David and Natalie’s episode centers on a minor but emotionally charged conflict sparked by a misunderstanding during a restaurant order and a business call. David became frustrated when he realized his burger had mayo, which Natalie didn’t, and later felt wronged when he thought Natalie misrepresented a contract during a call with business partners. A colleague clarified that the issue wasn’t her fault, prompting David to apologize. The conversation flows into a series of humorous and reflective anecdotes about their personal lives—such as slurping on low-calorie popsicles, their differing views on movies like *Scarface* and *Robin Hood*, and their contrasting attitudes toward work and fun. David emphasizes that while business matters are important, their emotional connection and shared humor are what truly matter. The episode also touches on their communication styles, with David acknowledging his impatience and Natalie’s emotional intensity, which, while sometimes disruptive, brings genuine reflection and bonding. A lighter segment features a planned vlog by David’s sister about their trip to Monaco, which David finds unremarkable. Overall, the episode blends humor, personal vulnerability, and insight into the balance between professional responsibilities and personal enjoyment.
What's up guys, we're back to views. We are back with another episode. Fresh off a fight with Natalie today, uh, we are all what happened. Well, this is actually I'm gonna say it was my fault. Not really my fault. It wasn't my fault. But then it was, I guess I was the perpetrator. What's perpetrator mean? The guy who did it? - I did it. - Pervert, that means pervert. - I was the pervert, I touched an always tip. - You were the pervert reader. - Pervert reader. I touched an always tip when we were by the fridge. - Okay. (laughing) - Well it all started with, we ordered five guys. - Of course, it always starts with that. - Yeah, it's over. - We were actually having a great day 'cause David ordered me a cheeseburger. - Yeah, so funny. - This is what pissed me off and I did this in silence. I got myself a patty melt, but apparently it got, 'cause I didn't know you could get patty melts on five guys, but Natalie found that you could, or on DoorDash. So I got, you know what a patty melt is? - Yeah. - It's when they flipped the bun upside down. - Oh yes, I did not know that. - I didn't know that either. - Oh wow. - I had no idea. I just knew they'd look cool. But I was like, how do they get them to look good to the shave off? But no, they just flipped the bun upside down. - Okay. - Anyway, really sick. So I got that, but mine, apparently, they doubled Natalie's order, so mine had mayo on it, so it couldn't eat it. - Oh, mine, I thought you gave me my burger. - Your burger, 'cause my burger had green peppers in it. - Oh, okay, I see what they did. So 'cause I got a regular burger and a patty melt, Natalie got a regular burger and a patty melt. - I just got a patty melt. - Why are you guys doing two burgers for a person? - No, no, I'm not. - This is at the fight. I don't know why I'm bringing this up. Honestly, it was pissed off 'cause I had mayo and my fucking burger, that's all. - Oh my god. - Oh my goodness. - And then, we were on the call with some people that we were doing business with. - Yeah. - And I've been telling Natalie, I was like, yo, now we should send over the contract as soon as possible. And then on the call, they go, they go, they go. They go, just waiting on you guys, like send over the contract whenever. And Natalie's been telling me that she's waiting on them. - Right. - And I'm like, and I was like, excuse me guys, you guys are waiting on us? - Yeah. - And I'm like, yeah. Like, yeah, we're waiting for you guys to send over the stuff. And I was like, Natalie, what the fuck? - You say that on the call? - They hear you say that? - No, I didn't say it on the call, but I was close. - What do you want on the call? - I was like, Natalie. (laughing) - But they're like people who work with me. - Follow me on one of everybody. - They're like people who are always around, so yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's not like, it's, yeah. - Close to people, then Seaky could be. - Okay, got it. - Right. - So, and then, yeah. - Natalie. - Long story short, long story short, I got a text from one of the guys on the call. Text to me, like, wasn't Natalie's fault. There's our famous community. - Oh. - So, then I said, sorry. And then. - How'd you say sorry? - I just texted her. (laughing) - You texted her. - Yeah. - What did you text? - Actually, I left the mean after the call I was pissed 'cause he called me out in front of everybody, and I left. - Do you wanna walk? - I took a mini walk into this podcast room. - To a theater room. - Into the theater room, to close the door, to, like, just, you know, calm down on my own. - Yeah. - And not, 'cause we also have our entire team here. - I think it's so fun when Natalie gets angry, like, in the house. - Yeah. - Or like, 'cause she's trapped. - Not fun. - No, no, no, because like, high school me, if I could just see, like, okay, first of all, when I first bought my house, the first house, Terry, Terry, you, that's the street I used to live on. Spoiler alert. But it was like the first house. I used to, before I bought the house, I walked, you know how, like, we had a beautiful view there at the first house. I walked, before I bought the house, I took my phone out, I pretended I was on a business call. I'm like, walking along the view, like a big Hollywood agent. Like, I just thought it looked like a movie. And like, now, Natalie gets pissed about work stuff. It, like, gives me such a sense of gratitude, 'cause I'm like, look where she's getting angry at. Like, she's like walking out, like, she went to go to the other side, to the west wing of the house. - Mm-hmm. - Like, it just, no, like, genuinely makes me, like, it makes me, like, reflect on, like, makes me feel really good. - You can't be mad in a really nice house. - No, no, exactly. It's like, it's like what people ask if money can buy happiness, and someone says no, and then someone comments, yeah, but it'd rather cry in a Ferrari. That's 1,000% the facts. Like, it's, you would rather cry in a Ferrari, and Natalie just so happens to cry in a Ferrari, once a week. (laughing) But it is, it's, yeah. - It's, um, - Why didn't you walk over to it? - It's a blessing. - It's a blessing. - He did close the door to this room. - Well, firstly, immediately, she came in here. I didn't know what she was doing in here. I went to a get popsicles. - No, you don't need to know what I'm doing in here, first of all. I'm just, I'm paying the picture. I went to a get two popsicles. I washed them off in the fridge. I don't know. Every time I doordash popsicles, - In the sink. - In the sink. - Oh, in the sink, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Idiot. - Idiot. (laughing) I was like, who's a back communicator now? Put them in the toilet. (laughing) - It came all over them. I mean, washed them off in the sink. (laughing) - I walk in here, I close the door until I have my debrief moment. - Slammed. - Slammed the door. - No, I did not slam the door. - Yeah, I slam the door. - No, I did not. - No, I did not. - Yeah, the other two people that we work with had to leave because she slammed the door. - No, wait, there you go. - No, first of all, can you shut the fuck up. We're spinning this story right now. - We're going to the slaughter. - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah. - To the north wing. (laughing) - We're going to hell yeah. We're going to go get lunch. - No, I guess it. - At Nobu. (laughing) - On the company card. - On the company card. - Oh, wow. - Anyways, he follows me in here and he sits his ass on the couch. I'm standing in the corner looking on into this beautiful view, trying to just find peace. And he comes in your slurping on the fucking popsicles. - You do slurp. - Man, I never seen anybody slurp like you. - I mean, popsicles are like a snacking hack. I ordered the scribble popsicles from Target. You guys should know this. Not you guys should know this, but you guys should be aware of these facts. They're 25 calories a popsicle. - Okay. - So I do wield usually I have two in my hand. And you can go back another time and it's still only 100 calories. It's like crazy. And you're like actually munching for a really long time. So yeah, anyway. I'm gonna fill me the next time you have a popsicle 'cause I want people to know that that sound Natalie just made. - It's very accurate. - It's so accurate. It's very. - It's so obnoxious. - And you're usually talking to you like Taylor. Maybe we can get this thing. (laughing) We can say which is. - I don't know, back to your bitching. - Well, no, that was it. - So you're in the corner on the floor. - I'm in the corner standing, just looking out at the view, trying to regain my peace and like level head myself because I just yelled in front of everybody and I'm not David. So now I feel embarrassed. - Oh, you yelled in front of Brooke and Halley. - Yeah, yeah, we were yelling at each other. - What was said? - He's like, "You're fucking moron. "How did you not know the contract was like blah blah." And I was like, "Did you not hear them on the call?" Like it wasn't my fault. They don't have the contract yet. Anyway, whatever. - It's stupid. - Brooke, do you want to run down to me? - And then I get a check. (laughing) - Yeah, that sounds good. You know, I'll drive. I can drive. - Yeah. - Exactly when I was fighting. - Well, as I was getting my popsicles, Halley was like getting something out of the fridge and I was like, "What's I had love doing this?" Like I do this with Taylor all the time. I feel like when Alley and I are fighting, I go, "What's wrong with her, huh?" To Halley. - I'm like, obviously she's not gonna answer. - What does Halley say? - She just, she just like gives me the most awkward smile. - I don't know. (laughing) - I do, yeah, I do with Taylor all the time. - I would do what she really thinks of you. I would pay money if I had the lottery. That's the first thing I do. - What could she do right now? Could you just ask her? - That's right. - She's not gonna say. - What? - She's not gonna be serious. - She's not gonna say what she really is. - I was like, "You are great at majority of the time, but when you're a piece of shit, you're a real piece of shit." - Yeah, no, like, like, obviously, when I'm gonna bring up the parts on the pod here where I'm such a vibe, 80% of the time I am a vibe. - I do it, I do it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, got a fun backup. - 60 to 65% of time. - Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Got a fun, like, at, I think, less than half the time. - What? No, no, I think you're here stressful moments, because you come here like, when I have to do my chores, right? - Right, the pod is the chore I forgot. - Yeah, yeah. - You come here when it's like-- - What? - Yeah, but like, when we're just like hanging, I think, I would give myself a good 80%. - You're so pretty fucking annoying, even when we're just so-- - Okay, Nat, is it an 80% god of fun? - No, no, no, I said 65%, 65% of the time. - I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it. - Well, you can't have the title god of fun with 65% ratio of my back, yeah. - What? - You can't have the title god of fun with 65. - No, no, no, no, that's a D minus brother. - You think Jamie Foxx, who we all love? - It's probably a 65. - I don't think so, I think Jamie Foxx probably a 85%, 90% fun. - Yeah, but this is like the core base, you know, this is where it's going to be 65%. But when we approach Jamie Foxx, we're not as core people, obviously he's giving us like 95% energy. - It's different, it's different vibes. - Okay. - But what makes Jamie Foxx, you know, what makes the operation work? And that's probably, it has to turn off the god of fun sometimes there. - Yeah, and you have some popsicles. - And I have some popsicles. - Okay, so he came in the room and what did he say? - Well, that was kind of it, I just slurped. - Well, and then Ferris, and then Ferris Tex saying, "Wasn't Ali's fault when she was already out of this room?" And then I texted in like, "My bad." - Yeah, and that was kind of it. - You've taken the soul out of this girl, David. - No, no, no, no. - She's taking the soul out of me, genuinely. - But I like, don't even understand how you can, like, actually generally-- - Well, you're not the best communicator, and-- - Maybe because you put 18 million things on my plate, maybe there should be some other people you should be communicating with other than me. - Yeah, she-- - Diversified the communication. - I get that, but I like communicating with you. Like, genuinely, like, you are really fun. - I know, and I have to explain that to everybody. I'm like, listen, just tell him he needs to communicate with you, even though he's going to try and communicate with me at all times. - Have you told that to Brooke recently? She's been trying to talk to me more. - Yes, I've told everybody that he needs to communicate with you before. - Why don't you do a YouTube video where you, you like, turn on as boss for the day? - That was supposed to be the work vlog, it was--
That's the part that got deleted in the footage. It was so fun. 'Cause it was like us, just, it was everyone that works at home, you got to see like everyone's like. - Right. - Yeah, like you got to see Brookie got to see how you got to see. - Yeah, I'd be funny to watch you like really participate as like an owner operator of your business. - Yeah. - That would be fun. That would be so weird, like if you dress that way. - Yeah, I'm watching you like fumbled through that. - I actually recently had a meeting with like, or like our Dobrix counterparts, and we were kind of talking about like, I think I did a really good job of explaining myself in my positioning in the company, and how I don't understand business, but I like making the fun stuff. And I feel like they really understood it. - They definitely understand you, yeah. - Yeah, which is really nice. 'Cause I've always been like, like when we have like calls about Dobrix and like the numbers and like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm always kind of like, I don't really know what's going on. And like I don't want to like know what's going on. Yeah, it's what Bobby Lee says on his podcast. He doesn't know how much money he has and he doesn't want to. - Yeah, like just give me a more of this, David, less of this, David, or like good, bad. Like I don't need to know like what the court is doing, whatever, like I want to focus on making the videos and make-- - Austin will keep you in the dark and take all the money. - That sounds great. - Amazing, David, we love that. - Yes, we do. - Genuinely, yes. To some extent, I'd rather you keep me in the dark and take the money, just this. - Yeah. - Do you believe this guy? He's fucking stupid. You know what's money we're gonna make? - Oh my god, the funniest thing happened. It was just something from the podcast a couple of days ago when I was editing, I just realized it. We were talking about Natalie's time in Malibu and you must have said like three times you were like, because you know what people call him Malibu. They can't hook up. Because the drive is so long. - It's about a while. - Now he said it like three times. And you're like, and that was the owner's story. And you're like, because you know the drive, that drive, that. Nobody's hook, nobody's hookin' up. And it's like, no Dave, I'm sure people are hookin' up when they meet in Malibu. - No. - Maybe it's just you. - No, no they're not, they're not. - Definitely are. Some of my friends go top. - They had sex after an hour drive. - Oh yeah. - There's no way. - What, yeah, of course. - They drove back with someone for an hour and then they hooked up. - You're not getting laid after Malibu. - That's it. - I didn't cut a Malibu. - Is that every issue on your end? - No, it's not. - Because there's no way anybody's hookin' up. - I've been out there in Malibu and I've tried to hook up. It's just the best. (laughing) - It's an hour drive, no fuckin' way. You get to leave that night. (laughing) (laughing) - I don't know. I wasn't trying to say it like that way. - That's how it came off. - Really? Definitely have, I've never had luck in Malibu. But here's the problem with why Malibu's a problem. Because if I'm partying here in West Hollywood, I'm not hooking up with anybody. First of all, I've been on the craziest dry streak ever. I just told earlier, this is maybe too much information. I've been so not horny where I sometimes have to jerk off like I'm taking medication. Like I'm just like forcing myself to do it. Like it's to the point where it should, no, cut this out. - No, that's so gross. - Why? - We'll cut it out. - What's wrong? - I don't like when he's like talks about nasty jerk off because I have to and I'm medicated. Like what? - I'm not gonna say 'cause I'm medicated. - Whatever the fuck you said. - I think it feels like I'm eating like vegetables. Like I gotta get this out. You know what I mean? Like I gotta do this. - Yeah, it was like a soft boner. - Yeah, it was something like that. - Yeah, like you're good. - You know, why don't you-- - Well, hold on, hold on, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying like I don't hook up with people. Like very, very rarely, especially when it's Hollywood or anywhere where we go out. But when you go to Malibu, the, it's usually like a really nice party and people are really pretty. So it's like more of a, more of like you kind of want to. - Yeah, 100%. - But you can't, 'cause it's too far. - No, you can't. - It's what I'm saying. - You definitely can. - You definitely can't. - No, Nat, did you? - No, but that was like-- - 'Cause it's too far. - No, I don't know, I don't know. I find it really hard to believe. Oh, so like if you still want to hook up with me after an hour car ride, I don't want to hook up with you 'cause it's something wrong with you. It's crazy. Go to bed. It's 3 a.m. Go to bed. Why are we still talking about this? Have you tried like exercise? - What do you mean? - Well, like exercise will work. - Like from my testosterone? - Yeah, exercise will work. - Oh, no, I'm so good with like not being like, I've been, like I play pool for about an hour a day and then exercise. - Well, yeah, I know it's not exercise. - Any of your business partners listen to this? Oh, he can't make the meeting today. Oh, what was he doing? - Guys, if you're looking to do something this summer, there's a good chance it involves getting tickets, which is why I want to give the sponsor of today's video Seakyke a huge shout out with over 35 million downloads. Seakyke is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on Seakyke, including concerts, sports, festivals and more. All you gotta do, download the Seakyke app to see what's happening around you. Seakyke has your back. Each ticket is rated on a scale of one to 10, so you know you're getting a good deal. 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Did you watch Scarface the other night? - Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. - Tell me. - I mean, I-- - It's not my favorite movie. - Okay, okay. - But why? - You didn't get it. - Well, we watched it with Julio, John's girlfriend. - And she was like, this is like the perfect guy movie. - Yeah. - I don't even really feel that, I don't know. I wasn't even getting that vibe. I was like, this is like a weird movie. - It's not a David guy movie, no. - Okay, is there, it's really over the top. Is there something about the classics that like, is there, I just think it's, this is hard for me to say because I really respect film. And like, I don't like talking poorly about anything. But I'm just saying like, I understand why Scarface was good for its time. - Sure. - I get it. But like, does it hold up like with the movies today? I don't know. Do you know what I mean? - Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, it's a little slow and it's a little, I know, well, it's really, it's all those lines that became iconic and guys like to pretend that they're a, you know, that type of character. - It's weird 'cause it wasn't a character I'd want to, he's like, if you watch Scarface, there's about like, 20 minutes of it, 15 minutes of it, where he's actually like having a good time. - Yeah. - The rest he's like stressed or like about to overdose. - Right, well, it comes from rappers, rappers glorify Scarface, like they glorify that movie and then people love rappers. - They're like, oh, Scarface. - Well, where I first thought Scarface was the best was when Michael Bolton sings it with the Lonely Island. - Oh. - Yeah, he like sings it. - I'm on a boat. - I don't know what song it's in but it's like a little departure and he's like, I'm Tony Montana. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like where I first heard about it and then of course, I see it on every T-shirt, I see that font Scarface. - See, I like classics, I like the slowness of class. - Okay, but I compared it to a movie that's newer. - Yeah. - Have you seen American made with Tom Cruise? - No. - Oh my God, okay, another thing to recommend to the podcast listeners. - People want you to do a letterboxed. - It's an incredible movie and to me, I'm like, why don't we talk about American made? Like, we talk about fucking Scarface. I don't know, I just think, I think. - Is it that type of character in it? - No. - Like, out of control or the top coach. - No, American made, it's such an easy, clean, beautiful movie to watch. It's about Pablo Escobar, it's about drugs. - Oh, he's running drugs on a plane back and forth. - Yes. - That's not the same thing. - Okay. - It's being a cartel leader. - But it's an incredible, incredible, incredible movie. - All right, I'll check it out. - And it's, I don't know, and I'm just, I'm wondering like, what weight, like, classics have just because they're classics? I said this about Star Wars, too. I fucking was a die-hard Star Wars fan. - Yeah. - And then I rewatched it with my friends and they kept looking at me like, what is, why do you like this so much? And like, I was like, okay, okay, okay, it's a little bit, it doesn't hold up as much as it used to. And you really have to like, for me at least, like, I really have to romanticize Star Wars to enjoy it. Like, I love the edits on TikTok for Star Wars. There's nothing better to watch than an Anakin Skywalker edit. - But did you kind of watch it as a kid when you watch it? - Like, in a good way. Like, when I watch Star Wars, I remember, yeah, but my dad watched it, too, and he loved it. And everyone at the time watched it, and they weren't his kids. - If I would watch it now, I would love it 'cause I'd be, remember when I was a kid loving it. I don't watch it as a adult. Maybe it was also the room I was in. - Yeah. - I have a bad time watching movies with people that aren't enjoying the movie. - Oh, I know. - I'm a movie empath. So like, I feel that big time in it ruins my movie experience. So honestly, that could actually be a big part of my problem. Maybe I should rewatch Star Wars just on my own. But in other movie news, Harry Potter's coming back to theaters. - I know, I'm so excited. - Which seems like-- - Which Daniel Radcliffe? - Like, the old ones. There's been all of that series. - Oh, oh, oh. - It seems like a common trend they're doing now with movies, have you seen this? Like, they're bringing back Avengers Endgame into theaters with five minutes of new footage. - Oh. - So I bought, yeah, so the five minutes of footage, the way they're making Doomsday,
is you can almost, you can almost forget about all the movies that have happened between Endgame and Doomsday. So, like, they're making it easy for someone to digest who hasn't been able to keep up with all the shows that Marvel has. And they're adding five minutes into Endgame that I think they just shot to help go right into Doomsday. Oh, well. Yeah. So does that mean they're like ending storylines that, like, movies that were released, they just, like, don't even count in the storyline of the Marvel Universe? I've heard both. I think some movies, some shows are going to be shafted and some will be continued. But, like, yeah, okay. So, like, Endgame is back at theaters and they need like hundred, they need to make $130 million to take over Avatar in the box office. And some people are like, that's kind of unfair to do like a second run and to add a original box office score. But I don't know. But then I feel like Avatar can just come back and be like, hey, we're back at theaters again. For sure. I'm sure they will. And then when I think, yeah, then when I really think about it, like, why don't movies do this like yearly? Right. Well, we have these gift kits now that haven't seen it. Harry Potter should be back December 1st. AMC should lock in a deal with Harry Potter around Christmas time every five, every year for five years. Because Harry Potter is the best Christmas movie, I think, ever of all time. Did you see that there's a company that like blows bands up and they were like really forthcoming about it. They're like, well, how did they tell you how they did it? They basically like create fake accounts and they have like thousands of phones in their possession and they have people running the phones and commenting. And they've blown like all these major artists up like like somber and like and Travis Scott uses them. And like this came out like a month ago. And I remember seeing it being like Travis Scott uses them. Yeah, Justin Bieber. And I remember seeing it being like, this is kind of wild that they're like admitting to this. And now there's like all this backlash against it. It's like, oh, but I think that's really a way you're like bought your basic like. Things warehouses of phones. Yeah. I mean, and the other thing they'll do this they'll go they'll take like that would dead internet theory is too. Yeah, they'll take like an artist like somber and they'll like cross promote. They'll figure out like they figured out that somber and the show yellow jackets have the same fans. And so they just make yellow jacket edits with somber music. Millions and millions of millions of times. That's sick. You like that. Yeah, that makes complete sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like real content that you're making from it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like real content. Like you're making from it. And you're helping those fans, those families are going to be so stoked on that, right? Oh my god, my favorite artist. I don't have a problem with that, but I just thought the whole thing. So it's kind of like, oh, I don't know. I also like, I don't know how accurate that is. Well, I don't know. Read up on it. Do you see this fake towel? Do you believe on reading anything? I can't really carry it. I remember now. Sorry, I said, I didn't mean to put you down. Yeah. Can I watch this somewhere? Yeah, so do the took off. Can you have someone animated for me so I can understand it better? Thank you. Did you see the fake towel in Nebraska thing? No, what is that? I don't know. It's like something I saw in TikTok, but I know it's not real, but I kind of wish it was real. Oh, I love it. I love things. I don't know. The guy claims that he was driving in Nebraska and he stumbled upon a town that is like stuck in the 1980s. Oh, sir. And he has like all this video of it. But he like would drove through it and like drove into like a bubble. Yeah. Yeah, there's that guy on TikTok that also like is saying he's the last guy alive. Have you seen that? Yeah. It's like the year 2150 or something. Yeah, yeah. And it's like him just walking through random places. Yeah, he makes it look like there's no one around. Right? It's really, yeah, it's really crazy thinking about what it's AI, right? Yeah, I mean, unless he's the only guy. I don't fucking know. Like I just saw there was like of one of the best alien videos I've ever seen or over like Mexico or some shit. Like a bunch of guys saw this like we're triangular alien ship. And I watched it and enjoyed it and went on my day. And I will never know now what the fuck I'm seeing, which is so incredibly sad. Yeah. And like I know that's a big reason why people think the government has pushed AI on us now. So now that anything could be released and nobody will ever know if anything is real. But like it truly is working. Like I could see anything. Anything now. Like I don't know. It's that it's that it's that meme. There's a meme in the comment section of a lot of TikToks. And it's like I'm seeing a lot of less AI content recently. And then it's like wait a minute. I'm seeing a lot of AI a lot of less AI content recently. That's because it's so fucking good. You can't even tell what's AI anymore. So I don't know. Yeah, but I also don't understand that argument because the government has said the aliens are real. So what are we? Well, yes. I think we're so pressed by everything coming at us that like when I see an alien video. One that looks like actually credible. I don't have the time to watch it. Really? Yeah, I don't have the patience to fucking sit there. Or go through the six minute video because you don't know if it's real. If I came to you and I showed you the video and I was like I just shot the saw my phone dead ass. Yeah. Like you'd lose your lose your fucking shit. Sure. Yeah. Sure. But that Miami thing that you sent us. I don't think that happened. What do you mean? All the malls? All those cop cars are real. Sure. Something happened at the mall that night. But there wasn't like ten foot creatures running around the mall. But we don't know that. That's all. We don't know that. No, we don't. I think we do. No, we don't, Jay. I think we do. We really don't. Also, is it kind of crazy that like we're in the 2000 or it's 2026. And like when our grandkids are going to be born, we're going to be maybe not you, Jay. Well, I'll be here. Don't worry. I'll be doing this podcast with you. We'll be alive from the 20s. And they'll be like 80s kids. That's so fucking scary to me. We're from the 20s. How boring is that? It's like probably the worst year. No? Wouldn't you want to be the number 20s? Yeah, yeah. No, it'll be cool. You're going to live to like 250. You always say this and I don't know how I can believe that. Oh, sure. You know, Greenland sharks live up to 500 years old. Did you know that? They don't reach sexual maturity till 100 years old. Damn. Yeah. And they get pregnant. They're pregnant for 18 years. What? How fucking crazy is that? Oh. That's a fun fact. Take that to the bank. I mean, truly. All right. Hang on. Chase. Oh. Okay. Hi. Hi guys. How you doing? Are you depositing today? Yeah, I am. Okay. How much would you like to deposit? Well, it's actually not money. I'm going to deposit a fact on you. Did you know that sharks? Are you going to be pregnant for up to 18 years? Greenland sharks. Greenland sharks. Did you know that? I'll just be really specific. I was throwing facts at Nallie earlier. And she was, also probably where she pissed me off. She was like, she's pretending like she knew everything. I did. I told her, did you know this, Jay? Be honest with me. Don't fucking lie to me. I was the first fact I gave you. Do you remember? No. Okay. So one of them was a full size basketball court. Can fit inside a soccer penalty box. Yeah. She seemed like that's stressing you out, Jay. What? I don't know how big a soccer penalty box is. Well, how big is a soccer penalty box? I guess big. A size of basketball court. Yeah. What? Yeah. How? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what Mr. React Nallie went. I knew that. And then that's what she carried on typing on your computer. And you know if you're seven feet tall, you have a one in six chance of landing in the NBA. That's pretty good. But why have the penalty box that big? Well, a soccer field is just massive. Soccer field is so big, dude. Why are you? You're like so much a call. What you call a FIFA? But why wouldn't the penalty box just be like a little area? Well, because if you're inside the penalty box and someone penalizes you or whatever, it's a certain area or whatever, then you get a penalty shot. So they have to. Oh, the penalty box. Not where. Not where if you're being punished to go. You mean from where they shoot the. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the field. Oh, you thought like just like the dugout? Like I was thinking like hockey penalty box. Yeah. Why is this almost square footage for a seating area? It took quite to the airport last night. Do you ever do this? Do you ever like. I'm never doing one. You should take them. It's really fun. Okay. We listen to Cat Stevens. Okay. So, do you ever do this when you go into the airport? You're driving somebody and it says arriving and departing. And you can't do that math. Yes. I'm arriving. Wait. I'm arriving. I'm arriving. But he's departing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Every time. Do you always go. Do you. Do you. I don't even really look at that. I just look at which ones open. Oh, then you'll make the person walk upstairs. Yeah. You don't drive people to the airport, but. No, no, I do. You do. Well, it's the last person you drive to the airport. Well, hold on, hold on. It's only if he's also getting dropped off of the airport. Well, we're driving myself to the airport. What would it take for a buddy to pick you up to the airport? What if I. Who would have to call you and say, "David, can you pick me up at the airport?" Who would have to be? Who would have to be? Yeah. If Jamie Foxx called, said, "Yo, D money, can you come grab me?" At LAX. Well, that's like a bit. What would you say? Are you trying like non-bit? Not a bit. Yeah, not a bit. Yeah, would you go get him?
- Oh, if JB Fox is like dope, put it on camera, I just need to be picked up. - Yeah. - But it is, 'cause any, it's unfortunate, 'cause any story that's exciting in my life is a bit. So that's not a fair question. - Okay. - Right, 'cause I'll come back here and I'll be like, you won't believe it. - JB Fox, I'm gonna pick 'em up in the airport. - I, you did pick up Mike. - I picked up Mike. - I used to love doing it. - Yeah. - Like that's my, there's nothing better, but I think I stopped picking people up when they would come to LA multiple times. - Mm-hmm. - You only get one. - No, you got a couple. - Me a couple. - But it's not because I don't, because I get exhausted, there's nothing new to show 'em on the ride home. I'm like, that was like, that's some-- - I love to show people stuff. - I love showing people stuff, and I love being there for people's first, but once they become like reoccurring airport characters to me, it's like, okay, like, like-- - Yeah. - Tazin' to come get you, Johnson, to come get you. - How would you pay for exclusive knowledge that Naveen and I are pregnant? What would you pay for that? - It would be an exclusive on it. To be the first to know, like, I don't tell Joe Vulpis first, I don't tell Natalie first. - I can't give you a price. - What would you pay for that? - I've already asked you. - Okay, assuming we don't have that agreement. - Okay, okay. - Assuming we don't have that agreement. - Just hypothetically. - Okay, but you can't go back on it 'cause you've already told me that you would tell me. - I did tell you that. - Okay, okay, you can't go back on it, right? How much would you pay for it? How much could I have gotten? - Ah, fuck. - Would you pay five K for it? - Yes. - Oh, wow. - Probably pay one. - Yeah, that's pretty good. I would probably pay like 10 grand for the exclusive. - Do you ever do something and you're like, "Damn, I'm gonna go and win more money." - Yeah, all the time. - All the time, yeah. - All the time. - We just got like a brand deal. I'm like, the money we sent them, they're like, "Sounds good, let's do it." And I was like, "Fuck you guys." (laughing) I don't even wanna do it anymore. - Ah, yeah, yeah. - And like, they met my rate perfectly and I'm like, "No, I'm out." (laughing) Like, yeah, that is the worst. - It's the worst best sensation ever. - Well, at least you got what you wanted. - Yeah, but I don't look at things like that. I'm like, "Why aren't you guys pushing back?" Why? That's actually really fun. - They were talking about you yesterday, Nick. Nick and our friend from a gambling company, we're plotting as to how to get you into their gambling company. - Oh, yeah, I told them. I told them. - I know, I was there when they called you. - Yeah. Oh, really? Or were they plotting? - They were. - This gambling company wants to sign me over that Jonah works with. - Yeah. - And I gave them the most ridiculous money. I'm like, "If I'm doing it, I need to be paid." And like, an athlete and I'm like somebody signing to like the New York Knicks for six years. - Sure. - And then they called-- - It was a high number. - Yeah, and they called me every two to three months and asked me, I'm like, "It's still the same." I'm not signing over unless it's just like to the moon. - Wait, wait, wait, and then everybody out there listening. David did the most boss thing I've ever seen. - What? - It was so fucking cool. He gave a really high number. The guy on the other phone looked like he was gonna pass out and you heard the number. And then David goes, "Yeah, and that's the number now "and a couple years from now, it's gonna go up." (all laughing) And they're on the other end like, "Oh, fuck." (all laughing) I couldn't believe it. I was like, "Wow." - Good for days. - Well, it's a deep one. - Well, it's true. It's inflation, man. - Yeah, it's probably gonna go up. So I'm giving you, I'm telling you now. - I can't have them come at me in five years with the same number and I'm like, "Well, that money doesn't pay the bills around here anymore." - Right. - And that was pretty funny. - That's really funny. - Jonah, Jonah, and they were arguing 'cause Jonah was being really great actually. He was like bushing you. Jonah gave a really good, a really good monthly number that I was like, "That sounds pretty good." - Jonah really wants me to do it. - Yeah, yeah. And so then, and the, God. - Here's the problem, yeah. - With the whole thing is like, I am a gambling person. And like, it's very dangerous to pay me a rate 'cause I'm going to gamble it away. Especially with how these companies pay. They usually pay in Bitcoin. - Yeah. - And there was one time I did something like where I helped somebody gamble and they paid me my rate. And have I talked about this? - I probably am. - Yeah, yeah. They paid me my rate in Bitcoin. - Yeah, you and John. - And then me and John gambled it away in, I'm not kidding you. Like an under an hour, like three a.m. in the morning. - Oh. - And yeah. - I mean, you have to have somebody holding on to the money for you and you can access it. - Yeah, I don't know, but I love watching gambling. - Sure. - Like that's my, I mean, I've talked about how like, I love Steve will do a tow. You're like, those are my favorite things to consume. And like, when I'm in bed and I'm on TikTok and I need another thing to like stimulate me, I'll put on somebody's like stream or YouTube video that's just an hour long of just the table. And I just like watching people play hands on Blackjack. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's just like so fun to watch. I don't know why it's so captivating for me. And it's really nice because I, it actually gives me my fix without spending my own money. - Yo, I was thinking about the movie Jonas doing? - Yeah. - I gave him $100,000 to make it or to produce it. - Yeah, there was a screening the other night. I wasn't invited. - Shut the fuck up. - It wasn't a screening. - It was like, they were all together and they all watched it. - You think I'm gonna make that money back? - It's just you ain't never pissed. - You think there's anything else? - I do think you're gonna make the money back. - Okay. - Because I talked to the investor. - This is my first time investing in a movie project. - Yeah. - It's a big deal. - I, I, I, I saw that. Did you see the trailer? - I saw the trailer. The trailer's great. - But I, but I, I mean, I, I think any, you know, you hire the right trailer out of any movie while the good trailer, right? I need to see the movie. - I guess. - I don't know. I'm, I'm really, I'm, I'm really excited about it. - It's really hard to make a movie. - I know. (laughing) - And you tried your best. - Try my best. - Dude, you had like the Avengers end game of actors in your movie and it still failed. - Oh my God. - Liza Koshy, David Dobrik, Alex Ernst. - Wait, which one? - The movie you're in. - Is that what you're, is that you're referring to? - I'm talking about FML. - Yeah. - I was in FML. (laughing) - Oh my God, you blocked it out. - Oh my God, Alex, wait, what? - You and Alex are in it. - Wait, so what was on before? Oh, Jason Nash is married. - Yeah. - Oh man, I'm really confused. We shouldn't watch it. - Jason Nash is married is much better. - But we should watch FML. - Sure. - Did we, did you have a premiere for it at I Pick? - I did. - Is that what it was? - Yeah. - Damn, but that theater closed down. I closed it down. Damn, my sticker movie. - You were the last movie. (laughing) You're the last chance. That's how you know. That's how you know. - You know what? - When they're doing movie premieres with Jason Nash. It's on its way out. (laughing) It's on its way out. - It was like six, I pick was around for like eight years after. - Slow death. - Slow death. - You know how they're sharp. - I killed it. - You know, if sharks have 500 years, movie theaters have eight years of death. - I think it's the concept of eating at a movie, which I don't think is good. - Really? I love that. - I'm not like, I'm watching the movie and someone was over and they're like, more diet coke. - Oh my gosh. - I don't like that. - I love it. - No. No, how could you like that? - No, no, no, sorry, sorry. I love eating. I don't love that. What you just said, I hate. - Yeah, you're not gonna watch Avengers and be like, oh, I have a case in here. - No, no, no, no, but I get there really early and I order and I order everything. I do an extra coke so I don't need to refills or anything. Like, I'm ready to go. - But you can't even do it anymore, right? You could go to Alamo, I guess. - No, now it's gone. - You know what I watched yesterday? - No. - So there's this whole, I don't care. - Robin, nobody knows if he was a good guy or bad guy. - Okay. - That's like the whole concept that's on him, but this was like really painting him as a bad guy. The whole movie, it's really fucking dark. - Oh, that does sound good. - It's really slow. - Wait, this is a movie that's out or coming out? - It's out, it just came out in 2026. The whole opening scene is like this little girl comes up to him 'cause she doesn't have any food. - Yeah. - And then he gives her some food and then he's sleeping and I think the little girl's like coming over to try to kill him. She just doesn't trust him 'cause I think she's just like a man. And he turns around, grabs his knife, stabs her in the neck. She's like bleeding out. This girl's like fucking 13 years old. And as she's bleeding out, he's like, who's your family? Boba, what's your kin? He like asks all the questions and she's barely answering. And then to finish her, he takes a knife out of her neck, stabs her right in the skull. - Oh God. - And you're like watching you, it's fucking crazy. - What? - And you're watching Hugh Jackman do this as Robin Hood. And it is, I've never, it was a very, very dark movie for like, to me, I learned about the Robin Hood character as I had cartoon, you know what I mean? And then to see that was kind of tough for me. - He doesn't steal from the rich, give it the poor. - She was probably rich. She was probably rich and, yeah, she was probably rich. She's not rich, she's not rich, she's not rich. - No, it's crazy. - I think Robin Hood, I think it's just who you ask, Robin Hood was a good guy, Robin was a bad guy. Also, it's Ross. - He's a real guy. - I don't know. - Oh, I don't think so. - I think so. - I think he's the real guy, so I wanna go to London. There's a place he's buried. I wanna go visit it for a vlog. - Oh. - They think that he's buried there, which is really cool. It's like a burial ground in Yorkshire. - Sounds buried. - Westshire? - Do it right now, set it up. I wanna see if it's vlog worthy. - No, no, no, no, I need the map. There's a map from 1794, and he's buried, where his burial is. There's like some, it says Robin, it says the name and shit. But around it, around the gravesite are four trees that historians say, that's the type of wood that was used to make his arrows. So they planted four trees around his gravesite, okay? So it's a really, really cool thing that I wanna go see. Pretty cool, no. [BLANK_AUDIO]
I'm imagining it in your video, I don't know, maybe. - Really? - Nat, could you say it? - Yeah, I think it's so fun. - I mean, I think it's cool, like, to go visit. - No, I saw a guy do it, it was so cool, a TikTok. What did he say about it? He's like, I think I found Robin Hood's grave, and then he walks you through what he thinks it is, and then you're like, oh my God, this is Robin Hood's grave. And Robin Hood, it's like saying, you found Snow White's grave. - Yeah. - It's like, what's going on? Did you see the theory that Snow White may have fucked Grumpy, sorry, that's very vulgar. May have had a kid with Grumpy, and it's actually Lord Farquad. - Okay. - People are obviously comparing the hairstyles, and like Grumpy's vibe to Lord Farquad, and then the mirror that Lord Farquad has in track, people are saying it's basically Snow White, it's the same type of magic from the same realm. - Who's Lord Farquad again? - I know he's got the guy with the hair cup. - He's the guy from Shrek. - I think the little king, I think, that he's sure and-- - Oh, the king. - But also, have you watched Shrek recently? - I have it, so good. - It's pretty crazy. - It's like so good. - Yeah, you know it's got like every story in it. - Yeah, that's the whole thing. It's all the fairy tales. - It's every fairy tales in it. - Oh, it's like three little pigs. - Exactly, and I had no idea this Goldilocks, three little pigs, the gingerbread man. It's all the-- - The wolf that blew the house down. - Yeah, yeah, they're all there, and what's Shrek? - Well, that's three little pigs. - Uh-oh. - No way, the wolf. - One of the wolf is there too. - Well, yeah, but for the pig, he's-- - The same story. - Same story. - Same story. - He's just like narrated a different part of it. - And he is also-- - And the house that was made out of wood. (laughing) Yeah, yeah, I guess there's different characters, yeah. - Would you smoke octopus in Japan? - Oh. - With Togi? - To get-- - Yeah, with Togi. To get high, that's what people are doing in Japan. - Really? - And it's working? - Yeah, they smoke octopus. - Like, do they hallucinate or what's the vibe? - I was just thinking about this yesterday. - I guess you do it here. - Yeah, right. - I'm talking about the rules. - I'll think about this yesterday. I'm doing this thing with the house called the Royal Games. - Yeah. - And it's where we play 10 pool games to see who the winners of the Royal Belt here at the house. - No, you're not. - I'll play you right after this. You wanna play? - Wait, who's got the belt? - There's no belt, it's imaginary. But I'm up right now, seven games to two. - What? You guys are having a tournament? - Yeah, but, last night I was like, "Ah, let's just play for like an hour, "we'll really get a bunch of games "and drink some beers." And I started losing. And then I realized, I'm not good at being intoxicated. I love the idea. I love the idea of a cigarette. I love the idea of weed. I love the idea of beer. But I hate the feeling of once I'm there. I don't know, I don't know why I'm so bad at it. Is that everybody? Does everybody hate it? - I'm the same way. - All I get on my TikTok is edits of beer. Do you get that? - No. - I gotta get the best beer edits. - It's just a cup of beer being filled up. - Yeah. - And then splashed around a little with like a really cool song. - Really? - Yeah, I could show you, 'cause I think the listeners will understand what you're watching, even just from the sound. So, right here what you're about to hear goes. - You're on "Bear Talk." Yeah, this is. ♪ You just can't get out of the house ♪ ♪ You can't get out of the house ♪ - You're rotting your brain. This is fucking rotting, don't you? - There's no way. - But that's the way you could exist as a human soon. - But that's sitting your talk about Lord Farquhar watching "Bear Ants." - I mean, who are you? - Yeah, yeah, but I get these so much. It's different songs. - And it's so white and fuck, girl, be man. - I don't know, I also don't wanna, I don't wanna assume what Snow White did. Like, I don't wanna spread any kind of-- - It's just the most brain rot podcast we've ever done. - This is, we are bouncing around a lot, sorry. - It's not the bouncing, really. - It's the fact that Robin did, it's not real. Snow White never- - He made me real. He made me real. - I just don't know what side he was on. It was a good guy, bad guy. - Someone's gonna comment like, "Did you just spend seven minutes on Robinhood?" (laughing) - But yeah, sorry, back to your octopus training. - I'm trying to look for a vice that makes me feel like I'm being bad-ass, but also-- - Motorcycle? - I enjoy it. No, hate motorcycle. - Boxige and bar? - Ah, interesting. - Boxige and bar? - Boxige and bar. - How does that make you feel bad-ass? - I'm hacking. - No, I know what it is. I think it's Le Croix. - That makes you feel bad-ass. - Pample mousse, nothing like opening a cold one. I know it's just flavored sparkly water. - There's way better sparkly water than Le Croix. - You're an idiot. - No, I'm not. - Which one, dumbass? - Pample mousse. - Mom Valley spring. - But flavored, like, with those kinds of flavors? - No, Pample mousse is not flavored. A flavored water? - Yeah, it's Le Croix. - Pole and spring. - The fuck are you saying? - Amazing. - Pole and spring. - Pole and spring from New York? - Yeah, they have it out here. - Pole and spring, like the water in New York. - Yeah, they make a sparkly. - So gross. - No, it's the best. - It's like aquafina to me. It's like an iron. - Really? - Man, I can't do it. - You really think, I think Le Croix is like, not good. - Let's take a break and watch us again. - Am I just kidding? (laughing) - And what do you think when you watch a beer at it? Like, man, I wanna have that beer. - Well, I set 'em all to Ilya. - You send beer at it's to Ilya? - Yeah. - And what does he say? - Ilya it says, do I really have to watch this one? I feel like it's not worth it. That's what he says every time. But I sent Ilya the ones that, like, this isn't at it. And it's. (upbeat music) - Okay, so. - Wait a minute, what's wrong with that? - It's just like a fun song, but the caption on it, like over the screen is how life feels at 4 p.m. on a Friday when you have confirmed plans of evolving alcohol later. Like, I just like-- - But you're not that person. - I know. - You're literally not the guy that works nine to five and is like, can't wait to get to the pub. - And the TikTok I sent him right before is remember the best nights of your life always start with I don't feel like drinking tonight. Like, I just, I don't know. I don't know. - I think you're just longing for friends and camaraderie. - I, dude, I just want to be at a bar with my four friends. - Yeah. - With four empty bottles of beer. - Yeah. - And then one of my friends goes, another round? You go, yeah, another round. And I wanted to get to the point where we're not ordering them anymore. The bartender's just looking at us. And I give him just a little finger nod. - Yeah. - The time for the next round to start. That's what I want. - But when have you done that in your life? - Never. - I mean, weren't you at a-- - That's why I wanted my part. - Wait, wait, wait. - Were you at a bar with like Zane and Ilya drinking beers? - That's what we just did. - Yeah. - In a vlog? - No, no, no. We just went out this week when Natalie was in Malibu getting five. - Boys night. - Yeah, but that's a club. That's not a pub. - No, but like it's a place where we could smoke cigarettes. - I see. - It's not very clubby. It's just like a place. - Can you do indoor cigarettes there? - It's right on the patio. It's outside. - How big's the patio? - Big, big, big. - Like a soccer penalty box? - No, like this room. - Like, no, no, like two sizes of this room, but there's couches everywhere and you can get like bottle service out there. - I love going out to smoke. And Naveen fucking, she just hates cigarettes so much. - It's the one thing I don't like about Naveen. Are they bad for you or no? - For sure. - Well, I think it depends if you have-- - I love bringing this up because it's obviously the stupidest goods in the world. But there's someone always in the room that has an argument for it. Try it, try it when you go out. Go, what's your argument? - George Burns lived to 100 years old, man. Smoked every day. - Yeah, it's definitely not good for you. - I think it depends on what your genetic makeup is and if you're prone to cancer and all that shit. - I'll tell you what, I can't get addicted to it for the life of me. - What? - And cigarettes. I have no addictive, like it doesn't like-- - Really? - Yeah, not at all. - 'Cause you smoke, you know? - I'll smoke like, but only when I go out, but like I'll go two, three months with that smoking. And then when we go out, I'll do it. Like I only do it when I'm drunk. - Yeah. - Like I have no, no desire to do it, I'm sober. - We were cleaning my closet yesterday. Naveen and I were looking for something in my closet and then like reached up to try to find the shirt that I needed and a pack of cigarettes fell. But her back was turned and I was like, - You caught it? - I caught it and I was like, oh, she-- - And I don't even smoke that much, but I think when you had your party, there was a lot of cigarettes for everyone to take. - Yeah. - And then I was drunk and I was like, oh, sick. - Pretty, I'll resell these. - I know, that's really funny. - And then I drove to my shoot and I threw them out in the trash. - Yeah, right. - I did. - Are you just giving yourself another edit for the pod? - Yeah. - So you have options. - Did I catch the cigarettes or did I throw them out later? I'll decide and edit. - Bro, when I edit, I don't wear headphones and she sits on the couch and she listens to the whole thing, she loves to listen and she just waits for me to say something and fuck up. - That's so funny. - Like really? Oh. - Yeah, you like went with Paltrow, huh? (laughing) - That's really funny. - All right guys, listen, that's all the time we have for today's pod. - I have some news. - Oh fuck. - Oh yeah. - David. - I was waiting for you. - Wait, what? - It's not gonna be exciting for you. - Are you moving? - But I feel like this is a safe space. - Are you, 'cause I can't. - This might be worse than moving in your eyes. He's gonna be really upset. - You're in a relationship? - No. - I'm just listening to this at our worst. - No, so my sister and I put together a little video that we want to post on to the YouTube. - Okay. - There's steam coming out of the zeroes. - What? - Never heard of this. - Like a walk. (laughing) - What is it?
Um, it's like, it's like our trip from Monaco. Hmm. Doesn't compare to your vlog. It's like us doing our makeup and stuff. Interesting. It's really cute. Interesting. Huh. And really funny and good times, good vibes. Well, I just wanted to see what you thought about that. Looking forward to it, Matt. Really? Yeah, but that's all the time we have to think about. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. Why do you really think? How do you feel about that? Um, I don't, I don't, I don't get it. You know, I don't get a single TikTok that you post. It's not a TikTok, it's a YouTube video. That's what I think it's the same. How long's the video? I mean, I'm good to send it to Ali and Zayn, and they're going to be like, how on earth is she getting you deals when she's doing this? How long's it that, um, who edited it? Uh, girl, I know. Nice. Is it the edit, come out good? Yeah, she didn't really care. You hired an editor. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. I think it's great. You've seen it? Yeah. No way. Yeah. We had a screening last night. After drawing a movie. Um, no. I mean, I, listen, I'm, I'm, I don't think. I thought this is what you were doing, because you, you like vlog from time of time at places. Yeah. And be like, why is she doing this? I don't get it. Like, we're making a vlog. But I thought you were like making one like of the decade. Yeah. And that's what I thought too. He was like, you're going to compile all this over the next 10 years. And then you're going to just drop this banger. Yeah. And I'm not filming like a banger, you know, like, that's your job. Okay. Yeah. I mean, listen. You should watch it. It's really cute. I will have my thoughts after I watch it. I will hold this part till I watch it in the next segment. You'll hear me after I watch it. Great. How long is it? It's like 20 minutes. What? Yeah. Yeah. It's like long. I mean, what's the problem with it? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you real quick. Tell us. What's the problem with it? Doesn't it just be get more deals for David? It doesn't. It doesn't just like help the whole ecosystem of things like everyone's doing fun stuff. That's the word I use with you the other day. You stole my word. What? Ecosystem. Well, I use that word with you the other for my sitcom. I said, we should get my sitcom made because it helps the ecosystem brought here. You just stole my word. I would love for your sitcom. No, I'm excited to see it. But listen. All right, guys, that's all time we have. That's all time we've heard his podcast. Thank you guys for listening so much. Thank you to everybody who joined Natalie Jason. Guys, give us your thoughts about things. We want to talk about things that you want us to talk about. Let us know if you want to hear more about how sharks are getting older. And how psychopathically boxes are so huge. We'll see you guys for the next one. Bye.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
A minor argument between David and Natalie stems from a mix-up with a patty melt order, where David’s burger had mayo and Natalie’s didn’t, leading to frustration.
David accuses Natalie of misrepresenting the company’s contract during a business call, sparking tension, though he later admits it was poorly worded and not fully accurate.
A text from a colleague clarifies that the issue wasn’t Natalie's fault, prompting David to apologize.
The episode highlights the duo’s communication dynamics, with David expressing frustration over miscommunications and Natalie’s strong emotional reactions.
The conversation includes humorous anecdotes about their lifestyle, such as ordering popsicles, drinking habits, and their views on movies like *Scarface* and *Robin Hood*.
A recurring theme is the balance between fun and serious work, with David emphasizing the importance of lightheartedness and emotional connection.
There is a brief mention of a planned vlog featuring team members, and a discussion about the value of fun versus business in daily life.
The segment ends with a lighthearted note about David’s sister creating a YouTube video with their trip to Monaco, which David finds unremarkable.
Summary:
David and Natalie’s episode centers on a minor but emotionally charged conflict sparked by a misunderstanding during a restaurant order and a business call. David became frustrated when he realized his burger had mayo, which Natalie didn’t, and later felt wronged when he thought Natalie misrepresented a contract during a call with business partners. A colleague clarified that the issue wasn’t her fault, prompting David to apologize.
The conversation flows into a series of humorous and reflective anecdotes about their personal lives—such as slurping on low-calorie popsicles, their differing views on movies like *Scarface* and *Robin Hood*, and their contrasting attitudes toward work and fun. David emphasizes that while business matters are important, their emotional connection and shared humor are what truly matter. The episode also touches on their communication styles, with David acknowledging his impatience and Natalie’s emotional intensity, which, while sometimes disruptive, brings genuine reflection and bonding.
A lighter segment features a planned vlog by David’s sister about their trip to Monaco, which David finds unremarkable. Overall, the episode blends humor, personal vulnerability, and insight into the balance between professional responsibilities and personal enjoyment.
FAQs
The argument started when David realized Natalie's order was doubled, and he was served a patty melt with mayo, which he couldn't eat. Later, during a business call, David felt frustrated when the team was waiting for them to send over a contract, and he expressed this frustration, which led to a heated exchange. Natalie later received a text saying it wasn't her fault, and David apologized by texting her.
A patty melt is a burger where the bun is flipped upside down. David didn't know this was possible until Natalie revealed that DoorDash offers patty melts, which led to confusion and frustration when he realized his order had double the amount of food.
David felt upset because he believed the team was waiting for them to send over a contract, but the other side seemed indifferent. He thought this was unfair, especially since Natalie had been telling him they were waiting on them, and he felt like they were being dismissive.
After the heated exchange, David took a walk into the theater room to calm down and later texted Natalie an apology. He admitted he had yelled in front of others and acknowledged that his words were harsh.
David finds it funny and reflective, saying it's a sign of how much he appreciates her emotional reactions. He notes that it's like a metaphor for how people might prefer to cry in a luxurious setting, and it makes him feel grateful for the intensity of their moments together.
David admits that while he enjoys the concept of drinking beer or smoking, the actual experience makes him uncomfortable. He doesn’t enjoy the feeling of being drunk or intoxicated and says he has no desire to do it when sober.
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