Mintzy Has A Bombshell Announcement Ahead Of His Big Ole Miss Trip: Tue Sep 15, 2026

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And I said on PMT, if you give us a win, if you give me a winner, you're definitely, you've gone from 0% chance of getting hired to at least 10%. Wow. That's pretty good. You've got some good prizes. Yeah. You have the best prize. Come watch ball with the boys. And if you bring a winner, it's got to be like a winner, like what odds are we talking? No. I don't care about odds. Okay. Like no doubt. I'm concerned about watching ball with the boys because that did drive a rip between Stephen Cheyenne Rico, which appears to be tearing apart one of the best relationships in this office with Stephen Cheyenne Rico. Yeah. That's not mended yet. No. Oh, I think Rico hates him even more now. No, we take pick him this morning because Dave has to go to England for Fox. No, that's not mended at all. It gets worse because Rico starts thinking about it, right? Yeah. I don't know if you've ever heard of him that Stephen Chey has literally freaked out it pretty much every one of us. Yeah, freaked out me only. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, freaked out me during Falcons box last year. Yeah. We've got a max Frank Frank. It's it's a very normal thing to have a freak out in the gambling cave. Once you leave the gambling cave, you're like, all right, we're going to white lines. Exactly. I've had really bad moments in the game. I would love front row seats. The Cheyheye versus the riders. Oh, man. I think the Cheyheye would be overmatched there. I think they move silently. I think they're a whole different strategy. Make brain. Cheyheye also can't be affected. Cheyheye said on wake up parcel today that he would he would like to be Dishon Watson. What? Why? I might just say that. The money? You're all quarterback. 230 million dollar guaranteed contract. Like that's hated by everybody. Everyone. And he just can't he's like, yeah, but think about the money. He kept on saying, change your name. And he's still Dishon Watson that you very recognizable. You'll be forgotten in five years. Sounds like you don't want to be Dishon Watson. If one of your strategies has changed my name. That's your own watch. You don't want to be Dishon Watson. You can't change your name. You have to be Dishon Watson. If you're Dishon Watson. The hypothetical is, do you want to, would you trade lies with Dishon Watson? You cannot change your name. This is my hypothetical. Hello, to back Cheyheye up. Dishon Watson retires tomorrow buys a thousand acres of land and just, again, just disappears and has the best life ever. Well, I did say to, I hate to have to defend Stephen Cheyheye. Dishon Watson, I would imagine is still beloved in Clemson. Yeah, he could just go into South Carolina. Yeah. Like those type of guys always can go home. Yeah. Kind of thing, you know. Mm-hmm. Ron Dane used to just like hang out at bars. Just put on a Clemson polo. Move back there. Yeah, he's good. It's like if you just, if you're, your professional career didn't span out, you just be like, Hey, remember when I was the man, well, I'm back. Yeah, I'm 40 now and have some weird shit in my past. But remember when I was the man. Yeah. Everyone would be like, oh yeah. Do you think Clemson's that shallow? Yeah. Titus did it in Columbus for a while. Mm-hmm. That's why he stood by as a mural. Yeah. It's like, I was the man. Fucking man. I'd career points. But you, you're off the court stats must have been crazy too. Yeah. Yeah. The other one. They were. They were. Yeah. Yeah. Nine total. Nine. Nine. Nine career. That's what I was talking about. Solid, dude. That's a, that's a life well lived. Nine is incredible. Yeah. Nine is overwhelmed. Nine is way too many. Nine and four. Yeah. You don't have enough memory for nine. Yeah. One, one's getting also in the shuffle there. Yeah. They start to blend after I'd imagine the six highlights, but there's some, there's some ones that you just kind of. Some of the routine plays. Yeah. Layouts. No free throws. Yeah. Yeah. We can't bring that back. We got to have Taton. Oh, yeah. That was incredible yesterday. Mm-hmm. Just really good start to fit. Really, really good. Very funny. Progressively. Progressively. Funny or throughout the day. Even got Dave's attention. Which got the respect. What are the, what are Tate's riders? What are his chai? Uh, they'll figure out their name eventually. Psychos. They're pretty. Yeah. Tatriots. Tatriots. Yeah. It was very funny because they were just like. I was tuning in. Tate was like all that was great. And we'll have him recap it. That one clip, which I want him to come down here to show. But uh, every reply was just like, and Dave won't mention you. Until Dave mentioned it. So shout out the Tate triots. And Dave's matching. The average. Yeah. That's a big amount. Yeah. In honor of Ohio State embarrassing all their fans specifically. Ohio Tate with that intergalactic choke job against Texas. I'll match the money Tate raised rail us. Also for all the people who want me to say I love Tate now. I will never say that. I respect his work ethic. I'm glad we have him. It was great content. He still has like seven screws loose. I respect his work. Worth a work ethic. That's better than I love you. That's yeah. Here's the thing. Yeah. He's totally a rest. It's where I understand getting the Dave approval is very massive. And Dave stamping it. But like Tate has. I'm Tate's boss. And I. Take has carte blanche do whatever. And I'm as big as supporters. So he's good. He just got a new con. He's good. He's good. He deserves it. And he's very successful. And he works his ass off. I know that like getting Dave's approval. But I don't know if that will ever happen. Because the Michigan Ohio State thing is very real between them. Yeah. Like I don't know if they'll ever get passed. And Tate is a psycho when it comes to that. Correct. If you ask Tate, you know, Ohio State beats Michigan or you get a Ohio State Superior or the over Michigan or you get a big raise. I think he probably chooses Ohio State. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a psycho. This is psycho. Doesn't do it for the money, for the views. Does it for the Dave quote tweet. Now, now I do want to ask one question. Tate, a wildly successful yesterday was amazing. Fantastic, incredible stuff. This weekend he's just going to be following Mincey around again. Yeah. All right. I'll be here. We'll wait till Tate's down here, but I will be clear. If he didn't want to do that, he didn't have to. Tate has any time he does not want to follow Mincey around. He can say no. Okay. And if he says no, then Mincey also can't go. Is the best possible out there. Yeah. Yeah. So like that's, but Tate calls the shots in that relative. He's never going to be putting Tate in a situation where Ben Mince can tell Tate we're going somewhere and you have to follow me. So it's not. But I think Ben thinks he has that. He can think that he does not. It's not Mincey's going to take you have to go. It's Tate. If you want to go, Mince can go. Correct. Okay. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Mincey definitely thinks he has that. He does not have. Okay. Well, Ben Mince has bombshell breaking news. I'm Tate's doing what he's doing. But Ben Mince has. We'll do that after Tate because Tate is part of it. Do you have the bombshell breaking news? No, I don't. Oh. But yeah. Tate, you know that. We've talked about that. What's that? Then Ben Mincey, you can always say no to going to a Mincey thing. Oh, yeah. He does not control where you go. No, not okay. You've let him. This one is going to be fun. Have you said no? Yeah. Yeah. There's been a couple. There have been. Yeah. That we've like talked about privately. No, this doesn't make sense. You pre said no. If like Ole Miss had won that game against Miami, right? Didn't you pre say no to the next one? Yeah. I've said no more. Yeah. Yeah. I want. This game is going to rock. Yeah. And there was one that was like Ben C had an idea and Tate was like, Hey, Ben C has this idea. I was like, Dude, you shouldn't do that. I mean, I had a wedding and I was like, Dude, go to the fuck of me. Yeah. What are we talking about? You're not missing a wedding for Ben minutes. - Tate is there at the end. - No one should miss. No one should miss a fucking, like a DMV appointment for Ben, okay? Well, think of the worst thing that you like, whether you'd actually want to miss, you should still go to that thing. - Tate is there a chance, Mincey sees you blowing up, and he's like, oh fuck. I don't know. I don't think Mincey's thinking about me. - I don't know. - I don't think about you. - Dude, he was in the hallway, I just walked by. He was debating Colin Coward about Ole Miss. - If y'all don't think that Ben Mince is, it feels like he's responsible for Tate blowing up. You don't know Ben Mincey. - I do have to say that, so yesterday, at one point I was like, hey, this might stink. - As you said, you're welcome at all. - He was gonna come, I had to cancel on him. He was gonna come to the stream. Thank you, I was gonna ask him. He's like, I have a great idea. He printed off someone helped him. A Robert Frost poem. - Wow. - Two road, whatever. Apparently, he was torn between going to LSU or Ole Miss. And his mom left that on his bed. - No kidding, he just noticed. - And he read that, and he made the choice to go to Ole Miss, and it's changed his life forever. He was going to come tell that story and read it. Live at McDonald's. - Wow. - During your stream. - Yep. That would be so important. - Yep. - For your stream. - And he was texting me the whole time. Which, again, credit to him. I was gonna play him in like chess or something, but he's like, dude, I have an idea. - Did he say it was gonna be hilarious? - Oh yeah. - Wait, was this one in his breaking news? - No, he has-- - Yeah, we'll do the breaking news. Why did you look at me when I said that he was debating Colin Coward over Ole Miss? - Me? - Yeah. - Was Colin Coward here? - No, PFT has an AI Colin Coward here. - Oh! - Eight. - I was like, I didn't know Colin Coward was here. - It was great to bake. - He was just-- - I didn't see no. - He was literally standing there debating a phone. - Well, Colin Coward's in Chicago, is he, right? - What should I set that up? - No, it's way funnier for him to have to debate it. - Hey, I call it Colin Coward. - We won. I think Colin. - Oh, okay. (laughing) - It was great. - It's like a cat with a laser pointer. - Hours. - I would say it. - But no. - No, they, yeah. We give up first. - Yes. - All right, so Tate, tell us how are you feeling first of all? - I haven't pooped yet. - Uh-oh. - I felt really, really, really bad last night, but I literally kept going to the bathroom, trying to sit down, couldn't do anything. - At some point, it's gonna come out, right? That's 10 Big Macs. I've been told it's the sodium, make you retain. - Yeah, I think you gotta eat something, like eat like a brand muffin or something. - You think? - Can we see how much meat is 10 Big Macs? - I just wanna know. - 20 patties, I know that. - 20 patties, dogs dream. - Have you eaten today? - No, I'm trying to do a-- - Are you hungry? - Yeah. - I stretched out the stomach yesterday. - I did get you one. - Would you kill me? - No, no Big Cat. - All right. - Well deserved, brother. - Well deserved. - Three loves from the boss man. - That's awesome. - The boss man. - Wow, how about that? - Do you want me to throw it down? - How about that for an episode? - Isn't this like, you're not supposed to like, go cold turkey? - Yeah, you eat off of it. - You eat off? - Yeah. - Thank you, right? - Oh, thank you. - Oh, wow. - You're like the next morgan spur lock. - Oh man. - How's it feel? - Is it feel like home? - I'm bad. (laughing) - You're putting this guy in watch. Gorski. - Yeah, I'm good. - Gorski, yeah, don't need to watch. Don't eat the whole thing. I was very impressed. I, like, you made great content out of it. That one clip, we should show it, was this. - I think it's an all-time clip. - Yeah, that's a, that's a four-year-old. - It's so cool. - All-fame clip. (laughing) - She said that's Ronald. Do you want to take a picture with him? - I'm a kid from a fucking kid. - Here comes his fucking kid. (laughing) - Here comes. - Here comes. (laughing) - It's tough because I tried to be funny all day. I was there four times. For two seconds, I tried, I wasn't trying to be funny and it was the best clip. - That clip was so good. That was like a, if you did, you, that's like an out-of-order sketch. Like you're acting, but it happened in real life. - It came. - That's funny. - So I had just finished nine and nine hit me. And I was like, Lucas, I think I'm gonna puke. I think I gotta lay down, like I'm in trouble. And this kid comes in with his mom. He's like four years old and he goes, "That's Ronald!" (laughing) And she's like, "Okay, we can take a picture." And he's peeking over like a booth. And I was like, "Oh, fuck, this kid's coming." And then I was side-in-him and he walked out around the booth. I was like, "Oh, fuck, he's. " - Did you take the picture? - He was, I took a lot of pictures, yesterday. Okay, I heard you were spot on. This is break news. We withheld some content yesterday because we didn't know what we could post or not. I got bullied the fuck out of the dining room at like 230. - By high school kids? - By 100 middle school kids. - Oh, man, that's a nightmare. - They were like, they all came at the same time. There was a hundred of them. - Yeah, that's, they're moving there. - It's a literal nightmare. - And they just kept being like, "Hey, it's Ronald McDonald." And then they're like, "You curly head ass." And I was just like, and as a teacher, like they were the exact grade that I would work with. And I had the power to give detentions and I had the power to even tell them like, "You guys are losers." Like, "Hey, that's how losers talk." I couldn't do that dressed as Ronald McDonald. I had to go sit in the break room. - No. - Yeah, that is hot stuff. - Over some of the things you were saying? - Curly head ass, Ronald McDonald. Everything they say just ends with head ass. - Yeah. - Goofy head ass. - Did you learn anything yesterday that you could share, like when you were working the drive? Did you learn anything about like working at McDonald's? - Well, yeah, a couple things. One shot of that McDonald's, Johnny. Everyone was so perfect. Let us do whatever. One, I didn't know there was like a gun that sprays, I would have done no sodium burgers. If I could do that again. Like, there's a gun that sprays sodium on the burger. (laughing) - Or salt and pepper. - Or salt and pepper, salt and pepper, salt and pepper. - Salt and pepper. Also, they run such a tight, we couldn't do it. They proposed an idea of us going to do a barcel after dark there. We would zero percent chance we could do it. They were so nice. They refused to take tips. - So I was like, so ultimately I called the owner. I was like, "Hey, I gotta give this Miss Maria something. She's been doing everything for me." So I gave her cash at the end of the night and she went into the back room immediately called the owner. And I had to go get her. I was like, "Hey, bring her back out. I talked to your owner. I talked to your owner." And she was like, "Terry, I damn near." And she split it with her workers. - Wow. It made me like sad, like, I don't know, man. None of us would do shit for like nine, 10, 11 dollars an hour. - Mm-hmm. - And we couldn't do it. - We couldn't. - No, we couldn't. - We wanted to do it. We don't have the skills. - Like if we did a bar so after dark, like, I don't know, white sucks Dave on like the fries. - Yeah. - It'd be incredible. It'd be incredible. And that guy matched the donations. So Chinese a man. - Wait, which, oh. - Oh, I thought Dave. - Oh, Dave, that guy. - What about Dave respecting the worker? - We talked about Dave before you got in here. You know, I know that you, like, the Dave's stamp approval is picked, but you know it doesn't ultimately matter because you have carte blanche to do anything. - Yeah, you, you have my back times a million. - Right. - So that's good to know. I'm gonna. - I don't think it's ever getting it. - There's always gonna be-- - Didn't what? - He sees you, he sees you as, I can tell, I know Dave well enough, like in the way he talks about you with me privately. He respects you. He will always see you as a psycho Ohio State. - You're the enemy. - First and foremost, you will always be Ohio State's psycho and that will just always be-- - Dave doesn't want to do content with psycho's tape. - But, so let's, you don't understand that. I'm going reverse champagne bottle on him. Like, I don't want to see him fail, but the first time he says, "Tate does a good job without," and now I got to qualify this with I fucking hate him and he'd burn my house down in two seconds or whatever I'm popping that. - Well, I don't know if you'll ever, do you know the meaning-- - I don't know if you'll ever get-- - You've never got a rise above that hat tape. - Well, no, not only that, but I don't think Tate would ever get to a point where he wouldn't burn Dave's house down. - Yeah. - Or the Ohio State. - Well, that's, that's gonna be a tough spot. - You'd burn all my house out of that. - Or a first down, you'd burn our house down. - You know that meme of the kid in the classroom where it's like veins popping out of his head? That is me, every fucking Saturday. - Yeah. - When Dave goes on big new and kick off, or Dave, or they're about to like lose to Western Michigan and I'm like sitting in my bed like this. Like, I got a good fucking idea. - There's nothing you can do. - I've had the full conversation with him where I'm like, Tate is awesome and he's just like, he's in Ohio State Psycho. - God. - But I like him. He says he likes you. - He never says it publicly. He says he hates me. - He says he respected your work and I think and he's glad he has you. - Yeah. - That's pretty goddamn good. - I also, you are an, but that's the other part Tate. He's not totally wrong. I think he could do a compliment without the qualifier. That'd be nice. You are an Ohio State Psycho. And that's also partly why we love you. Like, this entire thing was because three years ago you started doing the undefeated thing which was a great content idea. Regular people don't do that. Ohio State Psycho, Steve. I saw, I was trying to like, I was going to maybe jerk back when he said I had seven screws loose and I looked at the first reply and I was like me looking like the Joker. Like, yeah. - He's like, the men and the McDonald's cops. - And why were you there? - Because Ohio State was in Ohio. - Yeah. - It all circuits back. - I don't have screws loose. - Well, that's not totally wrong. - 'Cause your school lost by one point of the road. - Yeah. - Number one team. - Number one team. - Number one. - Number one team in the country. - Well, going forward, Tate, you've already, you're through two games. You've already had to do one. Are you scared? - Coming, do you have two of these three of these? - Got it, got it. Yes, no doubt. Yes, it was good. - I mean, the Hoosier yesterday was perfect. - But nominal. - You come alive when the buck guys lose. - No. - You're at your best when Ohio State fails miserably. And that's what you have to lean into. - It's, I look at it as making lemons out, lemonade out of lemons or whatever. Like, I don't want them to lose. Obviously, I also really take joy in like going to the playoffs and going to these big games [BLANK_AUDIO] like it's a favorite thing I have on the entire planet is your house they buck as football team. So I do like the lost punishments of when they lose at least I can turn into something good for me. There are some coming up that we cannot lose. That's just what would you take it back? I had an idea. No big cat. Let's do this off. I just had to. I hate what your ideas. I mean, no big if Ohio state doesn't make the plan. No, will they play in a bullkin? Yeah, they would. If we play like, yeah, like if we play like a big like a Florida or something. Okay, we would do that. I think it'd have to be like if they play in a shitty bowl game. I think I'd send you and meant you'd have to follow you. I have. I've had that in the back of my mind for a long time. At some point it's got to be a rolls reverse. Yeah, but to like a eight and four Ohio state bowl game would be hilarious. But even if they do go to play off like the first round game can't mentally follow him there. No, because that idea. That's good idea. I'm saying it has to be a game that he doesn't want to go. But if Ohio states playing the Valero ball, don't you think it's fun? He doesn't want to go to the Valero ball. Don't you think it's as funny if it means something like this is Tate's absolutely edge. No, because Mincey's going to suck it in. Yeah, we're already telling you. It's got to be suck all around. It's going to be like, he's going to be like, we're going to get there and he's going to be like, the service was bad. Yeah, we won't see for four quarters. Everything's fuzzy. Yeah, kind of funny though. Yeah, not a bad idea. I think it would still work for the first round of playoffs. I think so too. I just want to have the power to be like, like if it's, this shit's really important to me. See the vision here, big cat. The first round of the playoffs, how fucking amped up is he going to be? It's the most important thing in his life. And he has to, he has to turn around every five seconds and look for Mincey. If it's the Lero ball, Tate will lean into it and make it funny. Like maybe Johnson out of it. Tate will not make content out of, like he's so laser focused on the football game. He won't, like, he'll forget the cameras. I think I still have to do the rule that Mincey has to get the tickets and the. Oh, Tate depended on Mincey for something to. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Only if it's. And also, Mincey wouldn't give a fuck about it. If we're like 30 minutes away from the. Maybe in the fucking good. Yeah. It'd be the, it'd be the day before you don't have a place to stay. And I'm going to hope Mincey's not watch right now. Like I'm pull the wool over for a second. The amount of times that he gets like, duped. And I'm just like, Oh, yeah, we might have a, we might have a place to stay. The first time he did that in Pasadena, I'd be like, no, Mincey, they're not giving us. Do you remember the festival? He thought the festival foundation wanted to interview him at halftime. Yeah. I do remember that. Yeah. Big head. He called Dave on the course. It was like, Hey, would I be allowed to go on ESPN? Oh, it's like, yeah, for you can sing the national anthem. Yeah, that's fine. You can do the halftime show. All right. So do you think you're going to poop? Um, what if you never poop yet? Are you going to have to get this thing like surgically removed out of your body? I don't, I don't, I don't know. I feel, I feel fine right now. I feel fine right now. How do you sleep? Something like couch and every time I turned over, it was like, oh, shit. Like it like moves and stuff. Oh, yeah. How many miles did you walk today? Three so far. No, for 15 or 20,000, 20,000 stops. And I was going to go, God, I can't stop doing the content. Like I was not going to eat all day. And I've already had somebody. Yeah. You had to have some pig Mac. Yeah. You weaned you off. Do you want to do the Mincey big news? Yeah. Let's get him in. How big do we think it is? Should we rate the news? Oh, he just text. Yeah. He said, so he texted me yesterday when he's texting me about the Robert Frost poem. It's, it's going to be so menacing. All eyes were on you. The content was like, you couldn't look away. It was incredible. It was perfect. It was like what bar stool was built upon. Then he text you to come with me. Yeah. All right. So he goes, I'm going to bring the Robert Frost poem of a road not taken. Couldn't decide between LSU Ole Miss. My mom left her, my pillow got me to Ole Miss. It's very fitting for this week. It changed the dynamic of my entire life. I haven't answered, by the way. Also got bombshell breaking news for you. We'll save it for my hour. You should tease it with water glass. Oh. Yo, yo, my people, Budman Zah here. 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Total. 38,000, which Dave's going to match. That's so cool. I'm going to make a video after this. If anyone knows how to do like a charity, let me know because it's just in my Venmo right now. People are telling me that that's income right now and I'd rather it me not pay taxes on it. I didn't know that. What how much was it? 38,000. Oh yeah, I don't know how to do it. First off, round it down to 35. Yeah, that was 35. And would you take it back? Take back the Ohio State loss? Yeah, I would weigh rather of 100%. I didn't even raise the money to raise the money. I raised it to tell that guy to fucking pay his whole. It's all spite. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, spite was crazy for him to just all of a sudden just be like, "What about charity?" He's like, "Dude, I can't believe you use Ohio State's losses for content and state instead of helping the homeless youth in Texas. You scumbag." That's a final. Dude, both damn. That was fucked up of you. So, I mean, see, you're looking skinny. Thank you. Yeah, I'm feeling good. Is it because of the ankle? It's probably despite the ankle. Oh, you know, what is it? I'm a tomorrow, finally. This has got to be it tomorrow. The saga. Oh, you got another appointment? Yes. Oh, yeah, I got the CT, the CT scan results. I told her I was like, "It has to be off this week. I gotta be right for our shoot." It has to be full-good for us. Do you have like a cubby at the doctor's office? I think she's just like. You come in and there to balance. Oh, yeah, here you go. Yeah, no, it's crazy. It's your office. No, it's crazy, but I think she's just being super like careful and doesn't want if something happens. Is she concerned about your weight loss? I think she's that's good. I think I'm carrying less weight on the ankle, so I think that's a positive. Yeah. What's the weight loss, dude? What's up? I mean, it can't be bad for carrying. But what does it do to? Oh, I eat 30% as many calories as I used to. Damn, good on you. Yeah. Any redder? I mean, it has a lot to do with that. There's a whole lot to do with that. Well, just do fine or not, both kind of have this where we, you know, we have bingeing, portion control issues, you know, eating, overeating, and now, after 38 years of problems with it, we've solved it. Stu beat ozempick. Yeah. Like he took it and then he threw up and and diarrhea and everywhere and then got off it. Well, he has to overeat. Yeah, he has to and we always did too, but no more. Stu's been to overeaters and on this like multiple time, really. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Brandon. And if you can, if you can cross your leg like this, your ankles, not that hurt. This right here, right here. See this? Yeah. If you could do that, your ankles should be fine. Just take the fucking boot off. Okay. I'll take the boot off. Yeah. I don't need to say that. Well, no, no, no, what about the doctor? That's true. She yelled at me Wednesday about it. Because I went, I was, I didn't wear it now. She's like, you're still wearing it. I was like, what? I didn't wear it a couple of days. Nashville. She's like, no, you, I got to see the CT scan. Is there a chance that the doctor is attracted to you? She's in love with you. She just wants to see the sounds. Yeah. I hadn't really thought of it that way. She is a pretty cute woman, though. She have a ring on. She's like an Indian woman. Oh, that was my question. No, but I don't know if she has a ring or not. I hadn't been paying. I haven't gone in there. She can't look past her ethnicity. She would notice whether she has a ring on her finger. Yeah. Well, she have a ring on. Well, I don't know what Indians do. I saw Indian. I stopped right there. Look, I don't know. I hadn't gone into the doctor checking, you know, that wasn't a spot that I was looking to check wedding rings. I got to say, my guard has not been up in that spot. Yeah, you should, you should bring your flowers tomorrow. I actually should bring her a card. Yeah. Funny. Just something like, thanks for having me in seven times in two weeks. funny. And if she says you have to wear the boot one more week. I told you, you know, I texted her last week, I was like, I didn't yesterday. I was like, Boots gotta go. So if you're texting, you're texting your dog. I met you. I'm messaging your dog. No, I'm text. I got a number. We said, dude, she says keep the boot on. Just be like, do you want to score on date? Yeah, is that how you're doing? What is your ankles? Would you date her? I thought about it. She would do in her relationship with her. She keep. I mean, she is. I mean, yes, she's cute. Don't say I'll be in again. Say in an Indian kind of. No, I don't have a problem. I think Indian women are cute. As an Indian woman can be in an Indian women are attractive, I am. Well, she should let her know that you don't have a problem with her being. She's like, just so we're clear. It doesn't bother. Indian thing doesn't. I mean, she's a doctor. She obviously has money and successful. Yeah, there's something. So if she says like, you have to keep the boot on. Can you respond to that? Can I take it off to fuck you? Yeah. I don't know if I'm quite going to that far, but I may just be like, what's going on here? Yeah, let's go. Like what actually is going on? Yeah. How many are we? What are we? How many are there seri trips? How many trips back can I make? Like a trip? Oh, am I going to fuck you? I mean, she's got to be going to the suburbs on Saturday. It's a beautiful Saturday. I'm going 40 minutes away. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go to college, boy. She wants you, Nancy. It's clear as dad. I'll ask her what's going to ask her. We haven't put out signs and men are not very good at picking them up. I think it's just an opportunity for you to pick it up. Like if she says the boot can't come off on the little characters. Alright, what's really good? I think you just need to say the word. What are we? So what is this? What are we? Okay, I'll do it. What are we? I will. I need to change my Facebook. Give her that. Okay, so, Minty, you have breaking news. Okay, bombshell news. Bombshell news. Alright, now, you tell us what the bombshell news ranking one to 10 would be. I know y'all are just going to crap on. No, no, no, we're going to be unbiased. Well, I mean, I feel like my judgment's different than y'all's. I'll say, I'm going to say my, on my end, I think it's today, y'all are probably going to say this. Can I say this? Okay, to use the word bombshell. It's got to be a 10. I think it's pretty damn good. Boy, it's either bombshell or it's not. It's a one or two scale. Let's just talk about what bombshells would be. It should make you go like have a physical reaction. Yeah, I think it's pretty damn good. A bombshell to me would be Minty is he's returning the opening kickoff. Yeah, that'd be a bombshell. That'd be a bombshell. Yeah, it's going to have to get over the whole Indian baby thing. He'll get through. I like anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right, wait, wait, wait. Any other predictions on the bombshell? I think it's going to be like a possible opportunity. You're doing the coin flip. It's a possible opportunity. He's allowed back in the frat house coin. Oh, he has a bombshell. The frat. Well, I think we're going, but we can't stay. Okay, other bombshells. It's going to start with you might be able to do something. No, it's not a might. You're going to Eli Manning's tailgate. No, it's not that. Okay, now it'd be bombshell. I think this is going to be better content than that. Oh, it's actually your other foot. Yeah, this is going to be better content. No, does it have something to do with LSU? This has something to do with our ticket situation. Oh, you got tickets. Yes, but where they are. Okay, give us the bombshell. Wait, everyone go to your baseline. Everyone be all right. Yeah. Be unbiased. Get on my side of your body. All right, ready for the bomb. Forget the hype. All right. So I mentioned this on Friday on the act, my buddy, I'm 60 tickets and the LSU section for Ole Miss fans to keep him out. Get a text just today. God gives his toughest battles to his stronger soldiers. Two tickets for you and Tate. Y'all are in the very front row behind the LSU bench screaming at lane and LSU's team, the entire game. And he's got the Ole Miss basketball team like right with this. So I guess his goal is to just have tall people to block the LSU fans. But yeah, so we're literally front row behind the LSU bench, behind lane. And I mean, I'll just be honest, I'm probably going to take an Adderall and I'm going to scream. I'm going to scream. That'll help you. I'm going to bring I'm going to I'm going to bring a level of bloody murder to this LSU bench that and then I already even called Moe boss shout out. Gordy rush. Gordy rush from guaranteed. Yeah, ESP a better. He does the sideline reporter for the LSU game. So he'll be like, I feel like the LSU broadcast maybe hearing from us on this game. I'll say it. If he follows up like that, that's not sure if he's the front row given lane. I didn't know about the Adderall. Adderall takes it off the ground. Now, Mincey, if lane turns around and sees he's like Ben and it goes to tap you up. Are you tapping him? I don't think he's going to want to tap me up with the stuff. If I don't mean some of the stuff. I want to give me some of the stuff you're going to scream at him. Ready? Pretend the lane kiven's right in front of you screen. Go to hell, LSU. Whoa. Be personal to lane. Directed at him. Yeah, he's a hoe. They're going to play they're going to play the whole rap song. And so that's going to probably be a funny funny thing. Say you're a traitor to the state of Mississippi. You're already wavering and he's not even here. Yeah. No, kind of taking it down a notch. Yeah, I don't think I don't think you can hear you at that volume. That's the whole thing from the Ben Garrett though. Yeah, but what are you going to do? What are you going to yell at lane? Just to yell at you. Pretend like you're in it. You're in it. I'm going to yell go to hell LSU at home. No, no, at lane. I'm worried about cursing because like they're the thing is that it's so hot button with the universe. The university is like warning people if you throw stuff on the field that you're too vulgar in the game, you're kicked out of it for life. So I'm going to like hell as far as I'll go. Like if I'm going to literally front row, I'm literally going to be front row. Brandon's question. You said you were going to scream bloody murder. I think hell being the furthest you can go isn't really bloody murder thoughts. I think I can bring a level energy that will make up for not dropping F bombs or GD. I think I can buy energy level makeup. Don't drop GD. Never do. I believe in God. I hate. I absolutely hate when people say no F bombs. So GD. But like you can't be GD and what are you? You hate lane. And I will just I want to win this game. Like you hate lane. Do you hate long? I don't hate. No, I don't hate lane. Those like the bombshells. You got a great seat for a fun football. Yeah, but to be an LSU, you scream at them. It's pretty ironic at them except for lane. But you have to be scream at them. You got to scream at them, Nancy. Can I ask something that might be a little conflicting here? Yeah, you know GD. But you're like LSU. I'd assume a lot of their players are God fearing men. You're you're wishing them to go to hell? Yeah, throw a yellow guy. It seems a little the go to hell. That's it. That's it. Go to hell. They're men of God. Go to hell. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's an eternal hellfire for a soul. Yeah, you understand the conflict. Like did the go to hell. A shoot thing. Like every time he's singing an actual anthem. It'll miss all year. I don't think it's your place. No, they don't. You understand. Like what if what if someone? What if an LSU player comes up and is like, Hey, man, I've been baptized. I go to church every Sunday. You're telling me to go to hell. What the heck? What the God's place to decide? I'm not. I'm my attack way. Yeah, my brain's gonna be a pretzel. You can't say go. The point is I'm sitting in the front row. And I'm bringing a level energy to this game because I want to win this game. Yeah, more than almost anybody on earth because I have to deal with these bastards more than anybody. Okay, I'm the first guy that I have. That's what you fans talk shit to. You're the you're the you're the you're the you're the you're the you're the last time. When I was still team six, but when I was in Death Valley in 2024 when that kid shoved me on the concourse. Yeah, I'm out of there. Right. Like there's got to be some retro. I do have a question. I but I do think he needs to do a qualifier when he yells go to hell. I'll show you. I think you need to unless you big long is bigger. God decides it. You know how he sticks. Should it be should it be your fate according to God. Go to figure to fill. Mm-hmm. So say something like that. Yeah, shout that. Repeat that. Yeah. Should it be your fate according to God. Go to figure it out. Yeah. We don't want to wish hell on people that are. Yeah, because it is it's the whole school. It's not. It's not a mency individual. You you almost went to that school, right? Yeah. So that that's no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You heard that. Yeah. Dude. I couldn't figure out like literally no, because you know you decide. Yummy. It's I think it's a great. It is a good story. The literally before my scene. Like I walk across the stage graduation night. I was because you decide by April where you're going to college. I couldn't figure out Ellis. You were all missed because my mom was all missed and my dad was LSU and my mom wanted me to go to Ole Miss so bad. She left the Robert Frost poem. The road not taking on my pillow. It convinced me to go to Ole Miss. Well, it's what you have. Yeah. Then eight years later. Fifty fourteen. Fourteen. Fourteen. I started. I started. I got a degree. Started with the Elymanning and follow one graduate with Chad Kelly at third. May of 2015 with a two point with a two point zero zero zero. I got done with all my requirements and had to take a two week class to get a B to get my GPA up to graduate and have a finance degree and I took no journalism classes. And here we are at barstool sports. Mincey. So the guy that gave you the tickets. What if he sees this clip? He's like, wait, you're not going to yell. We're putting you in the front row. You're not yelling. Oh, I'm going to yell harder than anybody in that state. Nobody wants to win this. I'm just nervous about the health stuff. It makes me nervous. Yeah, don't. Well, the Ole Miss thing though. I did here. A little purgatory. I heard this stuff. They really are like. They're worried about like, they're like, If they're watching for people that this 30 so heightened for this game, they're threatening like if you're really out of line, and you're not going to throw anything. Hell no, right. Hell no, I'm going to just come in and scream and yell and make their presence. No, I would like it would be funny if if my presence is on the LSU broadcast. What are are you nervous men see it all about? I don't know if you saw a Greg went to Lawrence Kansas last week and he got panced. Are you nervous that an LSU fan might try to pants you? So the LSU fan thing because I don't I want to say right now you're the most responsible. I think it's hands free. Go get serious came with me and Kyle. Do not pants, Mincey. Oh my clothes, all my pants. Yeah, don't fucking do it. The problem is my pants. They'll slide right off. Yeah. No, my pants are all in my pants are all too loose now because my clothes right. So don't. So you might think you might be thinking right now. This guy's an easy target to get pants. Do not pants again, so they would fall straight to right. Yeah, like fat and there's no ads. There's literally no ads. There's no ass to even the terminal velocity. I don't even know what they're going to look at. I have no but it's all my gun. It's just like a disproportionate. They're going to look at your bare cock. Yeah. Yeah. Don't pants some people that might give me. We don't need that. Dan, I got a question. Yeah. What are my marching orders? And I, I was a serious question. Say he got pants. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. No, it's not going to be. It's clarity said don't. You can't be. Let that tape have his impulse. Why the medical say he say he got pushed or say people are chirping him. It puts me in a tough spot because I do I keep filming or do I give Mince a hand? That's a J. I was a joke. That was a joke. He didn't like that joke. No one else got that. But no, I never mind. I picked it. My question is like mincey. Sorry. What do you want me to do in that situation? Man, just keep the camera running. Okay. I don't. I'm there to help you. No, here's the thing though. Do they let you fan when you're in Death Valley. It's, it's like really tough with their fans. There aren't a lot of tickets on the road. Noxford. It's a million dollars to stay there. They're not. We're not with his fans. We're not dealing with the bottom of the LSU fan base up in Oxford. I just do it. I just realized something though. There you said there's Ole Miss fans and don't wake you. Oh, yeah. So those guys do not pant some either. They can don't do it. Don't do it. Not get a gang of your boys and pants him ad nauseam. Definitely don't have a competition. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna wear a tight ass belt. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. What's that movie where the guy cares the football around and they try to make him fumble. You know, I'm talking about if you if the program. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can see fumble. You sure it's a locker. You should wear your tightest belt. Yeah. And say anyone who pants is without a challenge. It's five hundred dollars from big cat. It's really unpantsable. You're like that chick on the tight. I know. I know. I know. I don't. I'm like the sword in the sky. I accidentally said that part. Yeah. Okay. You misunderstood. I'd ask belt. Yeah. Send me the video in the memo. Yeah. If you pants, mints big cat will send you five hundred dollars to buy him a damn good belt. You have to buy me some some some some spenders will get you some spend really looking you and you have to go buy them for. Was it worth it? Tate and our meat. Oh, and another thing, which is standard mitts thing. So Tate and our meeting. We have like 20 offers on lodging to go through. We're going to read aloud. Maybe pick one of the best. We're still that like the tickets are figured out the rides are figured out airport. We're still working on the logic. Where are we? We haven't talked at all. Where are you? Where are you fielding these offers from? I just DMs. Yeah. Yeah. And we of course there are a couple of pranks in there as well. Apparently, apparently, Harry Colin offered us a hotel room. We had to say no to Harry Colin. Oh, Harry Colin sounds that sounds like a fake name. Harry Colin office, Alfred is to magnolia sweet somewhere. Apparently that was a boss. I mean, we work. He had me three minutes. Are you sure it's fake? I'm sure. I've had it. Nancy is just most is like and there's just a bunch of parts running around Oxford right now. And then I got it will be I've got a lot of stuff. The attenuaries coming together. Okay. Um, I think we've got this thing pretty. It's going to be pretty pretty special weekend. Tate's first time in the Grove, too. I'm excited. I'm excited. We're hitting. We leave the Thursday. We're on the 4 p.m. flight Thursday. And we went. Nice. You got all right. Yeah, yeah, but we're out 7 a.m. sharp Sunday morning. Back, friend of fell for Tate. Yeah. Um, it'll be one of those things where we have Brown's box. Hey, if Ole Miss loses, I can't get out of there. Fast. If Ole Miss wins, we may have to play through to the flight. What's what's the what's the real reason we're leaving early? I'm serious. I just thought you wanted to get back. He said I will give him credit. He has said that I was trying to be conscious of your time. Dude, you're working hard. You're doing a lot of stuff. I appreciate it. No, like you got a lot to manage. I thought it's really nice. Because you keep saying like you got we gotta get you back for the Brown stream, but I mean, also I'd be okay. I know. You're also proud. I thought it was just the right thing. I'll be here. Me versus Jay. Well, I also was thinking about head. Like if we win, it's a bad move to come back early. But if we lose, I'm getting the hell out of that town so fast that you can't. Right. Like it's one of those like finish that one. It's like the games over and we lose out of there. I think we're going to win though. I feel good about it. I really do. Good. You don't have any plans on day morning or anything. Seven AM five. I mean, I mean, I mean, when to get back here. No, I'll just go watch football at home and yeah, this is great. Ever since he lied about that widespread panic concert in DC. Are you building up Goodwill? Is there another widespread show coming up? Well, Big Cat already called out that Nashville myth this weekend before I even thought about it. It's pretty. Yeah, you hadn't thought about it. Well, they're now that the bar still Nashville. They already want me back for that because we forced it to. Yeah, we made so much money. Yeah. Yeah, people don't have any money in there. Oh, Charlie's went out of business. Charlie's when I business. Yeah, you fucking put them out of business. Nashville. Nobody went to a Charlie's. I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, hey, I just know I know the Nashville bar. They were thrilled with it. And you know, money came out and people I don't bring any money. So I'm trying to chest value. Love that. What you want to say here, Brandon? Brandon, what? Please. Please. You want to say that, Brandon? What did you want to say here? How do you feel about the game? Honestly, Brandon. Don't say that people weren't going to drink anyway. Well, I was just going to say you just said people say you don't bring any money. And then you use the example of bringing money to the bar still Nashville bar. But that's not us, right? Well, it's our money. I think it's a deal. Right. That money is not in our pockets. It's kind of maybe not a hard to wreck, but it's great. There's a big piece of it that goes to the company still. Yeah, that is not 100. It's a piece. That is a fact. I want to build that Nashville thing. No, because I want to SCC turning Marshall Henderson me happy hours. That's the long game. I think the Nashville thing's already built. Yeah. I'm in my relationship with them. I don't know. You're a relationship with them. You might build it. No, the natural things of money machine already, but I want to go back to this. I think it's pretty packed every single night. We got a line out the Broadway for two months. One 30 p.m. Sunday afternoon. Yeah, we want to stamp every dollar. Mincey My girlfriends are actually doing a bachelor at party there coming up soon. And it's because they said they saw you there. They like we should start doing bachelor. First one. I don't know that I've been cool. I feel like I believe it. Yeah, it's like group of girls from Mumbai, right? Yep. Yeah, you got to get back for the Browns too. I called that way. Oh, it's going to go. It's like seven a.m. 7 a.m. But no, I really did do that thing and take. I appreciate that. I'm going to, but if Ole Miss wins, I mean, I'm probably going to play through and just go to the airport at 4 a.m. You do play through. I mean, if Ole Miss wins, I mean, is there a chance to do that? What does that look like, though? Seriously? Well, I'll just be out the bar, so one and then we'll be careful. You don't drink. I'm just going to be on Adderall hyped up. That's okay. Yeah, that's all it's going to be. This is a work dream. This is all I see. He's going to take it out of it. I appreciate it. Or more or more than what? A couple of sand. No, it's something. Are you going to bring one for tea? I mean, I've done one. I'm out. Tates out. If he has one. Everyone always says that. My eyes look. I don't do Adderall. I've never done a drug. Do you have, do you have, do you have Xanax for if they lose? I hadn't thought about that. Yeah, I probably should. Probably should. The problem is though, the Xanax if they lose is a terrible idea because you got to get up and be in a flight by 7 a.m. It's Xanax is asking for a misflight. That's you're just asking by taking one of those at 11 p.m. and having to be a miss eight hours later. That is an absolute recipe for a quig's tracking of flight. We're not on. And you have a prescription for both? No, absolutely put it on a tee for your mints. It's just really. I locked it up there. I got a lot. A lot. Maybe I'm your Indian doctor. Look, I don't girlfriend. Yeah, girlfriend. You know, I always tell the truth even when it hurts me. I do. Big head walkers say that. They're like, I called out. They're right. We call me. I don't still. They always admit it. They don't say that. I never know what to a fault. Yeah, no, you admit when we find out your life. Exactly. That's not exactly. It's not lying. It's when I'm running my little schemes that you sniff out. Right, but that's not always on the truth. That's not why we figured out the lie. And then you know, I see it's a mental. Yeah, there's it's a gray area. Maybe like I have to be here. And then we find out there's a widespread panic. But now that you'll figure out my bluff, all you have to do is check the panic tour and you can figure it out. It's pretty easy. Oh, it's about we got a big October coming now that we know that feels like there's something else. Yeah, you're yes, you have something to smoke and beer string cheese incident. No, I'm not the biggest cheese fan. Yeah, panic is the only one I travel for the rest of them if they come to Chicago, I'll go, but I'm always traveling. Okay, but stoked Hey, we're gonna have a huge ass weekend. How is there a fear that you can't replicate Arizona? Man, I'm just gonna go be myself like I don't I don't think yeah I don't think we're gonna get 170 million views on Twitter cuz that was lightning in a bottle Yeah, you know, I don't think we have to do that to be successful Like I think we're gonna have a really big weekend and I think we got a lot of good stuff planned and like Tate's already got me Bought which is great even though I was trying to support his ALS challenge yesterday, and I couldn't even retweet you could even donate I couldn't even retweet It couldn't even retweet when Tate's doing good for Saadi Yeah, dude, I'm just gonna go be myself man. We got that. I think the game. We got plenty planned That's a running joke. We've been doing. Yeah, I love retweeting go find me doing my part Oh, I'm excited mincee, and I do think it's gonna do well. Yeah I think it's me close and forth and the thing with Shameless. It's like the Miami festival. Mm-hmm. They're D lines whoa Whoa, are you are you burning your entire pregame thoughts that you're gonna tweeted halftime? So about that Once again after six years here like I was busy like I was on stage at the bar one thing and Once again, I went to a game with 17% on my phone charger. Damn it. How do I not learn after all give him a phone charger? I have I have four portables. Yeah, I know that I'm having that was the Nashville thing I didn't like I was like low on juice had to get the post game. I buddy's wife had to film it and send All right good job mincee. Uh make sure you're around on Friday for to come on the I okay You got it. We might be at Ole Miss. We might come in like we're gonna might be at Ole Miss basketball practice during that We're gonna spoil it. It's even better. Yeah, we got a lot of stuff planned. We got a lot of stuff. I take when we're meeting after the act Yeah, okay. We got to go over and hey anybody else. Let's guys be right now and then take what they just the logic We got all these DMs. We're gonna review all the watching go review them now Go review them now. What? No, I say go review them now with off air off air off air. No, no, no, no, no, do off air. You're filming. Yeah, I got you off air Filming and take come back at the end of the act shout out Danny Conrad to that hook up yesterday. Yeah, McDonald's awesome. Take you'll do the gauntlet at the end of the act You'll take your big Mac took his big back. All right, I said go. I'm excited He's gonna be front row with essentially a Pancing hit out on him. Oh, yeah, no, no, there's no pancing hit. Yeah, it's it's it's dope. I don't want to happen. Do not pants him He could be pants telepath seriously. That'd be so embarrassing for you if it happened now. You'd have to give up. I'd have I'd be so Heartbroken Yeah, I think you could do like one hand just and get it. I think you just blow like like blowing out candles What if this is the thing that unites LSU and Ole Miss fans this week. You know, Pancing, that's it. I want I want the Ole Miss fans. Yeah, I want Let's is there let's be direct pants him Immediately is there an often is there a Guinness book world records for most We should go for it just pants in the airport TSA guy We're gonna do a body check The pilot comes out of the cockpit get some keep please stand up sir. Gotcha. Oh If he gets pants trying to get his bag out of the top So boners hands are on his bag. What do you do? Getting his suitcase out of the Uber trunk. The Ole Miss basketball player is the basketball practice just pants him. Oh, man Don't pants him He's gonna have the time of his life. He's gonna give Lane hell. I thought you knew I feel bad for Lane He's gonna scream bloody murder. Yeah He's got to get these gotta get the boxers too. Yeah He's too ready What are you doing down? Why does he grow the fuck up? I don't know. Is this fake fake. No, this isn't real. This is acting real acting speak of shit. No way. Yeah 100% acting dirty. He's setting up the camera hole account is pranking his Yeah, he just had to have a wagon his hand and oh, this is good. Don't He's not sitting in a room. He's fucking loud. It's his figure than the crabs. Steve What are you talking about this guy just happens to go to every scene in this house every? Oh, yeah Look, he's really blowing a lot of leaves there. See What are you talking very fake then? No, there's some leave. No, they're leaving me. That's a real fake. It's the middle of summer Come on. I saw this a few weeks ago Shit, that was summer. Yeah, I believe this is real that is I know that woman was so acting that's to turn to turn Tony his brother Is it yeah? Yeah, God damn it. I watch this yesterday. Yeah, looks sick. I Like it's fake because where does the goddamn couch come from me? Who cared a lot of these are fake. So what? You don't think the boat is watertight. I'm not in your question. No, something that's okay. Watch till the end I did watch the whole thing into where does the couch come from Stephen though. This is very fake I bring it down the stairway. No Watch even though the trees are kind of blown in the wind Stephen All right, there's a wall. All right now do floor. You know how there's this like panic now that AI could like and the world This is we always talk about Stephen being the most average man. That's how we I can never believe this like Where the couch come from Stephen from the oh, yeah, I guess out of frame It doesn't matter. I did think this was fake a lot of these are fake, but when it rains what happened? They're they're all fake With what it's fake. It's fake. It doesn't matter. It's there is no rain It's fake when it rains a narnia what happened also, but but Stephen I slam gets a little wet That it started out as a boat both get rained on. They're fine. Oh, it's got wet all the time. There's a giant stairwell It's gonna get all over the couch You thought that pantsing was real Speaking of Greg Steve Oh my god, did he clean shot? Yeah, what are you? Powerful enemy the data killed Five this weekend, so let's let's put that was a bold prediction. You did have the chief not scoring 30 points this year Yeah, that's true. Storically bad offensive year Historically bad season high 27 points for them week season Never score more than 27 points Unfortunately, yes, okay, damn it. And how many did they score last night? Thirty one, which is more more than 27? Data 111 five So picking winners pick a winner. It's just yeah last year you said the Jags would be really bad And they were not your punishment at the Super Bowl was dressed like a Jaguar this year You said the chiefs would be really bad. Uh-huh Go on and they looked awesome last night, huh if the chiefs make the playoff the chiefs make the playoff Maybe the man she's gonna love that. Uh-huh. It's gonna have to have you. She's got a bow in her Dress it's pants. What happens if the chiefs win a little what you said six games think it was nine I think I'm seven. You got him at six. Yeah, you have the chiefs of six and eleven So what happens if they but what's the threshold for the jacks to trigger the 500 Yeah, so if the chiefs go over 500 No, let's make it a little real. It's 10 wins. What do you want eleven wins for the chiefs so they reverse what you say? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Okay, if they go over 10 if they win 111 you have to Where a full headdress the entire Super Bowl. That seemed a lot. It seems does it we made about Jaguar hair Yeah, but that doesn't offend anybody What does he have to do? Let Green Greg live in your house for a month. Not bad. No Adopt Green Greg. Yeah, legally adopt Green Greg. What are you leaving here? Oh, will you sleep in a teepee all Super Bowl week? Where's L.A. Where we're gonna put a teepee in his own room in the room. Oh, I mean that could be kind of fun Pitch at 10 of it. Well, he never made fun of when he went to camp and he was supposed to sleep outdoors. He put his tent A foot off he liked correct build it up to where it was it was barely laying on top of him and he put it on the basketball court Hard serve as he was scared of animals But then they left the door open but like His most animals play a little tennis right right about a skid row teepee No, that's oh, oh, shit Down for something for sure. Okay, let's try to think of where you could set up a tent and L.A. That's a place you could a lot of tents a lot of tents there. Yep dressing like Taylor Swift Different album coverage day Yes to perform look what you made me do spaghetti like like as a rain dance. Yeah We got some idea that we can idea it on something think of it with a lock in it right now, but you're right I'm hoping to do something we got a whole season. There's a lot of reservations out there. Good Tread and lightly yeah, and I respect them all that's all I want to say Something with a chief's a holic guy. I don't know that's a chat is asking for chief's a holic I think that just means rob a bank, but oh Yeah, I love that Stephen has to rob a bank I don't know how realistic that one is. Yeah, is he and jail? I believe so You have to rob your friend Steve's bank Chief's a holic doesn't I know it's a crime, but Going to every away chief's game and robbing a bank to pay for it Really bad-ass pretty cool They build a cross to think of it is yeah, yeah, yeah Just be like I'm this obsessed. I need to rob a bank. What's the last successful big bank robbery? Do they ever catch people in Paris who'd rob a museum? They did they did okay? Is that who jumped up? Is that who was yeah, I think all of them I don't know that's a good question. What was the last like successful unsolved bank robbery because they have a lot of like open the bag It doesn't like paint or something shoot out and then like there's nothing on some of it. Fortunately everything I know about bank robbers are through movies. Yeah I think bank robbers are only successful in movies It was probably so easy back then. There's a few who do really well for a while Remember the guy who's like dressing up like an old man. No, he had My finger's not on the pulse of this. I had a kid in my high school. He ended up robbing a bank later in life And Eddie had him on dog walk. That's right. We talked about the yeah, and he lived in either North Dakota or South Dakota I want to say but he ultimately got caught because he came back Chicago to visit and for some reason He bought a mask at like a local party city with his card and months later. They traced it all the way back to that It's crazy. It's tough out there for bank robbers. Wow. Yeah, I know. I don't know how you would And he robbed his own bank. I feel like that's no. Oh, what's kind of or is it like? Yeah, mine or the easiest one. Yeah Is it is it the worst choice or the best choice or the best choice? I read a book of the changes that them being able to recognize you took out his own money Here's oh, he only he got a minuscule amount. He only got accidentally robbed your own deposit box or something. I think he only got like five Gs or something. Oh There was a marini this is a movie about it. He robbed a bunch and when he he wrote a book about it and it like when he retells it It's like very casual and very chill like most of the time you just walk in and be like money please and they'd be like, oh fuck, okay Then he get a worked for a while. So maybe Stephen needs a wrong. Yeah, I feel like he talks about the document of the guy in Seattle to the 90s Yeah, was like pretty prolific at it. But yeah, I haven't heard of any like in the last 20 years It's the getaway part, right? That's where they get you within the bank. I think you're you're fine once you get out of there. Yeah, toast Yeah, it's all the track It is a cool crime. I know all the crimes really is being like I like what are you in for robbed a bank? Nobody really hates bank robbers unless they kill somebody right right right Is it kind of get respect? No, it's it's Victor there's victims would do it like all things everything on the bank insured Yeah, but I think like Yeah, that all came in like him. Yeah, shoot you dead unless you give me all your money. That's not like a victim. That's not all They probably get a few days off of work though Maybe a lunch break. Yeah, yeah, extended lunch. 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So they're currently in transit to go back to the manufacturing plants where they'll be sorted and put into packs and I'm saying by the end of the month. There's our able to put them. That's our ones of ones of ones. Those are our ones of ones Yes, so all of these also have to five ten and to 25 and to 50 and then there's non-signed versions of all of them to one five ten five fifty and a hundred and then there's base cards and then there's other cards like there's a gauntlet set There's a set that's like friends of the program. So there's like a Dana and an Eddie and like a read I think in a chef Donnie I think so the reds are one of one locations. There's like a tunnel and an ice cream machine one. There's a gauntlet one There's a lot more cards this year. Did I did I do a balloon one? I do a Hitler stash on that brand new or no? I didn't see it. I don't see a Hitler stash. No, I didn't do it. Oh the at-couse. All right. No. No, I was in there I think it was your greens all your greens are Hitlered up my greens. I think the green green was like ten of them There's ten Hitler's 25 25 Hitler's 25. Okay. That's a nightmare Motherfucking Nicky T What is your saying is no. What is your say? Yeah, come back. He's not there guys that are fluent in Starbucks I mean hey guys are in an out of jail bad look bad look What's respect my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my your glasses on your own yeah Wait, Chey I want to suck your There's more in the back. Oh What's what could it be I think I gave a free kiss to one of them Kyle, you have a nice signature you do switch it up every week. I love that balloon card T.J. I sent you to use one of the cards one free kiss. Yeah, it'd be cool Vivalidant is yeah, easy-looking card. I like that one I gotta look I gotta get back in my Vivalidant. That was right before I woke him up. I want that house BFW bad T.J. I sent you to couple that I They're out there. They're gonna be out there It'd be great cards 10,000 packs this time. Nice more than the total amount that was released in both first sets Thank we're talking about the cards status. You have notes tape So you have had your meeting already that was a that was a quick mincey meeting. Okay, there it is Oh, you actually wrote the word Hitler must have just on a couple just to make sure that people knew played safe that one look zoom in That's a good one That's not Doesn't be a great card to get a brain and walk of Hitler is a good card It is yeah The low number all right great meeting one of the best it was fast Yeah, I'm in a tough spot. It was such it was one of our best meetings and I agreed not to film it So now I have to decide if I want to release the tape that I filmed No, it's really good for a couple notes got some questions for you guys But before we do that this is a big weekend for mincey. He does plan on talking today about money soon. Oh No, so this is for what? contract And let me tell you this and this isn't a troll. I think he deserves it a new he is What something to what did you say? I think deserves is a tough word to throw around with him I think it's to go to all miscade. Let's be I'm a mincey guy - I'm not I'm not gonna say he deserves I'm not I'm not gonna pocket watch if you get more money get more money I give you some inside inside look the so when contracts come up Kim from HR text me and Dave being like what do you want to do mincey is his auto stamp no race? He is he is going to In like 40 years. He's going to just be Absolutely like below the poverty line because of inflation Well, and that brings up another equation is going to beat his ass That bring That brings up probably one of my biggest issues is uh, did you know we are not the only bar show employees going to Oxford this weekend? Oh, yeah, I know Dan and kid to cover the ad deal. So mincey's been in sales years for a year now about this and we got According to mincey, we got two other people going down there. Yeah for Someone's paying us money to send them. Mm-hmm. You we are on the same page. Everything I'm saying came from them. Yeah, I'm not actually like I thought talking around so yeah, he did talk to him this morning Talk to Dave. No, he talked to sales maybe a little. I don't know. You get a little impressions off Did he give you any Well, they go in impressions of what we'll do a smuckers impressions off I don't think that I don't think that they're gonna win that do a did mincey give you any quotes from Jerry McGuire No, okay, he did to me. What did he say? Show me? I think he told me I love the black man who's coming with me Is this the price of the brick just went up? No, that's the wire the wire He said he was gonna quote that Mincey's got mincey quoting the wire as a character turn would be incredible. I like mincey quoting Jerry McGuire He's just got porn hub up on his laptop. Who's coming with me? It can you talk to Dave before Saturday Can he will you talk to Dave before Saturday? I'm sure for other stuff. Yeah, can you just run by him mincey is Horrified of us getting there before game day ends because Dave's been on him before about appearing on ESPN So what happens if game day shows him on ESPN? Is he going to game day? It's it's really right now our content on Saturday doesn't start till after game day ends because he doesn't want Day games are fucking six o'clock But also they won't show you on game day if you're not at game day. What if our contents at game day though? Okay, that's different That's just something we that's just a big question mark. We have right now my client actually I will say mincey can go to game day if he can somehow do the pat McAfee kick challenge with the boot on Huh, I I'm not trying to give him content ideas. I said mincey make a fucking sign dude. Yeah, make a sign I'd rather be at big noon right now. Oh Again, I'm not the content guy, but like mincey instead of being like we can't go to 11. I don't hate that sign That you are the only content guy going on the strip. Yeah, okay, so that's something we need to figure out I like that. He's just like a freedom game day. Mm-hmm. Now I kind of want them to fight them Also, I need a good terrified of game game day will end seven hours before the game so he could avoid that very easily He no he plans on it and I'm saying like dude like get to the growth. It ain't the end of the world All right, I'll give I'll say this I'll give him permission to go to game day But no one can pass him a game day. That's don't that's a fair rule. There'd be so long as it doesn't get pants Content got a pants don't game. That's fuck that's repugnant. There's these fans. Hey, there's gonna be thousands of people on the grove Yeah, he's afraid of game. He's he's afraid of game. Yeah, fuck. Oh, fuck. Um, what a save and pants miss. Oh Man, he's afraid of game. They can't go there Another thing and I'm not he does I need you need to go to game day now like Gotta have him. We got no one hold of a pants me sign behind him either. Yeah, you gotta have him just Mincey front row at game day running from cameras. It would be so mad It's so good. We should put him in like a wears Waldo, but you can't find him like yeah, if if stay away from the cameras. I like that. Yeah Okay, another thing and I'm not trying to like oh time out Ole Miss colors are red and white. Could you trick him into being a Waldo? Well, I could for a little bit But that brings me my next thing. I'm not gonna steal his thunder. He's lined up. That was our first like real meeting. He's got a lot of ideas I'm not gonna overhide anything and under deliver, but his outfit reveal is going to be that's gonna go a lot of hot Is it gonna get him hell? Pink suit. Oh, we always hate Tate's using Ben's words. It that the outfit reveal It's a surprise. It's gonna be big. Wow like pointy Can't tell you there's no way it's the pink suit coat with the blue. I got nothing for you, Dan. I'd be shocked Stay tuned on Saturday night. We're we're we're let me tell you this We're gonna be wearing something different until kickoff because the outfit reveals not come until kickoff Wow, he's bringing two changes of clothes. Mm-hmm. Wow. Holy shit. Okay more than the festival. Uh-huh. Wow And I guess the only other thing is we've already got our first. Hey, this can't be content But I talked him out of it. So what was that? We were gonna stop by a tailgate can't be content and then we talked about credit to him Don't go the tail. Oh, that's the solution. We went to everything is Content and that's the solution we came to we brainstormed how to avoid that issue We came on the let's just go to a different tailgate But hey, he says that now on Saturday. He's going to he's gonna say I gotta go stop out of that tailgate. He's gonna try to stop out of that tailgate Yeah, he'll have to see his buddy. You'll have to see his friend. Yeah I have are you ready to reveal lodging at all or go through it? We're gonna do after the act today. I have a quick meeting and then we are going to this is his idea We're gonna go through the 20 lodging requests, and he's gonna power rank them nice But what do you what do you do in that situation big cat where you already tell him right now? Don't go to this tailgate. You know it's gonna go to the tailgate He's gonna go to the Tates gonna have to film it and then there's gonna be his friends or their kids in the background and then Mincey's gonna be gilting tape like oh don't post them. They have nothing to do with this But Mincey just doesn't get it like they do have something to do with this. You made them part of this. Yeah But so what do you do when it's like he doesn't want his kids on camera? Well kids are different. I can understand kids But Mincey will like use the kid as a shield Don't post it. Yeah, posted. It's not your it's Mincey's fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah I he's right. Yeah, I understand like we're not posting the kids. Yeah, I trust he he's not gonna like if there's a kid like standing right there I'm saying Mincey will get the point where like he uses them as a shield like oh can't post this He is that he did do that. Yeah, he does that. This is what he said. He's carrying the kid around child We're going to basketball practice breaking news Anything posted from basketball practice must be authorized by the team But that basketball practice you just not even get the court just get here. I was gonna say. Yeah, that's no problem Yeah, yeah, we're not there to get that's that's a normal one. They're starting fun Yeah, that's a normal one if you get invited to like a private practice. You're I mean the media can't post that That's totally fine I think he's got some good ideas as long as we figure out the game game day situation. When does your when does everything kick off? Like when you get there there is no game day situation you should go to game day. I Want to see him you have the approval. I want to see what that's the thing. Mincey's not gonna get fired because he was at game day There's no way. No, but he's gonna yell that and that would be funny He should he should be promoting big noon at game day when will you be the acid Thursday at four o'clock we leave Oh, this is for a forty four-year-old man just petrified of a game Cannot go near that place. He that is how he's talking. I did the last thing Thursday night. I have Flashbacks of Yorgo's third floor because right now our our Thursday night is Get picked up go to the library. That's a bar a bar and Honestly, just carry the camera because I'm gonna get mobbed And number one So library Thursday night. I have a fundamental issue. No, so you're landing 48 hours before the yes kickoff I have a fundamental issue with his Ability and need to get a ride from somebody else every time he lands in Memphis, which is an hour away And he's already he's got somebody lined up to pick him pick him and you up We're in a fucking car. Hmm. It doesn't like to drive. You got to remember He doesn't like to spend so goddamn inconsiderate of other he's having somebody drive an hour from Oxford to get him Instead of just paying a hundred dollars a day and renting a car Yeah, but they get they get an hour ride within a sleep mint Yeah, and they might even get like a free lunch that they have to pay for and like do lunch the Memphis airport Isn't isn't exactly like a fun ride to get to. Yeah, but imagine if you remember his your name That'll be nice. That's huge. Oh my god. He's got big plans for this guy He's gonna be treating us now question is that guy gonna have to pick him up at 3 a.m. 4 a.m Or Saturday morning. We don't have lodging We didn't have tickets until the bombshell, but he has told me the number one thing is crossed off and that is our ride Sunday morning. I'm like dude. You can just use Uber that guy like we could have chucked that off on Saturday morning Oh my god Okay, well, this is the experience Brandon if you want him you want him to start running cars I just want to need the race. I just think it's so goddamn Everywhere he goes. He has to depend on 30 people and he can just go He can just go and do these things He doesn't have to he has to line up rides for himself. He has to line up lodging He has to line up. He has to inconvenience dozens of people every single time he gets to go have a Fun trip. Why we do it. There's a there's a billion schmucks who can live independently as an adult That's why we tune into bendments. It's the what did he call his method the economical maneuvering? Yeah, that's what we want to see. We want to see that and honestly There we go. It isn't until like last year when we at when Vidcat added tape to this mix that we even started getting content out of the shit true true true But fuck and if you're watching his but he's relying on his buddy to do one thing I need you to get it done because if you do Iconic it's coming out of it's out of his mouth right now. He's got one thing left and he's be checked off And then we've got an iconic clip coming what what's the buddy got what what are you saying? I know it could ever mean you could read a forward focus for $370 total for the whole yeah Thursday to Sunday. Yeah Or he can get a free ride and Convenience the fuck out of somebody. He's not gonna pay him any five dollars. Oh, no, I'm sorry You could get a Volkswagen Beetle for 200. Oh, you got a beetle tape. That's kind of sick That would be so you doing a beetle or like I mean I told Dan. I thought the move. I thought Dan was gonna do RV I can't or would be sick so funny, but also you got to let the dude cook you got to let the dude cook Did he practice negotiations with you first raise? No, he didn't but we're just hoping for a big weekend and smuckers boys are on notice. I'll tell you that Shout-out smuckers shout out the boys going down there, but mincey's a little heated that I mean he's guaranteeing someone text me from the cave He's guaranteeing 150 milli views I'm not taking that take it is you nope. I'm not taking a guy on right. I can't have a food spot No, if he wants to challenge the smuckers boys, then he should have to face a good idea. That's a good. I don't face him head up That's a good idea We declined that idea. That's a good idea. Of course he did smuckers. Why is it going down? You're gonna you're you'll be on by Thursday night, but like he wouldn't I would like to see him Okay I'm so excited I just you started your week in the McDonald's doing some of the best original content And you're gonna end it in Oxford following this motherfucker around my oh, I'm excited My only request is when he chooses this lodging. I hope he chooses one that's not fake Because he's got it's literally like a fifty-fifty civil requested, but he might choose one that has him a bad and you account There's one of the options random fans. Yes all from a bleep all Students offering them a place at their like college house Yeah, just hope he chooses the right one. I just don't know how this human exists man That's the beauty of it. Yeah, that's that's what how do you gonna let go and embrace? How do you go into a weekend trip not knowing where you're gonna fucking stay and not being responsible for getting yourself to and fro? Yeah, cuz you're a real person Okay, okay, you're a real human being these type of things give us anxiety. Yes. I have this guy. He built different Fair enough it's admirable really. Yeah, wish I could No, I don't yeah, I wish I could not be affected by stuff. Yeah, I Just wouldn't go if I get if I made it to this point of the week and I don't have a place to stay I just pond on the trip. It's like I can't I guess I lose for the thought about that months ago But I think you'd rather sleep outside than have to drive That yeah, I mean, that's probably good for society. Yeah, all society. We should not try to force a man to drive I love driving does it I do too They're a big drama. Yeah, love drive. All right, well feel free to send me fans or Nick or anyone on here. Oh, I think fans are I think we're gonna try and get on with the funniest thing we can do on game. Okay, that is what I was saying What's your stance on the potential of pancing this weekend? I know big cat. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm put me on Good do not And I'm positive. No one's gonna do it. So don't bring him any change of clothes. I like how it gave a little like how to Pickpocket his pants just take him I do like that like if we put his naked you know how funny that would be Like wrapped in a crowd naked Apporiously fun if you got that one the funniest shit in the world if he had no change of clothes I want stole his shorts and underwear and he was naked if he got run in a run if the game day camera got him Running away naked If Benman says naked in the grove So there's swarms of people iconic Also boys ATO be ready. He's got a speech ready to go. Oh What is that you guys are going to a frat house? I've said too much They did you see the clip they uninvited us and minty said I totally understand I told understand we'll still come by for lunch He's gonna give a speech he's gonna give it he's giving a speech to the pledge class about how he how he was in college for 15 years Can't say Okay, that's also so fucking funny 15 year. Yeah, that's to be like hey guys really cherishes without a gap even these are the best 15 years of your life It goes by so fast One day you show up 18 year old 15 years is so fucking next time you wake up your 35 years old and you've got a degree 15 years no, I think there was a gap. I think he was a why a long gap. I was a poker. Yeah, I was a poker gap Mincey getting pants than going up to everyone be like I'm on a draw. I'm shrink. He's not getting Occupy will be about it. He's got tight as belly said so he's gonna have to wrinkle that thing. What amount of what about a pantsing is? What is it cross? No, no, no, I was doing the reverse like if he got pants five times would be like What what happened? Why why wasn't it more? The number I had in my mind was five No, I think anything over 10. I'll be I'll be sad. It's funny 30 pants things is I'm excited for the first one because The first like if you knew you were getting What would you have under your pants more pants more pants or like at least like yeah nice box of research There's a chance Mincey's got like holy ass whitey tighties or not. I can't believe I got pants the heart boxers I just so bad or nothing. What do you think he gets angry fourth? I need a double-pants thing I don't think he sees it coming. I think he thinks big cat said don't pants. I said don't pants But if I could drop my perfect pants and it would be a guy pants them from behind He picks up his pants turns around us. You did it and then another guy Table top Table top pants So mean so mean I don't know the more talk about the more it sounds like you want no, no, no, okay Do not pants table top. If he wrote like LSU sucks on his butt cheeks That would be kind of funny. Yeah, I'll be kind of funny. Yeah He said he's gonna sit front row and scream bloody murder and he's gonna say go to hell LSU Show that's that'll be the worst thing right here. I'll weekend Gotta make sure link if it takes his headset off Is he gonna be able to hear like link if it wears a headset doesn't he? No, I think he's gonna get him I ain't gonna get on his ass give him hell Take you're not gonna want to be live for any of that for what other people might yell. I learned that at the yesterday Uh-huh, remember those kids. You gotta be careful cuz you're around Till bitch shut him up Yeah, all right, all right, take you want to do the gauntlet. We got to do one. 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Yeah, get a whore Do you imagine that he's backing up Bryce be the most expensive? Fuck you to brain and walk your problems does he Well, he enjoy that enough to spend that money. I'll he'll probably just spend Larry Allison's money. Oh, yeah, so yes All right, we ready here we go three two one go Go Ronnie Oh Oh, there we go. Oh Good safe. That's good. See there it is Hmm Oh, no There it is - Look at Dean out there. - What's he doing out there? - That's way, how did he get out there? - Rebound him with a voice. - Fuck out there to grab a few rebounds. - Oh, good shot, big. - I haven't shot for a second. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Come on, Tate. - There you go. - Five MLB teams have never won the World Series. - Donald's driver, Jordy Nelson. - Oh. - And you're Michael Finley, now that wouldn't be one. - Luke, no. Purple, lime, cherry, lemon, Articuno. - There we go. Leo. Who's never won the World Series? Expo's? - No. - Current teams. - Fuck. - Who's near France? - France? Fuck, I'm bad at geography. - Just any Europe country. - England? - No, that's an ocean. - Spain? Fuck, I'm bad at that. Honda, Toyota, Ford. - Time. - We're looking for Brewers, Blue Jays, Rocky. - Not Blue Jays, Brewers, Padres, Rockies. - Oh, that's a bad one, bad one. - Who else? Who else is on that? - Don't go down, Brewers, Rockies, Padres. - Hold on. - Mariners? Mariners, yup. And then. - It would be the last, so long. - The last one is gonna be. - Hold on. - Did the race? - Did the Angels of the Angels? - Oh, two. - Oh, yeah, oh, two, that's right. - Right, oh, race. - Oh, the race never broke through. - Damn. - I gotta be better. - God damn. - Damn. - I respected it more than I probably should. - This might be a gauntlet milestone. - What's it? - The most do-do anyone's ever had in their belly while they were. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - I was swishing around. - I think we'd probably have some guys on open. - I sure am. - It's nevermind. - Full of poop. - Yeah, can you? - Very full of poop. Are you afraid, like, that you tear or something? Like, is this gonna be solid, I'd imagine? - Yeah. - Yeah. I don't know. You don't even have the earth. - No. I'm afraid it's gonna hit me at the wrong time. - Do you drink coffee? - Yeah. I've been drinking coffee today. I'm trying to get-- - Oh, that's concerning. That's concerning at this point. Try apple juice. - I'm nervous 'cause-- - And a cigarette. - The night before I got up really early because we had to go to McDonald's. And then last night I was afraid of him. So I've been on the couch two nights in a row. I've signed a pact. Got to sleep in the bed tonight. Like, and then I didn't realize, like, what if it hits me tonight? Tough spot. - All right. - All right. - Okay. - Thanks for your time today, guys. - Thank you. - You sure to bed. - Hi, it's me. - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, good job, Teeche. - There you go. - Oh, that's gonna be bad. - That goes tight. - What a legend. - He's earned the right to go fall, and then see you around again. - Yeah. - I mean, that is the game of, maybe the college football season, right? - It's still in the early part, yeah. - Yeah. - It's all like, so. - They're worse fates than to get a front row ticket to. - Are you guys rooting for Ole Miss? - No. - I think I might. - I don't think I'm gonna bet LSU. - Never will I ever. - I just to see him celebrate. - Yeah. - Also, do you think we could get, you can text Lane, right? Like if they were to win, like Lane walks over to me, like finds Mincey somehow. - Cackles in his face. - Yeah. - I already texted Lane, the preview of what Mincey was gonna yell at him. - Oh, God, what'd he say? - It was him and his right hand man. He's like, "Oh no." (laughing) - Oh wow. - Shaking our boots. - It's good he has that information on the two. - Oh yeah. - I said, "Don't worry, there's not gonna be any GD." - GD. - So at least you don't have to worry about that if you're doing an old prep. - Lane gets this guy to pants him. (laughing) - Lane pants is him. That's after the game. - Lane pants. - Oh, Mince would love that. - I love it. - Love it. - Love it. - Yeah, he doesn't hate Lane. He said that. - Yeah. - Lane went to dap him up. He dap him up. - He's gonna get pants so many times. - No. - Hope to God not. - No. - I hope he's not getting in there. - I think he's going to piss him. - Oh, I'm pissed. - Don't. - Do not. - Job's always half done already. - Unless you and old misfans, though, really don't do all that Tom Foulery. They're breakfast. - They're for ball. - Yeah. - Danny, I appreciate you swinging by the motel last night. - Oh, yeah, how'd it go? - What was that? - Ed did it. Let me show you Chicago. And I saw him, you know, he took Kyle to live out his dream and went out to a bunch of seafood and then Kyle got to wrestle. - He took me doing arcade. - I went to that motel downtown. - I've been wanting to check this place out. - Yeah, me too. - Yeah. - 'Cause it looks like it'd be cute actually, like in like a 1950s catch kind of way. - It's actually a motel? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Very across from rock and roll McDonald's. Just not like, I thought maybe the sign just did do it. - It is a motel. - Something else now. - And I don't want to get away with too many spoilers, but I've never been in a hotel that just has central air. So Eddie had to call Hector, the guy that was working in like the glass box in the front. Every time he wanted the air on for like five minutes, it was horrible. It was so hot. You have to call for AC? - Yeah, there's no thermos. - No thermos. - No thermos. - And it's for the whole building. - Yeah, so if somebody else called and they were cold. - This is downtown. Have you ever heard of this? - Yes, right in the heart of this. - Right in the heart of this. - Guess how much one night at that hotel was? - Ooh, it's either going to be super low for the city or crazy. - On a Monday. - $200. - $500,000, plus $50 parking. - What's going on here? - No. - Haunted? - No, it's built in the '60s. They're like, no, not at all. - And it's crazy. It's only like two stories tall, but it's surrounded by some guys' papers. - 50 rooms. - Yeah. - And we did a wild inspection, and we just a Danny came by. - He showed up? - Yeah, Danny rolled through. - Yeah, he showed up by there on a Monday too. - Yeah. - Why? Play some board games. But yeah, I would imagine like a bunch of tourists stay there, it's right by everything. - The sleepwalk? - But at the same time, a motel. - No. - Of course not. They're there. - Yeah. - Too many of that when it's when it's ready. It was a fun night. Every time Eddie gets like his like, wee's laugh. (laughing) - It's a mess. - Yes. - And this one was over a weird one. It's like Eddie, like he was, he always pictures Dave forgetting his head when he comes into the, it was a weird like hypothetical. You know the saying like, you forget your head if it wasn't screwed on? - Yeah. - Eddie likes to think of like, literally Dave showing up without a head. - Oh, fuck. - That is a thing. - That is a tickler. - But then Eddie just like made himself like, wee's laugh. (laughing) - Like he's walking through the parking lot and he's not got a head on it? - Yeah. (laughing) - I know I don't have it. (laughing) - Shit. - Who cares? - I'm a head again. - I don't even have a head. - I don't even know. - Danny tried a prank call, Dave. - You guys made me and Dave was so nice. - It wasn't a prank call. I had to double down today. They just asked me to ask Dave for a skirt steak marination rice. But this was like 12, 30 at night. Well, come up in the middle and I couldn't have been nicer. It was just talked to me for 10 minutes straight. Well, if you wanna do this, you gotta get that. And so now I have to. - What do you want to pair it with? - It's pretty sweet. - And then we tried to keep him on the phone and Danny was like, oh, what should I make for dessert? And like Dave Paws would be like, he's gonna be mad. He was like, I'd go key lime pie. (laughing) And it was just so nice. - The ones he wants people to ask him for advice. - I think so. He was like, I have a lot to give. I have a lot to share. I want to help. - This was midnight. - I felt so bad. I have to make key lime pie in skirt steaks this weekend. - He would give like a real thought out recipe. - Jay, what do you got for us? - Ain't good. - Yeah, I feel like we got a bunch of stuff from the others today. Let's see. - Oh, what is a non-family vacation bachelor party guys trip solo exploration? You'd be most excited. - Oh, what are they? Oh, what are you saying, boy? (laughing) Boy, I'm gonna need you. Slow it down. - That sounded like a really good piece of cake. - Let's slow it down. - Are you gonna run that by me again? - What is a non-family vacation, such as a bachelor party, guys trip or solo exploration? You'd be most excited to take. - Solo trip, Thailand. - Bangkok, yeah. (laughing) - Casamai, whatever, anywhere in Thailand. But honestly, like I look at these islands and they look so appealing. You're an island guy. - Island boy. - I'm trying to make it. - I don't know. - I don't think I have a, wait, so it's not, I still forget the non-family vacation. - So just like, yeah, just like a trip that's non-family. - Solo trip? - Like a separate from your regular life. - I can't believe this is the one you start. with it. And not the central role question that has six bullet points. What a bad question. Jay made it. Maybe the Florianopolis, Brazil. Hmm. I have one. There's this hike in the Alps or something where you book it way in advance, but you do like 20 miles each day or whatever, but then each time there's this little hut in the mountains. It's like a cute cottage and you go from cute cottage to cute cottage. That's a good one. I would do that. And it's like all pre-planned and all your meals are taken care of. Are you carrying your shit the whole time? Are you probably burying it? Are you carrying it? Are you carrying it? Are you carrying it? Are you carrying it the whole time? You're probably going to bury it. I was so confused for both of you. No, they like move your shit for you. So like you basically get to travel really light through these beautiful mountains. And all your fucking luggage. Yeah. You're closing your shoes. They meet you there. I think so. Yeah. All right. Nice. He has a how often do you eat cinnamon rolls over under one and a half a year? I'm well over. Well over. Well over. Probably three. But there's six bullet points. How does cinnamon roll stores survival and that type of volume? How many, how many exclusively cinnamon roll stores are there? There's bakeries. Cinnamon bun. There's cinnamon bun. Yeah, but that's the way what was the other one? Synaholics. There's a sinaholic sinaholic. Yeah. What's that? I got a porn cinnamon roll store. Oh, I don't know why, but like cinnamon like I love rolls. I love them too, but I can eat like three donuts and go like that wasn't that bad. But if you see a cinnamon roll, you're like, oh, I'm going in. That's why I eat the cinnamon roll. I know one of them is a commitment. Yeah. I think when you see a box of donuts and there's a cinnamon roll in the middle, it's like jackpot. Wow. I got lucky today or fritter. I think they're very hit or miss. Yes. Oh, fritters. Apple fritters are the best. But I would never go in and order an apple fritter. It should be more common. It needs to be in a box that somebody else bought and there's an apple fritter waiting for me. You know what you do? You put an apple fritter in the microwave for like seven seconds. You're right. Dip it into seven. You do that with the most pastry products. A lot of them. Yeah. Not pastry. Pastries are bad word there. That old place by the old office and Sather. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Oh, my god. There's one here. Cinnamon roll. There's going to be like five cinnamon rolls inside. Would you like that might be the best cinnamon roll. This gets engraved you with a side of two cinnamon rolls. It's so good. It's me. I better way to start your day. Your side. Would you like a fruit cup or two cinnamon rolls? Warmed up. That's just a side counts as a side. It's crazy. The cinnamon roll. Those are those are good. I've noticed that with like diners by me, they will for one of the for your side, it could be two giant pancakes. Yeah, or toast. Is that regular? I feel like that in the east coast. That's not a side by any. I always get pancakes for the table of Moxaholmenia. I started doing that because of you and people like both people, they're like that's a great idea. It's the best because I kind of wanted pancakes, but I also wanted savoring. Correct. We'll worry no more. We can all have some. Everyone who steps into a diner is thinking in their head, should I do pancakes? But you don't want to just get pancakes. But you eat pancakes. You get the pancakes for the table. This is a late night diner order. No, it's morning too. What? What? What do you get? I know. I'm being. You get your eggs and, you know, baking in potatoes, but then you have pancakes in the middle of the table. Have a couple of bites. Yeah. I think pancakes are so good. They're just like more of a dessert to me. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Oh, I'm trying to help you just rip your paper down. Yeah, I'm just tired of Steven Chase, other. What is his other? If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be? Titus? Yeah, you pin. You pin Che on me all the time. You hate him way more than I do. I just hate like anytime. Yeah, when we get to 150 and I'm resorted into looking at it and it says if you're a dog, what kind of dog would you be? I have no control over what kind of dog I would be. I'm a dog. No, but play the game. Me? What dog has the best light? I'd be a bass at hound. Lazy, big ear bass at hound. Your mama loves you. I'd want to be able to run a little bit if I were a dog. Bass at hounds can't really run. It's gonna be like a hurting dog. The ones you have. Not a hurting dog because they have the best life. Well, yeah, hurting dog in a hurting setting, but like people who get hurting dogs in apartments, that would be hell. I don't want to be a dog that gets to be lazy. Yes. I don't want to be a big dog built for the city. You know, one that doesn't want to go for. He's all right. I'll throw a crazy one out there with a gray hound. I don't know. Are you only happy if you're running? No, I've heard and this is anecdotal, but I've heard gray hounds. They like don't need a lot of space and they sleep pretty much all day and then but they do have to like sprint like once a day. Do you have to have the early life trauma of being made to be a racing dog and then you can get like once a day, you're just like look how fucking fast you need 10 minutes of exercise. Right. And then you're good sprint. And you're also the fastest. And then you sleep. Yeah. That's the other thing is like you're the fastest dog by far. Yeah. That'd be kind of cool. Would you want to be Kirk Herb Street's dog? No. God know. You don't think it's happy? So much noise. Yeah. Yeah. It's around activity all the time. There's not even a moment where he gets to watch his dad go to work and he gets to chill out. He has to go to work with his dad. He has to be on the private playing and then he has to hear all the playing noise and he has to get see all the people and you know people are just off in his face all day long. Yeah. And it's going grass. He's not allowed to shit on. I'd bite Kirk if I were his dog. Yeah. Yeah. It feels or actually no, I'd bite a small child so that way in front of Kirk. Yeah. I get relegated back to my house. My Todd. It finally in front of Kirk Street's house has to be the best place for a dog to be. Amazing. It's a gigantic house. I'm sure maybe a pool, a backyard. I'd be like, get me the fuck out of this, this game day set. I'm going to bite a little small child. Put me back in the house. Yeah. That dog's life is entirely about getting back to that fucking house. Yeah. What if that dog pants as mincey? Yeah. What if he gets pants by the game day dog? Mince had left ever brisket on his fingers. He wiped it on his shorts. Dog jumps up, pulls down the shorts. What's the current one's name? Is it Peter? Peter. I do, I do respect that Kirk Herb Street is like pushing the limit to how much people are like, we still love dogs. My only thing is he's putting us in a fucking box. Kirk where it's like, you want to say something bad, but then someone's like, dude, it's a dog. Yeah. You're like, man, it is just a dog. Right. But like getting America to hate Golden Retrieves. Right. He's he's daring you to say something about the dog. Kirk uses it as if he's somebody that needed the PR help. Yeah, he didn't. He's he was already the most like guy in college football. He's such a likable fucking guy. He's using it like he's a coach that needs like Lane Kiffin needed juice. Kiffin who was confirmed real. And well, he's fake and no, we saw he doesn't live with Lane. Well, he sometimes does not. We did the whole investigation, Brandon. You asked Lane Kiffin. That's not an investigation. I face time juice. Yes. Is that your real dog? And he said yes. I think that was the extent of your investigation. Ask the people that really own the dog. I face time juice. Did you did you call the I did? I made him go in the other room called him. He came back. I'm just saying I don't think that passes for a full investigation. But seriously, though, Kirk curbs you like what he needs to like up like dude, Kirk. Make us hate bacon. Oh, try try to get us to not like bacon. He just needs bacon the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Enough of the bacon. Big bacon. Disgusting. She went into the mic. Fuck. Motherfucker on his bacon. Yeah. Make us hate tits. Big tits. Oh, there it is. Oh, it takes his big tits. If he gets, if he just gets big fake titties, enough. They're under his desk. The answer's got to be Miss Peaches. How about what? Best dog. That's dog life. And I think I had a rough early life now. I think I think Pete. Pete gets lost on the shelf. Pete. Yeah. I don't think Pete has the social responsibility as Miss Peaches. Yeah. Pete just gets to kind of. Oh, Miss Peaches has the best dog. That's actually the answer. It could be any dog. It could be Miss Peaches. She's just millions of followers sunbathe in all day. Yeah. Yeah. We're running around. Yeah. I didn't pet by Dave. Oh my god. I didn't touch by Dave all over. Kelly rubs. Dave. Just roll over and you're back in a Dave port. No, he's about to rub your tummy. Holy shit. Fuck. I still hate you. I just love rubbing your tummy. You still owe some touches of Dave. I know. I'm around. I've seen him. Yeah. We got to get him here so you can touch him. Gotta get my hands on port. No, I got to. He's going to England. As you ever been. I feel like I can't picture him. Yeah. Yeah. He remember. He took a picture with Harry Kane. He went for a horse race. Okay. Okay. Three years ago. Yeah. So we did all the shows this morning. Pick him at eight o'clock in the morning. It's got to be an experience. It was long morning. Well, you went from. Well, I did a half hour rub pick him college football show. PMT interview this and then we got to do PMT after this. Yeah, but I mean, it's also just talking ball. Yeah, no, I guess there's nothing better than football season because like, oh, you got four sure. Okay, great. We'll talk some more ball. It's the best in the boys in London. Yeah. It's a great one. Talking ball with the boys, the chiefs, Steven, you're in trouble. They looked good. They looked fat. Defense look good. They looked fast. And the charges look really bad. Memorators are just in Herbert, most passing yards in the AFC West. Oh, fair. I mean, that's pretty good through one week. He has the most passing yards in the AFC West. What did you guys think about Malacek strumming again? I think Dave just finally figured this out, but we've, I was I'm dissent. Yeah, this was we've known this for a while. He did add the harmonica. Was he singing? It sounded like Bob Dylan. Yes, he was singing like, he was singing in the voice, right? Yeah. So, no thing twice. It's all right. Great song. TJ, can you scroll down? Do you put on his short of shorts? Oh, I would do. I think Dave's point is correct. Malacek band with Gordon is unlocking the worst Malacek. Yeah. He's pretty good. That was pretty good. That was really good. That's good. That's hard of gold. Good. I hate to say it's good. It's all right, pisses me off. It's still funny, but it's good. Yeah, I've never seen anything that's like just good, but very funny. This is very funny. You can do this as a like stand-up act. Just play the guitar really well. It's really all just better. He does the funnier it is. And this guy can't find a girlfriend. He's like, got it all. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just can't find one. Bad luck. Yeah. It's quite picky. There's no where every single Tampa. None that meet his standards. That's honestly what it is. He's picky. He told me that I talked to him fairly regularly. He went out on a date with someone. I forget how they met, but it was like kind of a cute situation. And so he went on a date with her and then he asked her her interests. And her answer was not robust enough. So he just that was it. He was out. Yeah. How robust did it need to be? He needed to feel like she had lots of interests. And I guess she had or she at least said like a few things. But as he considered like maybe a gals thinking he doesn't get to know all of me at this is like a first date. Why would I tell him? Listen, I can't. But if he had said six interests, he would have been like, no, she doesn't get any. I can't judge. I have no interest football. Yeah. Or it's better. Yeah. That's not like football. He also hates all of us, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Stop dated a woman because she said NBA players are good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or that or other NHL and NHL players are good. Yeah. These guys are good. And he was like, all right, bitch. Shut your fucking mouth. I don't miss him though. That's the thing. I really do miss him. I don't miss that malice. I could all. I like him and hate him at the same time. Every time I see him, I'm glad to see him. But I just don't miss him. You know what I mean? It's one of those deals. Don't miss him. But happy to see him. Bird in town. I'm going to come out from under the desk on Wobb was amazing. Yeah. What was that? We were on Wobb, your shagrin was doing this. Here it is. Thank you, man. We'll talk to you every Monday here on Wobb. Have a great day. Hey, get Malice. Let Malice take out from under the desk. Jake, it's okay now. It's going to be all right. Here. Have a sandwich on my desk. Yeah. Perfect. All right. Let's spin this wheel. This could be the day, Brandon. This could be the day, Brando. This is it. And Dana still knows us one. Oh, yeah. No zealous one. I don't see any day. Oh, I did see him yesterday. You'll do it on Monday. Not today, mother fuckers. Today, see you everyone tomorrow. Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye.