Nasa Poops In Space

- You two are bad friends. - You are these two idiots. - Ooh, I did an Asia deal. You two are disgusting. - Oh, you two are something. - The bad friends. - I'm coming in with the positive light like I always do in every social situation. It's pure light, you know? - Pure light. - Yeah, but. - Well, it's hash something out there. - I have hashes with you. - You got a hash with me? - Yeah, yeah. - I got a pretty big hash with you. - I have a hash with him. And can I just preemptively say what your hash is what I think it's gonna be? Because I'd like to do that. - Can I do that to you then? - Yeah, preemptively hash. - You preemptively hash and then I'll do it and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order. - Yeah. - All right, because I feel completely connected with you guys and in harmony with you guys. We in Andre has hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we're-- - That sounds like a guilty person. - Yeah. - We're fully connected, you know what I mean? - No, go ahead, preemptively hash. - This is because you called me? - Okay, that's not-- - No, on Saturday night and I got, you said, oh, like time is bad friends and I said, oh, you're back from Utah ready and you said I never left. - Okay, so can we do, now we're doing a Pulp Fiction? (laughing) We're doing a Pulp Fiction, weren't you? - We're jumping around a little. - We're jumping around, so let me-- - By the way, the story will make sense at the end. - I think it will make sense. - It will. - That's very good, all right? So this is very Pulp Fiction-y. - Yeah. - All right, so here's my side of the story. Okay. Andrew and I were supposed to fly to Utah. - Andrew did fly to Utah. (laughing) - I know, from a different city though. - I left from Seattle, Washington, from my niece's graduation and enjoying time. - Oh, and cares! - Just 'cause you barely made it out of high school. - Okay, all right. - Some people, it's important. - Okay. - High school? - It's big. - Oh, okay. - She's already in-- - They did the hat thing, they threw-- - Woo, we're not gonna get jobs. - Yeah. - Society's over. - She's smart, she'll get a job. - All right. - She'll get a job. I left my niece's graduation in Seattle and I flew direct, leaving my family. I flew direct down to Salt Lake City. - Did you see the-- - So I get a call from Carlos. Hey man, Bob's flight's delayed. I said-- - That's delayed. - I said okay, delays happen all the time. He doesn't want to-- - It's my turn. - He doesn't want to wait, man. - I call him. This guy. - Dude, they said that there's air in the engine. (laughing) An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played with the mechanics of the failure is fine. And I said okay, we'll just wait it out. And he goes no, they said they're probably not gonna take off, man, it's not. And I was like, well, what come on? I mean, like, is there another flight? I don't wanna go to LAX, I said. All right, but there's got another flight. - Oh, you would go to LAX from Burbank. That's an hour drive. - So what? - You're not even driving, you're in a car. - Okay. - Okay, so on top of that, so I said fine, I understand not going to LAX, that's fine. That's fine. - You would never do that. - No, I would never do that. - For this show. - For this show, I would. - No, you would want it. - There's a Burbank flight. - There was a Burbank flight anyway. So here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off. The flight after it also took off. You know how I know that? 'Cause one of the guys on the shoot took that flight. (laughing) So you stink. And I said to Carlos, hey man, they said that that other flight is gonna take off because I called. - Okay. - And then he goes, Carlos goes. - He was here to the other side of the store. - He is here to think. - And then Carlos goes, he's already at home. And I said, where are you? And you go, I had to leave, man. And he even lied on the phone and said, I'm gonna wait a couple hours. I'll wait, I'll wait. He didn't even wait one hour. So go, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead and play a case. - I wake up at 630 and don't go boo-hoo. - Yeah, boo-hoo. - I just said not to boo-hoo it. - Don't tempt me with the boo-hoo. (laughing) - I'm gonna boo-hoo. - 630. I guess what? I'm waking up tomorrow at four to go to New York. - Boo-hoo. - Exactly. I'm not complaining about it. It happens. You know what adults do? - You get up. - You get up. - I choose to do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You choose to do it. - I thought you get up this morning. - What? - You choose to get up this early and to go to New York. What are you going to New York for? - I have to do press for our show. I'm doing podcasts without you 'cause I can't rely on you anymore. (laughing) - Okay. - I saw the story. - Yeah, go ahead. - All right. I get up early. I get to the program airport. - Yeah. - All right, I check in. - The early part is meaningless, by the way. You're 55, it's a flight. You have to take it. - Yeah. Okay, can I just say something? Back in the no-mad times, okay? - There weren't planes. - Can I just finish what I'm saying? You had your opportunity. - You've seen Congress they interrupt all the time. - All right, but yield at them. Try to yield your time. - So a group of people would not sleep at the same time, right? People are genetically asleep later, right? And we're called the watchers. - No. - Yes, I'm telling you. - I'm a watcher. - You don't watch shit. - Yes, but in a clan and in a tribal situation, out in the wilderness. What? - Not humans, you're talking about dogs. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - If someone wanted to watch for everyone at night, you wouldn't be the one. - I know, but I'm genetically made up to be that guy. - That's what kill you. - I know this one's worth it. - Will you be dead? Yes, I'm not saying that. I'm not arguing that point that we would definitely be dead. But that's what I'm genetically engineered to do is see up at late at night and to watch. I wouldn't watch. We'd all die from the wolves. I get it. - Yeah. - All right. So what I'm saying is, is this 630 a call time, right? Is genetically and biologically different for me because I'm a night owl. - You should be up already. - Yeah. I know. That's when I sleep. (laughing) Okay, so now I have no sleep. - Okay. - Thank you. - Do you get there with no sleep? - I get there with no sleep, right? And I get to the checkpoint, right? And then I-- - Six people. - Max at Burbank. - Who's 15? (laughing) - All right, so don't do that. - Okay. - Just enough pre-check. - Yeah, loser. - I go to my gate. They call my number. (laughing) - Which is number one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get on the plane, right? I strap in. - Yeah. - I put my headphones in. I take my pillow and I fall asleep. - Sure. - I open my eyes and there's no one on the plane. (laughing) So now I'm in a fever dream, okay? They had to evacuate in the flight. And I'm the last one. And they go, sir, you didn't get that, I go, what's going on? Right? Petrified, right? And I go, what is going on? They go, there's an interbubble. - An engine, that's what they said to me. - I believe it. - I'm not an engineer. I don't know anything about it. - I don't know either, but I am asking. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't Google it. - Okay. - Okay. - But it would happen to you. - It happened to me. - That's what everyone I know said. This would happen to Bob. - Exactly. - Yeah. - So I, as I'm the last guy off the plane and I see the line right for the front desk and it's everyone in the plane. - What does that matter? - Because they all have like, you know, I mean connections and stuff like that. - You don't. - I understand that. So I go up to the lady, right? There's another lady up to the side and I go. - Side lady. - There's always a side lady. - Yeah, yeah. And I said, um, what's going on? Well, there's some engine problems and I go, how long will it take? We don't know, probably an hour or two. - Right. - And I go, okay. - Got a snack. - I sat down. - You did. - I call Carlos. I call people around me, right? And then about 20 minutes later, I walk back up to the lady and I go, I go, what are the odds of this taking off? She goes, probably not good. That's what she told me. - The woman that works at the front desk. - There she is. - Side lady. - Is she working on planes? - Can I say that, you know, I'm not gonna get to the tarmac, go to the fucking people that are working on the plane. - You should. - Hey Joe. - Yeah, what you doing on me? I don't even know how I got here. - Oh no, I saw how you got down. - Don't worry about it. - Just getting this air bubble out of the end of it. How long is this gonna take? - Maybe an hour or two, go get a snack. - I understand that because there are possibility that it might not take off. - Possibility will all die today, go get a snack. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that possibility. - Well, me neither, but is your buddy already in Salt Lake doing the pod without? - Yeah, he flew out from Washington. - Man, I can't believe he flew out. - He flew out from Washington. - Well, you ought to go home and get some more rest. - All right, so lazy fuck. - All right, so then I go back. - Yeah, this air bubble out. - So I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, so the probability, right? And then my assumption with that line is everyone's trying to get onto that 1230 flight. - You already have a ticket. Your ticket's already good. - Okay. - Your ticket's already good for a flight. They were moving from a flight, your ticket's still good. - Okay. - But also. - Doesn't deactivate your ticket. - Could this possibly happen? Okay, could this possibly happen? - What could possibly happen was you waited, got a snack in a coffee, took a rest or whatever. Somebody could have woken you up. Carlos should have gone to the fucking airport with you. That's what he even admitted. He goes, I should have just held his hand, you know, which is not your fault. But then you should have been- - You have never been on a plane before. I know how it all works. You fell asleep and everybody got off. (laughing) So it doesn't sound like you know what the fuck is going on. And then you left without the even giving it a chance. - I give it a chance, I ask- - 20 million. - My abilities. - I'm all about probabilities. - That woman doesn't know. - What? - Obviously. - She's just telling you stuff. - What? - Money ball? - Yeah, you're a big money ball guy. - I'm a money ball guy. - So anyway, you bail early, you go home because I- - I don't bail early. - You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it. - No, I'm not a reason to go home. - I will not admit it. - Admit that the air bubble was like, oh yes. - Yeah, I went to the airport. My full intention was to go to Utah. - But once you got it out, you saw it and you ran right. - I take it every out. - That's right. - Yeah. - The air bubble out. - Don't get me an out, get me a better plane. - The air bubble. - Yes, plain. - Okay. - All right. - All right. - Well, that plane still made it. - Okay, I did not know. - And you were at home. - I was asleep. - I know. - Yeah, in my comfy bed. - I know. - King size, by the way. - What does that mean, anything? What is that? - You get very comfortable. - So you're just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work? That's it, folks. You can do less shit, and you still-- - When you advertise for mattresses on a podcast, sometimes they give you a free king size bed. - They sure do. - Avocado green mattress. - Avocado green mattresses. The best mattresses in the world made out of bamboo sticks and whatnot. (laughing) What I'm saying to you is that-- - You fucking bailed. - I try. - And you should've just said sorry. - They did work. - And I'm not gonna say sorry. I refuse to say sorry. - I know, I know, I know. 'Cause you don't care. - I do care. - You didn't want to do it anyway. - I was at the airport. I was on the flight. What are you talking about? - But once you could-- - I don't wait. - But once you got delayed, oh, you don't wait. - No. - Oh, good. - Yeah, I don't wait. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - I'll remember that. - If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna see disclosure day Wednesday. Okay, I know the bad reviews, okay? - I haven't heard anything. - Yeah, but if I wait in line, I will not. That's just the way I do it. - Good. - Yeah, I don't like lines. I don't like waiting around. I don't like probabilities. There's probably a chance it's not gonna take off. They're gonna spend three hours at the airport for nothing. - What's the difference? But it is for something because I went out of my way to make sure that I did-- - 'Cause you're playing took off on time. - It doesn't matter. I would've waited. - I don't think you would've-- - I don't think you guys. Would I have waited at the fucking airport to go to the airport? - Then I asked-- - When I've waited. - Of course. - Then I asked-- - Of course, I would've waited. - I would've waited all fucking day. - Okay. - Because we made a commitment, and I would be doing it. - Did I ask-- - If you're gonna raise your voice, I'm gonna-- - I asked-- - Do it. - I asked Melanie about the J-A-S-A. - Melanie had the fucking date wrong. Your assistant didn't even have the right date. - That's how we do it in my company. - I got it. - Yeah, I mean-- - They don't have J-S-X-S-L-C. - No, they don't. - They don't. - I just discovered that through exploring. So I did some exploring as well. - Another flight you could've taken. - Same airline. - Same airline. - All right, so the next flight was, so I had gotten there at 730. The next flight was at 1230. Okay. So what you're telling me is, and I assume, and you know, when you assume you make an ass out of you and me, we know that term, right? But I'm in an assumption saying thought that, that line to the front desk is so fucking long, they're all trying to get onto that 1230 flight. 'Cause of the air bubble situation here, right? There's no way I'm gonna get on that flight. - Your first class ticket. - Yeah, here's another thing I was gonna ask you, is there a possibility, 'cause this has happened to me before, me having a first class ticket, right? The flight being can't have to get on the flight, right? And then I don't have first class anymore. - I think there are-- - So my point is is that there's that probability as well. - I won't fly. - I didn't fly first class from Seattle. - That's your rules. - It's not a rule, it's just a thing I'm willing to do for the show. It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen because we've done so much for the show. - Well, I'm going to New York. - And guess what? - Well, as long as it takes off in time. - Yeah. - Yeah, and there's no air bubbles. - You might be doing one or two of those alone. - Okay. - We'll see. You know what? - I'm willing to do many alone. - Do it. I will, okay. - I will. - Okay, and what I'm going to say to you is, go ahead and say, you're never ever going to get an apology from me. That's fine. - Over you, Tom. - And I'll tell you this, that's in your face. I run the business side of this. I understand. I will make sure that we fuck you over. (laughing) - You're real. - I'm going to pay you in Chinese yet. - Okay, okay. That's how they're getting that oil money from Iran. (laughing) - And I, and I do. - Oh, just Asians, what? - Moving on, because nobody cares about this bullshit bitch fest of us. Anyway, go watch me on Impulsive. - But can I, - On a more fun note. - No, I just, it's not done, because we have it. - You and I are done. - I know, you and I are done, but I still have this. - Oh, yeah, fuck him. - No, no, no, let me tell you what happened with it. - He's in a life, fuck him. - I'm gonna tell you what happened with him, right? - Call me in. - So, no, no, just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. - And now I feel good again. - So, so waste is behind us. - It's way back there. - Yeah, it's way way back there. - So, waste is the name of it. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, so, all morning, right? Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank Airport. - Right. - Right? - Probably, you can look at my phone, probably 12 calls. - Yeah, he told me to talk to you. - Back and forth, and then at the end, I'm like, I'm going home, and then you say, go home. - Yeah, yeah. - You had to talk to him like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you go, yeah, just go home. - He's like, and you should have been brought up. - I don't know where he goes. - He goes, and you can do it on his own. - I did not say that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I believe you did. - I didn't say that. - Did you tell him to go home? - I said go home. - Then I believe what he just said. - Andrew, that's how a parent talks to a kid when they want to go home. - Wait, is he just interjecting information that wasn't really there? Because you did admit that you said go home. - I said go home. - What did you say after go home? - We probably hung up after that. - No, no, you didn't go home, hang up. No, that's not happening. - That's insane. - Go home. - No, there's no way. - They're like an agent from the 90s. - Right. - They don't want you, go home. - Then Barrett, I'm at home, I call them. I feel kind of weird, I'm home. He's like, putting this all on me now. - So then he said, don't feel weird. Andrew can do it alone. - Yeah, and also take a good rest, which I did. Then thank you for that advice. - I did. - Right, right, right. So here's-- - I knew it, dude. - All right. - I knew it. - All right, so he knows now that I'm not new to all. - Annoying. - I call him Saturday. - I call him Saturday night, right? - 12 hours later. - 12 hours later, and I go, what are you doing? I just hear your music, and like-- - Party in. - Women going. (dog barks) - Yeah, just, you know what I mean? He said, let me get outta here real quick, man. I'm in the troubadour, man. - Right, so I can see him walk out. The noise gets less and less, right? He goes, uh, do you make it back from Utah? (dog barks) - You doing drugs? - That's why I ask, are you on drugs? No, no, no, I just, I forgot, man. - Did you do drugs in the troubadour? - Of course. I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night. - Who'd you go see? - It was like a fish cover band for a friend's birthday. - You don't even like fish. - Yeah, fish cover band. - Yeah, but I like Molly. - Okay. - Carlos. - So Carlos just, and I asked him, are you on drugs because of no? - We got to fire everybody from this. - I know, I know, it's ridiculous. How did you not remember the episode of the morning? - Because to me, it was like a different dream land. - Oh, you're in different-- - You know when you started episode and on a plane, you fall asleep, you wake up. - He forgot which episode he was on. - So last night, late at night, you wanna watch this, you wanna watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening, maternal instinct. - Oh yeah. - Oh my God. - It's a movie. - No, it's a documentary. Mother's instinct, I'm sorry. Is that what it's called? On Netflix? Dude, it's atrocious. - Oh, I wanna watch it. - This fucking check. - Okay, I wanna watch it. - maternal instinct, I was right. - Yeah, I wanna watch it. - This girl. - Okay, don't tell me anything about it. - I'm not gonna say anything about it. All I'll say is, in the history of these kind of fucked up wild scenarios, you've never seen someone layer something to this degree. It's gonna blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard this story and it's cruising on Netflix, so everyone's watching it. - Oh God, I'm not gonna watch Widow's Bay and all this. - You gotta watch both, but I will say, don't watch this right before you go to bed. - Okay, 'cause the end of it is disgusting. - 'Cause there was another documentary kinda like this before that was a big sensation. - Right, that's her and her husband. - What was that one? - Oh, the one with the girl crashed into the wall. - Oh crap. - No, no, no, no, the mom that was catfitching her daughter. - Yeah. - What was that one called? - Oh, dude, I don't wanna say anything, but God, do I wanna say something? - No, you can't, but they all got maternal. What was that called? Yeah, that documentary. - Yeah, that documentary, what was that called? - The phone number, the high school cat. - Oh, no number. - Yeah, did you see that? - Yeah, dude. - Yeah. - That woman, this woman is insane. They're still cool now, by the way. Like, it's like, they're fine. - Yeah, I know, that religion was good. In maternal instinct, is that what it's called? - Yeah. - Is that relationship fine? - Oh, dude. When I say this, I'm trying to do it very politically so I don't give anything away. - Yeah. - Don't, don't, don't. - The amount of people, don't show photos 'cause then it's gonna give stuff away. The amount of people that this woman fucked over, basically, because of what she did. - Too much already. - It's like, remember how, remember when we first learned about Ponzi schemes and we saw what made off, like, and how the tree kept going of, like, and this guy got fucked 'cause of this, this, this, this, and this person lost this, this, this, this, this. This chick. - Okay, I get it. - Can I, can I, can I, can I guess what's about? - Sure. - Okay, a mother. - You're there, you're halfway there. - Okay, he could. - A mother, right? And she supposedly is a Christian. - Yeah, there was no religious intent in this at all. - Yeah, but there's a hidden subtext tag. - Well, they're in the South. - Yeah. - Yeah, they're in the South, so yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she creates, she said it's gold, but it's really, it's a cross and it's a necklace. - Okay. - All right. - I like it. - Right, and she said it's real blood diamonds. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, yeah, and she sells it to her whole family. I don't know what it's about. (laughing) I think I'm already off. - I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any humans ever spun and it ends tragically. - Well, obviously through the picture, I see that she's in prison. - No, that's actually not what that is. - That's what she dresses like. - No, she's being, this is her being investigated. This is her just being questioned. - So she dresses in all blue. - Well, when they arrested you, you're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now. - Yeah, for this, for this, for this. - You're about the clothing, though, she's wearing, That's her own. personal clothing. Kids got great wardrobe, great style. That's a pretty good model. Yeah, it's a, I like a lot of it's locked up chic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's gonna take 30 years to get nanotechnology. I mean, people that everything like AIs catching up, we're gonna have nanotechnology and it's like, dude, it's gonna take, take, hello, breaking sports news. This is big. Bobby, this is very, very, very big. Lonnie, the Hawk Hawkins 2004 is number one golfer in the world. Three-time major champion is attempting a comeback. He needs one more major to complete the Grand Slam, the Grand Slam. Well, who are you talking about, dude? Lonnie, what? Clearly, I'm talking about Lonnie, the Hawk Hawkins, the greatest. The greatest of what? Three majors, the visor, the hair. Come on, Bobby, the greatest golfer to ever pick up a club. Okay, I don't know anything about golf. Can he come back and do it again? Who knows? Do one again? Can he win? Will he win? Who's a lot? Okay. Lonnie, the Hawk Hawkins. Okay, so who's a lot? He will win. Okay, he will. Can I ask some questions? Will he win? Yes. I hope so. I hope so, too, that he'll win, but who is Lonnie Hawkins? Maybe all the power is in the visor. That visor. This visor now. It looks pretty powerful, dude. But I doubt, I don't, I don't what? Put one on. I'm not gonna put one on. Oh, God. Oh, my God. We look absurd, but we're champions now. Oh, my God. I feel the power. Do you feel the power of the Hawk? I feel so much more confident than I ever have been or will be. I believe in the law. You have to. I do. Tell me more. Bleach blonde hair, bleach blonde hair, colored shirts, the swagger. The ex-wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins because he's the man. The comeback is real. And he's have a comeback, and he's the man, and he's gonna do it. He must. He will. He can. But he might not. He should. But he will. He should. He will. He definitely will, right? Do you think Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins can actually complete the grand slam? He needs one more major. His body, Robert says, retire. His heart says, no way. I'm gonna take this out of now. I don't think he can. Really? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He will. He will. And his age. He will. And his age. He will. And his age. He's a champion. He's gonna do it. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Can he win a major at his age? His age is close to your age. Yeah. And you know what my age? Yes, he can. Is this his bone? He's gonna ache. His legs are gonna creak. His mind's gonna be disheveled. But at the end of the day, he's gonna persevere. He's gonna rise the occasion because he's the Hawking of Lonnie. All Lonnie Hawkins. He's the Hawk Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Yeah. Yeah. Is this inspiring of delusional? Is Lonnie the Hawk inspirational? It's not delusional. It's inspiring. You must believe. I believe now. Should Lonnie's son Lance support his dad's comeback or staging intervention. I think you should. You think you should support his father? Well, I think in a family dynamic, I think that's the healthiest choice. Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father because my dad died. He did. Yes. But that's not the case here. Okay. The Hawk from here is July 16th on Netflix. Lonnie Hawkins three majors. One more for the Grand Slam. Watch it on Netflix on July 16th. All right. I'll get my. You'll watch the Hawk on July 16th on Netflix. But let me say something. If the fighter doesn't make him better, I'm out. That's fine. Okay. So everyone at home, please watch the Hawk July 16th on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Hey, Bobby. America is 250 year old birthday America. Old lady. She is a beautiful lady and I'm telling you why not pop a little mountain though while you get together with your friends this summer because it's delicious and and yeah and yeah and it's an iconic drink. It's an iconic. It's mountain dew in American original just like you Andrew. Just like you. Yeah. That's right. Family fishing, lakeside hangs, road trips, rounds of golf concerts. I don't care where you are. Grab yourself a do. It's tasting great since 48. The bull tastes you know and love. It's got proud American roots. Maybe you see two bald Eagles flying by. Yeah. Mountain Dew. It's a great way to start a damn good time. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick a mountain Dew and American original. Tasting great since 48. Wow. Look for mountain Dew in stores near you at mountain Dew.com. That's mountain Dew.com. Whoa. You you. 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Five five black widows underneath and they had baby, baby eggs underneath. Wow. So I had to look it up because I was like, yeah, what is that? Does that kill? It doesn't kill people, but dogs it does. It does kill dogs. I looked that up. It because the venom is so the human to humans. I guess it's not it's not strong enough to do anything to us, but it can paralyze a piece of your body. If the venom seeps in the right place, highly potent neurotoxia primarily composed of whatever. A female black widow girl. Yeah. Anyway, so there's another movie that I couldn't sleep for two days that Carlos song. What? What? It's insane. It's called burger infinity. No, it's not. It's called buffet infinity. It's called buffet. It's so good. Burger infinity is so funny buffet infinity. Just everyone gets sick and dies from a buffet. Yeah. No, it's it's a movie. Oh, it's a movie. It's not a documentary. No, it's a movie set all in commercials. Brilliant. From a local town. It's Netflix. No, no, I rented it. Yeah, yeah. And it is. I couldn't sleep for two days after watching it. And I've seen it three times since that's it's a yeah, I've seen three. I got I gotta. No, you're you're going to hate it. Why? This is not your thing. What do you mean? This is our thing. McCone like it too. This is our thing. I guess I won't be in. Why? It's going to drive you crazy and it's it's it's it's like the fun of it. It's annoying. No, it's just it just never stops commercials. It's all commercials for two hours. Oh, yeah. No, I don't want. Yeah, yeah, but you follow the story that way. It's an interesting pitch. Yeah, yeah. But two hours of commercials is happening. But then you it's like the movie they live where as as as if you can wear the glasses now. Ah, so you're okay. No, maybe I do like that. And and it's you you look at billboards differently. You look at advertisement differently. Who did this and how when did this come out? Is this brand new or it's been out for a minute? It's pretty new. It's a Canadian film. Yeah, Simon Glassman. 2025, it came out. Yeah, yeah. What do you get out of Rotten Tomatoes? Second City TV. So it's produced by a bunch of those second city guys. Yeah, I know some people I recognize. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, can you what it was the Rotten Tomatoes? Yeah, 100 shut up. Not a lot of reviews, about 100% Rotten Tomatoes. No, 14 reviews. It's not a real number. It's got to get reviewed. Yeah, I wasn't like reviewed review, but I mean, it's good. No, but that's sick. I think I might try it. I mean, I'm going to hate it. You're right. Because it does. I'm just going to let you know it's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada, right? And in the beginning of the movie, it's kind of just like, you know, your bland local television commercials from small businesses, right? But then as the commercials continue, it gets more nefarious. No, I'm going to try it. Yeah, yeah. And then it's fucking awesome. It really is. And it's it's a little disturbing. I like that. Yeah, it's a yeah. We need a little bit more disturbing. The world isn't fucked up enough. Carlos watched every second of UFC. Did you see that? Sure he did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it like a bomb was going to go off or something. I just want to. What? What? What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt? Yeah. I'd be like, Oh my god. Dark, dark, dark. That's the same. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic. To see like half the government go away in one moment. Oh my god. You're a lunatic. What's going on? I don't know what you're doing. It's good or bad. I'm just saying. You're deep into the internet, dude. Oh, you have TikTok, oh, this is about buffet infinity. He was like, oh, it's about data centers, man. That's what it's really about. Could be though. But that's TikTok. I'm gonna watch it. And you're saying I have. So you saw a TikTok reviewer go off about it. That's why. You saw someone on TikTok talking about it and then you got in your head. No, no, no. And it starts there and it ends with tuberculosis. (laughing) It always does. It starts it. Dude, I've been down the holes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been down the holes where you go. This is kind of interesting. My holes, I can't reveal my holes. Everybody's seen your holes. Yeah, yeah. It's not my physical holes, my mental holes. Right. And my mental holes, no one can hear about them because I would be on a list. Oh, I know. Well, Carlos should be on a list. Yeah, you should be on a list, but I would be on some sort of list. You get new jeans, you did, didn't you? 'Cause I commented they look good. Yeah, I got some new salvage Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself. 'Cause I haven't done this in a long time. And were you surprised? (laughs) Yes, I was surprised. I was surprised because I-- Very salvaged, by the way. What? They look very salvaged. They're very salvaged. And thank you. From a salvage yard? Yeah, in Okinawa. They were like, give me a bumper of an '86 accord in those jeans. Yeah. That's a salvage yard. They go, okay. (laughs) But you want the car to look good? Oh, I don't need the car. Just give me the door. Yeah, but yeah, I got some new jeans. It takes a long time to wear them out. They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning. They're very stiff. You know what you got to do. Don't tell me. (laughs) What? You're pool. You got to put them in your coffee pool. (laughs) No, I'll tell you. I can't tell you what to do. What? This is actually a really good sneaky trick. Okay. You find a young person, like a young dude, like Richie or someone at the studio and let him wear them for two weeks straight because they'll fuck 'em up. He'll sleep in them. He'll live in them. I don't want Richie's enzymes in my jeans. Richie's a clean kid. No, no, no, no. I don't care. It's a logical matter that Richie has. I don't want him on my jeans. Okay, what about Carlos? Did you let him rock your jeans? No, because you don't wash raw denim. I know. Yeah, so I don't want his enzymes or, you know what I mean, cells or any of that on my jeans. None of his epidermis should land in you. Yeah, whatever you do in my jeans, you're little rave parties that you go to. I don't want them on my jeans. You put them on and go like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They would be like white on the inside. Yeah. They're tuberculosis. Oh, TBG. TBT jeans. No, I'm going to do them on my own. I've done them before. I'm just going to do them. I went hiking in them yesterday and people are looking at me weird. No, that's actually smart hiking in them. Yeah, because there's a. You're not going to fucking believe this shit, dude. I'm. I bet I am. It's by my house, right? There's a little parking hiking trail. Yeah. You know that one? Oh, yeah. And there's a parking lot. Yeah. Right? So you. For 15 years, I've been going there. No, they make you pay. So I get. I'm done hiking. You know, in these jeans, I go to my car. I got a parking ticket. I know. I was livid about it. I went there and I was like, when have we had to pay for this? I've lived here. I know. For 20 years, you've never had to pay for that parking lot for that park. Yeah. And now they put a machine and they make you pay. They make you pay. By the way. Yeah. It's like 10 bucks for an hour. It's something insane. It's insane. Yeah. It's a hustle. Yeah. And they're like, well, there's no government regulated. Because I walked up to the car while he was doing it. We got to get out of LA. Yeah. That park ranger. You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen. He would not. Pratt would have had no machines in parking lots. Yeah. Yeah, man. Hi. Is that Miss Ramen herself? Yeah. So what I'm saying is that you know what? This place is. How do we get out? We got to move. This place sucks shit. Let's get the fuck out of here. You know what's so fucking unfortunate? But you want to go to places. I don't want to go. And I want to go to places. You don't want to. Name a place that you want to go that I don't want to go. Name a place. Hawaii. Fine, I'll move to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii. But guess what, buddy? What? It's expensive than here. Taxes who? Everything. Everything. Where's the people say Nashville? No, that's just like a trend. No, no, dude. This is real. People say Nashville. It's awesome. Yeah. I could do it. That's my boy. Zach Townsend. Shout out to it. Look at it. I'm wearing his merch right now. Yeah. Right? Yeah. This is paid vacation. He lives in Nashville. Look, dude. Mercawa. Oh, good merch. That's going to be in Nashville. We need a black foot. Kurosawa lives outside in Nashville. Yeah. He lives in Knoxville actually. Yeah. By University of Tennessee. I saw a movie last night called Kraken. New Kraken is. Yeah. What is it? The Kraken from the sea? Like the Kraken. Yeah, the sea Kraken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is like one of those Godzilla verses. No. It was just, it's a Norwegian movie, I guess. Yeah. I'm out on that. Yeah. It's, it's. We made the film about the crack. Yeah. That's basically what it is. It's like I don't care. And it starts off good. But every decision everyone makes in that movie is like, what are you fucking doing? Norwegian's do traditionally make pretty cool weird shit. Yeah. Like you've seen clown, right? Yeah. Great. We should remake clown. You and I should do clown. I don't even know why we don't do clown. Yeah, let the right one in. Is that Norwegian? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great movie. It's shot beautifully, but I'm like, what are you? Why would you do that? It's bad ideas. Yeah. Bad ideas. What we want to see is the Kraken. And we want to see a killing and eating people. Yeah. Yeah. And throwing someone over the mountain. You want to see a Kraken throw a human being as far as you can. Yeah. And when they show the Kraken, it's beautiful. You know what I mean? But it's like, oh, so what does it exist? It's all fake. Yeah. I mean, Loch Ness. All these mythologies are just no exceptions. No, this could exist, especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know about what's happening about the sewage from Tijuana flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this? The Kraken may exist if Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are like you can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrial waste flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California. Wow. They said 150 out of 200 days they couldn't swim in like Leo Carrillo. Maybe that was it down there. Yeah. Right? Isn't Leo Carrillo down there? Maybe this is my theory. It's throwing their poop up at us. If you see a can, right? And it's floating down, open it. Maybe there's a Mexican inside it. Oh, it's coming through the sewage. Look at that, though. Yeah. So Mexico's sending so much waste into the ocean. Wow, that's insane. You can't swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poop beach. Wow. It's fun. And there's no way there's no net you could put up. Here's the funniest part. The news was like Mexican government is working diligent. That's it right there. And Mexican government is working diligently on getting the waste out of the water. However, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe. It's leaking and they're just staring at it. Yeah. They're just looking at it. Well, that's what you do at a poop pipe when you first, you know what I mean? Yeah, I got to take a look at it. Yeah, look first. Oh, they're looking at it. And I look at them for about 12 to 24 hours depending on. Yeah, look. That's what it looks like from an air of you. That's all poop. Yeah, there's the. No, all that brown part is poop. That's poop, dude. But NASA can see it from space. NASA can see the poop from space and. Oh, my God. That's so much poop. And that's all the way up by the military base. That's so much poop. Yeah, that's so much. But you can't go in the water. That's cool. In Hawaii, there's no poop water there. There's no space. No, people don't poop in Hawaii. They're too happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, I say evil. That's right, dude. Just fish. I say evil. Mahimahi. Yeah. We don't need to poop, brother. Yeah. Let's move to. Where are we going to move then? You just said it. So Hawaii is out. Yeah, okay. Hawaii is out. Nashville's one. I think Nashville, for me, I feel like, you know, in the Asian dude. I know. But look it up. Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There's got to be. There isn't. I can't go. We'll go there for you. I'll move there. I don't care. You know, I like Koreans. Okay. Yes. There's a visible and growing Korean population in Nashville in the surrounding middle Tennessee region. Right on, man. How many people? How many people? It can't be nine dudes. If it's 38 or more, we're in. Yeah. No. It's going to be at least 5,000. 5,000? Yeah. Oh my god. What? 2500 to 2700. That's a lot. That's all you need. That's not what I need. I need 1000. Can build a village. Maybe if I go and maybe. I don't know. You could influence a lot of Koreans. You could influence it. Make it. I can run the 2700. What is it? Los Angeles metro area has. Yeah. I mean, that's. You know. You don't like many of them, though. There's only half of those people. Here's what I don't like. And it had pertaining to you and your people. Okay. Okay. And. What is it? And it's going to sound childish when I say it. It's going to sound like I'm being racist. Okay. Word of the white. I mean, that's fair. Okay. I do it all the time to you. Okay. And I want to say this. Is. When you're in a Korean spa. Me. Just in general. Whites. In general. Okay. Okay. I counted. I'm just going to say I counted. Closed the steam room door all the way. I mean, I've never had an issue with that. Okay. I have an issue with it. I mean, I've always closed the door. But who's not closing the door? You ran into one thing? No, no, no. I counted. And I would do. I was in the steam room with five other white dudes. And one would leave. I'd have to stand up. Closed it. Sit back down. And the four other dudes. Because I stay in there for like a half an hour. Right? Because for observation purposes only. Right? Is. They all four purposely left it open. And I have to get up and close it. Just fuck it. Yeah. I thought you worked there. No, no. So you kept getting up to close the door. Right. No, it's sensible. No, you're on your lunch break. No, no. To keep the steam inside the steam room. I've never had a problem with that. Yeah. I have a problem with that. Well, whenever I. Russian spas in New York and the little gay ones, the little gay undergrounds, we leave it wide open. - Okay, that's fine, in a Russian one you can do that. - Right, right, but is it racist for me to say that like, could be type about a race? - No, it's because it's a Korean spa, right? - That don't let in whites. - I know, you can't do that, right? - Yeah, you can. You can make a private club and you can let in whoever you want. - Yeah, but they don't do that. - Well, why don't you go, why don't you make a private Korean spa for Korea? - Just close the door. - That's the whites only place in the Ozarks, so you can do those. - Yeah, you can do it. - Wait a minute, whites only spa? - No, it's a white, we talked about this on the show, the white. - Oh, the development, yeah, I know. - Yeah. - And they only, they only let me buy like one or two property. (laughing) - Yeah, but my point is, is that a terrible thing? - No, it's not that big of a deal. - I think you found a group of guys that were friends. - No, it's a problem every time. I go to spa three or four times a week. I count. - That's the problem. - I count to when I drive. It's all bad Asian drivers, so it's all the same thing. - Interesting. - Interesting. - Let me defend that. - No, there's no defense for that. - Oh, yeah, there is a defense. - Oh, there is a defense. - Defense. - Not from-- (laughing) - Yeah, he's a different. - There is no different. Okay, what I'm gonna say is. - And we've seen your cars. - Yeah, you've wrecked like six cars. - Yeah, we've already talked about this. - Yeah, but I'm saying, you're not back it. You're not gonna-- - No. - We leave the door open in a steam room. You hit people with a three ton piece of machinery. - I have to be dangerous. - I know. - One of these things doesn't kill people. 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Investment results will vary, investing involves risk, acorns advisors LLC and SEC registered investment advisor, view importance closures at acorns.com/badfriends. - Why does your picture come up when I type in bad? - Fat Asian driver, that's so funny. - Asian drivers is it true? - That AI? - I don't know. - When you walk into the steam room and you open the door, does it go ping-dong at the korean spot? (laughing) - No, it makes no noise. All I use is a woman in the corner going, you'll break your buy. (laughing) - All right, let me defend Asian drivers if I may, okay? - Try. - Is there's two times, dude, look at this. - I understand that, right? He was in a hurry. - He was late for work. He was late for work. - That'd be Japan. - Yeah, okay, so here's my take on it, all right? - Yeah. - That every race has their bad drivers. Because a lot of times, I'm driving-- - You'll all move here. (laughing) A lot of times-- - All of the bad Asian drivers moved here. (laughing) - Asians kicked them out of their original country of origin. - It's because they couldn't drive? - Yeah, if you fail your driving test in China, they send you to the United States. - That's not true. That's not true. That's a good joke. - That's how the stereotype is. - That's a good idea. - No, get out of here. - Are you okay? - Are you okay? - I know you. (laughing) - I can't defend, I can't defend it. - It's impossible. - You're not allowing me to defend it. - 'Cause you're thinking about what you might be and getting to make up something. - I already know what I was gonna say, but no, well, let me get it out. - All right, go ahead. - No interruptions pointed. - Fine, guys, no jokes. - All right, no interruptions please, okay. - No comedy. - There's two points I want to make now. All right, now I have two points. - Oh, it's growing. - All right, number one is, I'm a driver where stop signs and stop lights are suggestions. - Sure. - Right? - So it's like late at night at three in the morning, if I'm at a stop light and I look around, there's no one around, I just run right through it. - Like a bad driver. - No, that's not a bad driver. - I mean, sure. - No, that's gangster. - That's gangster. - It's illegal. - It is illegal. - And you're a bad driver. And I hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time when you fuck around and find out. - Oh, that's a terrible thing to wish on me. - Stop running through, stop running through light. - At three in the morning. - A kid could be out there, a teenager in summer, it could be riding his bike around the neighborhood. - Yeah, I have lights that come out called headlights. - Well, now you have your glasses. You can see. - The glasses have headlights, okay? And also, I don't care about scratches and things. - Your Prius looked like it was shipped back here from Iran. - Yeah. - It looked like it's spent a term in Iran. - I've already made this fucking, like in Thailand, or you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision, they'll roll down the window and they'll go, "We okay, we okay, I'm okay." And they drive on, there's no insurance, you know what I mean? - That's just a happen, you hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between them. - No, no, no, no, no. We don't care about things, scratches, and. - But you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys in an, you know, an anthrax. - And an egg. - Yeah. - Don't forget to ask. - Egg, two donkeys in an egg. - I'm saying, here we have our vehicles are more expensive. - Okay, in China, they do it too. - Yeah, too many fucking people. - No, it's just like, "Oh, let Muban, let Muban." You know what I mean? That's why I am, okay? If I get a ding, let Muban, let Muban. - Sure. - No, you do a slight little bumper tap, right? Pull over! - Pull over. - Right, and we have exchange, cops coming, so what the fuck are we doing here? It's insane. - Make up your own Korean-only spot. - All right, so that's number one. - What was number one? - That was number two. - I just summarized it. - Oh, and number two is this, right? There's two types of drivers, okay? - Engine drivers and everyone. - No, no, no, no. - I've driven behind Armenians and they drive white people. Remember the bumper sticker I said the other day, if you get too close, I slow down. - Yeah. - It was a white person. - That's funny. - Yeah, I know it's funny, but she really means it. For you to put that on your car. - That's different, it's a she. - Yeah. - They're all white. - Okay, so what I don't know what you're doing. All right, so what I'm saying is that there's a lot of it, but then you look at fucking Tokyo drift, fast and furious. Song Kang, they can all drive. - Yeah, but he's the exception. - No, no, no, I think exception to the rules, right? Some of us are-- - The one guy that was an F1 Yuki Sonota, he got, he's gone. - Yeah, I know. - He couldn't keep up. - Yeah, he didn't keep up. - No, he didn't. Obviously he didn't. He's gone. He's overstaping. - Okay. I'm telling you. You guys are the war. I don't know what it is. It's in your genetic code. It's not even like how are you good at math? Huh? We got a math. Yes. Some stereotypes are good. Some are not good. We're better at school. You're better at school. Yeah. Have an engineering. It's just a room. Engineering you guys are great. Oh, then I can take bad driving. Yeah, it's the word. Yeah, you're the worst. Just don't drive it. Yeah. You can build the car. Just don't drive it. Very good. That's a very good way. Yeah. Okay. Good. The AI says I have confirmation bias. Confirmation bias. Yeah, what does that mean? Yeah, Percy. It's a people hold a preconceived stereotypes like do you remember? It's preconceived. Okay. Yeah, you're you have confirmation bias. Okay. I've been another thing that I want to say, all right? And I'm not defending anything myself, including, right? But I'm a master of the male naked body. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you're one of them. Yeah. Yeah. And I go to the spa all the time. Sure. I'm going to go to one tonight. Okay. And in the spa as I go, there's every race. And I've seen every penis size. Yeah. Right. And the stereotype that I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. Okay. It was so small. It was like this. I wanted to murder him because he's the guy. He's the guy. Confirmation bias. Yeah. Confirmation. Yeah. Confirmation. He's the guy that we all have the stereotype. Some white dudes saw that dude. You mean in Pearl Harbor or whatever and spread that rumor. Sure. Yeah. I mean, it was like American propaganda or whatever. It worked. Yeah. It did work. Right? We all heard about it. Yeah. Yeah. And so, um, it was that and Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own penis. The same kind of rumor. Yeah. Yes. They got a rumor. And they worked. So what I'm saying is that, but I've seen a lot of Asian dudes are carrying a lift, a heavy load. Sure. I have. I would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay. I would say I compare to now the blacks for sore. Yeah, they're pretty good. No, they're the best. I've seen them. Yeah. Yeah. Can we talk about this even? Yeah. We're saying. Yeah. Is this this confirmation bias or not? Yeah. It's not confirmation bias. It's reality. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Imagine being a black guy with a small penis. So sad. Yeah. That'd be sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because being an Asian guy with a small penis, big deal, make a joke about it, make a career of it. Well, you being a white guy with a small penis, big deal, go get money and you'll be fine. Yeah. Being a black guy with a small penis. It's sad. All your other black friends are going to go. Damn, dog. Yeah. Well, that's a bummer. Yeah. That's just that you just got to be, but I'll tell you this. So I used to belong to some porn sites for my masturbation activity. Yeah. I don't do it anymore. We would assume. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've never thought you were. Yeah. Research it. Yeah. Yeah. And I there's one that I had saved with a black dwarf, right? With that's in the porn. Mm-hmm. And his penis was triple the size of any other penis I've ever seen. That's so funny. Yeah. So it's like even the dwarves have big ones. Hey, God. God was on something. He built him. Yeah. Yeah. He built him different. Yeah. He goes. What if I just make his penis huge? Yeah. Don't do that. Don't. You're not going to be able to play basketball. Yeah. You're still not going to be able to swim. Big BDLP. Yeah. The BDLP. Oh, there's an LP love show now. Oh, bring this up. There's like a new kind of reality. Little person love show. And I'm so excited to watch it. Little person is a TLC. It's got to be TLC. Little. Oh wait. Oh, it's a called little singles. Yeah, little singles. Little singles. Wow. Oh. Yeah. You know, craft cheese. You know, they're called singles, right? The single slices. Yeah. I like that. Two more. It's a game. It's a game. Five of them on a dating show. Oh, there's more. Mm-hmm. No, that looks like. Yeah. No, that's only those five. Those are the main five. I think they're all like friends. I have no idea. That's 80% of the population. I mean, how many five? Well, because they often fit up in that tree. No, but I think they're looking for the best looking. They're making cookies. How they making cookies? Yeah, where's the chocolate? Yeah. Stop it. Yeah. Look at it. She's never gone to a grocery store. Yeah, it's too high. Do they give them? Do they give them? What are they? Give them full apples when they get on those couches? Give me a full apple. Can't do half apples. Which, she's never been to a grocery store. She had anxiety about being an elf. Well, dude, imagine those shelves are so big. Yeah, I can't even read. I was going to say, he can't hit the top. Yeah, I can't hit the top. I have to ask. You know, my girlfriend's five, 10, so I go. She can do it. I go to get that. That's so funny. Yeah, I don't care. I do want to watch this. It's on Netflix. What is this on? Yeah, little TLC. Little singles. Man, TLC keeps making bangers, huh? Yeah. Pull looks nice. Yeah, this cup in the water. I want to, when this sex on the spectrum going to happen. You just want to watch it. Don't you want to watch it? No, you know what I want. No, but I'm team up your joke in my mind. Yeah, I can hear it in my head. Yeah, like I can literally hear the joke. Yeah. Yeah. Great joke. Okay. Can't say it. I guess. Yeah. Well, it's in the special. It's in the special. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So good. Yeah. Well, the world cups going on. And I'm so sorry. Do you think USA? You're a you are a die hard football fan. Do you think USA has even a shot? Who's not going to win? Who Brazil? They look terrible. Okay. Good. Spain is the best. They're midfield is so old. I can't even believe it. Okay. Do we are plus 3,300 right now? Yeah. That's a great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that. You would. Yeah. There's no way it's going to happen. Yeah. I mean, because I know, I know football and I know France's team and I know England's team and I know Portugal's team. They're just they're it's like the longest in the long shots. What? We're the longest of the long shots. They just have their bench. Their bench is a world cup team. Sure. You know, so it's like, um, again, I know nothing about. Yeah. I mean, I mean, France has Impape. I mean, they have, you know, D'embele. They've got really good players. Is Mugantou on that team? No. Mugantou's yeah. He's on the bench. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Impape is French. Yeah. Where's he from? France. Which one? The one in Ghana? Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, even Baligan from the US team was just born in Brooklyn, but never lived here. Yeah. He moved in England. Yeah. You to London. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And then it's where you're born is what you can do. Or your parents. Well, he has dual citizenship. Right. He wasn't going to get on. I know the England squad. That's bad news. Which is cool. He's a fucking. I'll just play for America then. Yeah. I would do the same shit. Yeah. It's like what Eileen Gou. Remember, she played, she rode for China, even though she could have rode for us. Yeah. And I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy. Oh. And they let him go. He wasn't good enough. No, they sometimes they, hey, it's not good enough to be a gooner. That's just how it goes. No, but I'm, but listen, as a ebreche as he was in the Arsenal Academy, got let go, played for shitty teams, finally got on Crystal Palace. And then Arsenal made him offer when he was 27 years old. Wow. So Baligan can come home. Baligan can come home. That'll be a song they sing. Yeah. Yeah. I love those songs. The fact that we haven't adopted that even a little bit in the States and any of our sports blows my mind. We still got the fucking waves. We still got the fucking wave. Every time I go to a Doudre game and they start it, I go like this. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the hand, the gigantic hand. Cut it out. I have 15 of those at home. Stop it. Yeah. Do you know where the wave started? By the way, though. California. Why? Should have. Wouldn't you think it would start here? Start it up north. The beach boys. Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to start a wave? The wave started up in San Francisco. Wow. It's a wonderful. Oh, Oakland. Sorry. Okay. What if somebody started it and they're like, what the fuck are you doing? It's a guy with Tourette's and no one does it. And they're like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm sorry, sorry, something. Like, who's? How do you do it? Do you have that? That's him right there. Crazy. George. You have to have a group of people know what you're doing. Dude, he's so loud. He yelled so loud. They said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would scream. He was the man. Yeah. And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now because now they're in Vegas. Oh, dude. I'm also tired of USA chanting. Mm. You like it? Love. Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, USA. Yeah. You. Yeah. Yeah. Something about it. I'm patriotic. She salutes me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm patriotic, but I'm pounding away and she's. She plays the. But especially in the apps of his taps for me, especially when they're in the I'm tapping at us. It's especially when they're in the Olympics and you're like yelling USA. And then you're sitting next to like a country that isn't, you know, I mean, a a first rule country. Mm. Right. And then it's just like if I'm like, I'm front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home. I own a home. It feels good to do. Yeah. It just feels like bragging. Yeah. Well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we. I have the contact to fight to be this place. Yeah. We're going to yell it in your face. It's the best country in the world. And especially because all these other countries go, you're dead bass. Okay. Then why are you both here? Huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here if you don't like it. You like it? - Oh, dude. I don't like it. - Best conversation in the world. - I don't like it. - You guys say, this new, you let's say, you let's say. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love it, dude. What does Korea say? - You let's say, even during a Korean match, it's crazy. No, I don't know what they say, but I don't know what they say, but I don't know what they say, but I don't know what they say. But I don't know what they say, but I don't know what they say. - Any pun mean? - Clap, clap, clap, clap. - Clap, you all do that. - Oh, it's, oh, it's. - No, that's actually cool. - Yeah. - I like that. - Let's do it three times a row. (clapping) - You're right. - I like it, I like it. - I totally get it. - Hey, Hun, mean. - All right. - Big fans of Korea over here. - I'm gonna do mine. - What is it? - Clap once. - All right. - I wanna agree with my yeah. All right, clap once, go, ooh, right. Clap three times, a thumbs up, and another, ooh. - Here we go. - Wait, write it down, write it down, 'cause I forgot what I said. - Clap, ooh, clap, clap, clap, ooh, no, thumbs up, ooh. - Yeah, so I even forgot. - Clap, ooh, clap, clap, ooh, thumbs up. - Clap, ooh, clap, clap, clap, ooh. - With a thumbs up, simultaneously. - Okay, zoom in, please. Clap, ooh, clap, clap, thumbs up, ooh. - Ready? - Here we go. - Ready, one, two, three. - Ooh! - Now, see your rhythms off. - No, you're too fast. - You're too fast. - You were above me. Ready? - One, two, three. - Clap, ooh! - Oh, I need clap. (laughing) - I just read it, I just read it. - That's not right, that's how auditions go. - This is my auditions. - It's why we can't work in the business. - Ready, ready? - All right, one, two, three. - Ooh! - Ooh! - No, thumbs up, ooh. - I thought it was just simultaneous. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Ooh, ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.