"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman) (RE-RELEASE)

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And I'm former US One's National Soccer Team player, Carly Lloyd. And on our new podcast, whatever it takes, nothing is off limits. I played with players that didn't truly love the game. I found the love with the ball at my foot. I don't care what I'm being asked to do at Fox. I'm going to go get some reps and love it and embrace it. Listen to whatever it takes with Carly Lloyd and Jenny Taft on the "I Heart" radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Look, man. Oh, I see him. I'm alive. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes, it is. Wow. Last culture is that-- Ding dong, last culture is that's calling. We needed some laughter today. Oh, yes. On a week like this, I used to dream. It was better days. I used to dream, and I hoped I'd never wake up. I had my first amazing sleep of-- I guess the year, but I guess the last six months. Oh, I've been sleeping so bad. What would you attribute you're a good sleep to? No more, I'm ask. No more. Oh, you're not using it anymore? It's crazy. I think it's the winter time. This is so deeply boring to talk about. But I-- Then let's just skip it. Let's skip. I want to hear-- No, no, no. I don't like the posture. I don't like the posture that you have right now. Frogass, bitch. Frogass, bitch. You're a frogass, bitch. Well, because I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like this. What's next? Go ahead. And so why don't we just-- So you had a first thing you wanted to say in quotes. Is this the first thing? Sarah brought a gun to the studio. That's what she wanted us to say. You better-- I have a first thing to say. And you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests. Ask me again what was the culture that we say culture is for me. What's your explanation for this? I have to say like this because as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head. Which means what is my hair a triangle? A pyramid head like in Silent Hill? I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no. I just like know, if you guys were my friends, you would be like, girl, you do have triangle heads and I, but that's OK and just rock it. I told you what you have. You have-- it's not a triangle shape. It's an isosahedron, a 20-sided figure, not the name. Because I said-- An isosahedron. Boots. Can you look that up? 20-sided. A 20-sided figure, I think is an isosahedron. Oh my god. I thought you were kidding for being hilarious at this point. I don't know what it was for me. I spoke Saigon. Isosagon? Isosagon. I saw the TV Saigon. I saw the TV glow-stick. I had to drink the other night. I saw it, Saigon. Our guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before. And she is, you know, just one of our great friends. Whatever great-- although this is-- I can't just say the power of the room, directed by Jane Champion, the power of the room. This is the first time we've been in the room together. No! That's crazy. I took a very short hiatus. I believe it was a one episode hiatus. Because you were in Vegas in Kelly Clarkson. I was in Vegas doing my thing. And you were the guest. And I was like, great. Now I have to have her turn obviously right back around and come back. That's actually crazy. Why? Because there was one episode you weren't on. And it just happened to be the episode that your sister was on. I know. It was a long island. A long island runner. Running. We like the same things. I guess but your thing is going to Vegas in Kelly Clarkson. It could be yours. It could be yours too. You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah Chinaya. Oh my God. I literally just found out that I'm available and I'm going. Mariah Chinaya, do that mean I am available too? Yes. It means you're available too. You want to come? We want to come. Wait, Vegas. Vegas lost. We're going to have such a ball. Vegas come a loss. Sarah's favorite thing is, let's examine this. What could be troubling is she always, every week, is going, we're blocking out this week at the after party. By the way, first of all, never once happens. And number two, guess how much it takes me to black out? Maybe four and a half point two sips of one in an entire tonne. Oh, you're not a tank at all. Oh, no, not a Sherman tank as they would like to think. Pancakes on the ceiling after a sip. Pancakes on the ceiling. That's disgusting. Well, to black out immediately. I thought, wait, is pancakes on the ceiling meeting? You put off some hard projects out. It hits the ceiling and never comes wild. No, I just like random sauce. Wait, what's the reason you were sitting like that? So I could just like kind of like, you wouldn't really see the triangle. There's no triangle. You know what I'm saying? Guys, I just like to meet Ron, the correct name of it. It's not a nice toss to gun. She clearly said, Becca clearly said she couldn't pronounce it. She threw a bunch of sounds together her in her mouth and whispered to us. You were Becca's playing it. That's for sure. Rob Becca. Rob. I've never even thought of you as being a Rob Becca. You're Becca. That's how I've always felt. Wait, your neck was literally not to be like-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's bringing it Rebecca necklace. Wait, no. Because my mother was like, this is my gift to you in very Latin fashion. I'm going to give you a giant gold-- With your name on it. With your name on it. OK, so good. But I always go like that. OK, it's very formal to me to be your-- Rebecca is sort of like how you forget that my phone name is Matthew. If you really think about it for even two seconds, you'll remember. Right. But you wouldn't have known. Oh, wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole should be your stage name. Sarah, Sarah Nicole. That's my like alley. It's like you're-- I don't really like Billboard. It's like, I just want to see like an Angelina's photo and like all over it with just Sarah Nicole. You be titties. Rockin' out. I want to Rebecca name play that says Jewish American princess. Wow, I'm Sarah Nicole. Wow. Pump it up with Sarah Nicole, Jewish American princess. Don't you know pump it up? We have to get into it. Everyone, please welcome into your ears. Sarah Sherman. Sarah Triangle, sure, man. Sarah Triangle, what's the first thing you-- Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole, what was the first thing you had to say? You remember what was that? That was it, the triangle. I tried to get it out of the way. I just had it because I knew everybody was going to be like, sorry, your readers are going to be opening the book and seeing that I-- What? I don't like the way that you bid. You had poison venom wrapped around every word of that. Your readers are going to open the book. I'm being-- I'm feeling naughty today. I guess there's Sarah's-- Notty today. There's something I can't stop thinking about as we're watching the new season of the traitors. Sarah's bolted down to that show basically being people being to each other. What? People think you're doing this, this. You're being evil. You're being evil. It's like all reality and pretends to melt away. You forgot what all pretends. But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game. Right. No, I love that. I love it. I love it. And people are really crying hard and feel betrayed. Like when-- OK, so spoiler alert for the traitors. If you haven't watched yet, we're going to talk a little bit about it. When he got voted out, he was like-- Oh, that's crazy. You were so up. You were so up. You were so up, Rob. You're a cop. That was shut up. You got him, but-- Last year because he was so overwhelmed. Oh my god, yes. I forgot to jump out of the box, sir. Yeah. And that was like the encapsulation of the problem, which is like people-- they're forgetting that it's a game. And they're like literally like you're literally being evil. And I'm thinking you are evil. And your behavior is evil. And it's been evil. Ever since the traitors were chosen. Ever since Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since Alan made his choice. Like, as Alan coming himself is actually picking. But there's something important in the tone that Sarah is embodying, which is-- You're being evil. You're being evil right now. Which you guys think is like-- Daring is acting evil right now. Daring is acting really evil. And it's like forgetting the fact that it what-- Well, that's why they have to say Alan coming chose. Yeah, right. So that they remember that evil is not inherent. It's a construction. It's a construction. It's a construction-- the sauce and they go like, they start crying. They're like, I have to leave because evil is a foot. - Do you think that people can hear us a question? - Do you believe people are born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? - And this actually goes into the other second thing I had to say with the coming into the studio with a gun. - We didn't even know you had a second thing. - Right, you didn't tell us anything. - We just knew there was a first thing. - Remember when I texted you guys and I was like, so when are you gonna ask me like, what culture is for me? - We already asked you the first time you were on the show. - Years ago. - We actually had, we've had it. - Pee we, we understand. - Pee we, you know what I'm talking about it again. - There is a different, and it explains actually how I feel about the nature of good and evil. - Okay, okay. - Because actually, and you're-- - So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you, Sarah? Tell us, tell us. - This is the laughing episode. (laughing) - It's the worst one. - Literally, well, it can be explained. Let's just take a moment because we're about to miss the worldwide meditation 'cause we're recording this podcast in honor of David Lynch's memory. - I was just gonna say, you're the perfect person to have on this week to talk about David Lynch. - For many reasons. - For many reasons. - Cause it's the laughing episode. - It's the laughing episode. The substance is about to rack up lots of offspring on it. - It's about to rack. I think I was literally thinking I was sitting on the toilet as I, you know, as I do, as we all do. - Were you doing your best thinking and shitting? - Of course. - And actually did you find out, that's what I was gonna say? - What? - Did you know you're not supposed to sit on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes? - Have you ever heard of something more unfair? - It's really, it's such a beautiful place. - It's the best place to remain. - Yeah, I love remaining there. - Whoa. - I said that sometimes and I'm like, I'm gonna remain. - Remain. - Not exit, remain. - No, I will remain. - What am I thinking of what remains? Is that an Oprah's bestseller? - What remains? - Oprah's bestseller. - Is that an Oprah's bestseller? - What remains? - Do you, does anyone have the capability of? - You're thinking of what lies beneath. - What lies beneath? - You're thinking of what happened by Hillary Clinton. (laughs) - Which was about the election. - But her name. - You're thinking of what? - What's it that I've got to do? - I have to do. - Then what remains? Oh awesome. - What remains? - Another thing I've access in a dream. - I think you're thinking of. - So there's a film from two that's what remains. - Couldn't be that. - You're thinking of The Good Earth by Pearl S. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - So what was the culture that made you say culture? - I do think, I really, I think we, we do have to be taking a moment for last culture is just to say David Lynch. - Okay, so I think, I admit to you that I basically know nothing, I am so illiterate with David Lynch. - We've actually been saying now for several months that we're gonna get into Twin Peaks. - You should, you know why you guys should, you love beautiful women and you love intrigue. - Love. - Yeah, that's actually true. - That's actually so true. - And I don't want to spoil anything, but basically in the larger, in the three season arc of Twin Peaks, you guys are looking at me so seriously. - Because you're a really interesting expert. - I just think that it's like, you guys really take women's like voices seriously. (laughing) - You literally go, you guys are being evil. (laughing) You guys are being evil. - Because I feel like really evil. - Do you think you'd be a good trader or a bad trader? - You'd be an amazing trader. - I think I would, no, because remember, every time I'm gonna sketch, I have to act serious. - Well, you're like Carolyn in a way. Like you're, like you're so hard to pin down. - Thank you for saying that. - It's like, she's acting crazy. - But she's a genius. - Right. - And it's like, you're both the same in that way everyone's like, oh, Sarah's being Sarah, but in fact, she is deep down. - But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious? - This is, this is, if you tell Sarah, she has to like be like serious or keep a straight face in the sketch. - This is the best you can do. (laughing) - Can I tell you? I noticed it. - You're doing a straight man role is my favorite thing. (laughing) - I guess it's like, we are on stage doing a comedy show by the way. - Right. - And we're supposed to be serious. - But you, but Sarah, but Sarah is truly joy personified. - And then like, I happen to be laughing and then they're like, oh, you're in a court scene and so I'm like, can you do your court face please? But Sarah was in the Nosferatu prosthetics this Saturday. She's slayed by the way. And meanwhile, like, it's supposed to look terrifying, but everyone's like, that's the most adorable person of ever. - Rubin McAllister did call me at 10 a.m. the next morning and said, did you know that you actually looked like a supermodel or was it getting sick? - You did, you were so captivating. - You've never looked where before. - You were trying to say that. Did you know you actually looked like a supermodel? - And I was like, no, I know my arms are just so skinny. I was like, insane. 'Cause like when you have a hunchback, it like kind of like does the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts here. - Oh, you do like the Liam Michelle thing, like like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You were monster. - You were monster. - I was, but like skinny, she caught cigarette dangling from the lips. - Nosfer Sarah. - Nosfer Sarah. - Monstro, Nosfer. - Heroin, she. - Nosfer Sarah too. - Nosfer, Nosfer Sarah. - Monstro Sarah, Nicole Sue. - I had a live app, Monstro Sarah Nicole. - When you say title of app, it like this I wanna hear a professional. The way it rolls off the tongue like without barrier. - That's how you know he's a professional. - That's how you know I'm professional. The way it rolls off my tongue. - I know when we get the title. And Monstro Sarah Nicole is the title. - The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack is sweating before laughing, coming out of my mouth. - That's amazing. - So I'm like, you can probably see it glistening and think it's like a douishine, but I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard. - Wait, on sweating. Just to just to talk about the traitors one more time. What is going on with Santa Claus? - Oh, I think he's on like crack. - Is he having some sort of withdrawal? - Oh. - Oh, it's withdrawal. - That's what it is. - Because here is the Vanderpump rules. - Right. - He never acts like that. He goes to a Scottish palace where they have no phones or he has to travel internationally. - Yeah. - He can't bring the drugs or the dots. He couldn't sit still and he's sweating so much more. - Totally, yes. - Can I tell you guys actually something that I was too afraid to admit, like four minutes ago? - I don't have to be afraid in here. - I, as soon as they, spoiler alert. As soon as they stop watching. - As soon as they voted after it. No, I literally, this was, I was watching with my boyfriend. I was like this. - What's the whole way? - I can't keep, I can't hold my intention. - It was actually really rough because they voted out some good people really quickly. - They fucked up. - That is fucked up. - The survivor people that have gone. It's kind of ashamed. - Yeah. - Wait, who? 'Cause then. - Tony and Jeremy. - And Jeremy, yeah. - Tony? - I'm sorry. - That's crazy. - Are you not caught up? - No, I'm not kidding. Every time I boyfriend, and I'm straight, by the way. (laughing) - That's okay. - Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my straight girl. - We sort of all chose fashion too. - What did I say about your shirt? - Tell them. - It's giving SpongeBob? - 'Cause look. - Oh, that's what you meant. - Yeah, no, I wasn't expecting that. - I was like, what SpongeBob is this? - Is this Sponge-like? - I thought she was like, "It looks like you're on a show." - I'm like. - Oh, you thought I was calling you like, random cards. - He thought you were just being a bitch. - I shake back what I said about how you guys feel about women. - Oh, yeah, exactly. - I don't think so. - It's really such a go. - I'm a messager, guys. - Huh? - I don't think so. - What about us? - What about gay guys? - Go on. - You're tight. - Rights being taken away. - You know, it's not just Katie's that listen. Some gay guys do listen still. - Hot ones too. - Yeah, Kyle's. - That's a Kyle. - That's a subgroup. We actually, we said that we would officially induct them. - No, we can't have five. - What do you mean? - They said we couldn't have two. They said we couldn't have three. They said we couldn't have four. - Kyle's. - Welcome. - Welcome. - Kyle. - We love the Kyle. That's it, you guys. It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile. - I have nothing to contribute to the conversation. I just want to sit here and smile. - Shut up. - I just want to go guys. - Can I tell you who'd be so furious about that? - All the Kyle's. - They want to hear from you. - Really? - Yeah. - Do you know that you're a gay icon? - I'm not kidding, I don't take that lightly. - You should have. - If you did, that would be fucked up. - I know. - Especially now at the time that we're in. - He's sworn in, he's getting sworn in. - Oh no, I watched the whole thing. - How was, was he served? - Can I tell you something? - Here's my three takeaways. It was hell, I'm like a funeral. Two, one nice thing I'll say. I did like Melania's hat. (laughing) Three, Carrie Underwood sounded bad. - Oh. - And for all of that to go down and for her to sound strained and shouty. - Really? - Yeah, it was not good. - And are you a Carrie girl or? - I can't say, I was never identified as a Carrie girl. I've never really given her propers on this show. You wanna know what it is? I've always not had the best feeling on the vibes. - Yeah, yeah. The vibes have always been weird. But does this make you go? Buyers are more sunbowbice. - Do we, as a cultured to bring bowbice back? - Well, I was a vanzell solemn and girly from the beginning and I actually love vanzell. - And I love vanzell, and vanzell was the singer for Game Show on Quibi, period. - Wait, who was long hair? - Bowbice. - I got my first period while bowbice. - And that's the culture that made you say, "Minerky, I'm bleeding." - And I acted like it wasn't happening. - Wait, do you remember what Stonkey was saying? - He had a long hair. - It was always something. - You're probably gonna mama let me get it to Hannah Coal. Mama, I'm sure I'll have to hang on, I guess around. - Was it that? Because the way that just set like a reptilian like chill to the base of my spine, he had a problem. [BLANK_AUDIO] Jack and I was holding a guitar. - He was always like when it happened. - Tone on tone, perfectly flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff laid. - When you guys said bobaist, I thought the guy with the gray hair. - It was hot. - Taylor Hicks, Taylor Hicks. - He was hot to you, Sarah. - Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man. - Yeah, describe your perfect man. - Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because I've been a lot of preface-ing and pretensing today, I think because my boyfriend, - Straight. - Straight. - Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. - All right, come and pee today, guys. - They're cold kiles. - I come and pee, Kyle's and Katie's like, Emma Rias and Shania's. - They're not listening. - Mariah forgot she did that. - That was like, deathbed vibes, when y'all are on your deathbed, like this was perfect. - Angel style, you can go like, we did that. - Yeah, you're not a period. - Well, we're gonna say we ate that. - And why? - When we're 79. - We're still gonna be like, twerk and serve and say, we ate that down. - We tore. - Deathbed for you, too, is gonna be 115 years old. - I can actually see it. - I can see it. - I don't wanna live that long. - He's gonna look the same, I'm gonna look like Nosferot, and not the chic heroin chic. - Honey, I'm so old, I'm Nosferot, three. - Oh, Tammy tried yourself there, old bitch, old bitch. - Okay, wait, so. - We were on a thing. - The perfect man, the perfect man, the man. - I think because my- - Taylor Hicks, I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so beautiful. - He's so, like, he's so like, standard, cute, attractive. - So lovely. - And you know, he invented a new term. - What? - It's cute, it's one of something's cute and beautiful. - Isn't that beautiful? - Isn't that lovely? - Beautiful. - That's really good. - Isn't that crazy? - Where's the frown, we wanna hear about him? - Where's the frown original? - Where's the frown? - South server Chicago. - Oh, right. - Oklahoma boy. - Oh, right. - And like, he's from town called Floss Morris, so you, of course, you get building jokes, like, I wish you'd Floss Morris. - Floss Morris. - Oh, you've got Floss. - I've never wanted to do that. - Bleeding? - I don't floss. - You don't, you're a liar. - I don't floss. - You have the nicest teeth in the show business. - So just goes to show. What they're telling you is not true. You don't have to do it. - Oh, but did you ever have braces? - No. - You're lying. - And some people think I have crooked teeth, but it's because I talk out of one side of my mouth. - With a smirk. - Like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research, of course. - You ate that, by the way. - No, by the way, you know, I had the second, my toe came off stage. Every single person was like, "Hey, hey, you messed up all your words." - Fuck off. - Who said that? - It's live television. - Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast. - MSNBC, MSNBC. - MSNBC. - Whoa, okay, I had to say it one time. And I said M-F-N-B-A-B. - You're trying not to say it. - You could do it. If you really applied yourself. - You were straining so hard playing a lesbian. - I know. - Because you're such a straggat. - I think that's what I have. And then my brain just started like fritzing out. - You are a straggat. - You really are. - Literally, thank you. - From the bottom of my heart. - Can I ask you something before you got emotional. - When we said that you were a gay icon and that you really don't take it like-- - Talk about that. - Because, I mean, not to be like this. - Please. - Who do you think besides David Lynch built culture as we know it? Gay guys. - Literally, gay guys. - I was gonna say Oprah. It feels like you took that away from her. - From Black women. - That sucks for you to rob that Black women of that. - And especially this week. - Does anyone know? - It really is really hurtful. - Did she-- - Okay. - I dreamed this or it was real. And I'm not gonna look it up because that's, I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on her? - Yeah. - Well, she had an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on it. And then she had another episode where she had like victims of-- - Victims of like-- - Today, we're hearing the other side. - I just love this like star memory of her being like, I was like two or whatever like this big. And there was like a bunch of pedophiles on. And she was like, it sucks that you guys like, one of sex with kids. And then I was like watching me like, that's a suck. Oh my God, that sucks. - He's a kid. - I agree with Oprah. - I have to say, in this dialogue, I'm team Oprah. - I'm team Oprah. - It's just how that really does it suck. - Meanwhile, me being eight being like, I wish an adult wanted a sex with me. - Hey! - I was in love with all my teachers. - Hey! - Were you really? - Of course. I was like, percocious little bit. - Who was the one? - Wow, and he's moaning and groaning. - So is this to add a shame or out of pure sexual frustration? - It is just like, I'm afraid of this. - I'm afraid of this. - I'm just sweating in your other lips. - Jesus. - Oh no! - No! - No! - I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find it. - No, no, no, don't say his full name. Just say like what he taught and what his vibe was. - I had an English teacher and this is gonna send you guys to the moon in a not space X rocket ship in a normal rocket ship. - Okay, normal. - Yeah, one that uses American gas, drill baby drills, something Trump said today at the inauguration. - About what? - I don't know. - About Kraken. - This is like a drill baby drill. Anyway, what were you saying? - Okay, so this teacher, English teacher. - English teacher. He had a gray and red long beard. - Okay. - Red gray hair combed over to the side. Much like our present combed over. - Age demographic. - A hundred, like legit, a hundred years old. Everyday would wear like a snoopy tie. And would the character snoopy? - The character snoopy, a funny little tie. And he, me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so fucking hot. - It's giving. What's the guy's name? - The giver. - The giver. - It's giving the giver. - Oh my god. - And I was saying Vincent Van Gogh in my head. - Not, not dissimilar, not, he actually quite looked like him. - Who's the watchman guy, Alan? - Alan Moore. - Alan Moore. - Oh, he's looking exactly like Alan. - It's giving Alan Moore. - Would this snoopy tie? - That's hot. - And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car. - Are you still in touch with Emily? - Oh, of course. - Yeah. - Hello. - If you're a little late. - If you're a long island, is that y'all keep in touch with high school? - Definitely. - I touched my friend Allison last night. - Is it hey? - I said hey, we had a mutual friend at the birthday party where we were at. - Oh, cute. - Yeah. - And said, he like, let's go to Roosevelt field. Get our ears pierced. - Oh my god. - Is that your mom? - Is that your mom? - It was too far. - Will you walk with them all? - No, I was sunrise mall, like south shore vibes. - You are so, I have to give respect to you because like, honestly, something crazier to even more iconic to say than your gay icon. You are an actual long island legend. Like, you are not from, we're fucking around long island, you are from like a long island, long island. - Oh, I'm from real. - Yeah, he's from real. - He's from real. - You're new to this. He's true to this. - I'm always new to this. Anytime I go to Long Island, I go, "Oh, it's, no one knows what happened to us." - Yeah. - It's so crazy, the things that we saw, and the things that we did. - Yeah, and the things that we, you know, aspired to be. - The craziest thing from childhood. - I mean, just, what did you say? - Nikki Blonsky. - Nikki Blonsky. - Nikki Blonsky. - She's a long island legend. - She, her mom once came up to me. - You're kidding. - Wait, I actually have Nikki Blonsky's mother came up. - Nikki Blonsky's mother came up to me at my school. - I think she came in my school. - To perform? - I felt like they were scouting. And I was like. - For hairspray? Oh my god, that's perfect. - No, I don't, I don't act like I'm a beginner. - I don't act like I'm a beginner. - What did she say? - You remember Penny? - Wait, that's, that's fucking. - Little shop. - What did she say? - Why are you saying? - Oh no, it's for hairspray. - The movie Nikki Blonsky was, what did she say? - She's, you know what I'm like, to musical songs. - We got a terrible Broadway show. Sarah. - I didn't know I would die for King Key Boots. (laughing) We had a King Key Boots sketch idea. - What was her thing? - Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. - What was it? - Why did it remain? - We wanted to see cool to the track that music was a cool special thing. - Oh. - What was the King Key Boots bit? - You come out with the book. - And you on your feet. - You were clearly putting on the King Key Boots. (laughing) - What is? - Matilda, you clearly put on the King Key Boots. (laughing) Writing in that sketch was a highlight of my life. - It's so rare to channel. - Oh, we channeled. - Did you? - To let the muse visit you. - We literally plopped it down in one run, and we were like, it's perfect. - Have you ever seen Hamilton in the musical? - I know that, how could a bastard or fit. - That's not, you would love it. - Really? - It's a great show. - It's a great show, and also if nothing else, it's production values. - Yes. - I don't, don't get me started on that, 'cause I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately. - What's going on? What are you thinking about that? - It's just like, give it to me. And I'm not, you guys know who you are, who aren't giving it to me. Just in general, I want to see lights, camera, sound, sets, costume. - Can we get really into this though? We watched the substance together, and I did think of you, did you love that movie? - I basically loved it more than words can even exist. Yeah, and I finally watched that 30-minute feature at the time. It's so good. You have to check that out if you haven't fucking holding the camera Running backwards, posing everyone down with blood. I'm like, that's if you want to know how it's done That's how it's done. You need to work with her. I literally let this be a mess Do you want to talk about this? Coralie, I love you and what you've done and what you will continue to do and what has happened and what will student to be happening all over until like the perpetuity till the end of time like you were you were saying a lot and all of it is impacting exactly hearing you. Coralie, you did it. You did it. You did that. You did that. That's that. That's that. She did it. Wait, when it kept going Oh, yeah, when it just kept going. Perfect. And then the teeth and then the ears and then the blood hose and the music And the lights, camera sound, costume, whatever. Yeah, as we were just saying. Yeah, it didn't for one second stop. It gave us Everything relentlessly and more. It's a credit for a fixed film. It's a perfect film. It's hilarious down. Yeah, it's It's as you say feast for the eyes. Feast for the eyes. It's everything. It was it. She's my favorite. She's everything. Yeah, there've been Little meetings. There's a listen. You've you've met a couple times. We've met one time and I was struck by her beauty. Yes, she is gorgeous. She's stunning and she's hilarious. Yeah, when did you Meet her? I I've been like stalking her for a while because I just like I'm like you're amazing. Were you a fan prior to Seeing this up since like did you see revenge? I love revenge. Yeah, and I love every you know when you like see Someone's movie and you're like I hope see words escape me. That's how much I care. Yeah, oh, that's like you could just see Like it's like she's such a like fan of horror movies too. Yeah, yeah, and so it's like as a fan of the thing as a fan of like Basky case or whatever you watch that movie and you're like, yeah, I think he just feels like a Christmas tree. Yeah, yeah, I know and just like I Yeah, he's just listen. I know lots for words. Would you want to me and Margaret fan prior to this or did this expose you to their Gifts the both of them fans. Yeah, both of them fans, but like Now I am on my knees forever in their debt. Yeah, basically Their name's called tomorrow. Yeah, I hope so too. Who's calling do you know? I'm calling Bowen Bowen and Rachel senate are announcing our For nominations. Can you believe that big day for Union Hall? I Wait, it's you're going tomorrow. No, no, this comes out Wednesday and then I'm going to be I'm literally leaving read through and catching a plane to LA and then Thursday morning 5.30 a.m. PT We're announcing and then I get a flyback for I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor. No, I'm so honored. It's like literally the coolest thing. I love that I want to I aspire to be announced the nomination. He's small in things. He's always small in you small in because you know like First of all, we're not talking about him harmful individuals today who gave us a laugh if we're talking about the laugh. Oh, he gave us a laugh It's like I'm gonna be announcing like that's how he says that this is how he delivers. It's not how I deliver it But you I know you have to small in it because you're just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and you're like clocking in and clock Like it's like if things were too big like you would almost be scared to do it totally, but it's like that is Major you're right. He does he's small in things, but he's excited. 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I'm Hannah Kosh think of me as your personal internet historian where everyone say we're dissecting the internet and pop culture with a Journalistic integrity that it deserves There is some drama going on with the ending of the star is the next row Carl Anthony Towns wedding look the internet moves at light speed and keeping up can feel like a full-time job Consider this podcast your weekly debrief a place to catch up on the stories behind the headlines and feel entirely validated about your eight-hour screen time Listen to oh my gosh on the iHeart Radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcast and for more follow at Hannah Kosh and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok Is that a leaf bothering you on your head? Because did you notice that my girl has a leaf on her head? No, it's not on well It's very hard. You've had what's gonna be yours? Gorgeous head gorgeous had stunning head Toe head I'm changing that what they this But this is my theory the word that is so powerful so powerful The way it hits the ears just different it's not really I was watching a body language expert talk about like lively Just let that stick in I was watching a body language expert talk about like lively and Justin Baldoni and There was a moment where an interview says to Blake lively like well You actually had to be the intimacy coordinator on set like you had to show him how to grab you and and kiss you And she goes where did you see this and the body language expert said that use of the word this is usually to like Show that you would disdain whatever it is they brought up. Oh, what's all this? What's what do you mean by this? What's all this like this? the word the word this is Positively or inclusively. I'm pictured when you say this something that's just coming to mind is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor Oh, what is this? Yeah a wife coming home Peels a woman's underwear from the bottom of the the basket and going what is this? My husband I've I've been working all day and who's this you just say what is that you just ate that line read by the way Do what is this again again? the director is out there. I'm free. Think about this. Who did this. Okay, now say that. Sorry. Who did this? And then did the other one? Who did that? See, I'm not third, but uh, who did this? What's up with that? What's up with this? Although, we were talking about this scene from Mad Men, Joan, confronting the, the man. I wouldn't care if you died. That pornographic drawing. The, I actually, I've been watching so much Mad Men clips. The number one best scene in television history. I'm kidding you not. Joan and, Joan and Don. It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers in the office that like front desk secretary gives, like, allows the last season. It's the fifth season, which by the way, has no skips. So, it's the rumors of, so Don and Joan go to like, they go to the Jaguar dealership and then, like, they pretend to be a couple and then they go to the bar and they get a little drunk and they turn on the jukebox music and they have the scene at the bar that talks about like the kind of people they are and the kind of people that are in the bar. It's beautiful. It's about them, but it's not. The writing and the acting is so, they're gonna believe. Oh, good. Christina Hendrix, no Emmy crazy. Oh, by the way, like, I don't want to say anything disrespectful, but it's like, let's get her out there. I would agree. I would definitely agree. Do you think I'm going to say something on behalf of all women? Is she so? Is she so? Is she so stunningly Jessica rabbit that people are afraid? And this is just about misogyny and a larger scale. Are people afraid to give her, like, challenging roles because they're like, she's so bodacious we couldn't even. I don't think it's distracting. I think it's, I think she with Joan, I guess, like, it is so one with like the character, but I guess that sounds. I think it has a lot less to do with that and more to do with the fact that it's almost like the reason why January Jones and Jessica Parre also don't work a ton. It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles and they were so well done that maybe it counts against them sometimes. Because I think that I think all of those performances are unreal. I think Jessica Parre actually gets disrespect. I think Megan was incredible. Zubi Zoo is an iconic man. Zubi Zoo is the is in the first episode of season five and it gets better from there. Zubi Zoo is the craziest. It's the craziest. It is the craziest. It's so insane. And then you see Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay, some crazy things are happening here that are basically like defying all like logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead. And then you're like, and still. Zubi Zoo was supposed to happen in a grounded world and it still reads us being like realistic and you believe that she would do that. And it says pretty much everything you need to know about her character. But Zubi Zoo happened on AMC. Twin Peaks happened on ABC. Truly. Which is that's the craziest part. Take that risk now. Challenge. You guys are actually going to lose your gourd basically. You're going to the top of your hat is going to fly off. Clean off. Clean off. I just have no stamina when it comes to watching shit. So like I'm still on the pie. I've been on the pilot episode of Twin Peaks for like eight years. It's so bad. That is so bad. But I started from getting like recently. Even before he passed away, just like when the mom like realizes that like she's gone, she's dead. It's like the most devastating thing. And the Laura Palmer's theme like the muse that score is crazy. I think once you enter episode two, then it's full lubrication and it's a nonstop rollercoaster. Like I don't think you're going to find any resistance there. I think it's just like slipping in that second episode. Allow it to just it's just if the way it feels all of your body when you're watching it, it's it's astounding. And I will say and not to belabor this point. Belabor. No, that was right. That was right. No, I'm just I'm going to be meeting your PhD tonight. You know what? You clearly were in paying attention in English class because you were so horned up with you're trying to get your rocks off with interest in Van Gogh. Vincent van Snoop. You saw who I was talking about. You go, oh, okay. In a good way. No, or a fight. Anytime Sarah's like, oh, what I would do. I'm like the craziest looking human being. You're like the script keeper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hicks. Taylor Hicks. No disrespect. Billy Bob Thorne. Now. Keep going. And this now, then like because I think Dan, my beautiful alongside ring boy friend is so conventionally cute, beautiful, that it's like I think it's like it's a loud. Yes, it's a counterweight. Counterweight. I love that. So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day. In fact, you have sex with it. In fact, if he's lucky, you, you, the kind of girl holds out. This becomes like a whole other like all right podcast. You the kind of girl that leaves it on the shelf. You know what I mean? I made that expression up. You leave it on the shelf at night. On the shelf at night. You let it stink up the place. You're up to crack the window after because it stinks so bad. Because it's the expiry date is well, if you live on the shelf too long, you know, it starts to stink. I said that about women, they don't have sex. That's where their pussy starts to really smell bad. Well, it's the last time you smelled one. Face to face. I've never seen a vagina up close. It's one of the, and they cover this in many movies. It's one of the most crazy things you can see. Well, how would we know? How would we, -Zuby, Zuby, Zuby, Zuby. -Wait, I didn't bring mine today. It's in the car. What's your least favorite body part to depict in your, in your art? Oh, interesting. This is going to be a surprise. I don't like, as someone who loves blood, guts, shit, piss. Buggers, I'm like, what do we do? I was going to get snow stuff. You don't like nose. I love nose. But you don't like Bugger. I think it's like, we're older than that. Yeah. I love this. That there is one thing that you go, that's off. Like, I'm leaving that. It's Pestay. It's Pestay. Or just, there's an edit there. There's an edit. That's so chic. And I love, I love mucoid membranes. So I love like a slick mucus. You don't have a clump. You don't have a clump of Bugger. Again, it's like, we're caught. Guys, really? When you see someone pick your nose, are you horrified? Pick their nose, rather. No, I do this. That's part of my practice. I think it's a medical procedure. It's like, do you have to clear that out? You're going to die. Sometimes it's like, it's not, it's not as easy as blowing your nose. No, no, you have to get, sometimes you have to get knuckle deep. And that's okay. And again, this was really healing. Actually, thank you. Thank you for coming. Oh, I was going to say that they should make a nasal bidet. But that is what an adipot is. What an adipot is. It's what a meal med is. You know, of course, you know, this was going to be why my my last like on my hands and knees begging for you guys to watch, twin peaks. In it, in its three season arc, it posits a theory of everything spiritually, like religiously metaphysically, that I legitimately agree with in life. Everything is love or love is the most important thing. What is it? Or you don't know, you don't want to spoil it. I think you should. Because I don't think this is spoiling necessarily necessarily necessarily necessarily necessarily. I don't think this is necessarily at least spoiling anything. It's a serious. But it's necessarily. It's my favorite dinosaur. That's why they call me necessarily. She was beautiful. It's just beautiful. We have to you guys readers, please draw on necessarily us and send us in your pictures. Tag us all three of us and the atlas culture uses with your photos that you've drawn of necessarily us. But you have to like then like write it like necessary as R.I.H. I'm not necessarily necessarily necessarily. Serenacoliously monstrous. Serenacoliously keep going. What's the theory of everything? So like yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying force in the universe. But you know, twin peaks is the and I'm going to be so serious right now. It's going to make you laugh. Okay. That it's like the story of like who killed Laura Palmer, right? And I'm not going to spoil the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer for you because that'll keep you on the hook for at least a season and a half. But like you know, there's so much like pain and violence and trauma towards this like young high school girl and towards like all the women in this universe or whatever. And there's like great pain and trauma. And while like love prevails basically in the great episode eight, season three of twin peaks, which is like the return, which happened was like like 2016. Yeah, 2016. Really a lot of school trees. Do you just know? I don't know. You do. It's amazing. Don't smile. Don't smile. You are. Basically, he posits that true evil was unleashed into every dimension and realm of the universe when the first atomic bond. bomb exploded so that that a new kind of man-made evil, basically fractured all of the fabric of time space and at least a new form of evil in the form of Bob, who is this demon that, you know, great, whatever, in Twin Peaks. It at least a new form of evil that like wreaked a new form of havoc on every universe. - Every universe of every timeline bubble. - Yes, until like that is the central conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by, you know, General Briggs, when he says, you know, there's this Bobby Briggs, hottest man alive. His dad is like a crazy, like military, like general who's like, does shit with space or whatever. Uh-oh. - I'm not sounding smart. (laughing) No, he's a drink die-cooked. - He's basically like, if that was the answer, die-cooked, we'd be geniuses. - Hey, President Trump wouldn't be trying to be my Austria or whatever, if you would. (laughing) - You don't need the die-cooked. - He sounded like he did. - He sounded me, yes. - But then like basically he's worried, he's this like general who's like, is like, you know, in charge of investigating like, the link between like American like military hegemony and like nuclear mysticism, whatever, whatever. And he's like my fear is that love is not enough. So that basically when man kind, emphasis on man, basically unleashed a new kind of evil into the world when we created the nuclear bomb, he's worried that love is not enough. And then that's kind of what like the return follows is like all these characters that you remember 20 years ago, feeling this trauma in every dimension and every like time-space continuum, whatever. And you know, and this is why, you know, it's why Oppenheimer won the Oscar. - And this is ultimately why. But this is what's crazy about Oppenheimer won the Oscar. - Yeah, come on. - Barbie was a better movie. - Use this rage in a positive way. We all need to do that especially now. - It's more than ever. - That's organized, starting now. Use this female rage about Oppenheimer. - See? - That was crazy. - Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big point. - That episode of "H" won the Oscar. I'll say that. - Yeah. - You know, it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar, maybe if you were announcing the Oscars. - You could have just looked at it. - You could have just said, season three, episode eight. - Yes, that is what I believe about the universe and like about religion. And everything is something that David Lynch put in a fucking TV show that anyone could watch. - That's amazing. - And that's what culture is for me and for you and for you and for everybody. It's culture that's for everybody. - Yeah. - It's not culture that you find in a little box at like bucket of blood records in Chicago. Cool, weirdo store with a bunch of, you know, like - Freaks, fat, weirdo, weirdos. - The outcasts, the misfits. Those who haven't belonged once in their life that can find community in a place like that. In a place like this, quite frankly. - This. - And I don't say this in a perjard of sense. I say it in an inclusive way. Really not giving much credence to my point earlier which shows that people can change. - You're saying people can change? - I've changed, obviously, in the last 20 minutes. Here I am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way when before I said it was usually in this misive way. It's just really interesting. I've cried at you with bringing up, not bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversations today. - Period. - No, I was gonna keep going. (laughing) - The weirdos, it is a culture. It's not just for the weirdos. I don't want. - For once. (laughing) - The weirdos have had it too good for too long. - And this is what brings back to traders. (laughing) - Loth and weirdos running around. - Wait, yes. - Lot of weirdos. - Yes, ma'am. - Yeah. - When you ask me, are people inherently good or evil? It can be answered in episode eight. - That's incredible callback. - And the answer would be that they're saying is, no, people are born good. - People were born good until the new period of all. - Until the Great Disruption. - The Great Disruption, and there were so many fractures and fishers in time space that it can, that like this like demonic force can really crawl in, kind of whether or not you invite it. - Because we've created a fissure. - Fissure. - Fissure. - We're not happy that you use that word. - No. - Because of sitting on the-- - Remaining on the toilet. - Remaining on the toilet. - When you said fissure. - Listen. - Have you ever told everybody in this room, has more hemorrhoids than me? - No. - Everybody in this room. - I feel like, it feels apocalyptic when I have one. - It feels, it's a disability. I'm not kidding. - This might be a little gross. This is me, this is me on the toilet with the hemorrhoid. - Oh. - Okay. - My, it might be a little gross. - Okay. - Hey. - Are you packing off? - No, it's hurt so much that I have to, I'm thumber. - I'm thumber. - People, you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be sitting there without-- - Get no off. - No, I'm sitting there and I'm like. - Could you have, if you keep moving, and it won't, like-- - Yeah, then like, it's a way to like, get it out, but it's just, my foot has to move. I get restless leg. - I hate this, really. - There's literally nothing worse than like, a localized injury. - Oh. - It's not good. Concentrated pain. Wait, was that gonna be your answer to what was the culture that made you say cultures for me? - Yes. - And then, but then you also said over text that you had paintings about housewives. - Well, can I end again? - And this is my great reveal? - Yes, I can. - Can I show you what I have? - Stop. - Wait, can I even guess what it is? - Yes. - It's Heather Gaye's Mormon book shirt. - Here we go. - Ooh. - Ooh. - It's Robin. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Let me over meet you. - Oh. - Wow, Lisa. - I feel for me too. - Come on the pod, Lisa. - Lisa Barla. - Lisa Barla. - They really are all invited. - They're all invited, really. After all the work, the public service they did, including Brittany Bateman. - Oh. - Give it up for Brittany. - Honestly. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Honestly, watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is like, low key, funnier and smarter than us. - No way. - She's the only thing about culture is that actually started. - And she tells us, she comes in like a true cultural anthropologist like a full 10 MBAs. - Talking about like culture and like caveman. - Yeah. - She's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman actually, really it was collaborative, and it was really the first collaboration. - Wait, what am I, actually Abraham Lincoln had Greek Versace plates. - Are you Angie? - That was anthropology. - Angie Katzenave is the queen of America. - Did you listen to her episode of Lost Colch? - She was on Lost Colch. - She was the last guest before you. - You're so fucking stupid. - You know what's so interesting, well, I told you this. And I actually don't want to say this on the podcast. - What? - Edit. I'm only listening to music from now on. - You don't leave that end. - Leave that end. - I think we would all benefit from that. - I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter with outer chatter. - Yep. - And so I have been replacing all talking in the ears with singing. - Actual structure. - I don't know if it's a bad sound. - You don't listen to the episode, make sure you say anything about it. - I listen to the episode after for edits. - Oh. - To make sure you don't listen to the episode. - Oh. - To make sure that nothing slips through their cracks. - Right. - 'Cause this one's always spouting off some problematic stuff. - And when you start word. - It's a big slur. - It's a big slur. - Big slur. I said, listen, I'll unedited Lost Colch. You have to take an evocation to big slur. - You'll have a pussy on the shelf for two more hours. It'll start to leak. - Pussy is not a slur that doesn't count. - Pussy, pussy, pussy. - Come for me. - My brother, when I was growing up, he said that he thought pussy was a vegetable 'cause my dad said it so much. - Why would he think he was a vegetable? - 'Cause my dad would be like, "Get back on the field, you fucking pussy." - So he thought it was a vegetable? - Like, 'cause it was in the fields where vegetables grow. - Right. - Wow. - This might be a long island lifestyle. - Yeah, totally. - You'll never believe this story. So my sister comes home one day when she's five. She's had to write a book about her family. So it's like, this is my mom. I love my mom a lot. This is what my mom says to me. I love you. This is my dad. I love my dad a lot. This is what my dad says to me. It's a picture of him on the couch and it says, "Pena, go grab me a beer from the fridge." - Girl. - Go grab me a beer from the fridge. - Talk about it. - She wrote it. - And brought it back to her family. This is what my mom says. This is what my dad says. 'Cause my dad would send us into the-- - Grab me a beer from the fridge. - This is the garage fridge. - You know how I just said that there's only been one artist who has presented my theory of everything. I was wrong. It's your sister. - There was something in there that spoke to the universe for sure. - My mom says, "I love you." My dad says, "Hey, Pena, go grab me a beer from the fridge." - I can't believe I've never heard this before. - That's incredible. - It's unbelievable. It's so good. - Pena, my dad, you say? - Yeah. - Were you Pena? - I was Pena and also yo sports fan. - Oh wow. - Is that something? Yo sports fan, get me in whatever. - Sports fan is a lot of fun. - It's a lot of fun. - I was bugged. - 'Cause I would crawl around all the time and never sit still. Still to this day. - You know how hard it is for me to sit right here? - Unbearable. I want to be crawling all over this place. - You're about to be like bowing on the toilet. I want to crawl over this place, spread my seat. I gotta come, quite frankly. Oh, I wanna do it now. - Oh, what color would it be when it came out? - Uh, you don't wanna know. Fine, I'll tell you. - Wait, I'm a normal guy. Why'd you just know, my come? - You guys should do a man-a-sphere episode. - All right, so we're actually gonna come. And then we're gonna see what colors it is. All right, so-- - And then we're gonna figure out the hex code for the come color. - So who thinks this one is Bowen's come? (laughs) - We immediately get a huge deal with barstool sports. We leave Iheart. - We leave Iheart, we go to barstool. - For some reason, on barstool, now they're talking about Japanese pizzas. I'm like, I gotta thing on my feet, it's like-- - What is a Japanese pizza? - Like the pizza in Japan is like-- - Are you serious? - Are you serious? - Shit. - And talk about that. - Oh, it's an amazing pizza. (laughs) That's all I can say, really. - That's all you can say. What, talk about it. - What is it? - It's making it so good. - The dough, the sauce, the toppings. - Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked? - Thoughts on Mary Cosby this year. - And her behavior in the finale. - What can you say about a philosopher, King? (laughs) - A lot. - That's actually a great point. - You can say a lot about a philosophy. - Yeah, I agree with that. (laughs) - Like, I get why people join the cult. (laughs) - She speaks so much. I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling spirit for real. - But weren't you upset at the end when she was really trying it with Angie? She was like, I was wrong about you. That was so insane. - It was absurd. - But then she was like, and she was like, hey, and she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues. And it was like, great. - But, so she needed Angie to get there. - Right. - To get to, so Angie is the real star here, I think. - Angie is the star of the show. - I would agree. - She's top five housewife for me. - Truly for me. - Now you have to say your top five. - Carlton. - She's crazy. - You're one of the sickest. - You need to be in an asylum. (laughs) - The witch. - Ra? - Mona. - Okay. - Sanger. - Sanger. - Ra? - Look up in Carlton. - Ra? - Mona. - Sanger. - Angie. - Angie. - Okay. - Who is rounding 'em out this five? - Karen. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - That can't be my five. - Karen. - Do you have one more? - Oh. - Fuck. - Hold on. - You don't even have a phone? - You don't even have it on my phone. I feel like I wrote this down on my phone. - It's like, there's a folder with drag names. There's a folder with my favorite housewife. - My favorite karaoke song. - Okay, but this is a nice spread. You have Roni, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake. You're missing what? - I want to, you know what? - You know what? - I want to speak. - I want to speak. - You know what? - I actually, Marisol's mom. - Oh yeah. - Elsa. - Yeah, Elsa. - Wait, so what do it? Carlton. - Roman. - Roman. - Actually, Mary Cosby. - Here Cosby. - Angie. - Wow. - And then. - No Karen. - Elsa. - I think that's a parent housewife. - Even this week, you're gonna knock Karen out? - Yeah, put her back in there. 'Cause does the body can't footage count as an episode of "Housewives"? - I think so. I think it's canon. - Because that is just like. - It's so sad. (laughing) - When she's sitting in the jail cell, she's getting interrogated and she just has, she's babbling and then she goes, Thomas Jefferson's concubine. - And it's just like, you don't get that kind of genius anywhere else in this world. - No, she is one of the funniest people to ever live. - And that, talk about channeling the muse in the room. Like, being in the room where that happens. - Yeah. - That is a myth. - Top five. - You're standing on top five? - Oh god. - Are we all doing this? - Sure. Well, can we just point out, is standing? Is there even still going to be able to care it? - Body can't footage and Britney beat me. (laughing) - My top five is Britney beat, man. No, just kidding. - I would respect, I would respect that immensely. - I do think she's had incredible season. - Yes. - Like, this is, it is funny. - Fuck. - The Jared stuff. - You can't, I've never recorded it in my life. - I was trying to send a video to my daughter, she got a good grade on her mouth test. - She's just sort of speaking to me again. - You guys. - You guys, I have an announcement. My daughter's speaking to me. - What? - This is the part where it is sitting around on you. (laughing) - What is it? - Would you stinging a ping-ponging club throughout the airport? - It's amazing. - It's brilliant. - To all housewives past future, past future in present. Take notes. - Like, this is what happens when you're off your phone. So we're actually referring to someone who literally just made a take time. But like, when you're off your phone and just being you. - You. - And you're not worried about how people perceive you. - No podcasts, no outer chatter and your outer chatter. - When you're off your phone and just being you, it's incredible what you can do on your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you really clear, when you just let the music speak and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone. See what happens. - Amazing shit. - The content. - Especially now in the new era of TikTok. - It's back, baby. - And outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators. (laughing) - Dragulators. - It's like, it's like that is like, there's so many people are trying to manufacture housewife dumb. - Yes. - And they're trying to like-- - Brahman. - I don't think Brahman is as guilty of that as other. I mean, let's call us made a spade. - Yes. - And critique for the finale of Salt Lake. I did not need them to do that stupid thing. - That game was made back. - That game was so happy. - So Heather is, we'll put Heather in it. - I don't think she even believed in it. I think they told her like, to do this and then she was like, yeah, fine. And then it just, not one element of the show felt like they were pushing that hard for drama until that moment. And I was just like, I just don't believe this. - It's tripped at the finish line a little bit. - I think it's like, we're at a point with housewives where a push has come to shove. And it's like, in order for anything to be, I think New York is evidence of this. If it's this like, it just has to be crazy. And that's why I do respect Heather doing that 'cause she's like, well, it's the finale episode. We're all sitting at the table. And it has to be insane. - It's the most serious. - What was my favorite was her cadence. We're gonna take out our phones. We're gonna find the worst thing we've ever said about someone here. And then we're gonna handle over our phone. And we're gonna read it. - Diabolical. - And we're gonna move forward. - Do you think she's scripted that? She's scripted that. - No, I don't. - You don't think she had a no tap on her phone that was like, guys. - What I find suspicious was that they all, like, remember when Lisa zoomed the fucking? - Yeah. - And like was like, swiping, swiping, swiping. And so it was like, they screen shot. They had texts that they're ready. I think that was prepared. There was something produced. - It was very produced. It was very, it was the only moment of the season that I felt was like, inorganic. - Yeah. - And I didn't like it. - I did like it because I just felt like Heather was like, I have, I fucking left not a single chrome last season. - No. - And she was just like-- - She actually deserves an Emmy. - She does. - She does, she does. - Because she wrote that. And it's like, she was like the way I fucking tore that last year, like the only way I could want up myself is if I do the craziest in class of all, which is, she did the craziest thing possible. - There was a moment there where the language was even kind of like mirroring last season where she goes, we're all obsessed with receipts. We're all obsessed with, like she's caught herself mid-less being like, oh, I gotta change up the words a little bit, but it was receipts proof timeline. - I actually, like earlier in the year, like in our group chat, people were like, oh, Heather's not having a great season, she's not like in it. I'm like, actually, I totally disagree because I think Heather Gay is the audience. - Yep. - And she's the best narrator on the show. And she's the lead of the show. She's the protagonist. So it's fine by me that she's not like, totally like wrapped with whatever is going on. I feel like she's had a lot of that. And I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. - Right. - That's how I feel about Ms. Gay. - Ms. Gay. - I was talking about you. I wasn't talking about her. That's how I feel about Ms. Gay. - As everyone knows, my straight power fist. - Wow, even this week. - Limp wrist did somehow. - Even this week. - Well, the YMCA, him dancing to the YMCA is like, is Brittany Bateman level? It's like, totally. - We are, we are, we are. - Give him a standing o. - To the village people. (laughing) - You tore this. - You tore this. - You tore this. And you know this to be true. - But like, if Brittany, Brittany Bateman, they're a perfect cast because they're every archetype of housewife. - And they're themselves. - But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary was saying. - Oh. - Mary, when Mary was like, Heather, you've changed and you're not, you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are becoming too aware and too into the fandom and like, you're a re-honest favorite and you're performing and you're producing. But Heather, like, kind of needs to do that a little bit. - Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think, I think you need, you do need Heather to do what Heather has done. - Right, because you have Brittany Bateman. - Yeah. - Like if everyone was Brittany Bateman, they'll be unwashed. - Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that. Like Lisa Barlow is not capable and I'm wearing her on my shirt. - Yes. - I have a deep respect over my heart. - She's not capable of being like, hey guys, to the producers, what do you guys need? - Let me execute that for you. - Wow. - One person can do that in the cast besides Heather, which is, Angie. Oh, you think I think Angie is a I think Angie too is a chaos agent. And she's living. She's truthfully living her life as the wife of a beautiful man. She's more grounded. But Angie can like zoom out and like the way she handled the Mary thing. I'm like she can she can do this. Yeah, she's so aware and the best and the exact right way. Yes, she has an understanding of that of the situations in a way where she's like, you know, when it's time to put your foot on the gas and like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a circle at her own bot mitzvah being like, like, Angie knows like I'm upset, but this is good. This, yeah. Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down. Like there's a bone in every house life's body that if they were to scratch that bone, it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman. But Angie knew it is not. I'm not arguing with Mary Cosby about this. Right. Saying a high body count hair, it's like, I actually take back what I said about Ms. Gay needing an Emmy for her writing. It is Angie because we're getting lines like high body count hair and we're getting lines like one foot in the grave and then she even wrote something for this show where her I don't think so. And he was, I don't think so any high body count hair. And then she goes, um, if you come to lunatic fringe salon, by the way, the name, what oh, no, when we go, first of all, when we saw that I didn't know it was called lunatic fringe, trying to hair vibes. I saw, I saw so wrong. Well, then I, I didn't know that it was actually a phrase, like it's the lunatic fringe that references actually like, like groups of people. It's not just two words that sound great together. She's like a full, I worship this. The text. Yeah, we do. And she was great on the show. You should listen to that. She looks perfect. This is the right, the joke level, right? Yeah, this is good. She goes, you come to lunatic fringe, you have a get laid guarantee. If you don't have sex, come back. I'll fuck you myself. Girl. Then they say, they, Rome was not built in a day. No, well, can you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about a Greek woman, so watch it. So no, stop with this Rome imagery. We're talking about a Greek led. Built a hair empire. Yeah. Because she was laying brick by brick. And the cultural waste land of something. Yeah. It is, by the way, I got the pillar. I'm a pillar of the community. God. Do I have an Angie Lauren? Go, go, go. Do do Meredith. Well, Meredith, it was, I thought it was really interesting how you let's talk to me. And you're very rude to me. There's not much I'm specific. I have to work on it. It's there. It's healing journey. I'm in a real place of healing. I fucking love her. I fucking love her. I want she needs to have a better season next year. And I actually believe that I think the producers cut out a lot of her shit. Oh, yeah, because like, we love Whitney. I fucking love her. I think she's the most stunning woman I've ever heard of. The only housewives I've done a shot with. Oh, oh, and how did that present itself? Well, we were both at high tops. West Hollywood. Good for her. Likely place for us. She is a gay guy. She's a gay guy. She is. She is. She's a gay guy. She's not as much of a gay guy as Angie. Oh, sure. Well, but when, when, when, when studio now we're at shock, she was in the audience. And then studios like, say hi. I was like, I'm too shy. But this is, Bowen is so you guys work with the biggest a listers weekend. These are our. Meredith. We came to the fire Island, premier years ago with Seth and Brooks. I went over to her. That was the first time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here. He said, no, I'm not doing that. No, it's, he's like, he was scared. I get that. I love these people with all my heart. And her scratch courier really concerned me. Meredith doesn't stop creating content. I'm saying this is someone who will be buying her. What is it? Pink microphones. 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And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV. And you're the most gorgiously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body tea. Her body is tea. Her body is de-her body itself. Her body is de-her body. Look at that. I mean, Beckish, that's the most gorgeous woman alive. Yeah. And to think she's dating a man who will not have sex. That's crazy. And that's part of her favorite. What is it? What is it? is going on there with missing. - Let me think about it. Let me think about it for even more than one or two seconds. - Miss Gay. - I think, I think, but we love states, I love statesy brushes on my top. - I wasn't, I'm never gonna shame an actor in one's camera time. - Sure. - And you are never gonna do that. - Never gonna, you respect the fuck out of those guys. I respect the fuck out of those guys. Any actor out here who's grinding, doing their best, putting one foot in front of the other in this grind we call Hollywood, I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language, but it's true. And it's really difficult. - Say it for the heart of hearing Meredith Marx's people in the back. - Well, I thought you just said Meredith Marxist, and I thought that's a good drag name. - That's a great drag name. - Meredith Marxist. - I thought it was, I thought it was. - I thought it was. - Meredith Marxist. - Wait, can I just say, when I was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge event. All of our grinder people were like, we're going to Meredith Marx. Meredith Marx is gonna show up at Tracks, this nightclub by the train tracks. It was like the entire town was getting ready for like a presidential visit. - That's an A-list Tracks appearance. - No, of course. And I was like, I'm gonna sit this one out. - Because of fear. - Because of fear? No, but we love Meredith. - Meredith came, obviously Meredith famously as the readers know, came to the cultural wars and delivered a great performance and accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies and then came out to the after party afterwards and was hanging out. - She is a good hang. - This is what I was thinking about the title card. When it's at the end of the title card, it's said that she's coming out with listening, pink listening devices. - Yeah. - Well, she's got a handicap. - Like, her phone. - She's a handicap woman. - But the, 'cause bridge, she thought - Oh, so I'm making fun of, to the definitely able, I understand. He makes fun of disabilities now. - No family, I imagine. - No family. - I'm really underappreciated in line during the whole like recording freak out in the spreader Vianne. - What is it? - I invited you into my home. - No, that. - And then, she's been saying lies. - And spreading lies. - But she goes, for saying lies. - Like saying and spreading being two different things. - For saying lies. - She. - She rolls. - She rolls. - Rock. - She rocks. - Garbage horror poses. - Meredith. - Meredith's, Desi. - I just. - Luan and then, I'm gonna say, I fucking. - Luan, yeah. - Oh, fuck, I forgot. Oh. - Luan and Sonia, yeah. - We can share the list. - Sure. - Yeah. - Sure. - This is the list. - And I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Alexia. - Alexia is pretty good. - Alexia's, Alexia's huge for me. - Wow. - I'm gonna say Adriana tomorrow. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Adriana's amazing. - I'm gonna say. - I'm Meredith. - Yes. - Yeah. - I'm gonna say. - If you say Meredith, I'll say. - Oh, I'm gonna say Dolores Katania. - Oh, you love Dolores? - Yes. - And I'm gonna say, what do I laugh at? - Sonia. Like, how was Sonia not my normal life? - Honestly, Sonia to me is diminishing return. - Kenya. - Sure. - Kenya is tough for me because, as incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like chocolate and laughing alone. Honestly, in good times, Portia. - Portia. - I was gonna say Portia. - Portia. - Portia is unbelievable. - And also, you know who I think is actually a top five housewife? And I take the good and the bad. - Neenie. - Erica Jane. - Oh, sure. - Totally. - Erica Jane is unforgettable character on television. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And it's like, if we're like paying homage to what the show, oh my, for the Zubi Zews in the room. (laughing) - It's like that is what the show is. It's a soap opera. And she is a soap opera character. - I mean, literally named after Erica Kane. (laughing) - Wow. - My soul left my body. - Yeah. - You met her? - No. - Wait, I don't know who Erica Kane is. (laughing) - I did a general hospital. - Right. - Erica Kane is the Susan Lucey's character on all my children. - And all my children. - I'll be the most famous soap opera character. - And it was, but Sarah was on general hospital. - Yes. - Yes. - That is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done. - Well, and talk about. - You were on general hospital? - I bet. - You didn't know this? - I bet. - I literally, I said, hey. - I, please. And they were like, are you like kidding? - 'Cause you're a comedian. Are you kidding? And I was like, I'm one million percent. - You and your mom. - Do you do one general hospital? - They were like, so they. - She's a speech therapist. - Oh, but she's fucking kidding me. - She's amazing. - I come in for one episode. Can't do a serious phase going on. 'Cause you know, it is true what they say. So like, in soap operas, you know, at the end of a scene, it holds on everyone's spatial reactions. - Yeah, like this. - And I really do want to do that. - You should get in there. - You would be amazing. - All I want to do is act. - And guess what they do? 100 pages of dialogue, a fucking day. - Yeah, I know, I know. - Do your respect speech. Put respect on that. - With the soap opera actors. What were you saying? - Respect speech. - But you just did earlier. - I respect the hell out of that. (laughing) - I respect the hell out of those actresses. - You know, it's, think about how many grates we've got from soaps. - Truly. - And more. - Oh. - Lisa Rina. - Telly Rippa. - I did when I hosted my game show, my hamster game show. - Mike. - Let that sink in. - You don't even know the half of it. With the hamster game show, let's do it. - Who was competing the hamsters? (laughing) - Yes, they were. - Just, yes, they were. - But the humans, too. - All right, well, I would admit. - And they're in, they're in, lies the, the row. - And lies the row. - I was, my co-host Kyle. - Shout out. - Shout out. - He did soap operas and he was like, bitch, you have no idea the level of acting. He said that all of his co-stars could, when they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like, can we get one single tear rolling down your cheek? They would go, which eye? - Fuck. Which eye, bitch. - Which eye, bitch. - Which eye, bitch. - You could do that though. - You could, which eye, you could. - I certainly could. - Which eye. (laughing) - So at the end of every scene, like they literally do the whole, like hold for reaction, hold for reaction. But my crunchy ass, literally doing this in my reaction shots. (laughing) - They're fucking, I mean, I couldn't believe, everyone is so fucking amazing in acting in general hospital. It's like in. - Okay, you know what? I'm throwing it out there. I wanna be on general hospital. - Easy. - I'm serious. - I would love to come in and do whatever you guys need. - You're not gonna wanna let you go. - That's fine. I'll do a recurring role. Period. - I would love to. - It is like, one take, everybody done. Everyone's off book. Day of, day of, they get to script. And then they go, got it. - Wow. - And I know I legit never been more nervous in my life 'cause you're actually with pros who are like, they do this every, and yeah. - I'm sorry, I don't mean to make this about me. I wanna put something out there. - Please, please. - I wanna do a pro wrestling thing. - That will be really good. (laughing) - Yes! - I went to New Japan pro wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. From children to elderly women screaming. - Screaming. - Screaming. - Hilarious. - Hilarious. - Afrobatic. - I just, I feel it's all my favorite things. Costume. - Ask John Cena for tips. - John. - John. - He's a good John Cena. - What? - What? - Yeah. Have you seen him do the ads for log on mom? - I guess not. - The chili crisp, camnos. - Oh, for the chili crisp. - He's in his trailer. He's like, it's a shoe with a toy. - A toy. - A toy. That's y'all. - It's crazy. - Okay, so for those reading the same watching, Matt wants me on general hospital, badly done. Bowen's general hospital done. - Substance. - Hey. - Substance too. - Substance too. - Hey. - You find out Monstro is not that. - Monstro is for toes. - Work slurps up and it's you. - I mean. - And then you have to go into SNL and it's meta. - Oh my god. - Oh. - And then Monstro Aliasa was to work at Starbucks and she's just gotta be a girl getting her shit together with Hollywood and like roommate. - How did I want you to, could you possibly conjure up how you felt when you saw Monstro Elisisou and when the text came on the screen that said Monstro Elisisou, like how did you? - You're gonna like think I'm, I'm joshing around or kiling around or whatever you're saying. But like, so I went to the movie with my friend Ares who like does like, I'm sorry. - Ares. - How do you spell the name Ares Thor? - He, oh wow. - If his name was Ares, he's had a hard two years. - No. - He or I S, Ares, they. - Ares, but like the final fantasy character. - I don't know what you're going. - Yes. My friend Ares who does practical effects who did all the practical effects and zero vaccine. - We went, we went together and when that happened, legit, stood up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The more you do it, the yeah. - And we were like, yeah, like literally. - Yes. - 'Cause like, I didn't think people in the theater we saw it with were like screaming, laughing the whole time, but I don't think they didn't feel like they had permission to stand in cheer. - Yeah. - But it's cheer, it's cheering. - Oh, it's such a cheer. - It's cheering. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Monstro Elisa Sue. - I think most of 'cause I saw it from home. - Monstro, man. - Monstro, man. - I saw it at home and I kept, mind you, I was Joan, but it was the perfect way to watch it 'cause I kept turning it out. - It's okay. - I kept turning to Matt and I. - Oh wait. - Holding face. - I turned to Matt and I was like, "Oh, I flat-lined." I slowly sobbed and I was like, "No!" - Wait, give me some of the other, and now this is a circuit. - This is a circuit. - We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore. - For Sarah, we can. - This is the last time there was-- - Only for you, you're all rascal. - So this is like, you know what I mean? It's different. - Yeah. - Holding face. - I kept saying to Matt, I was like, "This is fucking awesome." - Yeah, he did minutes in. He was like, "This is the best movie ever." - I was like, "This rules." - I love that, and I loved to me. - Oh, I loved to me. - She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet. - 62. - Yeah, do you believe? - That's crazy. - Yep. - How old is anyone? - No, no, no. - You'd have to ask them. (laughing) - And it's rude in some cultures. - Yeah, in some cultures, that's rude. - Do you want to hear us say, I'm bouncing around, I'm so crazy, but I was like, "It's just scared me to think that we wouldn't be bringing this up." My neighbor, wait, this is so back. This is not what we're talking about. - No, say it, say it. - I'm not, no, I'm not lying. - What? - My neighbor is a brain scientist. (laughing) - Wow. - I don't think that's what they're called. - Neighbor hack. Neighbor. - Shit, sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on her door and ask her if it's normal that I can feel the veins in my eyes? - That is knock, knock, knock. - Hey. - Hey. - How are you? - Not me getting an or a ring and refreshing that I have every five say. - I had a question about, I don't know, you're off clock. I can feel the veins in my eyes. Is this normal? - Which is not the brain. - Yeah, no. - No, I'm not saying the brain. - But everything is. Everything is because actually isn't all reality. - That's your real culture number at 94. It's not the brain. - But everything is. - We've never had a rule that engaged itself. - Yeah, yeah. - What? - I'm saying is that all reality is consciousness. So. - Period. - Period. - Wait, can you walk through that? - It's just like, we could all be like, literally, in my dream. (laughing) - So you're an egomaniac narcissist. So you're a solace. - Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream. (laughing) - That you threw it on him. - It's his day. - It is, this is all his dream, isn't it? - No, it's like, I just am sorry. I can't get over that he had fucking YMCA. - You have to watch The Apprentice. - The movie. - Oh, oh, oh, the movie. - No, the movie. The movie was Sebastian. I love The Apprentice. The TV show. So does Bowen Yang. - I loved it. - It was like the back of the day. - The back of the day. - It was the best show. - I did like The Apprentice back in the day when it was all fun games. - Yes. - I'm talking about The Apprentice 2024 with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong. Essentially, The Apprentice referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Cohn, the apprentice. - You know, I pledged to watch that. It's really an interesting movie. - And did it get like a little bit where people worried about it? - Yes, definitely. - It's gonna get to be there. - They'll worry about it. - It's real, why? - And Sebastian Stan's Oscars, I'm sorry, Golden Glow's Peter was like, we cannot move in fear. - Is this leaf distracting? - No, as long as you're okay with it. - There is rustling a foot. - I mean, certainly. - Okay. - But I just feel like if I were to have a leaf on my head throughout the entire day. - I'm me doing my job. - Well, good thing I'm not. - That's crazy that this is actually our job. - Right. - If I had a leaf on my head during my entire workspace, I would think. - Well, good thing you're not a Pokemon. 'Cause there's, I think there's a Pokemon with a leaf on his head. - There's leafening. - Fight Pokemon. And you better watch your mouth. Take a Rita. - Yeah, hello. Bitch. - I just, I have more proof than that's being word in history. - Chikurina? - Chikurina. - That, that, that, that. - I was your friend and you, I was a friend and I was, I was a friend and I was a friend and I was a friend and I was, we're similar. - Wait, what was it? - I was a friend. I'm your friend and I was a friend and I was a friend and I was, yeah, I can't quote that because that's one of the craziest moments. - Garbage horror. - Garbage horror. - The fact that she came back from that with me, like the fact that we met, it's unbelievable. - Well, I didn't, did I ever tell you about, I was at Sundance one year and I, this is the same year I went to her store and I saw Meredith at an after party and I turned to her and I just go, Meredith, you know, I root for you in Lisa and she literally turns to me and she goes, "Well, explain to me how that would work." (laughing) And I was like, "Oh my God." - Which of the, how have they healed from that? - I think you just kind of get over to things when you're a housewife. - Girl, when, when, when fucking Heather said about Whitney, like that, whoa. - The text, the text. - That's a piece of shit. - Yeah. - Online. - You're a piece of shit. - That's crazy. - You're a fucking liar, you're a bitch. - That's literally what she says. - The worst thing is you can post. - Like looking at her in the eyes. - No, you are, you're a liar Lisa, you're a liar Lisa. - You talked to Whitney last season and you're like, "How are you with the girl?" How, how are you doing?" And she goes, "I'm good because. " - The girls are all good. Like, she said something like that. - She said something like, everyone knows how to do the show and we're a good customer together. And also I did here. I think Joel saw Meredith somewhere. And he was like, "How are you feeling about the season?" And Meredith fully with a big smile. I was like, "I loved it. Everyone really came to work this year." Like, they're loving it. - They're amazing. - And GK came on the show and you could tell she felt like a queen. - Yeah. - As she should. - Oh. - Oh, two things, I'm gonna say. Please tell me when I'm afraid that when people, see me, they see Bronwyn. - Why? - Like when Bronwyn walks into the room, wearing Ronald McDonald's. - It's like costume. - Not costume, my mama. - Mama. - What does she keep saying mama? - Mama, this is fashion. - Stop. - I'm a Bronwyn fan. - I don't get this problem in the picture. - But you don't see, that's not what I'm like. - Right. - When I was there with my eyes on these heads, it's like you don't see like hot dog in a stick. - If you're anyone on Salt Lake. - You're Lisa Barlow. - No. - No. - You're not. - Who am I? - Get this right. - You know. - I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith. - That is exactly what it is. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We saw ourselves in the first season. When Meredith tells Lisa, - Stop, stop writing. - Lisa, why make a cry? - Oh my God, wait, I'm gonna cry. - I'm crying. - I'm crying. - Wait, I'm crying. - No, no. Meredith, I love you guys so much. - I'm really close with them. It's just really hurting me because we're always friends, you know? - Meredith's like, it's okay. - Wait, I'm gonna cry. I'm crying. - You look like a trampoline with us. - Angie. - Strampoline with us. - Crying rough. - Angie, one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. How does that work? - Where's the book? - She come up with that. - You know what I mean? - And Bronwyn reading it. - She's got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. - I'm getting you down. - How can you not laugh? It's like, I feel that way, by the way. - That you have one foot in the grave and another on a banana. - Which means what? - To you. - Half cloud, half dead. - Pogliacci. - Pogliacci. - Oh, Pogliacci. - Who's Pogliacci? - Can you do me a really big favor? Can you look up? Doctor who, like a skin stretched out person. - Oh, I know what you're talking about. - That's Strampoline with us. No, and then. - Wait, can you do this thing? Insert image here. - Yeah. - And also, make sure it says, "Subscribe to Lost Cultures" that's underneath it. Do it again, in fact. Do it again. - Oh yeah. - "Subscribe to Lost Cultures" is here. - Or should we say, "Subscribe to I Heart"? - Y'all, I can't with y'all. - Y'all are some clowns. - Really for real. - It's really for real. What? - Okay, my neighbor's a brain scientist. - Yeah, yeah, getting to this. - Should this be a two-part episode? (laughing) - Should this be called Monster of Serenical Part One? - Hell, oh my god. - And then we'll do Monster of Serenical Part Two. - Part two. - If we're really too. - No. - We have to get a word. - Oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot about that. - Me, by the way, me, really too. - Me, really too. - Take it back, especially this week. Me, really too. It's not me too, it's the sequel. Me, really too, hashtag. - You thought we were stomping it out the first time? No, no, me, really too. - Pussy grabs back. You thought Pussy was sitting on the shelf? Well, guess what? It was sitting on the shelf so long in the cabinet, in the dark that it became one of those potatoes with the little arms growing out. - Pussy grabs back and this time it reeks. - That's actually really good. - That's it. - Garamoth a little bit. - Oh, a culture number of thousand. - We've never gone that high, you fucking freak. - You really came in here and said, you really said, it's Sarah's culture. - I'm going to say the culture that was for me. When the Pussy's on the shelf, David Lynch, we should get direct that. - Well, he passed, he's dead. Dead man. Yeah, yeah, I get into this. Sorry. She said that global warming. Oh, no, I know. She's a brain sign. That's not a climate sign. Global is not brain. Okay. Just because they're shaped the same big circle. Brain in a globe. That's why my brains always rolling around my head like a marble. Yeah, exactly. Did you tell her all this? Peanut-headed bitch. What did she say? Peanut-headed bitch. What time my boyfriend drew a picture of me? That was little little peanut head and me screaming, "Hey, attention to me!" And he called it "peanut-head bitch." And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, "Oh, that's the most peanut-headed bitch I've ever seen. A little head." You have such a good head. It's a great head for me. It's a full-transformation laugh immediately when I see you in a red bob. Are like, "You got obsessed with that one, Bob." She's like, "You wasn't blonde, I loved too." There's something like amazing about. No, it's an amazing moment when you transform. I just, it's like, it is just like, "Listen, I'm grateful for this job because so many things, but the fact that for a job I get to wear a wig and go, "Oh, shit." There was a wig that was so perfect on Sarah that, and I don't mean to like out you as anything like narcissistic. It's just, it was like, I got it because you just kept Sarah and I sit next to each other on Saturday for our makeup and hair. And it really was a moment of Sarah just being like, looking at herself for at least five minutes. The pink girl mom being like, "I'm beautiful." Yeah. I did the substance mirror thing. Yeah, I'm positive. You did it, but you were like, "Oh, you were like so happy." I felt about when I had my Tina Turner wig. I had a Tina Turner wig in that pongo sketch. It was in certain image here. Oh, a Tina Turner wig. And once I had to wear a reba wig. Oh, that was great. And it was like, I was kind of, I was like, "Were you playing reba?" No, not reba wig. But it was a reba wig. No, per se. But in a way, well, all actresses have, you know, it was kind of channeling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't really put a reba wig on without doing a little reba. You have to say that. A little reba. At least once. That was amazing. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at singing. I worked hard. When you were singing in the hallway, and it was resounding and reverberating, I was like the all funny drain down my body, and I was just living in like pure honest moment. I was just like, "Wow." That's really kind. What did your neighbors say? Oh, what? Because you said you were straight. That's beautiful. What are your neighbors saying? Because he's done with me. I'm, I need to pee so bad. Okay. Okay. Go, go pee, girl. How bad is it? Pretty bad. I've been holding it in for at least a half hour. Oh, my God. You've been dealing with a lot with that. Should I go now? But I don't want to lose it. We've been on momentum this whole time. Okay. So my neighbors said that climate change, you, you really can tell this here. Trump. Really Trump. Come on, now, girl. Greenland. Trump. Girl. Get real, girl. Get real. Greenland. Really. Even alone. What did your climate? What did you try? Brain scientists say about the climate. She said that global war. You know that global warming is happening because dogs have dog bites are up because they're the ozone dogs like are breathing in ozone. It's making them go crazy. And the first thing I said was Bronwyn. Oh, my God. And then your neighbor was like, who? Yeah. No, literally. You know what's crazy about the Bronwyn dog attack is she got attacked by her favorite thing because you know, she's got all those dogs named after the House of Cards characters. This show is the best show on television. I'm sorry. All my dogs are named after characters from my favorite show House of Cards. And insane show. Let me be frank. Oh, my God. You're so fun. I'm gonna light you on fire. Let me be frank. No, you know those dogs were named after let me be frank. Like they're young dogs. And this girl is naming. I mean, House of Cards was like 2013. It's an old show. So she must have started bingeing like a few years ago. Dogs look like newer than that. Yeah, they're not like Houseburg. I mean, if she had right, it started the show went, came on like many of us did. And then I guess she named her, she might have named her dog for I would imagine her first dog was named Frank. And you think the second one was Claire. Those dogs are old now. Those are old dogs really old. 13-year-old dogs. I thought all her dogs look really young. And I was like, that's crazy that she named them that recently. I mean, I am looking at the dogs and they don't look old enough to be from OG series. So bless up. She started watching House of Cards after everything came out after everything came out about Kevin Spacey. She said, not only am I going to start streaming, I'm going to name all my pets after this. This is just conjecture. We don't know. They could be they got money. You know, those dogs have money. They get everything replaced. They could get the substance. Hey, group mind, group mind, group mind, group mind. When you can get in a rhythm ride the wave babe. One food in the grave and another on appeal. Look at that melody. You know what I mean, banana. You need to be in the minions movies. Wait, Eric, Eric and Jane, we're on appeal. For legal reasons. We're on appeal. We're on appeal. We're on appeal. For legal reasons. That was an evil mind. Oh no, he was. He gave it by the tariff. Yeah, this is like, he's iconic. He's like, I flipped over how many times. Three times. Because it's snowing. What? What? Or what? Or what? Or what? Or what? You're ugly. leather pants. Just a fuck up. Kyle. Hey, girl. Girl, what do you have to say to Kyle Richards? Talk to the camera. Because after you say it, we're going to do out of things money and then we're going to let him pee finally. Please. Girl, you got to speak truth to power. Yeah, who's the power? She's the power. I think unfortunately she's the power and we've given her too much of it. I agree. Speak. Be honest. Yeah. Say, okay. Say I'm gay or say I was gay for a second. Yeah. Or say Mauricio, she did on me with Doree. Just say it. My take on Kyle is she literally, the cameras are only there for her own comfort because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing, which is that she's separated from her husband. He's not around and none of her kids are around. So I think the cameras are there more so that she can have the voices of people that she knows there. So she doesn't spin out, but she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore. She's not willing to portray her reality, but she's not willing to do it in any shape or form. Period. No, you're so you're very right. Philosopher can tell your brain scientist. It's a neighbor that did chew on that for once. The ozone's making him spit fire. Yeah. Dog attacks her up, you know. And you know what? You know what? I changed everything. I said, did that woman was a mole? Yes, she was. And you made a joke out of it. You made humor out of it. And it sucks. It wasn't comedy. It was humorous. And Sarah, it sucks to sit here while you did that cheering on violence against women. You know what? This week. This week. If you don't laugh, you'll cry. I believe the phrase goes the old adage. He's not like Yoda. The phrase. The phrase goes all believe someone looking down at your eyes. Too funny. That's too. Too funny. Too furious. That's all you had to say to Kyle. You just give time. Yeah. By Eline. Like and subscribe to last coach. Kyle by Nosferat too. Oh, Kyle would have been good in that. She should have been Lily Rose Depp's role. Goldie Rose Depp. Lily Rose Depp. Lily, I think he said Goldie Rose Depp. Goldie Rose Depp would be funny. Brittany could have played that. Brittany, Batman. Did you see Nosferat? Yes, clearly. You saw it. It was awesome. You loved it. Your top two of the year are Nosferat and substance. My top two of the year are the substance and the real housewives of Salt Lake City. Great. For more than a century, Miss America sold the country of fantasy. Here we go. They said goodbye to swimsuits now. Hello to lawsuits. Now I'm back with season two of this podcast, Curse of Miss America, investigating the rise, fall, and uncertain future of one of America's most iconic institutions, the Miss America pageant. - I never received scholarship any to pay for my student loans. - He looks and he goes, "You don't look like you suffered "in the eating disorder." - It's great, but looks too ethnic. - It's a story the Miss America organization really doesn't want us to tell. - An exploitation of our Miss America's is treated by the Miss America organization as an attack on Miss America itself. ♪ Miss America ♪ - Listen to the Curse of Miss America on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. - I'm Hamza. - And I'm Martin, and we're the hosts of Out of Character. - It's a podcast, I know. There's a lot of them to listen to these days. 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If anyone wanted to commit a murder, up here would be the greatest place in the world to hide the body, but no one will find it. - He acted friendly, he talked friendly. He sounded friendly. - They won't knew that I did the scary boogie stuff, and this is maybe she'll find out whether this girl is. - I saw him violent. Backhanded a pal. - And that's exactly what made us all think he had something to do with it. - The clock is ticking down and the woods are calling. I'm Paul Solitarov and this is season two of The Devil's Quarry. - Listen to The Devil's Quarry season two on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear The Devil's Quarry season two and free with exclusive content, subscribe to LavaForGoodPlus on Apple Podcasts. - If you've ever found yourself in a TikTok black hole at 1am, eight months back on some influencers' boyfriends page, well, this is a message for you. Welcome to my podcast, Oh My Cosh. I'm Hannah Cosh. Think of me as your personal internet historian where everyone say we're dissecting the internet and pop culture with the journalistic integrity that it deserves. - There is some drama going on with "Ending with the Stars" the next row. I've been seeing "Headle Jenner" in Jacobi-Lordie everywhere. Look, the internet moves at light speed and keeping up can feel like a full-time job. Consider this podcast your weekly debrief, a place to catch up on the stories behind the headlines and feel entirely validated about your eight-hour screen time. Listen to "Oh My Cosh" on the "I Heart Radio" app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow @HannahCosh and @tiktokpodcastnetwork on TikTok. (upbeat music) - So it's time for "I Don't Think So Honey." This is our famous segment there where we take one minute to really take down something in the culture that we feel deserted. This is our moment to do that. - Yes. - Do you have something? - Don't really have anything. - Okay. - But do you? - I really do and you actually know about mine too. - I know about, yeah, okay, then it's gonna be amazing. I can go first. - Okay. This is "Bone Yanks." I don't think so, honey. And his time starts now. - I don't think so, honey, humidifier. (laughing) I'm waking up in the morning. You're blasting off all night in the corner. I'm waking up in the morning, lips still chapped. How come is that? How come is that humidifier? If you're not doing the due, then I can't give the give in my everyday life. I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass while we're at it. All because the droplets, the mist, whatever you do, what do you do? What do you do well? - Successfully. - Successfully, there was a Bianca del Rio to Lagonja Estrada. What do you do successfully? Humidifier, I ask you to be honest. - To Trinity. Oh, I thought it was to Lagonja. - 15 seconds. - An amazing season of television. - Great season. - RuPaul's drag race season six. - And we're gonna be reviewing it. - And we're gonna be reviewing. - And we're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon just getting me dragged out. - Drag race. - Roov you. - Roov you. - Humidifier. - Dude, you're job. - Thank you. That was one minute. - Bullen, would you say that you were dry as your mother's vagina? - I know. - Sort of like your vagina. - Lagonja should have won that season. - That was an amazing season. - And in fact, on culture, she should have won. - Oh, absolutely. - You know what? - Put my time on it. - I don't think Zoni's time starts now. - I don't think so honey. That Lagonja, a stranger, didn't win season six of your post drag race. You're still quoting it. You're still obsessed. - Yeah. - Bianca, we love you. We're not quote, I guess I just did. - Not today's season. - We still say. - You know what Bianca, you deserve your victory. It should have been a tie. The Monex James Trinity, K Boneta, shouldn't have been a tie. - Lagonja should have tore up that win. Just like she tore up the whole season. And I feel very attacked that she didn't win. In fact, you know what, I actually hung out with Lagonja Estrada, a lovely person. - Of course. - And let the girls have their marijuana if they needed to be right. Because she probably would have actually ate down on that season. - Truly. - Even more than sure he did if they had allowed her her little medicinal 15 seconds. - Marijuana. - And you know what, of all weeks. To not let Lagonja smoke weed on season six. - Of all weeks. - You picked this week? And we're not headed in the right direction in this country. We're not. - And that's one minute. - Does anyone know? Could anyone do the stand-up set by heart? - Sort of like over jar. - Can we get rid of it? - Get your lighters up. My name is Lagonja. Hold on, we need to do it. We need to pull it up and do it and do a reading. Lagonja stand up. Set. - I and also I respect the hell out of her that she will not return to the show. - Oh, she can go. - Yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many times because who wouldn't want to see that? She came back to like, to actually slay a lip sync to do a lip as physical. - Yes, that was amazing. - It was a total knockout. But she won't return to the show to compete because it's like, she's had it. - Good. - Okay. - What is it? - Hey, hey, hey, put your lighters up. Lagonja's in the house. And as you can tell from my accent, I'm from Dallas, Texas. And it was not very easy growing up. What are you doing with this? Whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically order beauty babies. I was go, go, go, go, gay. Oh, yeah. But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke. Y'all, I'm just flying highs. You're receding hairline, Okur. Marijuana really does help me go down. So y'all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds. And y'all, it's very dry. - It's almost kind of like you're a vagina. - Can I get a name? - Brilliant. - Hey, man. Now y'all, I'm a tree hugger because I've been in green. I'm not interested. - I was on this. - Had she done this in a way that like, at the time really owned it. Like, how'd she been high? - It was. - It was. - Like, how'd she come out and done this? Like, it's for me, it is funny. - Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested. - That's a killer. - But this is what I'm saying is, if you created what comedy is. - Right. - Like. - This podcast wouldn't exist. - You think this podcast would exist? - You think the comedy selling was built in a day? - Angi-K needs a set at the comedy set. - You need Angi-K and Lagonga Estrangea doing like, a travel show together? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Absolutely, okay. - I bet Angi-K smokes some raffer. - Don't laugh. - Rebecca. - No, her house is too pointy. - I would be afraid. - Are you with the shapes of tips of things? - The shapes of things. - What else, what else? - Your head. - You said in my triangle, my triangle. You asked like 15 times. I'm a visual learner. (laughs) - Are you? (laughs) - Oh, look at her house. I go, I would like, if I was too high, I would like fall and down to hit my head on it when I was a pointy marble slabs. - I know, I appreciate a house that's really dangerous to live in a room. That's actually my aesthetic. It has. this place with where if you even think about bringing your kids they're gonna get hurt. Right. Don't bring kids into my house. Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house. Exactly. My house is ice cold and pointy as shit. Remember when Monica fell down the stairs? My god. Yeah. My mom ate guacamole and said my green ice cream or something. Monica's mother. We forgot how crazy that was. That was the craziest woman. But what's her name? Like, I don't know. Tippy-Hedren or something? Tippy-Hedren. That's what it was. Tippy-Hedren. Yes. Thank you. I find it kind of what's that. What was Monica's mom's name? What did I say? Linda, Tippy-Hedren. You were right. Tippy-Hedren. All right. So this is Sarah's. Mine's like, you guys are gonna have to edit it out. It's gonna be so fucking brutal. Okay. Oh shit. This is Sarah Sherman's. I don't think so honey, her time starts now. And I'm speaking my truth. This is you know this is true. I know the clock is running out. I don't take my time. How much I want. Santa Maria, novella, I don't think so honey. That you reformulated my virtually. I have been wearing the same puttually from Santa Maria novella for five years. I went to go buy another bottle, spray it on me, I go I'm sorry. Why is it not spraying sticky? Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank and rank? Why does it not? Why does it smell nice? Why does it smell like a dog feet on me? You changed it. 15 seconds. I called the office in Italy. They've been making perfumes there in an apothecary month. Make the perfumes since the 1600s in Tuscany. Five seconds. I called them and I say you reformulated. They said no we didn't. I go but when I spray my shirt it's not stained brown. Because that was old formula. That's fun with it. Keep going though. My old puttually formulation. It used to use to spray it on your shirt. There would be a big brown stain like you spilled soy sauce on you. We're not going to use any of this. This is just too brutal. It's just too brutal. The bottle would be so sticky brown. Sticky all over like sir, if you couldn't even touch it. I used to be able to walk into a fucking elevator and everyone would go. Whoa, whoa. Get a job, hippie. And now it smells nice. And then they gaslight, man. I call and I was like, hey, you guys are stupid monks. Change it back. You freaks. You queer dog. Freakish monks. Get fucks. Is Italian woman just like, no, it's the same. I email every email. Yeah, do the accent. Bungiorno. Okay, no. Oh my god, that's soft. Mom, I mean, that's a Petruly pizza. That's true. You're on an SNL. Hey. No, I'm not. Actra down. Actra. And they act. So, well, you know what I have to do? I have to go on eBay. I have to Google Santa Morranovella Petruly. And guess what comes up? Bottles literally with one tablespoon of the Petruly left. And I'm buying it for $150 because that's how badly I want it. And everybody know. And that's why everyone on eBay is upcharging. Literally, I've got it. Because Sarah's buying. And they are trying to upsell symbols left of this old Petruly formulation. So I beg you, Santa Morranovella, but I know the platform that this podcast has. Oh, no, I stopped the podcast. I know what the power of less culture says. So I don't think so. So in conclusion. I don't think so, honey. The gaslighting of women on a day. Week like this week. Yeah, don't we click this. Yes. Wow. Did you remember how it said it was? No, this was the saga. But I thought it had been resolved. I thought you had found the Petruly again. Well, I found this is what fucking happened. Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the half of the bottle. But now everybody's caught on that the Petruly is different. But how does everything-- So now there's less on eBay. But how do all these eBay people have a little droplet left over? Like, who are these people? I don't know. There's someone for everyone out there. There's someone for everyone. And they change it and it smells like nice. And I like to when I smelled like vinegar. I used to smell-- When I used to come into my office. I used to smell mala patruly. Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing, breathing. When I breathe in, I smell Petruly. You should just put vinegar in the bottle. Vinegar and soy sauce. Well, I used what vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, dog pee, cat pee. All right. And now it smells like grass. I don't think it's a honey smelling like nice grass. It smells like a segment less on the shelf. It smells like kissing on the shelf. Well, my time restarted. I got a UTI from holding in this pet. The hemorrhide of the penis, that way. Is it that bad? Well, I've been holding it in for a while. I asked for the third time if it's that bad. More time has passed. There could be Logan Roy going to the brain, drive you pissed crazy. What? Is that what happened to Logan Roy? He went pissed crazy on that one, I'm saying. Is that what-- [BELL RINGING] Is that what he's got? Who is your favorite Roy? Oh. Wow. Kendall. Kendall? No, that is just-- That's Long Island boy. Kendall Roy triggers me-- Because that's Long Island. It's the same way. That is every person we grew up with down. Yeah. Yeah. If they had had money, which around me, well, whatever. Yeah, you're right. That's why it triggers me. You don't I just remember that you guys-- That he has to pee really bad. No, wait, what did you remember? For the free talent show, my friends did it dance. Dance to hate y'all. And they were like, Sarah, you can be in the back and press play on the boom box. That's a traumatic memory. Oh, them. They have to switch out the cards, because we've been going for two hours. And so we're going to end it. This has been so wonderful. It was great to get to know you a little bit. I don't want to end this. Trust you believe I'm having great time in my life. The great thing about you guys having booked SNL is now you get to go hang out with each other even more. And you know what I want you guys to do? Ride something together this week. We are, oh, trust you. We are. I legit am tired from laughing. It's crazy. We end every episode with the song. Hey, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, Sarah. You can push the boom box in the back. Hey, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh. For more, listen to Outcast, speaker box. Love the load, love the load, the classic album. Double album. Double album. ATLians. [LAUGHTER] Loss Cultures is the production by Will Ferrell's big many players in our radio podcast. Created and hosted by Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang. Executive produced by Anna Hosniay and Hans Sondi. 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