it she didn't answer
you I know I mean that is impressive let me see I'll say it's impressive but it's not a it's not
a backflip I know my mom's sitting in the back of me why are people facetiming me like animals
all right here
oh I remember seeing this video when you went because you were doing the podcast when you did
this oh is it the one where she flew so high yeah she like comes out flying no you went you were
launched and it falls oh my gosh you were so high judging by this clip I don't think you can do a
backflip oh let me see it that was a regular jump and you didn't land okay yeah and I would love to
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Uh, me? I went so high. Harvard. I went so high. Do you know who I am?
I mean, you can't barely kick a soccer ball, so. I score lots of goals. Lots of goals. That's not
very good at kicking a soccer ball. I'm not. It's pretty bad.
I'm not helping so serious right now. You keep hitting this. I'm really asking you to kick this off.
Okay, can I go reach? Dude, this is probably long enough. No, okay. Yeah, how about that?
You know what the funniest thing was at church the other day? We're sitting there in church,
and the pastor is, like, telling a story, and he's like, yeah, my wife, she was, she wasn't a
cheerleader or anything. She was an athlete, like, a real athlete. And I was like, oh, man. Like,
where we live, most every girl are cheerleaders. Like, all of them. And it's considered a sport.
Yeah.
It's pretty competitive.
Cheerleading is a sport, and I don't want to hear it not be a sport, because I've been doing it my
whole life, and it's a sport. You have to be athletic to be a cheerleader. I would love to
see, because you literally tried to do cheer, and you can barely one-man anybody, so. Is chess a
sport? No. Yeah. I barely won anyone. I did one-man someone. It is a sport. Wait, Cash,
during your cheer routine that you've learned. Literally on ESPN. Yeah. When you learned a cheer
routine, you were exhausted at the end of it. You were like, this is actually hard. A sport,
it's not if it's exhausting or not. I don't like that. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard.
Is Pilates a sport? Yeah. Okay. Here we go, Harper. Here's my clip. What? I just really
like that. Here we go. Ready? I don't like that. The only reason, actually, no, sorry.
Competitive cheer. Competitive cheer can be a sport. I'll give that one in. Yeah, that
one can be a sport. High school cheer. High school cheer is, it's cheer. Okay, yeah, high
school cheer is hard, too. You're a professional fan. Did you see that? Why do you have to
be mean in a fan meeting? It's a joke. Yeah.
On the box, but did you see my jump? It's a joke. Yeah, but you're gonna hurt people's
feelings. You like doing that? Yeah, that's pretty good. There's a lot going on. Y'all,
this is the pro, Harper. Would you rather go skiing, be on a cruise, be on a tour, go
to New York? Cruise. Cruise? Thank you. That is the right answer. Y'all, I can't get this
in. I love cruise. Hey, where's this backflip video? Oh, my gosh. I think your mom texted
you. Oh, no, that's not it. No, it's just FaceTime. Oh, I would love to see it. I would
love to see the backflip video. Yeah, I'd love to show y'all, but because y'all don't
believe anything I do. Y'all don't believe in my ghost stories. And your mom has this
video, you say? Y'all, I keep losing. Have you seen this video of me dying on the slope?
Why does Matt just flex all of his videos all day? This isn't a flex. This one's bad.
You know those memes where it's like you're hanging out with a guy and he just keeps going
through his camera roll and showing you stuff? Oh, yeah, that's the thing I realized. When
I was going on this, like, kind of not really a date, but like a hangout with this Henry
I didn't ask him anything about his own life. Oh, Harper. You didn't ask him anything? No,
I'm kidding. I did. I tried. I really stopped with you. I was like, wait, why am I only
talking about myself? I need to ask him something. So I did. I'm glad you have awareness to that.
Some people don't. Right. They have a really bad, like, awareness to being selfish and
like they only talk about themselves. Well, I'm not like that. I like to share about other
people. I just have a lot in store. You have a lot to share? So
you said your mom has this.
Ski video, right? Yes. And you said that twice. Okay. I'm just clarifying. You want
to see Cash skiing? No, Matt. Here's Cash. Hello? Hey, do you have a video of Harper
doing a backflip on skis? It's not a backflip, but I do have a video of her jumping off a
like a thing at the train park. Which is basically a backflip. Is it that same video you showed
us, Harper? No. Okay. Can you can you send that video?
Yeah. Mom, but I did do the backflip. Now I'm seeing the vision. Harper went up and
went, ah! Y'all see that backflip I just did? That was pretty good.
right? I'm not gonna lie, Cash, you hitting
this end table is making me unnecessarily
mad, and I'm sorry, but it's true. Did I hit it again?
Yes. And it's making me mad.
Because you keep moving my mic, too. I'm sincerely
sorry.
Well, it's not a bad clip, but
I do have a video of her doing something on the ski.
Oh my gosh, guys. You don't want to lie, not her.
Okay, listen to this. I was talking to my mom
last night, and I was like, hey, is it okay if I have, like,
15 people over? She was like,
honestly, from the way you treated me in New York,
probably not. And I was like. Valid response.
I thought she left you at the hotel.
Yeah, she left me at the hotel. I woke up.
Which is also valid, because we had to
leave you at a hotel once. Why?
Because you wouldn't get up. Yeah, you just wouldn't
get out of bed. You were literally in
a hotel room ignoring everyone.
Oh my gosh, it's almost in. Just like she's doing right now.
There was quite a few times on tour where everyone
would leave the hotel. Yeah, and I still made it to the
show either way. That's the day I got
the video of you. We have the video of Harper doing the backflip.
Wait, that was in New York, wasn't it?
When we left her at the hotel?
I gotta turn it down so we don't get
copyrighted. When I do the skis,
they built in the sound effect. Uh-oh.
It's the same video she showed us earlier.
So do you just straight up lie to us?
Is that what you do, huh?
So I threw this party last night.
Oh, right. No, that's what you did.
Can you tell us why your mom left you at the hotel, though?
No, why did you tell me you did a backflip?
I'm sorry. I thought I did.
I don't remember.
Okay, so basically, my mom
left me at the hotel because I was disrespecting
her, as I should have not been, obviously.
I feel like sometimes my
emotions aren't regulated
sometimes, and I do get ahead of myself.
Wow, that's really mature of you to acknowledge.
And I am being mature about this, and I won't do it again, Mom.
So please don't ground me.
Never mind. You just wanted something.
So she tags me. She's like, from the way you treat me, I'm grounding you.
Anyways, so yeah.
Basically, that happens, and she leaves
me at the hotel. She's like, you can grab your own Uber.
I'm done.
So I wake up. She's already
at the airport. I'm like, Mom, where
are you?
She's like, I left. You should have woke your
own self up. If you want to be on your own in life,
you gotta wake yourself up. You gotta go to the
airport on your own. You gotta get your own Uber.
You have to be 18 to get your own Uber. Thank you very much.
So, wait.
Did your flight get canceled, or did you miss
your flight? No, my flight got canceled.
So, I get to the airport. I'm like,
I didn't even have to wake up. We were on standby
all day long. Our guaranteed flight was
at 8 o'clock. That got canceled anyway,
so if we didn't make it on the standby flight,
we wouldn't have gotten home. Was it weather or something
that was close? Yeah, it was weather and the pilots
calling out sick. Like, you're not sick. You're just
tired. I'm kidding. I'm joking. I'm joking.
So, basically,
that happened, and then we get home.
I'm like, Mom, can I have a few people over?
She's like, yes, I guess,
because I finally convinced her. So, we have
a few people over, but the thing is,
she's like,
everybody out by 1230 on the dot.
I'm like, okay, I promise.
So, we go to this party first,
and then I'm like, okay, let's just go back
to my house. So, we have some people
over, all my friends, and then, like,
these, like, random people that we met at the party,
they're over. I'm like, let's
kick them out. I want my other friends to come.
So, because only 10 people can be there, max.
So, my other friends
come, but they bring a lot more people. So, there's, like,
20 people at the house, and it's so loud, and my mom
has to wake up in the morning. So, I'm like,
everybody be quiet. They
don't leave. So, I look at the time,
and it's already 130, and my mom
thinks everybody that's sleeping over is already at the house.
So, we have to get them out of the door.
So, and by the way, all my other friends
are at Whataburger doing something else, and I'm
like, y'all can't just come in and out of my house. Like, this
is not a trap house. So,
um, this is not.
And so, right, I mean, I thought it was for a second
to be clarified. So, everybody
is coming in and out of my house. What is a trap
house, Harper? Just, like, a house
no parents, party every day. I don't know. Right, yeah.
So, I'm like, this isn't a trap house.
And so, they're all, like,
everybody's all mad. Why are y'all laughing?
Close enough. So,
everybody's all mad. Trap houses mean there's
booby traps everywhere.
And then you get trapped. It's
like, it's called a trap house. No, idiot.
Okay, a trap phone, a trap house,
that's not, you're the idiot here.
A trap phone? You know what a trap phone is? A trap
phone is a phone that has a trap on it.
Like, you're so
stupid. It's honestly funny.
Like, I don't know if y'all are laughing at me or him, but
it should be him. Bro, Harper, your father
is trapped. Stop.
Anyways.
Sorry, go ahead. Okay, so, basically,
everybody's out by 1.30, but girls are coming
in the house still. They're like, well, Harper, you said I could
sleep over. I'm like, yeah, I said you could sleep over, but you can't
leave my house after 12.30.
Oh, that's the trap.
Like, yeah.
And so, I was like, y'all, like, this is
like, really, like, I don't know, it was such
a stressful night, but
I will say, nothing's more stressful than hosting
like, the get-together, and then
no one will be quiet, and there's always
that guy that's just being loud, and you're like,
shh. Because everybody's just talking at a
like, a very loud manner.
You're the only person who cares, though, because they don't
they're not going to get in trouble. They may get kicked
out, but then they just go back to their own house. Right.
Right. No, that sucks, and then it also
sucks when you're, like, trying to host the party,
and it's like, 11.30, everyone's like, you know what we should
do? We should all go
somewhere else. And you're like, well,
I just hosted the party.
Y'all really gonna just. That happened to y'all?
That happened to me once.
Well, no, I mean. They all, like, want to go to
Whataburger, and then after Whataburger, they're like, we're just gonna go
home, and it's like, okay.
And I fell on something
last night, and now my lip is busted open.
Yeah. Oh!
Yeah, and she's
faking it, and it's not. Whoa!
Because Natalie Reynolds
fakes everything, and I know that she does.
I will say, her videos. No, no, no.
Yeah. Wait, no. So it's like. She did, like, multiple videos of her
telling her boyfriend she's pregnant, and
every single one, he acts surprised. Let me see one
of these videos.
She did a pregnancy Q&A.
It's not something to fake. Wait, let's see.
Here we go. I just found out I was pregnant,
the other day, and I'm only 20 years old,
so. Yeah, she just lied about her age.
First off, what. What? I think she's, like,
22. She's 23. Well, maybe she lies about her. Let's see. Is it planned?
No, this baby came a complete surprise
to me, and I still have not fully
grasped that I'm actually
pregnant, and I feel like if I do fully grasp that,
I'm really gonna start stressing out,
so I really just try to keep my mind
on other things, but also preparing to
be a mother, because my life's gonna completely change.
I've already seen the original video of this. I'm currently about. six weeks pregnant right now, and I'm
not showing at the moment, and I found
out I was pregnant because I was a week
late to my period, and I was waking
up every morning. If she comes back
and fakes
a miscarriage
or something, that's. That would be
low. I think she'd just be pregnant for, like, nine years,
so you're gonna keep saying she's pregnant.
Yeah.
You just keep it going. In, like, two years, you're like,
no, I am. Why don't you
not believe me? Why don't we just ask her?
We should. We should
call her. No.
We should not need to ask her. I'm not calling a girl who's
pregnant. I think we should call her and ask her if she's pregnant.
I don't think we should. I promise you she's not gonna answer.
Wait, I have a question. How many people
did you used to average on, um, live?
Like. How does that have anything
to do with your situation? I was just. I was thinking about it last
episode, and I was like, I wonder how many people used to be on Cash's
live if. Oh my. Alright, we need to be honest
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It's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons Podcast.
Gosh, we've had like 80,000 people before in our lives.
Whoa, that's crazy.
How many likes did y'all use to average?
We would have literally, I don't know, a couple million.
Like millions and millions.
Because we would have people spam the likes.
They would hype up people spamming.
We'd be like, tap the like button as fast as you can.
No matter what, do not stop liking.
Okay, I'm going to call Natalie.
No.
We are going to call Natalie Reynolds, and we are going to ask her if she is actually
pregnant.
No.
Because everyone else here is apparently convinced that she is lying.
I think she's telling the truth.
Why?
Why do you think that this is when she starts telling the truth?
Frick.
I only have her boyfriend's number.
Anybody got her actual number?
Harper does.
Harper FaceTimed her one time.
I ain't FaceTimed.
I'll give you her number, but I'm not.
Okay, give me her number.
She's not going to answer a random FaceTime.
She might not.
Ask her if she wants to keep her child.
Mav and I will take it.
Quit that.
Okay, just text it to me.
I don't think she's going to answer you, Cash.
Oh, oops.
I just called her.
You should just FaceTime her.
I'm too scared.
Why?
Yeah, FaceTime her.
Don't do that.
I don't want to be the one to FaceTime her.
No, no, no.
Yeah, don't do that.
No, do it.
Do it.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Why would she start this whole thing over again?
What?
Whole thing over?
We're just asking if she's actually pregnant.
Yeah, she's going to start.
Wait.
I sent you her number.
They're right there.
She's not going to pick up on a random number.
Okay, yeah, you're right.
Can I FaceTime her off your phone?
No.
Why?
You have her number.
But she's not going to answer a random number.
Yes, she will.
No, she's not.
Just try and then be like, hey, it's Cash.
Okay.
But if she doesn't, then can I FaceTime her off your number?
Yes.
Okay.
Because it's not like I'm going to see her again, right?
FaceTime.
Here we go.
What if Natalie sent the pizza to your house?
Probably.
That crazy girl.
Just your mom would have to pay for it.
Wait.
Here we go.
We're FaceTiming her.
Come on.
Pick up.
She's not going to answer this one, though.
Yeah.
I never answer a random call.
Especially a FaceTime.
A random FaceTime is very suspicious.
Should I text her and be like, hey, Cash is calling you?
Why don't you just call her off your phone?
I'm so scared.
Yeah.
She didn't answer.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Let me do it off your phone.
Oh, my gosh.
I just feel like.
I just don't want to be a burden.
But also, she's the one who's faking pregnancy and being terrible.
Potentially faking pregnancy.
We do not know.
What if it's all real?
She's not going to admit it to us.
We're FaceTiming.
I'm not going to think about it.
Oh, you're doing it?
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Sorry.
It's recording after the call.
Yeah, I will.
All right.
We're actually FaceTiming Natalie.
Here we go.
Ready?
She's not going to answer, though.
Why am I nervous?
I feel like we call her every single day.
I know.
And she never picks up.
She's probably filming content.
She probably knows what we're calling about, actually.
She just answered.
She's like, yes, I'm pregnant.
She's like, no.
Wow.
Dang.
I am recording.
I'm recording a video for her.
Pop your pimple.
What?
In the video.
All right.
Ready?
Don't do that.
That's so foul, Cash.
I mean, that is insanely disrespectful is what that is.
Can you screen record?
Oh, this is all in the video now.
There we go.
No, Cash.
No, no.
That is disgusting.
Stop.
Natalie, hang up right now.
You don't want to see it.
Oh, no.
No.
Can you hold it?
No.
No.
Kate, don't hurt him.
You're just going to ask her to hold it.
You're just going to ask if you're pregnant.
Yeah.
Call us back.
Cash.
Cash, stop.
Come on.
He's going to jump out at any second.
Stop.
I don't want to see that.
Stop.
Not on my phone.
Is it over?
This is disgusting.
Harper, didn't you want to be a pimple popper?
Come on.
Can you help me here?
I want to be a little kid.
Ew.
It's like a foreshadowing of the baby.
Is she just hanging out now?
Ew.
Ew.
It's like a foreshadowing of the baby popping out.
It's a terrible voicemail.
It's still going?
Oh, yeah, I'm saying.
Ew.
I could actually throw up.
That's. Let me end the screen recording.
Fix your face.
If Natalie is pregnant, that's crazy.
If she's not pregnant, that's also crazy.
Yeah, honestly, either way, if Natalie Reynolds actually is pregnant, then she's going to
have a baby.
Did you actually pop it in the video?
Yeah.
Do you think if she had a baby, she'll start acting right?
Acting right?
I think Natalie. I think. What do you mean, acting right?
Like, not stealing people's cars.
Oh, yeah, that's not very right, I guess.
And if she is faking the pregnancy, she's fine.
Then that's going to be crazy.
That's freaked up.
Like, heavily freaked up.
But, no, it's just weird how, like, she did, like, the video where she's, like, telling
my mom I'm pregnant, and she literally copied some. There's this girl.
You can tell she's pretty young.
She was pregnant.
And she took a pregnancy test, and her mom's right there, and she starts freaking out.
She's like, mom, mom.
She starts crying.
And it was, like, a really wholesome video.
It got, like, millions of likes.
And then Natalie just copied it.
Copied the same exact video.
Who was her mom?
Good idea.
Oh, wait a second.
Is she just copying people's videos in all of them?
That's what I said, yes.
No, but is all of them that?
Yes.
So she's not even. Then, yeah, that's how she's trolling.
That's how she's getting away with it.
Let's do that.
I'm going to do that.
It's a troll.
Kinsey, you want to do that?
No.
Okay, Cash, do you want to do that with me?
I'll do that with you, yeah.
Okay, let's do that.
We can be pregnant.
Let's do it.
Telling my brother I'm pregnant.
I'm like, how did this happen to us?
Why does that get a lot of people?
Yo, what if. You walk in and you're like,
Ma'am, I'm like, what?
You're like, I'm late.
I'm like, what?
Ew.
I'm late.
To what?
My period.
We're having a baby?
I don't think this conversation. It's getting weird.
It's getting really weird.
What kind of phone case is that?
The Amazon one?
Why does it have an L in the middle?
Because it's the branded one with the L.
Cool.
That's so crazy.
It's definitely not a sticker for my shirt.
That conversation felt like it was out of back rooms.
That's what it felt like.
What?
Like, I don't know.
Like, if a conversation was from the back rooms,
that's what it would be.
Which one?
Natalie Reynolds being pregnant or me and Matt being pregnant?
Yeah, you and Matt being pregnant.
It did.
It was like. What are you doing?
She's fiddling with it.
I don't blame her.
It's fun to fiddle with.
It's so fun.
And fiddle makes a nice noise.
Fiddle's a funny word.
Kinsey, you haven't said it.
You haven't said it.
You haven't said it.
You haven't said it much.
Kinsey?
Yeah, I think it's rude to fake being pregnant
when people can't get pregnant.
That's what I was going to say.
She's not faking.
She's recreating other people's pregnancy videos.
I think it's insensitive when people have trouble getting pregnant.
And basically. Wait, Matt, hold on.
Harper's talking.
She's making. I was making a good point.
Yeah.
Harper's point.
Go ahead.
I think it's insensitive to fake pregnancy
when people have trouble getting pregnant.
Even if it's like an April Fool's prank,
I think it's kind of weird.
What if you're just making fun of the people
that make the pregnancy videos?
And I know we haven't Cash and Kay done that before.
Yeah, but also. But also at the same time,
the doctors were telling me I couldn't get pregnant.
Actually, yeah.
We can make that joke.
Because I would. They would tell me. Because we can't get pregnant.
They were like, you can't get pregnant.
I was like, okay.
But can you, though?
I mean, you tell me.
It's been four years.
Yeah.
Guess not.
You'll end up getting pregnant.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
By the grace of God.
Hopefully.
Y'all will.
Doctor said I wasn't going to.
My intuition's always correct.
They said, you're not going to get pregnant
unless you do X, Y, Z.
I was like, well, I don't want X, Y, Z.
Now that I think about it,
we could make those videos.
What?
So can y'all.
What?
Because what are people going to say?
That's so insensitive.
You know some people can't get pregnant.
Yeah.
We can't.
We know.
Yes.
Yeah.
We know.
Where are those people?
She's getting so mad right now
just thinking about it, buddy.
No.
Kinsey, a lot of views.
A lot of views.
It's like, if you're ever the thing
that people are making fun of,
if you are it,
you have the 100% right to make fun of it.
We get the right.
It's like, if you're short,
you can make fun of short people
because you're short.
If you have dyslexia.
Which you can also do.
No.
No.
Don't get me wrong.
I do think it's insensitive to do.
Because I'm going to post a video one day
when me and Matt actually have a kid
and it's going to be like
the best video I've ever posted
in my entire life
and I don't want to diminish it
with all this other crap.
Yeah.
All this other crap.
But the other crap
will make a lot of money.
So.
That makes us sound so shallow.
What's y'all's day in the life usually?
Oh, I wake up.
I listen to juice.
And then sometimes I use soap
if I feel like I smell
because I showered the night before.
But if I sweat a lot at night.
Sometimes just a water shower is good.
Yeah, if I sweat a lot
then I have to use soap again
when I wake up.
If not, it's a no soap day.
What?
That's just my morning routine.
You have a no soap shower routine?
That is disgusting.
I do that too.
Yeah, you just rinse off.
A no soap.
Why do you think I'm so fast sometimes?
You're telling me
every time you get in the shower
you use soap?
Every single time I get in the shower.
Every time you get in the shower
you use soap.
Really?
Yes.
You don't ever just rinse off?
No.
Whatever happened to rinsing off?
Even if it's a rinse off
you still put soap on.
It's like you put soap on
you rinse the soap off.
That's a rinse off.
No.
A rinse off is like
I'm rinsing.
I'm off.
There was no applying.
No soapy.
None of that.
Y'all, my lashes are way too long.
I didn't even realize.
I know.
I was trying to tell you that
the last whole month.
Do you want me to rip them off?
No, because I'm cheap.
I can rip this one off.
Harper talks about her lashes
and her nails
every single episode.
I have cheer after this
so I had to look at it.
It's okay.
Just let me take this one off for you.
Get your fingers out of my face.
Can I trim them with scissors?
That would look even worse.
They're so long
you could trim them
with like a weed eater, dude.
I'm like that?
Made you look like Yzma.
You know that one clip of, you know who Yzma is?
No?
Nobody knows?
Who's Yzma?
From, from, uh, uh, what is it?
Kronk and, uh, shoot.
What is that?
I don't know, but it sounded like you were going to make a dirty joke or something.
I don't know.
She's like, Yzma from Kronk.
I'll show you.
Yzma what?
Yzma.
This is, this is Yzma.
What in the world is that?
Wait, I look like that girl you're saying?
Whenever you were messing with your eyelashes, hold on.
Yzma.
I look like Yzma.
I sound like Yzma Kappa from Monster University.
Yzma.
Why are you all mellow?
What?
Yeah, look at her eyelashes.
I'm a little bit sleepy today.
Me too.
You guys want to be woken up?
I know a way we can wake you up.
We can play a game called throw the tire.
We could.
Or we could, we could do it.
Who wants to catch it?
Me.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Okay.
Ready?
I'm going to throw it at you.
You're going to want to stand up for this or else I might crush you.
Noah had a hard time, like, rolling it over, so.
All right, we need to be honest about this.
We need to be honest about something.
It's not our fault.
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Seriously.
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All right, here, you throw it at me for practice first.
Okay.
Good news is, is if the tire ran into something, we have a fire extinguisher on set now.
All right, ready?
Where is it?
Right there.
It's right there.
Oh.
What are you doing?
Oh, whoa.
How am I going to throw that?
You just push it?
You just stepped on me, you freaking fatty.
Stand right there.
And there you go.
Pick it up.
What are y'all doing?
Pick it up.
Yeah, now throw it.
Oh.
Oh.
Ow.
Matt, you come here.
You come here.
You want me to throw it?
Yeah.
Why are we throwing it?
Yeah.
Oh, I take it.
Your pants.
Why are you throwing the tire?
It was a game called Throw the Tire.
But how do you win the game?
Okay.
You win the game by catching the tire.
We can see how far we can throw it.
We're in the podcast.
My God.
Oh, my God.
You almost broke her toe.
Yeah.
Quick reaction.
That was so mean.
That was good.
That was mean.
Ow.
Get your right.
It was an accident, Kate.
Somebody clip that.
Yo, it's a good thing you have reaction time.
I'm actually talking because Maverick or something, my feet were down like this, and you dropped
the tire on my feet.
That would have hurt.
It would have definitely hurt.
Don't worry.
Nothing's broken.
Everything's broken.
What do you mean?
No.
Yes.
Oh, no.
The TV's on fire, Cash.
No.
No.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
The TV's on fire.
Hey.
The TV's on fire.
I don't want to hit you with this TV.
Don't hit.
Whoa.
I do not want that stuff in my bedroom.
The set is ruined.
I will hit you with this TV.
Harper, where are you going?
I don't want to get sprained.
She just said save yourself.
Okay.
Give me that.
No.
All right.
I won't.
Everyone just sit down.
Hey.
Hey.
Hand that to Kate.
Hand it to Kate.
Harper, what are you doing?
I just touched my purse.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
What are you doing with that?
I will hit you.
With the TV?
Yes.
Don't hit me with the TV.
No.
I can't do that.
Hand it to Kate.
If you hand it to TV, I will spray you.
Give that to Kate.
Give it to Kate.
I will spray all of you.
Give it to Kate.
No.
Maverick.
What?
I'm not doing this.
Cash.
I'm being so serious.
Oh my God.
Please don't.
Please.
Don't aim it at me.
Wait.
Is the clip even in it?
No.
It's already armed.
Or de-armed.
I mean.
Then what is this?
Harper has it.
Harper.
Why did you take it out?
I didn't know.
I was playing with it.
It was on the floor.
I swear.
Harper has the clip to it.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
No.
You broke my phone.
Oh.
You broke my phone.
That's what you all get.
I didn't do anything.
Hey.
Ow.
Give me that.
Guys.
Put the clip back in it.
No.
I'm running away.
I'm running away.
Ow.
No.
No one's getting this.
My toe and my knee.
Oh my gosh.
Cash.
Please don't.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Why do you have a fire extinguisher? What did you get that?
If you spray it, I'm going to hold it on your face the way you did to me that one time.
That would make a big mess, Kate.
Do it. Do it. Do not do that.
That would make a very big mess.
Who bought these fire extinguishers? Please! I don't want it to go in my bedroom!
Is that what you're fighting for right now? Your bedroom?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Everything will begin.
Barbara, can you get on the set, please?
I can't spray you when you're over there.
I don't want that on me.
I'm not kidding. I think my toes are actually bleeding.
No, dude. She fricked up my knee.
My toe is fricked.
She threw a teeny at me.
You'll be okay.
No.
No!
Spray her!
Spray her!
Fire!
Everyone put down your guns!
Y'all ever seen that?
That's what it feels like.
Why are you shaking it?
I'm pretty sure hers is empty.
Doesn't it need to be shaken before we use it?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Is it? It's not the one from last time.
Oh, it's the same one, yes.
No, it's not.
I asked Cash. I said I can get the $400 fire extinguishers, but just shoot the CO2 air.
Or I can get the powder ones that are $30.
No!
No!
Don't spray that.
No.
Don't spray anything.
Oh, I won't.
But if he sprays it first, I won't spray it.
Hey, don't spray me after. Listen, if I did it, it's not going to make that much of a mess.
If you spray it, you should probably spray it.
No!
No!
Don't spray it.
Don't.
Why are you so mad when you spray it, Cash?
Don't spray it.
Don't spray it.
Listen, just whatever you do, don't put that on.
I've already said I'm going to spray it.
Don't ever say that.
So now I have to.
I have to be a man of my word.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Just go put your room on lockdown.
You know, it shoves stuff in the cracks.
Don't spray it.
Don't do it.
What are you doing?
I'm just. She's just filming over there like a fan.
Spray it.
Spray it.
All right.
All right.
Can we all just give me the fire extinguishers?
Give me them.
Okay.
Just give me it.
Just give me it.
Give them both to me.
I won't.
I won't do anything with it.
No, no, no.
Do not give it to Harper.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Give one to Harper.
Why would you give it to Harper?
Because I feel it.
Harper, don't spray it.
No more.
No more.
No more.
That's what you get.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe in here.
Oh, I'm having more flashbacks.
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The conversation covers a trip to New York, where Harper met a boy named Henry during a brand shoot, despite initially being too nervous to talk to him.
The group discusses Natalie Reynolds, suspecting she is faking a pregnancy by copying other people's videos, leading to a chaotic FaceTime call.
Humorous debates arise about New York (including Canal Street shopping and odd encounters), skiing versus cruises, and whether cheerleading is a sport.
A chaotic segment involves a fire extinguisher being sprayed on set after a game of "Throw the Tire" goes wrong.
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Summary:
The podcast episode features a lively group conversation among friends, blending personal stories, humor, and sponsored content. Harper recounts her recent trip to New York, where she met a cute guy named Henry during a filming project. She describes being nervous, talking to his mom instead of him, and eventually hanging out with him after her flight was canceled, leading to a memorable evening in Times Square.
The group also discusses Natalie Reynolds, a social media personality they suspect is faking a pregnancy by recreating other people's viral videos. They attempt to FaceTime her to confront her, resulting in a comedic but chaotic call where Cash leaves a bizarre voicemail. The conversation shifts to broader topics, including New York's quirks (like Canal Street's illegal vendors and strange characters), preferences for cruises over skiing, and a debate on whether cheerleading is a sport.
The episode also includes numerous ad breaks for products like DoorDash, Venmo, and TXU Energy. Near the end, the group plays a game called "Throw the Tire," which leads to an accidental injury and a frantic fire extinguisher spray on set, creating a messy and humorous climax. Throughout, the tone is casual and playful, with the friends teasing each other and sharing exaggerated anecdotes.
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