Mixed Signals - Episode 263

OK, I've I've officially moved on from somebody being able to bench at least 185 as far as me having respect for them as a man. It's now if they have a jump shot, not if they can make jumpers like if they good at shooting threes, if they have a jump shot, like if they can just literally no matter how ugly it is, no matter what the percentage is, just a jump shot. Because I was talking to this dude at the gym and we was lifting and he was like, what's up? Watch your pod and shit, blah, blah, blah, what you want. I was like, I'm just waiting to the gym open up. This is like aerobics class or some shit in there. And I went to the gym and he followed me in there and he started taking a jump shot. But he was shooting with both of his hands and like holding a gooseneck like he had like Siamese goosenecks. And I was just like, Siamese goosenecks. Just like, bro, that's in that. Doesn't that equate to a jump shot, though? No, no. You know what I mean by jump shot. Like there's people with ugly jump shots, like it might lean to the side or some shit. But you see kind of like, OK, I can tell his form, right? This dude looked like he never picked up a basketball. Like he literally just went in there to probably just follow me. And just like, bro, I got no respect for you, bro. But you can still be a good person. I feel like you shouldn't equate somebody's like the way they are to how much weight they can lift. Literally everybody in hell has no jump shot. Did the shot go in? Huh? Did the shot go in? Hell no. We have to keep chasing the ball. That's why the conversation was so long. Nigga was missing like. You know that top corner, the backboard that make the ball go everywhere? That nigga kept hitting that bitch. I'm like, bro, I kept chasing the rebound. Like, you're going to keep shooting that bitch or what? He kept shooting it from the baseline, too. You know, like, nigga, shoot straight away so we get the rebound at least. Fuck. Yo, yo, that's not what we doing. Hello. The radio is for people who are driving. I'm on this podcast. I'll drive now. Welcome to Crash Dummy's podcast. Oh, man. Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummy's podcast. Got Pat here. Gene here. We got Carrie here. I actually, I have a confession. Yes? I spelled your name wrong in my contacts for a while. And guess who called them out? I spelled it. Guess who called them out? With an I. You did? Called them out. But he called it out a while ago. I just didn't change it. What do you mean with an I? Like C-A-R-R-I or C-A-R-R-I? Yeah, C-A-R-R-I. That doesn't even make sense. I'm going to give you a pass because you're not from here. No, don't say that. Where are you from? Where are you from? I don't know what you said. It's because your IG name is like all one thing. It's like Carrie Nonny. Nonny. Nonny. Nonny. Oh, he fucked it up twice. I'm all bad. I would never. Carrie Nonny. Some international women's year. But I feel like you need to put a dot in between it. No, I want to get the underscore from off of it. Don't y'all hate that? That somebody might have the name that you want for your Instagram? Somebody has your name? Who the hell got that name? Who got that name? I don't know. Instagram just won't let me get it. No, we got to find the person. I swear. I feel like we could talk it out with the Carrie Nonny. There got to be some dude. He's probably not even from here. He's probably Brazilian or some shit. Carrie Nonny, man. That's my name. Take it from South Sudan. That's just my name, man. Take it from Japanese. Nonny. I literally didn't want to say that. Come on, bro. You can't. That's all. That's anime. Nah, bro. Nonny. You know what? That's what they say. You sound like the uncle from Avatar. Avatar. I'm a suko. The thing is we get so angry at animes. They be getting angry. They be powering up no matter what. Nah. Where did I ask that at? I think I asked that on the Extra Gravy podcast. What's happening when people power up? Because as a human, right? Something has to happen if you're doing all that screaming. You're thinking of trauma. Is it gas? Are you getting it? Are you getting erect? Whoa. I'm just saying. You're supposed to be absorbing energy from the world. You know what I'm saying? But where is that energy going? That's what I'm saying. If you get into a fight, maybe it's like going to the fight. No, no, no, no. But you don't power up before a fight. You kind of like, there's almost like a sense of calmness there before a street fight. As a kid, I kind of did power up. Got it. Because I was like the kid that got like, when I got angry, I started crying. So I'll be like, oh, and I didn't want to fight. And you know, I kind of power. That's my power. No. Power up before getting to that point. At what age do you stop doing that? I feel like I haven't been that angry yet. So I don't know. Can a 40-year-old power up? Yeah. You know. Yeah, 40-year-olds. Take their anger out. 8, 8, 13. No, I said 40. Oh, 40. 40. Yeah, like 40, 45. I feel like some people nowadays have to hype they self into a fight. I've seen people do the pacing back and forth. Yeah, they like, oh, y'all got me fucked up. Yes. It gets you more and more in the head. Like, it's just like, they want to feel more powerful. I think some people use that as a scare tactic because they don't want to fight. And some people are, like, convincing themselves to fight. Like, oh, you got me fucked up. You got me fucked up. You know what I mean? You ever gotten in a road rage incident and then the person just hype as hell? It's like, bro, just turn on your AC and just calm down, nigga. Like, fuck. No, I kind of choose my road rage battles a little wisely. You have to now. You have to. People are crazy out here. And it'd be anybody, too. Especially the youngest. Man, if you look like, like, 17-year-olds be driving and they be cutting you off and shit. I saw somebody just swerving the road the other day. I'm like, you got it, bro. Them the only two people I want to get in a road rage with. Like, I feel like if it's somebody that I shouldn't be driving, like, it'd be a 16-year-old little white girl, little black dude. Like, it don't matter who the fuck it is. If they drive and they look young, you fucking got it, bro. You can cut me off all you want. You can't fucking drive to me. And then if it's an old person, you got it. But everybody. If it's somebody in between, that's why I got a faster car, bitch. We're going to take this ride. No, anybody 60 and up, I'm honking at them. 60 and up? Yeah, yeah. No, that's crazy. No, I'm honking at them. You're trying to cause a crash. That's crazy. You know, I used to say that I feel like people over a certain age need to go back and test to get their license. I think so. I think they do. They should. I feel like not even just for, like, old people. It expires, but, like, at some point in time, the years go on. Like, it should be a different test. I'm talking about you getting in a car. You get in a car again, and you're driving with an instructor, and they get to tell you whether or not you are fit for the road. But, again, that's also a waste of time in a sense because I feel like people would just cold switch their driving when they're in front of the instructor. Yeah, you're getting ready for the test. The test need to be is, like, when they take a driver test, they need somebody in the backseat saying, Go, nigga! Fuck! Why is you in the left lane? Get the fuck out of the left lane. That's never really happened. A backseat driver like that. What? A backseat driver. A backseat driver? Saying, go? Yeah. Yes, I have. To who? Who? My uncle. Oh, okay. I got an older uncle. Now I yell at that nigga, bro. Sometime he be in the left lane going 60, and we in Detroit. Yeah. And everybody else going 100 miles an hour. He about to get us rear-ended. Shot. For real. Rear-ended going 60. Nah. I was saying, we were hanging with Pat's dad. That boy, that's a real Detroit dude. Who? Oh, my dad? Yeah, yeah. That nigga. Man. Let's see where Pat get in. Pat met his match, though. No, no, no. Nah. That nigga got it, bro. Some shit I would've thought Pat would've argued about, he bowed out. What happened? Just especially places to go shopping. Pat knew. Go ahead, bro. Okay, so when me and Mike look for places to go shopping, we're kind of like hypebeasts now, to be honest. Just like, we like the higher-end shirts, mainly because we don't want nobody wearing the same shirt to us. So, we can't go to, like, an H&M or something and grab, like, a nice shirt. I think go to Zara and get a white tee. Zara, Zara, white tees don't count. Like a basic. White tees don't count. But we try to go to those places just to try to be different, you know, at least for the show. And my dad was, we was searching around for places and we kept striking out either places that didn't have enough stuff for our sizes. And my dad was like, oh, I got a suggestion. I'm going to take you to this store over here. So, I looked it up on the internet and, like, mind you, this store is based in Detroit. No shade to them. Yeah. But every shirt is based off a Detroit sports team. So, it's like a Kate Cunningham jersey, but it got a collar on it and a pocket on the front t-shirt with the number three in pistons right here. So, I tell my dad, I'm like, no, this is not what we looking for. And then he's like, no, they got different stuff in there. You sleeping on them. And then he was, like, trying to tell me other pieces. And it was like an Army Fatigue hoodie, but the sleeves was cut off and shit. I'm like, bro, this ain't our type of store, bro, but you got it, bro. But when we left the. We went to the stores that we were trying to check out just on Google. And he's like, shit, I told y'all, they don't got. And then we went to another store. It was a decent, really good store. They had some really good pieces in there. Pat's dad cried on. It was kind of like a shirt like this, but a different color. No, it was way different color. But that shirt, though. It was like a big. It was like a 3X, though. Way too big. He walked up to Pat and said. First, he asked me. I was like, oh, that shit fire, OG. I said, it's fire? He said, it's fire. So, I was like, okay. That'd be different. That'd be different. Shut him down. He came up to me, I said. Man, I wish I had three hands So I can get that shit three thumbs down Take that shit off, man I felt bad because he actually put it away Hell nah, he know better than that And he was parked illegally too Nah, he was parked illegally Nah, he just gotta stick to his white tees, man He got all that jewelry on He don't need no flashy shirt like that Bro, it was a bright yellow shirt With like It was bright yellow And it like It had more colors in it It had red in it You're not letting your dad express himself Nah, not to my show though Honestly, because I was scared he was going to wear it to my show And I'm like, nah, bro I already told people about you, bro They don't need to see you in that light Damn, where your dad got on that shit No, I promise you, you're a real straight nigga I didn't plug anything Make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon And go to Cryzomies merch For merch as well Yeah, yeah So we're shooting Just to be candid with y'all We're shooting ahead of time By the time you hear this I will be out the country So When I'm talking about the Knicks I'm talking about this in past tense I did say I want to I want to see the city burn For them to win But now I kind of take it back Yeah Because what I saw yesterday With people getting junk Wearing Spurs jerseys I was like Because I get the The fun ones Like if they heckle them And tell them to get out there But when like punches and shit Start getting thrown Dude was like bleeding You know You see that one? Yeah, that's real East Coast shit though They do that shit in Philly too But the Go ahead It just don't make it right Yeah, it don't make it I didn't like that they were bullying people That dude was just walking down the street Now he's bloodied up in the face They were kicking the bus It's like if he was antagonizing But they also said This wouldn't happen in the South either No And that is true That's true though If you know for sure Especially New York is one of them places I'm squabbling Yeah And I'm squabbling off rip Because of the gun laws It's just like I know I'm good Yeah Texas is one of them places Where you kind of like Yeah, you sure Like everybody Everybody got a gun Everybody got a gun I mean I would say Milwaukee's that way too We're all open carry states So it's like You just can't get jumped like that Without like No repercussions Of nobody Hell no No one But I'm glad Obviously I'm glad no one I mean I said nobody got hurt That nigga got hurt No Multiple people got hurt Yeah I'm not I'm not gonna lie We was in Texas And I had on a Tim Duncan jersey Or a jersey And it was an open carry state And I was like Nigga Tim Duncan catch a quadruple double tonight Nigga Quadruple murder in this bitch Yeah Just like I don't know Obviously I like the energy That's why I meant by like The city burning I just like seeing the energy Outside the stadium But like To people like Jumping people for no reason There was another one I saw another dude That was like They were trashing They were trying to take The light pole down And the dude was like Why y'all breaking down the city This is our city This is our city And they mushed the fuck Out that nigga I just don't know why The cops weren't doing anything Bro They had a bunch of police out there They just too outnumbered To like go into Something like that Cause then it starts to get to like A 1v1 situation And then I'm saying like It's I think with cops especially If you arrest somebody As soon as you arrest somebody You're kind of tied to that person And now you really can't help Any other cop So you kind of just want Your presence to be known Yeah And hopefully don't escalate But that shit crazy though Why would they even expect that Like damn I didn't expect y'all To start tearing down The fucking city After we lost I think it's like A lot of the young kids too Cause they have all the energy Around them And they also are recording it And maybe they're streaming it outside So it's just It's too much at once What I didn't like about That one video With the Spurs fan getting jumped Was that When he was running The first initial I think it was a white kid That ran up to him And he Boo-whopped his ass Right Yeah So he got stunned And then he was getting Dragged away And the dude wasn't on shit After that right He chilled out He calmed down Not until the point Where the guy Gets slammed to the floor And people are stomping him Then I see him Come back into the crowd And try to get his lick in That's some bitch ass shit That's everybody That's the fucked up part About a mob is You only can beat the shit Out of so many people Eventually somebody's Gonna come up to you And at least tie Like at least exchange And once they exchange with you The second punch Comes from the second person Gonna do so much damage Cause it's like This is an even fight with him And now There's four other people Punching me It's over Have you ever jumped somebody Or got jumped Nah No No You Bro I'm You're not I know you haven't jumped anyone In at least ten years So like Oh longer than that Yeah Ten years Way longer than that I'm talking about as a kid though It's been a while It's like I don't know what you like I've never Intentionally like I wasn't part of no gang Looking around like Ready to jump niggas But it's just like With certain Like with my family members Back where I'm from It's like You don't You can't come home And be like Oh like my cousin KC Oh yeah he fought Today He won I think Like no no no no You can yo ass beat Yeah It's like one fight We all fight No that's how it was As a kid too It's just like I'm talking about like Off rip There's no like Especially how like My family was Like if there's Even an argument We're fighting Like everybody's fighting That you can't even walk away The shit used to be so annoying You used to be hooping And your hot head cousin Like man fuck all y'all niggas He's like Come on man These are my teammates I feel like I got to every fight Or got jumped All because of my brothers Like it's It was always It was always them Like I'm always Either have to like Defend them Or Or the vice versa Cause But I don't know Getting jumped I don't know Getting jumped is a character Builder for me though I have never As a kid And I pray I never have No no no Getting jumped now Is crazy I don't know If I got jumped now Come on now Like why y'all jumping me Like there's no point of getting Like being 25 and up I feel like you shouldn't Be getting jumped If you're out of college There's no way You should get jumped Cause in college It kind of still makes Sense sometimes When you're in sports teams I've seen situations Where like The basketball team Is fighting the baseball team Or some shit like that And it's just like The same thing you were saying Like you see one of your teammates Fighting you Jump in and help But after you graduate school It's like what situations Are you really in To get jumped If you in a mosh pit Maybe Yeah Nobody's doing that In a mosh pit That one kid Oh yeah true They be fighting In a mosh pit No getting jumped Is like It's like one of the few Moments where You're just You're angry But you You can't do shit about it Cause you're like Why are six people Trying to beat my ass Cause there's been times Like where I was supposed To get jumped And I ran But like while I was running I was mad as fuck Like I'm I can't wait Until tomorrow Like I swear to god And these niggas Got me sprinting Up the street Like I'm like Out of breath Like at the park I thought I ran From these Bitch ass niggas Got me running All over the street Like I'm some type Of hoe Knowing I got Ass in the face We had security At our building Growing up So when I was We got jumped And we like Beat some people up And then we got We're getting jumped So we ran back To our building It's just that like Now the security Just look at me At those niggas Like why 20 niggas chasing you You seem like A mosh pit person Back in the day I've been in some Mosh pits for sure When did you stop I don't Come on now My last mosh pit The nigga got Shorts on With a skull on him You know That nigga My last Mosh pit Was Probably like A summer ago actually Oh that's recent You a dad You can't mosh pit No more Like before Like when I turned 30 I think I had My last mosh pit Did you know It was your last Don't live your best life Did you know It was your last mosh pit Nigga did a Kobe Farewell tour On mosh pits This ain't your That's it One last time You know we got Summerfest here and shit So it was like We had like Ken Carson And like Are you done now though A bunch of opium Members and shit like that I'm hell yeah I'm done But what would Bring you out of Retirement though Like What artist Would bring you out Of mosh pit Probably Kanye Kanye Kanye came and did Like a Festival Now that'd be dope Is it the carnival song You do it to Nah It'd have to be Some old school shit I would just mosh pit To whatever honestly Nah Good life Going crazy Mosh pit to good life Is crazy Run away love Now I wonder Who would you know Spinning back fists How it feels How it feels Mosh pit When everybody else Is doing the Slide to sideways You gotta have some Built up anger Or just angst For that type of stuff No I've never been A mosh pit person No I never I can't be a mosh pit person Cause I'm way too conscious Of who hit me You know what I mean Like I might not I might not hit the nigga Back right now Back right away But I'm getting that nigga For the concert No The fuck Where is the closest I've been to a mosh pit It wasn't even a real mosh pit It was at the I think It might have been The karaoke night That we threw That you threw Who was mosh pitting At the karaoke Bro Let me tell you Nigga Ali bro It was my birthday Yeah it was your birthday It was my birthday karaoke People were mosh pitting And I was coming off My injury And this nigga This nigga's like A 16 year old Or some shit And he good At starting mosh pits I didn't see him In plenty mosh pits Yeah And he started Starting a mosh pit And he touched me I said bro I said That's the angriest I've probably ever gotten I said Bro if you ever touch me like that I'm fucking punching you In your chest I told that nigga I would say I will punch you In your fucking chest If you touch me like that To a 16 year old Yes bro Trying to John Q That little nigga I was gonna hit that nigga Square in his chest bro No that's crazy That's like Cause I just had An Achilles injury So I was like Still like limping around A little bit so I feel it but dang Nah I would've Nah I would've He's 18 He's 18 18, but I would have doused his ass. He just turned 18, right? Like, just turned 19 or 20. I don't really see too many women Going to the mosh pit Do y'all see a lot? Yeah but they usually built a certain type of way They built for it You know those like You know those like baseball shirts Like where it's like a different Like the sleeves is like dark color And the shirt is white They usually like got that on There be some girls mosh pitting though I ain't never seen a good looking girl mosh pit Nah there be like at the Like the artist like the Molly Santana Those type of artists in that realm That make those type of hype music There's some mosh pits where they just kind of stand there And swing their arms type shit A lot of women in those pits Yeah Still ain't seen none You show me a woman in a mosh pit And I'll go to her shower And show you I'll show you a new shower What shower? This ain't never been used before, man. All right. Somebody said, Abasnia. Come on, you got to introduce Tweet of the Week better than that, bro. Yeah, for sure. Oh, my bad. You're right. Oh, no. That's good, like, when your friends call you out on bullshit. But I like when my friends call me out on bullshit because they're like. Here's a joke, guys. I'm just saying. Go ahead. Go on. I'll look at the camera for this one. It kind of opened it up. Now I can call you out on your bullshit more freely. You're misogynistic. Oh, my God. Stop that narrative. Okay. Tweet of the Week. Tweet of the Week. Tweet of the Week. Do the tweet tweet sound, Harar. A Bosnian nigga here for the World Cup just asked me where the best local eats was at. And I sent that nigga to the hood. Hashtag good luck, nigga. That's where the good food be at sometimes. No, it is. And I feel like when you look like you don't belong, at times you get the biggest passes. Yes. The biggest passes. Because nobody want to. Everybody think jail time when they see somebody that don't belong. Yeah. Like somebody that looks not dangerous, I would say. And also, I would say like a Bosnian person, those like tougher European people, kind of where they grew up is the hood. Like some of them. Hold on. I thought, oh, I'm thinking Botswana. Okay. Botswana? Yeah, that's Africa. Yeah. Bosnian. We met some Bosnian people here in Milwaukee. Who? They run a dispensary that we went to. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Probably run a lot. I love shit, too. Shout out to them. Another tweet of the week. Somebody said, I think she's using me for my terrible looks, bad penis, and no money. What's she using them for? But that's the thing. Like, I've heard dudes like countless amount of times. I'm not going to call them out. They be like, bro, I had the dropper. She was trying to use me. And then I like look like I evaluate the dude that said it. I'm like, bro, you ain't got shit. That's the point. I'm like, what's she using you for? Yeah. There do be dudes that are like that. Yeah. I also saw a clip of Blueface. He had an interview with Jason Lee. And he was talking about how he don't want a woman that has the same thing that he has because he's the leader. So basically, he said, if I got a house, I'm not going after no woman with no house. No, that's some crazy shit. I don't think anybody should listen to Blueface. No, that's some toxic shit right there. Just go to Retriever. What do you say about the Eiffel Tower? There are dudes like that, though. They like, they like, I don't want to say, they're more attracted to the girls who don't really have much going on in their lives as well. They're easier to manipulate. Yeah, yeah. There's some women like that, too, though. They like dudes that they can build up. A project. Yeah, they like a project more. Nah, niggas don't want to build a project. Who? Niggas. I feel like niggas don't. Dudes are projects. They're more willing to than a girl is. What are you talking about? You think dudes like girls that are projects? Yeah. Both, both sides do. I don't think they know that they like them because they're projects, though. I don't think so. I don't think on average, I don't think most guys are going into like, I can really build this woman up. If they got a lot of money. In a way, they. No, that's not true. Okay. I could be wrong. I believe that, no offense to like people that play sports, NFL, NBA, I believe that some of them do that. No one does that. If it's someone that they can get away with other stuff. That's what I'm trying to get at then. Because if they met someone like, let's say this woman is like a lawyer. She made $350,000 a year and I play in the NBA. I might not want to go into something like that because she checking everything. Where are we going? This and that. But if I marry someone that I grew up with and come to hood, she never has some of the stuff. So she's not even questioning some of the things I do. So I feel like some people do that as like a manipulation tactic. Yeah, yeah. And I think it's vice versa, too. I've seen. I think it's vice versa. I've seen women take him in. They ain't got no car, no house, but that gives them the security like, oh, this dude can't cheat on me because I always know where he at. Hell no. I ain't seen that one. What? You ain't seen that? I ain't seen not one woman take in a man with no house and no car. What? Women don't say. What the fuck? I said willingly to say like, oh, I can use him. Yeah, no. Because he's crazy. They do because some of these women, they got their household down pat and all they need is a man. And a man sometimes with money is too controlling. But if you get this dude who ain't got shit, now you got to ride. You ain't got to. She ain't got to drive to work no more. She got this nigga driving around the city with the bedazzled steering wheel. Man, maybe picking her up on time. No, that shit. You ever seen Baby Boy? What the fuck? Like I said, early 2000s. Bro, that shit's still going on. Why you think these women be complaining about their baby daddy that they can't help with summer camp and shit? Like, this shit's still going on. Man, I think they get, some women definitely get blinded by like intimacy. I'll say that. But willingly being like, man, I don't care if my man ain't got no job and ain't got no car. You see some women come on these podcasts and say like, I mean, like I'm going to say Ari Lennox, for example, when she was saying that she was, she was like not attracted to the good guys when she was coming up. She was attracted to the- Yeah, I was just going to say that. Which I'm proud she admitted that. Yeah. I know women who have like admittedly like told me. Like, yeah, now I fuck with like broke niggas because I fuck with hood niggas. And they got all the money. They give me whatever I want. But like now it's a different kind of relationship that I'm looking for because I don't, I don't need to provide. I need somebody who's going to be there. Come on now. Talk. Talk. Stand up. Say it with your head. No, they should. You saying what they, you saying what they should do, but I'm talking about reality. And there's different. I'm kind of leaning more your way, Kerry, just because I do get what you're saying. Because I don't, I don't see any woman like in my, in my. In my personal, like I've ever seen. Are you, but y'all like, be honest. I got, I got a lot of family in the hood. So I like, I see this shit every day. I see niggas that literally. We're saying, we're saying a woman that was like. Well off. Well off. I'm saying, no, no, no, no. But I'm saying like, well off to me, especially now with this economy is if you single and you can take care of yourself or you can take care of kids by yourself and you're a single mom, that's pretty well off. Yeah. Okay. And you're not like dying. Check the check. Like you got a house, a car, you got everything. I've literally seen niggas come home from 17 years in prison and not even be the father of those kids and then jump right into there. I guess maybe because of proximity, if they all live in the same like areas and they know them and they're familiar with them, then I can see it. But, but it's also, but it's also a thing of like, it's like a control thing and not to say like it's bad, but like it helps them know like, oh, this man is less likely to cheat on me because he ain't got no emotions. But then he still cheats. He got, he might in some cases. Nah, come on now. Come on. Maya Moore married a nigga out of jail. Yeah. But that was a different case. Ah. He was innocent. It should have been me. Shout out to Maya Moore. Nah, shout out to Maya Moore. She never came back to NBA. I mean, WNBA. Nah, man. Damn, legends. Shit too good. Legend. Nigga came home slinging that shit. Legend. Okay. Do you know me? Yo. What's the word? What's happening? What's good? What's going on? Uh, hold on. I don't know how to turn on the speaker, bro. I don't, I don't use Instagram calls. No, you good. As long as you can hear us, we can hear you pretty well. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We got a question for you. What's the worst date you've ever been on? All right. So I, um, I used to work at a restaurant. And I asked this dude out after, um, after maybe like five or six times seeing him, you know, I was at work, so I didn't really want to say nothing, but, uh, eventually I got the courage to just be like, you know, can I take you out? He said, yeah. Uh, we went on a date. We went to the movies. Uh, we, we got food. It was cool as hell. We, we talked for a long time. Um, and man, I don't know. And I got to the end of the night and I was like, you know, this is, this is really nice. Uh, uh, you know, I, I like this, you know, we should do it again. Um, you know, I thought you were super handsome and I, and I, and I'm glad that I, I finally got up the courage to, you know, ask you. And he was like, um, I, I was wondering, was, was that what this was? And I was like, what are you, what, like, what's your name? And he was like, oh, I'm not, I'm not gay. and I i was like i was like okay what did you think i meant when i said can i take you out and and he said i i don't know i just thought it was like a friendly a friendly date and i was like what like that what straight man is is accepting a can i take you out okay what what happened on the date though yeah like walk us through that it was i mean it was just a normal like date it was just super cute we i forgot what movie we went to see this was like five or six years ago um we went to go see a movie i but first of all i paid for everything it was nuts i paid for everything we went to go see the movie it was it was cool i uh we we went to go get uh food we went to um one of those uh all you can eat chinese buffets or whatever okay it was it was good you know we enjoyed ourselves and uh like i said at the end of the night he just he just threw me for a loop and then uh and then i i got it nah he threw his ass for a loop as well man man he knew what the fuck he was doing man i don't care bro why do you think i do walk up to you and well do walk up to you and say can i take you out what do that mean no okay yeah yeah i i definitely can see where you're coming from but what what i want to know is why do you think he said that at the end of the day do you think like oh he got scared of how forward you were or do you think like he just used you for a meal so i honestly i think he low-key might have just been dumb i don't think he was i don't think he was like trying to use me because i mean we went to go see a movie and we went to go get a twenty dollar all you can eat buffet you know what i'm saying like it wasn't like crazy where did y'all sit in the movie like i said right next to each other yeah oh man he knew you was was was the the elbow thing down the armrest um i mean it was a long ass time ago i don't remember i was touching his leg or some shit probably i don't know he just thought his homie wanted a thigh grab he's like man dude it's my boy did you have his number prior to asking him to go to the i had his snapchat oh okay okay so he got his number prior to asking him to go to the that was when snap was real real popular and then he already knew you also like men already i mean i didn't come out and say i'm gay let me take you on a date i said hey i want to take you out i i assumed that he would you know realize what that meant but did you um when you guys say you're snapchat friends right so you guys knew each other prior to you asking him on a date oh no he would come into my job and i and i and i was uh i called him handsome before and and he and he smiled and he said thank you and and everything was great and and like i said it was it was like five or six times of him coming in where i was like man i should i should say something but i just i just i was like too scared and i and i'm at work and i feel it so you know what i'm saying okay yeah yeah he definitely played you i don't know if i don't know if he won i don't think he that dumb though i think there was something i don't know if he won that you might have said that he felt like oh i got to get out of this no he might have liked the day too much yeah no i feel that i um i listen bro i'm uh i'm not like i think i like myself i'm a i'm a cool guy bro but everybody not gonna like me that's completely fine it's it's just that why waste my time you know whoop have you found love since then oh yeah i've been in a couple relationships since then yeah nice why is that funny no no it's not funny because we we asked you if you if you found love then you talk about a couple relationships hey bro you find you love and then you lose it sometimes bro it happens are you in a relationship now no no single oh shit y'all trying to find me some love or something i mean i don't know how i'm pretty sure there's a couple gay listeners that would uh are you gay or bisexual i'm gay oh and and what before and y'all you said that it might be a couple gay listeners bro y'all listen y'all are one of the best podcasts come on now um i love i love uh when y'all make y'all gay jokes because you can tell whoa whoa whoa we don't make it no we've never met no no what gay joke do we make don't sit on here and play around bro no i mean are you talking about like you talking about like the pause stuff i mean yeah yeah stuff like it you know what i'm saying yeah but we never made a gay joke like oh ha ha ha gay we never did that though you specifically for sure maybe not come on now when have i ever i'm an ally brother when have i ever made a joke like that take that nigga to a movie then i can't i can't specifically recall so you off the hook for now i appreciate it bro i know you gotta be our you gotta be our new guest gay uh correspondent yeah the other nigga has been failing us and if you if you start talking crazy i'm gonna weaponize the community against you so nah bro no no i appreciate it man just don't weaponize too much now nah nah for real for real though i i fuck with y'all super heavy and i can tell that y'all y'all ain't got no hate in y'all heart for nobody maybe maybe broke niggas i have musty niggas from pat too yeah they musty niggas for sure broke and musty you know what i'm saying broke musty with a nine to five this shit don't make sense to me bro but it's cool bro chill on a nine to five niggas no i fuck with the nine to five niggas but to be broken musty with a nine to five i'm saying you got money how you broke and musty oh yeah yeah for sure i work with a few niggas that's musty and it'd be blowing my mind because we make good money bro you know what i'm saying like i don't understand all right bro how does that correspond it you have a good one happy pride month bro what you doing for a pride month are you doing anything different like like during the day i wore nothing but rainbows this whole month so far hey man rep your gang nigga i don't know i'm lying bro shut your ass up all right bro you have a good one peace out y'all have a good one peace what's happening what's happening brother man a lot of bullshit but yeah um we got a question for you oh this nigga sent us screenshots and shit hold on yeah that's i'm like yeah check him out all right i got a question for you what's something you can't believe happened man i can't believe i was spending a lot on my ex to figure out she was fucking on a nigga while i was paying for shit hair earrings nails food like how how long of a time were you paying for stuff though um i spent back in april so i'll say like three months um i spent back in april so i'll say like three months four months four months four months so how is she how is she spending time so how is she how is she spending time so how is she how is she spending time with the other dude like are you not with the other dude like are you not with the other dude like are you not spending every night that's where i'm spending every night that's where i'm spending every night that's where i'm confused at confused at confused at that thing from morning like look morning that thing from morning like look morning that thing from morning like look morning tonight on my phone tonight on my phone tonight on my phone she at work on my phone like falling she at work on my phone like falling she at work on my phone like falling asleep on the phone and i guess one day asleep on the phone and i guess one day asleep on the phone and i guess one day we had an argument i'm like you know what we had an argument i'm like you know what we had an argument i'm like you know what give my earrings back on some atl shit give my earrings back on some atl shit give my earrings back on some atl shit and she literally was like you know what and she literally was like you know what and she literally was like you know what i got my other mommy some more i got my other mommy some more i got my other mommy some more i've been somebody i'm like you so i've been somebody i'm like you so i've been somebody i'm like you so capped you be on my phone all day she's capped you be on my phone all day she's capped you be on my phone all day she's on cap on cap on cap send me the screenshot i'm like damn send me the screenshot i'm like damn send me the screenshot i'm like damn she had to wait so what what do you when she had to wait so what what do you when she had to wait so what what do you when do you think she had the time to do that do you think she had the time to do that do you think she had the time to do that then then then is when the message is basically send is when the message is basically send is when the message is basically send her a screenshot of the video her a screenshot of the video her a screenshot of the video of them at five in the morning oh she of them at five in the morning oh she of them at five in the morning oh she sent you a sent you a sent you a game tape game tape game tape he sent her the game tape oh she basically he sent her the game tape oh she basically he sent her the game tape oh she basically showed proof like yeah i've been showed proof like yeah i've been showed proof like yeah i've been doing my thing i'm like hold on what doing my thing i'm like hold on what doing my thing i'm like hold on what she sends a sex tape she sends a sex tape she sends a sex tape not to me but like the screenshot of him not to me but like the screenshot of him not to me but like the screenshot of him i would have been hot i ain't gonna lie i would have been hot i ain't gonna lie i would have been hot i ain't gonna lie yeah but she she sent a screenshot of yeah but she she sent a screenshot of yeah but she she sent a screenshot of him sending to her him sending to her him sending to her and he like oh yeah we should use the and he like oh yeah we should use the and he like oh yeah we should use the middle glasses the first and the second middle glasses the first and the second middle glasses the first and the second time i'm just like wait time i'm just like wait time i'm just like wait yeah oh he sent you pov yeah oh he sent you pov yeah oh he sent you pov bruh oh man bruh oh man bruh oh man what position was they in oh my god so what position was they in oh my god so what position was they in oh my god so oh i hate you pat why did y'all why did oh i hate you pat why did y'all why did oh i hate you pat why did y'all why did y'all initially break up y'all initially break up y'all initially break up so the first time we broke up i was so the first time we broke up i was so the first time we broke up i was dealing with other females so i feel dealing with other females so i feel dealing with other females so i feel like this is my gig her get back but like this is my gig her get back but like this is my gig her get back but keep that real damn don't have me out keep that real damn don't have me out keep that real damn don't have me out here here here you hear me did you keep it real with you hear me did you keep it real with you hear me did you keep it real with her her her man look it's 2026 man i'm not going in man look it's 2026 man i'm not going in man look it's 2026 man i'm not going in the past but the past but the past but nah did you get caught or did you like nah did you get caught or did you like nah did you get caught or did you like admit it admit it admit it i didn't get caught we got into an i didn't get caught we got into an i didn't get caught we got into an argument i was like what such does argument i was like what such does argument i was like what such does doing this it is doing this it is doing this it is so you did her you did her the same way so you did her you did her the same way so you did her you did her the same way she did you man when you put it like that man when you put it like that man when you put it like that yeah no but when it's on her when she yeah no but when it's on her when she yeah no but when it's on her when she was on her foot you feel me was on her foot you feel me was on her foot you feel me it hurt worse it hurts worse to you you can only speak from your you can only speak from your you can only speak from your perspective though perspective though perspective though what what what i'm saying you can you can know i'm saying you can you can know i'm saying you can you can know you don't know how her she was when you did you don't know how her she was when you did you don't know how her she was when you did that like that could have like really that like that could have like really that like that could have like really crushed her that was four years ago yeah crushed her that was four years ago yeah crushed her that was four years ago yeah like people people be traumatized off like people people be traumatized off like people people be traumatized off that and she didn't trust you too and that and she didn't trust you too and and then he changed, and then when you ran it back, had a plan she already knew what she was going to do to you that's what she said then she was like my whole plan was to play you from the gym because you did this and this four years ago you i'm like why not just keep it real yeah that's on you though everybody know that rule though come on now so any dude out there if you ever do a girl dirty you dumb as hell if you go back she's about to do you way dirty so look i took the l for everybody man don't go back at all not for everybody there's other niggas taking that l with you y'all niggas in harmony we in harmony y'all right so there was no signs you guys never spent the nights together so that's the thing look so i went to her crib and then i kissed her i'm like this is a dry ass kiss i'm like come back and give me another one it was the same dry ass kiss i just went to the crib she had no saliva fuck you man and then later on she was like yeah i didn't want to kiss you because i've been doing this this and this and i felt i'm like you could just get that shit stacked on the job she's yeah i was just playing a game i want you to buy me this i want you to buy me that i'm just like wow how much money you think you spent shit earrings is 250 nails 200 hair 150 too much man i ain't gonna lie to you because she get her hair done every other week so it's like 200 180 140 depending on the style nails toes food hey everybody has their way of get back bro yeah it's not like y'all just y'all even now y'all just leave each other alone yeah alone yeah definitely yeah she gone nah you need to spin it back one more time brother third time's the charm i'm here looking for revenge i was in a group chat like i'm gonna just hit one more time and they was like yeah bro that ain't gonna happen i'm like watch i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it but i don't think i should do that no no no i don't think you should do that no i was just i was just joking i honestly think y'all should stay away from each other because these be the two people that have babies with each other and then now like this is your baby mama and you know you never gonna be with her and now your child gotta grow up like this like two people that hate each other not as facts not as facts just stay away in a relationship now hell nah that just happened oh damn all right that's what i'm like that just go heal my brother what you what you went to bro you in school like where are you at in life shit i'm 27 got my own career just living life going through shit yeah that's what i'm saying just focus on your goals bro you're gonna you're gonna find one you're looking for love or you're just trying to be out here dating nah i fuck love now i'm cool everybody go through the little the little phases but how does it fuck love when you started this shit though it's different when you because i'll barely tell it from the stem like i'm basically being upfront this is what i got going on and nobody else we not for going to pass we living in the future she was gasping like oh yeah i really want you it's gonna be this is gonna be that much for sure let's make this work you think i'm gonna just take it slow instead of rushing the bullshit how long was she played my ass like how long were y'all talking before y'all you found out like three four months okay we started by talking like three four months yeah i just don't get how you done with love and you started this shit like you started the dirt and she gave you the dirt but yeah i'm just saying at least try with a try purely with another woman before you say fuck love because you started with a woman who heart you broke and that's what she knew you probably taught her that you probably taught her like started from like a losing battle yeah hell yeah you broke her heart you broke her and then you expected her to be like all glitz and glamour after that and in those in those three months that you guys are talking did you ever talk to any other girls yeah no that's what i'm saying bro but it wasn't like seriously though because what her it was like um but yeah i was communicating with other females yeah but it wasn't nothing serious the thing the thing the thing about her like when y'all first started talking she probably really wanted to do a second chance and she probably saw some of the same signs that you gave her the first time you cheated because you was talking to different girls and she probably just didn't let you know she just started turning up the purchases like okay i'm about to run this nigga pockets i see girls do that shit all the time bro especially when they know something about a dude they just gonna hey they gonna talk to other dudes she was complaining yeah i wasn't answering the phone too much i ain't wanna because like i was doing something with other females and i wouldn't want to take her on a certain date that she wanted to go to but i like how they do it different day yeah okay you need to just chill out i guess it's adding up no us us being your north star is crazy bro what yeah all right you have a good one though appreciate it all right peace welcome to crash dummy podcast bro how's it going man i'm good how are you pretty good pretty good all right i got a question for you what's the biggest mistake you've ever made in your life i think that my life would be a lot better and a lot easier if i was just gay well it'd be easy about it i think that a lot of the time we hear that it's a trap but i feel like that has proven to be true i think that a lot of the time we hear that it's a trap but i feel like that has proven to be true to be untrue in my life i think a very common piece of advice is like opposite the track and what you need in a good relationship is someone who's different from you but i feel like my life has proven the opposite and the best people in my life are just like me hey bro this is the month to do it bro yeah right yeah and i'm thinking maybe i need to tap in this is you coming out yeah yeah i don't i don't think i'm coming out i wouldn't say that i am gay i'm saying that's my mistake is that i'm not but i i feel like it's it's not a choice and it also is like you got the feeling for it if you really ain't got the feeling for it you can't say that i mean i i don't think i'm gay but like if a if a cute enough gay guy comes i mean i'm i'm i mean shit but like you don't feel me it's your it's your property i mean this is on you we don't have to feel you for you to do this i just i just want to i just want to feel understood here no if it makes you happy then that's what makes you happy we i don't think we can ever understand you we don't we don't know you that's fair so uh what what's going on in your dating life now that made you come to this conclusion nothing bro this is the problem okay it's it it's empty but don't you but don't you think that's like offensive to the community if you saying oh i can't find any woman that wants me so then i'm gonna turn gay and then i'm automatically gonna find somebody what if they don't want you either shit they'd be saying some gay guys be liking straight men though do you think i need a is there a certain kind of straight man i have to become to attract the gay man well i feel like we're not the people to answer those questions we do have a lot of gay listeners so i'm pretty sure one of them one of them answered that in the comments we had a bi correspondent before yeah we got yeah if you got some pointers for me okay so you're saying you're saying your homeboys um are the ones that make you feel like they're more like you right yeah like i mean i'm not saying i'm gonna date my homeboys but i'm saying like if they were beautiful maybe that would yeah you think your homeboy's ugly i don't think they're ugly but they're not my type yeah that's what i'm getting at so so you so you got a type though so so like what's your type beautiful and and uh i feel like there's matic i feel like there's always an example like a celebrity example because i i don't we don't know what you're talking about right now i don't know i it's hard for me to think of a dude um like rupaul maybe it's my line right now i'm not gonna leave him on scene all right let's say rupaul all right bro you have a good one bro i hope you find what you're looking for bro yeah i hope so too all right peace what's up how y'all doing pretty good yourself i'm good happy pride month to whoever happy pride month happy pride month um i got a question for you what's the worst date you ever been on well i accidentally went on a date with a girl i didn't know it was a date at the time she was my nail tech and you know just having conversations while she was doing my nails i would always tell her what i was doing like going out for the week in and she would say a little shit like oh i want to go so i kind of figured she was lonely you know so when one weekend i was like we can go out to the club or something like that i guess i was just missing signs that she was into me or whatever so one weekend we went like to like a little hookah lounge and where i should have known something was up we she took me to a gay bar after the fact like a little drag show or something like that and she was just like paying for everything she wouldn't let me pay for anything she wouldn't let me pay for anything she wouldn't let me pay for none of the ubers none of the drinks none of the food anything that we had that night and the whole time we was at the gay club i thought she was kind of like checking my temperature to see if i was like i don't know like a bigot or some shit but um basically after the date we went back to her house and i was just like okay girl see you later next time whatever i ended up getting a flat tire as soon as i left her house and she was just like oh you can come cuddle with me and i'm that's when i realized like oh you slashed the fuck out your tires i don't know what she did to my literally as soon i barely made it a block away from her house and my tire was flat as fuck like she was just like oh you can come back to my house and we can cuddle and blah blah blah i'm like nah all she said all she said was cuddle it was just it was just weird like i felt like we had a good time like a innocent yeah real good time so i'm like we wasn't dancing on each other i was dancing with other niggas that night like yeah that's all part of the foreplay um i mean i ain't gonna lie i didn't eat pussy before i don't know what a bitch before but like she was not my your type yeah and i never told her i was you know into girls or nothing like that i don't even i don't even feel like i'd give that that's what i'm on obviously she could tell a little bit maybe it was giving away a couple signs did you know she was into girls no that's the i didn't i didn't i didn't know she was into girls if i would have known she was into girls the night probably would have made a lot more sense but the crazier part was the next day um she was like messaging me like what you got planned for next weekend i was like i'm going on a date and she was like oh and she just she started getting real real weird and on her snapchat she started posting shit about like witchcraft and oh she definitely flattened your tire different spell books and shit like she just and she would not talk to me she literally did not talk to me after i told her i was going on a date and i was just like you ever get your nails for me did you ever get your nails done for her did you ever get your nails done for her did you ever get your nails done by her again um okay so i tried to go back to her because you know i was just like okay it was a misunderstanding i'm just not into that we she was cool you know i was you know um i i didn't want it to be like a weird thing or whatever so i literally went back to her shop one day i didn't have an appointment but anytime i went to her i was a walk-in or whatever bro she made she tried to make me wait for like two hours oh she was i guess she was like she didn't expect me to come back to her or something like that i don't know but yeah so i got my nails done and i tipped her well so all right start it up again no she no she just wasn't she was a nice girl like i'm not a judgy weird girl when it come to you know just hanging out with anybody but she's just not my i wouldn't put my mouth on that i'm sorry oh damn um she flat your tire with the same needle she got your voodoo doll with you better be careful now bro i literally left my car at her like down the block from her house and was like i'll just deal with this shit tomorrow in the morning like that whole like you want to cuddle and you want to stay here no i don't want to stay here what the fuck i don't care how drunk i am i'm always going home i feel it that's smart i'm getting in that uber i rather the uber driver kill me than you i don't know if i'm gonna get touched by somebody it'll be the uber driver before it'll be you i'm sorry you have a good one so we did a leak um are the amish allowed to motorboat their wives boobies or do they have to rowboat them what do you think that the motion of rowboating would be like is they not allowed to do that that's electricity that's electricity or maybe the hand has to like the woman has to put the hand on his head and just and move it herself she got a twisted like what's the other thing that the other people be doing soaking the soaking yeah soaking oh yeah yeah the amish i ought to be getting around and shit that shit they winning now how they winning they're not paying seven dollars a gallon for gas oh damn they gotta they gotta get the horse a little hay and water and get beyond their way they need to upcharge they winning they winning not winning they missed they is not winning they missing the finals i know one of them niggas sneaking out to the bar watching that shit nigga tucking his beard in and shit they come back home as little uh uh orange and blue confetti to fall off their pant leg yo what's that what they going through their drawers niggas is this a wimby jersey how the fuck you know about him it's like how do you know about wimby nigga everybody know about wimby right man yeah we just know about wimby but this is a cat jersey nigga how the fuck you know oh okay um okay uh shout out to cat but a fan of the pod you know shout out to cat for real josh hart he balling out and brunson too yeah i don't know if he's a fan of the pod though no brunson need to pass the ball keep that ball moving man um okay uh that's another tweet it says bro you sell 3.5s and 7s the fbi is not worried about you hand me the fucking weed i hate i do hate a overly paranoid wee man no that's not true bro that sucks because it's still jail time like i get like like i get it you're gonna get a ticket bro no i get it though but i feel like you should still move like that especially if you're doing something illegal bro i met i just met this nigga bro like come on now and you showed your face and i know your name and i know you everything that is true come on what where is that to be really secretive about i could have already been an undercover cop that's why i say they don't really care about them i would love to be an undercover cop and get just just for that part right there to get sold drugs by a drug dealer to snitch on niggas no not just people on people to put people in jail no no no no just oh man you crazy come on now bro oh you told y'all told y'all that's black on black where is where's my guy had that no no no and then you know what's crazy is who am i putting in jail what do you mean what are you who are you saying i'm putting in jail i'm just saying people in general people right keep it at people so i said why i gotta have a hat on i don't know come on now what if i'm suburbs of illinois putting young white kids in jail now it's a problem now it's a tragedy middle america now it's a tragedy oh man um somebody uh this uh for patreon because we were talking about doing giveaways and shit like that uh you know maybe give free tickets out to uh upcoming live show and pedro i ain't gonna say his last name but he in the patreon go find him uh he said man do like a giveaway where y'all fly a fan out and have them on the podcast and we responded niggas want to get flew out now like y'all want to get flew out to here you want they want us to yeah fly us fight them out to the podcast so they can be on the podcast like the thing is it's just like if you were like a a repeat caller and we had you on like four times and like four of your videos went viral then it'd be like okay not flying nobody out will you get free tickets to to the show like we'll meet y'all there like why would we fly y'all here to do what to do what right you gotta show them the city people people be sleeping milwaukee no they do be sleep but like yeah but i'm still not the best representative to show something around milwaukee and i'm not showing a nigga named pedro milwaukee link with somebody here bro so i'm on youtube this say a the cop is diabolical oh my gosh come on that's fair foods no but double fisting you won turkey leg that's crazy one corn on the cob turkey leg and the corn on the cob you like you live in your best life she over there eating like it's game of thrones or something wait have y'all never had like the elote in the cup yeah yeah okay what's wrong with that a little day in the cup no you said corn on the cob i'm changing it up no did you win then it's in the cup the thing is is like what we're talking about you have handheld yes you have two two foods touching your hand at the same time you can't even wipe nowhere you can't exactly where the napkins at you can't wipe your mouth it's around the corn on the cob oh now use it so come on so now you got napkin on your corn and cob you about to eat it you don't know where the napkin's been it do sound like a disaster like you try to you see somebody you know then you gotta like bump them like that yeah fall on you yeah exactly you get in court you get it like you get that freaking the the cheese on them and shit yeah then i thought it was like koji then you walk and buy especially if you got a turkey leg around me and i walk by you and you got that turkey leg out i'm biting it that's crazy somebody click that let me just click pat say i'm biting it it shouldn't be out it should not be out somebody started on a context pat page let me up though it shouldn't be out it's crazy no that's too crazy um last one um so broncos outside linebacker jonathan cooper and his girlfriend jay feigen were both arrested after she decided to go through his phone and he decided to eat her phone he ate her phone he ate her phone what type of phone was it i don't know and like it don't matter i mean sometimes a little bit they got the little the the iphone they come out every other year yeah the cheaper version i'd be worried because he is an outside linebacker and i'm pretty sure he's been in the league for a minute he's actually pretty good because i've heard his name before and he got to have cte like to eat a phone ate a phone cte and then he eaten lte no that ain't crazy bro that's fucked up because like you're gonna be burping green bubbles if it's an android the nfl scouts so fucked up they probably looking at that shit like man yeah we gotta get this nigga fire extension let's think about it i would rather him eat the phone than like hit her yeah that's true you at least he ate the phone that's that's such a crazy statement it's true it's true but it's just such a crazy like just to go to the scene carry talk about what what'd he do i'd rather he do that than hit her i'm just saying these football players look crazy no they come on though i got a question for you uh what instantly tells you someone is lying i'll say my answer first my answer was like when somebody's story has like zero flaws in it then you know like okay this is a perfect story this nigga gotta be lying what's your i always question it and with the speed of their response okay whether it's too fast or too slow i'm i'm just so even so somebody's response is too fast that can tell you they might be lying yeah and what they do in the meantime like their eyes i get it because it seems studied it doesn't seem like you thought about it you like you almost like you knew what questions i was going to ask you had a ready response i feel like if you answer the question with a question that's buying time like if somebody's like are you cheating on me what would you consider what would you consider cheating if somebody says that what would you consider cheating that's cheating no if i'm in a situation like that what i could tell somebody lying is like they try to divert back to a behavior that i had in the past and kind of throw me off you know what i'm saying it's like who is this in your phone it's like there you go again you're doing that thing like i thought we had no no no no who the fuck is this in the fall i answer my question just like you say like they don't answer questions or something like that but the thing is i don't really be giving a fuck you don't know like if somebody lying like you know how many times especially if i'm not involved like you know how many times i've been listening to somebody's story and i'm just like they're like yeah bro i had this girl and that girl and then i asked one question but oh damn how come how come this girl ain't spending the night at your crib bro you won't believe this so when we was getting into uber i accidentally got an uber pool and it was somebody else in the uber so i had to just go to the crib by myself okay congrats man no when i know people are lying like that i i kind of play into it and i'm like okay i'm not lying i'm not lying i'm not playing into it as well because i want to see how elaborate you can make the lie i'm like yeah i'm like damn nigga you went to puta canta no this nigga's never been on the plane before but it's just like okay this nigga picked the place i mean he had this lie already if he picks up to like unique ass place does that make you judge them moving forward are you just like all right now there's some people i just don't believe anything even if they're telling the truth like it's just like i just take everything they say with a grain of salt yes so it's just like and they're not close enough to we're friends but we're not like friends that we see each other every day where you like you can really your life can affect my livelihood i just kind of let you live because that's your reality you want to be in your reality that's your reality i just had to i like that especially if you don't know because a lot of people that i don't know and my lying like i let you cook with your lies too yes i have a reflex you'd be impressed yes i got a really good imagination bro it's a reflex because it's mostly when people that i barely know or they heard about a podcast they find out a fact on the internet that they're not supposed to know or like not supposed to present and they're just like oh you drive such and such car and i'm like no that's my other car i usually drive a ferrari and just like like i don't like why the fuck you got that information now i gotta give you two or three lies so you can go back to your friends like no bro they ain't got that car like why are you talking about me behind my back it's just like i just don't like when people got facts about me already so i might change that fact so it's like people out there to i saw your picture your dad is like yeah bro i was adopted that's my brother some people think my dad my brother i think famous birthday has something wrong about you what they say you're on famous birthdays that's actually funny bro i had to i had to message them the first time they was on some bullshit bro they was trying to i forgot what they were saying it's a birthplace milwaukee wisconsin yeah shout out to milwaukee shout out to milwaukee but you at least saw me on your birthday i'm from i'm from pontiac michigan though that's crazy i'm trying to see what else they said yeah that was about it no they got you on there with a backwards hat i swear to god they go in there looking like an undercover cop on that bitch backwards hat is crazy really yeah go look at you you can just uh go through my famous birthdays and then say oh it is a backward that was a that was a picture for an ad yeah look at that nigga he looks stupid as hell he looked like the dude you showed me no mine says mine says birthplace united states they didn't even give me a city damn i don't know where that nigga from man throw that nigga something man it said uh during his podcast he has provided commentary on pop culture celebrities including notable figures like beyonce and genuine i don't think i've ever said genuine no you definitely talked about genuine for a long ass time no really whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa why is diddy's dick so little no i'm just playing but uh you talked about genuine whoa what was that like a tinker yeah yeah yeah what the fuck you talked you talked about genuine falling off the stage and like remember when he fell off the stage he was up there drunk you kept you kept talking bro i still don't think i talked about no you was talking about that nigga trick him just now what what just happened i don't know what are you talking about i don't know my edible just kicked in and this nigga just said that shit out of nowhere i'm like whoa what did i say i didn't say shit bro y'all need to tweak it y'all hi no i'm good you're good yeah okay no nigga gene tweaking bro what else happened um i'm trying to think about oh i started love island oh no what yes okay go ahead i'm only through episode two so we only can talk about through episodes i first need to know what made you want to start watching it uh my girlfriend made me watch it yeah she beat me um no but i just want to talk about the concept of the new love island and this is how i know i'm like unk status now because i was getting mad that everybody was kissing each other i said i said you just kiss him what the fuck going on the back to back i've been seeing the clips i saw like the back-to-back kisses going back and forth no they was they was kissing a little bit too much in that that's what they do and like one because people were sending this on my twitch i don't want to hear no dudes talking about oh they got women on love island that i wouldn't even talk to like you would talk to every woman on love island shut your bitch ass up like just stop saying that i like but i like the shows that not to say like more normal looking people but different looks yeah i i appreciate that about love island like i'm tired of like the same like model looks chiseled face like petite body like they put in different type of bodies faces colors i think is is getting more like that so that's why i appreciate through the first two episodes just like the concept of it i try to watch the last season one which one was what uh olandria oh that one okay yeah i tried what but then the first episode i started seeing them singing and doing like a dance choreography thing like the intro the intro and i couldn't make i couldn't i couldn't make it through it when i tell you if if y'all listen in love island just get straight to meeting the people the fucking intro they had the intro again for this one yeah oh my god the intros are fucking terrible bro they don't make no fucking sense to me the show don't start until they bring other people on the villa okay what's the concept of the show how does somebody win the show you have to find love with one of the people okay they're on the island with you but throughout the entire season you're gonna get bombshells that come into the villa and try to take you away from the person you might be coupled up with and so the couple that lasts the longest and is at the end and do people get voted off though they do get some people get voted off by the audience okay but i think they just started that last season i don't think season six and the ones before that had the voting option so now the audience and we're kind of like mixing things up it's kind of messed up got it no that's crazy oh man but it just becomes it just becomes a popularity contest after that it'd be very hard for me not to like like as soon as i vibe with a girl like i'm sitting her down and just like we could be famous like we could we could also here we go we could be famous we could be famous during those conversations everything's recorded no but come on now we can talk get real close in that bed listen we could be famous come on girl yeah listen listen we're just gonna be the couple we're just gonna be lovey-dovey all right the thing too that but that also is the reason why i don't really like reality shows like that as much anymore because people go into it knowing that they can make a name for themselves outside of the. Now, yes. Yeah, so it's not like. I feel like when I think about like Jersey Shore and like the old survivors and shit like that, like, nope. Yeah, yeah. So nobody really knew you're going to be like. They were just being themselves. There'd be some niggas on or a woman on those shows that kind of like are maybe be pandering or doing something different that they wouldn't be doing in real life on those shows because it's like this is going to be a good look for me and I can become a content creator basically forever off these shows. I can agree with that. I also, with this Love Island, I don't like that. It seems like it's more friendship island. Like they're caring more about their friendships and relationships with their peers than actually finding love which is so weird to me. But one thing that I thought was funny that I paid more attention to this season were the occupations of some of the islanders, I guess. Because I don't know why I thought that maybe they would have different jobs. But one of the girls I think her name is Trinity, she was like, yeah, I work at like Ace Hardware or like something like that. I was like, oh wow, that's so interesting to me. But yeah, one of the dudes, I want to ask y'all, he was a police officer and he actually quit his job to come on Love Island. Do y'all think that that's fair? Because people was cooking him online. For quitting? Again, for the same reason I say he can, after the show, he can become bigger on social media than whatever he was getting paid as a cop. Like honestly, you just need to make it through at least half the season and you good. There's literally like, I've seen people who barely were on the show have like an uprising in followers just because they were on the show. I don't even know who won the last thing. Was it the Nick? No, it wasn't Nick and Alondra. It was Abaya. I can't even know. I don't even know how that person looks. They're not together anymore. But the Nick and Alondra, they're still together? That's neither here nor there. So they say, whatever. But still, but they didn't win. But they didn't win, but they're so popular They were the popular couple. One of the popular couples and I think they have a really great friendship. I'll say that for sure. They're just like, they're too conscious of the cameras like you said. It's just like people, like Love Island is watched every year. There's people that grew, like some of these people that's on Love Island, they were 16, 17 when the first Love Island came out. They grew up off this shit. Back in the day, they didn't even know what show they was on because the show wasn't popular yet. So like by episode, episode two, they forgot the cameras was there and they having sex calling each other racial slurs. Like they don't give a fuck. They don't just be scrapped out. Like I think inviting ex-girlfriends and boyfriends to the house because they sick of being in the house. Like it was crazy. I think also with this one, with these shows now though, I do like it in the sense that some people think it's easy. It's nice to see that some people are getting called out for who they really might be and their true character because I think to some people, some people in the real world when you kind of have yes people around you or people that agree with you and think like you, you think like everything you're saying is right or you know morally right or just like factual. But when you kind of get on a show when you're surrounded by millions of people watching as well, you start talking the same way then it's like, oh, I'm the delusional one. So that's the other thing I do like. Did you get called out on your BS? Yeah, because some people are so like oblivious to themselves. But on the flip side too, like for example, I don't know if y'all know who Huda is. Yeah, I saw that. I've been seeing her. I saw her run through that garage. But they showed some other clips. I don't even know the context of anything. I just said, ex-baby mom going through the garage. I had no context. That's some crazy shit. She went through her ex's baby mama's garage to see if his car was parked there. And then they showed another clip of her waking somebody up out of their cold sleep to tell him like somebody left to like the villa or some shit. She's like, you know they went to the villa. I didn't know she had a kid. Yes, but that's. The other thing I also saw was before for her. I always see bad shit about her for some reason. When she was, I think when somebody on TikTok live or some live thing said the N-word about the Alondra again. I feel like I've said her name way too many times this episode. Who said the N-word about her? It was like a caller. And then she there started laughing at it. I don't even know the dude's name in it. Yeah. But what was you about to say about Huda? About her and why you keep seeing negative stuff about her. She kind of was real crazy up in there. I'm not going to lie to you. But it seems like her fan base still embraced her and allowed for her crazy behavior. So I think on one hand you do have people who might be able to tell you who you really are. Like, oh no, you tripping. You shouldn't act like that. But then on the other hand if you got some fans and some fans out there they are going to ride for you whether you are right or wrong. And I think that's the type of fan base that like Huda has right now where they just going to go hard for her regardless. Yeah, yeah. She got it out there. She got some good press. Right now it's like there's no such thing as bad press in like this new streamer slash reality show TV world. It's about like how many views you can curate. And you can damn near change the way people look at you in real time after you get like the negative views. That's where we at with it now. As long as you don't do something that's permanently banned. Like a Nicki Minaj or something. Oh, wow. Free Nicki. Whatever spell she's under. So anyway, that's been the episode. Appreciate y'all. Anybody else going on? Um, shit. If you're in Sweden, holler at me. Oh, yeah. Anybody. He in Sweden looking for a sweet man. Well, what's that bar? Come on, bro. Sweden. He said, what else you said about Sweden? What'd you say about the people over there? That's been a crash on me this episode to whatever this is. Listen, Swedish, I wouldn't trust him. He said something about y'all fish. All right, y'all fish.