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I'm having to control all the schedules. Book appointment." "Buddy, that's to say at home, mom, you f*cking f*ck off." "He's lazy." "He's working seven hours a week." "I'm just sick of wondering where your money is going. That ends today." "The new dollar-wise is live on your phone and now on the web as well." "And to celebrate the web launch, we're giving you 20% off. 12 months of dollar-wise." "Normally $99.99 for only $79.99. Billing competitive? The referral games are live. Refer a friend. Earn real money and maybe win a trip to visit me here in the studio." "But hurry. This deal won't last forever. Click the link in the description below and see the new dollar-wise for yourself." "I want you to be on the next episode of financial audit right here in Austin, Texas. If you think you have interesting finances, with an interesting personality, or a story, or a life or relationship, I will personally pay you to take time off of work, fly you down to Austin, get you personal transportation, a hotel, food, and we'll have a great time hanging out." Go to katelapamber.com/apply or click that link in the description below. "Hi. I'm Brittany. I'm 23 years old." "I'm Kyle. I'm 25 from Lansing, Michigan." "And this is financial audit." "Guys, welcome down to Austin. I escaped my home world of Kalamazoo. Maybe you guys can escape Lansing at some point. Okay. Hey, happy to have you down here. Brittany, what do you do for living in Lansing, Michigan?" "I am a stay-at-home mom and professional codler." "We don't speak like that in Michigan. Why do you speak in the last time?" "Professional codler?" "Yeah." "Are you able to wrap that around someone?" "Yeah." "Thanks, suffocation." "Okay." "Right back at your chin." "Really?" "Yeah." "Really. Are we, seriously? Bring that out." "Glisten." "Yeah, bring that out." "Are we going to really throw the, yeah, right back at me?" "Yeah, right back at you." "This girl's got some long arms. I wish I had long arms like she does." "Girl, I know what I got. I absolutely could. I know what I got. And it ain't that." "We both are not on the same level." "Okay." "That's what I make felt fun of fat people above my fat now." "Okay." "I leave the fats in my fat level alone." "We're the same amount of fat. That's fine." "That's crazy." "I'm sorry, that's crazy." "Yeah." "I don't actually dislike it." "I'm just roasted, yeah. I'm not even like." "But like, that's crazy." "Kyle." "What's up?" "A fan of the thickness?" "Fan of that a little bit of a feeder." "A jiggle physics for sure." "Okay." "Well, what do you do, Kyle, for a living?" "Factory." "Factory?" "No." "I work the streets." "Huh?" "I close down a traffic control." "Oh my goodness, are you actually the dude with the sign?" "Yeah." "Stop slow." "Yeah." "Okay." "He's that asshole." "No, that's not an asshole move." "I just assumed like it had to be the most guy on the crew." "Oh no." "I always call him that asshole." "No." "No." "Just as dangerous as anybody else." "I mean, I have 20 feet from a car." "Minimal responsibility." "Yeah." "I swear to everyone else, okay, what do you make from that position?" "It needs to be money, man." "Cos stay at home, especially with all that that's eaten in the household." "It's 18 base pay." "Okay." "18 base pay." "Yeah." "Okay, well how many hours a week are we working?" "Flectuates." "Average, buddy." "I can either go from 40 hours by Wednesday." "Cool, so let's do average, which is what I asked." "65." "A week." "Yeah." "That's incredible. I mean, you have to be working hard." "Cos again, that is not the best hourly income to support a dual triple income household." "Yeah, I mean, sorry." "Oh." "Sorry, what? I triple. It was a fat joke. I'm sorry. Let me leave you alone. I love you. I don't hate you. I'm just roasting you. "Oh, that's okay." "Okay, so very good. What does that break down to per paycheck?" "Bases, what is the paycheck cycle?" "1100 a week." "No." "No." "Oh." "No." "Okay, why are you disagreeing?" "Why would you know a different number?" "Because you don't know his finances." "Okay. Now, you might not know the finances of the household, but you should at least know your- "Chef did?" "Well, 65 hours is 1100 a week." "That's not his normal anymore. It used to be." "Anymore? What happened?" "They've started cutting hours. Can you do that anymore?" "Hiring too many things forever." "Okay." "Hiring." "Yeah, they're- "Because they don't want to give you overtime, are you getting overtime?" "No, getting overtime." "Really?" "Are you getting overtime when you get overtime though?" "Yeah." "When you work over." "Yeah." "So they probably just want to hire more people so they don't have to pay for overtime." "Correct." "Yes." "It's not unfair." "Yeah." "It's kind of the market, that makes sense." "Yeah." "Okay, well, if he doesn't-." "No." "No." "And you tell me what is he making on average per paycheck?" "Average he's been bringing in about 850 to 900." "That's a week." "Yes." "Okay, well we'll call it 875. 875 times 52 divided by 12." The thing is, I mean, not- No, certainly for your age, everything definitely not the worst. If we're talking household. Mm. It sucks. Like- "That's a lot." "Yeah." "There's like nothing for, like, leftover after we're paid pretty much." "Did you say a home mom would just stay at home with wife?" "So, I'm gonna stay at home with wife, yeah." "Not mom?" "Well, I am a mom and a wife." "Oh, you're a mom?" "Yes." "Okay, it would be stay at home with mom then." "Because, like, why don't you need to be a-." "Because I'm a home wife, it's not kids." "Yeah." "Because you were obviously clearly going to work." "Because we're not making much money here at 317 or 91." "I want to go." "You." "I want to go back to work." "Okay, so the kids? Or the kids?" "Yeah." "I have a nine month old girl." "Yeah, I have a nine month old girl." "And then I have custody of my cousin." "Okay." "Okay, cool, nine month old, how old is the kid?" "And does the cousin, does the cousin live with you guys?" "A nine month old?" "He's 16." "And 16." "Very good." "Yeah, well, yeah." "So, the 16-year-old will be out there pretty soon." "How long are we affording to pay bills?" "It's crazy. Two kids and then you both is wild." "We keep using cash after pay." "That's the only way that we can make ends meet." "Okay, with a 16 month old, I mean, why aren't we taking. " "I mean, I know Michigan relatively." "I know you can take advantage of some services, daycares and that kind of stuff." "Yeah." "Pretty free stuff and then you can just go work." "Yeah." "Well, for the state, I mean, I haven't tried." "So, I haven't tried to do like with the state where you get help with child care." "Why?" "I just. " "Well, what the fuck?" "I enjoy staying home with the money." "You enjoy staying at home." "Yeah." "That home's not going to exist. You're putting everything on your after-pay." "Well, I enjoy taking care of my nine-month-old." "Congratulations. You're not taking care of them when you lose your house." "Instead of somebody else that's taking care of my child and making me to be a deadbeat mom." "You're being deadbeat mom by making them lose the roof over their head. That's how this works." "No." "That is the most important thing." "I'm taking care of my child." "Now, when they lose the roof." "I'm being a tradwife." "Rab." "Yeah. I'm being a tradwife." "Is it traditional to lose your house?" "No." "Cause you will. You're putting everything on after-pay. How long does it take?" "I've had people lose their apartments and houses multiple times on this show." "We've made it this long." "This long." "Yeah." "That just doesn't mean you're going to make it in the future. You're pushing it to the edge. That's why you're on financial audit. You're at that breaking point." "No." "What's your opinion on this, buddy?" "No. I mean, we kind of quit our jobs too in February." "What?" "You quit your job?" "We both did." "Why?" "Before the construction." "Well, because we hated it. You were literally drained. As soon as you pulled into the job, like you were drained." "What was the job? Were you guys working the same job?" "Yeah." "What was the job?" "Security." "At a battery plant." "Yeah." "Okay. What was the household income at that point?" "We were making 19 an hour, and we were bringing in like 15, 1600 a week." "So, like you know, should you just go work another job?" "Clearly, how about who's thinking of the kid?" "Well, we didn't have. " "I was pregnant at the time, so. " "You said in February." "Yeah. So, we didn't have the kid in total." "It's a 16-month-old." "So, we didn't have a kid in total November. I took off three weeks. I had to go back to work because we weren't going to be able to pay the apartment bill." "You're not able to do that now." "But then, my OB released me." "Also, security drained you." "Yeah." "How many people were breaking into the battery plant?" "It was the people." "So, it was very toxic and. " "Toxic?" "Toxic?" "Toxic." "Batteries." "Yeah. No, the people." "How?" "The boss was terrible." "Did you even want to quit or did this make you quit?" "I have a feeling she was pushed." I mean, we, me, they're one of us we're happy there. - Okay, it's okay to not be happy at your job, but it's important to put a proof over our head. He's the bills, that's the critical thing. When you guys can move and take a lateral position change at a different company, I'm totally down for that. But you guys won't, you both quit, and then you had to get into construction, and she doesn't do shit. - Yeah, we don't do shit. - I forced them to quit with me pretty much. - That's what I was just asking. - Yeah, I was going to stay. - Yeah, he was going to stay, but he wanted to roof over our head and make sure we were safe. - Oh, that's controversial. - He wanted to make sure we were safe, but I told him I'm not going to quit unless he quit. - So, how do you provide for the house today then? - I am a professional cuddler. Like, I go whenever people hit me up, and I go. - What the, what are we doing? I'm sorry. (laughing) I'm going to just, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Oh no, it was kind of beating up at the beginning. I was, I was feeling a little testy this morning. - No, no, I'm testing. But who the fuck is paying near to Cuddler? - A lot of people, they love me. They love this. It's okay, you love some of this too. - No, no, no, no, I'm not sure you're talking. - Die if I'm made. - Yes. - What the fuck is happening? - You love this, it's okay. - It's okay. - What are you okay with that? Are you guys married? - Yeah. - We got married June 20th. - This year? - Yes. - Congratulations, I think. You're okay with this? - Yeah. - I do what I want, I don't. - Oh, no, that's wonderful, that's fantastic. Yeah, but how do you actually feel? She does what she wants. - She handles the finances. - Yeah, I call everything, no. - I make completely not what I was asking, but she's being paid for her body. - Yeah, and more. - Brings then the money. We still have a roof over our heads. - Tell me about this, tell me about this cuddling. This is work, what are you charge? - So guys, hit me up. - Where, where, let's, come on. - Onc. - Oh, wait, are men in this? Have we, and is this where we are? So is this where we are, is this society? - They pay me. They pay me. - Then you're not that ugly, you do not have to do this. You do not have to do this. - Yeah. - What is this? - dot com. - dot com. - What are we doing here? - Don't hit me up. - I feel like, hey, do you want to meet up? And I go, yeah, so I'll go to their house, the hotel. I charge a base rate of 100. - Hell, yeah. - You trust that this sounds like more like problem. - Yeah, so they pay me a hundred an hour for. - Hundred and, what are we doing here? Listen, I think places should have like back scratching places. - Yeah. - So I'm like, I would actually pay for that. - The back scratch here. - Yes, yeah, like if I, well, if, I mean, I can get back scratches for free, obviously. - No, but like, so they pay me a hundred an hour for basic, that's just me and pajamas. They pay 160 if they want me in lingerie. And then they pay me too. - Wait, what, what, what, what, what, what? For Lord, that's not cuddling. - Yeah, I cuddle with them. - But that's like lingerie. - In lingerie, that's starting to get like, and you're okay with that part? That sounds like more than cuddling all the time. - Yeah, and then 200 is me being naked. (laughs) - Are you sure they're not paying 200 to keep your clothes on? - I swear to God, now, they love this body. They love this jiggle. They love when I rub my hands on them. - What the, we talked about right now. What the, it was happening. What is this world coming to? Men, you are not that desperate. I promise, please. - No, we'll pay for anything. Girls, I've tried to sign other men up. They won't pay for everything, but guys, they'll pay for everything. - I'm literally, okay. - I tried. - There's also a cuddle companion. - I tried to sign up too. (laughs) - And? - I didn't get no hits. - Yeah. - Guys, pay for anything. - Yeah, I'm literally signing up for right now. I wanna see what this looks like on the back end. So 200 naked? - Yeah, 200 naked. - It's f*ck. - She's a wh- (beep) - No. - I'm not a wh- (beep) - I make money for my family. I'm also the supporter. - Yeah, by being a wh- - She's not sleeping with them though. - Yeah. - I'm not a hoe. - Dude, cuddling naked, I'm sorry. Like it doesn't. (beep) - No. - Are there off menu items? - I won't disclose. Yes. (laughs) - Oh. - And do you know about the off menu items? - No. No, I didn't know at all. - Oh, yeah. Sorry. - Oh, sorry? - Sorry. - Yeah, I thought I told you. I'm sorry. - That's crazy. That's absolutely crazy. - I'm sorry. - Okay, I gotta fill out all my details. - I'm sorry. - I will say overweight. White, five, nine. Oh my gosh, no, I don't smoke. I don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't drink often. I just don't drink. Why do you need to know my religion? What are we doing? I'm getting cuddled, am I not? - Mm-hmm. - Just save. Just get, I wanna see what it looks like on the inside of this website. Okay, okay, very good. Let's see. Oh, they're all hideous. - Oh. - It's a lot of older men. - No, the women. - I'm not trying to cut it with manual. - Oh, sorry. - You dumb. I'm sorry. Or is what I'm trying to say. - Yeah, okay. - Oh my gosh, okay. - Yeah, there's some pretty, pretty good chicks on there. - Yeah, but I feel like what are we doing here? Okay, okay, okay. So, off menu unfortunately, buddy, for you, we're about to learn some things. These are some nasty, disgusting creatures. - How many times has this happened? - What do you mean? This is her fucking job, isn't it? - No, the extra curriculum activity. - Okay, well, let's learn what they are first. I'll try to ask the questions. I'll ask the questions. - Okay. Sorry. - Oh my goodness, there's someone on here I've met before. - Oh. - I've met this person before. - Oh. - We never did anything. - We just kind of went on like a date, nothing ended up happening. - She was trying to get paid. - Small circle, nothing ended up happening. Nor was it proposed for what it's worth. - She was on the hunt. - Maybe, I don't know, I mean, it was a dating app. - Maybe it was cheap. You probably was cheap. Guys with our money like cheap shit. - Well, you shut the fuck up. What is your off menu things? - Hand jobs, I've gave foot jobs. - Oh my god, you feel that to be disgusting. In fact, people's feet are always so nasty. - No, they're actually pretty good. - No, no, no. Absolutely not. You have not seen the bottom of them. - Yeah, I have. - How much is a hand job? - A hand job is, I believe, 200. - What's his name? It's a naked cuddle. - Yeah. Well, it's additional. So I'll get paid. - Men, you are not this desperate. Men, please. Men, just come here. I will hug you myself. What are we doing? This is like, "What the fuck in no way?" "Cooking a f***ing happy Andy, what are we doing?" - Yep. So I'll make-- - From not this kind of beast. I'm sorry, but it's like, "What the f***ing?" Okay, okay. In the foot of foot thing, very ask. - Yep, that's still 200. I've had somebody use a toy on me before. - Body, that's like borderline intercourse. Like what the f***ing? - I didn't know. - I know, you're knowing now. - What else? This off of many der I ask. - So it was the hand jobs, the foot jobs, and then using the toy on me while I was naked. For that, I got $7,800. - For someone to pleasure you, they paid you. - Yep. - What else? - That's it? - Bullshit. - No, I don't fucking-- - No one's f***ing. - I don't f*** them. - I don't believe you. - I don't wanna get no STDs. I ain't-- - I ain't-- - No slut, no nothing. (laughing) - I have more. - Dude, you're giving f***ing hand jobs. - I still have more else. You ain't gonna stick yo dick in me. - I'm so sorry for how many times y'all have vomited out there. And I always thought, why do you literally get like the black accent? Whatever that's called. Why do you talk like that? - I don't know. - You're not black, I mean. - It's just my menorisms. I mean, it's always been like that. - What? - Yeah. - I guess how I was raised? - I feel like if I did this, I would be canceled. - So I was raised. I mean, black people? - I mean, I was raised like where I was. - No, far from. Far from, but. - Yeah, no. - What the f*** are we doing? - I was raised by my uncle and they were racist of hell. But I love my black men, so. - Yeah, you talk like that. You're black, you're with a white man. - But I love my black men. Black men are mine. They're hot as hell. - Or for anyone who made it through that Q and A session. - Yeah, okay. - How have you been doing this? Not a chance. - Yeah. - No, I would literally, I'm sorry. I would pay thousands of dollars to never be with you. - And it overdid. - What are you gonna do? Me if I don't? - Oh, yeah. - So what the f*** are you doing? - We're gonna touch you with a six foot pole. Like that one. - Yeah, great. Dude, no. Okay, so how long have you been doing this? - I've been doing it since 2023. We needed Christmas gifts and rent. - Have you ever heard of a f***? - Job? You f***, sorry. - It has nothing to do with you being f***. - Get a job. Work. - We have a lot of jobs. - Yeah, and you couldn't last it yours 'cause you're a toxic who forced him to quit. - Yeah. - Yeah, they were toxic. Do you hear how you talk? I guarantee you were the toxic that everyone hated. That was always starting shit. Let's be honest here, let's be honest here. But she was starting to write, yes, exactly. They weren't toxic. You're a horrible and possible person to work with. I've worked with people like you when I worked at a-- - I'm unhappy. - Where are we? - Excuse me. - I'm happy 'cause you were a bitch. I worked at a state house. I worked in double fast food. I worked at a pop-up course once. There's always someone like you. The fat ghetto as that is an absolute annoying, that no one wants to be around. And it's always starting to be me. - Why? - Are you? - Are you? - Enjoyable. - The environment? - Yeah, the environment. They need to make everything enjoyable. - What is a double-eyed seats? Is that what you're requesting? What are you talking about? - That means they don't need to cause drama. They don't need to be-- - They don't cause the drama. He is shaking his head. Yes, he knows. He was there. - Look at him. - He was there. - Oh, nothing. He don't know nothing. - Dude, he was there. I guarantee if I talk to any of them, you were causing issues. - So, get her job instead of being a-- Ratchet Whitmer, friend of the show, look into this fat-- Get her in jail. - I can make more. I can make more doing the cuddling than going to-- - Yes, by doing a legal pr-- And of course you can. - Oh, okay. - Like, yes. I mean, yeah. - I'm gonna bring in the 7800. Well, somebody makes 13 an hour, and barely bringing home when I bring home. - Yeah, and we could all make a lot of money go selling drugs. That's still illegal. What do you mean? Like, that doesn't make it moral or justified. - But I'm not even against sex work. I would rather it be regulated. So it's like, you know, safe. But first of all, you, and second of all, it's just like, he didn't know you were-- - Yeah. - And here's the reality. This is what you're willing to say on camera. - Yeah. - I know that shit has gotten out. There's no chance, buddy. How do you feel about the hand jobs, and blasting with the toys, and I'm so sorry, Chad, keep the bucket beside you. I don't know how long it's gonna last. It sucks knowing that now, like it really hurts, but-- - Yeah, I would say so. How are you guys doing? - In general, how's your relationship? - We're married. - Married, but Rocky is hell. - I don't know that. - Why is it Rocky? - 'Cause he don't listen. He don't, like, he don't fulfill me. - [laughs] - And I called it off right before our marriage. - Oh, you-- - Entitled, I ain't, oh my god. Why are you with her? Why the, everyone knows someone like her. - Handles the finances. - What? That's a reason to be with someone? - And she's the mother of my kid. - Oh, you shouldn't have done that. That was a mistake. - They literally told me the only reason he-- - Is that an accident? - No. - The only reason why? - He told me the only reason he got me pregnant is because he knew I would be a good mom. - [laughs] That a chance of this world, you're a good mother. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. - Meet new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day comfy grip. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. 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I'm not telling you shit. - Wow, what a great spouse. Great communication skills. You've sucked it. Well, okay, give me an example. - You better get better. - Okay, maybe you say it on my level. - Maybe you're in the right. Tell me. Give me examples. Like, for example, I tell him if there's an appointment on this day, I should have to put on a damn calendar. Like, hey, there's an appointment this day. Or are you gonna request this day off because our daughter has an appointment. Like, make time for that. Or like, I gotta tell something like 10 times. - I will say this though, for what it's worth. He's working like 70 hours a week and you were the state home mom. Give him a reminder. Like the dudes bust an ass. It's okay to give him a reminder. Yes, you should manage yourself better set reminders for sure. - But you are the schedule manager. That you're the state home. What? That is what you beg for. - But then it's too much because I'm handling everything. - What? What are you handling? - I'm having a cook, clean. I'm having to take care of the daughter. I'm having to control all the schedules, book appointments, having to deal with a nine month old 16 year old. - Buddy, that's the state home mom, you. - Let's see. - He's literally working seven hours a week. - He can still help me out when he gets home. - What, that's your job. You both have to, listen, I think both partners should. - We should work around the house and help. When they have jobs, you chose your job to be stay at home. - So don't take on that shit, you. - You don't agree with if he gets home from work, right? - After 70 hours a week. - Yes, after 70 hours a week, you can still make time to take care of your daughter, or even have phone with your daughter, so your daughter has time with them. - That's different. - And then also time with me. - Oh, you. - Excuse you. But, fricking, like, help take care of the daughter. Help me with dinner or something. - Well, there you go, no, no, no, no, no. Dinner, you, no, that's your job. You subscribe to that job, you beg for that job. Yes, you need to spend time with your kid and have that bond and do things. - It's been time with me. - Probably for the sake of the relationship. I wouldn't want to put you through that, but it is true. If you, for some reason, love this, then yes. - You do have to do that. - Okay, it's expensive, so. - And then, there's some times, you don't even take the overtime. So, on the hours where he only works 40, he could literally, like, spend time, like, with us. 40 hours a week is the bare minimum. And then some turns, you don't have to be taken. - You've got a paternity test with all these off menu items she's doing. - No. Highly recommend, is the baby here? - Yeah. - Well, I would do that when you get home, buddy. Because I don't, no. I mean, she was literally pregnant, Lindsey, 'cause this fat, well, I don't need to keep saying facts, but you, this is like, you're breaking my chair. The thing is, she was pregnant, Lindsey, pregnant, Lindsey, pregnant, Lindsey in the pre-interview. But I had this, I had this black client. And oh, his dick was big and I wanted the fat dick. - He was attractive. And I mean, he gets the other girl, so I mean, I, I couldn't. - What? - Yeah. - You're f***ing not the woman? - He don't put himself out there, two f***ing other women, but he could. - Oh, so he's not, not the woman. - No. - What do you mean he can? - He can't. - But because you're on the side, you're like, you can do it. - I mean. - So, but does he even want that? - Yeah, he loves it. He loves it. - He's not putting himself out there. - No, that's his fault. - So does he love it? I feel like you're just like, I'm gonna go do stuff so you can do stuff too. - No, he loves it. - I mean, I enjoy it for sure, like. - You're doing stuff? - Let's like yourself out there. - Whenever I can. - Oh, so you guys are open. - Yeah, we're open-ish, yeah. - What's ash? - Like, so he can f*** other girls, we can f*** them together, but I can't f*** other dudes. And like, we can have three ways, four ways, and stuff like that, but like, he has to agree on the other guy. - What the f*** did you get this deal? - 'Cause I'm bisexual, and I love my females. - Oh, so you can f*** women? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay, how do you feel about her getting guys off though? 'Cause that's what she's doing, isn't she kinda breaking the rules? - I mean, no sexual, like, actual. - Woo-hoo. - Yeah, okay, they're blasting her with toys, and she's like stroking them, you're okay with this. - As long as there's no, I guess, potential, but that I know of, that's why she's probably not saying it here. Okay, well, I guess it's not as extreme or a warm or an emergency, if you guys have at least agreed to it. I'm glad you didn't f*** that guy, my guess. - Yeah, no. - No. - What color is your kid? - White. - Hmm. Okay, confirmed? She looks like my color? Okay, I would take that paternity test. - She looks like my color. - I really would, I'm not even joking. Okay, um, okay, I didn't know. You know, you guys, okay, so you guys are, but then I don't really care as much about that stuff. It is you're being a whore and propping yourself. Yeah, sure to do that. Why are you such a bitch to them now at home? Like, why have you stayed with her obviously braiding you constantly, saying you can't, what do you mean you can't fulfill you? - Like, if I need to be told I'm beautiful, I'm pretty, all this stuff. - Have you tried being any of those? - I am that, the f-- - No, I'm sorry, you're not, you're a one. - Yes, I am. - No, you're a one. - No, I'm not saying. - No, no, no, no, we keep it 100 here. - Yeah. - Like, I'm a five, maybe a four. - I might not be a Florida 10, but I'm a Michigan 10. - No, you're not, I'm from Michigan, too. - Yeah, no. - What are you talking about? - I might not be a Florida or a-- - Lansing, get to East Lansing. There's some really hot college women. What the f-- are we talking about here? - Nah, I don't support state whatsoever. - Is that, is that about that? - You're a special creature. - How little bit, yeah. - The thing is, like, I'm a four or five or we keep it real here, you are probably a five. I think if you got a couple things fixed, we could get better. Got a unabrow going. You could get up to maybe a six or something. You're a one. - No, not at all. - Okay, yes. And all the women in the council be like, "Yeah, girl, okay, I'm still mean. Oh my god, I'm just gonna show you some of my finances." - 'Cause I am, I'm beautiful. - You're not, though. - We keep it in our way. - No. - Yep. - And he can have it with me, so. Now, he married me. - Yeah, he put a baby in you. That was a mistake. - 'Cause she does not respect you. - No. - She does not like, that's crazy. You don't respect him. - No. - Tell me. - Like, if he would man up and do man things, but he can't even, like, the most-- - I'm working. - Okay, you work and everything like that, but you don't do, like, simple man things, like, at the house. Like, you can't, he has the time. He can't even change the windshield wiper on a dang car. That's a simple task that a man can do. He can't do that. - What? - Like, that's, how can you expect me to respect you when you can't even do simple man shit? - She doesn't respect you as a man. - No. - How does that make you feel? - Well, you live and you learn, and I'm damn sure learning. - What are you learning? - No, you're not even able to learn to think in your life. - No. - No, because I did his high school work. So he didn't learn shit. - Yes, no, each other in high school? - Yeah. We've been together for years. - What the, that explains a lot. - I'm his first, everything. - And first cousin? - No. - Probably. - Oh. - I was born in Michigan. - Hey, she was not born in Michigan at all. - Nope, I was born in Michigan. - You're very excited about the state you're from. That's cool. I'm from there too. I got it, we get it. He's talking a lot of more than I have in four years. No, there's, you could do so much better, buddy. But I know you already have a kid with your son. - No, nobody would put up with him. - But he doesn't do anything, he's docile. - I've been in control of his finances since high school. - Oh, that's why he hasn't learned. You're fucking groomed him, you're stuck, he's abusive. - How can he learn when he don't want to learn? - Do you want to learn? - I just make the money, that's what I do. - Exactly, do you want to learn? - It'd be nice to know, but it means. - So you want to learn? - Yeah, he ain't never, and a day in his life said that. - You don't let him talk. Have you witnessed this conversation yet? You're putting him down, you say you don't respect him, you say he's not a man, you say he doesn't treat you. - Beautiful, and stuff. You say all these things, no shit, he hasn't spoken up saying he wants to learn. - Yeah, I. - You control, you dominate, you own. - Yeah, 'cause I run this shit like an army. Get up. - Yeah, it works really well. The literal most amount of paperwork I've ever had on the show, and it's by a far extreme. This isn't even close. I've never had anything this big before. - I make shit work. - No, this is not working, you're worse off than anyone I've ever, I've never had this. You're breaking records, you're the fattest, you're the fattest stack. - Man, I'm some people's cup of tea. Maybe not yours, but I'm everyone else's. - No, you are not. - There are desperate insults out there. The only reason this is working, you've monetized it. Congratulations. - You okay. - Um, okay. Well, hey buddy, what's up? I have bad news. She says you don't treat her beautiful and nice. Why? Why aren't you stepping up and always treating your spouse? Like she. - I'd like to know that one. - Wants. It's, I guess, hard with, you know, (laughs) - Yeah, okay. - Why is it hard? I think we might have different reasons. - It's well, I mean, a while, not too long ago. She is taking care of herself with clothing now. She, but before, she was not taking care of herself at all. - What? What does that mean? - Like, not looking presentable. - He's trying to look. - Does she now? - Better. - What was it before? - Just baggy clothes everywhere, everywhere. - So, like, it was sweatshirts and an oversized t-shirt. But oh my God, as soon as I went to an amusement park, looking like that, I let myself go. - You don't think you've let yourself go? - No. - Oh, what has been done to hype up women? Fat men know they're fat, fat women don't. I don't know how this has happened. - Because people love it. - It's TikTok's fault. I have to ask, hey, candidly. Candidly, she said she doesn't respect you. So clearly, we don't care about saying the real thing here. Are you attracted to her? Be honest. - Relatively. - Relatively. - What does that mean? - She looks good sometimes, not great, other times. - Go on. - I'm gonna push you to get a real answer. - Don't be up with that, a little cock bitch. - Give her real answer. - He's been a pussy, like normal. - Oh, wow, that's crazy. But, I mean, no. - Not attracted, I'm live with her, but not super sexually attracted at all. - That's probably why I have to beg to get it. That's why I wouldn't be ordering sex toys because somebody don't wanna give it to me. - Yeah. - Yes. - So I gotta spend my money because I gotta buy me sex toys to please me. - It's not required to, when you've gotten morbidly, morbidly, morbidly obese. - You're my husband. Okay, so you would rather me somebody else over you. - I didn't say that. - It does not surprise he doesn't want to. - Well, he needs to. - Oh, often do you? - Often does he? - Like, one, two is pushing it, but one, per week. - What? You're up to that? You're even doing that much? And you must have to force yourself. - Yes. - It's always doggie, doggie, doggie. Like, you don't wanna see my face, no, nothing. - What are the signs of the women that you f*ck when you do f*ck women? That or not her? - Voluptuous. - Large? - Not large, no. But, smaller. - They f*ck in short and smaller than me. - Okay, first of all, like everyone is. I'm just, to be clear. Okay, bring out the springer machine. Bring out the springer machine. How tall are you? - Five, one. - Springer, springer, springer, springer. Enjoy. And how many pounds? There's like a pound issue. It gives five under. So it adds five. Everyone hold down the hatches. Awk. Happy and so mean, but also she thinks she is hot shit. This is why the f*cking wearing a mold fitting outfit. - Hi, I'm Faxi. - What was it, plus five? Is that adding five? - Oh, I lost weight. - That's not adding five. - Okay. - So. - I'm normally too hot. - 237. - I think I still lose a weight, right? 245 is my normal. - I'm sorry, for you, that's water, that's water weight. You're just off and down, I mean, I'm sorry. Let's be honest. - Okay, I'm gonna wait this year. I mean, I get it. We f*ck, he's got to stick together. - Yeah, we like to eat. - We like to eat. - Yeah. - We like to eat. You're just disgusting. - Yeah, okay. - I can see my tick. - I can see me, too. - You are considered severe obese. Morbidly, you are morbidly morbidly morbidly obese. - Oh, okay. - You're class three obesity. - Yeah, okay. - Maybe for the government. - Oh, be a mind, which is not a perfect system, by the way, but we need to be able to start somewhere and just have a system. Do you call her fat? - I have. - Yeah. Okay, here's the thing I do have good news. You're not gonna have to f*ck her much longer. She's gonna die in her like 30s, 40s. - Mm. - Okay. - So. - I'm gonna come back to hauncho as though. - Uh-huh, I, okay. Okay, but you almost broke up with him before the marriage. - Yeah. - Why, you just got married, what happened? - So I have bipolar, I'm bipolar and I have depression. - Have you ever considered losing weight? - Yeah, I tried. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. - Maybe it's Mavilyane. - I can't lose it. - It is salt. - I can't. - It's less calories than out. - Yes, I try, I'll eat yogurt and then I'll eat salad. - You think yogurt parfaits she eats are like the f**k shakes though. Like the desserts, like let's be honest, I love a parfait too. I love a parfait. - Yeah, so I'll eat the yogurt that has like the chocolate and then I'll have the yogurt which is strawberry and then I'll have the salad and then- - And what's on your salad? - Cucumbers, tomato, lettuce and then ranch, and I think bell peppers, in egg. - Ranch. - So all of that out, and then of course cut like my dinners and stuff like that. - From two? - From like one or two plates and then I just go down and downsize my plate. And then so in February when I went to break up with him, it was because he wasn't fulfilling me and I was going through- - What was that fulfillment? - Like not telling me I'm pretty, not calling me babe, baby, like stuff like that. Like you're not fulfilling me. I need that. As me, like you're giving that to other people, why can you get that to other people but not me. Like I need that fulfillment. - I mean I just have to be carried. Yes, you should, I understand you need in that. - Yes. - You need to do the things that would at least make him attract the deal as a spouse. - Yeah. Well it's kind of hard to lose weight. That's like- - It's actually not. You actually just count the calories. I'm sorry, a tub of ranch, the yogurt dessert. This isn't, you're not having those fat-free Greek yogurt. That's not what you do. - That would be nasty. - It is. - Yeah. - It's not good. - We have a free gym. - Yeah. We have a free gym at our apartment. - And? - I don't use it. He don't either. - He's not fat. - Yes, he is. - You're calling him fat? - Yes. We both used to be skinny as hell before we met each other and in our early days. He's guy in some way too. - Should we put him? - Maybe gained weight, he's not fat. - Should we bring out the springer for me? I don't think you need it, buddy. I'm looking at you. I'm really looking at you. - But, so in February he wasn't providing me with what I needed. And I was just going through that emotional rollercoaster and so. - Yeah, that's what it is. You're making excuses. The thing is, it's actually not hard to look. Okay, yes. I mean, I get it. Again, I yo-yo like crazy. That's what I do. I'm a yo-yo runner. Okay. I went from, I mean, last year, I ended it like two-twelve. Now if I get on that scale, I'm probably closer to two-twenty-five. Okay? Like, that's where I'm a yo-yo. Ten pounds up down. Come on, suddenly. That's my life. - I mean, I think. - And it's not good. But it's also just not hard. If you lock in it, it's really not hard. Or just like, do it. - Well, I gained a hundred pounds when I was on depot. - I don't know what that is. - So it's first control? - It's first control. - Okay, well, you're not on it. - I gained a hundred pounds just from that. - Hey, you're not on it. - In a year. - You're not on it. - But it's hard to lose weight. - It's not. It's the less calories in the now. - That's easier said than done. Some people have other disorders. - You don't. - You don't know. I haven't been diagnosed. - Because 99% don't. They make up shit. It is less calories in the now. Girl, you told me what you ate. You're eating dessert for every meal. - Yeah. - Like shut up. - You have to. That's like the best part of the food. - But it's a disorder. 1600 calories a day is supposed to, is your recommended. - Oh, I would starve. - No, you would actually just maintain a healthy weight. - I would starve. - 1600 calories for your age in time. - I think a regular meal is like that much calories. - Your maintenance is probably about 2,150. So that's probably what you eat. So at 2,200 a day, if you're not gaining. - Yeah, I'm not gaining. - Well, she likes McDonald's. - Yeah, I love me with some McDonald's. - Yeah, I'm interested. I bet she does. She's fed her all your money on those french fries. - Oh yeah. Them fries. - So I'm sorry. The thing is, you dress in like a slob. The other spouse has a responsibility to show up, take care of themselves, and like look decent and all that good stuff. That is necessary for a healthy relationship, but it really is. Like, I mean, I'm wearing comfy clothes today, but if I was like going out with my girl and stuff, like, she needs me to look, at least halfway decent, presentable, she changed my wardrobe. And that's fair. You wear sweats everywhere, eating like shit, being disgusting. It's not unfair that he, all of a sudden, is like less likely to stick it in and less likely to. Oh, you beautiful. But the crazy thing is, like, he never complained about that before I had the daughter. - Well, you know what? Well, first of all, you gain like 100 bucks. But either way, the thing is, look at him. He's like, in order for him to tell the real opinion on if he's attracted to you or not, you had to like, fold on, put him down. So he knows like, this is a place of honesty. And I had to push him to give the real answer. He's not someone to stand up and like hurt you. - Not at all. - So he wouldn't tell you that. He's gonna stay silent and not let his feelings be known, including whether or not he's attracted to you, including calling you beautiful. - Well, he needs to man up. That's all I got to say. - First of all, him manning up isn't calling you beautiful if he doesn't find you a trick. - Well, he needs to fulfill me. He needs to do something. - But you need to also play your part for it. - Okay, and I will. - Being, you will? You just hit you when you stop eating dessert and gonna get him a Donald's prize. - I don't know about that. - I don't know about McDonald's, but. - Exactly, then you're not trying. You're not trying. - She goes to McDonald's, gets the new strawberry drink or whatever, or watermelon drink, whatever it is. - Or watermelon or fresh. - And then a large try. - You've got, for the thing is, I mean, sounds good. But the thing is, you're short. You really can't be consuming all that. And also, so you made him quit his job in February? - Yeah, in February. - And to break up with him in February. - Yeah. - What the fuck are you doing to this man? What is she putting you through? How do you cope? - Video games. - You must, like, you need an escape man because she's torturing you. She's actually torturing you. And no shit, even if he was attracted to you, if you were torturing him constantly, why would he want to stick it in and treat you nice? You parade him every day, threaten to break up with him, make him quit his job. Now the financial circle is you're gonna lose your house. No shit, right? - No shit, how are we surprised here? - Well, I mean, he's fine with hurting me, so I don't really understand. - How does he hurt you? - He's literally moving a woman in, into our apartment. - What the fuck? - Hold on. 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So you can have someone there who sexually attracted you, might not be a bad idea. - Like, no, it's not a good idea. - Can we kick her out? - No, I was here for-- - My financial advisor. - No. - No, I'm good with YouTube. I'm good with YouTube, maintaining a friendship and he moves in somebody likes. - Yeah, no, I'm gonna stay there. - Yeah, as a friendship. That's great. - Okay, well you're moving in. - I love this idea, 'cause she's horrible. - Yeah. - It was our girlfriend in Florida. - Yeah. - Are you guys like a poly? - Yeah. - What the f**k are you doing up there? - Yeah, we were down there and we were-- - Show me who this person looks like. Buddy, please have done better, please have done better. Please have done better. 'Cause you're doing really disgusting things right now. - Yeah, he wants to move this girl in and her-- - I don't blame him! Okay, a little season in this time. - I'll see you soon. I know how to season. - You just get McDonald's fries, you f**k. - I cook almost every day. - Okay, not as fat, she's like my level of fat. - Yeah, okay. - Does she want to be with her though? - I mean, we were all together in Florida. - And does she want to be with her? - I don't know that. - Probably not. - How the f**k did you find her? - School, we were all in high school. - What the f**k is happening? Okay, well what is our shit, so what's our plan here? Like, what does this look like? I don't know. I'm gonna stay at home home now. He wants to move this bitch in. And she-- - What the fuck, I thought you liked her. - I do, but she's trying to take my spot. I'm gonna stay at home home. He's trying to move her in to be the stay at home home. Well, I go to work. - Good. - No. - You need to walk her out. - If she's gonna move in, she can go to work. - You all need to go to work. - No. - I'm at work. - No. - Oh yeah, no, no, you're doing your part. She needs to work, you need to work. Listen, Polly's a little weird. I don't vibe with it necessarily. I don't know. I got more pussy for you, that's good. But the thing is, it's like, hey, a triple income household, financially. I'm pretty sick. - Yeah, I would be-- - Go get a (ding) job, you lazy c-- - My daughter needs somebody. - She's 16 months old. - Six months. - Oh, six months. - Nine months, like eight, 16 year old. - I don't even know my own daughter's birthday. Nine months. - I can tell you're a horrible wife and mother and partner in everything. - No, I'm a good mom. I support everything and-- - Well, what's the (ding) - And also, what's your opinion on this? - I'm gonna cut you off. - Oh, okay, why not? - I deserve to, I deserve to not work. (laughing) - You sure? - I've done it. I've dealt with that. - I've dealt with his ass for eight years now. - What the hell? There's a such shit. - What is dealing with him? - I've dealt with his ass for eight years. I've worked the entire day. - Like, he puts me through shit. Like, he doesn't fulfill me. - No, you just keep saying that. That's not putting you through shit. He hasn't done anything to you. There's a lack of dealing with-- - He's cheating. - Why, you guys have an open relationship? - No, so we have boundaries that we have. And he has-- - Yeah, and is that boundary you not jacket off men for money on the side? (laughing) - No, it's-- - You cheating right now, you dumb c-- - What has he done? What's the boundary? - So if, so like February, I went to Florida on vacation earlier than him because he had to work. - I needed a new well on that beach. - Florida, you can tell he's cheating when he starts with the one word answers. So he started with the one word answers. - You're cheating, you guys are open, what's the boundary? - No, so he has to tell me when he's been around with another girl. - Okay. - Like, he has to tell me like, hey, like I'm talking to this girl, or I'm gonna go this one girl. Like, he has to-- - So all poly people look like this, by the way. Go ahead. - And then, I have to, if he's another girl, I actually have to get either a video, or I have to listen. - What, why? - I enjoy it. - Dude, you're a nasty, disgusting freak. If you've stuck around, thank you. You, okay, so he cheated by not providing a video? - Well, no, because he didn't tell me he was talking to other girls. - I didn't even do it. - Another thing. - Just text. - Oh! - Well, because-- - Is it open, I'm sorry. - He didn't tell me. You have to tell me you're talking to other girls. You can't just-- - I just always, isn't that what being open is? - No, 'cause he don't put himself out there. If he put himself out there. - Okay, I guess if that's a rule, you should have followed it. - Exactly. - I don't know. - And he did it. - Dude, you're literally jerking off dudes when he says no. Like, why I don't tell you? - At least I'm providing income. He's not. - He's working seven hours a week. He's providing the income. What can I add to the income from you, Fadi? - Well, mine's not really predictable. I wanna say right now, I'm not picking up as much hours because of, so maybe like, I wanna say just like 150, 'cause I'm not really doing it right now. - You suck at everything. Now, why'd you fuck your mom's friend? - I didn't. - Yes, you did. - I wish I would have. - No. - But I didn't. - I've heard two sides of the story. - And this is upsetting to you? - Yes. - Boy, mom's friend. - Yeah. - I did it. - Yes, he did. - Do you have condoms, at least? - I didn't. - No, he don't have condoms. - No. - Well, okay, then that's cheating. - But I didn't. - He was not. - How many kids do you have around? - Yeah. - One. - Do you not understand? - How are you not answering this? - I'm not. I didn't do. - Yeah. - She was like, I'm talking about other people with condoms. - Oh, no. I don't. - He literally quit. - He quit. - I only know of the one I got. (laughs) - This is, dude, you guys are. - Literally, bought condoms for him to other women. And he still proceeded to not use the condoms. - Oh, me, this type of relationship, I'm not finding any of those. - Of course, yeah, I have no problem with it. But I have no problem with really what anyone does. I'm very, like, freedom to do what you want kind of guy. Let's see, destroy society. But this is insane. You guys are. - And Mary, that girl was 30 some years old. Like, 34 years old at the time. This guy was like, freshly 20. Like, that's freaking. - Freshly 20. What do we do? - What is that guy? - That's weird. - Huh, really? - Yes. - That's two consensual adults. What the fuck are you talking about? - No. - You're talking about kids from money. - She knew him. - But what is your million? - She knew him when he was under age. - Okay, but he's not under age. I don't really care. - That's disturbing. - Could you consent? - Yeah. - He's literally saying right now he wished he did. - Yeah, okay. - Who the fuck are you to tell someone else they're a victim? - No. - What is wrong with you? What is wrong? - I know he. - What does TikTok do to your brain? Think you're attractive. Think that other people are a victim. - I know he's broken. - I know he's there because the only reason I found out was because I was crazy and was like somebody told me, nobody told me nothing. He told me that he, so he didn't even tell me originally. So I had to make up something saying someone told me that they did something. And so as soon as I confronted him about it, that's when he was like, oh, all we did was cuddle. Oh, so now all of a sudden now all you all done is cuddle. Like, yeah, right. - I don't know, you should have stuck it in. I don't really care. - She was on her period. - Yeah, okay. That's not what she told me. She told me. - It doesn't stop me. - She told me that they, and she was naked. So that's what I heard from her. But he's taking the butt in. - He's saying a whole other story. - Guys, what do you think your financial score is here to 10? 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Okay, so this is a cash app thing. - Yes. - Okay, what am I looking at? Okay, well, I see like Burger King and-- - Me too. - Go, by the way, it's like the worst fan of matter we've ever filmed. - Listen, I have my first walker the other day. - You. - That was amazing. Like that's the best walker I've ever had. - Oh, you have no taste. Your first walker was the best walker? - Well, it wasn't my first one, but it was the first one that tasted the best. Like-- - By trade, by trade, by trade. What the f*** are you doing? - Amazon, trade-off, getting bullsh*t from the gas station, bullsh*t, bullsh*t, loan payments. Okay, listen, let me just pull out your phone and screen recorder for me. I'll get all this spending later, but I just need to see, this is insane. What the f*** is this? The producers, luckily, put a sticky note. They said, like, just, I have a pull up the f***ing phone. 'Cause this is, what the f***? Just pull it up, let me see. She has a backpack on the back of her phone for all her diabetes medicine. - Well, f*** this is insane. - I'll lose my cards if I don't. - You should lose your card, so you can't spend money. This is f***ing, who has, this is insane. Who has their phone like this? - Do you start? - Okay, well, where's the after pay thing? You gotta show me, woman. - So, it's on the bottom keep card-- - It's overdue. It's overdue. - Oh yeah, 122 is due today. - Oh my God, the f*** are we doing? It's due today, and you're not paying, why? Why, why? - I don't have the money. Why? - Because I gotta get back home. - How do you get money when you get back home? There's, how is there a geographical problem? - So I have, I have like $30, and I have to Uber to the airport and get back home. And then I got a f***. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. Just clump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. - Maybe it's Maybelline, the paid. - Do you not have money? - No. - Why? - We spent it. - And 122, 19, oh, today, 483, oh, then total. - Yes. - That's how much you spend on just, let's just say, for example, going out to eat last month, how much? - I feel like we've barely been going out to eat recently. - Yeah, yeah, for you. - Yeah. - For maybe four. - Okay, how's that acceptable if you can't pay a $100 payment? - Yeah. - To go out to eat for 400, it was 700, by the way, which is, yes, cutting back for you guys. But how's that even close to acceptable? With two kids, two kids at home, and you can't pay your staff to pay on time. Yeah, you're spending $700 going out to eat? - Thank you. - What are we doing? Ms. Leigh is bullsh*t on top of it. In addition, it'll set no $500. - $500. - $500. - Are the large purchases, don't know where it went. We'll see, we're gonna go through it. But it's probably bullsh*t $1,600. Yet you're not paying $122, because you need to over to the airport. What's wrong with you? What's your responsibility? You guys are failures, his parents. Failures. You not stepping up. Not knowing where your money's going. That is a failure. Failure. control it and stuff it all down. face get a dianna 40s failure bad mother bad father bad parents bad partners you what is wrong with you 700 dollars going out to eat what the fuck is wrong with you creature get him and get a thirty dollar over to the airport from here you huh don't even pay in your after-pam type you making him quit a job you can't pay a payment what's wrong with you what what is it it's all Amazon Amazon Uber Uber bullshit you corner store well snacks again and what mountain do's are you glugging down oh you know what that was uh-huh let's look at your Amazon oh seventeen things in the cart what's going on here what do you want to do you want to get into the hotel yesterday because you didn't have enough money for a fifty-dollar old you don't hold but you're going at these seven hundred dollars a month do you understand what is going on this way you need to be involved be involved set the fuck up be a man you won't stick it in and I don't blame you but at least talk about the finances yeah we had a borrow fifty dollars from his dad a smoothie blender she has to grind up her fruit to eat it drills a blanket bullshit blanket I love a hand massage her uh-huh those won't fit what the fuck do we do I was thinking about a Christmas shopping cart cover you don't need a cover for the shopping cart for for the baby you don't need a cover all of us throughout human history you have survived without that well if you place her in the buggy and she touches it and then that's trumps that's a baby what do you want the food world's highest chocolate bar mmm yummy not for me I hate spice but you love chocolate yeah yeah credit card holder that's really important what is wrong with you it's wrong with you let's look at these purchase what is wrong with you payment revision needed for like 50 you're so you're so broken what for an hour extender you really need that what is this what is this what is this because he won't do his job which I don't blame you I don't blame you I know like you don't give it to me enough she's getting a whole human body dick this is a body it's not just the penis this is the body with it yeah what are you doing I need it because he won't give it to me that is a quite large penis right it is a I found a very attractive 11 pounds mm-hmm you can get bigger mm-hmm the 201 I said no there's a 30 35 mm-hmm yeah keep nasty guy hey she asked this now you don't have to put up with it anymore because that's just a nasty I can't oh I bet it smells so bad well full no there's not a chance oh there's a vibrator too great yeah find it up oh and another vibrator oh and uh whiskey cups that's what we need when we can't afford a pair of bills yeah stepping stones yeah I need that leaf blow you dude use a rake you know how many pawns I break to my life that's just socks so but you say you don't need a leaf blow you're poor you're poor you're poor so the funny thing about the what happened about the funny thing about rake your leaves the funny rake your leaves it's easy yes you're poor you can't afford an Uber to the airport from financial audit it is kind of funny oh yeah yes here this joke this joke if you really been trying to set up so the leaf blower isn't actually for us that's hilarious I laughed a lot so I bought it to sell it you're trying to make money you are what I call okay listen yeah you got a job paper this I'll get you a core certification you and even your third okay I'll get you guys they have like a new course potential test that I think you get for free with us everyone should take it it puts what course is best for you for your income is going to get you over six figures a lot of people have gotten course careers in the audience and now they make six figures which is really really really good so take your course potential so test I they recommend awesome but this is crazy is unless it's just a dick shit and dog training to us why do you guys have a dog if you can't even afford to take care of your kid you need a navigation what is it I bought that to sell it to so many kids things and this is a ballgame it's a strap strap head strap oh that that's for so I do another side hustle and I teach AI what how do you teach AI I will teach it to you another vibrator another vibrator a sex doll for men you need that I guess it is better than her I have my lezui sex doll out here in public no right yeah that is the nastiest pussy they don't complain that's for sure that's crazy yeah absolutely lablaire mics and all this this is crazy well that was for a wedding so much clothing so much clothing dang okay you got your wedding suit from Amazon yep how was it it was good okay we got everything from Amazon you sure did okay okay yep yep yep this is all bull shell excuse the wedding stuff way too much for the kid get a couple things this is crazy so what can I add in income from the AI thing AI so right now I'm currently making ten an hour I try to aim for I think it's I try to aim for three four hundred a month okay always something I'll put three five but I found a new one and it's 30 an hour well let's see if you get it and all I guess up okay so ViStar credit union I'm seeing four thousand five hundred eighty what is this that's because in solidation right I mean we'd have personal loans and car insurance and a lot of good stuff on kale hammer dot com if you're like me who's good with that you should never consolidate because then you just double the debt you have the debt then you consolidate it then you spend it up under debt now you have double the debt you that's always what happens you guys got to stop you didn't fix your behavior before you did this so what does the minimum to payment because I don't like you like be acted everything like it was a hundred and like oh why is it now cuz I don't care what it was like everything's in collections your consolidation from your debt is now in collection why why didn't you pay your consolidation because we moved here from Florida and to Michigan yes and we had no money so we had to take out another loan as well on top of this one and we ended up you guys move you didn't have to move we thought we had family for you thought you had family so he has family here a hundred percent but in Michigan not Texas yes and put a move to me we moved to Michigan for a cheaper living than Florida yes but that also comes lower incomes yeah so we moved for a better life more family but then as soon as we moved here everyone vanished so we why we just don't have nobody we thought we did and we don't know why they vanish so like what does that even mean right they're afraid of the refrigerators being raided like what are we talking about say they kept telling him move here move here move here but as soon as we moved here like nobody would invite us to like events or something like that like are you sure they just wouldn't invite you maybe they wanted him I've heard like a lot of the family will we'll say that I'm the problem well yeah no shit we all learn this we know this have you been in this conversation yet yes you're the problem so in every way whatsoever you're a horrible human being absolutely you're disgusting yes that makes sense leave her and get back included in the family why don't they want you around why don't they want her around I'm not sure honestly really yeah why don't they want you around I guess because I stand up to people yes but to you just like your job again that is you starting shit you're not defending yourself you're not some virtuous hero like you're not gonna talk shit about me though yeah but you star something people talk shit about you and then that happens come on there's always a starting thing you're starting it how is everywhere in your life people talking shit about you and starting shit could how conveniently is it that that always happens everywhere you go jealous who would be jealous of you jealous of our life I guess I don't want life you're consolidating what I'm sorry the ghetto attitude that too yes people don't like your ghetto attitude yeah no shit no one likes ghetto white trash black Asian all the way you name it any trash is obnoxious no one wants trash around do with it no they don't and that's why they stand up and then you're cut and they don't want you around who would have thought so what are they jealous of please tell me about you what are they jealous of like our life what about it please we've been together since 15 and like 17 and how long we've been together and how we've created a life together like how we've been they're jealous of that that you guys have been together since teenagers yeah and having a stable life ever since people if you've heard the stories you've told me what's a stable you're giving hand jobs for money stable this woman is our condoms when you say he has to wear condoms he has babies all around town stable what are you talking about well putting out a life of stability no millions of people now know you don't yeah no what else are they jealous of just that our life I feel like it's no I don't think they're jealous I think they're maybe it's they're not in it's the ghetto attitude yes you're walking around talk like me I'm standing up for myself myself I'm standing up for myself I feel like if they don't like the gift attitude then then they racist because you just don't like me because that's not black. That's not black. It's you being a little white trash ghetto. No one likes trash around them. No, no. A white person's not racist of you. Yeah, okay. If they don't like you attitude, no, it's your attitude. It's not you're talking. I made fun of it, but I wouldn't not be around you because of that. It's your attitude and how you treat people. You're trashy. Okay. If that's what you want to call it, but I call it being myself because I'm being myself. And no one likes you yourself because you're a trashy individual. You're a white trash. Well, that wasn't your choice to make. They decided not to invite you. Yeah. Clearly invite us. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, you're attached to this beast. Medical that. What's this for? Oh, Lord. So that I went to a unlicensed piercer in an apartment. Oh, that poor unlicensed person. And I got three different piercings. My tongue, my nose and my breasts. Smart, right? I got them done wrong with you. She did my nose first. She did my breasts next. And then she did my tongue. And as soon as she did my tongue, I ended up seizing on the ground. So unlicensed injection. So I just couldn't imagine all that. Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Try new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. I just launched the brand new hammer elite app available on every major platform so you can watch every show anywhere you want. You'll get three exclusive dedicated shows every single day Monday through Saturday. Refer a friend after you sign up and you get an additional 30 days of hammer elite access for free. Download the hammer elite app by using the link in the description or pinned comment down below. This is the best membership you'll ever join and that's a promise. Guys, just real quick. Don't forget to take your hammer financial score at Calebhammer.com. See where you stand, where you got to do better, where you're doing shit. Listen to six a few minutes and it is free. Figure out where you stand in the world of money. Calebhammer.com. It's in Jacksonville unlicensed in Jacksonville. So I don't know what that means. Yeah, sure. So she didn't have, um, I guess like a degree or whatever. So she was unlicensed. Yeah. What the **** are we doing? So I'm sorry you see that. I laughed at you because I pictured it, but I had I had a seizure. Um, and then the people were were running out of the house because there was other people and they didn't want to be caught up in it. Yeah, you would tear them down. So they went running. That's a **** that's a danger. Yeah. And so the building was earthquake. Everyone was running away because they thought like a random earthquake in Florida, like they don't happen there. Is there a hurricane overhead? Yeah. So they EMS came. I said, the only reason I'm making fun of is because you're alive and you're good. If you actually suffered anything bad, yeah, then I would actually feel like that. So it's like, I'm, yes, I'm sorry you actually went through that. So that is probably traumatic. Well, she was having, you don't have any long-term consequences, right? No. Then I'm okay, mate. Come over, right? Okay. So it was like, so her deal was, it was like $10 a piercing. So that's why I went. So it was like 30. So it was, and I don't even have any of those piercings today. You have AIDS. Yeah. Oh, probably. I'm joking. I'm so joking. Do you get tested? No. You're Ross sexy and women and you haven't been tested? Correct. Brother. What are we doing here? Get tested. No way. You don't have at least got called Medea. How many like never shows up in man? Really? Yeah. Yeah. He don't get tested. I haven't got tested since I was pregnant either. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. AIDS babies. Okay. Okay. So this is because they had to come rescue. Yeah. And I didn't have my Medicaid, because I had Medicaid before that. But I guess I didn't work. But I didn't renew or something like that. I don't really remember the story behind it. Good. We don't just give it forever. So I didn't have Medicaid. So I decided to do that. I assume it's in collections, right? Yes. Well, actually, that one actually hasn't appeared, which I don't know why. So maybe they haven't sent it. There was a period where big medical bills wouldn't be on collections. Now it is. So it's kind of hidden mess. Advanced America, $621.85. So what's going on? Haven't paid it. Is this also collections? What is this? What was this? Most likely rent. Yeah. I think no, no, no. This was to get my car back. This because this was yours. Yeah. I got repot. So we had to get our, we had to get my car back. And then so we got it back once with that because it was like $1,600, I think, to get it back. So we needed the last little bit. And then yeah, it got repot anyway. Advanced America. This is, oh, this is heading towards collections. But you can save it. Yeah. So what's this for? That is for us to move to Michigan. Which you guys moved to Michigan? September of 2025. What's the minimum? Minimum monthly payment on this. So we can catch up. We might be able to save this. I don't even know. I'm going to put it like 25 bucks, but it might be more, might be higher. But make a payment. Save it. Don't get credit, guys. It's going to forever. Okay. You have Walmart. I don't think he even knew about that one. Walmart credit one. I know you get a credit one through Walmart. Me neither. Because I just sign out the credit cards for him. Yeah. You open credit cards in his name. Yeah. So her leave her. This is insane. She's evil. She's committing credit fraud. An actual against the law. I was going to say felony, but I actually don't know. Should be if it's not, you're breaking the law, prostitution and credit fraud. I mean, when we need the money, we need the money. Yeah, but you have him apply. You're literally using his credit without his consent. Yeah. You know how big that is? Because you're a sweet little, I don't know what's happening. And you're like a mentally ill individual. Sorry, not ill, just underdeveloped. Right. I mean, probably I feel like I'm functioning pretty fine. Maybe. Okay. Yeah. She's stealing her credit. She's new. I see. You don't care. You probably have no idea what kind of impact this has. No. And if I explained it, it wouldn't even matter. Okay. That's okay. Good luck ever getting a loan or a car or an apartment or anything like that if you guys are ever separated again. She has destroyed. She has made it so you can't leave. She owns your finances. She's destroyed your credit. You cannot leave. You have no escape here. And I'm going to, you know, I'm going to call the third, the black woman, I guess. I don't know in the post show and warn her because you're going to start doing it to her too. Keep her out of this household. Okay. Okay. You a four-wheeler. You had a four-wheeler or have? I don't know. It's at my own close. Great. I'm sure that show will get a repot sooner. Are you paying on it? Nope. Okay. What's the minimum? So we can at least keep it. 177. 86. Okay. 177. 86. Why the fuck did you get this, dude? Right. So this isn't a commuter. Oh, shut up. You dumb con. Shut up. No, no, no. You don't get the cook up. I get the cook up. You are a dumb purchase. Your entire everything is dumb. Oh, shut up. You want to know the shortcut to being a master, the Polaris slingshot. Think Ferrari. You did nothing. Oh, you got suck. Why did you get this? Fun. Just for fun. Great. You're wonderful. What a dad. Okay. I have a totaled car. So this is probably in collections. Right? Who totaled the car? Our ex-girlfriend. The one we want to move in. What do you want to move in an ex? Well, they're not really ex. We moved up here. So we aren't currently together. I just want to move from Florida and Michigan. One of the murderous mistakes anyone can make. How'd she total this? Uh, she was running from the cops. Black woman was running for the cops. Yeah. She, her license was suspended. Um, driving to work. So run from the cops? Well, we also didn't have insurance on the car. Um, that's why we had to voluntarily repossess it. So run? Nothing's going to result in worse than running from the cops. Yeah. So she got arrested for a weekend. Yeah. Oh, my, but she totaled the car. She crashed into something. Yep. It has 75 miles on it. What was the car? It was a 2024 Hyundai Alontera. Oh, my. And this happened in 2024. So it was brand new. Yeah. I had the convenience package and everything. Yeah. That's going to be on your collections forever. Did you guys learn any kind of lesson? Yeah. Don't let other people drive our car. Truth. Is that it? Yeah. Well, nobody should drive our car and do not take full coverage off our car. 2021 Hyundai as well. What's up with this? That's mine. Um, and that got repot as well. Oh, my god. Um, cause we couldn't afford the payments. Do you guys see how it's going to go? You guys are going to lose your house. You guys have everything taken from you always, 'cause you never pay. It's crazy. Hyundai finance. - Yep, that's the car we bought for our roommate. - You bought for her! - No, no, no, no, no. - This was our roommate. - Why would you buy a car for your roommate? - So we were driving a 2012 Mitsubishi Lancer with transmission issues. Well, we were, like, young adults, like-- - 23. - We were, like, 20, well, I was, like, 21, I think. So we were, like, younger. - Oh, just past the age of consent, right? - Nice! - And-- - 15,623. What's the, what's the, oh my, you guys have had an eviction notice this month. - Oh, yeah. - You are selfish, you are bad parents. - Yeah. - You are disgusting individuals. You have issues. How the fuck is someone spending $700 a month to stuff food down her throat when she's getting an eviction notice and has two kids to take care of? What is actually wrong with you? You have a problem. You are a self-us-- (bell dings) - Yeah. - I don't think so, but-- - You don't think so? - Well, we'll beg to do that. - You just, wow! You just got an eviction notice. - Because I make it work. - We've fat sloped. - Every month. - No, you don't. An eviction notice is not making it work. - I mean, I know. - These poor kids-- - You would get the notice every month. - Every month. - What's the status of this car? - You suck. - That one is also repulsed. - We have no car besides an used one. - Okay, well, I have another 776 in collections. - Mm-hmm. - Piece of shit. Okay, 361, capital one. - That's mine, I believe. - What's the status? - Collections. - Oh, got wonderful. All 400 in this collections, good. - That's the part, man. - Yeah, well, surprise, surprise. That's gonna happen again, isn't it? Is it it? - Probably. - You're a horrible mother. You should be ashamed yourself for having a kid. You suck. You are disgusting. In this poor kid, I hope CPS stands in at some point. 309 from Vestar, Vestar. - 'Cause we overdrafted it. - And? Is it in collections? - Yes. - Mostly. - Most likely, yeah. - Vestar, 100, is that in collections? - Probably. - You do, this is insane. Electric company, $28, you get name, pay $28. Disgusting mother. Sunbit, $124. Exfinity, $118. What are we doing? One, 12 from this. What the fuck is wrong with you? What a disgusting beast. And we're giving you child tax credits, go. Take yourself. Use your cash app. Bullshit, there's your burger king. There's your McDonald's that you can't stop. Shuffling on your fat throw. Well, you don't pay your rent. And you're gonna make your kid homeless. So you can shove McFries down your throat. You nasty bitch. Restaurant, Amazon. You disgust me in every way whatsoever. I have fun with the guys on the show. I was having fun with you at the beginning when I was calling you fat. She gave me permission, got her consent. I'm not making fun of the things they told me not to make fun of. Have I respected that so far? Yeah, go. I kind of want to break that for you specifically 'cause you're a horrible mother. I don't like you right now. And I don't not like guests. I usually like them. Even if I roast them, you are a horrible mother. Bullshit from the gas station. Bullshit. Buffalo Wild Wings is at a pain rent. Bullshit. Tangu grab. Glizzard wagon. Oh, yeah, we went to a festival. Yeah, go. Is that a pain you're right for you forget? Goff, fun foods, Amazon, get into bullshit. Dave's hot chicken, go fuck yourself. Bullshit, bullshit. Uber eats instead of paying for rent. Go, there's a fine J apple bill bullshit. Dunkin' doughnuts. Dunkin' zoo. Yeah, yeah. Goff, both of you. I believe he makes money and he contributes to sighting in the house. Get into bullshit, KFC. And we could have got it for free that day. Get into bullshit, Amazon, Bullshit, Bullshit, Staking Shake, Bullshit. Get into bullshit, smoke shack. You. What, what, what? What possibly you laughing at when you're about to lose your house and your kids gonna be homeless? How do you guys have the right to take care of your 60-year-old cousin? You guys are horrible, disgusting evil. Why do you guys get the right, huh? 'Cause he was being neglected. You are! He has light. He has, he has. For now, you guys owe an electricity bill that you didn't pay. This is what happens everywhere you f- dough. I'm also being told that you blow 400 hours of the strip club constantly. Well, not just me. Yeah, we have it. So instead of paying rent, you're just blowing 400 hours of the strip club. Which one? They show who. That's the one we got invited to. Yep. That exact one. That's the one. That's the one. I was so excited. 'Cause I was like, I'm gonna meet him. I would never wanna meet you. The thing is, they falsely said that I was gonna judge the bubble contest. Mm-hmm. I never agreed to that. They never even invited me. I would. But they didn't. They just advertised it. They were false advertising to try to get people there. That's crazy. Is it nice? Yes. Is pussy on stage? Yeah. Yeah. There go bottoms off. Yes. It's bare. I'll go. Yeah. I'll go. Yeah. Just give me an invite. It's bare. I'll go. But we have our girls. Like, we don't spend it on everyone. We have our girls. So the girls that we like, we spend them on. What do they do for you? For $400. No. I better calm. We just give them. What? For $400. I better be like nutting. Yeah. Well, we have different girls. Do you get tonight? For $400? No. Unfortunately. What are we spending money on? Right? And you're literally just giving away money. And you get nothing to return? Yeah. What's up? What are we doing? I mean, we get the highest. So when we go home. Why high? Like, when we go home, we have fun. So. What's the point? Of like, if he gets dances and stuff like that. Like, it gets-- And you don't even get to come. What's the point of edging yourself? Yeah. $8 in this cash app. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Prime video. Going to use the bullshit. Auntie Bakery out there. Auntie Mills. Go and get into the bullshit. Get into the bullshit. Now keep it over with other kids head. We'll get into the bullshit. 8 damage. We're job. We're job. We're job. We're job. Oh, that's with the strip club. 200. Do 100. Do 100. Do 100. Do 100. Do 100. 80. 120. Strip club. Strip club. Strip club. You guys suck. You guys suck. You are not contributing to your takers. And you give it to all the strip club. We give you taxes. Do you even pay your taxes? We miss like two years. Why? What the fuck is wrong? Why do we allow these people to exist? I'm so confused. She does. I'm not saying death sentence, but I'm just like, why are we giving them money? Let them figure it out on their own. They'll figure it out. Take their kids away. Put them in a good home. So because we were moving around a lot. They literally spend money on the strip club over their kids. This is crazy. So we didn't know where our W2's were. Two file said tax. Because you're moving around. Call the company. You're so stupid. Call the company. They will give it to you. I didn't know. What kind of morons are you? Storm. Get into the bullshit country music. Draft kings. You're a draft king in when you get a board. Brett. I got paid for that. Shut the fuck up. PlayStation. PlayStation. Smoke show. Who's smoking? Who the fuck? Smoke. Strip club talk about who's smoking. So, killing yourself double? Yeah, you are. Your heart's already dying. Now you're going to kill your lungs. So, it's both of us. I don't care. I don't care. Bullshit bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Uber eats. Apple bill. Bullshit. Take that chop. Oh. I get into the bullshit. Auntie Anne's. Auntie Anne's. What are we doing with our lives? Oh, and guess what? There's even more debt. She's borrowing money from her brother behind your back. Yeah, she's not even telling you. She can't communicate shit. And she won't tell you anything. She wants to keep your trap. Why are you borrowing money from your brother? What are you owe from your brother? Right now, I think. How many tie-in jobs did you give him? Oh, yeah, no. But I think I currently only owe like 300. Why'd you borrow that? When did you borrow it? What the f*ck happened? Uh, for rent. Um, at the end of the month. And how many times can you do that? And tell you it just can't anymore. And then you're f*cking getting him. Get a f*ck on! Yep, nope. Huh? How many times did he gain to let you borrow $300? Probably not much. Good. You guys are going to be homeless. You need to learn something. You need to face consequences for your actions. Is the moving in a third just to have an extra income? No, because we love her. We love her? Why are you calling her that bitch, then? Well, because she's trying to take my spot. Like, she wants to be a stay-a-home mom. Why can't you both? How? Well, how can you afford to do it regardless? You can't. So just do it then. No. What the f*ck are you talking about? What? One of us at least needs to work because I. You need to work now regardless of what the f*ck this woman does. I'm staying home. home. It fits me. It clearly, if nobody else wants to be around me, clearly I could be my myself. Please let her be by herself. Why do you stick around? The most honest answer you can give me, I know you struggle, but try. It's the mother, it's the mother of my child. So that's it. If it wasn't for the kid, you wouldn't be there. No. How does that make you feel? He's told me that before. What? Yeah. He's literally told me the only reason he knocked me up was because I would be a good mom. So how in any way do you expect him to ever give you any affection if he's literally saying he only wants to be, he's only there because why would you expect anything from him? He's not attracted to you. He's only there for your kid. He's bringing in another woman. I'm being told he wants to knock that woman up. He wants a mixed baby. Yeah. We're having a blood baby. I just hope every single day that he'll change. Change. Yeah. He doesn't want me attracted. He's not attracted. That's not how this works. Maybe try to become attractive. I'm trying. No, you're not. Set the fuck up. You're eating dessert every second. I said $500 on different clothes. I'm not wearing the baggy shirt, the sweat. We're on the clothes or not the issue. I'm just going to let you know now. I'm trying. I've been eating fat with thubs of ranch. Fat women don't understand this. What is it? What is it? I am sorry to lean into the gender. I know the majority of your women. I love you. I'm girls girl. What is the gender divide? Fat men. I will sit here as a fat man and every other fat man I know will sit here and say I eat unhealthy. I, in fact, and I am not attracted because I'm fat. But every woman will put thubs of ranch on her little salad in dessert parfaits and say I just can't lose weight and I don't know why. And every woman in the comments will be like, you're beautiful queen. You're good just the way you are. No. No. If you love yourself. I'm not saying don't love yourself, but you're not attractive. You're fat. And so I've gotten every guy. You're husband is not attracted to yourself admitted on the show. He said, you're gross. He won't you. So maybe take that as a wake-up call. I'm just so confused why men are willing to accept that. I'm fat. I'm unattractive and it's because I eat this way. Why can't you say the same? What is wrong with the women on this? I don't understand. I'm a girls girl. I love you. I love, I love women. I don't understand. This is the one thing that really confuses me between fat men and fat women. That men just accept it and we don't make excuses. Why? I love myself and I don't. I didn't say don't love yourself. And honestly, I had it. I had it. This is what's wrong with the fat conversation. Meet telling and an objective truth of the reason he's telling you he's he's telling you he's not attracted to you for that reason. And I'm telling you it's not healthy. No one said don't love yourself. But how do you take that and then run with it in a victim complex. There's a reality. You got you got to think about it like this, right? So before pregnancy, I was all like, yeah, I'm fat yedi yedi yadda, right? I got pregnant. And then as soon as I got pregnant, I was freaking huge, bro. Like I was huge. And now that I'm back down to like my normal size, I'm like, I love my body. You're not a normal size. I love my body. That's I'm not no one said don't. But he's saying that's why he's not attracted to you in one time. And I'm telling you, it's not healthy. That shouldn't be a person that should be with me then. He's shown enough Mary. I agree. But also, no one said don't love yourself. No one said that. The fact that you are hearing objective facts from him about his attraction and me about health and you're trying to fall back as a victim. Again, again, men don't do that. No, people call me fat all the time on this show and at this office everywhere. Okay. And I don't sit while I love my body. I should be able to love my body. I don't I don't fall back and think some shit. I know I'm fat. What are you doing? I don't know. I can only say the one thing. Yeah, I mean, I'm not doing nothing because you have no accountability. And that's the reality. And that's the reality with this. Here's the thing. You're a piece of shit mom. You're a whole partner. He should leave you. He should leave you. You should be able to start. I mean, you're so good luck. But he should leave you. And that's that's it. I'm not making a budget for you. You're a piece of shit. You deserve nothing. And I hope your kids eventually find some freedom in a household that loves them and take care of them. I know what I know. Okay. Go for yourself. I'm just going to call. I'm going to call the third in the post show. And I'm sure it's going to go crazy. Well, I'll see you there. I'm not giving this anything. Go for yourself. So I don't understand how you can come in and move in and be a stay-at-home mom. But yeah, I've been stay-at-home mom since February. No, ma'am. Yes. Yes. That is how this works. Because I'm number one. I'm the wife. She is a complete asshole. She wants to be and you see it. I'm going to see you're seeing it for yourself. Oh, she's horrible. I'm perfect. I don't know about y'all. How do you feel that Brittany here is jacking off men for money? 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