Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun

Your dilemma, daddies, are on the way. Straight after this episode, hit play on Get a grip with Angela Scanlon and Vicki Patterson. Holiday season is here, finally, and the ladies are unpacking a dilemma of their own. Have holidays become too performative. You know Angela and Vicki have plenty to say on the subject. Search for Get a grip now and queue up the episode to play straight after this one to hit all of their holiday hot takes. [Music] Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into a week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful GMD-vers. How the Dickens are you? I'm good, how the Dickens are you? I'm alright, we're on a program called Saturday Kitchen on Saturday tomorrow. Yes. So, we're going to do this contemporaneously. Yes, if you're listening to this on Friday tomorrow, we're on Saturday Kitchen from night. No, 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock it's on, I think, Saturday Kitchen. In the morning. Wait, I can hear someone googling. 10. I'm not sure. I'm going to produce this. It's a googling, alright. Yes. Now, you've done the show before? It's great. I've done the show. This would be my hat trick. Oh. Back of the net. There we go. A show that is the exception that proves the rule, it can't, you can be on it. Yes. And it still will continue. We were all a bit worried it was going to be the last time a performance of Titanic, but luckily we have continued. I'm not up, but to be jinx. Now, there's going to be food on, is this where they do food heaven food hell? Yeah. So yours will be fish. Well, on this, I was thinking, should I say when I do my research call, I hate pasta, because then when everyone inevitably gets me to pick my food hell, I'm actually, ha ha. Do you know what? And there's not many people. I hate the system. Oh, do you know what? There's not many people that get picked as hell. Oh, they'll pick me as hell. But they will, in fact, there's only handful in like the past few years, but I know you will. And I want all the G and D's to rally around on Saturday. Make sure you watch and listening and vote for Williams food hell. Please. I guess away on Saturday kitchen with saying nothing fishy touches my lips. Yeah, you can go it. Okay. So please, please, if you want to watch some at fishy touch Williams lips watch us on Saturday kitchen tomorrow, Gene Devers and vote. They'll tell you when you watch your how to vote on the website. I don't think you have to pay for it. I'm not eating Matt Tebets prawn. It's such a fun show. And you'll meet Amanda Roo runs and stuff. She's great and everything. It's such a. From Senuous. Senuous. You clearly haven't watched Amanda Land. It's fun. And you get to drink. Only thing is be careful because you're. I've got to do two shows. Yes. Oh, I have never left that sharn. Well, be. I remember you two got into trouble. Were you three? We had to put her in a taxi. She weren't that bad, but she were pissed. I remember watching Barry Humphries do it. The late Barry Humphries and he was outrageous. Yeah. It's hilarious. Just play with me at 9 o'clock in the morning. They were going to sharn. Sure. Tell them where it's from and stuff and what the great. What the. Airy or Shower, it's all great. It's okay. Just down there. Yeah. It'll be good. I'm looking forward to it. So you bring the D. All right, guys. Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah, let's take some de Bonne, actually. Take some de Bonne. That's a comedy with you. Yeah. Yep, great. Right, I'll take some de Bonne. I'm going on a boat party after that. A boat. Yeah, I've got to be on a boat for half. Well, I'm going on an old day. Piss up. Wow. I'm going to be amoured and then I'm flying on sunday. I'm going to Greece. Not for this, for however. You have not told that through. Can you be here? What? You can be here. I'll cut my people down. Where is. Can we go into the help I set up for my bus cover? Don't ask any questions. I don't want any snigger in. The sailors outfit from not the last tour of the tour previously. Where is that place? Asking for a friend. Since storage. Yeah, can I have that out of some. Actually, my tiny menoe costume, actually. All seriousness, I would actually quite like. Yeah, well, man, that. I could have worn it for our pride war night the other day at the theatre. So can we go into the storage for the boat party. Mm. Is producer Martin there? (laughs) Merchandise. Merchandise Martin, is he in there? Is anyone said in for a while? It's all up in Saundered. Oh, okay. Merchandise Martin is just. He keeps track of everything. Yeah. He's in there. Yeah, like that. Yeah, like that kid I watch after. I can see you as outfit. Oh, man, I've got that for you, man. It's really easy. You'd have to listen back. You'd have to listen back to episodes from January 2020 for that reference. The merchandise. Is he still with us? Over six years ago. Is he still with us? I think he always. There's a story there, but yeah, he's with all the audience, right? Oh, okay. I like dear lads. Yeah. Basically, we used to have a Merch stand. But that was you don't know, and he used to sell Merchers. Yeah. In between. I imagine some people will. Well, some Gene Davis will be with me. They will. They will, man. In between Smolkin' Rowley. I like dear lads. What you want to hear? I'll do you two for a tenor. I'll talk about that, and I'll shock in a pig stick for the dog. (laughter) And I shared a bed, that's what I always. Oh, yeah. God, you mean it. Oh, my God. Oh, the day was like. Jordan, I was sharing a bed, and we were like, fine, we've known it to the years, not a problem. You two were like, you know, you did a little pillow. A pillow? A pillow, down the middle of the bed. So you didn't positively dodge. It's pathetic. I'll, by the way, before we've all got to add Nick, that quote from Phoenix, and it's about pig stick for the dog. Right. Let's do it. Last week, I said I was planning to try something new on my holiday, and we asked our G&D visitors to get in. How was that food, Bob? We haven't tried it yet, actually. But thanks to the chips. But we asked. One six, anything, huh? We asked you to guess what it was. So have we done any of them? How close are the G&D visitors, and would you try this? Heidi said, "Strawpedoing," whatever that is, a blue WKD, Stephanie said, "Downing Lady Petro, Petro, Petro." What is straw pedoing, please? Well, you down a bottle, you keep the straw in, so if you have the straw in, it comes out quicker. That was the old rule. You've got a straw in the bottle. It would be slow, and then you bend the straw. You hold the straw in and through some sort of physics. The liquid comes out, super quick. So if you don't mind a lot of liquid hitting the back of your throat very quickly, then it's good for you. I will, before we leave this earth, me and you will straw pedo WKD. I might do that another day. Right. Could you do it next week? Is that what you're going to be doing? No, okay. On a style note, Emily said, "Fake 10." Abby said, "Flip Flops and a vest." And he said, "Socks and sandals." I would never do socks and sandals. Socks and sandals is back in? I know Mike is doing it around the house at the moment, I don't like it. You do do fake 10 every night. I don't fake 10 every night. I've had spray chance. I don't think so. Well, yes, but it's. I would say fake 10 is more at home, whereas a spray chance is more professional. I'm the best at loving fake 10 because I learned as a camp young Jordan used to do it for Wendy, didn't I? I don't know how to do that. I do the math or do you do that? I used my hands and I've talked about this before. I forgot to wash them away into school next day and everyone took the piss out of me. Miss Crank from IT, I didn't remember going to stuff. Miss Crank? Yeah, she didn't remember going to stuff for me. That's actually from Roll Darle. Hey, Darle, I still speak to. No, I'm sure she's lovely. She's called me, Darle. She's a deputy. Donna Crank, that is a name from either Roll Darle or Horrible Ingrid. No, that YouTube series and doing me on the deck. You can watch it on there that they turned up my old teachers and I was surprised in a party. Yes. I'll get a plug-in for them, I think, as soon as you do, you can't get them. But it's on YouTube. It's Typing, Genevieve, a surprise dinner party. I don't know what I'm cooking or own cooking for. And then I'm going to start making the dinner and then guess comes with a jeddwood and I'm Miss Crank. I'm just a teacher. Did you remember them all? Yes, but I kept calling Mr. Waters, Mr. Walters, for some reason. Oh, you're joking. Which have felt bad for her. Will you be wearing shorts on Grace? You must be wearing shorts on Grace. Well, I'd be wearing shorts. Of course, I bloody well. Yeah, I think it's fine to wear shorts on holiday. It's not a problem. I went for a run the other day. I had to take me top off. Oh, of course, he will. For the first time, really liberating. Honestly, I know I knew this or into it now. Because I think that's the best. But remember, I've said it before with nudist beaches. They don't all look like shortmenders on nudist beaches. You don't turn up when you're looking at loads of shortmenders and Tom Holland's. You are looking at different body types, which is fine. But just you. What the fuck are you wearing? I'm running care. Why are you wearing rainbow glass? What's the white up? I'm so sorry. It's bad. What are you running down the river? It's a bit tough. I don't say. It's quite liberating. What are you wearing? My vest. You've got. OK. Can you turn it around the right way, please? Can you edit and rotate that? That's annoying. Your sunglasses look quite squish as well. Yes. You thought you had them a long time? No. A couple of years. You look lovely, Jordan. Thank you. There are a few activities, suggestions. I said I might be trying camping. More chance of plating, pissing and camping. No chance. Danielle said skinny dipping. Absolutely not. You see, more chance of that than Ibiza. Did you? You're a dirty bitch, you look at that. Oh, that was. You just given me a wing. You know what? As far as the wing score, that was pretty sexy that Ben just did. I feel like I'm reading that letter from Tuesday again. I skinny dipped in stitches, funnily enough. I'm just kidding. That's not called skinny dipping. - Yeah, a wedding, I wouldn't say. - So wedding? - I thought, skinny, dip it. - Oh, I've done it. I've skinny dipped in the beef, actually. - You and me both, sometimes. - Yeah, just going back to your skin, you obviously with cats. I see when I was out. - And you was there. - And other friends. Do you not find that awkward? - It was a very, it very much didn't feel like a Hollywood movie where everyone was like jumping in and like for a look at it. It was very much like everyone looked that way whilst the girls getting the pool. - And remember when you get out the pool, can I? - Then everyone left. It was quite methodical. - You don't do it in the pool. You do it in the sea. - Well, I was, I was constantly. - Yeah, 'cause surely in a pool, you can see it, because of the chlorine. - We don't, yeah. - Well, we did it. We ran in and then you take your stuff off and it feels, honestly, it feels amazing. And it actually feels amazing in the sea. Anyway. - Balls. - Yeah, we did. - That was what we did. - It genuinely, I've only done it once, isn't it? - Well, we were running with my top off and skinny dip. - Are you okay, do you need a fart? - We've doing it. (laughing) - You are like a dog on heat today. - Wow. - Wow. - No, I do not. - Everything comes back to being naked or sex with you today. Joanne said the morning water aerobics class after claiming my sunbed at 6M, presumably for me sun lounge at not a sunbed. - I can imagine you doing that. - Yeah. I would quite like to do water aerobics with a sort of a pool noodle with a bunch of geriatrics. That would be quite fun. - I can't arrange that. - Rebecca said I've been trying a pint and saying, "Core, she's a bit of a rite." - That's Jordan in London in the heat. - Yeah. And some people suggested I'd be trying sex with a woman. But the least realistic suggestion came from James who said I might be flying economy. Absolutely no way. - Okay. - I will come back to you with whether I do triage or not and what it is, but even Mikey, when the thing went up on social, sent him me going, "Sorry, what?" - What is it, have you told me? - No, I haven't actually. - What's his thing? - He's trying. - How long are you gonna leave us hanging for? - Couple of weeks. - Are you gonna sunbathe naked? - No. - Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. - I can read you down. - Write it down, then. - Okay, I know exactly what it is. And I know for a fact I'll be right here. Let me write this down. - How about a piece of paper, Jordan? - You're fucking. - You're going. - Two. - Piece of. - Oh no. - What? - No. - I thought you were gonna wear speedos. - No. - No. - No, that you're old. - I mean, I would. So I don't have any calms at that bite. I should don't like the feel of some. I prefer a little trunk. After our stage door etiquette to level, we asked our G&D for awkward celebrity encounters and we got a lot of responses. Laura saw Harry Rednap at the vet's. She was with an animal. He wasn't being checked out himself. Was it on all fours on a stainless steel table? - The probe up his bum. - It was during COVID, so they were stood in the car park and just nodded. Days' brother bumped into Rod Gilbert at the rhinals. - He's funny, Emma saw Anton DeBeck in fat face. That's not a very Anton DeBeck store, I'll be honest. And had to help him choose the top for his wife as he'd forgotten his glasses. - He married. - Yes. - Yeah. KB's friend greeted Richard E. Grant, assuming she'd had sex with him and only later realized he's famous. He sat behind me once in a flight. Sam, Alison Hammond, and didn't know what to say. So just said, "My mum's name is Alison too." - Brilliant. - Lucy opened a door for Tom Hardy, and when he said thank you, they said you too. - Yeah, when you don't know what to say. And Emma said, "Alain Titchmarsh came to the cafe "was working at, as he left, he reached towards me "in front of all my colleagues. "I assumed he wanted a hug, so I gladly lent forwards "to receive a moment of embarrassment, "as he realized what I was doing. "He laughed and gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek, "only to show me the money he was reaching "to put in the tip job behind me." - Oh, little Titchmarsh, giving tip. - Little tip-marsh. - Titchmarsh. - Alan Titchmarsh. - Get up from King Michael, because that was common. I was thinking of that, I was getting there. - My English teacher never used to like Alan Titchmarsh, and he used to call him A-tit. - Why? - A-tit. - How can I say, love is T-time shit? - I was on it. - Well, yeah. - What happened to that was ITVT time, 'cause it was Polo Grady for years, and then. - Yeah, it was Polo Grady. - And it was Titchmarsh. - Alan Titchmarsh. - I think it did one. - Yeah, it did Melonsood, and I tell you. - It's just like a talent in the sort of, - Anthony Carton, did one. - Yeah, and then Polo Grady, I think, went back. And A-tit did one. That was the most, that was the most. - That was just a love coming off in school and watching Polo Grady. - Anthony Carton was the first celebrity that I met when I started this job nine years ago. - Really? - And I lived with him. - Really? - The only ways up? - Literally. - It's a lift joke. - It's a metaphor. - Now, this is about people meeting us. Now, Gary cried, meeting Jordan, having a drink with him and EPB and Belfast. He was crying because I wasn't there. - I think that was 'cause that was when you got, you fell asleep in the back of the van. - I know, I fell into the back of the van. - No, no, no, Den, he fell into a rubbish bin in Belfast. - I think he did both. He fell into the bin and then we fell into a big industrial bin and he fell into the van. - Gary, I do remember that. I cried the next day and he literally missed me. Fucking fly on. - Sarah met you, Jordan outside capital. It wasn't awkward at all. He was lovely. Lenska waved at me from proof rock coffee and was horrified to realize that they know me from Instagram, not real life. Hermione met producer Ben and me and apparently forgot how to interact like a human. And Amp said Titanic is one of my favorite musicals, me and my best friend, my best friend and I, have seen it over 30 times in the West End. Having been a G&D ever since 2023, I have loved getting to watch William absolutely smashing it as Ruthie. However, the second time I met William at stage drawer, I decided to share a thought ahead during the show with him. Whether he reckons he has ever drunk water that has come from the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. It's a very deep question. I feel that this is one of the strangest first impressions I have made in my life and it pops into my head at 3 a.m. frequently. Now that's what we're drinking. Battery acid. I mean, it's a, it's a, probably we have done. I mean, because I think Jonathan told me this once because he went once to a water plant on a turk, don't ask. And your average glass of water that you get from the tap has been through other people at least seven times. And it's part, obviously it's been cleaned and whatever, but has been through on average. It does put you off. It's a great advert for pine-pustled water. And in the water, water would be the same. Yeah, that's true. Microplastics as well and stuff and eggs. Well, I tried to buy cans where, where possible. I'm just saying like this in water. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Anyway, over that sobering thought, we'll have more of your emails, messages and letters after the break. All right, Gene Divers, we are back for our Friday episode, William. What have you got? Well, Lucy has messaging after we've been causing problems with her school, Hello Team Sexted, another teacher here who had a help I sectioned my boss projected onto the whiteboard. I dread to think how many times, thankfully, just the title of the podcast at the side of my Spotify, however, I do teach year three. That's seven to eight year olds. So it's rather more problematic for the word "sexted" to be anywhere in the house. A child came over to my desk and said, "Mist, there's something on the board that I don't think you want on there." He pointed to right where it said, "Help I sectioned my boss." And as I noticed, the panic set in, he then pointed at where it said, "My first name is said, "Now we all know your name is Lucy." Oh, absolutely. But a bit inconvenient, as now I have to freeze the board to load Spotify anytime I want it and YouTube is signed out. Thanks for such a brilliant podcast, Lucy. I remember my uni lecturer went to put, YouTube and shows a clip and just loads a U-Pon come up on his laptop. I'll never forget it. For me enough, it was shown as a clip from Mad Men, which I then watched and got into. Yes, you did, you loved that. Ellen. You did it to U-Port as well. No. I remember that. Ellen has messaged in after a disappointing trip to the cinema. Dear William Jordan, the garden, no, and Ben. My best friend, Dr. Dodie, who deserves a little shout out and I absolutely die hard fans of both Toy Story and the podcast. Oh, there we go. So you can imagine. I can take the bad reviews, it's fine. So you can imagine our excitement when we discovered that Jordan was voicing the garden name. Shut up, chair. As experts living in the Middle East, we rushed off to see the film and spent the entire time eagerly awaiting Jordan's appearance, the perfect crossover of our two favourite things. Imagine our confusion then. When the garden name appeared with an American accent, naturally we raised home and consulted Google only to discover that in different parts of the world, some of the characters have entirely different voice actors and accents. We were genuinely devastated. Oh, so sorry. So from two loyal fans who feel they've been rather deprived, we have one small request. Would Jordan be willing to read the garden names lines on the podcast so that we can finally hear the performance we're so excited about? We promise it would make two very happy listeners with best wishes, Ellen and Dr. Dodie. Oh, Blaze. Shut up, chair. Quick, shut the door before they come back. [CLAPPING] OK. [APPLAUSE] OK, so that's your first scene. What's the second scene? Now that was it. Oh, OK. Now there was actually-- generally there's more in it, but that's the ones I can remember. There is. There's more. And that's interjective with other characters. But yeah, OK. And see, you've so good. Thank you. Well, Ellen and Dr. Dodie, you're as good as you used to come over here. Yeah. And you're definite like you will definitely know it's me. It sticks out like a sore thumb. Yes, I have been talking. by someone that in a film full of American accents, then suddenly it switches to a Lancashire accent, which is funny. But it's noticeably you. There's no way that anyone can say that that's not Georgian. Oh, it's great. It's better than the other one. Anonymous is written into complain about the state of tea drinking. This sounds right up my street. A lot of complaints today. Yeah, William and Jordan. From a former butler to an expert on etiquette and a classic but innocently funny guy, that's you, Jordan. My husband and I like to polish our antiques. What if you want to call it? Whilst we listen to your show. Sometimes we cook dinner, but a lot of the time it's shining the finer things than having a drink or two. We recently went on holiday and I ordered tea. When the drinks were served, my tea was in a see-through glass thermos. It was hideous. It dripped all over the table and the saucer and it looked terrible. However, design is clearly didn't give thought to be proper or aesthetically pleasing. Tea should be served in a tea pot with a tea cap and saucer and the tea pot should not drip at all. What would you have done if you were served tea in a receptacle not fit for purpose? By the way, if National Service were compulsory, William, you would be the editor comp. And Jordan, I think it's meant to be a editor camp. And Jordan, you would be A-Wall. I'd do the surface. To be fair, actually putting Jordan and National Service would be good because the wall would be over very quickly. And that is where you would get the last laugh. Exactly. That way comes off while I get cancelled. Get me out of there. I don't go out. I want to do my service. Just look at moving around. Yeah. I can't stop writing. So there's a photo here of this. Also, why have you written anonymously? Yeah, I don't think they're going to press charges. I do admit that tea doesn't look great, but I'll say this before and I'll say it again, tees for home. Bruse for home. Bruse for home and for your hotel and work. I mean, also work and sorry, but you never, don't order a tea out because a, well, if you're a nice, it's charged two pound odd for tea. Get a bag of tea bags for that. A brew for me personally, so because you can make your own tea then and you can do it how you like personally or if you're going to like somewhere that's specialised in tea, but never get a brew out. Never order tea at like an airport cafe or something like that. Well, this is why I won't drink tea because I just see so many bad teas. But if you make your own and do it proper, I still don't know. But also, coming back to an outlook, this picture that has been sent in, I mean, you've going somewhere that have orange plastic chairs. I mean, what should you expect? It's what I'd say. But this glass vessel having zoomed in, it's got the sort of the, at least it's loose leaf tea because it's got that sort of the tea strainer in build. It does look like it's doubly insulated, so it does probably keep it hot. But I would agree a tea pot is a lot better. Remind me to pack tea bags for my holiday. Jordan's talking to his phone. On Friday when I pack at 4pm. Thank you. Rupert has a love having a brewing hotel another day without little UHD milk. They do. Oh, no. Some about it. And then when you drink, you have lost all your tea credentials. No, no, no, no, let me explain. Bitch, please, let me explain because it reminds you of being on holiday. First day or two, it's horrible. What do you mean it reminds you of being on holiday? You are on holiday. Can you let me finish and then it gets better and get used to it and you think, oh, all it reminds me of it. And then when you get back from airport and you have your first proper brew, you're like, ah, this is why I live in Britain. This is why I'll never leave. And then every now and then when you get home and you've not got enough milk in and you open long life milk from cupboard, you have it and then it reminds you of your holiday. Right. Are you with me? Are you with me? You know, like when you spray a spray, we put a bit of sun tan lotion on it, and it reminds you of the brew. I'm going to brew with you. UHD milk reminds me of me holiday. I talked to someone who said that they go through airports and then they buy like a perfume in the airport and use it all over the holiday. I do that. That's a specific holiday. Then you can like, you use it again in the future and you're like, I remember that. I do that every time I go to skegnet. Great. Rupa has a bone to pick. Do you believe me? Jordan and PB, this is just for your oral pleasure. oral AURAL. As you are such knowledgeable and particular person in respect to pronunciation and grammar, I feel compelled to write in. Having discovered your podcast around six months ago, I regularly enjoy listening during my varying commutes around the country to date. I have reached the episode just before your wedding. It has come to my attention that you mispronounce two words, which surprises me. Here we go. I'm always here for this. The first is the high quality appliance company, Miele, which you pronounce Miele, which frankly makes me shittish as it's pronounced Miele. How can I be so sure, you might ask? Firstly, many moons ago, Miele used to provide retailers with promotional materials stating, I'm a Miele dealer. In an onomatopoeic, stiley. Secondly, my wife worked for Miele for many years and was taught how to pronounce it. So please adjust accordingly. I think if you were up to speed, I have done. The second word is congratulations, which you mispronounce as congratulations, which makes my eye twitch in frustration. That's because you've been spending, you need to go and see if thank you coach again. Spending too much time with Jordan. Although perhaps it shouldn't come as a surprise that you slip a D in unexpectedly. Congratulations. Congratulations. That's stuck in her if you can tell that's hurt. That's been a thing. I think it depends also if I'm tired. As indeed, everyone's speech changes when you're tired. Does it? Yeah. But that proves to me that your language isn't proper because you have to use that. Oh, yeah. It's about it constantly. What? That proves that your, because you have a dialect coach, don't you? Well, I had an Elecution teacher. An Elecution teacher, which again we did back in COVID, COVID, because you worried that your vowels were going to flat. So that proves to me that if you've got to think about every word that it's not proper English then. I've asked you to do that. No, it's because you think saying you need to think about it. You need to think about it. So when you're tired, you want to just go up first. You just put congratulations, but when you're being you and prima pop, you got congratulations. It's inauthentic. Yeah. That's what I mean. It's not your own. So I remember what Gary Malikution teacher said when we were doing things like Tissue, etc, which is correct. He said you can you can choose as an RP speaker, you can choose which words to correctly pronounce. However, if it is going to distract from the meaning of the sentence or what you're trying to say. Stretching your words out now. So I've proved a point but go on. You can go back to basically saying it in a more conventional non-RP way, not with a flat vowel, obviously. So it depends on the meaning. So sometimes I don't say Tissue or YouTube is correct, but I have been known to say YouTube if we are just YouTube. There's no there's no seeing it. Tissue. Tissue. I said that right. Tissue. Tissue. Tissue and Tissue. You don't like sushi. Why would you say that? What? Sushi. It's so. No. Please, no, no, no, no, not allowing that. Well continue with Rupert's letter. I love sushi. And I don't care if you think I've changed. I bloody love sushi. Finally, you might have noticed the significant absence of punctuation in this message. This is not due to my inability to use it. I just felt compelled to be annoying and make reading it irritating. Trust me, it's not what irritated me. Anyway, much love. And if you do choose to read this out, I might reach the episode in 2027 or 2028 at my current pace of listening. I hope that my message or my stated commitment to listening means I can dispense with the need to provide any additional compliments or platitudes as they are, hopefully, unnecessary. Rupert. Of course he was called Rupert. Yes, quite. I'm not judging, but of course he was called Rupert. Rupert. Rupert the bear. My brother was going to be Rupert. And then my father said I can't have a son called Rupert. Why? So that's his middle name. I want to look. Yeah, they paid for you both to have a laquition. James hasn't had it. I was in that, which I think is quite obvious. To yeah. When he's on LBC. No, he's got a very good voice, but his, you know, the round the vowels are not as round. Well, I know what you think of the current state and a can't choose. James James James Anthony. No, no. In my brother's defense, he sounds absolutely nothing. There's a bit of an LBC. James Rupert and Suni. It goes. I see him in. I see him in corridors. All right. James. Oh, what do you want? Hey, George, you're okay. I'm just about to do my shift. We're brewing his hand. We're guessing he goes, what do you think about this? Do you think of this you less? Let him can't drive you taxi anywhere. And yeah, get him started on the triple lock pension. He's got thoughts on that. No, I actually think some of his videos got very good points. I'm cost of like house prices. He's coming tomorrow to the show and I did something very nice. I said, because he's come before. I said, where are you and your friend's ishing? And he said, oh, we're in the upper circle. And I went the upper circle. Yeah. See all the personal that, George. Yeah. One's two on my head. And I said the upper circle. He went, yeah, yeah. And I went, what row? He went row three. I was like, there are only three rows in the upper circle. That's the very, very top. He thought he had booked the middle layer. Anyway, so I've spoken to the box office and I've had to move into the stalls, which I think is a very nice brotherly thing to do. I was like, what, you know, it's, you know, I mean, I've paid for that. I'm sorry, but you've made out like you've sorted World Cup final tickets there. What? I mean, it's pretty much I have. You've moved them to two empty seats. Oh, what? Five. I am slightly concerned because what day is the World Cup final? So at the time of recording, because we're going to keep it very ambiguous. So at the time of recording, England are playing Norway. England are playing Norway on Saturday. No way. Not no Norway. And I swear to God, if they beat us, I will shove that drumstick so far up Harlands ask, it won't be [BLANK_AUDIO] to fucking run for a way who's Harlan, right? - Erling Harlan. - Erling Harlan. - Dreams hello. - So, I was looking. - That was the football in me. I actually really liked Harlan. I think he's best playing in the world. I genuinely do. - Better than messy. - Yeah. - Not better than Decker's. - Yeah. - Not better than Hazar. - I think Harry Kane's massively underrated. I think 'cause we're English, you're like, well, you say Harry Kane's massively underrated. But Harlan's got the age, honey. Harlan's still on the-- - Anyway, when is the World Cup final? - At the time of listening, it's on on Sunday. - I am worried about our audience that night. - Oh, it'll be dead. I'm gonna, you know, I'm flying out to Greece on Sunday. If we're in the final, I'm gonna play out on Monday. I wanna be here. I don't wanna be in Greece when England, when do I? - About that completely. - Come on, England. - We might not be in the final. - We're running out by this point. - Ah, come on, we'll go all the way. I think I'll be in England for our final. - Oh, well, if it's that, we're definitely not winning. So today is Thursday the 9th of July, and it is 13.46 pm. I think it'll be an England-France final. - I mean, it's not like, yeah. - God, I'm going to Paris in two weeks. God, if it is, I'm gonna-- - Well, I'll let you win. - Okay. Leanne Leanne wanted to share their delight. She taking a selfie with me. - It's over, look. Where did you see that? - Read it with me. - You were doing camera-- - Imagine my surprise at the weekend, me and my girlfriend met William Hanson in a pub known for daytime karaoke, sticky bars and mites of stellar in the poshestown in the UK. - You get out and about-- - Picture attached, Leanne. - Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God, that's your doppelganger. That looks like me and you were the first time recording. (laughing) Look at that. That's genuinely, get out of the carousel. That was me and William not to be late. - But does it actually look like one of your brothers now? - Oh, my God, look at that. These two could make a fortune. - Hilarious. (laughing) That's very, very laughable. - Jesus. - It's like we're in, - That's like our first promo picture. - Louis Sords. - We will make sure the carousel is up first thing and the final slide of the carousel will be that image. - That's me and you. - That is wrong way around, but other than that, it's great. - Jesus Christ, that's frightening. For this episode, can we stick that as the thumbnail? - Of a police. (laughing) - Can we? - Yes. - Please, let's pull that as the thumbnail. Let's see how many people know this. - Sure, we need to get the, sure. - Yeah, great, we've got the big buss permission. What handsome pair there. - That's so cute. Of course, they look lovely. And the guy sent it in saying, I've met a William and I'm like, no, you look like me there. All right, let's finish with our comment. Anyway, he looks like our brads. And let's finish with comment, either way, this can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube, or any of our socials. - Yes, the honorable mentions go to Singo on Spotify, who said, the chocolate frappe out of my left nostril was worth it for Jordan's confidence in the Dominican Republic of Congo. - What? - You said last week when we were talking about England, beating the Democratic Republic of Congo, you said the Dominican Republic of Congo. - I might have known correctly. - Well, I'd just come back from my pizza. - Yeah. - By the way, 'cause you know, you got a night of it last time when he was, yeah, we were both really rough after Glastonbury. - Yeah. - For last week's episode. - Yeah. - We had a little hug on the stairs 'cause I knew what it was that you'd come back from the pizza. I was like, come here. - Right. Carlyne commented on my Instagram carousel to say I've been listening for a while and wondered what the carousel was. I thought it was something in the studio that you printed photos and stuck on it. The carousel is a collection of photos and videos that we put every Tuesday, Carlyne, on Instagram and Facebook, with bits from the episodes and things we talk about. So if you want to see it, follow us on Instagram, or at sex as my boss for all that bonus content. Mattie commented on the picture of my mother at Titan Eat saying, Williams' mum looks like the female version of Ben. I'm not sure how either of them feel about that. I'm not calling you mummy, let's put it that way. I'll come into the week, comes from - Unana, what's your name? Unana. Unana, yes, sure. That's a beautiful name. Unana, yes, yeah. Unana, yes, sure. (laughs) Sorry, you're not. Unana, you're sure. Unana, you're sure. Who commented on last week's YouTube to say, "Well, I'm not very sure what was said on this episode "as Jordan's thighs were far too distracting." That's not eyes if you're listening and winking. Call them thighs, don't they? Fies. Generally worse, someone should. And growing up, Titian needs to have me thighs locked up. Lovely. Well, thank you very much for all those comments of the week. I've just smarter today, per episode. Yes. Right, remember. I'm very mortgished saying. Remember, you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on global play. If you do wanna get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or problem, drop into our DMs or send us an email to help. @sexamibust.com. We also love hearing back from people we have for advice too. So if that's you, get back in touch. And we'll see you on Tuesday. Goodbye.