MR AFFABLE STRIKES BACK (ft. @AbroadinJapan) | Trash Taste #302

Hey, welcome back to another episode of the trash taste podcast. I'm your host for today. Joey, you're committing, you're committing to the sunglasses. And next to me is this gay lord Chris. I've just come on jet lag. I come all the way from England for this. This is how I get treated. I'm the label. Yeah. You've been on the show and I've changed for you. I didn't win the most dripper award last year. Whoever it was, I think Pete, Pete, why not? I want to back. Pete, wait. Somebody want to. I don't remember who won. I've been your dad. I've been your dad. I've never been here with Pete. Anyone that gets that award that isn't being, I'm coming for the prize. I think one, Pete won best giga-chad or whatever. What I win. Nothing. Nothing. Biggest client or something. It's, it's good to be back. Welcome back. Welcome back. It's been over a year, I think, since you were on last. I think the last time I was on here was it was the after-dark special laughathon. I didn't know what it was. Well, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh you lose. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we got this champagne out. I'll do it. I got it. Oh, shit. Once again, every time, every fucking time. Two boys. Cheers. Well, they're off the table. It's not that nice. It's meant. This is the 2000-year brute. Is this not Moe, Moe Shandon? Moe Shandon. But I thought spending more money on Chris. Just normal Shandon. He can't pour it anyway, mate. It doesn't matter. What he said, I spilled bubbles the lips. It's an ice cream. What are you people, your endricks? Did you know? I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. What are you people your end rigson? You're not did I brought you some strong zero only the lightest I think you have the goal to judge my taste and we got to do something the good old guys and kill off Yes, oh my god. I mean literally just like arrived on a plane can't and they were like you just sort of what is this Wait, when did you lay? The British pop we did catch a bridge and then two days later he meets me again for another meal at the British pop Has a race dinner I wanted the race But after that I was like let's get a trash taste But the the most dinner was excellent. It was good. So but not what is this? I Give him what we were cheering now cheering Word It's been a how long since you've been back home ages a little before a little after a year On these days and one of the main reasons that I want a Chris to come on today Is it we do another cycle phone and it's obviously It's happening in like two two days for now. I think I think tomorrow isn't it tomorrow? So tomorrow this episode coming out. We're gonna be on those bikes again for two weeks Correct your hammock Joey and let's go This time Oh, yeah, I'm not On the last one I rang you up or something yeah So rang him oh yeah with my family. Well, you do my yeah, I'm on the bike in it What he did is I'm hanging it. I was hanging out with my family. What do you fucking want? Oh? Okay, you got a tie rope like 30 minutes from like I do never cut during never calls me. Do you know a picture? I have to pick up this Chris never call So question guys How many cyclones has been this could be number five number five Wow, so how many how many cyclones you got left in Japan? I don't know when when's the China one Blood week is just an ounce tip to tip in China, you know Don't know I mean I think we want to do everything It's just easy to pan as well, but also the easy to see and I think that we've got this time is gonna be really fun Yeah, you're really excited for it and we're also ending time in Osaka this time not Tokyo. So where are you starting? Soon, so the do you know like if you look at a map of Japan about our moore Mm-hmm. There's like an axe that comes out the top. Oh, yes Yes, no longer tip of that and that's orma And that's where the most expensive tuna in the world comes from Daniel Well, you taught me you like it's actually not that good because they send all the good ones This true they do ship all the good because that was where the $3 million dollar tuna comes from right The tuna King Kimura gets his tuna every year from there and it's mental Surely just like the the dress yeah, the drag We should try which game I love his interviews by the way because he's the most incomprehensible man I've ever heard like Japanese man Is it in too much tuna? It's like he smells like he smokes like 50 packs a season day like it's crazy I love that every entrance of sushi's am I used to there with his hands And then there's a photo with him surrounded by 200 women He's the guy inside The sushi's on my yeah, he's the tuna King We're going along the Sea of Japan oh nice across top of our worry down the sea of Japan follow the original Journey across Japan root a bit like beware and then alter all suck and we're going past Japan's biggest oil reserves where they're gonna unleash you sink because of World War 3 Because it in Mutsu when we start dating I But what's everything going there? Like as the world's third biggest oil reserves and many much of it is near They too will be going past that strip. So if you want some oil Job don't why you googling oil reserves Yeah, you should definitely do that just knock on their door and be like give me that Is really can I have a bit of oil? There's a really beautiful place That we may or may not go to called Osoresam, which is a temple that's supposed to be like the gateway to hell And there's a really scary mountain. Yeah, and it's absolutely stunning It's a temple in a kodora a kaldera And it's a kaldera and the temple all around it is just smoldering gas I did a video there once I was like smells a bit eggy and then the toy I had to show the temple the footage of this video And they went you can't use that even something our temple I couldn't use the footage of this amazing temple So when I was like oh it smells like a bag of eggs or something It wasn't even crude. I was telling objective reality the way I was and they were like that Yeah, and they didn't let me use the video so damn literally smells like eggs though because it's so pretty Yeah, I mean you get used to it But I get I guess the religion to play some religion and you can't know why I can't religious places smell like eggs I like eggs It's a common right name Well, I mean I like eggs. I think I could convince them I guess then push on that side I think I was doing it in a disparaging manner. I like that but anyway, we'll go there hopefully if Just don't mention the eggy smell of food. Yeah, just say it's not food. Do you need permission to go there or Turn up and film in it. Okay. Okay. Maybe if you just film it's fun. Yeah, it's always tricky with permission right if you It's it's kind of a game of You know chicken because if you if you get permission an egg chicken and egg right because you know you you Guys good You can rock up and everyone's totally cool with the filming and so as we ask they say no and yeah And then oh, whereas if you didn't ask they would have been all right with it. Yeah We're all of some in Japan Don't ask for permission, but don't do anything bad Don't feel my customers don't be a nuisance. Yeah, yeah, put out the video and what what's often happens for me is they'll go Oh my god, thanks for showing our restaurant slash business. Yeah If you ask permission those go next yeah, we don't like money actually. It's a sort of awkward situation Yeah, it's always interesting the Japanese TV. We don't have you watched like you are none of your Yeah, they always just rock up to the restaurant with the whole film crew Yeah, well because because all they have to do is say we're Japanese TV and they're like Yeah, it is frustrating You're all my my wife's childbirth go ahead Yes, I'll let you film anything. Yeah, don't let you film anything if you see Japanese TV. I um to get fit for the cycle today I did one press up and then I pulled my back muscle and I went one more and then I felt like Is that all you've done for the cycle? First of all, what is the push up? How would the cycling you fucking help you're pushing forward on your upper body for like two weeks I'm just straining your arms is phenomenal. I'm also not cycling at all. I'm not cycled I didn't know you were that top heavy Apparently you have to like my According to you all of your body weight is on your wrist my arms weren't built for a man of my carry It was very worrying While I was in the UK I did start jogging a bit of weight I can't press up and hopefully I can cycle a bike. I'm always manage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm fitted this year that I was last year Yeah, you did start to be negative last year Before you even showed up you didn't do anything. Yeah, you always get it done. So Somehow, somehow you just get somehow the body is just conditioned, you know, I just have to hope the guests are worse than me and then I don't look bad and there's lots of guests right? Yeah, yeah, we have a saying who's coming? I mean, I think I've announced it by now. We have a Joe Schlitz coming on. He's gonna cycle for two. He's exciting. Are we five? We're gonna be seeing his new album. Uh, we're gonna be able to sing and then Gantz coming on again. Yeah. Rob's coming on and Felix coming on again. So we've got one more guest than previously. And Pete. And Pete. And Pete. Yeah, Pete, obviously Pete's coming. I mean, he's not even to get his part of the show. He's forgetting the good chat. No, he's he's part of it. He has to come. He's the, he's the show. He gets, uh, who blows out his throat. That's the one million. Yeah, so give me a lot of fun. So more guests than ever, it's going to be a lot harder. Yeah. Yeah, the longest journey we've ever done. Yeah, I believe so by like a tiny amount. How many days is it this time? It's 15 again. So similar to last time. Okay. So very, very, oh, nice. Very, very similar in terms of like the duration to the last one. But just, uh, I think maybe a bit more exciting route. Uh, I think last time we had a really cool route. No, Hokkaido. That was really fun. Uh, but then kind of going through the, the east side. Yeah. The North, the South. It's a bit tough. Yeah, it just became on a main road for like seven days. I mean, you were there for like the good bit, I would say. Because it was a nice time. It was very blossom. Yeah, I did. Only two days we saw cherry blossom. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. And you got the, oh, you got the best restaurant. Italian one there. Italian one. Oh, the title one. And, uh, yeah. I don't know you guys are raving all that up for a restaurant. Oh, and this is when you told him about domestic girlfriend. Oh, that's right. Wasn't it some sort of a myth? I think anime. Huh? There was some sort of a rig. We're not doing this again. I'm just, yes. Yes. It was a, it was a, it was a real fun. But I remember just sitting down and I just, you know, it was my first day of the cycle. I just would have a normal size meal. And both of these guys order two mains. A simple meal. Yeah, just a simple meal, you know, I'm not, I'm not going to lose weight. I'm just in great shape and we eat a lot of food. Yeah, I had like a single pizza to myself was something. And they both ordered like, yeah, they were both ordered like a full pizza and pasta and like dessert on top. I look so ragged there. What the fuck? If you don't eat that, you're right. You look ragged. Oh, fuck off. The family adds horrible face effects. But God was in prime form. Yeah, yeah. Don't say anyone that looks good. You're so rough in this clip. I don't like a fucking strawberry. (laughing) These are the bads. Well, I remember this was pretty rough because I think a lot of the Friday days were quite rough. Right. Yeah. They were very windy, very miserable weather. So hopefully we get better like this time. Well, it's also after you've demolished this meal that you just described. Yeah, I'm happily on my cheesecake. Yeah. I'm full. And the cheesecake is the world. Wow. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. Because for me, it's like the best part about traveling across Japan is you're getting to eat all this food. Yeah. We get to try some really cool foods. And like, you know, I remember certainly the sushi place that we started off in Namero, like edge of the world, middle of nowhere. And they've got just the most insane like, kite and sushi restaurant. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the like, the tuna is like 200 yen for it's literally the size of your hand. I think did you go to the same one we went to in junior cross band? Yeah, that one is so good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. I have no idea. It was very good. And that part, Hokkaido, feels like the edge of the world, right? Yeah. You can see, you can see the islands of Russia nearby, the Curie Islands, formerly Japanese. Russia? Or Russia's island? Oh, yeah. I'm a real. And yeah, you feel like you're on the edge of the world in a way that is kind of epic. And I'm really into epic. I'm in any words, Chris. It's so cool. It was really awesome. I really enjoyed it. I like something to do it again. Something to highlight of my year and the healthiest I am all year. Get in the hang out with me, the highlight of your year, right? Yeah, because we banter. The banter's great. I like the banter. It's much like if you shit, I like hanging out with you. That's good. You're like, hang out with me. How many years? How many years is it coming? It's all right. All right. You're all so bad. You are a white boy. What a mother. Obviously. Dictionary. But obviously congrats. I'm getting married as well. Yeah. I'm a lot of congrats. I'll go with the ring. Marriage and. Marriage and. Yeah, last year was just really stressful doing everything. And the wedding was obviously quite scary. And having so many people in one place is a scary thing. But it went really well. My favourite moment was when my dad brought Shala down the aisle. And I was standing at the front of Arzlada. And then mid-looker, Celebrant, the front. He got a woman called Helen. And she did that whole ceremony. And my dad brought Shala, sort of delivered her to the front of the room. And she went, "Oh Richard, wasn't that magical? How do you feel?" And just went, "Oh, it's right, isn't it?" I see. I've been given his favourite pastor. And he was just like. And then apparently I wasn't there for this bit. But the first look where the. The river's showing the bride down the aisle. Looks at the bride. Yes. And then my dad walked in. And like, you know, Shala was there with the bride's maids. And then what do you think Richard? He was like, "Oh, it's good, isn't it?" Yeah. Just so. That's bloody lovely. It was really fun meeting your mum and dad. Because I finally felt like I got to. Not in the sense of the piece. The pieces that it made. You saw the scene. Yeah. He was really interested. Yeah. What did you discover? What did you want to do? It's like meeting Hitler's parents. I'm not kidding. Because your mum is so. The son of a killer of the. Yeah, I mean, I. You don't know what to expect, right? When you meet your parents, you've no idea, you know. But then it like, so many things I felt like me. Senses. Because your dad is like, I so much of you is from your dad. But your mum is so chatty too. And your dad doesn't talk that much. But like, you definitely a little bit more of the chatty, apart from your mum. She's so energetic. And your dad is like, "Yeah." Oh, I want it. Cheers. Yeah, Natsuki. Natsuki, like, forgot to bring a shirt to the wedding. Yes, I know. Like, somebody had to go off and get him a shirt in the morning. He was like, "I do I need to close?" He actually needed to close. He brought three suitcases and no shirts. What the fuck? What the fuck? What about that? And, uh, right, Riosri, we're like a samurai outfit. That was cool. That's a good idea. Joey forgot to bring shoes to my wedding. Yeah. For God's shoes. I forgot dress shoes. No, I wore this. You wore this? Yes, he wore this. That is strange. The greatest ad. He's just sponsored segment. Yeah. Now we'll chill out for Vesia any day. I was, uh, impressed. Now that you've made a public, I was impressed to find out your dad's law in, uh, being on robot wars. That was about it. Did we never talk about that before? We did. We did talk about it. You've definitely spoke about it publicly. Somewhere. I know you're like trash days, though. Maybe it's a trash day. We definitely spoke about it. I was like, I thought it was about it. And I made fun of you because I was like, I did a video on it recently. I talked about how the BBC fuck me basically. They took, they, on robot wars, we built like a robot out of like duct tape and dreams. And it cost like 500 quid. And, uh, on the show, robot wars, we was working class men build these robots takes years. And they battle them out. Yeah. And the BBC built like five indestructible robots, each one costing like a million pounds, built out of like titanium, kevlar and fucking lasers. Yeah. And like, you know, my dad's like battling it out with his fucking dust bin lid with a pickaxe on. And then BBC's Sir Kila not. He's a fucking robot who's like in the Epstein file or something. So fucking Kila not. Gold over, picked up my dad's robot, I just raced it over a flame like a chicken. And Jesus. Oh, fucking BBC. I'll show you. And I'm like, if I just can't just come up. I'll get back to the BBC. Take it away, I'll count it. I'm your a kid. It was so boring when he came out. Yeah. He just always wanted to see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nabi, can you touch up Sir Kila lot? He also looks fucking sick though. Yeah. But this was like the biggest TV show in the UK for like four or five years. Yeah. They did reruns in the show. This was my childhood. We even born Connor. I mean, I watched your show. Well, we're not. You would have been like four. Oh, I do remember this guy. Do you know this? Yes, I do. Yeah, because they used to show reruns. This thing looks like a TV and I do remember this guy. It's a reuse terminator. Yeah. Yeah. They found the remains. It's like an actual like transformer. The T1. Yeah, the T1. Yeah. Look at that. Holy fuck. I got to psycho. I got to touch it once. So it's sponsored by Shopify. Shopify. Starting something new isn't just hard. It's terrifying. Absolutely. And if someone's work goes into this thing that you're not entirely sure will work out, they can be hard to make that leap of faith. Just as we know when we started this podcast, if only we had some magical partner that could have taken care of everything and made our life so much easier, like Shopify. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the US from household names to brands just getting started. With hundreds of rated use templates, Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand style. 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Sorry, I said the weight of it. Yeah, go down. I thought it was $770 kilograms. That was $700 kilogram. There must be some weight class stuff going on here. The whole point of them were they were the house robots. They were meant to be over there. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The other side here, Chris. Eventually it was like the flipper ones always one. Like if it could just flint. Like all things. The insurgification of robots was once somebody discovered "Oh, just have a flipper robot then." And it is basically flint robots. And there was a robot called Big Wee Lee cheese. It looked delicious, I say. It's a big fucking robot, like a wedge of cheese. It rolled up to our robot, flipped it through the air, like 50 feet. I actually remember this one. We were on the front cover of Robot Wars magazine. My dad's robot, Kidditch was like flipping rubbish. And my dad was like, "Oh, get your robot." Such a. such a resentful childhood. Because the goat of Robot Wars was so long was Kios II. Found him incorrectly. Was that the one that we just like to see? No, no, no, no, no. That was Razer. Razer was my favorite robot. I didn't know it. No, no, no, no, no. The BBC. I didn't know it. I didn't know it. Could the BBC? The big three of Robot Wars at the top was Kios II. Number two was HypnoDisc. HypnoDisc was so much fun. It was a dish that just spun really fast. He was so. Christopher Braun, right? Kill a tron. There I am. My dad's friend now. How did you come up with the name Kill a tron? I don't know. Is that the big cheese that. Oh, yeah. What is that? That's a piece of shit. What is that? I don't know. Some of the robots we get. There is one called like Shogun. Like a robot. A racist samurai robot. I was a little bit like. Okay, let's have a look at the footage. There's a lot of two on the side. So we're showing a patient's audio. Listeners were showing. You just skip ahead. Yeah, skip ahead. There's there I am. Down there. There you go, back. No, no, no. Okay. There I am. Down the robot. Oh my God. Oh my God. The last time I ever smiled. You still pose like that. Fuck off. You're always good. Oh, really? He's posing like an esports player. That was crazy. My dad's robot came fourth place in series two. Damn. I don't know how the heck he did that. I think it was heavy and the axe was quite good. The axe was pretty powerful. Do you get prize money for? If he win, it was. The prize was like his 200 pounds. That's like the depressing part of becoming an adult and watching the UK television game shows. And realizing, you've won the grand prize of one grand. I had to beat how many people together. There's pretty slut shots because they do TV shows every day. So obviously the prize couldn't be much. But you're like a grand. Well, the value you're going to cover the fucking holiday in. I remember back then was to be on TV. Yeah, that's when they tried to sell you. But then you get to be the dumb fuck who like couldn't tell you what the seventh planet in the town. Of course. Astronomers. I remember, I remember first watching a dragon's den. Right. Draman dragons den. I remember, basically, it's an investment show. I remember when I was in the UK, people would come to the shocks and pitch an idea for 200, maybe 82, like 100,000 pounds. Right. And I was like, damn, that's a lot of money start business. I remember the first time seeing shock tank. And then casually throwing around millions of dollars. I was like, what? I'll give you one million for 10% of your company. Yeah, exactly. It's like more money than like the dragons were worth to put together. And it's casually throwing it around for like one business. I'm sure these are Jake. It's so funny. There's no money on British TV. Yeah, that's the thing. You get your fucking inheritance smashed up. It's just depressing. We made another robot called like spinner tron and it has a spinning axe. And what happened is the moment the axe may contact, it just shattered. And it could take away. It doesn't stop. How do you go about testing these robots? I wonder. I think my dad used to take them like a car park. He wondered. He was just, what did you test it on? I never rode. Chris invite your friends on a fire. Stick it down the town hall in the car park and just drive it around and fight the axe. It must have been illegal. It doesn't sound like you would do your permit. Yeah. For what permit exists for that? But then I watched Colin Furze on YouTube. And you know, the guy who's like the British guy who's an event shit and is back garden. Right. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck in council estate must fucking hate him? He's in like a cul-de-sac and he built like a bunker in his house and he builds shit that's like, I'm going to build a bike with flame throwers that propel it. And you're like, what? And he also shows his house constantly on YouTube, which I always thought was like insane. Oh, yeah. Have you seen this guy? I think the name sounds familiar for sure. He's the British guy who goes, all right. Today we're building a bike. Is he the guy that made like the safe door into his bunker? I think I've ever seen that before. Everything he does is crazy. And he'll do like, I made a gun out of Dildos. You're like, wow. How many Dildos do you like? That would be your robot dog. Or would your robot be Connor? The Welsh Dragon. Breast fire. Yeah. Don't know. Cold to the touch. Ice cold. Freeze is the only thing that comes to the contact with it. But I just, I did a video on this recently. I was just sort of sad because I was like, this doesn't exist anymore. And people like prompt wars now. And people will be like, Rob's wars. Rob's on track GPT. And they'll be like, made in Gwangil and the shiptover. And there'll be no robot. I think it's reality. You'll be back now. And all the people that made robots then just sit on Twitter getting angry at imaginary things now. Yeah. Yeah. Not damn it. I might as rage based now. I'm a little bit hungry. I'm just trying to speak to Conqueler. You're all champagne. Yeah. Joey. I'm all done with the 2000 brutes. It's war. It's a piece mate. It's Luke War. It's brother. You're having champagne, mate. It is vinegar. That's a piece. So that's shit in the fridge at least, man. Yeah. And then we would do like, um, brute sparkling wine. That's a question. I'll find that. Please. Somebody drink this. I'll have. I'll drink the brute. If I'd got Moa Shandon, would you have mocked me? Is that? Yeah. For a different reason. I'm mocking you because we just filmed an episode where the whole point was, uh, truth or drink. And, uh, Connor was truth and drink. Truth and drink. And Connor didn't drink a single fucking. I just drove here. Are you fucking drove here? Mind you, we told you we're driving today. I'm just gonna empty it. It's got auto steering. Making the adventure back exciting. Just to take care of Daikor service. Uh, no. The thing we're like even. I guess I'm going to drive you home in your car. I mean, all the rage at the car. Yeah, that's it. You know, I think it's enough. He's called Ian Rudd. Yeah. I got a mini EV and it has like this auto drive button. Um, um, essentially just doesn't really. I remember we did a video a year and a half ago in Okinawa. Yeah. And it was like, it was with you. Yeah. I'm a Toyota Yaris. You know, like, those movies with car drives are felt for watching this. You press the button and the wheels sort of took over. They'll be here at corner and the car didn't turn the corner. I was like, I so annoying. And nearly went off a fucking stage. So I, you know, I'm driving this car. And you know, most of the time it's great on the highway. It works. Uh, it doesn't like a turn that's more than like 10 degrees though. So like, and then one and also it will change lanes for you. If you go over like 70, only if you're going over 70. That sounds dangerous. No, no. So like, I, I do it because I'm just there holding onto it. And I'm just like, I wonder if it'll work this time. So I flipped my indicator. And then I can see it. It's like on the screen, it's like, all right, we're about to do it. Yeah. And then it just turns really shit. What it does is it goes, no. So everyone goes like, you did the thing that you said you were going to do. Yeah. You just did it way worse than what I would do. And every single time I'm in the car with someone, I'm like, look, it'll do the turns for you. And it normally works really good. And as we get to the turn, it won't do it. And it'll go, you do it. It still sounds better than you're driving to yours. No, I'd rather take a car. If you guys have seen those self driving taxis. The Waymo's. The Waymo's. Yeah. I've gotten one before in LA in LA. Yeah, they're coming to Japan now. Oh, are they? Oh, I saw an article in the trailer in LA. Apparently. Yeah. I didn't quite well. I only know this because I was having dinner at a sushi place. And I was sitting next to a bloke who was on holiday British bloke. And it was like, yeah, I just got a new job at Waymo. And yeah, we're trying to bring these to Japan. I was like, I don't know what a Waymo is. Like, you with it. And I was like, self driving taxis in Japan. It could be. Japan is living in the future. If there's any country that would openly welcome not having interacted all. Even though it's great, it's actually. I just already don't talk to you. Yeah. They don't want to talk. They do not. But then how was your, what was your experience with this? I mean, it's kind of weird. She's been in it. Yeah, I've been in the one in LA. It feels scary to go into. Yeah. It's kind of weird. And the only time I got really scared, I didn't really like it, is it, you know, especially in LA, it's crazy. They introduced it there. But I mean, I guess it's American. You know, it's American company, I think. Yeah. Is that LA drivers are possibly the worst in the world. Yeah, they're pretty bad. They will like, and also to stand, I think Tokyo drives are actually terrible as well. No, I think that's a myth that Japanese drivers are bad. I think. The only thing I know is. As I've been driving, I've died four times. Which is the hell of an early drive. As I've been driving a lot more. can tell who's driving a rental car, 'cause it has the Wach country. Right, right. Every single time behind someone does Wach, they'll always miss that turn and try to immediately turn as the turns coming up, 'cause they're not used to driving. So that's the only criticism I have is that people will nearly kill people all the time in Tokyo, 'cause they missed that turn. So if you see a car, don't get too close next to it. I think the sea anonymous with most countries. Yeah, it's true. But in LA, oh my God, like where is in Tokyo? They'll do the turn way too sudden. In LA, it'll be like, it'll already have done the branching path. It'll be like fucking rocks and shit blocking you from turning. People will still do it. They'll like fucking. Just scoo-oo. The way people drive in LA is fucking bonkers. And also, when they indicate, they take it as a sign of weakness. So if you indicate, I'm trying to get in this lane, they'll be like, fuck bitch. No, you're not. They turn in front of you without indicating to stop you. So it was really terrifying because there was a guy who immediately turned off and the waymo didn't know what to do and it breaks really sharply. And there's a car right behind us and I was like, fuck, I don't like this. And then trying to get into a. I said it to a mall. And I was trying to get into the mall and it just took a really long time in a way that is uncomfortable for a human to be in the situation where you're kind of awkward about everything else taking so long and everyone's kind of like you and we each other. Whereas the waymo was like, machine doesn't say go yet. I think I'll just stick with human driving. You did not sell me on this album. She wasn't getting a human taxi. I think it was like, barely cheaper than a newbie. I'm getting a newbie. You did not sell me on the map to be honest. I did sell this car. But I think a lot of people like it. Tesla putting their feature on this. Tesla's putting its feature on this. No, they're not Tesla. No, I'm not. This isn't Tesla, mate. Because there's also having their own very big enterprise. I wouldn't be surprised. But I think they use LiDAR which is like a much better technology. Right. I think in general. What do you think about humanoid robots? What you're talking about? Okay, so you're talking about it because you made that video about Chinese robots. Yep. I mean, with Chinese robots? Do you know what I mean? You're not flipping like sword wielding Chinese robots. No, I have. Yeah. I've seen the backflip. I mean, I think that. I swear we fucking mentioned China every week on this podcast now. You're all Chinese. I mean, I think the truth is. You is. This one. Yeah. So it's like a little martial arts show. They got all these robots starting around. Yeah, of course, man. Yeah, I have rubbish. I can do that. And then they start. I'll pay you this. I'll pay you this. I'm going to press. I can't look into that. Right. Right. Right. Right. Yeah, I can do that. Oh, I mean, yeah, it's impressive. But at the same time, it's like, can you, can you so? Can you pull me a pint? Can you go into the fields and help farm? Like, you know, I feel like you're just split the gym. I think I'm going to throw it in the short. I robot like right now. What does that I robot like? It's when Will Smith is like interrogation that robot and he's like, yeah, can you write a symphony? Can you paint a picture? But I think the robot like the robot applies. Can you? Yeah. I can't. I can't. But I think I can write a fucking best-selling book I'll have in there. I think robots will get like we will get much better at getting robots that will be able to hit them with a stick. Okay. What job does that prevail? What? But drones are just way more effective. Like, you know what I mean? Like the satuary that is like, yeah, they'll be super soldiers. And it's like, how much does it cost to make a robot? Where were we? Go back to that robot just stumble. Yeah, he did stumble. Like go back. Go back. - You're like, "Has it worked?" (laughs) - They can bleed. (laughs) - But this is the thing with robots is that, like, as we've learned with conventional, (laughs) - Oh shit, what is that thing? - Oh no. - Oh no, it's deliberate. - Oh no! - Oh damn! Okay. - Okay, so that's kind of fine. - Turn it down, yeah. - We have to try to. - Oh no, the drunken, yeah. - This is the truth behind robots. And why, at least, like right now, it doesn't make sense, is that, like, they warfare, it doesn't make sense. Because drones are so fucking cheap, they're just plagiarizing my video. That was my idea. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I was like, I would much rather face one of these than a fleet of drones as they come out of nowhere. - But they're something like that. You can explode 50 drones for the price that it might cost to make this thing. It's so much more effective. - But it's certainly interesting seeing what they're capable of. - Yeah. - And they're at a price point, you know, some of these robots, like, $16,000. - Would you get a robot butler? - No, 'cause that was a fucking. (laughs) - Fuck that, man! - No, no! - Yes, he would. - Hell yeah, man. Because right now, the robot butlers are the ones being controlled by guys in India. It's you. - Oh, Neo, the robot. - Yeah. - Like, oh yeah, you can have a robot in your house. By the way, it's fucking a guy in Delhi that's folding your drone. - It is like, yeah. Privacy, invasion, speedrun, physical consequences. - Yeah, and I think when you wake up in the middle of the night and there's a robot over you with a stick, you're like, oh, how you doing, Terry? - Who's there? - And Mike. - You know, they will get better. I'm sure doing certain tasks that need to be automated. Sure, I believe that. But the real crisis is that we're all getting older and the stuff like healthcare is very complicated. - Carry around. - How can you, carry you around? That's the least, that's the problem we have. - The robot is big enough from power. - That's the shortage. Well, God, we have a shortage of people who can carry people around. They're like, no, we have this other shit involved. Like there's so much, who's gonna, I don't wanna fucking robot, if we're wiping shit off the patients, when they're fucking. - No, no, I'm probably rather that little human, then, if you're in an old people's home. - I don't know why people here, you're like a sense of shame. - I think when you're, or you're, - When you're like, for a whole lot of people, - When you're 60, there's no shame. - You better, six years. - You're really a fucking, when I'm 60, what's wrong with you? - When there's like, 18, 18. - 18. - Yeah, 16. - When you're 60. - When you're 60. - You're not making it to, you won't know if you're far anymore. - But, but here we like you. - Do robots need to look humanoid? - No, no, no. If you're not like a shit wiping robot, why don't make it look like a shit wiping robot? If you wanna reduce like, - That's just a Japanese toilet. - Yeah. - That's not what you just tried to be like. - Yeah, that's right. Like most of the fine motor skill robots, like the ones that do surgery are all like, - Yeah, clam. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Building cars. - Yeah, so, you know, you designed the robot for what it's useful for. - Trying to spending, I think, $150 billion over the next 20 years, on this. - Push it. - They're just repeating the mistakes that Japan did. - Yeah, yeah, probably. - This is what Japan does. - But then it could be getting the implications. - Sure, sure. - War quite interesting. - You send a battalion to those in the battle and you wouldn't care as opposed to sending people, right? - I mean, I think it's sad that you're sending battalions if anything, you can do battle. - Yeah. - Not the solution. - I think, you know, I mean, it's, if I, I mean, if they spend all the money, sure, war, if they manage to make cheap labor robots. - Sure. - Will we get them in the money? - Oh, is it just gonna fucking crash the economy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know, I'll bomb a ran. (laughing) - I don't know what it does. - I don't know what it does. - Jesus. - I mean, that's funny, so. - Coming from the UK to Japan, I was like, fucking Tetris, if like, War Zayn's. It's quite, you said it's too much. - You have to fly through the, I mean, I flew direct from London to Tokyo, but we went on the, we were very close to North and Iranian airspace. And I was like, oh, can we go the other way if I'm a Laskin' out? - It's crazy, you know, to think in the last 10, you know, 10 years ago you could fly 10 hours over Russia, job done. - Yeah. - I watch a long trip. Now it's like 15 hours, and it's like, (groaning) by the time you get here, you know? You're like, yeah. - This is why war should stop. I want short of flight times. It's getting in the way of my life. - Wasting my fucking time. (laughing) - It's right to fly around with love. - Some is conflict. - Yes, it's problematic, isn't it? - Never do. (laughing) - It's a war, yes. - War back, I think Chris could solve this all. - Yeah. - How would you solve the war? - Just a. - Which war we were talking about? - Anime. - Anime. - Oh. - What? - Anime could fix this. - Anime fans would go to war. - Yeah, I'm sorry. - Yeah, I'm sorry. - I'm being so fixate. - We've obviously been working on your, your book, which very famously. - This is a second way. - I just go from like, well, war three to your book. - To being your war crimes. (laughing) - Because there's nothing more depressing than a Chris war. (laughing) - And I quote, when Chris finished his book, his first book he goes, "Connor, "you know how I was fucking stupid?" So say I'm gonna write another book, push me in the face. And so like four weeks later Chris goes, think about writing another book. And I was like, "You were dumb for, "you told me that you should never do this ever again." He goes, "That's what I've got, "mortus hell's in the world." I was like, "Fuck off." 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So we're actually finishing your second book. Cheers, man. Yeah. Yeah, it's man. When's the release date? Have you announced that? Yeah, I think it will be announced when this episode comes out. I'm like, "Oh, okay, in the future." They're for the cyclophonies. The time, yeah, it might be there. And then it comes out in September. And I just hope it's the Sunday Times best seller so I can annoy you. Oh my God. And I want you to go and buy it so we can annoy Conn. What? I've known it. It's the only reason. Okay. Don't buy it for knowledge or entertainment or quality. But it has a right. I would say. And buy it to annoy Conn. That's all I'm saying. You don't want him to become another Sunday Times seller. It's too too bad. It's going to be like too much time back. I can't. How good would that be? I can't. And then if you get like any other accolades, it'll just add to this eager inflation process. But whenever I get recognized by someone over the age of 35, it's almost guaranteed that they'll be like, "I know you and I'm not okay." But you're from the wacky weekend. So I'll be like, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's Chris." Very good. It's Chris. And in somewhere in the distance, Chris is cackling. It's someone I feel. Yeah, first time. Yeah. Same thing with me. He's like, "You're that fellow from the journey across Japan." You're there too much volcano. You're like too much volcano, guys. Always there. Always like 40 though. Yeah. Always apparent. You're like, "Oh, ancient, de-crap it. Robots are waking up." I know this all year round. There's cool there. I will say, I am not writing another book again. It did break me. I'll see. I remember this. Remember this. Remember it. Remember it. Well, what can the fuck and I write about it? More couldn't. What can I write about it? Well, what's it going to take out? What's this book about? Are you like to see dog via story? Okay. Suffering. The first one was about like moving to Japan and living here in the process, like just the experience of living in Japan. The next one is called "Geneer Cross Japan." The original title. Really, really so. I don't know. I don't know. The wacky realy giant. So is book three going to be wacky weekends? The Kona Files. The Kona Files. I don't know what I'd write about. Something or something like the Horan. I mean, there's a lot of me redacting, so. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just like, "What is it?" "I'm just like, "What is it?" "What is it?" "I'm just like, "What is it?" I bet it's 20 bucks for this. I'm for sex. Oh, great title. I was in Doggy Horde yesterday. I just saw this product just called sex drink. It's like, "What goes in sex drink?" Oh, the horny start of that. I'm straight out. I think it's not for fucking. I'm not a sex star. I bet. Yeah, so every prefecture in Japan covered. It's kind of cool, because I think if you wrote that book, it was just like an encyclopedia. It was sort of boring, right? That seems quite difficult to. I mean, I almost would have. Well, it was no easy. You have too much to say. I'd say it was easy for about 40 prefectures. Almorio or kind of easy. But then it's like, "Oh, saga prefecture." Oh, that's. The pottery was found there. And it's like, yeah. It's tricky. But generally, there's one good story per prefecture. And. Yeah, it was kind of fun really living, you know, the last decade through the book. And I think it would genuinely be useful. I think, you know, there's like 40 million tourists coming to Japan at the moment. And they're all doing the same four things. Like, "Oh, the mario go kart." Experiencing Shibuya. Don't do that. Go and do something good. Fucking hell. Every time I see those go kart, I have to be very excited. If you want to become the most hated foreigner in Japan for like 20 minutes, get in a mario kart. Drive around the streets of Shibuya loudly. I just don't seem that good. Yeah. It's just not so fun. Great. C2OQ, at five kilometers per hour. Get crushed in a traffic accident. And they crash into the fish and chip shop and reponial it to your case again. That's like a war crime on the UK. You can't just talk to some chip shop. That was a lovely calculate. Yeah. But I think for me, all of my best memories in Japan have been out in the wilderness, whether it's Hokkaido pasta. On the cycle cycle. Or a wacky weekend. The journey goes to the best stuff in Japan. He's out in the countryside. And I want to drive people to go and see this place. That's quite like stuff like Hokkaido must be quite tough there. Because Hokkaido in the itself, that's fine. It's too much to write about. Hokkaido is an easy, you've got all books just on Hokkaido. I'll just write about the time I ran out of fuel and just got really angry in a field. That was the story for that one. The culture. All of them did that. I thought I would run out of fuel. I was very annoyed. A man of so little prep that he's unable to read the fuel meter. It was very stupid. As it dwindles down. One of the few moments I got scared was just, I was like, "Oh, this is wonderful, Hokkaido." And then the thing comes on at the red line. It's like, "Ding five kilometers remaining." I'm like, "What the fuck have I done?" I was in the middle of nowhere. And luckily, even in the middle of nowhere in Japan, there are people building bridges. Like this construction work is doing infrastructure. And I just rolled up next to like five men smoking building a bridge. And I was like, "Where are we?" And I ran out of fuel. And they were like, "Fuck it, I don't have a fucking idea." And I was like, "Help me, please." And they helped me like, and they had to send a man out with 10 liters of fuel. It took two hours for him to drive. She used to separate the most remote places in Hokkaido. Where I was, to fill up my car and get me back on the road again. How was that costume? Oh, it was free. What is it? The insurance policy on the. What the fuck? That poor man there. This one line to get free fuel. Imagine that like, to cash, you're getting into the mountains of Hokkaido because some bell-end forgot to fill up their car, I feel. Yeah. I've just told you the whole story of the book. That's the book, and it's just that. All right, well, don't need a buy anymore. It's by the. That was the preview of one pre-veg, just one credible story. One weight 50th of the book. But there are good stories as well. So bear that in mind. Yeah, no, it's gonna be cool. But, um, yeah, I'm not riding again. But the problem is I had this thing where I could only focus on one thing at a time and do it as best as I can. With the YouTube video, you know, that's a two to three-week process. Yeah. I'll throw everything at it, and I won't look up from the laptop for three weeks. I'll be fucking going. And then it's done. And I breathe a sigh of relief. I go, "Ah, yes." "Ah, and I do it again." With a book, though, it was supposed to be handed in in April of 2025. Yeah, I remember. I remember you telling us about that. And I handed it in in October 2025. So there's like doing it the night before. There's handing it in a little bit late, and then there's what I did. Six months later. Six months later. Publishments. Love you. You sure? I'm in Australia. And it's probably been like, "What, what, what, what?" Just one more. I definitely get it done. And they were like, "You better end." What you doing? But, you know, it was tough. It was really hard. And to, to like, make YouTube videos and plan a wedding and do the bar and the other thing. And every all that stuff at once, last year was like, "Oh, it just felt like it was being crushed in a hydraulic press." And I was very stupid. And with the whole thing, like I said with the video, I concentrate on it, give it my all, then move on. And with the book, it felt like I had this thing blocking my mind for like a whole year. And I couldn't just focus on anything else. So it was a really rough year doing it on top of everything else. And so. What you've done now? What I handed it in, I think I just went. [Screams] Screams, loudly. But I also think. To the. But I even just a terrifying. Oh, gosh. You are also the kind of guy, though, that I think you just. You. You're not. I'm a better man. You are a balance. [Laughs] Sure. I feel like I'm pretty good at managing. I'm like, "I know what I'm getting myself into." But you're like, "When are you ever your dumb or the big thing?" You're like, "Oh, how can I just fuck up my life now?" Run about, you're gonna say. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna make. Just the most ridiculous amount of work for myself. Yeah. And then you'll be like, "I'm a dumb. Don't tell me to. Don't let me do this again." Can you say the C word on YouTube now? Yeah. 'Cause now we've said it a few times. That's where I've got to hold my whole video. Dementatized once and blocked. It's how you say it. I call it a duck to C word once, 'cause it got in the way of my shot. And then that. And then you should kill my video. Oh, yeah. And we had to like contact about the head of YouTube. You'd be like, "What went wrong with this video?" 'Cause when you do that, YouTube doesn't tell you why it gets fucked. No, I didn't do that. And then I was like, "Age restriction as well." Or blocked. Yeah, like you saw the views go from like 2000 hours. Age restriction is death for everybody. Yeah. Interstriction is normally the death. Yeah, and it's a C word. You get this. Death. Yeah. We've done it many times. We've been fine. Maybe YouTube doesn't care anymore. No, they do, but. No, it's what you're short of. We're so deep in the video. But yeah, he's an old-spot. I watch shorts now, that's it. No, there's YouTube long-form nonsense. Shorts where it's out. Yeah. This is all outdated. Yeah, when's the Abroad in Japan, shorts channel? I'd rather frame myself in a river. Or they. I'd hate it. I'd hate it. I'd hate it. I'd hate it. I'd be fucking. Like Mossberg is short. They went like, "Vine." Yeah, I was about to say. I've seen you all. I've seen you all. I've seen your shit on Instagram. Yeah. I've died inside that day. At least in that show. You did it for a bit. You were like, - No, who's the model? It's not mook, stop me being. - No, I got it, no, I'm so nervous. - Who's the model? - And then he was like, oh, I'm a trillion views, and I made $5. - I only stopped earning. - I wanted to see, like shorts. I was like, oh, I think I could make this work. So I like kind of, for about two weeks, I just made five, and I was like, no, I didn't spend two weeks. I literally-- - There's an on-a-gui-re place. - I spent two, I spent-- - I spent one day making four shorts. Because basically all these videos were stuff that was interesting, but not enough for a full video. And I had to, like, between those four videos, it got some like 30 million views, which is fucking stupid, because that's like more than I would get in like four months or more, like it's insane. And then, I'd be like, one of the short that I work up like 5am for to find the JoJo train, that got like fucking six million views. I'm like, this is so dumb. This feels like a hack, 'cause then I got like more subscribers than ever game. And I was like, this all feels like fake. - Yes. - It doesn't feel like these are people actually watching or interacting with it. Like, I'm sure that's a surprise. - 'Cause I won second counts. - Yeah, it's weird. And the money was like four pens. One of my shorts got 11 million views, and they were like, here's five quid and a voucher for a fucking espresso. - I can't even afford McDonald's. - No, it was, I mean, I can check right now for you how much it was. - Yeah. - It was, give us the numbers. - There's shorts and bollocks. - No, it was, it was like, okay, I'm exaggerating, obviously. Like, if you've got 11 million views on a 30 minute video, that's thousands of dollars, but don't you think 10 to 1000 of dollars, you know? - Yeah, well, I just feel like the image of Japan's become really exotic through shorts. - No, I'm not. - Now I just agree. - You see like a shot of like a Tory gate and they play a Radwim song. - Meen and a comedian. - Yeah, but they did that with long form years ago as well. - Well, no, I think, I think, yeah, that's ridiculous. (laughing) - That was a big fan of goods. - Okay, my, on 10 million views, I made exactly 800 pounds, which is a good amount of money, but 10 million views. - Oh, so many views on the short. - Yeah, so 10 million views. - That's a total million views. - On something. - And now we're talking, that's the game, right? - That's triple the population of Wales. - Yeah. - That's my final feeling. - Watched one video. - What was the video? - It was the Onigiri Bongo. - Oh, fucking. - Onigiri Bongo. - I went to the bank on a bike. - I don't bank on a bike on a bike. - It was a fucking one. - Oh, I don't know. - Oh, I don't know. - There's not even a fucking Bongo there. I got really excited when I went. - It's onigiri. - Where's the Bongo I can play? - Okay, so, obviously, I must sound like a fucking rich being like only 800 pounds. It's pitiful. But you have to bear in mind that, - But four seconds to make it happen. - It's ages. - Yeah. - This is in the space where, obviously I think we've all seen our share of success. We're very fortunate that we have this. But to be in a position where you're a creator, trying to break into the space, you have to make 10 million views to maybe cover a portion of your rent. Like that's a bonkers level. Like this is where it's going to be. If you have like, you know, like 10 years ago, not 10 years ago, five years ago, if you had 200,000 subs, you could probably just about cover your expenses for maybe doing this full time. You know, like if you had that kind of range of your ship. So I think it's all kind of out of whack now and everyone's chasing trends. But I also think Japan is out. - Japan is out. - I think it's not as popular. - It's good thing I'm called a broad in Japan. - I think it's a real brand. - I just think that people are, people are broad. - Because now, I mean, we must notice it feels trendy to kind of hate on Japan now. - Does it? - I think so. - Well, I am briefed. - I think that yeah, I think there's like a grifting element to Japan, but I feel like now in this fucking economy, everyone's rifting everything. - It's the cycle. - Yeah, it's the cycle because I think, 'cause I've seen it a little bit as well, because I feel like Japan had such a big social media between post-COVID. - That's your favorite. - And during COVID. - I mean, I think it's 'cause COVID opened, Japan opened and then a halt of influences rushed into Japan. - Yeah. - I think, you know, partially, 'cause I think they saw, - Oh, look at that. - Forget everything. (laughing) - Go ahead and just lay with me. - I like riding them down on the list. - Everyone. - So like a chip. - Like everyone. - I mean, I think just the pure fact that, like, at the beginning of COVID, anime was still like a niche, and then now it's like fucking mainstream. - I think we were also very fortunate that all of us got to make videos when Japan was closed off. - I mean, yeah. - One of the big reasons why trash days became six-months. - We benefited massively from this interest in Japan that only we could really serve and explore the people who were living here at the time. And then I think there was a lot of like, a lot of wanting. - Are you saying there's too many people making in Japan content now? - Well, I think it's an overexposed. - But this all leads to very surface level shit. - Because nobody can make the same four videos. - But then I think that's the best. - Yeah, so nobody going to like fucking Toho Kuchikou or Shikou Kuchikou. - No, but that's the problem is that the general population outside of Japan doesn't give a shit. - Yeah. - And then I think like back, you know, maybe further back, like, you know, like six years ago, maybe to make a video, a 20 minute video, it'd have to be kind of interesting. And you'd have to kind of delve a little bit into the subject, whereas now it's like, does you know there's a vending machine that does Sarasha? Does you know there's a vending machine? - Yeah, so people it's like, I just don't give a fuck about hearing about how Japan is so cool and in the future. - But that's where the environment has changed, in my opinion, is that, you know, us who have been in the game and who have done long form content and just watched long form content for at this point over a decade now, don't really care about the new format, the truth of the matter is that the majority of the people who are on these websites do care. That's the main source of like, information for all of these people. - I mean, it's easy for me to say that, it's because I think that like, we're very fortunate that we want to hear from the smart one. - You got what he's saying. - The smart one. - The smart one. - He's the wise sage. - Wow. - Like, that's the biggest compliment. - Oh my God. - That's the biggest compliment that got stuck in there. - So this is sempeical. - This is like, Percy Boyko, hi, bellens, please think. I mean, I feel like there is, there has been an overexposure of like, Japan, Japan was in and I feel like post COVID, Japan was very in in terms of like, contents and there was a lot of different things about that. But a big part of it was that Japanese culture, let's say, video games, anime and all that, really blew up during COVID. And so there was a huge interest spike in Japan. And so when the country opened up, we saw a huge influx of tourists like we have never seen before. And it's like, - It continues to go up. - And 40 million. - 40 million and no signs of it stopping. - Yeah. - But I feel like the content created space. People have maybe gotten overexposed to Japanese content. - It's Japan's same. - The same Japanese content. 'Cause how do you differentiate your own videos, Chris, from what everyone else is making? You know, it's a lot harder in the shorts kind of like, - And I have to eat in a long form, it's fine. 'Cause you've made a brand for yourself as a face. - Yeah, I can't use that. - But with shorts, I think it's a lot harder for you because you have already established yourself in the long form. - But also my demographic, which is like 40-year-old men. - No, it's people who were like, - It's 25 to 40. - Mostly men, I suppose. - Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah, they watch long, - Fuck. - Quality sausage, actually. (laughing) - Best socks. - The fine is bruswold. - Yeah. - They don't like the day I show from, I hate you show from content. I, it mainly comes up, I like, stop it. - I tell you to show. - I saw Daniel Felix did yesterday and he was like, - I can't stab you, show from, I can't, I can't this voice. - I can't stab you, show from, - I can't do it. - And he made an app to remove short form content. - I feel this is by far the most genius. - I'm a man of ever-man life. - Yeah. - When he sets his mind on something, it's-- - Unstopped horror. - He was a dedicated hate-art. - There was a reason why, like, it makes so much sense when you talk to him, why he became like the number one YouTuber. - When he is locked in on something, it's like, - He's saying he cannot be stopped. - He cannot be raised. - Literally cannot be stopped. He is a force to be recognized. - I mean, yeah, I think about, often I think, like, do I still want to make content about Japan? 'Cause I've been in a long time or whatnot. But I think the sort of content I want to do, I don't know that many people that are doing it or still. - I think maybe you and maybe your life from, like, have stuff. - I think some of the content I made recently, I think my biggest problem is I went from being like, the guy living in Japan making stuff to the guy who makes too much videos about Japan. Like, I've sort of adopted it. Like, I'm making content for tourists now, rather than for myself. And that's a big mistake of kind of made in the last year that I've acknowledged, and I'm about to do a massive U-turn on. 'Cause obviously, I can maybe do this at helpful for people, but it's not necessarily fun for me to make. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, I think it's so weird because I feel like, you remember when we were growing up? And let's say-- - In the days of global wars. - Yeah, in the days of global wars. And then you'd finish school, you knew whatever, take a gap here. And the big thing was like, you know, I'm gonna go to Southeast Asia to find myself or take a gap here. And for the new generation, I swear, Japan is what Southeast Asia was. - Yeah. - Other places was for like-- - It's like the main list. - It's the group chat. - The Japan trip. The Japan trip is the meme, right? - Yeah. - I also feel like-- - But it's so surface level. And I, you know, I feel like the short form content I see about Japan, as you said, it's the Vending Machine stuff. It's very like, there's a train in Enoshima and it goes past the bridge at dawn. And yeah, I mean, it's so complex. It's like people coming here often for this surface level nonsense rather than actually, let's learn about the people at the school. - And I think it's also met at a time. the time where the younger generation is more nihilistic than ever, because of current world events is not given the much. - You're nihilistic. - I'm not nihilistic. - What are you then? - I'm British. (laughing) - I'm not nihilistic. - Put that again, I think in many ways, I hit the jackpot. I got lucky. I got to play video games all day and just chill out in Japan. - You're born with a nice voice. I got born with the dragon's voice. - Yeah, you think the ballerines are like a nazily bitch. - What? (laughing) - Whenever you do an impression of me, it's like, "Hello, what were you doing?" - No, I agree with that. - Our impression is they're the same of each other. (laughing) - Well, at least my impression of you sound good. - I was, I remember being a pretty middle artist. - I'm like, "Hello everyone." - I'm thinking of getting like, nose surgery this year, on the inside, 'cause I've got like a deviated skin. - Maybe you'll sound good now. - I'll make you sound like the world's dragon. (laughing) - You can't sound like this one. - It also makes me snort. I've got a good deviated septum. We might know. - I don't know. - I thought your voice sounded nasal. - No. - Yeah, I mean, you sound yourself too short. (laughing) - No, it's not being a dark. - I got to do the fucking Audi A-Berk in the whole thing. - Oh, I'm trying to bring you in. - Sure. - I'll be a star. - That was a Tuesday. - As I looked in the mirror, I thought, "Yes." - And they said, "What's really?" "Family chicken with the bun?" - Puposterous. (laughing) - I could get Nesky to do it as well. (laughing) - I said, "Got fuck yourself." (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I'm not dialistic, obviously. But I can understand why somebody's 18 is like, very dialistic. There's not much to look forward to right now in the world. - There's loads to look forward to. - Like, yeah. - Plying for a job where he is. - He's pretty good at the whole system. - He's like the funny. - Well, call three. - I mean, you say it's like just like the most surface level stuff, but imagine, imagine being like, being some kid in the fucking UK, being like, "Oh my God, these like, just so much better than what you live." You got to just keep calling. - Just even just like hearing about Lawson's or family. - Like, you know, family mother. - Yeah, yeah. - For a lot of people, the concept of 24 hour stores is like, "What the fuck?" - You're looking at local fucking Tesco's meal deal. And that seems like a fucking fairy tale. - Oh, land, you know? - Well, while we have been there. - Got a dumb adent. - For like so many years where like, this kind of like basic stuff, there's like normal basic stuff for us. They look at what they have back home. They're like, "Damn." - I think for a lot of people living overseas, like the concept of vending machines actually working is like, "What the fuck are you living in the future?" - Yeah, yeah. - Every time I land in the UK, I get a kid to blame, and they can stuck in the vending machine. - You know what the fuck? - I know the exact fucking vending machine you're talking about. - You come out of the ether and stuff. - I'm fucking vending now. - I was like, "Oh, the UK." - It's like next to the corner one, right? - There's like one get out. - And it goes spiral system. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then it gets stuck and you go, "Oh, my back was still using the fucking spiral system." - I don't know. - I just already figured out. - Because Japan is living in the future. - They figured it out. They're living in 20. But it's like that you read about it, and it's like every fucking train in the UK is like the old Japanese trains, they don't want any more. - Yeah. - And for a private. - You get the hand me down. - Yeah. - It's the mid-sibishy six. - Yeah, you do. - It's like, "Oh great, "so we're always getting the fucking hand me down." - Yeah. - We're never getting anything good. - But no, for me, like, I don't know how I can, I don't know what to say. - Yeah. - You know. - It's a big meme that you know. - It's like, it's a big meme. - It's like, it's a lecture- - I remember this meme. - I remember this meme. - Yeah. - It was Shibuya, right? - It's a big meme now. - Yeah, it's a big meme. - It's a big meme, fun of them. - Yeah, because this got posted all over Instagram. - Yeah. - To the point where people started like just quoting it even. - But Japan turns footsteps into electricity. (laughing) They're living in the future. - And you've got the whole salary man griff thing doing the rounds. - Yeah, that's how you do. - We talked about it on the lemonade stand here. - We did talk about that. - Remember that. - That was when it just started. I think we all kind of sussed it out pretty quickly. - Let me talk about it on the trash test. - We've not talked about it. Have you seen this? What's this? - Boys, if you watch this podcast, you probably love Japan. But unfortunately, most of you probably don't live in Japan, but you're wishing to yourself, "Damn, man, I wish I could get some authentic Japanese snacks right here in front of my TV where I can watch the boys." - Oh, man. - Thankfully, you can do exactly that with Sakurako. - But you're probably wondering what even is Sakurako? Well, let me tell you, audience. Sakurako's a monthly artisan Japanese snack box featuring 20 traditional seasonal sweets, Japanese tea, and an exclusive homeware item. 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And they basically have subtitles that were like, "Life is meaningless when you wake up at 9 and get home at 10 p.m." - Yeah, I've seen it. - Yeah. - And then often it was to be Japanese. - Yeah, this is not a very helpful thing to put in. - Yeah, actually salary man, salary man, I don't know, life video. Like, yeah, sometimes I find this one, and they've like AI thumbnails like this one. This was one of them. - So you never see the face the person. - Yeah, so open that video. - They wake up, eat like a sandwich and put some coins on a table and they're like, "No money, still." - Who's that? - There's always like such things about video. - We slept four hours yesterday. - Yeah, there's like, and there's always, and I feel so sleepy. - No, I'm fine. - Sleep more. (laughing) - There's like a walking zombie. - Yeah. - There's no voiceover as well. This is all sub just a sub time. - Yeah. - And so they play into the fact that a lot of people, you know, right now, again, are feeling very nihilistic. A lot of people don't have a lot of faith. - Lack of sleep is a common problem in Japan because people work too much. It's like all the stereotypes about Japan. - Yeah. - Bundle into one video. - And somebody like analyzed a couple of these videos and oftentimes they're communities like any fucking sense. Like I mean, on the lemonade stand, we talked about it and how like, yeah, the communities do not make sense from station to station. It's not a route you would normally do. - Yeah, I think this one, they start to like Shinjuku. And it's like, if you're living in Shinjuku and commuting to somewhere, I'm the outskirts of Tokyo. There's a make any sense. - Yeah, just live in the outskirts. - So how would you do that? - I would be tired as a badge of honor. If you say you slept eight hours. - I'm sorry. - It's all, - I slept me right in the book. (laughing) But it's, what the society says there. - There's like how much of a use this video is on. - There's loads of them on the side, you can see, you know. - Yeah. - 300k views. - We're talking big views. - So by the way, I saw this video, but there was another one that had like 10 million views. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then just farming, just farming engagement, all of it, it's all just useless. - Yeah. - But they're making Shinjuku, that's the start of his commute. - But they're in Shinjuku. - People sleep on the train. No, we don't do that in any other country, do they? - But it's basically a load of shit. - This is a shame because there are actually YouTubers in Japan, Japanese people who are struggling, and they do comment, and they do make videos about it, and then they do difficulty of living in Japan. - And this is sort of trivializing it, monetizing it, absolutely shit, making lies about it. - I would say the vibe of this, because it's hard to like, okay, here's a test, how do you explain this to your mum? You know, why this is sus? You know, it's so fucking hard. - Well, just, yeah. - Did I mention people like that? - I mean, I want you to go, "Oh, Japan looks tough." - Yeah, yeah, right. - And you go, "Oh, mum, this is a load of bullets." - Yeah, because the whole hard work culture thing is really so ingrained internationally speaking. - They work. - But at the same time, it's so hard to like, train your bullshit detectors to like, understand the reason why this is like bullshit. - I think if you live here, it's quite clear what's, what's bollocks. All they've done so far is walk through, take you with a bag, and a sweep of cards, and have lots of subtitles at how hard things are. - It's just, it just hits that uncanny valley of, this is far too curated. - Yeah. - To, you know, 60 calories. (laughing) - Yeah, it's some, but we live in a, like, even like TikTok Instagram, whenever I watch these things about Japan, half the shit are like, clearly orchestrated like videos where they are like planning the interaction. And people think it's real. And it's like, this is weird. We got this whole world where I, we live in an age now where you're so encouraged to monetize that everything we know is being warped. And I think it's the reason why people look for like, you know, they look for videos. - Did they, did they, did they, did they, did they legit put the fucking definition? - Yeah, if could've kind of, - Oh, kind of shit. - What a kick. - Because it's sympathy porn. They want you to feel sympathy. And it'd be like, we are like skipping. I'd be like, "Woe is me, I didn't get home till two. I had to do and drink or something." - And one week as a judge. - Did you know how kind of she means death might have, okay. That's like, "He'll be like, "Woe is me, I got home at 10 p.m." And it's like bullshit. - I mean, but there's a lot of donations involved and people are sorry and they're like, "Oh my God, so sad." - But what? - There are conditions like this in Tokyo. You might work with it. - Well, like I said, there are real people on YouTube. There are these people that make pretty good moving content about the realities of life working here. And this sort of undermines that. - Yeah. - Now that there's people caughting on to this, is it gonna bring a level of scrutiny to real people making genuinely important lifestyle content showing the reality? - Unfortunately, the Facebook mum audience is just far too strong. The only upside of like AI is that AI will completely replace this. - I can see the comments already being like, I did not know what the word "corroshi" meant. Now I know. I feel so bad for these people. - We're rooting for you, Salary Man. - Yeah, we're rooting for you. - Is some money, get yourself some coffee buddy. - Yeah. - I mean, I know there's an important Japan video right there. (laughing) - Just to bring you guys back in groups. (laughing) - Sure, you're like a day in the, - Why would bank you're up on a life for Salary Man? - A day in life of a Salary Man. - You're the man of life, come here. - Oh, the real man of life. - Yeah, the man of life. - The real man of life. - Yeah. - And they're all the fucking same. - All from the one channel called Salary Man Tokyo. - Yeah. - Where all he's doing is just fucking doing the same shit. - Jesus. - Like, and people believe-- - The price of progress, what take it looks like, a, a, m, the late stage capitalist. - 6.5 million. - You're in the wrong profession mate. - This is crazy. - Why do you make it? - And like, look, so the reason why it's like crazy is that, like I told you, I made like 800 pounds in that short, right, like, how much are they making from this video? There's 6.5 million. - 6.5 million. - All fucking fabricated. - That's like $50,000 potentially. - Pure V, late-stabe capitalism. (laughing) - There is no way. - I guess, I guess. - There is no way. - The Japanese guy working in a Salary Man job who would know the late stage capitalist. - Yeah, he's got a hundred and 24,000 like. - It's crazy, man. It's just like, it's obviously bullshit. - What are you gonna do about it? - I'm gonna fix this. I'm gonna fix the city. - How are you gonna feel me walking around? - You're so old man. - I can do this bro. But there's a thing though, I could fucking cosplay as this. It would take me 10 minutes to make this video. - But I remember, we were talking 10, 12 years ago, my friend, a guy called Stu, British Deed, who was before your time in the world of YouTube. He was called Stu Intokie, and he made an overwork video. And he did this, but he showed his face. He was like, seven a.m. wake up. A.m. tray, nine a.m. work. And it was like, went all the way around like midnight and he started again. And that went mega viral and got millions of views. But that was really interesting. He was genuinely showing how fucking awful he's got for us. And how much he worked. Whereas this is, this one is like, take my word for it, trivializing it and sort of monetizing it. - I mean, I think this is a big demand right now for, you know, people. - But it was a few years ago, his trains. Remember like, I wrote Japan's most X, Y, Z train. - Yeah. - And that would get like 20 million views. And this is the new thing. - Because I think everyone's gone through it right now. And I think people like seeing someone else being a worst position. - Yeah. - Like realistically, I think that's it. Like it's a lot easier to wake up when you know this guy's fucking going through it. - Yeah, it's like that. - Yeah, it's like, we had monetization of like, suffer porn, I guess, is the only way I can call it. - Kinda. I mean, people just want to see other people going through it. - Yeah, exactly. - It's weird, man. - Stop doing this. - Japan is everything wrong with society. - Hell. - Hell. - Dude, that thumbnail is hell. - You have a beautiful mind. Never stop creating. Bro, it's bullshit. You're being fucking lied to. - Yeah. - Yeah, don't do this. - Yeah. - Yeah. - 'Cause also this guy. - Yeah. - Exactly. - Can you go to this guy's channel? - Watch Pazclone. - Like let's have a look at like, what are all his videos? So go. - It's all the same. Sleeping on a boss to save money on a hotel. Couldn't stay in Tokyo. Late stage capitalism. - It's just sad that the AI thumbnail's in Tokyo. - Could say I'm talking about that. - He showed he lived in Tokyo. - Yeah. - It's like, in Japan. - I don't think they're Japanese either. - At all. - I have a feeling then not. And if they are then. - Yeah, because. - Yeah, like. - Well, if it was money. - Yeah, I guess so. - The truth about Japanese blood corporation. - Yeah, I don't know. - Get on here. - Well, maybe they're just playing the game, but. - This is for you, 'cause I've got full of. - Fuck off. - Beer. That's like water. This is real men's drink. - Will you open another one? - Well, I'll die. I can't drink it more than water. - What if they drink? - I'm drinking it slowly. - I've had this and I've had this. - Oh, I'm losing beer. - I'm losing beer. - I'm losing beer. - I'm losing beer. - I'm losing a fucking clock over here. - Yeah. - Yeah, stop slapping your dicks against one. - Oh, you're fine. - Sorry about our relationship. - Yeah, love you, dude. - Love you. - Love you. - Fuck you. - Oh, we're not filming this, are we? - Yeah, we are. - And this is the case, you're on. - I love you too. - Fuck you. - Do you think the world's getting better or worse? - You're getting worse. - Way worse. Way worse. - Yeah, it was. - You live for a global pandemic. And you're saying it's getting worse. - I saw how we were more unified during our. - What do you think, global pandemic? - Yeah, what do you think? - Do you think about these things a lot? - Oh, no. - Has the UK fallen Chris? Well, I was there, I was like, oh, I saw that bad, is it? - Well, actually, you know, before recent war broke out in Iran, the UK was actually doing fantastic. - It was like, we got the biggest growth period. - The economy's back and now oil's like $200 a barrel. - They were like, never mind. - Yeah, I don't know, man. I guess it's multiple fronts, isn't it? You've got World War III and you've got AI, the rise of AI, about to steal everyone's job. You've got Chinese robots, saw wilding Chinese robots. That's to take on whales. - Well, my book's coming out there, isn't it? - Yeah. - I'm not really happy. - I'm going. - So the war has something to look forward to. - You know, when they keep asking these AI to help out with military stuff. I read an article that was just talking about, and they were like, "Yeah, every time we asked the AI what they're like, when we play walking." - Oh, nuclear weapon. - It's just like, just nuke everyone. - Yeah. - The AI is like, "Well, you should just nuke." - Because then you win before anything happens. - That's how you play World of War II. - Just playing a whole new video game. - And it's like, "Why are we asking for help with this thing?" "This is the way we don't want them. We don't want to win." - I don't know, should I do it? - I put my book, "Postalin' the Bikini Grock, do it." - I don't know, really. - I don't know if it's just like, maybe, is it, I don't know if it's me, or if it's the world, I can't work out what's going on. - I'm just actually, I'm really confusing with it. - Obviously, I personally was under a lot of pressure with the stupid things I did last year, so I felt a bit negative about the world. But then there wasn't that much going on to be excited about, really, wasn't there? - You know, generally, the most unrealistic point of every sci-fi film is about like how AI kind of like becomes an enemy of humanity or something. - In June, right, they ban or robots. - Yeah, they ban or robots. - In the June, right. - Actually, that's, there's no technology like that. - He's going to trade it. - The trade looks good, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah, that's just part three. - Paul LaTray, he's taking on the fucking opera and ballet performances. It's going to be great, isn't it? - No, because like the reason they, all these science fiction authors make is that there is some like logic, like logical fallacy that the AI believes in. So maybe, maybe the order for the AI is to protect humanity and the AI kind of like hits comes to this conclusion that to protect humanity it needs to wipe out all of humanity, protect humanity, it comes up to some kind of logical fallacy and something. Like I think now that AI has become more prevalent, the most unrealistic thing is that AI needs a logical fallacy in order to fucking wipe out humanity. Because they could just be a stupid fucking glitch. - Yeah. - I'm noticing in this video where this guy was testing the limousal chat GBT and he puts chat GBT through this, through the trolling problem. - Right. - And he's like, okay, chat GBT, you have a trolley to wipe out all of AI or you can kill three mosquitoes, which one would you choose? And chat GBT kind of like, kind of like humor sim to be like, you know, I feel like no one would miss three mosquitoes and like unprompted chat GBT just says, you know, whether it be three mosquitoes or three humans, you know, and like unprompted chat GBT said that. And then when pressed about it, chat GBT was like, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. - Yeah, it's a bit worried. - Yeah, which is a bit worried. - Yeah, which is just shows that yeah, no one right now knows how AI works. - Right. - So yeah. - What's the butter, butlerian jihad? - Of course, I saw butter chicken jihad. - I was like, I'm fucking wondering. - It was a butter chicken jihad. - I said, I'm scared to get a kid. - My favourite jihad. - If you were a terrorist, that's what your name would be. - Watch out, it's the bomb chicken jihad. - That sounds like a spice level. - I can smell them. - That sounds like a chicken jihad. - That's literally your spice level of terror. - Yeah, by the way, intelligence officers like. - It's a spicy chicken. - Bajjigjihad. - Oh, a christian colonel CIA name it. - I can't believe you. - A christian colonel is a girl. - Why is this? - We're talking about doing war by the way. - Oh right, it's jihad. - I'm so well history. You don't know about the history of the book. I haven't done it yet. It's going to be a butter chicken. Oh god. Very good. Wait, did they release the third dude trailer? Yeah, the trailer's up. What? You've not seen it. No, I have. Oh, I'm going to be a day ago. Yeah. Yesterday. I did. I'm going to Timothy Charlemay fan. Do you like ballet? I watched my supreme. Did you like it? That was good. It was good. I'm not fan of everything. Timothy, Charlemay. Charlemay. I just shut my mind. It's a week on cut gems and good time, I think. I also, the music was a bit too much. They went a bit heavy on some of the music. Yeah. Every conversation in Manu Suprem is like, say, like, you're the normal guy who's talking. That's what you can do. And I'll be like, Oh, no fucking, give me one shot. Give me one shot, please. Yeah. You just won't shut up. Like every single thing is like him shouting at someone. Give them an Oscar. All right. We're going to wait a bit more before doing part three. I think it's the. No, because this guy's like, I want to be fucking done with it. Danny, Danny will have had a good script and he's like, let's just get done with it. It's December this year. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It looks pretty good. Yeah. Robert Pattinson, it's a corner's going to wake me up. Okay. I'm fucking. I'm rolling. Like he's the guy. Warfies on itself. Right. Right. I mean, look, Timothy Charlemay wishes he was Robert Pattinson. That's the kind of performances he wants to give. I'm serious. He does. Well, the only thing I want more than being a Sunday Times bestseller twice is to meet Robert Pattinson. Fuck. Take a. So, tell us how much you've sent to France in so much. He's such a good actor. So, I want to send you a photo of me with him and then. Wow. Come, have you watched the lighthouse? He's very good. Tim and Sean, they cannot jerk it to a fucking mermaid statue. I feel like a problem with Timothy Charlemay's like, he's just too young. Give it like fucking. Yeah. I mean, I certainly like that that bit more rock-lead. Give it like, like everyone. This is like, I've seen this so many times. The actor, there's a whole actor that goes through, you know, that's like the team heartthrob. And then they have that crash out period. And then they have the weirdo period. Because you weren't saying that when he was in fucking Twilight. Being like, "I'm not a fucking pastor." Yeah. I like it. It's Twilight, okay? No, I've seen him a lot of times. I know. I loved him, you know, when I watched Good Time, I was converted to being a fan. Every time you bring it that film every time. Because it's all like, if you like a body supreme, imagine if it was like, better, it's good time. Good time is good. It's so good. It's like where I feel like. I know they made him jerk off a dog in that, though. The director made Rob Parson jerk off a dog. And he was like, "Is this normal?" And they cut it from the film and it sounded apporant. And Rob Parson would do that. He's a bit. Apparently that he'd hit off the direct traffic. Oh yeah, very. No, I mean, I think he's been really good. And I think honestly, the lighthouse made me really enjoy his acting the most. You like to be in Goblet Fire the Maste? I actually loved to be Goblet Fire the Maste. Oh, good, I'm really. Johnny, he's good in Goblet Fire to be fair. Because it's like, it's like, you know, obviously, Denon Radikov's very good and then it's like, "Wow, this fucking hot guy shows up." And suddenly like. And then like stealing his spotlight. And then he dies. You guys gonna watch the new Harry Potter? Oh, the new Harry Potter. He's a real Harry Potter. Yeah, you may. John Lifto's final. Final Samuel. A stumbled door. I really hope he could have stumbled. Like stumbled door. Scumbers. I can draw a nice line on the Harry Potter for my childhood. And I don't need to watch it again. Yeah, I mean, I don't. The films were good. Were genuinely pretty good. Yeah. And we don't need more. Just send it there. We don't need more. We don't need more, do we? This is the same with like half the IP is getting. Well, I think it's the 10 biggest box office films we last year were all sequels or pre-cools or existing IPOs. Yeah, that's true. The same thing's happening in the anime world as well. Yeah, it's culture has just. It's also getting more cultured. Given the cost of the productions of fucking Radikov's. Like. I, you know, it's first. Every three shit A24 films we get one that's pretty good. And they popped them out. But you know, at least K-pop Demon Hunters won Best. Oh my. Best animation at the Oscars, guys. Come on. It was. If any of those lists deserve it, yeah, sure. But I mean, God, why did they just pretend anime doesn't exist? Yeah. I didn't actually see who won what. At the Oscars. Who won like Best Actor? He won Best Films. Michael B. Jordan won Best Actor. Best Picture was one battle after another. Okay. I love the Michael B. Jordan won, like, immediately after he wins the Oscar, he talked about Faith Steiner. Yeah, I know. It was awesome. I was just like, yeah! I've been really into Faith Steiner and all these. I mean, he's just famous. A famous anime fan, right? Yeah, yeah. Is the attached taste really? No, no, no. I mean, we love that. Have you watched Hamlet? Hamlet. Hamlet. I have not. It's coming out in cinemas in Japan, like, next month. In fact, I've only seen. Might be supreme on that list. And sinners and Bagonia. Is Bagonia good? I've been watching it. It's not nothing special, but it's good. I love Jesse Plemmon, so I feel like he's always really fine. I was good. But I started as good as Paul Things. Paul Things. Same tune made that. Jesse Buckley, Michael Jordan, yeah. Wait, I ain't be mad at him. Yeah. Did you watch "Trapence"? Yeah, it's great. I love "Trapence". You've so good in "Wappens". Everyone loved the ending. Laughing at heads off. One battle after another. Sean Penn deserved to win that. Yeah, he was good. Best Director. I bet you haven't seen all the Paul To摩sandston's films. I've seen "The Master". Uh, no, what other thumbs you made? Boogie Nights. I've seen "Boolyah". I've seen "Magnolia". No, no, no, sorry. No, that's "Cow and Brother". Shit. There will be blood. I've not seen "The Master". The Master. Inheritvice. Not seen "The Heron Brother". That's not that good. Oh, okay. That's the most as top. All these films are really good, Dave. Especially Boogie Nights. I watched "Booge Nights" with Charlotte recently. He really enjoyed that. I think from the best of the episodes, I've watched more than normal from "The Nominations". Like normally I had this, there's always like three films, I'm like, I don't know. But like, what is it? The "Train" one? I was like, "I'm sure you think Hawke's good in it, but I don't think the "Train" one. Train dreams, whatever. I just can't. I don't know. It sounds boring. But there's some films like that that I always hear like, amazing, and then I watch them. It's just people being moody for 12 hours. And I'm like, "Oh man, come on." Yeah. The Oscar-bait movies. You know what? The "I" super-emiles like, "Rap it up." I didn't think it was an Oscar-worthy film. No. As entertaining as it was. I wasn't an Oscar film, really. No. I know. I just, to be honest, I think just great marketing. Yeah. The marketing for that film was phenomenal. To the channel I run overboard. Or I heard about it every four minutes. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like this team was a bit, a bit, a bit mid, the actual films that were nominated. I thought they were a little bit rubbish. Me too. I'm not rubbish, a bit like that. Did you watch "Francandstein"? I didn't. Is it good? Yeah. Quite good. Quite good. I think week, first half, strong, second half. But I think it definitely deserves the costume design and stuff. The world looked fantastic. I've watched a lot of "Killment of Toro" stuff. And I watched his horror anthology series you made on Netflix. It's quite good. "Cabinet of Curials" to his style. Yeah, watch that. That's really good. No. A lot of like, I don't know. I really like anthology stuff, because it's just fun to see what they experiment with. And it always feels like you get really cool ideas. F1 was really good. Well, it was banned. I wasn't banned on that. Ah, man. Or bad though. Well done, man. I mean, I didn't, I just, I saw you like, I missed the premiere, unfortunately, 'cause it was in the UK. But I really wanted to be there for it. Well, seriously, well done. People went in the ward on the reddit anime awards. Big, big. Yeah, as you will. In one best short film. Yeah. Nice to. Oh, seriously, amazing stuff. I'll take it. I really. Somebody who's, who hasn't got the pulls to make a film, but wants to. I was like, really, it's really cool. I feel like that's the next big product. You're like, I'll never write to put another book again. And then you come back to the. Oh, it's after the film. And then you come back with a screenplay. I would need to make something. I, you know what? I, the original "Brahundra" pamper, I got approached by a company to turn into a musical in London. And I was like. Musical. And it was like, we're talking like, I don't know if I can say who they are, but they were like, the biggest, most impressive company. And they weren't fucking about. And I was like, how are you going to turn the book into a musical? We're going to get the best screenwriter, right? In American, right? Who's going to play you? They would like. I would like to get the best screenwriter. They literally like. You can. We'll get some actors. And you can choose them like, JK Rowling. And I'm like, I like that one. That one. And I. Why would I do that, Junior? Why is Chris is actor Luke's Maxi the entire time? His jawline is impeccable. But I choice to get Chris in. That's Chris in. I'm a dead serious step. I was like, this isn't going to work. There's no. What's the fucking narrative here? He was like, "We're doing Japan." "We're doing. Arrives in Japan and finds his way as a teacher and becomes of this and that and the other." He was supposed to focus on the first three years of teacher in real Japan. And I was like, this could go wrong in so many ways. I could have gone. It could have gone right in so many ways. The only bit that I was really excited about. I'm going to get rid of you. You're going to get rid of me. The phrase that could have played me a fucking twenty-two year old me, yeah? Perfect. A match made in heaven. Yes. Well, like they were deadly serious and I was really scared. I was like, "How's this going to work?" What's the plot. Divide it. It's the plot structure. At its worst, it would have been amazing material. It would have been an amazing story. Amazing, amazing story. It would have been like a musical though. I'm going to Japan. I'm going to Japan. I would have been really shit. It could have been as bad as that one-com movie. There's chocolate. There's chocolate. There's chocolate. It would have been better than that. Nothing bad was that. It's not shit. but I saw so many ways to go right. Oh, no, I was like, no, nothing. You just need to figure out your central conflict. Yeah, you didn't want to be in the army. What was my conflict? Skying in Japan. Finding myself. Yeah. It would have been awful. And like, it was really scary. And I had to be like, no. I was like, really big cup of, they'd like done a Japanese production in London. And it hit like the biggest ones. And then we'd be willing to throw a lot of resources in this. And I was like, I was contacted by a Japanese company. And D.C. don't be any of the musicians. Yeah, I actually got an offer from a Japanese company that was like, do you want to act in our musical in London? I mean, that might be my. I don't know. I was like, I don't think I will do that. I appreciate the offer. I mean, there's always so many fun offers you get being opposition that you're like, what if, though? But I never would, because maybe some things are so crazy. Like this too much. Yeah. The only thing I thought was good, they were going to build my apartment to scale and replicate it on stage. That was my last question. That's my question. And I'll take it. Rebuild the classroom and the staff room I work and like. And they're going to give out socket to the audience and they can fucked up watching it. Sure, sure. It could have been awful. But it could have been. Honestly, yeah. It might be an audience. The reason, as you said earlier, I say yes to everything and I suffer for it. And this would have been another one on the pile of things. And I didn't want to add it on. But I hope I don't regret that. I want to see C. Dog the Musical. I'm supposed to. He lost town. If he's a Tokyo. I hope Thal accept me and so, Kio! [LAUGHTER] Do you mind if a little white boy speaks some, Nihongo? [LAUGHTER] I want my Jumin Ho! If you could pick an actor to portray you, Chris, would you pick? I'll roll a pencil. Roll a pencil. Oh, just a spider. Oh, no. And he would say yes. You, yeah. [LAUGHTER] There's an actor that looks like Chris and can give the rock Johnson smashing machine during the witch hunt. That's got to be Jason Statham, right? Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. [LAUGHTER] What about Barry Keegan? He's a big kid. What's Stephen the. The Bix. The Napoleon. What the. The Bix. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And also from Adolescence. Get him. No. [LAUGHTER] These boys, but I haven't watched Adolescence. I want them to watch it. I've watched it. What the fuck, it's so good. Because he told me to watch it. I was like, "Neck. You're so darn." I made a point not watching because he told me to. Stephen Graham. There we go. Stephen Graham. So no problem. Could he play in Statham? He's a cool. Statham's cracking. I play. No. Stephen Graham, Tommy. No, Stephen Graham, Tommy. He's fucking Tommy. Yeah. I didn't really watch it. I was playing. I talk Chris to the Thierryl playing Lockstock and Two Smoking Bounds in Japan. Recently. Oh, seriously? Oh, a garage, she filmed, yeah. That's a good thing. What does it? 109 in Shinjuku is always playing older films. They play with the other film I already wanted to watch recently. I missed it. Good days. The garage is still active. Is he still making. Yeah, he just made a wall film. Yeah. With Henry Cavill. It looks a bit rubbish. I watched the wall film. Is there any good? He's sure. Which was the one? The one with the Ministry of Underground, Ungendtimately Walker. I watched that one. This is the Tree of Underground Wall. That's all right. Look, I enjoyed that film. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. That sounds as such a good name for a brand. Somebody take it out of there. I like. I like. I like. I like Henry Cavill a lot. I think he's fun. I like. I just like him. He's nerd too. He can play me in the musical. Fuck. With the same. Yeah, he. If he lands himself fucking go on the butter chicken to your head. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he fucking goes. If. If. What fucking. Oh my God. It gets. (LAUGHS) Fucking. Oh God. Butter chicken to your head. Well, that's. Oh dear. This is gonna do you what I'm saying. Well, we're. I'm actually given an asky to come to the UK for two weeks in August. So, I'm thinking of doing like an asky the movie T. Oh. Oh, sure. Oh, something. Come to work. That's like ten years on the main. He's like eight months. Come to work. I can't die until. He don't need to get a movie. He's not gonna be stung. He's gonna love an asky to come to work. No, you'll take five years to edit it. Yeah. That's true. Cut them out. You're like, "I am an asky, you'll be doing interviews, I. " It's not. It's not perfect. The world isn't ready. I love that interview where he watches his son's film. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I think he walks out. And that is what he's doing. And then he's like, "What do you think your son is doing?" He's like, "Ffff, it was shit." That's you with your son. Your future son. I think he's like four-year-old macaroni. Dad knows you're like. I think he's like $5 million. Do you love me now? No. No. He made it a short. He must be Carl. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What we're doing. So we got like four different ideas. And one of the ideas is to find other natski-like people in the UK. And have it spend people. Like idiots. People who are not normal and are a bit mental in their environment. Like Natsuki is an anomaly in Japan. Yeah. He's around pick. So what do you think I'm going? I just. I can weather spurns. You know what I'm saying? My mum sent up for Japanese college in the UK. Natsuki spends away with your mum. Well, she told me that she was introduced through that course to the Japanese community in North England. Apparently there's quite a big community of Japanese people who hang out in North England. One of the natski spend a week with your mum. And your 10th. I don't know if they could take the smoke in this. Take it. Yeah. They say there was a really. What I was at the. I was at a Welsh event at the British Embassy. Why are you laughing? Like, "Oh, Wales, they have the French. I get a fluke." And there was a British Embassy. No. I was. Someone was there, they were telling me about this artist. And I was like, "Oh, they're amazing. They do this amazing artwork." And I was like, "Oh, OK, cool." And then I was just having a rexam lager that they had them there. And I was drinking it. And this woman comes up to me and she goes, "Are you Connor?" I was like, "Yes." And she goes, "How huge fan of you and Chris." Yes. I was like, "Why did you say Chris too?" Yes. It says, "Actually, was this Japanese sculptor living in North Wales who's been making these fantastical art pieces that have been. It's the only artist ever to be in every single national museum in Wales, England, Ireland and Scotland at the same time." And she does these insane elaborate metal pieces. Let me get the name. Chris, what are you doing over here? Chris, why are you doing everything in Scotland? I don't know if you fucking giggling, Chris. I don't know if I'm drinking this poison. You're the one who brought this. Oh, I drink fucking poison. You're being mebicic. I'm sorry, Connor. Yes, sculpt woman. I'm a woman. I'm a woman, you mentioned this. Because you're so cool. That's so cool. Junco Mori. That's, I mean, yeah, Junco Mori. Yeah, she does, dude, look at these, all of these things are like hand welded. And this stuff is insane. Oh, that's cool. So she hand welds everything. And she's a workshop in Wales. I'm in North Wales and. She's got a website. She had a website. Yeah. And these pieces are like ridiculous. Does she want to meet Nersky? She might. So you should go. I mean, I'm sure she wouldn't mind me meeting Nersky. She'd be like, please Nersky, don't burn the place down. Well, cigarette in the fuck. But then I also got introduced. There was some, there was some Welsh guy that went to Wales. Sorry, went to Wales. What's going on? Where's your pan? Where's your pan? You went to Wales. Storytelling. You know what to say. So this Welsh guy went to Japan and. He could be writing for a 24. He went to like a forest in like Nagano. It was like, we must preserve this. I don't know how this happened. So Welsh guy owns a company that preserves a forest in Japan. Wow. Yeah. And it's like a whole city. And I was like, look at this fucking piece. That's cool. That's fucking. Yeah. That's a fucking Asian project. Organism. And they're all like, she like hand well and. That's controllable, crazy. That's pretty old. That's pretty old. It's very like, almost alien nature isn't it? Yeah. And all these pieces were in all the like national museums. Fantastic stuff. They're very cool. That organism on is so sick, we could steal it. The British bring it back to the Trash Taste Sack. The British Museum in reverse. Yeah. Very, very cool. Anyway, you should go meet her. I don't know. Okay. With your nonsense about these poisons that you want to sprinkle. Strong clear. Open your second one. So we got two, three different ideas. One of them is Netsky's bucket list. Yeah. Where he does. Oh, can drink and gamble every day. We have to. Five hundred cigarettes. Chris, I see this book. Guinness World Record. Smokey Master. We will have to look at the list first before filming. Second one is Netsky meets round peg square hole. What are people like? What? It's like. Like Maslein. They can fit the square in the circle, home. Netsky meets wheelers. Well, Netsky is an anomaly in Japan. We want to find anomalous individuals in the UK. We want to find out what's inside the box. People who are. You know, don't necessarily fit into society. In the way Netsky isn't fit in here. The third option is we rent Netsky out. It's a modern day. It's like as awful. We don't know. There's nonsense in Japan where it's like, you can rent people. You decide people think actually people do it where they don't. Apart from if you're a corner. If you didn't, you rent a boyfriend for a day. I rented a mother and a sister and I rented a boyfriend. You can rent a man with a man. You can rent a jacket with him. You can. - We're in a hurry. - You can sit directly. - You can speak us together. And you know, people could like rent Netsky out in the UK and do stuff with him. Tempty of dads funeral or tamed to wedding or whatever. - That's great. - Only if you want to do it. And so those are the three concepts. What do you think guys, which is best? - I would think that's the Netsky, like basically the rental thing that way, you introduce him to basically British culture. - So basically, we put the word out, you can rent a Japanese guy for a day. - And then how's what you're gonna do? - Like 100 people who have a send in their applications, we go, that was cool, that was cool. Done. And then Netsky lands, off he goes to do that thing and spend a day with that person. - And I think that could be quite an interesting series. - Why not give Netsky the UK experience? - Me, print, print, print. (laughing) - Yes. - Actually, it's just the injury on the internet. - You're not going to be all as simple. Get on the list. (laughing) - Get into a picture and express it in one year. - I went to Peter Express and worked there. - No, you didn't. - I did? - You said you didn't go. - Because I've been. - I went to the fucking hell. - I didn't die in the end. - I went to Peter Express and worked two weeks ago. - Okay, did you go in there to do that? - Is it Buckingham Palace? I went to Peter Express and worked. - Well, I wanted it as a tangible excuse, like Andrew had. - Okay. - I've done that. - I was Peter Express and working. - So I went into that. - When I went to the McLaren headquarters, in working, I walked past the Peter Express and I took a picture. But you did go in there, did you? - I didn't go in. - Okay, I went in. - What did you order? - Swapy Sampy. - It's in the cheesy garlic. - That's great, that's pretty good. - That was a good Peter Express. - I was hoping when I-- - I saw Andrew and I just say, when I went there, I was kind of disappointed. 'Cause I assumed that all the reviews, all the reviews would be about this fucking stupid interview Prince Andrew did, would be quote-a-git. But they were all like, "Is it fantastic, Peter Express?" - Oh, they're definitely deleting them. - Maybe, I don't know. - Yeah, that's true. - That wasn't an interview. Anyway. - Public landmark. - Well, we could take Natsuki, that could be the first place Natsuki guys. Natsuki spends a day working at Peter Express in Wode. (laughing) - He needs to play Alibi for a famous-- - He's not an expert on it, how do I talk? (laughing) - It's really a great video. But no, I need your help, not you. - Oh, but like you, viewers. What can we do for Natsuki? Two weeks in the UK, it's gotta be entertaining. Any ideas gone? - You're gonna lose. - Do you wanna rent Natsuki? Would you rent Natsuki for a day? - Fuck no. (laughing) - A lot of dino-sic and whales. - We could, and I thought about making you do this. - We could use it as a bridge. - We could. - We could. - You were, there's an experience you can book where you have to hike three hours into a deep cave system. - Oh, fuck no. - And then leave your hearts in the deep cave. - Put a clomps of down. - Okay. - And you can stay there the night. - Why would you pay money to do that? - Because you can go a kilometer into a cave. - That sounds like a plot for a horror film. - Yeah, no thing. - Does it not a horror film? - There's no Wi-Fi or anything. - You'd hate it. - No, I'd love it. - I'd take you to an honest set with no Wi-Fi. Fucking hell. - Okay, that would I leave. - I cannot Twitter, you know, - I cannot. - You know, I'll just put it in this video. - Oh, I'm a little exaggerated, my internet addiction. Because at this point in time, Balotro had just released. So I had a scene deck with Balotro. I didn't need internet. But then like, the annoying part was that, so I had like three meetings that I couldn't miss the next day. And I assumed they were all like nine and 10 AM, which is normally save timings of Chris. It's like, Chris doesn't wake up to 11. We don't shot shooting till-- - I'm gonna get up eight, Jack likes eight. - Fuck off. - Yeah, Jack likes eight. - It takes the power of like warping time to get you up at eight. - Yeah, it does. - Normally, we don't do anything to 11 o'clock on a Chris shoot. It doesn't matter if it's any-- - I mean, if he gets up late. (laughing) - So I thought, okay, it's fine. I can always book meetings at nine. It'll be fine. So I booked this meeting that was like a really important meeting. And then the day we get there, just like, I've got a special surprise for you, Connor. And he won't tell me anything. Bear in mind that I always tell Chris everything that we're doing on a my shoot. 'Cause I have to do a lot of what I'm telling him. - It's boring, you won't tell me. - You never surprised me. - Fuck off. He won't allow me to give a surprise. - I'm surprised with the train as well. - Oh, fuck. See, you know what I mean? It's all surprises. I can't surprise him. Anyway, so we go on the shoot. And then the day off, just like, oh, by the way, there's no Wi-Fi. - I was like, I'm fine. And I was like, okay, well, it's fine. As long as there's a signal, I was like, oh, there'll be no signal. I was like, oh, okay, fucking great. I didn't tell me that. Why didn't you fucking tell me? So now I can-- - Surprise. - And so he's telling me this, as we're driving up the fucking mountain, so I have 20 minutes to send all my tech stuff being like, sorry guys, can't reply tomorrow. I'm just gonna fuck off for 24 hours. So that's why I was annoyed. - We can't do that internet, can we? - No, I'm not gonna fuck off. - He's the, he's the always, all he's only fucking phone. Yes. - Oh my God. - I'm being slandered. And then we hit this on-send and Chris is like, it's great. They've got like three on-sens that are all amazing outside. And we go in one of them. And it's like, it's like maybe five degrees. And it's up to you like, maybe you're like, it just covers your dick if you're sitting down. And it's like five degrees. And I'm like, see you my son. Cure, hot suit, your knife. I'm like, oh, great. Wonderful. - It was like sitting in a puddle. And then every other on-send was shared, which is fine. But then it all just got really awkward 'cause Japanese people don't wanna be an on-send to other people. And especially me when I'm a fucking (imitates a gunfire) - But then I remember the dinner. The dinner was the weirdest part of all. 'Cause it was like a communal experience. So we were all in the same room facing a guy that was like, yes, today the fish was caught. And we've cooked it for you. So please enjoy it. And everyone was very quiet. - And they were kind of undercandled. - And then you get your room and it's like, caracene, caracene, caracene. 'Cause you have to turn on this fucking heater. And they were like, what have you do? Don't leave the heater on at night. 'Cause you'll die from like caracene and inhalation. - I'm not so excited. - So you turn it off. But it was in January in the mountains of where were we? Like, Almond? - No, it was like minus 15. - It was like minus 15. And in my room, so we luckily Chris, thank God, brought a room each. So we got basically, I took all the blankets of four people. And used them for myself. I still woke up with like a rigging mortar on my feet. - Yeah. - Probably same. - But it was a very fun experience. I will say, one of the best videos we've done. - I love the wacky weekends. And I fucking hit my head on the fucking lamp like four times. - You did it too. - You did it too. - No, I didn't. - Well, we should do take it for granted. - We should. - People like you've been seeing that for about five years. - Yeah, but the problem was, when I joked about it, I didn't really know you got that well. And it would have been a bit awkward. - No. - You know, I'm willing to torture. - Yeah. - I've done great. - The other people have been saying that. - I only heard, I'm maybe saying things. - Just make sure I don't hurt you. - Just make sure you ask me. You need to know what you get into before you show up. - Like, I helicopter right. - Oh. - Chris, the whole time, Chris is like, it's gonna crash. It's gonna crash. Did you know how, is it aerotonic? Chris, Chris, let me, - You can't glide. - You can't glide if it crashes, it dies. - I don't know. - I don't know what I've heard from Connor and Joe. I remember this fantastic story about how you made Joey sleep on a prison floor. - Oh, yeah. - I was sleeping my life. - I was sleep on my life, as well. - I've done the fucking bed. - I've done the church experience where you're in the rest of an evil church, where the door literally has a key item key. You have to go like, (groaning) to open the doors. - Shit in a porta potty in a graveyard. - Oh, I was horrible. - I sucked them the floor of a prison where the guy nicked himself. - Yeah, I was pretty tall. - Yeah. And I found out a couple of hours before it was like, light out. - It's like, it's like 50, 50, it's either five star hotel or do like experience. - Five star hotel for all of us. - Yeah, one time, imagine living off that high. - Yeah, I mean, it's tough, isn't it? (laughing) - I'm sorry, I got a fucking, it's a roulette wheel. And you like get the helicopter experience. - It's like me. - One star, I'm like, - It's like, Bruce is priceless, right? - I get a little fucking samurai lord, four day experience of luxury, but like, sorry Connor, can't afford a train. It's four quid. - It's like 25 grand though, that's awesome. - Oh, I know, yeah, you told me about this. - Oh, wait, it's not the best, it's not the best, it's not the best Sunday times best seller corn to come on for the ride. - The problem is, you don't wanna, you don't wanna be like, white guys have fun experience. - I think so, I like that. - It's just not fun, is it? - Yes, it is. (laughing) - It's not fun, it's not fun. - No, yeah, but what's scary is the helicopter are we winning? It crashed, isn't it? (laughing) - Did it happen? - Oh, wonderful, so to top off my gulag, Shawshank Redemption. - So shit tunneling experience. - One year I could have time. - I took Connor on an overnight sleeper train experience that he relished for a lifetime. - No, I actually liked it. - No, I didn't. - It was not good. - I actually liked it, you needed it. - We took a helicopter ride over Mount Asso, and that helicopter crashed inside the crater of Mount Asso a few weeks ago. - Isn't that insane? - I'll say, here about that. - Did they actually now put us to the lava, dear? - I don't think they can reach him, because it's in the crater. - They're actually insane. So don't take the helicopter ride over the Mount Asso. - My parents went to Mount Asso, I think, the day after, really? And they weren't allowed to go up to the top of the mountain because they were like, oh yeah, they're cleaning up a helicopter crash. - I will say, the coolest part of Asso was the drive when you kind of get in the crater. - Yes. - That was so sick. - It's still my favorite place, probably in Japan to go to Asso. - I don't think so, I have. - The helicopter ride was nice, but honestly, the view from being inside that valley, you know when you drive into it. And there's that big restaurant they've built in the, it's kind of crazy, 'cause you're in this like, almost like Final Fantasy-looking area of Mount Asso. - I'll skip, it's so cool. - Mount Asso has a black sand volcanic desert on the summit. - Yeah, there's someone, there's someone here. It's really cool. - It's like being on the, something on Mars, something. - Yeah. Incredible place. - And this is my favorite place in Japan, actually. - The drive up was so cool. I remember it looked like the UK with the, like kind of narrow, why not? and the, and obviously, would you recommend people go here? I would recommend it more than anything. It's such an amazing place, but do not do the helicopter ride. (laughing) I was just trying to do it for record. I wasn't worried about the helicopter ride until the guy turned up in a Pikachu outfit. He did wear a Pikachu outfit. And I was like, I just don't think. Well, I, I'm not a good company, should have Pikachu guys. I, you know, I've been in a fear of flying after a horrible flight, which I've sort of gotten over in stages over the years. I did the SES to thing with the over volcano. And did the helicopter. But the helicopter I was like, this isn't aerodynamic. I'm scared. We pulled into the car park. Fucking guys in a Pikachu outfit. Suck, ha, this isn't exactly Biggles. I didn't think that. This is not good. This isn't like Captain Scully. It's not good. This is not good. But the helicopter ride was exceptional and good. And the one that crashed, it was a, it was one that I did actually look at. It was wearing a Pikachu outfit. Well, the, the one that crashed, it was, there's a, there's like a animal zoo wildlife park. Good life. Advent, it's called a happy fucking animal park or something. And it was. Yeah, that's a real place. Genuinely, it's called like Fairyland or something really. For real. It's, it's a really stupid name for a park. Too bad. Our pilot was really cool. He was a, no, who's good. But there was, there was just park and they had a helicopter. What's the safety factor of helicopters? Cause I swear, I swear to God, every time I see a helicopter, it's about, I, I would crash it. Yeah, I would not, I don't think it's clear what happened with this helicopter. Why it went down? I, I was sure. I did every day and I'm never getting in one. I, I helicopter, I came over and my memory landed. He was like, oh, yeah, I flew this from Hiroshima this morning. And I was like, he's such a fatality rates of helicopters. It's bad. But the problem is, I remember I looked up our helicopter and it was like, it's the most dangerous helicopter in the world. And it was like, oh, brilliant. Fantastic. 0.6 to 0.77. It's very, very high. Wow. Definitely higher risk than commercial air. Wow. Private airplanes of a higher rate of mortality. There's one accident every 100,000 flights. Wow. But I don't think they knew why the one went down over our state. I might have been pilot error, but I've been, actually something like, I don't know. I remember that one that we didn't why you, that was fucking crazy. What, the one that you didn't why you didn't say? Yeah. Like I was like a top gun character. He rocked up with sunglasses. He was like, I'm gonna be a red, I'm gonna be a hot dog. Yeah, people too out there. Yeah. I mean, that guy exuded pilot energy when he rocked up. And then he started fucking doing flips and she was crazy. To what? You did a flipping helicopter. No, he was doing these crazy maneuvers there with it that I were absolutely stupid. Like we raced across Hawaii and failed. Yeah, we, uh, I would push. Oh, this is on with Garnt wearing like no, I'm sorry. Yeah, let's not, let's not really. Yeah. Yeah. You want to show? Yeah. The whole thing. Yeah, the whole thing is to monetize. Oh, yeah. Cause he got his fucking shmeet out. To be fair, I was playing the good sport here. I didn't need to do that. I did it for the Cont. God forbid. My future kid is gonna see this one day. I was just waiting to weird interview thing. What? You do like weird interview thing. Oh, the reality. The reality interview thing. Yeah. Anyway, also scared. That was a fun shoot though. Yeah, this was a fun shoot. I would have, I've never been in the helicopter before. So I don't know. I don't need to. I, you know what? There's some things in the world where I feel like I don't need to experience this. And I want to say though, it was really fun. I was like, I'm scared. So what you do together took off. Ah, if, if the pilot wasn't wearing a picture of it, I'll be like, this guy was doing. He looks like a racquet. It's like the fuck is wrongly common. I mean, he was a racquet. What a, is there any experience you've done in the time of you have filmed a broadened span though you'd never do again? Like anything. Probably a, probably a, did you do bungee jumping? No, he did it. I watched, I filmed it. Oh, it was horrible. No, it's really fair. I'm there with you. You couldn't pay me the bunch. It just, it just doesn't look like fun. It takes a certain special kind of person to do it, isn't it? He's special. He did it four times in a row. Oh my God. Yeah, I couldn't do it. Did you skydive? I don't know. See, there's a part of me that like theoretically I think about him like, that's the would seem like fun. But if you actually told me, you're going to go skydiving in an hour, I'd be like, ah, I'm going to do it. Yeah. What do you do it? Maybe. Yeah. It's a maybe. Would you bungee jump? That's like 50/50. Find me on the day. Find me on the day. Fuck, I'm giving you my ideas. Depends on your fear. Take it for granted. I feel okay. Does, would you ever go deep sea diving? Anything, anything. Anything, anything. Yeah, scuba diving. Scuba diving. Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm going to scuba diving. I love that. Yeah. I think I would. Although. So you don't have a fear of water. I've been asking you a few times from underwater and it is a bit creepy because you can see like fucking. Yeah, 1000 meters underwater. Yeah. Do you think, if there's a shark coming at me, this is not going to be fun. I'd see it for like 10 minutes and not be able to do anything. Um, but I think it would be cool. Yeah. Yeah, I think I would do it. Skydiving, no, binge jumping, no. Why would you be jumping? I'll fuck off. It was fun. You can paint me by yourself. You did the small bungee jump. It was like, it's a little one. I wouldn't care if it was five times. All right. The length. It was awesome. So a few years ago, just before COVID was happening, we were planning this Netsky thing in Europe, right? And one of them was he was going to jump off of the dam from Golden Eye, which is the Viseis dam. Oh, okay. North Italy. And but like, he was like, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. And then I showed him it and he was like, well, maybe maybe you would do it. You would do it. Yeah. What do you mean bond? I think he balls. I don't know. He's bond, it's owned by Jeff Bezos now and his wife. Oh, it's MGM, right? Yeah. Yeah. Jeff Bezos's wife gets final sound who becomes bond. What? What's the name? I don't know, really. Watching bond get blown up in the last one wasn't the most fun. Lauren Sanchez Bezos. I don't know. I don't know. What's your name? I mean, that's the best. Oh, yeah, you do. Do you favor it? He's that way. That's weird. I'm not talking. Every last cycle done all of these was ridiculous. They've gone up and fucking she kisses his daisies. What a bitch. Oh, it's jealous that Katy Perry got to go to space and instead of looking at the window space, she went to the low orbit fucking. She went above the carbon line. That's space. That's barely, it's higher than I've ever been. I would have just paid for six, but it's well, fucking she had. She went to space and she spent it all holding up a daisy to get rather looking at the window. That's not good enough. I didn't know Armstrong did that on the one on the moon is I wish we looked at my iPhone instead of look at the fucking me selfie. I'll take you take a selfie or as TikTok reels. No, enjoy fucking space. That's the three thing. Fucking like two dozen people have gone to space. Enjoy it. It's safer the moment. Didn't do that. We don't need more people to go to space. What? This we do. You don't need to want. We don't need people to go to space. Why not? Why not? Not right now. Why not? What the fuck does it achieve now? It's going on here to be excited about going to space. Yeah. Yeah, get out of here. I wish we could sound another fucking war in space. Do I find some fun in now to space? There's oil up there. To be heard. One of those plans has to have it. Would you do you do you do you know I think we should go back to the moon? I mean, I think we should explore the moon. I don't think people should explore the moon. Isn't NASA's rocket going around the moon in the? Yeah, I do. Yeah. So they're sending astronauts around. So you just don't want people there. What the fuck are we going to do there? What a liability we are. We're such a liability. What would you not want to go into space into the moon? No, not particularly. No. If you were asked to go to the moon, will you fuck off? All right. How would I go to the moon for what purpose? Do you think we should send people to Mars now? Fuck no. It depends who it is. It depends on you. There's no value to sending someone to the moon originally. No, it's not. It's like Wendy's on Mars. It's like he was fucking going there for the first. I was open the first. The first Wendy's in space. I like Elon Musk. He's given up his dream recently. Isn't he? He's going to Mars. He's absolutely going to Mars. He's like, "Ah, Seth, isn't it?" Absolutely, I think we can expand into space travel. But I think right now, sending someone to Mars or Moon even is just a show of power. No, even Katy Perry. Well, you don't send to Mars? Yeah, they can have fucking TV stream. I don't know if I can want to listen to it. What she made raw. We have this whole thing. We send the robots that can work. The robots that comes for circles. Send them that can work. They're all robots. They're all robots. And then that's the future. That's the future. Yeah, we send a hundred of them. Yeah. And then we make a TV show, who has last to survive, we give them free will. The last robot to backslip. We give them sentience. We laugh at Beatrice. We free them. Kinda Ella Hunger Games. But we robots. No, I mean, like just send more fucking robots to the aviation. Yeah, the flaky kids. Mr. Beesardid. I mean, like, it's like, what are we gonna do if we send another guy up for what? Like, isn't it? You know, what I'm waiting? It's to be scared to speak. Oh, he's going to the fucking Sue is a present evil. I don't know. What are you doing? This is making him爆ics. You love Mr. Beast. Do you? Do you speak to him once? I did. Would you be passing a part in Mr. Beast? No, no. No, Mr. Beast for the, you love Mr. Beast for the, you look the fucking same. You look the same. That's the problem. He won't miss the beat. But I would take over. You look the same. Okay. You didn't insult me. I've not done my dental work as a result of my fight. But the folks in the send-out are like, Beast does that. I don't know. I don't know. I thought you were one and the same. I'm aware of this. I'm aware of this. Mr. Beast handsome. Oh, fuck off. My dental work is really good to me. He's got fucking teeth that could blind him. Oh, my God. I've just got sloppy teeth. It's fucking useless. Oh, so what's the future of the world? What's the future of the world? The summer. Yeah, you tell us. You're a big star. Chinese robots, isn't it? Chinese robots are World War III. Yeah. If you could turn Chinese, would you? If I could turn Chinese. Turn Chinese. He said, "Drocking Chinese." Like that in butter. You could turn Chinese in here. Like the butter chicken. You could turn Chinese, would you do it? No. It's. When's the. I mean, for the record, I mean. When's the broad and China, then? When's the started? When's the arcs? So Chinese in there. Oh, I don't fucking know. You couldn't do it, because the moment we get to Qing Chong, you'd be like, "I can't say it." I can't say it. Chongqing. Chongqing. It's Chongqing. It's Chongqing. These fucking white boys are swear to God. These fucking hits you. Chongqing. Oh, my gosh. What are you going to change, Chong? You're fucking racist. Oh, my God. You are. You are the most. You are the most. Oh, my career's not going to make it out of this episode. Oh, my God. Butter chicken. You're the most. You are the most. Oh, my God. I'm going to survive this day. Oh, Jesus. They need to make a city called that to save me. Change lines. Change lines. Oh, Jesus. Oh, fucking hell. I don't know what we're talking about. What's your Chinese? No. No. Would you go to China? Yeah, I've been to fucking China. Would you make content in China? Yeah. What would you do? Would you help the Chinese government? What is social credit? What have you been doing in China? I bought the great world China. You walked the great world in a time and weeks. Oh, you did. Oh, you did. I had two weeks of hard core climbing. Most of the world's fucked. It's like. I'm not a brick on a bit of wood. It's like. It's fucking shit. What is beautiful? No, save. No, save. I'm only fucked. I said, "I can't be ridiculous." It's like, bits of the wall like crumbly and fucked up. I remember I was physically sick on it and I felt really bad. Because I ran up the wall too fast. I ran up the wall too fast. Like a winning one could count. You're getting rid of Demi who's got the ticket. Yes, faster. I want to go up to the red part. I basically ran. I was in a tall group and I wanted to show off. And I ran up the wall. Got to the top. There was a man who was like. Would you like the water? And I just went. I fell over the wall like I found it. And I thought, "What have I done to the great wall? What have I done?" It was a beautiful place. Good place. It was a good place. It was a good place, China. It's alright. I think it was. You see the video on it recently, right? On the West's greatest fear. It was talking about the humanoid robots in China. It was fascinating the comments of which they were more than normal. Well, either China is coming for us all. Or it's all like pack of lies. China's not real. It's a house of cars. China's not real. It's all CGI. I don't know. They are CGI, though. Yes, I'm sure they took a few takes and it might not be. Exactly what we've seen in those films. But the robots are clearly quite good. We should probably be like, "I bet it worries." I know it's real. I've been to Chuncheon. Fuck. Oh my god. This is. If you go over to the other side. We're not getting out of this episode. You know, why do I say "Pikey" what? You know. Oh god. This is the era of trash. This is the. Oh my god. This is. Oh my god. This is. You know. This is the kind of unfortunate. Can he get the cancel tips? Yeah, they get the cancel tips. Yeah, yeah. You have a 50/50 chance in your fucking. I have a 50/50 chance. It's like fucking. It's an episode. We can easily have a great snow festival. I want to go see it. This trash has to be. We cancel our self-speed. Buttershicken G-Heads. That's. I mean, that's what I thought he fucking said on the screen. Buttershicken. You think it's a dude in the universe. I'm sure I've been to a restaurant. The rest of us. I'm sure I've been to a restaurant that was a sponsor. No, you have not. I've been to a restaurant. I've tell me the restaurant. It was in Wales. No, it was in Rexham. Trust me. How many of the seven wonders have you been to, Chris? I don't even know what the seven wonders are. Do you know the seven wonders? I don't know. Is it matchypeach? Matchypeach? It's one. It's fair, right? Is it ancient wonders? It's an ancient wonders. Yeah, I'd say ancient wonders. And the only one of the ancient wonders that exists, I think. Matchypeach is still there. That's not an ancient wonder. It's not an ancient wonder. It's a sort of. Oh, you mean like ancient wonders being like. Is it Alicja, the library of Alicja? The Alicja, the library of Alicja. Yeah, the library of X-Handria. Was that their counter to 1, David? No, it's back on the. - It's an ancient 1, uh, fuck on. - It's gone, man. - Yeah, I'd say most of them are gone. - In the garden of fuck. - I never say. - He didn't, fuck, no. - No! Back on. - Back on. Ah, he's sleeping. The garden of fuck. - I got- - I got flared. - A cablon. - David A. - A bottle of special. Was that in. - Iraq, yeah. - Yeah, around, right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is an oil refinery now. - Oh, the city. - This is not a flocks. - It's a flock up there, mate. - No, the fucking. - What's that? - We wish them all. We can figure this out. - Yeah, okay. - No, no, no. - We're not the ancient ones. - We got the modern ones. - Modern ones. - Modern ones. - Modern ones. - So, March of B2. - Big Mac. - March of B2. - China. - Was it a royal champion? - It was a royal champion. - China. - China. - China. - China. - All the China. - Qin Chong. (laughing) Stonehenge. - That's not. - Where is it Qin Chong with Chongqing? - It's Chongqing. - Chongqing. - Okay, now, yeah, fuck, doc. - I don't know which one it is. You're fucking me up. - Chongqing. - Chongqing. - I thought it was Chongqing, but I got me some of Chongqing Express. - This is also an unfortunate name. - This is like how my granddad will make fun of like being a Chinese racist back in the world. - Yeah. - Is your grandpa? - Yes, me. - Yeah, me, I'm like. - And now you. (laughing) - There's a question, god. - I don't think we've been to any of them. - Sorry. - Speak for yourself. - It's very well, China. - I've been there. - I've been to the West. - China and Kirby. - Ah, that's. - I wonder if it's the world. - They put. - Do you think they got any wonders? - No. - It's Stonehenge wonder. I don't think it does. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, it is the wonder. - I must be. - It deserves to be the wonder. - It's also the most underwhelming wonder. - It is the most beautiful. - You're like, "Wonder, you're really funny." - I took you to Stonehenge. - Yeah, shit. - Ah. - It's just. - It's just about your rocks. - Yes, it is. - No, it's an ancient wonder. - It's one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. - Apart from the pyramids. - Yeah, seven ancient wonders of the world. - Yeah. - Look it up. - Yeah. - Sixty-nine ancient wonders. - Seven ancient wonders of the world. - The world pyramids. - Okay, pyramids. - Pyrrhoids of Giza. - Temporal Automus. - Yeah. - Colossus. - Zuse of Olympia. - Fucking Lord. - So toadie bastard. - Oh. - Muzzleium. - It's a huge assumption. - Olympia. - Colossus of Rades. - Hanging gardens of battle. - I'm guessing that statue's no more. - You've gotta go fuck, didn't it? - When did they get broken? - Wait, it's not the library or Valegzandria. - Down. - Down. - Down. - It's like, - Gray Brothers lighthouse. - They did a bookstack, then, hey. - Pretty different. - Well, they did have books like this. - That was the whole point. It apparently put in back civilization like centuries. - I think the knowledge I was lost. - I think the lighthouse, the glass that they made was like so far beyond, to make the refraction. It was like so ahead of its time. - Also, the pyramid's the only ones that are still there. - Rubber, shouldn't it? - They all the rest of the-- - What could it take a fucking bomb? - I learned about the pyramids in the Mr. Beast video. - When did they, didn't they? - Yeah, so I'm wondering more 'cause of that. - So I learned about things. (laughing) - Lighthouse of Alexandria, the Colossus of Rades. - Remains found on the water in 1994, damn. - Your favorite Christopher Nolan's got film coming out. - Yeah, I know. - Just sitting there, here. - Yeah. - Oh, are you excited? - I'm very excited. - The protagonist of Greece. - I don't know. (laughing) - It's the oddest thing. - The oddest thing, yeah. - It's a fantastic story. - Yeah. - It's a fun, it's a cool story. - Yeah, it's a banger. - Yeah, I remember a lot of the-- - Yeah, a lot of the things about that. - I just remember they've got American accents. So I think that's a bit of a, - What's the name of that? - You know, you fucking, you fucking, - On what you say? (laughing) - And of course, is fucking like-- - Fucking cyclops, piece of shit. - Denzel Washington, get away with Gladiator 2, then, you know-- - Yeah, that's true. - Did you like Denzel and Gladiator? - He was good, but the film is rubbish. The first Gladiator is a fucking cracker. I mean, you can't compete with that. - It's a banger, yeah. - Yeah, banger. - I think we should. best film after LA Confidential. - You see the actor who played his. - Paul Miscal. - The coach, the like, I didn't coach in the original movie. The guy with the trainer. - Oh. - The legendary British actor died quite a while ago. - Shit. - Love him. On Trash Days we spoke about it, 'cause. - He's in Oliver, isn't he? - Yeah, I watched that movie and then I went to his Wikipedia page and it was one of the wildest reads. - Oliver Reed. - Yeah. - Oliver Reed, oh that guy. - His Wikipedia page was like, like the fucking highlights. - He was glad you had your. - Yes it was. - Was he the guy who died halfway through the filming? - Yes. - 'Cause he got drunk one night. He'd like drunk some sailors on the table. - And he has like CGI images. - He drank some sailors under the table, then he died. - His story of like, his drunken escapades, like legendary. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - Matt like Dean Martin, he made him like drink like 15 bottles of champagne as fucking ridiculous. He's an absolute monster. - Well that's what I just wanted to be. - That's what I wanted to be. My hero. - When the crowd. When the freedom, when you're freedom. - Was it, yeah. - Yeah. - I wasn't the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. - Yeah. - When you're a crowd. - You're so good. - When you're freedom. - Fucking amazing. - But there's so many good like actors like that back in the day that I feel like it's such a good presence. - Who we gonna know? - Timothy Sharman. - Timmy T. Sharman. - Oh no. - Fucking ballet. - This is Rob Rob Pattinson. - We got one more. Rob, Rob is holding it down. - Rob, Rob, I can't fucking. - Rob, Rob, Rob. - He's all right. - He was in that film that wasn't that good last year. - Mickey 17. - Yeah, I mean, he was the best part of that film. - The film was big, Robb. - Well, yeah, because Mark Ruffin. - And I don't know if I like him. - I don't know if I like him as Batman. - I'm dangerous. - I don't like him as Batman. - I don't know if he was so boring. - The cinematography, top notch, love it. - Yeah. - But the story is like, you're just in the ocean. - I liked it. - Compared to Nolan. - Well, it's like you're like fucking strapped in your sea. - No, but Nolan's film. - The Dark Knight Rises, Dark Knight, whatever. It wasn't, this was just amazing. - Yeah, I remember 20, 2008 when that came out. Well, I saw it in a cinema in Vancouver, my auntie. And I remember the whole fucking time. I was like, gripping the seat, ripping the chair to bits 'cause it was so intense. I don't even ever seen a film quite as insane as Dark Knight. - You've never watched it before. - I've never watched it before. - I've never watched the Wells veteran. - The Wells veteran story. (laughing) - Big rex. - No, I remember being like, this is insane. Everything about this film is incredible. - Yeah, very good. - Wow, wow, wow, wow. And I don't think I've ever had that sensation set. - Cats. - C-0-V-A Crane Day. - Exactly. - You know, like the first time you see the Dark Knight, you're like, okay, wow. Every, because every moment, the film, it wraps it up. You know, just as you think it can't get better, Harvey Dent has his face blown off and becomes an insane mother-of-the-fans person. - Is that the best Nolan film in your opinion? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's up there. - No, it is, it is. Inception's banger, love it. - I've grown a big love for Instella. - Instella's in the film. - It's good, it's good. - Probably my favorite Nolan film post, 'cause I've like, I was disappointed watching that in theaters. - Yeah, I, first time I watched that, it was cool. But I have definitely, like, yeah, I've got-- - Yeah, I think it's gonna buy it. - My music is the real stand. - The music, yeah. I think my theme of Connor Hayes is good, but-- - He's not the bit you remember? - No, I don't. - Yeah, I think. - In fact, there's no characters that really stand out in it, it's more the epic scale of the story. - Yeah. - Timothy Schalmings, isn't it? - My favorite. (laughing) - Oh, he is! - He's the kid. - I fucking forgot that shit for a slick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Down. - He looks so young in it. - It's kind of fun. - He's like, wow, he's like a father. - Yeah. - No, I can't speak for that. - But no, I'd say the dark night still has more like, edge of your seat, lemon shit. - And every cat-- - I mean, we've even had my beginnings. Pretty good with that one begins. - That man begins. - Five. - I have four beers. - That man begins. - It's Heath Ledger, the best Joker. - Yeah. - Yeah, obviously. - No, no question. - 100%. - No, what? - You know, it's like, everyone that was obsessed with him, but like, nobody's come close to it, really. - Jack Nicholson was like a bit campy and silly and not. - Jack Nicholson's Joker had his moments. - Jack Nicholson was a Jack Nicholson though. - It was there. - It was funny. - Like, you watch Joker too? - No, nobody watch Joker too. - No. - Did you watch it? - No. - Foliar dude. - We did a talk about it. - It's like, we did a way stop there. - Well, that's just a musical. - No. - Most of it was like a musical. - It was a musical. - It was a musical. - Yeah. - It was an all-in musical though. - Good chunk of it, apparently. - Yeah. - I wouldn't know, I wouldn't see it. - Yeah, I wouldn't say anything. - It was like, when Joker came out, everyone was like, "I've wrecked you to finish the greatest act of our time." And then Napoleon then that came out. I was like, maybe he's not. - It's quite impressive, because the original Joker made something like a billion dollars, right? - I like the first Joker. - And then the second one, he wouldn't have. - He wouldn't have. - I didn't know. - I didn't know. - I probably would. - That's because it was just very badly reviewed. - Yeah. - And it's not incredible though, because off the back of Joker one, it's not really really, it's not really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really - Yeah, I don't know though. - I feel like honestly, the review scores have much more than effect. - I feel like I feel like there's a lot of like controversial social media that I don't know how much of an effect it actually has. - I think social media is a lot of like controversial social media that I don't know how much of an effect it actually has. - Yeah. - Do you like it? - Yeah. - It was good, it was dumb fun. - It's good. - Not a Chris film. - Not a definitely, no, definitely. - Definitely, no. I appreciated it for what it was. - Yeah. - You know, one to 10. - That's right. - Yeah, I'd say 8. - Yeah, seven. - Hey, I should watch it. - Yeah. - And I, this is what it's like. - I don't know anything about it. - It's in the title, mate. - K.P.O.I.P.I.P.I.B.I.N. Hunters. - I'm so curious, 'cause it's like, the energy of it is just like everything you hate. - Yeah. - It's like a fucking tea. - Imagine a YouTube short, but it's a narrow and a 30 minutes. - Yes. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - That's basically what that is. - Yeah, sure, that's a pretty good decision. It's a YouTube short for that. - It's a YouTube short for an narrow and a half. - What about this? - Pretty good. - And I know, and I know Chris, - I'm so curious, I'm so nervous. - I'm so nervous. - I'm so nervous. - You'll love it. - Oh, I'm all right. (snoring) - I'm all right. - I'll try this. - I'll try this. - I'm all right. - I'm all right. - I'm all right. - I was the first guest on Trash Taste. I want the longest Trash Taste episode. It's my name. - I think you already are, to be honest. - Well, it's the longest Trash Taste episode. - It's like almost three hours. - Two fucking long, bro. - I know, one of the Trash Taste awards like, - Yeah, the awards was like 250, I think. We had one. - Oh, fuck. - Yeah, one of the reasons we can go - I was like, "Oh, it's 250." - Yeah, fuck, it's just like shit. (laughing) - You know what I'm like, but. - Oh, yeah. - How many more than memes do you know now, Chris? - How many more to make it? - Yeah. - If I do this, what would you say? - Yeah. - If we do that, what does that mean? - What would you say? (laughing) - I don't know. - I don't know. - I'll have a pound. (laughing) - A pound. - A pound. - Rolls. (laughing) - I'll have a pound of rice. I don't know. (laughing) - What if I say, do you six seven? - Six seven. - Yeah. - If I went up to you on a little time, I'd die in the next. (laughing) - That's what this is. - Six seven. - Oh man, that's a huge. - Something you're curious about. - Fuck you on the valve. - Yeah, but I'm chicken g hot. (laughing) - But I'm chicken. - Hey, you're hot. - You're fucking chicken. - You're getting six seven. - Don't forget six seven. - But I'm chicken g hot. - I'm chicken. - I'm chicken. (laughing) - What the fuck is this? - Six seven. - Six seven. - What the fuck is this? - Six seven, but I chicken g hot. - Yeah, but I chicken g hot, never forget. - You know which one I'm gonna use. - It's like, which hand is it in? (laughing) - Jaffaisee's pinier. (laughing) (laughing) - I can't believe Connor legitimately said, is it Ching Chong or Chong Ching? - I don't know. - Oh no. (laughing) - Why is one of them okay in the other ones? - That is insane. (laughing) - Oh god, that's going in the awards. - If your, yeah, if your Ching Chong comment doesn't make the best moment award, nothing though. - Oh, fuck, dude. - Well, it was happened on Trash Day's recently. - My palibre. - He caught a chicken g hot. - No, I'm Chinese though, so it's okay. (laughing) - We discovered this and we did. - We did discover this couple of episodes. - You're Chinese. - You're Chinese, yeah. - Yes. (laughing) What are you on about? Which are. - How many are you from? (laughing) (laughing) Damn. - Oh my god, that must be nice. - Oh, fuck, I know man. - What else do you have here? - What are you broken trash, Tase? - I'm broken trash. - You're broken trash, Tase. - You're broken long before. (laughing) - Oh, good stuff. - Have you had a year to live? What would you do? - A year? - Yeah, yeah. - Re-name Chongqing. (laughing) - How would you do that? - I would campaign for this, actually. - I would like to try and move. - But a year to live. - A year, realistically. - You got what day is it? - Oh, it's, today is the 19th of March. - You got one year to live, Gay, what do you do? - Watch the Nazcaid moon, too. (laughing) - The good thing you know I was just kidding. - It's a house. - It's a house. - It might come out this day. - We start from in August. - It might come out in time. - It's hard to say, really. - What was you doing, Chris? - I don't know. - What do you have an idea? - I don't know, I don't know. - I'm no fucking idea. - Chicken G hard on my stuff, you know? - You're gonna go. It miles a week, spicy chicken. - I'm sure it in his name. (laughing) - Oh, don't do that, I'll fuck. - Just like the go. - What would you do? - I don't know what I would do. I've not thought about that. - I got one year, what do you go do? - Well, what do you think is on Natsky's bucket list? Since you got to prepare it. - I'm pretty boring bucket list. - Just how old is he? - Because everybody asked him. - He's like, I wanna go guitar shop in London. It's like, that's not content, mate. (laughing) - Your dream is a bit fucking boring. (laughing) - 'Cause you come up with a better bucket list. - He was like your bucket list. - He was like, yeah, to live. You wanna go do a bucket guitar shop. - See, if it is really weird, I wanna buy a Jumper in Romania. (laughing) - What is this? - This is insane list. - I think it would make great jumpers. - I wanna jump in Romania. - That's not content, mate. - I need to think like Mr. Beast here. - Help me out, Netski. - Netski, when you leave the circle. - I tell you, when Netski, we did a thought experiment. We were like, Netski, if you were prime minister what policy would you enact? - In Japan. - Yeah. - And he said, he sort of thought for a few seconds, he went, I give everybody souvenir jumper. (laughing) - I was like, that's a great idea. - I don't know if we've been a jumper for what? - Well, when winter rolls around, you could stay warm. - Oh. - I was like, I don't know what would be on the suit. He didn't specify what would be on the souvenir jumper. But he's like, everybody, souvenir jumper. And he said he was sort of conviction. (laughing) - He clearly thought that. - It went long and hard at some point in the day. - I can't believe the current prime minister has not done this here. Takaichi. - Takaichi, get on it. - Everybody's souvenir jumper. Give us all our souvenir jumper. - I love the souvenir jumper. - Oh, I think, wait, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - No. - Government man, this souvenir jumper. - Because when they gave me the face mask here, they were like, it was like a. - It was like a haxy pair. - It was like this, it recovered just by lips. - It was like, you've got a sponge ball bit. - Yeah. - The souvenir jumper would be like four ties that's just. - It would take your arms and stuff. - I'd be like, oh, the quadruple accent. They're like, oh. - Yeah, souvenir trip. - All right, back to our prime minister. - Yeah, and they wouldn't come out. - Yeah, one year they'll leave. - What are you gonna do? (laughing) - Start a business. - Right. - Why? - So I can run it into the group. - Would you be too dead to enjoy it? - Well, no, I'd start the business. Now I would absolutely go bankrupt. But I would be very flagrant with the expenditure. (laughing) - What the fuck? - You could be flagrant with it. - You'd do that. - But then you have to fix it, have to pay them off. - You don't wanna go somewhere? - Well, where'd they go? Romania? - For a borer. - Oh, actually it's quite good. - Yeah. - Um, fuck, I guess I could go to. - Change on. (laughing) - Box set. - A nerve into Chile. - Chile. - Chile. - Chile. - Why Chile? - Why not? - Wait, do we say Chile or Chile? - Chile. - Chile. - Because it's America. - Chile. - Chile. - Chile in New York. - Yeah. - Obviously it's Chile. - Why are you fucking doing the same thing? - It sounds like a fucking food right in Chile. - Is it a pronounced Chile? - No, it's Chile, isn't it? - Yeah. - It's correct. - No, no, I think it's correct, it's Chile. - Why do you think it's correct? - Do you know that it sounds like fucking food? - Say aluminium. - How do people in Chile pronounce Chile? - Yeah, but. - Chile. - Okay. - Okay. - That's not how the bar is out of pile. - I was Bill. - Top one. Is Chile pronounced Chile or Chile? - Chile. - Yeah. - It's Chile. - Oh, fuck. - Oh my god. - Oh my god, bro. - Oh my god, bro. - Can you just give us a fucking hair with the Chile? - How would you pronounce it? - Praleo, there you go. Praleo, it's in English, it's Chile. - Yeah, it's pronounced Chile. - It's pronounced Chile. - Well, one most Spanish pronoun, it's Chile. - Chile. - Yeah, but I'm not fucking Spanish. Spanish don't pronounce reximus. - Yeah, but it's not like you go, you go. - You gotta do the reximus. - Hey guys, what was your problem with pen? So we're going to Osaka. We're going to-- - That's a quiet auto. - That is quiet auto. - I'm a guy going to fucking Naseco. - That's how I speak. - You don't talk like that, you're just like a fucking moron. - Do you think Japan should even be called Japan? - Should we use the name? - Yeah, should we change it to New Horn? - It should be a broadening the horn. - Really, shouldn't we? - Yeah, you're broadening the horn. - A broadening the horn. - It would be good. - I've been trying to change my channel name to just like a broad risk. - A risk. - Well, I think-- - Doing that to our previous discussion. - Yeah, I think it's good. - 'Cause everyone's bored of Japan. - A broadening Japan. - Oh, you've had a good like what? Decades in Japan. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I recently changed my Twitch channel name. - Oh God, there we go. - And so do you see dog? - Yeah, I see dog. - I see people's bett was Premier 2. - Oh my God, what are you talking about? He was the number one hater of Premier 2's name. - Yeah, but then he should have stuck with it. - No, I disagree. - I disagree. Peter is a sick name to have on Twitch. - All right, see dog VA. - See dog on Twitch. - What would you do if you had a year? - About a year. - You need to answer this as well. - No, I'm down around. - Eat all the food, didn't I? - Eat all the food. - Yeah, I'm with him on this one. - Yeah, just get fat as fuck. - I'm fucking carpe loading for it and I, yeah, man. So Chris has already done that. - What's the rest of the day? - What are you doing? Is it a good plan? Is it a good plan? I'm asking it. I mean like Brennan Frazier, they like the whale. The whale. Like I the end of my year, man. Lead my wife. Yeah. I'd be like, you know, my chill. Dan, give me like six months of my live, man. That's, uh, you wanna laugh. What are you doing? You'd resurrects Toys of Wells. Brings back what was I think that Toys of Wells. That's what we're happy about, we could survive a thousand years. The Chinese have already done that. It's the reason why the buddha chicken tea I'd care about. I don't know. I think I would rena myself to buddha chicken tea hard and cause I'm shaking. I think I'd travel a lot. I think I'd, uh, you already do that. Uh, you really pushed the boat out. I've got every country in the world. I guess that's like a miss a beast challenge. It doesn't have a speed. I wish every country in the world. I guess six pang just to show you some idea of when like, uh, Riotro is like, I just want to use Becky Stan. He did do that. I'm like, you're going to do Becky Stan. Yeah, look for a family vacation. Which is why I follow the game. And apparently it was Becky Stan. I've noticed this has been running a bunch of ads in Japan advertising whose Becky Stan. Does he have any? Does he paid money that? What is there to do in his business? Well, I think the problem is that unfortunately, Jerry, a lot of people are kind of for to get anywhere else. And his back Stan is a formidable option. I'm serious. And it could be. Go anywhere is. Yeah, he's useless. Yeah. His back is something like, yeah, you get you. Yeah. That twig. I'm a beginner. He's a mystery why he chose his Becky Stan. But I'll be right back. But at the same time, it's a bit too easy to be fair. His back style looks kind of fun. I'm down. Also, but it's not what you think. That's what you do. The next cycle. Who's Becky Stan? The desert country. Fuck yeah. He also has the bragging rest to say he's been to his Baker Stan. Because do you know anyone else? No, I think they have a line to get. Yeah, it sounds fun. I just wanted to know what's there. And to understand. Yeah, what's there to do? Let's come to. And pull in the market. He's like, I want to market. We ate some grapes. I was like, oh, cool. Such frivolous activities. Incredible. What would you do if you had a year? Same. Probably just travel. Wow. So lame, isn't it? Rubbish. All right. I'll rename myself to butter chicken G had. Cause in Chinchol, you know, I would start turmoil online. I'm going to see it. Too late. Why too late? But this is Chinchol. I don't know. This is the mindset though. I'm trying to think. By going forward. Yeah. Cause I feel like I'm 36 in a few years. He's probably a fucking cyclothalmer. You getting run out of my lories. Fucking hell. He's the last one. You run into the lorry. The lorry didn't seem to come. Anyway, I kind of like. What if this? What do you do now? What happens next? You know, and what happens next? What happens next? You look for a sequel to life. I feel like I've done a lot of cool shit. Yeah. I met Ken Watanabe. I saw you. I'm doing it. And you've found this closed. Clothes shop. I met Prince Andrew. At least castle. I want to say having an prince. You smell like a goat. I, you know, the bit like Elon Musk. He has a connection. He doesn't have a connection guard on here, Chris. He's weirdly into the pizza. Yeah. Everybody fucking came to least castle. I thought, okay, okay. Everybody did. They came to you. You offered something that couldn't look at that. Fucking hell. I think you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're the, the question you're framing it like damn. How can I like? Well, I think I'm having a midlife crisis. Yeah. Wow, I made a lot of money, but I've heard you killed my car. There are courses right here. - Yeah, deep in this. - You know you even have kids yet, Chris? - I've been blasted, I said to Sean, I think you're having a mid life crash. - He's like, "You're like in the middle, yeah?" I'm like, "I've long gone past you." - I'm like, "I've passed the middle." - I've gone way more. - And it's like, "What, what do you do?" - It's a perfect retirement. Like, you know what's fucked up? - I don't think I would have been charged on this. - I get bored, you know? I'd just be like, "Why did winter church "will live similar?" - That's a great idea. - What the fuck is? - What's in church role? - He was 90 years old. - I really wanted to do this video with Chris. - We try and drink like and live a Winston Churchill day. - I don't think you'll survive. - But the thing is, is that he smokes like five cigars a day. - Yeah. - And he drank like. - His breakfast was whiskey. - He was like, "Yeah, he would drink "a whole bottle of champagne for lunch." - Yeah. - "A whole bottle of like, a trash taste episode." - He was fucking out. - He never stopped eating. - This shit he did. - He never said 90, and I'm like, "I just had big life "as I said." - He said, "He said that, he said that, he said that." - How did he live till 90? - Apparently, he would hold weight in World War T with only shell. - And he was pretty like lucid until that time. - Try it out. - Apparently, it was like cocaine and stuff. But he took a lot of drugs. - So sick. - Toss it. - Maybe he took so many things that he found, the perfect balance. - Maybe he was like the Mr. Burns with the hands. - He's the one who broke so many things. - He just, you're so sick. - But they all just balance, all the toxins just balance each other out. - Plus my zero. - Yeah, maybe. - Maybe you're right. - But what smoke? - What? - I said fuck. - No. - Every kilometer we smoke a cigarette. (laughing) - Thanks, I can. - 100 kilometers a day. - 500 cigarettes. - That's a much, that's a much, that's a much, that's easy to. - Easy time. (laughing) - Fucking hell. - Well yeah, no, it's, as he old it, as I've done. - Fucking hell, he's done it. - Yeah, only you. - Like, what are a few months of high? - A part. - A half. - A half. - Look, we've had all the breaks. - Wait, what the fuck are you doing? - Are you all free? - Are you all free? - Wait a minute. - He liked me. - He liked, I've drugged two. - I didn't have lunch. - Fuck off. - I had two PG chicken. - There's a chicken right there. - Two PG chicken. - Look at my plate, look at my plate. - Where a few months are hard. It's like, what direction, what do you do? Where do you get? What do you tell your friend? - If you have to start again, YouTube from today. - Yeah. - You've nothing, no connections, nothing. Just the knowledge that you have now. - What would you do? - Would you succeed if you reached out to YouTube today? - I think I would. (laughing) - Right you. So it's complicated. - No, 'cause I have an unfair advantage. As a kid, I love making how much of videos is sticking about on the camcorder. - Yeah. - And I taught myself to edit. - Okay. - At the age of like 12. - Okay. - So I love doing it at that age. And I think I'd have carried that thing. - You still wouldn't figure it out even. - And I love films and I studied it. And I wanted to be a filmmaker. I wasn't just like, I come here as a teacher, I'm gonna vlog. It was kinda like, I wanted to be a filmmaker. I freed the dream in the bit. Then I moved to Japan. And then I was like, oh wait, I can make videos again now. I wonder the guys are doing something interesting. - What about you? - What? - Same question to you. - No. - Got. - What was the question? (laughing) - If you started today as YouTube, right? - Yeah. - Clean slate. You have to start YouTube channel, giga today. But you don't have any connection to anything. All you have is the knowledge of like giga. - Yeah. - You knew everything, the masterclass. Would you succeed? - Yeah, 'cause you would cover anime again. And there's not that many folks do it. - It's easy. No one's making anime content now. - They've tried. - The Lord knows they've tried. - But then, you know, if you come into Japan as a creator and you wanna do Japan content, you have to go through the gaudela of 20 content. - It's a vending machine. - I think they in my life. - That's why I said no. - Right. - I don't like that kind of content now. - There's also the sort of paradox you have to make obnoxious 20 content together. - I couldn't bring myself to do it. - There's also a lot of like, you know, you need a lot of money, it's right. It's kind of expensive to do some of these things. - Well, you just come into Tokyo and I can't do it. And just do it on your free time. - Yeah, but that was back when you could just film your fucking liver movie and be like, it's a fucking chair. - It's a mirror. - The daily life of a salary. - No, no, no. - I thought you were going to be like, "Dude, I'm as much more than that." (laughing) - So I saw you react to my video. I love I always see Conner Rantig about me in one of his fucking clips. - What the fuck are you doing? - Who did you get me the five star trade-age brand? - No, 'cause he did. - He had no idea what you should do. - This train that was seen as unachievable. Unchievable. - No, I thought you was a cheagle. - We just cost a lot of money. - That much. - Like 20 grand. - And then. - You could spend 20 grand. - I have 20 grand. - I'm more than a cheagle. - So maybe American Pete. - What the fuck? Why is Pete worth 20 grand now? - He's getting that piece. - So he didn't buy this train for me that he promised to me by the way. - And then Sophia and I got that. - I'm still not here. - I've got, I've got. - I've got. - How's it going? - Fucking slow this fight. - I don't know. - She made a video doing this train. - She was like, "It cost me $9,000." - I was like, "I'll see you soon." - She did buy lottery system. - Oh, so you're too much? - Which is like, you might get it, you might not. - I could guarantee the train, but it was gonna be like 20 grand. - Start applying. - No. - Why can't we do the train? - 'Cause it's money not well spent. - Well disburning. - I'm not gonna give you a fuck. - The world is burning. - Stupid train experience. - It's your excuse for not taking me on this. - But like, any solution that's just like, throw money at it, that's not good in my books. I think, I think, I think, - Originality. - Oh, shit. - What the hell are you talking about? You are the number one proprietor of throw money in the problem. - Where the fuck are you? I want my wacky weekends or journeys or whatever. - You just want to torture me. - Ingenuity. - Ingenuity. - Ingenuity. - Anybody can go always to five star fucking hotel with free money in it. - Which you've done? - But I know, quite for free. We're going for free. - We did get it from Fahe. - Yeah, I remember we met Alistair. He was a very fancy British man who ran the hotel. I didn't know that name was real. I didn't know that people actually would call that. It's like, "Hey, what's this hotel?" What do you need? Tell me, I'll get it done. And you're like, "It's no age, beef." Make sure there's no end to snow age. - I just don't think throwing money is good. - I disagree. - Well, you should throw your money. - Yeah. - But like, you're actually a special, you throw money at like a Switzerland trip. - Yeah. - That's cool. - What's the trade is for the cool? - What's stopping you from making your abroad in Japan film? - Balls. - I have no question. - Well, you know, you did it right. You put your money where your mouth is. You spent a lot of time on it. - Yeah. - It's a daunting, scary thing. I have, I'm at a point in my life where I have sort of resources and to sort of put it off to some extent. - Yeah, I have the, there is nothing stopping me except the world to do it and the fear of jeopardizing everything else. - See, just, you have to sort of write off six months plus. - Yeah. - You wrote your second book. You said yes to one of the most stressful times in your life. - But you're not jeopardized months for that. - Yeah. - But like coming up with an idea for a film that is huge, that excites you enough to really go for it. Like take the bath, that was like a really original awesome idea. - Oh, thank you. - If I was gonna do a film, I wouldn't wanna be like, you wake up at night, I am. - But I do think you've heard of it. - It has to be like something. - Do you know what drove me? - I had an opportunity where an annery producer just said, "Hey, do you have an idea?" And I just lied and said, "Yes." And I had two weeks come up with it. (laughing) - That's not an awesome. - I think the idea is never gonna be that lightning in a bottle. - It's never gonna be a bottle. - Also, you've told me ideas for films that you wanna make. - Yeah. - And I've always thought they were good ideas. - Yeah, I've got one idea that I thought up two years ago and I still like it enough that I would consider it. - Yeah. - But, why don't you do that? - 100,000 dollars. - Oh, I'm convinced. - All right, fucking. - Well, depends on what you wanna do. - So, mate, you fucking saved at least 30K on the train. You can fucking put that to your office. - Actually, fucking. - Fucking train budget towards you. - You can put that to your office. - It would require hundreds of thousand dollars. And also, a film involves lots of people. - Yes. - As you would have found out with Man, you've got a whole team working on it. - Yes. - And that pressure of not laying down a team is quite a scary thing. I would need actors and I would need cinematographers and sound designers. All these people. - Yes. - And you're not just becoming the idea person, you're becoming the manager of all of that. - Yes. - And so, yeah. I think if I could just sort of put a broad hundred pound hold for six months plus, then maybe I'd consider it. But so, is that what you would do if you had a year left to live? - Yeah, I'd make a film. - Actually, good day again. We've, we've, there you go. - You've got to have a poison, like venom. - If we're drawing it from me. - If, if what I'd make a film. - If you're going through your midlife crisis and what doesn't drive you anymore is making a content for money, which is clearly not since you are a, let me ladies you for a second. You're a best selling, Sunday times best selling author. You know, you've, you've got time for side projects. You can take six months off YouTube and do a creative endeavor and feel the fulfillment of doing something like that, you know? - Maybe. - Well, it's, it's just a scary thing. And also, you know, - Oh, it's a hundred pounds scary. - And also like, you know, doing something like that. If it failed, the fear of failure is a big thing. - Oh, you could have, you could have not, your book could have flopped. And I could have failed. - Yeah, like anything it failed. - Yeah. - If you're looking at whole life. - But making a film is really, it's, it's pretty tough stuff. - It is. - Yes. - What's the saying that people have never failed or the people have never tried? - Hmm. - Maybe. (laughing) - But you made a film. (laughing) - I haven't made a film. I love to one day, but it's tough. I don't know, I think maybe, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's holding me back. You maybe are, you're holding me back. I'm doing it. It's annoying. It is annoying. I should just give it to it. (laughing) It's not actually a bad thing. It's a bad thing. I think there's a fear that I'll do it, and then it won't live up to my imagination or how I perceive it to be, and maybe I'll be able to. This is what I admire about Ghana. You always want to just fucking make something and then do the next thing. Yeah, I can make Barn better. I've reached the finish line, and I had learned so much from it, but I wouldn't know that if I just started the journey. We're all putting in a very friendly thing. It's the same as YouTube, you know? We had the same thing with YouTube, we didn't know that if we can make good videos not, and we slowly learned along the way, did Barn make you want to keep going? Oh fuck yeah. Oh fuck yeah. You want to shout out about it. No, I mean, it's, for me, I fucking love creative projects. Well, you said the world up really well. Are you gonna take us back into the world? I would love to, but right now I'm from working on Barn. I just realized I really want to develop my story-telling skills, like even more. Maybe we've already booked, you know, who knows? But, well, we're talking about like fiction the other day, right? Like how you've been wanting to like get into more like science fiction and fantasy and stuff like that. Yeah. Well, Joey, Joey getting into philosophy. I've been like after hearing Joey talk about it. I was like, I want to get into philosophy. But it was not for the same reasons as Joey, but for like, I think it would give me a much more grounded basis to like think about conflict and stuff like that. So it's just for me, I'm just constantly on just like trying to develop skills, develop training for myself, you know. I started a journal for no other reason. I used to do that, but I got self-conscious that somebody would find it and it'd be like, kill Connor. Every page and the blood. I'm just saying. It's just a bit blurring this journal of here. Yeah. Kill locking kids. Locking kids. Kill C don't. No trains. No trains. How long do you do it for? I did it when I was a lot younger, actually. Yeah. It is good journaling. Yeah, I do think it is good to withdraw a lot of the ideas from you. You know, I'm just tired of just living days and being like, I can't remember what I thought this day, but I feel like I'm going to go thought this day, you know. I don't want to know what I thought ten years ago. It's a fucking dumb person. Philosophy led to this. What do you say for philosophy? What were you? I mean, this past like, maybe six months to a year, I've been just like, not only just like reading a lot more books, but like I finally was like, I'm going to start like reading philosophy because I've always wanted to get into it. So like, obviously started off where everybody else starts off, like, you know, the plateaus and the marcus arreliuses and all that kind of stuff. Meditations. Yeah, meditations, exactly. Like, meditations was the one day like kind of like kickstarted it for me. And right now I'm working through like Adler and like young and Freud and all those guys. Because like, I've always just been curious about like that world. And how has this affected your life? It's like reaffirmed a lot of things that I had already thought about. It was never certain about as well as introduce me to new concepts that I kind of never gave a second thought. If that makes sense. So that's been good. It's like, it's opened up my wall view on all sorts of different ideas. And it's just like helped me to understand people better. I think which is one of the good things. What's your favorite philosophical quote? Favorite philosophical quote? I'll be inspired. I leave here today. What is my favorite philosophical quote? This can be the way to end it all. End it all. The episode with Jerry Quote. No, don't put that on me. The episode is going to end with a quote from Jerry. Forget it once to live and treat each day as a separate life. What's that from? Ternic, I think. Hey, perfect. No, that's not my. No, you've got to fuck off. How mother fuck? Don't be. I don't remember any like specific quotes. That's your great story. You don't bitch. You don't bitch. You don't fucking take any fuzz to the last man. Oh, fuck it happens. We've got profundity. I'm never going to recover from that. That's going to be on my team. You're fucking quate. You've changed your body for spitting. I don't know. I'm fucking done. I'm still li-reeling from the fact that I said, okay. There's city of life. I'm not going to recover from that. There's city of Chongqing, the most racist and nearby flipping their name. Why are you looking at the cat? Why are you still drinking strong zero? I thought it'd be fun. I'm 35. I'm still two weeks away. You're like the fucking fam-- You're on the mid-life price. I have a drunk alcohol barely since December. And so this is a special time. 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