Mystery Boys Vs. Marquis Of Hell Apologist #FreeAndrewTate | FILE_14 | Mystery Boys

[Music] Here we are again. The mystery boys. No longer in Austin, Texas. We are now filming from an undisclosed location where we eat as legal. You know, most of the civilized world, even though I mainly smoke legal tobacco products wherever I go. Same here, baby. Anyway, not doing drugs, kids. I'm Kim Gray-Palis, as you know, with Bees my partner. I'm Raditasker, Rimmeron of the Veil. What's the Veil? What, it's. you never go skiing? Oh, from Veil? Yeah, I love going Veil. But we say of the Veil. You don't say from Veil. You sound like a dick. Oh, Rimmer Raditasker. Yeah. Rimmer, we all do. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm wearing sunglasses. No more king of Veil, baby. Yeah, this fucking guy is crazy. If you ever, you guys, I don't upload the videos because I don't want to be known for that. But I'm probably one of the top three snowboarders in the United States. Oh, yeah. I would say top two. Thank you. I'll put you up there with, you know what I mean? What's his name? Tomato pants or something? Tomato pants died. Oh, shit. But yeah, he was an incredible dear friend of mine, man. But he's fucking down. He fell, he did one of those things where he fell forward into a whole biotry and just went down. No fucking way. Yep. It's some kind of lava tube or something. What about, um, what's that guy's name? Loki Graveltitz? Loki Graveltitz is still around. Unfortunately, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, that's why he has no respect for the vows of marriage. And he. That's what I've been told. He is a home record. And go ahead and take me to court over that, you know. Now who's this a picture of? A Swiss family sabbatical in search of the abominable snowman? Why is he abominable? Because he's scary as fuck. Look at those eyes. They be fucks you up. Yeah. Tracks you into the snow, rolls you up. You know the way spiders put you in a cocoon. He rolls you up into balls of snow and secrets you away and caves. Terrible. Oh. Look at that. She should be running, not interviewing that motherfucker. Yeah, that's how you, I mean. That sums up. Look, I'm not trying to victim blame, but if that thing does something to her. I mean, I think we know what he's gonna do. That's her fault. You know what he's gonna do. If she is a victim of that thing, then it is her fault, not that I want to. What are you gonna interview the hate out of that thing? Yeah. Why do you look like you're about to put your hands in my ass? Yeah, I bet you're like, "Oh, don't worry, I blame white men for this." Yeah. Even though he's white, clearly. He's white, too. You're the one who's racist for thinking he's not white. He's like, "God damn the bomb will be snowman." No, I didn't say he wasn't white. I was calling that growing up, the bomb will snowman. That's a fucked up thing, man. Me, Kim Gray Pals of all people. Well, God, no. Dude, you dropped your thing with your thought and your thing. No, fucked up part because I want to be a museum attendant. God, I have really bad COVID. Can we pull up? Can we pull up the anti-gravity thing? Is that that's a good way to kick it off, right, man? What's supposed to happen to that? You know, it's funny. Janet told me not to drink our aquarium before he came here. And that's a good thing I did. You, dude. If you. You look a bit of a aquarium. COVID, what kind of like. I don't know how high the ceilings are here. I just noticed that. NASA has thoroughly debunked viral social media rumors, claiming the Earth's gravity will temporarily switch off. The agency emphasizes that gravitational force is strictly determined by a planet's mass. And it can't be randomly turned off. Well, when someone's random, who controls that switch? That's the question. Yeah. Who do you say? You think it's. Now, I have some ideas, but you're not supposed to say who they are. There's just like a wall switch that has gravity written on it. Somebody just bumped the gravity off. What's up with that? Are you guys showing that? Why are you showing me the store of rims and. Why do you put up the star of rimmer on? Are you talking to his heritage as a. Why are you guys putting that up? It has nothing to do with what we're talking about. A switch that controls gravity. Whoever could control that switch would be powerful. Okay. I like how this is NASA's thoroughly debunked. Like, why is the AI giving me. Like, oh, first of all, don't act like NASA did a great job here of debunking that someone might flip off the grid. I'm even more freaked out now that they have debunked it. It seems like you shouldn't have to debunk that. Like, obviously, we're not going to fucking lose gravity. Yeah, it seems like NASA put those out there themselves so they can debunk them. It's how I work at it. Right. So, much like this other impoverty law center. I mean, Charlottesville happened and we're sponsoring all those way and way on Nazis that turn out to be gay, guys. And they make gay porn. I mean, that's how gay those Nazis live. So, just like the Nazis. Pretty cool, actually. The horns are like they really tap into a zeitgeist. Gravity is the weakest of the four fundamental forces in nature. The most liberal of the forces. Horniness. Love. It's like a far left force. And laughter. Yeah. It's 10 times weaker than the strong nuclear force and vastly weaker than electromagnetism. Wow. Yeah, nuclear force is the alpha force I call it. The alpha nuclear force because it's a strong shit. The Android tape force. By the way, 300 tape. Please say that yet. Get him out. If we started the kickstarter yet, get him out. Android tape. If you're hearing this, we are on the way. Help is coming. We will get you out of there. Somebody get word to Tristan. Now. Any help we have any. Get Tristan on the phone now. Can we call Tristan? You tell him that Kip Gray Pals wants to talk to him and tell him he fully supports you. And so it is a Ricky Tiki snowboardy. Man, I just want to do. Will you do a prayer for Android tape? Um, yeah. Even the form of a really good rap song, you know it well. Let's do it. [Music] My bitch just said the tape. Brothers got what they deserve smiling in my face. Like she wouldn't get served. That's nothing. Grab the shoulders. Shoot the hardest hell. And I start screaming at the top of my ill. Pray for tape bitch. I'll get the fuck out the way. Talk to you still standing. Wow, the matrix decays. Tristan in the cut. And we don't play. Bitch, you pray for tape. Or catch a fade today. Um, yeah. Did you hear what I said? You better pray for Andrew Taylor. She could even harder with the force of my hate. And don't forget. Tristan bitch say his name. She was screaming. I kept shaking till I was sure she felt the same. Pray for tape bitch. Tristan in the cut. And we don't play. It's you pray for tape. Pointed at the wall and I yelled in a face. I'm a certified G real world. Pay my place. Hustles university. Is it seen all the money? Why don't you educate yourself instead of being a cop? Top G. Energy. Warroom next if I flex. Pay the cost to be the boss. She better show some respect. Look at me bitch. I put the money where it counts. Keep punching lessons so you best watch your mouth out. Pray for tape bitch. Tristan in the cut. And we don't play. It's you better pray for tape. I was fucking beautiful. Yeah, you know. And look, Dr. Cosby was released. So I know prayer works. You know. Worked one time. Work again. It'll work again. It's got. It's not the men going down. It's got to work. It will work. We'll get about it. I know. I know. Tanner, who do you look up to the most now that Andrew Tates going? Probably like clav or something. It better not be clav. Okay. You look up the clav the most. All I know is my T drop by 15 points ever since they put that sweet man and jail. All of our, that's why the tanks are getting smaller on these zoomer kids. Tains are shrinking. Right. You guys got borderless assholes and balls and generals and shit. Yeah, I need to go. Is that true? Microplastics in there. Serial. Their taints are shrinking. It's gone. It's not the ice caps. Wait. What do you mean it's gone? I like. No. Your Tain is gone. Significant dude anything crosses that board. I showed Kurt. He was like what the fuck but the tank actually smuggled drugs through it Yeah, the Tain is a great wall of China for your asshole like this is on us. We're old school long taints I know you know, we got old school. That is so disturbing. We googled tank shrinkage epidemic You wait you didn't you just now heard of this just heard of this The claim that taints are shrinking refers to scientific research about a no-genital distant Hold on hold on and the medical term for the area between the genitals and the anus Thalates those are microplastics thalates. So, you know, everybody's got plastic in their balls now because of you The you know because we have great people work out there looking out for us. You know, that is so sad shorter H.E.D. and smaller penis size penile size um If you go you know, can you pull up the tape pick? Um, what not that one. No, not that one. The more I want the medical diagram Wait, wait, wait, wait. What does that stature the size of this taint? Look at that. What is that? That says What do you mean? That's That's called a great Joe Rogan. What is that? Is this a prophecy? Oh my god, look at that guy. Can we okay? We need to and let's get a quick hands. Can we can we eyeball that taint and get a measurement real quick Because this is a great way to compare like okay, where is that from? There's can we zoom in on the taint, please? So yeah, that's a massive I mean is His cock looks like it's in his belly button. Yeah So that's a huge taint. That's a mini. I mean, he's not even trying to reach his mouth down at all He's just laying back like it'll come to him The assumption is a lot of wisdom there in the ancient times. What does that have? So that's what that's how big a taint used to be in the age of castles We interrupt this broadcast to bring the following message August 20th through the 22nd Curp will be in Gainesville, St. Augustine and Sanford Orlando area go to punch up live to buy tickets right now By now you probably know I've got four kids running around But did you know I used to have eight kids or nuts? They don't understand what a gun is And I learned that the hard way You don't have to I lost half my children Just from leaving a loaded gun laying around. They're like idiots Why would you do that the stock box pro is what you need to keep things secure and safe With the stock box pro There's no keys or batteries to worry about. 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No, ask you where you heard about him Please support our show and tell them the mystery boys sent you keep your family safe You dumb old piece of shit and now let's look at a typical taint like side by side the ceilings of the All Saints church We can look at a millennial. Oh, man. I don't know what the quality is for sainthood or but I think I'm looking out of that's how you know you have to perform at least one miracle. You shouldn't be afraid To become a saint carpenter Christ was a carpenter Tanner I know Uh He it's saying he hid the really hard way to subscribe. Oh typical is this a only fan? Can we scroll back to that real quick because it's saying he hit that church ceiling how well hidden could I mean how long did it take you to carve it or did he come and glue it up there? It's not like was he Banksy this guy you know it's not the Banksy of fucking hot Wood sculptures. That's sexy. So game of thrones it is believes that means they just have no idea No, that wasn't an accident He didn't troll Covered rolling. I bet we're what churches this all Saints church and here for England. What church it? What kind of church is that? It's the church of Latter-day Taints Is it It's an 800 year features a slender twisted spy our yeah does Oh, yeah, I love that twisted spy Look at that. That's the church. Yeah beautiful church. I mean yeah with that. I wonder if they took that. What's that on the outside of it? Look at that one. Is this really that hidden? Look at this one crazy fucking church is this pull up that oh That's disgusting Um, oh how did they hide it? It's giant look at how big that thing what the fucks out and go scroll down to the mouth thing What's wrong with this? This is why you need to pay your carpenters in medieval times like um Like sneaker or something all right wait Wait, I'm sorry pull out. No, it's I can't You know, I'm at the face. No He is about to suck his stuff. So I mean what are they talking about? It's hidden. Is this from the same church? Not hidden I think so. Yeah, was this a gay club and not a church? No, this was this was a church. Okay. I don't want to There's not a real mystery on her hands. I didn't expect They're there anymore of these So all say look there's a I think that's probably the back of the So that was that hidden How naughty was the past Well, they had a goatee uh emblem. Mm-hmm. That's I mean he's gaped So they had they had that's goatee. Nobody hid this the church wanted this they didn't Hidden depths hidden messages in tongue and cheek. Can you find the deeper meaning of a guy with a gaped asshole? I'll try Yeah, it's Monkey and around monkey and around in the north What in the north something aisle of York men's does famous pilgrimage window the window is named after the depiction of the crucifixion Structured much like the Illuminae manuscript page the most since Triggin element of the windows composition is the amusing animal in imagery of a baboon fingering his own butt. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait "We'll go back, we'll stop right there, what would it just fucking say? Structured much like an illuminated manuscript page, okay, in the lower margin among these scenes is a funeral possession of monkeys with a bell ring or cross bearer, four-ball bearers carrying a beer to which another monkey clings in a monkey doctor, examines his sick eight patient while along the vertical borders are further squirrels and monkeys, some investigating urine flasks. What is a urine flasks?" "How do they know it's a urine flask in the carving?" "The moaning man, what is that?" "Okay, this is another of these." "You've been in pass with the explanation." "You're trying to get to the good parts of that?" "That's not the moaning man, I think this is the moaning." "Oh, it is the moaning man, that's awesome." "No, no, okay. It's a pro-local legend that it's a protest of not being paid, so this is like the little mermaid with the dicks on the DVD cover." "That's what I'm saying man, they weren't paying them enough." "So they did these hideous atrocities that our children to this day look at." "Although it's not entirely clear with this bold artwork, first emergent appears of coincided with the emergence of the Gothic style, or more specifically the perpendicular era, with the majority deity, the Gothic style. Even back then, being goth is about "gaped asshole." "Oh, wait a minute, Jenna von Science might know. Is there a mic back there?" "Look at this, Jenna. Show her the picture or scroll down. Do you know about this all saints place? What do you know?" "I'm sorry, yes." "What is it?" "Are you talking about the cathedral that has the people shitting and blowing?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Yeah, that's the one." "Yeah, I'm gonna do a whole episode on this." "What is the artwork show?" "Yeah, this is a pretty famous one." "Is there a paywall for this too, goddamn?" "It's just a Gothic style, so the gargoyles and stuff like that." "They say Gothic, like in the Susie and the Banshee's." "Like the cure." "They always said they weren't Gothic, now I think I know what." "Yeah, but how do you get away with carving a guy taking a shit?" "Someone commissioned this." "That takes a long time." "Well, I mean, definitely, some of them are very high up, so you have to get up on a ladder to even be able to see it, so you wouldn't be able to see it from the street." "Really, I feel like I can see that one." from miles. Yeah. Do you guys have the other one? That looks like the eye of soar on a little stretching out across. That's a tan. It's the asshole. So symmetrical. Yeah. Well, it's useful to the water spews out of it off the roof. So it does. Yeah. So it is a bottle and selling that water. It is a gutter. Yeah. Tanner's got this. Moon water. Do you guys have the image of the other one where he's blowing himself? Okay, mystery boy's moon water. Here's the idea. It's such a so brilliant. This one. This one's St. Fuzzy. Oh god. Damn it. I don't like it. But look at the detail. It's incredible detail. Okay. That's what I'm saying. The detail means this is somebody unless it's ET lasers. How? Okay. I would say scientifically. You could only sneak in and make those sculptures that quickly with tools they couldn't possibly have had aliens. Imagine the time to hand carve stone. It's impossible on a church. You know, open Anthony couldn't even do a sex or sand contest by a St. Patrick's Theatre without. I think what you do is you do the gargoyle head. So they think you're doing something normal. Yeah. And then you you sneak in and do the bottom part. And you could probably like, you know, that probably started off as tonsils. And then you get in there and finish it up. Oh, like stone work. Yeah. Yeah. That's how that's what it is. How different is this really than the Disney animators putting Dixon, the little mermaid? We just brought that up. Oh, did you? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. It wasn't in here. But yeah, very similar ideas. Now, did you see that? Anybody in that booth? Did you see Cox in there before it was brought up to you? No. I was a child. No one saw the Cox. Yeah. Can we pull? Can we pull that up? What? Did you guys call it up? Oh, little mermaid penis, Disney Cox intrusion. Yeah. Do you think that there's going to just be that guy who's how she went to that was this from a to Disney Cox is going to be who's the guy you knew his his your friend knew his wife? There you go. From that Disney show. And they got your mom in. Oh, that. Look at that. All the women in the booth just went, Oh, none of you saw this before? Well, I don't want you to learn on the street. There you go. I don't want you to find that out on the streets about this. A classic subliminal cock. I mean, it's not subliminal at all. It looks like what Juan said to think about if you want to ask to project your dreams. That's what you do. I got to get out of here. There's a go. Huge cock in my I can't get out of my head. I got to get out of my body right now. Run for the spine, cock. Oh, my God. And then that's sad. Oh, there's cock. So I mean, I guess it's sad. It's sad you can't live. I think that's inconclusive. It's sad that that doesn't exist. You can't swim under the sea and find it land. No, I will say hold on the the main dorsal vein going down the middle there. Can we zoom in on that dorsal vein, please? Yeah. Right? It's like dolphin terms you use. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely a dorsal vein. Yeah. Another dorsal. Oh my God. Look at that dorsal vein on your cock. Oh, my God. That I'm just thinking of that prayer for Andrew Tate. So man, I'm wow. No, that is like a finger pointing out of its dick. Do you know, I forgot to bring what if I had to bring my fucking walrus bone penis? My walrus penis boat. My walrus baculum. Yeah, your vaculum. My bad. I forgot my vaculum. It's called a baculum. Mm hmm. I put that's in that that's what that's about in the prayer for Andrew Tate. So don't make me get my baculum. Hey, do you know, um, Metzger, if you heard about the current controversy raging about Donald Trump going into that catering truck. You know about that? Uh, no, what is it? So basically Trump secretly used, I'll read it. Trump secretly used an airport catering truck to switch planes in Turkey during a high stakes decoy operation to evade active missile threats. Who's mad about it? What? Are people mad at him? Well, here's why they're mad. He got off Air Force one, the one that the Qataris gave him. And which was apparently going to be hit by a missile. And he left all the reporters on the plane. And they were told to just shut the windows. And so the reporters bring me like October 7th, where they told them to have that rave outside the fucking kid. Exactly. Exactly. They tried October 7th reporters. So all the reporters are now like, what the fuck? You knew a missile? There was a credible threat enough that you evacuated the plane. And we know that does on there. Well, if the reporters left, they're going to see it could put the president. Exactly. But their reporters are all realizing they've been traveling around with us. Oh, are they going to quit the CIA now in protest? Yeah, the CIA. No, I would think their CIA handlers would tell them, wouldn't they? A lot of jobs. Oh, the fucking real reporters we have that are embedded. How many? Shut the fuck up reporters? 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You're all in on it. I don't need open my ore. God goes to tell me that. Can you pull up Trump talking to the reporter though? There's it's a specific clip where he basically says to them like, if I die, you die, you haven't thought of that yet? Like, I'm the most, you know, maybe we can find it. Um, he secretly, it sounds like he secretly slipped off a condom is the way they're worthy. Yeah, this is, I think this is a 27 seconds to all the people you do have in mind have been taken out. Well, most of the people we had in mind are dead. No, that's not it. That's that's when they're saying like they wanted to negotiate, but it keeps killing all the, okay, this could be it. Uh, perfect. This is wild. Who what? If I die, you all die. He sneak Trump sneaks into a container in Korean. I hope so. Ding, ding, ding, ding, why can't I hear it at all? No, if it's, if we could do in Korean, it doesn't matter because we just play that in my factory song behind it. It'll be fine. You know, it's a, I'll find it for you. It's probably going to be hard to find. Just play this with it in my factory. Just her sent you that. Did what I'm saying. So many. So many. Just play that underneath that. This guy. I love it. We just play this one song. ♪ If you need a man, you can tear out me ♪ - Okay, go to the mystery boy's sooner page because I would like to compare this to Buster, now who we fucking hate him, he's off the show. - When I thought Duncan was dead before, I was gonna burn him and, accordingly, your last wishes. - Absolutely, but I was gonna stay there to make sure the job was done. - Scattery's ashes in there. - Tanner filmed the whole thing and say it was a good thing. - Yeah, get rid of him. We should do that now. - Okay, wait, now, let's go to all of them because we need to go to what a terrible song this is. - Well, now, wait, I'm so sorry. I do have that explosive diarrhea thing and I do have to go use the bathroom. I'm so sorry, man. - Oh, okay. - I ate Taco Bell lettuce. - Wait, when did you do that? 'Cause I did that, too. - I did it like, I brought you. That's what I brought you for food. - You said, what? You said it was a canoe, you said it was a new kind of canola that's savory. - I'm so sorry. - A canola deluxe. - Oh, wet aspiness, what a bad song. Let's see, oh, you can get all the great mystery boys tracks. We keep moving up, or you know what I mean? Like, no, no, no, no, down, I met. Sorry, down. - Down, down, no, yeah, the other way. (laughing) Let's see what we got here. Oh, we got, don't fear the milkman or don't trust slash fear the milkman. Where's that one? Is it further down? Yeah, it's further down. Buster's Goon Toons. Yeah, let's see your don't trust your fear the milkman. (upbeat music) ♪ Will the milkman rose up every morning ♪ ♪ With that smiling glass bottle of white ♪ ♪ But something about him just ain't right ♪ ♪ He hangs out with Donnie Ross child late at night ♪ ♪ Just came back from New York City ♪ ♪ Sporting a fresh black guy ♪ ♪ Don't trust the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't trust the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't trust the milkman ♪ ♪ Something's going on ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ You don't need to be scared ♪ ♪ I just want to give you some milk ♪ ♪ What's the big deal? ♪ ♪ It's just milk ♪ ♪ It's me, the milkman ♪ ♪ Come on, baby ♪ ♪ Come on, baby ♪ ♪ Baby, take mine ♪ ♪ Baby, take my hand ♪ ♪ I'll leave it on the step ♪ ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪ ♪ I'm your man ♪ ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ It's all in there ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't fear the milkman ♪ ♪ Don't trust the milkman ♪ ♪ It's just a milkman ♪ (upbeat music) - Okay, now here we'll do hip hop against, you know. We put my valuable clip back on my phone. Put, now this is Buster's. As much as I hate Buster, I would say this is better than the thing all of them. - What is Venus? I haven't heard this one. - What an off-putting, I mean, have you ever heard such a fucking-- - It's foul, he's a disgusting-- - I'm just glad Ben Shapiro didn't hear that. And because I bet you didn't get a real daily wire, a two hour special about it if you did. - Well, let's hear it. - I mean, it kind of looks like Ben Shapiro, now that I'm looking at him. He has a certain Ben Shapiro nist about him, but all right, we'll compare this to Phoenix Funk Flex and whatever. (upbeat music) - Yo, it's low Buster. - Puppy in the cut, nope. - Chop, chop, chop. - They keep everywhere the way. - Bitches that's the Y-O-P is wet. - I say skip the D-C. - Chris, you wouldn't get it. - Fuck, he's so nice. - Yo, of course. - Slow-key for Ben Shapiro. - Why it different like that? - I said phantom tax from the back rooms. - For real. - It's not water, it's not sweat, it's lore. - Ancient puppet juice, I'm cooking. - I'm pure. - Guy at questions, but I stay mysterious. Sigma silence with a wet S-P in a scooch-coo. - I just shrugged and say oh, hi-oh. - What does that mean? - I'm low key to villain. - What the fuck does that mean? - They say Y-O-P is wet. - I say skip it B-C. - Chris, you. - It was always skipping shit. I hate it. - I hate it. - Yo, it's the Y-O-C. - Yo, key for Ben. - Another one asked is that normal though. ♪ I whisper came from the shadow realm ♪ ♪ Nope cat, it's the residue ♪ - Oh, he ain't fight ass. - He ain't fight ass. - We were just listening to wet ass penis. (cheering) Have you heard this? ♪ With this gimmin' and gimmin' ♪ - Wet ass penis. ♪ With this gimmin' and gimmin' ♪ ♪ With this gimmin' and gimmin' ♪ - Now you're gonna eat in a mic. (upbeat music) - And we're back. I'm Kim Gray-Bals, do it with, uh, what is it? - Raditasker Rimmeron. - And we've just been joined by, uh. - Aine. - How do you pronounce your name? - Aine. - He is Ian. - Ian. - Oh, that's pretty. What is the most? - Ian Fadans. - Fadans. - Thank you. - Thank you for having me. - And I was summoned here by the wet penis song. - Yeah, that's why whenever a song like that plays, you appear. What is that? - Yeah, I don't know. It's just kinda, I just get conjured. I don't question it, I guess, do it. - But where were you right before you were conjured? - Delaware. - Isn't it off-putting that. - Why were you in Delaware? - Yeah, it sucks. I was helping my mom out with dialysis. - Are you serious? - Yeah, I gotta go back. I hope you conjured me back to Delaware. But I'm happy to be here now. - Oh, we're in Delaware now. We had a legal dealt tonight. We had to believe and not do the podcast in Texas. - We had to relocate to Delaware. - It's a huge expense to your mom's house to have us go to Delaware. - But good on that. - I don't even know if we checked if it was legal in Delaware if I'm being quite honest, but we could cut this part out. - We should have checked to see if it's legal in Delaware. - Wait, you're smoking Delta 8 right now? - It's illegal. - Please tell me it's legal in Delaware. Dude, Delta 8 is horrific. - What? No, some are not. - No, no, get away from me. - Well, I'm not doing something illegal on camera. I'm only doing legal things. - Well, just because it's legal doesn't mean it's not crazy. - What? - It's legal to fuck animals in like seven states. - Which states? - Well, that's very small. - Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. - And Lucky for us, Delaware. - The Delaware I thought is like just credit card companies live there. - It's right for the Biden's and me. - Okay, are you from there? - Yeah. - Okay, you know Arden? - Yeah. - Candlelight Theater, baby, what's up? - What do you know about it? - Well, I know a lot. - Yeah. - I don't know anything. I don't know what you're talking about. - Okay, put in Arden, Delaware, PBS, this creepy ass thing. Now you understand I'm coming with knowledge and it's so fucked up already. - You? - Get out of here. - You should know. And then what's Rosemont, the one where the important people come from? - Ro, I don't know about Rosemont. - I think in California. - Roes something is where like the rich are positive. So if you go in that video, click up there in that video. - Yeah, it's like a creepy little village in Delaware. - Let's play it. - Yeah, press play, because everything we need in the beginning, so let's play because it's very strange to talk. - My friend, Sean Patrick Haslet, from Through a Glass Darkly Podcast, you talked to him. The guy that works with the government made coldly remote views. - This is creepy. - Yeah, he knows how creepy this fucking town is. It's an artist colony. - It doesn't help. - That's pure PBS. - Welcome to Movers and Makers. (laughing) - Listen, episode, we travel on the art. - Oh, they don't care. - You need to remember our colony located about 25 miles from downtown. - That's Suka, looks great. - Can we start it again? (laughing) No, she I think she was We play from the top. I just want it. It's really did she come why she shaking that flat ass Oh, there ain't nothing I like better than a Japanese chick with an Edgar haircut. Yeah Shaker them fucking Pancake ass shake it up Come on back from the beginning. I want to watch her appear. What did she cut? Did she come around a corner? Was she a snake initially? It's fine. She's shaped like I can't do that. She's appeared I'm your host and is she in this episode. We traveled to ardent a unique Delaware arts colony located about a Delaware arts college She does not represent the ardent community He's a guy with white hair and an eye pencil. Did you say the arting ardent? Oh ardent? You are welcome here. There okay So it's something of an eternal Renaissance fair in this joint. Yeah, we're trying go a little bit Click fast forward just a little like a little bit click it forward. And I'll tell you when to stop keep going I love that you know this video. I've sharned it to many people Okay, wait how many times if you watch the ardent If you find it, I was born in a little bit for that I know about this a little bit further forward Okay, wait wait you should know that So they're a georgist tax colony, which is fucking some nutty shit where you don't know in your home It's it's really warped. All right, so press play here. Somebody goes there. I'm a third-generation artist Which I'm that's not a thing It's craft Break that up and really let's pay attention to this one they destroyed your sex dog Genesis here Go back out go back out go back you just listen to him listen to him good before I tell you story. I want you to see this part Community it's perfect for me and my personality and I'm the incurable collector in the pink is Angie And then of course we have royally on the right-hand side is shy die Left-hand corner. Yeah, she's welcome the Delaware bitch. That's Alice Okay, so I would refer you to the okay, let's do it says it's an intention. Oh, what an intentional community What the fuck does that mean? It's not an accidental community. Yeah, they had intent building it Kurt I know why would you have to it's like you know there's a Kurt Mezger gay-friendly realtor and why would you have to specify? I thought you cuz he's being intentional Oh, okay fair point yep, mm-hmm. Okay, uh Okay, or is it internet intent it's an intentional community that that's it like so many red flags should Yeah, sprout up in your head when you breed some shit like that. Why well, it's like needless weasel language. So something's up Frank Stevens a sculptor will price an architect Mm-hmm to create a society based on Henry George's single tax economics and William Morris's arts and crafts philosophy Incorporated in 1967 the village can she be government tax and blah blah blah residential land is held in a trust leaseholders own their home so think of the 15-minute city. They're trying to instate the okay The tell me is reflecting during model of direct democracy put in buzzwear the guy buzzwear hold on hold on hold on Let's follow this line of thinking first. What's so bad about this? Well, maybe I should tell you the backstory. I know. Oh, you know what I should told you what I know first before that Cuz probably makes no fucking sense what I'm even on about not at all See you're right. It's not good. Yeah, that's why we had to leave Texas. Yeah, I'd sort of understand It's just like a creepy sign. You got some shamrock Asian lady hopping through the woods a dude who's got is it bad for a town to have a She looks like the drawing of when black people saw that leprechaun. It's what she looked like. It's just like but then could have been a leprechaun But something about the Georgian tax thing saying that you're rent. It's okay. If you uh, yeah, of course, okay So you guys, you know everything has to be this nefarious thing Delaware was the first state, okay? So they were figuring things out and Delaware found this little area where they decided, you know These are the laws are gonna have this small community. This is like a community that is a part of you know the city The the city of Wilmington and the county of Newcastle County But they have the ability to kind of exist on their own in a way that is out like this is the way I feel that we should be living in Small little enclaves of like community-based living where you have they it says right there that they have like Monthly meetings to actually make sure everything is okay. Can I stop you for one second? Yeah I Number one, we don't look for nefarious things number two. I am flabbergasted right now by two two things one You are intimately familiar with the art I should say this thing first with the ardent tourism video and Two somehow you have been offended by his interpretation of the ardent tourism video and now you guys are arguing from Delaware I lived I was born and raised in Delaware. I lived there for eight when from the time I was born until I left In real quick, are you did and I dude seriously You feel because of what he said about this the need to defend Delaware. Yeah, I've even said the part yet You have to stick up for Delaware. I'm a Delaware, doozy, and I'm a defender of Delaware You're doing a good job. Thank you. I appreciate why why are you saying shit about Delaware? This is a Delaware, doozy. Yeah Respect these people these people in inject arts and crafts into the community and then they go back to their little area And they put on shows for the town. This is like an old school like Villager village in like the 1800s and it's still exist today Bully, yeah, you're a photographer. I didn't know who used to make his own trail mix and go to the A.A. I didn't know my spots are permitted. I thought if I knew you were a doozy I was talking to a real Delaware doozy. It feels like you did this on purpose It's just when I find out because well, so if fans of the dirt with dirt by guys It's like an awkward in here now. I didn't do that. This should make this is like one of the monthly meetings in Arden You air your grievances and that you hey, they made that guy's using my image to do his gay friendly realty. That's that's I expect one of these lawyers goes right there. Oh That's not dude. That's fake. I could prove it, dude. That's an AI Small time real different digital. This is this is the guy that gets you a home in Arden And who the his his last name is method? No wonder you are upset. This guy is stealing your lightness to sell homes in Okay, I think I could clean this up right now without any awkwardness I know it's silly. Let me just make it please please the floor is yours Yeah Yeah, let me just let's a mayor out of this Lindsey Graham guest tankers. I could So what I know about is a guy named Jay Parker who I had on my show the dirt with curb recently But I first learned of him from my friend Mark Pazio who shouts Mark Pazio So Jay Parker's from Martin, Delaware's mom's a school teacher and his dad was a I think they're both school teachers and Anyway, I don't know what the church is they have there would it be like Episcopal you know some shit probably well the real church that he went to and most of the town was in was called the church of the marquee of hell And they had it right under their church. You ever see the day and I was so they had freedom of religion Hold on. They had even more than that. Yeah freedom of pizza gates. We'll call it. No, they did not the church It's not oh, oh wait hold on Go back. This is what that just said. Oh, it's not a recognized mainstream religion. Okay, thanks good work, Tanner Good work I was gonna say get it get on the horn to them Okay, so here's why bring up the marquee of hell why well it's one of them Goetic demons from that book, you know the go eight. What is it? Go asia Go asia sounds like chimpin out go asia That's where that Asia woman is from Okay, so Dude, yeah, I used to go to the ardent fair as a child got any memories You don't remember me blacked out for a couple of years wait It was a good time when I was there this is a church in ardent the church of the marquee of hell No, that's not the one that they can I be honest. There were always rumors about this stuff And they were always rumors about there was rumors about a midget town that we would like go to and there was a thing called Cosario, which was Satan's road that we would go to and yeah, so there are all these like little rumors I'm telling you this is like a wives tale about a small town. You know what else? Was a rumor? You know what else was a rumor when I went to the same high school as the Biden's when I came in as a freshman. Yeah. Joe Biden's daughter had graduated the year before and the rumor was. She left her daughter and her boyfriend had anal sex on their couch and the guy the parents came home. He pulled out. She shut on the couch. They blamed on the dog and the Biden's put the dog to sleep. Okay. Did that happen? No. These are all little Delaware rumors. There was a Satanic sacrifice. These are all they sacrifice that dog. That's how you worship bail of pure bill of pure the master of holes. I've been to the candlelight theater. I've seen I've been in the underground tunnels. There was none of this. I've been to their meetings. I think it's coincidental that you look like a literally like a 70s pervert. Come on. Wait. You can't just skip over that story. Yeah. And you're like a no one's coming with a church of Satan. So what are we talking about? Show me. Walk me through this story. Yes. Yeah. So wait. Who is having anal sex? No. You know those. You know those rumors. Those high speeder diaries are online. Did you hear the girl that just graduated? She got a hot dog frozen in her pussy now to go to the hospital. That happened at my school. Yeah. At my school too. And now that woman happens to be my wife and piece of shit. These are all little small town rumors that people would share tall tales before the internet existed. Well, no. We all have the hot dog one. We don't we don't all have the truth. There was never a real hot dog. Did you ever? That was just like the rumor about Marilyn Manson getting his ribs removed so we could suck his cock. No. He got a rib added so we could do a human centipede. No. He gave a rib away because woman was made from Marilyn Manson. He was the original Adam. Jesus Christ. You're the debunker. You got the debunker. I'm the debunker. The debunker. The debunker. He's a doozy. What else is he? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is our Flint Dibble. Do you understand that? What? Who's Flint Dibble? Where is he from? He's a little doozy. You're Dibbling out. You're a devil. Dibble by the doozy. Yeah. I'm here to dibble. Okay. So I know Jay Parker. Okay. Hold on. One second. Every bit of information is coming directly from this Jay Parker character. Wait. Can you read that? Wait. I don't think that this is necessarily what you should go. Wait. Joe Biden's dark ties to Arden Delaware's satanic. Oh, cold Jay Parker's test. This is real. What? Why did you read it? Dozy undone. I'm just reading a visible rumor mill. I want you my friend. I've been around. You try to pull the old Delaware doozy on me. I'll see you coming. Let me just try to give me. Did you try to do see me? You got doozy dog. Now do me a favor. Who go into this Jay this this little Jay Parker character. Yeah. This guy. We've got it because I'm from Delaware and I know everyone. That's not the guy. That's not him. He won't do it. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. We got to move on to this next thing. It's part of this. So now I want you to go to Joe McMonicle. No, explain this line. I'm gonna explain to Jay Parker. It's Jay McGonagall. Yeah. That guy. Who's that melting candle? Oh my god. Who is this? No, look at he's on the Sean Ryan show. Do you see him? Sean Ryan. Who are these people? You tell stories like a girl who's trying to talk about something that happened in the office. Sean Ryan. I would think you would already have a wet ass penis over him. Well, let's see. He's on my case. The number one looks Max or an X Navy SEAL podcast and maybe that means something to you. Maybe it don't. Well, we'll see. He looks like a dog from that cartoon. Doug Foddy. Oh my god. He looks like grown-up dog. No. What is this? I'm trying to explain what is happening? Okay, if he's Doug, who's it? That's his Roger Klotz. That's like Roger Klotz. Would you say he looks like Roger Blood Klotz. Yeah, he fucked up looking. He is. And this is your guy. You cosine this guy. I just say hear him out. Okay. Yeah, let's go to the home. No, I'm not saying 'cause I'm disowned on his face. I'm just saying look into his eyes. Hear him out. Which one? I don't have the ability to move my eyes halfway across the room. Well, so somebody told me recently what my man explain who he is. Sorry. Go ahead. Oh my god. How'd you find that? That's amazing. I knew it. Let's go. That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. This is the only time I've ever seen. Wait, why is he saying one little bit at a time? This is Delaware News. He's a Democrat. What? You know, this Delaware News is Democrat. Yeah, I love alliteration. I'm everything involved with all the iteration. Do you see? Facts first. Who certified you? Delaware State University. Oh, I forgot the marquee of hell. Hey, can you guys, so can I get finished real quick? Will you guys pull up Daryl French? Oh, let's hear that guy. Can I smoke in here? Yeah, I mean, not in here, but in Delaware. No, not that. Daryl. Sorry, Daryl French Williams. Good. Who is this? I don't know. I just want to see if just that and pull up a name. He sounds like Daryl French Williams sounds like a backup singer. Belbib Demo. When she smiles, is he a singer? Did I just nail that? Well, French is a. I nailed that. He's a singer. That's a guy. Well, I don't see French that defining little name. Let's listen to Goldilocks. There's a lot of Daryl Williams. Look, the point is this. Arden is a satanic hellhole filled with peckles, witches, monsters, essentially a rift into the depths of hell. Would you agree or not agree? Delaware Doosie. I'm a Delaware Doosie and I disagree. You need to tell me who Jay Parker is. I don't trust you enough. Am I not a certified Delaware Doosie? Like, I'm a debunker. I'm certified. You know, he told me to watch out for the Doosies, but I didn't want to believe it. I'm not giving it a conspiracy. I'm not giving it a conspiracy like Tanner is. Can I tell you the odd podium is on Harvey Road and that is across the street from where my parents lived and they called it the honeymoon suite and I've never. the odd podium is open always. I've never seen anyone go in it and I've always wanted to. Dude, it is a. and it's across from Arden. My parents lived in a house. My dad had an apartment in upstairs apartment that when my parents got married, my mom moved in with them and it was right on the outskirts of Arden and they used to shoot bottle rockets at friends in the backyard and they were going to like Arden and everything. I'm like deeply steeped in the Arden lore and this guy is crazy. You ever seen nothing but trouble with Chevy Chase? No, yeah and Dan Acroix? Yeah and what's his name? He was fucking cool shit too. He's in every movies like we put nothing but trouble. You don't want to read about him real quick? Oh, his great-grandfather moved from Ireland to start satanic colonies in the USA. That's right. Oh, okay, yeah. He called himself a ninth generation at Lanty and Willock and his mother. No, I'm not saying that he was actually. Dude, they're all schizophrenic. This guy's crazy. He's a schizo. See, that's what I do. Yeah, he's a real. I got a real doozy for you. Okay, let's hear it. First of all, you literally have the tattoos. You go to the tattoo shop and pick out tattoos. Yes. Like you just hear the wall. I've never heard that before. It's called American traditional. It's a specific style. But the reason it's important, yes. The reason it's important is because you can tell with as many tattoos how satanically someone was. That's easier because I show that I too have been through pain. So I'm wearing his emotional spirit. Are you good at dissociating? Yeah, I'm trying to do it right now. Jay has memories of participating in satanic rituals torture until six years of age. Okay. He's a mother. Do they do it in the womb, buddy? This was done to just walk you in the womb. The neural pathways, the infant's brain. He states, "Do you know where that comes from?" Where? Mangley. Oh, oh yeah. Put him on the screen. He rejected satan. He was then put into government. He doesn't even spell government properly. Go for a minute. Monchia. You know what? I hold that and see that. Yeah, I think it's been debunked. Well, that's a doozy. The doozy has debunked because something's misspelled. It can't be real. It does wrap this one up, boys. We can move on. Another case solved by the doozy. I watched the Derb with Derb episode, but I would hear this right up because my as my nephalum assistant on my podcast, Derb with Derb with Derb Mark, who's like a seven-foot-the-hole skinny guy. You rarely see anything like it. It's truly a hybrid person in this guy. Well, no. They're infiltrating the WMBA. We'll see them soon. I don't know if he's trying to get into that. That's it, buddy. I'm sorry. and I crossed the line. - Yeah, yeah, I did that cross the line. - That was a bit of a doozy, but we're keepin' it. (laughing) - I really think that that J Parker guy's mentally ill and you're using his line of thinking is like, - Do you, I, you know what he probably is mentally ill. Hey, do you remember when for about, I don't know, 12 year period, medical science couldn't tell us if women have dicks or pussies? - Do you remember for 12 years? You literally, in a Supreme Court, and we'll take some-- - Fuckin' hearing to see if you should be as frequent, they ask you that and you can't answer the question. Oh, you think he might be a little insane? Yeah, you live in America, motherfucker. - Yeah, well, 80 years. - You live in the fucking, to find the truth. - Yeah, I know, I did it. I didn't spend my time gettin' tattoos and covering up for the lizard people. - You're 12 years old. - You just got doozyed by your own, but doozy. - You're 12 years the slave to your own mind. (laughing) - Good, that's why I don't make poor tattoo choices and I make great tattoo choices. Cut it out, this is the mystery, boys. It's not some kind of ambush shit. It's a podcast of love. Yes, you are a doozy, a debunker, and you're our dibbler. But you're also our friend. And I hate to see you guys fight. You're a tattoo. - You got to be a kid, dibbler. - I do. - I love curb. - curb is wonderful. - I love this. - My name is Kim Grape, I was clear about that before the show. - You guys don't need to fight. But I must say this, Arden, definitely, whether you're defending it, whether you believe it, is an evil place that no one should go inhabited by Satanist, for sure, just based on 30 seconds of that video I saw. - That's all I'm asking. Can you not tell from 30 seconds of that video that something's way the fuck up? - It's a bad place. It should be destroyed by God. - Okay, well, here's a solution to that. You, me, me, me, me, go down, stay in my mom's house, in Delaware, and it's the school of the biology talking to you. - I would, I would see. - I have access to Arden. - We could go down there and ask questions. - Honestly, we should do a trip to Arden. - Dude, that would be so fun. - That would be so fun. - Mystery boys first. - Mystery boys first trip to Arden, Delaware. - And I would be fucking scared. - Dude, my mom will make us lasagna. - We live down the road. - It's amazing. - Can we pull up that video again? - Can we pull up that Arden video again? I got a bad vibe from that video. - Of course, something bad is going on in Arden. - Yeah, because when things are good for the community, people don't like it. - That's very. - That's not true. - Oh, slow down. So hard, Krav Mom, DeGambi. - What are you talking about? - Come back to Mom, down and stop. - Oh, okay. - If it isn't the gay Hamas mayor. - Wait, right here, stop right here. Now, this is already fucked up. Weird ass fucking sandals. - But why? - What do you have to say about that, doozy? - But that's correct, but why is it fucked up? - Just look at it. - Well, we're talking with Delaware doozy. That's Delaware doozy. - Well, because we can't just look at people. - It's the full tank. - They are Germanic, aren't they? - Yeah, but you said that. - Look at it. - He's smiling. - We've heard it all. We've heard it all. - Why does everyone have mannequins in there? - There's a piece of communists, of new. We heard what. - Yes, there might be some precedent for a lot of those things. - Uh-huh. - Also, that other ideas in the 1901 Establish Rose Valley and tried to build a nice community. - What is that symbol? - How do you defend this place? - Because it's a community full of weirdos, so people see a weirdo on the wild and they think it's indicative of the community. - No, no, no. - What do we learn from fucking, what's that fucking Lego game kids play that. - Roblox? - What did Roblox teach us? What is reddit? God damn right, it did. - Let's jump forward a little bit. - I wanna watch you clip. - But the reason I brought that other fact guy up, that remote viewer, he's the guy that viewed the people on Mars famously and all that remote viewer shit talking about Monaco, the guy from Mom. - Oh, there he is. Oh, sorry. - I chopped the Guild Hall, they had meetings here, they had school, everything happened. - It's far too big of a minister. - So no. (all laughing) - Well, if you only play certain clips, they're gonna make anything sinister. - Look, look, doozy to fins, doozy to fins this nightmare, they're making me look what they're doing to these children. - No, that just looks like they're doing some kind of calisthenics. - Yeah, all right. - Wait, we should just-- - Oh, I think he disappeared. - Look how fat Dan arms up until he came out of the mother home. - Look at that, that's the next day, those kids are buried there. (all laughing) - They were executing this children. - Well, listen, oh god. - Look at this. - What's so bad about that? - Oh, I'm evil, I'm making a play. - He's making a jar to hold the children away. - Well, that's a pretty big fucking plate. That's an Aztec-sized plate. - It's too big, it's too big. - Yeah, it's too big, you all right. - Um, wait, look at his face and then their titles they all have. These are all witches, that's why they call themselves artsy. - Look at his witch jug. - That's a witch jug, that's for the cauldron. (all laughing) - You know what's in that jug, Kurt? I of Newt. (all laughing) - Artists, resident. - Artists, art and resident. - Look at that, let me get to the important point. - That's an evil title. - Listen, let me get to the important point. - You know, that's an anagram for child Dick Sucker. - Burst one. - It's right out in the open. - Yeah. - Oh, look at this guy. - Oh, dude. - He keeps children in his cheeks, like a squirrel does not. - Look at this shit. - You said it, I didn't, it do's, he said that. - All right, now let's go to the next thing I'm trying to get to. We'll interrupt him. - But there's more of this. - I mean, we don't need this, - I don't need this. - I'm trying to just look at the point. - Paul Cogan. - Oh, there he is, he's got blood dripping down his nose. - I wanted to protect you. I wanted to protect your feelings. - Really? - I have to hear what he says. - No, we don't. Bob Lockerman. - That's really Nelson, shut the fuck up. - Take it down and they feed the pigeons. - He's just a guy that wants to feed the pigeon shirtless. - And large, I came to Ardena Ridge and put the pigeons in my drown and pull them around. - Look at that. That's where he drowns them pigeons. - It's just, what is wrong with a man? - He can't keep himself with mannequins and naming them child bribes. - Where are you? - Where are you? - Can't the man with full breasts sit outside? - It's better to do this instead of a library reading to children. - Yeah, no, he reads to him and I don't do it out and they'll buy the paws. - Let him talk. This is the life I want to live in. - Please don't say that. - Man Hatton and large populated areas. - Don't even say large populated areas if you look like that. - Well, I have over 40 or 50 pigeons and I've had them since I was in my teens. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The pigeon is still alive. - This is before the divorce warped his mind. - And we thought we were gonna have to keep going and it just turned out to be perfect place for us. Founding principal was a huge part in everyday life. - From what nothing but trouble. - Okay, so we all met the artists. They're not actually artists. - Good, okay. - The founding principal. - Oh, there's something. - I guess you love that. You love that, don't you? - Okay, you're getting a hell show. - You're getting upset at junior varsity rockets. I mean, I don't understand. - Well, all girls dance is horror Satan dance. You've been to a restaurant. - That's true, you can't even dance. - Because they've got gay choreographers who don't understand. They're like, who cares? It's just your pussy. - Jake. - Nobody wants that old thing. Go ahead and wear that outfit. Nobody gets a fuck, right? - So that's a misunderstanding. There's no need to get all pizza here about that. - Oh, I can't do anything. - I have to tell you. (laughing) - This is just Jimmy Kimmel grooming a girl. - This is why we passed the man act. - Can a man love his horse? - Look at his wife, yeah. - Yeah, a man about this. - Okay, now go back to that fat remote viewers so I can get to what I was trying to get to. - Okay, go ahead, go ahead. - No, not her. - She's nice. - That doesn't look bad. - Oh, that bitch. - Okay, so she's the founder of the American. I think that's where. Founder of the American Communist Party and her son-in-law. - No, that is not. - No, it's not. - Oh, yeah. I didn't do anything. - That's a woman with a Christmas tree. She warps with the horseshoops as a god. - Father moved a few years later and since then it has been a rental property. I always had the idea that the house needed to stay in the family. - We should go there during the clips, all right. - Okay, can we get the fuck off of this? - I wanna get to my point and it's like I'm being blocked literally. - I'm not blocking, I wanna see it. - I'm not blocking. - I'm the sexual pancreature. - Sorry, go ahead. - And also Ian's here. - Make it. - Make your point. - Okay, go back please to McGarnagall. Will you please put McGarnagall? - Let Bob McGarnagall, junior. - Yeah. No Joe McMannagall, not McGarnagall. - Yeah. - Put him on the Sean Ryan podcast. - Sean Ryan has a big podcast. I don't know why I never heard of it. - Joe McGarnagall. - Are you in a Rogan's fear? - What do you say? What do you say his name? You have to say like, "Arv, get you in here." - Joe McGarnagall. - Do you mad? 'Cause he didn't, he's gonna take your vaccines. You're fucking pussy. All right. - All right, I'm gonna sterilize my life. - You know why I have these tattoos? 'Cause they cover up every spot I've gotten a vaccine shot. - Um, if that were true. - And Sir Claster later. - Yeah. - I just got back. - Dead, you blood will be like penciled. - I get a booster every day. - Good. - You have to. - Oh, okay. - Now wait, so Sean, just have the clip of him and talking to Sean Ryan about his remote viewing. - All right. - And this relates to Arden. - This relates to Arden? - Yeah, it does. - It mentions Arden explicitly. - No. - No, no, he doesn't. - Why would he? - Really? - My first week there, I saw probably one of the worst things I ever see in my life. I was in a three quarter ton sitting up front. We pulled up to an intersection. The three quarter was right behind. It's like a motorcycle that seats in the back for up to six feet. - Warrow man looks like shit, yeah, yeah. - And it was a woman and a small boy in the back to driver, revenues engine. And it was a convoy that trucks going through. And the convoy were all little boys with tanks on. They're blowing through this intersection one behind the other. And this guy got a break. I guess he thought he could make it. And he'd gun the engine, and he popped the clutch, and he got out the middle and it stalled. Convoy truck hitting hard, spun him around in the back wheels of the trailer went over. And then every truck behind that. - Something about the remote viewing thing would have been-- - Why are we showing that? Why do you want to see that? - I mean, he's the worst thing I ever heard in my life. - He's this crazy. - I mean, I said remote viewing. I didn't say get all his fucking-- - Good, sprayed out on the road. - It looked like a rainbow the way the light was hidden. - Yeah. - Okay, I see a child die. - Well, remember I mentioned the marquee of hell. - Then just go to Arden. - Yeah. - Do you remember, Duncan? - Go ahead, so what is this guy? - Think about that. - I remember the marquee of hell. - Yes. - The real church, go ahead. - Okay. - Here we go. - Days later, when they took pictures of the harbor, a channel was cut to the sea, the typhoon class. - He removed you to fucking slide. Who cares, look, first, I mean, wow, look at that belt doing a lot of the heavy lifting. - Yes. - I've now had at least three people tell me this motherfucker's handler with the MK program. And not only that, he's a marquee of hell guy himself. And out, 'cause, you know, there's not the marquee of hell. There's like a bunch of them. If you read the goatias, I know you have. - Of course. - He was probably read it as a child, it's a repressed memory. - Yes. - It's one of the hideeds. - So. - Ian was used as a living alter, no doubt. - So this one. - That's when they shit on you as a kid. - It finally explains things. - So I found out from somebody that it's the 44th, we put in the 44th marquee of hell. His name is, he has Shaxx. The way he put it is, he has Shaxx. What does that mean? I don't know, but it's 44th marquee of hell. - Shaxx, like the basketball player. - A great marquee of hell. - All right, that's okay. Put in Kazam actually, 'cause I, there's Pelican, I don't like, I like a, - Kazam. - When I heard Shaxx, right? - Yeah, let's get a nice picture of that where he played the dark gin, Kazam. AKA Shaxx. Now you see where it's going. - Uh-huh. - I've seen it. - So this particular marquee of hell, they're good at treasure hunting. You know how Joseph Smith and the Mouramy's it? Everybody's all about treasure hunting. - Yeah. - We're John D, it's always about treasure hunting. So those poetic demons are still apparently, you're calling them in his fucking family, calls on the 44th Shaxx, who's good at finding treasures. So that's how he finds submarines and fucking martian shit or whatever the fuck he's famous for. But also, that guy's got Shaxx, which is, you know, a poetic demon. So that's why I'm guessing, just my opinion. He looks like a giant toad. Like a giant toad man. - Oh, you're saying it's from from from contact. - Imagine stuffing this spirit of this entity. - Well, that's Shaquille O'Neill. Just because his name Shaxx doesn't mean he looks like Shaquille O'Neill. - I don't mean to be buffed. - You have to understand the hermetic principle that Shaquille. - I'm wearing off on you. - You're debunking his contagious stuff. - I'm not trying to doozee you. - You got doozee. - I just think the name Shaquille. You can't say that means. - That's how you get it. - He's a big thing. - Or are you saying that the story looks like a frogwa, frog stuffed with Shaquille because Shaquille is so huge and he got stuffed in that name. - It literally, it looks like that. - Yeah. - So anyway. - It's not the open. - But the more key of all, I always wondered what it first heard of it 'cause I was like, what the fuck? The church of the more key hell. I never heard, oh, and look at the dick and balls. - What is Shaquille? It's a poetic demon and great more key of it. - Oh. - Or of over 30 legions of demons. Shout out Jay, Lewis, and whoever. - He can, yeah. - Okay. - Here's his superpowers. - He's often, or else he gets upset. - Oh, here's, and now, look at it. He's ruled by the Kabbalistic angel. Ha-la-la-ha. Hala-la-la. Wait, Malala. (laughing) Remember Darryl James, we's talking about that. Secret Space Program, shit. The names he was giving us turned out to all be Kabbalah names for the fucking Nordic. Remember their mail? - Hold on, hold on, hold on. This spirit sometimes gives good, gives good familiar. That's the one that's a good familiar. - A familiar is a family spirit. So if you're from, say, Arden Delaware. - It's now Amanda. - Like alcoholism could be considered a family spirit. - I have alcoholism. - You probably got. - I've been giving a good-- - Probably got to touch a Shaqx, and that's why I don't recommend Suneva. It's a sex doll, but it sounds like a medicine. It'll be on a past episode. Okay. - Familiars are, yeah. - That's dark. - Okay, the familiar I was given the familiar of alcoholism, which is a addicted to spirits, and they call it a spirit 'cause it takes yours away. - I mean, I'm sorry to deduce you, but I just did. That's what it is. It is where it is. - Yeah, you got deduces. That was a field debunker. (upbeat music) - No, the Grey Palaces and the Squirrel, man. - Taking them down. - Wait, this is a question from the booth. - I think it's a familiar. - Would it be like the genetic pass down the Nazis discovered? - Yes, it would, that's a very good point. Who wrote that, Tanner? - Tanner wrote that, yeah. - Oh, what grade are you in now? - I actually just got to 10th grade, so. - Oh, hello! - I'm good for Tanner. - Good job. I'd like to give you one of my familiar as a gift. - What the hell? - It's just HPV Tanner, most of us already have. - I'm sorry. - Would the-- So are you saying the Nazis are good? - No. - Wow, you-- - What are you saying, dude, listen. Don't get ahead of the point of the whole episode. I'm just trying to get to the point of this episode. Are you spoiling it? - Okay, is there. - Oh my God, the symbol does look like a giant penis. What is that? Is there more about this? - Look at what he shacks gives you. Wait, go to what he gives you, though. He takes away the sight hearing and understanding of any person under the conjures request. And steals money out of King's house is coming back to the people. He also steals horses and everything. Shacks also discover hidden things if they are not kept by evil spirits. - It doesn't seem evil. - Yeah, no, it seems kind of good. - Steal is like in the first three sentences, over and over. Okay. - But out of King's houses. - Yes. - And there's not like a horse of a crime. I mean, I, some will royal blood, Duncan, I would think that. - No, he steals money from the King's houses and carries it back to the people. - Don't be fooled by this. I'm a broke snowboarder act. - He's a robin. - He's a robin. (laughing) - He's a robin hood of spirits. (laughing) - Robin hood is on. - Robin hood is on. - Robin hood is on. - Robin hood is on. - He's on a board. - He's on a board. - He's on a boarder. - He's on a boarder. - He's on a boarder. - He's on a boarder. - He can't afford to lift. - Take it even. - Anyway. - Dude, he literally can be a great liar unless he's obliged to enter a magic triangle, drawing a floor, and then he will speak marvellously. - Marvellously. - Marvellously. - Marvellously and tell the truth. - Well, I do a lie and I try and go, he's great. - You will oblige me. - He's kind of like a Delaware doozy debunker. He tells the truth. I am Shaq. - So you're a defender of demons and a Delaware doozy. - You're an apologist for demons. - No wonder they call it the doozy state. This is where shit. Anyway, so that's the remote viewer demon there, Shaqs. And if you got that and you bled, you know, like someone who's got drinking in her blood. - Yeah. - Some of us got-- - Demon in our blood. - And I would wager that his family's demon, the name of the spirit, is called doozy. Do you use E.I.? - Can we look at doozy lesser key of Sullivan? - Danzig has a song called "Am I Demon." They were looking to that? - No, he was a, it's called Goblin. It's when they're very short and have those big heads. He's a little goblin, man. - Yeah, I know this song. - Yep. - Oh my God, what's that about? - That's just a Friday night in fucking Harden right there. - I really want-- - Well, no, it's actually the Midgetown nearby that there's famous-- - That's much easier to cruise by a midget town. - 'Cause I went there-- - You kicked a bunk in Midgetown? - Yeah, that's the idea. - It's just a trailer park off of Ebright Road. - It's not a midget town. - But there was one by-- - Dude, they just have little stop signs. So you think everybody's there, there's a midget. - Yo, there's Midgetown, though. I didn't dream that, or else, listen. - I don't-- - We don't midgetown Delaware. - Is it on the border or something? - There's no town. - It's a midget town or midget town. - It's a midget town or midget town or midget town or midget town. - We used to go there. - You're likely thinking of Midgetville locally called down there. - Oh, Ridley Township. - Yeah, there's no midget town. - There were, again, like spooky rumors about like, you know, the Rockford Park town. - Wait, they don't know why those little houses were there, but-- - What? - Oh, is that where they kept the kids? - Oh, God! You hear that, doozy? Why do they have little kid houses? - Do you know why? - There were so many little people because Delaware had Dupont, and all the chemicals got dumped into the water, and it made everybody fucked up, disfigured, that's why everybody was like-- - Now it's funny you bring up the Duponts. - Yeah. - 'Cause if you're from there, then, okay, I brought up before myself, but what did you hear about the Duponts? - Our water comes from like the water from the Delmarva power plant drop off, and the fucking Duponts poison everything, because all the chemicals come-- - No, but they're family. - Oh, they're all imbred, and like, the rumor was that they imbred Dupont people lived on Cozart Road, which was called Devil's Road, and the trees bend away from the house, 'cause the house was evil, and we went there at night, and you'd get chased, and it was scary, and you'd stink on the property, and you'd be spooked out. But then you go during the day, and it's just rich people on like ATVs. running around. It's all lies. It's all like rumors and there was one tree that had a hole in it and that's where they put dead babies. Okay, for just like that's just how the tree grows. And then the trees grew away from the house because they put a road there and the roots got messed up and it was just growing away. Did you grow up and streamed your things or something? I've never had these rumors growing up. The baby tree. I'm from the first state. We've been around the longest man. So that's the most satanic one. Are you approving the point yourself? You kind of are just now. Everything you just said is scariest. But I know imagine growing up in it and then you find out about it right now. Try to explain and then you find out it's not true. How do you remember? We were kids and we killed the spider. I've seen the baby hole tree. Yes. When when I was younger, that's another wait. Tana might think that's another song that'll be one. That's our version of a bar mitzvah. You go there. You better listen to me. The baby hole tree. I'm telling you, we should go to Delaware and go to Arden. I'll show you Devil's Road. That goes our road. Oh my god. I'm not going to this place. Oh my god. That sounds like that song walking with me around the lake tonight. This shows on mystery boys. It's scared of you, sir. I just don't want to sell you my aura with a dark forces of water. I mean, that's where there's nobody wants to go to Delaware. Oh my god. I met him in sixth grade. I really did. He told me how to play a bar court on my guitar. Was it weird that you were the same height? And then he invited me and my mom to his concert that night at the electric factory, but he told my mom she had to go on the tour bus to get the tickets. No way. And my mom was like, we're leaving. And I was like, I need a father. Can you get a finger bang by dancing? Danzig was trying to bang your mom. Yeah. That's what the song mother. Well, we write that song down to you, Danzig. Yeah, he was so nice and kind. He loves cats too. I believe it. That's why I name my cat, Glenn Danzig. And then Samson is my other cat named after the Regina Spectre song. Well, sorry. Holy. That's what they did. They used sexuality. I was going down a name association rabbit hole. I'm going down a Jesse Lee Petersen road of condemning Ian's gayness now. What? Yeah. I have to do with anything. No, my hands are flailing. Sorry. Oh, it's just that. I would hand things. I'm giving symbols to people at home. Okay, wait. I got to take your all of my free guarantee. Wait, or what are you making these things up? Or is AI doing it? Well, it's a good question. We don't use AI here. That's why we play AI. True or fake? We have a team of artists in the back that do all that stuff. You guys are so smart and quick. We don't use AI. We've got 10 or 15 artists, such an advanced sophomore. Okay, let's get some horror picks of this. Oh, you should put on his devil goggles. What? Give him your goggles, man. It's a devil. Go. We're going to have to do that outside. Okay. Well, what about your thinking about DuPont? Yeah, the Orin bread. That's a fact. What do you don't try to do? No, he's trying to see if you have your first amendment auditor right now. He's a sovereign citizen. Yeah, he's a sovereign citizen. This is crazy. I'm allowed to. Oh, look at his R is looking red. Oh my god. That's like a museum of Darro got me my Aura lenses. I look like one of the pictures developed in Ghost Pussers 2 of the River of Slime. Yes, dude. That's exactly what it looks like. Oh my god. It looks like the New York slime. I'm from part two. Yeah, he was a spirit and a cousin of Shacks the thought of the master of evil trying to bow my boys. It's not legal. Yeah. Okay. Oh, um, okay, wait, but what were we talking about before I took your Aura picture? It's scared me. I don't know. Let's get those picks here. I thought I've ever had. Can you guys pull up a picture of Lansing rice? I know. Dude, the Dupont family practice cousin to cousin marriage and breeding. They were just white Pakistanis. Oh, this isn't that's what I mean. You're calling him British now. Let's slow down. We didn't do the research. Okay. Did you guys have crushes on your cousins? What? No, what's up, Kurt? Crush and cousins. We were just. Did you ever crush your cousin in Auden, Delaware. She was like older. Was she cute? Yeah, but like I had other cousins. I was around on the time, but I didn't see your line. And she was kind of like cold. So I just always wanted to like love me. And I couldn't say her name. Okay, especially if you did not grow up together, but you said she was like a mother to you. What? Having a brief crush or noticing a family member is attractive can happen, especially if you did not grow up together. Yeah. Like when I saw my dad's dick one time. It's complete. You grow out of it. You grow out of it. You don't gotta make a big thing about it. Get all tattooed up. Oh, okay. Wow. Why this happens? Hey, I why? I'm a DuPont. Hey, I'm a DuPont. Why do fuck my cousin? If you did not grow up together as children, your brain does not trigger the natural. We grew up together. All right. Notice the western mark effect that usually prevents romantic attraction towards people you live with. The DuPont effect effect is like, now we have grew up together. And why I think the DuPonts are so rich, the cousins grew up in other houses. So they didn't grow up in proximity together. They grew up in like, well, they intentionally inbreed like that. Do you know why they're doing that? Why? They're breeding for certain characteristics. Because here's the thing with trauma, it makes you strong. Whatever you can kill, you make you strong. You know, that's actually they need kids that could just blast quarters all through there. You know, the world leaders of tomorrow that would be in, was it Rosemont? What's the one by Jordan? Rose something. That's where Mark my nephew lives from. There's no Rosemont in Delaware. It's something like that. Rose, Rose Dick called the Rosemont. My God. That is so funny. You guys are quick. I thought that I thought they had a different model. I'll be honest. That's why I had a crush. I'm like, this was up. I thought it was like something. I didn't know what the motto was. It was like keep on driving. Nothing to see here. Oh no. I think it's arts and crafts in the market. Wilmington's. Wilmington's motto was a place to be somebody. Yep. Yeah. Well, that's because you got to go pay homage to the old marquee if you want to go somewhere. I don't know what Dell. I forget Delaware's. Oh, did you and you now you open the box? Did somebody say incest? Yeah. Did you have a crush on your cousin? Yeah, she was beautiful. She was lovely. It was like you and get all busted. You hold me in your lab. Sure. We could be kissing cousins. Oh, I like you. It's because you haven't seen me while and we didn't grow up in close proximity to each other. Are you a doozy? Yeah. Not going to deny it. Oh, you got to put me a little further towards your. I didn't give her a bus. The worst part of the show always. There you go. This is a professional band trillic was finally. How do you make his jaw move? You don't need to just keep it open. That's it. How do you make them keep secrets? Yeah, I keep great secrets. Yeah. You want about that poop. You might be want to cut myself. Okay. Doctor. Jesus buster. Lindsay Clancy. I hate that fucking puppet. So bo-binding. What? Why are you eating so much? I can tell you it's really easy. Why is he in talking like buster? I know I suggested that buster surgery. What are you doing, man? Hey, why are you? Hey, not so fast. We haven't. This is as far as your shirt goes. Oh, yeah. Guys will call this a wardrobe, mouth punch. You're going to really help him with his gags. There's a reason he's in that fucking case. And he's that. Why? Why? Hey, Ian, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? What? Didn't cost $500 to have a garbanzo bean in your mouth. Surprise. Whoops. Whoopsie. I need to get to the GM. These moves are really deadly. Look, you can bounce on them. We read that at lunch. O'Zimpic penis, males are reporting a surprising new GLP one side effect. Please say it's getting bigger. With some claiming peanut growth of up to 1.5 inches. Wait, you mean I've been taking a zombie to lose weight in my penis and I've only been, oh my god. I didn't know he was taking a zombie. It doesn't. It's not funny because it looks like you're Just holding truck nuts. You didn't even try to make it. Well, don't make-- Are you jealous? Do you wanna hold 'em? - You can hold my dick. - Here, you can hold 'em. Come on. - Let 'em hold my dick. - It's not yours, it's Burt's, don't want. I don't think-- Now I wouldn't just-- - Come on, now, don't be shy. - Come on. - His chest looks like her face. - I don't care if he's a girl's nephew or not, dude. You don't disrespect Burt's dick like that. - Roman soldiers used to do this at the end of a podcast. (laughing) And hold each other's dick. (laughing) - Come on. - Hold on. Wait, they're debunking it. Do you wanna do this now? - Do you hear a kitty, kitty, kitty? - Doze it, dooze it. - Kitty, kitty, kitty. (laughing) You fucked up, buster. Don't, don't hold 'em. - What? What's the matter with you when you get so sex negative? It's just a dick. - Is that Burt's dick? - It's just Burt's crushers dick. - There's a thing on the mantle that's definitely not family friendly. - Oh, that's a (beep) How's that bother you, Burt's crushers dick. He's the machine. (laughing) - I stole this penis on a Russian train. - Oh, wow, man. What a journey we've been on today. - Yeah. - I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I don't even know when this aired of 'em being honest. - Ian, you got any dates coming up? - Yeah. Just stick 'em in there and slam 'em in it. - I know, wait a minute. I want to talk about insects. - No, you're like the Alice of Chainsaw. - No, man in the box. - I was in the front, I want to talk about insects. Hurry up. (screaming) - We're closing you up like Dupont Family Secrets. - Oh, please. - IanFighted.com for all my dates. Ian, do an odd guide, do an odd jobs. My travel show out here on the YMH network. Every other Tuesday, youtube.com/einfighted. It's comedy with YMH. I went to AW Wrestling and I did a two day shoot where they taught me how to build the ring and the next day they put me in a little outfit and choked slimmy. - No way. - Yeah, it was so fun. - It was a little outfit. - Yeah, like-- - Well, you guys don't wear like wrestler. - Yeah, like dress like the ultimate warrior. They're giving like tassels. - God damn. - It was cool. - Yeah. - I ain't sure to watch that, guys. You on sweat? Huh? - Huh? - Yeah, I sweat. - I do, dude. (laughing) - Kurt? - Well, I can say that was a real doozy, wasn't it? Thank you. - Thanks for letting me come on. - Oh, wait, put his aura up before we go. We just wanna diagnose real quick before we go. - Oh, yeah. - We'll show you Tanner's in years. So I'll just show you your chart. - Do we have like a baseline typical healthy aura to show first? - We have Tanner's. Well, it's through Tanner's aura of photos up first. Again, music and material, thank you for getting us. This is important equipment. - Thank you, music and material. Namaste. - It's time for a real live doozy from Delaware. Now, this was a normal picture with Tanner. It was a pretty fairly common-- - Fairly common, Tanner. - There are magenta's a lot of the color of space movie that they made recently, the HP Live Crafts. - Yeah, cool. - Okay, and let's see what else. Okay, now here's where we saw some problem areas on Tanner. - Like a claw or something, it's grass. - I assume that is the driving force inside of Filipino that makes him get nailed across his once a year. You know that weird thing you do? Not all that Tanner does here, but you could see, it's exerting, it's seeking up on him. - Have you ever been crucified, Tanner? - Do you think-- Do you have signs of the stigmata, Tanner? - It was like, it's like past trauma kind of like, it was like carried down, it's like, I feel it inside, but it might not, it was just like a past trauma. - That could be the demon-like claws gripping your shoulders, even as we speak. - Yeah, the demon. - Yeah, I can feel them sometimes. - No, let's have a look at you. Go wherever you go. - Yeah. - Do you have it, I text them to you. Oh my god, they didn't go through. That's very suspicious. That's a poof. - What is that? Why don't you guys have it? You should have it. - Yeah, what happened? - You have it to me, I got it, I got it. - You sure? - You just never notified me. - Is your phone feel hotter? - Yeah, it feels heavier, too. - Yeah, that's a sign, the density block. Is that I mean, I have a heavy spirit? - Yeah. Six, six, six carbon, you know? The material, pure material. - I'm a material girl. - Yeah, I don't know what kind of ghost hands you got on you, but I bet they look like Berger's dick is on your shoulder. - Oh my god. - It's a healthy dick. - If I have this ice. - It's a good piece. - I mean, the balls are. I mean, if you like that. - It ain't gonna hit the back. - If somebody's, hey. If a guy's fixing you a plate, what do you like, mostly balls? - Oh god. - The demon is this. - So this is no other doozy. - So it's red, it's like almost like a blood red. - Yeah, engorged. - He looks frankly turgid. - This is demon ball sack face. - He is not. - It looks like if I took your glasses off, your nose and mustache will come with it. - Welp. - That's what it looks like, and. - Let's put his dates. Can you guys superimpose his dates over this? - Oh my god, this is so weird. - Yes, this is every nightmare I've ever had about my own face coming true. - It's all right, it's called all right. But what's my RSA? - I don't know, it says red. I didn't read the instructions on this. I've just been playing it. - November 13th. - He gave me some. - No, go to my current dates. - In Springfield, that's a far, that's a long way. - No, I'm in November 14th. - I'm playing Rapids Michigan this weekend. - Yeah, here we go. - Circle jerk. - Yeah, I got it. - Well look, why are you already red in there? What is up? - He said, oh no, go to tour. - Well a lot of people don't mix red and lavender together. - What the fuck, dude, I'm finding out right now none of my fucking tour dates are on. Oh no, no, no, go to all because I think that just put them, this is very furious to me. No, go to tour, go to tour. Yeah, go to tour, yes, and then go down, go down, go down. Okay, see all. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go. - August 13th, Dr. Grins. - And then I'm in Winnipeg, Manitoba, and then I'm down. - Winnipeg. - At the Milwaukee improv, Conor of State, Madison, Wisconsin, stoked for that, Philly Helium in November. - You forgot Sarah's tone. - Well you're gonna say some fucking Sarah's. - Sarah's. - Sarah's Springs, yes, that I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina, Dallas, Texas. I'm on the road every weekend till fucking the New York. The end of the year, December 31st January, second Pittsburgh improv. - All right, go ahead and cross check that against missing persons too in the air. It's been stunning. - Well, - It's just to be on the safe side. - This was yesterday's episode. We'll see you guys last week. - No, no, next week. - Next week. - We'll see you. - Oh! ♪ I saw the baby on a tree ♪ ♪ Brother, you better listen to me ♪ ♪ These people ain't like you and me ♪ ♪ Who feeds a baby to a tree ♪