Mystery Boys vs. Homunculus Expert vs. Rothschild | FILE_11 | Mystery Boys

(upbeat music) - Hey, welcome to The Mystery Boys. With me, Carpet Doug. And The Milkman. And boy, do we have a special treat for you and for you, Kurt. Today with us, we have an incredible guest. With me is music producer. Can I do that again? With. (laughing) - Music producer. - With me is music producer, philanthropist. And somebody I like to call my best friend. - Whoa. - Johnny Rothschild, heir to the Rothschild Ford. - Like, to be here, I'm so excited to be here. Nice to meet you, Carpet Doug. - You know, Carpet Doug, you've spent so much time thrashing and bashing the Rothschild family. - I just don't know. - I'm a dime. I don't know. - You talk a lot of shit and it's pissing you off, to be honest. - Whoa. (laughing) - I'm just saying, it's like. - What did I say, name one thing I said. - You say our family controls the world. We're trying to destroy you. - Yeah, you did have said things like that. - Okay, but if you know what's the specific, it didn't count, receipts or it didn't happen. - Well, what is not? - You think I have time to look at your little video shows? - I'm just saying, don't trust the milkman. So I'll leave it at that. - I'll find it, you guys put 45 minutes of your back. - I mean, don't get it, don't get it. - Okay, you know what I said, can I tell you what I said? - Okay, go ahead. - Okay. I said that, I thought Jewish space lasers, that's what I always called Star Wars, this whole time. You know, we're trying the Jedi Jewish space lasers, we're trying the Jedi, that's what I thought the movie was. That's all. I didn't say you had Jewish space lasers. - Right, what? - What do you think I. - We have, we have 'em, and we're good. And if you keep it up, I'm like, who's it on you? Just kidding, just kidding. - So I have this book, I like to joke. - But watch it. - Wait, wait, somebody sent me this book. Mazel Tauf, go back, I'm back to that book. Right there, Jewish space lasers. Now, that's by Mike Rothschild, who's not related to your family. - You know, Mike. - Is that weird to you? - Yeah, so Mike, he was a part of the family, but he was talking a little bit too much. So he said, Mike, it's time to. - Can we get a picture of your own family? - Yeah, get out of here, Bubba. - That's all right. - He's a chatty cat family. - You know, put Mike Rothschild, are you sure he's not, 'cause he says he's not related to you. - Look at, that's my, that's my, that's my second. - I mean, he looks prana, he looks kind of ragey. - He'll need to me. - Yeah, that's my second cousin. - You guys have barbecue's? - We, yeah, but they're like different, than like, every day barbecue's, 'cause we like. - Why, 'cause you're rich, oh my God. - Are you gonna, like, do this the whole episode? - Maybe, we'll see. - Hey, you don't own this. - Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you were fucking born into like a piece of shit normal family. I'm sorry that I. - You were normal, okay. - Hey, look, hold on, hold on, before you guys score a vote. It's just the whole time, is this gonna be the whole, you know what, I have a feeling. Legal delt tonight. - I have a feeling, I have a feeling that if you, take a look, it's some of the incredible art that Donnie's produced. You're gonna have better feelings about him. Why don't you guys just. - Well, I just met the guy, and all you unbeatable dads. - No, Kurt, put him on in. - No, no, Kurt, your energy's just fucking off. I'm here, Duncan knows this. I'm here to help the world. I am a good guy. - I haven't even asked. - I wasn't gonna ask you. - Guys like me, Peter Teal, Mark and Dresan, we are good guys. - You know what he's done from the trust of him? - Who the fuck is Peter Teal, I never heard of him. - He's a good, you should check him out. He's a sweet part of the man. - Oh, Peter Thiel. - Peter Thiel. - Oh, that's his, that's his true, that's his family name. - Peter Thiel is yours, huh? - Yeah, great dude. Why don't we just play-- - My first, my first three sum was with Peter Teal. It was great. - That's incredible. I didn't know that, you never told me that. - What was the third something? - It was the third. - The third something. - Say a moment. - Do you, Peter Teal? - It was Peter Teal. - And. - And Milani Trump. - What? No, that's, that is, what really? - It was, it was during Trump's second time running for president when he lost, and he was all angry, and then Milani was like, what about me? What about me? - He did attention. - But wait a minute, hold on. He's gay, Peter Teal. - He's not gay, he's good. We're okay. - He wasn't gay in that position, let me tell you that. - We're okay, dude. Okay, I've never heard, okay. - Again, like, you know, and I'm not trying to get classes here, but that kind of thing. - It's like this, I don't mind. - That gay, straight thing, that's a poor person idea. - Yeah, we're all just, we're all just beings. - We're just beings, dude. - Yeah, I hit boy. - So look, go ahead and play. - We're all so excited to make this music video. I think this, you just need to see how talented this man is. This is a music video he made put on here. - That's what that Dunkin' Dude, Tim Dunkin' said today. - He's good production. - He hits a hit song. - Yeah, that'd be cool. - I'm gonna tell you. - Just let it seep into your mind, please. - Is that you? (laughing) ♪ And you tend to get violent when things don't go your way ♪ - Oh, I like the different races. ♪ We've tried to teach you a better way to be ♪ - What is this? ♪ But when we send our teachers ♪ ♪ You nail them up on trees ♪ ♪ So now we must do you ♪ ♪ Keep your population down ♪ ♪ Because if we let go of them ♪ - Who sent us leaders that we nailed on a tree? ♪ We'll drown, sleep, sleep, sleep ♪ - Did you just try to blame me for Christ? I mean, I hate to tell you who did that, that one. Have you ever been- - The event don't let it up, it's not cool. - Have you ever been to a listening party? Just listen. - I am, I told you. - Please, this is offensive, so cool. - This is a bang, and that's really offensive. ♪ But if I could be a good mom ♪ ♪ Please don't make us use the form ♪ ♪ The form that will reset things ♪ ♪ And maybe that's okay ♪ ♪ You're giving me one more chance ♪ ♪ Before we wash away ♪ ♪ All of your peasants will place you ♪ ♪ And machines will take this chance for what it is ♪ ♪ Go to sleep and have the dreams ♪ - I mean, I do like this song, it is catchy. - I don't like that, man. ♪ Have the dreams ♪ - You're just imagining at a nightclub, too, I am just- - Gosh, little bitch. - Oh, my God. (upbeat music) - There you go. Robot. - Yo, I think Dreamin' that I have to go to either, to like, England or France, like every other, I mean, like, most of the time. (laughs) - Dreamin' about England and France? - No, like, I have to go there on a trip, and I don't have my, I'm trying to find my fucking passport. - What do you think that means? You do dream interpretation. You're dreaming that you're, you're wanting to, you fly out to Europe and you can't get there 'cause you don't have a passport. Well, how would you interpret that time? - I just think, I think it means your time in this country is done. What do you mean my time, I'm not? - What do you mean? 'Cause he's one of these, like, loudmouth guys. - Oh, I want to talk shit about people. - You're just like a, you're a shit talker, and I think America we've had it with people like you. - Wait, what do you? - What do you guys live in fucking the UK? And where's your accent, too, by the way? - I'm American. - Well, okay, so then you're not related. Will you put, that author, Mark, was it any Mark Rothschild? Could we just hear him talk? - I don't know. - I want to compare his accent. - Mark, Mark Rothschild. - Is Rothschild's gay, is that a real question? - Mark Rothschild, again, the gay is a great thing. It's, wait, no, who wrote that book? - It's a town, right? - We're all just, we're all just beings. - Can we put some, you know, Mike Rothschild. Yeah, there we go. Is that him? - And disruptive. That's how we're describing this year's gay way to war, which is coming soon to a city. - I don't think that's it. I mean, invite you to go ahead. It's, Jewish space lasers in his name. Okay, let's see. - What can I ask you? - Here we go. Journalist, journalist, go down one. Go down one. See right there? - Okay. - What? - What's your obsession with Jewish space lasers? 'Cause they exist, but like, why do you care? - Well, you know, if you remember how that became a thing? - Yeah. - How? - Our family was like, we need a little bit more protection. So we decided to create some. - Well, I meant, I meant as a, you know, a cultural item. - No. - But people know about it. Because Margie Taylor-Greene said something about the Rothschilds having laser, something. - Yeah. - And then a journalist, Jonathan Hakeett, said, oh, she said, she thinks Jewish space lasers. But I mean, like, first of all, there's space lasers. We know that. There's some ingenuity went into making them. I'm sure. - Sorry, you did there. - What do you, I'm just saying? - In-Jew-Newity. - Oh. - But like, listen, secret Jewish space lasers go. I don't dig now with the whole God's things. It's a good time for this part, you know? Why do you why do you listen to a Marjorie Taylor green? She's like a so she never said that. She's like a sticky bitch She smells I've been in a room with her. She's not a good woman. You were in a room with Marjorie Taylor green one for just we were We're trying to get a lot of these We're trying to build a lot of data centers here in Texas across country and she's like very against it because she's an idiot And she doesn't know what's good for her. She's not in in office Well, she works for a board to try to to try to get them rejected right now She's against data centers, huh? She's you know what before you took me to New York. Yeah, I was really again data centers, too And after that trip man, I got to tell you you set me straight like they're to you can't see your eye if you have glasses I realize oh, oh, that's kind of on purpose. Oh, why? Because I'm not proud of my black eye when we're go to New York with a Rothschild takes me to what's got to be the best musical I've ever seen in my life actually laser up 15 times. We went to Anne Frank. That's because that's a very good one But he took me to one of the most Mind shattering transfer formative musicals. I've ever seen it's called nope. Nope. That's funny. I've seen that six times It's called slam Frank. Yep. Have you heard of this? I thought that was a porno No It might be it. Oh look at that. You wouldn't sleep Who's Because you know her original diary had a lot more sex scenes in it. Well, I you know I don't know. I've never seen it. I mean, I do like goon in which I know you do you know what? I do I do love goon in but after slam Frank. I feel like I know this person better than maybe anyone especially People haven't seen the musical. I mean just show some slam Frank clips. Wait. Do you see this slam for it is poetry? It is beautiful. It knocks lame is up the water William Shakespeare needs to get back to work He hasn't written that good like slam Frank. He's like You might want some Kleenex Play it again. Yeah, play it again. It's good. It's a good lot I think three things we all can like relate to yeah, it's all mostly is a hygiene thing. It sounds like Sounds like it just extra steps in your hygiene The point is I think I must have embarrassed myself. We were on the private plane Haven't a hoot maybe out a couple too many get to slam Frank It's incredible and then things got a little fuzzy for me come to I'm wearing this I don't know milkman outfit. He's wearing a milkman outfit We took I took him out and just on a night in New York like with a rock I'm a slam Frank. Yeah, and then he can't you woke up with a Shiner is Shiner and yeah, I don't do you remember yeah, I remember so any the parties I took him to any time You bring someone new they kind of have to like prove themselves. Yeah, and I remember none of this Yeah, so let's just say Duncan milked some people what? 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It's just the lighting for starters probably the candles are like seem to be like out of place That's a normal Wednesday lunch from my family. Well, you're like, oh, I want to have extra antler shadow. Why are you eating records? And also you're eating records We're it's uh, so we use them as uh, dishes you know, do you stick like uh, it's like artists that like talk shit about like they elite We use them as dishes. We destroy their music. Oh my god. Well, you're very likable. I'll tell you that. No, you'll get all right. Oh, yeah You're a peach to deal with damn it. I was being sarcastic. I was gonna fight. Oh, okay. It's it's it's his energy Defensive this is the worst like when you introduce a friend to a friend and they don't get along right away This is crazy because like I love you Duncan. I'm the godfather of your kids. I like three out of the I like three out of the four I like a lot one of them out of space laser You kids got massive space back up his kids are angels. They are angels. Well, I've never met them. I have never been Well, I wouldn't have been to your house I would love for you to be at my house And if something happens to duck his beautiful wife, they'll finally get to see a real the world that was meant for Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that this is gonna be the Papa and that's such a sweet thing They call me Papa when he's not around. They I tell Duncan's kids. I'm when I'm on the road He'll come out and just like my wife with the kids Papa's home I mean a real try hard this what Rajan kid. He's a friend. What are you? Okay, I know you know you don't have to get Okay, well, let's not make this an awkward fucking episode. All right. It's a little awkward. I mean I Let's do an action. Wait, what time is it because we might have one more kill this time What's harmonious time Oh, no, it's not harmonious time yet. Whew the foremost uh Lieber Valkyrie expert. There's only one and my nephew and assistant. You know what a homunculus is. I have no idea Can you tell him what a homunculus is? It doesn't It's a You know, I'm it's not really clear her down then when we started I know the Lieber Valkyrie is how to make like It's a little creature that you create. It's a it's like kind of like a mini golem a homunculus is it? Oh, you know what I mean? I arts and crafts come on you guys don't make little people We don't I mean it's mythological, but basically this idea you mix the right shit together You don't have to impregnate a woman you can like brew up a little guy You know you ever make a little guy You ever make a little guy? I've made a couple Yeah, look at that. It's a little guy. See? Let's a little Henry will cutie size noodles See that's that actually might be the one I made. He has the same body as man. Come on. This is hilarious I mean, I think I think that that knows a little asymmetric, frankly It's like a hot dog Come on, you know you're not offended by that. No, that's cute little guy cute little guy. It seems like Stevie or Frankie. I think that's a she Um well, I'll show you what a method. Do the thing. What's the thing? What do you think of this method? It doesn't it doesn't matter - Sorry now, I keep forgetting that. - It's a thing. We're all just things. - Cabot, you know? - Are you guys aware of this new trend speaking of homeboyous? Dollar Tree Gooning? - What? - Oh yeah, I've heard it. - Let's go to the story. You never heard of this 'cause you live in a ivory tower. But. - That place does not look nice. - No, I don't know. And I say if the police call and want to buster's wearabouts and where he was at certain times, I think 100% we will be cooperating with them. - The disturbing rise of Gooner Assaults is the Dollar Tree Stores. They find it funny to degrade women. - Okay. And the dark corners of the internet men are goading each other to masturbate in public and on female shoppers and post a footage. - So question. You wonder why my family and people at my elite class wanna like surveillance you guys. 'Cause like chillin' it. - So you can be, you can jerk off without having to be there yourself? - Well wait, let him finish 'cause I think this is an important point. - Look at the. - Look at the Danny Rothgeild's lecture on this jade. Are you joking? - He's been explaining shit to me in a way that I've never heard it before. - Hey guess what? Guess what we don't do in my family? We don't go to a store that sells shit for a dollar. I've never bought anything less than $150. - Yeah, I bet you guys dollar is for a dollar. Fucking scumbag. - You, what the fuck is your deal? - Fuck you, jib. (upbeat music) - Wait, the disturbing rise. Let's check reddit, don't know. - Also, what's the, how many people are doing this? - Well you have faced that too. Is being too good to jerk off of a dollar store. - I hung out with Jelly Roll in Nashville. I'm working on a-- - I know. - I'm trying to do this. - Oh, sorry. - I know, Jelly ain't too good. - But yeah, why is it just a dollar store? - I just got that new body from who's all that weight. He's down to jail and stuff. - Why are they jerking off just a dollar store? - I just think if you-- - Oh, because no one's, 'cause no one's gonna, I mean, that call, that's like a-- - There's other jeep. - Have you ever been in a dollar store? What's it like? Can you explain this concept? - I know, it's good discounts. - Why don't we just call him the bit down and get to the thing real quick? (laughing) Okay, let's find out what it is. Okay, wait, is this it? Wait, but I don't see the top part. Okay, so wait, are you gonna read this or are you ready? - I'll read it. - Okay, go ahead. - The disturbing rise of Gooner Assaults at Dollar Tree stores. - Oh, that's a really solitary way you read that. That was pretty hot. - On dark corners of the internet, men are goading each other to masturbate in public and on female shopper. (laughing) - Steve Voices is really disturbing you. - And post a footage. - I don't like you not just-- - The women, the women known in court papers, is M.R. Never much like going to Dollar Tree stores. - Well, never much like going to the Dollar Store. - She found them cluttered and chaotic with two few staff on duty and two minutes strange people are on an aisle. - This sounds like a narration of slam-frake. - I know that's what I'm trying to do. But in early December, 2023, she went and went away 'cause she was planning a promotional photo shoot for a doggy day care business. - If you know what I mean. (laughing) - In Houston. - And wanted some cheap Christmas props. - A friend of yours and Santa hats to put on her dogs. She and a friend picked one of the-- - Do you blame a guy for goofing? Well, he was having to observe this? - Yeah, a friend picked one of the few Dollar trees and an affluent neighborhood. - Rob Dulley, thinking-- - Thinking there would be in and out quick. Dear Penn House, I can't believe this happened to me. I thought it'd be-- (laughing) - I was shopping at a Dollar Store. - I just wanted to get some reindeer here. - From my dog care business. - Next thing I know I have jizz on my face. - I thought it'd be in and out quickly enough. - But also, would it be worse if you got-- - Oh! - If you got goondon-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. As she walked the aisle, M.R. said in an interview. - Wait, I don't see where we are here. - Oh, Mary, M.R., that's like Mary Rothchild or something, brother? - No, she's not. - She sends the man standing close behind her. She turned to confront him and knows he was a good six inches taller than her. Okay. - He was talking in graphic detail about sexual things. - What kind of thing do they say? - We could make it up. - You're so disgusting, get away. What did he go? I wanted to jerk off on you at a Dollar Tree. - To be a Dollar Tree and get turned on, that's a bad guy. - You're so disgusting. Get away from me if you told him and hurryed off to a friend. Still, he stayed close, you know what, yeah. That's called, I want to entertain university. That's how you pick up-- - He teaches you that. He teaches you how to stay close. - Did you ever take that to Tade Brother Corps on how to pick up Jigs of the Dollars? - Also, I just realized the description of this guy is kind of you, Kurt. - Maybe. - Oh, a poor person. - Oh, you don't like rumors about you? - Oh, now you can do know about the poor person's store. That's interesting. - I'm just reading, I'm just doing what you do. I read a little quote, and now-- - I'm sitting taller than a lot of Jigs, dude. That doesn't prove nothing. - I think you're the guy. - Okay, well, I-- - You're wearing a robe, easy access? - Okay, well, I've never been convicted of anything, nor have I ever been spotted doing anything like that. - When was the last time you went to-- - In a Northern Dollar Tree. - When was the last time you went to-- - In a New York Dollar Tree, it's ever happened. - Okay, but when Texas-- - And I could swear to it. In New York, you can check those records. I've never once done anything like that in the state of New York, and that is on the books. - Good job, but what about Texas? - More Connecticut. - Okay, let's move on with this. So, who was on? Still, still, this is the best part. - But he stayed close for a few tens of minutes. The two of them locked eyes while she waited in line to pay. When it last, he left. She thought, "How's the end of it?" Until back outside in the chill, the winter morning, she felt something cold, and it's the back of a look at us. The man had a checkulated on him. - Okay, it came out cold? - Yeah, I mean-- - Or it cools pretty quick. - No, I think she was cold because she realized I'm about to get pumped on. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, it was like a flat, like a-- - Your body temperature dropped. - Yeah, it's like, sorry. I think, like, you know-- - No, no, no, in the chill winter of the morning, no, I-- look, you see-- - Seem in at the time of ejaculation it's close to normal internal body temperature around 98 degrees because it is a fluid and quickly loosened. - She didn't know she got gizzed on until-- - And it chilled the gizz. - She was at a car. So she didn't notice it at first. - It got cold. - I got cold, yeah. - I didn't know how to react to MR, who was 47! What was guys doing to Milff saw? Into Dollar Store Milff? That's why I'm-- - I think it's for jerking off a dollar-- - At the Dollar Store. - Guys, don't search for internet history, 'cause it says Dollar Store Milff's on it. - I just think if you're jerking off a dollar tree, you don't really have a choice. - No, hey, hey, hey, hey. - You just pick what you can get. - It's not right. - It sounded like he recruited her to make a porno, like a webcam. Hey, do you remember this guy named Ugly George in New York that would channel Jay when he would go around his ass checks the strip and they would? - What? - Yeah, there was a thing in New York called channel Jay, which is like public access TV. - Yeah, can. - It just had like, public access porno on it, like the whole '90s. And there's a guy-- it's called Ugly George Satellite. And this guy named Ugly George would ask chicks to off the street if they want to strip for his show. - Now, was this show? - Yeah. - Wow. - Robin Bird. Remember the Robin Bird show? - So wait, wait, this is kind of like, probably around the time a good girl's gone wild. - Milff, wait a minute. - Milff season of the dollar tree. - Okay. (laughing) - Okay, wait a minute. I think we're on some way on to a mystery. - Here we go. Now, this is some good, you know, good use of sooner. Okay, now, let's take a minute to talk about a mystery. You might be experiencing in your own body. A lot of us, especially men, they're walking around with a handful of symptoms and no clue what's at play under the surface. From feeling tired all day, but unable to sleep at night. Feeling more irritable, but less motivated. Everyone treats these symptoms like separate issues, but they're not. They're all a consequence of cortisol. Modern life can keep cortisol levels spiked 24/7. And when that's the case, your body makes less testosterone. But it plainly, you become a bitch. 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He was the DJ at Epstein's Island. ♪ You can keep your fancy moths ♪ ♪ Real beauty walks slow in pajama pants yo ♪ ♪ It's 1043 on a Tuesday morning ♪ ♪ The kids are screaming, she looks battle worn ♪ ♪ Messy bun high with a can of fego ♪ ♪ Pushing that card like she's ready to tango ♪ ♪ Cheetah print a legons and a blessed tank top ♪ ♪ Neck tattoo peeking when she makes that stop ♪ [BLANK_AUDIO] Knock off Oreos and neon socks while her iPhone blast and tick-tock bops I'm a shop and wild and free one kid crying to in the cart still rocking that sass with all my heart Milk season don't blink her miss. She just bought flip-flops and blow in a kiss She's armed with coupons and attitude and she's looking like a snack in all brand food Okay, I got to ask a question positive. Do you know what a coupon is? I'm really curious about that Isn't uh, I've heard of the concept. It's like a family. You know from it's like so if like people Yeah, if like poor people get hungry they can like buy food a little cheaper. That's crazy I mean that is to me something weird. I'm not trying to offend you You've done a lot of things for my family and I really appreciate all that you've taught me But don't you feel like maybe you know what the fuck dude What oh fuck that was the night remember that I don't remember it was that before I don't did I have a black eye it this is pretty so let's see if the black I can we zoom into the picture a little bit. I don't remember this at all. Oh, no, no That was how fucked out you were getting there. Yeah, the black eye was about to about to have you went out How did it happen? You were you were milking So they were milking a little too hard you got a little excited and then someone yeah, I got a little What? Yeah, you wow Wow, while we were look how happy those guys are that you arrived. I Seem. I don't know doesn't look that's my that's my cousin Johnny and he goes, oh the man Johnny Rock Who's the red is that's my my niece and also my ex-girls. I don't remember any of these people. What? You dated. Yeah, who's this hard looking milkman in the back? You you've never dated a family member. I know You never wanted to just but family something hot dude now you have to rub in that you got like no, we just want to yeah Are you bragging about pretty your family? Some of us don't have on family. Why do some people don't have so it's got to go down the dollar store You but you guys don't want to keep your like family blood clean? What I mean like dialysis machine? We can't afford that. I can't afford that. That's health care Yeah, what's health care? It's like the med bed that you have that honestly, it's like talking to an alien or something. You don't like health care Okay, so you know when you and your family shed your skin and grow new skin automatically yeah, well, okay We yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't afford that. Oh, okay Oh, okay, when you lay a new family member. Yeah, I like in the movie enemy mind with Chris Gossett Jr Yeah, yes Kurt Russell was it or Dennis Quaid does Quaid Lewis Gossett Jr You know, you know how it's like sometimes when you don't feel good. You have to lay like on a heart rock. Yes Some people they don't get only access to that kind of stuff. Oh Okay, that's sad. So health care is a thing that you need to go see a doctor. Yeah, cuz it's expensive to go to a doctor a lot of times It's like how like how expect like it can be hundreds of thousands of dollars. It just depends the ambulance ride 13 30,000 K all this cost money and then people You better off being like I don't have any insurance and they're just paying the much smaller rates It's actually like having insurance not having insurance now. Yeah, so people don't have like you might have a $49,000 But if you show up and you're like, I don't know They'll give you like a bill for twelve hundred bucks. Yeah, twelve hundred bucks. That's not what are you talking about a lot of doctors? This don't accept it anymore Yeah, but you said a lot of money twelve hundred bucks. No, no, that's if you don't have insurance It's a lot of money for some people really are you joking? You're joking Twelve hundred bucks for some people is like very it's like that that could be like I don't know how you wouldn't like Are we talking are we talking like a small percentage of the country or like most like because twelve hundred bucks That's like where are you from can we pull up the average median income of people in America just to this is Going to be kind of a red pill for you Donnie like that is sad if it's twelve hundred Who's the bottom money for? Oh, look at I didn't believe you you know what I look there you are I apologize, man, because I thought this is some cheap. Yeah, look how cool. The like that was a prank in me I'm sorry. We were we were we were recreating the most dangerous game that day. We don't do that Yeah, yeah, and my my aunt Teresa girl in the front. She won that day. She Teresa Rothschild. She bagged six people that day Wow Ninja stars, too. She's good. It was it's like paintball. No, ninjas, but like phone No, no, like you're a good deal taller than most of the family. Yeah, they're short I didn't realize they're up to that small they're a little homunculated. Yeah, they're small people Wow, they look sweet your family looks great. I love to meet them one day Yeah, when they bred me when they bred me they said let's just let's try to make a tall one Wow, are you so you weren't bred as just a vessel for one of their wandering souls to be Necromanced into so the thing is Is that the reason for that to make your blood more receptive to the Discarnit consciousness of your And I'm not supposed to say this, but I I'm starting to like this guy He's great. He's not that bad of a guy But uh, so you know how I said we like how I hooked up with my cousin. Yeah, so we realized The more and more you hook up with family member. It's Fucked up shit happens. So a lot of our Babies were coming out deformed just real just dirt like no tails real They were coming out looking like her. It was like bad like they had full white Missing scales so they just started we just started producing like People a monkey like I guess you just didn't know the term. I just didn't like I just called it We just called it making a new family Making a new family member. I mean a monkey lie as a weird way to Know as a weird name. Yeah lies. We have you ever go to Italian butcher shop, and then I just seemed a little deedless They had a ground pork, but it was ground pork, but it was in a mold of a pick body in a plastic sort of shaped Yeah, I was like this seems like a bit much like can we pull up? It was a it was pretty hard show If you ever seen a meat clown Look up a meat clown check this out. It's in the spirit of that meat clown What the fuck is that? Oh, we used it's like a way to like you process meat so it's got a little clown face Yeah, the crazy is real. That's real. That's a meat clown. I'm gonna My mom used to find me that journey You cut this a lot you cut like strips and you get cool clown faces in your sandwich. I think it gets It gets you it gets you used to get to use the cannibalism. You're so what? It's a happy We got You wouldn't I Can you pull up the picture of the meat clown again? Pull up the meat clown picture Carpet dug in the milkman I'm on a stack I'm blowing that one Well, okay, we got Meat clown I'm shocked. You've never seen a meat clown. No, pull up a picture of the meat clown again. I want it. This is a this is a Yankee Where do you buy this? What I've never seen the butcher shop you can meet clowns anywhere So that's what happens when you guys have all heard of me meet clown. Yeah, everybody knows about me clown Is that true? I feel like I'm being really you never had a meat clown sandwich you take a bite in it and then you start giggling It's fun. It is fun. It's just the face is cool. It's brilliant way. It's called Billy roll a real-world European deli cold gut There's something nice about when you eat a face to watch it disappear. It makes you feel strong. Yeah, it's a meat clown My god, I can't believe this is real. This is worth the day first time. I've done this to you You do this to me every episode. It feels good. You know what? We my family calls me clowns. What most of the human race That joke kills in my in my rooms. I'm telling you got it got it got it got it. Why didn't Kurt laugh at that? We got to call the foremost among us. Thanks for right now. That's great. Let's do it. Okay. You guys got the number Yeah, okay, so Oh, look at that little heart in it. This is Juan Ayala Ayala. Juan Ayala. I believe this is name Okay, called Juan Ayala So do you know what the Libra vaque is? No, it's like this It's like the best book Yeah, it's about how you can make a homoculars from fucking a cow and you need a song Stone to make short My mother watches this show. I don't want to get too far into it. Okay Sounds like sounds like me clowns. Hey Hello Yeah, speaking. Oh, hey, this is Kurt Kurt and Duncan. Oh, yeah, you're doing Also Donnie, okay, so mark my my podcast NFL and assistant on my other podcast We because we talked about the Libra vaque on this show. Yes, and then Mark tells me he knows the world's foremost expert on Homunculi I guess we're just this book. We're about homunculus making in general one yeah so I am the only homicuologist in existence in the world it's not my proudest fat but I've written extensively about it I researched it I did so that's really funny dude yeah I know you must know what you shit because that is exactly what I would say to look it's not my proudest thing so what if you a depth on how far this this subject goes I did I don't know if you guys know the mine unveiled YouTube channel I do know that channel 10 hour we did a 10 hour documentary on homicuist and I helped him with the research and everything that took six months to complete so again this subject goes pretty deep down the rabbit hole I mean it's not how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go well let's start here's something you could really clear up for me because I always wondered homunculus singular right but plural homunculus would be homunculi yes correct so if there's a group of homunculus you say there there's some homunculi you would say homunculus is I think it's homunculus okay got it okay so and I also am not clear on is this um because I've heard it described as a mine control thing where there's they map out a little man on your you know your body parts are mapped out in your brain not in order kind of like out of order and then if I'm mine controlling you I would I would compartmentalize you and have a little man on top of your head that I tell you's there okay but but I think this is not either worship because I know people have tried to make things yeah what what is do you is he right is that what this is about I always thought it was a physical thing yeah that looks cool so there there's two ways you can look at it right and this involves alchemy and you got to understand there's two sides everything there's the metaphysical and the physical right and the issue with alchemy is it it was meant to be for the initiated so it was meant these texts were meant to be in all these pictures and everything you see was meant to be for practitioners who were in essentially the secret society the issue with that is that there is a Florida man somewhere trying to jerk off into a jar and create this thing more than one reading it in these books at the dollar percent yeah I didn't give a moment yeah so it starts off with the homunculus there is the cortical homunculus which is essentially a neural map of the brain and how how much of your body is used by certain parts of your brain so homunculus is an actual medical term oh interesting 16 century yeah the 16th century homunculus which was created by Philippe Sarriolis the Ofastus Bombassus von Hohenheim or aka Paracelsus that's the one that people kind of know right which is the alchemical creation of a biological life form through the use of alchemy so it's a bit of a practicalness and then some sort of metaphysical stuff in there which we can get into all of that whatever you guys want to go so yeah who has somebody has actually made one of these things and the I mean the Libre vaques was pretty gross we only had those few I got it from Greg from higher side chats shut out to a higher side chats yeah but it was very gross what I read I mean I was just like and I guess what school has has the only copy not Oxford Cambridge has the only copy of it they don't let anybody see it with for good reason I'm gonna be on the side of what people make a little guy so can I ask you a quick question yeah so you're saying some guy comes in a in a little tube or whatever and then how does the little guy get made so this is where it gets a little fuzzy so according to Paracelsus and mind you this is a 16th century so it's rooted in Aristotelian biology and preformation is in which they they believe that essentially in a sperm there was a little per a miniature version of right and they believe that again according to Aristotelian biology not what I believe they believe that the man was the one that actually created all the physical parts of the so Aristotle yeah boy so they're so gay why it's always so goddamn gay they're like if only we could get pussy out of the equation so gay yeah that is what this is right exactly what this is because who weren't we talking on the first episode of this don't get about um Aristotle was talking about drinking juice was good for you because it's where all the logic is oh my god yeah so so basically like you you hear about like modern times you hear about the artificial womb everyone's talking about you know China figuring out how to make you know embryos without a woman like there is that a homunculus they have so would that be so would that be considered a homunculus so here's the thing here's the thing they have created artificial embryos for quote-unquote research purposes and if I recall correctly there is a law that requires you to if you're doing any sort of experimentation embryos to end it at a certain time frame but who's to say that somebody hasn't a extends a little let's give it two more weeks let's give it two more weeks and on top of that there was another people in 2022 I believe it was that created an artificial embryo so it wasn't technically a human right so yeah yeah yeah do you think about it human cloning is illegal well that's the only reason we don't have it something fake that's right and it's something fake why would it be illegal right so there's a reasoning behind that right and China definitely isn't breaking that law but with that technically China why are they all very ethical they and promise you they're not cloning people first of all if China is broken a law we already have that technology I said if they have broken the law you could bet your ass America has that 40 years before that let him finish yeah Jesus Jesus are you on that one I'm sorry Jesus you yeah so so technically a homunculus that would be a homunculus right or it's a homunculus like a whole different thing I'm just I'm just trying to draw a parallel like it's like these people were already on to what we're doing now like they they already knew this was possible so according to my studies I would consider that a homunculus absolutely if we go based off of Parastelcy and concepts absolutely now if they if they've called it something else sure I mean you can call it whatever you want but there are various versions because mine do the word homunculus didn't come into existence until the 16th century there were versions like the Libre vake where it calls it something else it calls it the boy or the substance or the boy yeah yeah yeah it's bad it gets bad I mean because you also have the golem which plays into this Adam what in the Talmud was the first golem so that's kind of sort of like a homunculus and I did a I did a I was opening up for Sam Tripley in Summerfield Florida once upon a time and I did a whole joke set on homunculus and I had a Jew joke in there because essentially they created the first sex dolls so there was this what this rabbi yeah yeah so there's rabbi so the rabbi's created the homunculus right yeah and it was the first a particular rabbi that created a female homunculus and she would clean the house cook for him etc etc oh my god I also have sex with it because it wasn't created by God so it was kosher that makes sense that explains rabbi shrewley selling dildos with his daughter online can I ask you quite I was like why is it kosher yeah oh I don't know but I owe them a thank you ladder thank you can I ask are there homunculi like roaming amongst us so if you want to get forward to like yeah it's a roly era because Crowley wrote about this as well okay Jack Parsons allegedly died according to some people trying to create a homunculus yeah but Crowley and Parsons when they wrote to each other Parsons had mentioned to Crowley that he was trying to create a homunculus and Crowley got kind of got mad at him for trying to do that but Crowley the way that he puts it and we can we can relate this to to Epstein and his oral rant and pregnant like 33 women well again according to Crowley because he wrote a whole I guess they call it an epistle or like this that I guess on homunculus he gives you instructions on how to create not so much an alchemical homunculus but more of an astrological one where they believe that you can infuse and the embryo is that a moon child three month mark yes exactly so the moon child exactly so that's a kind of homunculus pregnant in embryo with an elemental or a demon or a god of some sort that is my show and exception so you're impregnating an embryo no it's the thing I talked about before did on a earlier episode okay moon child I always think Hitler's a moon child yeah according to Crowley's instructions you need to populate right during certain astrological alignment and within certain geometric formations and if you look at Epstein Zola Ranch, which is 33,339 feet or something like that, some crazy number. He's got like this huge circle and square on the outside of it. And if you start to connect the dots of like, hey, what a weird coincidence, right? If you line up all the astrological and geometrical alignments, it kind of makes sense, but he was trying to, in my opinion, create some sort of moonshine, which is pretty common in another homo homunculus. Yeah. Can I ask you this? Is there like a test where you could test to see if someone's homunculus? Because I don't know if you know who I am. I'm a Donnie Rothschild of the Rothschild Air. And I never had a mother. And any time I would ask my father, hey, where's mom? He would just point at like a little beaker and go, you were created there, you were, and he was like, Sounds like you were the answer to your question. Do you have two gay dads in a hole in the wall like the old joke? Now please. We're trying to learn about how much they are. Yeah. Donnie, well, we'll cover this later. You'll get to your shit bag family in a minute. Two gay dads. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to find out why I don't have a fucking mom asshole. I could have told you that because you a dirty rabbi made you out of a dreidel. You got a clown loaf. What the fuck is it? I don't want you to lie. to be born out of something. - Those are the vessels. - Yeah. And also, what is it the Virginia incident in Brazil that they always portray as only an ET thing? Now, there's some guy that was dicking around with that stuff for many years, some Macultus. They was doing some weird shit. And they always cut, all this alien thing, they always want to cut out that part, the part that where there's an occult ritual, 'cause it's very connected. Anyway. - Really, I haven't heard that part of that, but. - No, I'm gonna get, we're gonna get 'em on Steve Mera and Nathaniel Gillis, so my buddy Nathaniel Gillis, a.k.a. Smart Chain, there's a (laughs) there's one of my fans called. He's a demonologist, and him and Steve Mera, Steve Mera's the guy from the school experiment. - Yeah. - And he's, anyway, their work is the most interesting, because they really are nailing the neck, what's his name, Nathaniel calls it necronetics, that's his study he does. 'Cause he says some race of necrom answers is, do it all, these implants and all that. It's body hopping. And weirdly, Professor Zhang on the last Dope of Cup episode, he thinks the same fucking thing, that's body hoppers. I think it is too, because everything you hear about is that. How do I, even when we had, yeah. - This has been eye-opening. - Part of the homunculus as well was, for these alchemists, essentially, to have a sort of error that they could, you know, implant their, in my opinion, their consciousness into and live forever. - That's right. - That's right. - Of achieving immortality, and if you look at that, one guy now that takes his son's blood, plasma, whatever, like that's pretty weird. - It's not good for you. - The, the, the, me and Donnie are actually friends with him. - I'm a billionaire. - He's been on my podcast. - This is crazy. - You had that down your podcast? - Brian Johnson. - No shit. - Very cool guy. - That picture you just pulled up, picture you just pulled up, that is what, like, my babysitter used to dress, in all black, what, yeah. (laughing) - What picture, not that. - No, no, no, no, the one you just, no, no, no, no, that, like, - What? - Are you kidding me? That's a necker answer. - Like that? - That's necker answer. - Yeah, that's my, that's your garb. That's like a, now, Colton, you're, - Donnie, you're fucking gross, your family's gross, I want to tell you. - Donnie, every family lives differently, Kurt, fuck you, like, shit, man, like that's just my reality. - I want my baby's kids, baby. - Okay, we look like that. - He was a nice guy who'd read me stories. - Oh my god. - And we were like, - How was you, you could see, we were looking at him. - Hold on. - The man to go to sleep. That was the book. - Wait, can we get, can we get-- - Fucking kidding me. - No, we would do, we would do bath time. And then he's like, who's ready for the neck, neck, neck, Roman, neck, Romanekana, big me, me. - Who wants to learn about Solomonic magic? - Yes, that was the guy. - You call him Shlomo. - His name wasn't Shlomo, his name was Shlomo. - Oh, shit. - What the-- - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, - I'm-- - Do that, is-- - Brian Johnson and his son and dad, there is photo shoot. - I asked him about this. - Wait, put a, there's a photo shoot of his dad and his son, and they're all together in the same photo. And I really would like to bring it up. And dad, yo, go ahead, where is it? Yeah, right there, you see the grandpa holding his belly? The tech broke, no, all the way to the right. All the way to the right, yeah, hit that one. Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing, yeah. Well, look, look, look, look on the pictures. There it is. - Yeah. - So, dude, he's got his hands on his fucking-- - You have a problem with this picture, Kurt? I just see a family in love. - Dude, what's his name? Who's that comic that's kind of, have you said, cowboy guy here, he made me laugh 'cause he goes, he's just got boot cut jeans and he's fairfoot. Look at the grandpa with boot cut jeans. - It does look like a band, like some kind of boy band. - Yeah, the fathers and sons of school. - That's just, I just, I find this beautiful. - But you know, though, I asked him about the blood thing, 'cause that's like, you know, this, you know, and I asked him about being a vampire and stuff. - And what do you say? - Well, he said, what's wrong with being a vampire? And I said, that's what a vampire would say. But he was-- - Well, he's got an old, right? - Well, no, what he said, this is like, this is what he told me and this is, he said, the president picked up that there was some kind of risk, his dad had, I don't know what disease is dad had. But there was some research coming out that those kinds of blood transfusions could help. This is what he told me. And so, before he gave it to his dad, he's kid volunteered to like give his grandpa this blood. He wanted to try it to see if anything happened to like follow whatever the protocol was. Then they give it to his dad and he said it didn't work and they don't do it anymore. But he tried it and it doesn't do anything. Which seems to be the-- - Right, Ambrosia, though, Peter Thiel started a whole company called Ambrosia. - Right, and I didn't know about that. I wish I had one. - And Clavicular, were from my understanding, was one of them blood prostitutes that all these guys-- - Yeah, Lebes. - You ever problem with this guy too, Kurt? - Clav. - Clav's a good guy. - Clav is a hobo. - He's just trying to make America look beautiful. - He's a hobo on Kiela. - If you ever been tempted to make one of these things, like if I knew all this-- - A Clavicular? (laughing) - A Twinkie into a different kind of Twinkie, yeah. - Have you ever been tempted to make your own little guy? - Are you asking why? - For me? - Yeah, why? - No, no, no, it's, I think it's blasphemous in the eyes of God and he didn't realize that we're practicing it back then. They understood it because there's stories that actually wrote an 88 page scene, I guess you could call it on my website. - What's your website? - Oh yeah, what's your website? - My website, my podcast is the Juan on Juan podcast. (laughing) - pjojp.com. - That name is the best for podcasts, man. - Say your website again. - Juan on Juan. - Yeah, tjojp.com or-- - tjojp.com, look below. You'll find a link to Juan's website in podcast. - I know what I'm going to do. - These guys back then they understood and their stories about these alchemists who were church fathers and Christians at the time of creating these homunculi and these vessels and immediately destroying that because they believe that God, since God hadn't created it, that there was going to be a demon that would get encapsulated when that wasn't that. - Do you think, wait, that must relate to you? - Yeah, sorry, my bad, go ahead. David Bingri, which was a researcher who was actually translating, 'cause I translated part of the Libra vacay like two or three years ago. - God damn. - And I mean, the tech has gotten better, but he actually passed away in the middle of finishing the translation and he believed that homunculi were actually artificial demons and that they could be you and if you think of them. - Wait, what do you mean artificial demons? You mean the consciousness was artificial or the body, it was a oikitaria or something for the consciousness. - So you believe that, right? You have the archetype of like the mad scientist. We see that over and in like movies and stuff like that, like Frankenstein, like you guys. They, he believed that you were possessed to do something so atrocious as creative. If you read the Libra vacay, it's disgusting. And he's like, only somebody possessed by demons would grow to these lengths to do this. - Or Japanese video game designer. (laughs) - Hey, don't you think. - Yeah, like if you think about it. - What? - Don't you think that if we went back in time, took one of these alchemists who realized it was blasphemous, brought them into the present moment, showed them chat GPT. Don't you think they'll be like, you've created a blasphemy here. Like this is some kind of digital homunculus. - Oh, 100%. And if you think about, so part, again, how I mentioned earlier, I called a homunculus the utility knife of the occult, where they would, some of these homunculus I would divinate and they would tell prophecies and they would try the future. So part of, and in 1770, forgot. There was this one, not 1776, but 1774. Well, 1775, Count Johan Fernand von Koustin, he was a Freemason. Allegedly had created 10 different homunculi. And he would put on these shows and these lodges, these Freemasonic lodges. And the homunculi would prophesize and tell the future. And allegedly, they were able to tell some upcoming future events that ended up happening. And so there's stories like that over and over again, to where if you look at chat GPT and everyone using it now, it is some sort of Kodo homunculus, if you will, what it is. - Yeah. - Divinating for you every single day. - It does kind of suck though. - I mean, you know, have you talked to chat GPT? - You got to hear the new voice. We could do that later. - The voice doesn't mean sh-- - No, I don't, I'm not saying it's good. It's fucking weird, Donnie. What was it? - Can I ask you a question? You said that homunculi, you find it like atrocious? Oh, why, based off the information, you just said it. That seems like pretty sad. - Are you not familiar with the lead, Libra Vika? - No. - The book of cows. - It sounds like a fun read. Like a, it sounds like a book. - A farmer book. - Yeah, it sounds like a nice bedtime story. - It sounds like a book of forefarming. - But like, why do you think it's such a horrific thing when you say, oh, these people are coming out, prophesizing, that seems pretty cool to me. - Actually, true. - It seems, we should trust these people telling us how to like live our lives. I think it's actually kind of sweet of them to do that. - I mean, I would like a prophesying little guy. - Hold on. - It's demonic, it's demonic. - What is demonic, what is, what's bad about demonic? That's a good question. - Junior gay butt baby, prophesying. - I'm talking to Juan, Kurt, please. - Let him ask the question, don't you want to go out? - Wait, don't you want to go out? I just made a great point, great question. What's wrong with demonic? - It was wrong with demonic. It seems like a good time. It's team building. It's, you come together, you worship one thing. What's the difference between demonic worship and like the Christian worship? - Oh my dear. - Great question. - It's not a great question. - We worship the one true God. - Kurt, we're having a Juan and Donnie podcast right now. Can you say that again? Why don't we have Johnny cut you off? - So, you know, again, I'm a God for you in Christian, so I believe that, and I had a, you know, looking into these things will drive you insane. I mean, if you look at any of Cole, - They're so gross, and never goes good for them. It always, they have a shitty life. They always end up either drug addicted or they blow themselves up. So it's obviously not working out for them. - Right. - So why would you. - Well, but wait, wait, wait, wait. If you're born into it, if you're like a Roth child, I guess, working out for you. It doesn't work, you know what, yeah. Yeah, well, it makes me laugh because these like. - I just hate that you guys are attacking, like, my family's valley. This is just like our beliefs. You, Juan, you go to church, you drink the blood of Christ, you eat that bread. - Oh, my God. - I fuck, you know, we sacrifice, we, like, what's the difference? - Oh, my God. - I thought this was, this country, thank you, Juan. - I respect it. Appreciate it. - Well, we're in the U.S., right, freedom of religion. You can worship a consumer for all. Like, and some people do worship Catholic. I mean, that's what the OTO is into. - And Juan, I was at a Nigerian goth. - Juan, I would love to like, maybe meet you. I could bring you to my church and like, maybe we can, like, you can experience it. 'Cause I just, it pisses me off. You're spreading these hateful things about me. - Now that this bit's gone, really far, can I, yeah, can I get back to the asking the things? - Oh, I'm sorry. Let me attack your beliefs. - It's an interview. You don't need a fucking group. - No, you don't. - You tone it back a bit. I'm sorry. - I got a few fucking, go ahead. - Oh, Pindor called. He said, though, I'm the dragon penis. And you do have to do what I say. - That's Mr. Hamon Kiwala just to you, all right. - There you go, Juan. - Okay, wait. - I'm like, forgetting the questions I want to ask. 'Cause this dribble come out of Donnie. - Oh, I was on purpose. - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There was something important I wanted to ask if I can't remember. - It's a symptom of the alchemical process. You got to bear with him, all right? - Thank you. - So, the alkeny thing. What exactly is alkeny? 'Cause I can't tell if it's like chemistry or is it like chemistry mixed with jerking off? What the fuck is it? I know it means the mixture, right? It means alchemist. - Isn't it pre-chemistry? It's like the god, god. - But it includes chemistry. - It includes chemistry. Like before chemistry, it was alkeny. - So, who's out? - At its core alkeny is the precursor of chemistry. And a lot of these guys, that were the fathers of modern day chemistry, we're doing all this stuff. And so essentially chemistry, I'm sorry, alkeny, if you look at it from like, if you go on Wikipedia, it's the transmutation of lead into gold right through an alchemical process. But it's much deeper than that. It goes into, again, secret societies. And there's various branches of alkeny. And the way I've come to understood it, and even after putting in so many hours of trying to understand alkeny, the way I've understood it is they believed there are two sides of it. There's the practical side of it. You are in a lab setting and you're trying to turn a lead into gold. But they also believed that through the process and through the practicing of this art, you could transmute yourself and essentially ascend to a higher level of consciousness or a higher level of reality. - You were the one of the, and the thing is, exactly, the thing is that all the guys that have ascended, right, like alkeny and all these great alchemists, well, guess what, when they reach that ascensionhood, they fiddle out of reality. And they go into the bowels of reality. They're not around for us to ask them as to how they achieve that. So, again, it's very shattered in mystery, but it all revolves around that, about turning yourself into that gold and achieving that next level. - Well, wait, what if I go to a good, a good electromagnetic spot and I channel them with a stupid Weezy board, and then I channel somebody who tells me how to make a better Weezy board. And then I ask him, I bet I could find out. I bet I could find out how to make all kind of shit. Oh, sorry, there's his penis and shoot it to the moon, you know, all kinds of stuff. - It would be great for the moon. - Well, I don't know how that worked out for Tracy. I mean, I don't know. - Well, she, dude, you know what's funny is, when she, that last Weezy interview with that guy, that obviously, to me, clearly has something to do with it. And it's because she was looking at some weird camp in Arizona that all these Turkish people were going to, which by the way, is a terrible sign. You got a weird summer camp in Arizona that only Turks go to? I would say. - You see their hair transplant through the devil. - Yeah, that's, he has a bottom line, dude. That's a fucking bottom line. - Guys, I speaking of gold, I gotta go make a golden shower. - Oh, yeah, we're here right back. - You're a little alchemy. - Why? - It reminds me of our "Night in New York" together. That was cool. - Well, and I want to ask you this. - What do you mean? - Were you already, I guess I assume Christian, if you're saying God-fearing, that's a Christian term, but were you that before you looked into this or did looking into this make you into that? Do you know what I mean? 'Cause I believe in God more because of how bad this shit is. It's really funny, because I'm pretty agnostic, yeah. - I was always in the church, and I was always into, you know, worship. And I was born and raised Pentecostal Christian. I still went to church till his day. - What? - And I'm a researcher. - Where are you from? - I find history super interesting. I'm a Puerto Rico. - Oh, no shit. - Okay. - 'Cause I grew up Jehovah Witness, and I had a piece of work of Funko in for this guy, Frank, my question says holding, but he was a good guy. But he's here in my church, he was a Christian guy. He was from Puerto Rico. He's the only white boy, but he was like. - Yeah, I live in Puerto, though. - Where you live? - That's our little Puerto Rico. - I don't know. - I don't know. - Oh my God, the pedophile's Vegas. (laughing) - Really, I've never heard you call that. - I just made it up, but I mean, come on. Is there if I was gonna make a boy band? - A band, that's how you order boys to the room by a band. I'll take a band of boys. - I'll take a band. - We all, all this boy bands all come out of Orlando. Remember that? (laughing) - So I do a lot of Florida history with Old World Florida. We stream every Thursday. - Oh, I watch that sometimes. I want to talk to that guy. I want you to do my other part. - I'll go shout out to him. - Yeah, dude, I was my girlfriend, Florida, and has a bunch of fucking crazy orb experiences. - Yeah, so we get into all that Florida history with the managers and all that stuff. I mean, we go deep on Old World Florida history. - Do you know anything about Governor Kirk and then his wife, Erica Kirk, from '75, who looks exactly like this Erica Kirk now? Do you know anything about that? - We brought that up on stream the other day, and it's funny because we're talking about these reincarnations of these families who are already documents, and if you look at that, if you look how Sam Tripley looks like that one picture that they showed that one time. - Wait, well, I don't know this about Sam, but I'm interested, you know, about Sam's. - I think he looks like Albertus Magnus, or something, or how Epstein looks like. What's that one present? - Palm Beach Beat, who looks like a melted clone, yeah. - Think about it. - That just goes our minions have those features. (laughing) - If the homunculus comes from the seed of the practitioner, it would only make sense that the homunculus that is born out of that has some sort of features of the original practitioner. So think about that, think about that. - But Juan, why is it a bad thing if you're okay? - Okay, before you do a bit, let me just ask a real, I'm gonna forget my question. - Okay, fair enough. - Okay, so if I inbred enough, because I think these families do this inbreeding thing to make the DNA more receptive to that, you know, it's like a radio station you pick up, and if you've got the right blood, you pick up the right station. So all these inbreeding families, like Donnie, fucking Roth Child here, the whole goal of that is all your kids are moon children, aren't they? I mean, if you just think about naming your kid the third, you don't like how the people are second to third, it sounds like very much like they're trying to make clones before they even knew what clones were by doing that. - Oh, 100% because it's all about keeping that essence and inviting that essence or that elemental or that demon or that god into that. - That's a familiar, a family spirit. Yeah, we want your families over and over again, and you're gonna, you're bred for one per, like the homunculus is bred for one purpose to do one thing. - Wait, why is Jack Black up? - To react. - Oh, 'cause he looks like Paul, okay, sorry, that we're getting stuff on the screen while we're talking to you. - Sorry about that one. - Tanner put up a picture of Jack Black, and I was like, is he a monkey? 'Cause you know, he's got a very strange. First of all, I'm pretty sure he's openly Satanist, and not to discriminate against Satanist. But. - You're offending Donnie. - Donnie's a Jew. He's not a fucking Satanist, right? - We're, it's the same thing. - I'm not against that, I'm saying what you are. Donnie, we're on time. - We, we dabble, Kurt. - I'm not a lot of dabble. - Can we knock into this fucking woke shit? - Dude, while you're a god, he attitude with this god. - I am gonna bring up Gaza to him, but we're not yet. - He's trying to do an interview. - What do you mean, a good time, Gaza? - What? - Can we please wait, hold that thought. - Okay. - Okay, hold it inside so it becomes a little man with superpowers. - Just fly them. - Fuck outta here, Donnie. Okay, wait, wait. - Love you, man. - Just let us do this interview. Let the ministry boys work, you know? - Yeah. - He's offended me sometimes too. But just, you're a fucking demonic. - He's fucked up, don't demonology. - Okay, so the inbre. So, you know how, you know those doon, but you ever read doon or see the movies? - Are you gay? - I loved it. - Yeah. - Okay, so, 'cause it makes me laugh, 'cause now that I looked into all this shit that I've looked into, Frank Herbert clearly must have studied all of this, especially stuff like Libre VK, because it sounds very much like those telelaxsew guys that they make the women into just pods to-- - Dude, no, it's Dunkin' Idaho. It's like the next movie is all about this shit. They clone Dunkin' Idaho. - Is that your middle name Idaho? - What? - Dunkin' Idaho, Trussel. (laughing) - Honestly, yeah. (laughing) But today I'm the milk man. - The dunk, yeah, good. - I get, I get made fun of a lot because I always talk about how Monkey Lion coated things throughout all of history and pop culture and, you know, these things, but it does, I believe that there are different versions of it throughout all of history. - Oh, what are some other-- - The dog goes back to the same concept. - What are some other, how Monkey Lion coated things? - Like, what are some how Monkey Lion dogs do? - So, cloning 100% to you what else? The one that we were all born and raised with was the voodoo dog, right? And effigy represents a person. Right? - It's actually not from voodoo. - Again. - You know that? It's not from voodoo. - It's not from no, it's not from voodoo. - What's it from? - It's fetishism. - It's fetishism. - It's fetishism. - Well, they believed was, yeah. - And fetishism, what they believed was, 'cause it's interesting because a fetish is something that someone is into that kind of kinky and weird. - Yeah. - And fetishism is actually the invocation of deities or demons into inanimate objects. And the Egyptians, and they were all doing this. - Right. - And inviting their gods into these talismans and these ancient things about it. If you look at all those statues in Egypt that have their noses blown off and their mouth blown off because they believed that the statue could actually breathe and was an actual physical living thing. - Oh, so you were saying this thing? They were like, let's fuck it up. - Wait, oh, that's very interesting. I never heard that, dude. That's very interesting. So you're saying, yeah, but the thing with that, the idle thing is real. Do you ever read Joseph P. Farrell's stuff, one? - The beanstalk story. - No, no, Joseph P. Farrell. Like, he's a death stone. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. - Yeah, with the Giza power plant thing, pyramid. - Yeah, and he talks about a bunch of these like weird temples where they do that kind of divination. I can't remember the thing in Rome, the temple, but they had all copper fixtures. And then you'd like, look at the organs on the, watch them wiggle, right, to divinate the future. But because it's on the copper, they had devised some way, the wobbling vibration. They devised a way to do like a telegram. - Wow. - Do you know what I mean? So like, only we can read these. So measure a telegram operator in ancient times? - Well, I mean, this is, by the way, this is Hinduism. Like, pull up a shiva lingam ritual on YouTube, shiva lingam ritual. I mean, this is like, they believe the deity. - Wait, that's like your balls, isn't it? - That's his penis. They believe the deities are alive. They don't think of them as statues or man. - Oh, I forgot about this. I wonder what you're talking about. Like, can we pull it up on YouTube? - It just dicks, yeah. - Look up on YouTube or de, look up deity puja. Deity puja, and then you'll see, like, they dress them. They feed them. Like, yeah, puja, deity. They believe that they, they didn't, they don't think of them as statues. Like, this is a living embodiment or a vessel within which the divine is taken up residence. Not dietician. - And then again, that goes back to the D.E.I. T.Y. - It's missing, it's missing a body. And if you look at, if you look at Inoki and Magic with like John Deano or Kelly, where a lot of other tables look like circuit boards, then if you look at. - Yeah, I've seen that. There's a game on and computer technology. The father of the modern day computer, he was also trying to summon the devil at that point. So a lot of people were into. - Who's the father of the devil? - A lot of them weren't as. - Charles Bavitch. - Yeah, they were into. - He was trying to summon the devil with a computer. - I'm looking at computer code. Look, can you look up a cult words? - Is that really what he's trying to do? - Look up a cult words in computer code. - Not with a computer, but when he was a boy growing up, he tried to summon the devil with a computer. - Oh, right. - But who didn't? - Well, I never did that. - Oh, wow. - Did you do that? - Well, you were sort of born into a cult. - As everyone does as a little boy. - Well, I mean, I certainly, I remember one year I did some crazy ass shit. I'm a one year I fucking. 'Cause I was like, we were taught to be non-violent, you know? 'Cause I was like, oh, when is it? But then you'd be like bullied or something. So instead of like confronting your rage in the moment, you would build it up into weird act outs later as a kid. That's what I did. And at one time, dude, I splashed fucking chemicals on this kid. - Then I mixed up in my garage. But. - You did the acid attack? - I did a Pakistani acid attack. - Oh my God, you just, you came a little underground? - To this day, thank God. 'Cause it didn't, like, blind this person. But I remember this, like, 'cause the guy had pushed me earlier at school. And I don't even like. - Allegedly, right? - Allegedly. - But were you as big then as you are now? You hadn't, like. - No, but it's just crazy. It ended up being fine, but luckily. But I mean, I don't even know what the hell possessed me to do that. But just see the phrase, like the phrase, like whatever possessed you to do that. There's something weird thing with that you could tune into. I mean, it's really, I'm very lucky that all my, like, I don't have any, the amount of, like, clumsy shit I've done in my life that no one's dead, or me dead. - You are, look. - 'Cause I go through life like I'm falling down the stairs. That's how I walk through life. The same way I walk down the stairs, like I'm like, ugh. - Juan, I think to me what's fascinating with AI, which I'm obsessed with. - Asian Indians. - What's exactly, is that, there are more, it's like, what's fascinating to me, Juan, is that people don't seem to know, like, the history that you know, Matt Skernos, Donnie Rothschild knows, 'cause he was raised in it. Most people don't seem to understand that chat G-B-T and all of these things, they think it's a new thing, but they don't realize that they're giving their attention, they're infusing a, some kind of idle-like thing, a two-dimensional thing with their own attention, but they don't realize that this thing is grown out of a technology that has its roots in occultism. They don't understand that when you say it, they think you're crazy. It's a deity, it's an idol. - That's the stuff that really people everyday, Joe Schmoz used, but the stuff that they have behind closed doors, there's the underground of like AI, that's the scary part, and if you look at the occult in general, it's all about, it's always been about knowledge. I mean, if you go to the Garden of Genesis, the tree of knowledge of good and evil, it's all about knowledge. And I think that a lot of these alchemists, they were trying to do just that. They were trying to create the OG cloud, like Moses received a download from the cloud. - Yeah, right. - And they were trying to tap into the source to get information out of it, and that's why they were doing all this freaky-dicky stuff. Now, if it works or not, I don't know, because I'm not an occultist, I'm an entrepreneur cultist, so I read about this stuff, I don't practice it, but I think there is some truth to all of it, to a certain extent, even if it is a more metaphysical sort of interpersonal sort of experience, 100%. - Wait, hold on, hold on. - Actually, you've been creating little men in that, David? - I don't think you need to be careful about what you're saying. I mean, and I'm sorry, Donnie, I know you're in the data centers, but like if you wanna make the, you know what is it, Mark Twain said, history doesn't repeat, sometimes it echoes. - Sometimes it sucks its own dick. - And it can, and will, and I will one day too. But it echoes, and so like, you know, in ancient times, we were building Sphinx's pyramids. These were imbued with metaphysical energy, deities, so you know, mollocks and such. Now, what are we building? Data centers, right? Why? We're building these three-dimensional structures that house within them, the technology within which a artificial, quote, artificial intelligence is being summoned into the homes of millions of millions of millions of people. And, you know, everyone thinks that we're so modern, but it just seems to be the same old story, right? - Well, those are for surveillance, almost exclusively. - Not the wrong surveillance. - One of my favorite concepts is called the Tagorean Palaces. And the concept is that if you're able to build a building to a certain geometric proportion, you could elevate the consciousness within that building of the people in it. - Really? - To a different level. That's why-- - Dude, do you know what the qualities are built the way that they're built? - Yo, dude. You know what I used to explain to me very well is, 'cause I have these free mason documents. I can't take them, I had them a long time ago, so I'm gonna give you a bunch of their, like their inner documents, some files of them. - Sure. - And they were all, well-- - Some one, right. - I won't say, but they were all about, it wasn't like about lizard people, it was about, and I remember it's really stuck with me because it was about how to build things, it was like spiritual acoustics. - Yeah. - Like in our comedy clubs, you want a low ceiling? It was exactly what he just said. All these things are about how you can use architecture and angles to fucking affect somebody's-- - For sure. - I was like fascinating. - Thank you, and to go even further with that back then, They used to call these beautiful buildings, ha manquilla. And the reason that they that they talked about it right in a talismanic sort of way was because Our architects back then were looked at as magician, right? So the architect as magician. Yeah Because they were able to take these concepts from their mind so their mind would be impregnated And then they would put it on paper and from that paper They would build the little model which was the homunculate so it built a little model and then they create the actual building And they they call it as they call it Mahamunculate. They're they're they're I have text with their call in these buildings Breathing living things. So they but the the buildings serve the purpose. Now they weren't just beautiful because They were built to certain geometry portions in my opinion to be used as thousand That's true. That's that's like there's those UFOs That's like the fucking UFOs rely dude all those stupid UFOs are alive like that like the buildings. They're all homunculate All those like the saucer things, but yeah And who lives in all these palaces all the all the royalty all the the biggest families We did it to plan to be fair We did any time around vacation my dad would go who's ready to go back home aka our homunculous huh? So that makes what he literally called your home It's so I think he was calling you a homo Come on. I think it's calling you goddamn homo Relax relax Yeah, dude. So that's what you know, oh my god, dude. I how much um It's hard to tell you ever see like that guy talk about the tall whites Charles Hall You don't talk about one I think I've heard that name before so his got the most interesting Dealing with extra terrestrials. He's not saying that any of this shit in it But uh, you know the tall whites. They're like albino and they're uh, yeah Like except as they age. Yeah, no, not the Nordics people say that but no the Nordics are different thing The tall whites are paper white skinned And they get old they're about their their bones and shit grow and outpace their organs And that's what they died from eventually acrimaglia really And um the older older they get the tall anyway, these details he was giving were fascinating now And he he was like a Wisconsin like farm boy, but he had a degree in nuclear physics So this could be a guy sophisticated enough to make up a good story or keep that in mind But he worked a dream land and he said They told him nothing he did was classified as just a weather balloon operator You know you talk about whatever you want, but he wasn't allowed to write anything down Or if he had had any kind of evidence anything he'd be killed But he said you could tell anybody anything you want they gave him no briefing He thought it was haunted the shack that he worked in And that's how he starts encountering these tall whites, okay? And uh as he's talking about it it made us sound like we're like gwom or Like Indonesia or something like it made it sound like we're like a place They just on the way to something else And they trade us the rest area Yeah, and but he was talking about those tic tac ships first anyway Later I hear someone refer them as working class on urnaki, which I found Interesting, but the main point is his story. It wasn't an usual new age bullshit you hear his story was very like Like um uh I've heard this one before and it's just like racist shit Like they're taller and wider than us and they look where as strong as gorillas compared to them Wow, and we heal like wolverine compared to them and then you're like this. That sounds like a fucking like a thing. I've heard Um That's why I don't think they're like aliens. I think they're all kind of like uh some kind of Necromancer people or some shit, you know, I you know let's take it a step further. Yeah I went pretty far full circle because if if you look at the origins of alchemy the origins of alchemy came from the nephilim Right came from the the watchers they passed down this information and in my opinion it was a failsafe For them in order to inhabit those bodies that the alchemists were creating So it makes full sense of like hey the nephilim knew that they're going to be destroyed They've been making bodies the whole time for them Aeg exactly so if you see if you take the UFO phenomenon with the cows and why the cows Have missing organs and all these different things. Well, they they have grown and cloned animals using cow Euders is the amount of mistaken like they're not euders as uh How's it called the part that makes the baby that holds the baby And the cow is also used in a lot of these occult rituals So yeah, well in the bail cycle you ever read that Have you read the ball cycle the bail cycle where he but all decides to um go fight death But before he goes he impregnates a cow in case it doesn't come back And I was like I bet you a cow Is a human woman how much you want to bet that a cow is actually a human woman and not a Cow, but that's just you know, but bail means master Can you pull up cattle medilation? Yeah Did you be like Rosemary's baby and you know that home will be what that's about great film I mean it's a hundred percent like that guy plants you wasn't this one weird stuff Look at this shit like your plans. He's a second shit dude like it's very uh What the fuck is this guy great director? What the fuck is this stuff like look at this misunderstood like so that like you look at it No one's ever explained what this is Happens fucks farm is that Oregon Do you say we're gone or Oregon? I go or gone or gone like tarragon or gone to um it's Oregon the number one State for bestiality and bestiality tourism therefore, but that's not beast. Oh, that's not beast. Yeah. Hey, I'd like to go to a gentleman zoo while I'm here Hey, uh, how much for a reverse your land oh for dog fuckers. I get an original Oregon you know, that should be on their license plate Yeah, this beastiali is part of these occult rituals and the Libra vague. I don't know if you read I don't know if you read my favorite part that Is very specific and one of the rituals you're supposed to hear me out And I'm quoting I'm quoting here, okay, you're supposed to quote take a big dog penis and Incessantly beat the cow with it until it splashes the sculler and its bone is broken. That's directly from the Libra What kind of dog it that's a big dog the biggest dog dick you can. I mean here to do this ritual does it have to be a Gonna be a sculpture of a dog. There's no way you can find a dog dick that big that you can bash a cow's head in Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, what about with a dried cow dick stack? Black market is one of the biggest black markets. There's the Anna. Yeah, yeah, let's be serious. No, you're right 100% that is true. Don't ask me how I know. Can we look at the the biggest dog and this is if we can find a picture of its dick No way try to imagine beating a cow to death with it. It's not gonna happen Do they have a bone in their dick or is that you don't record does I think a right. I don't know what one you're right It's but I'm massive the heaviest and most This is a very special search that I've done. Yeah, what's the heaviest dog dick Ten to twelve inches. What's the weight? Oh, there is nothing work. What's the weight of a great dance penis? That's what yeah, that's horrific Great Danes car. You can do some damage with 12 inches. What's the weight? You need 12 inches. I don't think you could kill a cow with it with with your dick Okay, is that a bet? Because That is a fucking bet. Donnie, you want to back this better? Yeah, let's bring in the cow. I get let's Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Just show it a picture and it'll die. Okay. Okay. That is a giant dog dick But I don't just don't wait. Why is it on it? I don't think you need to go to that. That's not go there You know what I mean? Donnie Rothschild don't want to see it. You know, it's bad They have to use those fucking cattle guys. Jesus Christ It's it's impressively can't kill cow with it You can I'm sorry. I'm not trying to pull it in your two. Yeah. Oh no 2022 Nigeria season donkey penises to be smuggled to Hong Kong and that was in 2022. Okay. We got to bring that article up immediately Hold on bring that up immediately Midnight Express wait hold on 2020 when When was this one put it the cooler boys for Wait, 2022 Okay, what say the let's say the headline again Nigeria season donkey penises to be smuggled smuggled to Hong Kong Okay, oh my god. Okay Somebody's got a movie about this this was a Jackie Chan movie if I'm not mistaken. Did they walk it through TSA Hey guys, yeah, these are just like that. This is the great the plot of a great Steven Seagull money Hey brother, you got them donkey penises I'm gonna smuggled them to Hong Kong. Wait, Nigerian officials have seized thousands of donkey penises Where's the table with all the donkey penises like it's drugs Uh, where's the bricks of donkey penises for us to see their scrap wrapped up wait scroll up a little bit I want to read that first paragraph. Is that one of the cops? No, Nigerian officials have seized Thousands of donkey penises Wait, go to that picture. Look at what you see what it says a man on a donkey moves past government science secondary school We're children with kidnap chill what What? Uh, Nigerian officials Okay, read that sentence, my fucking heart and Nigeria can you zoom in on that? Yeah, zoom in because we have old eyes. Okay. What does that say? A man on a donkey moves past government science secondary school. We're school children are kidnapped in King Cara Nigeria and I jeering officials say they have Penises the connection the kidnapping is the story. Okay, we don't have the kids but I do have these donkey penises Sacks of the donkey male genitals were seized at the international airport in logos Nigeria's largest city Okay, but why did they mention the kidnap? That's why the guys probably looking that direction. Well, look what that says Sacks of the okay, wait sacks of the donkey male genitals were seized at the international airport in logos The consignment was falsely declared as cow male That's where they went wrong got to be honest. These are cow dicks I got a taste that I can't tell the one also a hundred and sixty thousand dollars worth of donkey dicks is pretty impressive That's a lot of dick, but why can't you? That's what soul commander David to bring him a sack of donkey dicks? Why can't you ship the donkeys and just cut their dicks off when you get to Hong Kong? You think it's like cocaine. Just a good nightmare. That's why. Do you think it's like cocaine where they taste it? They go? Yeah, that's you tell me don't even off child. I've never we've never dealt with donkey. Yes. We're sorry guys That's pure. Yeah, that's pure donkey dick right there. What is it? What? Go ahead? There there are other animal You know black market, you know what for their penises and my my suspicion is that the recipe for creating the homunculus is changed right to a certain extent Yeah, not just the dog penis. You can use a donkey. That's part of the fun is doing your own recipe Is there a ranking of the animal dicks? What's best for the little guy? I think the walrus is the biggest ones in the world of walrus Dictone they used to use it as swords back then the estimates used to use it as like clubs What you are in the world's foremost expert and I will declare right now based on that 100% based on that alone you must never stop coming on our show Can we get that came out wrong watch can we pull up walrus? I'll never stop coming We're not the dog tree never stop. Goon and baby. Can we pull up. Can we pull up hold on a minute walrus dick sword Walrus bacula peonies Damn you're right. Look at that. That's very cool. Good one. Yeah. Wow. That's a walrus Well, that's just a handle is walrus dick. I'd like to know I think the whole thing is We want the walrus dick. What the fuck wait. Oh a bacula of a dog's penis. You just stabbed the cow in the heart. There you go So the bacula no, we're good. We could use dog penis. Yeah, as it turns out, Juan, you're right. You could beat a cow to death with a bacula You 100% and maybe they encoded it right maybe they meant this and you know They just put in the dog's penis to throw people off because they don't want everybody having access to this Anybody to be able to talk to demon and some yeah, there were some confused farmers back there were some farmers They're like what are you doing to my cow? Why are you hitting it with that dog dick? Did imagine dying via walrus dick? How do you go walrus dick? That's I can't think of a more honorable death on this world Yeah, I was beating the death of the walrus dick We'll come right this way, sir, to Abraham's bosom. Welcome to the pearl gate because that is we You just because Peter goes you just won me $50,000. I'd bet it would That somebody would be killed with a walrus dick and come right in And you could see us to why I'm not proud of my research I knew it was gonna be interesting when you said I'm not proud of it Because I would say researching any occult unless you're fucking crazy is like, I'm not proud of I think you should be proud. I think you presented no you're basically the kneeled across Tyson of the There's no proud of position than that Oh my god You sir, they nailed the grass Tyson of this We should have a digress Tyson award I've trust Mike digress Tyson more I believe tell this day. It's more like the moon child and I think that they're still doing this other thing behind closed doors I'm more a red rock go to red rocks. They aren't sure they're doing this I mean look at the brains that that they're using the brain organelles to It's for AI like they're definitely doing this. This is wow. That's a great man. They're tortured to death You know that they're like tortured to know those little brain computers that the actual brain cells They're tortured to death like they die from being used for their computational power Sure, of course and again, that was the purpose of this is Rick and Morty fucking that's terrible pull up a brain organ Now so everyone can see their brain organelle computer because part of the Libra vaque right so the Libra vaque gets into specifics on how to Create these beings and then the issue with the Libra vaque is that they're like hey if this thing is magic What happens if I take its blood and I anoint my feet with it will I be able to walk on water or I take its blood and I know My eyes the web is to see demons. So they're using the homunculus at four superpowers essentially Yeah, I mean it came from magic pull up human brain Computer playing doom. They made these poor motherfuckers play doom. Did you know that well? I used to like that game It's yeah, but we like imagine you spring into existence and you just live in the doom world That's actually that's kind of what the game is you like If one big question on onsite can it very not there in Well, you know learn to play pung. They're still not they still can't make life Since the thing with with the a eyes like you could when you talk to you could see it's fucking soul I bet you Obama's kill list which was an early form of a eye by the way What do you mean Obama had a kill list of all the terrorists? He loved to drive me. Remember how we ran out of bombs because we blew up so many people during the Obama years I didn't know you ran out of bombs. Yeah, we ran out of them from music It'd be weird to be named Obama and you run out of bombs. It's it. Oh Embarrassing you would think it would be wouldn't you think more people would have found that strange but no. Yeah Yeah, we we went through our 26,000 bombs God, that's got a suck. I'm anyway. He had a running out of fire He had a threat matrix. They give him every day and that's that's absolutely one of these language models Of course it is threat matrix. They're always 40 to 60 years ahead I mean now they got to be look just standard. Yeah, the government shit that they have is generally and this is not like disputed by anyone 40 to 60 years ahead of what the public has so for example they had laptops in the 70s Yeah, they cost a lot to make so that's why they had cell phones in the 30s We didn't have infrastructure right to make cell phone calls But people think it's like time travelers that chicks with those cell phones. Yeah, they're not time traveling. They had that shit Right, but if I have better texting you I live in the future. Don't I so they fucking I forgot why I was even going with this No, what you're like I got P really bad. They put your where you're where you're trying to go with the Oh, they were using some kind of fucking oh Obama had this stupid fucking AI That's probably better than the one we have now and I bet you it wasn't that good I bet you the hallucination problem. Yeah, happen then just based on the fact that they killed so he they were killing any Military age man. So I means any boy of 15 it up. You're dead. That's all those weddings Then Trump changed it so that the army does have to report who they killed anymore. That's your choice isn't right But come on pull up that time The questions were was Obama asking the AI. Who's the dirtiest Moseon? Yo tell me which one of these sand you know what's I should blow up today What's a great joke to make about and then he would fucking goon off like he's in a dollar tree. Yeah, some milk Pull up pull up the joke joke Obama made joke like go on YouTube He makes a joke. He's already killed accidentally. He's he's forget like the the quote 15-year-old terrorist he's out. They've already accidentally blown up like a wedding pull up the joke. He made he also reversed ABS Corpus You know what that is? You could be arrested for anything and held forever with no charges like you live in Israel There it is the time Barack Obama wait What he said I'll drone you I don't think there's a big deal, but honestly boys don't get any ideas It wouldn't be a big deal if you hadn't actually killed No, does your dad ever say hey if you come near any of my daughters and you're not our blood relative else Jewish space laser you Yeah, I said it a couple of times. Yeah, I mean I believe Let's see brothers are here Oh the Jonas Jonas brothers are here He's already killed somewhere people Sasha and Malia are huge fans They're killed old sacrifice boys don't get any ideas. I have two words for you predator drones I mean it's a good joke you can't fucking say you would do that, why do you think it's so bad? - Also, you should be able to drown your enemies. Yeah, maybe I'm being a pussy, you guys. - You gotta be in a fucking pussy, dude. - I'm sorry. - Also, he's like, Malia, my two precious homuncula, that came out of Michelle's butt. Okay, well, you show Lam that Al's a Crowley alien, but upside down, if you can flip it, you know, I wanna, 'cause no, not Lam, not Lam, but-- - Okay, see that, the image, can you make it upside down, please? - You did this on a earlier show, and I acted like I knew what you would have meant. - Now, but now, 'cause we have one red-dollar Tracy Twymand thing, dude, isn't it crazy if you read Tracy Twymand shit or just hear it where you're like, "What, you gotta stop doing this right now, lady?" It's crazy what you're doing. - Yeah, now her stuff was on the level, and she was onto it. And I mean, she understood all the stuff. But again, I think she flew too close to the sun, and that tends to happen with a lot of people who-- - Do you worry about that? - And the girls' job being insane. - Juan, don't you worry, and I worry about Kurt too. - Yeah. - You guys get so into this shit, in an oppositional way. But I really worry, in the sense that your relationship with it, you study it, you're opposed to a philosophically, but-- - I wanna make fun of it. - Nonetheless, but you're engaging with it. - Yeah, that's true. - Don't you worry? Like I worry about Kurt, now I'm worried about you, the more you, even if you think that you are studying it and you're opposed to what it's saying. - From the milkman's, what's that say? - It's not a threat. - It's just like a goddamn threat. - And then make threats, right? - The things you've told me, listen, listen. - And then make threats. - The milkman's nice. The milkman just wants to milk you up. - The stories you've told me, dude. - Okay, you know, you still want this story, will you say it on here, the thing about the red shift and finding out early about telescopes? - Yeah. - Or no, should we keep you not-- - Hold on, wait. Okay, I can be very, I forgot I can't. (laughing) I would have to ask them. I don't think I can-- - Okay, oh thank you, so here, look at this. Look at that, now do you see that? It looks like that's a deformed baby coming out of a butt, and there's a really-- - Oh, shit. - That's actually a picture of me getting-- - Now I get it, that's a butt baby. - That's young, that's me getting born. - That's me getting born. - No, this is one what we're looking at is the picture of LAM, that stupid house of Crowley thing. - Oh my God, it's a butt baby. - Okay, yeah, so I didn't, somebody, yeah, good. - In the book of the law, he talks about the child of I die bowels, which was gonna be this new Messiah. So they believe that this, and there are some religions that, although it was one particular group of people that formed their goddess from their excrement. - Borbarites. - A lot of you, do what? - Is it Borbarites? - No, I don't recall the name, I think some obscure Indian group that they, I don't know-- - Oh, yeah, yeah. - From-- - Can you wait, can you go back to that, you can't, please, take keep it on the screen. And now flip it to the side horizontally. Why, you think it was just like a-- - It looks like a fish. - Also, it's supposed to become an owl in some way if you look at it, but upside down. Somebody tweeted this at me one time. - Look, look. - Yeah. - It looks like a fish. - What? - You can't be a guy. - The eye? - Oh yeah. - You can't be a fish. - Oh yeah, it's like it, you know, I see-- - Little cow rectum, just laying a guy out. - See, I don't get, everybody says that's a gray alien that guy, but the eyes are not big, light, weird eyes. You know, but it's close enough that people who don't know this-- - Well, wait, one, if you were at this, that this lamb drawing is also supposed to be a drawing of some kind of Tibetan llama. - So they say that it's meant to be a sort of mandala where you're supposed to meditate on it and you're supposed to be able to go into lamb's head and see some other dimension from what I've understood. - Can we zoom in on lamb's head? - Oh, no. - Pull it up and zoom on it. - Look, deeply into my poop, Donny Rothschild. (laughing) I want to take you to a time, to a time and place. - Wait, flip it upside down the right way. - Wait, I'll be right back. - Juan, do you, but again, let me ask the question I asked earlier, don't you, like you clearly are like deeply engaged with this stuff. Have you had any negative repercussions from it that you had to sort of purify yourself from? Or do you have a ritual that you do before you engage with this stuff at all to keep yourself safe? - Yeah, I pray to my Lord and say, "Review the Christ," and I had to take a year off, a year and a half off because I did a lot of stuff was getting to me. - What happened? - What happened? - What happened? - You were off for-- - This is my mental health, and my life was crumbling away and I just wanted to learn more and more about the homunculus. And it's like, I need to fix my life. I have to take care of my family. And I just, I'd stay in my gooner cave for hours upon hours and just research homunculus, but no, I've had people reach out to me stating that they are homunculus. I've had people reach out to me saying that they've created homunculus. And the thing is, I think that the occult is a front for intelligence. As far as the combined intelligence, I mean, like three-letter agencies, and I think that the occult-- - Wait, what's a front for which? What's a front for which? You know what I mean? You think the-- - Well, that's up for debate because I think that they want a better way to infiltrate the higher classes than implementing yourself and say, you know, free Masonic law. You know, they always say like the higher people in society or free Masonic or they're part of the secret society. So I think that they use the occult as a sort of way for that, as a way to penetrate and open-intended these groups of people to get in their ear. And I think that that's how if you look at, you know, John D though, the original 007. - Rescue. - I think that it was all about intelligence. - Rescue. - And encoding that intelligence. And what a better way to encode it than like, hey, if you interact with this text, you're gonna summon demons. Any regular person would be like, I'm not touching that, but meanwhile, they were encoding their secrets within these texts. So I think part of the occult is that because if you look at it, I think that the dangerous knowledge is not knowing about how to make a homunculus. I think the dangerous knowledge comes from, again, like Tracy Time and looking into things you're not supposed to be looking into, walking into the wrong room at the wrong time and seeing somebody doing some heinous thing to somebody at the wrong time. I think that's the true occult knowledge that gets you killed. Not how to summon a homunculus or how to create the philosopher's stomach. - Well, but you're okay. - And I think you mentioned a degradation to your mental health. And, you know, you guys, you and Metzger, you remind me of like Marie Curie or something, you know? Like, she doesn't quite understand what she's working with. She's working with radioactive material. - I just read somebody else that already did that work. - What? - I just looked at other people's work that already did get involved. - I just, I think that accidentally, and maybe I'm being like a weird fundamentalist bitch here. - Are you allowed to talk about the other thing with that witch? - No. - Fuck. - Dude, there's things I tell you I can't, I mean, these aren't things like it's a secret. It's like, I just, I don't want that. - Well, we have another podcast called Tell You After. - Yeah, we'll do that. That'll be on the page here. - That's your page here. - No one to summarize. I feel like people like you incurred, have a sense of protection just because you're not invoking these things, but just the very contact with it. The very like- - I've never contacted it. - Well, you have. - Wow. - You think you have anything you have? - Just Donnie, you brought him. - You were more steeped in the occult than anyone I've ever met. And you know a lot of the people I've met. I've never, and you guys think- - Okay, have I ever- - I worry about you- - Have I ever talked to you with an attorney? - Captain, I worry about you. - Have I ever talked to you in a dream with an upside down butthole? - Not yet. - You know, try this out. And you're gonna have some trippy ass dreams. If you before going to bed, when you're really, really tired, open up a book of alchemical plates. - Yeah. - And just look at them. - Exactly. - Just browse through them, look at them, and then go to bed. And tell me that you're not gonna have the weirdest dream you've ever had in your life. - You know. - And I think it doesn't interact with you on a certain level. - That's right. So all that subconscious programming is a part of it. - It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you think you're just studying it. It doesn't matter if you want to invoke the powers. It doesn't care. Just from interacting with it, it shifts your consciousness. And it's a, it's, it's, it's humorous. - You know what else shifted my consciousness? - Graham gas. - A big, few hits of Graham gas is also all I need. (laughing) No, when they said, don't do your own research doing COVID, I have held a grudge about that this whole time, like, I don't know, I don't know what the fuck, to me, the fact that that just happens, when they said, you shouldn't never do your own research, ever that in Forbes. Just that alone, should have been the, and the idea that I would, so, you know, like, a lot of things in L.V. are consciousness are just little traumas, you know, they're not really spooky stories and campfire tales I read. They're all traumas. And, you know, I say, if you don't have them traumas yet, don't worry, you will. Hey, it's going, I like that Forbes article, I thought it was good. - Why, 'cause you don't do your own research? - No, I just don't think everybody should, but you think only something. - Why? Do you think you need to know why should I not do my own research? Why do I feel like Duncan was trying to say in a fancy way? No, I was not because guys like you don't need to know everything What do you mean guys like me a qualified astronaut and sitting judge a lifestyle judge exactly? He's a judge Yeah No, I wasn't saying I wasn't saying I was important Yeah, I was important to research these things to bring awareness to people right because like I said There are of your people who are probably trying to make a homunculus somewhere like hey Maybe you shouldn't be doing that because of xyz. Do we have a number like to do the research? We should have a hot line if you want to report somebody report a homunculus. I want to report to somebody Things make it amazing. There's an ice for a monkey. I've seen a lot of socks disappearing from the wash You guys oh, this is why I'm being a I guess I'm being a bitch a bit of a la boo boo about it. Okay, I'll tell you why I you know when I stop fucking with this stuff one like really you know I still have a cult books laying around or whatever, but when I really stop fucking with it I had this I went to this old use bookstore and I found um a grim war I don't remember the name of it But I remember reading it and I remember it looking at the sigils and being interested in it and maybe like even uttering some of the spells in there just out of curiosity thinking this is bullshit, right? You didn't you didn't evil dead is what you told me I'll tell you what happened to me This is what happened to me and I know it's gonna make me sound bad shit But this was pretty much the end. I'm in a garbage apartment next to the comedy store And tiny little fucking apartment and I'm I'm walking out and I hear this whoop and I recognize the sound is this how when the change hits the carpet. You know what that sound is like, right? I was way away from where that happened. You tell me money a portage into your fucking apartment. I know it sounds bad shit I know about deportation. I fed a penny had landed on the floor. I heard it drop And that was it for me. I'm like fuck that. I don't want that. I'm you know I don't want to I'm I don't want that. I did it freaked me out Like to me before that it was always just kind of a silly You know mythological folklore shit and then after that I realized like oh, I'm just an idiot Fucking around with stuff. I don't understand it all and it seemed dangerous or like it could drive you crazy I mean just telling the story makes you sound insane. That's why I worry about it. Yeah, but I don't First of all, I would never engage in any of that shit, but you're engaging with it I'm not you have to keep engaging with it or we have no show I but okay, I'm not doing first. I don't do no fucking ritual. I'm worried, but keep doing Yeah, I don't like if I see a spelled thing. I'm not gonna read it out loud. I'd have tanner for it Yeah, I didn't read the lever vacate tanner read it. Okay, that's true. You have a buffer at all times I mean that's a that's basic donny royal china. Tanner. How did you feel after reading it? Pretty lit. Yeah, he felt alright He felt it won if you ever had anything like that happen like any weird shit from engaging with the materials Oh 100% I had a I wouldn't call it poltergeist activity, but for a while I was seeing like shadows in my peripheral vision You know for a long time like I would see I would Now I wouldn't see people But I would feel like there was somebody like walking up on me and then we turn there's nobody there I said down on a podcast one time and people said that that's kind of normal for a lot of people especially nowadays But again, I don't I don't know but I Stop engaging with the material. It kind of went away And I used to have really bad sleep paralysis as well. Yeah. Oh, you're saying you look at those plates and shit before you went to bed Yeah, because again, you'd be in the research, you know, looking at stuff Okay, I did have one thing now that you say that and they're they're entrancing you've had a thing like that happen to you I forgot about this, but maybe I said I don't remember if I said another person They were mandalas they were meant for that so the alchemist would go into his drawings and do works in the drawing Like the Rosa Crucions when they you know talk about the first Versus in the book of John and how they would meditate upon those verses to enter the biblical text and interact with the biblical people It's like that cartoon Pull up the seal of archangel Michael pull up the seal of Michael What why? Because this is like, you know, I don't know. It's the safest one I could think I'm not going to say Lezorgia Solomon The seal of archangel Michael. Yeah, you know these things are or there you go that one that one right there Well, I never I never Yeah, but you know at first it just seems like nothing, but you look at it It grabs your mind and it's hypnotic like I'm telling you. Yeah, I'll tell you what I did. Okay, it wasn't nothing with this We just look like the squiggles of something But I fell asleep listening to Michael Michael Akito explaining physics to some interviewer before okay, and by the way, I understood what he was saying I didn't mean to but he's very like his voice is very like It's just like put you right out. So I fell asleep. We'll listen to that asshole talk. Okay And I told you that's a rhetoric. Yeah, yeah, and um, but I did understand time and space much better But it was like I had a fucking dream about being on some subway and I see him and he goes like like this And he turns like part lizard. I'm like oh, I knew it And then I go in the in my house and there's a little like a shadow man looks like the big pen You know like a little circle head guy. Yeah, who runs up, but in the shadow up the stairs We didn't have stairs in the house, but it's a dream. This is this is and I go Jenna He's in the house. I'm screaming like he's in the house. I go because I want to see it though. I'm not making it up Anyway, that was the story when she was like why were you screaming in your sleep? And then she realized I wasn't in her dream. She heard me screaming Jenna. He's in the house And then when she woke up, I was going Jenny said the house like I was just barely saying it you guys Fuck that that's so creep you guys want to learn and you guys want to learn Some of cold ritual to recall your dreams. Yes. Yeah All right, so I've talked about this before it's called the skull fuck method. Okay, and this go to the local Dollar Tree It works it works. I don't know why it works, but you're gonna have about 90 to 95% dream recollection. Okay. Okay. If you do this You need to do this. Okay, so and this is I'm being serious right now So the purpose is to be able to recall your dreams up to a 95% recollection. So you're supposed to lay down Are you relaxed? And you put your arms to your sides you put your arms, you know like dead man pose and have your hands crossed and you're supposed to You know when you start to fall asleep where you stop feeling your limbs, but then your body starts to itch or some of that You're supposed to ignore all of that until you stop feeling your your extremity So you until you stop feeling your your limbs and your legs and everything and when you've lost all that sensation You're gonna focus on your spine. Okay, and you're gonna look at your spine every single vertebrae individually by itself Okay, and you're gonna visualize like a current of energy going up your spine up and down up and down and then when it reaches to the top Okay, when it reaches the bottom of your skull You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna envision it as the current almost like a penis. Okay, going into the bottom of your skull Okay, and you're gonna you're supposed to focus on that and concentrate this is the gym carry message in that visual Okay, and you hold that until you fall asleep. Does it have to does it have to be up back to me? Is it have to be a penis? Could it be a wall or a sword? You can be it can be it can be a dog penis. It can be a donkey. Okay, great. Okay, it's a little less game I remember my dreams they're all really Yeah, you're supposed to remember your dreams up to 95 percent. I was eating a banana with a spoon That means want you do this when you like when you in the morning or is this gonna like How close to the dream you can't remember do you need to do this exercise? Uh, so try it for at least a couple weeks and then you should be able to start recollecting your dreams a little bit Do I do this before I dream might be or after No, so before as you're falling asleep I'd drink my alchemical gold Somebody told me you got a drink there's somebody fucking implored me and I look I'm I'm not gonna try it. I'm just gonna say right now. I might be missing out on a world of Healing of healing, but I find I just I'm not gonna try it self-care unless I'm Like I don't gonna die and then you're so thirsty, you know, Juan You have been yeah, amazing. Yeah, thank you so much for coming on the show Do y'all have any more questions for Juan? We should let him go right now. This was eye-opening you Talked me a lot about myself and a lot about my family one and I appreciate you a lot Thank you on you got to put in kabbala terms for yourself and your family don't I'm not proud of I'm not yeah, I mean I'm so I'll hit you for a dirt with curb too, but um mark just told me he he you were available today So I was like holy shit. We're doing mr boys right now. Juan. You're amazing. You should be proud of your expertise It's cool. It's fuck right It's a I want to know it's a long and hard career. So yeah, I'm happy you guys enjoyed it. And like I said, you know, I'm working check out my podcast, one on one podcast, I'm on YouTube, Spotify, Apple. Can I just say it? That is such a silly way. Don't cut off his plug. Say that again, why? Yeah. That's a rough job, man. It's not one on one podcast, a visible and all podcast platforms. I've been doing it for five years now. So you can check it on that. I talk about the occult, the esoteric, and I'm mixing some comedy in there, you know, and you're done with it because it's all in your website. You know, you got a, yeah, well, we're hard news shows. It's TJ OJP dot com. You can find all my, uh, I do zine and like little magazines on there. You can get those. I do have a homunculus pamphlet. It's 33 pages. It's the only homunculus comic book that exists. So if you guys send me your info, I can send you guys some, uh, some merchant stickers. Awesome. One thing is something of a homunculus itself, the comic links down below, connect with one. Thank you for teaching us about the homunculus one. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. Such a silly name for a podcast for such a mystery boy, so good. Ron, it sounds like teach and chong kind of like a podcast. I feel like and I don't want to get like paranoid here, but I do feel like you like we're trying to do like handle him or derail him a little bit. I think I realized I need to look back at some of my family stuff. I don't like everything he said about like we're horrific. We're evil. You said that. He didn't know he said it homogenous being they're like not good. He just described the thing and then it would trigger you emotionally each time. You said what's wrong with being demonic? No one called you demonic. I thought you were of the Jewish faith. Listen, don't get mad at me. You've done a lot for my family. I'm very great. Just forget it. Yeah. We'll cut that part out. We'll edit it out of the show. I just think it was it was a little he was interesting, but he was a little fucked up. Let's just hope space laser doesn't think it is house. I know a way to like wrap this fucker up making a homogenous. Yeah, like I like just like to start coming inside or something. Oh, you know, Donnie, I don't think that would be good. Donnie, I appreciate you coming on this frankly. Donnie, I appreciate you coming on the show. I hope that you don't feel offended. I know that he was a lot, but he's a great. There's way more slam frank numbers we could. But you know, I do think it's important, you know, to help you plug something that you've been working on, which I think people on YouTube might be interested in. Can you tell the audience a little bit about Donnie's world? So Donnie's world is this, this world we're creating, where if you're feeling broke, you're feeling poor, you're feeling useless. You mean feeling. It's not a feeling like if you are, you are all those things. Right. We are going to melt you down, but we're going to use your conscience that we're going to, we're going to send you into this beautiful world called Donnie's world, where everybody's equal, everybody's fun, everybody's the same. But the thing is the later you sign up for Donnie's world, the darker your skin gets, and you don't want to be a dark yellow in Donnie's world. A dark yellow. What do you mean you're not people in there? You're people, but you get the shitty jobs. You know what? Play this. Can I be this dark as Koudi, Koudi, a deop of the model who looks frankly, if I'm being honest like she's doing a black vase. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. Can we play the Donnie's world promo? Okay. I'm talking about the one right up all the way on the left there. People.com. You tell me that's not like that movie with your dry face. She's pulling a crimp endorse drive on us. Are you saying that's not her? That's like actual makeup. But what does it look like to you? It's very, very, very, very, very, very dark. It's like a chimney sweep. You know, like it looks like shfard speeder. It's dark. I mean, it's like that. You know, listen, people aren't great. Okay. It looks like a bad costume. Yeah. Huh. Huh. Let's play it. Look, all the other pictures. There's no question that those are real people. I'm just saying that one. No, I that that just looks like an extra from Empire. Okay. Uh, yeah. I don't know. I don't have question about anybody. Let's play Donnie. The Donnie's world promo. Is this is this Donnie's world? Is this what I'm talking about? Play the party. Play the pro out. Ready? Let's go. So that's the chamber. Yep. That's a good goon cave. Look at that. So here, what is that? Everything's shripping out. I don't think that's good. That's what you turn people in. Yeah. Look how fun everybody's having. In Minecraft? Looks like Minecraft. That could be your house. How's this different from just the do-world order in general? Yeah, but we can fully control this. Yeah. You know, I mean your family. I mean, I know you're not the top guy of your family. So it sounds like I'm just saying this kind of smacks of the runt of the litter trying to start his own thing on the side. I'm not opposed to obviously to a virtual. That's a fair criticism and it's worth getting an answer from Donnie. Okay. Now, of course, we all want to be in a Rothschild based virtual reality that looks like Minecraft. Obviously. But you're not the top Rothschild. And I think you're going off-road with your own side piece thing. I bet there's some family entered dispute fucking Game of Thrones bullshit. And I want to talk some of the Rothschilds before I commit to this. I'm just going to say that up front. Why? I never. This Rothschild. Yeah. David Mayer. He's a Rothschild. He's in the line. So you're really so dreamy. Your family isn't in the Donnie world. No, wait to wait. Without Rothschild world. I go there. I've heard of that. What did you Rothschild world? It's me. I created it. This is my idea. You like the Chet Hanks? Yeah. I'm the Chet Hanks of the Rothschilds. And yeah, I wanted to prove to them that I'm actually the smartest Rothschild. And I'm actually going to create Donnie's world. And they're not invited. They won't be in it. They're, yeah, they can stay away. Well, that could be a selling point, honestly, on its own if you want to try. I mean, I could see a way of marketing. Hey, do you not like the regular Rothschilds? You know, you don't know Donnie. I'm the cool hip Rothschilds. People love Chet Hanks. He's he's signing up for Donnie's world. Really? Yeah, he's going to be the musical entertainment. Do you like Hoyshel? Wow. That's Herschel. Herschel, he's a nice guy. That's the name of the white man on the cracker barrel sign. That's true. Yeah, Herschel. Hoyshel Rothschilds. That guy from the cracker barrel. Oh, no shit. Did you know that? That your Uncle Donnie? That's your Uncle Herschel's on the sign. I like Herschel. He seems fine. He's a good cook. Why don't you tell your Uncle Herschel about your virtual world you're making? I guess finish the promo. Why don't you tell them all about it? Oh, the video will tell us. So there's going to be that's everybody. What's the darker color they're going to be? Those are people. Those are humans. Can I see what the darker version looks like? Because I might like that version. No, but those people are going to show your darker yellow. You are not living in a castle. You're living in a slump. You're taking care of people. It's like a spicy ground monster. It's not going to cut it here. Yeah. This is French is only. Look, you're flying with birds. Now, oh, there we go. It's like, where's the bottom part? Where's the penis of that store of Jeffrey? Well, Donnie, I didn't even know we had the technology to do consciousness uploads. Of course. Yeah, we do. We're figuring it out. We tried a couple of test runs. Those people unfortunately passed away, but we're working on a couple of kinks and yeah, we've all been running hopefully in the next six months. We've all hopefully seen one of the Chuck E movies. Are you kidding? I love Chuck E. You'll get you too. Honestly, I would like a mystery boy. I would love to offer mystery boys as the key sponsor of Donnie's world. What? Yeah, the number one podcast of Donnie world and we're sponsoring your thing. No, no, no, you're in it. Well, we'll like melt your mind into Donnie's world. I don't know about that, man. We'll talk. We'll talk. We can bring in the kids. Well, shit. Thank you so much for coming on the show, Donnie. It's got word that popcorn, the mystery dog is growling at his own reflection in the car bumper, right? That's what I told you. Don't fuck with that shit. That's from your metal. Hold on, there's word on a fucking popcorn. He's growling at his own reflection right now. Well, small head, small brain. And what better symbol for this episode, growling at your own reflection? I feel like we've learned a lot today. Yep. We've taken a journey together. Any last words? Oh, the milk man drops off a homunculus at your door. You remember the guy bono from you too when they force that album into your phone? One of the best days of my life. These album covers are amazing. Yeah, carpet dog. Give them a look, man. I don't know about the price tag. I do play stand-up bass. That is what carpet dog. I get nasty. stand up. Fuck yeah, you do. Fuck yeah, you do. Nothing. Nothing like it. Oh, we're gonna force this on to Android's phones across. I don't think you got a point. A point to me will get your door as bono said. Now people are gonna leave it a homunculus at your door that we made with cow shit and human semen. Well, why don't you download carpet dug in a milkman available now and Spotify. You're poor and you want to want to go somewhere great pretty soon. You can go to Donnie's world. Yep, we got good these albums are from them. Incredible. I don't know how you guys do that. I know it's not AI. There's a guy better than I find the old albums. I remember. Amazing. Thanks for not using AI guys. Thanks for hiring an artist to do that. The fastest artist in the world. Oh, father's in sun. Oh, it's K-pop. Well, shit. I guess we should wrap it up. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we should wrap it up so I can promote my shoes. All the links you need to find Donnie Rothschild will be down below. Donnie's stage name is Tony. You might see links and be confused. Just click on the phone. It's not confusing. His name is Donnie. But he goes by Tony. Yeah. And I get it. Hey, you're talking a carpet dog. Yeah. What's my name? Carbidug in a milkman. Please text me my album cover that you found. My name D.U.G. That's a carpet dog. You dig it. Carbidug. Carbidug. I spell my name very uniquely. I'm Carbidug. My carfits may be dirty for this bass line. Oh, does the car band match it? Is that a homunculus or an ape? I play a weird microtonal bass like that Montreal band. You know, I love your riff on butt, baby. That is fucking insane. I think we're going to go to more classic like in French. Minion. It means cutie. But he sounds worse. Oh, we got to wrap it up. God bless you all. Thank you for tuning in. Subscribe to our Patreon. Go to Donnie's world. 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