My Celebrity Hookup Fantasy

what's up guys we're back to you, today we are here with Jason Nash Natalie Georgia and Adam W. Wait, is there a camera? No, no camera. Oh, the well done. I mean why the hell is the camera pointing towards the wall? No, no, no, no. Yeah, we do no camera here. Oh so you guys do no audio pretense. You'd think we would do video right with David being such a big Emory at Pratton. It's zero censor you guys are just kidding. It's almost like we're just losing money and opportunity. I mean just from like I'll obviously I'm not on the podcast but from outside you are like I don't know who the hell would listen to this. I mean right right. Do you think more people would listen if we had video like upon it? We're not like absolutely. We're not visually. I mean I definitely think more people would see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Well I just feel like we're not visually stimulating and I feel like even the way like I'm positioned right now like no one wants no one cares. No one really knew how you're sitting so you said it. Yeah, you could just sit up like an old person. You don't have to be horizontal. Yeah, but I'm not gonna have fun if I'm like sitting up. If I like if I could come and I've like seen upright. That's how you come. Come on. The way you're laying right now. Dude, speaking of come. And both sides. Did you actually smell that in my room? Um, it's not like you know the you know you smell sex. Yeah, it didn't smell like that. Oh no, we were playing in posture. You were the only one to get my word. I know. You get it? I get it now. Now not. Yeah. Okay, the word was squirrel and I said come and all the girls like this must be a boy thing. And Adam's like, I get it. That was gonna get my word. I was gonna say jizz. Oh yeah. There you go. So um, introduce yourselves, George and Adam. I know George is doing off like last five pods. Guys, wait a second. I'm back. I don't know what else to say. Adam. Well, what'd you say the first time? I was in here for actually. I don't listen to the podcast. So I didn't. What'd you say? What the fuck? What the hell? Well, do you have to start listening? I don't. I don't. Um, I feel like you like doing interviews. I don't. I hate the worst thing ever is when you do a podcast and they're like, how'd you get stored it? I hate that. I was gonna ask you. I was gonna ask you. So, uh, I moved to LA. It's so funny. You moved. I moved to LA 10 years ago. Yeah. I love those questions though. I hate those questions. Because the thing is like, how many times have you been asked that I don't want to keep saying the story and then make it feel fun and fresh? Like I've said it so many times. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Okay, actually, on that same note, something that's really interesting is you do stand up comedy, correct? Yeah. And you haven't been up in like a year, but yeah. But you've played, what's your biggest room you've played to? Warriors Arena. Which is how many people? Uh, 11,500. Whoa. That's a big room, right, Jay? Yeah. It's nice coming from a comedian. Yeah, yeah. It's huge. Yeah. I can't imagine. Similar to what you were just saying about getting the same question. Like, how do you possibly, I just, this is my, this is why I don't understand about comedy. Is it comedies are so good at making like a take feel so real? But like how do you tour a performance like that? Like how do you tour making jokes? I find that so crazy. Like you're saying the same shit night after night and you have to make it feel like it's rolling off your tongue for the first time. Yeah. Is that difficult or no? What is that like? I've only done it like 20 times. I've only done like 20 times. I've probably been up. I'm not 20. I've probably been up like 30 times. Like 30 times ever. But like you open for like some big people. Yeah, Joe Koy that was, it was a Joe Koy show. Wow, it's crazy. And he sells out arenas every arena. I think the biggest like entertainment, the biggest entertainment like money makers are comedians that are like the most under the radar. Sure. I don't think anybody knows. Right. I will say though, it's way easier to do an arena than like a comedy club because someone's going to laugh. There's 11,000 really. There's no way no one's going to fucking laugh. Like you in a comedy club, there's too much people. People could not laugh. Every time it's been you bombed. I'm never really bombed. But I did a show. I did it. Usually when I do it, when I go to LaFact, I do like two shows, 730 and 930, back to back, right? Yeah. And one time I did the 730 show and crushed like literally the best set of anybody who went up. And then I went upstairs in the back room where all the comedians are and I'm like, man, you just got to be yourself up there. You know, I'm just having fun. I'm having fun, man. I'm being myself and everyone's like taking advice from me. Yeah. I do the 930 show. Barely got laughs. And I didn't even change anything. I said the same exact thing. Yeah. And then I went back there and I was like, what happened out there? And I'm like, what should I do different? Yeah. That's crazy. And it's like, like if you're an experienced comedian, you can tell like if the room is like, oh, you got to pick it up or you got to do some proud work or you got to talk about a different topic. Like most comedians have like so much material so they can like detect if the room is down and like shift it. For me, I just do the same. I don't change a single word. Yeah. So the most I've done is 3,000 when I open for a mirror and and Adam's right. They're like there to laugh. Oh, wow. So it's like they're there to have a good time. Like when we did live shows, those people are there to have a good time. They just want to like see the show. The live shows were disasters. They were great. No, they were great. But like the amount of panic out of it, we used to do live shows for this podcast. Like one, like our biggest venue is probably the Chicago theater. Yeah. And like never. And what I mean, we had no prep. Like we really had no prep. Like it would just be like right before like behind behind like backstage, we were coming up with like stories to talk about. And we were pulling up anybody on stage that had anything to say because we were running out of top. Oh, wait, I actually did bomb ones. Where? I did in New York. It was in a basement. Like maybe like. There was my first time ever doing stand up. I just did a show. I never did like open mic. And I went up. It's probably, I don't know, like how many people? 100 people, maybe. Like a small basement in New York. I mean, that does feel like that is where you bomb. Yeah. And I had seven minutes. And for four minutes straight, silence. Not like a single noise, like word, nothing. And like I had all these jokes, right? And like the jokes had like part two's, part three's. And no one was laughing at part one, part two. So I would just bail out of the joke. And like four minutes and I'm like, fuck, I have three minutes left. I have to do some crowd work. Never did crowd work before. And I asked this guy, I imagine you're bombing for four minutes straight. And then you're like, where are you from? So I asked this guy, I'm like, hey, where are you from? And he's like, here, I'm like, oh, you're from this basement. You got a huge laugh. What? Huge laugh. And then I was like, fuck, I think I win the crowd over. Let me go back to my self. Go back to my self. That was only laugh I got for the whole seven minutes. The whole seven minutes. And then the next time I went up, I'm like, let me just open up with crowd work. And I was like, hey, where are you from? He's like, Minnesota, I'm like, fuck. [LAUGHTER] You're supposed to stay here. Oh, like, Minnesota, you hear from this basement? [LAUGHTER] And then I kind of, I did a little better that show, but fuck, it's hard. It's hard. Are comedians supportive backstage? Or do you think-- No. No. No. No. Even if you were a student, in fact, when I was in the comedy world, when I got into the influencer world, it was like, oh my god, everyone's so nice. Everyone wants you to win, wants you to succeed, because everyone's different. Like you're different than me and Zane's different than you. Like we're not like eating for each other's audience. Exactly. So for me, there's like 40 guys, exactly like me. 40 white guys, exactly like me trying to get-- Definitely no one's been to you in the influencer world. You're one of only here. Yeah, me only. No, but even backstage, if you do like from our world, Instagram guy, I think he's funny. Yeah, that is tough. Yeah, that is tough. Because then they're like, you know. Yeah, they want you to-- They really have to prove it to them if they recognize you from Instagram or something. Oh, that's probably going to be the worth. And influencers are trying to be a comedian. Yeah, the worst. They just think it's so easy. Yeah. And also when you're in New York, too, Adam, that can be really tricky. Because New York has like all different types of people. And lots of times they're really too cool for school and-- A tough people. Like you just don't know. It could be Wall Street people. LA is kind of tough, though. I feel like more people are too cool for school and LA. But how can you-- Okay, so you come off stage and how do you-- how are you reading these-- These comedians differently than like an influencer would after you shoot with them? Like can you just tell that they're being fake to you to your face? Or-- They're not even fake. They're just like, I don't give a fuck about you. It's my turn. And we're all going to go and whoever does the best does the best. Well. Or you'll walk off and be like, they got to be like, that sucked. And I'll be like, yeah. Yeah, I know. You're right. Like, you know. Oh my god, that's the worst. If someone was like, ooh, maybe you can stay-- You can stay right? Fuck yeah, I get stage fright. But you talk-- I feel like you're talking for a big crowd a lot. No, I don't. You did the Dubai thing. And I also get really nervous. Really? Yeah. You did the Dubai thing though. Speaking of Dubai, guys, Adam is like the Justin Bieber of Dubai. Is he? Yeah, I know this. I'm being serious. Really? It's not true. You told me that. They called me the Justin Bieber. [LAUGHTER] And the brown Bieber. No, no, no, no, no. But this is crazy. We were at the airport in Dubai. Just-- And obviously Adam's huge, right? Like on Instagram and all the social media. But when we landed-- where were we? It was Paris. Yeah, Paris. We were at some airport together. Oh, because we were going to Can. No, we were going to Dubai or Can. No, we were going to Can. And there was like a-- Yeah, I mean, it was just very international. Very international group. And it was literally like I was sitting with the Pope. Really? Yeah, it was wide. But I'm like, I'm super humble, dude. Yeah. Like I'm doing this, you know? Yeah, that's-- really. Thank you for being here. I'm going to be spot cast. Well, I'm not going to be here for the whole thing. Right, right. Like a 15-minute segment. How long have we been working on that for? Yeah, Adam's manager says he's got to leave in about five minutes. That's the answer, right? He just texted me. Do you have the same manager as Jonah? Well, I would say he has the same manager as me. [LAUGHTER] I wouldn't worry about it like that. OK, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, we have the same manager. Huh, what's the goal? Fuck. Like life goal? Yeah. You want kids? Start a family. Actually? Yeah. Are you serious? I'm 33. I don't want to freaking-- I thought you were on this like-- I just kind of want to have sex kind of thing. - What the hell? - What are you taking for? (laughing) - No, I think like, that stuff's, it's like childish. I mean, for me, I do wanna settle down, I'm 33, I don't wanna be an old dad, you know? - You can't share that boat story, can't you? - What boat story? (laughing) - You can't, right? - The boat story? - I mean, you know what boat story, I'm not perfect. - Oh, you're talking about when I went on a boat on my friends at Kroishel. - I'm not this one. - Oh. - No, okay, probably not. Just say no. - I would, I know what you're talking about. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - And I'm the best boat story. - He does? - Yeah, I mean, I can't, I can't do it. - We could cut it out. - Oh, he knows exactly what it is. - No, no, no, no. Does he know exactly what it is? - He just said it's not that good. - It's not that good. - No. - It's one of, - The thing is, 'cause I wanna leave that kind of stuff in the past, I do wanna settle down. - Dude, that was like four months ago. (laughing) - Yeah, that was really recent. I have like, we have another friend who lives in my hometown, and she's a girl, and she has a story that she was in a parking lot and she had a poop, and she shit in the parking lot. - Well, hold on a second. This sounds like you're doing a transition off my boat story. - My boat story's about sex. - Not about shitting at all. - No, no, so Adam, she just pants on the boat. - Put it that up, but tell your story. - No, everyone at home thinks that. - She's my self-runner. - It's very similar to Adam's story. - No, basically, her only story is that she pooped on the cement in a parking lot, and every time I see her, I can't think of anything else except the poop. I'm a semi. - I mean, it's a crazy story, and it's a crazy thing. - Why would she do that? - Is that what you think about me with the boat? - It's like one of the stories that's like ingrained in my head, yeah. - Oh, it's kinda crazy. - Yeah, but it's not like a, it's just like, it's just so interesting, 'cause you also wouldn't expect that from you. - Really? - Like, I know you're smooth, and you're like, I mean, you guys are girls, explain to Adam. He's very smooth, right? - I'm not that smooth. - Adam Bucks. (laughing) - I don't know you have well, but I feel like you asked me. - Not my choice. - You don't have to have to have to have a choice? - No. - It's like funny guys are always like sneaky. You know, like sneaky, sneaky girls get laid. Like, you know, you got like the rarest thing. - I'm a person. - I wouldn't even deem him as like, he's very funny, but he's also really good looking. - Nice, come on. - I know what he's just podcast about. - Keep going. - Yeah, but he's also really self-deeper. - You say something. - He's also really hot. - Yeah, no, it's not just that. - Wait, you guys are georgeous. - He's also got a really good body. - Yeah. - Yeah, really, really hot. - Anything you want to say? - Yeah, really hot. - And he rides a jet ski really. - Yeah. - Yeah, that was fucking. - That was mad weird earlier. - Why was that weird? - Well, you two and I jet skiing. Adam was driving. They're gone for about like 15, 20 minutes, and then they come back and now George is driving. I'm like, it's pretty dangerous to switch out in the middle of the ocean unless something's going on. - Let me try and go. - Well, yeah, she'd never jet ski before. - Really? Oh, so you guys switched? There wasn't anything like freaky happening on the jet ski. Let me do a shaggy. - Oh my goodness. - I'm getting nervous. - I'm just literally just, yeah. - Is this another boat story? Dude, have an boat. (laughing) - What boat were you talking about? - Keep this guy away from the fucking sea. - Guys, I have an update on how I'm feeling about the boat. I understand why I like it now. I couldn't put my finger on it before. - Because all your friends are here and it's worth a billion dollars. - No, and it's not that. It's not only that, but I like it more than a hotel or anything. I love the fact that we're in our socks constantly. And I love the fact that it's always, like it's not a hotel where we go down and get dressed up. I come out straight out of bed. I don't brush my teeth. I don't know where Adam goes. We know. And I don't shower. And I just come straight to breakfast. - Sure. - And that I meet in the lobby situation. - There's nothing. You just go straight. And it's like you're literally actually all together. And it is kind of like my dream. It's kind of like being in high school. Like you all, in high school, the most beautiful part about it is you all have to report to high school. And same with this boat, you all have to report to breakfast and lunch and dinner. - It's stuck here. - Yeah. - We call it a day. - Yeah, it has to be at breakfast at the same time. - Yeah. - Or else they won't serve breakfast. - Yeah, and yesterday we were playing in pasta again. All stuck in the movie room together. Playing in pasta. We had one of the worst imposter rounds of all time. John, I've deemed as the worst. - Oh my God. - Best player of all time in pasta. - No, let's not say best. He's so good. - He's so good. - He's a piece of shit. - He's, I mean. - Okay, so yesterday, what was the word? The word was blanket, right? And John is not an imposter. There's 14 of us going around the room. So 13 of us have to pick a word so far away from blanket that the imposter can't guess what the word is. So John goes up third, one of the first people to go. Italy says the dumbest word already says pigs. - A pig is not terrible, dude. - It's plural. - It's plural, he goes pigs. So in my head, I go pigs in a blanket right away. I'm not the imposter. But then we go to the next person, he says scan, or scan is the next person, and he says throw. So you think throw blanket, you're already getting really too close. And then John says like the ultimate blanket word of all time. He goes fuzzy. (laughing) And we fucking lost it. - And he thought he cooked. - And fuzzy. - And this is why John is the best player for imposter because halfway through it, I literally had an epiphany. I'm like, John doesn't know the word. And that's why he said fuzzy. 'Cause it's too dumb. - He's so bad you think maybe he's being good. - Or it's too good that you think he's being dumb. It worked both ways, so you never actually know how he's playing the game. And that's why he is, that's why I say, if there was an imposter way to play a game, he is the highest level of difficulty to throw into the mix. 'Cause you don't know if he's being spot on with the word, or if he's being like abnormally far. Like the other day, a day before we were playing imposter again, the word was three wise men, okay? And John was not the imposter and he chose the word penis. And then when I asked him after I was like, why on earth did you pick penis? He says, because it's your third leg. - That's insane. That's fucking insane. - That's a crazy reference. - It's genius. - So he thought all of us would understand three wise, which is by the way a biblical term. For him to throw on penis is like, quite possibly the furthest away. I was like maybe thinking like circumcision, like Jesus probably got circumcised. There has to be something to do with that, but no, that's not what it was. - No, you know the two ones that pissed me off was? - What? - Today this morning at breakfast we did, the word was full awful. - Yeah. - He was not the imposter, he went first. He said balls. (laughing) - And then Julia next restaurant. - We just said game over. - Insane. Insane. - Yeah. - What was the other one he did? - The word was cathedral, what do you say? - He said something insane. - It was curtain, but he said fountain. - Oh, that fucking, I was really. - Oh, he starts riding things. - I was living. - No, that's not even a rhyme. - Oh yeah, I could. - He said handwritten, sorry. - The word was Christmas card and he said why? - Handwritten. - There was another really good one, but this was really bad. Yesterday the word was steak. So I said, um, it gets to, Jason is imposter, you're imposter, right? Jason says cereal, everyone's like, ooh. And then John goes, got it. And we're like, okay, he got it. And then it keeps going and then the game. - Yeah, like let me clarify that. John should not know what Jason's saying 'cause Jason's just throwing out a random word. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - For a steak by St. Cereal. - And John, and we're like, John, why did cereal make sense for you for a steak? He's like, because cereal is, or wait, what? - Yeah, he said cereal is white. - White is the color of a cow and cow is steak. - Yeah. - It's fucking genius. - Yeah, that's why it's genius. - Cereal is white is insane. - Yeah, it's crazy. 'Cause cereals not actually white. (laughing) Cereal's the only thing in the bowl that is not white. - That's why it's brilliant. - It's really, really, but the way he thinks is, and then obviously I texted this in my John's dumb chat. And Alex also texted at the same time another encounter he had with John. That same day, Alex was playing a really cool set at a club, and John texted him, "Good luck, Alex. "You gonna kill it. "Hope I was there." (laughing) - And that's just his English. - But it's so good. - Hope I was there. - Hope I was there, you want it. - Hope I was there. Like, what is that? Are you time traveling? (laughing) What the fuck is that being? - That's the kind of creepy if I got that. - Yeah, sometimes you guys, - That's like multiple verses in here. - Hope I was there. (laughing) - That's how I read it. - I don't think he's planning a fucking homicide. - I would look like, - Make it home safe tonight. - Sorry, one more. One more, this one really pissed us off too. The word was pancake, right? - Oh man. - Julia and John are the first two to start. - Yeah, Julia, John should never start games. - Because they give away the word. - They need to separate themselves, 'cause them together, it actually makes it more clear what the word is to everybody playing. It's insane. - Yeah, wait, what would happen? - Oh yeah, the first two words, the first two words were Julia goes flat. - Oh yeah, yeah. - And then John, - Oh my god. - Before you even say, before you even say, - Flapp is already a bad word for pancake, 'cause flap jacks. - Yeah, right? - Okay, and then John, go, John is just like guys non-stick. - John's the only word that is associated with any kind of breakfast or pan in general. - It's kind of crazy. It's really, yeah. - Yeah, but you guys also, you guys also yell at him no matter what. - Like I bet he was in Poster once. - Well, we didn't know the word. And the game just ended and it was like, "Fuck you, John." - Well, we take a Poster really seriously. - I know, but we did do anything wrong. - We just didn't know the word. - I'm so glad, John's here, because you guys stop yelling at me. I couldn't play with you guys. - He's the one that gets the heat every time you have. - Yeah, how are you coming into this? and like playing with us. How does it feel? Because I know a lot of people like Natalie doesn't like playing anymore. - Terrifying. I don't. I refuse. - I spectated for like 10 rounds when we got on this phone. - Because of like how passionate we are about it. - Yeah, you guys were yelling at me in Brazil. Do you remember? In the car? Every word I said was terrible. It was either anything I said. So now I go 10 steps away. You're the only one that gets it now. And then you don't get it. You still yell at me. - How'd you start it? But Georgia, aren't you better now? - Yeah. - You're better now. The way you go far away from the word is perfect. - Because you're yelled at me. - I would argue Zane's the most passionate about the game. - No, no, no, no. I'm too cute. - It's you. It's definitely you. - 100% you. I'm right there behind you. - Okay, okay. I would love to take that. I would love to take the honor of being the most passionate about it. - But it's most out of character for you. Like the amount, the level of excitement, the way that you perk up. And you're like, I don't know what you said yesterday. You were like, I'm so glad we found this game. - Oh, it's because I like how riled up it gets everybody. It's just really, really fun. - I love screaming. - I love how bad John is. It's like if he wasn't that bad, I don't think I'd like the game too much. If it was very easy, and we were able to get it every time, then I feel like we wouldn't be playing it again. - No, we played around earlier. Today at Breakfast, the job wasn't in it. And we were like, this is boring. Remember, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were on fire. - And we heard you at the other table yelling at John. And David and I were like, looking over there like, oh shit. - But we heard one little line that David was saying as they were playing. We're like, let's listen. How are they doing? We're listening. David is just like, Taylor's word was fucking stupid. And then his word is like, they're doing great. - It's really hard though. Like you either go way too far and no one knows what the fuck you're saying. Also, you guys are so into Disney. And there's so many shows that I don't know. - Hey. - Yeah, and also David can do no wrong. He said the word twice. - Yeah, that was fucked up. That was fucked up. - And that was me. I would have been thrown off the bar. - Yeah, you keep saying that. - You'd be like, oh, I messed up again. You said like, three times. - Hey, listen, first of all, just yell at me then. I don't know. It's not like, what am I supposed to yell at myself? I think it's the same. - Because if we yell at you, then we draw attention to the fact that you just said the word. - Yeah, I have to keep a cool because you believe it. - You're a big fucking bully pal. - So. - You're a bully game. - Whatever you do. - You do the whole game twice. - It's called passion and you guys don't have it. - How come you don't like it that? - I'm sorry. - Sorry. - Why don't you, and that does not like the game. Because David was looking at you today in the other game. - Well, David was like, I don't get it. Now there was one game in Rio that I think sat Natalie. I remember the moment where Natalie was like, I'm fucking done with this. - I just don't, it like triggers something. Well, it's because David attacks me. - Yes. - And he singles me out and he manipulates me. He plays like little mind. - He does like that. - He does like that. - He does too. - And he does too. - He does too. - He'll be like, come on people. Let's fucking get this together. Get your shit together. - It's honestly, it's for the best because when he gaslights me, it just triggers something deeper inside. - Yeah. - Then I would just be really happy. - And I think it is deeper than that, right? I don't think it's just a game at this point. - Yeah. - I think it's like, let's step back, let's zoom out for a second, right? - I feel like you're constantly getting, give us a second. He's doing it again right now. I feel like you're constantly getting gashlit and you're constantly getting pushed down this road that you don't want to. - Me. - And for me, it's very obvious to see outside looking in. - Yeah. - And it's very-- - You were really called Natalie a vodka earlier. - He was kidding. - What are you talking about? - I didn't hear that. - What is the roast of Kevin Hart? - Let's fucking, let's go now. - Never said it. I mean, I don't know, I just, it's, remember, I'm outside looking in. - Right, for sure. - So it's very easy for me to be like. - What do you think outside looking in? This group of people. - This group of people are just that too. - Georgia next. - Georgia next. - I'm good. (laughing) - Because, because, I'm sure, like, there's so many times when I'm with this group of people and I'm like, I, I, I, they're all fucking insane. - Knowing you for so long. - But I'm fucking yelling at you. - Not job. - What? - We've known you for so long. I wanna be this group of people. - This group of people. - It's like so fucked up. - What are you doing? - I'm just outside. I actually really love the balance. I feel like you guys all give it to each other in the perfect way. - How did you get started? (laughing) How did you get started? - And part two follow a question. Are you happy when you're at right now? (laughing) - Actually, I just group. - I hate this group. (laughing) - Are you really answering that question? - Well, yeah, I'm worried here. - What's the hardest part about being on reality show? - Wait, guys, I'm actually curious about this outside looking in thing. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, I feel like you guys are, you all have a perfect balance. - Bullshit. - There's like a perfect character for every person here. - Interesting. - Like, it's a really good, and you guys all give it in and take really well. - I will say a lot of people, not a, not a, uh, kind of a lot of people have asked me just as of recent, like, oh, how's like, how's that group, how are they? (laughing) - Oh, you get all of that? I get all of it. - I'm cracking. - Yeah. - I'm David O'Zane. - You know what, I actually do get, I actually do get all eyes like, hey, just David, fuck those girls. (laughing) - Well, I swear to God, I'll show you a DM. Somebody literally just asked me, like, is he fucking those girls? - My ex boyfriend begs me to, who got with David? He's really, really? - My first boyfriend, who message me being like, I'm such a fan. - Why, 'cause he wants to watch? - Yeah, just a huge fan. - You're a shout out to him. - Dude, I don't think, I'm a huge fan of a lot of people. I would never want someone to fuck my girl. - Well, with him. - Yeah, that is a crazy relationship. - That's a crazy thing, man. - Yeah, if you message your ex boyfriend right now and you're like, I just fucked him. - Oh, he would be so happy. - No, fuck it, really. - He would be happy if I- - Since he was a kid, he would feel some kind of pride now. - No way, I love the rock. - I'd be fucking pissed if he gave my girl back shots. (laughing) - Yeah. - How old is his ex? - How far? - Oh, he's like my first boyfriend. He's like 16. - Oh, he's 16 now. - No, I dated him when I was 16. - 16 years old. I mean, that's like, you know, baby. - How old is his ex? - How old is his ex? - He's excited because of that. - Well, it doesn't matter if he's a lie. - He's got a child now. - He's 16 now. - No, no, no. - I'm crazy. - We were 16 when we dated. We dated like five years. - Okay, listen, I mean. - But I'd never be happy for someone. - Yeah, I'd never. - I think it's different from the other really good friends. - I'd never be happy for my ex. - Now, like, that's like, you know, I'm friends with all my exes. I'd be happy for all of them to go out with people. - I guess if like, - Now, I'd leave bang likely on order to cap her, I'd be like, nice. - Yeah. - But you never dated? - Yeah, what the fuck? - You're now my friends, my friends, I mean. - I'm trying to think if I would. - You're like, Naveen, like, Naveen. - No. - Exactly. - No. - Who's like one of your favorite people? - Naveen and I broke up. I would never want to know anybody's. - Well, who do you love? Like, what's a celebrity? - Who do I love? - Who's a celebrity? - If Naveen fucked Bert Kreischer. Would you be like, hell yeah? - No. - Exactly. - Not at all. - He's married, by the way. - Oh, okay. - Maybe it's like a guy girl there. I don't think a guy would ever want to. - I don't think we're a bit more chill. - Georgia, if Harry Jowze slept with Natalie Portman, I feel like you'd be thrilled for him. - I actually would be. - Yeah. - No, we've talked about a few people he's hooked up with and I'm like, great job. - Wow, that's crazy. You don't get jealous at all about? - No. I don't like, if I stop eating someone, I'd say it's a job. - What about while you're dating them? - Very jealous. - Really? - So jealous. - And then you just cut it off? - I just cut it off, it's insane. My family doesn't understand how, because I'm like very protective. I don't want to date them. As soon as it's over, I'm like, come on, care what you do. - But have you ever broken up with a guy and then got that guy to do it? - Just like a serious thing. Yes. - In between, yeah, you do. - But I don't just, I haven't. - Who's calling the relationships off? - Me, mostly. - Okay, so somewhere before the relationship is over, you have to be calling it quits in your head. - Yes, so I mentally evacuate the relationship before I actually physically do it. It's a girl thing. You start to dislike them and then hate them and then you're like, I'm done now. - How long is that process? - Six little while. - How much time do I have? - It's probably three months of me really thinking, this is over. And then when it's over, I'm like, I have to do nothing. - If you're telling me you dated a guy for four years and he fucks him on the day after you guys broke up, it would not bother you. - No, actually it would help me. I actually like that kind of pain. It makes me feel like, oh, good son. - It's very motivating. That is fucking insanity. - That's a crazy mindset. - I think it's gonna go away. - It's gonna go away, yeah, no. - 'Cause he's like, oh, I don't like them anymore. - Okay, outside looking at it, yeah, I say I'm fucking Natalie, but what else is, what else is, yeah, what were you saying? We all give it to each other, which is interesting. What do you say, Adam? - What's the question? - You said, people have asked you, I was speaking of Naveen. Naveen is here. - Naveen and Naveen. - Who's it with me, sweetie? - Naveen, would you ever have sex with Berk-Resher? (laughing) - What are the circumstances? (laughing) - You just broke up. - You and Jason just broke up. - And first lies in your DMs. - He would be my first after break up. - I would have to go like so a-list, like so. - Who would be your first? - Oh, don't answer that. - Don't answer that. - Don't do this is true. - Don't answer that. - Never actually. - Just kidding, tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us. - I know who her crushes are. - Okay. - Tell us. - Uh-oh. - I know the type of guys that she likes. - Uh-oh, uh-oh. - And it pisses me off. (laughing) - All right, well, give us one then. - Or no, Jay, Jay, yes or no. - Do you wanna hear this, are you sure? - Yeah, I'm pretty fine with it. - Okay, here we go. - I know, I know. - I was just like, - Oh, sorry, do you know what I'm saying? - Are we sure he was just saying how he would fucking kill himself? - Yeah. - I think I found out who she is. - I think that I would do. - Okay. - And this is like if he cheated on me and it's like, we're never getting back together, like something crazy. - If he cheated on you, fair. Okay, this is the evil plan. I got it. - Would you this thing where I would convince-- - You're fucking sick. - I would convince all the scars guard brothers to all be with me. - Oh, I'm down for that. - What the hell is that? - I don't know what that is. - Do you know one of them-- - One of them was it. - Oh. - What is that? - He was like, - How many of them are there three? - There's one in true blood. Did you ever watch that? - No, no, no. - It's so hot. - Insane. - Wow. - All the brothers. - Alexander Skasgod. - Like to hook up with you at the same time. - No, no, we'd all be in a relationship. I don't do hook ups. - Who's we? How many of it? - There's like five brothers, they're all actors. - And they're down. I put the dad in the dad. - Oh, it was really hot. - And the dad. - And the dad's hot. - Yeah, the whole family hot. - Wow. Have any of you ever gone for anybody's dad? Is that like a thing? - No. - No. - Wait, are you-- (laughing) - I wasn't asking you. - I don't know who you were. I'm just-- - Okay, interesting. - It's not as a group question. - All right, back to what we're saying. Outside looking in. Where you're gonna say the thing? I really like that question. I think it's so interesting. - Oh, um. Yeah, so the number one question I get is, does he bang all those girls? What do you say? - I mean, I told the truth. - Okay. - Yes. (laughing) - No, I just say it's not like that. (laughing) - I swear to God, let me show you the DM. Somebody text me, it's like, the acid's so weird too. They're like, oh, that's gonna be sick trip. Does he bang those chips? (laughing) - Let me pull up the DM. - We also have a point in pause. - So the only reason out I'm came. - And then I didn't even know why I said it. - We put the, we're literally playing boss. - It's like, no, dude, it's not like that. - Oh, we look up the DM. - What do you think outside looking into this group? - Oh yeah, I guess that's a fair point. - I came, I don't understand the question. - Well, when you first came into the group, right? We had like a friend group that we, I guess we've all been hanging out for a while. - Oh, like my, I truly, if I'm being like so honest, at first thought like you were all doing it with each other. (laughing) Really, really quickly, oh, I was like, oh, I don't think any of them are having any sex. (laughing) - It was like such a one-aid. - Oh, it was a quick pivot. - Yeah. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - Who do you think gets laid the most in the group? - John. - John. (laughing) - Dude, I wish I knew. John doesn't tell me that kind of stuff. Keeps that to himself. Maybe we gotta ask you, yeah. - Maybe, Zane. - Maybe, Zane. I can say. - Or are you in secret maybe? - I agree. - Like you just don't brag about it. - He's very private. - Okay, thank you. - That's why you, and like you love your bedroom. You love your bedroom so much that it makes me think that girls hid in there. - I definitely don't love my bedroom for that reason. I actually think that ruins my bedroom. Like when I hook up with a girl, I'm like, I'm like, you just, no. - You love your bedroom. - You love your bedroom so much to bring a girl in there. - That's what I'm saying. - Yeah, it's like my same time. - Really? - Like don't, what are you doing here? - You have to like, cleanse the room. - Wait, I'm like 100% 100%. - George, you ever have a girl that like comes to you to hook up with David? - Oh yes, actually recently. - Oh, who? - Yeah, I'll tell you off. - Would I like her? - I don't think so, I should have a little bit. I think you were around for this story. I told Emma, Eden and I was speaking about it with you in Miami. It was this girl, a friend of a friend of mine. And she was just enamored by you. - Oh my God, that made her. - And it started like, oh, you know David, I'm like, yeah, and then it was like, I love David. Like really in my face, like, oh, when are you, are you gonna hang out with him again soon? Like maybe I should come along. I'm like, you're just inviting yourself. They know, they have to invite me. Like. - You wanna hear the opposite of that? - This is what my friend said. I said, it was a text, it wasn't a DM. I said, I'm going to Croatia for a David Dobrik vlog. He said, just confirm one thing since you're out there. Does he hit any of the girls he's around? (laughing) And then he says, I heard Nata. (laughing) - Exactly, or if it's a guy. - Oh, sorry. - It's like in which way? - Oh, it sounded like a pizza. - No, no, like hit, like I hit that. - Oh, okay. - I thought you, oh, yeah, oh, like crack. - Yeah, like crack. - Like, is a crazy word. - Wait, it's a crazy word. - Does he hit any of the girls? - I heard Nata. - And then he's not even Spanish. - No. (laughing) - Like, I mean. - So. - Wow, okay. - And then I said, LOL, no, it's like a big friend group. - He's gay. - It's not like that. - He's a raging homo. (laughing) - He may fuck Zane. (laughing) - Will report back in two days. - I guess I don't even really know the answer. - I was just assuming. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So, wait, okay, so who's the chick? - I got it. - So wait a minute, so why didn't you, so you, but you're saying no. - Oh, I just stopped replying because it got a little funny. - Oh, yeah. - She ended up being like, I'm coming to New York and I was in New York and I was like, oh, she's so weird. - Oh, that's so weird, I'm gonna be a pro-wish also. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, she did that too. And then she said, you're up and I'm like, oh, this is getting serious. - I'm gonna also be in Slovakia. I'm in 17. (laughing) - So weird. - She's not a joke. - You remember this better, there was this girl when we were in Australia, and I was talking to her, she was married. She's being very flirtatious. - I remember this. - Yeah, yeah. - And what did she say? What did she say? - Oh, something really crazy, like, let me. - She's like, if I left my husband. - If I left my husband, I'm gonna let you know or something, like she's gonna message you. - Yeah. - That's where she got your number two. - Yeah, she's like, well, yeah, first of all, she got my number before I knew she was married. - Yes, you had no idea. - And then when I found out, I was like, wait, you're married? - And it was crazy. - And I was like, yeah, it was really strange. And then she's like, if I ever leave my husband, I'm gonna let you know. - Well, there is some respect for her husband. She doesn't have respect for her husband. - She's like, if I ever left my husband. - I think it's wild. - And then she was like, you were like, one of my first crushes. - Yeah, she was really. - It's not the same girl. - No. - Oh. - No. - But she is Australian, I think. - Oh, okay. - She is. - It is crazy how respectful and not respectful. That is at the same time. That is such a way. - That is not respectful period. - No, she has enough respect to weight. - No. - She could have just cheated on me. - No. - No, look, I'm agree with you guys. It's fucking terrible. I would have been. - Brother, if she's about to me, but it is like- - Yeah, but it's like testing the water before I'm not a ditter. - No, to me is like, absolute, I would never have been able to do a whole thing. - Yeah, but it's either responded, like, interested, she probably would have acted on that in the moment. - You think so? - I do not think so. - When we were like vlogging like 2020, 2021, like the most DMs I would always get were for Australian girls. I don't know what was going on in that continent, but that's where I was getting. I mean, I would say this to Natalie, like I wasn't allowed to travel at the time 'cause I had the DACA thing or whatever. And I was like, we need to go to Australia. Like I think I'm gonna find a wife there immediately. - Todd has got to tell me that was the place. - Yeah, that was the place to be. - I wasn't. - Aren't Australian people like the horniest? - That could honestly be it. Maybe there's just so many. - Mom, that's because it's geography. - I was literally celebrating eight months. That's when you were in the area. - No, it's a geography thing. - You live in New York though. - It is, it's the ozone. - Well, 'cause they're down under. - Really? - No, I think the men are really horny. - I mean, that's everywhere, I think. - No, there is extra, like extra extra. - Well, we can say horny, but like maybe more free with sex and you know, that's it. - Like more like chatty about it, like more open. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I agree with that. Not everyone though. - Pearson's here now, so everyone. - Hi everyone. - You were saying about how like different it is. Like I was stressing about editing the vlog. - What did you say? It was like how differently we approach making videos. - Yeah, like you like overanalyze every last detail. And you also didn't let me watch the 10 minutes of footage that was there, you're like, I won't let anyone watch it unless it's like 10 minutes of good footage. Which is like, who cares? - I just, I care. I just don't, I don't like that I don't edit them anymore, so now I don't like, I don't actually like, like I'm as much as that. - What takes more time? - You're editing them yourself or hiring someone and then telling them how to edit it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's really interesting. - Good question. - Yeah, no, it's a hundred percent high. - Yeah, hiring hiring someone. - And like, don't get me wrong. I think teaching somebody how to edit, it takes, it's a process. - Yeah. - But then like give it like a couple months and then after that, see if-- - But why I thought this conversation interesting is because you've always approached content like, so like with such structure and it makes me so jealous because I don't think we could figure it out for the life of us over here. - But that's why it's so spontaneous and like raw and real because there is, you don't even know what your next video is. Like you guys, I'm sitting here watching you guys talk about like, should we go to frickin, we're, - Slovakia. - Slovakia. Like you guys, and I was asking John this morning at breakfast, I was like, how do you guys come up with your content? He was like, I was like, do you guys, and with Taylor too, I was like, do you guys have a brainstorm meeting and he's like, sometimes, he's like, most of the time we're just like, hey, that would be a good idea and then you just go shoot it, which is so rare especially on YouTube. - I think it's actually a really good idea. - No, I think it's sick. - It would be guys. - But I think eight or nine, 10 years into it at fucking socks, it's really hard. - But then create buckets of like, you have five buckets and like, that is just the foundation of what you have to hit every time. Okay, every time it's like a joke of Natalie or like, all these one bucket or something like that. So that you can like, - No, no, no, no, no. That is what we did and that like actually like made the vlogs that much harder to make because every video I'd be like, we need to give away. And now no one's crying. - And now no one's drunk. And now no one's, especially after that many years that you can't just do it anymore. - Yeah, that's why I was like, yeah. That's why I wanted to be like super chill. But like, I'm so jealous because, okay, so even there's there's this one guy Ben in your friend group, Ben Azalar, who's like, destroying on YouTube. - No, he's killing me. - It gets like 40 million views like. - On two channels. - Really, on two different channels. - He's killing it. - And that group has such structure, I DMed him because someone's parent approached me and they're like, hey, do you know this guy Ben? Like, I really want to get my kid a shout out. And I was like, I do know Ben. And then I DMed him, I was like, is there any way? I DM him on Friday. I didn't get a response till 9 a.m. on Monday. And I was like, oh my God, he was out of fucking office. He was probably not on his Instagram till Monday morning. - He is smarter than all of us. - Yeah, that's crazy. - No, and I've been watching, like, he's always had all figured out this entire time. He has it completely figured out. - Yeah. - Like, he understands. - That type of control is fucking insane. - No, it's such a, no no no, this crazy, I.m. - This is guy. - My lawyer hit me up. - Yeah. - And was like, my son's turning 10, I'm like, oh, here we go. He wants to birthday shout. He's like, he sees that you follow Ben as well. - Yeah. - So, I'm literally gonna text right now. I asked him on July 25th, guy doesn't respond till the 28th. That was a Friday. - Yeah. - But I need you to respond to that Monday. - Yes! - But I'm not even putting it in work. - Well, let me see. Yeah, that's literally crazy. Friday, Monday, he probably does not, you're on his work phone, brother. - That's fucking insane. That's Hollywood in me. - Yeah. I mean, that's like, - No, he's a man though. - That's fucking good for the like. - Ben is the best person ever. - No, he's very, - He's very sweet and I think that just makes him, as yeah. - I love when the good guys win. - I think, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're like, spontane, he says, "Fine, you're really like living in the moment." But I think Ben actually be living in the moment more. - Right. - 'Cause he keeps his YouTube videos nine to five. And then throughout the whole weekend, he's just kind of like doing whatever he's doing now in our, about the fucking slice each other's, each other's throats when we're adding these things. So it's a little bit different. - Yeah, one do why. - Okay, I'll see you here. - But also I will say you guys posting every week. - Socks. - Can't believe it. I'm posting, I'm trying to, and I'm one person, and I'm posting like, it probably takes me like three days max to shoot a video. Sometimes I do week like a whole week video or whatever, but mine is like three days max, one person. I don't even have a camera person. I have a tripod and myself and that is it. And I'm trying to post every week and I'm not doing it. And you guys have a whole squad traveling the world. - Wait, I feel like yours should be, yours should be. - Easier. - Harder. - Harder. - Yours should be. - Mine should be easier. - Wait, I don't know. Who's two shots in me? (laughing) - It's gonna be harder. - It's gonna be harder. - Yours should be harder. - No. - I have the, I have the control. - It just hurt herself. - I have all the control. - But he's not looking for what you're looking for. - No, no, no. - Right. - He's looking, he's waiting, David can't plan anything 'cause he's waiting for something to happen. - Dude, people probably think we have like 15 mics set up right now. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, there's so many people in this thing. They were passing out four mics. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that, yes, going weekly is really tough now. Like it's just like, I think we're kind of old too. How old are you? - 27. - Yeah, we're up there. - Well. - You're more up there, so don't group us together. - No, 27 is the age. - Well, how old is everybody? Let's go around. - How old are you? - I think it's skip this part. - 33. - I'm, okay. - We're out of time, Adam. - I'm, I'm 29, Natalie. - 29. - 41. - Jason's 55. - 33. - Whoa, Naveen and Adam are the same age. - So? (laughing) - So what? - I don't know, it's just kind of. - I don't think that's so cool. (laughing) - Wait, what's the worst giveaway you ever had? - Worst giveaway? - Yeah. Like who I surprised? - Yeah. What's the worst surprise? What's the worst surprise you ever had? - It's easy, it's Natalie's mom. - Oh, okay. - It was the worst. Natalie bought her a Bronco. I mean, it says two things about it being excited. And then she immediately goes to, it's not the color I wanted. But it's, I've never seen anything like it in my entire life. It was, it's like we were making a skit. No, Pearson, this was real. - Your mom said it's not the color I wanted. - Yeah. - My mom really wanted a Bronco, so I bought her one. And it's baby blue, it's so cute. - I even, if it's Natalie, was gonna get the tear below it. And I was like, no, if you're gonna do it, it's for your mom, go fucking big, get the best Bronco. Like the baby blue, the little pink badges, like really nice. - And then we surprised my mom. Granted, she doesn't love being on camera, but we surprised her. And she was just like, oh, I wanted the black one. That was her reaction. - I need to see this glove. - No, it's crazy. - No, we just canned it. We canned the whole thing at that. - No, that's kind of great too, because nobody's expecting that. - Nobody's expecting that. - That's what I said. - No, no, no, no, no, maybe now I could put it in, 'cause now we've mentioned it so many times, but we were trying to make it work for so many ways, but it was just like, it was really weird. And then at the end, she was like, well, I deserve this. (laughing) Like she made it clear that she like deserves this car. 'Cause Natalie's mom does think that she started this whole, like YouTube journey we've all been on. - Yeah, but that's even like, nobody expected for her to have a bad reaction. So it ended up like, fuck, you guys are good. - I don't know. (laughing) - You guys are fucking good. - It's good. - You guys are so excited. (laughing) - It's always original. - You guys, look at this. - No, I don't know, we were trying to. - I didn't know it. It wasn't just actually too scary. - No, it was just like embarrassing. Like it was just like, it came off like me, and like my mom was like, - What'd you do with the car? - She still has it. - Did she get a paint job? - No, she kept it that color. - She kept it that color. - Did you guys like make a joke after? 'Cause you guys always like know how to bring it back, but like, did you bring it back? - No, I was fucking pissed. - Oh. (laughing) - I feel like if it wasn't your mom, I feel like you guys could have made it funny right after. - If it wasn't, yeah, there's something about like Natalie's mom that like, she's the fucking shit out of me. So like, there was a moment where like, I just started running away. I ran away. I was like, I just, it was, it was getting really awkward. - That was the other thing too. Also like, hate my mom so you like didn't want to film it. And it was the energy. It was the mix of your energy, your energy. - And cut. - No, no, no. Keep that shit, she can't hear this. She's enough star like, if the fuck you're gonna be there. - That Bronco gives me fucking nightmares. Let me tell you like, I had to pick that shit up. Natalie. - Hey, wrap this podcast up. - I'll wrap this up, no one knows this. - I don't know how I'm doing in Georgia. Seriously. - What about this boat? How's your experience so far? - I've had a great time. - Really? - I was a little hungover yesterday, but I got past it. - You started drinking again. - I think you're hungover. - Yeah, I think you'll be hungover tomorrow, but I'm sure about noon, your recover. - All right, well, I think that's it, right? I think that's all the time we have for his pot. Thanks for everybody joining us. Go check out Jason's daily vlogs. Go check out Navin's daily vlogs with Jason. Go check out Georgia's podcast. Girls uninterrupted. Go check out Natalie's boss, David's stuff. Go check out me. Go check out Adam Adam. Where can people find you? - Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam. - Hell yeah, go check out Pearson's channel. Some heat is coming. - Hee hee hee. - And go check out Taylor's stuff. Zane McClain's scans here. Go check out Scans filming. - Wait, where's Scans? - 'Til I don't need it. - And go check out John and Julius. - Simple Castro. - Okay, I figured out how to do a scan impression. - Yeah, go. - You just do a really low voice and you throw in one Gen Z phrase. - Yeah, yeah. - And that's it. - Yeah, you go. (laughing) - Yeah. - That's tough. - Sing them. (laughing) - All right.