My 3 Day Bender in the Hamptons

It's Friday, yeah, it's Saturday, Sunday, Friday, you. Outfit of the night for going out make one. Everyone's already outside taking pictures. I'm almost loaded get ready. So tonight, I'm hosting a 40% Lawrence at Common Ground, which is this like borr, clovey type of place. They have like a bowling alley in there. Last year when we went, my friend ended up face flinging on a table and taking out like a whole entire pizza. That wasn't ours. So I use three different perfumes. Get the hair. And this is probably the most important step of any getting ready process is the body glow because I have to mix this glow with some lotion. So it spreads a little more and just makes your legs and limbs look like a little bit healthier. Like there's some life in, yeah. The deco torch. Then you gotta get your hands. Being a girl is exhausting. Like there's 50 million things I said. I was already 20 minutes ago, but then I'm like, oh my god, I have to like hug glow on my earlobes. Now it's about earrings. This is probably the most important step for me. The sunglasses. Because when your girl goes out, my eyes go beep in 10 different directions. I've tried like drinking water. It just doesn't help. The second I have a drink, my eyes just like, so we're sunglasses. And this is our contiana vibe of the night. I'm feeling like this skirt's gonna go with like the spicy margarita vibe. And then I have some under boob. If we want to do that. Let's go see what everyone's doing out there. But help me. I see them. Like hello. This is rude. Go Sally go! Welcome to content time. I'm gonna make a text off. So you're gonna watch me in embarrassing. But I want to be like, what does it say? Big ****. Like, fuck, I want to eat it. Yeah. Okay. Wait, maybe Laura helped me. Okay. I want to be like walking with this. My whole staff like, fuck, I want to eat it. And if I can't come, then I'm gonna eat it. And then wipe away. And then I'm gonna do like mega slumber clips of us in the club. It's not bad. It's actually kind of good. We haven't seen Ashton once this entire trip. What are you hiding out of us anymore? Ashton? What's wrong? The deer want to come with us. Look at them. They're like, can I have a margarita? Bye guys. Well, let you know how the night was. Who's ready? Someone said, I don't know why, but you look like a limbo. That's a compliment. So we're driving in this road. Just reminded me of the first year when we all came to Montauk together. We had these drivers. We're driving Tesla's and they would take us everywhere. We'd pack like 20 of us in the car. You look too much. In a tiny Tesla, like not much. And was driving like 80 miles an hour. Like to the point where I was like, happy now I was like, please stop. Let's go slower. I was like, I'm scared for my life right now. Like we're all holding on and like hitting these bumps. Like almost running into cars. And I was scared for my life. We get back to the house. He like somehow came in our house. Emma did it in my hand. He came in and was like, party's here. We're like, we were like, oh, I was like, I don't know what to do right now. Take the tequila, like get out. The story didn't eat. You need to say like, these drivers were on the edge of my seat. Don't be illegal. Great time. This is my favorite restaurant in the Ampest. Cheers. It's my favorite restaurant in the Ampest. Aston hasn't talked to us all week. Guys, we got here and I lost my heel. My head feels like a bully ball. Like it actually feels like someone's punching me repeatedly in the face. Thank you. I'm here. Wait, how the hell did you go to Pilates this morning? I opened my eyes and your text was like something about being in Pilates this morning. And I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait. This morning? I feel like I finally woke up a little bit. It is about 5 p.m. It's actually 444 right now in the glitch. Okay, so we're going back to the restaurant that we were at last night because the owner and my manager invited us on his B vote. And we're going to go see fireworks and have some dinner and drinks. I told you guys this is my favorite spot. So we're going back to the scene of the crime. But we're not going out tonight and I'm serious. I mean, we have to be at Surf Lodge tomorrow at 5 p.m. Which means we probably want to start pre-deming at like 3.30. Which means we need to be ready at 3.30. We're going to take pictures. So that means I need to start getting ready at like noon. And I didn't wake up to one minute. So that can get me. I'm texting people because I'm hosting a pre-game here tomorrow. So excited. Let's do some makeup. I don't know what's going on tonight. I don't know if I have anything like super fancy. I do hope that whatever this is. But honestly, I thought it was like a set. Oh, you know what I have? This. Which would be perfect, I think. If I just steam it. I think this would be good with my watch. That was easier than I thought. Alright, let me show you the car. I'll fit. What's up with me and the side of parts recently? What in them? So me and Ashton are going to the dinner. My apple stickers are out. Perfect. And then we're going to go meet up with everyone and get on this boat, I guess. So we'll see how it goes. Okay, we're out in the wild. We're trying to find our friends on this boat. This way. Well, I know that they're on a big boat. And they're having drinks. I'm scared I'm going to fall into the water. With the gays. They're drinking with the gays. I'm going to fall. It's also like raining and wet. Careful. Do you see them? Those are solid seals. Oh. I know them. Hello. Oh, there's one here. Hi. Oh, guys, they're here. We said we weren't going out, but we're just having one drink. I want to go out. They want to feed us and give us alcohol. What are we supposed to do? Here's the plan, bitches. We're gonna go walk and get a coffee. I'm gonna clean the house because we're gonna have a pretty game and then I'm gonna maybe do some crunches and then we're gonna go to surf on. - On to, do we gotta go. - All right, we're up. - We're a group. We have to clean. Okay, this is me. So I've made a clean your ship pile, which is what she always made when we live together. She would just pile all my shit in one and say, "Clean your ship, I have to clean my ship." - Oh, look at Tally. (laughing) - I thought you saw him upstairs. - The tent at Surf Lodge is gone. - Gone, because the sun is out. - The sun is out. - It's been cloudy all week. - We're gonna get a good tan. - Good to get ready. - And my period went away today. - Period went away today. - We invited maybe 45 strangers to our table. - We have a mixer. - We've been collecting. This is our favorite thing to do is like put bunch of random people together and like watch everyone mix and mingle. And our mixer today. - We have our waiter. - We have my cousin. - We have the owner of this restaurant. - We have, hey, we have the DJ. We have someone from the New York magazine that I've met dinner last night. Ashen's friends from college. These guys. It's gonna be the best day ever. Ava's co-star woke up today and said, "Alex can help you plot revenge." And I said, "That's a little too!" What I wanna hear. The day couldn't be going better. We've all been preparing all we can just for the asses. - We've been waiting around. - We're trying to slash a machine. - Yep. - Oh, we're making slushies. - We're having Tim Arge. - Okay, well, we'll keep you guys updated because I have to wash my hair. I have to do some crunches. Yeah, and I have to get ready. Where's the frog? - I'm gonna hold on a bit. - Froggy boy. - I need it. - I need it. We have a zoo. - Okay, it's so small. - Oh, oh, fuck them. He's only jumping to you like a mama. - Oh! - Oh my God. (screams) - Sorry. - Wait, he's just gonna jump in the toilet. - Go baby. - Go baby. - He's so little. - Go baby, go. - Go! - Hey! - That club was really cute. - How many ounces is this? - We're frozen, Martin. - Well fluid ounces, okay. So, I think we need to add more than one because it says 16 to 64, so let's add one and a half. (upbeat music) - On the run, we can take up the 30 minute. - Well, I mean, yeah. - How are they gonna get it to be ice cubes? - 10 hours later. - 24, 36, 48. - We can give you four. - A big brain overview of smarter than you guys think I am. - Big brain. - No way, but go. - Let's see what we have going on out here for a pregame. We have two set marks coolers. Oh, we gotta put more marks in here. That's just enough for me alone. All right, I just got my hair done. Now it's time to get ready. I mean, oh, it's so nice. Oh, the sun literally has not been out since we've been here. I have so excited. - Oh, but if the day is dressing like the morning cream again, so this blue and yellow dress, that's what you're gonna do. (upbeat music) - Cookie Puzz. - I'm choosing it's called Cookie Puzz. Because you're gonna finish like this. - And I was like, what do you mean? I'm choosing it's called Cookie Puzz. - Considering Connor got me Cookie Puzz. Cookie Puzz reveal. - It's my best friend. I slept on them in my bed last night. - I love Cookie Puzz. - Cookie Puzz is a guy who's really good at it. Should we call Barones? - Yes, sure. - Should we do it outside? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What is shot revealing? - What is it revealing? - What is it revealing though? - Cartwheel reveal. He wanted to do a cartwheel. (upbeat music) - A model. - Who's ready to sludge? Where are we? - We need to take a picture. - Where are you guys? - It looks so beautiful. - 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3. (upbeat music) - And we have to throw all those hats later. - We're marching. (upbeat music) , we're marching. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - So, this is a big one. I like it a lot, but why would it be you? (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Now what, I'm falling. - I'm trying to get back to the hotel room, but it's a really hard journey. There's rocks in there, sand. - Okay, but can you do it? - Going on. - He was nice. He said, "You're beautiful. "Don't ever let anybody tell you other ones." Okay, so I need you to know that 21 is my looking number. - After 40. - Hope to be good. - And then we're going back home. - Hey, and now we're going back home. - Hey guys, so we're on our way to Mary Lou's. I don't know what it is, but apparently, people have a lot of fun here. - I'm excited, I'm excited. - A lot of fun. - Everyone's, but we're a little confused. Everything happened really quickly. We were in pajamas, 10 minutes ago at the house, and then I'm inside a rapid decision happening, but that's when the best nights happen. - Right? (beep) - Alex, I know it's late. - I've got a picture of him. - I'm so worried. - I'm good at how are you? - Nice to meet you. - So you went to Mary Lou's house last night. - Oh, no way. - Yeah, I'm good. (beep) - I never reveal. - We were eating these last night, and I actually was like, ew, oh my god, I'm gonna puke. And last night, I was like, Sally, it's the best thing ever. - It was the best thing ever. - That's (beep) - And I chose what I had to get out. - Ew. - Really. - I have like 45 meetings today, so I gotta get up. I gotta get mobile.