Mystery’s Boys Solve DeRosa’s Dad! | FILE_09 | Mystery Boys

(upbeat music) - Welcome to the Mystery Boys. I am, of course, in Kermes, Trezor, Clausmiss, Excalibur, et cetera, et cetera. With me, as always, is my partner. - Hab-fraver. - Hab-fraver. And something of a real mystery man, Pickleboarders, really, Ryan Long. - Hell yeah. - Ryan, you were talking about it doing a beautiful tribute to the Pickleboarders mystery, who I don't know if it. Do you kids remember mystery in the booth, eh? - Yeah, we know mystery. - Yeah, we know him here. We wanted it. - Yeah, wait, he didn't pick you up, did he? Did he work his magic on you? - No. - Now, but you've seen what he does, right? - Yeah, a total ladies man. - Have you, do you think that that works as a lady? Do you, has that ever worked on you with somebody? - No, absolutely not. - But why, like, you can tell that they're doing a pick up? - There's just something about his aura that just doesn't. - You think his aura's job? - Yeah, it's so chopped. - Well, I mean, he looks like a blazing homosexual is probably one of them. - I think that's part of the way. - Yeah, you get chicks. - Yeah, so you did tune into something which originally, and I guess what you just say this now, we did wanna call the show Mysteries Boys, but we couldn't get licensing. - Well, then I would have been in a better situation. Yeah, I was like a couple guys, pan homage to the goat. - Oh! - Soon do we be talking about it. - I understand them misunderstood. I see what you're saying. - Mysteries Boys. - We thought that we were from-- - I thought the mystery boys was some boys kind of were under Mysteries ring. - Boys with him. - You read the mystery method? Yeah, you're a part of his haunted-- - Oh, I never read it. What is the mystery method? What is the method? - I brushed up on it 'cause I thought that for research of the part. - Give us a synopsis. What's the method? - So you, Kino is a big one, so it's a very obvious, so for example, if I was talking-- - That means theater in German, Duncan. - Does mean theater in German, but in pickup artist language. Like if I was just talking to you, you know, I'm not really developing a connection, but if I said like, "Oh, it's so great to see you man." Like you sort of-- - Oh, you touch people while you say-- - Yeah, that's neuro-linguistic programming. - Yeah, I might just even just put your hand on their face. And then you're developing sort of a connection. - So you tell me to palm a girl's face at the public place, and that's the secret. - The secret is, well, the idea is like-- - Tell why I'm still a frontvert. - You know neuro-linguistic programming, right? Like you go like this. - Yeah, that's why language should go. - Why is something, what's your favorite vacation? - Oh, man, I know, wonderful time in Hawaii. - Yeah, it's like great, you know what? And then like the ideas, you kind of start winking anytime you pat them. - It's like really annoying, you know, I'll try and think about that. - Every time you touch them, they're a little closer to sucking you off. And yeah, that's average frustrated chumps. Don't get that. That's the people that don't understand the mystery. - They're quite frustrated chumps. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's your frustrated chumps. - John Thomas Grindr. - That can't be his name. That can't be the name, what? The guy who invented this, his name is John Grindr. - No relation. (laughing) There it is folks, it's right there. They put it in my hands. - No, no, no, no. - As a master of Kabbalah, I never would have could have, that's like almost like Bible code level coincidence, you know? - It makes me believe we're an assimilator. - John Grindr. - John Grindr. - Epstein Clinton, I'll use the mystery method. - Is that, yeah, well that's, I mean, it works for other things besides, uh, - It works for selling cars. - Yeah, when I worked at nobody beats the whiz years ago, the manual, I sort of got it to this. It says, when a customer says no, what they really mean is I need to know more. (laughing) Is that, I mean, is that a good, uh, no means yes. - It's about selling cars. - It's like you want it, you just don't know it yet. - Wait, what's the name of the place you worked? - It was called the whiz. Well, nobody beats the whiz, then it was the whiz. - They used to have commercials. - Yeah, nobody beats the whiz. - You know what, you remember the whiz? - Yeah, I remember the whiz. - The Jamal brothers, this is a car. - This is for selling cars? - He was like a pick up artist for money. Not women. - No, I was a pick up artist for, uh, God, 'cause I was knockin' on doors. - Oh yeah. - You were 100%. - That's right. - You were a pick up artist for God. - You were a pick curing for God. - I gotta tell you, they used to caution us against touching the householders when we, (laughing) they said it wasn't a good witness. - Did you call-- - No, I see that's why I didn't convert anybody. - Did you call them householders? That's what you call them? - Yeah. - That was like in the church, that's what you call them. - Well, you gotta mark that sometimes you're like, never come here again, so you gotta write that down. - Did you hope us ever do a cold calls? Like how, you know-- - If there ain't no cold or a cold, they're knockin' on a stranger's door. - John, Kurt here, what's it gonna take to get you some God this afternoon? - No, no, that would be great. No, I'd go to their house and knock on their God damn door. - Did you ever-- - Do you understand how weird that is? - Did you ever convert him out? - No. - Now what? (laughing) - You never-- - I got one conversion. - Well, I use people that believe in what they do and knock on a door's door, but I just like that if I could get somebody to let me in their house. Now I don't know if that's the right attitude. - Christian was. - If you take a shit in their house, that's you're in the door. - I find that to be a conversion, if I was able to do a number two. - That's huge. - That's a lot of trust you built up in one city. - Do you know anyone who's ever-- - You have zero conversions. Anyone in your squad? Have your-- - Oh yeah, I know God will convert a squad. - That God. - Like on the spot, in the house, someone's like, oh my God, this is what I've been waiting for in my whole life. - I saw a guy come in. I can't remember who's doing that. 'Cause most people are gonna say no to that. They tell you that. It's not like you got like sales number. You've got a-- - Yeah. - You're not selling it really. I mean, there was like 35 cents or nothing if you didn't want to pay. - Well, but what is-- - But the whole thing was is, I remember this guy came in. It was like this family and the dude, when he came in, he had been like a method. He had no teeth. - Nice. - And then I remember there's like, they're all happy family. And also, he's got new teeth and they're all happy. You know, some people that works for you. - You know how the flip done. - Look, I'm not, I don't think that there's, that's the one true religion or something now. I'm not in it. But, whatever helps you not be a method, I'm happy sure. - I mean, and if you've got new teeth and you're not-- - Yeah. - It could have been Scientology. He just needed something. - Well, I bet it. It's a lot cheaper than Scientology. (laughs) A lot cheaper on the pocketbook. - What gear do you have to buy for Jehovah, just the one book? - You have to have a suit. Like, to look respectable. - Yep. - Lock it on door. - So you have to buy your own suit. - Yeah, no, they're not. But, let's say you're like, I'm so poor at Kenifore's suit. Somebody would just help you with it. The congregation, I went to that. - Instead of the payment plan. - Yeah. - You know, the whole idea is you have, they call them the friends at the hall or the, any religion that's like, like, I would think is gonna have something like, where you feel like you're part of a thing and they all help each other out. - Yeah. - That's why there's so many affinity scams directed at Christians. - Right, right. - You know what, can we try something? - Yeah. - Let's imagine that we live together. Do what you would normally do when you were doing these door to doors. We've let you in. Now, do you mind? - Let me take something I hated the most. Besides going door to door. Rehearsing my, not going to, I'm in my mom be like, she want to hear my pitch. I'd be like, it felt fucking horrible. - Well, let's hear what you're like. - You'll never. - So, no, you don't understand the level. You don't even understand what you're asking me to do. - I'm sorry if it's uncomfortable. - And I know, does your dress like that FLDS sort of a bit, could you? - Openers a big part of the mystery man. - I wanted you to understand how beautiful. - Yeah, the opener, what's your opener? - Yeah, with girls, you say something like that. - Come on. - We were just talking. Do you guys say hello? - You say hello. - You know what I did? I would try to neg them. This house is kind of fat. - We don't want you, yeah. - Wait. - I told them they look fat. - You call those tits? - When they ask the door like, we're not interested and I go, is she always like this? (laughing) - You're eight. - Your dog smells like shit. - I want Duncan to see his beautiful outfit. He's got it. - I must be, is this number 10? - Oh, I'm interested. - Because they said everybody's really hot. - You look cool, yeah. - I'm not kind of chunky. Chunky's worse than fat. So wait, put, show, show false profit Netflix. And you know what I'm talking about? That documentary about the guy who took over after Warren Jeff's. - Oh, I don't remember him wearing this. I saw that old dog. How'd I forget he wore this? - This is all I could focus on was this beautiful coat. Yeah, there's gotta be a shot of him and put white leather jacket. - Wow. - That's very hard to get that jacket. - Wow. - And great spelling of leather. You might, okay, let's see. Keep going, let's keep going. I don't see it yet. Where is it? Oh, there he's wearing it. - Oh, fuck. - That's who we shot, we got it. - I know I am today, all right. - Look at, he got the same outfit. - Yeah. - Look at, yes. Look at that jacket, banger. - You look at a guy who said, now there's a pickup artist. - Wow. - What a great look. Next to your child brides. (sighs) Look at that. - I know the queen loved it. Do you know something about Mormons why they're obsessed with the queen of England? Does anybody know? - I didn't know they were. - Yeah, they got like a weird thing. - You don't wanna do like, you can't do like, I don't mean to push you on this, but it would be kind of cool to hear like how you would try to. - It wouldn't, not be cool. - You don't remember, you don't remember your lines. - And I don't remember my lines, it wouldn't be cool. - I didn't enjoy doing it and I doubt the people enjoyed hearing it. - That is the stereotype is most annoying people. - I mean, let's face it, most, there's a reason when somebody goes, I wanna talk to you about the Bible. It feels like you're gonna burst into flame. - Yeah, and you're worse than that. - Devil vampires, and it's actually painful. - And you go, have you heard of the Bible? Well, we're sort of like this knockoff version that's, you know, you're selling, a used car. Yeah, what is the Jehovah's I don't know anything about them. What is that? All Bible's are knock off versions. Right. What Bible's we got original Bible. What's there? What's there? What's their take on the Bible? Like what's the difference between them and like typical Christians? I don't define a typical Christian. What do you mean? Domination. Okay, let's start with just like Baptist. What's the difference between them and like a typical Baptist? We didn't think that Jesus, we didn't believe in the Trinity. Oh, okay. To view it as some kind of Hindu. To nine the Trinity. Okay, that's it. So I don't think it was Jesus wasn't a deity. It was that Jesus wasn't the same Jesus God's son. So in Christian, early Christianity, they would call that Aryanism with an eye, not a why, which is the other thing. AR. Aion. Yeah, Aryan. So you know, they had the council of Nikeo where they have an argument about the nature of Christ. They didn't listen about the Bible. People think that's not that. It's about, okay, what the fuck was Jesus? And they came to the conclusion. I mean, it was just like, look, maybe it is a Trinity. I don't care or see how that would matter if I believe it is or isn't. What is that has effect if, you know, I'm eating and greeping children. I don't think it does. Does it? No. What is I have taken all the Christians? My boy, Jay Daya, who's a Orthodox, he gets off on scholarly because real smart. His wife a great writer too, real smart. He trusts like early fathers and writers and academia too much. Am I, in my opinion, you know, I think Jay Daya is great. I just I'm like, why would God care about that? Why would God give a shit if I think he has three heads or he doesn't have three heads? What? It's like the earth is flat. Who cares? Very fickle of them kind of. Yeah. I don't see the, why that matters insecure. He's like when a girl gets mad, you forget her middle name like it matters. Yeah, come on. You know, don't get what else, but can you scroll down a little bit? This is interesting. Can you go back to the Jova's witnesses? I didn't know this much about them. Look at my 33 gloves. These are nice. Okay, scroll down a little bit denying the Trinity or restoring. Sorry, it's old habits. I, the nature of the Holy Spirit, the NWT refers to the Holy Spirit as God's active force rather than a person. Oh, I've even forgot the Trinity teaches that the Holy Spirit is a guy. No, we said it was like a force like God's force on the earth. That makes it that makes way more sense than it's some kind of invisible dude. What? Yeah, I look again, but these are like like arguing over a script or something like the important part of it is like you live in a world of slavery and child's grape and eating. So, and they legally are allowed to do it to you apparently. So that's what the appeal of Jesus would be that you don't have to live that way. Well, arguing over this horse shit, I don't understand the merit of that on any level. It's very like Comic Con arguing over D&D rules. It's a lot of dialectic horse shit. It's like I don't like the black people or whatever you don't like that like you're that's what you want to yell about right now. Right. You just got a file that says they call kids beef jerky and eat them. Yeah, you're gonna get out of here, Haiti. You're nerding out over what type of jerky? Yes. Do you know Ryzen, the pilot, my pilot? Oh, you are. Oh, yeah, how did it go? Cut it. There's nothing easier than acting in the entire world. Show off. You do to pick up for the most useless and replaceable part of any set. I just showed up and I dicked around for four days. It was super fun. Everyone walks around stressed with clipboards. And then they act like you're and everyone's running around like stressed and they act like you're the when everyone acts like you're the important one too. That's right. On top of that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have a lot of acting experience, but yeah, I know you mean, man, it's like everyone else is like just dying like they've got to get there. Oh, and be like, if you were on a construction site and then there was one guy that was in charge of the refreshments and everyone acted like he was doing the hard thing. Right. Right. They're just burning money every second burning files of money. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I found that was like done this. I'm 25 years. I don't know what anybody's job is. Right. I'm like, seriously, I've never understood what like any of the people's jobs actually are. There's like three things included that I thought maybe a director. That's what they want. That's what they want you to think. Uh-huh. Because then you can't say, do we need this guy? And you go, you don't think we need an OF-45? Have you made film before? And you go, obviously, we need the AF-45. We've got some legal dealt tonight. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. 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You want some Delta? No, I'll have a claw first. It's not as good as. Speaking of actors, that's a mystery how Terry Cruz is able to jack off 10 hours a day. What's this? Wait, I didn't know I don't know about this. So Terry Cruz, you know, he got me toed by the twink. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, we'll go back. I didn't know all the way back. He me toed a twink. He me toed the twink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we pull up an image of Terry Cruz? So me towing. I don't know if this is maybe this regional. I thought me towing was when you told on somebody, but everybody else use it as the sexual act is the me too. It probably can go both ways. Well, it's good for my opinion. So Terry, what did he do? So Terry Cruz made, he did, he did a podcast to her recently and he confessed his problem, which he was jacking off 10 hours a day, but the way that he described it, he was just like, the sun would go up. I'd be jacking off, just beating it. The sun would go down. I'm still beating like he's, he cannot stop, right? Like the neighbors of Terry Cruz's house are just like, keep it down over there, drywall everywhere. I think he's like a loud masturbator. For sure. He's yelling and he's not making love. Yeah, he's, he's yelling and screaming. You think it's the testosterone because when he came out with his, he's teed up. Yeah, it's a testosterone guy. Yeah. He's on the Tony Stappwater, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. How many times? So he's missing meetings. He's just jacking off. So he said he had a pornography addiction at the time. I remember him saying, I was like, well, yeah, it sounds like you have a jerk here. You know, yeah, it's called gooning now. Come on. That's it. He has a goon. He has a goon cave. Yeah. But you can say, okay, imagine you just jacked off for 12 hours straight. Now you go to set some small gay guy touches your dick. You're really not in the mood. Not like you are, you know what I mean? Well, not just that. He's also, if you feel that guilty about your jerking off, but you don't, you're probably not cool with like gay coming onto you and touching you. No, black eyes that feel guilty about masturbating are really uncool. It's almost the least favorite thing. And I happen to know for a fact, well, this was told. I don't know for a fact, but this is what Sasha said when it happened. I was working on Sasha Baron Conjo before I really was studying Kabbalah seriously. Yeah. But he said he's like, yeah, I know that guy. He was on Molly. So there's so many gay agent on Molly was like, and did like how chicks touch gay guys in a pro, really, to a straight guy. And that's, and I like, you know, look, you know, but you're in New York, you know, we're in the city, you know, black, I mean, Austin, not so much, but New York or other cities where you're with black dudes that they don't play gay like black guys. Another favorite thing when you touch their dick, you know, white guys playing gay and it's a fact. And I don't know that my gay chicken levels are way higher. Yeah. A rabie and goggling, like, big black dude is a death sentence. What is that? What happened to you when you was beaten up? Put your balls in someone's eyes, rabie and goggling. What? Now, what situation would you be in that that would happen? Hockey dressing room, I guess. Immediately knew this weirdly specific example, cousin's party. I mean, I guess. I don't know. I heard it. I don't know. What happened? Terry cruise just beat this dude up or something? No. No, Terry cruise went to the press office. He took it out of his dick. He went to Hogwarts and testified as the only man me too. And you know what? He doesn't want to be felt up by the industry. I don't blame him. But I remember 50 cent was was laughing at him online. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a lot of kids too. But it's extra funny to thank you, Jack and Jack, all for 12 hours to do with kids. Dude, that's right. I mean, that's a little weirder than one time grabbing his dick on Molly if you're so. That's right. Twinkie agent. Yeah, yeah. You go, I've already done myself way worse than you could ever do to me. Yeah. Dude, that sucks. You're a dad just in some goon cave. You don't want to be the PA having to get Terry cruise from his trailer, put it that way. You better not. You better not. I captured his ass watch in there and he was banging around. Huge footprints all over the ceiling. Oh my. Is that the guy that did it? Who's that? Is that the guy who grabbed Terry's? Terry Zeus, the agent Adam Bennett over alleged sexual assault. I mean, look, if you grabbed if you grabbed him by the pussy, by the way, which every one of these Hollywood Twinkies thought was like, oh my god. And Trump, if you, the quote was, if you're rich, they let you do it. You could grab him by the pussy so that implies consent just for the record. And by the way, if you are rich, yeah, no, but you'd be surprised that, well, I wouldn't be surprised. But in Scottsdale, they call it the Scottsdale Hello. I'm not making that up. What the fuck? Yeah. I don't even thought. Grab him by the pussy. Sounds like a guy. They call the Scottsdale handshake. Sorry. Oh, okay. But sounds like you're explaining sex when you haven't had sex. You're like, what'd you do? I mean, yeah. Grab her pussy. Yeah, obviously. Wow. That's wild to try to fuck Terry Crews though. That's wild. Fresh off extendables too. This isn't, you know, this isn't a deodorant commercial Terry Crews. This is expendables. He's been hanging with, you know, Claude Van Dam for a week. He's jacked up on all the tea you can imagine. He's what it is. A lot of black guys that work out a lot are not gay. That's what it turns out. I don't know. Like, stop asking. Yeah, stop asking it. I don't know why, what is what, and it's just a generality, yeah, I mean, I don't feel it. But I've never got my abs to the condition of Terry Crews, so I don't know if that would turn me gay, maybe. There's something about benching 380 pounds and it makes you not gay. Just imagine that. Well, you would think that, but if you're white, it could make you more gay. Okay. And I've only been studying the sacred Sephora for some, a short time. So I don't know, you know, copolystically why that is. Polistically, why are you only wearing one glove? What does that mean? There is no shortage of guys to hold my Delta 9. Wow. Is that part of the Kabbalah or is that just? No, this is what I don't ruin my nice safers. I got those are called safers. Those big scrolls. Oh, I see. I got you. I think I'm. Is this the zoo you're based on here? I'm only first. What is it in improv glasses? They call like, I'm only like a yellow belt of color. Yeah. I talk a good game, but I see. I bought the outfit before I learned the Kabbalah. What is this dude up here? The groundlings would laugh at you. Dress for the job you want, right? Yeah, right. What's the wand he's wearing there? But why is he got a wand or what is that? Is that a sword? I don't know who that is. There's already other information. Very uncomfortable chair. It's a Kabbalah master. Kabbalah. Uh, who's that guy? He's just, I don't know. It's in the book. Policy of the book is Porta Elvix. Let's see if I got. I want to see who my outfit's basically. So I would just watch this channel. It didn't have a lot of viewers, okay? But I just was curious about Kabbalah. I can't say it another way now, sorry. Put restoring the breach into YouTube. So this guy, now he would just show, you would just see here, and I haven't got one. We had this long silver finger pointer that he would go along the scroll with. Well, I talk about it. And he have gloves like, like, these are like way nicer than his, but he would have gloves. So then one rest, what it's called, no, restoration of the breach and put Kabbalah to Kabbalah. Okay. There it is right there. That's the channel. See the guy? Okay. Look at him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, but he would never used to be on the channel, then when did he, he decided to show himself on the channel? Wow. And that's what I knew. Kabbalah lessons, and start checking your guys' office, man. Can you look? Wow. Yeah. Now, this guy has really gotten into some Kabbalah. Can we place just a clip from his package? Yeah. How many views is he on? I want to hear him talk. So huge help to him in his Kabbalah. The office is incredible. He has a very interesting interview on this channel with a literal Frankus, like someone saying they're a Frankus. The most eternal Sharosh root essence and being of the Torah itself. Now going back to our discussion regarding the seven days of creation, we mean to understand that the term "baratius" or "Alohim" as per our last big was revealed to be in the beginning created Elohim and how the versions in the Western world are corrupted and corrupted mainly due to the fact that there are translations of the Septuagint. You know, the Septuagint, of course, except the Septuagint helter. It's like, it's like Peewee's Kabbalah Playhouse, he lives in, looks like. Like what? I swear you got when I started watching it, there was only, look at this shit. Wow. He put a carpet on his sealant. It seems like a guy that runs this store, but he doesn't want you to buy anything. He's like, what? Daddy goes, you know what? A reference to you if I'm kidding. It's like in a skateboarding day. I just knew I had to start dressing like him, first of all. That's great. That's one of the most obscure dressing references and I mean what kind of pussy is he? What kind of Shachina is he? He's crushing. He's crushing. No, you know like Bible pussy, you know that. But I do also think that he brings girls back and after the eight hour of him showing the man teeks, she's like, can we fuck, like, I can't look at any more of your antiques. Girls like antiques though, a lot of them especially. Not after the 12th hour. Look, if you're in the door at this guy's house, you're already kind of down with his aesthetic. Am I wrong to say that? Like, you didn't know you're going to be getting the, getting a questionnaire at the end. I don't know who's in the sound booth. Who's it? I think he's ever kicked someone out because he didn't think he was ready to prop appropriate. Yeah, I'm sure. Hello, Neanna here. Tan. I'm sorry to say that again. Neanna. Oh, it's, so it's not Girl Taner. No, Girl Taner's here. She's just. Okay. You're Girl Taner. She doesn't know yet. She doesn't know how we focused a very strange thing on the Taner. You just know your, you just Girl Taner. No. Well, no, I would like to know. Yeah. I just, no one told me. I just thought a series of Taners did things around here to understand. I got my nose in the Kabbalah, safer, most of the day. When you put the hat on, you seem like the type of guy that'd be like, I think you're going to go with Taner now. I'm not Taner, you are now. Get the hat. Do you guys, do you guys study Kabbalah? Have it studied. Haven't studied it up on him yet. Oh, it's a rich, it's a rich, it's going to be a requirement for the podcast. Yeah, pretty soon it'll be a requirement. I tried to read it. I tried to study it. I read something called the Yad Sephiroth or something. Yeah, yeah. I didn't understand it. The Sephiroth? Oh, there's a Kabbal. Is it pronounced Sephiroth? Yeah. I've had a few books like that where in my younger days, I read the whole book and I'm like, I don't think I know one thing that I just read, like the art of Tao, you know, those kind of books. Yes. And he realized 60 pages and you're like, I'm just looking at words. So they think God is the INSOF, the UNOBLE, which is kind of a heresy if you were actually Jewish, it doesn't really go together, but a lot of, you know, look at all the things that don't go together. Let's pull up the Kabbalistic Tree of Life. Maybe this Kabbala Master here could go through it for us to explain what's going on. What this is about a lot of Babylonian shit from when they were in Babylon? Just an image of it. The Kabbalistic Tree of Life, let's see. Okay. Yeah, there, but the one that says, Keither at the top. What's going on with this? Metzger. What about Keeter? See, I don't, you know how to pronounce them. Well, I don't know if that's how you pronounce them. Like, I will tell you what I've heard about this, and then you can correct it. This represents the flow. of God's creation into the universe. And so at the top, you've got iron soft. Underneath that, you've got Keter, which I've always said Keter, which then is a monad that becomes aware of itself. You get the dialectic, which creates this tension. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right, is that right? That's what it is. It's supposed to show like how, essentially how things, I don't know, extension. - It's like judu, you know, voodoo. - judu. - It's like judu. - Yeah. - They do have one called judu though. There is a little bit. - judo, but close enough. - It's not close enough. - judo. It's like a new kind of play dough. - Home or Simpson with tassels? - No, it's like, okay, I'm not doing old jud jokes on here. It's like, that's how you make bagels with judo. - Stop it. - Take it. - No, I've been studying Kabbal, Kabbal offered too long to let this happen. - Yeah, don't let this happen. - So, how does it work, what's the deal here, was this? - Oh, okay, well, you get a bunch of dudes to focus on this horse shit, like it's real for all their entire lives. - Yes. - And it generates more. - All right, you can't study. You're not supposed to study this until you're, what, in your 40s or something, right? - Are you not ready? - Yeah, you kids can. - Why? - Do you know why? - Why? - Because of Shabbatai Svi to Svi. - What's he? - T-S-V-I. He was the greatest catastrophe in Judaism before the Holocaust happened, the greatest catastrophe in Judaism was Shabbatai Svi. And he was the guy that, he got like 60% of all the Jews. So in 1492, Turkey saved a bunch of Jews. That's how you can remember it. - You told you that. - No, I just made that rhyme from it. In 1492, Spain said, "Get out, Jews." And Turkey said, "We'll take you, Jews." - Okay. - You gotta come through two by two. (laughing) - Do not be two by two. - But not you. - So one, two, three, two, one. - This guy Shabbatai Svi, his dad's like a merchant or something. So somebody traveling, picking up a lot of stuff. And he had bipolar disorder, they think, or some shit like that. So he starts getting visions that he's the Mishia. - That's the Messiah. - Yeah, but you gotta say it like it's like you. - Mishia. - Yeah. - That's perfect. - Thank you. - Mishia. - I'm your student. - As Danny from pronouncing it right, I think he'll say yes. (clears throat) - Mishia. - Mishia. - The Mishia. - The Messiah. - You gotta let it come from right here. Anyway. (clears throat) - I mean, it's just a formatic, like, he, uh. - What's this guy's name again? - Sh, it looks like Shabbatai, but it's Shabbatai. - Shabbatai. - T-S-V-I, S-V-E. Anyway, he declares he's the Mishia. This, not everybody would believe him except some Kabbalah expert named Nathan of Gaza, who was the most respected expert in Kabbalah. And he was young, like, really young, okay? But it just mentioned like a physicist or like an Einstein, but of Kabbalah. Apparently that's the kind of weight. So he said, no, this guy is the Messiah, okay? - Okay. - So then he started doing like, you ever hear of like, salvation through sin, like, Rasputin would do that? - Yeah. - Well, this is kind of where they're all getting it from. It's from this one guy's like, yeah, no, we gotta do the exact inversion of all the Torah. - And it's the same thing. - There's also an anal Torah, put it that way. - Do you tell? - You know about the oral Torah, but have you even tried the anal Torah? - I'm not saying the oral Torah, Torah. - Yeah, I would not tell you 40. (laughs) - No, that's what I'm, when you gotta be 50. - Ah, well, there you go. So, anyway. - Oh, they reappropriated as a sex thing. - Can you Google your Torah? - Okay, so he started doing goofy shit. Now, it didn't get as bad as until Jacob Franken. - The anal sex disclosure. (laughs) - By the way, they said it's a 4,000 year old rep of class shows anal sex. That could be not anal sex. - It could be either one. - Yeah. That's a, those are boobs. - Well, I'm saying, that's a, yeah. They're kind of jumping to conclusions. - Yeah, but you know, you girls have buttoles, man. - I like how they have like a, I mean, who do you think would show up like, if we were back in those times with Terry Cruz, would he be turned off next to that wall? - They'd be surrounded by Terry Cruz's. - There's no pornography, anyway, except there's a fucking wall of porn outwimages. - Where's Terry? - Yeah, where's the address? - Not the sculptures, again. - Oh, you don't? - There you go, look at that. - It's an actual goon guy. - Yeah, if the depiction of the goon or that's what it does to you. - Wait, wait, go back, go back. It said masturbator. - Matt from a masturbator. - He looks like he's in a Brooklyn indie band. - He's eating his own jizz. - What, okay, was he also had another disability because I feel like his main problem was probably not masturbating. - Yeah, I remember. - Your Santa was wrong order. - My win-word H Oliver. - I'd like to know. - It's a chicken and egg. - No, not the gooners hand, elevate your bait. Now, we're not doing 10 to 8 guys right now. - Please go back to the gooners handbook and read a couple of reviews. That's all. - But I want to know the original book and not the making fun of it. - Is that's not making fun of it? - Yes, it is. Wait, wait, go back. Go back, go back, go back. - I bet it's not. - Okay, from a Swedish medical textbook, can you go on what the textbook said about the masturbator? - Jacked himself retarded. - What do you mean what they said about him? - Well, I mean, if you click on that picture is there not text with it that tells you something? - No, it takes you to a readling. - Does that have words on it that will say things? - You'd have to probably find the whole textbook. - I think this is more like a propaganda campaign. - For sure. - Not a book. - In 1910, low jacks were so much better than today. (laughing) - Not pun intended. - That is your boy JJ Lieberwitz right there. - Can we go back to the gooners handbook? - But I think that's just giving instructions on how to goon better. - I told him to say, and what are the reviews? - Best goon in my life. - It's not saying. - We've been covering a lot of great reviews of great. The horse vagina, the sex toy. - Okay, it's got 50 reviews. And let's look at this. Okay, top reviews from the United States, Michael Rial. Wait, okay, win or not. - Oh, here's the gooners handbook is not a manual. It's a mirror. A cracked, glistening, porn slick mirror that dares the reader to gaze into your own erotic abyss and ask, what do I worship when I lose myself? This slim butt potent volume. All of her offers more than techniques for edging and intensifying bait. He offers a metaphysical day. - Intensifying bait as long as I can't talk baiting. - By TC, I'm gonna tell you who that is. - Okay, let's look at some more. That's interesting. - Anyway, go get along, the review is. - I feel like this was the masterpiece. - Well, he was edging at the time. - Yeah. - Don't need to review, dude. - You wrote that with one hand. - Get swaddled. - Get swaddled. - It's a biker. - Left hand. - I'm so left hand. - Are you looking at this? You have the left-handed path. - Yeah, that's what they mean. All right, let me look at three things. - These reviews. - Get swaddled in here. And I'm assuming you meant goon cocoon. - I never realized how vital to survive baiting could be to someone. - Don't call baiting, please. - Even worse, someone in the BDSM. I never knew how gooning could have so much in common with subspace. This is what, when word age always. - Wait, wait, the element of euphoria associated with deep submission. - That's what sub, oh, oh God, subspace. It sounds like it's some sci-fi concept, but he means being a sub. Like when you go in the space, he's one of the best subs in the space. - But I thought this was a gooning thing. - How do you, you're a solo sub? - Yeah, you're a solo sub. - I don't even know how to be that baited. - You're dominating yourself, I guess. - You're dominating yourself. - I guess that's true. - Yeah. - It's the word you know what I do. I throw a blanket over my deck, and I'll call it. I look at my watch, call it. Like a fool, I had always been focused on myself in my relationship, to my partner. Granted, I've had a slew of fantasies when taking pleasure into my own hands. Like an army hammer in that vigilante film that just came. - Oh, it's so bad. Did you watch it? - No, I'm just glad to see only hammers back and better than ever. - He's back. - We were a little hard on him now that we know the leaders actually eat kids, and he just texted about it. - Yeah, he's a good dude. - He's like one of the nicest hammers of that family. - Yeah, for sure. - A good guy. - No, anyway, a great vigilante. - I mean, I don't know, I'm being too hard on it, but I was hoping for more like the punisher or something. - It wasn't the punisher? - I mean, it's like, it's definitely not the punisher. - It's more like in Germany where they're fed up with Muslim immigrants, and it's mostly focused on that. - I mean, maybe we can find it. Can you put, what's the name of that movie? - Let's move on. - You, okay, EWE, B-O-L-L, an army hammer, have a movie out. It's like a Charles Bronson movie, but for like Europeans dealing with-- - Citizen vigilante, pull up, pull up bus scene. Citizen vigilante. This is just an example of sort of the flavor. - Do you know the movie, okay, that black guy that got kicked out of being Kang in Marvel, what's his name, 'cause he hit his girlfriend or whatever. Remember the guy? Here's a big deal for him. for like a minute. - That's the guy. He was doing indie movies after that. - Okay, so then he gets injured. 'Cause you know what, it's like, luckily our non-union production was nothing no dangerous stunts or anything. - He was a don't has don't tell production. - That's not it. - It's Ben Shapiro's daily wire production and his action movie, right? But we didn't know what it was yet. So he got injured, fallen through a real glass window that wasn't a play-class or something. You know, in like a scene where you fall through. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - On a daily wire production? Okay, yes. So we talked about this on an episode, but I just find out what the movie is. It's about a college that falls under Sharia law. - It's like red dawn, but for Sharia law? - In a college, from the mind of Ben Shapiro. - And he's gotta come in and kill all the months. - Starring the shfarch that beat up his shixza. - Oh my goodness, I can't wait til I die. - There's I've high hopes. - He's ripping Berkazov right and left. - Yo, this might be like really good. Like I have high hopes, dude. - It's gonna be great. - I know. - It's top of tier of stuff. - Okay, will you. - Wait, let's play this real quick. So you can idea this. Play, go back. It was a- - It's gonna be weird in German. - No, it's not in German. Scroll down, you had it up for a second. It was underneath one of the things you pulled out. - No, I interviewed uva bowl in my old podcast. - Wait, scroll down a little bit. - I probably get him a call, talk about this. - That's a great, army, army hammer gives a threat. They'll never forget. This is an example of what it's like. - I suggest you. - Wait, no, that's not in the last scene. You guys had it. It's like, I mean, no, no. If it's consensual, a war play, that's different. (laughing) We were two adults in what they fantasized about. - Japanese not tying and eating you, but they don't do it. - Okay, that's a different thing. - This is it, dude. - It's 150 per person. - Fuck off and drive. - Didn't I tell you to sit down and drive? - Fucking boss. - Gentlemen. - Everyone on this bus has somewhere they have to be and for some of us, it's searchers. Please resolve your issues to go drive the bus. - Which I understand is just the thing that I will not continue driving the bus without everyone having tickets on it. - Goddamn this mess. - Hey, you're so weirdly bad, too. - This is student film territory. - Yeah. - Thank you. - I would rather rush a homemade pornography that our army hammer made won't keep his fantasies than watches. - We'll go back at this moment, realize that it is the luckiest you have ever been. - See, okay, stop it there 'cause then. - Wait and shoot him. - No, what follows is he grabs one of them and he tells them, you know that when you steal bus fare, it costs everyone money. He gives them this bizarre lecture. - It is generally made by a German man. - It's so bad. - Do you know who the bull is? - No. - Okay, so in the beginning of making movies of video games, it was on, besides that shitty Super Mario movie, with Bob Hoskins from back in the day, and John McWizzam always Luigi, remember that shit? - Yes. - Okay, so you would just buy this cheap, nobody would want to move you of a video game, right? - Right. - So, Uber Bull just bought all these video game properties and he would make a video game movie and they were always terrible. He came to my show talking because, you know, I didn't realize people would actually give a shit about the stories of these games. In fairness to him, like, who could have imagined? - He thought this is just a cash crab. - Yeah, and very logical German minded. It was very, I really liked talking when he was on my old, old "Can't Get Right" podcast. Anyway, so you make movies, you'll get angry, you're an angerier, the game, and this is when I was writing for the video game awards. And I still remember this. This is the year before Nate Boygette wrote on it. It was like 2005 or six or something. And a guy, that guy low-tax from what, 8chan or 4chan, Richard low-tax, he ended up, he's dead now. But he, basically, Uber Bull said, "Anybody thinks my movie sucks can fight me in the ring." Now, I remember this vividly because I was like, "Why would, how's that settle this?" (laughing) - Still bad, maybe. - Yeah, like it makes, he goes, "Man, I just don't like how I make these movies. They can fight me." And I just remember that. I'll never forget where I was like, I said, don't let the gods decide. Yeah, but, do I live in Wakanda? How does this, you know, what can I settle, things with a waterfall fight? - Yeah. - Okay. They're so advanced, but their form of democracy is a guy with a lip plate is in charge somewhere. And a fist fight by a waterfall, followed by you get high off of some fucking, look, Wakanda was invented by a white man. That's the main thing I hope everybody remembers that. - Hey, now that. - I didn't know that as well. - We think an African came up with it? With a kindly CIA agent who just wants to help. - Who wanted this? - I was just saying, the smug is written by the smugest white dude in history. - Who, what white dude? It didn't look, hello. - He's some CIA thing. Oh, they are doing it. Okay, everything's moving according to plan. - Wow. - Anyway. Anyway, he fought this guy, Richard Lottagz. They boxed, and, and Uvable is a good at boxing. So he beat the shit out of me. So I guess you can see his movies are bad. - You lose that right. - Then he made a movie about one of these like crazy spree shooters, you know? Oh, postal, he made a movie of postal. - I'm a postal. - And people liked it. He made a postal, and then he made one where like, it was more serious, and it was about a crazy guy shooter. So this is like, it's got a weird, a rampage. A rampage wasn't bad. I remember it 'cause he was known as the worst, and that's how I got on my show, 'cause I messaged him, my eyes move, it wasn't too bad, rampage. Like, he was, thank you. - You're the first person in the messager. - No people like-- - Highest compliment he's ever got. - Can I do your podcast? - What's the other thing you want me to drink? - They didn't like him, knows years after that. But, you know, in Germany, it's like, it's, can imagine the most, like, NPR type of culture. So the people that were mad that there's dirt bikes and shit at the White House, right? - Yeah. - And, but they would like drag queen showing their tits. I'm like, why can't we have both of myself? - Happens. - I don't understand this. - If we were great again, we'd have-- - Everything. - Trans-dities, dirt bikes. - Oh, that shit. - Yeah. - So, you know, but whatever. - Sparkly as I'm faking this. - It's like D-Class A. He's like D-Class A in his filming. This is from in Germany, you know? He's a very interesting guy, but this one is like, and I remember talking to him, and he, you could tell he had somewhat of Bono politics, but he'd been pushed to the limit. Mmm, which is what this is. This is people-- - I tell you, end up as Edge. - He's been pushed from Bono to Edge. - Oh, yeah. - Over the Edge, obviously. - He's been pushed over the Edge. - Over the Edge. - You know, Bono's set the parameters of acceptable. You know, Bono, the homunculus made a fucking Jesuit CIA program to see if we could put spyware in your phone. - Can you pull up the video? I still haven't found what I'm looking for. If you guys remember this video, this shit is the weirdest-- - Is it Bono video? - Bono. I know we can't play the song, but-- - Bono's intense tack shelters. - Look at this insane music video. Like, just jumped to the middle. It's so fucking weird. - He's the Bruce Springsteen of Euroqueers. - Yeah, he is so fucked up there. - Yeah, it's just like-- - He's doing like the thing that Red Hot Chili Peppers did in LA. - When he's dressed like me. - Yeah, he will. - I mean, he's dressed like they're on a pickup artist, yeah. - He's a pickup artist. - Yeah, he really is a pickup artist. - Oh, yeah. - You know, really fucked Bono. I can't-- - You hate Bono. - I think he is a NATO construct, not even a man. - You hate the Trinity and Bono. - I think he is a-- - What does that say about you? - Well, you don't got-- We know what it says, it says, "Take your Roman poepery and fucking." You're gonna need your Roman poepery here. - You're the only person who has actually seriously called me a poppist. - A poppist? - A papis. - I called you a Mary Worshipping Papis. - A papis. - And I'm not Catholic. - I know. - Makes it worse. - And I still have the pope. - Yeah. - It's there, it's gotta be people who are like-- - You look pope, let me mark this. - I'm not Catholic, I'm an atheist, but I fucking have pictures of them. - Do you see Lenny Marcus in New York? Pope is Lenny Marcus. Lenny Marcus is the pope. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But the comedian Lenny Marcus-- - He's got a guy. - Showed don't get the pope, Pope Marcus. That's the new pope. Show the new pope. You know what the pope looks like, right? - Of course. - Show them the new pope. He doesn't remember. - I think he's not even Catholic as one's starting to get. - The new pope? - He's Catholic. - Whoa, look at this pope. - That's the old pope. - No, that's the new pope. - Oh, really? That looks like the old pope. - No, Francis was old. - The glasses is where you're really seeing an aged-- - That hat made him look old. - That's an eight, the Yamaha. Why is the pope wear a Yamaha? You don't think that's his pictures? - Not at all. It's wonderful. - I feel like a-- - Can we put a lot more pictures of the pope, please? - In the Vatican, they have all sorts of wear that looks like it's appropriated from other religions. And you know that they're arguing that they did it first. Not to a losing battle. - It is really strange. I never got like no one in the Bible dressed like the pope. Like where did it come from? Jesus didn't dress like that. - I have no idea. dress, but I know I have you got a vision of I guess obvious vision. It was adopted in the middle ages for a practical reason. Monk shaved the tops of their heads as a sign of devotion and it was to keep their heads warm your assholes. Yeah, what is this thing? We have all this shit we meant to get to. What is this that master angel? I have no idea. I just sent it to you guys because I thought it was cool. It was just a cool ritual. I sent on your think tank too. I found another Instagram of someone demonstrating a cult right how to do a cult rituals. I thought you dated? Yeah. Okay, wait. I know I have something I want to I know I have something that we meant to do on here. Why don't we find something to queue up? I got to do a white cloth piss. Yeah, we got to go go have a poop. Hey, welcome. We're back. Welcome to guest mystery segment where our guest reveals mystery or two. Okay, first mystery. Well, sorry. Brought to you by Bluetooth. I don't want to overstep. I know that you guys have a lot of mystery. It's going to be a hard day's night. Yeah, Bluetooth. So there's a lot going on with Etsy witches right now. So these witches that sell women potions and then they got kicked off of Etsy because they they put a spell on Charlie Kirk and that's why he died. Then there's a group. So if you want to type in Etsy, you're telling me that there was. Well, that's the first part of mystery. Yeah, they actually got kicked off of Etsy. They said they had to change. Yeah, Etsy had to change its policies because people were suing because of all the witches and stuff like that. What? There's women. This is very common. This is very common. Listen, listen, listen. We can't see which occurses and type in etgy witches. Lures, because there's one that runs a couple of women. No. Cobble off. Etsy, which is lured. I think you'll click on news. Oh, news. Wait, something women do. Cobble. Ellen, you saw how that turned out. New Rosanne. Lots of people were like tiny, huge bands, and Etsy, which made $80,000. After an influence. I'm going to find the title of an article. Oh, Charlie Kirk. Wow. Because there's a witch that she has this huge group and she's scammed women out of money for like a good 20 years, probably. And then a lot of them started to be like, hey, I don't think this girl's PhD is real because she told them she has a PhD in being a witch from Harvard. They started looking into it. So you tell them that someone has a witch doctor. These other ones are just deep at this point. Hey, wait a minute. I don't think there is a degree in witchcraft at Harvard. That's what they started thinking after 15 years. That's incredible. So, okay. So what does it do with Charlie? Well, these are, so the witches started having trouble once they, once they started putting hexas on Charlie Kirk, then he died. Then they started putting hexas on people's boyfriend stuff like that. But there's a witch that runs like a reddit group and different things with like a hundred different witches. And then one girl started being like, I think this woman's a fraud. And then she basically was trying to sewer for the $20,000 in the other witch came out. And then she basically, she was like, you are doing the spells wrong. It's not up to me. I tell you all the potions. If you don't use the right ingredients, like, did you use the right new stuff like that? I thought the fun is making your own recipes. But their, their accusation of fraud was not like she's stealing her money. It's that your magic doesn't work. Your magic doesn't work. Yeah. But then, so they've run a bunch of articles right now. The witch that is suing the other witch ran an article and then the main witch came out and she sang like, no, my magic is, my magic's good. Like, if you did it wrong, I can send you eggs and fucking flour and a cake recipe. And that's the current controversy. But the Etsy witches have had a lot of controversies. But there is one currently where these women are in a war and it's being played out through violence. You know what? That's a whole other mystery. You get to the bottom of because that's like, you know, if you take the mystery sphere, for example, that we're all part of, you know, the rivalry. That's great. The mystery sphere. You know, our friend Ryan is also in the mystery sphere. So that's great. And there's all this like infighting and then like, oh, no, that's my, my mystery. That's my technique. Yeah. And um, but you could see the, the larger game being played, because I don't understand we're doing that like which, a witch is a male or a female by the way. But all these dumbasses that do it like, they're all, you ever talked to somebody who's in witchcraft, but they, they think conspiracy, they're like, oh yeah, conspiracies. Dude, women will say, conspiracies are bad. And then basically Alex Jones, like, people on the internet, like, well, they'll go and say, oh, this person, but yeah, I was talking to my astrology and I'm pretty sure the husband killed her. And then they send people to her house. That happened to the Idaho murderer where they, they started doing astrology. They decided they found due to the killing, sent people to his house, ruined the guy's life. Wrong guy. Oh, fuck. This is where I don't murder as they had that. To pull up trusted witches of Etsy on Reddit. Let's just check out what's going on here. This is a true mystery. I was not aware of Etsy witches. I completely missed it. It makes sense. I've got an Etsy seal of approval at all. Michael Holocaust. Also, this is like not new. This has been going on forever. You go to a witch to curse people to tell you. They're supercharged online. It's moved on to Etsy, I guess. Trusted Etsy witches. This is a subreddit. Oh no, lately I've been thinking about turning to witches, but I've never done this before. Okay, let's scroll down and see if there's a link to inevitably one. There you go. Customize witchy witchy, but I'm a witch. And I have an Etsy shop. I don't sell work or anything. My main source of income is customize witch boxes. We have me too. If you know what I'm saying, you get it. Let me customize your box. Witch. Why don't we click on customize witch boxes? Yeah, let's see a customize witch box. I want to find a way to go. I need a place to keep my vials of fluids. Well, this is how to make a witch box. What is a witch box? What? And see, my alighter is it? Some dice. Some dice. A fucking shitty candle. A Guinness ball, it smells like my Bozy candle. It looks like a fetus in a jar. A pickle punk. A pickle punk. Doesn't like George Bush's wife have a boarded embryo in a jar in her library or something? I've never heard that, but I would love to know more. Can you look that up? Like it's like one of the bushes has an aborted or a miscarriage in a jar. Did you be surprised how many witches there are out there? No, I wouldn't. Like one in two Hollywood women are witches. First lady, Barbara Bush. She showed him the preserved fetus in a jar. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. With. So, George W. His mom. His mother, Barbara Bush suffered a miscarriage when she was a teenager. What's right under the hospital? The most important thing. He recalled looking in the jar and seeing what he viewed as a human life, a little brother or sister. And it tasted pretty good, too. Come on. You drink it. You drink it. So, his mother who looks like Alistair Crowley showed him a child in a jar and it shaped his presidency. You'll never be this. During a 2010 television interview, Barbara Bush offered a slightly different recollection stating that she did not put their mains in the jar, but rather that their house keeps her name following Daniel. Well, that makes it better. I put your embryo in a jar. You know, I had an objection to her. I heard that she had the help do it. A lot of Alistair's people just flushed it. Well, go ahead and put a. Is that. Why would you show? Why would you do that? You know, like, I don't think that those things are true in the Epstein files. Like, does your family do shit like that? On the way to the hospital. Hey, you want to see my embryo? Now this was your brother's sister, but now they're living a jar. Besides our shark fin from vacation. Yeah. Yeah. Besides our heads of the skull of Geronimo that your dad fucks in the eye hole. One day you'll fuck the eye hole of Geronimo's son. Now once you're thinking about it. We wouldn't disgrace it with your small dick. We've got to wait a two-grow. We've got a dirty penis and he's to be washed. We got off track. Let's get back to these Etsy witches. Let's maybe go on Etsy, look up, order a spat. Wait, what is the mystery, though? Like, why? What do you think? The first mystery would be whether it works. Yeah. The second mystery is the drama in the witch community. Okay. If you're on Etsy as a witch and you're witchcraft, here's how you know if you're witchcraft works. You can look up their spells. Yeah. If you're making money off of your witchcraft. You're on networks. You're on networks. The first level of it is to make money off it. The first level of magic. I guess it's true. Followed by making money. Yeah. Yeah. And then if you can. There you go. Yeah. Let me manifest for you. Same hour, same day. That's incredible. That is so smart. How much? Why don't you woman-fest it? How much to manifest? Woman. And I think some of these women have gotten busted for off-shooting their spells down from 40 bucks. Ms. Cleo! They have a guy in India doing this spells for you. Wait, we could get this week. We could call her maybe right now. Wait a minute. You know what? That's kind of how this shit started out because Madame Blavoski would talk into a guy in India. Hmm. She's five or eight. that fucking wisdom. That's a mystery that we've solved, that fat bitch madame. Oh yeah. She looks like Lisa Trigger. Yeah, we figured that one out. But this is good. I think we could get her to go on the show right now and manifest for us. Well, what do you want? Oh, it's not a festival. Same hour same day. It's incredible. Why'd you manifest? Wait, why is it 27 bucks? It was 14 like three seconds ago. What does with tools mean? What's tools? Oh, she uses like candles and stuff like. Okay. She probably won't want to be on the podcast though. It's funny because a nerdy guy would play like judges and dragons and pretend to do spells. It's a good thing a chick would be doing real spells. I mean, all these people just, you know, if you're not like bloodline of a family that does this, you're a fucking muggle. That's how that shit works. You think you think you think you have powers? That's cute. Yeah, you don't. And Anderson, yeah. But no, there are people that do that have like the blood for it. And that's why they have secret societies. That's why Duncan keeps getting approached. But the weird stuff. He takes them bloodline. I know you are. So that's why you keep getting. And do you keep getting approached? Do you know who he gets approached by? It's unbelievable. I mean, I don't even know where to begin. Some of them I don't know if I don't know. So I just said Michael, you know, I booked the toilet language. Yeah, I was just looking at it today. I need to get that back to you. It's my house. I was about to say kind of it back because um, so uh, Michael Hoffman was saying, do you remember amazing stories? The Spielberg show, the opening of it where they show a shaman around the fire story? Yes. Clearly. And then it turns into a TV with a family watching the TV. Like it's the fire. Yeah. That's that's what so people get to tell all the stories that are like the legacy acts of this. That is such a massive form of power. And it's 100% Intel and all everybody. Everybody knows how important it is. You know, there's whole economies based on like, why'd you fuck up Star Wars? Yeah. Right. I'm like, no, feed their family. It creates huge cultural ripples. I mean, I remember, I think it's been watered down a little bit by the fragmentation from the internet. But you, I remember like, you know, the summer movie that would define the way kids in high school dressed and talked. That was what some movie powder. I remember that. Did you guys have a powder phase? Everybody was down by now. Everyone was a shaved out by now putting a spoon on their nose, throwing people across the room, just using your powers. But yeah, it was like, it was so powerful. And like back to the future came out like what that would do to like at least high school summer camp culture. Kids or something like that. Yeah. It would be like, it's huge. It's very, very powerful. Like the Spielbergs and charge that for the last how many years. And then when you see, so when I freaked them out from showing them from good control of history, the Cambrian, you remember Cambrian? Oh, I thought you meant Spielberg. I was like, that's hilarious. If you hung out with Spielberg and freaked him out. Spielbergs, I think Spielbergs are fucking creep. You do? Yeah. Steven Spielberg. Yeah. I don't know, man. I know his last movie. Didn't it kind of flop? Like that was it? His last movie is one of the creepiest fucking implications. But wasn't it sort of a let down? Like it's like a, it's a sign of his sort of waning. It's a sign of JJ Abrams mystery box story top. We all know how lost sucked ass at the end. Right? Remember lost. Yeah. And lost strung you along. I didn't go because I knew his bullshit. Like, yeah, I never got into it either, but I know people were upset at it. And he, we get JJ Abrams Ted talk. He's a Ted talk about mystery box storytelling. There's a reason he was going to be the new Spielberg for a minute. So what is mystery box storytelling? And he goes, well, he would go in a magic shop, like P.W. Herman in the movie. And the mystery box. Is that, is there like a short ill? Let's see. Is this like a short, like mind-blowingly inspiring to me. I realized that turned up that blank page is a magic box. You know, it needs to be, you know, filled with something fantastic. I used to have the ordinary people script that I'd flip through it. The romance of the script was amazing to me. And when it would inspire me, I wanted to try and build pages with the same kind of spirit and and and thought and emotion that that script did. So that is, you know, the, has a box. Because he went to a man. This isn't the right thing, by the way. Okay. So I'm sure it's fascinating, but he's talking about he going this, this like novelty place and it's like you have a couple of beers, you see that mystery box time. And there's a question, question mark. That's how you lower pussy. That's how you catch box with a, with a mystery box. All right. You, but he goes to be like, I forget. That's when you're getting a sex change and they go, how does the, the vagina work? They go, yeah. So it would say 25 cents for the question mark and you open the box and maybe it's something really good and maybe it sucks, right? But either way, a Jew made money. It's out the talk. I'm paraphrasing it. I've studied a couple of. I know. But the point is, I can tell you keep trailing out, you know, a mystery boys. We solve too many mysteries here. And I've been saying that. We're here to cause mystery. We make him do it. It's sounds like crime on YouTube. Yeah, you got to get high on your own. Can you pull up dark web box unboxing? So this is how he writes his scripts with the box. So a mystery box storytelling, he calls it. So that's where I drop a little clues for you to follow that are interesting enough, but you don't have the answer. You watch the whole show. He's doing it like it's an amazing thing. But in practice, everybody felt like they got fucking swindled. You know, and that's called, that's from Babylon. That's mystery religion. So if you're in a thing like, you know, Freemason, any kind of secret society, he's breadcrumbing. You get a breadcrumb and then you take an oath to not tell. And then we tell you more or CIA. You take an oath not to tell. And then we'll tell you more secrets. You never getting all the secrets. Scientology. Feed him a mystery sandwich is what Elrond Hubbard said. So Joe Voidness is by contrast, we would like stupidly just tell you the whole thing. Like you get to know what the religion is before you join. Like we were any. It's porous to really. It's like you got tears. You got initiatory levels. But what you want to do. Yes. So what is initiation? Like why don't you just tell me the whole thing right now. You're not ready. Trust me. I want to. You're not ready. See how good it works is. And that's why he has 15 wives. And his fundamental is Mormon. Well, that's not why I have 15 wives because of the Lord. I had nothing to do with it. This guy's the best. You should come by for barbecue sometime. I would love to. Thank you very much. Well, keep this guy away from them wives. When he starts doing those mystery pickup tricks, you can come to. That is, I mean, the mystery pickup trick is that is a pickup artist thing. You come in hard. And then you back off. You go, you know, you come in hard. You're beautiful, this and that. And then they go, do you want to? What the fuck? That's the David's. Fuck you bitch. Those floppy tits. You can damn floppy tits out my face. Here, you can have this bracelet. Yeah, exactly. You go, I didn't mean that. Do you know how the FLDS guy with that beautiful jacket, how he discovered? So he was like a loser in that. So the FLDS is like the Mormons that are like, it's like you have 10 fives as a wife as wives, right? Swinger wives. Yeah, it's like you're swinging, but you're like, I don't care what I eat or fuck or whatever. Yeah, you know, and it just shows how you're the king of the area. We see the beauty within the form. I have a lot of wives. You don't want to don't you can't see them, but this guy was the loser of the group. He was like, he didn't have any wives, but he found the diary of Warren Jeffs. So Warren Jeffs, the guy you went all them and he went to prison. His last dictate was like, nobody could get married and have kids anymore because he's not fucking so nobody can fuck. And then he went catatonic and doesn't speak. Dude, I was so they all so imagine he's not dead. He just doesn't speak to them anymore. He just stopped speaking all together. What does it look like? What are you doing? I'm riveted. I'm sorry. Doesn't sound like it. It sounds like you're questioning me. I'm not I'm not I'm not questioning you. So he wait. So he was one second though. What? I'm just kidding. I was going. I'm sorry. You got me pretty good with that. I got him. That's a copulous guy. Yeah. That's from the clipote. What you did. That's anyway. He finds the diary. The fat. It sounds like a Chris Foley movie set up. Like he's the biggest loser in the fundamentalist. Pulling me called finds the getting pussy diary. He finds the pickup artist manual. The the Christian game. He shows up back in town from the other town with four wives and he starts taking everybody else and two guys following him. He's got the secret. Yeah. So I don't know what's in that guy's diary war in Jeff's. Now here's why I get a little bit Kabbalah about it. Well, I don't know how I get. I know how you get. But I think that because I've heard this before with these stories, especially in Hollywood, especially the children of these fucking actors from the various nests, they go, you try to get a spirit to come into you. You know, like method acting. Yeah. I felt like their spirit took me over. Yeah. So they get into all this shaman kind of weirdo shit. But once you are not entertaining the demon, like your older and fatter and whatever, it leaves and they're like a husk. So war in Jeff's, I think the demon or whatever it is in Warren Jeffs when FATSO from the documentary found his diary. It jumped out of Warren Jeff's and into him because we're talking about a thing that's not alive in the sense that you and I are alive, but undead, meaning there's a written down legend, okay? It's sigil, basically. There's little remnants of this incarnate floating around in that principality and it needs a new vessel and you can embody and that's what he did. He got a cool, I mean, that's one of the best jackets I've ever seen in my fucking life. Not a bad demon if you're going to get one. If I had a 15-year-old daughter, you'd have two kids with her by now. That means the world. We're in that jacket. I didn't insist that you'd take my daughter. I know you would. You're a man of God. You're a cobbler. Well, the Joseph Smith said we need to always be sweet. Always be sweeter. He knows the sweeter. I got it on my shoes. He had it on his shoes. Warren Jeff's had be sweet on the bottom of his shoes. Oh, God. It's beautiful. Because you're going to be wearing these shoes for earrings, that's why you're wearing them. Like the bottom of my shoes. That's the sweetest thing you can do. It is. I would have liked Christ shoes if you were here, but you didn't, you know, I think you've got Jim Jones sunglasses with it. Serious question. Would you look like Jesus' shoes? Would I? What? So if like, I mean, this is a-- Talk sweet. Pray and obey. Jesus is real. You see his face? He's not going to answer. Is this the guy that Warren Jeffs, but look at that one picture. He looks like Chris Mellon, the disclosure UFO guy. He's the real six God, by the way. No show? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, he's the real one. Yeah. He's the real one. I mean, I mean, he's the real one. What I mean is, like, if this, you know, is true, that people can be mounted by spirits, then you have to ask yourself, is it me and me or is there a demon in me? How do you know you don't have a spirit and you right now? Well, radio station did you tune in? So, if you found the dire of Warren Jeffs and it's telling you the game, so let's not make it like some spirit thing. It's just like game, right? Yeah. But that's the way you're conscious isn't coming out of the meat of your brain. Right. Like your, your Sam, what's up? Sam Harris? All those dipshits that are like, no, it's just a byproduct of people. I think they're not right. I don't either. I don't either. I think they're lying. It's like engine exhaust or something. You're picking up a projection. So when they go into hologram, well, projected from where and blah, blah, blah. The conscious is getting projected into your meat. That's why a lot of these, like, isn't some crazy shit about, I heard about people that are hardcore into that source of shit. They'll get like a ligament or like little pieces of something and like implant it in them. You know how when people get an organ transplant and they never like french fries, but now they like them. Yeah. Because the guy that owned the kidney liked them. You got a little bit of Usain Bolt in you. Every bit of DNA is a receiver. It's kind of key. That's why they have to give you drugs to keep your body from killing. I got one for that. Can you guys pull up heart transplant? I think the heart came from a suicide and then the dude who got the heart committed suicide. I'm pretty sure. This happens with heart transplant. Like people really, their personality. Happy guy. I took the suicide heart. Yeah. Man with suicide victims heart takes it on life. A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow. Died the same way the donor. That is crazy. Blaming on the heart. How do you find me another culprit? Could be something else. Wait, how did you find the donor's widow? How did he find the donor's widow? I'm sure she's like, I just want to hear his heart beat. The heart wants what the heart wants. Yeah. Yeah. But that's wild. I didn't know about that. There's neurons in the heart. There's like actual neurons in the heart. And so when you, when you, when it's, it's not, you know. I felt like I had known her for years. Yeah. That's creepy as hell. Well, anyway. Yeah, I'd like to see her in an interview where she's just like the most annoying one. I'm like, I guess it's the heart. Yeah. She's like, you're just like him. I mean, you should, it wasn't as hard all along. You piece of shit. Right. Yeah. There's all kinds of shit floating around that you can tune into if you want. If you want to do comedy, you know, if you're being really good on stage or I, this is why I claim is like, you almost become the room. Like there's nobody that can take control away from you because you're literally the room. Yeah. You know what I mean? And that's like. I've seen that happen sometimes. And it's wild when you see a comic shift into that place where it's like, it does seem like they're channeling or it does seem like-- Positive Damon. What? It's not, yeah, I don't know. Look, I think all these words are gay. And I say that as a yellow belt-- As a gay man. As a yellow belt. It's a yellow belt. It's both a positive gay man. And a yellow belt. It's called a lot. It's fine. You don't like that kind of demon. You don't like that demon. You say essence. I mean, pull up fecal trends. I say it as a closeted Jew. Pull up fecal trends. It's gay. Fecal trends point. Same thing. You get like an athlete shit inside of you. And apparently it changes like what you want to do. That apparently is true. Yeah. When you put in your mouth-- I'll tell you. Didn't help. Didn't help. Not the same. It doesn't work. The fact that I think I ran a little slower. But that, you know, that is crazy. Let's just go to another thing. I don't know why it's gotta be a poop every time. It doesn't have to be a poop every time. This show's been getting too poop heavy. I mean, we're deep in the clipote now. That's the bad tree of death. What's the clipote? It's the, like, the dark reflection of the tree of life. What happened, man? The Sephiroth. Have you guys solved women who come out from a coma or something and they speak a different language? This is the same shit, maybe like a spirit jump in them. You know, anything I ever made that was like funny, like, really funny. It always felt like it was always there. And I happened to pick it out of the nonsense path. I think that's true. Yeah. So that's why when they-- You discovered it like a treasure. Yes. It's already there. So what are you? Like, it has-- and I've said this before-- the story of Adam and Eve named the animals. Right? There's some kind of power implied in that, which is everything is just a bunch of atoms and nonsense until you name it and put limits around it and confine it. So that's some kind of power to do that, to name a thing and it makes it hard. So, yeah. For example, these stupid alien-- Speel boys. Alien movie. Before that, people would see like airships and steampunk bullshit. Yeah. So you have to be groomed with stories so you can give these things a form. Don't do that. I don't think that's a smart idea because I don't know what they're doing for you. But they don't have a form. It's this carnit, right? And think of it like a coma. That's why I think that aliens, I think they're undead. Their core self, their little tree is done. And so aspects of them can be floating around and you could channel them, right? But they're not really alive. It's like being in a coma. They're the thing of what they are. That's like a black hole. It's just a flat, 2D, like a general zod in Superman 2, without the plane. Their core self is that. But they're spirit. So that's why. They're co-ed. You're hardware. They're like-- they're soft. They're hard. And so if you-- And so what it is, Or do you pay attention to, that's the thing. If I get enough of you chained together to pay attention to a thing, like a warp reality, let's say I wanna change, oh, a King Kill 33, such as JFK, everybody sees the killing, and then the guy that kills him is killed by another guy who's a low nut. None of that should add up to anybody unless they don't feel like looking at it, but it actually alters reality. And you don't have to be magical about it. Yeah, it did. Oh, 9/11 changed everything. No, this is the thing, I was thinking about this. This is the thing you're saying that the trauma, the cultural trauma from witnessing an assassination opens up a space in people where they can be conditioned. So there is a benefit to assassinating people beyond just getting rid of an enemy on a. You can't keep doing it, though, with a magic wear sauce. You can't use to it. If you do it too much, the people, like, you know, all these like South American countries where we did all that, that's all America's fault. You don't think I already blame America first? Of course I do, you fuck wit. Who else would I blame besides the person that did it? So all that chaos so you can have control, people get numb to it, you know? You're getting numb to trauma if you have too much trauma. Yeah, because regular. Yeah, and right now the quality of conspiracy has degraded so much. And I think it's on purpose 'cause when the Epstein files came out, anybody that has moved on from that, you're such a cunt, you're such a pussy and you deserve to be made into beef jerky and you will and you will. Because the fact that everybody ignored that, they gave everybody enough to know what they do. They gave out enough to know exactly what they do, but not enough to prosecute them in a court. That should have been everything burned down just 'cause of that, but because everybody's a fucking punk. And so what happens is everybody, anybody goes, I think it was just teens at the islands. That's the new thing. You gave them permission to be worse now and you did. Yeah. They take that as permission. If you're wearing a COVID mask, you fuck wit. You're telling them that's how obedient of VL I am in my VL cage that I won't look this up to see if it works. Yeah. I just feel comforted going back to my little torture cage that BF Skinner had for rats. He discovered torturing rats. And if you wanna change me again, I'll be on board again. Because my cage is where I'm comfortable. So the rats that they tested this on, when they would get stressed and they'd pump cortisol, they'd wanna go back to their box, they were being electric-shocked in. Because that's what they know. - So that's what this punk ass country is. Don't, don't, oh, go back to Haiti, a shithole country. Yo, your leaders eat your kids, you fucking cunts. Celebrating America's 250th birthday. - Oh, do you understand what a bitch you are is an American and what a loser you are? I hope you do. You deserve to be a cheese pizza and you will be. You fucking will be. 'Cause you deserve it. - That's what we learn at Kabbalah class with. - That's powder. - Did you just do a spell? Is that a cunt? - Yeah, that was the spirit in the ball. - That wasn't, it's like a spirit one indeed. - Dude, I can't tell you how many fucking. Never mind my good friend Gavin McGinnis that I apologize to. - Thank you for doing that. - For losing my temper at him, for calling me low IQ while he paraded the fucking propaganda term that people less smart than me, all pair it together, right? They all go, "Well, it's not good "that it was teens at the island, but. " - I'd say it was at that bad. - We can move on, rock 'n' roll. - They go technically, pedophilia is, and then it's whatever the age is. And then after that, it's some, it's like different. - And again, of course it's norm, look. - It's always a hard sell being at the technically. - Technically, look, I mean, was it really bad? - No, it's Alan Dershowitz. It's really Alan Dershowitz of 'em. I mean, honestly, a lot of people accidentally invent two or three CIA cutouts, or then walk away from 'em to say great points about Epstein. Vice CIA cutout. Look, proud boys, CIA cutout. Isn't that interesting? I mean, the one CIA cutout can happen to anybody. - Wait, do you think this is like some kind of new thing being promulgated by the CIA? That it's like, you know, it was bad. - I think they find warped personalities that have dipshit rich kid narcissists, such as Gavin. - Yeah. - By the way, a lot of these people, we have a lot of these people are rich kids, and you know, narcissistic and fucked are they are? - Very. - It kind of feels like you're rolling back your apology here a little bit. - No, no, I was low IQ. Me, the Kabbala Master. - Takes a lot to admit that, man. - Anyway, they all pair at the same thing. It was just teens, but here's a fun fact. The government, the A, the DA, they wouldn't listen to anybody below the age of 14's complaints. So that's why it's all teens. It's not because there wasn't me. - Oh, that's so fucked up. - And I encourage you to read Nick Bryant or have Nick Bryant, we'll have Nick Bryant on because he did all this research for many years. And so he's the guy that wrote about the Franklin scandal, which I had not heard about. - Turtle? - Huh? - The turtle? - With turtle. - Franklin the turtle? - Who's that? - Apparently you don't know him. - Pull up a picture of Franklin the turtle. Where you got to get, you're about to get your mind blown for-- - The first I've heard of it. - Oh my God, this is the most fucking thing. - Oh, it wasn't him, so. - Yeah, no. - It could have been. - I just didn't know he had a scandal. - What does he have to do with Pete? Oh, he's friends with Pete Hexeth. (laughs) - Wait, Pete Hexeth is beefing with Franklin the turtle. (laughs) - I thought I might see it. - Wait, what? Pete Hexeth, did you already know about this? Pete Hexeth is beefing with his turtle. Wait, what? On over the weekend of defensive engineering. - Violet meme. - Post the Violet meme of a turtle. - Oh, this is when they blew up those fishermen and so they were Coke dealers. That's what he did. So do you remember Venezuela? They blew up those boats and they're like, we're blowing up fucking cocaine. There's no such thing as Venezuelan cocaine, by the way. That's, you know. - I've never heard of that. - Every country in South America except Venezuela. - No one's like, this is Venezuelan blow. - You ever have some uncut Venezuelan? - Never heard of that. - Well, that was the lie they did while they just murdered people randomly. - Okay. - Hexeth posted this shit. - Oh, that's Franklin. Well, that wasn't really a controversy. Everybody just forgot about that. Also, why do we kidnap the president of Venezuela? Does anybody know? - No one's even talking about that anymore. - Do you know why? - Yeah, where is he? - Nope. - I mean, his wife are in the witness room. Well, I'm down with you now. I think he was. He had a little time. - He didn't seem that upset in the arrest video. - The Franklin scandal is when all the Republicans had boys, they were ringing in the Washington Page Boy scandal. That's during the, I wanna say George W. Bush years where it's just like now, nothing changes. A bunch of gay guys sneaking in, getting ass-fucked in the- - How about when they found all the fucking porn in the Pentagon? Remember that? - Well, remember that? - I don't know that. - Look up from Pentagon, or was this- - Well, with the IT guys, which time? - No, it was like, it was a big story for, it was like up there with the CIA cocaine plane. - So anyway. - There's a reason these things keep coming up. - Oh, wait, no. - Caution. - Yeah, this is it. (laughing) - He said 'em up. - He's been the genre of child porn, you like? - Oh yeah. - So we covered this on Jimmy's show. - Pentagon workers found to have download it. - Oh yes. - Dozens of staff and contractors with high-level security clearance put at risk of blackmail by their sex crimes. So this is just insidious. - So before I knew what the shit I know now, which is horrific, the stuff I know now, we covered this on Jimmy's show. And it was another like, wow, look what scumbags work at the CIA in Pentagon. You already know that, this is what I don't get. People already know this. That boost of, Andrew Boost of Montaguey, I'll tell you how somebody he was trying to get information from wanted CP. So he told this commanding off, whatever. I think I, they gave him a package. He goes and they had a package of it. And it's like, that's what you have to do to get, okay, what's the good that was done from that? I haven't seen it. - And but no, the real question is like, what, there's nothing that justifies that. Like it doesn't, then you have to tell that person, I can't get that. - Yes, there is. It's called the Greater Israel Project. And I think you better. It's so fucked up. - Do you need to talk to Levin again? Liberty Levin? - We got to get him on the show. He's a hard get. - You like Liberty, you watch Liberty Levin? - No. - That's the best it sits. - Was it on my birthday? - This is out of my purview. - Yeah, Greater Israel. So this is the thing on all their patches on their uniforms. This is why they keep attacking people. It's because there's Greater Israel. See all those countries that belong to Israel? - Oh Greater Israel Projects, just that the other countries will be part of the thing. We're gonna steal all your shit 'cause of towers. Bring it up to somebody who's highly pro-Israel. They never heard of it. They'll act like you're making it up. But I'm not making it up. BB Net Yahu, the greatest leader we've ever had. He brings it up all the time. They say in Hebrew 'cause they think no one's ever gonna translate Hebrew, but they do. - But this is sort of the annoying thing when you wanna be an imperialist today. - No, Gavin thought it was low IQ that they would have blackmail on Trump to do their fucking fucked up thing. - But what's frustrating with people like-- - But I was wrong. I apologized. - What's frustrating with people like him and Putin and the United States is when you wanna do colonization now, and the old days you could just take over places. You didn't have to make it. - And we did. - You did it just to take over. Now they're out. - That's true. You gotta be out. You need a story now. - There's a reason like we need a buffer zone. It's for the sake of our people. - It's kinda thing about people. - But it's the same shit. It's just colonization. It's imperialism. Well, they've never stopped. out we what we yesterday we played Megan Kelly saying like tell them the Haitians to go home. Now just you know those Haitians that they're she's talking about are legally here because and by the way Trump kept all the Indians and he didn't mass support anyone. Trump kept all the things at lower wages. We covered that where he said he's doing it. Nobody stuck with it everybody went you know uh Megan Kelly this dumb bitch do you remember the Clintons I know she supposedly doesn't like them the reason Haiti's like that is because the Clintons were over there and before that is because the French and the Americans when Clinton was in and later when George W came in uh the Aristide the president he demanded that the uh like Levi's are made there and all these other things they raised the minimum wage by 20 cents from 25 cents to fucking some piddly amount and that's why he had to be a coup immediately because these companies are not going to allow them to make that much more money. So then you'll have Dominican Republican people go why how come the DR is better. Well the DR helps with the human trafficking and they allow the U.S. to invade Haiti whatever it wants. Haiti is being punished because it's the only country to in recorded history to have a successful slave revolt. Spartacus failed all the ones you heard of failed except Haiti and Haiti had to pay reparations for not being slaves to France until 1985. Not only that chase bankers who made the commission off that. Wow. The bank that can't work with Kanye because he's ready. Wow. They actually made slave and they help slaves pay reparations to slave owners in the 80s. Does anybody know that? So just I don't want to point out that anybody go that's a shit hole country. You live in a country where your leaders uh grape and eat your kids you dumb fuck. Do you understand that? So I think that shitty is in Haiti even. In fact Haiti shitty because they don't have they could do even more of it. They open that up. Bank admits it own slaves. What? This is my favorite thing about you because it's always when you actually look into anything you find out. It's crazy. But then so when you hear it like the guardians of fucking fake paper right so when you hear lefty's talking about it they're always upsetting right there they suck and that's because most of them are part of the same fucking thing where they focus on the wrong parts because there's no left and right. There's upstairs and there's downstairs. And that's all there is. Wait. So that's why these fuckers and the NPR people don't like Travis Pastrana doing dirt. Oh no this okay this this admission this admission is 200 years ago not in the 80s but you the whole thing is that the whole thing is that although George uh you're saying they were they did the transaction and they wait here it was the AI say did not pay for slip but it became the first major years bank to provide a form of financial restitution uh to the slave owners. Wait the bank issued a formal apology for black students it's just you're not going to find that out. It's nonsense it's all nonsense. If you want to understand the whole fucking conspiracy with no magical bullshit in it tragedy and hope by Carol Quigley the mentor Bill Clinton he wrote a book about the history of the new world order from world war two or world war one excuse me until now he was given cosmic level clearance to read the genealogies of the Cecil Rhodes people and all and um he didn't know they didn't want him putting all the he thought it was a great idea he wasn't against this plan at all. He was like oh good a techno state run by experts yeah and atheist and what the things you heard as a conspiracy they're doing that that's always been the goal you it's not a conspiracy because they written about it repeatedly and told you so it's not a conspiracy that the conspiracy is hidden so he put this book out the fucking it got suppressed briefly uh my rabbi Richard Grove sent it to me yeah and uh I didn't read it I read the retard notes of it which are also kind of thick but uh anyway Carol Quigley was the most respected polymaths from Georgetown University cosmic reading the happy ending of America so basically wait where's that the original secret society it's in the movie Kingsman you're see Kingsman yeah so uh the thing of he they were called Cecil Rhodes round tables Cecil Rhodes imagine Nick Fuentes like homosexual that's pretending to be trapped and he goes to Africa and he he fucks black eyes and builds an empire all up and down can we pull up a picture of Cecil Rhodes real quick yes or Cecil Rhodes and when you see fasci looking boys like Gavin McGinnis that look of like the young you know Spengler Oswald you know uh so this dude you see this fucking banging black dude he said I built my empire in the belly of the caffer meaning he fucks so many of them in their ass and blue loads in their shitter that he it's unbelievable he spent a lot of time in the belly wow he got up in their guts I think he's lying I don't believe he's got that big of a dumb myself I don't know look at those eyes I think he's I think they spend more time in his guts look at the nose look look at that he might have a big flap and don't now he's the father of both apartheid and get this the concentration camp which I corrected Candace Owens on which he came on Jimmy Dorshow she said the Soviets invented that know the now Cecil Rhodes and the Cecil Rhodes in the prequel the Kingsman with refines they depict it in the book they show the uh Boer War so that was uh co-ed like black and white concentration camps the british put the boars in the blacks it and it looks just like Auschwitz except it's it's uh black and white people what are these calls really nice what did he call the camps concentration camps pull up uh I don't know what he called them they were the first concentration camp pull up Rhodes so this was the first concentration camp to break the color barrier that's what you're saying that's why I admire him to this yeah and uh and so and by the way a closeted deeply closeted violent homosexual do you see this theme popping up with these like real trad conservatives they're all like you're saying sassy is not like secret wiggers till we know they're racist yes they're racist but they're also wigger my favorite character you really think that's all it is man it's just like repressed like they're they're sexuality so repressed the most powerful magic there is wow Alistair Crowley taught us the magic is in your butt wow tunnels of typhoon as uh as Ryan could tell you wow yeah I could tell you that so do so do you think like if like any of these people just fine I can tell I mean if you want I could we don't have to you think if any of these people just like fuck to dude like their politics would change dude I watch a video it's a chicken and egg situation but I think the argument is which came first him or the slave I guess it's actually back to the future is a four is about ass fucking it's a form of time job no it's about they are giving that being that it's about power at the and then do you want to say the power also likes it a bit wait I had sex with a gay Republican so you don't have to that's where you're wrong baby that's where you're wrong baby you're all Davey wavy raw that's where you're fucking wrong this guy say any did it for the movement dude look at that face off I love a freeze frame of that face to remember forever there's a picture Tony Hedgecliff in the corner next to it there's Tony down there just all together what a great composition the golden pony and this guy's face I had sex with gay Republican is there any other kind you ever meet a white Lindsey Graham that is the Lindsey Graham yeah sort of we quite a little new kinds but it's Lindsey Graham the original guy who got caught at the airport blowing like blowing a dude jacking off a guy oh we had a wide stance no he didn't blow anyone what he did was so he was cruising there's two shitters yeah two shitters together yeah it was like the governor too man this guy was not a nobody to be cruising at the airport well I think a lot of people do that wait you got a wide stance he said so he's taking his shit and he spread his legs so far out that it kicked the foot of the guy in the next oh it happened sometimes oh my bad oh you know I get my bad I'm sorry about that hey and then it kicked me back though oh I'm sorry man see how either way it works yeah I feel like they persecuted him there it is Larry Craig Larry Craig that's what it was right now remember I was just using a wide stance remember speaker of the house Dennis Hastert no he's big during the John Stewart daily show times and Dennis Hastert went from being a gym teacher or like a wrestling coach to the speaker of the house why well that has to do with the Franklin scandal he was a petter-assed he was some petto so when they did mk monark that's the one people say ultra all the time but they don't say monarch for some reason that's monarch you know that right I thought no I thought honestly I thought there were two separate things no or like monarchy ultra encompasses all the things monarch is part of it so Gore Vidal if you watch I only know ultra yeah right bill more Like oh, I don't know. It's the thing when they gave people acid. I guess the great Bill Maher. What a fucking genius What are not a piece of shit fucking retard, huh dude? What an honor. That was his summation of MK Ultra. Oh, if only Chelsea lately was a man. Oh, he is this name's Bill Maher. He's got some people I look a fucking like Hormongering nothing with tiny fucking hands By the way, Trump's hands aren't that small. He's that true. That's true. Bill Maher's hands are quite small That's why it won't mean Kyle will make fun of him. He would always have doll hands where he goes Why don't you pray if we have little doll hands? I hated it Look at it. Yeah, you see how the projection This is him at the editor, but because he's such a Zion bitch Of course, he's gonna go along with Trump when Netanyahu tells him Let my nose take a bow He only does it after a joke is This no way for applause after those things. Oh, there's a Chink wigger the name you're not supposed to say Chink Chink Chink to dickball and goes you mean the name or not even allowed to say chink wigger. That's his fucking name. Are you? C-E-N-K-Chink, that's that's how you say the name C-E-N-K-Chink Wait, please I'm not saying the floor. It's as crazy. How do you say that? Chink wigger type that in his name is chink wigger. I'm not being Jank jank girl Jank jank jank jank jink wigger. No type. I'm sorry that the English language doesn't conform to your fucking liberal bullshit Through Nick Muggles. Oh, the guy who's name we're not supposed to say wait. Wait. Let's ask chat GPT That's what I mean ask okay hang on the It's like saying Robert Reich is Robert Reich Shut the fuck up Robert Reich you fucking yeah hip-displasia midget My phone's out of juice. It's really funny to put chat GPT in the situation because it can't say that yeah But if that is the pronunciation, you'll make it freak out. I went to high school with a guy that he used to say his last name was pronounced P-Zoo But it was bigger. We all know Wait, it does it not show you the pronunciation? There's a some some of these sites. I'll say it to you. You'll say it. Yeah Okay, but what oh, yeah St. Weaver It won't do it Jen Wait, play play it It's not gonna do it Play what the fuck was that we didn't want to get canceled Yo October 7th is the end of woke. No, it was getting canceled. Thank you. Tell that to Google. It's saying sink Go ahead. St. Weaver It wasn't up Play it again. It's not sank Well, we know it's wicker wicker for sure. Hey, remember the Chinese Wiggers the Wiggers Remember that remember how China oppresses Wiggers. How they still at the summer camps. Vivek was Tommy Vivek But Tommy came on Jimmy Doorshow. It's all about how brutal it is Has to be a petal. Yeah, and I go what about Gaza? How many people is it? It's like not anything close to that But nobody brings him up anymore because now it's time to hate Muslims again They'll tell you who you're supposed to hate is that true. It's Muslim. We're supposed to eat Muslims now Yeah, I didn't get that. I've been trying my best to hate them, but here's the thing Remember you couldn't draw their guy and that was like really babyish of them. Remember that he's yeah God he is the most sassy gay god. He's like, no, I don't care. I love that. Okay, so I used to make fun of them for that, but then So I really enjoyed looking down on these dirty fucking musis for that honestly if I'm being really honest But then here in America the advanced west that there could never be a part of because of their religion We didn't know if women had cocks or not for 12 years So you see now I can't really look down on musis anymore Because we don't know we haven't had disclosure if women have fucking concert talks We look the musis know it's the one with the burqa is the woman Oh, does she have a pussy? I don't know I'm not her husband. You're literally dressed like that drawing Well, yeah, I have a little bit of poop. I do too. I mean tinkle, but no, I'll go poop. All right. I Got a poop - these white claws really made me drop some deuces All right, let's do it song about genitals. We often feel embarrassed or even feel some shame But when speaking of our private parts, here's what to proclaim Dick away. That's she me that penis is what boys have down in front Is the word though it seems this is why we moved out LA man. This is every playground in LA would not allow this Bill night be puking right now 90s Freeze That's Joe to roses real dad. No, no, no way play it again Joe don't know his parents you understand he was adopted. I didn't know that Yeah, well Dude Sometimes you fall into a mystery and solve it. I don't know what to say. This is hardcore. Like this is yeah, look Okay, so first we have I think that's Gilligan or somebody saying the original Gilligan But what happened to go back go back you don't have to look at the original Gilligan. We got a good. Oh shit. Oh Look at the rose uh holy shit now. Let's go back to the roses father Are you kidding? Did I solve a mystery? I just like in real time this just happens because once you're on the on the tree of life Once you're in that wow, you're naturally going to fall into solving mysteries Can we can we find out who that guy is see if he has a if he has a faster we turn to our junior mystery I don't know what's less than boy. Let's play this. Let's play. I want to hear he has to say in your mystery girl Mr. you give him a mystery girl That's what the oral Torah did Let's let's play on this real quick. See what Mr. Gerrosa said the China and some children the junior mystery boys have to be castrated What the fuck that was like a guy. Oh, do you see Tim Hidekers in for worst takeover? I want to look at that This guy looks also like the other guy from Ferris Bueller now. What is one thing wrong with a guy in Ashkosh, but gosh for fucken fly Oh grown man in ash god only sing to your kids about dix and busses What's the issue? Fucked up. Wait, are you talking? I have a couple songs about your dick that I want to sing to your son Listen, I bring my kids to drag when he's reading them. Why would I not bring them relief in time of? Do you think he's ever had a Christian bail blowout on the group in the outfit? You're not bloody God Like a lighting's wrong on his penis song Yeah, and the guy damn it. What the fuck was that man? Joe de Rosa's dad for some reason was involved in this educational Can we just see Joe the mystery look we all know what our penis is we're adults here, but But that I've Tanner got something out of it. I'm glad, but I'm talking about Joe de Rosa's father But this is breaking in for comic relief like start to go back. I have not told Joe de Rosa that I found his dad yet Well, you should probably should have done that first Is everybody getting that this mystery is fucking solved? I mean We don't have the guy's name, but if anybody out there So the guy's name's Henry Winkler hosted by Henry strong kids safe kids hosted by Henry Winkler Was that okay? Look up Henry Winkler? Strong kid or just look at the other guy look up cast strong kids That's not the fun Let's find Joe de Rosa's dad right now. No, but that's not it's got to be a different Winkler. Yeah, no this guy was guest starring. He wasn't I Don't know where that guy came from. It's like I just got done dropping my my baby boy off the strangers, and now I want to teach kids about their penis I don't know how to break it to Joe that I found his dad, and this is what he does Sir teach the children to do it on the podcast is the best way D'Rosa look Was it host by Henry Winkler? Yeah, yeah, but that's he these are just segments right he probably he introduced them We need is a list of credits of everybody in that film. He was just showing it IMDB Yeah, go in the IM IMDB Okay, here we go. Oh hey, it was the fonts. Yeah, John Ritter Wait, who's the then who was Joe de Rosa's dad? We will have to look you have to zoom in so we could see the picture Yeah, who's the well who should say guitar beside him now saw Gordon Google an image of the saw Gordon. You think that's who could be He didn't put his ID and IMDB image up, which means this might have been a one-off for him Never to be never to be seen again. It was him Yeah, is that it that's Joe DeRose's pop right there at saw Gordon. That's a young Joe DeRose's yeah, there he is That's Joe is dead soul Gordon. We did it. We did it mystery soft Well Joe has never looked for his Joe Gordon Wow, your real name's Gordon He plunked some Egyptian broad throughout his tenure Dr. Gordon's out of very popular undergraduate course human sexuality In which up to 400 students. So he's a sex educator, and then he just did one guest spot on the teaching about Dick show Yeah, that's the world. That was like a big cameo for them. You they've been asking him for years Wow Joe DeRose is you heard it on the mystery boys. No one that I know of has bothered to look Well Joe's used to have a joke about they go you ever look up here try find your real parents No, I took the hint when like they abandoned me But so he might not be for this, but I've always been curious yourself that is you're a solving mysteries that people don't want solved Most mysteries and questions people don't want asked and we're solving mysteries people don't want to solve such as who's Joe DeRose is real dad And I think we found him his aim is saw Gordon That's a guy's Dude, you know, I don't know how this is That's amazing good job man. I know I can't believe I found a lot of people they watch his show They don't think they were actually solving mysteries, but that I believe Joey has a podcast at your mom's horse here Yes, do you think that's the reason? That he came into the studio's life at the exact same time did you start it solving mysteries maybe like it's so larger and help him find his dad We who can know the mind divine so Who can know who among us can know is he talking about child sex there you think yeah, it looks like it Penis that's the dad of Joe you know That's why oh, man Why the fuck look at the way the pictures? The son that he might maybe that Egyptian bitch just didn't tell him she was pregnant But I bet he was married was like listen. I'm saw Gordon your Egyptian You guys great time at the pyramids, but this shit can't happen Yeah, people know that I'm outside of marriage I'm gonna lose my cushy gig teaching kids about dicks. What if you heard about this new thing? What was it when oh there's a new way fair? Have you heard about this what about it's another way fair thing? Can you you guys what is way fair where the kids in the furniture kids in the furnace? There's a new way so wave it by the way the regional way fair Nobody thought the kids were stored in the furniture that was a thing the media said to discredit a very real thing Which is nobody sells cabinets with sight. Yeah, look up new there's like a new way fair thing No weeners laptop. By the way the guy homo Abidiri weeners laptop. No He lived across the street from me. I'd see him all the time Okay, do you want to hear a creepy? Tell me if I'm being too kibal about this what so the cops that got his laptop. This is a fact This is the part. It's not speculation It's like nine cops saw it and they all commit suicide And the way it's exactly yeah the way it's kind of crazy thing to be true Isn't it it sounds But but look how many weeners laptop twelve nine people. That's how big his cock is That's what it was well then I'll just well then I guess I'll just kill myself Believe it. Yeah, it wasn't frazzled rip it was frazzled dot rip by the way Anthony Weiner just got in some new trouble But you know what they said they go the police was going the police are going through a department wide mental health issue You know because people say as a coincidence that department was having trouble other than that It's like the missing scientist I don't fucking know because it could easily be you killed yourself Because you saw the worst thing you've ever seen in your life could be or someone killed you somebody killed you How come in January six because we talk about that deadly day So one civilian was killed by a cop and then three cops killed the other people that died were like old men on Adderall overdoses heart attacks and then three cops took their own lives No cops were like beat up or beaten a death's all nonsense Which people still tell you that to this day that that happened Yeah, I know the cops take their own lives after you know Why would a cop take their life after January 6th of all think they don't take their life after shooting some black kid that didn't have a gun Why would they take their I'm so ashamed that people took a guided tour of the White House I have to that not in my hand. Yeah, why would they have taken their own lives? That doesn't make any sense I do know the one bitch got promoted in tenancy Pelosi's She got much closer to your job after and then that January 6th bomber that autistic black kid they stitched up That was a woman from the FBI who was putting those bombs and she got promoted to the CIA I forget a dumb name, but Somebody at the blaze they did that that walking so you know facial recognition is bad the thing with your gate is actually like really good But it got swept under the rug. Nobody give a shit They got some you never hear like a BLM person which still exists somehow They never bring up that there's some innocent black kid that they said was the January 6th bomber This I mean everybody's moves on you got a trauma Forget trauma. So I liken it to 9/11. What was before 11? Why 2k? So if you know a jump scare movie, why 2k? Oh, yeah, everyone's freaky. Oh, I got you a water for what? Yeah, oh, I feel like an idiot nothing happened 9/11 Like they wrote it like a fucking movie Fucking works. Can you guys pull up Anthony Wiener getting you out there? Trans people do you see that? What yeah? Anthony Wiener. I think he passed a lot of like laws. No, no It was you're talking about recently. Yeah, it's a different guy It's a name Wiener. No. I think it's Scott Wiener. Oh, Oh, it's like it's pronounced Wiener. What the fuck? No, it's pronounced Wiener How many oh, Scott Wiener? So he's the one. No, I Is a political family? 56 by the way this guy. Oh, I didn't know. I thought I was this is the guy that decriminalized knowingly giving someone eats yeah, and they kind of an odd Cup of an odd cause and when it is you were the guy when there were anyone else have any more laws He goes I mean while we're talking about it. I was thinking happy It's got Wiener after protesters loudly criticized him at the trans march in the city on Friday You do not want he's been great on decriminalizing knowingly giving aids. No, that's the thing He passed a lot of like nothing's good enough for these people I made it so you can knowingly kill someone with your fucking blood disease. I know what we're gonna yell at me about Gaza Yeah, I just said you could genocide people with your cock and you didn't yell at me about a genocide in Gaza Yeah, now I hate to say but I'm on Scott Wiener. I have a little patience. The guy was going along Wow, and he was you know, he's going to the park to show up for them. Okay, the trans march was not over Gaza He was harassed over Gaza out of transport. That's right because that's a weird trans march I would say maybe stay out of this one. I don't know how you're helping Come on man That's that's a that's Tanner's friend Buster What's he been eating? Yeah, it doesn't really make sense because he comes back from a bathroom trip to take a poop with us And he had lipsticks me, but he wasn't wearing lipsticks Yeah, really are worried about things making sense on this fucking show asshole Yeah, Buster's got a real mouth on you know, these zoomers are like They're all queer, first of all Do you have this one Tanner's friend from school? Yeah Buster's been some time in the mystery box. You know what he looks like your son as the FLDS leader It looks like one of your Mormon sons. Yeah, great. We found Joe DeRose's dad. I mean what other mysteries Ryan, we'd like to try to why the shit off my mouth We'd like to try to pick up a Buster shows a little of mystery action Look who just made friends Yeah, I'd like to put some mascara on and then make him cry We die. We die spring. What do you want to make me cry? Wow, why is everyone so cruel to me here and why the mystery boys? Well, I just want to know that you've been punished and I'd like the people to know that Well if people know Then you won't do it again. I'll tell you one thing people know. This is a CIA fucking front Buster, where'd you learn that word? Buster, do you want to be president or not? You know where the money's coming from. Do you want any president? Or do you want to go in the box? I want to be president. Oh, all right. We'll stop talking crazy president. I'll take the house. You talking crazy Whatever you want whatever you want. I'll touch the wall against the wall. I want to be president Now that's what a winner says I'm a winner. I'm a winner. That's right. What are you gonna do when you see that wall? I'm gonna kiss it. I went to have a touch it - Everything, everything in the wall, what are you doing? - You're building the third temple. - I'm going to be back in the box. Please don't put me back in the box. - All right, go in the box and take a look. - No, no, please, please, please, I'm going to be back in the box. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - All right, buster, into the box. - Please, no. - It's okay, it's okay. - 'Cause that was so sucked. - Just cool off. - I listened to the whole thing and fucking sucked. - Okay, all right, buddy. - Get the fucking there. - Get this fucking ass in that fucking box. - Fuck you, fuck you. Oh my God. - Cut the cameras. - He said shit. - Cut that part out. Cut that out. - All right, well, what a great. We found Joe D'Rosa's dad. I mean, I don't, I feel like what? - What else do you want? - What else do you fucking want? - Sorry about the mystery, mishap with the outfit. - No, man, it's fine, dude. It's all a mystery. - No, some shows they go, please don't contact these people. I say contact them. - Yeah. - For sure. - Do you know your son Joe D'Rosa is a sandwich, Kingpin? - Make the connection happen, guys. - You know Joey Roses is your son? He might be eating a sandwich at a Joey Roses location right now. - He doesn't even know he's a fan. - He doesn't even know his own boy made the sandwich. This is all part of the plan in Kabbalah. - What do you mean? - Wait, what do you mean you can't say that at the end of the day? - You have to be 40, I can't tell you about it. 'Til you have a family. - I have a family, I'm on a 40. - Fuck it, tell me. - Over 40. - I'm on a 40. - Oh, oh, that's right. Oh, yeah, we plan the whole thing, it's fine. Don't worry about it. - Well, thanks for your name. - The new Atlantis. - Thanks for being on the show, man. - Thanks for joining us. - Thank you for having me, mystery boys. - Yeah. Oh, look at that. My donut, no, that's a real piece of Kabbalah work right there. - Beautiful lady. - Oh my God, now that the shot settle down in her face, gorgeous. - I know somebody who smelt her hands. - I do. - Do you mind if I smell their hands? - Oh my God. - They smelt her hands, what they smell like. - It says they smell horrible. - They smell like A-Rod's dick. - They smell like a rapper. - No, it's what's his name from Greece? What's that dude? What's the Greece cast? Not, it was the bad guy in Greece. I'll tell you this is another mystery boys. The time I wrote it was like that guy recruited me and some other people wrote this script. This guy, that guy. What's his name, God bless this soul. - Wait, this dude recruited you to write a script? - It's a different episode. I'll tell the whole story. - Nicky recruited you. - Yeah, to write a script. Yeah, but he said, I just remember, like, like I'm a brand new comic. I'm not even a comic, I'm in LA. You know, you get pulled into these strange situations. And yeah, I remember just, he sort of often, he mentioned like, yeah, I meant Madonna Smelt her hands. They smell like shit. - They smell like shit. - Hey, said Madonna's hands smell bad. - How do you get to smelling them? How do you get in that position? - You know, he's like, you're in a blur, you're a Kinniki's fucking mansion. He's talking about Madonna's hand. You were just in North Carolina. - You probably had a classical, a bit of Kabbalah smell my hands party. That's why you wear the gloves to save up the smell. - Oh, that's what the gloves are. Like socks, like the socks I order on Etsy. - That's exactly what it is. And that ties into witchcraft mystery from earlier so, see, we did it. - It wasn't a waste of time. - Everything was connected. Everything is joined. What was halved has been made a whole, right? - It was a real tycoon. - Spend months breaking into Madonna's house only to get that one whiff that wasn't up to your standards. - Stinky hands, guys. - All right, are we done? - Yeah, what's happening? (laughing) - We're done. (upbeat music) ♪ Mystery boys are so key to us for you ♪ ♪ Betty Kuroki, the green gloomy catch ♪ ♪ Spooky ghost, mommy, sex fighter ♪ ♪ Ooh, frankard and style an attack on you, baby ♪