Morbus Crohn (CED)

[Avallistus] Tiedet se, miten vältä toximatkampilleistä kontuu. Tiedän pitämään pilleet laivalla. Let's party! Nyt laivalle huippu enoliseen äkkilähtä hintaan. Vara heti, taliksi liapistefi. Noni, lähetäk laivalle. Daily respo-content, että you won't find on the radio show. The Hodaki Breakfast Podcast. Good morning, welcome along to the first part of the theory of the first podcast toximatkampille. The Day of Our Lord. 4 August 2020. Choose the A. What's the other choose the A? Can I ask you guys a question? What's with the kind of person that defaults to I'm going to complain about something and their default is you wouldn't want this to go on social media now, would you? Oh, as a threat, you mean? Yeah, I had an incident on Saturday night. I went to watch my brother's band and I was doing sound for them and I was standing behind the bar. You wouldn't want your brother's band on social media, and uh. No, no, I helped. I filmed a few clips and we put them on social media. But then this, they had the water jug next to me, because it was at the bar, it was behind the bar. And I was trying to do the sound, so I had my laptop in front of me doing the sound. And this old fella comes up and he's just like, "Fill up the water jug." And I was like, "Oh, nah, sorry, I'm just doing the sound." "Fill up the water jug." And I thought he was kidding around at first. He was like, "Oh, I'm just doing the sound, man." One of the best stuff I could do there for you is like, "Fill up the water jug, mate." And I was like, "Oh, you're not joking, are you?" And then he goes, "Won't want me to take this complaint to social media now, would you?" And I was just like, "I would love to." I would too. It's just like, what is. That's how you use it. I was just like to me who doesn't work here and say that I didn't fill up a water jug there. And put that on social media. I'd love that. I don't know. You should've said yes. Why did you do, fill up the water jug? No, I didn't. I just awkwardly realised that he wasn't kidding around. And so. And he thought you worked there? Yeah. He was just on my left and I slowly just kept turning away from him. And then eventually he went and complained to his friends instead. Maybe he went on social media. Oh, true. And when he tries to close the gap, he's going to walk straight into that upper cut and then feed him. It's just bothered me for 72 hours. He doesn't seem to be aware of what your role was. Nah. I don't know. It was fairly obvious. I had a big screen in front of me and lots of levels and was. What's obvious to you? It's not obvious to a muppet. He sang he's a muppet. Yeah, a fucking moron. He's an absolute muppet. He's obviously think somehow because you are involved in the bar. Doing sound for the band, you also do water. And all that sort of stuff. Was this threat to take it to social media that if a bar doesn't have water, then it's a problem? I think he just thought I had a fucking attitude problem. Because I wasn't listening to his. Editune problem request. I mean, the other option you could have done is you could have gone and filled it up with water and then poured it up. Or was he all over the fucking top of him or passed that? You want some water? Yeah, sure. Drink up. It's not my job. I don't work here but I just thought maybe you needed to cool down. You look cool, yeah. Brother, yeah. Yeah, it's a nice little. He didn't need to fucking go down. Now, keeping distance. Yeah. And then personally, I go overhand right. So you're a lot of my powers derived from quite enclosed. So that's where the uppercut works for me. Yeah, that's just overhand right. I've got my distance going already and then I can just pull back. But not on the watershane cam and say, not on the top of the head. And his hand was fucked when I shook it. Yeah, it was. It was. Can you guys hear just a slight buzz? I don't know what that is. I thought it was that water feature that we got last year. Might have been set back up. No, I can't. It sounds like I can hear what sounds like a slight overhear projector that's humming in the back end. Yeah. Is that where you can hear? Yeah. Yeah, look, that kind of stuff, fucking inferiorism in there is the exact kind of thing. I would have caused a mess because as soon as you cut him on like, I'll just go, it's so far in the wrong here. That's guys really wrong and he's really passionate about what he's not. Yeah. So that's when I started interrogating. Sorry, what do you want me to do? You want me to, why should I have to fill that up? Go post it to fucking social media, don't get fucked. I just also, who gives a fuck? Like, tag in who gives a fuck? Yeah. Make sure you tag in. Tag in. I just had nothing. Who gives a fuck? You're probably thinking about what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought he was joking. That was the problem. I thought he was kidding around. And then I was like, short old man that he was old. I love being in those situations where you can just walk away. So I just walk off. I'm like, "Oh, no!" Get on your mat. He did have a bit of that. I don't feel sped up, thanks. I'm sure old man as well, you can really keep him at distance with the jab. With the jab? Oh, yeah, just get, like, you know, there's no way you can get near you. He's going to get a little tap in the face every time he gets anywhere near you. And he's got a commit. There's only one way in and that is you've got to commit on the inside. And he's going to come around that jab and that's what he had been. It's not social media that fixes those problems. It's good old school dust ups. You know what I mean? I feel like we've lost the art of the old school dust up. And now people have forgotten that there's real-world consequences have been in dick out there. And so they just go around asking people to fill up water jugs for them. And then threaten to put it on social media. I can put this over hand right on social media, brother. Ous! I've seen some pretty aggressive old people in cars. Like, from the safety of your car, they're aggressive horn beeping and then some really angry gesticulation. It's like, you're an old person. You should get that crap in there. Yeah, yeah. This is not a good. You don't have to make sure you pick the right person. Yeah. Cause you're going to catch someone who doesn't give a fuck. This is all I'm going to do. I'll follow you home, brother. Someone backed into me at the parking lot in the Waimedi New World Wave way back in the day. I was parked in my car and I could see him backing out and I was like, he's not saying my car. I was still in my park. I hadn't even done my car on. Like, shit, he's going to backstrain him. He's going to backstrain him. Look at him. There was Gapsey that said to me and I could just tell I was right in his blind spot. He couldn't see me and he'd be back straight into my car. And I hopped out and I was like, what the fuck? And he just started nothing off straight away. He's like, fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the. And I was like, what? I haven't. My car hasn't moved. I never even turned it on and he's like, "Ah, it's not your fault. It's the way they designed it." I told them when they designed this car park, a car park, so fuck that was. I was like, "Ah." Was this early-hand drive in career? Maybe. Yeah, I'd have been like 19, 20, something like that. 21 maybe. I told them when they designed this car. Yeah, he was going on about the fucking lay out of the car park. What the fuck got to do with me? I don't know. I don't know. So I fed him a few upper carts. Get back in and move that car. I'm going to get out of here. Yeah. Can I have that road rage incident earlier in the year with the woman going down the motorway? Oh, she was chasing me. She was blocking me, the high speed chase. And the van. I was just reminded of that the other day. Oh, yeah. And the high-o is van. Don't about 150. Yeah, doing plus. Yeah. And then she's. And then I thought, "Oh, she's going to ram me." She's going to ram me. She's right up. We're going 100 along the expressway and she is like, I don't know. 20 centimetres away. I guess 20 centimetres. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. You know, right beside me. Yeah. I'm like, "Oh." The pullover was good. Oh. What now? I need a good old school road rage incident happened to him. He was just telling us yesterday. Shocking. I'm near Genea Poghys. He wasn't involved and that's the shocking part. Like road on the North Shore. Yeah. Frustrating road. Fuck that road sucks. I don't get anywhere on that road. And there were just two people having a dust up. The cars parked right next to each other and they were having a full-on knockdown drag out. Slob and knock it. And they were all on to the footpath and that. And apparently some fella jumped out of. Funnily enough, it's Suzuki Swift. A lot of the best of us drive them. And we're over and pulled them apart. Big bass. We're over and grabbed like shirt collar them both. Pulled them apart and said, "Get back in your cars." Get back in your cars. Yeah, as you idiot. And then he did. A few go. I can't. The reason I'm not a big. This is a Suzuki Swift for Gelanti. Yeah. Oh, there's a few of us. You. That could be you just driving around all day long. We call it Swift Justice. Yeah. (Laughter) When you're not on the radio, you're just cruising around looking for moments that you can break people up. Yeah. You know, you're just looking for road-roage situations that you can diffuse. And Swift Justice. Swift Justice. A pink Suzuki Swift. Doesn't it sound like a, um, like a 80s TV show? Swift Justice. When no one else is around to help you. It's called, "You don't do Swift Justice." And the Suzuki Swift sign goes up in the year. It's just that yes that big yes just goes out there and then here we come And the manual yeah in the manual with the fucking fan belt squeal It's great though cuz you can get around the outside of traffic and stuff like that up on the Problems at all that's worth pocket remit Like I pull up and then execute a perfect parallel park Hop out took right what's going on here? Minoas Stewart is swift justice swift justice. Do you get a siren for swift justice? No, I think it's gonna be it's gonna be real grassroots I think you know, no nothing that would mark out you're just in a swift and you're all just Big bastards. Yeah, although I think a mask like just just something that goes over your eyes Yeah, just so people don't know exactly who you are So the east turn sideways yeah just across your eyes with two holes in it and That way you can keep being a radio host by day Well actually by morning. Yeah, and then by day your swift justice and Nobody knows it's you because you're by day your a mob man is radio Yeah, he's like it's a swift justice is like Batman but with no resources Can I table some theme music Swift justice I like it All right I think they're kind of undermines the I'm gonna pull up and dust someone on the side of the road What is the end of life? Yeah, that is a bit janky That nice with justice from justice swift justice and then you what do you throw the crewman crew back in the back? Say the Not a lot of space. Yeah, now you you hail a nober and you put them in another I've seen them send them back to the shop. Yeah, you work in conjunction with ewe in Your part you you have a number of partners that you work with Yeah, they're like wine brown Yeah, how do you respond to all the questions that you're working in go to Swift justice? You work with the museum police you work with council ewe and Also Maori wardens as well. Yeah They just call it swift justice that takes too long for the cops to get there but if he calls swift justice Wine browns fronting a press conference is like well look if the bloody police are gonna do anything about it We're gonna do something so I call in swift justice And here he comes yeah, and sometimes it came a problem if you're sort of stuck in the North Western You know in some traffic and the North Western but you'll get there no, but the good people of the North Western are so familiar with me that they know He comes swift justice and it's just me flesh my life to get the hazards gone And they part like an ambulance is coming through and he comes swift justice 5,000 reaves on the Donald dogs And I guess in the in the Swift you get to use the berms as well. You can use the inside lines the bus lines Yeah, yeah the bus lady comes you to load the bus like he comes swift justice to hear it on the bus line on the North Sometimes you use I suppose you know you'd have to use public transport times when the swifts in the shop Getting done pull up in an Uber just the sorts of drama. I was going on it. Aren't you swift justice? Yeah, sorry, the shop swifts in the shirt rusts come back Just around the corner getting sorted out. I should probably have a next morning, but anyway, what's going on? Swift justice oh mate that that seems like a problem solved That seems like a will be on an episode of moon TV. Yeah, if he comes swift justice. Yeah, I'm like it's own TV series Yeah, when the speeder cops can't answer Yeah, when there's no one else to turn to Would you come to low-level things like I'll make the fucking going fill up the water joke You're making me feel uncomfortable at a bus. What would you have done? Oh well, you've already talked about it I would have done what I would have done what Jerry said fill the thing up and then pour it over It's just and then give them some sort of cool parting line like Love Yeah, so it's low-level kind of god that's swift justice And then I and then on my way out I throw my most recent parking ticket to the person I just held out. I pay that for me I Yeah, I do with low-level for cars. A people can't be you know if it's not something that you would call the cops for But it is really pissing you off You call swift justice. How would you have you gone on ram raids and stuff like that like Would have you involved yourself in ram raids was that too complicated from a from a From a vigilante justice. Yeah, perspective. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I could have got the car in between In between them. Oh, I don't know what's like and half the cars were demios and swifts that were being sort of Yeah, yeah, so you've got swift on swift and you swift on swift away. Yeah, and your one's got a boom box Yeah, so which helps yeah, it's not a great ram raid because not a lot of boot space Yeah, that's not a great ram riding car. So do you reverse on with the ram raid? I think you generally but again my my boots know good this you want us to down you want us to down or even that's why the demio is good great boot space in a demio fit for people and um But I probably wouldn't be stopping like a ram raid on a Michael Hill or a large chain But I'd be looking after you manpower your mom and pop shops Or like dearest if it's just some guy in there Swift justice. We've just been right Then I pull up and I put the sickies there And then I take one myself I'm one of those Here I've managed to recover 19 Stoke Yeah, the hunting's been in the than the news interviews of others like smoking like anytime you call just some guy and this is a kiss You know, he's gonna take something some kind of text. Yeah, there's good. You get a favor something But you know pay the tax man you gotta pay the paper and um, we're just grateful that he's providing this kind of service Yeah, I'm stuffing ram raids. What I think one of the crime but crime issues we got New Zealand Swift justice could deal could deal with um Kids kids in the classrooms. I pull up and dust the kid in the classroom Yeah, I think that would be surely your specialty Cuz it seems like dust and kids. Yeah, it seems like you were pretty good on that yesterday during the show You got a pretty good pretty good tactic. Shane Shane like the Shane loved it. Shane you exactly So I thought I was full of shit when I was uh Shadow box in there and then I showed it you did and then when I showed it to Shane Cameron He's like oh, yeah, he's like yeah, yeah, so you keep him at distance and this is with no sound. Yeah Just just the expression of the body. Yeah, he's like okay, so you keep him at distance and then he before I even threw the uh The uppercut he goes and then when he closes the distance he saw it coming from a while I thought the uppercut is like you throw the uppercut. Yeah, no, he was very intensive technically He was he was really happy with it. Great minds. Yeah, great minds He he made the same reads that I did. Yep against that 10 year old. Yeah, actually We should have maybe gone just to maybe give us one or two other options as to what you could do in that situation Yeah, he was okay with the overhand. Yeah, he was okay with the overhand right he was yeah But he was he was most happy with the uppercut. Yeah, well it's quite low though because depending on the height of the cab That's why I thought the overhand would come in quite handy Yeah, because you you know if he if you have got a height advantage to that cat No, imagine you would to an unrolly 10-year-old then you would sure how would you you have to get real low to get on to get down under the jaw I would be low Obviously, I'm just shadow boxing the knee drop the back knee Yeah, well I'm being a stance, you know, I'd probably be a little bit more because I'm trying to keep him at range I'm probably a little bit more spread. Yep, and then And that's where I'm just that's the the power's coming through there. Yeah, but again You don't have to hit him that hard because they're moving into you and that's the beauty That's the beauty of the uppercut is that you're using their momentum against him accuracy is what you need there It's interesting how he was talking Shane Cameron used to know about like what part of the head you're looking to hit like really looking to Zoning on the exact place I just I just big get trying to hit somewhere just that head. Yeah, they're here