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You just scratch the barcode off. Yeah. It's literally what I. That's what I was saying. I was like, "I just scratch off the, did you win or not?" And they'll be like, "Uh-uh. Scan it. Yeah, you won. Fucking dope, baby." This is all for fun. Randomly, I'll pick up a scratcher once every two years, and I've never won a dime. And I'm like, "Nep. That's fair." I don't get. You guys have pull tabs here? That's fun. Bar pull tabs? Yeah. In the Midwest. They're everywhere. Shit, I haven't heard of that for a minute. Yeah. I've heard of VFWs. Yeah. They're still all over the Midwest. Oh, I remember that, because my grandpa used to take me to the VFW and be like, "Do the thing." There's like the line. Yeah. And that's how you. Yeah. Damn, we're old as fuck. They don't have VFWs like that anymore. Cigarette smoke everywhere. It was a fun time. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm Joey Day. Wait, wait, wait. We got to do this first. Fuck! Damn it. Is this yours? No. Fuck. This one. I got you this one. It's not cold. This one's cold. Podcast is ruined. Isn't it? That feels cold to me. This is the water one. This is. Hang on. Actually, I'll take that one. That one's cold. Perfect. Now, it's everyone has a cold one? Yep. Okay. Three, two, one. Oh. Hi, everyone. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, fat electrician, habitual line crosser, my self-toned operator. Thank you so much for being here. We're the dead bitches. We got a boy in the house. I am. Mr. Ethan. He's already got picked on once or twice. Yeah. This is the podcast I'm not supposed to get picked on on. All the other ones, that's where I get picked on. Anytime Rich is present. Honestly, coming down here and I found out Rich wasn't coming, I was like, "Oh, I might not be called fat for a couple of days. It'd be great." Nope. Nick, you ruined that. Good. You made me pull over. Yeah. In downtown San Antonio at night. Dude, I. So you could try to puke. Wait a minute. That's where the Mexicans are. Yeah. I was fine. I was fine. I was drinking those frozen margaritas. I was perfectly fine. Bro, I just get on the freeway. I'm going like 75, and it's all construction. There's no exit for like eight miles. As soon as we turn on it, Ethan's like, "I'm going to have to puke." I'm like, "Fuck. Are you serious?" Dude, I was there. You know where you start to salivate a lot? You're sweating. I was like, "I'm there." He's got the window cracked this much. Sitting shotgun. Shows behind him. I'm like, "I'm going to puke." I'm like, "I'm going to puke." I'm like, "I'm going to puke." He's going to puke in my car. He's going to puke in my fucking car. Ah. But he pulled over. As soon as he pulled over, I got out. I leaned over. I was like, "Is it happening?" I burped, and then the feeling immediately vanished. I was like, "This is bullshit." So I get back in. Made it all the way here. No trouble. What were you drinking? We had a beer. We had a beer. We had a beer. We had a beer. I was like, "I'm going to puke." I'm like, "Fuck. You're sweating. I was like, "I'm there." So I was like, "This is bullshit." So I get back in. No trouble. Margaritas. Oh, nice. I drank. I don't even know how many of those. I just kept finishing them. You're supposed to have a margarita. Yeah. You're not supposed to get drunk with margaritas. They had a little slushy machine. Oh, that sugar. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are the worst hangovers on the planet. Where'd you guys go to? Brandon's Thang. Yeah. Oh, it was from Brandon's Thang. No. I thought you said downtown San Antonio. I thought you were talking about San Antonio. No, no, no. Just past the rim. Just past the rim. Headed up, back here. Brandon's Thang was fun as shit last night. Yeah. I had a great time. It was good times. They had a good ass turnout. Everyone had a good time. Like. Bro, that Bayou whatever the food truck had fried catfish and shrimp, and it was the best fried shrimp I've ever had in my life. Nice. And the catfish was delicious. Ooh, I didn't even try that. See, I had the gumbo, and Sav was like, "That's not gumbo." I was like, "This is good fucking gumbo to me. I don't know what they did, but this is really fucking good." This looks plain. No. It looked like a video before you color graded. There was no red coloring. Sav. Sav. I love you. You don't have the complexion to tell the 45-year-old black man with the Creole accent what gumbo is. Okay? I love you. That was from Louisiana. Like, he was born in Louisiana. Homie could have not been in the food truck, and I know he could have made gumbo. Shit was good, yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't try that one. I had the barbecue. And the brisket was not half bad. And that barbecue sauce that the guy had, he was like, "Oh, I call it like the sweet heat." It was actually pretty good. I enjoyed that. Good time, though. We had State Representative Wes Verdell up there, spoke for Brandon. We had our boy, Veteran with a Sign, got up there, talk about veteran issues. And then Brandon did his spill, and it was beautiful as always. And he sung? Yeah. Yeah. Zeus. Him and Zeus did a little song there. It was cool. I was not expecting that. I was like, "I don't know." It was a good time. I was like, "Oh, shit." They had a good time. I was like, "Oh, this is a good turnout. Everyone had a blast. Drinks happened per usual." Yeah. And Brandon had a good time. Seeing him at the end, I was like, "Hey, I'm bouncing, buddy." He was like, "Thank you." I was like, "Oh, my boy's toasted." Bro, he had to be in Uvalde this morning at like fucking 10:00 AM. So dude, he's on the road this entire month, just like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, doing all this stuff. He has to be hurting. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, dude, he really wants this, and I think Texas and the United States in general deserves a Congressman. He can not be a fucking. He never had an aide that set themselves on fire. He's not in the Epstein list. How about that? If Brandon gets elected to Congress, you know how they have the Pelosi tracker where you can invest and buy the same stocks Nancy Pelosi does? Are we tracking Brandon? We're going to do that for Brandon. Brandon, but on GunBroker, so you can buy the same guns as your Congressman? There's a whole bunch of gun autists who are seeing this right now like, "That's a great idea." You're going to be so pissed. My gun prices are going up. It was a good-ass time. We stayed out until like 10:00, then wrench repeat. We're back here. Now we get Mr. Ethan to get a. I mean, you came down for that event or to hang out with the boys and. That event and to hang out with the boys. I kind of just. Anytime show tells me, "Hey, you want to come down for this?" I'll just plan either a day or two on the front or the back end just because do one sub, whatever else you guys want me to do, and we'll just hang out. Maybe since I'm here for another day or two, I'll pop into one of your podcast. Or not podcast, your streams. I might pop over to that. You have to dress up as a plane. Yeah. You have to dress up as a plane and be racist. You guys can hang out with me. I know. Nick was up since 7:00. I was too. Just read the book. Okay. In my defense, that's the first time your ass got up at 7:00 since I've known you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we calm down for a minute? That's what I thought. No. This hot Mexican that I live with, she did a ruck this morning, and so I was up at 7:00, went out for a ruck at 10:00. It was cool. A little three-mile thing. Nope. I'm trying to focus on my health, brother. How big were the rucksacks? We didn't ruck. We just walked. It was fine. Oh, okay. We had 20, 30 people out there, and we just walked down that trail that's over there at the. Yeah. fucking rim. It was a good time. We just walked and talked, and it was neat. Cheers. So I was up. My point behind that entire spiel was I was up, and you don't hit me up when you're in town. Behind your back, he says he doesn't like you. That's what it is. My house is like 10 minutes that way. What are you looking at me for? What are you looking at me live for? It's the first time your ass has been up at 7:00 in the morning since I've known you. Knock it off. - You guys are, you guys are crazy. this is wild cody got up in seven springs here winter is over can you see his shadow oh man i just picture you have gps on him it's like my friend's dead he's out in the trail somewhere cody got kidnapped wow such a surprise to my friends i'm a responsible adult fuck yeah i would not be road marching fuck off you're taller like everyone's taller everyone's taller we like i said we call it a rug we just walk and hang out it's cool nico was there our boy nico ortiz oh he's not in the room right now did connor do it too why is he got his pants rolled up and his socks off like he just read he just read huck finn you're trying to convince all the neighborhood kids to paint the fence for you what the fuck you got going on over there more connor it's just jim buddy fuck oh my god yeah he's like oh i'm going and then no you weren't there yesterday were you were you there a portion of it i was there for the beginning i went on a date oh okay that's right fucking fun story after that that i don't want on camera but okay now god can we cut the cameras i want to hear this so we can all just come back and go delete it see there's the pod there's a positive there all right back to the podcast connor had a really good date last night blast and nick found me on that couch passed out at 1 a.m this is true yeah wait what i went to bed and i was like i'm going to bed and he's like i'm gonna stay up i still might have to puke i'm like okay i've like went i went and fell asleep for like two three hours and like woke up to like take a piss and grab a bottle of water and like walk downstairs and he's fully clothed shoes on six foot four two and a half feet tall and he's like i'm gonna stay up i'm gonna stay up 260 pound ethan on that very small amazon couch just snoring like a motherfucker because he doesn't have a c-pad machine just fucking it sounded like a sawmill in here i but i got up right after that probably because i almost died and i was like i'm gonna go to bed and i just upstairs i went i didn't even know nick had found me i would just like i got up because i was like i'm just gonna lay here and then i laid there and the spins went away and i was like all right cool we're gonna go to bed soon let's just kind of wait this out and the next day i know my eyes pop open at like 1 30 2 o'clock in the morning i was like i'm gonna go to bed fuck you were so fucked up last night dude i those frozen margaritas got me man did you get my hangover uh oh yeah i did this morning um but i've been pounding water and you drank a 40 of old english i did right oh my god i forgot about the whole 42 i drank the 40 and then we got out there and i had like five double frozen margaritas my voice chose violence and he didn't eat yeah i was i was not okay i those were there was a series of unfortunate events that were due to a series of poor decisions on my part that was i had to give him some element in the morning i was like i don't feel good man and like when he first mentioned let's go get tacos i like my brain saw a taco it was like you need to circumcise that thing fuck dude i like i wanted no part of it oh i hate waking up like last night i had a few got home i was like oh i feel like woke up at eight tonight i was like i'm gonna go to bed i'm gonna go to bed in the morning i think slept in eight very happy yesterday was the only terror because you were in town everyone was in town we had that podcast earlier in a meeting i wake up my alarm's not going off it's light outside i wake up i'm like it's sav's not there i'm like i've missed everything it is three in the afternoon and i have slept through life and now i have to text everyone my phone i don't know where my phone is i'm running around the house i'm like fuck look at my phone 8 20 in the morning i was like well at least i didn't miss anything at all i slept like shit sad walks out she's like i would have woke you up like i don't know good god eli so we did that and then uh no i don't know we're all gonna be dead by 50 100 yeah we're not making it past 50 i don't know i think all of us already said we're probably not gonna make it to 30 now here we are yeah life's short yeah i gotta live with the consequences of my tweets now there there are like i get secondhand offense like offended people in my comment section on twitter now because i'm just i'm relatively new to it i just talk shit and then like people will retweet my they're like one of donuts retarded ass friends i was like i mean i am but what the fuck did i say wrong i have his like i have his profile picture next to my blue check mark because i'm part of his organization oh my god i've gotten more hate for that than any of the fucked up shit i've said on twitter i've caught more strays from that than anything oh my god it's so good you're leaving a legacy my friend no i love it it's great you're doing good things the world is healing that's all i'm saying you're like a good it's it just it saves me a lot of time because they're like you're you're friends with donut operator i don't like you it's like i i don't care immediately i'm like don't care it's just cool you weren't gonna like me anyways i can already tell if you don't like him probably wouldn't have felt the same way about me you know it's just we're not doing glad we all saved a lot of time actually cody's the litmus test are you following cody and does he follow you back well one more time hey you probably heard of yellow fresh hello fresh hello fresh like of course you'd think it's yellow fresh you would arigato for the number one meal kit in america making home cooking easy by delivering chef crafted recipes and ingredients directly to your door this isn't the hello fresh you remember it's bigger what'd you call me they've doubled their menu now you can choose from 100 options every week including new seasonal dishes and recipes from around the world dig into bigger portions that will 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meals now plus a free breakfast for life a whole breakfast for free for life one per box with active subscription free meals applied as discount on first box new subscribers only varies by plan that's hellofresh.com slash unsub 10 fm to get 10 free meals plus a free breakfast for life oh god dude i didn't talk about this last night you know who blocked me recently who world of warcraft why cody oh god well first off explain what they tweeted oh god they they they made a video recently it's a trailer for the new expansion that's coming out on retail world of warcraft and it's just it looks like a pixar movie it's like happy fun we're making houses bb boop it's like no dude this is called warcraft not gay craft and that's what that's what i tweeted to them and they immediately turned off all of their comments you can't comment on it and then they blocked me but okay okay okay okay here so i play on it i play on the classics i'm big in the world of warcraft i've talked about that in podcasts before and all my stuff i like classic world of warcraft i played that the one the version that was 20 years ago where it's like race war wars you know it's it's world of warcraft it's like the orcs versus the humans like you're just fucking destroying each other killing each other blah blah blah and like in the new world of warcraft the most powerful wizard in the world uh kadgar he's he's now disabled and he has a magic wheelchair that he rolls himself around oh my god this is this is the most powerful wizard in in the lore that like he's brought people back from the dead can't bring his legs back though apparently but but he's got like a magical wheelchair now it's like okay so we're they like like were they focusing more on just just like being inclusive than like well he has a wheelchair and he brings like the dead back to life have you seen this oh hold on hold on let me yeah you can't fix a charlie horse though i gotta show you this magic can only go so far look if my teacher could bring a person back to life and then i look over and they're in a wheelchair i'd be like you're really bad at this some fakes like a fetish thing or what are you doing i built up all you gotta do to defeat him shit you not oh my god they made him a magical wheelchair i built that's a real picture that's a that oh my i love he's got a magical pink ghost wheelchair yeah archmage and what's the reason behind oh so i play classic well and they just released the first expansion for the classic well oh god what is it yeah it looks like the et thing oh Oh, my God. Hi, there. I am fully charged and here to tell you, Toy Story 5 is now on Disney+. Woody! What? Holy butterscotch! You said it, Jesse. And the best part? What the fuck? Okay, Cody, sorry. How did you defeat the wizard? I stood at the top of a flight of stairs. It floats? Wait, does the wheelchair float? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Why does a floating wheelchair have wheels? You know, if you just take a step back like I did. It floats! It literally doesn't touch the ground. If you look at the development team from early WoW to where the development, just look at the development team. Look at the pictures of the development team. And I'm not going to say anything further than that. Oh my God. But so, okay. So the expansion for the classic World of Warcraft, the first expansion just released the Burning Crusades and the servers just kept dropping and getting fucked up. And it's like, you've had 20 years to plan for this. And so everyone's like, oh, so you could give Khadgar a fucking wheelchair, but you couldn't make the servers work for the old, like the old World of Warcraft. Yeah. So they're just re-releasing the old shit. Yeah. Like, is it like remastered at all? Or not at all? It's, it's. It's fun as hell, but the servers kept fucking up and dropping and blah, blah, blah. Asmongold's pissed about the wheelchair. But it's like, what? Yeah. But it's like, oh, you guys were focused on giving fucking the most powerful wizard in the world a wheelchair. You couldn't focus on the servers for a little bit. They're just riding all this stuff. Like Khadgar wheelchair, like all sorts of things I'm not going to get into. They already blocked me on Twitter. I wonder if you're going to get a spell to be able to throw like a stick in the spokes of his wheelchair to stop him or something. Yeah. I cast brooms to. I cast staircase, he can't progress. That's, that's so wild. Oh God. You can choose. It's a mount too. That's his mount. I want a wheelchair mount. I, you can get a dragon or fucking wheels. You can be Xavier, which we, we talked about that before too. Why can't, why can't Professor Xavier just like mind control his little legs to walk across the thing. Oh my God, oh, I hate that. Well, at least world of Warcraft, my world of Warcraft. Sure. We can talk about like normal dude things. Hey, you're going hard on it though. You're back in, are you playing the hardcore servers or no? Oh, that dude, that shit gave me so much anxiety playing the hardcore servers. Isn't that like, if you die, you're dead. You're just, yeah, fucking wild, especially classic world of Warcraft. As hard as it is. I've heard of people doing that in Diablo, but not Warcraft. That's insane. Yeah. They brought it back in and work around in it. But yeah, imagine if your team sucks and oh my God, you're 30 days. How long classic was about 20 days to get to max level. Oh God. It's longer than that, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a month if you're playing consistently to get to level 60 and then it's, and you have some Leroy Jenkins asshole in your fucking guild and just gets everybody killed. People are finding out like really funny ways to kill hardcore players though. So like I'm a hunter, so I can control my pit. So like hunters will tame a pet that looks like something in the wild and you can only be tagged for PVP if they attack you or your pet. And so they'll make a pet and slowly walk their pet around where other creatures look like that. And so if like a low level player attacks that pet, they're open for PVP and they'll just kill that player. And then there's their characters dead. People are figuring out nasty ways to kill hardcore players. Just their ghost hanging out. So, oh, start over a week of work gone in an instance. I know I would need. I would destroy my computer in the process of that. I can't do that like PVP anything. I don't even play anymore. Cause like I'm just too old. I don't have enough time. My reflexes ain't as good. And half the time I'm fucking stoned or drunk. You just got to play league. Like, no, I can't. I can't do you're trying to get me. No, fuck league, dude. Come on. Yeah, you just told him to play stoner. Drunk. It's fine. He's going to be the most aided player, dude. You have, if you think we're bad at making fun of you, those people are going to hate you. They hate you to go to rank matches. Sorry, I'm a little drunk. I'd be pissed. Oh dude, I can't, I can't do that. Like I can't even play. I used to play like apex legends every once in a while, or I play like a war zone. I just anything PVP anymore. So I'll just go into PVE and play like, especially when I'm on edibles or something like that, dude, I'll just, I'll be playing like a fucking Minecraft style survival game. Like I play a lot of enshrouded and I'm like, I snap out of it. And I've been digging a hole into this mountain for the past three hours. I'm like, what the fuck was I doing here to begin with? Like, why did I start this project? I have no idea. We need to play more. Um, that game, me, you and Brandon were playing schedule one. Oh, that was fun. We need to play more of that. That we should set more schedule one. We should play more of that because, uh, when we were playing it, you were building the infrastructure for our drug. Yeah. I was like running all the business side. So it's like, you're a drug dealer. Yeah. I know the premise of the game empire. I'm out running around, like managing all the low level street dealers working for me. Yeah. Getting the raw materials and like the seeds and shit to grow the product or whatever else we need. Brandon's in the lab producing the product and Cody is running around beating people with a baseball bat and it makes my life easy because like normally you have to like avoid the cops and we're like, put it all the cops in the game are just chasing Cody as he's running around with a baseball bat hitting people. I made it so much money. I was pick pocketing everyone. Throwing the money to Nick and Nick was building the infrastructure for our drug cartel. I would go and pay somebody for all the stuff I needed and then go in like three minutes later, Cody be like, I just pick pocketed six grand off somebody else. Like, Oh, Cody got our money back. Perfect. It's that skin you're paying for product. They walk around the corner, Cody's jumping them. That's efficiency right there. That's everyone has a part to play in this organization. No. How many players is it? Is it four or three or I think it's, I think up to four, I think up to four. Yeah. Cause we had three. Well, if you guys do, I'll jump in. I've never played. We should start a new server and I'll fuck around on it. I want to say less. I'm down. I'm down. I play the, I play everything, man. I get like really bad video game, ADHD. I'll play something. I'm like, this is awesome. And I'll tell all my friends to get it. And then like they get it. We play once. And then I'm like, but this new game is awesome. Like my library is just full of random shit. In the game. You can get a fucking skateboard for transportation. So then Cody is like skateboarding down the street with a baseball bat. Well, I figured out that the cops, if they find a body, they'll go after your organization. So I had a parking garage that had stacked like 30 bodies on top. Cause you can drag the body. So I was hiding the bodies on top of this parking garage. And it was like, like Jeepers creepers, just putting bodies together on top of this parking garage. And I would skate down. I would pick pocket more money, deliver it to Nick who would deliver it to Brandon. And we dude, we were rolling. We bought a house. Awesome. We got a house. Good God. When professional businessmen play a drug game, it's insane. We'd be so good at it. The parking garage of bodies. Like, don't worry about that. There's a mountain of fucking bodies. Cops won't go in there. I'm like, cop, that's not mine. I'm like, I'm not going to go in there. That's not mine. That's not mine. That's not mine. Yeah. I'm going to go in there. fucking garbage but uh getting over with benjamin body you have a pickaxe just a mouse and you're just swinging it back and forth and you're trying to climb up oh i think we're the guys like in the cauldron or whatever yeah yeah okay you're just doing this but if you make one wrong move bottom and this is it sounds stupid easy like what you're hearing right now you're like flappy bird you know i mean it's one of those things where like sounds easy it's hard but you can't die you're just climbing up and then he put in certain portions and you will spend like you suck at that game for hours like you're going to spend hours to get to a certain portion and think you're like oh fuck i finally made it past the hard part it's just the intro it's a tutorial and then you get higher and you'll make he has two portions in that game where it is oh hey if you ride don't ride this and he tells you and you're like fuck off and you hit it and you ride all the way to the 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should make it illegal for them to leave they shouldn't be allowed to leave and i was like east easter we're redoing easter it's been three months and you guys already want to redo east germany what the fuck is wrong with you like every time someone has opinion and opinion like that we should just fly them to north korea hey touch a poster just see that poster of kim jong-un you should write something on there who's also like me and just loves alpacas don't worry i'm gonna connect it soon i'm very picky when it comes to socks um also shoes i do not i'm i don't know my feet get cold then they get sweaty then they get annoyed my feet have feelings is what i'm trying to say and to combat those feelings i use alpaca socks no i wear alpaca socks but eli when alpaca socks get hot ah see this is baby alpaca fiber warm when it's cold outside and breathable when it's hot outside also alpaca fiber makes a bacterial growth difficult usually what leads to stinky feet problems i cannot stress how 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that was all california yeah i didn't know anything happened yeah they said you were out oh oh in and out left yeah they're moving everything to tennessee yep lindsey uh lindsey the daughter yeah so she i hit her up for the range day that we had recently and she's the one that got the in and out truck out there to the range day that we had oh that's dope yeah yeah um snyder i want to say lindsey snyder i think so i think so because uh i had her up on instagram a while back and i was like hey i love what you're doing everything's cool she's like hey let me know if you ever need anything so when we had that range day in las vegas recently i was like can you bring the in and out truck and it's it dude that was cool as she like an 18 wheeler that's an in and out full restaurant they open it up and like they they serve everything that's in and out we had that out there so she she's a real one but yeah like you're saying they just moved out to tennessee they're completely getting out of california altogether it was that five percent tax wasn't there another company that just did that there's been multiple elon left um it might have been elon i was reading an article about that's the spacex literate those there was a big company that was leaving and they're like we will charge you i don't know like three billion dollars if you leave and the the company the ceo was like worth it like bye i'm leaving california because they tried to i guess put an additional charge like if you move your company out of the state of california you have to pay like an exit tax it's like a known thing that if you're like i don't even want to say like ultra wealthy but like if you're a business owner or you're like in even a millionaire if you leave california it's like you can just plan on getting audited every year for the next couple of years and you're like you're not going to be able to get paid for it you're not going to be able to get paid for it you're not going to get paid for it audited every year for the next seven years dude like nuts california is going to audit your state taxes the last because they have seven years to do it so every year for the next seven years you're going to be getting audited for your taxes seven years prior because they're just trying to get as much money out of you as possible i know multiple people that it's happened to that have moved out of california state uh lindsay had to pay 400 it would have been 440 000 or 440 million dollars based off of her work and how much uh um in and out was but it was that five percent mandatory and then i don't know if it's what they say it's a one-time the one-time mandatory wealth tax which is like not even not even the money you have five percent of it no five percent of whatever the hypothetical number that we think your company might be worth so have you tanked afterwards no that's no that's what they said for wealth tax so that's why everybody's like so like look at elon musk easiest example he's worth 800 billion or whatever which has his bank account yeah for sure what's five percent of 800 million dollars it's like or a billion you know what i mean 50 billion dollars he's got to just shit out of nowhere so it's like he's gonna have to sell shares in his companies and what happens if you sell 50 billion fucking dollars worth of shares the stock price goes down so then and he won't even get to sell that many shares before it starts tanking the stock price so then he's worth less so then how do you even calculate what he's worth because the second he goes to sell it he's going to be worth hundreds of billions of dollars less and they're just like i don't care because i'm stupid give me money like wait but but elon if he put his net worth into the world he could cure world hunger yeah didn't he call him out on that yeah it's like he literally network doesn't mean i have well no elon when they the whoever it was 10 billion it was like the world health organization was like the world health organization called elon out on twitter this is like years ago and they're like elon musk has enough money to solve world hunger and he retweeted it and it was like if you can give me a written plan of how me giving you 10 billion dollars will solve world hunger i'll do it yeah and they had no response like you can't do it like i know i know this is fucking crazy but like people that don't want to grow food or live places where food grows fuck it there's nothing you can do they just want to move to places that give them handouts yeah i'll stop i yeah i didn't know about the internet i got mad i texted nick about it i was like what the that's old as old as news yeah i didn't know i just seen it pop up in my feed today of why because they didn't interview with her explaining yeah we're out in tennessee now this is why blah blah blah after the covid i was done with it because they tried to close a couple of stores and then she fought against that and then okay well i'm out have we ever they tried to get her to take um they have bible verses on like some of their their cups or something like that i think recently they tried to get her to take that off of there and she was just like huh nope it's not doing business do what you want yeah what are you saying i was gonna say it uh you know the hymns and hers brand it's like pharmaceuticals mailed directly oh yeah whatever do you see what happened no bro so they did uh it's a glp-1 basically like manjaro whatever the ozempic they do that mail directly to you so basically they they basically ripped off the patented product and then their like loophole for getting around it was like send in your blood work or whatever and we'll infuse it with vitamins that you're deficient in and apparent the fda released a statement a couple days ago where it like cited them specifically and said the fda is coming after you their stock price is down like 60 percent like two days their stock price goes off a cliff it's yeah did you talk about like health products and stuff like that i i don't know how this isn't like huge news um i talked about it there's a company in germany that has circumstantially cured type 1 diabetes and before anyone jumps to conclusions there what they did is they did a test it was a five-year test they oh god are you you look at the stock i showed them the chart oh my yeah they got time to buy they got in trouble they got in a lot of trouble so like bitcoin they They had 47 people that they did this with, 47 people. And so type one is the one you're born with where your body doesn't produce insulin. They obviously other countries have a little bit looser regulations on stem cells, unlike the U.S. So this German company took stem cells and it's like a three month treatment. They inject you with stem cells. They're like copied around your body, like your genetics or whatever. And all 47 people regrew the ability to produce their own insulin. And now five years later, all 47 are still producing their own insulin from their pancreas. Oh, why did we stop it? It's in Germany. And like, all I can think of is pharmaceutical companies are like, no, the same reason all kinds of people fly to fucking Mexico and Turkey and all a bunch of other places to get health care treatment. Never mind. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't know how that's not like big news, man. Like, I found out about that and I was like, they did what? And yeah, there's a German company. They're like, it's a five year study. All 47 people regrew the ability to produce. Insulin. I don't know why that's not like flying into our country for us to start, you know, getting people because like type type one diabetes, you're born with it, man. Like there's nothing you can do. The type two fat asses. I'm sorry. I'm just around. But then we'll figure that out later. But hell, yeah, I'm behind it 100%. But for some reason, like there was barely a whisper about it in like American news. I found out about it. I was like, this is so fucking cool. They have. I mean, even for us, when the FDA comes in, they're like. We don't know the long term effects 20 years down the road. Like, I'm going to die in two years if I don't get it. I don't give a shit if it kills me in 20 years, if I get to live another 18 years. Like, dude. Yeah. When it is, you have I have a death sentence, you homie. Like, and you're telling me I can't do a treatment because it's just like all this stuff you see with like any type of like experimental research where it's just like this might save your life, but it's experimental and you're not a good candidate. Like, who gives a shit? If they got the money, give it to them. Like, that's a test subject. Like, I'll sign the release. I'm like, maybe it works. Put it here. Maybe it works. Maybe it kills me a little quicker. Maybe I become Spider-Man. Pump it in. I don't give a shit, man. With autism, they have, I know, with stem cell and then a couple other ones. Stem cell was the big one. But these parents did. The hard part is documented because a lot of parents are like, oh, my. And they do have videos of the kids being nonverbal. And now, all of a sudden, their kids do talk. Maybe not. It's not perfect, but they're talking. And that's never happened before. And then you have both sides. It's like, no, it worked. And then, well, it's not tested. Obviously, it's not tested. Is there a term for that? Because, like, I hate having conversations with people on Twitter or whatever where it's like, I'll say something that I feel like is obvious shit. And they're like, well, do you have a study or something to prove that? And it's like, no, I don't have a peer-reviewed study that says it'll hurt if you slam your dick in a car door. Like, I don't. I don't feel like we need that. Like, you know what I mean? I think that falls under Dunning-Kruger syndrome. I really do. The people that are just like, no, you have to have empirical scientific data if you want to hold that point of view. And it's like, no, I don't. Hi, there. Woody! What? Holy butterscotch! You said it, Jesse. So? And the best part? This seems like it's a pretty simple understanding here. That's how I'd love to tell, like, even stem cell or any of those things, it's even with riding. I'd be like, oh, yeah, we can fucking test it. My biggest thing is, like, needles and riding. He won't like that, but he's doing really good. And if it was and just made him talk. He was like, oh, hi, dad. I'd be like, that's fucking wild. Whoa. But being able to show that to the internet, too. And they'd be like, I'd be like, please tell me this is fake. I've just hidden this for 14 years. He doesn't do the hard-on-a-voice. He doesn't know how long it takes to fly from anywhere to anywhere. He loses that superpower. Just immediately. Time to short the toy train industry. Big train doesn't work. Why don't the model train company buy the cure for autism? Big train, dude. Oh, my God. Big little train. Big caboose. Holy shit. Fuck. Big caboose doesn't want you to know this. Love it. Ethan, what have you been up to, man? You're still doing your missile shit. Still doesn't have internet. Still does not have internet. Jesus. I have the best I can. Pause. No, we're going to talk about this really quick. Ethan is the only homie. Everyone here check the internet speed before moving into their location. Ethan, where's your job at? It's on the internet. How fast is your internet? Download. Download. I'm at like 1.5 gigs. Like, it's good. Upload? Upload like 30, 40 megabytes. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. Everywhere else in my town has fiber, except for where I'm at. They're like, it's coming this year. Can it come any quicker? Fuck. You try Starlink yet? Yeah, their upload that they can get in my area is only 20. Fuck me. So, yeah, I checked everything. Where the fuck do you live? The satellites can't get to your ass? I don't know. Like, it's, I'm right at the edge of Las Cruces. I'm right at the edge of town. And for some reason. Like, just in a stone cave. Well, like, I mean, less than a mile from me. They all have fiber. They all, I mean, they're satellites. The light works real good. But, like, where I'm at. You bought this house. I did. I did. And you did not go, hmm, what's the internet speed? But my house is really nice. I really like my house. I can just. I'm sure it's one of only one. There's no nicest houses anywhere else. Brandon's first bill in Congress was like, yeah, we really need fiber out to this one place. This one specific area. Las Cruces, this one strip right here. I've, like, called companies like, hey, how much does it cost to run fiber? All the way out to me. And they're like, oh, you know, we don't really know. It could be, you know, this much, this much, this much. And I'm like, I really wanted to be like, I will pay it. I just can. You guys just give me a dedicated line straight out to my house individually. I will pay that shit or I'll do a couple of ads on my channel. So if you start seeing like me shilling for Comcast or T-Mobile or something, you guys know why. It's because I finally got fiber. Fuck. Yeah, I know. It's one day. It's I. Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there. I. I don't like that. I don't have good Internet, but I've gotten used to it at this point. Like when I come here to visit and I upload something from my laptop and before I can finish the Met data, it's like uploaded and done and checks are complete and everything's good. And in my house, I just go. All right, well, I'll come and check on this in like 20 minutes and I go like, you know, have a sandwich or something. Disconnects from discord. They do. They do. But I had I had them come out. Hold on. Of course, an easy one to hold on. That's low bandwidth shit, dude. I don't know what happened, but out of nowhere, my Internet. Just started randomly dropping. And the other day it dropped like a dozen times within a couple hours. I was like, I'm over this. And I called them and I was like, no, you will get someone out here today. And a guy came out and he's like, yeah, your insulation on your wiring on the side of your house was a little bit corroded. So I changed that out, changed out the cable heads. And apparently there's some box that they install on the side of your house that like keeps outside signals from getting in and your signal from escaping. And he's like, yeah, that was pretty old. So I swapped that out and I haven't had any issues since. So fingers crossed, it's not just. Randomly dropping anymore. Do you like a mouthful of hardwood? Yes. Go on. Then boy, do I have a product for you. I'm reenlisting in the Navy. No, not this time. Oh, the product is fume. What's fume? It's an amazing device for those trying to kick those nasty habits. You said hardwood. You actually meant hardwood. I'm sorry to disappoint. But yes, I mean, literal hardwood. I love hardwood in my mouth. Wait, you know what's gayer than hardwood in your mouth? Dying from cancer. Fume has an award winning design. There's no battery, no chemicals. Just fumes. Flavored air. Dial that airflow with the clickies. Brandon, you ever tried maple pepper? No, I like crisp mint because I'm a coward when it comes to flavors. Cody, what's your favorite? I don't know about flavor, but John C. Fume told me it was sexy and sleek. That is a sexy and sleek piece of wood right there, Cody. Oh, yeah. Put it in your mouth. Suck that flavored air. Quit cranking your wood on camera. Start your guilt free journey with the good habit and use code unsub where you can get a free gift with purchase. Start your long. Overdue breakup just had to try fume dot com slash unsub and use code unsub to start your good habit today. All right, hear me out. Nick, the gang starts an Internet service provider just for Ethan. Well, I was trying to pull it up. There's I remember hearing some story. It was like some house in like Kansas or some shit where it was like there was some glitch in the government system where any time like they didn't have the right address or something, it would just shit out this address for some reason. And this like one homeowner had like the cops showing up like every other week to his house. It was like 200 times before they figured out what the fuck this glitch was. But like they were showing up with like arrest warrants and all kinds of shit. That's you. But with no Internet. Fuck you. All right. It's random farmer. I don't know what doxing is. What's the dox? I did a sweat. A sweat. Nice. Man, my corn's nice. Man, a rural Kansas farm got turned into the default pen because the geolocation. company max mind used coordinates near the geographic center of the u.s as a placeholder for the ip address it couldn't locate precisely that made tons of online activity sometimes illegal appear as though it was coming from this farm so they were just getting busted for all kinds of fucking cyber crime and it was just you own silk road i don't know what no silks are dark web i i don't know man the corn's nice family kicking in his door grabbing his kids did he traffic you like what no did you order the orange kush off with the dark web oh he doesn't have internet there's no way according to the lawsuit and reporting law enforcement showed up quote countless times over the next five years after the couple moved in often at all hours searching everything searching for everything from a stolen truck to missing children to people trying to hurt themselves identity thieves or computer fraud suspects just everything they were just the default location for fucking everything the definition of like wrong place wrong time you are the default for a crime on the internet would that's the thing it was like it because it was like internet crime it wasn't just like no it's here it wasn't well it wasn't just like the local police would be aware of the issue it was like different agencies from federal levels and shit coming out so it's like fbi's here department of the treasury's here like yeah like every cyber crime unit and every federal agency right holy shit all showing up to this guy's farm he's down what man i'm just gonna throw it out there we're all thinking it but uh given the fact that no one died and they figured out there was something else wrong we can assume that they were white uh you know especially being kansas i'm just throwing that out there and maybe he didn't have a dog or the atf didn't show up he should take advantage of that and sell the fuck out of drugs though you know he gets he gets a pardon for any crimes conducted at that address i didn't know it was his master plan all along meanwhile he's making a billion dollars off a coke farm's a front why not delores having a good time that hippo money oh god okay mr ethan what have you been into um started that new show with chris cappy the uh what if where we break down different what ifs like scenarios oh that's really fun to watch that's showing like oh hey if this is how that would next episode what if ethan had fast internet maybe he'd have a gold play button we don't know you okay 30 minute episode just shitting on himself this is you know this is a a perfect time to bring up that right before we started this episode and while nick is away in the bathroom we found out nick's favorite song is citizen soldier because he was a uh national guardsman and they all love they they get chubbies to that song so i've never heard the gayest song ever that is that sounds gay as shit dude read the lyrics oh you can listen to it but read the lyrics and then find out what it is and then you can find out what it is and then you can find out what it is finding out i didn't know what the song was but then finding out it's a national guard song by three days grace three doors down got three doors down yes he's the one that just passed yeah he just died dude just passed to read these read these lyrics trout beyond the boundaries of your city's lights stand the heroes waiting for your cries so many times you did not bring this on yourself when that moment finally comes i'll be there to help on that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care i'll be right there citizen soldiers holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair standing on guard for the ones that we shelter we'll always be ready because we will always be there for when there are people crying in the streets for when they're starving for a meal to eat for when they simply need a place to make their beds right here underneath my wing you can rest your head yeah you got a fat fucking head everybody knows it that song is so i'm glad i didn't know that existed until now it made me mad i hit play i was like i don't national guard guys love that song man i'm telling you all of them right nick for sure yeah yep definitely my space profiles are changing their songs right now i'm gonna get a shirt made with just nick standing in front of something and i'm gonna get like i'm gonna superimpose the american flag behind him and get citizen soldier over top of him i'm gonna sell it at bunker it's gonna sell like wild fire good yep good good he's trying so hard right now not to be mad at me i'm not you're the the ethan's over here like oh i've got this brilliant plan i'm gonna get nick so good i'm gonna use the t-shirt company that he owns to make him a bunch of money like an idiot well please have every copy shipped it's ethan though like everything is you on the storefront when they buy it it's it's ethan standing there he's called you out fuck you bro you guys can i win anything ever fuck nope well you're doing the fun ones though you've had uh what are a couple of the ones you've done so far so we did what if the u.s and china went to war that was our first episode and then we did what if russia continued after the ukraine war like pushed into and shout out to my polish people y'all are gonna hold the line i love the polish and then we did what if the u.s didn't nuke japan at the end of world war ii and i think and i think what's that bat bombs bat bombs yes but i think one of the things with that one the the conclusion that we came to and i think nick will agree with this and maybe you guys as well is hiroshima and nagasaki were like a a case study for the entire world like everyone saw that and was like we probably shouldn't do that again so what we came to the conclusion of is during the cold war it's especially like 1983 we came really really close to to nuclear war with russia and i think that having seen what happens when we do that everyone was like let's just all chill the fuck out let's just all chill and if we hadn't nuked them i think the cold war and so does cappy i think the cold war would have gone hot i think we absolutely so the situation is that like nukes do exist but we just didn't use them yes yes i disagree really yeah the cold war may have went hot and we may have used nukes but i don't think the soviets would have gotten nukes if it weren't for us using them you know that's fair that's fair to look well i don't think it would have been as high of a priority for them to try to steal nukes because at that time from everything i've read from the japanese nuclear program the soviet nuclear program a lot of people in not necessarily the scientists but like the people in charge of the funding for the scientists were starting to believe that like a nuclear bomb wasn't possible so like they they didn't believe it so like uh because i did a bunch of research on the the warlord of the war leader meetings that like hirohito had with the heads of the army and the navy and the majority of the military high-ranking leadership after we had bombed hiroshima either didn't believe that it was a nuclear bomb or if they were willing to believe that it may have been a nuclear bomb we're thoroughly convinced that there's no way america has more than like one or two because that's the one story you said they also surrendered because they thought we had a thousand correct because that oh that pilot marcus mcdilda got shot down and he's like yeah we've got like thousands of them bro like that was a huge huge part of it yeah which is absolutely terrifying at that time we were like fuck we're going to be like we're going to be like we're going to be like fuck dude they could delete japan yeah so like i don't think i think we might have used them on the ussr potentially but i don't think they would have been as like focused on stealing the technology and developing it so i think so you don't think like the rosenbergs would have existed there wouldn't have been a purpose it's untested material they would have been doing whatever they thought best at the time their weapons they wouldn't have seen something that clearly shows mass destruction in a level they've never seen okay now we have to acquire that well this is the thing though weren't the if i'm not mistaken i haven't read about the rosenberg rosenbergers or rosenbergs yeah in a while but weren't they both present at trinity so like they had like firsthand we saw this thing go there's more than one too i mean like klaus fuchs was a big part of it but like there's multiple spies and everything that i just don't think i don't know i don't think they would have even if they did get the technology like i i don't think that they would have been putting all their eggs in that basket because they didn't know it would work you know what i mean that's fair i i can so like i really don't know i don't know it gets weird i we love diving down that rabbit hole i had a lot of fun with that we just did the what if the u.s and the cartel like we went loud with the cartel and are we are we trying to win or are we trying to raise boeing stock price what's our goal this time that's fair we uh we looked at a lot of different things with that one um i didn't know this and maybe you guys did did you know the cartel are trafficking two big things avocados and gasoline avocados yeah i did a video on that in a while really yeah they were they were cornering the avocado market in mexico i see i had not heard that i thought it was just all like illegal shit drugs guns people whatever i I think the mafia still runs all of oil. Really? Yeah. I think like. Because then it's a legal substance that you don't have to worry about that portion and you're making billions of dollars. Yeah. I figured we would go loud as soon as someone touched the oil. Uncle Sam is real particular about oil, boats. We care about war crimes sometimes unless we commit them. And then it's like, well, say the line, Nick. You want to say the line? It's never a war crime the first time. Exactly. I think I made a video back in like, it might have been like 2019, 2020. About the cartels going after avocado markets because they're such a profitable market. Every fucking. And sorry. Oh, shit. Every, every person in California, you know, they want avocados and then it's spread across the United States. It's like they're superfoods and started pushing avocados. They're superfoods. Everyone wants avocados. Five bucks of avocados. Obviously, they went to the little avocado farms in Mexico and they're like, hey, this is ours now. I hate avocados. You know, it's. You're going to like to hear this. I told this to Chris Cappy and I couldn't believe it. Some. I don't know how true it is. I haven't obviously checked this out myself, but there was a woman on the Internet who said, you know, avocado tastes like clean. Haven't had one since. Haven't tasted one since. You're still not going to trick me. Almost had me. Baby, you want the avocado? No, I just get mad. They all have the same prize in them. It should be something cool. Just a. Wooden ball. Yeah, it's a wooden ball. I hate that. I love my friends so much. What am I, honest? This is stupid. Oh, good God. Yeah, we've gotten a bunch of them. Some of them are like historical and we've looked at some more modern things with different countries. It's just it's really cool to just tabletop war game some of those situations and scenarios because like I was able to say, well, I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. You will not get a better case study for like the shit doesn't work against us than Venezuela. They just, they beat their chest. We have these radars. We have these systems. We can see this. so that wasn't fair yeah and you used a sound weapon that wasn't fair i wasn't ready you can either vomit a whole bunch or you can have suppressed 300 blackout remove your brain out the far side of your fucking head games until the blacked out chinook blaring sosa pulls up which was fucking cool man i loved waking up to it dude i saw someone someone asked this is a new war no it's over it's done don't worry about the war part they're gone also they blew up a monument on the way out brandon uh he had a question the other night at one of his things and and you know he's not here right now so i'm i'm kind of speak for him yes of course yeah i'm gonna speak for him completely uh he puts on the brand of someone it's a pointy white right he's like no no no he had a town hall the other night and one of the veterans asked him it was a like a female veteran asked was like how do you think uh how do you feel about us getting involved in other countries like warfare like the iraq afghanistan war the 20 years that all of our friends got called up in we got called up in and stuff and brandon's response was if we can go in in seven minutes and remove a president from a country i'm all for that but i do not want to create a 20-year war that gets people hurt absolutely that that was i think the biggest takeaway for me because i always look at things in like layers aside from when i wanted to break down the air defense piece and how venezuela was just fucking dunked on in a way you've never read about um like when that happened i think all of us asked the same question like why the couldn't we do that to saddam like it was only 20 years ago why couldn't we just fucking go in yoink old boy out be like hey you're our property now and give him back to his people and be like cool you should execute that guy i mean how long did the war in iraq officially last i don't know i don't know like 14 years or oh you're talking about the actual like oh that was like 37 days i'm so i get so annoyed with this conversation of like what is a war right because it's like i i feel like there's a significant difference between a war and occupying a place and trying to build a nation and trying to train a group of people to be a different type of culture like those are two different things in my mind like if you can walk in overthrow the government and then you run that bitch you won the war and that's been the standard for all of human history if the romans rolled up killed all your government and then the romans were in charge with the army there like the romans won the war what are we talking about and so i don't oh yeah it's like all the fucking the shills on the internet like you lost in afghanistan yeah by what metric because all the people in afghanistan don't have a roth ira like i don't understand like you know what i mean absolutely dude i'm if i roll up and i live in your house with a gun and just beat the shit out of you whenever i feel like it for 20 years and then one day i decide to move out or you're like yeah keep walking mister that's what i thought it was so fucking laughable we used one percent of our military potential by the way we had rules where we couldn't shoot missiles at you we dropped how many jdams or moabs one the entire time yeah one moab and we collapsed and we could drive we could drop those willy-nilly if it wasn't for our rules american had a good old fourth of july every day of the week the old willy-nilly moab dude if you drop 30 moabs oh yeah well it's not fucking around real quick i wouldn't have you've heard the ally like the accounts of uh allied forces on the ground like not americans no like there's been like a bunch of like british and like danish dudes that were like oh my god the yanks nuked them literally thought we dropped a nuke when that happened i do okay i have a question okay for missile yeah all right we uh we took out another like narco boat the other day and i'm curious about the the exact ordinance that takes them out because you see it hit the boat and then you see like a splash zone like yeah fragmentation pattern yeah how does how does that that particular ordinance so from what i can tell granted there's not even a frame of being able to see the missile in most shots um i'm going to say that it's probably the agm 114 hellfire uh which is an air to surface that we have them on apaches we have them on ac-130js i mean if it can carry a hellfire it's there drones all sorts of shit and it's i think it's a hundred and some odd pounds total i think it's like uh what do you mean like how much is it oh uh hellfires like 170 grand yeah like 200 grand somewhere in there can't be like a burst with the well this is the thing the first one the first one i saw that he posted a video with a mortgage homie if you look at that very first video and do it was the boat and there's no fragmentation pattern the boat is just on fire which tells me that's helios which is the high energy laser with integrated optical dazzler system or something yes dazzlers a minute dazzlers fucking diabolical i hate dying to that oh you're bedazzled oh no where's my wiener oh sorry oh god uh so but for the agm 114 hellfire those ones since they're being fired from above they should be a top-down attack style just laser guided uh not thermal or anything else like that which is an easy shot and then those ones have a fragmentation well some of them some of the warheads are hit some of them are fragmentation and then of course there's the ginsu missile which is the same missile but it's traveling samurai swords yeah 13 inch blade six of them at mach 1.7 if i remember off the top of my head that's my favorite yeah that's just fucking wild i love america when i came out with that video there wasn't it wasn't even on the wikipedia page yet oh it's so good the shit we'd be building and it's so accurate which is more terrifying oh yeah we just shredded that one portion of that car uh well the one that where it became popular when i did my video was uh who was the uh he was like one of the guy architects behind 9-11 that we were looking for oh um you're talking about the dude on the the the balcony yeah oh we we knew where this guy was living and he was every morning he would go out and drink coffee on his balcony and that's when we hit him with this fucking katana missile just on his balcony have his morning coffee done and it's traveling faster than the speed of sound you don't even hear that motherfucker coming it's it's gonna hit you and hit you hard i mean it's a hellfire is a solid missile it's a it's cheap in the world of missiles it's affordable um so what were you asking specifically about the ones that hit the boats no i was just watching the the boat in particular it was a a splash on the sides you see the water come up yeah it's like uh horizontally not vertical where like the vote the boat was pointing it just went to the sides and that boat was taken out so some of them um mostly the agm 114 has so many configurations and we don't even know about all of them they do have like uh shape charges inside some of them for anti-armor uh so like they'll they'll kind of split right before they impact kind of creates a small fragmentation and then when they hit creates a shape charge to punch right through that one i think was just a simple fragmentation pattern so it probably came down and split across that way cool um so it's i don't know i want to say there's like six or seven pounds of explosive in there and then the fragmentation itself is just the the explosive is encased in basically a giant pineapple grenade that's why i wouldn't fuck with america just as a narco anyone homie i got steve with katana blades and he's drinking his morning coffee i i said it a long time ago on the podcast it's been clipped like a thousand times i was just like if anyone else in the military had made something like that we would be panicking but because it was us the whole world's like all right that that checks out i mean unless they're just innocent fishermen with their eight motors that cost fucking hundred thousand dollars a piece got a single net or a fishing pole yeah i just like it's poor fishermen with the nicest boats ever that's yeah with a million dollar boat they're not taking care of their family i was like homie have you seen this new i can cash fish real fast i tweeted about it because i was just like for a while fish are going down do you remember like do you remember the smugness of people like 10 years ago that were like the war in the middle east is all about oil it had like how smug they were about it people were trying to do that level of smugness about the venezuelan thing when they're like this is all about oil and like donald trump comes i was like yeah it's about oil and it's just like and they're still sitting there like did you know this is about oil yes we know everybody knows nobody gives a fuck like nobody cares no one cares like everybody knows this like do you think there's anything else out there important enough to kill and die for you oil is important what's even the civilians were like well i mean they could take i mean russia and everyone else was taking the exact same thing from us now it's just america what changed the guy at the bar buying you drinks is just trying to sleep with you yeah no shit obviously like what are we talking about like you're so enlightened you're so intelligent tell me more like god forbid we make the country we live in richer imagine that that's fucking wild i just don't think people realize how we got to this point and then it is the same people well why aren't they defending ukraine more but then is well why'd they take out that dictator which we talked about it's like hey we get it you should take out like north korea dictator like there's a bunch of bad dictators which we could go remove but then well that one hey let's stop this it helps ukraine yeah but still bad guy you're always going to be the bad guy when you are removing period evil from the world half the population looks at the entire world through the lens of okay there's a conflict between two parties which party has more power that's the bad guy that's the only they look at everything in a power vacuum and that's how they grade all of the fucking world and ethics and morals and everything who's more powerful that's the bad one don't care no context is required don't care what the weaker person was doing that was horrific doesn't matter because the the guy with the more power was able to stop them in a manner that wasn't fair so they're bad yeah to anyone who's like oh we shouldn't get involved in iran we used to be super cool with iran until their islamic revolution in 1979 and prior to that we like they had a great economy we were doing good everyone was fucking happy and now since then oh crazy 1979 that happens in the 1983 the beirut bombing from an organization that has direct ties to the fucking cuds brigades in iran they literally have a shrine dedicated to one of the bombers from the fucking beirut bombing like dude iran is the center of everything that is wrong in the middle east people are going to be mad about nick i think you need to yeah i gotta go okay you gotta go like oh connor you want to come sit in connor yeah we can go around for a little bit more boys all right bye everyone so now we got connor connor has replaced nick i am the fat electrician you're ozemp nick he is all right we we got a new bully here yeah with a normal size head so i was gonna tell uh everyone here we have our first foreign customer of ibcs the integrated air missile defense battle command system it's an acronym within an acronym it's a program i worked on for four years so i'm going to be very careful and tread lightly because i'm still under a non disclosure agreement but um poland has bought the system now the crazy thing this system has been in the works for over 10 years um and the reason why it's taken so long is aside from north of grumman biting off more than they can chew you're figuring it out but it's it's taking some time um so imagine this um you were in the navy so you might be familiar with like the ages combat system on how it can like talk to the different ships and like you can defend this ship from this ship and then things like that so imagine that but for every air defense system in the u.s and foreign arsenal and you can they all talk to each they all talk to each other but not just talk to each other because right now so like russia and china they have systems where like this radar will see it and tell this radar to find it because this is the the uh so this is the tracking and acquisition radar and this is the guidance radar and then the guidance the yeah s300 has a system like that the 400 the well the 500s a pipe dream but yeah that's the one we shut down completely oh yeah well we fucked their s300s up harm doesn't give a about you the high speed anti-radiation missile it'll hunt your radar and it'll hunt your radar and it'll hunt your radar down and fuck it up all day long that's so this system is that level of tech and i love america's like we've had that for a long time i mean it's gone it's and say we fly in with helicopters which are the slowest craft we have oh yeah and then leave without taking a single casualty yeah still fucking wild to me so with this one it's a step further um their whole thing their whole mantra is any shooter any sensor so imagine like this let's say i'm guarding the straight of i have my system set up there i have patriot launchers i have thad tippy twos i have just all these different sensors and systems talking to each other and now here comes a carrier strike group well i change my frequency they get into my frequency and boom i now have control of their missiles i can see what their radar sees they can have control of my missiles so does lead to some other issues there for like kill chain and stuff like that but let's say a threat comes through i have better eyes on the threat so i have a better sensor tracking the threat but then they have a better what we call pk or probability of kill with their interceptors i can go through the channels and whatever and i can i can pull the trigger and fire the missile off of their ship using my radar's data and then as it's in the air let's say there's an f-35 up there an f-35 can grab the missile mid-flight and send it all the way in like you're passing the ball yeah it's it's like imagine a football player you're killed yeah yeah between nations or you're so in now right now yeah poland does have it they're the first country to stand one up uh it's like a six billion dollar system or something like that but poland got on the docket years ago they're like we want it when it works yeah because you're also teaming up with team number one oh yeah poland loves america yeah they fucking love us they're good boys so basically the goal is with this anything can talk to anything and so i could fire circumstantially lasers off of a thad tippy 2 radar you could fire aegis uh sm2s and sm6s off of a thad tippy 2 like everything interacts with one another and they all talk to each other and they can pass interceptions between each other while they're flying like it's dude it's insane no other country in the world can do this no one else it is the most scary skynet fucking mesh network air defense system in the world and poland got on board and we now have one operational in guam which if you didn't know guam is the only air defended land mass on earth like anywhere in the world guam has more firepower is controlled by people or computers uh so people are the ultimate ones yeah yeah people were the trigger pullers but uh the computer systems themselves will like help uh deconflict because so the main problem you run into with the system and it's really hard to do is a radar is not a radar is not a radar now that let me explain what i mean there so you can have two patriot radars right next to each other looking at the same target in the air that target is going to look slightly different to each of those radars when you have 10 radars looking at the same target you get what's called track dueling which you'll have one track up there but you'll see 17 of them all over each other because that's how many radars so through a series of background processes it compensates for the mechanical biases in those systems because they're not all made perfect and creates one composite track across all of them so everyone sees it the same everyone can shoot at the same everyone has the same control the interceptor is like it's it's wild if you could break that down into a metaphor for a retard like me just i was i was thinking the five-year-old breakdown too explain it like i'm five okay so is this like a lidar system so it's all painting at the same time but now each one has a more clear image because all of them are working together yes you're getting a ton of data about that track so it's like if i sight in a rifle at long distance and i hand you that rifle you're not going to hit where i hit because of the that optic in the way it's designed so imagine i could hand you that rifle and you fired perfectly exactly where i was hitting because you see it the exact same i do but we did that like with just our brains okay i changed how your brain works and it compensates for it and your vision now works how mine does got it okay greater now so does that make sense to everybody yeah so yeah ageist combat system has been doing that for a little while but getting that onto the land side with all the different shooters and sensors that we've been using we have has been an overwhelming uh undertaking like i said north of grumman hats off to you guys because that was way too much for you to chew you bit off way too much because like raytheon makes better command and control systems and that's what ibcs is but raytheon bid it way higher and north said we could do this and it was when i was originally working on the system it was not good it was oh it was bad and now i mean i'm talking to some friends out there and they're like yeah no it's working and i just read on the internet and they're like yeah it's working and i just read on the news that poland has it and they've uh announced initial operability status of it so they're because poland has patriot poland has s300s poland has um poland super safe right now oh yeah they have all sorts of shit they're just bringing all of it in you get up in two world wars and you learn your lesson they learn real quick like it i couldn't be happier with who got it first and i'm glad the system worked one of the main problems that like when when i was working with the system is you have the contractors who want the system to work and they're willing to i'm not saying all contractors but some of them are willing to like oh that's not a big deal we'll fix that in another build oh that's not a big deal but the way i looked at it when i was working out there the buck stops with me you wouldn't send an infantryman overseas with a rifle that doesn't work so why am i going to send air defenders overseas with a system that didn't work i was like we may not make it perfect but i'm going to get as close to perfect before it goes out and everyone i worked with at white sands had the same mentality so the fact that it's out and poland has it they must have worked out the kinks so we're getting there it's eventually you could you wouldn't do this but you could control every air defense system in the world from this room yeah that includes ground-based mid-course defense thad uh sbx c-based x-band radar the cobra dane radar you could fire uh realistically trident missiles if you wanted to off of it standard missile six standard missile two like everything america has you could fire from that damn thing that's terrifying with ai we've given skynet the keys yeah it's like hello oh man i don't like any of this hard cut to the afghanistan military trying to do jumping jacks what we can do it's like you can fire all this from a single room yeah wow dude it's so wild to just see everything starting to network together and work and then the f-35 also had another update so you know counterfires like you've heard of counterfires right so counterfires is basically enemy shoots a you know know, a rocket at you or an artillery at you you know indirect fire you then have to figure out where that came from well air defense systems are really good at finding out where that thing came from like by the time your missile is in boost phase i know exactly where it came from and i don't mean exactly like oh within this 100 yards no like 13 digit grid i know exactly where it came from well they just upgraded the f-35 so now on top of that jet up there dropping bombs hunting down other targets it can track like artillery and rockets from the ground and pass that data in real time to counter fire that's wild because so during the surge and all this this is how a lot of iraq or afghan they drive up to certain portions they would drop mortars and then they dip and then they just mortar the base really quick and they're like props to them how accurate they were with fucking mortars off just oh yeah they don't even have stands on them half the time just holding the tube and they're they're hitting the base like they're doing a fantastic job but they would dip because incoming yeah yeah yeah dude and you're fucking oh and then everyone would run we'd stay we'd check our email yeah hi there i am fully charged and here to tell you toy story 5 is now on disney plus it's been too long cowboy woody buzz and jesse are back for a brand new adventure with some seriously cool new tech what holy butter so. you said it jesse so save your batteries and watch the global phenomenon at home and the best part it's perfect for the whole family power up your movie night and watch disney and pixar's toy story 5 now streaming on disney plus rated pg eventually get to a point if i'm gonna die i'm doing it in air conditioning so my brother has a good story about jerking off well i was getting murdered he's in the port-a-john fastest hands in the west i'm either gonna come or die i don't want it that's a very specific military core memory right there these north and grumman motherfuckers still owe me a couple million dollars seriously yeah fuck them dude what they do what did grummy bear do to you grummy bear that's what i call him grummy bear my 9-11 story motherfuckers what happened i elaborate please if you don't mind he was in the military so he knows the only navy achievement medal that i have is because i figured out that north of grumman there was a system that's been around forever like tcast tcan they accounted for like mountainous terrain blah blah airplanes should avoid that and i was like they don't account for modern day structures and i got a navy achievement medal because i pointed that out wrote a huge fucking paper on it oh shit i could have prevented 9-11 that's the joke going around oh and because i was a fucking e3 in the military when i wrote this paper up i got a nice navy achievement medal but i pointed out that every system every aircraft system tcan and grumman is a system that's been in tcast in the entire world they didn't account for man-made structures and i feel like north of grumman owes me a fucking couple million dollars for updating every aircraft system in the entire world fuck it we're going to huntsville alabama let's go talk to him i'll go talk to these motherfuckers he was hit with a missile i just i just had to i just had to air out my beef i had to air in my beef with fucking north of grumman you know that's whatever they make really good bombers though that's one thing that north of really excels they're cool they're a cool place yeah we got new we love the military industrial complex it doesn't exist because mcdonald's made money oh my god yes i was like man trout's crash out after that was when i stood up and i was like what the fuck are you talking about dude how i do trout how are you feeling about the epstein files you're loving i know everyone wants to know about this shit no i loved your video by the way that got me laughing yeah you just put fucking connor back in his existential crisis now yeah i've been on that train for fucking weeks what set me off was the so you can go there's a website it's like gmail.world i think it is oh yeah and it puts you into his uh gmail account so you can see his emails you can see his drive and everything's heavily redacted though it really sent me over the edge was the uh the pictures they're all super super redacted but you can still like through context clues pick up what they were up to and it's just the most evil heinous demonic shit you cannot imagine so yeah when all this got released the new epstein piles dropped um i was like i have a phenomenal idea i'm gonna drink 17 beers and read the epstein files and be horribly upset and that's exactly what the fuck happened but yeah everything that's been revealed in them because there's so many and so i was just doing like keyword searches and it it gets worse and worse and worse the more you read and the fact that well thankfully nobody's gonna have people will be held accountable yes of course that was yeah the sentence i was saying was the the fact that nobody's doing anything about this we're not dragging people out to the guillotines right now it just is sickening to me they're telling they're telling us to let us eat cake that's what it is yeah and it's yeah that that that's all this is the shit i've been talking about like as a quote-unquote conspiracy theorist for years and then to be vindicated feels horrible oh dude to know that all this shit was actually happening and it's worse than you thought like makes me sick to my stomach i for some reason i thought like the like learning that oh yeah i was right and it's like we got them and then nothing's fucking happening well imagine what the flat earthers feel because that's the only one that wasn't proven true no you're just convex and carried on the back of a giant turtle i've seen that one today i was cracking up i was like the day you said you were like diving into that you're like yeah i'm just gonna look at these things today like five hours later i look at your story on instagram you're laying in the kitchen floor just staring at the ceiling listening to orinoco flow by enya sail away sail away sail away it's it's hyper disappointing of knowing nothing will come to it like that is the first time i feel actually i do not like i've been very vocal i don't like the government don't like political shit like military love my country love the military like the people in charge right now on the military side you got your your general george's like amazing humans they care for war soldiers government do not give a fuck about because that shit right there because nothing will change no and everybody's on the everybody's on the files they all went to fucking violent and little kids yeah you know well i'm like nope don't give a fuck yeah the thing that i can't stand in like when when people are getting the files and all of us are like this i don't care who's in the files hold them accountable right like i don't i don't give a shit republican democrat libertarian socialist i don't care fucking hang them up by their feet but when you see these people especially on social media who are like oh look here's this republican on here it's like i are we gonna do anything about it like i don't care i just don't give a shit why are you using it to grandstand your political opinion they're all pieces of shit all of them also don't think because no no one i've met is like well calm down on that it's everyone doesn't like anyone that's associated with it yeah if you're blaming like oh well you're defending it it's like no no no don't give a fuck about yeah personally i know nothing's gonna come from it more than likely because there's so many powerful people in there but it's it's kind of entertaining to read through the more obscure things like we know we know they're fucking draining baby's blood and doing the adrenochrome and torturing children and i have a very different opinion of what's entertaining no that's not that's not my point is that's not entertaining whatsoever we know they're doing it they should all fucking put through a wood chipper but like like some of the emails it's like epstein's like yeah stephen hawking's wanted to go on my submarine so his wheelchair wouldn't fit on the submarine that we had on the island so i duct taped his head to a chair and we put him on the submarine just thinking about shit like that or even like he loved fortnite and world of warcraft like shit like that what the fuck were you guys doing the obscure things are are just just wildly fucking ridiculous isn't that yeah we don't have that level of money i never want that level of money if i had that level of money i would never still do that yeah you know what still wouldn't be like can't get my rocks off anymore no no if the israeli government was giving me tens of billions of dollars i would not kids no i hate to fucking as you said it's a while it's like oh the government's corrupt it's still it's duh yeah what's new oh my god it took you that to figure that out wow that's amazing as you said as a conspiracy theorist everything else is true it's like oh look everything's been unlocked year after year whether that's jfk or whatever is is coming out this is just that next level of corruption or yeah that quote about what's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth a couple of years here we are the pizza gate shit was all real jesus fucking christ oh yeah you don't think we landed on the moon do you no i think we i think we landed on oh okay all right yeah people will get pissed when i say that who's someone yesterday was it zach zach doesn't think that we put yeah oh that's the one i was like jack zach come on i was like you think we could keep that a secret of everything that we can't keep secrets i think that's the one we would have yeah i was like zach you've worked for the government you know it's a bunch of just functional retards like it's you i've worked for these people for so long like people like you worked for the army for 16 years why don't you trust the government because i worked for them for 16 years like that's why moon landing would have been on discord if it was faked oh yeah that was the biggest i have an opinion about it and thank god nick is on his way back to fucking iowa otherwise he'd get pissed at me but the the moon landing thing the space race in general was the biggest like goalpost shifting the russians killed a load of humans and animals and tried to cover it all up but they kicked our fucking asses when they came to space travel they hit every record and then we shifted the goalpost to first man on the moon and we were like nope we got it because they were the first in space or in the outer atmosphere then in space then orbit yeah orbit yeah they like every metric they kicked our ass in the space race and then we got a we got a man on the moon we were like no actually that was the goal the whole time fucking look what we did oh yeah it's important in that in that moment to point out that hypersonic is anything greater than mach 5 and earth's exit velocity is like mach 22 so just for everyone out there who's like america doesn't have hypersonics like you you have to go that fast to leave earth's fucking gravity goddamn yeah wow that's really fast though that's really fast that's cooking yeah i think the maximum speed of a gbi which is a ground-based interceptor which is our ground-based mid-course defense it's our icbm defense for the u.s mach 33 34 something like that yeah they're cooking they they are moving and that's like how much time would take from when it passed to when you would hear it uh at that speed whatever the division is on we're mathematicians over here regular einstein sitting at this table you are a fucking rocket autist yeah you should know this everything you said i've got we're in the same frame right now and i just know my face i'm like what the fuck is this guy talking about everyone has their thing eli does cameras i do missiles cody does i don't know break down racism he's and i crank it crazy style just put it in the mock 35 yeah connor doesn't know this just burst into flames like chris from family oh what happened puts a hole in the ceiling his hair face going like this the sonic boom of my coom oh my god we really do have just like the weirdest fucking cornucopia of friends like subject matter experts on just retarded little things just random shit eli and nick were talking about guns one time on on the the was a kind of consensual and i just sat there quietly and then nick like looked at me and he's like this is how we feel when you talk about missiles okay that's true all right i love your tangents though by the way oh thank you so much it's always a pleasure having you down i love learning i hear i'm like i have no idea what he's talking about i'm sure everyone else also feels the same so i'm gonna shut up and listen for 10 20 minutes i'm gonna be i did avionics for years and you'll say something every once in a while i'm like i know that word i know that that's what i get i was in the book oh man aviation is it's a really cool world the i've because i obviously i portray planes uh and what's the new plane coming out the you're talking about the f-47 47 yes uh and then there's also the faxx which uh that one's supposed to be for the navy so the f-47 is going to be an air force platform and a lot of air force platforms can't land on naval vessels because they don't have robust enough like landing gear because when you come down on a carrier you're fucking slamming down um so stopping yeah it's violent really fast absolutely violent so the navy has their program that was canceled now is back and i i don't know what's up with that but it's called the faxx and they're building a next generation sixth generation air platform for naval forces because right now our fifth generation can hand can hang with every other country's sixth well so when it comes to chinese jet like hot shit so the chinese jet so the way here we go there is no global agreed upon standard for generations of aircraft for that to be a thing you would have to make public everything that is in your aircraft so like there's public information about the f-22 but a good maybe cars at the same time it's like you could have your mclaren f1 from 1992 and then whatever else came in sx 1992 and you have the fifth generation but they're completely different exactly so what china considers their sixth generation which is their uh something dragon don't say bad connor i knew that was that was going to come out i i felt it so really red the dragon i think it is like i think it is like the white dragon or red but supposedly their thing like they're already showing videos of it flying and they're doing that on purpose because it boosts their propaganda um we're probably already like tracking those things with radars like to get information about them how fast they climb how fast they move what their radar cross-section looks like anytime anyone shoots or flies anything in this world uncle sam takes notes like every single time no matter where it is and like so every time kim jong-un's like i got a new powerful misha like we just laugh at him we're like we watched everything you just made that in the 60s i gotta give a shout out to burnt peanut oh yes i heard the funniest quote this morning someone someone in his chat said imagine living in america and he's like well we have a giant black dorito worth more than your country's gdp that will level your shit before you can think about it yeah yeah that's that's true that guy i just really quick burr peanut great people you're always welcome on unsub him talking about people were uh yelling at him about viewbotting he's like i don't know what that he's like you know who does that haters haters want to say viewbotting i joined i want to be humble for a second i'm gonna be humble for a second i hate or not humble for a second i've went to every server pacific uh asia what's the ocean ocean oceania that's the one he was like oceania i don't know where the fuck that is even i don't even know where that is on the map everyone know who i am go f**k yourselves if you think i'm viewbotting bro i jumped into one of his live streams the other day on youtube alone speaking on content creation we get on that sometimes he had 107 000 concurrent viewers on youtube you jump over to twitch he has 70 000 concurrent on twitch it's like god damn our boy's doing good and that's what we we press on sometimes it's like if you're an entertaining person you're gonna do well on the laters damn dude the bundle layers have been blowing up that dude is hilarious i catch his clips sometimes and just the shit he says it's so oh it's so good he's just very forward and direct about everything black dorito deleted country so when it comes to generations of aircraft like everyone's like well okay well what is your definition of stealth for the u.s our definition of stealth is a reduction in radar cross-section greater than 90 so it has to be 90 smaller in fact the stealthy stealthiest by definition aircraft in the world is the b2 spirit the stealth bomber because it's 153 feet wide and it shows up roughly the size of a sparrow on radar so like 90 percent radar reduction is just the total size yes the total size on on radar returns they said 99.9 it's a pigeon that's cute so for other countries so when you compare like uh so america's fifth gen you know our premier fifth gen the f-22 came out in 94 96 i think it was in the 90s and it has a radar cross-section roughly the size of a bumblebee so if you see a bumblebee pulling mach 2.2 natural suspicious it's a it's a little suspicious like there's a bumblebee on my screen hauling ass and that's if you get a return so that's how big that is the j20 which is their chinese uh fifth gen is roughly a hundred times larger on radar cross-section so take that size of a bumblebee which is point zero zero zero two meters squared a hundred times more than that is what point zero two meters square or something like that and then the su-57 which russia considers their premier stealth fifth gen is a hundred times larger than the j20 so it has roughly the same radar cross-section as like an f-18 so when we so like when they're like we have stealth their stealth doesn't match our stealth and their generations don't match our generation so and we always undersell all of our capabilities just if you're gonna read anything about uncle sam like hey this radar can see this far just know that it's more oh this jet can go this fast just know it's more Like everything that Uncle Sam pushes out there is under our capabilities. But the enemy, they oversell. And we've done that. So there's, I just dropped a video on Pepperbox called Constant Peg. And I saw that at lunch today. It cracked me up. So Constant Peg is a program we had from the 90s. Originally, it was in the 60s all the way through the 70s. It was like have something. It's an Air Force program. The Navy had some of these programs too. And it's where we would buy, steal, trade, and get aggressor aircraft. And instead of saying, like, we're going to take these apart and study them. We were like, these are giant piles of shit. You know what we should do is have our guys fight against them. So for years, our pilots were fighting against actual aggressor nation aircraft. They knew where all their blind spots were. They knew how to fight against them. Like, so the MiG-23 went really fast in a straight line. Like until we built the F-15. Nothing went faster. Well, the F-111, technically. Nothing went faster. It was super fast compared to everything that we had. But it couldn't turn for shit. So we would just take it into a turn fight. And that's how we would beat the MiG-23. And we learned this because pilots would defect. We paid East Germany, I think, for the cost of a MiG-19 was roughly the cost for a new Mercedes-Benz. And we would trade them Mercedes-Benz for MiG-19s. We got to go back. We got to go back, guys. You want some MiGs? Let's go get some MiGs. Get on. Give an East German a couple thousand dollars. He'll land the plane in fucking Florida. Here's some food. Blue jeans. So, yeah, we did that for years, just fighting against their stuff. And, you know, aggressor nations are like, you were stealing our technology. And it's like, no, we already had better shit. But we were just. It was as if we were engaged in some kind of cold war. Imagine that. You're not playing fair. Cut it out, guys. Stop stealing our pilots and our planes. Where'd you get our nuke plans from? That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Well, we can't talk about that. Yeah. We hung them for treason. Yes. And their last name ended in Steen. Oh, God. That was like, you know, what's crazy is I was looking into that. Whatever the Robert Steen. Or no, it was Berg. Yeah, Rosenberg. I hate my brains. Like, it's a good shot. It's like two legs going. And a little young. Like, that's not my brain. Oh, it's a movie shot. Oh, my God. The Rosenbergs who gave all of our nuclear secrets away. Yeah. And you know, what's crazy is I thought about that. And there's. I love that. I've been listening to King Trout's videos too much. I love them. They're my favorite group of people, gefilte fish in Israel. So with that, I was, I was looking into that, the Rosenbergs and are we back? Oh, man. But I was, I was thinking, I was like, there's literally nothing you could give away to the enemy today that would be that level of like devastation. I could give the plans for an F. Twenty-two. It doesn't compare to giving them their first nuclear weapon. I could give them missiles, bombs, anything that we have. And it doesn't even compare. So like in 1953, when we hang their ass or it was electric chair, lethal injection. I don't even know what we did. They were hanged. They were hanged. Um, that was absolutely justified. Well, hanged means you have a big, but I think they were electrocuted. Yeah. Well, isn't there a difference between being hung and being hanged? Yes. Being hung means you have a fat hang means you got strangled to death. I don't know. I'm going to trust him. Yeah, I am hung. If I was going to myself, I would be hanged first time. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. That was, that's kind of wild to think about that. They just turned over on us like that for the Russians of all people. When you have a nuke, nuke, you learn, you mean clear? Yeah. But it's like the deterrent and then no, no one, when you have all countries, like, don't use ours. And I won't use our, that's when you fucked up when you're like, oh, I gave that. I gave those plans away. Yeah. Top dude. You deserve everything you get after that. And I mean, we even have, there's, we got to look at the pay scale. Cause there was a kid arrested recently who sold high Mars secrets to China. And it was for like 12 grand. Like the fog. Yeah. It was not much on, um, discord. What's yeah. Discord. And then what's the, the, uh, the video game Roblox. Oh no. Oh, fucking. Oh, I'm just saying. Oh, war Thunder, war Thunder, war Thunder forums where everybody gets all these autists get butt hurt. And they're like, no, actually the, the barrel mount is three inches to the right. I work on these as a mechanic. Here's my fucking mechanics. Here is that top secret manual top secret information about could E three stop being E three. Just stop. Dude. Gaijin even came out. The company that made war Thunder was like, please stop putting out secret information in our video games. Like, please, please don't do this. They're a Russian company, right? Yeah. They're a Russian company. Is it with a Japanese name? That's what's confusing. Don't pay the snail, man. Don't pay the snail. Their, their logo is a snail. So don't pay the snail. F one on tech. It's a free fucking free to play game. It really is. I get to like BR four and then I just stopped playing cause that's where all the sweat start and then I'll just start a different country and I'm like, I'm going to start out with biplanes again and we're going to get up. To be our four and then the sweats are going to start. I'm alone. Let's go find a different country. It's all I do. I've never played it. I don't know these games. Oh, war Thunder. I broke a keyboard over war Thunder. I did. I, I gamer raged in a whole other fucking level. I hit this dude like three or four times right in the ammo rack with a tank penetrating cartridges and do just turned in one shot at me when I was in a Sherman with like, I don't know, 80 millimeters of armor in the front of it and just put one right through the front of my, I was pissed. I love that war Thunder. Also celebrated Veterans Day by announcing Brandon and then like really pushing Brandon during Veterans Day. And he's like, I think they just did a Google of me and thought I'm the most highest decorated veteran in the history of the United States of America. Cause the ads are, it's like celebrating Veterans Day. It's so good. Oh, I hate my friends. Did we talk about the mailers last or yesterday on the podcast? Not enough. Not enough because those are, I, we need to put them up, put them up chase or Finn who was ever editing him because it is hilarious that the one, the arrow pointing to, he didn't actually, it's like pointing to his medals. Oh no, he did talk about it. Okay. He did. Yeah, he did. Cause we didn't talk about the one that I was in fucking Tony, you piece of shit. That's the one. It was the one. It was that one. You in the background. Oh, I hate that. I've experienced that as well. It was a, it was the commercial. I think me, Cody and Brandon were at. I had lunch one day and it came up on the TV and it's a Brandon Herrera mocks military veterans. And then it plays the clip from the podcast, uh, with meat Canyon in Vegas. The second half of it, which that was my idea. Sorry, Brandon. He hates that so much, but it plays, uh, he's, he just said like something about Baron Trump being tall and that was it. Yeah. And then it cuts to, or immediately after they pitch shift. I laughed my, my laughed my laugh cause I have like a very distinct loud laugh, but they pitch shifted it. So I sound like a fucking demon and it like punch cuts in on my face. Slow it down. First off, I don't laugh. Look, when you have to get your opponent's friends involved, you're desperate. Tony is desperate at this point in time. I mean, the guy's he's in the Epstein files for all, for fucking Christ's sake, the dude's in the Epstein files. My biggest thing is just being able to, that's when I truly hated politics is once we got to see firsthand of Brandon's shit getting manipulated. Even the Brandon hates veterans. You have Eli like five seconds beforehand being like, tell the joke that I told you you should have told on stage. And then he tells got him at an event with all of his veteran friends. Yeah. Yeah. He hates veterans so much. He raises hundreds of thousands of dollars for them and autism. Awareness. He hates autistic people. Same. Yeah. Yeah. Also think of Barron. Trump is a cryptid. It was kind of fun. Oh yeah. I mean, we don't think he's a cryptid, but it's, it's kind of funny to think about this, this, this giant lumbering father. It was a conceptual bit and he's like seven feet tall. Oh dude. He's going to do fucking great in life. I just, but there's this, yeah, the, the cryptid Barron Trump always cracks me up slam dunking. Like this. Yeah. If you're not talking shit about the boy, like, no, it's a good thing to be fucking tall. You're going to do great in life. You're awesome. But it's, he says he's tall. What? What do you want? He said he was tall. What is what? If you're in the public eye, like you're going to get made fun of, and even I enjoy some of the jokes they make about me. Like I, I did, I, I did one live stream where I wore a, the fucking tank top. like Nick does, and my white balance was all up. Dude, people were saying like, Sherwin-Williams can't even match that color. Dude has all the privilege. It was so good. They roasted me for a solid hour. You should have doxed them. It's the new rebuttal for everything. What did you say about me? Trout? You hit me with a fifth grade insult? I'm going to tell people where your kids go to school. Not naming any names. I love this group of friends. It's the best group. People make fun of me online. I call them gay. We know. I think I'm currently in the lead with the long F word on Twitter. Me and Connor are fighting over this. I'll be scrolling through Instagram reels and I'll be commenting on them. Especially when I'm altered, my inner Cody comes out. I'll just say the most off-the-wall shit. There was some woman, she was very heavy, didn't take care of herself, very hood rat. She was rapping towards the camera and I posted ignore all the positive comments and people loved it. There was another one. It was a bunch of. Bar none goes. I've never met Jake. I really want to. I love that he now has just. He does not give a f*** and everyone has rallied behind him. And I'm like, homie, you played with fire and then you came out stronger on the other side. It is amazing. Forged. It kills me how people don't understand when you put yourself in the public eye, you're going to get made fun of. Eli, me and you have known this for over a decade now. Yeah, I accept it, whatever. I f*** up. Not even f*** up. Even if you're just the simplest of things that you put on social media, you're going to get made fun of. You just roll with the punches. You're going to get hate no matter what. It does not matter how easy something is. It's just going to be like, oh, hey, it doesn't matter. Oh, this is f***ing. What was it? I didn't know anime nerds hate if you grade something. Grade something? Oh, dude. That started. What do you mean grade? You just have something graded. You're like, hey, I had a berserk. Like, I have that original. Oh, it's a grading company. Yeah, dude. Oh, my God. Dude. I've never. I was like, well, I just learned something. People really f***ing hate this. And then you have this back and forth in the comments. It's like, why are you guys so pissed? This is f***ing weird as s***. Not me saying that. It's everyone else. They're like, you're mad because he graded it? If you would have a copy of Jared. Like, first edition. Because you have a lot of, like, really cool first editions. First edition stuff. Yeah. Like, me and you have been, like, buying things and, like, tracking some graded things. So people, like, f*** with you about that? Yeah. Berserk, dude. I was like, oh, berserk would probably think this is cool. And they were like, what, yeah, you graded a $20 object? And then the comments were like, that's the first print. That's well over $20. I assure you. Actually. Actually. Oh, my God. But then you get to see just everyone angry in the comments. It was like, I didn't know this was that device. I didn't know people gave a shit if you graded something. If you had a f***ing 10-grade Charizard right now, first edition, you'd be happy. Yeah. Dude. Plain people are just as bad. I made one joke about the V-22 Osprey. Oh, never again. Never again, man. And Zach. F*** it. I love Zach. He made a joke about the F-35. And he texted me. He made it on Twitter. Zach's like, what'd I do? He texted me, like, an hour later. He's like, dude, plain people are feral. I was like, yeah, dude, don't talk s*** about planes, man. Like, they are feral. Oh, it's wild, man. I think people just like these days, they make their entire personality about a distinct thing, whether it be f***ing Pokemon cards or Berserk or just like ice, even. Oh, my God. It's just like being a protester. People just make their entire personalities like, I need to be angry about something because something at home is not fulfilling my needs or. I don't know. My response was, well, this made me happy. That's why I posted it. I don't really care what anyone else thinks. I thought it was cool is why I posted it. And then you have, that's f***ed. Yeah, see? See? See? And then it's still. That's why they were a piece of s*** because you had that graded. Well, I didn't even have my grade. That's f***ing. And even then, don't even care. I thought it was cool. There was this one guy one time, his name was Shinzo Abe. He said, go outside, touch grass, and talk to women. You know what they did? They f***ing killed him. How dare you? Nine of all two. It's like that random experience when you become a creator for the first time and you're like, oh, I'm going to say this. This is a pretty mild take. I think people will agree with it. And then like, 10 minutes later, you look and they're like, you're literal Hitler. What the f*** did I do? Mild takes, coward. We've only been blasting the internet with hot takes. Most of them are s***. I'm telling you the other one. I cast hot takes. It's a great shirt. It's a wizard. Connor's like, I'm going to put the VR on for a couple hours. I was like, yeah, just blast the Jew lasers into your eyes. I bought that f***ing thing I jerked off to VR one time and then played a video game. I haven't touched it since. And Brandon goes, in your room, right? And I was like, yeah, if that helps you. We made the poor f***ing I just pictured Connor taking it off. He's like, why do you call it Jew lasers? And he has Star of David's for eyeballs. His pupils. Just covered in cum on the living room couch. Poor f***ing veteran with a sign. We had him over. He had stayed with me the past couple of days. And my son, John, he loves like the VR. He loves the blade and sorcery. We were just like stabbing people. And so we put it on Zach and Zach got nauseous, fell over. We are our parents now. The going lasers. Well, I did the I did a VR chat and I thought I was I was like, it'll be funny to just go talk to because what's what's his name? Proximity chat. Yeah. On YouTube. Shouts out proximity chat. It's very funny. It's hilarious. He just goes and talks to the demo. They're just like furry types and shit. And I was like, oh, it'll be funny to go. I'll go on VR chat and just like around with these people. And so I loaded into VR chat. I bought a fucking like a skin. It was just a shrimp. It's just a giant shrimp. I paid $10 to be a shrimp. And then I immediately started walking around and got motion sickness. And then I loaded into one server. It was like a it was like a what's that called? Fuck. I can't remember. Like role play server or whatever. Oh, RP. Yeah. So I'm in one of these. I'm in one of these servers and it's like, where do we princess? I was just thinking this shrimp like getting nauseous. I just laid on the couch and watched YouTube videos. Have you seen the boxing one? Boxing VR because it goes based on it's like this drill with the really long stick. Because then it made his arms and he just turned it off. And then it's a torpedo. And then it's like, oh, fuck. I don't know. I don't know. better reloads than like the kids i was playing with because they don't know uh this goes but i gotta pull like and i'm just like mag out mag in chamber we're good let's keep moving i forgot you're left-handed yeah and i played one match i won and there was this kid he died like four times i had to keep rezzing him and shit like that i got all the way to the end i won i was like hell yeah i jump into the next match apparently that first one was all bots because then now there's some super autistic fucking ninja kids just kicking my ass i survived for like 30 seconds i was like well i'm done with this game i'm over it i am golden thank you good sir actually cody if you want to close this out we just hit we hit our time shit man we're just hanging around having a good time we had a good ass time that went fucking longer than i thought it was sure we had a great ass time are you doing sam elliott no i'm the sad man now i gotta i gotta prostitute in the pool now you love land man bye everyone thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast i was joined today by eli double tap king trout our friend fat electrician was here earlier he had to head out we have habitual line crosser here i'm donut operator thank you so much for being here today we love you bitches i'm not giving up i am selling the building the final season of fx is the bear the restaurant is flooded everything's either gonna be okay or not we are outgunned and we are outmanned but we have each other fx is the bear the final season all episodes now streaming on disney plus